#1 A few other things that kill a relationship and totally piss you off is when your partner is always on the computer looking at porno or talking to other woman on webcam then hurrying to turn off the computer or switch to another site when you walk in the room also when they are quick to answer their mobile phone and tell you it was the wrong number or not tell you who it was.

#2 First thing I get up in the morning I hit a key and start it up! I am a bonifide computer junkie! I wasn't always ,but ever since I got a computer a year ago and learned how to use one it is my life it seems.

#3 Hello! my dear! / I am a pretty girl from Russia and very much want to meet you. / I am very optimistic but within reasonable limits. But still there is a lack of one person in my fate. / That is why I'm here. I am waiting for my only man to come to my life. Doors to my soul are open for him. / Look at my pictures: http://lavdate.ru/?vu I will be waiting for you.

#4 And you can do it to your conscience You can do it all the time You can do it with a vengeance In the morning after nine

But you know You'll always be waiting Always be waiting For someone else to call

#5 The usual diversion tactic, the only problem are the touts. What about the false companies set up by the likes of Seb Coe and Jonathon Edwards? Six figure cheques written out for the usual s**t, `consultancy fees`. What does someone who spent a good part of his adult life playing in a sand pit know about `business`. F*** all but he knows how to bank those cheques payed to companies with no employees, no premises and that exist only as an address (off the UK mainland).The tax pot has been opened and while all those bent b*****ds help themselves to it, they feed the line about touts. And where do the touts get the tickets? From the sponsors who are allocated blocks of thousands of tickets that they are not remotely interested in taking up and sell to the touts. We all know that the touts are second in the chain.

#6 I am Mr.Philip Dunga , a staff of Meyer and Clark Business Consulting. We represent a leading United Kingdom Bank in an investigation involving a client who shares your surname, this Client died intestate and nominated no next of kin to inherit the title over the investments made with the Bank. It is important to determine your relationship with this deceased since you both share the same surnames, so as to enable us conclude our investigation and have his estate pass on. Please confirm if you are related or know of any connection with our client, Thank you for your time and consideration.

#7 You are The Leader, Your spirit guide is The Bear. As a leader you hold a lot of power, it is only natural to have an animal known for it's strength to guide you. There are many people out there who are lost and confused, whether you know it or not you have the ability to lead those who need to be lead. You are honest and full of the future. There are so many wonderful things you can do in your life. Open your eyes and keep your face forward. With your talents, there is little you can't do. You can accomplish more if you look at things in an objective and diplomatic way. Don't be fooled though. You are very capable of diving into the depths of nothing if you aren't careful. A leader needs purpose, and direction. The Bear will help you find your direction. Be full of purpose but don't be afraid to let chance and whimsy into your life. Ride the winds, but direct them with your reigns if they start flowing in a direction you do not approve of. You have the power to do so, so use that power. Like the bear you may need to take a break every once and a while. When things get to hectic and confusing, don't be afraid to hibernate for a while. Even the greatest of leaders have needed to rest.

#8 NOTE:

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#9 dont go just another excuse to let 5 million more illegals in the country. Watch this space. even the athletes dont turn up and go awol. & Blimey - Only 8 white kids in the pic

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#12 Then he told me that hes busy feeding his polar bear milk. This ladies and gentlemen proves my theory that animus lives in the north west of canada on an island actually closer to greenland than civlised canada, with his mother and his milk sucking polar bear. I dont really want to know what animus does with his polar bear in the evenings but im sure its disgusting. Beware of animus he will set his milk sucking polar bear on you who will feed on your nipples.

#13 Hi the my dear lonely person!!! My name is Ekaterina, I am 27 years old.. I live in Russia, in city Sochi. I search for the person who would understand me.. I want serious intentions, and serious relations.. I want to find love, I want to find good person with whom I can spend all my life.. If you are interested in me if you want to study about me more, write to me the letter at my e- [email protected] ! Ekaterina !

#14 I didn't realize this was a dating site, I must have lost my site manual.

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#18 Steven Fowl offers a keen observation on the impact of the agenda driven approach to the text. ”Much modern scholarly biblical criticism operates on the assumption that there is something hidden by or hidden inside the text. Moreover, the corollary of this assumption is that the properly trained critic is just the right person both to determine what this subject matter is and how to extract it from the text.

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#23 Hyperlinks in emails come in two flavours - a) short, informative and to the point, or b) ugly.

#24 I’m Carmen Marin, passionate poetry and literature. I live in Romania, Europ. I am 37 years. I love journalism and music also.

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#27 “Phenonemally cruel,” says Gawker. “Stephen Fowler is everything wrong with the elitist eurotrash transplants in this country,” (Fowler is British) says Fixn' To. Anybody else have something to say?

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#29 On behalf of my friend Lenore, I find some of them write rubbish, plus their spelling is atrocious.I had a few minutes to spare tonight,so I decided to post this comment.

#30 i live next to a santander employee, he is strange and nobody trusts him, hes been spotted urinating in his own back garden on several occasions and peeping through his curtains at night with a kiddies telescope.

#31 Shaun Foggett keeps 23 crocodiles and an alligator at the back of his semi-detached Oxford home, The Daily Telegraph reports.

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#35 I notice that somebody below stated that “there was no upskirt

#38 As Ivan noted, there's plenty of protruding rock and sharp-edged debris at Horsethief which can cause very serious injuries

#39 They are faking injuries. I'm mad! Insurance fraud is a big problem. This fraud is not limited to Canada or even North America. It is a worldwide issue

#40 KEEP TALKING SHIT IVAN!!! I CAN FUCK YOU UP. YOU CAN'T FIGHT FOR SHIT. I KNOW IT . YOUR TOO HURT TO POST ALL OF THIS ON TUMBLR!!!...

#41 It's just what it sounds like---two poets enter the ring and duel with poetry, until one is declared the winner by the judges. Poems instead of punches. Cool. Wait until you hear who was competing not too long ago.

#43 Colin Cow-Herd stated about Taylor's turnaround; “Well, yeah, just because you clean the rug doesn't mean you got everything out. Sometimes you've got stains, stuff so deep it never ever leaves.” Taylor's death was later found to be the result of a botched robbery, and the robbers hadn't known Taylor was home when they entered

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#51 A pet snake got itself in a bit of a bind after it mistook its own tail for a tasty dinner. Reggie the King snake soon realised his mistake after chomping down on his back end but then couldn't release himself after his teeth had taken hold.

#52 Well I moved him out of the 3xtank into his own away from the rest of the bettas...... he got really agitated adn then he proceeded to toally shred his tail! I added the salt thinking it could help with his stress...... I left him over night, hopeing he would calm down given some time. This morning he was still overly aggitated and had started biting his own anal fin.

#55 @parade I know very well what a troll is. Watching a video that you know you’re going to hate then commenting on it is trolling. And besides, don’t use cap locks. It’s such a n00b thing to do. The biggest stylistic crutch known to artists my friend is not developing your own style. Anime is too broad to be one style. There are hundreds of anime styles.

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#57 if eva angelina had given up that ass too since she has done anal before.. too bad she retired and carmella is now a fat pig with aids

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#67 i have tried the dried apricots route, and it works well. give it at least 12 hours to see effects. i think the first time i tried it, i ate the whole bag (probably about 25-30 of 'em). i think i could have stopped at 15- i felt a bit sick, as you can imagine! they're just so small, it doesn't seem like much, but be careful, apricot terrors

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