Schedule Program Guide For TCN/GO
Sun Mar 25, 2012
06:00 THUNDERBIRDS Repeat WS G
The Imposter Follow the adventures of the International Rescue, an organisation created to help those in grave danger in this marionette puppetry classic.
07:00 KIDS WB SUNDAY WS G
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
07:00 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Food For Thought/Gone To Pieces Taz desires an egg that is located on a little island surrounded by piranha-infested waters. AndTaz attempts to repair a prized vase of Mom's that he accidentally broke.
07:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Hogapatra's Beauty Sleep / Mummy Dearest An ancient Egyptian empress suffers from insomnia and it's up to Lazy to teach her how to do what he does best -- sleep!
08:00 THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW WS G
08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
I've Never Bean In A Sub/ The Great Snipe Hunt
The Jellies want a submarine for the lake, and they try to raise the money to buy one.
09:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
Burpless Beans/ Slap Happy
Edward and Lazlo go head to head in a battle for better belching!
09:30 YOUNG JUSTICE WS PG
Targets
In Taipei, Red Arrow attempts to prevent the League of Shadows from disrupting a peace conference.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
10:00 BATMAN: THE BRAVE AND THE BOLD WS PG
Powerless! Captain Atom joins the Justice League, but has to learn how to continue being a super hero even after losing his powers to his old enemy Major Force.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
10:30 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN Repeat WS PG
Reflected Glory
JT and Cash try to cash in on Ben's fame by claiming they are the brains behind Ben 10!
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
11:00 SCOOBY DOO ON ZOMBIE ISLAND 1998 Repeat G
Scooby Doo On Zombie Island
Tired of never finding real monsters, Scooby-Doo and his pals have gone their separate ways. Velma now owns a mystery bookshop; Scooby and Shaggy are customs inspectors at the airport; and Fred is producing Daphne's television show. But when the show does a segment on real monsters, the gang fires up the Mystery Machine and heads to Moonscar Island, where mysteries -- and more than a few zombies -- await!
Starring: Frank Welker, Scott Innes
12:30 ECLIPSE WS TB
James Kerley and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.
13:00 RENAULT BEACH VOLLEYBALL WS NA
This summer The Renault National Beach Volleyball Series hits the beaches, ending a four year absence of professional beach volleyball, launching a bigger and better schedule with eight rounds on Australia s most iconic beaches including Surfers Paradise, St Kilda, Scarborough and Manly. 13:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Aunt Clara's Victoria Victory Thanks to bumbling Aunt Clara, Samantha is being visited by Queen Victoria. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
14:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
The Crone of Cawder An ancient crone has taken over the body of the daughter of one of Darrin's clients and if Darrin kisses her, they will trade ages. Sam must protect him without appearing jealous. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
14:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Hot In The City
On the personal front, Mike struggles with his ex-girlfriend Carrie, who is desperate to bear his child. At the office, he's playing peacemaker after the Mayor's ill-chosen words split up a beloved band just before their reunion concert. Starring: Daphne Zuniga, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
15:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Bone Free
When the Mayor gets an erection at a press conference, Mike must come up with an excuse for the Mayor's apparent snub to a women's rights advocate. Meanwhile, Nikki wonders whether her new heartthrob, George, is a struggling writer or an untalented mooch.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
15:30 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG 24 thrill seekers must endure the world s largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.
16:30 BACHELOR PAD WS PG The drama continues in week two, as 17 remaining contestants face a stomach-churning challenge, an opportunity to bring out their inner artist and another dreaded elimination.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
18:30 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG
And The Disappearing Bed
Caroline is tired of sleeping on the couch so she purchases a build-it yourself Murphy Bed. As Caroline attempts to assemble the bed, Max tries to work up the courage to give her cupcake business card to Peach for the twins upcoming birthday.
Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
19:00 THE MIDDLE Captioned WS PG
The Concert
Starring: Patricia Heaton, Neil Flynn, Charlie Mcdermott
19:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Batjar Conjecture The guys decide to compete in the uni Physics Bowl, but since Sheldon's only focus is to prove his mental superiority, the guys kick him off the team. They enlist his nemesis Leslie as his replacement.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
20:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Nerdvana Annihilation When Leonard and the guys purchase a time machine prop from a classic 60's movie, its arrival creates problems for Penny telling the boys that their obsession with comics & toys is pathetic.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References 20:30 SUBURGATORY WS PG
Out In The Burbs Tessa is convinced the new guy - an undercover narcotics cop - is gay. Meanwhile, George reevaluates his relationship with Dallas.
Starring: Jeremy Sisto, Jane Levy, Carly Chaikin
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Pork Chop Indeterminacy The boys become smitten with Sheldon's twin sister, Missy. Leonard devises a plan to eliminate his rivals however the plan backfires when Sheldon declares he'll decide whom his sister dates.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:30 CLICK 2006 Captioned Repeat WS M
Click
What if you had a universal remote control that could control your universe? Adam Sandler has just that. Unable to figure out which of his many remotes turns on the television, he goes shopping for a universal remote that does everything. With each click he is able to control his career and personal life.
Starring: Adam Sandler, Kate Beckinsale
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
23:40 HUMAN TARGET WS M
Ilsa Pucci
Chance and Guererro stage a daring rescue of Winston from the hands of his torturous kidnappers.
Starring: Mark Valley, Chi Mcbride, Janet Montgomery
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
00:40 SOUTH PARK Repeat WS MA
Die Hippie, Die
There's a mass influx of hippies coming into South Park, and Cartman is intent on putting a stop to them.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language
01:00 FUR TV Repeat WS MA
Ladies Love Lapeño/Arse of Darkness
Lapeno struggles to keep to his strict limit of five women a day and is put into a sex clinic.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Language
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Strong Sister
A reporter from Strong Sister magazine does an in-depth profile on Deputy Raineesha Williams.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG
When Nina Met Her Parents Nina nervously prepares to meet her birth parents; Elliott and Jack discover that Finch has a very special gift. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick. 04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Lisa, The Psychologist Lisa becomes a successful psychologist while she and Oliver take courses at a Pixley college. But it eventually becomes too much for Oliver to handle, and Lisa gives up her practice to just be Oliver's wife.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Carpenters Ball
When Oliver refuses to take Lisa to Hooterville's annual Carpenter's Ball, everyone's happiness is threatened.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Fred's New Boss Fred agrees to talk to his boss about hiring unemployed Barney at the quarry, and Barney ends up being Fred's new boss. Mon Mar 26, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Wilderness I Camping The Bratz become reluctant overnight campers when they get lost on their way to the Wilderness Spa. The Tweevils, hoping to get some embarrassing pictures of the girls without make-up, follow behind.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Food For Thought/Gone To Pieces Taz desires an egg that is located on a little island surrounded by piranha-infested waters. AndTaz attempts to repair a prized vase of Mom's that he accidentally broke.
07:00 UNNATURAL HISTORY Repeat WS PG
Past Presidents and Future
Henry follows a trail of clues left by George Washington as a school election pits Jasper vs. Maggie.
Starring: Kevin G Schmidt, Jordan Gavaris, Italia Ricci, Martin Donovan
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
War Of The Worlds (Part 1)
Ben must recruit the other plumber's kids to help stop the Highbreed invasion of Earth once and for all.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Hogapatra's Beauty Sleep / Mummy Dearest An ancient Egyptian empress suffers from insomnia and it's up to Lazy to teach her how to do what he does best -- sleep!
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Barney the Invisible Fred tries his hand at being an inventor and gets Barney to try his new soft drink. The experiment turns Barney invisible.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Master, The Pirate
Jeannie sends tony back to deal with Captain Kidd to prove his bravery. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Star Witness
Arnold is the only witness to a bank robbery in Pixley, and eventually leads the police to capture the crooks.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Wedding Deal
Eb gets Oliver and Lisa mixed up in his big wedding deal.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG 24 thrill seekers must endure the world s largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Charlie Harper, Winner Darrin and Samantha find themselves competing with Darrin's college buddy and his wife. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Deaf Becomes Her
It's damage control time when the Mayor's inept new sign language interpreter offends the deaf community. Mike rushes to appease one of its leaders, Sarah Edelman, before she organises a demonstration. Meanwhile, Paul is uneasy when Claudia temporarily moves in to nurse him after an injury.
Starring: Marlee Matlin, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Beard
Elaine tries to convert a gay man to heterosexuality. George, who's now wearing his toupee, discovers that the woman Kramer has set him up with is bald. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
Oy Vey, You're Gay
Fran tells Mr Sheffield he should finally take off his wedding ring.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG
Finch On Ice
Finch's former figure skating partner visits and asks for him for help coaching her and her new partner. Meanwhile, Nina worries that an ailing Ed McMahon may cause the preemption of an A&E biography about her. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
15:30 THE REGULAR SHOW WS PG
Party Pete / Brain Eraser When Benson takes the night off, Mordecai and Rigby decide to throw a party. When it gets off on a rocky start, they seek the help of Party Pete, a playboy, to get their party going.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
War Of The Worlds (Part 2)
Ben must recruit the other plumber's kids to help stop the Highbreed invasion of Earth once and for all.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Hot In The City
On the personal front, Mike struggles with his ex-girlfriend Carrie, who is desperate to bear his child. At the office, he's playing peacemaker after the Mayor's ill-chosen words split up a beloved band just before their reunion concert. Starring: Daphne Zuniga, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Master, The Pirate
Jeannie sends tony back to deal with Captain Kidd to prove his bravery. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Aunt Clara's Victoria Victory Thanks to bumbling Aunt Clara, Samantha is being visited by Queen Victoria. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Beard
Elaine tries to convert a gay man to heterosexuality. George, who's now wearing his toupee, discovers that the woman Kramer has set him up with is bald. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned WS TB
Hosted by singer Kate Ceberano, Excess Baggage is the feel good show of 2012, a series that delves into the hearts, minds and bodies of eight celebrities and eight everyday Australians to help them shed their physical and emotional baggage. Join Britney Spears s ex-husband Kevin Federline, rescued Beaconsfield miner Brant Webb, AFL legend Robert "Dipper" DiPierdomenico and five other celebs and as they battle it out in the ultimate fat fighting contest.
19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG Clarkson, Hammond and May test the Aston Martin Rapide, the Porsche Panamera Turbo and the Maserati Quattroporte as they attempt to find the worl's greatest four seat supercar. Guest stars Rubens Barrichello.
21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Peanut Reaction
When Penny learns that Leonard doesn't celebrate birthdays, she attempts to throw him a surprise party.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:30 THE INCREDIBLE HULK 2008 Captioned Repeat WS M
The Incredible Hulk
When a gamma ray experiment goes drastically wrong, Dr. Bruce Banner is transforms into a giant green-skinned hulk whenever his pulse rate gets too high. As he searches for an antidote to his exotic condition he becomes sidetracked as the military and a rival known as the Abomination try to take him out.
Starring: Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, William Hurt, Tim Roth
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
23:50 SOUTH PARK Repeat M
Raisins Stan becomes inconsolable after Wendy breaks up with him, and Butters has a crush on a sexy waitress at a local restaurant.
00:10 SOUTH PARK Repeat M
It's Christmas In Canada
The boys go to Canada to retrieve Ike, after his birth parents show up in South Park and claim him as their own.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language
00:30 HOWIE DO IT Repeat M
Pranks on unsuspecting marks are documented in this comedic reality series.
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Wiegel's Dad Returns Wiegel's estranged father gets out of prison and hopes to spend time with his daughter---and go to strip clubs with her coworkers.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG
Finch On Ice
Finch's former figure skating partner visits and asks for him for help coaching her and her new partner. Meanwhile, Nina worries that an ailing Ed McMahon may cause the preemption of an A&E biography about her. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Star Witness
Arnold is the only witness to a bank robbery in Pixley, and eventually leads the police to capture the crooks.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester 05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Wedding Deal
Eb gets Oliver and Lisa mixed up in his big wedding deal.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Barney the Invisible Fred tries his hand at being an inventor and gets Barney to try his new soft drink. The experiment turns Barney invisible. Tue Mar 27, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Skeleton in the Closet
After finding bones in Burdine s office, the Bratz and Tweevils suspect that Burdine may have killed off her last intern. Reluctantly working together, they tail Burdine to a pet food factory and discover that the bones are actually pieces of Royale s new gourmet doggy food.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Keewee Cornered/But Is It Taz
To Taz's delight, Molly brings Kee Wee home from the pet shop to replace her pet bird.
07:00 WINX CLUB TB
Premiere Special Something truly magical has happened to Bloom, an ordinary girl who discovers she's really a fairy with extraordinary powers
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
War Of The Worlds (Part 2)
Ben must recruit the other plumber's kids to help stop the Highbreed invasion of Earth once and for all.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Mummy Dearest / Shamrock Smurfs When Gargamel's Egyptian incarnation puts the Smurfs to work on building a monument for his cat pharoah Azra, they wake a mummy!
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Bowling Ballet
Fred secretly becomes a ballet pupil in order to regain his form for a big bowling match.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
A Secretary Is Not A Toy Jeannie becomes General Peterson's secretary and then becomes accused of being a spy when she can not pass the security investigation. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Hawaii Honeymoon Oliver and Lisa have to share a honeymoon suite with another couple after Lisa cons him into taking a fifth honeymoon to Hawaii.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Spot Remover
Lisa discovers that her uncle's cabbage soup can be transformed into a miracle cleaning solution.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG
Dirty Business Two masked men set fire to Marvin Goodman's film processing company. Marvin's mother asks the Angels to intervene, but Marvin doesn't want their help. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
Aunt Clara's Victoria Victory Thanks to bumbling Aunt Clara, Samantha is being visited by Queen Victoria. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Hot In The City
On the personal front, Mike struggles with his ex-girlfriend Carrie, who is desperate to bear his child. At the office, he's playing peacemaker after the Mayor's ill-chosen words split up a beloved band just before their reunion concert. Starring: Daphne Zuniga, Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Doorman
The doorman in Mr. Pitt's building causes trouble for Jerry who was only trying to be nice. Kramer robs George on the street for some German tourists. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
The Party's Over
Fran and Niles have the house to themselves and decide to throw a singles party.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG
A&E Biography: Nina Van Horn
"Nina Van Horn: Trouble Be Thy Name" features clips from her blaxploitation movie Foxy Trouble with Bernie Casey, her discovery as Claire Noodleman, interviews with her co-workers, her disastrous month-long marriage to Robert Evans, her fiery time with a cult, her involvement in the closing of Studio 54 and her mark on pop music. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
15:30 THE REGULAR SHOW WS PG
Benson Be Gone / But I Have a Receipt After Mordecai and Rigby cause one calamity too many at the park, Mr. Maellard blames Benson (believing that Benson, as park manager, must accept the blame for everything that happens).
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Stylised Violence
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Vengeance Of Vilgax (Part 1)
Vilgax makes his return, and he's more powerful than ever!
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Bone Free
When the Mayor gets an erection at a press conference, Mike must come up with an excuse for the Mayor's apparent snub to a women's rights advocate. Meanwhile, Nikki wonders whether her new heartthrob, George, is a struggling writer or an untalented mooch.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
A Secretary Is Not A Toy Jeannie becomes General Peterson's secretary and then becomes accused of being a spy when she can not pass the security investigation. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
The Crone of Cawder An ancient crone has taken over the body of the daughter of one of Darrin's clients and if Darrin kisses her, they will trade ages. Sam must protect him without appearing jealous. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Doorman
The doorman in Mr. Pitt's building causes trouble for Jerry who was only trying to be nice. Kramer robs George on the street for some German tourists. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned WS TB
Hosted by singer Kate Ceberano, Excess Baggage is the feel good show of 2012, a series that delves into the hearts, minds and bodies of eight celebrities and eight everyday Australians to help them shed their physical and emotional baggage. Join Britney Spears s ex-husband Kevin Federline, rescued Beaconsfield miner Brant Webb, AFL legend Robert "Dipper" DiPierdomenico and five other celebs and as they battle it out in the ultimate fat fighting contest.
19:30 BATMAN & ROBIN 1997 Captioned Repeat WS PG
Batman & Robin
The Caped Crusader and his sidekick, Robin, with the help of Batgirl, return to fight the evil industrialist, Mr Freeze and his deadly partner, Poison Ivy, who plan to freeze Gotham City. They must also save the life of faithful butler Alfred, who is dying from a mysterious disease.
Starring: George Clooney, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Chris O'Donnell, Uma Thurman, Alicia Silverstone
Cons.Advice: Stylised Violence, Sexual References
22:00 SUPERHERO MOVIE 2008 Repeat WS M
Superhero Movie The team behind Scary Movie takes on the comic book genre in this tale of Rick Riker, a nerdy teen bitten by a radioactive dragonfly. Imbued with superpowers, Riker assumes a new identity as the Dragonfly.
Starring: Drake Bell, Leslie Nielsen, Sara Paxton, Marion Ross
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References
23:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat WS MA
Wing
Realizing that they can cash in on other's talents by acting as clients, the gang successfully charms Token in to letting them represent him. When another talent agency steals him away, they find their next star in Wing, the wife of Mr. Lu Kim.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language
00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat WS MA
Best Friends Forever In this Emmy winning episode, Kenny is the first kid in South Park to get the new Playstation Portable; a device that was actually created by God to determine who has the best skills to defeat the armies of Satan.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language
00:30 HOWIE DO IT Repeat M
Pranks on unsuspecting marks are documented in this comedic reality series.
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Junior Runs For Office
Junior decides he wants to be the Commissioner for Animal Carcass Removal.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG
A&E Biography: Nina Van Horn
"Nina Van Horn: Trouble Be Thy Name" features clips from her blaxploitation movie Foxy Trouble with Bernie Casey, her discovery as Claire Noodleman, interviews with her co-workers, her disastrous month-long marriage to Robert Evans, her fiery time with a cult, her involvement in the closing of Studio 54 and her mark on pop music. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Hawaii Honeymoon Oliver and Lisa have to share a honeymoon suite with another couple after Lisa cons him into taking a fifth honeymoon to Hawaii.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester 05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Spot Remover
Lisa discovers that her uncle's cabbage soup can be transformed into a miracle cleaning solution.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Bowling Ballet
Fred secretly becomes a ballet pupil in order to regain his form for a big bowling match. Wed Mar 28, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Jade s Dream Jade gets knocked out and dreams that Burdine and the Tweevils have taken over Stilesville and the world, turning everything pink and wiping out individuality.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
Mall Wrecked/A Dingo's Guide To Magic When their car breaks down in a vast, empty mall parking lot, Taz, Mom, and Molly try to reach a pay phone while being harassed by two rascally vultures.
07:00 WINX CLUB TB
Revenge of the Trix Bloom learns more about the true nature of her fairy abilities. Meanwhile Icy and the rest of the Trix girls try to steal her powers.
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Vengeance Of Vilgax (Part 1)
Vilgax makes his return, and he's more powerful than ever!
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Karate Klumsy / Papa's Big Snooze
Clumsy has to use some karate-chopping action to defeat an evil ninja rat.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Twitch
Fred boasts to Wilma that he'll find a big star to entertain at her Ladies' Auxiliary benefit.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
There Goes The Bride Jeannie puts a love spell on Tony which displeases Haji. He then makes Tony have several accidents that can only be undone if the love spell is taken off. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
A Girl For Drobny
Lisa tries to help her pet duck, Drobny that her uncle sent her, find love.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Hole In The Porch
Oliver and Lisa look after an injured, and annoying, Hank Kimball.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG
The Vegas Connection The Anges are called in to take down Cass Harper, a man who cons young girls into the lucrative industry as Las Vegas nightclub chorus girls. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
The Crone of Cawder An ancient crone has taken over the body of the daughter of one of Darrin's clients and if Darrin kisses her, they will trade ages. Sam must protect him without appearing jealous. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Bone Free
When the Mayor gets an erection at a press conference, Mike must come up with an excuse for the Mayor's apparent snub to a women's rights advocate. Meanwhile, Nikki wonders whether her new heartthrob, George, is a struggling writer or an untalented mooch.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Jimmy
The guys play a game of basketball with "the Jimmy," a man who talks about himself in the third person. Jimmy sells odd shaped training shoes and George is an interested investor. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
The Two Mrs. Sheffields
Maxwell's mother comes to visit the Sheffields.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG
Fast Time At Finchmont High
Finch goes undercover at a high school and winds up becoming incredibly popular. Jack discovers that the office mail guy is an incredible opera singer. Nina becomes celibate, following some advice from Elliott. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
15:30 THE REGULAR SHOW WS PG
This Is My Jam / Muscle Woman Rigby has an annoying song stuck in his head, much to the chagrin of him and Mordecai. Mordecai helps Rigby as they try to get the song out of his head, but find it very difficult.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Vengeance Of Vilgax (Part 2)
Vilgax makes his return, and he's more powerful than ever!
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
The Mayor Who Came To Dinner
The Mayor moves in with Mike after he separates with his wife, much to Mike's frustration. Meanwhile, Isaac Mizrahi helps the Mayor's office with a charity fashion show and gives Nikki a once-in-a-lifetime chance to strut the runway in one of his creations.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
There Goes The Bride Jeannie puts a love spell on Tony which displeases Haji. He then makes Tony have several accidents that can only be undone if the love spell is taken off. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
No More Mr. Nice Guy
Thanks to Endora's spell, everyone takes an instant dislike to Darrin. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Jimmy
The guys play a game of basketball with "the Jimmy," a man who talks about himself in the third person. Jimmy sells odd shaped training shoes and George is an interested investor. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned WS TB
Hosted by singer Kate Ceberano, Excess Baggage is the feel good show of 2012, a series that delves into the hearts, minds and bodies of eight celebrities and eight everyday Australians to help them shed their physical and emotional baggage. Join Britney Spears s ex-husband Kevin Federline, rescued Beaconsfield miner Brant Webb, AFL legend Robert "Dipper" DiPierdomenico and five other celebs and as they battle it out in the ultimate fat fighting contest.
19:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG
Clarkson, Hammond and May attempt to build cool and interesting motorhomes before setting off for a long weekend to see how each of their creations performs in the real world. Meanwhile, the new Audi R8 V10 Spyder is tested against the latest version of Porsche s enduring 911 Turbo cabriolet. Guest stars Andy Garcia.
Starring: Andy Garcia
21:00 THE NEGOTIATOR 1998 Captioned Repeat WS M
The Negotiator In a desperate attempt to prove his innocence, a skilled police negotiator accused of corruption and murder takes hostages in a government office to gain the time he needs to find the truth.
Starring: Samuel.L. Jackson, Kevin Spacey, J T Walsh, Ron Rifkin, David Morse
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence, Frequent Coarse Language, Adult Themes
23:40 SOUTH PARK Repeat WS M
Trapped in the Closet Stan finds out that he's depressed after taking a test given to him by Scientologists. After joining his new religion, the other members realize that he is the reincarnation of their leader.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language
00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat WS MA
Free Willzyx
When a talking Orca whale, named Willzyx, speaks to Kyle and the boys, they're desperate to get him to his home on the moon. With some help from the other kids, they risk everything when they break in to the Sea Park.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language, Some Violence
00:30 HOWIE DO IT Repeat M
Pranks on unsuspecting marks are documented in this comedic reality series.
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Undercover Acting Coach When the deputies grow dissatisfied with their undercover assignments, they hire a Hollywood acting coach to help them behave more like criminals and drug addicts.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat WS PG
Fast Time At Finchmont High
Finch goes undercover at a high school and winds up becoming incredibly popular. Jack discovers that the office mail guy is an incredible opera singer. Nina becomes celibate, following some advice from Elliott. Stars Laura San Giacomo, George Segal and Wendie Malick.
04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
A Girl For Drobny
Lisa tries to help her pet duck, Drobny that her uncle sent her, find love.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester 05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Hole In The Porch
Oliver and Lisa look after an injured, and annoying, Hank Kimball.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Twitch
Fred boasts to Wilma that he'll find a big star to entertain at her Ladies' Auxiliary benefit. Thu Mar 29, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Bewitched and Burdined Using a new hypnosis tool she bought over the internet, Burdine hypnotizes Sasha and Jade, directing them to sabotage the Bratz on the night they re set to receive the Teen Choice Award.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
The Man From M.A.R.S./Friends For Strife
Havoc ensues when Marvin Martian arrives for a peaceful vacation in Tazmania.
07:00 WINX CLUB TB
The Battle for Magix Evil reigns at Alfea College when the Trix steal Bloom's Dragon Fire. Will the Winx Club and friends be able to restore a peaceful balance?
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Vengeance Of Vilgax (Part 2)
Vilgax makes his return, and he's more powerful than ever!
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
Like It or Smurf It / Papa's Big Snooze
When on a volcanic paradise, Brainy's version of Double Dare gets dangerous.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Here's Snow in Your Eyes
Trouble ensues when lodge delegates Fred and Barney attend a convention at a ski resort.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Master, Napoleon's Buddy Upon Tony's request, Jeannie sends him back in time to talk to Napoleon who wants to execute him as a spy. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Ex Secretary
Oliver searches for an ex-secretary that found a place to fix his watch when it was broken.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
King Oliver I After the governor announces that Hooterville is bankrupt, and that they plan on raising taxes by 52%, the citizens of Hooterville blow up the bridge and establish their own kingdom with Oliver as their king.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 CHARLIE'S ANGELS Repeat WS PG
Terror On Ward One The entire team go undercover to discover the truth behind a malpractice suit in which a man died in a hospital. Stars Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett and Jaclyn Smith.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
No More Mr. Nice Guy
Thanks to Endora's spell, everyone takes an instant dislike to Darrin. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
The Mayor Who Came To Dinner
The Mayor moves in with Mike after he separates with his wife, much to Mike's frustration. Meanwhile, Isaac Mizrahi helps the Mayor's office with a charity fashion show and gives Nikki a once-in-a-lifetime chance to strut the runway in one of his creations.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Doodle
Jerry discovers that his apartment is infested with fleas. As it's being fumigated Elaine can't get a manuscript she needs for a job interview. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
Having His Baby
Fran considers having a baby without a husband and Maxwell assumes she is asking him to be the donor.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Hit The Road, Jack
Elliott accidentally erases a phone message in which Jack's wife says she's leaving him.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
15:30 THE REGULAR SHOW WS PG
Temp Check / Skunked Rigby hires a temp, Doug the river otter, to do his work for him. However, Doug befriends Mordecai, and Rigby is jealous when Mordecai begins to hang out with Doug more than Rigby.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Inferno
Ben & Co. must go underground and stop Vulkanus from covering the Earth with molten magma.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Mayor Over Miami When the Mayor skips town after receiving his divorce papers, Mike must cover for him before his planned State Of The City address. Meanwhile, Stuart transforms himself into a "nice guy" for his new girlfriend.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Master, Napoleon's Buddy Upon Tony's request, Jeannie sends him back in time to talk to Napoleon who wants to execute him as a spy. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
It's Wishcraft Tabitha is developing wish-craft and Samantha must hide the secret from Darrin's parent. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
18:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Doodle
Jerry discovers that his apartment is infested with fleas. As it's being fumigated Elaine can't get a manuscript she needs for a job interview. Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards. 18:30 EXCESS BAGGAGE Captioned WS TB
(*Series Final*)
The final four teams battle it out in the last challenge of the series. The remaining contestants are taken to an old war fort on Bare Island, Sydney, where they must complete four mini-challenges, paying homage to various challenges they have undertaken during the series. After the challenge, it's off to the final check-in hangar where the teams will see just how far they've travelled. The winning team will be determined on the most impressive check-in score from the beginning of the series to now.
20:00 2 BROKE GIRLS Captioned Repeat WS PG
And The Pretty Problem Caroline enrols herself and Max in a cake-decorating class to increase their skill level and take their cupcake business to the next level.
Starring: Garrett Morris, Kat Dennings, Beth Behrs, Matthew Moy
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
20:30 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Tangerine Factor When Penny breaks up with her boyfriend, Leonard finally gets up the courage to ask her out on a real date. When she says yes, each seeks out the wisdom of a reluctant advisor -- Sheldon.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:00 THE BIG BANG THEORY Captioned Repeat WS PG
The Bad Fish Paradigm Penny opens up to a reluctant Sheldon after a less-than-stellar first date with Leonard, placing him in the uncomfortable position of having to keep a secret.
Starring: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar
Cons.Advice: Sexual References
21:30 THE WHOLE NINE YARDS 2000 Captioned Repeat WS M
The Whole Nine Yards
Bruce Willis stars in this action comedy about a hitman hiding out from a dangerous Chicago crime family in the suburbs as part of the Witness Protection Program. He finds himself next door to a mild mannered dentist (Matthew Perry), whose wife convinces him to go to Chicago to inform the mob of their neighbour's whereabouts, and cash in on the reward. From there, events spiral even further out of control.
Starring: Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, Rosanna Arquette, Natasha Henstridge, Michael Clarke-Duncan, Amanda Peet
Cons.Advice: Some Violence, Sex Scenes, Nudity
23:40 ECLIPSE Repeat WS TB
James Kerley and Zoe Balbi present the latest music videos, artist interviews and exciting competitions.
00:10 SOUTH PARK Repeat MA
Krazy Kripples Jimmy and Timmy form a club for people who were handicapped from birth. They call it the Crips, and soon find themselves caught up in gang warfare with the real Crips in Denver.
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References
00:30 HOWIE DO IT Repeat M
Pranks on unsuspecting marks are documented in this comedic reality series.
01:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
The Parade The deputies try to win an award for the most patriotic float in a parade. But what starts as an act of patriotism ends in tragedy.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
02:00 HOME SHOPPING G
Home Shopping.
02:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping. 03:00 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
03:30 HOME SHOPPING Repeat G
Home Shopping.
04:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
Hit The Road, Jack
Elliott accidentally erases a phone message in which Jack's wife says she's leaving him.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
04:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Ex Secretary
Oliver searches for an ex-secretary that found a place to fix his watch when it was broken.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
King Oliver I After the governor announces that Hooterville is bankrupt, and that they plan on raising taxes by 52%, the citizens of Hooterville blow up the bridge and establish their own kingdom with Oliver as their king.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
05:30 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
Here's Snow in Your Eyes
Trouble ensues when lodge delegates Fred and Barney attend a convention at a ski resort. Fri Mar 30, 2012
06:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
Totally Recall Burdine and Jade, mortal enemies, get stuck on an elevator. They compare their reminiscences of their encounters. Ultimately, they have to face the fact that they have to work together to get out of the elevator.
06:30 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
A Flea For Me/Taz's Fancy
While doing chores around the house, an enterprising flea jumps on Taz for a meal
07:00 WINX CLUB TB
The Shadow Phoenix Bloom describes the dreams she keeps having about her natural parents and finds something frightening in the process.
08:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Inferno
Ben & Co. must go underground and stop Vulkanus from covering the Earth with molten magma.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
08:30 SMURFS Repeat G
The Smurf Odyssey / Trojan Smurf The Smurfs must help the son of Zeus learn the ways of being a Greek god before going on his quest for the Golden Fleece.
09:00 THE FLINTSTONES Repeat G
The Buffalo Convention
Wilma's talking bird is silent until lodge brothers Fred and Barney start planning a secret outing.
09:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
The Birds & Bees Bit Learning that genies lose their powers if they marry a mortal, Tony proposes to Jeannie. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Guess Who's Not Going to the Luau? Peterson's Poi Juice is giving away a trip to Hawaii and Arnold Ziffel is chosen as the winner. When the ad agency rep meets Arnold and discovers he's not a human, he tries to disqualify the swine.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Rummage Sale The Douglases are asked to donate old clothing to a charity rummage sale. Lisa is glad to give away Oliver's entire wardrobe, but can't part with any of her dresses.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 WIPEOUT Captioned Repeat WS PG 24 thrill seekers must endure the world s largest obstacle course consisting of the Big Balls, mud baths, the Sweeper and countless wipeouts. Only 1 can emerge victorious and take home the $50,000 grand prize.
12:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
It's Wishcraft Tabitha is developing wish-craft and Samantha must hide the secret from Darrin's parent. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
12:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Mayor Over Miami When the Mayor skips town after receiving his divorce papers, Mike must cover for him before his planned State Of The City address. Meanwhile, Stuart transforms himself into a "nice guy" for his new girlfriend.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton 13:00 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Jerry Fusilli Estelle is getting an eye job. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say "ASSMAN". Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
13:30 ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT Captioned Repeat WS NA
Nancy O'Dell and Mark Steines bring us the latest celebrity news events, exclusive interviews, behind-the-scenes first looks, and Hollywood's hottest stories from the worlds of film, television, music, fashion, literature and interactive media.
14:00 TMZ NA Follow the professional and personal lives of all your favourite celebrities' as the TMZ team tracks them down whether they are hitting the hot Hollywood clubs or the dry cleaners.
14:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
The Unkindest Gift
Sylvia hires Brighton to film the brisk of a cousin of Fran's.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
15:00 JUST SHOOT ME Repeat PG
A Night At The Plaza
As Jack asks that everyone butt out of his pending divorce, Maya uses the break up as a wake up call for her relationship with Elliott.
Starring: David Spade, Wendie Malick, Laura San Giacomo, George Segal, Enrico Colantoni
15:30 THE REGULAR SHOW WS PG
See You There / Do Me a Solid
Muscle Man invites everyone to High Five Ghost's birthday party, except for Mordecai and Rigby.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:00 KIDS WB WEEKDAYS WS PG
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
16:00 BEN 10: ALIEN FORCE Repeat WS PG
Fool's Gold
Grandpa Max brings Ben and co. to a small town that enjoys its visits from gold-pooping aliens.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
16:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Paul Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Mayor asks Mike to act as his divorce lawyer, but Mike finds himself attracted to his opponent, Laurie Parres. Meanwhile, the press thinks Paul has suffered a nervous breakdown, so Mike enlists a psychiatrist to pronounce him sane. But his plans go awry when the doctor unexpectedly commits Paul to an institution.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
17:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
The Birds & Bees Bit Learning that genies lose their powers if they marry a mortal, Tony proposes to Jeannie. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
17:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
How To Fail In Business With All Kinds Of Help Darrin looses an account when he thinks his client Madame Maruska is Endora trying to help his career. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
18:00 SPACE CHIMPS 2008 Repeat WS PG
Space Chimps Playful circus chimp Ham III -- grandson of the first simian astronaut -- finds himself knee-deep in an intergalactic revolution when NASA drafts him to recover a missing probe in this animated comedy adventure.
Starring: Kristin Chenoweth, Patrick Warburton, Cheryl Hines, Jeff Daniels
Cons.Advice: Stylised Violence 19:40 STICK IT 2006 Captioned Repeat WS PG
Stick It
A former gymnast turned juvenile delinquent whom, after one too many run-ins with the law, is forced to enrol in an elite gymnastics academy. However she is not welcomed into the academy by the other gymnasts who despise her for walking out on the Junior Olympic team.
Starring: Jeff Bridges, Missy Peregrym, Gia Carides
Cons.Advice: Mild Coarse Language, Adult Themes
21:50 THE HOUSE BUNNY 2008 Repeat WS M
The House Bunny
When Playboy bunny Shelley Darlington gets evicted from the mansion, she's a woman without a country - until she meets the sisters of Zeta Alpha Zeta, a sorority on the brink of losing its campus chapter. The Zetas need Shelley's makeover expertise so they can attract a new pledge class - otherwise, their house goes to rivals Phi Iota Mu. But the Zetas have something Shelley needs, too: the confidence to be herself.
Starring: Anna Farris, Colin Hanks, Emma Stone, Hugh Hefner, Beverly D'Angelo
Cons.Advice: Some Coarse Language, Sexual References
00:00 SOUTH PARK Repeat M
I'm A Little Bit Country The town is divided down the middle on the Iraq war issue. Therefore, Cartman tries to induce a flashback so that he can find out what the Founding Fathers would have to say about the war.
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Some Coarse Language
00:30 HOWIE DO IT Repeat M
Pranks on unsuspecting marks are documented in this comedic reality series.
01:30 UNDERCOVERS Repeat WS M
Without My Daughter
Steven and Samantha receive a mission to bring a North Korean physicist to the U.S., but the man refuses to leave without his daughter. Defying orders, the Blooms go after the girl and encounter another pair of spies who are also looking for her.
Starring: Boris Kodjoe, Gerald Mcraney, Carter MacIntyre, Gugu Mbatha-Raw
Cons.Advice: Some Violence
02:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Strong Sister
A reporter from Strong Sister magazine does an in-depth profile on Deputy Raineesha Williams.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
03:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Wiegel's Dad Returns Wiegel's estranged father gets out of prison and hopes to spend time with his daughter---and go to strip clubs with her coworkers.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
03:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Junior Runs For Office
Junior decides he wants to be the Commissioner for Animal Carcass Removal.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
04:00 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
Undercover Acting Coach When the deputies grow dissatisfied with their undercover assignments, they hire a Hollywood acting coach to help them behave more like criminals and drug addicts.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
04:30 RENO 911 Repeat WS M
The Parade The deputies try to win an award for the most patriotic float in a parade. But what starts as an act of patriotism ends in tragedy.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language 05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
The Chronicles of Karma A discussion about karma leads Sasha, Cloe and Jade to try and do good deeds in hopes that good things will happen to them in return. They fail, because their motives are selfish.
05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G
A Reality Show: The New Tama Challenge! - Escaping From the Mysterious Island!
Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown. Sat Mar 31, 2012
06:00 KIDS WB SATURDAY WS G
Hosted by Lauren Phillips and Andrew Faulkner.
06:00 CHOWDER WS G
The Spookiest House in Marzipan/The Poultry Geist
Chowder must make a delivery to the scariest house Marzipan has ever known!
MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF 06:30 FLAPJACK II Repeat WS G
Over the Moon/One Hundred Percensus Flap and K nuck get stuck on the moon, which maybe the key to finding Candy Island.
07:00 TAZ-MANIA Repeat G
A Flea For Me/Taz's Fancy
While doing chores around the house, an enterprising flea jumps on Taz for a meal
07:30 SMURFS Repeat G
The Smurf Odyssey / Trojan Smurf The Smurfs must help the son of Zeus learn the ways of being a Greek god before going on his quest for the Golden Fleece.
08:00 THE LOONEY TUNES SHOW WS G
08:30 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
Snow Beans/ Irreconcilable Dungferences The Beans Scouts and the Squirrel Scouts go skiing, and Lazlo and Lumpus discover that the mountain isn't big enough for the both of them.
09:00 CAMP LAZLO Repeat WS G
Mascot Madness/ Tomato Paste
All the campers vie to become Camp Kidney's newest mascot; unfortunately, there can be only one winner.
09:30 BEN 10: ULTIMATE ALIEN Repeat WS PG
Deep Tracking Aggregor to a water-based planet, Ben and company must stop him from gaining a key that will help him get closer to the map of infinity.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence
10:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Ex Secretary
Oliver searches for an ex-secretary that found a place to fix his watch when it was broken.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
10:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
King Oliver I After the governor announces that Hooterville is bankrupt, and that they plan on raising taxes by 52%, the citizens of Hooterville blow up the bridge and establish their own kingdom with Oliver as their king.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:00 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
Guess Who's Not Going to the Luau? Peterson's Poi Juice is giving away a trip to Hawaii and Arnold Ziffel is chosen as the winner. When the ad agency rep meets Arnold and discovers he's not a human, he tries to disqualify the swine.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester
11:30 GREEN ACRES Repeat G
The Rummage Sale The Douglases are asked to donate old clothing to a charity rummage sale. Lisa is glad to give away Oliver's entire wardrobe, but can't part with any of her dresses.
Starring: Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester 12:00 THE CITY Repeat WS PG
Weekend At Freddie's Freddie invites Whitney and her friends to his parents house in the Hamptons. The girls planned to have fun but everything falls apart when Harry tells Whitney that Freddie is not serious because he has a girlfriend.
12:30 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
My Master, Napoleon's Buddy Upon Tony's request, Jeannie sends him back in time to talk to Napoleon who wants to execute him as a spy. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
13:00 I DREAM OF JEANNIE Repeat WS G
The Birds & Bees Bit Learning that genies lose their powers if they marry a mortal, Tony proposes to Jeannie. Stars Barbara Eden and Larry Hagman.
13:30 BEWITCHED Repeat G
It's Wishcraft Tabitha is developing wish-craft and Samantha must hide the secret from Darrin's parent. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
14:00 BEWITCHED Repeat G
How To Fail In Business With All Kinds Of Help Darrin looses an account when he thinks his client Madame Maruska is Endora trying to help his career. Stars Elizabeth Montgomery and Dick York.
Starring: Elizabeth Montgomery, Dick York, Agnes Moorehead
14:30 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat PG
Mayor Over Miami When the Mayor skips town after receiving his divorce papers, Mike must cover for him before his planned State Of The City address. Meanwhile, Stuart transforms himself into a "nice guy" for his new girlfriend.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck, Michael Boatman, Connie Britton
15:00 SPIN CITY Captioned Repeat WS PG
Paul Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
The Mayor asks Mike to act as his divorce lawyer, but Mike finds himself attracted to his opponent, Laurie Parres. Meanwhile, the press thinks Paul has suffered a nervous breakdown, so Mike enlists a psychiatrist to pronounce him sane. But his plans go awry when the doctor unexpectedly commits Paul to an institution.
Starring: Michael J Fox, Barry Bostwick, Connie Britton, Richard Kind, Alan Ruck
15:30 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
The Unkindest Gift
Sylvia hires Brighton to film the brisk of a cousin of Fran's.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
16:00 THE NANNY Repeat WS G
The Kibbutz
Mr. Sheffield decides to send Maggie off to a convent in Switzerland and wants Fran to tell her the news.
Starring: Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy, Lauren Lane, Daniel Davis
16:30 SEINFELD Repeat WS PG
The Jerry Fusilli Estelle is getting an eye job. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say "ASSMAN". Stars Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander and Michael Richards.
17:00 ABRACADABRA-DOO 2010 WS PG
Abracadabra-Doo
The gang goes on a trip to check on Velma's younger sister, Madelyn. She's been studying stage magic at the Whirlen Merlin Magic Academy, where apparently there have been sightings of a giant griffin. The gang decides to investigate.
Cons.Advice: Mild Violence 18:30 TOP GEAR Captioned Repeat WS PG
Clarkson, Hammond and May immerse themselves in the world of classic cars to find out if they really are, as the anoraks claim, more fun than modern machinery. Setting out in pre-1982 cars they pick up at an auction, the trio are in Majorca to take part in one very big challenge a seemingly unfathomable classic car rally. Guest stars Brian Johnson (AC/DC)
19:30 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
Smell The Umbrella Stand Trying to distract Alan from his anxiety over a medical procedure, Charlie attempts to take him and Jake to Las Vegas.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
20:00 TWO AND A HALF MEN Captioned Repeat WS PG
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Already overwhelmed by stress, Alan is pushed to the limit when he has to mind Jake while Judith is on vacation.
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones
20:30 PATCH ADAMS 1998 Repeat WS M
Patch Adams
Patch Adams is a doctor who doesn't look, act or think like any doctor you've met before. For Patch, humour is the best medicine, and he's willing to do just about anything to make his patients laugh - even if it means risking his own career. Based on a true story, Patch Adams combines side-splitting humour with an inspiring story that transcends the traditional comedy.
Starring: Robin Williams, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Daniel London, Monica Potter
Cons.Advice: Adult Themes, Mild Coarse Language
22:50 ALCATRAZ Captioned Repeat WS M
The Ames Brothers Two of Alcatraz's most violent brothers, Herman and Pinky Ames, who were notorious for nearly escaping in 1963, find something mysteriously amiss when they return to Alcatraz in the present day.
Starring: Sam Neill, Sarah Jones, Jorge Garcia
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence
23:50 SOUTH PARK Repeat M
South Park is Gay Kyle, Mr. Garrison and Mr. Slave travel to New York City to bring an end to the latest "metrosexual" fad, and discover that it's actually part of a crab-people conspiracy to take over the planet.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Some Coarse Language
00:10 SOUTH PARK Repeat M
Casa Bonita When Butters is invited to Kyle's birthday party instead of Cartman, Cartman kidnaps Butters and locks him in a bomb shelter.
00:30 SOUTH PARK Repeat M
Butt Out
Rob Reiner comes to town to lead an anti tobacco crusade after the boys briefly take up smoking.
01:00 BACHELOR PAD Repeat WS PG The drama continues in week two, as 17 remaining contestants face a stomach-churning challenge, an opportunity to bring out their inner artist and another dreaded elimination.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Mild Coarse Language
03:00 DAYLIGHT SAVINGS FINISHES NA
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03:01 HOWIE DO IT Repeat M
Pranks on unsuspecting marks are documented in this comedic reality series.
03:02 HUMAN TARGET Repeat WS M
Ilsa Pucci
Chance and Guererro stage a daring rescue of Winston from the hands of his torturous kidnappers.
Starring: Mark Valley, Chi Mcbride, Janet Montgomery
Cons.Advice: Strong Violence 04:00 FUR TV Repeat WS MA
Ladies Love Lapeño/Arse of Darkness
Lapeno struggles to keep to his strict limit of five women a day and is put into a sex clinic.
Cons.Advice: Sexual References, Frequent Coarse Language
04:30 THE CITY Repeat WS PG
Weekend At Freddie's Freddie invites Whitney and her friends to his parents house in the Hamptons. The girls planned to have fun but everything falls apart when Harry tells Whitney that Freddie is not serious because he has a girlfriend.
05:00 BRATZ Repeat WS PG
The Life of Byron
When Byron invites the Bratz to London for an awards bash, they quickly find it s a trap Byron s been kidnapped by&another Byron. A villain has had plastic surgery to look just like Byron and now it s up to the Bratz to figure out which one is bad, which one is good.
05:30 TAMAGOTCHI Repeat G
Watch Out! Anpan Detective Is Here! - Stop it Right There! Thief Papillon!
Follows the lives of Mametchi and his friends as they progress through each day in TamaTown.