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Quake Fight starts strikes for program S. Calif. continuance LOS ANGELES (AP) - A strong earthquake measuring by BUI Franciscy "The library is the 6.1 on the Rienter scale struck reporter Southern California yesterday hub of a school, and morning, shattering windows, Despite an increased demand if you don't have knocking concrete off buildings for librarians, the University is and cutting off power to parts of discontinuing its major in li- qualified librarians, downtownLos Angeles. brary and educational media, you won't have There were no immediate re- and students in the program are ports of serious injuries or upset. quality education." major damage from the quake, Kathy Eborg, senior LEM which was felt as far away as major, is leading a student Las Vegas, Nev. protest against the program's -Kathy Eborg removal. The first jolt was recorded at "I'd like to see the program 7:44 a.m. local time and was fol- stay because the library is the Robert Oana, chairman of ed- lowed by at least four strong hub of a school, and if you don't ucation, curriculum and instruc- aftershocks. have qualified librarians, you tion, said he could not comment Windows rattled and bits of won't have quality education," on the program's discontin- plaster and concrete fell from Eborg said. uance, except to say the process some of the older buildings. Eborg and Pam Hauenstein, of ending it has begun. People rushed into streets sophomore LEM major, held a throughout the city after the meeting last night to decide Eborg said the University is first tremor struck. what could be done to save the the only school in Northwest "Most of them were just kind program. Ohio that has the library pro- of standing around, not knowing Eram. She also said the program what to do," said Gerald About 13 students attended the as an excellent reputation. Livezey, a security guard at a meeting. A letter-writing cam- "I've talked to people from building in downtown Los Ang- paign was decided upon to start Kent State, which is accredited eles. "Everyone was coming out the protest. Letters to influential by the American Library Asso- of this building, circulating, not University officials, state repre- ciation, and they say our pro- knowing what to do." sentatives and school superin- gram is better than theirs," she Livezey said when the quake tendents are going to be sent out. said. hit, "All at once there was a Eborg said the only reason the whoosh of wind, and I walked Patty Weng, senior LEM University's program is not over to a brick wall until every- major, said, "We realize this is ALA accredited is because the thing stopped shaking," an uphill battle, but we feel the school's budget did not meet "This one scared me," he program is worth saving." their standards. said. "I was outside, and I mean "What I'd like to know, is it was really shaking. I thought Eborg said the discontinuence why," Eborg asked, "if BG is it was the biggie. I thought there is based on past enrollment, one of the top five schools for wasn't going to be anything which she says is not a valid in- education, are they dropping left." dicator of what is happening this program?" Marty Thompson, the Associ- now. ated Press chief of bureau in Los "Ohio now requires school Weng said, "Our major is Angeles, said he was at home in systems to have one certified li- highly underrated and we are Pasadena, 10 miles north of Los brarian for each school dis- nothing but ignored by the col- Angeles, when the quake struck. trict," Eborg said. "There has lege of education." also been talk of requiring one The 24-year-old program, "There's a fourth heavy after- librarian per building." which has about SO students, shock right now and the whole stopped accepting students on house is shaking," Thompson BG News/Mike McCune With higher state standards July 1,1987, Eborg said. said in a telephone call to New Students who joined the pro- York. "Wow. A chandelier I was I'll flip for you for librarians, educators and li- brary personnel are returning to gram prior to this date will be near actually jumped, and is Ken Fenic, a junior physical education major, practices the back handspring on a trampoline in men's able to complete it, provided still vibrating now.'7 upgrade their certification, in- gymnastics class in the Eppler South gymnasium yesterday. The class teaches basic gymnastic skills creasing the need for the pro- they are finished within four such as rolling, flipping and tumbling. years. □ See Quake, page 3. gram. GSS lacks interest Mosquitos 'raid' Ohio state. ted the mosquitos, particularly Low involvement due to time constraints by Laura Hardy The tiger mosquito was first areas that retread tires or deal Becoming a GSS representative-at-large is a staff reporter discovered in Ohio in August, in used tires or tire casings. by Debbie Rogers graduate student's responsibility, especially if 1966. Robin Foust, sanitarian for The most recent survey was staff reporter that student has any complaints about issues that In an era of killer bees, killer the Health Department in Find- conducted in Findlay in early- concern graduate students, Jones said. sharks, killer whales, and yes, lay, said the species was be- September 1987. There has been a low number of graduate stu- "I think it's their duty, particularly if they have even killer tomatoes, there is a lieved to have come from Texas When the cans were checked, dents expressing interest in the positions of repre- some gripe about graduate life on campus," he new addition to the list — killer on a buck carrying used tire we discovered mosquito eggs sentatives-at-large in the Graduate Student Sen- said. "I guess we're all good at griping and not get- mosquitos. casings. He said the mosquito which we sent to Columbus for ate, Larry Jones, GSS president, said. ting involved." Well, not exactly. But a cer- prefers stagnant water, ana the verification," Foust said. "The Only one person has submitted a petition to be a tain species of mosquito, the casings, which were filled with eggs were identified as those of If a graduate student wants to run for a position, the Asian tiger mosquito." representative. he should contact the GSS office. The student Asian tiger mosquito, has been water, provided an excellent Jones said the reason is probably due to time re- discovered recently in several breeding environment. Ellen Peterson, epidemiology should be prepared to make a 10 to IS minute pre- The Asian tiger mosquito is investigator for the state health straints. sentation on why they want the position, what they southwestern areas of Ohio in- "There is a certain amount of time involved if cluding Greenville, Oak Hill, native to Asia, but Foust said it department, said immediate ac- think they can do for GSS and their philosophy of was introduced in the United tion was taken on the discovery. you want to do a good job, and most people do," he GSS's position on campus. and Findlay. said. "You have executive meetings every week. Officials of the state health States in 1985 when a shipload of "Our control efforts were They will be required to actually participate in the Jones said the representatives-at-large meet department in Columbus said used tire casings, which were fairly successful," she said. decision making." either once a week or twice a month. the mosquito is a concern be- unknowingly infested with the "We used fogging devices, Jones said another reason for lack of participa- He said there have always been problems get- cause it is extremely aggressive mosquitos, was brought to which consist of an ultralow vol- tion is that he has not recruited people himself. ting people to run for office in the past. and is a known carrier of two se- Texas from Japan. ume mist, and insecticides to He said if response is still low after the GSS However, there has not been any problems get- rious viral infections, dengue Since the mosquitos were first kill the larvae." meeting Oct. 9, he will appoint students to the posi- ting graduate students to represent the University fever and La Crosse encephali- identified in Ohio, health de- Even though the primary con- tions that must be filled. committees. Some of these committees include tis. partment officials have made cern over the mosquitos has Jones said he thinks most graduate students parking, housing and delegating funds at the Uni- However, the officials also continuous efforts to destroy been the diseases they carry, no have the time to commit to GSS. versity. claim that the mosquitos have them. one has contracted either "I think most people can do it," he said. "I think "Actually the committee representing is going been virtually eliminated, and it Foust said cans filled with disease because of the mosqui- one of the things about becoming a student leader better than I thought," he said. "I'm having to turn is highly unlikely that they will stagnant water were placed in tos. Dr. Joshua Kaplan, director is that it teaches you to manage your time." people away." migrate to other areas of the areas suspected to have attrac- D See Mosquito, page 3. Friday News in Brief

DLoved by Millions may not come NEW YORK (AP) - TV detectives Cybil Shep- The second-sexiest man was actor Tom Cruise, back to the University, see story page 3. herd of "Moonlighting" and Tom Selleck of "Mag- followed by actor Mel Gibson, Johnson, "Moon- num, P.I.," topthe list of the 30 sexiest people this lighting" co-star Bruce Willis, actor Mark Har- □ October Is Crime Prevention Selleck, Shepherd are year.according to a magazine readers poll. mon, rock singer Jon Bon Jovi and actors Robert Month, see story page 3. Selleck knocked another television sleuth, Don Redford, Paul Newman and Rob Lowe. sexiest people of year Johnson of "Miami Vice," from first to fourth □Woman gives birth grandchildren In place in the list of the 10 sexiest men, which ap- Actress Kathleen Turner was the third-sexiest test tube baby experiment, see page 4. says CIS magazine poll pears in the Oct. 19 issue of US magazine. woman, followed by actresses Elizabeth Taylor Shepherd held onto the No. 1 spot from last year. Heather Locklear, Donna Mills and Linda Evans' □ Falcon soccer team hosting tour- She was followed by Jaclyn Smith, who played a rock singer Madonna, "Wheel of Fortune" hostess nament, see story page 5. L TV detective on "Charlie's Angels" in the 1970s. Vanna White and actress Jane Seymour. Editorial l October 2,1*7 Scrutiny needed Barbershop trip hair razing The old adage about killing the bearer of bad reading material like that at my apart. My ears became less and dido one Saturday morning. It news has come to light again recently in the disposal, Tim could have hacked less visible until they finally dis- turned out that my friend and I problems of ex-presidential contender Joseph Bi- at my hair with an old, jagged appeared altogether. had each other's sales cases, so I den. wheat scythe and I wouldn't They made their return last was left without my order Biden left the Democratic race for the presidency have complained. weekend. It marked the first forms. last week after the press reported he had plagiar- My only gripes would come time since 1975 that they were when I was Tim's only customer fully visible. By noon I felt pretty silly ized and falsified academic claims. and there was no excuse to sit in What happened in 1975? I got about writing up orders on nap- The key word here is reported. the waiting chairs. On one of two haircuts in San Diego the kins, so I decided to put my But, Biden blamed the withdrawal of his candi- those occasions, Tim noticed the summer I sold books door-to- 80-hour-a-week schedule on the dacy on the "exaggerated shadow" of those mis- way I stared at his stack of co- door. Both were buzz jobs. Both line by taking the rest of the day takes in the media. mics while he had at me with the left me miserable. My fondness off. Although my hair was just In a reminiscent Gary Hart-type fashion, Biden is Last weekend I got my second clippers. When the haircut was for haircuts had ended. beginning to look human again, I haircut of 1987. As you can see finished and the quarter was refusing to take responsibility for his own actions, by the picture, this one ought to duly offered, he told me to take a and instead, is blaming the press for reporting the last me until the the turn of the comic, any comic, home with truth. decade. me. They don't make barbers When I was a kid, haircuts were a true After all, he plagiarized and lied — not the press. I don't like haircuts. I haven't like that anymore. joy. For one thing, they only cost a The job of the press is to spread the truth to the liked them for years, but they're There was one drawback of a necessary evil like fast food going to Tim's, though, and I re- quarter. American people about all important issues — in- and local news shows. sented it more the older I got. cluding possible leaders. When I was a kid, haircuts Tim liked to listen to country While some argue that the media is going too far were a true joy. For one thing, music — bad country music. in its investigation of the histories ofcandidates, they only cost a quarter. For an- During the summer of 1973,1 I sot the first one my first decided to get a trim before that argument contains faulty logic. other, the quarter always came heard the worst song I've ever week in San Diego. An elderly starting my deliveries. As watchdogs over political leaders, the press from my parents. heard in my life right there in Oriental man politely and ener- I picked an innocent looking With that kind of arrange- Tim's barber shop. If memory getically snipped away, and for shop in a mall. I knew it couldn't must report details about candidates' characters ment, I had no qualms about go- serves me right, here's a sample some reason I didn't tell him hold a candle to Tim's: the only that may affect their actions as president. ing to Tim's Barber Shop a cou- verse: when to stop. He finally quit reading material was a pile of The American people deserve to know if a man ple of times a month ana getting when he ran out of raw material Newsweeks. But it looked safe who may become president some day has a record an early "SOs buzz job. No When you wrote I love you to work on. enough. for being dishonest, as in the case of Biden. qualms at all. On the blackboard of my heart The next day I was walking The barber began cutting But, affordability and ease of You erased all the other with my selling buddies down- without asking how I liked it. Fi- Few could deny that a president's honesty and choice only explain why I didn't names town when I was stopped by a guring that to be the local cus- character has a great deal to do with how he be- mind haircuts. There was an- That kept us far apart. shore patrol officer who grabbed tom, I decided to let him work haves in office. other reason why I loved them. me and gruffly instructed me to awhile before letting him know I Tim had a comic book collection Tim liked that one. present some identification. didn't want it very snort. Not surprisingly, the stricter morality standard that rivaled Pat Browne's. By 1974, though. Tim was no He had me figured for an And then I fell asleep. When I While I was waiting for some longer giving me buzz jobs. My AWOL sailor. His mistake was woke up, there it was — another for candidates came about after Watergate. old Slayton gent to get his buzz hair wasn't long by the stan- understandable. I was probably buzz job. I've averaged about As one historian rightly pointed out, we've been job, I could have my pick of dards of the day, unless you as- the only civilian around in 1975 three haircuts a year since. wrong tune after time in choosing a president who Batman, Superman, Action, ked my mother to set the stan- with hair shorter than the bris- is not what we thought he was in the campaign. World's Finest, The Brave and dards, but it was far longer than tles on a toothbrush. Hergert, an instructor in Eng- the Bold, Aquaman and all of my it had been. My trips to Tim Three months later, my bud- lish from Slayton, Minn., is a For those reasons, it is a must that the press other DC Comics favorites. With dies dropped me off in Escon- maintain its watchdog function over political can- were spread farther and farther columnist for The News. didates. After all, who wants another Richard Nixon? Letters Underage student which I am entitled to attend in sions of opinion, but there are suggests that we have no right to the first place. If this is in fact one or two claims of fact that I criticize the actions of the BGSU Students without finds discrimination the case, I demand a partial re- would like to address. Foundation." I have never at fund on my tuition. Either that Ms. Haitz claims that because any time suggested such a thing, The ad read something to the or I could just hire a lawyer and the money raised by the Foun- and I believe that each and voice a nightmare effect of this: "Homecoming bring a discrimination case dation is dedicated to the service every one of us has the right to Mixer — Lenhart Grand Ball- against the University ... but of the University's needs, "The criticize anything or any person until they yielded. One student room — University Union." then I would probably end up distinction between the Uni- we wish, including the Founda- By Jim Perry managed to get away, however, Factline stated "all students drowning in a lot of bureaucratic versity and the University tion, the University administra- and as he ran toward me I welcome." The key word here is red tape. I guess then there is Foundation is therefore irrele- tion or anyone else. stopped him and asked how the "all." only one question left to ask: vant." Hardly. The distinction is Finally, I would like to note Why bother? Why bother sup- police could get away with such Back in July at the time of Can anyone direct me to a this: The Board of Trustees of something which was omitted porting our student govern- treatment. "Where have you freshman registration I filled cheap babysitter? the Foundation, a completely from Ms. Haitz's article which is ment? As I read this question in been?" he asked. "They've been out papers on top of papers, de- independent self-perpetuating surely relevant to the subhead- the Sept. 23 issue of The BG doing that since the tragedy of cided on classes to take, even Jeanne Van Allen body, decides which investment line Foundation actions cloud News, it was enough to startle 1987. Since we gave up our voice, bought an All-Sports Pass, and 350 McDonald East instruments they will purchase Olscamp's anti-racism stand." I me out of my unusual sleepy our right to be represented. received my very own Universi- and which they will sell. The would like to note that I have daze in my 8:30 a.m. class. They've been getting away with ty student ID. I dutifully paid University Board of Trustees Eiublicly indicated my position in However, soon after I put the that ever since we gave up our my estimated $821 for instruc- University separate and administration has no con- avor of divestment, both verba- paper down I found myself drift- right to student government in tional fees, f 193 in general fees, from Foundation trol whatsoever over their de- lly and in writing, on several oc- ing into a daydream. 1987." As we walked toward his $569 for my room and $440 for cisions. I do not consider this to casions. In my dream, I was walking car, he noticed the pile of park- meals. My first semester paid This is a note in reply to the be an "irrelevant" distinction. on a sidewalk on a campus that ing tickets on his car. "We used for, I drew the conclusion that I guest editorial by Trisha Haitz Sincerely, was not familiar. This campus to nave the right to appeal these was a Bowling Green State Uni- in the Oct. 1,1987 issue. I have no Ms. Haitz claims later in her Paul J. Olscamp was dark and eerie; even darker until we decided there was no versity freshman. I was wrong. comment on Ms. Haitz's expres- article that "Mr. Olscamp President than BGSU. As I continued to need for a student government." A Friday night with nothing to walk, I noticed many people do. Wait ... tonight is the UAO walking alone on this campus. I The thought of unrestrained Homecoming Mixer. Now there stopped one young lady and as- gargoyles in Cushmans was is something that would be fun kedif there was a student escort enough to bring me back to the and that I could take part in, mecmrrTBBmtoTO system on the campus. "We reality of Marketing 402. It was right? Wrong! Upon presenting used to have one," she said, "un- also enough to get me a little hot my BGSU ID, I was told, "Sorry KNOW IF 400 me sesK til the tragedy of 1987." Before I under the collar. Why bother but you are only 17 and because could say more, she was gone. supporting your government we are serving alcohol to those P6AUMS/A/ARMSi6UN5/ As I continued on my way I when tuition continues to go up, patrons 'of age' we cannot allow came upon a residence hall when the university administra- you in." named Kreisher Quadrangle. It tion continues to ignore the ROCKBTWrOICHaRM^ looked just like Kreischer at parking problem, when uni- What is the deal folks? The RAMB0 VJP6 U/5AP0M5 BGSU, but there wasn't a beau- versity employees are given a law states anyone not 19 years tiful student recreation center raise above inflation during a old as of July 31 of this year is across from this quad. I won- time of economic crisis for the not of legal drinking age, there- dered why this campus didn't university? BECAUSE IF YOU fore, 18-year-olds and some have a rec, and my answer DID, THINGS WOULD 19-year-olds who attended were came as I noticed a sign posted CHANGE. If the over 17,000 stu- distinguished by the fact they in an empty lot. The original dents on this campus would did not receive a wristband like writing had been scratched unite on an issue, any issue, then the "of age patrons." I paid my over, but I could make it out. It their voice will be heard, and fees just like every other student read: FUTURE SIGHT OF things will start changing. We, on campus. I am enrolled as a STUDENT RECREATION the students are the consumers full-time student. Don't I fit in CENTER. Right above this of this university's product, and under "all students welcome?" I someone had spray painted therefore we have consumer read the ad in The BG News on "Cancelled in 1987." sovereignty. It's about time we Sept. 24, and there was no Just then I heard what ap- used it. Power through unity — statement "minors not admit- peared to be people chanting. As that is the goal of this year's ted." I turned a corner I discovered a student government actaiinistra- You know, I never asked to be rup of students protesting the tion. Won't you lend a hand? a 17-year-old freshman. I apolo- percent increase in tuition. gize to all the hypocrites of this SOCI6DV DAVID HARRIS After a few minutes a campus Perry, a senior interpersonal fine establishment who said they police car pulled up and the and public communication wanted to bring more activities i-MffS tt>f police tried to stop the protest. A major from Perrysburg, is vice to the campus for the "under- AH? VOU CMUE T» few students refused to stop and president of the Undergraduate age crowd. In addition to wait- CumikLWrsnjrr to my horror they were beaten Student Government. «tt W u*y T0THE HCS A fAi£ut> f ing until I am 21 to legally drink, LAB? nine MwsecuM I now have to wait until I am 18 J no, J"H usuruie to attend campus functions to OwrWEK LAS. THE BG NEWS V Eartor RonFnU AMI PholoEdrtor Mark Thalmeri Managing Erjtor Meksaa McOHivray Cruel Copy Editor KimGarr. Aaal Managing Eollot Barn Thomas Cniel Copy Editor JudiKopp Editor's Note NawaEdrMr JueeFeuole CopyErJHr juMann Ban City Editor CarolinaLangar CopyEdrax MaryHmar Concern has surfaced about Edrlorlal EdSor BethMurpriy CopyEdHor JoftnMaota the headline with yesterday's VWeEdHor UndaHoy, CopyEOttor Rebecca Thomas I Sports Ednor Jell McSherry Copy Editor JaradO WarJey column by Trisha Haitz. Some ' Asat Sports Editor Tom Skemrvrti Copy Editor JueeWaasce seem confused by the main Friday Editor JMiYoul1 Produeoon Supr MrkaGH headline "Divestment backs ra- Asat Friday Editor Kelly Rose Production Supr Chrtatlna Rogars cism." The columnist claims ' PnotoEdrtor RobUpton Produeoon Supr David Simpson that because the BGSU Founda- Tha BO Naws Is pubeshed dally Tuaaday through Friday during ma academic year and tion has invested in countries BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed weekly during tha summer session by tha Board of Student PuHcabona of Bowing Green supporting apartheid, efforts by HIS State University Otm MB Jones. WHO Hifmcmtt. the University to fight racism on JKKSON CAUCASmil KIT" Opinions expressed by cotummels do not necessarily reflect the opinions ol the BG wmrs iwm so um campus have less impact. tNTMJOHNT' AbfilN '' WHAT'S ! News However, the subheadline NeXTTA Tha BO News and Bowing Green State University are equal opportunity employers and "Foundation actions cloud Ols- oen CHIN ?' ; do net rjscitmlnale m ruing prsctloes The BO News wl not accept advertising that a) deemed Oscrtmirietory. degrarjng or camp's anti-racism stand" fur- InsuMng on the base ol race, sax or national origin ther qualifies the main head. copyright 1986 by me BG News si rights reserved Therefore, the so-called "divestment'' is still not enough Business Ottice EoHorlel Office of an effort toward ending 21#WaatHeJ Fit (418) 3722601 210 Waal Hal Ph: (418) 3722603 apartheid. Bowing Green SSste University He JVews regrets any confu- Bowing Green Ohio 43403-0276 sion generated by the headline. Summer Hours: 7:30 a.m. to 6 p.m Monday through Thursday But we're glad to see that people 7:30 am to 11:30 a m Friday do read the editorial page. October 2,1W7 The band Loved By Millions we can't allow him to keep it," beer was confiscated. Yesterday, campus safety set up a display on "One rape is too many," ways to lesson oppor- may not be allowed to play at the he said. "As far as I'm concerned, the the first floor of the University Union offering tunities for assault and motor vehicle tips. University Union again. Athanus said he was aware of band may be permitted to come brochures and other materials on crime pre- "Students should be made aware of these The band, who performed in "some kind of such policy, but back," he said. vention. things. Do not leave car registration papers or the Lenhart Grand Ballroom of the little rebellion in them However, the band has con- One action Charlotte Starnes, crime preven- insurance policy cards in the glove compart- the Union last Friday night, was made them go to Howard's Club sidered not coming back to play tion coodinator, said the pamphlets warn stu- ment. If you lose your car, you lose your valua- seen carrying a case of beer into H on Main Street and obtain a on campus because of the Uiu- dcnts against is walking by themselves at night. bles, right?" Starnes said. the building. The band took the case of beer. versty's "rigid policies," Ath- "Students shouldn't be walking alone in the The department is also beer into their break room, "For some reason, they (se- anus said. dark, but they are. We want to teach them about called Hall Watch, initt " in 1983. planning to saving it after the curity) lied to us in the begin- "The last time we were here, using the buddy system... and other measures Night guards, resident _. and students show, said Steve Athanus, lead ning of the night. Maybe not Bed we pulled people up on the stage. to ensure their own safety," she said. alike are involved in this program to safeguard singer for the band. — they told us it was in our con- Immediately, some University The department of campus safety will also be against theft. A campus police officer and a tract that we could not drink," employees came up and politely offering a ''Ortmebtter Award" to the on- Students watch each others rooms and dose Union employee came to the he said. "We didn't understand told us they don't like to nave us campus housing units with the largest number any doors of any unoccupied rooms. Night room and confiscated the beer. why it was a big deal. It's not pull people up on stage. It's part of participantsIn their Operation Identification guards will close the doors and leave a card The Union employee told the like we have a reputation for be- of our act," he said. We don't program by the end of October. reading, "You could have been ripped off" to let band not to bring in any more ing wild, I don't think." like having people telling us how The program's purpose is to discourage theft, the residents know their door was open. beer. Athanus said the band abided to run our show." Starnes said. Students are encouraged to mark New cards will be used in the future where Later, a Union employee told by the rules at universities The band members may chose their valuable items and to put a special decal campus safety will be alerted of doors being left police that a food service em- which have a "no alcohol" po- not to follow through with it be- on their doors to signify they are participants of open and can "notify students about the dang- ployee would notify the band licy, but could not understand cause they do not want to lose ers of it," Starnes said they could not come back to play the reasoning here. their followers. The markings on the goods make the items Students should be losing their room doors at the Union, although no action "There seems to be an air of "We certainly don't want to more difficult for thieves to sell and assist the "whether they're in there or not," she said. has been taken. paranoia around (the Bowling alienate our audience there (at "I personally don't believe Green) campus," Athanus said. Bowling Green)," Athanus said. whoever said it had any sub- Bill Bess, director of public Athanus said an alternative stance to it," said Dave Crooks, safety, is looking into whether Eroposal they are considering is director of the University Union. the band will be permitted to i add a clause in their next con- According to Crooks, dismiss- perform on campus. tract for their "own fees plus ing the band is not part of Union He said the decision will be one case of Michelob Light — Ticket charges studied policy, but it is illegal for a hol- based on whether the band is co- that's the kind of beer we bad der of a liquor license to allow an operative, meaning if they plan that they confiscated." by Jackie Jackson Mosquito. staff reporter "This is a new thing, and seizures. It occurs mostly in the Quake whether or not it is a good D Continued from page 1. midwest and is most often found 3 Continued from page 1. of the University Student Health in boys between 5- and 10-years- KNBC-TV in Burbank reported Whether or not students thing will be evaluated." Center, said. old. that its telephones were out and charge future University Activi- Kaplan said that La Crosse Dengue fever is most common that electricity was out in some ties Organization concert tickets encephalitis and dengue fever, in tropical areas from Asia to parts of Burbank, northwest of to their bursar accounts will be -Joseph Martini the two diseases associated with the Carribean. Its symptoms in- downtown Los Angeles. determined by this year's col- the Asian tiger mosquito, will clude high fever, muscle pains, Margie Thomas, a secretary lections. probably be little cause for con- vomiting, rash and weakness. at the Job Corps building "This is the first time that people are not allowed to charge violations and the Key. cern, despite their serious downwtown, was eating break- we've done a UAO concert," tickets. It's a privilege given to "This is a new thing," Martini natures. To avoid the risk of either fast at a restaurant when the Joseph Martini, University Bur- students." said, "and whether or not it is a "(These diseases) may be- disease, Kaplan suggested building rattled, sending small sar, said.' 'I want to see how col- He said the decision to allow good thing will be evaluated." come more common as a result taking precautions against at- bits of plaster to the ground and lections occur and how much charging of concert tickets was of the mosquito, but they will tracting mosquitos by removing patrons onto the sidewalk. expense it takes." made sometime last year and Tickets are payable upon bill- undoubtedly remain a minor any outdoor containers which "Ever since I moved here a Tickets for the INXS concert was reconfirmed this year. ing, Martini said, and students health risk," he said. may trap stagnant water. He year ago, I've been dreaming went on sale on Wednesday, and "The Bursar's Office has been must pay for them prior to re- also suggested wearing long-s- there's going to be a horrible, students who have validated fall working with UAO with some of ceiving grades for fail term and La Crosse encephalitis is leeved shirts and using insect horrible earthquake and 1 1987 identification cards are their financial activities over before attending class in the characterized by fever, heada- repellent when outdoors, espe- thought this was it," Thomas permitted to charge a maximum the last year or so," be spring semester. che, confusion, drowsiness and cially around dusk. said. of three tickets to their bursar said."Erperience to date with "I think it is worthwhile trying accounts. UAO has been good." it," he said, "and we'll see how "My understanding is that it is He said ticket prices are simi- it comes out. a student concert," Martini lar to the price of auto registra- "Even my daughter bought said. "Non-University related tion, All- Sports Passes, parking tickets on her account." *•••• »*»*******»•***»•***»•••••»•*»***** »•*»•***♦**»• jr~»] YOUR MUSIC NOTICE OF INTENT TO APPOINT LIBRARY STUDENT MEMBERS TO ACGFA Eight student organizations each select one student member to the Advisory Committee on General Fee Allocations. Students Interested in being considered for selection to ACGFA may contact one of the organizations listed below. The ON SALE NOW selection process will be completed by Friday, October 23, 1987. 128 N. Main St./Downtown Black Student Union Third World Graduate Association Commuter Off-Campus Organization Women for Women Latino Student Union World Student Association Resident Student Association Panhellenic Council

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MANAMA, Bahrain (AP) — Iraq said its steamed south through the gulf and was ex- reprisal for Iraqi air raids on tankers near Pontiff to discuss laity warplanes attacked a tanker off Iran yes- pected to pass through the Strait of Hormuz. Iran. terday, and two Iranian speedboats carried Shipping executives said that at 8:03 a.m. The Reagan administration agreed last VATICAN CITY (AP) - whatever needs to be loosed out a daylight attack on a Pakistani-flag yesterday, radio monitors picked up a mes- summer to reflag 11 Kuwaiti tankers to Pope John Paul II yesterday in this vast sphere of the laity, tanker in the Persian Gulf. sage from the 43,429-ton Johar, owned by protect them from attacks by Iran, which convened a synod of bishops so that their proper and speci- Iranian speedboats were meanwhile re- Pakistan's National Tanker Co., sailing accuses Kuwait of aiding Iraq. on the role of women and laity fic tasks for the ecclesial mis- ported to have raked two Japan-bound tan- from Karachi to the Saudi oil terminal of Ju- Iraq has escalated its raids on Iranian in the Roman Catholic sion will spring forth from kers with machine-gun fire in the mouth of bail. shipping lanes since last weekend in an ap- Church, declaring his "pro- their vocation." the Strait of Hormuz, the entrance to the The tanker reported that it was under at- parent bid to increase pressure on Tehran as found esteem for our lay He said that lay people gulf. tack by two speedboats near the Strait of it considers a cease-fire demand by the U.N. brothers and sisters." should not be considered in- Minor damage was reported in all three Hormuz. It reported minor damage and said Security Council. At least six Iranian-bound ferior to the clergy. Two lay cases, with no casualties. it was continuing under its own power, they tankers were struck in Iraqi raids over the John Paul and 232 bishops women read from the Gospels One of the Iranian attacks was on a tanker said. past six days. from around the world cele- during the service. partially filled with Iranian crude oil, ac- About three hours earlier, Iraqi jet fight- Shipping executives said Iranian speed- brated Mass together in St. Among the main topics for cording to gulf-based shipping executives. ers struck a "large maritime target near the boats carried out the attacks on the Nichi- Peter's Basilica to formally discussion is the need to The executives said they could not confirm Iranian coast," the Baghdad High Com- haru Maru and the Western City when they open the monthlong meeting. expand the role of women in a report that a third Japanese tanker, the mand announced in a war communique. It were in the vicinity of the Iranian oil-loading The synod is a consultative the Roman Catholic Church, 484,276-ton Nissei Maru, was hit around the _ said the planes returned safely to base. terminal at Larak island in Hormuz. body that meets every three which has 850 million fol- same time that the two others — the The raid was "to deprive the Iranian re- The Nichiharu Maru, which flies the years to inform and advise lowers. Many Catholic 237,365-ton Nichiharu Maru and the gime of the opportunity to exploit the reven- Japanese flag and is owned by Nissho Kisen, the pontiff. women's groups in the United 236,425-ton Western City — were raided at ues of its oil exports for aggression and con- had taken on oil at United Arab Emirates In his homily, John Paul, States and other Western dusk Wednesday. tinuation of war," added the communique, terminals. The Western City, which flies the speaking in Italian, said he is countries have complained of carried by the official Iraqi News Agency I jberian flag but is operated by Japan Line confident that the meeting male dominance in the The reports came as U.S. warships guided and Baghdad radio, monitored in Cyprus. Ltd., had loaded oil in the U.A.E. and at "will help us to loose church. two U.S. Military Sealift Command ships Iraq uses the term "large maritime tar- Larak, according to the executives, who carrying supplies north through the Persian get" to refer to tankers using Iran's Kharg spoke on condition they were not identified. Gulf toward Bahrain, the Pentagon said. Island oil terminal. There was no immediate Japan's Transport Ministry said the Woman bears grandkids Another convoy of U.S. warships and a re- confirmation of the strike. communications room of the Nichiharu flagged Kuwaiti tanker, the Gas Prince, Iran customarily raids ships in the gulf in Maru was damaged by gunfire. JOHANESBURG, South Caesarian section at Johan- Africa (AP) — A 48-year-old nesburg's Park Lane Clinic, South African woman gave included two boys and a girl, birth to her daughter's test- said the South African Broad- tube triplets yesterday, be- casting Corp. The South Afri- coming the surrogate mother can Press Association said of her own grandchildren in the babies, delivered two Southerners oppose Bork what her husband called "an weeks prematurely, weighed act of love." 4.6 pounds, 5 pounds ana 2.8 pounds, respectively. WASHINGTON (AP) - Sens. Robert Bork. The Pryor and Sanford an- Pryor said. It was believed to be the The clinic issued a state- David Pryor, D-Ark., and Terry Both Bork supporters and op- nouncements followed four "A shroud of uncertainty first birth of its kind in the ment on behalf of the family Sanford, D-N.C, yesterday be- ponents had hoped to gain the other announcements by Senate permeates his thinking," he history of surrogate mother- saying only that the surrogate came the first Southern Demo- backing of Sanford and Pryor. Democrats this week of oppo- said, and confirmation would be hood. mother, Pat Anthony, 48, and crats to oppose the nomination who have been on the undecided sition to Bork. But those four "a voyage into the unknown." The triplets, delivered by the babies were well. of Supreme Court nominee list until now. senators had been assumed to be in the anti-Bork camp prior to "He remains an unknown man their announcements. with unknown beliefs," Pryor said. Toxin exposure limited WALT DISNEY WORLD Pryor, in a floor speech, said Sanford said Bork is willing to WASHINGTON (AP) - A dient in Agent Orange that is Bork does not have the judicial bend his constitutional philoso- new congressional report believed to cause cancer, in COLLEGE PROGRAM temperament to serve on the phy of judicial restraint when it seconds the findings of a fed- the blood of just two of 573 Supreme Court. suits him. eral study that said large-s- Vietnam veterans tested. "This nomination has Bork has upheld the presi- cale research on Vietnam Walt Disney World representatives will present polarized America.... This is the dent's authority every time the veterans' exposure to Agent The OTA report issued this an information session on the Walt Disney most divisive nominee to have executive branch and the Con- Orange cannot be conducted month said if any study of World College Program on October 5 at 7:00 his name before the Senate in gress were in conflict on such is- because their exposure to the Agent Orange is considered, modern times. We don't need sues as war powers and the spe- defoliant was limited. it should be narrowly focused. PM in 112 Business Administration Building. someone to divide us, we need cial prosecutor law, Sanford A staff report from the Of- The report acknowledges that Attendance at this presentation is required to someone to bring us together," said. fice of Technology Assess- its conclusion runs counter to interview for the Spring College Program, ment agreed with findings by the widely held belief that the Centers for Disease Con- most of the ground troops in January-May, 1988. trol, which found significant Vietnam were heavily ex- Major(s) considered: Business, Recreation, levels of dioxin, a key ingre- posed to the chemical. Speech/Communications, Hospitality, and Reebokm Restaurant Management. Because life is not a spectator sporty Oldest boomerang found For more information, contact: Cooperative WOMEN'S Hi-Tops NEW YORK (AP) — Scien- The cave may have been a Education Office, 372-2451. tists reported yesterday that temporary home for the mi- Entire Inventory the world's oldest known gratory inhabitants of central boomerang has been found in Europe in Upper Paleolithic X a Polish cave, but they're not times, the researchers said. about to throw the 25% OFF 23,000-year-old artifact to see The 2-foot-long device, Regular Price if it comes back. made from a mammoth's The cave in Oblazowa Park tusk, is considered a boomer- in southern Poland also con- ang because of its shape alt |jpisney World tained a human thumb bone rather than any proof of its y/H©€/ and the teeth and bones of a ability to return to the »N EOU*l OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER variety of amphibians, birds, thrower, they wrote in the 145 N. MAIN reptiles and mammals. British journal Nature. t IMA WltT on y pnxuCTOrt 353-8942

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X(l XQ XQ XO Xi) XQ XO XQ Treasurer Julie Martini The 1987 Chi Omega Fall Pledge Class Proudly Cabinet Announces their newly Elected Officers: President Karen Wollram Spirit Bngitte Palm Vice President Darla Hoires Heidi Rauaabaugh Community Service Kelli Guiher Secretary I Mary Elum Shanon Wise Secretory ll Trina de Falco Sign/Song Missy Day Fundraising Ann Brogan Treasurer Jill Fournier Laura Docherty IFMDC Representative Lisa Kolarik Social Renee Avis Sandy Shvorob Alumnae Christy LilliDridge NMPC Representatives Sheliah Hogan Parlimentarian Corine Huddleston Personnel usa HaDerstock Denna Tnvsonno Civc Lisa Hare Historians Missy Pay- Publicity Terry Leach Suzy Smith Scholarship Betsy Brodski We would also like to congratulate Beth Rutgers on being elected Unity Robin Beat NMPC Vice President' We Wish You the Best of Luck. NMPC NMPC NMPC NMPC NMPC NMPC NMPC NMPC XO XQ XO XQ XO XO XQ XO XO XQ XO XO XQ XQ Sports October 2,1987 S Falcons host 3rd annual Soccer Cup Gridders I by Mark Hunlebrinkei "The tournament displays a wide geographical other objective is to give our team some exposure and Arizona sports reporter spread," he said. "Having a team from New York City the tournament adds excitement." and a team from Alabama really gives a different di- mension." The Bowling Green Soccer Cup is a contest that fea- Falcon bead coach Gary Palmisano, who took over Another feature of this year's tournament is the adap- destined tures variety. for Cochrane in 1978, said that the tournament is con- tation of a high school tournament held in the same Former Falcon mentor Mickey Cochrane said that in venient for his squad. format as the collegiate games. The high school teams Bowling Green found a most college soccer tournaments, the teams Invited by "One of the criteria of scheduling is to promote com- are composed of the in-state entries of Anthony Wayne way to beat the cold the host are from the same part of the country. This is petiton from outside the region," Palmisano said. "We (Toledo) and St. Charles (Columbus) and out-of-state weather —visit Arizona, not the case this weekend as the Falcons play host to think the Soccer Cup works well because it completes teams Troy Athens (Michigan) and St. Benedict's (New The Falcons travel to Iona, 04 and Alabama A&M, 3-5. BG's lone Midwest in- two favorable objectives. Jersey). The high school games precede the college Taacon, Arix. to face the vitee is Ohio State. 6-3-1. "One objective is to strengthen the schedule and the matches tommorow and Sunday. The high school games AriMoa Wildcats in the; Cochrane, who led BG to a pair of NCAA appearnces are slated at 9 and 11 a.m., while the college matches team's bat non-conference in 1972 and 1973, believes the variety of locations of the best way to solve this problem is to have a tournament start at 1 and 3 p.m. BG plays at 1 p.m. both days when game of the season. visiting schools makes the tournament interesting. where teams from other regions meet," he said. "The tomorrow it faces Alabama A&M and Sunday, Iona. Tomorrow's kickoff is. scheduled for 7 p.m. MST. . The Falcons, 1-2 overall and 1-1 in the Mid-. American Conference, will be tod by backup quarter- Harriers home BG opens MAC slate back Eric Smith. Starter Rich Dackin was injured in last week's 34-27 loss to ly)," she said. "Kelley (Ellett), Jennifer (Rus- Western Michigan and will by Andy Woodard sell), Lynne (Nibert) and Sheri (Fella) have all not play against the Wild- for Invitational sports reporter • done a good job on the attack." cats. The Bowling Green men's Western Michigan while the Williamson leads the team with 186 kills and a BG coach Moe Ankney, and women's cross country women will be hosting When the Bowling Green volleyball team takes .389 hitting percentage. She is followed by Ellett who was the defensive co, teams return home this Western Michigan and De- the court, opponents often try to exploit any weak- (125 and .289), Nibert (105 and .300), Fella (61 and ordinator for the Wildcats weekend to host the Mel troit Both BG teams are nesses the Falcons have and also stop their most .155) and Russell (28 and .159). from 1980-85, said he is , Brodt Invitational. healthy with the exception of powerful weapon. In addition to trying to stop Williamson, confident in Smith's ability The harriers are trying to Mike McKenna who is nurs- Kent State coach Zen Golemeiosky said he wants Golemeiosky said he wants to attack Falcon setter to lead the Falcons against rebound from two disappoint- ing sore shins again this his team to do just that when the Golden Flashes I in da Popovich's small height. UA. ing losses suffered last week week. The Invitational is in face BG tonight at 7 p.m. in Anderson Arena. "We're going to try to exploit (her)," she said. "I'm very comfortable to Miami. Coach Sid Sink sees honor of Mel Brodt who was The contest is the first Mid-American Confer- "We're going to try to attack her side when she's in with Eric," Ankney said. this meet as a chance to show the top track and cross coun- ence game for each squad. the front row." "He's got experience and the team is better than they try coach in BG history. He Golemeiosky, who's team is 6-1, said his first Nonetheless, Van De Walle said her team will be he's been in the heat of were last week. coached S3 All-Americans, priority is to stop first-team, All-MAC outside hit- ready for whatever the Golden Flashes throw at battle several times. His "The men need to run well two MAC champion teams, ter Jo Lynn Williamson. them. biggest liability is a ten- after the disappointment of and finished in the top-10 four "Jo Lynn is a great player," he said. "We will "Our players feel confident because we've dency to, throw the ball' last week," said Sink. "And years in a row. put a double block on her at all times, even if that played much tougher competition," she said. where he shouldn't and he the women are about ready to The meet will be held at the means giving up a single block to someone else." We're ready to start the conference and plus, we gets intercepted." Smith show their true potential this Forrest Creason Golf Course have more experience and he has a lot of younger completed 14 of 23 passes week." on Saturday with the men be- On the other hand, BG coach Denise Van De Wa- players." for 144 yards in relief last The men will be running ginning at 11:00 and the lle said the KSU strategy could backfire because of For KSU, setter Barb Baker (191 assists), Mar- week, but also threw a key against Ohio State and women going off at noon. the Falcons' team balance. ibeth Barrett (68 kills) and Karen Smith (62 kills) interception in the fourth "I feel we can keep them off-balance (offensive- pace the squad. quarter. Classifieds

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Cont. from page 5. ALPHA QAM* Congratulations Phi Mu House Corporation JEFF "STOAPH" MELEEESA STERN- Wendy, Uaa, Lynn, and Margret. MTERHOOO AM) FNENOatw? ARC WHAT Fal Scholership Recipients Happy 2 decedes budl Party loud but wise and WE ONLY HOV ONE SWNQ TO SHAY: ra been rough but we finally made rt' You guy* WE SHARE Caft aYaNeerl remember Only EMOTIONALLY UNSTABIES TO COLD SEER AND HOT NIGHT* 11 are He beat. Can't wait a Saturday! " NOTICE •• LOYALTY AMI HONESTY » WHY WE CAM Heather Crsea end up si closets HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY BABE!! Love A Loyalty. To an («M Sto/i going overboard with • THs* YEAR WK.L aY£ THE BEST YET Love ya-The E.U.'a YOUR B-HOUSE BUDDIES. Lesley Gamma Phil Grand. Snyder KTTY. ZEPATY, SVEETZ 1 SO WATCHOUT QUARTERLY AM) OCT *ET, C.C.. Eke a Tw" Welcome aboard Kappa Sigma CRUSH detea WE'RE OFF WITH A BANG You deserve Itll Stay with me schedule and don't Da CUZ WE'RE OME HECK OF A QANGI WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE? It a Matt Mai Nancy Braun. 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Send dngpaas Wl halp. of couraa. Cottar navigate DAWN ADAMS Oh STEPHANIE UTISS I forgot to say check or MO. to: LIFE IN HELL. P.O. BOX 2. Foeow tw directions on your peas exactly or Aa the gopher Thomeberry wl We can't wan til your wedding day 36E64. LA., CA 90036 Whsl. Inojarta* only you may rrxss the srapi Conra-aukMorie on doing • lantaabc tob aa a be on tha run Servo. Roproeanlalu* for Panhssaolc Council Congratulations on your engagement to (213)935-8366 3. Once you have found al ol your "luggage". Ease w* have fa* hand on deck John. Meet at tha dock for a reception with Die craw. TTranka tor everything you do lor ue You're Yo CtaVO'sl with Schonauor on guard, al me Do you need to party? Love, Alpha Gam bags he wl check Tha Craw Member! ol me 8.8 Gamma Phi Help us celebrate GREAT! We're so crazy about Its* lee tonight were go- Trleceri Davis and ZadeH Bast JO* WFAL Fn Oct 2 4 00 9 00 PM Love, ing to blow up th* Ad building! are going too— PS. And above al ea». Remember the object at Uptown tor Happy Hours The KD sisters OX PRODUCTIONS Insanely yours. Aa fantastic members ol the damme Phi ot thai cruayt a): Specks prtcee A Iota ol giveaways DJ'S ANO TUNES FOR YOUR NEXT PARTY Th*Phl Taue Beta Crew TO 00 OVERBOARDI Haas Kick-off tha cabas connection!!! REASONABLE RATES-WILL TRAVEL So donl be any. let knee, sal aal CALL TIM 354-4031 JOHN GREEN ZBT's and Setae ■ with tha No. 1 House you |uat can't tail ATTN COMMUTERS Anyone who witnessed a EVERY WEDNESDAY AT DOWNTOWN Thanks for a great weekend! You were a Get psyched for the Psychadeac teal We're 1977 Plymouth Station wagon 4-door. Body m red pick-up hitting a white Ford Escort si 1 I 25 MUSIC A LAUGHTER "perfect gentleman" ready lor a great 3-way tomorrow night. Love, the Alpha Chie good shape, replaced; franamlaalon. new AM on Monday. Sept 28 In commuter lot No. 4, WITH KENNY REEVES Love-Ro PHI BETA LAMBDA starter, ot-fiavjr changed, spark pfejga cleaned PLEASE cat Jane at 372-2028. or evenings NO COVER P.S. Thanks tor acting your age! tormel meeting Good heater tor winter Body In good condition. 385-5102 MONDAY, OCT. 5lh ZBT-KKG Over 100.000 miles $250 (no less) Cel BethThomaa F.MA. Meeting Wed , Oct 7. 8 00 PM McFel 7:30 PM 3rd Annual Greek Olympiad 655-3222 JT'S CARRYOUT Happy 20tn birthday roomie! I hope you want a Center. Gueet Speaker-Sue Doddenhoff- Now has Halloween Masks Alumni Lounge--3rd Floor Union Oct 10. 1987 ADOPTION: couple happily married 8 yre wWi box ot Kleenex tor your birthday Juat kidding' TheOUrnrted Corporate Office Order at least 2 weeks In advancel •INDUCTION CEREMONY' College Park-12.00 PM Have a great day A remember who lovea you1 Dues should be paid before or al meeting TAKE THE CHALLENGE! much love a security wlahaa to adopt white FALCON FOOTBALL Juts EVERYONE WELCOME newborn. Al expenses paid, confidential cat tve Ifom Tucson cosset 814-021-1152 Gun Herrtck A Greg Wsddell Julie Rayburn. BkjCaroene, at 9:30 on 88.1 WBGU ADOPTION COUPLE HAPPILY MARP4ED 8 Happy 23rd Birthday! I'm so happy thai you're my Big Sail I have the Phi DaBa—-The Slelers of Delta Zeta are WANTED YEARS WITH MUCH LOVE ANO SECURITY TO Hope you have a great beat big psyched for one greet tea tonight" OFFER WISHES TO ADOPT WHITE day and get psyched Ftp- Rich Oareaau 'Fa* 'DZ'DZ'LaT* Partyl'DZ-DZ- NEWBORN All EXPENSES PAID. CON- Tha S.S. Gamma Ptv wl soon depart. lor farmer tomorrow night! 11 WANTED DESPERATELY M LT Stephanie FIDENTIAL CALL COLLECT 914-821-1152. And tha » when me lun w* atari LAL. Your Famey 2 WHITESNAKE TICKETS to purchase' AGO • AGO • AGO • AGO • AGO AGO Wei drink and dance and have a blast. PM MU CABINET ADOS LIFE! Cal 2-7320 between 9.00 A 6 00 ADO PLEDGES ARE NO. 1 Bkj Joana) Al of one lun wl have to leal AGO" AGO • AGO • AGO • AOO AGD Roses are red But beware ol tha Gamma Phi boat. PI KAPPS WANTED Frktbee Players watng lo form a co- Vioets are blue I hope you know how to stay afloat JULIE TAKACS WERE LOOKING FORWARO TO A WONDER- ed Intramural Ultimate Frtabee team. Cal Tim at I'm ao glad you're my Big Because no Melackets wl be In sight.FAnd you Congratulations on being selected aa Greek FUL WEDDING WITH YOU TONIGHT! 2-1353 Ahoy Slg Epel Docauee I love you11 wl be going overboard toraghtlFLove, Laurie Athelete of the week! LOVE. THE AXO'S Now sit right back A you'll hear a tale Lire. Kendra The Panheaenic Council A tale ot a latelui trip It started at the Bat Tower Free: One high quatty C90 blank cassette Plaea. ZBT's, and DQ's: HELP WANTED Brothers ol Alpha Sigma Phi KANARYAN Aboard this tiny ship Cosmos International. Box 43058. St Louie, Get peyched lor the 4-way true weekend! Wa Wa can't wait to party tonight and than crukw Congratulations on being selected aa the new Twelve Slg Eps set sal one day MO 83143 are looking forward to an aweaome lime' out to the hafpafk with you tomorrow. Get Panhellenlc Council Cabinet Computer BE SELF-EMPLOYED! POST ADVERTISING For a hunt to find their dates GAMMA PHI BETA The sisters ol PI Bets Phi 5:30 and don't be letel psyched for a tun weekend. Representative. MATERIALS ON YOUR COLLEGE CAMPUS BALLOON SALE The sisters ol Alpha Delta Pi The Panheaenic Council DETAILS WRITE COLLEGIATE POSTER NET- The weather started getting rough GAMMA PHI BETA The any ship was tossed Prlcher's off M rocker. Jual kke WORK 407 SO DEARBORN ST NO 1615 BALLOON SALE See II your learn can hit lo victory In the Alpha CHICAGO IL 60605 It not (or the dues , CARLA MATHES Kappa Delta would Ike Dell-Alpha Slg Softball Tourney. Call From the Gamma Phis Isles UAA Wonder Womanl) Super Job on to welcome our newest Chad care needed In my Perryaburg home for 2 Gamma Pt. Beta Pledgee. 372-3407 to algri your learn up today Those Slg Eps would be lost Homecoming!!! -the Prea. pledges into our circle chkVenageaA 1-2 end 1 Hours needed 8 30 No cookies wit be tossed' Get psyched for your first date party Left al ol Friendshipi POKEY AM to 4 PM Mon Fn Must have references CHMt CONKLIN "Go Overboard! "Al of you are doing a fabulous (Whet the heck. It rhymes.) Amy Anderson LOVES 874-2391 Tha ship went down, we went overboard Juat wanted to let you know how happy I am tob Keep up al that greet Gamma PN spirit Trscl Mlgllolirlo 1 GUMBY We just had too much tun. . that you're my big' ire going to be a great year. Gamma PN Pledges are Number one Jennifer Sicilian High-energy individuals needed for all With PATTISON, PAHULA too Your Ma lovea you' Gamma Phi Love and Mine. AOT positions--18 years of age and older-no ex- A MILLERonaire. HUTCHMAN a ENDERS KD love and at of mine Sharon Robin Baal perience necessary-wl rram-tark to us about URMANIC. Ihe SHOTOLASS LT Jaaaica Can I IUS! say.. car-pooang. BLACK, HLAO A BROOKS You're the BEST!' Henry j's Nightclub Grandbig Stephanie, Thanks tor the fun & friendship' 1532 S. Byrne Road. Toledo Here on Gamma Phi raktl Christopher Joot I love my Grandma Kappa VIP'a PI Phi Love. Apply alter 8:30 PM Wed-Sunday * And that's not even al aboard- You ware gone al summer wrote me eight let- Even H you have a terrible voice We can't wait to welcome you mto our Can't forget GRASS a WOLF-FORDI Bobbie tara, and ware brad every time I cased you. Grand I' tialemoodl (Thoy al couldn't (It Homecoming weekend made up for part ol K, Kandra Love, your Kappa sisters HIRING' GOVMT JOBS -Your area on The Minnow, okay?'!) but you aal owe me1 SAE'EPJK KOHLER'SAE S1S.000-68.000 Cal (602) 838-8885 EXT See You Soon. Love. Your Shipmate Dates Love, Janice Hope you can swim cause you're GOING 4244 Green Tambourine Record Sale this Sat Oct Keren Jones OVERBOARD WITH A GAMMA PHI' PS I need to be warmed up The "Festival" begins! It's max and cookies HIRING' Govml. Jobs in your area 3rd Wood County Fakgrounda T0KSA90 S2. Your GAMMA PHI dale AHOY THERE MATIES! Videos 888 7415 time Our earpejge have been purchased Go 4 SI 6.000-68.000 Cal 802-838-8885 Ext DALLAS. MATT, JEFF A SPIFF CONGRATULATIONS TO QWEN SCOTT AND It. 4244 HAPPY BIRTHDAY Wa can hardly wait T. J. ROPPELMAN ON THEIR DELTA GAMMA- Avec mon permission. SAE'ERK KOHLER'SAE MARY "CORN HUSKER" RONAN Management Trainee Position Available (or Until tonight SIGMA CHI PINNWGI JEBH A GAMMA PHI HAS A THE PM MUS LOVE YOU! spsckklty lood arevtoa. Apply In person-Syd A When we'l show our first mates LOVE. YOUR D€E GEE SISTERS CRUSH ON YOU! How to do It up right! Diane's. 105 Weat 5th St Perryaburg And we hope MAAMARV Restaurant Chat-Prep Cook CONGRATULATIONS KAPPAS Keep up the Super Work Zee a. your Delta Zeta Stetenle Abbott That our favorite guys With you aa our datee Deecatessen Help h* and part nme Apply m Wgheel Active Chapter Average Congratulations on being elected NMPC Are excited to go OVERBOARD Wa can't lose' slaters are behind you 100 V person. Syd A Oerte's. 105 Weat 5th St Per and 0Z"DZ'We Love Our Zees'"DZ'DZ Secretary We know youl do a great Job With us Gamma PNa! Date Party wl be top rale. rysburg Highest Total Chapter Average Love, Mary Ellen. Soty. Roxanne A Uaa So caraiuay fotow your owiai Delta Zeta Zees Are The Beat lor two consecutive semesters your KD sisters Taking Apptcatxxia lor at positions Your Gamma Phi datee Dana Zeta Zaee Are The Beet Keep up tha outstanding achievement I Delta Zeta Zeea Are The Beat Barney s Convenient Mart Alpha Dana PI Alpha Sigma Phi Bowing Green and Watervle Softbal Tournament Thanxs to ad of the guys that helped with the al shrfts. part-time. luH-ttme AGD pledge class scavenger hunt. Ocl 3rd--IM fields near atadkim Congratulatlorit Michael KELLY KARSHNER Apply in person at Barney's Convenient Mart. On winning the Crown JARED WADLEY Be there! Congratulations on your new cabinet position as Alpha Gam Pledges 1091 N Main 1-3 PM Friday S Monday Your wonderful name WHAT A STUD! the Aaaiatant Greek Representative la known al around TODAY THE COVER OF THE PHONE BOOK. The Panheaenic Council WAITRESS PART TIME » WEEKENDS ALPHA DELTA PI ALPHA DELTA PI You brought balloons TOMORROW THE COVER OF PLAYGIRL' APPLY BETWEEN 2-4, MONFRI To THE Famey And a song to the place DOES THIS MEAN THAT I'M NOT THE KEY YEARBOOK STAFF IS LOOKING APPLY AT ELKS LODGE I would name al of you. but I'd be afraid III left Then persuaded a arrie GONG TO GET THE ROSE?? KKG USA EDRaNGTON KKG FOR ENTHUSIASTIC SALES REPRESEN- 200 CAMPBELL HeU. ROAD 1 someone out it's amazing to go Irom I to 10 in Across my lace In less than 24 hours TATIVES. IE A PART Of A WINNING TEAM. s matter ot seconds The roses and the paddle Between you and Desna You wl see. CONTACT THE KEY OFFICE 372-S0S6 OR jay^ We have work in apartments for cosege girls on are wonderful, but al of you are the best! l reaty had fun Just what It means CHRIS KINGSTON. SALES MANAGER Thanks for including me in the largest famey In Welcome to BG' Gel psyched tor a great time To be a KKG ry Cal 352-2858 Throughout the years tonight GONG OVERBOARD WITH A GAMMA 3S4-4S2S Alpha DoHa Pi history Th» brthday was No II Sieter hood and love X TRA SSSSS LAL. Jute PHI. its going to be a blast (Juat trust met) I Secrets and caring, The PanheSenic Courtd enjoyed rawing tha Thertm. Jut hope you have a great weekend here presence ol the Kappa Delta Pledge Class at $50.00 investment earns PS CAROLINE SCHNETZER: One ol THE These are al the things 100* PROFIT Love, Rita Tuesday's meeting. Keep up that Panhel Spirit neighbors Is now THE great aunt I DEMAND You*l soon be sharing' Sell-Ennchment K1N0RATULAT10NS LAURIE BRACHT ANO some respect'" Get excited! I'm ao proud ol you! You finely THE STARS ARE SHINING ON YOU! $50 00 per hr -Realistic GORDON HAMM ON YOUR RECENT ANN GEISMAN JEANS N THING* madem KIMBERLY GOLOSBURY Help people be successful ENGAGEMENT! 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by Deborah Gottschalk

As many as 1,500 laboratory animals, the subjects of study by University resear- chers, are housed in the animal research facility on the ground floor of the life science building. The animals' immaculate- ly clean habitat gleams of white paint and stainless steel, and smells distinctly sani- tary, Elden W. Martin, associate professor of biology and coordinator of the animal faci- lity said if the University wants to "keep its role as a research institution, it's appro- priate to use animals where they are needed." Because of this, animals are used for research experiments and are housed in a facility that was opened Feb. 6,1984. Students and faculty may be unaware of the facility because the sign hanging on the outer door of the facility reads "authorized personnel only." "We don't allow people to flow in and out because...it's not good for the animals. The well-being of the animals is at risk," Martin said. In addition to rooms containing cages of animals including mice, rats, guinea pigs, bird, reptiles and amphibians, there is a procedural room with a steel operating table that is used by researchers when in- cisions need to be made as part of experi- ment. The facility also includes a necropsy room, used by researchers to conduct au- topsies after an animal dies. A large room contains machines that are used to clean and sterilize all instruments, as well as cages and other materials used by resear- chers. According to Martin, the purpose of the facility is to house animals that can be used for research and teaching. In the depart- ment of biological science "we have faculty who work on everything from viruses to human research," he said. Currently there are several professors conducting experiments that use animals. According to Martin, Lee Meserve, associ- ate professor of biological science is con- ducting research with the thyroid gland and how it operates in normal and abnor- ■ See Animals, page 2. Foes of research say animals suffer ...Page 2 Friday/Urn Voull Domestic nt» taka cwa ol thair nawborn babia* in a caga at tha Univaralty'* animal raaaarch (aclllty. 2 DOD Friday kUfudae/Oct. 2. 1967 Activist: research animals are mistreated

by Deborah Ootttchalk Somebody has to start asking, 'what are different then we are. We can't let the calizations," electric shocks are worded as you doing in those labratories?'" researchers have it both ways. It's a con- "adversive stimuli," and crying and frantic "Seventy million animals are killed in Gomey said that he hopes a lot of Bowl- tradiction in logic," Gomey added. attempts to escape are recorded as "a reac- American laboratories yearly — three ani- ing Green students will start questioning He said that researchers are desensitized tion to adversive stimuli." Researchers are mals every second. If what researchers are the necessity and reliability of the animal through their work. One way this occurs is desensitized by not using words to de- doing is so important, we should have research facility at the University. through experimenters' terminology. In scribe what they are actually doing. eternal life by now," said University gradu- Because he questions the necessity of journals published by researchers, screams ate Gregory Gomey, the Ohio representa- such research facilities, Gomey encour- of pain by the animal are recorded as "vo- ■See Activist, page 12. tive for Fund For Animals. Fund For Ani- ages the exploration of alternative meth- mals is the national anti-cruelty-to-animals ods of research. Some of these alternatives Animals organization. include using tissue, cell and organ cul- Gomey, who has experienced the diffi- tures, egg embryos and computers as ■(Continued from page 1) about the problem because it is a danger culty of attempting to tour and photograph research aids. If researchers stopped kill- mal situations. not only to the animals, but also the peo- animal research facilities, including the fa- ing animals, and channelled all of the in- Martin is also doing research with ani- ple. cility at the University, said that the facility formation and knowlege that they already mals. His experiments will determine the Martin said until the asbestos problem is not being open to the public has nothing have into a computer, more knowledge nutritional requirements of the Japanese corrected, ALLAC will not accredit the to do with researchers' concern for animal could be gained and no more animals quail. By changing the diet of the birds, research facilities. welfare. would have to be killed, Gomey said. The measuring their metabolism and fat accu- Although there are problems in the psy- According to Gorney, the well-being of money that goes toward duplicating un- mulation, Martin can discover diet needs chology building, Martin does believe the the animal is already at stake once it enters necessary and trivial research should go for animals and apply that to the human life science facility meets all ALLAC toward funding the development of many diet criteria. "The reality Is that lab ani- more alternatives, he added. He said two other professors, Roudabeh Martin said the University's facility is Gomey said that instead of exploring Jamasbi and Carol Heckman, are conduct- excellent and the treatment of the animals mals in this country are alternatives, researchers repeat the same ing research that is working toward a cure is humane. In order to insure humane burned, poisoned, starved, experiments. "The reality is that lab ani- for cancer. According to Jamasbi, mice treatment, a committee comprised of a forced to Inhale toxic fumes, mals in this country are burned, poisoned, and rats are immunized against cancer. veterinarian, an animal control officer, a surgically mutilated, starved, forced to inhale toxic fumes, sur- Their spleen cells are then used to pro- representative from the biology and psy- gically mutilated, shocked, irratiated, blin- duce antibodies that work against the can- shocked, irratiated, blinded, ded, and held in restraining devices for cer cell. Different animals are then injected and held In restraining de- months on end." The majority of these with the cancer cell. With the antibodies, vices for months on end." types experiments are duplicative and un- the researchers hope to diagnose or treat necessary, Gomey added. the animals that have cancer. — Gregory Gorney According to Gomey, from 1975-1982 According to Martin, researchers in the starvation experiments with animals were department of biological science have the lab. repeated 775 times, experiments on ani- "found very significant answers to research "The reality is that (the researchers) are mals with marijuana were repeated 550 questions" by using animals in research. afraid to show the public what goes on be- times, and 850 alcohol experiments were He said that in science, problems are un- hind closed lab doors... it's not like the conducted. If the experiment has been raveled a little bit at a time, and the find- animals are waiting in line to get in," he done, and results have been published, ings by University researchers have been said. this research is repetitive and trivial, Gor- useful to other researchers to come up It is once the animals are in the lab, and ney said. The repetion of mother-infant with new hypotheses. particularly on the lab table, that Gorney separation experiments, which were con- Currendy the researchers and the facility and the Fund For Animals Organization ducted 350 times between 1975 and 1982, are following National Institute of Health expresses a concern for their rights. A faci- are particularly sad. he said. He added that guidelines which sets standards for the lity may be clean, have white walls and taking a child away from its mother is researchers. Guidelines for everything bright lights, "and it's important to at least never physically or mentally healthy. from the size of the cages to the flow of air have that, but right now what we want is Because colleges so frequently duplicate through the building are established, Mar- Fnday/Jim Youll protection for the animal during the ex- experiments, many of the results are never tin said. periment," Gomey said. The laws now do published, Gomey said. "There is an in- "You should live so good as these ani- Stacked cages such at that* are tha not say what an experimenter can or can- credible amount of waste and unreliability homa ol guniaa pigs uaad In experi- mals do," he said. ments. not do during an experiment, he added. in animal research when you go through it The researchers who use animals, hop- The American Association for Accredi- (an experiment) and don't come up with ing to receive more money in federal chology departments and others, reviews tation of lab animal care (AAALC), a pri- anything worth printing," he added. grants for research, plan to apply for ac- and makes final decisions regarding pro- vate organization that accredits research Elden W. Martin, coordinator of the credidatinn from the American Association posals of researchers. However, if the facilities on the basis that they meet cer- research facility at the University, said for Accredidation of Lab Animal Care researcher is not dissecting the animal tain requirements, does not set standards researchers here publish "any significant (ALLAC). while it is alive, or implanting something that determine what researchers can or findings." Certification by ALLAC, a private organ- into it, the director of research, after he cannot do to an animal once it is the ex- In addition to duplicating experiments, ization, assures the federal government speaks with a veterinarian, can approve of perimenter's hands. Gomey said, researchers also give contra- that conditions for animal care are being the experiment without the committee. Gomey quoted a former chairman of dictory responses when answering why met. When the government sees that The purpose of the committee exists to AAALC as saying, "What we worry about they feel justified in using animals in ex- AAALC has accredited a facility, they are insure that the animals are fed and housed is cage space, cleanliness, training of ani- periments. more inclined to give grant money to that properly, but it also checks to make sure mal caretakers, and nutrition. The organi- "Researchers say they can use animals facility. they are treated humanely. zation (AAAIXI cannot say anything about because they are similiar to us. If they are Although Martin said he believes the "The animals don't experience pain what the animals are used for, so if s like like us — and feel pain — then they say it biology department meets all criteria, "we more than it's absolutely necessary in the being a good concentration camp guard. is okay to use animals because they are want to make sure we have the very best particular experiment," he said, noting care and situation before we go for accre- that if anything that will cause pain occurs, ditation." anesthesia is administered. One problem that stands in the way of "We're not a bunch of butchers. We're ALLAC accredidation for the University is humane people with an interest in trying to Friday the fact that asbestos, an insulation mate- solve some problems," Martin added. The BG News Magazine %^ rial, is beginning to degenerate and get Martin sais animal research at the Uni- into the air in an area above the fifth floor versity is important Editor JimYoall » **»» "»«M»M I . ■ of the Psychology building, according to "If we weren't able to continue animal Katrina Meyer, assistant director of research, we wouldn't be able to answer Staff writer -Deb Qottachalk ar..«nt.t. u.i..,.ur Editorial Office ....310 Waat Hall Oetaiaaa ii>miil ky nknliu *. research services. some of the questions relating to animal (419) 87S-CM7 ■*».""""Py •**"* *■ ■'"■— •» According to Meyer, asbestos is a known and human well being," he added. CpyrlCfct 1M7. Tk. BO It... T ■■ " cancer-causing agpH and "people who \ A&ftft FrkUy lligolM/Ocl 2, 1967 ODD 3 Props room gets a clean sweep by Dan Phares Have you ever dreamed that you were identifible objects. This inventory sheet is rummaging through someone's attic just to the most recent accounting of the objects discover what was up there? For Jill Smith, in the room. Smith said she will continue it is not a dream, but her job. to organize the props and update the in- Smith, a sophomore theater major, has ventory sheet until she graduates. been cleaning out the props room in Uni- Smith's work is not over after she fini- versity Hall for the past month. She under- shes the inventory. She is responsible for took this task as part of her duties as the running props for all shows in Eva Marie first person at Bowling Creen to receive a Saint Theater and overseeing work on the scholarship for props. Jill wants to empha- props for Joe E. Brown productions. size the technical side of theater with a She watches a complete run-through of a speciality in props and propmaking. show a week before the actual perform-

"Sooner or later, I can And a use for something that people would think Is junk." — Jill Smith

The props room is located in the Joe E. ance to decide what props are needed. Brown Theater. It extends from a door at Smith said working props is like interior stage left, under the floor of the audience design or decorating. and back around to a gate at stage right Smith defines props as being "anything She added she has to do research on the that can be handled and moved around," period of the play, read the list of props and moving things around is exactly what mentioned in the play, and add in props she does. Everything from alcohol bottles, she thinks would work. dishes, vases to furniture have been stored Each play has a budget, and she will al- in the dusty corners of this storage room. locate money for props based on what the Some of the more interesting objects director feels is appropriate for props. Smith has encountered in her endeavors Smith first goes through the props room to are an old hand radio and a wooden see if any of the props required are there. wheelchair like the one used by Franklin If props are needed but not found in the D. Roosevelt. Of course, she has had some props room, she said she would beg. bor- big surprises, such as a bag of bones. row, or even make them. Because of the age of a number of items, the valuable props are placed in a locked When Smith does buy props, she starts cabinet along with any weapon that has a at the Goodwill store. She said people sharp edge. These items are used in pro- would be surprised to see what she finds ductions, but are watched over to make there. Friday/Paul Vcmon certain they are returned in good condi- "Sooner or later, I can find a use for Jill Smith, • sophomore theater major, takes inventory of items In tha theater depart tion. something that people would think is ment's prop room. Smith aald aha has found many things that are unknown to her Smith uses a 1978 inventory sheet of the junk," she said. and ara not mentioned In any previous Inventory sheet. props to try to identify some of the un-

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THE PRINCIPAL BIO SHOTS HELLRAISER Motor Coach Tour $39.50 SAT/SUN 1:15 3:20 SAT/SUN 1:20 3:30 SAT/SUN 1:00 3:15 Round trip leaving from Student Union EVE 6:50 920 EVE 7 15935 EVE 7 00 9 45 Belkin preferred seating & refreshments on board LATENIGHT SHOWS AT 11:30 Price Includes: Concert tickets, bus & refreshments NORTH SHORE (PG-13) MONTY PYTHON'S MEANING OF LIFE (R) Tickets Available at 128 N. Main • '■•' B.G. UJvrt Unr.*. I- -\ J.I. — , ONLY/' 4QOQFtfctoT MMgg/Oct 2, 1987 Student's Torino a fulfillment of childhood dream byThwOwdcr

After spending an entire summer re- building, repainting and refinancing a 1972 Grand Torino, senior electronic technology major Steve Hirt said, "My next car will be a brand new one." The Grand Torino is the fulfillment of Huts childhood dream. For years, Hirt watched older friends fix up their hot-rods and always dreamed of having his own.

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Needing a car after getting out of the Army, Hirt looked for one that was sporty yet large enough for good handling. Hirt Frlday/ftickWaraMmc says he was looking for "comer control." Sank* Slav* Hirt shows oft hit 1972 Qran Torino Sport. Hirt However, he dispels any notion that he worked on tha car all lummar, and now It la complataly fraa of is a wild and crazy driver. Although he ow- ruat and In graat condition. ned a Torino in high school, which he bluntly admits, "I trashed," Hirt now takes nut and bolt is rust free." Hirt said proud- The frustrations of restoring have now the daily commute on Route 199 from Fos- every precaution he can to protect his car. ly. paid off for Hirt, however. toria. The Torino is stored for the winter. And, Hirt received guidance from a profes- "I enjoy driving it much more than re- "If six cars ahead of me are going 50 while it does see daylight, it never sits in sional restorer while overhauling the car. building it," he said. mph, I don't mind revving up to go around the rain. The expert advised him on everything from Maintenance and upkeep still occupy them," Hirt said. "There's not one bit of rust on the body, installing a new steering column to the much of Hirts time. He recently installed a Yes, all six at once. either on the outside or underneath. Every paint job. new clutch fan and changes the oil every Hirt has no plans to ever sell his car. He 2,000 miles. He also constantly monitors is looking forward to the day when it will all fluid levels. be a collector's item and be worth more The 28-year-old student has never pu- than his original investment Until then, shed the Torino to the 140 mph limits of the '72 Grand Torino waits in the garage its police speedometer, but he admits the for the break of day. What is it? car has the passing power necessary for If you can identify this object, Wendy and Lisa wonder you could win a SIS gift certificate from Stingers Cafe, 1414 E. Wooster. (Does not if people know them include tax, gratuity, or alcoholic beverages). by Larry McShane can't expect these people to just invite us Drop your answers in the entry in their homes. We have to knock politely box located in the BG News NEW YORK (AP) - After appearing in and see if we can come inside." editorial office, 214 West Hall. two movies, playing on three million- The light rapping on their debut album, Entries are due by Wednesday, selling albums and making the cover of "Wendy and Lisa," is a change from their Oct. 7 at 2 p.m. The winning Rolling Stone magazine, Wendy Melvoin days under Prince's purple reign, when entry will be named at that time. and Lisa Coleman still wonder if people Melvoin and keyboardist Coleman helped If more than one correct entry is know them. the Minneapolis superstar break musical received, a drawing will be held "We have to think of it in those terms, and motion picture ground with a series of to determine the winner.' because there's a lot of people we haven't ever-evolving records. Employees of BGSU Student reached," said Melvoin, the guitarist with Coleman was a fixture on Prince's re- Publications are not eligible. the Revolution, Prince's multi-faceted cords dating back to "Dirty Mind" in 1978, backup band, for the past five years. "We ■See Unknown, page 12. Sponsored by

Any large 16" 1 -Htm pizza for Ijdsl week's winner was Terri Heimberger of Bowling pluso FREE 2.LII.r Bot.l. Green, who correctly identified the object as the back of a of Papal with thli coupon Macintosh-style computer disk. Her name was chosen in a . . .A$W.75valuo. drawin^o^lUjorrec^ntries^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ask for whon ordering uiii-ii ENTRY FORM Chi-OOQ Slyl* Ell'O Name FREE DELIVERY (.p.... Address. O* Coupon P#r Pino 12/31'§7 Phone Number. 13515146 Opaa 4 a.a. P©** What is it?. Votad Baal Pino. In BG Return to BG News Editorial Offlcc. ?14 West Hall, BGSU. ^^^ ^■r* ^^T ■>■ aaaaaWaaM H Friday Ilagailne/Oct 2, 1987 OOO 5 Post Cards: They're not just for vacations

by Amy Houston Post cards traditionally bring to mind the mass produced photographs that tou- rists feel obligated to send home describ- ing trips to the Grand Canyon or the La Brea Tar Pits. Vacationers send them out to prove that they have actually gone somewhere and are not just hiding at home with the phone unplugged. In the past few years the sense of dread equated with sending post cards has al- most disappeared. They aren't just for va- cationers anymore; people are adopting them as an alternative form of communica- tion. Artists and photographers have bor- rowed the medium to print a variety of Friday/Paul Vernon famous faces and works of art that are Poat card* have bacomt Incraaalngly popular In recant yaart. ready to send. Post cards also break up the Soma of tha mora popular onaa laatura writart, aongwrttart monotony of the typical letter. and compoaara. Rosemarie Basil ie, an employee of Cur- because they are "expressions of a view." an older, more nostalgic look. They are a- Pagliai's Pizza rents, said the store has been selling post People send them thinking "I enjoy this vailable depicting famous and not-so- 945 South Main Street cards for two years. They are popular be- and I hope you do to," making them a per- famous literary figures, musicians, film 352-7571 cause they are a quick and easy way to let sonalized way to communicate, he said. personalities and works of art someone know you are thinking about By choosing an image that would appeal The images may be reminiscent of the £ Vtan/ good Cany Out 7W them, she said. to someone, it lets them know the sender past the price is not Schurk notes that rViih this coupon William Schurk, sound recording archi- is aware of their interests and tastes. along with their popularity, their price is vist at the Jerome library and post card col- Most of the new post cards are printed in increasing. The average cost of a post card CROISSANTofYourCho.ce Ouefcon. Ego. Tuna, or Mam Salad*. lector, agrees that post cards are popular black and white or sepia tone to give them is 50 to 60 cents today as opposed to the Ham | ChMta or float* 6W days of the penny post card at the turn of the century. Phis According to Basilie, popular cards in A Cup of Our Homemade Soup of the Day Calendar of Events Bowling Green are those featuring John and Lennon and Beat Generation writer Jack Kerouac. Often people buy two of the same A Bottomless Drink Oct 2 - England's Allan Holdsworth (WSU Campus). Show times are 7:30 and Only S2.50 (S4.05 Value!) will perform at Alvin's, 5756 Cass (WSU 10 both nights. Advance tickets are: 8.50 card - one to send and one to stick on the and are available from Ticketmaster at wall - she added. Campus), for two shows at 9 p.m. and mid- Valid in.ulr Only night Advance tickets are: 12.50 and are (313)4234666. 'SaWchona may vary available from Ticketmaster. To order by Houston is a popular culture major. phone: (313) 423-6666. — Tickets go on sale today for a concert by Boston to be held Oct. 28 at 8 p.m. in Centennial Hall, Toledo. Reserved tickets are: 16.50 and are available from Finder's Records. To charge by phone: 537-4231. The current lineup of the band includes Toledo native Tom Scholz. Brad DeLp, Dan Sikes, Doug Huffman, Jim Masdea and Gary Phil. The group is touring in support of "Third Stage," their first LP in Fri. / Sot. Oct. 2 & 3 six years on MCA records. The opening act will be Fahrenheit 210 MSC Midnight Oct 4 - The Toledo Museum of Art will exhibit "A Masterpiece from the Soviet $1.50 Admission Union: Rembrandt's Holy Family with Angels". Coming Rttractions Admission to the exhibit is $3 for adults and $2 for senior citizens 65 and older. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest There is no admission charge on Wednes- . days. School groups with advance registra- ALTERED SMTES Fri. / Sat. Oct. 9 & 10 tion are admitted free of charge. James 7ay/orplays at Centennial Hall, 8 PINK FLOVD The Wall p.m. Reserved tickets are $16, and went Fri. / Sat. Oct. 2 & 3 on sale Aug. 31 at the Centannial Hall box 210 MSC 8:00, 10:00 Fri. / Sot. Oct. 9 & 10 office, Boogie Records, all Shed locations, 210 MSC Midnight all Abbey Road stores. University at Port- Admission $1.50 side, and Finders Records. Charge by phone with Mastercard or Visa 419-537-4231. Oct 12 and 13 - Jonathan Richman & Free Movie Poster Giveaway! xThe Modem Lovers will perform two , ,.,,.',. t .I,' — — 0 QQO Friday afafuloe/Oct. 2, 1967 Are we all 'Less Than Zero?

by Holly Tritch

"Less Than Zero" Bret Easton Ellis Penguin Books, 1986 $6.95

Skinny, pale-faced English boys; bisex- ual prostitutes; Porsche-driving, chain-s- moking drug dealers; mannequin daught- ers of rich Daddies toting Louis Vuitton bags filled with "the dirt." Their days oc- cupied with "lunch," "drinks," "screen- ings," "Jacuzzis," "nose-candy" and "three-somes." They are the "MTV ge- neration" and they are the subject matter of Bret Easton Ellis' "Less Than Zero." The closest thing to a plot in the book is the transformation of today's youth into quasi-pharmacists. I'm not going to list the drugs—just pick up any pharmaceutical dictionary and read it cover to cover. I'm not going to deal with the names of the characters either — it really doesn't mat- ter.

If I sound a little apathetic — maybe I am — maybe we all are. And maybe I found a little of myself in the pages of this best- seller whose back cover deems it "the in- Friday/Dcnltc ■rickncr side story of a generation on a desperate search for the ultimate sensation." Haunting as it is, it may frighten you. But worse, it may not frighten you, de- pending on the level of desensitization you have reached. You see, this book is the first-hand account of an apathetic and cor- rupt generation (Ellis' generation, our ge- neration) as depicted by its author, a so- phomore at Bennington College in Ver- mont The novel documents the daily lives of a pack of spoi led-rotten, college-age elites and their relationships with one another, with exotic drugs, with death, with explora- tory sex, with MTV and with their parents (whose whereabouts are, for the most part, unknown). As "Less Than Zero" is an autobiogra- phy, Ellis uses LA. as its setting. While this provides for provocative reading, taking the audience for a joyride through a sensory jungle, it may, initially, isolate the reader who sits calmly in the Midwest. However, when Ellis incorporates the phrase "people are afraid to merge" from an L.A. expressway billboard he strikes a chord which resonates throughout all of society — one of de-personal ization and emotional sterility. Have we become a society so accus- tomed to rape, violence and other assorted social evils that a book such as this one may seem so realistic (and it does)? And ' have we become so removed that upon viewing these evils in our own society we so choose not to eradicate them? I'm not so sure I like being part of the "MTV generation."

Tritch is a Junior magazine journalism major ^ _jj Frid«Y llagazine/Oc! 2, 1987 nan 7 Pizza played an important role in history Rome fell after being invaded by large, by ChrUtophcr J. Dawson Italy, and the masses rejoiced because they named Louis who held all of the power and smelly barbarians from Germany who had were now able to share in the food of the most of the money. When pizza was heard of the wonderous food and wanted gods. Artists began to put pizza into their sneaked across the border from Italy, the I think I would be on safe ground to to add it to their favorite drink, beer. works, such as the Venus de Milo, whose masses attempted to keep it to themselves. state that all readers have had pizza at 4. The Dark Ages — Once pizza was in- arms once held a double cheese and pep- Unfortunately, one of the kings, Louis least once in their lives. If someone out troduced to beer, it was assumed the pair peroni. Da Vinci introduced mushrooms the 18th (or something like that) found out there disagrees with this statement, then would sweep Europe. Instead, the bubonic and it is rumored that the Mona Lisa is and took the pizza by force. He also wore they can go back to Moscow. plague swept Europe. The barbarians were partially smiling because she caught a whiff wigs, makeup and tight pants. The masses Pizza is the universal experience, but not too smart so they never explored mar- of a pizza in Da Vinci's oven. revolted and heads flew, I'm sure very few of you out there actually keting pizza for profit. Instead, they built Pizza spread to every comer of Europe A young officer named Napoleon gained huge castles and hoarded pizza. They also even faster than the assorted plagues, ex- control of the government by promising experimented with it by adding saurkraut, cept for England where they continued to free pizza to all. The other countries of which fortunately did not last. eat bland food, complain about the fog and Europe found out and fought a lot of wars They also forced their serfs to eat low- have their writers write long, dull poems. to get pizza for themselves. France lost, Tongue in Cheek quality tasteless mush which evolved into 6. The French Revolution — The revo- and continued revolting. They still are. standard cafeteria fare. lution was caused by pizza. It is true! 7. America — Now that we are here, we 5. The Renaissance — Pizza returned to France at this time had a bunch of kings ■See Pizza, page 12. have sat down and said, "Colly! Just where did pizza come from?" No, most of you only care about where you are going to get it from and who is going to pay. I decided to find the facts. I did not, so I made this MATT up. Because this is a study of the effect of pi- zza on the history of the world and the his- tory of pizza in general, we must start at 2&M6M86e: U)HAT s *-^ 5 LESSON 3: LEACjfOT .0 ~*C CBAtJLfe ' the beginning. And. where do we begin? School Ie LASTS TILL THE TOM*. Ancient Sumeria. We will start there because every history OF class in existence starts there, and usually spend up to a month and a half on * ««>r« CIMM" 8ftie«m*t>s "S" 09Sctx\c Sumeria. Then, with about a week left in the year, the teacher realizes that hefshe y has not gotten to the 20th century yet, so [W£.'.C0M6. W£',C0M6 WHAT Tf4E^ DO to you IN KIND^SARDER World War I, the Depression, World War [-TO LEAv€ ALL rJouP. COOL SHi«J3 »>AR-03S A*JO SEx» PLASTIC 9OLLS AT HOME. INSTEPIO, THE^ &W€ SOU P. SVNCH OF nam, the space race and the sixties are lltSS MRT0C6 A.MDI0 6 CuuMK- Pl«T-, -JOftrJ, &OBIM6T01S MAoE OUT of OUMA. IA)O00 Oft SOMtTMnK covered in that last week, ensuring a ^00 CALL 'T, er^ Taut, TrtESE ~03S HAVE ?ASli»i«T>rJ6 CHW MftEKS ON THE*, Bur thorough education, although usually class ..iM^&ARPa. I. THE^ AW R6ALJ3 RGALL'J P-tALL^ P.E*LL"3 KEALLi HAftOTo fJRtAK. ends before 1968 is reached. ^THAT'S 6I6HT/J 0*J*1, TW6KJ THE -A03 MA«S 300 00 STuPP LIKE MARCH ACOorJO 1. Ancient Sumeria — In a way, pizza fcNO SiT STILL Adp Sl"G S0M6S ANO LiSTVJTO STORIES AftouT ftuf^lf S. was invented here. Unfortunately, it con- THE ftowwi: SToeiES ca«J BE QUITE AMUSI«6, ACTuALL'S. THCN 90U 60 sisted of a dead cow and some tomatoes iMB LrtTie &A1165- OUTSiOETO PiA-. 60 FoR-THt Sull«6S--TnE'J'ftE TH6 rONN^JT lying on a pile of wheat. The demand for ft TH6»J iTS B.ALC INSI^E rQt. CftAcfcteS ftwt? ulAftM JuitE. 30O< (CA«0 this raw pizza was never great, and delivery CAuSE A RUCK uS fi CAUI-J& IT "WORM JUIC6." was nearly impossible. The Sumerians went on to accomplish KlMNER6ftW6>0 lSTH€ LAST little except for taking up quite a few chap- Puftce aou'u'. a= ABU TO M< ters in our history books. AtJy ffOtSTloO "MAT C0M6S 2. Ancient Greece — These guys wore dresses and sat around philosophizing. TO Win? lOiTHouT F€AP. OF They also invented most of the boring 66TTM6 SMACKgO Jtf R€PL3. school subjects, such as math and science. Interestingly enough, their efforts with pi- IF &OO IS WAgNIM6 zza resulted in a triangle-shaped pizza. £u£tl3L0H£ft.6., They are note-worthy for introducing IS H£ "J JOu fVAy p,£ double cheese, before getting their butts THE TOILET? SW-r-zn kicked in a few major wars. AfO*u)AUj, 3. Roman Empire — The original party animals. Pizza rose to prominence during this period of history. The Romans intro- Bl& M-SAri GfccVtO-UPS MV THEIR SlJENrdTRICKS 50 fciHwfaAATea is FUN, £v£^ TKOU&H duced pepperoni and sausage, and spread BEuJAAE Of THEiR CBAFT- UE2ES TH£ TftlEO-A>JO- THf9 uJILLTe^TO 6ET THE? OOH'T HAvE ftM^ the popularity of pizza by conquering the •JOU TO IMCftlxi«J«Te MA»)EovS«5. ooni'T uer TfcuE BSSPowSE TO ALL TV THERE AMO THE *'& ^OOCSELF TU(M CATCM 700 OFF-bfAA? 6u»"E-st£*.«& QUERIES. world, which, at the time, consisted of LA5^ TALK5 TOO MUCH Europe. KOlO you SR6AC , ArOSHt Pi"S NOTES They also introduced alcohol to pizza, •To you* CLOTHES =• THOSE 6OTTL6S?| thus providing the perfect companion to BECAuSt SHtTdiHK) the perfect food. Pizza making at this time Sou'*E Jo STuPip 30V^'. was restricted to a select few of the high LOSS-."OH THEuJA^ . HO^fe.THE £>003 PAR' priests, known as "Pizzamasters." Pizza ;S t. -("M&Aft^io -ASTS was the most popular food to consume •T 1$ IAI1 TO Stfc TH«0J(itl roREvE* 8uT THE after orgies, and it was held so sacred that THIS T»CTIt. A LOMMOM auW»JP£& 0i3 PfiRT.J TBtAi the Romans never forced themselves to vomit after eating it, like they did with les- ser foods. This groovy cartoon brought to you by... The masses of Rome were usually denied the sacred food, which made them mad. Groovy Records They were also denied access to orgies, un- less they were cute, female masses. Under their unrest, Rome began to crumble. •• <• 425 E. Wooster (behind Dairy Mart) 353-1222 8(11111 Friday Magulnc/Oct. 2, 1987 'Complete BG Man'in 27-1/2 steps by Dennis Hocrig of everything the BG man needs to know waiting at the drop/add line. "GQ" (Gentleman's Quarterly) recently and do before he graduates from this fine (2) One excruciating illness at the hands published a list of everything a man should University. of cafeteria food. have seen and done by his 30th birthday. This list is by no means to be taken seri- (3) An array of at least 30 parking tick- On the heels of that came an article in ously, so please keep the anonymous ets. Rolling Stone detailing what the "average" threats and harassing calls to a minimum. (4) Being locked out of room while drip- guy should have done in that same time. Steps in making the BG man: ping wet from shower. Now, Friday magazine is publishing a list (1) Ideally, at least 10 hours of impatient (5) Spend at least medium-sized life sav- ings at the bookstore. (6) At least one truly disgusting one- night affair we would just as soon forget. Friday /Steve Schelb (7) A minimum of one confrontation per (19) Pay homage to the "porcelain god" semester with your friendly University bur- after settling for the economy-priced sar. Goebel's. (8) Consume roughly 50 gallons of caf- feine and spend several all-nighters during (20) See the BG hockey squad in action. your sentence (uh, stay) here. (21) Log at least 150 hours of "Late (9) Have at least one cleverly produced Night with David Letterman." fake ID to your credit (22) Write to your parents at least once in four years. (10) Know by heart the numbers for (23) Write to your parents for money at Factline, time & temperature and several least once in four years. pizza places. (24) Have one roommate you truly de- (11) Discover that occasionally other spise (probably an early-riser). forms of life flourish in your beer at import (25) Occasionally attend classes. night (26) Survive a night at Howard's when (12) Leam to swim when it rains on the beer bottles are tossed on the dance campus. floor.

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As many as 1,500 laboratory animals, the subjects of study by University resear- chers, are housed in the animal research facility on the ground floor of the life science building. The animals' immaculate- ly clean habitat gleams of white paint and stainless steel, and smells distinctly sani- tary. Elden W. Martin, associate professor of biology and coordinator of the animal faci- lity said if the University wants to "keep its role as a research institution, it's appro- priate to use animals where they are needed." Because of this, animals are used for research experiments and are housed in a facility that was opened Feb. 6,1984. Students and faculty may be unaware of the facility because the sign hanging on the outer door of the facility reads "authorized personnel only." "We don't allow people to flow in and out because...it's not good for the animals. The well-being of the animals is at risk," Martin said. In addition to rooms containing cages of animals including mice, rats, guinea pigs, bird, reptiles and amphibians, there is a procedural room with a steel operating table that is used by researchers when in- cisions need to be made as part of experi- ment The facility also includes a necropsy room, used by researchers to conduct au- topsies after an animal dies. A large room contains machines that are used to clean and sterilize all instruments, as well as cages and other materials used by resear- chers. According to Martin, the purpose of the facility is to house animals that can be used for research and teaching. In the depart- ment of biological science "we have faculty who work on everything from viruses to human research," he said. Currently there are several professors conducting experiments that use animals. According to Martin, Lee Meserve, associ- ate professor of biological science is con- ducting research with the thyroid gland and how it operates in normal and abnor- ■ See Animals, page 2. Foes of research say animals suffer ...Page 2 Friday/Jim Youll Domaatlc rata taka cai« of thair nawborn babias in a caga at thaUnivarairy'a animal raaMrch facility. 2 ODD Friday Mafaxine/Oct 2, 1987 Activist: research animals are mistreated

by Deborah Ootttchalk Somebody has to start asking, 'what are different then we are. We can't let the calizations," electric shocks are worded as you doing in those labratories?'" researchers have it both ways. If s a con- "adversive stimuli," and crying and frantic "Seventy million animals are killed in Gomey said that he hopes a lot of Bowl- tradiction in logic," Gomey added. attempts to escape are recorded as "a reac- American laboratories yearly — three ani- ing Green students will start questioning He said that researchers are desensitized tion to adversive stimuli." Researchers are mals every second. If what researchers are the necessity and reliability of the animal through their work. One way this occurs is desensitized by not using words to de- doing is so important, we should have research facility at the University. through experimenters' terminology. In scribe what they are actually doing. eternal life by now," said University gradu- Because he questions the necessity of journals published by researchers, screams ate Gregory Gomey, the Ohio representa- such research facilities, Gomey encour- of pain by the animal are recorded as "vo- ■See Activist, page 12. tive for Fund For Animals. Fund For Ani- ages the exploration of alternative meth- mals is the national anti-cruelty-to-animals ods of research. Some of these alternatives Animals organization. include using tissue, cell and organ cul- Gomey, who has experienced the diffi- tures, egg embryos and computers as ■(Continued from page 1) about the problem because it is a danger culty of attempting to tour and photograph research aids. If researchers stopped kill- mal situations. not only to the animals, but also the peo- animal research facilities, including the fa- ing animals, and channelled all of the in- Martin is also doing research with ani- ple. cility at the University, said that the facility formation and knowlege that they already mals. His experiments will determine the Martin said until the asbestos problem is not being open to the public has nothing have into a computer, more knowledge nutritional requirements of the Japanese corrected, ALLAC will not accredit the to do with researchers' concern for animal could be gained and no more animals quail. By changing the diet of the birds, research facilities. welfare. would have to be killed, Gomey said. The measuring their metabolism and fat accu- Although there are problems in the psy- According to Gomey, the well-being of money that goes toward duplicating un- mulation, Martin can discover diet needs chology building, Martin does believe the the animal is already at stake once it enters necessary and trivial research should go for animals and apply that to the human life science facility meets all ALLAC toward funding the development of many diet criteria. "The reality Is that lab ani- more alternatives, he added. He said two other professors, Roudabeh Martin said the University's facility is Gorney said that instead of exploring Jamasbi and Carol Heckman, are conduct- excellent and the treatment of the animals mals In this country are alternatives, researchers repeat the same ing research that is working toward a cure is humane. In order to insure humane burned, poisoned, starved, experiments. "The reality is that lab ani- for cancer. According to Jamasbi, mice treatment, a committee comprised of a forced to Inhale toxic fumes, mals in this country are burned, poisoned, and rats are immunized against cancer. veterinarian, an animal control officer, a surgically mutilated, starved, forced to inhale toxic fumes, sur- Their spleen cells are then used to pro- representative from the biology and psy- gically mutilated, shocked, irratiated, blin- duce antibodies that work against the can- shocked, irratiated, blinded, ded, and held in restraining devices for cer cell. Different animals are then injected and held In restraining de- months on end." The majority of these with the cancer cell. With the antibodies, vices for months on end." types experiments are duplicative and un- the researchers hope to diagnose or treat necessary, Gomey added. the animals that have cancer. — Gregory Gomey According to Gomey, from 1975-1982 According to Martin, researchers in the starvation experiments with animals were department of biological science have the lab. repeated 775 times, experiments on ani- "found very significant answers to research "The reality is that (the researchers) are mals with marijuana were repeated 550 questions" by using animals in research. afraid to show the public what goes on be- times, and 850 alcohol experiments were He said that in science, problems are un- hind closed lab doors... it's not like the conducted. If the experiment has been raveled a little bit at a time, and the find- animals are waiting in line to get in," he done, and results have been published, ings by University researchers have been said. this research is repetitive and trivial, Gor- useful to other researchers to come up It is once the animals are in the lab, and ney said. The repetion of mother-infant with new hypotheses. particularly on the lab table, that Gomey separation experiments, which were con- Currently the researchers and the facility and the Fund For Animals Organization ducted 350 times between 1975 and 1982. are following National Institute of Health expresses a concern for their rights. A faci- are particularly sad, he said. He added that guidelines which sets standards for the lity may be clean, have white walls and taking a child away from its mother is researchers. Guidelines for everything bright lights, "and it's important to at least never physically or mentally healthy. from the size of the cages to the flow of air have that, but right now what we want is Because colleges so frequently duplicate through the building are established, Mar- Friday/Jim Voull protection for the animal during the ex- experiments, many of the results are never tin said. periment," Gorney said. The laws now do published, Gomey said. "There is an in- "You should live so good as these ani- Stacked cages such ■• thass arc the not say what an experimenter can or can- credible amount of waste and unreliability mals do," he said. home of gunlaa pigs used In experi- ments. not do during an experiment, he added. in animal research when you go through it The researchers who use animals, hop- The American Association for Accredi- (an experiment) and don't come up with ing to receive more money in federal etiology departments and others, reviews dation of lab animal care (AAALC), a pri- anything worth printing," he added. grants for research, plan to apply for ac- and makes final decisions regarding pro- vate organization that accredits research Elden W. Martin, coordinator of the credidation from the American Association posals of researchers. However, if the facilities on the basis that they meet cer- research facility at the University, said for Accredidation of Lab Animal Care researcher is not dissecting the animal tain requirements, does not set standards researchers here publish "any significant (ALLAC). while it is alive, or implanting something that determine what researchers can or findings." Certification by ALLAC, a private organ- into it, the director of research, after he cannot do to an animal once it is the ex- In addition to duplicating experiments, ization, assures the federal government speaks with a veterinarian, can approve of perimenter's hands. Gomey said, researchers also give contra- that conditions for animal care are being the experiment without the committee. Gomey quoted a former chairman of dictory responses when answering why met When the government sees that The purpose of the committee exists to AAALC as saying, "What we worry about they feel justified in using animals in ex- AAALC has accredited a facility, they are insure that the animals are fed and housed is cage space, cleanliness, training of ani- periments. more inclined to give grant money to that properly, but it also checks to make sure mal caretakers, and nutrition. The organi- "Researchers say they can use animals facility. they are treated humanely. zation (AAALC) cannot say anything about because they are similiar to us. If they are Although Martin said he believes the "The animals don't experience pain what the animals are used for, so it's like like us — and feel pain — then they say it biology department meets all criteria, "we more than it's absolutely necessary in the being a good concentration camp guard. is okay to use animals because they are want to make sure we have the very best particular experiment," he said, noting care and situation before we go for accre- that if anything that will cause pain occurs, ditation." anesthesia is administered. One problem that stands in the way of "We're not a bunch of butchers. We're ALLAC accredidation for the University is humane people with an interest in trying to the fact that asbestos, an insulation mate- solve some problems," Martin added. rial, is beginning to degenerate and get Martin sais animal research at the Uni- versity is important Frl4«7 SaMMBBS la SIS—SIS e.ery into the air in an area above the fifth floor i .Jim TMI of the Psychology building, according to "If we weren't able to continue animal Assistant editor .Kelly Rose rriee, aaraag tka aeateaalc year By lb ■mi «fllaseal raesnllaae at BsSJasM research, we wouldn't be able to answer Staff writer .Deb Oottschalk Katrina Meyer, assistant director of OIMI state Uelrerstty. some of the questions relating to animal Editorial Office ....a lO West Hall Opsaliss issumi ay eeanaaieta ae research services...... (419)372-0987 eet aumarlly reflect the estaieee ef According to Meyer, asbestos is a known and human well being," he added. Copyright 1987, The BG News rrisayafaaastaM. cancer-causing agent, and "people who

v \ \» * ^%» ■■ • • ■*/ ■• Frtd /oc . 2. 1987 ODD 3 Props room gets a clean sweep-™-'" ' by Dan Pharci Have you ever dreamed that you were identifible objects. This inventory sheet is rummaging through someone's attic just to the most recent accounting of the objects discover what was up there? For Jill Smith, in the room. Smith said she will continue it is not a dream, but her job. to organize the props and update the in- Smith, a sophomore theater major, has ventory sheet until she graduates. been cleaning out the props room in Uni- Smith's work is not over after she fini- versity Hall for the past month. She under- shes the inventory. She is responsible for took this task as part of her duties as the running props for all shows in Eva Marie first person at Bowling Green to receive a Saint Theater and overseeing work on the scholarship for props. Jill wants to empha- props for Joe E. Brown productions. size the technical side of theater with a She watches a complete run-through of a speciality in props and propmaking. show a week before the actual perform-

"Sooner or later, I can And a use for something that people would think is junk." —Jill Smith

The props room is located in the Joe E. ance to decide what props are needed. Brown Theater. It extends from a door at Smith said working props is like interior stage left, under the floor of the audience design or decorating. and back around to a gate at stage right. Smith defines props as being "anything She added she has to do research on the that can be handled and moved around," period of the play, read the list of props and moving things around is exactly what mentioned in the play, and add in props she does. Everything from alcohol bottles, she thinks would work. dishes, vases to furniture have been stored Each play has a budget, and she will al- in the dusty comers of this storage room. locate money for props based on what the Some of the more interesting objects director feels is appropriate for props. Smith has encountered in her endeavors Smith first goes through the props room to are an old hand radio and a wooden see if any of the props required are there. wheelchair like the one used by Franklin If props are needed but not found in the D. Roosevelt. Of course, she has had some props room, she said she would beg, bor- big surprises, such as a bag of bones. row, or even make them. Because of the age of a number of items, the valuable props are placed in a locked When Smith does buy props, she starts cabinet along with any weapon that has a at the Goodwill store. She said people sharp edge. These items are used in pro- would be surprised to see what she finds ductions, but are watched over to make Friday/Paul V«mon there. certain they are returned in good condi- "Sooner or later, I can find a use for Jill Smith, ■ sophomore theater major, takes Invantory of items In lha thaalar depart- tion. something that people would think is ment's prop room. Smith said aha has found many things that ara unknown to her Smith uses a 1978 inventory sheet of the junk," she said. and ara not mentioned In any previous Invantory sheet. props to try to identify some of the un-

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— 4 DQD Friday Maaaatae/Oct. 2. 1967 Student's Torino a fulfillment of childhood dream

by Tina Ondcr

After spending an entire summer re- building, repainting and refinancing a 1972 Grand Torino, senior electronic technology major Steve Hirt said, "My next car will be a brand new one." The Grand Torino is the fulfillment of Hirf s childhood dream. For years, Hirt watched older friends fix up their hot-rods and always dreamed of having his own.

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Needing a car after getting out of the Army, Hirt looked for one that was sporty yet large enough for good handling. Hirt Friday/MdcWarchlmc says he was looking for "comer control." Senior Steve Hirt shows off hit 1972 Qran Torino Sport Hirt However, he dispels any notion that he worked on the car all lummar, and now It It completely fraa of is a wild and crazy driver. Although he ow- mat and In great condition. ned a Torino in high school, which he bluntly admits, "I trashed," Hirt now takes nut and bolt is rust free," Hirt said proud- The frustrations of restoring have now the daily commute on Route 199 from Pos- every precaution he can to protect his car. ly. paid off for Hirt, however. toria. The Torino is stored for the winter. And, Hirt received guidance from a profes- "I enjoy driving it much more than re- "If six cars ahead of me are going 50 while it does see daylight, it never sits in sional restorer while overhauling the car. building it," he said. mph, I don't mind revving up to go around the rain. The expert advised him on everything from Maintenance and upkeep still occupy them," Hirt said. "There's not one bit of rust on the body, installing a new steering column to the much of Hirf s time. He recently installed a Yes, all six at once. either on the outside or underneath. Every paint job. new clutch fan and changes the oil every Hirt has no plans to ever sell his car. He 2,000 miles. He also constantly monitors is looking forward to the day when it will all fluid levels. be a collector's item and be worth more The 28-year-old student has never pu- than his original investment. Until then, shed the Torino to the 140 mph limits of the '72 Grand Torino waits in the garage its police speedometer, but he admits the for the break of day. What is it? car has the passing power necessary for If you can identify this object, Wendy and Lisa wonder you could win a SIS gift certificate from Stingers Cafe, 1414 E. Wooster. (Does not if people know them include tax, gratuity, or alcoholic beverages). by terry McShenc can't expect these people to just invite us Drop your answers in the entry in their homes. We have to knock politely box located in the BG News NEW YORK (API - After appearing in and see if we can come inside." editorial office, 214 West Hall. two movies, playing on three million- The light rapping on their debut album, Entries are due by Wednesday, selling albums and making the cover of "Wendy and Lisa," is a change from their Oct. 7 at 2 p.m. The winning Rolling Stone magazine, Wendy Melvoin days under Prince's purple reign, when entry will be named at that time. and Lisa Coleman still wonder if people Melvoin and keyboardist Coleman helped If more than one correct entry is know them. the Minneapolis superstar break musical received, a drawing will be held "We have to think of it in those terms, and motion picture ground with a series of to determine the winner.' because there's a lot of people we haven't ever-evolving records. Employees of BGSU Student reached," said Melvoin, the guitarist with Coleman was a fixture on Prince's re- Publications are not eligible. the Revolution, Prince's multi-faceted cords dating back to "Dirty Mind" in 1978, backup band, for the past five years. "We See Unknown, page 12. Sponsored by ■

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by Amy Houston Post cards traditionally bring to mind the mass produced photographs that tou- rists feel obligated to send home describ- ing trips to the Grand Canyon or the La Brea Tar Pits. Vacationers send them out to prove that they have actually gone somewhere and are not just hiding at home with the phone unplugged. In the past few years the sense of dread equated with sending post cards has al- most disappeared. They aren't just for va- cationers anymore; people are adopting them as an alternative form of communica- tion. Artists and photographers have bor- rowed the medium to print a variety of Frlday/PaiiiVanton famous faces and works of art that are Pott card* hive become increasingly popular In racant yaara. ready to send. Post cards also break up the Soma of tha mora popular onaa feature writers, aongwrrteri monotony of the typical letter. and compoaara. Rosemarie Basilie, an employee of Cur- because they are "expressions of a view." an older, more nostalgic look. They are a- Pagliai's Pizza rents, said the store has been selling post People send them thinking "I enjoy this vailable depicting famous and not-so- 945 South Main Street cards for two years. They are popular be- and I hope you do to," making them a per- famous literary figures, musicians, film 352-7571 cause they are a quick and easy way to let sonalized way to communicate, he said. personalities and works of art. someone know you are thinking about By choosing an image that would appeal The images may be reminiscent of the A 'fl/ury good Cany Out 1>tat them, she said. to someone, it lets them know the sender past the price is not. Schurk notes that "/idi this coupon William Schurk, sound recording archi- is aware of their interests and tastes. along with their popularity, their price is vist at the Jerome library and post card col- Most of the new post cards are printed in increasing. The average cost of a post card CROISSANT of Your Choice Chicfcan. Egg. Tuna, or Ham Salad*. lector, agrees that post cards are popular black and white or sepia tone to give them is 50 to 60 cents today as opposed to the Ham a Chaaao o- Roaat Baal days of the penny post card at the turn of i»—— — (aplw.lW.te.,^, the century. Pku According to Basilie, popular cards in A Cup of Our Homemade Soup of the Day Calendar of Events Bowling Green are those featuring John and Lennon and Beat Generation writer Jack A Bottomleis Drink Kerouac. Often people buy two of the same OcL 2 - England's Allan Hokhworth (WSU Campus). Show times are 7:30 and Only S2.50 (S4.05 Value!) will perform at Alvin's, 5756 Cass (WSU 10 both nights. Advance tickets are: 8.50 card - one to send and one to stick on the and are available from Ticketmaster at wall - she added. Campus), for two shows at 9 p.m. and mid- Valid Iniide Only night Advance tickets are: 12.50 and are (313)423-6666. 'Salacnons may vary available from Ticketmaster. To order by Houston is a popular culture major. phone: (313) 423-6666. — Tickets go on sale today for a concert by Boston to be held Oct. 28 at 8 p.m. in Centennial Had, Toledo. Reserved tickets are: 16.50 and are available from Finder's Records. To charge by phone: 5374231. The current lineup of the band includes Toledo native Tom Scholz, Brad Delp, Dan Sikes, Doug Huffman, Jim Masdea and Gary Phil. The group is touring in support of "Third Stage," their first LP in Fit / Sot. Oct. 2 & 3 six years on MCA records. The opening act will be Fahrenheit 210 MSC Midnight Oct 4 - The Toledo Museum of Art will exhibit "A Masterpiece from the Soviet $1.50 Admission Union: Rembrandt's Holy Family with Angels". Coming Attractions Admission to the exhibit is $3 for adults and $2 for senior citizens 65 and older. One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest There is no admission charge on Wednes- . days. School groups with advance registra- ALTERED STATES Fri. / Sot. Oct. 9 & 10 tion are admitted free of charge. Tames Taybr plays at Centennial Hall, 8 PINK FLOVD The Wall p.m. Reserved tickets are $16, and went Fri. / Sot. Oct. 2 & 3 on sale Aug. 31 at the Centannial Hall box 210 MSC 8:00. 10:00 Fri. / Sot. Oct. 9 6110 office, Boogie Records, all Shed locations, 210 MSC Midnight all Abbey Road stores, University at Port- Admission $1.50 side, and Finders Records. Charge by phone with Mastercard or Visa 419-537-4231. Oct 12 and 13 — Jonathan Richman cfi free Movie Poster Giveaway! jiTneModem Lovers wiUperform two •*!lrcn^?ftnnBgrtl^ffllvfrft,"l'!»t9s ^^n i i 6 ODD Friday Mf itnc/Oct. 2, 1987 Are we all 'Less Than Zero'?

.. J| by Hotly Tritch

"Less Than Zero" Bret Easton Ellis Penguin Books, 1986 $6.95

Skinny, pale-faced English boys; bisex- ual prostitutes; Porsche-driving, chain-s- moking drug dealers; mannequin daught- ers of rich Daddies toting Louis Vuitton bags filled with "the dirt." Their days oc- cupied with "lunch," "drinks," "screen- ings," "Jacuzzis," "nose-candy" and "three-somes." They are the "MTV ge- neration" and they are the subject matter of Bret Easton Ellis' "Less Than Zero." The closest thing to a plot in the book is the transformation of today's youth into quasi-pharmacists. I'm not going to list the drugs — just pick up any pharmaceutical dictionary and read it cover to cover. I'm not going to deal with the names of the characters either — it really doesn't mat- ter.

If I sound a little apathetic — maybe I am — maybe we all are. And maybe I found a little of myself in the pages of this best- seller whose back cover deems it "the in- Friday/D«nise trickncr side story of a generation on a desperate search for the ultimate sensation." Haunting as it is, it may frighten you. But worse, it may not frighten you, de- pending on the level of desensitization you have reached. You see, this book is the first-hand account of an apathetic and cor- rupt generation (Ellis' generation, our ge- neration) as depicted by its author, a so- phomore at Bennington College in Ver- mont The novel documents the daily lives of a pack of spoiled-rotten, college-age elites and their relationships with one another, with exotic drugs, with death, with explora- tory sex, with MTV and with their parents (whose whereabouts are, for the most part, unknown). As "Less Than Zero" is an autobiogra- phy, Ellis uses L.A. as its setting. While this provides for provocative reading, taking the audience for a joyride through a sensory jungle, it may, initially, isolate the reader who sits calmly in the Midwest However, when Ellis incorporates the phrase "people are afraid to merge" from an L.A. expressway billboard he strikes a chord which resonates throughout all of society — one of de-personalization and emotional sterility. Have we become a society so accus- tomed to rape, violence and other assorted social evils that a book such as this one may seem so realistic (and it does)? And' have we become so removed that upon viewing these evils in our own society we so choose not to eradicate them? I'm not so sure I like being part of the "MTV generation."

Tritch is a junior magazine journalism ma>or. j Fridayrnqjy mgaxmc/uclHagazioc/Ocl. i,2, 18871987 ODD 7I Pizza played an important role in history Rome fefell after being invaded bvby large, lta,v and masses bvby ChristopherChris toDhe r J.J DawsonDawion " •»*■ Italy,' and *•the masses rejoiced because they named Louis who held all of the power anand smelly barbarians from Germany who had were now able to share in the food of the most of the money. When pizza was heard of the wonderous food and wanted gods. Artists began to put pizza into their sneaked across the border from Italy, the I think I would be on safe ground to to add it to their favorite drink, beer. works, such as the Venus de Milo, whose masses attempted to keep it to themselves. state that all readers have had pizza at 4. The Dark Ages — Once pizza was in- arms once held a double cheese and pep- Unfortunately, one of the kings, Louis least once in their lives. If someone out troduced to beer, it was assumed the pair peroni. Da Vinci introduced mushrooms the 18th (or something like that) found out there disagrees with this statement then would sweep Europe. Instead, the bubonic and it is rumored that the Mona Lisa is and took the pizza by force. He also wore they can go back to Moscow. plague swept Europe. The barbarians were partially smiling because she caught a whiff wigs, makeup and tight pants. The masses Pizza is the universal experience, but not too smart so they never explored mar- of a pizza in Da Vinci's oven. revolted and heads flew. I'm sure very few of you out there actually keting pizza for profit. Instead, they built Pizza spread to every comer of Europe A young officer named Napoleon gained huge castles and hoarded pizza. They also even faster than the assorted plagues, ex- control of the government by promising experimented with it by adding saurkraut, cept for England where they continued to free pizza to all. The other countries of which fortunately did not last. eat bland food, complain about the fog and Europe found out and fought a lot of wars They also forced their serfs to eat low- have their writers write long, dull poems. to get pizza for themselves. France lost, Tongue in Cheek quality tasteless mush which evolved into 6. The French Revolution — The revo- and continued revolting. They still are. standard cafeteria fare. lution was caused by pizza. It is true! 7. America — Now that we are here, we 5. The Renaissance — Pizza returned to have sat down and said, "Colly! Just where France at this time had a bunch of kings ■See Pizza, page 12. did pizza come from?" No, most of you only care about where you are going to get it from and who is going to pay. I decided \XH |isl to find the facts. I did not, so I made this MATT up. Because this is a study of the effect of pi- zza on the history of the world and the his- tory of pizza in general, we must start at S£M£M66C: UJMAT 2 '—> LESS 014 3: IEORKJT HO TX£ CBAPL£ the beginning. And, where do we begin? UftSTS Tin. -HE TQ^a. / Ancient Sumeria. £cV\ool Ie We will start there because every history OF class in existence starts there, and usually -Heir spend up to a month and a half on * *or£ oewceic SAcewaaof "S" 93SL£X*C Sumeria. Then, with about a week left in the year, the teacher realizes that he/she has not gotten to the 20th century yet, so WE I COME/ uJ£ WHAT Tftgy Qo to 3ov IN KlND^6ARPgg World War I, the Depression, World War TO fcitOPyfeAIWE II, the Cold War, the Korean War, Viet- Ofij AS S0M6 PIRST, ~rt6d MAK& you LEAVE ALL 30uR COOL SHi^a »)ARToyS ANO SEX» PlASTiC 90US AT HOM6. iWS'eAO, THM 6w£ 300 A BVMCH °F nam, the space race and the sixties are LESS MPrroee AMod6 . T CLOMK- PlttT^ uOORrJ, &0BIM6TO») 5 MAOE 0O Of 0OM4 UJOOO C* SOMCTHHK covered in that last week, ensuring a 2t>o CAU. iTj sr^ Tfty£,Trt6S6 "OSS „AVE ?ASc,-oftTi-j& CHW "lACKS ON THEM, 8UT thorough education, although usually class KiWW&ARO^rV. 1 ends before 1968 is reached. THE } AGE RE ALL'S REALL^ REALLY P.E.AiLL-5 (CtAU-S HAfC-To SREAK. THAT'S BI6MT/1 OteA^, T*e.J THE -A09 MA«S 3oo 00 STOPS URE MARCH A6oo*JO 1. Ancient Sumeria — In a way, pizza .MO Moee U;IM?» f ArtO S'T STlLl ANC> Si»>G SON65 ANO USTVTO SToaitS A&ouT &0fJJ ITS B.ACC IMSIOE rO* CRActiRS ft"? UOARM JUICE. 300 tA-0 this raw pizza was never great, and delivery CBuSt A ROCKUS g2 CALLING IT "LOORM JUI C 6." was nearly impossible. The Sumerians went on to accomplish tOMNER&ARt>6rt !STH€ LAST little except for taking up quite a few chap- PlftCE aW\X BE A&U TO ASfc ters in our history books. 2. Ancient Greece — These guys wore AiJy SOfcSTlOd TMAT COMES dresses and sat around philosophizing. TO Ml»)9 uOlTHOuT FEAR OF They also invented most of the boring 66TU& SnACKEP J!0 R€PL3. school subjects, such as math and science. Interestingly enough, their efforts with pi- zza resulted in a triangle-shaped pizza. They are note-worthy for introducing double cheese, before getting their butts kicked in a few major wars. 3. Roman Empire — The original party animals. Pizza rose to prominence during this period of history. The Romans intro- Bife M-SAtO GeQ)N)-UP5 fWTHSlE S]j€MOTglOCS SO teiH05-fc>AATt» , PUN, E^EN THOVJ&H duced pepperoni and sausage, and spread THft-J u)IUbTe TV THEBE AMO THE 8 Europe. (.A?-) TAWeS TOO MVCH JU&> ClO "70U BCEAC , (\N^SHE P'"S "OTES They also introduced alcohol to pizza, "~\THoSE BerrtCff TO Sou* CLOTHES r" thus providing the perfect companion to ) BECAoSE SHETHHK the perfect food. Pizza making at this time S0«'« Jo JruPi? 30V. was restricted to a select few of the high (u>S«""'iOf' THE UA9 > HOME. THE &O00 P«C priests, known as "Pizzamasters." 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by Nancy Erikion Theatre in Cleveland. Phillip McKeon If you've ever felt like a bratty little played the role of Eugene, the lead, so I brother or a scapegoat or a pitcher for the expected a lot when I walked in to watch New York Yankees, you will love Eugene the rehearsal of this production. Morris Jerome. The first thing I noticed was the set It is If you have ever felt like you have to do the house where Eugene and his family all the work and take care of everybody, live. I felt as though I was sitting in their especially your younger sister, you will love home. The set, in a word, is real, very real. As an audience member I was comfortable. I felt as though I had been invited over to the Jerome house for dinner and even though I was company, they went on with Theater their ordinary lives as though I was one of them. Eugene's mother, Kate. I think this feeling of audience/cast inti- If you've ever had people asking for your macy is important, especially when Eugene advice, admiring you and if you have ever interacts with the audience. Eugene is had to be a referee for these same people, somewhat like a narrator. He is telling the you will love Eugene's father, Jack. audience about a certain time in his life. And if you've ever been a member of a This is not to say he is removed from the family, whether father, mother, sister, action. He does not reflect on the past, but brother, cousin or aunt, you will love interprets for the audience, in his opinion, Brighton Beach Memoirs by Neil Simon. the present. He is very much a part of the Brighton Beach Memoirs opened Oct. 1 action. Actually, he is usually, to his dis- at the Eva Marie Saint Theatre in Universi- may, too much a part of the action. ty Hall and will continue Oct. 2-3 and Oct. The role of Eugene Morris Jerome is 8-10 at 8 p.m. played by Kerry Riffle, a Bowling Green I've seen this show before. I saw it in graduate in theater. Riffle radiates as an Cleveland three years ago at the State intelligent "youngster" who in someways has the most insight of all the characters in the play. He is fun to watch because when he is on stage he is no longer Kerry Riffle, Free he is completely Eugene. Jim Azelvandre, a sophomore theater major, plays Jack, Eugene's father. Azel- Mug vandre, 19, handles the challenge of age W11II th.scouponuna purchaseol and maturity very well. I actually believed £0^ any size he was Eugene's father. Then there is Nick Fortine, a senior Cast members of Brighton Beach Memoirs, from left to right: sophomore Amy Wsrren theater major, as Stanley, Eugene's older :. "Pizza es Laurie Morton, sophomore Brends Prtseckl as Nora Morton, senior Karln Kottke aa JJ brother. Fortine's acting experience is evi- Blanche Morton and senior Elizabeth Kimes as Kate Jerome. of the Week dent even the second he walks on stage. 2 Fortine has obviously made some choices as an actor for this role. Not only did he it will be quite easy for the audience to re- wrote Eugene to be a funny character. Yes, 352-7571i make the choices, I believe he made the late and have empathy for Kate. I've seen Eugene is an ordinary person, but he is right ones. Kimes in a lot of productions at the Uni- also a little bit of a "ham." 945 South Mainlin Eugene's mother is played by Elizabeth versity and I feel that this is her best per- Also, the cast needs to remember that Noi (Md *r* mi Oft* WOM I IIMII Ann Kimes, a junior journalism major. formance. they are a family and they love each other CsU Kimes' Kate was my favorite character. 1 On the whole, I would rate Brighton very much. I did not always believe that I •■•■•■•■•■•■•■•■•aj found myself watching her even when the Beach Memoirs as quality entertainment Kate loved Eugene or Stanley loved his action on stage did not involve her. I think It is worth the $4 to see the show. It would cousin Nora. There were some nice mo- be "worth it "at $10. ments between Azelvandre and Fortine BGSU Theatre presents I do have a general criticism of the pro- and Kimes and Karin Kottke, a senior duction. I in no way wish to undermine the theater major who plays Blanche, director, Dr. Norman Myers. However, Eugene's aunt. However, on the whole, I BRIGHTON there were some aspects of the play that wanted to see more interaction between bothered me as a member of the audience. the family members. The cast needs to remember to be real All in all, though, the show is excellent. BEACH people, but not to throw away the jokes. MEMOIRS Simon wrote the play to be a comedy. He BY NtlL SIMON

October 1-3 and 8-10 at 8 p.m. Eva Marie Saint Theatre-University Hall $4.00 for Adults $2.00 for Students _^ for ticket information caM 372-2719 ^^^m* Wmmm-tirj' Frtdar Maguine/Oct. 2, 1967 ana 11 Billboard's Top Tens Acting, writing awards offered — National Shakespeare Conservatory — The National Shakespeare Conserva- (AP) — The following are the top record 5."Shine, Shine, Shine" Eddy Raven tory in New York City will hold auditions for the Philip Meister Awards for out- hits and leading popular compact disks as (RCA) standing actors on Oct. 24 in Columbus. they appear in next week's issue of Bill- 6."Love Reunited" The Desert Rose Winners will receive scholarships toward study in the conservatory's two-year board magazine. Copyright 1987. Bill- Band (MCA) program beginning in January 1988. The program includes an eight-week resi- board Publications. Inc. Reprinted with 7."Right from The Start" Earl Thomas dency at the conservatory's facilities in the Catskill Mountains. permission. Conley(RCA) The National Shakespeare Conservatory is a two-year professional training pro- HOT SINGLES 8."Love me Like You Used To" Tanya gram for actors, and is accredited by the National Association of Schools of 1 ."Here I Go Again" Whitesnake (Clef- Tucker (Capitol) Theater (NAST). Actors interested in applying for the awards should call the con- fen) 9."Little Ways" Dwight Yoakam (Re- servatory at (800) 472-6667. 2."Lost In Emotion" Lisa Lisa & Cult prise) The Philip Meister awards were established after Meister's death in 1982. A direc- Jam (Columbia) 10."Am I Blue" George Strait (MCA) tor and teacher in New York Theater, Meister was considered a significant force in 3."Carrie" Europe (Epic) ADULT CONTEMPORARY SINGLES the off-off-Broadway movement He founded the conservatory in 1974 with its cur- 4."I Heard a Rumour" Bananarama 1."Little Lies" Fleetwood Mac (Warner rent director, Albert Schoemann, and Mario Siletb. (London) Bros.) 5."U Got The Look" Prince (Paisley 2."When Smokey Sings" ABC (Mercury) — Short Story Contest — Fiction writers are invited to enter the Raymond Car- Park) ver Short Story Contest sponsored by Humboldt State University's English De- 6."Didnt We Almost Have It All" Whit- 3."LoneIy In Love" Dan Fogelberg (Full partment The winner will receive $500 and publication in HSU's literary journal ney Houston (Arista) Moon) "Toyon." The second-prize winner will receive $250. 7."Who Will You Run To" Heart (Capi- 4." Didn't We Almost Have It All" Whit- Submissions must not exceed 25 pages, be typed double-spaced, with all manu- tol) ney Houston (Arista) script pages identified by ude of work. Author's name should appear only on the ti- 8."Bad" Michael Jackson (Epic) 5."Don't Make Me Wait For Love" tle page. 9."Paper In Fire" John Cougar Mellen- Kenny G. (Arista) Submissions may not have been previously published or accepted for pub- camp (Mercury) 6."Doing It All For My Baby" Huey lication. Two copies of the manuscript must be accompanied by a $5 entry fee. 10. "Casanova" Le Vert (Atlantic) Lewis and The News (Chrysalis) This is the fifth year of the contest established in honor of award-winning writer TOP LP"Sl."Bad" Michael Jackson (Epic) 7."One Heartbeat'' Smokey Robinson and Humboldt State alumnus Raymond Carver. Carver's books include "Cathe- 2."Whitesnake" Whitesnake (Geffen) (Motown) dral," "What We Talk About When We Talk About Love," "Fires," and "Will You 3,"Whitney'- Whitney Houston (Arista) 8."I Just Can't Stop Loving You" Mi- Please Be Quiet Please?" which was nominated for a National Book Award. 4."Soundtrack from 'La Bamba'" (Slash) chael Jackson (Epic) Submission deadline is Nov. 2. For guidelines or other information, write to: 5."Hysteria" Def Leppard (Mercury) 9.'The Stuff That Dreams Are Made Of' 1988 Raymond Carver Short Story Contest Dept. of English, Humboldt State Uni- 6."The Lonesome Jubilee" John Cougar Carly Simon (Arista) versity, Areata, CA 95521. (707) 8263758. Mellencamp (Mercury) 10. 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Along the way Prince began recording concern of ours, but it was of a lot of other musicians in Los Angeles. Unknown their musk: "Sometimes It Snows in April" people," Melvoin, who co-wrote most of "We've been familiar with one another and "Mountains" from the "Parade" LP the album with Coleman in the studio, since we were in diapers," Melvoin said in ■(Continued from page 4) were co-written by the pair, marking the said. "No one knew what to expect from a telephone interview from Los Angeles. while Melvoin wound up joining the band first time Prince had recorded anyone el- the two of us." "We know our limitations, and try to con- in time for the multi-platinum "Purple se's music and landed them on Rolling The pair knew what to expect from one vince each other we have none. Its a bicy- Rain" movie and soundtrack. They played Stone's cover. another — they grew up together in Cali- cle built for two." on the subsequent "Around the World in a But unlike the rock-funk fusion perfec- fornia, where their fathers were session Day" and "Parade" LPs and appeared in ted by Prince, Melvoin and Coleman the disastrous movie, "Under the Cherry brought a lighter, jazzier feel to their Moon" before the band went its separate project Pizza ways. "Sounding like the Revolution wasn't a ■(Continued from page 7) However, this was removed by suggestion Activist will dwell upon this country as the true of George Washington who feared debate home of pizza. When the British tried to over what toppings would be protected. ■ (Continued from page 2) withhold pizza from the colonists, we re- True, there have been lapses in our great- When researchers apply for a grant they that arise when using laboratory animals, volted and let them know that we desired ness such as the Hawaiian pizza with pine- must list the tools that they will need to use there are also scientific problems. Accord- freedom of food. We went on to invent al- apples and ham, but these have been ou- in a particular experiment According to ing to Gomey, penicillin kills guinea pigs, most everything including the Ford Mus- tweighed by developments such as Chicago Gomey, researchers lose a lot of compas- aspirin causes birth defects in rats, guinea tang (old one), the Beach Boys, spring style, two pizzas for the price of one, and sion for animals because lab animals are pigs can eat strychnine, a deadly poison, break and pizza to go. pizza parlors. listed as a supply, along with detergent and and chloroform, an anesthetic, is deadly to This country was made for pizza! Under glassware. dogs. "This is why we need to question re- our capitalistic system we figured out how So, there you have it I hope you all paid "Sentient creatures become nothing sults derived from animal research," Gor- to use pizza to make money and, as a re- attention because there will be a Muebook more than tools for research" and this also ney said, adding that although animals are sult, pizza is abundant coast-to-coast. This exam about pizza next week and failure desensitizes the experimenters, Gomey sensory creatures that can feel pain, they insures domestic tranquility as the masses will not be tolerated. I must apologize for said. are not the same as humans. have no need to revolt since pizza is avail- not offending anyone this week, but since Along with these ethical complications able to all. this is a subject near and dear to my sto- mach I had to treat it with the utmost seri- Our forefathers went on to write a con- ousness. stitution that even mentioned pizza once. Now, if you will excuse me, I have got to The original draft for the first amendment go phone for a large sausage and pepper- included the provision: "The right to eat oni pizza and pop open a frosty one. pizza shall not be infringed upon by the ITOPP£llJ<7 government of the United States." I Aforifr Pizza Pub A man is fudged by I $3.00 OFF ANY the company fie keeps. EXTRA-LARGE PIZZA WITH As a Marine Corps officer, youll be keeping some very select s 2 ITEMS company. Thai's because you'll be serving with some of the % FREE DELIVERY 352-3551 finest officers the military ha\s to offer. Officers that will be % ! leading a group of men who are second to none. If you're a ■■■■■■■■■■■■ college student or graduate who thinks this is the kind of company he'd like to keep, see your Marine t Corps Officer Selection Officer. 1 -800-423-2600.

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