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MONDAY, APRIL 3, 2000 Second time charm for Web registration? BY LINDSAY MARTI registration system, Myers said. staff writer He said this problem was not caused by any of the hardware JMU Web adm inistrato rs are used to run on-line registration. keeping their fingers crossed in W ithin three weeks of the hopes of a successful fa ll semester problem last semester, Web regis· registration, which begins Tues­ tration was advanced to allow up day. to 50, then 100 users at a time, J. W . Myers, assistant vice pres­ Myers said. ident for information technology, "By the time we re turned in said the problems that foiled stu­ December, inside of a month of dents' attempts to register on-line when we had the initial problems, last semester have been fixed. we were up to around 400 people Myers said that on-line sum­ that could access the systems, do mer registration has been runrung query and registrations," Myers for two weeks wtthout major said. "We extended that out to problems. around 525 in january, and as of "We had a few set-up issues," today our throttles on thls system he said. "Some bobbles the first and the number of users that can CARRIE KUNKERiplmttl tlirf'Wif day or so which were fixed." access them is 700 to 800." Software mess aging agents The Second Annual Shenandoah Valley AIDS Walk kicks off Saturday as participants "Right now everything we've walked to raise money and awareneu for AIDS. broke down in November, which seen indicates it should go fairly raused the system to falter and prevented students' access to the set BETTER, pagt 9 GOING THE DISTANCE Walkers raise money for AIDS awareness BY STACY SMITH Walk began promptly at 11 cent of all adult I IIV infec­ contributing writer a.m. Saturday morning on tions have resulted from het· Godwin Field and par tici­ erosexual intercou rse. Dills More than 600 people par­ pants each donated $5. Bob reiterated that no one person ticipa ted in the Second Annu­ Dills, executive director of is safe from the epidemic. al Shenandoah Valley AIDS V.A.N., spoke of statistics and Dills d iscussed the play, Walk, sponsored by Alpha "The Green Monkey," that he Sigma Tau, at Godwin Field _,£-,___ _ co-authored with Pulitzer on Saturday. Prize winning author John The event raised money to Patrick. Although the play is a benefit the Valley AIDS Net­ To live without hope "dated piece," it "covers the work and Camp Heartland, is to dance without whole spectrum of humanity non-profit organizations that . touched by the virus," Dills rely on corporate and private muszc. said. donations and volunteers to "It told the lives of seven help individuals affected by - Bob Dills people with AIDS whom I the HIV I AIDS epidemic. etcanive duutor of the Valley AIDS came to know and care for The Valley AfD5 Network Network deeply," he said. " (Back then), (V.A.N.), founded in 1989, ____,, _ we were teaching people how provides services in the fonn to die." of educational progra ms, Dills used a phrase from workshops, information and stigmas that are attached to the play to describe the early referral services and financial the HJV virus. stages of awareness: "To live assistance. Dills s aid HIV infected without hope is to dance Camp Heartla nd holds 7,500 young people, aged 15 without music." year-round educational out­ to 24 in 1999. He also said "Our problems are very reach programs to help chil­ approximately 46 percent of different today ... the stigmas XRJS THOMAS/photo tditor dren ages 7 to 16 affected by the 32.4 million adults living are still there," he said. After THE WHOLE WORLD IN HER HANDS: A -~~ spina a ball 8t a Harlem HNorATDS. with HIV or AIDS worldwide Globetrotters exhibition Saturday at the Convocation Center· Registration for the AJDS are women. More than 80 per· set WALKERS, page 9

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DUKE DAYS EVENTS CALENDAR NEWS Honor Awareness Week 3 MONDAY, APRIL 3 Vrce Presrdent For Student Affairs: • rran .,ft:r 5tudcnl Orgam.u1taon meet mg. 8 to 9 p m., Canadates Come To Campus 3 • Progrt'l>'>l\ l Coaliliun mt't.'tan ~. I.J p.m., Roop G2o, c<11l Bnan at 433-661.J2 1 .l \ l~lr 4t}.l t'mual St<•ph.1ntl' .ll mmh,/ Bus•ness Internship Fair 7 • Ynga Club, b p.m., Ta) lor 109, t"-maal Kai at 'lifrankn TUESDAY, APRIL 4 ROTC 7 WEDNESDAY, APRIL 5 Health Course Offered Online 11 f • Brt'.lkd.mcang c.lub, 6:10 to 8 p.m., Gu'h' an mquctball courts • Cm.'t.'r Roundtable, 7 to rt'Ci hy SC0\11 Student Adv a!>OI) Commatt<.'t', all • (ampu., A .,~1 ult Rt-.. pon~. SC0\1 maJor. .1rt' am rl<.>d, cont.lt t }t'n al41R-1112 or mor· 6.15 to 71 5 p.m., Maul) 21).t, riSJ} House Editorial: Take Back the c.111 Carnlyn ut 4~·10H8 Night is a Good Thing 16 • JM U Ballroom and Folk Dance Club, 7 to 1.) p.m .• • Circle K mt•c ting, 6:15 p.m., Goowan 356, (Qr inf<.1. c·maal club·bfiiancc®Jniii.L'lilt Thoughts on the Loss of a Friend faylor 'lllo, call jenny at by Jonathan Paulo 17 x4727 or Launm at x5722 • Habatat for Humamty Gtncral Mt>eling, 5 to 6 p.m., Darts & Pats 17 Taylor 306, call Shannon at >.7203 • l{,>bing 1\warenc.,., for Consc aou!> Evolution • Ammal Raghts Coalition rnt"{'ting, 8 p.m., TI1y lor 309, Letters to the Ed1tor 19 {R.A C .E.), 7 30 p.m., Jt~ck.o,o n 106 ca ll Stcph•m ic at 4~ 8314 Spotlight. Who Would Wrn a Steel Cage Deathmatch Between Regrs & Kathy Lee? 19 STYLE POLICE LOG WEATHER The Illusionist 21 I, ECIIAN MUKPHY Underaged Possession of Alcohol Today The Naked Anne 21 !f polict' rt•eorta • Andrew J Elhs, 19, of MadiSOn, Scattered showers N.J. was arrested and charged With John & Jen Review 23 • A quantrty of oontrolled substances underaged possession of alcohol on High 70, Low 55 Prayer & Praise Band was reportedly found in both the March 28 in the Alpha Kappa Lambda 23 Alpha Kappa Lambda fraternrty fraternity house. High Low Style Weekly 27 house and Ikenberry Hall on March • Matthew J Kalen, 20, of Tuesday Rain 62 53 28th. Richmond. was arrested and charged FOCUS Pollee suspect that the substances Wtth underaged possession of alcohol Wednesday Sunny & cool 54 40 were berng drstnbuted for profit. on March 29 at 2 a.m on the comer Andrew J. Ellis. 19, of Madrson, of Port Republic Road and Bluestone Thursday Partly sunny 71 47 Dating At JMU 24-25 New Jersey was reportedly found rn Onve lhc charter room of the AKL fratemrty • Melanre F. Godfrey, 20, of Ellicott Friday Mostly cloudy 74 49 SPORTS house wrth the substances and has Crty, Md .. was arrested and charged been charged wtth possession of with underaged possession of alcohol manJuana Upon further rnvestlgahon, on March 31 at 1:45 a.m. at Warren Baseball 33 suspected oprum, manJUana. scales, Hall. MARKET WATCH Women's Tennis 33 an addrng machtne and parapherna­ Fnday. Man:h31 , 2000 Ira were all recovered from a safe rn Underaged Consumption of Lacrosse 33 dn Ikenberry room, occupted by AKL Alcohol DOW JONES Jess Marion 35 brothers • A JMU student was JUdicially AMEX j Charges are pendrng consultation referred for underaged consumption 58.33 t 9.04 . JMU's Top 50 39 w1th the Commonwealth Anomey's of alcohol on March 31 at 1:45 a.m. at close. 10,921 92 close: 1,005.03 office and analys1s of the evrdence. Warren Hall Sports Beat 39 NASDAQ l S&P 500 l LIFESTYLES In other matters, campus pollee report 114.94 the follow1ng: SH POlJCl LOG ,.. 9 9 10.66 ' close: 4,572.83 close: 1.498.58 Horoscopes 45 Crossword Puzzle 45 INFORMATION

The Breeze IS published Monday and Thursday mom1ngs LOCATION CLASSIFIEDS and dtstnbuted throughout James MadiSOO Untversrty and I A W II ,_.AOIIO,. the local Hamsonburg commumty Comments and com­ plaints should be addressed to Courtney Crowley, edttOI' The Breeze is located In How to place a classified: BREEZE U " V T Mailing address: the lower level of Come to The Breeze office week­ The Breeze Anthony-Seeger Hall days between 6 a.m. and 5 p.m. G 1 Anthony-Seeger Hall 'To tl~e pn!SS alone, clltquered as it is MSC6805 Cost $2.50 for the first 10 James Madrson Unlvers1ty words, $2 for each additional 10 Hamsonburg. Virg1n1a 22807 wit II abuses, tiU! tuorld is indebted for Phone: (540) 568-6127 Fax: (540) 568-6736 EJ ~El words; boxed classified, $10 per E·Mall address: the_ [email protected] column inch. all tile triumphs whid1h ave been Breeze Net: httpJ/breeze jmu edu Deadhnes: noon Friday for gained by reason and l111mnmty OIJtT Section phone numbers Monday issue, noon Tuesday for Op.nklo/Sryle x3846 Bookkeeper Thursday Issue. News x6699 error and oppression." Susan Shrt!len. x8089 Classifieds must be paid in Focus x1l729 Receptionist Sports. x6709 Angle McWhorter advance 1n The Breeze office. Photo/Graphrcs x6749 - James Madison M ONDAY, APRIL 3, 2000 I THE BREEZE 13 "We would just like to let this person ... JMU ROTC know what happened." Cadets duke it out in hand­ CANNIE GRAHAM to-hand combat training coordinator for HIV clinic Pace7 p_.u 'On my honor' Honor Awareness Week starts today BY DAVIO CRAflT staff writer HONOR a ?l.warcness Week ~ Honor Awareness Week, sponsored by the JMU llonor Council, kicks off today in Tuesday, April 4, 7:00p.m. celebration of the Honor Council's 90-year • Show10g ul "Sehoul T.,... ~ (,ro~lton·Stcwo~ll llwatl\' annaversary. Wednesd.iy, April 5, noon-1:00 p.m. 'This week is an important chance for • Bm" n Ball Lun,ll. f.:~ylor ))5 faculty, staff and students to communicate openly about the tmportancc of academic All Days but Wednesday • lnform.tuon Boul~nn O~·Cuanmoal) ,. integrity," Honor Council Vice Presadent o~nd 2nd FktuT W.m\'n ; Katie McDonough said. "We are trying to -Fn.. • .,, ~~ ... C\1 ;~nJ onoh ~tanf... rm~hc•n a:.. • .ch, do this in a fun way to lighten it up, but noor of Warren llall and on the commons we want people to know that this 15 a very and give-aways during the WL'Ck. senous matter. The Honor Cooe is a vitaJ McDo nough said the Brown Bag part of a student's role here " lunch, which takes place Wednesday fmm Honor Councal Pr~ident jon H iggans noon-1 p m. in Taylor 305, as a chance for s.1id, "Thas week allows people to reahze fncul ty, staff and students to gave feed· All ISON 1\CKI.RMAN!ItoO t'""'"JII'"f'lu r how amportant the code is for JMU. The back on the Honor Code. "We want lo las­ .FEMINISTS UNITE: Junior Lamar Jones discusses the anti-tampon campaign university hns grown so much over the ten to what people have to say about th~ with students by the Quad at the Mid-At lantic Feminist Conference Sat urday. last few years, but what surprises me is system and whether or not they think it is how much the values have s tayed the working," she said. same. The mission statement of the Honor "I think the Awamess Week is a good System has remained about Lhe same idea, and it w.ill encourage student to have Search for VPAA since aboutlhe fifties. It's really amazing." faith in their own work and abilities," said Part of the reason for Honor Aware­ junior Lamar jones. ness week is to make sure students grasp Honor Council representatives will the ideas of integrity and honesty, he said. also be handing o ut quiues at the narrows to four Some of the events include a showing informatio n booths to find how much B Y DAVID CRAFT' hope they [the !)Carch committe

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BY TOM STEINFELDT pants battled fo r a few minutes amid news editor cheers from surrounding cadets. "They're just for fun," said junior Hallie Figures draped in camouflage are Hoskins after a go in the Circle with fresh­ creeping down eight-story buildings and man Ch risten Campbell. Both are first­ fighting off the enemy with high-low year cadets not contracted by the army. blows from the butt of a machine gun. Campbell said the diversity of activities Those sound like images from a Martin offered by ROTC appeals to her. Sheen war flick, but it is also what cadets Hoskins said she likes "stepping into in the Army Reserve Officers' Training the military world for a few hours a Corps (ROTQ at]MU practice. week. It's a little bit different from the JMU offers lecture and lab courses in JMU community." military science, or ROTC. Currently, 156 Cadets also practice land navigation students, some of whom attend Bridgewa­ techniques to learn how to move in techni­ ter College, are ROTC cadets. cal situations. During the labs, cadets try out various Many cadets are not contracted by the activities to improve their miUtary skills. Army and thus owe no service. Contracted To simulate mountain training, cadets cadets must serve either four years in active rappt!l down the side of Eagle Hall. The duty or six years in the Army Reserves. activity, designed in part to ready cadets Prime scholarship opportunities are to confront tall buildings, bridges and available to students who commit their mountains in the army, exposes students services. ln addition to a $200 monthly to fun and daring physical activity. stipend and $225 a semester for books, After a twisting sl ide down Eagle, contracted cadets can earn part- and full­ MINA ADIIlrGUR/tlllllrilnuinJ: plww~:rr.tplwr which included a few helmet-to-brick col­ time ROTC scholarships to attend JMU. lisions, junior Brent Templeton said, Sophomore jeffrey Soule and another Two ROTC cadets duke it out in a pugil stJck joust, an activity to prepare for hand "[ROTC's] great for self confidence. lt's student were awarded two-and-a-half­ to hand combat. Cadets also rappel down Eagle Hall for climbing simulations. just a big personal courage thing. There's year scholnrships in front of their fellow borne school, the air assault school, the Burgess is also one of IS cadets who no harm in it at all." cadets last Thursday. northern warfare school and the cadct compo~ the JMU rangers. R.1ngers learn One purpose of ROTC is to provide Cadets are classified based on the num­ troop leadership training school, give the tcchnknl asp<.'<'ts of the army and test cadets with the skills and training to join ber of semesters they have partidpated in cadets a realistic taste of army life. Cadets' their leadership skills, tct1mwork c1nd the army, but many students participate ROTC and on training completed during performances at these ~hools, mixed with physical ability Burgt~s S.l it.l. for the fun activity. the summer. their achievements in ROTC at JMU, "The rnngers arc pretty much lhc elite "Most of the people at this lab aren't First-yea r cadets are catted MS.ls, and, determine where they will ~ placed upon of the battalion," Burgess said. [going into the army}," Cadet Battalion after two semesters of ROTC, a cadet is entering the army. In addition to the rangers, four other Commander Andrew Burgess said. promoted to MS-2 status. As seniors, the MS-4s organize and student-led organizations exist withan "They're here to do some adventure train­ To advance to an MS-3, cadets must plan the training programs to encourage ROTC. Those are the color guard, which, ing and learn some leadership skills." complete four semesters of ROTC or younger cadets to follow their lead. among other activities, prt.~n l the nugs at Cadets perform combat exercises to attend two semesters and go to basic Burgess, a senior who will enter activb site addres!; b all else has failed. One drill involved M- first-semester freshman to catch up to ROTC program at JMU has provided him nmruJ.JIIIII.rdu/rotc. 16-wielding cadets swinging their dummy their classmates by their junior year. with the leadership, honor, integrity and "We hav~ a higher standard here than weapons at mock enemies, following MS-3s act as hands-on trainers for the physical fitness to fulfill his military most universities," Bu rgess said. "The orders such as, "One shot to the head, one less experienced cadets. Prior to graduat­ duties. cadets take so much pride and work hord." shot to the groin. Finish him!" ing to a M5-4, the third-year cadets attend " It's made me into not only a better Templeton $s.'> said. something different." Student internship fair hosted at Convo Representatives from Winstar, others give 600 students interviews for summer jobs get and Farmington Country Club talked experience and get an opportunity to Sophomore Levi Zwerling was looking B Y JENNY L ANGE for a summer job and landed a few inter­ contributing writer to students. The fair was formatted as an explore their career and if it will work for open forum, giving students an opportu­ them." views. He said that the fai r was "pretty The feeling of professionalism at the nity to talk to as many recruiters as possi­ By participating in the business world, easy and convenient." Convocation Center on Wednesday was ble. Recruiters accepted applications from students gain a deeper understanding and Although many students were hnppy overwhelming as students dressed in 9:30 to 11 a.m. and more than 600 student& appreciation of their classes. Companies with the fair and what it had to offer, oth­ business suits and holding resumes ner­ were interviewed starting at 1:00 p.m. are very willing to offer internships to stu­ ers did not find it helpful. " It was not vously waited for interviews at JMU'S The fair was put together by JMU fac­ dents, since interns are usually considered what I had expected. It was developed Sixth Annuallntemship Fair. The fair was ulty members at whose goals were to potential employees. Seventy percent of towards mainly business and CIS majors," open to all students and aimed at helping provide a service to students and build students who take part in an internship senior Computer Science major Robert them land internships in their cha;en field. . partnerships with the companies that land a fuJI-time job with that company. Grey said. The fair experienced a dramatiC participated. Students' opinions on the internship Many students were hoping there was increase in the number of companies and Recruiters at the fair emphasized the fair varied. Many found It helpful and going to be a bigger selection in the bu~i­ students who participated, as 55 compa­ impad internships have on students who easy to find information on specific intern­ ness<.os represented and the typ<.'S of intt>rn­ nies were represented and about 1,000 are on the job hunt once they have gradu· ships. Junior Dave Smith thought it was ships. "The businesses are catering t<' col­ students attended. Last year's fair a ted from school. easier to find an internship at the fair than lege kids being laq," junior Brian Brown generated a turnout of 35 companies Laura Hossley, a representative from by using personal resources. "The said. "If students were really pro-active, and 600 students. 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t •A • ORI\( -;l ". - ' ' ,. , NEWS M ONDAY, APRIL 3, 2000 I THE BREEZE I 9 Better luck this time with registration BE ITER, from pagl? 1 pretty painless." 13,500 undergraduate and grad­ body and obviously you can Lauren Sanderson, an unde­ well. Lf we need to back off from Myers said there are no plans uate students, has experienced throw more people at it," Myers clared freshman, said she had no the 800, we can back down to the for a walk-in regt.stration in case ongomg server crashes with their said. problems with walk-in registra­ 400 or 500 and probably still be of system failure like last semes­ system, but this IS probably due "The \'oice on the phone used tion. doing fairly well," he said. ter to the smaller s1ze of hr1rdware to anno) me," Cunningham said. She said she likL'dly better than phone rcg­ and extendt'CI to allow an unhm­ Web si te," Sanderson s.Hd. upbrrnde made in the PeopleSoft istrahOn lll'd number of users. "Somctimes it can be frustratmg syscm at JMU allows four times "Most of the pt.>oplc that have But at this pmnt in time, Web fo r me to find the things I' m a& many students access to the ... [We're] just holding been savvy with a computer and administrntors arc not interest­ looking for " system. our breaths and hoping know how to use the Web and a ed in allowing Jn unlimited Ntna Hc1lemann, a sopho­ l ie said the biggest issue with browser are going to find that it's number of u se r~ ac<.e !-. to the more psychology maJor, said she the current upgrade is that some­ fo r the best. a diHerence between night and system. w.1s impre~sed w1th the backup times the system will not day than using the tel4!phone," "This has been structured in walk-in registration that Myers acknowledge students' pass­ -J.W.Myers hesa1d. such a manner thdt we can phase and other Web administrators words, and students must reset B\ShiJnl \tct ptt.tdent for tnformauon He said this is because on­ in incremental improvements put togl?ther their passwords to access the sys­ lechnology line registration is finalized .1nd realiLc a lot of value without "At first I was really wornt>d tem But there arc only a handful _____, ,_ cour.,e by course, unlike the tele­ having to go back and drop big because I thought there were of those problems each day. phone where registration isn't dollars," he sa1d. go•ng to be long ltnt~& of people "So far it's held together for finalized until the end of the Myers said reg1~tration will waiting to register. But there the summer [registration]," " I am fairly confident that we call. be closely monttorcd for glitches wen~ tons of people there to Myers said. could replicate that again an fatr­ lie ~id on-line registration IS and the} w1ll be ready to act on help the students and lthc..• y] junior Shawn Cunningham ly short order:' Myers said. also better because it I& visual potential system& failure;. made 1t very easy," Hetlcmann satd, "Registration was easier for "We're working from the idea and easier to pick and choose "People arc looking at ilion­ ~id. the summer because there were that it's going to hold together. classes because students can sec line registration] Monday and She said she would prefer un­ fewer students putting stress on We'll adjust if it doe5n' t," he 1f they are ava1lable Tuesday and !we're] just holding ltnc registration, however, the system than there will be said. On-hnc registration is "more our breaths and hoping for tht? btocau-.e 11 would be more com·c­ during fall registration. 1t was • He said Northwestern, with intuitive and fncndly for t>very· best," Myers said. mcnt Walkers stride toward area AIDS awareness WALKERS, from pagt 1 in the event for the first time and said she was surprised at the turnout. "It was great Dills spoke, the walkers departed from to sec so many people out here for a great Godwin F1cld. cause," she said While V.A.N. covers five cities and Many participants took advantage of s1x counties, the symbolic walk through the donations of food and refreshments l larrisonburg covered five kilometers by area businesses. Three local bands, and lasted one hour. The Franklins, IG: Theory and Stick 'Em It wound through campus and on the Up, played in a concert followmg the streets of Harrisonburg. walk. junior Stacy Brownstein, AST phil­ "We were really lucky to have cooper­ anthropy chair and the AIDS Walk ation from the bands that volunteered to 2000 chair, expressed the importance of play, the cadets and the police," junior this event for students and the commu­ Entertainment Coordinator Kristin Sikors­ nity. ki said. "l think the AIDS Walk serves its pur­ AST Pres1dent Carrie Connell was pose to raise awareness on campus and in pleased with the event's success. "The the community," Brownstein said. "The girls have really worked hard to ensure lAST] sisters are really devoted to this this event's success," she said. "We are cause and wanted to make a difference t.n really excited about the turnout and the the community." nice weather and hopefully the AIDS The participants also enthusiastically Wa lk will be continued in the years to supported the event. come." "It was nice to see all the different More information about the philan­ groups on campus coming to show their thropic efforts of the Valley AIDS Net­ support," sophomore Samantha Betts work and Camp Heartland can be found CARRIE KLINKER/pho to cUrt'Cwr said. at volleyaidsnet.ricn.,tet and www.campheart­ The Frankllns, above, alone with Kl: Theory and Stick 'Em Up, played for the partic­ Senior Sarah Kirkpatrick participated lar~d . org. Ipants of the AIDS walk after they completed the course.

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Health 1 00 class to Colleges be offered on-line Six-year old excels in college classes Justin Chapman is the only student at the University or Rochester who's on the verge of losing his baby teeth. 8 Y STACY SMITH The 6-year-old is the youngest student ever to enroll in the lar areas of health scaence. For mate goal b to tr.tnsform the contributing writer universaty. where he's taking an ancient history class or example, a professor Spt'CI.lluing m Web site into the "samplest for­ course. that's just one of an awfully full load. Jushn as enrolled This summer, llcalth 100 is being dietebc. might be chosen to elabo­ mill for students." an 29 other classes offered through the Internet and Monroe offered in an on-lane format. The rate on certain aspects of nutrition lri..,h's work is overseen by Chris­ Communaty College. Gen~ral Education survey course m thecoursccumculum. tine Le~ky, superviSOr of emplo)­ Despate all the schoolwork, has mom, Elizabeth Chapman. will be plloted dunng May ses::.ion Links to other Web sai\.'S wtll be ccs an the lab. ansasts her son as 1n class less than the average first grader OffiCial­ in the traditional classroom setttng, po!>ted and updated Text boxes "Davad IWeml'.] came to us .:~nd ly, Justin rs a sophomore at Cambndge Academy, a pnvate hagh as well as on the Web. explainang in-depth concepts will wanted to do the class on-line,'' school in Ocala, Fla., that offers correspondence courses Dean of General Education also be in.-.crlL'Cianto the coua~ Web Lctsky saad. ''I provided techno­ Rochester allowed Justin to enroll in a program adm1ttang exceptaon­ Linda Halpern ~:oaid the on-line ver­ site for easy acce>.-.ibility. logical support to Gerald for cn•at­ al high-school students. School offiCials say they have questions sion of Health 100 would let ~tu­ Wcnos explained the ad' nntagcs ing an asynchronou!> learning no about has aballtJes. dcnts take the class from home. of informational textboxe~ "If Ia envaronmcnt com enient for stu­ Neather does Elizabeth Chapman, who said sho first notaced "Smce this is not a course com­ student) wantt.>d to look up calcium dents with full-tame jobs durmg her son's antelligence when he passed one of her college-level monly available at other institu­ in a diet, a textbox would pop up the summer." exams at the age or 2. She thought he was just fllhng rn bub­ tions, we were in t erest«~ in making telling l them) more," he sa ad. Wenos said, " llopcfully all the bles at random. She also said she has no 1dea where the kad it available for students who need Weekly a~ignmentl, ..-viii be sent computer bugs have been got his smarts. WI don't remember ham readang books on stnng to take it in the summer but can't to Wcnos vaa e--mail or fax and tcst­ worked out" theory," but he knows all about at, she saad. stay in J larrisonburg for summer tng will be done on-line. Once the cour.:.c h.lS been com­ Aside from has young age. Justan as the typiCal student He talks session," Halpern saad. Interactive calculator~ arc also pleted, tes t results wall be com· during class and doesn't study. Has - who ans~sts on speaking By providing an on-hnc course, incorporated into the site to com­ pared with other classes to m le mom for htm - says his biggest problems stem from often doing ··more in!»tructors hope to offer a clac;!» pensate for .my unavailable links. the effectiveness of on-lane than what's expected for class." She saJCl she has to tear hm away that IS equivalent to what students These calculc1tors are "embedded instruchon. The dec~•on to m.tin­ from hiS computer to make sure he gets plenty of exercasc take during the regular semester mto the Web site" and are used for laLn an on hnc formJt or revert to with the added convenience of measuremen~ like target heart rate, the traditional teaching method Death stuns University of Texas simple accessibility. Wenossaad. will be made bao;cd on feedback David Wcnos, U1c llealth 100 on The on-line " format is out there," from the on hnc course. The Untverstty of Texas at Aust1n has become the sa te of line instructor4 ~kl each week stu­ Wenos ~id ''We're trying tn m.,kc Bob Kolvoord, former assoocltc another tragedy Around 11 .30 p.m. Tuesday naght, a person yet dents wall be given several chapters ours interncti\ e" to lx'ncfit the stu­ dean for educ.ttional technol<.>ga l.~. to be Jdentafaed fell 14 floors out of a glass window rn one of Jester to read Students will be able to find dents at JMU. said, "Using the Web as the pnma­ dorrrutory's laundry rooms, dyang from the fall. corresponding chapter outlines The four-week course as only ry mt.'tlium for the cout~ can mJI..c What happened stall remains a mystery Speculation among along with all other class infonna· being offered to JMU students, and at more engaging than being one of cyow•tnosses has it that the death was most likely a su1c1de. tion on the course Web site. enrollment is lunittlCI. 100 fX'Ople in a large class. Several witnesses have claimed the vact1m was a "tall black man," The site will be accessible to The "fil"l>t attempt" at an on-line " I think the material in llealth although no details regardrng the ethnacaty or gender of the VJChm virtually any computer setup course wall have "problems unaque 100 IS well-~uatcd to thas kmd of have yet been released All that IS known at th1s po1nt as that a and students will "be able to to it, problems we've anticipated," mcdaum and I thank the opportuna­ person fell from a 14th-floor laundry room and landed on a concrete slab approximately 15 feet south of the Jester access without any problems," Wenossald. to take the m summer St..'!»­ ty cia~ dormitory wall. Wcnossaid. Some of these problems are sion gives students a chance to takl• - FROM WIRE REPORTS The course will also use addi­ being worked out b) sophomore a popular class at the same time as tional anformation provided by Gerald lnsh, an employee in the they are working summer J Ob~," chapter managers, other faculty Madison Mcdta Lab. Kolvoord said. "We'll lrom a great members with expertise in particu- According to Irish, the ulti- deal from this fin.t pilot offering." Nation Sara Lee recalls 34,500 pounds of hot dogs

Sara Lee Corp. has recalled 34,500 pounds of Ball Park brand hot dogs that m1ght be contaminated wath a deadly bactena, University Health Center echoang a massive recall in late 1998 linked to another company plant in southwestern Michigan. This recent incident anvolves one-pound packages of Ball Park beef franks that may have been tainted wath listeria HIV test requires retesting monocytogenes, a rood-borne organasm that can cause fatal anfections and miscamages. The packages, whach were produced at a Philadelphaa plant on Jan. 25, boar the code date: APR03 BY BRIDGET M CGURK Graham sa id that this has never happened contributing writer EST 12PAB. before. "We would just like to let this person know No illnesses have been linked to the recalled products. Students who went to the Unaversity Health what happened," she St For HIV testing hours and more information, Wednesday mom1ng. name and an identification number to match up visit the Health Center 's web site at with the test results. llllp://www.JmU.edu/lreallhctr/lrcscnnces.lalml. ~ROM WIRE REPORTS 12 I T HE B REEZE I M ONDAY, A PRIL 3, 2000 NEWS

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BY ELJZABETII NEFF AND JENNIFER PELTZ enjoyed fireworks and has never hanned depression, Lynch sa1d. college, Block said. Chicago Tribune anyone. Students who Jived near Lyon on the Lyon attended Benet Academy for "None of these matenals are designed second floor of the dorm at 3758 W. one year in 1994-95 before transferring C HICAGO- The 19-year·old St. Xavier for makmg bombs," Lynch scud Tuesday 103rd St. described him as friendly and to York H igh School in Elmhurs t, a University freshman charged with storing during a court hearing where a $75,000 generous. Benet official said. explosives in his dorm room eventually bond was set for Lyon. ''He was a really nice guy and he was The Lyon family has lived in the 300 block wanted to work on a bomb squad and had Security guards tipped off by a resi· everyone's friend/' said Andrew Zaghlul, ofYorkfield Avenue for at least 20 years. discussed the making and disarming of dent assistant at the school's Regina Hall 21, a junior at the school. The Lyons' next-door neighbor s.1id she bombs in a speech class, a classmate said found 1.2 ounces of explosive black pow­ Lyon was good with computers, has known the family more than 20 years Tuesday. der, 19 model-rocket motors, a bottle of enjoyed surfing the Internet, and would "They' re very good neighbors, out· james Lyon, a chemistry major, spoke lighter fluid, six books on explosives and a often lend a hand to his friends by giving standing neighbors," she said, declining to about bombs in his speech class last map of St. Xavier in Lyon's room Monday them money or sharing a pi:na, Zagh· give her name. semester and used manuals he said were afternoon, prosecutors said. The explosive lui said. She said that James Lyon and his three obtained from Army surplus stores to could have fueled two bombs capable of Nick Block, 19, a freshman who lived brothers were all good kids .1nd nice illustrate his points, according to freshman killing people wathin 30 feet, according to two doors from Lyon, said he spent time neighbors. KeUy Rank, 18. Lyon's assignment for the Assistant State's Atty. Erin Antonietti. with Lyon last year, playing video games Lyon has no criminal record, and class had been to give a speech on what he Lyon, who is charged with one count Block described Lyon as a "nice guy" he police said he made no statements a~ to wanted to do when he got older, Rank of felony unlawful use of a weapon and would sometimes help with homework. what the explosives were for while an cus­ said. one misdemeanor count of reckless Lyon, who was on medication to treat tody. Lyon has been suspended from St. "People thought it was weird, but he endangerment, apparently harvested the his depression, had "kept more to him· Xavier pending further investig.,tion anto said he wanted to disarm bombs when he explosive from model-rocket components, self" during the second semester, Block the mcident, said school spokesm.1n Bob was older," Rank said. prosecutors said. said. Although the heavyset Lyon was Quakenbush. Lyon's lawyer, George P. Lynch, An average student at the private often teased about his size in high school, Lyon's family and Lynch declinL'

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"To the press alone, cltequered as it is with abuses, tlte world is indebted for all the triumphs wltich llnve bee11 gained lJy reason and IJUmauity aver error and oppression." - James Madisou / E.dtlor Gin;a Montefusco Mntr.Jgmg aliior Alison M;a~ r lids 11U1n11g" H;aylie lum Photo drrtelor Drrie Klinker News editor Jen Bonds Nt•ws tdttor Tom Steinfeldt 1\sst. nws tdilor Rlchud Saksh;aug Op111ion editor Steve G liiSS Style edtlor Alison Snow Focus cdtlor Amand;aCapp As..-:t. stylt(oalS t'ditor Julie Sproesser Sports editor Andrew Tufts IIsst SIIOrts ttltlor Travis Oingenpeel Copy ttlilor Sleve janun 1\sst. copy alitor Kristen Petro Photo tdtlor Xris Thomu Photo tdllor CindyTinku Take back the night every night GraphiCS ~tlor Ryan Pudloski AdfliSUS Flip DeLuca for all college campuses and for AJ;an Neckowitz h is year's Ta ke Back the vain if possible assailants don't N ight lasted e ight hours all wome n across the world. Jearn to control themselves and Ta nd drew mo re tha n 250 When a freshman enters JM U, this horrible crime continues to people. Survivors revealed some she should feel secure and know happen. of their darkest secrets and most that she and her friends can feel Everyone suffers when some­ painful memories. safe. However, s to ries of the one is raped: the victim, the vic­ Th e courage of the women mo re than 40 stud ents who tim's family, the victim's friends, and men who s tood up on the took the stage at Take Back the her boyfriend or significant EDITORIAL POLICY s tage of Grafton-Stovall Theatre Night showed that this isn't the other, every student who knows and faced thei r demons the ir campus is n' t a The house editorial reflects tbe opllliun of the is a mazing. Ta ke Back "Rape is a womans to ta lly safe o n e, and cJimrial board as a whnle, and LS not the Nig ht s ho uld be a ev e ry future s tud ent n~UArily the opini1m of any individual staft' cele bra ti o n o f thei r who can' t b e guara n ­ member of w 8rttte. problem, it's a man's courage as much as it is teed they' ll make it a confronta ti o n to the problem, it's everyones through college without Gina Montefusco ... editor p eople who assaulted being raped. Rape is a Alison ~ier ... owuging ed.itOI' them. problem." woman's problem, it's a Steve Glass ... opinion editor Th e o nl y thing tha t man's problem, it's was disturbing about the pow­ case at a lL everyone's problem. erful event is how necessary it "I was just a freshman," one It is not any o ne person's ~uers to the editor lhould be M more than is. JMU's rape statistics, li ke the woman said of her rape. "ls this fault that rapes happen at JMU. 500 ~rds. columns ihould be no more than rest of the nati on, a re startling: 'Welcome to JM U?'" Rape happens everywhere, but 800 words, and bmh wtll be publuhed on a o ne in fo ur wom en w ill be spxe available basis. "They llUJU be dehveted lO Another said, "I was molested that is no excuse for this vio­ Tilt Brtt~ by noon T ue$day or 5 p.m. Friday. assaulted during their college in the third grade. I thoug ht lence to continue. Every student, Tht Brtttc reserve$ the ri~t w ed n for clarity careers. AI though g roups like JM U would be my perfec t place, every professor, every adviser, and space. Campus Assault Resp onse where I could be free. It was every leader and ev ery c1 ub The opinions ln lh11 ~eerion do not necessarily (CARE) and One in Four, an all­ until I was raped again." member needs to do everything reflect the uplninn o( the newsparer.lhis 11aff, male group, are working all the M James Madison University. For the students who stood at in their power to ens ure that time to raise awareness and help the microphone at Take Back the rape doesn' t happen again. victims, it must become a cam­ Night, eight hours won't even be Every night should be a Take pus-wide e ffort to ex ting uish able to heal the lifetime of pain Back the Night until rape is an violence and sexual assault. they'll have to deal with. And evil ofrthe past - until the night The ra pe rate should be zero their s uffe ring will onl y be in is safe again. OPINION MONDAY, APRIL 3, 2000 I TilE BREEZE I 17 BREEZE READER'S VIEW .JONATHAN PAULO Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live

omewhere along the way I heard one dies. time we a ll woke up. Don' t be some of the wrong thsngs in lsfe and that once you learn how to die you When my fnend Becky died I won­ afraid of yourself- look deep our perspective on some things needs Steam how to live. How often do we dered why she died and I got to live. inside and search for the way you to change. realize what it means to be alive? Becky had just as many dreams and truly want to think and act. Ask ques­ We think death will not find us if Most of us realize that one day we plans for the future as I dsd, and she tions about yourself c1nd the way you we hide from it .1nd do n ot think will die, but we do not live in a way was one of the sweetest and most self­ are lsvlng your life. about it; however, we do not own our which reflects our understanding of our less girls I know. Twenty-one years We are all trained to search for life, we do not de~e rve our life, and mortality. Everyone wants to hve a long was all she was given answers, but we have not done anything to e.trn life and I do too. Unfortunately, death to live. We d o n 't _ ,, ------­ sometimes our life. Life is t1 g•ft, and we m~.: s t can blind-side us any day. Did we live know how many answers a re not live our life as a g1ft. Everyone around our life the right way? Were we good to years we will get, so what is impor­ us, everything we have and do not those who loved us? Did we realize and we must live in a way tant t1 nd some­ have, and every thing we experience share our talents and opportunities? Did that reflects our Most of us go through our times there are and do not experience are all gifts. we say all we wanted to say? Were we awareness of our lives half asleep. We are no answers. You At any moment that gift can be true to ourselves and others? own mortality. Every may never find taken away. When someone close to us dies we morning when you living today only for answers for We have moments when we feel will instinctively have regrets, unan­ wake up, don' t be some of the con­ alive. We all have thoughts, experi­ swered questions and wishes. We wish afraid to ask yourself if tomorrow and the next day. fusing things ences, and moments where we wake we could have spent a little more time that could be your last about life. When up and truly enjoy life. These sc1me with that person, said a little more, day. Nothing is morbid -- things get con- thoughts and moments challenge us to and opened up a little more. We can­ about that question. ------fusing please think diHerently and have t1 changed Death is a part of life, don't run away, perspective on life. Hold on to those not avoid regrets, but we can live in a '' way that eases the regrets. and when you think about death you start give up, or accept things the way they thoughts and moments when you feel Death does not mean we disappear thinking about life. are. Please don' t look and turn to alive and live them out. Most of us and people forget about us. If we live Most of us go through our lives what is safe and easy. Some of the think closing up our hearts is ensier. our life in a good way, offer everything half asleep. We are living today only confusing and tough things we try Open up your hearts because love will we have to those around us, and fully live for tomorrow and the next day. We not to think or talk about are what always win in the end. Remember to our life as a gift, then we will not disap­ do things because we think we are is most important. live your life as a gsft. Love each o ther pear. People around us will carry a little supposed to do them. We think and Not many of us completely under· and take care of each other. part of us in their life. There are many act in certain ways because our soci­ stand ourselves. If we are true to our­ ways to leave parts of ourselves and ety tricks us into thinking that is the selves and true to those around us, - Ill memory of Becky our life behind when we die. As con­ way we should think and act. We then everything will make sense in fusing and untimely as death can are li ving our life b y things we the end. Do not give in to the fear jonntllnu Paulo is n st'uior £nglislt be, there is no answer to why some- have heard second hand. It 's about that life brings. We are foc used on major.

Dllrt... Dllrt... A .. that's-not·right-what-you-did-to-my-honey­ A "when-are-you-going-to-get-new-stickers?" Darts bear" dart to my roommate. dart to one local band. Sent in by a studem who is shocked and appalled Sen/ in by a student who is tired ofseeing your and Pats that you actually drank his honey. stickers all over campus. Darts &. Pats are submitted anonymously and printed on a space-available basis. Submissions art• based upon one person's opinion of a given situation. person or e1•ent and do nor necessarily P111 ••• Pill... reflect the truth. A ..you-made-a-difference" pat to everyone who A "you' rc-wclcome-to-come-party-at-my-place­ helped make AIDS Walk 2000 a big success. any1ime" pat to the two gorgeous girls who helped Sent in by an Alpha Sigma Tau who is proud to me clean up a big mess at the Festival afler some guy see her sorority contribute to the community and stuck his tray in the conveyor belt stdeways causing raise awareness on campus. a huge back up. Sent in by a tlwnkful Festival employee who knows its people like you that gives JMU such a friendly atmosphere. Pill... Dllrt... A "thank-you-for-recognizing-that-we-needed-a­ A ''you-don 't·look-tough-you-look-drunk-and­ break" pat to Dr. Soenksen in the SMAD department stupid" dart to the Neanderthals who d ecided they for letting us out of your Media Law class early so needed to fight at my party the other night. we could enjoy a beautiful Thursday. Sent in by one sophomore who curses your names Sent in by your grateful students who appreciate with each piece of broken glass she stepped on all you letting us out ofthat furnace ofa classroom and weekend. will remember this when teacher evaluations roll around. D11rt ••• Pal... A "did-you-really-have-to-bring-my-mom-into-it" A "thanks-for-saving-my-ears" pat to Mainstrect dart to the girl in the computer lab the other night. Bar and Grill for continuing to bring great bands to Sent in by a junior who doesn ~ know what Harrisonburg. wanting to watch wrestling instead of "Who Wants to Sent in by someone who is tired ofthe local scene be a Millionaire" has to do with his mama. and is glad theresa place to see live .music. 18 I T 1m B REEZE I M oNDAY, APRIL3, 2000

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There has been a great deal of misrepresentation Dance and can have a Senior Roast. She has been than reveal the true nature of the Student Government by the Harrisonburg City Council on the issue and this instrumental in working with the university administra­ Association, a self-serving institution. opinion article accepts most of it. The editorial involves tion and community so that JMU traditions that we love three major claims: environmental viability, revenue have no t disappeared. She even helped create events Nicole M . Lee, senior production and proper recreational land use. A brief that happened long ago, like the 2000 Ring Prem ier. SGA Senator response to each follows. Throughout her college experience she has done her best Environmentally, the editorial relies on Rodney Eagle to serve us. More support for Sullivan and the movie "Caddyshack" to make a claim that the 1 have also realized as graduation approaches that To the Editor: golf course is a friendly environmental option. Golf my parents are us ually right. However until last week, I We, the undersigned, are lending our collective s up­ courses a re enviro nmental nightmares both from a disagreed with one of my mom's favorite quotes, "Don't port to Mark Sullivan in his campaign for Student Gov­ chemical (fertilizer, pesticide and herbicide) and water expect to get what you give because you are likely to ernment Association President. The o ffice of SGA Presi­ use standpoint. Mayor Eagle's s tatement that a golf end up disappointed." But I changed my mind when dent has the potential to be not only an extremely potent course is environmentally acceptable does not change Erin Uyttewaal was impeached as class president over pulpit for the expression of the views of the s tudent the facts. a seat on the stage at May gradua tion. Although the bod y to the JMU administrative machine, but a lso a The claim that the golf course will generate revenue trial came to the conclusion that she had not been ful ­ powerful agency for positive change on a grander scale. for the city is farcical. The study that the city commis­ fi lling her duties as class president because she was The reasons we believe Ma rk Sullivan is uniquely sioned to investigate the revenue potential for the golf missing SGA meetings, J think that it is interesting that suited to this tas k, as opposed to a ny o ther candi­ course stated that the city would have to collect an aver­ there were no complaints about her leadership until date, is that he has years of experience and a s uccess­ age of $538 in fees for every round of golf played. This is she was a offered a seat o n stage during g radua­ fu l record as founder of JMU Students for ~ Free over $2150 for a family of four to play golf. How many tion ceremo nies. Tibet, winning that g roup local a nd national recogni­ students can afford a $540 weekend round of golf? The It is true tha t Erin Uyttewaal no longer attended tion, as a member of the Martin Luther King, Jr. Day o ption is to discount rounds, but this was warned SGA meetings because of a class conflict, but what was Task Force (he w rote the bi ll that helped to get the against in the study. The bottom line is that the golf not reported was that she had explained her position to day recognized by the university, furthering the course will cost money, not generate revenue. the Director of Class Government at the beginning of efforts of forme r president Tim Emry), and as the Recreational land use is another issue in which the the semester. Since a member on the Council was going Chairman of the SGA Academic Affairs Committee. editorial is short on facts. There was a study commis­ to be attending SGA meetings as a senator already Mark is no stranger to representing the s tudent sioned by a past city council to investigate possible uses and did not have a problem speaking on Erin Uytte­ body, whether as an SGA Senator securing badly for Hillanda le pa rk (this includes the walking pa ths waal's behalf, the senior class had adequa te represen­ needed funds for student or ganizations or as a n which the city council no longer refers to as Hillandale tation and her absence was permitted. unknown freshman a t a 1998 Soard of Visitors Park}. The people who developed the study were from a I find it doubtful that a student who worked so meeting, protesting the clumsy imple mentation of broad spectrum of the community. The study recom­ hard for others during her college years would shirk the General Education program. mended a multiple use park to include soccer fields, her responsibilities as class president her senior year. We be lieve in Ma rk Sullivan a nd we sha re his walking paths, bike paths, etc. There was no mention ln my opinion, this is an example of immaturity that 1 belie f in the power of the students to make a differ­ made of golf! thought as seniors we should have grown o ut of. But ence by improving their own s itua tio ns and those The insistence of the city council to ignore the pro­ then again, my mom has ano ther favorite quote, " Age of the ir fellows. That is why we, his friends, associ­ posal for a multi-use park leads to the greater issue. The is just a number." ates a nd co-workers, urge you to join us in voting Harrisonburg City Council's arrogance in the face of s ig­ Christianna Lewis, senior for him in the SGA Presidential run-off e lection on nificant opposition to the golf course. They have been international affairs Wednesday, April 5. asked to wait to develop the golf course until after the Gabriel Fry, junior May 2 election. If the current members of council are re­ To the Editor: Sabrina Settles, president, NAACP, Delta Sigma Theta elected it would serve as an endorsement for their deci­ As a senior I am disgusted and outraged with the Thomas Richards, organizer, Students sion. If Dorn Peterson, Carolyn Frank and Joe Fitzgerald way the Student Government Association handled the Agains t Sweatshop labor are elected (opponents of the golf course and advocates impeachment of Senior Class President Erin Uyttewaal. Jim Gay, president, Kappa Pi of open responsive government) it would signal that the Throughout this letter I will refer to her as President Megan Pugh, president, EARTH citizens of Harrisonburg do not want a golf course. The Uyttewaal because it was the senior class who elected Tom Emswiler, president, Amnesty International council has refused and continues with their reckless her. Therefore seniors should have the decision to Brad Perry, adviser, 1 in 4 plans to destroy Hillandale Pa rk. How do you feel on impeach her, not a group of eight people, six of which Katie Lawson, president, Stratford Players this issue? Vote on May 2 so that the city council hears were not seniors. Kai Safran, organizer, Progressive Coalition, WXJM President Uyttewaal was tried and impeached for your voice. Colin O'Brien, founder, Students for a Rory DePaolis, Assistant Professor of not fulfilling her constitutional duties. Her failure to Higher Education Communication Sciences and Disorders attend Senate meetings was the main reason. In truth, a Mike Rodihan, student minister, Catholic verbal agreem ent was made with Brad Palme r, the Campus Ministry d irecto r of class government, the beginning of this Kristin Garvin, organizer, EQUAL Anger about Impeachment semester. Palmer approved of her s taying in office Rob Rixmann, president, To the Editor. despite a class conflict. Students for a Free Tibet As a graduating senior, lately I have been reminisc­ JMU In my opinion, the true motivation behind this process Jake Adams, organizer, JMU Baha'i Association ing about the four wonderful years that I have spent. at was graduation. The weekend prior to the initial impeach­ Nick Hurston, SGA Senator, James Madison University. As I sift throug.h memon~ ment process, President Uyttewaal was infonned that as VP Administrative Affairs Candidate of events, I have decided that the best attr1bute of thiS class president she would sit on stage during graduation. Stephen Davis, former SGA presidential candidate institution is how involved students are at JMU. Often I Why impeach a president four weeks before her tenn is Marie lyons, SGA Buildings and Grounds Chair, have wondered what it is that makes a student choose to up? I ask you, what can the new president do in fo ur former SGA presidential candidate

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Bv SARAH SMITH Porter and Allison used the opportunity said. guitarist Luke MacFarlan, and Porter as a contributillg writer to pursue an inspiration they had at the junior praise band member Adam hand percussionisL end of last year. Keath adds that the band sees "Cod as The weekly change of locale has pro­ A four-member prayer and praise " G o d possibly us ing vided the band with new opportunities. band's visit to various JMU residence halls gave them this worship as an They hope to draw the mterest of the peo· has allowed them to expose themselves to the vision to outreach to those pie hv1ng in the dorms. Al though the a wide variety of students. The praise o rg anize who have never band hopes for a large turn·out, Porter band, affiliated with lntervarsity Christian something to experienced Him says that the dorms "are not our 'projects'. Fellowship, will continue to tour JMU occur during and that the We do not have any alterior motives, we dorms this month. The meetings are open the time of events will hope· are simply Ji vmg as believers in a perfect to anyone who wants to attend. [the originaf) fully result in a and almighty Cod, and as such, we would Tile purpose of this prayer and praise Prayer PRAYER AND WORSHIP tum-out including love to share what we be l i~ve to be the time is to, "learn w hat worship is, a nd and Praise many newcomers truth , hew to meet with Cod," band member [meeting] WHO: Prayerand Praise Band who want to Keath urges students who t~re unsure junior Ben Porter said. The sessions are that would experience God about coming " to be honest with them· not specifica ll y structured and there is no reach a big- WHERE: a residence hall near you for themselves, selves and Cod. actual doctrine being taught. Praise band ger popula· free o f religious "If (you) are questioning whether or membe rs said they hope, in making the ti on and WHEN: April 5 at 8 p.m. in Dingledine, April12 at pressure" not [you] should come and worship, gatherings more accessible and less would drive 8 p.m. in White, April26 at 7 p.m. in Chappelear. The band chances are that Cod is tugging on [your) instructive, that people who may not usu· those who members are lead heart. Prayer and praise is a very tree time ally frequent more formulated Christian come to a by Allison on gui- to express our love for the Lord as ind1· events will be comfortable attending. new level of tar, Keath, sopho- viduals together," he said. Creators Ben Porter and senior Bryce a ware n ess more Julie Plitt You can access more Information about Allison realized the possibility of expan· and sincerity a nd junior Leslie Intervarsity Christian Fellowship and the sion when they couldn't fmd a permanent t o w a r d Morusa on vocals, band's pra ise to ur at their web site, meeting location. Inspired by this setback, Cod," Porter'------' rhythm freshman www.jlllll.ed11/orgs/interoor-;1ly. :!4 1 1m: UREEZE 1 MONt>AY, APRil 3. 2000 Focus

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igh hopes and hormones route to do I it], and plans are for it were prevalent last friday to be an annual thing," Davis said. H as group!:> of JMU students The Grafton Stova ll auditorium v1ed for th~ prize of a date with was filled w1th amused observers one of eight contestants. as they waited to see what crazy On March 31, m Grafton Stovall anhc would happen next and who auditorium, Delta Delta Delta would win the date wath the eligi­ sorority and Delta Chi fraternity ble male or female. put on a program called the Dating The contestants chose from a Game. The show was organized in pool of about 30 people. The pool an effort to robe money for the St. was open to Greek:> and non­ Jud~ Children's Hospital in Greeks ahke. Arlington, VA. Penny wars were used to pick The event was similar to MTV's the two Greek contestants. Those "S1nglcd Out." There were three interested would place pennies in contL'S tants who sought their pcr­ the bucket next to the picture of a fl'Ct match during the game. contestant they thought should be jun1or Llsa Allgaier, a member in the program. Nickels or any of the Delta Delta Delta sorority, other silver coin would take points and !>COlOr Chris Carlin, a member away from the contestant, so if you of the Delta Chi fraternity and one didn't want a certain person to of the primary organiL.erS of the win, you could place silver coins in event, thought of the 1dea. their bucket to decrease their Scmor justin Davis, a member total points. of the Della Chi fraternity, said The contestant that was picking Junior Kavltha Rajaram alta on the stage, narrowing down the options until one since both or these Greek organiza­ their date would sit behind a cur­ person Is left to go on a date wtth her. tions are relabvely new, they are tain so they couldn't see what any trying to orgamLe more philan­ of the pool members looked like. game was very sex-oriented, but applause, round three began with throp1cal events. In a comparison with "Singled we can't do thal" just three pool members " We decided to choose this Out," Carlin said, "On MTV, the However, the question/ answer remaining. segment at times bordered on Round three was a battle risque. The first round consisted of between the three pool members general questions. For example, remaining based on their answers the first male contestant was to several questions. The three asktd, "How big do you like your were asked questions such as what booty?" He had a choice between type of car they had, a sports car or "a ghetto booty," a nonnal-siz.ed an SUY. If the pool member and booty, or no booty. Contestant one the contestant had matching responded, "Girls with the 'ghetto answers, then the pool member booty,' you gotta back that ass received a point and got closer to out." The girls who considered the winning the date. themselves as having "a ghetto Often, round three led to tie­ booty" filed off the stage. breaker questions, such as how Some of the other general ques­ many pairs of underwear the con­ tions consisted of age, hair color, testant had in his underwear and size of certain body parts. drawer. One of the male contes­ After some of the contestants were tant's response was, "I don't like to eliminated, nine people were left to do laundry, so I have 45 pairs." participate in the next round. The winners were sophomore Round two gave the pool mem­ Matt Cunningham and junior bers a chance to demonstrate some Kavilha Rajaram, sophomore of their talents. One contestant Cathy Babuschak and sophomore sang "Eternal Flame" for an oppor­ Rornntie Misleh and sophomore tunity to get a date. Steve Lee and junior Monica Another male pool member Urbanek. was asked by a female contestant The three lucky couples will go to lead a cheer about her. She said, on a date to one of the restaurants "I used to be a cheerleader. I was­ around town that donated gift n't any good, but I want to see if certificates. you can lead this crowd in a cheer ln all, the fund raiser raised Prior to the game, students wishing to be a date contestant ftll out Information cards and all about me." approximately $1000 doUars to get a name tag. After the contestant rated the benefit the St Judes Children's talent acts according to crowd Hospital. MONDAY, APRIL 3. 2000 I THE BREEZE I 25

S URVEYING theSe EN E JMU students give valuable insight into their dating lives and views

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hey are heard every week­ • "If I told you that you had a • One girl was not afraid to end at virtually every beautiful body, would you hold it admit that she always wears T party atjMU. Most of against me?" "hoochie pants and tight tops them are ridiculous, yet some because men like skin." become effective after the mass What were they thinking? (des­ • Another girl said she "never consumption of alcohol. Some perate times call for desperate wears booty pants," but prefers to are ignored, some get a laugh, measures): wear "shiny pants and funky and some result in a swift whack • "Uh ... wanna lay on the shirts" instead. across the face. Nevertheless, table?" If any of these pick-up lines they are aJI used to achieve one • "How you doin'?" (In the voice octually works and the pick-up-cr of two goals- a quick hook-up or of Joey on "Friends") gets a date with his or her listener, a lasting relationship. • "Your height goes really well he or she must then decide what to One hundred and fifty JMU with your face." wear. Some students s.1y that this students were given a survey in • "Are you a professional is any easy decision, while others which they were asked to expose dancer?" agonize over it for hours: both ridiculous and effective • "Can I see your boobies .. . • Most guys and girls said they pick-up lines. These students please?" preferred wearing "casual ., \ were also asked information • "Sit on my face and I'll guess clothes," IJnlcss it was a special about where they like to go on your weight." occasion dates, what they like to wear to • "Hi, this is my imaginary • One guy said he "preferred parties and the length of their friend. He wanted to say 'Hi.' By wearing nothing'' and that his relationships. The pick-up lines the way, I'm joe." birthday suit works for him. they offered fell into four cate­ • One very confident young man gories that ranged from subtle to Tried and True (pick-up lines that said, ''it doesn' t matter what I blunt and vulgar. are actually said work): wear ... girls love me anyway." What follows is a compilation • "I'm in a band." • One guy felt as if words alone of some of the most ridiculous • "Wanna see my cat?" could not dt'SCribe his attire and and most successful pick-up • "Do you play football?" drew himself wearing a space suit lines. • "!lost my number. Can 1ha ve instead. yours?" • One girl said she likl'S to wear Most Popular. • "Why is the prettiest girl sitting "anything that makes me look • "Your daddy must be a baker alone?" hot." 'cause you've got one good look­ • "You're pretty ... like my If dates go well and develop ing set of buns." mom." into relationships, some last for • "Are you from Tennessee, Most of these students admit­ months or years and some are 'cause you're the only 10 I see.'' ted that it was not the actual pick­ lucky to last the weekend. • '' Did your dad work in a juice up line that sold them on the pick­ Surveyed students said their factory, cause you're Veryfine.'' up-er, but rather their personality longest relationships lasted: • "Do you have any Scottish in and appearance. Perhaps this had • Oneday-2% you? ... Want some?" (This one something to do with what the • One weekend -4°/9 came from a senior guy who's pick-up·ee was wearing: • One month -12% longest relationship lasted all of • Most guys said they liked to • Three months-21% one week). wear either "casual clothes," • One year-34% • "You must be Greek or Roman "baggy pants," or "a collared shirt • Two years or more -15'1o because when I look at you aU I and jeans." Their shortest relationships lasted: can think about are Trojans.'' • One guy went out on a limb • Less than a day-29% and said that he preferred to wear • One day -19% Shake that body (compliments the "100% leather." • One week-4% health consciousness of the object • Some girls said that they liked • One month - 24% of his/her affection): to wear "black pants" with either a • One year-12% • "Are you sore, 'cause you've "tank top," "a low-cut top," or a Twelve percent of students said been running through my mind all "cute top." that they had never had a relation­ day?" • Others said they liked to dress shipatJMU. • "I can tell you've been drinking more "casual" and that they pre­ Three of the girls surveyed said your milk!" ferred wearing jeans. "No one dates atjMU" and they • "Have you been lifting • One girl said, "The bigger the all said that they wished guys weights? ... 'Cause you look like shoes the better, 'cause it makes would "go out" with them, rather -. The Rock.'' me taller." than "hang out" with them. 26 ITHE BREEZE I MONDAY, APRIL 3, 2000 STYL£

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BY BRENT ANDREW BOWLES "Gun Shy" is an unspeakably bdd comedy the most is how fine performers such as Although the mov1e is yet another of Breeze Film Critic in which Neeson plays an undercover Neeso n and Platt ended up in this these formulu·one teenager dramas that DEA agent embroiled in some relatively drudge It's a tes tament to thei r acting usually do little to rock the bo,,t, and "GUN SHY" unexplained case with a moody mobster chops that both try ever so hard to make there are many moments throughout RATEDR (Oliver Platt) and a double-crossmg g-man some semblance of char.lcter out of where one feels compelled to roll an eye­ (Mitch Pileggi, doing little to distinguish writer-director Eric Blakeney's confusing ball or two, it seems to be one of those RUNNING TIME: himself from his "X-Files" g·man). and unfocused screenplay. rare teeny-bopper movicc; th.1t works. 100 MINUTES Since Neeson's character s uffers The film starts like some sort of action Unlike the Robert Frost poetry from from severe anxiety and an irritable thriller, becomes a gross-out comedy, bies which it w frequently quotes, "l lcre on_ * bowel, he divides hts time between his for the romantic comedy fluff, then Ea rth" r;m~ l y trod s beyond tlw bea ten work, an insipid therapy group, and a becomes so mired in plot that after 100 pa th, yet it's found a comfortilble and What in the name of all that is revered flatulent romance with Bullock, an minutes there's no sense in sorting well·wom rut in which to seltlt.>. And that and holy in this world is Liam Neeson enema-delivering nurse. through the rubble. makes all the difference doing is this awful movie? A pet project of How this movie ever got made 1s If her championing of this project is co-star and producer Sandra Bullock, mystery enough, but what puzzles me any sign of her producing abilities, Bul­ "BOYS DON 'T CRY" lock needs to retire before hurting anyone else. "Gun Shy" goe!> RATED R nowhere faster than any m ovie in RUNNiNG TlM£: recent memory, cu lminating with,, ST Y L E W EE KLY "suspenseful" finale that is hopeless· 116 MINUTES ly convoluted, and a comedic coda ,.. Work by scruor jenny Goo.k: Ztrkle Ho..L..c Artwork., G,,Jicry­ that is laughably inept. If any mo\ ie· **' MonJJy -~by, noon-5 p.m., Fm.lay and Sn-4 p.m., fn.'C. goer is purposefully looktng for,, ,.. D. piny by Omsona Mthon: Z1rkJc I louse Other Gallery-Mon· film that is the benchm<1rk of every Hil.1ry Swank received an J\c.ldcmy li.:ly-Thursday, n()on-5 p.m., Fn1lly anJ Snun.hy, noon-4 p.m., fn.'C. thing a movie can do w rong, "Gun Award l., .. t week fur her sh.llt~ring pt.•r Shy" b number one formancc as Brandon Teena tn Kimberly ,.. A Juned Photo Compeuuon for the Mtc.l AtLUllJC Still~ New lm.~J.>c ART Peirce's film "Boys Don't Cry," for she is Gallery - Moncby·ThUI" a Nebraska girl ,.. Paul Miller Kltne's retr'ai"'Cllvc e. 95 MINUTES 1nto a love affa1r w1th another girl' (played by Oscar-nominee Chloe Sev1 ,.. JMU faculty rcciml. D. Rnymontl McClellan, d.mnct: **-;. gny), but pnwc-. unJblc to keep her Amhony-Sccg"·r AuJI(onum- Mond.1y, 8 p.m., tree c;ccret under wraps.• mJ 1s bru~tlly raped ,.. MJJL.'>Oil 81"~. Wibon 11.111 AuJnonum- Wt.•dnL"-41.1), 8 p.m., $2 " I Jere on f.Mth " is a sweet and .1nd murdered by th l• ~1rl's bmther and m the door. melancholy little romance. Leelee his friend. ,.. JMU ~tudcm Ollnptt.CrS rctlt.tl: Anthony·&'\.-gcr AuJ1tonum­ Sobil!ski plays the home-town girl Th1s low budget, mdepcndcnt dram.\ MUSIC Th\JI"Jay, 8 p.m.. fl'l.-c. who rejects her quietly suffering is startltngly dirc<:h.•d, almo..,t dclustro· home town boyfncnd (Jo~h llartnell) phobic 111 It'> Vlsu.ll barrenness .lnJ tight· ,.. JMU Cllomlc: W1bon Hall Atk.ltwnum-Sw1J.1y, 3 p.m.,$2 i\l and becomes ent~mo r ed w1th a nch ly controllcu, mostly hand h<•ld cine· the door. boy, hottie (Chris Klein), stuck in May· matography. Thl• tenderness wtth which ,.. JMU OlIC En.-.cmblc: Amhony·!i"t.l,)(!r At11.l1tonum - berry to help rebuild the quaint diner Peirce incorporate.., the love <'lffair and Surllily, 8 p.m., free. he helped destroy during reel one. Brandon's psycholog1cal confusion 1s Director Mark Piznar~k1 deserves adept enough for me to predict she w11l ,.. Earth w Andy: T mx - Frilh\y, 9 p.m., $5 m.k. $7 ,11 the dc.10r. credit for trying to make a movie more become a forceful d1rector in the years to BANDS reserved than its screenplay allows. come, ublc to conJOin raw <:•motion and "I Jere on Earth" is a lucJ..y screen empathy With -.eamk•<;.."> 0uidity ,.. "Kmg Lear". Theatre II - Tuc~,ly·Thun.d.ly .mJ S.nurJ,,y, 7 play, because it gets far bettc.!r treat· "Boys Don't Cry" mny, m the ann.1ls p.m., Fnday, nudn1ght, $5 George"· Wtl~>n H,1ll AuJnunum- rnJ.ly, 7· 30 PiLnarski's gentle direction, Sobie!>ki icant clChievemcnt, yet ilS <1 film It and llartnetl each deliver fine perfor­ remains uncomfortably d ISl in itself a splend1d !acts tn the case IS unccrwin, but fur c1 film dow," Sunday, 7: lO p.m., frt:c comphment to her grace. whoM! sole r,lh.On u 'l'lrc J<, tO l'xplore till' ,.. Regal C1nem.u; Valley M.1ll. "Drownmg ~hlll.l," " lien~ on Chrb Klein ~dly dehvcr. .1 one-note n ha.., ,, p.m ,$6.50.1flt.'r. 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BY ABBY ROBINSON great team player, she feeds off conrributing \vrirer of the others on the team, as they feed off of her." Senior lacros~e player jes~ Teammate and fellow captain Marion IS proving she won't sen•or jen Valori describes Mari· leave JMU without a bang. on as "a leader by the example Marion, who plays midfield, she sets. She is someone that peo­ as ranked second on JMU's career ple can look up to, and she is draw controls list and has scored very approachable." 14 goals in the past three games. Marion credits her teammates She has also been named to the with her success so far. U.S. Developmental Team for the past two years, and was selected _,, _____ as part of the College Lacrosse USA Preseason All-American Second Team in 1999. When she sets her mind Marion has excelled on the to something, it will field for the past four years at JMU, and 1s making an 1m pact as happen. a se.alior captam this year. "jess is naturaUy talented, and -Jennifer Ulehla has grown into her work eth1c," Lacro~ coach coach Jennifer Ulehla said. "As _____,,_ she has grown older and as the program has developed, she has reached a different level as a play· "I think my teammates have er." helped me to have a good sea· Marion's success is helping son," Marion said. "They are the fourth-ranked Dukes to an continually pushing me and each amazing season. other to be better players." "1 knew that since 1 was a However, Ma rion is defi· senior this year, I really needed nately blessed with great nat­ Senior J ... Marton has scored 14 Coals In the past three cames for the Dukes. The tri-captaln had to lead the team," Marion said. ural athletic ability. three &oals and an assist a&alnst the University of Maryland on Saturday. "My main goal of the season was "Jess is a huge asset to mid· sport," Ulehla said. "When she ty," Ulehla said. "She's a joke· is having fun with it, she will to help the team to be as good as field play, especially her great sets her mind to something, it ster who definitely likes to keepgivingitherall." ..- it can be." speed," Ulehla said. "Since it is will happen. She works hard for have fun. She adds a great As a graduating senior, Mari· Marion's favorite part of her so early in the season, she is in herself and the team." dimension to the team, both on on is unsure of what the future lacrosse career at JMU is, in fact, the process of fine tuning since Marion doesn't play the andoffthefield." hotdsforher,butshedoesM\ow the team itself. she now understands how good role of the serious athlete all Both Marion and Ulehla feel it will involve lacrosse. "1 mostly enjoy the people, of a player she is." the time. She definitely knows that she can keep up with her " I definitely want to stay my teammates," Marion said. Marion's desire and determi· how to have a good time, successful streak as long a~ she involved with sports in some "They have become my clos· nation have also contributed accordiJ'Ig to her teammates keeps working hard. way," Marion said. " I would est friends." greatly to her success. and coaching staff. "Jess is a really strong play· love to do something with Ulehla said "[Marion is aJ '1ess has a huge desire for the "jess has a great personali· er," Ulehla said." As long as she lacrosse." National champion Terrapins roll over JMU, 24-15 Dukes hang close until late seven-goal barrage ends hopes f or upset of def ending national champs NA. TIONA4 from page 33 took its second and last lead of "When we dominated the the Terps a 13-8 advantage. Lchcr scored again, this time more midfielder Kristen Din· the game. Dinisio was credited game, it was when we had pos· Martinez scored at 4:31 to on a pass from Zurfluh, at 9:31, isio to Brew to junior mid· with the Dukes' sixth goal of the session of the ball," Ulehla said. send her team into the break but Maryland then put JMU fielder Michelle Zurfluh game when her shot from the top "With Maryland it's about pos· trailing 13·9. away, scoring the game's last resulted in Zurfluh's fifth of the circle took a bad hop past session. When we had the ball Adams scored the first two seven goals to bring the final goal of the season and once Kahoe. Martinez's second goal of and we were able to move it, goals of the second half to push tally to 24-15. again tied the score. the game and 20th of the season we scored." the lead to six goals. JMU then "Maryland is an explosive But, as would be the case the tried to rally. team," Ulehla said. "When Allison Comito put the Ter· putJMU ahead 7-f, with 12:27 left rest of the afternoon, Marion to rapins ahead 6·5, before JMU in the half. whenever scored twice from free Maryland had go, they made the Dukes tried to rally, the positions, her 36th and 37th goals it happen. They move the ball Terps responded with a scoring of the year. Martinez capitalized and they find the holes." barrage of their own. Maryland on the free position at 18:56 to Ulehla acknowledged that took a timeout to regroup and pull the Dukes to 15·12. Junior her team came out a bit sluggish then scored five unanswered attacker Mindy Leher took a pass in the first half, but she said the goals to take a 11·7 lead. from Brew near the goal's nght Dukes wtll focus on what went Quinn Carney and Kristin post and flicked the ball past right instead of pondering what Sommar netted two of the Terps' Kahoe to cut the lead to two. might have been as they prepare five consecutive goals. Meg Martinez scored at 13:47, just get· to face the University of Virgmia McNamara added the other. ting the shot off as she tumbled in Charlottesville on Wednesday. "You start feeling you can do to the ground, to bring the Dukes "I saw a lot of nice it and then, boom, boom, boom, within one. things," Ulehla said. "lt's just they score a bunch of goals," That was as close at the a matter of maintaining them Marion said. "It definitely takes Dukes would get though, as for 60 minutes. We need to the momentum away." Sommar broke past two JMU work on consistency." Brew's third goal broke the defenders to net her sixth goal Marion said, "We did a lot ~ Terps' scoring streak, but Som· of the game. Courtney Martinez of great things, but there are NA1Tisl!nlor phmogrophu mar scored two more times with scored at 10:14 to put the Tcrps definitely some things we need The Dukes scored 15 coats acatnet a solid Maryland defense. under six minutes to play to give ahead 17-14. l().f~." . • • . 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BY JEFFREY CRETZ "1 tried to use my forehand little weaker dunng the sec­ senior writer as much as possible," Lux satd. ond set." The men'!) varsity tennis team "As a lefty, r have a btg advan­ Coach Steve Secord was very defeated the UNC-Wilmington tage. Whenever I played the satisfied with his team's efforts Scahawks on Friday at Godwin net, 1 got the point. My servsng and results after Friday's match. Courts. The Dukes won every was very consistent." " We' ve had a few tough match played. Lux saw the turning point matches," Secord sa1d. "lt was The afternoon began with in the match when he broke good to have a home match (and doubles competition. his opponent's serve to start to win here). We're in a great Junior Luis Rosado and senior the second set. He also men­ groove right now." Tim Brown, the No. 1 doubles tioned the importance of play­ He said they were working team, rallied to defeat their oppo­ ing home matches. on being more positive and nents 8-5 after being down 0-3. _,, _____ doing the right things in the Sophomore Andrew Lux and right situations. senior jamey Elliott, the No. 2 "I'm proud of the guys and team, went up 4-1 against their We've had afew tough f'm very happy with their perfor­ opponents and never looked mance," Secord said. back, winning 8·2. Freshman matches .. . we're in a The remaining three sin­ Adriaan Wintennans and junior great groove right now. gles players did not have to Michael Hendricksen, the No.3 finish their matches as the team, also won with a final - Sttve Secord team had already won the score of 8-5. men·s tenms coadl three points needed to win the Rosado, also the top-seeded _____,, _ duel match singles player, won 6-1, 6-2 Brown, the No. 3 singles against James Collicson. He was player, was winning when his very happy with his play against " It got him extremely frus­ match ended with scores of 6-4 his singles opponent. trated," Lwc said. "We have not and 3-0. Fifth-seeded Marty "I was very consistent today," lost at all in our recent home Pfannmuller led his opponent Rosado said. "I didn't miss too matches. It's great to play on 5-4 and sixth-seeded Hendrick­ many shots. My serve was also our home courts with our sen was also in the lead with very consistent" friends watching." scores of 6-4 and 5-2. Collicson was a member of Fourth-seeded Elliott also had The team's match on Sunday Bennuda's 2000 Davis Cup Team. a good day, winning with mar­ against the West Virginia Boiler­ ''He made too many mis­ gins of 6-2 and 6-2. makers was canceled just after it takes," Rosado said. "He was "My backhand was very bet,ran due to inclement weather. very frustrated and his backhand good today," Elliot said. "His Hendricksen was able to finish was very weak on the run. I tried backhand was a little weaker his match with scores of 6-1, 6-2. to keep him moving. It was a and l tried to exploit that. I'm The match against WVU will not very quick match." normally a serve and volley be rescheduled. Second-seeded Lux felt good player, but I've been sick, so I The Dukes have three home about his match against Todd stayed back today. I served matches this weekend against Weinstein, reigning victorious really well in the first set and 1 Old Dominion, East Carolina MEGHAN MONTGOMERY lsmiur phtlloJ:m(Jher with scores of 6-1 and 6-4. wasn't broken. My serve was a and Liberty. The Dukes holt Old Dorilion, EMt Carolna, and Liberty this weekend

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DIAMOND, from page 33 came in to relieve Trussel on the two runs. Metheny followed him advanced to second by senior Remainin& Diamond Dukes Home Games mound. with a double, also sending in Eric Bender's power single to left " I stayed focused and tried two runs. Woodley batted in one field. Sophomore designated-hit­ Apr!! 4th MaJYland 3pm to get the job done," Trussel more run on his double and the ter Steve Ballowe then tripled to April 14th UNC Wilmin~on 3pm said. "The mechanics were inning was finished when Riley right field sending in two runs. PrillSth UNC Wtlm~on lpm there, but it is hard when I am was thrown out at first Ballowe came home on a single to A ril16th UNC Wtl"'inmnn 1 m in a little bit of pain. l was able " It was good coming in and center field by sophomore catcher A~ril20th Vi • ·a Tech~_. 3Sm to help the team out though, shutting them down," Cochran Dustin Bowman. The inning A ril26th RaTrd 3pm and that is what matters." said. "It definitely stopped their ended when Bowman was Trusscl has a bone chip in his momentum. We all did well, and picked- off stealing second. y 7th George Mason(DH) noon elbow that will most likely be our hitters especially were shak­ ODU answered in the next May 8th George Mason 3pm removed after the season is over. ing their confidence, frustrating two innings bringing in two y 11th Riclui\ond 4pm Cochrane came in and closed their pitchers." runs, but Trussel stayed in con­ y 12th Richmond 4pm the inning and the Dukes had Though both Cochran and trol only allowing only two hits y 13th Richmond 1pm their best at bat, knocking in sophomore catcher-turned-pitch· by 13 batters. seven runs on five hits. Suprising· er Rick McKernan threw against In the bottom of the fourth, ly enough, all seven runs were the Monarchs, Trussel took home Ballowe stepped up to the plate CAA Tournament scored, just as in the first inning, his first win of his ca reer. JMU and homered deep i.nto left field. Mateo,NC after the first two batters were scored 10 of their 14 runs on two­ Freshman Brent Metheny singled May16-19 called out. out rallies with the bases empty. up the middle to get on base and After Thompson and Miller "We are such a mentally tal­ stole second, though sophomore Riley scored one more run. though, the pitchers did great; both hit singles, and advanced to ented team," Bartlett said. "We shortstop Dan Woodley was "It's pretty easy to do well everyone played their game." second and third on steals and are just so young. Sometimes that called out on batter's interference when so many good hitters are Heading into the sixth, the Hays was walked, ODU brought is clear in how they play, but on the steal. around me," Ballowe said of his Dukes remained on top, 7-2, but in a fresh pitcher, junior J.D. jack­ today they dominated. It's always Senior T Riley singled through successful day at the plate (4 at were startled when the Monarchs son. jackson proceeded to walk good to win home games, espe­ the left side sending Metheny bats, 3 RBls, 3 hits, and 3 runs). brought in four runs to bring the Bender, which sent Thompson cially when you know you don't across the plate to bring the score "Our lineup is stacked and it puts score within one. A few wild home and advanced the runners. have to rome out and sweep, two 6-2. Thompson earned a walk, pressure on their pitcher to do pitches and three unearned runs Ballowe walked and Bowman out of three is great- and this is then Miller hit a single RBI as well. The win was a team effort later, freshman Chris Cochrane singled to center field sending i.n a really big win for us." ' I , • 38ITu..: BREEZE 1 M oNDAY, APRIL 3, 2000

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~tt~·-.; TRACK A:'\D Hl:L[) I Sophomore Andrew Lux has been selected to part1c1pate in JMU had 16IC4A qualifiers at the Rale1gh Relays on Saturday. the fourth annual NCAA Foundation Leadership Conference Sophomore Anthony Wallace turned In a 7.12 meter performa· held May 28-June 1 at Disney's Coronado Springs Resort In ce on the long jump. Lake Buena Vista. Fla. In the relays, freshman Phil Ac osta, sophomore Roscoe A total of 352 student-athletes will participate m the confer· Coles. senior Darlan Parker and Wallace ran a 41 .42 4x100 ence, which is designed to develop a diverse group of student meter. Sophomore David Lewis, freshman Eric Braxton, sopho· athletes into campus and community leaders. more Marques Hamilton and freshman Dwight Norris ran a 3:16.62 in the 4x400 meter. Sophomore Matt Thomas, Sopho­ more lan Scott, freshman John Fraser and freshman Chaz Chalkey ran a 7:38.28 in the 4x800 meter relay. Four of JMU's women gymasts competed at the NCAA Sophomore Brian Reutinger and semor Scott Davis partic1pat· Southeast Regional in Athens, Georgia on Saturday. ed in the 10,000 meter and ran a 30:44.10 and a 30:58.74 Jun1or Allyson Betar placed 14th in the all-around w1th a respectively. score of 37.750. Senior Betsy Hernandez placed 17th over· Coles also participated in the 200 meters, which he ran m all in the all-around with a score of 37.100. 21.59. On the floor exercise freshman Carrl Elder rece1ved a score of 9.850, which left her tied for fourth at the meet. On \\'Ot\tl".N'S ·1 RACK A~D HELD the floor Hernandez scored a 9.650, Betar a 9.525 and senior Ashliegh Suarez a 9.400. On the balance beam Suarez fin1shed 1 1th overall w1th a Women's Track and Field also participated In the Rallegh 9. 750. Betar scored a 9.575 and Hernandez a 9.075 on the Relays on Saturday. event. Senior Bethany Eigel ran a 16:25.95 and semor Heather Betar scored a 9.300 on the uneven parallel bars while Hanscom ran a 17:12.54 m the 5,000 meter. The limes Hernandez received a 9.00. were good enough to qualify Eg iel and Hanscom for the Hernandez scored a 9.375 on the vault. Betar received a ECAC Championships. 9.350 and Suarez a 9.300. In the relay's sophomore Mar ia Tho mas, sophomore The meet marked the end to an extremely successful sea· Alisha Le wis, junior Kelsh a Banks and senior Shontya son for the Dukes. Bready combined to run a 9:03.17 4X800 meter. Their t1me Team captain Hernandez finished her career at JMU being also qualified them for the ECAC Championships. recognized as a ECAC Co-Athlete of the Year. In the long jump, sen1or Seun Augustus turned 1n a 5.95 Elder had a remarkable hrst season for the Dukes toppo· meter performance. Augustus was the e1ghth member of the mg off her year with the ECAC Rookie of the Year award. team to qualify for the ECAC Championships. Coach Roger Burke was also recognized by the confer­ The ECAC Championship meet is in Princeton, New Jer· ence, being named ECAC Coach of the Year. sey, May 19·21 JMU's Top 50 Athletes JMU's T OP 50 ATIILETES Greg Bosch Chris Golden With the men's and w omen's gymnasts competing at the G r eg Bosch was one of The Greg Bosch File Chn!t Golden was the first The Chris Golden File NCAA Southeast Region als this eight finalists for the 1998 JM U gymnast to advance to the weekend, w e decided to high· Nisscn-Emery Award - the NCAA National Champi­ ltgh t the best of the past JMU award given to the nation's onship'> lie advanced to the gymnasts. most outstanding senior col· nahonc11 meet as n junior in 1996. Greg Bosch was a finalist for lcgiatc gymnast. Golden tied for fifth in the • Tied JMU record for par;\llel the Nissen-Em ery Award and During his fina! season at • Set JMU vault record 9.675 still nng'> at the NCAA Eao;t bars C hris Golden was a National JMU, Bosch was the state Rcgton Champ•onsh1ps at the Independent Champion on rings. champion in the vaul t. He Univcr.:.ity of lown lo qualify fur Sydney Beasley jeff Garber finished sixth in the vault at • Vault State Champ ion the n .lliont~l meet. He scored a Union Townes Faber Jamerson the USA Gymnastics Colle· 9.675 on the rings lie also com· Floretta jackson M. Carnevale giate Championsh•ps and pcted on the parallel ban., where • Competed in NCAA National 43rd in that event a t the he finished 39th with a 8.7. Sherman Dillrtrd Shelley Klacs • Still Rings State Runner-Up Championships NCAA East Region.lls. He was also the NAGL P. McSorley Megan Riley As a junior, Bosch hcd for champion on the still rings and • NCAA East Region Champ1· Brent Bennett Ryan Frost seventh in the vou It at the • JMU Most Valuable Gymnast the runner up on the parallel onships- tied 5th StiU Rings Carol Thate Randy Parker East Regionals. lie was the bars, horizontal bar and vault as Dee McDonough Aimee Vaughan state champion in the vault, a junior • NAGLChampton- Sbtl Suzi Slater j ulie Martinez the runner up 1n the still t It• was the runner up m the Rings juli Henner J. McCullough rings and wa~o> named the still rings at th<.• National l nue­ team's most valuJble gym· pendl..'nl Champlnnsh1ps and Matt llolth.1us Gerard • NAGL Runner-Up Parallel n.lst after the o;eac,on wa.., named JMU's mtl.,l out P Weilcnmann C Gilbert Bars, Honrontal B.lr and Vault Dosch broke the JMU \',1ult • Finalistr\isscn-Emery Award <,landmg gymn,lsl Jeff Bowyer Bevilacqua record for the first t1 me as J Golden ti1..•d t wu j M U Paul Morino M Grosz-Pope JUnior \vhen he se t a new rc(ords dunng the 19~5 '96 Charles Haley Cindy Walker muk of 9.675 at the F.1'i t • Vault Stall! Champion ..,N.,un lie .,cun·d a q.55 un the C<~ry Clork 11olly Rilingcr Rc);•Onal~ m West Point, N.Y par.d I<.• I bar., tu lie the pro· •State Champion- All-Around lie bested th.H SCUll' the ful· A. 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TENNIS ,from pagl! 33 agreed to play the experimental had the Hokies on the ropes from format, which means you play the the first serve. able to slow the leak before it d oubles first," Malerba said "We went o ut there with a became a flood by winning her "The p roblem s that there are much more positive atlltude," single 6-4, 6-5 and tying the over­ two experimental formats. She Dalton said. " A couple of their all score 4-4. thought we were playing one girls were saying that they did· This left the No. 1 singles and I thought we were playing n' t even want to play anymore, match between Puppo and the other." so we had a different attitude Tech's lnes Khelfa Puppo and The difference in the two about it." Khelfi battled with Puppo scoring systems IS in the scoring Puppo and Dalton led the eventually getting the wm 6-4, of doubles. way, quickly dispatching their 3-6 (10} With the system JMU was opponents 10-5. The upset of Then the real confusion set tn. u sing, a team wanning all the llokies was finally sealed JMU players and fans began three doubles receives a point when Culley and freshman to celebrate thinking they had for each. Those three points Shell Grover defeated their dou­ just come from behind to com­ combmcd with the two singles bles o pponents for the second plete the upset S-4. On the other wins would ha' e given the lime, 10·6. side of the court Tech Coach Dukes a 5-4 \ 1ctory. " I thmk that we were JUSt so Anne Jones began to prepare her In the system Tech thought pumped up and ready to play team for overtime thinkingthat they were playing the match after that," Puppo said. "We just the score was tlcd at 4-4. under, a team winning all thrL>e went out there and show<.>d them Following a conference doubles only r<.'CcivC'S two points. th.1t we can bc.lt them as many between the t""'O coaches, it WdS Thus, under this system, thl! timL>:. as they nt'Cd us to." dascovered that the teams had Dukes and Hokaes would ha\'e fhtS WL>ckcnd is .1n import.1nt bl!en using two different scor been lied 4 4 Thb would hJ\ I! ~u nc for the Dukt•s clS thl'Y play ing ~}·..,terns. re.ulted m an overltmc round of ho~t to three confel'l.'ncc ri\'als on Women's .1nd men's tennis tcn·pointlte·brcakc~ . f'nday through Sunda). currently u~s two different bCOr· After nearly a half-hour of On Friday tlw MunMchs of ing systems. In an c.?ffort to e,tan­ hl•ated deliberation, inlcuding Old Dominaon vlsat JMU. 1 he dardize sconng m college, tennis the suggestion of flipping c1 Monarchs arc 8 9 on thl' )'Car anJ coache, arc bcang Jsked to try out LOin to dcterm111c wh1ch ") ..,. arc coming off of •' 5-4 Ius., to Vir· J fe\.. c:\pt?rimentJI systems. One tern had been u~cd, both ~tnia 'IL'Ch The lcl:>l hmc the two 11'11010 w11l be vot<.'Ci on as the standard teams agreed to pl.t} the til!· tcJm~ met Old Dmnmaon got the The Dukes finish their season this weekend hosting three CAA rivals. for next season. breaking round, v. h1ch con­ win 6-3. On Friday afternoon, the sisted of a round of best two The Dukes host l:.t1sl Caroli· ~trc.lk. Lal)t se.1sun lhL• L>ukl•s ~HI ~liiH I.l )'. I ''"t :,t'oiS~)I1, the m11ltiple qyc;tcm-. came back to out of three doubles. nJ on Saturday JllO a.m. The uownL>d thl· Pir.ltcs 7 I Dukl''- bc.H the t:.1gll s h 2 fhc bite the Duke'>. The overtime la&tcd barely as Pirates arc 14-6 bur are in the l'hc ftnol fl'gui.H seoson C.AA Ch.tmpiun:.hip~ Ml' April "The opposmg coach and I long as the squabble as the Dukes m1dst of a three miltch lo:,ing mJtch w1ll be .1gainst Amcric.m 14 -16 an R1chmund

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