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MONDAY, APRIL 10, 2000 JMU student arrested after abandoned infant found dead Freshman nursing major and boyfriend allegedly left baby at Delaware^^** construction site; each being held without bail in separate jails ^^^' a# \0 BY JEN BONDS charged as a fugitive by the Har- spokesman Cpl. Walter Newton, infant and drove back to Vir- viewed CalibosoCaliboso.) ancLdg^rmined news editor risonburg Police Department, Caliboso and Ocampo rented a ginia. that there were siibsErnti.il simi- and with manslaughter and sec- motel room in Fairfax County on According to Delaware larities between her newborn A JMU nursing student was ond-degree conspiracy by March 26, where Caliboso police, staff members from Rock- and the infant found in arrested Friday in Harrisonburg Delaware State Police. Also allegedly gave birth to a baby. ingham Memorial Hospital treat- Delaware. She was discharged after she allegedly left her now charged was Chantilly resident Later that day, the couple ed Caliboso for post-delivery from the hospital after the arrest, deceased newborn in a portable Jose Ocampo, 18, Caliboso's reportedly drove north on Inter- complications. When medical and is now being held without toilet at a rural Delaware con- boyfriend and alleged father of state 95 to Delaware. They exited staff couldn't account for the bail in Rockingham County Jail. struction site. the baby, Delaware State Police the interstate and found the child, they contacted Harrison- Ocampo was arrested at his Freshman Abigail Caliboso, said. remote construction site in Bear, burg Police. 19, of Woodbridge, is being According to Delaware Police where they allegedly left the Harrisonburg detectives inter- *r STUDENT, page 9

Sunday, March 26 Thursday, April 6 Sunday, March 26 3-6 p.m. Monday, March 27 6:45 a.m. I Friday. fp£L Caliboso and Ocampo Couple reportedly drives Construction worker finds Caliboso seeks care at Caliboso arrested at RMH; reportedly deliver baby In to Delaware and leaves baby; paramedics pronounce I for post delivery complications; Ocampo arrested at home Fairfax motal room baby In a portable toilet at a the baby dead at the scene staff contacts police after child cannot be In Chantilly construction site accounted for

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BY KATIE LEWIS to devise a plan for clubs and organiza- contributing writer tions to reserve facilities. SGA and the athletics department Several clubs and organizations have have been ineffective in communicating run into difficulties reserving facilities for job repsonsibilities, Athletic Director Jeff events on campus. Bourne said. Godwin Hall, Godwin field and Hill- Adams said several organizations side field are among the most difficult couldn't their events as planned this areas to schedule for activities because of spring because Moorman denied the overcrowded bookings. requests he made. Adams said despite his Student Government Association Pres- efforts to grant the groups their requests, ident Austin Adams and Sheila Moor- Moorman continually turns them down. man, athletic facilities and events coordi- Many groups, including Raising nator, along with Chris Stup, University Awareness for Conscious Evolution AI.EX VESSELS/seniorphotographer Program Board coordinator, and Katie (RACE), Campus Crusade for Christ, the Dancing in the Street: MACRoCk-goers spill into the street outside the Artful Morrow, coordinator of student organiza- Dodger in between bands on Friday night. tion services and clubs, met last October see SGA, page 9

Greeks vs. Indies A Collage of Music |l.'U'.'Hl Red Scare Dressing Up The Greek and Independent teams took over MACRoCk, a weekend full of bands, bars Author and radio broadcaster ■ The latest Zirkle House exhibit Godwin gym Saturday for the first annual and concert-goers who didn't let the rain Bill Mandel speaks about his includes silk and style. What more to Intramural Basketball game. Organizers hope stop them is captured in a series of pic- controversial past to a MACK life is there? this is the first of many. Page 29 tures. Pages 20-21 RoCk audience.Page 3 Page 19 ■i TABLE OF CONTENTS | Monday, April 10, 2000 DUKE DAYS EVENTS CALENDAR NEWS MACRoCk speaker 3 Brown bag lunch 3 MONDAY, APRIL 10 Leadership celebration 5 • Campus Assault Response, 6:15 to 7:15 p.m., Maury 204, Nancy Powell Hardaway Speaker Series: call Carolyn at 438-3088 Virtual heart presentation 7 'This is Your Life," 7 p.m., Harnsonburg High School auditorium, featuring • Circle K meeting, 6:15 p.m., Taylor 306, call Jenny at x4727 OPINION Barbara Storper, Michael Dorval or Lauren at x5722 and Julie Perkins • Transfer Student Organization meeting, 8 to 9 p.m., Roop House Editorial: • Talent show practice, sponsored G26, call Brian at 433-6692 Our generation does have a voice 12 by Students for Minority Outreach, Spotlight: What is the craziest • Yoga Club, 6 p.m., Taylor 309, e-mail Kai at safranka 8 to 10 p.m., Taylor 402 dream you have ever had? 12

• Progressive Coalition meet- WEDNESDAY, APRIL 12 Darts & Pats ing, 9 p.m., Taylor 404, e-mail Stephanie at markssl • Animal Rights Coalition, 8 p.m., Taylor 309, call Stephanie at Lessons for the lovelorn and 438-8314 victims of B.OBIT, TUESDAY, by Dan Maurer I ■ PRIL11 STYLE TO SUBMIT A DUKE DAY EVENT: E-mail Richard at The Breeze at • Breakdancing Club, 6:30 to 8 saksharh with the information (event, date, location, contact into, etc ) Please p.m., Godwin raquetball courts submit by Friday for a Monday issue and Tuesday for a Thursday issue. Zirkle House 19 Mozart's Requiem 19 Arts week 23 POLICE LOG WEATHER Very special arts day 23 "King Lear" 31 ELISSA FORREST M police reporter charged with driving while under the Today influence of alcohol on April 6 at R^^II Partly cloudy FOCUS A campus police officer 2:11 a.m. next to the Convocation High 59 Low 40 teportedly observed a black Acura Center B-lot on University MACRoCk photo collage 20-21 drive up the Village sidewalk on Boulevard. April 7 at 12 a.m. The officer Campus police reportedly High Low pursued the vehicle. observed the subject speeding on SPORTS The two occupants stopped the University Boulevard and pulled him Tuesday Showers 61 35 vehicle, but then abandoned it and over. Men's tennis 29 ran, one toward Chappelear Hall Wednesday Partly cloudy 58 37 and the other toward Hanson Hall. Underaged Possession of Intramural basketball 29 The vehicle had two different Alcohol Thursday Showers 59 43 license plates front and back, but • Shawn J. Tibbetts, 19, of Men's tennis 31 both had been issued to that Acura, Chesapeake, was arrested and Friday Scattered showers 64 45 which is registered to a woman from charged with underaged possession Sports beat 33 northern Virginia. of alcohol and possession of a false Top 50 33 There is a male student operator's license on April 6 at 2:11 registered at JMU from the same a.m. on University Boulevard. MARKET WATCH address, with no local address • Erin M. Lally, 18, of Woodbridge, Friday, Apnl 7,2000 LIFESTYLES was arrested and charged with available. Horoscope 37 underaged possession of alcohol on DOW JONES AMEX In other matters, campus police April 7 at 2 a.m. on the corner of 2.79 8.89 Crossword puzzle 37 report the following: University Boulevard and Driver close: 11,111.48 t close: 988.69 4 Drive. Driving While Under the NASDAQ . S&P 500 Influence • Shawn J. Tibbetts, 19, of 179.89 A 15.01 i close: 4,446.45 " close: 1,516.35 ■ Chesapeake, was arrested and see POLICE LOG page 7

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«. MONDAY, APRIL 10, 20001 THE BREEZE | 3 "... I took McCarthy's testicles and shoved them down his throat." i- Virtual heart model Visiting NYU professor WILLIAM MANDEL describes his invention. author Page 7 see slor\' below 'Radio Makes History' lecture at MACRoCk BY TAR A HAFER called before the U.S. Senate Internal Secu- committee's activities." staff writer Mandel began the talk by expressing his surprise with the turnout for his lecture. rity Committee in 1952 and the U.S. Senate After his testimony, the contract with More than 30 students from several "I'm flattered that anyone of this gener- McCarthy Committee in 1953 as an his television program ran out and was universities gathered in Taylor Hall on ation would be interested in this materi- accused Communist. Angered by the accu- never renewed. But he reamained with Saturday for a lecture. al," Mandel said. sations, Mandel called it a "witchhunt." KI'FA radio for 37 more years. William Mandel, the author of "Saying Mandel described his first involvement "To put it in a light way, 1 took Mandel said he was impressed with the No to Power," was blacklisted as a sus- with activism, an anti-ROTC demonstration McCarthy's testicles and shoved them number of progressive groups at JMU. pected Commmunist in the 1940s due to during his first year at City College of New down his throat," Mandel said. "There are over 900 JMU students his occupation as a published scholar of York (CCNY) in New York at the age of 15. Mandel said that shortly after his testi- involved in progressive groups," Mandel Soviet Studies at the Hoover Institution Mandel was expelled from CCNY in 1933 mony to McCarthy, he was asked to said. "I wrote my (new) book for this gen- at Stanford University. He gave a lecture because of this demonstration and never broadcast a program on Soviet Science for eration, I want to equip this generation on how "Radio Makes History" as part returned to the college. KPFA radio, the founding station for the with information from mine." of MACRoCk. "I refused to apologize to [the CCNY Pacifica radio network. Mandel said he thinks radio is a won- administrators], and "My program became the most popular derful medium for expression. "I hope that was therefore never program on the station," Mandel said. ■ill students can have the opportunity to be a readmitted," Mandel Mandel also had a television program part of the same type of radio that 1 have said. on San Francisco's KQED at the same time. experienced," Mandel said. Mandel said that Mandel said a few years after the start Virginia Commonwealth University stu- after becoming a of his television and radio programs, he dent Lauren Healy said she found Man- research assistant at and 40 other Americans were called del's topic to be a very interesting one. the American Russian before the U.S. House Committee on Un- "Anything having to do with radio or Institute in New York American Activities. Mandel, the only media interests me, so this was pretty and publishing two media member called to testify, and others exciting," Healy said. books, he was invited were asked if they had any affiliation with MACRoCk committee member senior to post-doctoral fel- the Communist party. Cas Richardson invited Mandel to JMU lowship at Stanford's Mandel played a tape of this testimo- earlier in the year and thought he would Hoover Institution in ny during his lecture. The testimony be a great addition to MACroCk. 1947. included phrases that he used such as, "1 wanted someone to offer something After participating "If you think 1 will cooperate with you other than music to MACRoCk," Richard- MADELINE BROOKSIamlribiiiing photographer in several demonstra- in any way you are insane," and "I want son said. "I think this generation is apathet- Mandel described being blacklisted as a suspected Communist. tions, Mandel was the fullest amount of publicity on this ic to social and political issues." Professor describes Breakin' at Chinese instruments 'Circles' BY STACY SMITH ence and demonstrating the sound they contributing writer produce, Hilliard played excerpts from A Fulbright scholar shared his unique CDs he purchased in Hong Kong. The first learning experience at Hong Kong Baptist sample, "The Old Monk Sweeping the Bud- University with the gathered group of stu- dhist Temple," described the step-by-step dents and instructors in Hillcrest. motion of a man sweeping. Professor of Composition John Hilliard The second sample was of erhu music, gave an informal talk on April 5 in the last which "has a definite sound similar to the of the Brown Bag Lecture Series. human voice," Hilliard said. Hilliard started the lecture by saying, In addition to the distinctive sounds that "I'm not an authority, I'm just going to do each traditional instrument produces, each a show and tell." note has a highly descriptive name such as Along with a stack of CDs to play for the "yellow bell." Assigning names to each note audience, Hilliard revealed a small collec- gives them "a stronger connection to exis- tion of traditional Chinese instruments that tence," Hilliard said. originated centuries ago. He has an exten- Steve Wanna, a second-year graduate sive knowledge and interest in traditional student in composition, found this seg- Chinese instruments. ment of the lecture particularly engag- Hilliard introduced the pipa, a ing. "That is the way acoustics actually stringed instrument that has the physical exist in nature, which is pretty neat," characteristics of a lute and produces a Wanna said. sound similar to a guitar's. Interesting connections have been made Hilliard also displayed the cheng and in traditional Chinese music. For instance, the erhu instruments. The cheng, which the yang qin, a hammer dulcimer, "doesn't can be traced back 4,000 years, is consid- sound much different from Celtic music," ered a precursor to all Western pipe Hilliard said. "The only difference is the organs. The erhu is a stringed instrument versification that we don't get with Chi- similar to the Chinese violin that features a nese music." sounding box with snakeskin covering. While at Hong Kong Baptist University, The bow and bow hair are threaded Hilliard taught 30 students. Each played between the strings of the instrument, traditional Chinese instruments. "Part of PHOTO COURTESY OF CYPRIAN MENDL1US unlike a Western fiddle in which the bow the experience for me was teaching stu- dents on instruments that I had no knowl- The Breakdancing Club hosted their first-ever "Circles" convention this weekend. is placed on top of the strings. Here, Colin Carpenter windmills for JMU in the breakdancing competition. After showing instruments to the audi- edge of whatsoever," Hilliard said.

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her dent Organization Awards. Stu- This year's Mistresses of Cere- The all-female a cappella group Note-Oriety performs at the fourth annual Leadership Celebration dent Ambassadors received the monies were seniors Kim Bell Wednesday at Grafton-Stovall Theatre. Students, faculty and staff were honored at the event. award for front-end budgeted and Jill Santora. Bell and Santora groups and Habitat for Humani- presented the first award for presented with the Bluestone Service Award was an honor to student with a positive influence ty for the non front-end budget- Outstanding Educational Pro- Award for Outstanding Adviser, win," Goulty said. "However the on peers, faculty and staff, and ed groups. gram, which honors a program formerly known as the Outstand- success I have experienced is the who delegates, communicates Throughout the evening there that made a positive impact to ing Adviser Award. fruition of many students' hard and empowers his or her organs was a variety of entertainment. JMU or the surrounding commu- The Student Community Ser- work and dedication to the com- zation members. It was awarded Peers Reaching Others through to senior Jack Neill for his work nity. The JMU Flute Club won vice Award, honoring a student's munity. I was extremely Motion performed a spirited rou- for its Flute Fling program. impact on an organization or impressed with the time and with Community Service Learn- tine incorporating dance and aer- community through service went devotion put into the awards cer- ing. Next came the Outstanding obics. P.R.O Motion is a group of New Program award, which to both junior Bryan Goulty and emony by SOS (Student Organi- Seniors Austin Adams and UREC aerobics instructors who Alpha Sigma Tau earned for its senior Kathleen Houser. zation Services)." Tracy Lambert were the recipients promote wellness education to The Taylor Award is for a of the Carrier Award. This award AIDS Walk program. "The Student Community others through motion. The Outstanding Fundrais- A cappella groups The Over- ing/Service Project honor went tones and Note-Oriety charmed to Sigma Nu for its Hoops for Outstanding Education Program Student Community Service Award the audience while the Break- Kids program. JMU Flute Club Bryan Goulty & Kathleen Houser dancing Club performed a flexi- For its Celebracion Latina, Outstanding New Program Taylor Award ble, energetic act. The event con- Club Latino claimed the Out- AIDS walk (AST) Jack Neill cluded with a reception in PC standing Entertainment Pro- Outstanding Fundraising/Service Project Carrier Award Ballroom that included music gram award. Hoops lor Kids (Sigma Nu ) Austin Adams & Tracy Lambert from the Mark Whetzel Quartet. Next, William Hall, a retired Outstanding Entertainment Program Burruss Award "Any member of the JMU JMU psychology professor, pre- Celebracion Latina (Club Latino) Campus Assault ResponsE (CARE) community, [including] faculty, sented the Hall Faculty award. Hall Faculty Award Outstanding Student Organization Award ° staff or students, is encouraged w to nominate individuals, pro- This award is given to a faculty Psychology professor Eileen Nelson Student Ambassadors (front-end — UJ grams or organizations for the member who has demonstrated Bluestone Award (Outstanding Advisor) budgeted) & Habitat for Humanity 3 an exceptional commitment to Rick Hill (Interfaith Campus Ministries) (Nonfront-end budgeted) awards," Morrow said. student learning outside the class- Nomination packets were room. It was awarded to psychol- given to clubs, organizations and ogy professor Eileen Nelson. advisers and could be found in Rick Hill, coordinator of Inter- EADIGSMIP CEi-EfefeATioN the student organization services faith Campus Ministries, was office or on their Web site in SCOM students talk about job searching

BY KARA FITZPATRICK to find a job. to realize that this first job is not the rest of view them." contributing writer She said the program was good your life." SCOM professor Steven Rollman also About 15 speech communication because it alleviated some fears she had The professors said the first job stu- gave some tips on how to have a good majors attended the Job Search Round- about getting a job. "The program gets dents get will usually only last for a cou- interview. "Share with them things that table on Wednesday evening to get advice faculty to show us we can make ourselves ple of years. will express [to them], can you do the job, from their professors about finding a job. more marketable," Shorter said. They said networking is key to finding will you do the job and can you get along Some of the topics discussed included About eight SCOM professors collabo- an ideal job. Students who talk to people with people," he said. He explained that resumes, successfully completing an inter- rated to address students' qualms about about careers and job opportunities and those three topics are of main importance view and general rules to follow when on jumping into the job market. carry around a business card are more to the employer. a job search. "I don't want you to think that you likely to Ian.! a good job. SCOM professor Anne Gabbard-Alley The roundtable was organized by the know now, or will ever know, what it is Another hot topic at the roundtable was said, "Basic things like having a nice firm SCOM Student Adivisory Committee. Jes- you really want to be for the rest of your how to conduct a successful interview. handshake are very important." sica Shorter, a member of the committee, life," SCOM assistant professor Michael "Don't look at the interview as a She also said a presentable appearance said that events like the roundtable are Smilowitz said to the students. "I still one-way street," SCOM assistant pro- is very important. The best way to check extremely helpful for SCOM majors don't know what I want to be when I fessor Deborah Gaut said. "Don't let your appearance is to ask your parents if because it is sometimes difficult for them grow up. I tell you this because I want you that opportunity pass you by to inter- you look good, Gabbard-Alley said. 61 THEI BREEZE I MONDAY, APRIL 10,2000 NEWS NMMMMI - ©©$©€>©© TALK TO A Our Food LIVE PSYCHIC * Love * Money * Relationships * Success Is All * Unique Psychic Vision AVAILABLE 24 HOURS A DAY TO HELP YOU. Find out what lite has in store Made*To*Order. lor you. Live Psychic Mvisot knows you, knows all, reunites lovers. Clear answep from G caring people Our customers sty we are incredible'.!! 533 University Blvd. • 574-3072 1825 S. Main St. • 574-3178 1-900-484-0022 Ext.iq

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—_ !A1 1 NEWS MONDAY, A*>RIL 10, 2000 I Tife EMIJEZE I 7 Colleges Visiting professor presents Bills propose mandatory sprinklers in dorms STATE COLLEGE, Pa. — A 1996 fire that killed five University of computer simulated heart North Carolina students on graduation day also left a legacy of change in safety measures for student housing. BY SANDRA MENDOZA categorized into New fire-prevention policies — including mandated sprinkler contributing writer the physiology systems in fraternity houses — have given North Carolina a safety A virtual heart model invented reputation that has become a model for other college campuses. or anatomy of by a top professor from New the heart. The Pennsylvania's legislators and fire officials are investigating ways to York University was presented to lessen the financial impact of installing sprinkler systems in student final stage a full auditorium in ISAT 159 showed the actu- residences, an issue brought to the forefront by recent fatal fires at Thursday night. New Jersey's Seton Hall University and at Bloomsburg University. al beating of the Charles Peskin, a professor of heart. The U.S. Senate is considering at least two bills concerning college mathematics at the Courant Insti- fire safety. One, the College Fire Prevention Act, proposes $500 Peskin tute of Mathematical Sciences at saidthat the vir- million in grants over five years to install sprinklers in dorms. NYU, is a premier scholar in com- Another bill, the Fire Safe Dorm Act of 2000, would require tual heart, which puational mathematics. His lecture was created on a colleges to produce statistics about the number of dorm fires, similar "Muscle and Blood: Computer Sim- to the way they are presently required to report crimes. supercomputer, ulation of the Human Heart," is dependent Student shoots up during class explained various mathematical upon the computations and introduced the advancement of virtual heart model. BOSTON — Students and faculty at Emerson College are still trying technology. "The to make sense of a classroom performance piece in which one Professor of Mathematics David pace of this pro- student injected an unknown substance into his or her arm. Pruett invited and introduced the ject is definitely speaker as part of the Visiting Schol- based on the The March 23 incident was part of an acting class assignment ars Program. that required students to bring props and perform an activity they do progress of com- every day. Those in attendance watched one student, whose name Peskin's study of heart disease is puters," he said. has not been released, use a syringe to inject a liquid. The course's founded in applying mathematics Anne Hen- instructor, Steve Yakutis, dismissed the class immediately after the to problems in medicine and biolo- ri ksen, associate student was finished. gy. "It's easier to model diseased professor of states of the heart instead of its manufacturing STEVE J ANZEN/.vcwVi/- photographer "It was a frightening situation," said a student who didn't want to healthy states," he said. be identified. "We saw someone who really needs help because and engineering The model is the result of two Charles Peskin discusses his virtual heart model. they live and breathe addiction. It seemed to many of us that it was at JMU, said, "•! a cry for help." decades of research on methods to wanted my students to attend nities in computer simulation solve the equations involved with because it applies to our mtxieling that would hopefully cause School officials agree and are looking into the incident. Still unclear, cardiac fluid dynamics. Using the they say, is whether any illegal substance was used. and simulation class." them to pursue graduate school model, a computer can generate a Senior math major Misty Rich in this field. His talk was well "The reported act is considered very serious and is being prediction of how a prosthetic addressed with the utmost concern for the interests and wellbeing of said, "This (computer simulation organized as well as informa- device would function within in an of the human heart] is a great tive; he showed fascinating the individual, the acting class and campus community," said Ronald actual heart. This helps optimize Ludman, Emerson's dean of students. example to see, especially since work." the design of artifical devices used Students in the class met with a campus counselor and decided I'm in a mathematical modeling Peskin's other research inter- with hearts. class." ests include cardiac fluid afterwards not to discuss the incident with anyone outside the class or The model was broken down to disclose the student's identity. Henriksen said, "It exposes dynamics, biomolecular motors into a number of stages, which were — FROM WIRE REPORTS students to wonderful opportu- and neuroscience.

Students to attend program for returning adult stu- guished and dedicated service to research conference dents, were honored Thursday at the Adult Degree Program. Nation the annual Bachelor of Individual- Microsoft found guilty of violating antitrust laws Eighteen JMU students will attend ized Study Banquet. ISAT grad programs the Fourteenth Annual National Con- Carol Lowe was honored as the receive national ranking 1999-2000 outstanding graduate in WASHINGTON — In a widely anticipated landmark decision, a federal ference on Undergraduate Research the ISP with the Elizabeth M. Fin- judge found software giant Microsoft Corp. guilty of violating the on April 27 to 29. Two graduate programs in JMU's layson Award. She graduated last nation's antitrust laws, setting tne stage for sweeping punishment that Approxi- College of Integrated Science and ma,e| December with a concentration in could include a corporate breakup. "i n ■ x y Technology have received high os,u governmental communication and a national rankings by U.S. News and U.S. District Judge Thomas Penfield Jackson's 43-page ruling in Brief 2°° - 4.0 gpa. could only be viewed as unalloyed bad news for Microsoft in the dents and World Report. Speech-Language Betty Gravett, who participated in Pathology was ranked 30th in the historic lawsuit brought by the Justice Department, 19 states (including faculty the Elderhostel program and nation, moving up from 47th last Illinois) and the District o? Columbia. from enrolled in the BIS program with a After the ruling, Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates vowed an across the nation will attend the three- year. JMU's audiology program theater concentration, claimed the retained its spot at 36th in the immediate appeal.This ruling turns on its head the reality that day conference at the University of first Elizabeth M. Finlayson scholar- nation. consumers know, that our software has made software for PCs more Montana. ship and the 1999-2000 Dean's accessible and affordable to millions," Gates said. "As we move JMUstudents have participated in 'The ranking by U.S. News and Scholar award. World Report affirms the hard work forward, we feel strongly about everything we've done and how we've the NCUR since 1989, making this The Outstanding Senior Pro- of a highly qualified faculty in pre- behaved." the twelfth year students have been ject Presentation awards went to senting a truly nationally recognized In the next phase of the case, Jackson will determine the invited to present their research. Denise Cusson, chair of the BIS curriculum," acting CISAT Dean Redmond, Washington-based company's penalties, ranging from Each student will give a 15- Alumni Mentor Program, and Jerry Benson said. "It is a great strict rules on how it behaves to the potentially severepunishment minute presentation of their Rick Larson, the associate vice benefit to the entire university in of a forced fragmentation into at least two and maybe more research to an audience of peers, president of student affairs. Cus- sending the message that we have companies. college faculty and will also be son's presentation was "Central graduate, as well as undergraduate, From the outside, Microsoft could now face a deluge of lawsuits reviewed by moderators. Coca-Cola Quality System" and programs of national prominence." beyond the 100 civil suits already filed, as competitors and The conference also gives the stu- Larson's "The Feasibility of Pro- U.S. News and World ReporX consumers act on the court's ruling. The widespread uncertainties dents a chance to hear prominent viding Management Competen- conducts its academic quality rank- over what the ruling means for technology companies in general national speakers in their fields of cies." ings by surveying deans, faculty were so great that worried investors, anticipating the judge's study. Of the three lecturers this year, Twelve students, including Rowe and administrators of accredited decision, caused the Nasdaq market to fall by 349 points, its largest one is an atmospheric scientist, and Cusson, were inducted into graduate health programs. Scores single-day drop ever. Microsoft stock closed the day at $90.87, down another a painter and print-maker, Pinnacle, a national honorary soci- for each school were averaged $15.37 or nearly 15 percent. and the third is a wildlife researcher. ety for adult and other nontraditional across all respondents who rated Today's ruling was not unexpected," Gates said last week. students. the school. "While we did everything we could to settle this case and continue Adult students honored Marion Doss, a political science —from staff reports to look for new opportunities to resolve this, we believe we have a Graduates of the JMU adult professor, received the 2000 Uni- strong case on appeal." versity Service Award for distin- — FROM WIRE REPORTS study program, an interdisciplinary 81 THE BREEZE | MONDAY, APRIL 10. 2000 NEWS

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SGA, from page 1 said the plan said there will for student affairs, and Bourne, has never be no more are both aware of the tension JMU NAACP and Center for worked. Field Foil additional between SGA and the athletic Multicultural and International Many stu- events for the department that handles the Student Services, have reported dent organi- year and that coordination of facilities and problems reserving locations, zations are r is just not fair events. Adams said. denied use of ijjri feel like the $GA' to the stu- "This is an issue we need to The first step in the facility facilities dents. She has sit down one on one with Austin request process is for students because there is doing all the work." no right to tell and the SGA and the athletics are so many from clubs and organizations to SG A President, us that." department," Bourne said. "It is contact Adams to request a cer- requests that I n just ineffective communication tain date and place. they cannot Austin Adams response to between the two sources." Adams then examines the all be filled. Adams' claim Warner said, "I am in the Austin requests and sends a list of dates TARA UNEBERRY/amirrffcMti that SGA is process of meeting with Jeff to Moorman's office. said he just doing all the Bourne to come into resolution Requests are fit into time wants it to be the fall," she said. But she cau- work, Moor- so facilities will be open and slots on the master calendar, easier for students to find out tioned even these early actions man said, "I disagree totally. This available." which lists all practices and when to put on events. cannot guarantee a group will is a process we agreed upon. Moorman also felt that events that are to take place in "In my opinion, there is no have its request fulfilled. There is great responsibility that improvements were necessary. JMU athletic facilities a few way u.y ui'rice can filter through Adams said SGA is bearing goes with renting a facility." "I think it needs to be months in advance. all the oodles of requests we get," more of the responsibility than Moorman said the reason the refined," she said. "Further dis- Contracts are then issued to Moorman said. "There is too they should. facilities are unavailable is cussion and evaluation would be organizations to rent the facili- much." "I feel like the SGA is doing because they are all booked. appropriate. In my own opinion, ties. Moorman recommends that all the work," Adams said. "We "We are limited by the fact it (the current plan to reserve This process sounds simple groups request the facilities do the athletic department's jobs, that most groups want to do fields) was a step in the right enough, but it has not run as months in advance. all their customer service and events in April," she said. direction." smoothly as anticipated. Adams "For spring events, plan in paperwork. Mrs. Moorman has Mark Warner, vice president

POLICE LOG, from page 2 capped hang tag from a car parked in Z-lot on April 4 at stolen through a routine check of DMV records. 3:50 p.m. The Convocation Center manager noticed the car Dangerous Practices The car was locked, but the sun roof was left open. parked in D-lot and called the parking office to have it tick- • A JMU student was judicially referred for dangerous • Unidentified individuals reportedly removed a propane eted. practices on April 4 at 5:59 p.m. in A-lot, after reportedly tank from a steel storage cage in the Convocation Center The Fairfax County police were notified and discovered hitting a parking sta1* member in the hand with a motor B entrance between April 3 at 2:30 am. and April 6 at 11 that the owner lives in Springfield. vehicle as the attendant was signaling the driver to stop. p.m. The subject reportedly zeroed in on the parking atten- The tank is valued at $40. Bicycle Accident dant, failed to stop, then swerved to the left at the last sec- • A black Volkswagen Jetta reportedly pulled out In front ond. Destruction of Public Property of two approaching cyclists on April 3 without stopping, • Two JMU students were judicially referred for danger- • Unidentified individuals reportedly removed the main causing one of them to lose control while crossing the ous practices on April 6 at 11:40 am. near Weaver Hall, keys from the keyboard of an Apple computer in Harrison tracks by Mr. Chips. after reportedly hitting golf balls across Interstate 81. Hall on April 5 between 8 am. and 12 noon. The operator reportedly failed to offer any assistance and left the scene. The rider suffered a dislocated shoul- Grand Larceny Burglary der. • Unidentified individuals reportedly removed a WVPT- • Unidentified individuals reportedly removed loose TV-owned laptop from an unattendic' table in the refer- change, wrapped coins, currency and a pair of leopard Outside Police Agency Assist ence area of Carrier Library on April 4 at 8:24 p.m. skin Express pants from a room in Eagle Hall on March 27 • Campus police requested the assistance of an outside The laptop is valued at $2,000. between 8:45 and 11:00 p.m. police agency on April 6 at 1:45 p.m. to execute a search The residents reportedly said the room was locked and warrant in Chesapeake Hall. Petty Larceny the keys were in their possession. Approximately $80 was Police seized contraband materials in the search. • Unidentified Indviduals reportedly removed $25 from an reported stolen. A related arrest was made and other charges are pend- unattended pocketbook in an unsecured office in CISAT ing. on April 3 between 10 and 10:30 am. Recovered Stolen Vehicle • Unidentified individuals reportedly removed a handi- • A stolen vehicle was reported to police by parking per- Number of drunk in public charges since Aug. 28: 79 sonnel on April 5 at 12 noon. They discovered it was 101 THE BREEZE I MONDAY, APRIL 10, 2000 OPINION

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Editor Gina Montefusco Managing editor Alison Manser Ads manager Haylie Lum Photo director Carrie Klinker News editor Jen Bonds News editor Tom Steinfeldl Asst. news editor Richard Sakshaug Opinion editor Steve Class Style editor Alison Snow Focus editor Amanda Capp Ass/, style/focus editor Julie Sproesser Sports editor Andrew Tufts DOWN HERE:, MISTER.'.* Asst. sports editor Travis Clingenpeel Copy editor Steve Janzen Asst. copy editor Kristen Petro Our generation does have a voice Photo editor Xris Thomas Photo editor Cindy Tinker A lot of people look at our King Jr. Task Force. Sullivan has placed on Iraq that they say Graphics editor Ryan Pudloski generation with scrutiny played a key role as a member of have devastated the Iraqi people Advisers Flip DeLuca and sarcasm. We are the this task force in seeing that Last Tuesday marked the Alan Neckowitz generation that no one has been King was recognized with a hol- "national day of action" against able to put a label on yet. Nothing iday at JMU. Sodexho Marriot Services, we have done or experienced to It's not just in elections where provider of dining operations for date has done anything to estab- students have been voicing them- over 400 college campuses, lish our generation in a positive selves. Recycling Awareness Week including JMU. light the way protesting for 2000, the week of March 21, was a The protest was held because civil rights and against the great success in raising awareness Sodexho Alliance, which took Vietnam War did for our baby of recycling issues, thanks in large over Marriot Management Ser- EDITORIAL POLICY boomer parents and the World part to the efforts of many people vices, is a share holder of the Cor- Wars did for our grandparents. on and off campus, including rections Corporation of America, Yet, our elders have had The house editorial reflects the opinion of the which is "responsible for no problem passing us off editorial hoard as a whole, and is DM incarcerating more than as lazy, unconnected tech- necessarily the opinion of any individual staff "We especially get knocked when two million Americans," nology junkies who don't member of the Breeze. according to JMU care at all for the affairs of it comes to politics, for which we the world. We especially protest organizer, junior Gina Montefusco ... editor Josh Cohen. get knocked when it are often labeled apathetic Alison Manser ... managing editor Some students of the Steve Glass ... opinion editor comes to politics, for which we are often labeled at best. " protest wore signs that apathetic at best. said, "Ask me why I don't have a meal plan" However, in the past couple of many Harrisonburg businesses and some of the protestors said Letters to the editor should he no more than weeks students at JMU have and JMU's Greek community, 500 words, columns should be no more than ^hey would cancel their meal shown that when it comes to poli— —We have also ecen-the stti i - Jans next semester so as not 800 words, and both will be published on a tics, our generation is anything the Progressive Coalition here on space available basis. They must be delivered to to support the Sodexho

The Breeze by mx>n Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. but uncaring. campus, which is devoted to Alliance. Obviously these The Breeze reserves the right to edit for clarity Just this past Wednesday we bringing together action-oriented events demonstrate how com- and space. elected a very involved Student people in the Struggle against passionate and involved our The opinions in this section do not necessarily Government Association presi- indifference and inhumanity, generation can be. reflect the opinion of the newspaper, this staff, dent, junior Mark Sullivan. Sulli- Just this past week we saw stu- or James Madison University. van was the chairman of the SGA dents unite on two fronts to speak While we may not be eager to bum our bras or carry controversial signs Academic Affairs Committee, is out against serious issues SPVPT-AI around, our eagernesse eme8s to leave anan the founder of the JMU Chapter of members of JMU's Amnesty Inter SdSu ^ ^ . Students for a Free Tibet and a national fasted for a wSproteS- can iP T Tutl P™*^ member of the Martin Luther ihg sanctions the VmSfS& %®3£&&S&8^ *"* OPINION MONDAY, APRIL 10, 2000 I THE BREEZE I 13 CONNECTED STEVEN LANDRY Technology may not be so bad after all At a point in the semester where we I was excited to see that JMU was going to monorail here on campus, JMU has done a It will be interesting to see how JMU will can hardly imagine ever being fin- try on-line registration. I had no idea it could good job trying to keep pace with the rapid- change with other advances in technology. ished with our classes, JMU calls possibly fail. On the other hand, I know peo- ly changing world of technology. I've been Health 100 will be offered on-line this sum- upon us to set our eyes to the future and reg- ple that are wary of any advances and are told West Virginia University's monorail mer through JMU, and depending on the ister for next semester's classes. almost frightened by the way technology has was recently judged the best people mover success of the class, I'd expect other depart- Last semester, we all got on the ECam- gripped our society. My mother, for exam- in the nation. West Virginia? Don't they, uh, ments to look into on-line classes, possibly as pus ship but hardly left the dock before it ple, bought so much bottled water to pre- never mind. You've probably heard that one a short-term solution to the dire need of started to sink. The first day to register for pare for Y2K that I was able to take several before. additional faculty. spring classes, November 1, the on-line reg- baths in it to ring in the New Year. Don't Along with the registrar's office, Dining Will laser tag replace Frisbee on the istration system was flooded with users and believe what you hear, it's definitely twice as Services has done some cool things with Quad? Probably not. If JMU was bought out taken out of commission. 1 honestly thought refreshing as a bath in tap water! technology. The conveyor belt at the Festival by dot com millionaires, would it be the Dot we were all going to die, but then I realized Yet other people learn to evolve with and the Nantucket Nectars fridge at PC Comvo instead of the Convo? Is it just a the whole ship thing was just a metaphor I technology and try to discover its advan- Dukes stick out in my mind, and the on-line coincidence that "PC" Dukes happens to made up. tages. For example, my grandmother hap- D-hall menu helps me make the most of serve "Mac"aroni? Props to the registrar's office for quickly pens to be an avid computer solitaire player. wing dings night. Though I'll miss having the phone regis- organizing a contingency plan. When I went She can beat your grandma. She can beat Technology has even changed the dating tration voice to yell at, I'm excited about to register, I got to fill out the classes I want- you, too. scene at JMU. Instead of the usual"call me," being able to register on-line. Judging from ed on an actual piece of paper, lounged in These days, you can do anything on-line, girls now try to pick me up using the line the comments of J.W. Myers, our assistant Wilson for a little while and then met a nice meet people, play games, shop and even "So you work for The Breeze! That's so sexy. vice president for information technology, it lady that registered me for the classes I order a Domino's pizza! Unfortunately, this E-mail me." Instant messaging through looks like the kinks and evil chose. It was actually a very pleasant regis- cutting-edge pizza technology has yet to AOL and ICQ has also brought people clos- software messaging agents have been tration, and it made me wonder why her come to Harrisonburg, but I pondered er together. worked out of ECampus, and registra- computer could register me and mine ordering a pizza for movie star Nicolas Cage Though it might be hard for you to tion should go fairly smoothly this couldn't. Call it computer envy. out in California until I realized I didn't believe, I was an Internet newbie once, and time around. In cases like these, I have to wonder if know which toppings he preferred. Just a was confused the first time I saw someone Though some alumni would like to technology really makes anyone's lives easi- minor detail. write "IM me." I thought, "Well, I'm me too. believe things have steadily gotten worse- at er. And III put my money on this on — if Fortunately, Y2K proved to the world Why do people type that? Is this some kind JMU ever since D-hall stopped serving beer, ECampus doesn't work this time, there's that technology is here to stay (or at least of identity crisis chat room?" i soon discov- on-line registration is a fine example going to be a lot of people that are going to until Y3K.) Will this registration period ered IM is a verb, and it will probably make of how JMU has taken the lead in try- be very disillusioned with technology. Per- prove the same or will disgruntled students it into the next dictionary, along with a ing to ease the painful process of sonally, I like new technological advances. start riots, doing everything unthinkable brand new definition for "cookie." I con- class registration. For example, I have one of those electric including installing games in the computer demn the person who tried to sugarcoat ill- razors and frequently use the device known labs? tasting, privacy-invading technology by call- Steven Lamln/ is a wphoniorc TSC and CIS as the "Internet." Other than the unfortunate lack of a ing it a cookie. major.

Dart... Dart... Darts A"didn't-your-mothers-teach-you-not-to-play- A "return-the-birds-and-no one gets-hurt" dart to with-fire-extinguishers" dart to the boys in the spoilsports who stole the flamingos in front of Chesapeake Hall who thought it would be a great the Copy Center over April Fools weekend. and Pats idea to spray the hall with an extinguisher, even Sent in by all the folks who miss the pink ones and though there was no fire. don'/ think this was a very funny April Fool's joke. Darts & Hats are submitted anonymously and Sent in by a ticked off birthday girl who didn 't printed on a space-available basis. Submissions think evacuating Chesapeake was a very good are based upon one person \v opinion of a given situation, person or event and do not necessarily present and thinks you all need to grow up. rejlect the truth. Dart- Dart... A "way-to-leave-us-stranded" dart to our A "put-trash-where-it-belongs" dart to the person roommate for bailing on our lease at the last minute. who put his trash under my tire. Sent in by your four former roommates who think Sent in by an angry student who is sure they are that if you were going to "change " and "grow " it not the only one who ranks this as one of her biggest should have been for the better. pet peeves. Pat... Pat... A "thanks-for-being-a-good-sport" pat to the A "thanks-for-all-your-hard-work" pat to Jen talented a cappella guy we kidnapped for our McKeever and Habitat for Humanity for all their scavenger hunt. work on the Hillside Field Fest on Saturday. From six girls who think you 're worth more than Sent in by a student who had a great time despite 100 points. the rain. Pat- Pat... A "thanks-for-doing-a-good-deed" pat to the girl A "thank-you-for-the-random-act-of-kindness" pat in Y-lot who gave me a ride home to get a spare key. to the girl who let me use her JAC card for the Sent in by an absent-minded sophomore who vending machine. locked her keys in her car while it was still running. Sent in by a student who will make sure to pass along the kindness. 141 THE BREEZE| MONDAY, APRIL 10,2000

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So, it's up to sex, love (oops, I I'm fortunate enough to be friends with. are no substitutes for actual conversation. they can tackle the creme-filled pastry of mean the big B.O.B.I.T.) and stories of your First: Never ever forget to hold your Eighth: Keeping all the songs you interpersonal relationships we reverently classmate's woes to titillate and amuse you date's hand after the halfway point in the ungraciously labeled as "our" on your call "love," then I can write a column as you sit uncomfortably in your Vietnam- first date, assuming that person isn't a slack- MP3 list once you've stopped seeing about it. era grade-school chair/desk contraption jawed, bestial spawn of Satan with really each other is neither healthy nor sane, Many of you may remember a column I before your class begins. bad breath and fungus-encrusted fin- especially if you employ the shuffle wrote last semester about the battle of the I referred to the B.O.B.I.T. as a creme- gernails. mode on a regular basis. sexes. While the conclusions 1 reached did- filled pastry earlier because, like a dough- Second: An Adam Sandier movie actu- Ninth: Confucius said, one must n't spark universal acceptance, they did sire nut, it looks good perched up there on the ally is a suitable date film, assuming that break all contact with previous romantic several other columns with similar titles shelf, waiting to be greedily consumed like your date is under age 16. relationships because one of you (your and similar ideas (not one mentioned my a meatball sandwich by Norman Third: Long-distance relationships have current beau, yourself, your ex) will go own, but hey, I'm not bitter). Schwarzkopf at Bjorn's Swedish deli- about as much chance of survival after the absolutely nuts if you don't. I've seen the Having written on the topic so long ago, catessen and Polka lounge. Oh, but watch first month as a Steve Forbes presidential phenomenon work first-hand, and it I won't endeavor to produce a paltry out — that Bavarian creme nucleus for campaign, so don't think you can beat the isn't pretty. You will be stalked, George Lucas-esque sequel that has no which you're striving is packed full of system — you can't. harassed, or left alone to jabber incoher- chance of standing on its own. It is merely things that look good, but once you've par- Fourth: Party-poppers (those little ently like Michael Stipe in "End of the my intention to bring to light my troubles taken — and usually too quickly — you'll thumb-sized barrels of laughs that when World." that will cause you to viciously laugh, taunt regret your decision so fast it'll make Jeff you pull the string in the back explode in a And finally, Tenth: As confusing, and point fingers in my general direction. I Daniels speeding through the hot tea and mini-fireworks type of display) can be demoralizing, ego-smashing, and fleeting as don't think a slew of editorials will follow toilet scene in "Dumb and Dumber" look entertaining and quite fun given plenty of it can sometimes be, the big B.O.B.I.T. can this particular diatribe, but here's hoping if like Pokey the tortoise. patience, a mutual sense of humor, and a be the great experienced) of your laughing- ly brief life. It can open your eyes and make people so decide to write about love (hence But what, you ask, has left me so shal- loaded extinguisher. lucidly clear the strangeness and unique- forth to be known as the big Baneful, Over- low, hulking, pessimistic and shell-like that Fifth: If you don't actually ask for ness that is your own existence. It will exposed, Bloated, Institution of Tempestu- it makes Flounder from "Animal House" his/her phone number, they won't know undoubtedly make you a better person for ousness ... or, the B.O.B.I.T.) their articles look like Peter Gallagher's suave tycoon you want it. show a sparkle of wit or verbal acumen. character from "American Beauty"? Sim- Sixth: Never blow out one of those giant having experienced it. Why, you ask, am I writing another ply: life as I know it. So, I offer to you some scented candles with the four wicks if drab thousand words about what most of advice — and this is applicable to both you're within 8 feet of glass, silk, your sig- Dan Maurer is a junior political science you already think you know? Because, as sexes — that will hopefully keep you from nificant other, or most importantly your insightful as Dan Rather and Wolf Blitzer erring in the wide world of collegiate dat- $2,000. Melted wax splatters with ease, major. BREEZE READER'S VIEW RUSSELL GRIFFITH Student fills God-shaped vacuum in heart possible. /|IT1 here is a God-shaped vacuum in or any time I did something wrong, that to Christ. Once I made this decision, it was Even though 1 decided to have a person- the heart of every man, which was sin. My sin kept me from entering so comforting to know that Christ had heaven. Because of God's perfection, he come into my life and that he would never al relationship with Christ at a young age, -1- cannot be filled by any created everyday I still make the decision to follow thing, but only by God the creator, made cannot be in the presence of sin. leave. him. It is a decision I could walk away from known through Jesus Christ." (from the My parents explained that none of my It was not until my freshman year in high school that I realized the significance anytime I wanted to, but God will never book "Pensees," by Christian author good deeds, like going to church, could and importance of the decision I had made walk away from me. Blaise Pascal) bring me closer to God. There was absolute- when I was younger. I finally grasped that One of the great things about God is that This quote illuminates the realization ly nothing that I could do to earn my way what God desires most is a personal rela- he has placed the weight of obtaining eter- that all people are in need of a personal rela- into heaven. tionship with me. During my freshman nal life on what has been done, as in Jesus' tionship with God, and this relationship At first this bothered me because I knew year I began to really see how much God death, and not on what we need to do. This with God is the only way in which we can I was not perfect. I wanted to figure out loves me, and I decided to pursue his plan is so important because it emphasizes that have eternal life. This realization is what has how I could possibly be able to experience a relationship with Christ. My parents then for my life. God started to reveal himself to our relationship with him is a gift, which is changed my life. me in so many new ways. I began to trust free, not a reward earned by merit. I grew up in a Christian household with went on to explain to me that God sent his God more and more and to rely on him to I hope you will take what I said serious- parents who raised me with Christian val- son, Jesus Christ, to earth to die on the cross guide my life. I know that God has a won- ly. Take into consideration what I have said ues. As a family we attended church regu- as the penalty for our sins. After being dead derful plan for my life, a plan far greater and how this relates to your life. This is a larly where I would hear Bible stories, sing for three days, Jesus rose. than anything I could ever conjure up. decision that is of utmost importance to songs and color in pictures of Jesus. All this Through his death and resurrection, we Since beginning my personal relation- everyone, and choosing nothing is the same time though, my parents would tell me are now able to experience that relationship with God and live eternally with him. All I ship with Christ, there have still been as choosing against God. One can either about how God loved me so much, and bumps along the road and obstacles to choose to have a personal relationship with how He desired a personal relationship had to do was believe that Jesus' death and resurrection has saved me from my sin and overcome, but the wonderful aspect of God God, or reject him, and choosing nothing is with me. I was not able to experience God's is that despite my actions, he always stays the same as rejecting him. God can change love and have a personal relationship with I just need to receive him as my Lord and by my side. He guides me through all of my anyone's life, just like He has changed mine. Him because I had sin in my life. I did not Savior. Through that I could experience a personal relationship with God. This was difficulties. Every morning it is such a relief quite understand what they meant by sin, to know that I am facing the day with him Russell Griffith is a junior operations man- so they explained to me that whenever I the answer I was looking for, so at the on my side, and through God all things are agement major. disobeyed them, or fought with my sister, young age of eight, 1 decided to give my life Topic: What's the craziest dream you've ever had? "/ dreamed I was "1 dreamed the old "I dreamed that I dreamed I pregnant and band '97s came my mom ivas an was fighting an ave birth to a ami kidnapfvd me Indian, a lesbian, army of Ninjas lasketball." for a private and had a lover in my friend's concert, then I in the plains backyard." woke up. Damn." region."

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■ King Lear "If children leave their impression on you, From the slums of the then I believe they have fulfilled their mis- Renaissance to the squalor sion." ofY2K BARBARA MOYERS, ELEMENTARY EDUCATOR Page 25 Page 23 Visions Take Form Zirkle Gallery exhibits six handmade silk dresses and studies of Italian- influenced architecture styles

BY STEVE JANZEN She likened the coloring process to that of senior writer watercolor painting. Two artists' visions take form this While most of the six models knew the week in Zirkle House; one in folds of fine- artist in some way, she said she picked the ly crafted silk, the other in the geometric women because they were "beautiful precision of architecture. women that struck me." Senior Jenny Goode displays her work During the show's opening last Mon- — six intricate silk dresses — in Zirkle's day, the models stood on platforms of Artworks Gallery. While each handmade varying heights for two hours as they dis- dress has a distinctly different look, they played Goode's dresses. retain a powerful sense of style that obvi- Visitors during regular gallery hours ously belongs to Goode alone. will have to use their imaginations, since One of the reasons for each dress' the dresses now hang on plaster busts. unique look is that they were "designed to Senior Christina Milton's show, on dis- bring out the strengths and qualities" of a play in Zirkle's Other Gallery, tries to pholos cuuncsy uj CHRISTI MATTHEWS particular woman, Goode said. Before bring back a piece of Florence through Sarah McCall, left, and junior Katie Kavanagh, right, model Jenny Goode's silk beginning work on the dresses, Goode geometric studies of architecture. dresses last Monday night in Zirkle House. picked a model who would be the inspira- The exhibit is a combination of both tion for each piece. drawings and frescoes that are studies in The six floor-length dresses display Florentine building design. Milton spent several different colors that vary from the fall semester studying abroad in Italy, shades of red and blue to tan and purple. where she said she "became infatuated Each work has beautifully unique design with the architecture." that complements the color and dress She said she was intrigued by the TWO ARTISTIC style. mathematical harmony in the buildings One of Goode's creations consists of and took her sketch book almost every- VISIONS several pieces of blue silk in varying where she went. shades paneled in a black background. The drawings, which are dotted with WHAT: Works by senior Jenny Goode Some of these panels are intricately deco- compass marks, show an acute attention and senior Christina Milton rated with images of Victorian queens and to detail and symmetry. other characters. The back of the dress is The frescoes weren't completed until tied together with fine silk laces. she returned to JMU, but are based on the WHERE: Zirkle House Gallery Each dress represents over 100 hours on-site drawings. of work by the artist, who said she has These works reflect her usually more WHEN: April 3 to April 15, Monday - been working on the exhibit for the last organic style and contain pieces of terra Thursday noon to 5 p.m., Friday - Sat- STEVE JANZEN/jcn/ur plwloxrapher eight months. Goode started each dress cotta from Tuscany, blue tile from the Ital- urday noon to 4 p.m. with pieces of plain white silk and then ian alps and Italian marble ground into Christine Milton's frescoes of Floren- dyed, painted and stitched them together. the plaster. tine architecture, on display in Zirkle. Ensembles combine for Mozart performance tions. The vocals and instrumentation will BY BRIAN SHOWALTER event is because this is the final work of a staff writer A COMPLEX career that spans this kind of productivi- intertwine and compliment each other This Tuesday, April 11, the JMU ty," McCashin said. "Besides the fact that throughout the piece to form a complex Chorale and Chamber Orchestra will per- it is just one of those incredible pieces of musical work. form Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's MUSICAL WORK music written for orchestra and chorus." "The two ensembles create such a Requiem providing a unique listenii.g Mozart had been working on the magnificent sound together, it's really WHO: The JMU Chorale and experience. Requiem for two to three months before he quite beautiful," said senior Kelli Burke, Robert McCashin, director of orches- Chamber Orchestra died in December 1791. Unable to complete an alto soloist in the Chorale. tras at JMU, is the conductor for the this final composition, two composers, Junior Dale Zarlenga, spirit leader for WHAT: Performance of Wolfgang Joseph Eybler and Xaver Sussmayr, offered the Chorale, summed up the opportunity Chamber Orchestra, as well as the JMU Amadeus Mozart's Requiem Symphony and the Opera/Theatre their contributions in order to complete the by saying, "Both groups have worked work before the version that will be per- hard for this, and I definitely think all the Orchestra. WHEN: Tuesday, April 11 in Wilson The Chorale consists of over 70 stu- formed tuesday evening was completed by hard work will be clearly heard on Tues- dents and Kevin Fenton, director of choral Hall at 8 p.m. Richard Maunder in 1986. day night." activities at JMU, who serves as the con- The piece runs nearly one hour in The concert will take place in the Wil- ductor. ADMISSION: $2 at the door length. It will provide a listening experi- son Hall Auditorium at 8 p.m. The price of "The reason that it is such a unique ence unlike most other musical composi- admission is $2.

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BY KATHLEEN REUSCHLE contributing writer "I used to think that if I worked with my son hard enough, he could learn," said Pleasant Valley Elementary aid Vicky Hensley, who is also a parent of a special needs child," but I realized that these children were not born to learn; they were bom to teach." Pleasant Valley Elementary was one of 13 schools that participated in the annual Very Special Arts Day Festival held at the Harrisonburg Recreation Center on Friday. The festival, an opportunity for children with mental dis- abilities to interact with JMU students and community members through artistic expression, was coordinated by junior Art Education major Laura Lee Gulledge along with JMU's art fraternity Kappa Pi. During the festival, students had an opportunity to participate in several workshops like clay sculpting with JMU art education students and stage makeup with JMU theatre students. Junior ISAT major Courtney Wilson KATY MA("KAY/( (iiiuibiiijiii; plwlograpliei coordinated a dance workshop while students in the gym worked with teachers and volunteers to make tissue Nathan Walker, right, shows off his craft project to fellow student Tommie Branch at Friday's Very Special Arts Day paper flowers, bowl maracas, sun catchers, and string idea that no physical or mental challenge can limit the phones, among other crafts. Moyers said, "One of my students went and picked human potential to create." dandelions for everyone in the class when we were out- Guest music therapist Kathy Helms also led the stu- Kay Smith, the executive director of VSA, Va. traveled dents in a bell choir performance. side yesterday. Y thought to myself, here is this child from Richmond to participate in I larrisonburg's festival, who was given such compassion, love, and sensitivity, The bell choir was made possible by the Virginia State one of several she will visit this month. Across the United but who can't do math. Having the opportunity to affiliate of Very Special Arts (VSA), an international pro- States, more than one million people from 15,000 commu- work with a child like this changes you. These children gram founded in 1974 by Jean Kennedy Smith as an edu- nities participate in VSA, in addition to the 80 countries may not make great strides, but if they leave their cational partner with the John F. Kennedy Center for the that make up the international program. impression on you, well, then I believe they have ful- performing arts. The program's mission is "to explore the Closing the day, Pleasant Valley teacher Barbara filled their mission."

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em should be wordless Art for art's sake flight ol birds, m should be motionless in timi moon climbs . -Aichibdkl MucHtihh An artistic explosion of activities will decorate campus as Gardy Loo! literary magazine sponsors Arts Week Madison Dance Club Performance Monday April 10, 5:30 p.m. PC Ballroom BY KRISTIN UNGER that exists between JMU and the Hispanic com- contributing writer _, munity. What better way than through the Poetry Reading The second annual Arts Week has arrived. arts!" said junior Brianne Russell, an active Arts Monday April 10, 8-10:30 pin Longer than its name sounds, Arts Week actual- Taylor Down Under Week volunteer. Co- Sponsors: UI'B and Arts Week ly runs ten days from April 6 to April 16, and is Arts Week has grown immensely since its' packed with events for students, faculty and premiere last spring. "Last year we found "Arts in the Civil Rights Movement" community members. These events offer a great that we had to keep reiterating what we were Student Faculty Roundtable Discussion opportunity to view JMU student artwork, par- doing. There is more recognition and support lucsday April II, .Spm Taylor 306 ticipate in open discussions and hear various this year, which is a huge help," said Reed. readings on art-related topics. This year there are more events to par- Student Faculty Roundtable Discussion "The purpose of Arts Week is to give the ticipate in and the events are bigger than Wednesday April 12, 5pm students of the arts at JMU a forum," said last year. Russell hopes that more people location: TB A senior Kristin Reed, head of the Arts Week will be informed about Arts Week this year Women's Film Festival Committee. She said Arts Week sets aside a and get involved in the festivities. In honor of women in the Arts time for art students to show their work to "I am hoping that more people get Thursday April 13, 8-10:30pm other students. Taylor Down Under involved so that different interests can be Senior Tim Hartman who played a large sparked," Reed said. Undergraduate Paper Conference role in beginning the first Arts Week last spring Two events that the Arts Week committee is Saturday April 15 v. said, "1 hope that this year's Arts Week will particularly excited about are the student-facul- 10-ll:15/ll:30-12:45/2-4pm (Tentative times) continue to build awareness of the Arts on cam- ty roundtable discussion on arts in the civil ZMM Showkcr pus, without the Arts, we are just another virtu- rights movement, and the student reading of 10-Mlnute Play Festival al university." "The Sun Also Rises." Saturday April 15, all day Arts Week officially kicked off on Satur- "Students and faculty are invited to come Theater II day, April 8, with speaker Sandra Cisneros, and participate in the roundtable discussion and Co- Sponsored by Arts Week author of "The I louse on Mango Street" and and the Stratford PlayOIS the reading. They are very laid back and the "Woman Hollering Creek and other stories." roundtable discussion is a chance for students Students reading: The Sun Also Rises This year, Arts Week and Multicultural and faculty to communicate openly outside of. Sunday April 16, 1pm Week are taking place at the same time. class," Reed said Library Conference Room 107 Because of this, many events are designed to Students and Faculty Welcome Hartman said he anticipates that future Arts Come to listen or read between I and (>pm attract a more diverse crowd. Weeks will include many other organizations "We hope it is a start in bridging the gap and get people involved all over campus. 24lTiii:bkEEZE| MONDAY, APRIL 10,2000 STYLE

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and modern approaches near ► Work by seniors Jenny Goode and Christina Milton: Zirkle BY JOANIE CLARK girl, however, the strong facade that House Artworks and Other Galleries — Monday-Thursday, contributing writer Bream possessed earlier left and she fell noon-5 p.m., Friday and Saturday, noon-4 p.m., free The Shakespearean tragedy "King into a rut of ironed-on concern that ► The 10th Annul New linages Exhibition: A juried photo competi- Lear," performed by the Stratford Players never deviated from the same facial tion for die Mid-Atlantic States Zirkle House New Image Gallery — at Theatre II last week, was artistically expression. Monday-Thursday, noon-5 p.m., Friday aixl Saturday, ncon-4 p.m., free molded from the slums of the Renaissance A shocking moment in the play was ► JMU MFA Degree Exhibition, paintings and drawings by to the squalor of Y2K. when Edgar, played by senior Robert Wil- Shay Herring Clanton: Sawhill Gallery — Monday-Friday, 1030am - Both the costumes and scenery were son, crawled onto the stage wearing nothing ART 4:30 p.m. and Satunlay-Suiulay, 1:30-4:30 p.m., free cleverly adapted for practical uses in the but splotchy mud. Gradually transforming ► A special event video retrospective by Sadie Bcnning: Sawhill script. Shopping carts used for coffins, as from the eerie disposition of a frightened Gallery — Tuesday, 4:30 p.m.. free well as stocks, complimented the "street animal to a powerful but deranged man, ► Window exhibit by Li: Moss, colored pencil exhibit by Ana Mine corner" scenery and reminded the audi- Wilson deeply enhanced the disturbing feel- Liddell, a retrospective by Paul Miller Kline: Sycamore House Gallery ence of the severity and injustice of the ing that had been building throughout the — Tuesdiy-Friday, 10-6 p.m., Saturday, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., free time when the play was originally com- play. The extended amount of time that he posed and performed. was naked, however, was distracting and ► I hamberorchestra concert: Wilson Hall —Tuesday, 8p.m., $2 Camouflage and netted shirts helped upstaged the other actors. ► Guitar ensemble concert: Anthony-Seeger Auditorium — distinguish the king's entourage from Other great performances were of the Monday, 8 p.m., free earls and dukes, but the king himself, two eldest daughters of King Lear, Goner- MUSIC ► F.udry concert: Anthmy-Sccger Auttonum— Wednesday, 8 p.m., tree played by junior H. Austin Bragg, was so ill and Regan played by senior Christine ►Tn*iiK«x'd*>iru»iccn:Wilsm 1UI Aiihu ruin—Thursday, 8 p.m., free shabbily clad that only his demeanor Joelle Torreele and sophomore Kathryn ► MikmSuigeBOxutEmiuiiudnpt^iiiilClMicli—Sunday, )pirt,fce made it clear that he was a king. Lawson, respectively. They reacted well to The play's action began with an each other, and their on-stage relationship ► 1'iTciNiKoensembleaiiKc-n: MUSK Building Rm. 108—Sundry, 5 pin., $2 excellent portrayal of phony admiration was believable. Lawson's voice tone was for the king. Then Cordelia, the especially convincing. As her character ► Spring student dance concert: Godwin Hall studio theater youngest daughter of the king played began to change, her voice matured and Rm. 355 —Thursday-Saturday, 8 p.m., $3 with JAC card, $5 by junior Carolyn Bream, introduced DANCE compensated for the more complex char- general admission the conflict by adamantly refusing to acter that she was playing. flatter her father with compliments to The downside of the play was its ► Tlie Mystery of Edwin Ctood: Theater II — Thursday-Friday, 8 win his favor. length. The play lasted for over four hours p.m. ami Saturday, 2 p.m. ami 8 p.m., $5 After this announcement, the players THEATRE and the cramped "black box" stage Showtime at the Apollo: Wilson I fall Audiionum — Fnilry, 8 were successful in creating a feeling of ► seemed to close in after a while. Despite p.m.,Yrec discomfort in the drama that leaked off the energetic performances from the the stage and into the audience. People actors, the audience's attention began to began shifting in their seats as a heavy subside in the middle of the second half, ► Pat McGee Bind (D release party: Tr.tx — Momfciy, 9 p.m., $12 for aura of regret penetrated the room. Once as watch lights started flickering on and BANDS (,'D and free ticket to the slxnv available at Plan 9 Bragg began his retaliation towards the off to check the time. ► Grafton-Stovall Theatre: Student Film Festival, Tuesday, 7 p.m., free. 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"We hope this will blow up in >- Baseball Trauma the next couple years" The sports editor reflects on a history of Mets tragedy JUSTIN KITTREDGE Pact 31 see story below All-Star game blows up Greeks and Independents square-off in first annual intramural game; dunk and 3-point contests highlighted BY KATHLEEN REUSCHLE to put it together down low JMU President Dr. Linwood contributing writer where they dominated the offen- Rose, and Center for Multicul- The Greeks struggled against sive boards. However, the tural and International Student the Independents this Saturday, Indy's seemed to spread the Services Director Zebulun Dav- losing 67-97 in the first annual scoring out a little better than enport. The winning dunk Intramural All-Star Game. the Greeks, showing great distri- belonged to David L. Cherry, The event, organized by club bution of the ball. and the winning three point basketball members junior Justin At the half it didn't look so shooter was Ricky Dierker, who Kittredge, seniors Dirron Allen bad — the Greeks were only los- was also the Indy's leading scor- and Brian Cooke, was the first ing by eight — but then they er. Junior Phil Paspales led scor- Greek versus Independent game. came out struggling in the sec- ing for the Greeks. Each team was made up of ond period. They were hurt by "We hope this will blow up selected all-stars from each of poor shot selections on the in the next couple years, because the eight different club teams offensive half. The Indy team it's good for competition, and that practice at UREC three remained poised and had the interaction between Greeks and times a week. Dav*id Cherry Greeks put away by the four non-Greeks," Kittredge said. was in charge of picking the minute mark. "Hopefully we'll see the place Indy team, and Kyle Kouchin- What kept it moving in God- packed with everyone having a sky selected the stars for the win was deejay J-Storm, good time next year." Greek team. WXJM's Jamaal B. Carei, who Davenport said, "Usually • Once underway, both teams made sure everyone had a good Greeks tend to be separated tried to utilize a run-and-gun time at the game. from things, so it was a great JANE McHUGH / senior photugrupher type offense but only Indy After it was over, the club idea to bring the two together The Greek Alt-Stars took on the Independent All-Stars in action seemed to really get it to work sponsored 3-point shooting and for a good time, and for students this weekend in the first annual Intramural All-Star Game. effectively. The Greeks were able dunking contests judged by to enjoy themselves." Tennis falls to CAA-rival ODU Team hopes to finish strong going into CAA Championships this weekend BY JEFFREY CRETZ doubles did a great job," Lux close match that anyone could senior writer said. "They deserve a lot of cred- have won.". The men's tennis team domi- it because they didn't have a Secord said,"We gave it nated doubles play on Friday whole lot of experience coming everything we had and got in afternoon, but were not able to into the match." a good position early, but the hold off the relentless singles Lux also said that his doubles competition was hard today. attack of Old Dominion Universi- team stepped up their play and But its certainly nothing to ty, falling 2-4. With the loss, JMU made a few adjustments. hang our heads over." dropped to 8-9 overall, and 4-3 in "I thought we stepped up The Dukes now focus on the CAA play. today," Lux said. "We (Elliot and CAA Tournament. The consen- Coach Steve Secord said he I) have had trouble the past cou- sus among the players is that thought his team played hard in ple of matches, so we needed to JMU will be playing conference an evenly fought match. make a change." powerhouse Virginia Common- "We got off to a good start by Fourth-seeded Elliot found the wealth in the second round. winning doubles, which put us in only singles success of the day, "We are looking to finish a nice position early," Secord winning in straight sets, 6-2,7-6. strong," Secord said. "I don't said. "As for the singles, we had '1 started off strong serving know if it would improve our three matches go three sets each. and volleying, but in the sec- seeding, but I think we'll proba- (Sophomore) Andrew (Lux) had ond set I started to get tight," bly be a four or a five seed, which beaten his guy earlier in the fall Elliot said. "In the end 1 was would mean we'd be slated to on clay, and (junior) Luis (Rosa- able to put it all back together play VCU in the second round." do) and his opponent have been and earn some solid points." Lux said, "VCU has been back and forth all year. So those In the closest match of the number one for years. They just matches are going to probably go day, Rosado lost his singles play in another dimension. But if three sets most of the time." match in three sets, 4-6, 6-1, and we win, we have nothing to lose, The first-seeded doubles team 3-6. Lux didn't get to finish his so we'll just go out to the CAAs of Lux and sophomore Jamey match, which was in the third set, and give it our best." Elliot cruised through their dou- due to time constraints. Elliot said, "I think we bles match, winning 8-3. The "I played awesome in the should do fairly well in the third-seeded team of freshman first set but it was very exhaust- tournament. We'll probably FILE PHOTO duo Mike Hendricksen and Adri- ing," Lux said. "I was about to have to play VCU in the semis, aan Wintermans also vron, 8-6. come had? hr the third sefwtienr •bar the toadmp "to- rhaf pehrf Junk* Lxfiw Rosado'tost his singles match,'4-6, 64., 9>6. The Bakes ' • "The freshmen who won the match was called. It was a shouldn't be too tough." head to Richmond for the CAA Championships this weekend. — 301 THE BREEZE | MONDAY, APRIL 10, 2000 SPORTS

H, 126 NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR TYPOGRAPHICAL OR PHOTOGRAPHY ERRORS. QUANTITY RIGHTS RESERVED SPORTS MONDAY, APRIL 10, 2000 I THE BREEZE I 31 STUCK BEHIND THE TALL GUY ANDREW TUFTS Growing old and bitter with the Mets I'm a Mets fan (pause for sympathy "Are you a Mets or Yankees fan?" the of winning. Unfortunately, a Kenny second start came in Shea Stadium, tears). For years I have waited, patiently man queried. Rogers bases-loaded walk gave the Braves where expectations start at the top of the anticipating the day when the Mets "Mets," I said in my meekest voice so a cheap series win (so I'm bitter). would climb back into the playoffs and World Trade Center. He's in the last year only he would hear. Now this season, people are already regain their share of dominance not only of his contract, needs to prove himself, The kind soul gave me the "gold counting the Mets out of any chance and has proven himself in the past. Give in the National League, but more impor- card" 1 so desired; and I'll give you three for a playoff spot. Granted, we're only tantly in New York. him at least three more starts before you guesses (first two don't count) on who it six games into the season, but here's jump up his ass. I watched Darryl Strawberry let his was. Anthony Young! The man who the top three misconceptions about the As for Bell, last year was basically an (,i reer slip away and go off to Los Ange- went on to lose as many games, straight, 21)00 Mets. les. At the same time, I saw the Doc injury year for him. His best offensive as I was old, twice over. Oh, cruel justice! #1: Don't compare Todd Zeile to years have historically come the season (Gooden) become less and less like Dr. I also witnessed John Olerud. after a down year, so there's no reason to I i\ ingston and more like Dr. Nick Riviera. Game Six of the '86 True. Zeile is not believe this year will be any different. I saw the "Bonehead Play of the Year" u World Series (the day ,. . . . Olerud; that goes without Expect to see the numbers .300, 20,100 in awarded when Vince "Honey I Blew Up that will live in infamy tven Key Ordonez had saying. Although its his future again this year. the Kid" Coleman was wise enough to for Boston fans) when tempting, try not to judge #3: The 2000 Mets are worse than throw a lit firecracker into a group of fans, Mookie Wilson an error over there, Zeile based on Olerud's the 1999 Mets. which ended up scorching a female spec- squeezed a dribbling numbers. Yes, the Mets Who's to say whether this is true or tator's face. Brilliant. single through the something he hasn't lost one of the best all- false? Certainly not 1. The starting rota- Who could forget the greatest, I mean wickets of Bill Buckner around first basemen in tion is stronger than it has been in years. most maligned, pitcher to ever grace the done since the and sent home Ray the league, but Zeile is a When Hampton comes around, they'll be dirt mound in the middle of Shea Stadi- Knight for the game Whitewater scandal proven, all-around base- better one through four than any team um: A.Y.! Anthony Young. What a suc- winning run. ball player. He worked out there (cue the Braves). The outfield is cess story that boy was, cruising his way Now, even with Keith Hernandez for more solidified with Bell in right, and to over 20 straight losses. His offensive though we have one the entire spring and I despite having a senior citizen in left field counterparts weren't much help, 'cause of the best teams in all of baseball (it's wouldn't want him working with any- (Rickey Henderson), they still have the poor A.Y. lost by less than two runs in at true, it's true), I'm still not sure what one else. He's shown throughout his best lead-off hitter in the game today and least half of those starts. Players were to expect. career that he can learn and succeed at yesterday. In addition, he, Valentine, Loit- booting balls and swinging with their In '98 the Mets were a lock for the various new positions — just give him er, Hampton, and their G.M. Steve eyes closed just to see how many losses playoffs as a wild-card in the NLEast some time. With the infield the Mets Phillips (among others) are all in the last the poor sap could amass. until a five-game losing streak at sea- already have, Zeile at first is still better year of their contracts, which adds a little Allow me to go off on a tangent son's end knocked them out of the play- than anyone else's infield around the fuel to the fire. for a minute. When I collected base- off race. A similar streak awaited the '99 league. So dry your eyes, little one, and stop ball cards as a kid, I bought a box of Mets until everyone else collapsed and #2: Hampton and Bell should have worrying about me and my Mets. 'Cause Topps just to get a new "gold card." they barely squeaked into a one-game stayed in Houston. when their gears start working in uni- You were supposed to get one every playoff with the Reds. All right, it's agreed. Hampton is son, Mr. Met will be able to take the tom- 36 packs, which worked out to one In the playoffs, they beat the D-backs struggling right now, but look at the two ahawk chop, shine it up real nice, turn card per box in my mind. However, on a homerun by journeyman, back-up times he's pitched. Start one was in Japan, that thing sideways, and shove it... when I didn't get one my dealer told catcher Todd Pratt, and then proceeded where the infield surface resembles Pat well, you get the idea. me that 36 to 1 were only odds, and I into a classic series with the Braves. The Riley's hair. Even Rey Ordonez had an wasn't guaranteed to get one. So he games had the same scores that A.Y. used error over there, something he hasn't Andrew Tufts is the sports editor and a let me choose. to lose by, except either team had a chance done since the Whitewater scandal. His junior SMAD major with his mind on his JMU's Top 50 Athletes JMU's TOP 50 ATHLETES Lynn Mulhern Allison Schwartz For this issue we've highlighted The New Jersey native domi- two of JMU's finest fencers. No JMU fencer has more Mulhern'? story nated the sabre scene this sea- Mulhem is JMU's all-time winning wins than Lynn Mulhern. In son, compiling a 105-49 (.682) fencer while Schwartz recently became fact, no other competitor overall record and a 48-24 (.667) JMU's first Ail-American fencer. comes close to Mulhern's 318 • Most career wins by career wins. a JMU fencer (318) dual meet record. Her winning percentages and her 105 wins THE TOP 50 Elaine Schoka (91-'93) ranks are all JMU records for the new Sydney Deasley Faber Jamerson second among JMU fencers with 249 career victories. • Second in career win sabre competition. Linton Townes M. Camevale Before excelling in the sabre, While Schoka ranks first in Floretta Jackson Shelley Klaes percantage (.702) Schwartz was a key member of Sherman Dillard Megan Riley highest career foil winning the JMU epee squad. Her career P. McSorley Ryan Frost percentage as a Duke with a epee winning percentage of .667 Brent Bennett Randy Parker 249-66 record (.790), Mulhern • 42-7 dual meet Courtesy of Sports Media Relations (a 108-54 record) is the third-best Carol Thate Aimee Vaughan ranks second with a career record, tops at JMU Cindy Walker all-time by a JMU epee fencer. DeeMcDonough Julie Martinez mark of 318-135 (.702). By finishing 12th in the She accumulated 108 career Suzi Slater J. McCullough Mulhern's 88 foil wins in nation in the sabre at the varsity epee in her two seasons, Juli Henner Gerard 1994 is the fourth most ever • Team state champs NCAA Championships, sopho- which is the seventh most in the Matt Holthaus C.Gilbert accumulated in one season by for four years more Allison Schwartz became program's history. Schwartz P. Weilenmann Bevilacqua a JMU foilist. JMU's first All-American picked up 48 epee dual meet Jeff Bowyer M. Grosz-Pope Her 42-7 dual meet record Mulhern also holds the Cindy Walker fencer and secured a spot wins as a freshman in 1999, Paul Morina in 1991 is the best ever by a fifth and sixth best overall H. Rilinger among JMU's top athletes. which is the fifth most ever won Charles Haley JMU foilist. In 1993 she put season winning percentages Gary Clark Steve Hood Schwartz went 11-12 to in a single season by a Duke. Her together the fourth-best dual among JMU foilists, with a A. Williamson Greg Bosch finish 12th in the sabre at 102 overall wins in 1999 ranks meet foil season in JMU histo- 70-21 mark in 1991 and a Jennifer Cuesta Chris Golden the nationals at Stanford third in the program's history ry, putting together a 51-12 82-26 record in 1993. L Collingwood Kathy Aiken University March on 24-26. among epee fencers. mark (.810). Her 58 dual meet The Dukes were state Cathy Cole Betsy Hernandez She advanced to the nation- She was a first team all-con- wins in 1994 is the sixth most champions in each of Mulh- Terri Gas kill LYNN MULHERN als after putting together a ference selection as a freshman by a JMU foilist in one sea- ern's four seasons with the Chris Gillies ALLISON SCHWARTZ 13-8 record and fifth-place in addition to being the state son. Her 53 wins in 1992 is team. They were 15-6 in her Billy Sample finish at the NCAA Mid- epee champion and the team's JeifCarbcr t.ed for ninth all-timeV//;/^/^,sea^V//,V

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CROSS COUNTRY / TRACK & FIELD FOOTBALL LACROSSE Senior Russ Coleman was named the male On Friday senior Curtis Keaton was named the On Wednesday the Dukes won a tight match scholar-athlete of the year at the Greater Madison JMU male athlete of the year. against in-state rival Virginia 11-8. Senior attacker Sports Banquet on Friday night. In 1999 Keaton had one of the top seasons in Julie Martinez led the Dukes with four goals. Coleman holds JMU's outdoor track record in the JMU football history. His team-season records of Sophomore McNevin Molloy, senior Jess Marion 5,000-meter and was a member of JMU relay 1,719 yards and 20 touchdowns helped to lead the and freshman Lisa Staed t each added two goals. teams that set school marks both indoors and out- Dukes to a share of the Atlantic 10 Championship JMU struck first at the 24:24 mark as Staedt doors in the distance medley relay. A former and an appearance in the Division l-AA playoffs. found the back of the net. The Cavaliers and regional cross country champion and All-Ameri- Aside from the yards and touchdowns, Keaton also Dukes proceeded to exchange goal for goal can, Coleman has been an All-East track per- led the team in points with 120 including a five through out the game with six lead changes in the former in the 3,000-meter indoors and 5,000-meter touchdown game against Conneticut. Keaton was first half alone. JMU came out strong in the sec- outdoors. He has also received All-America honors named first-team All-America by the American Foot- ond half, scoring three straight goals to take a as a member of JMU's indoor distance medley ball Coaches Association and was a participant in three-goal lead. It was a lead that the Cavaliers relay team. Coleman is on JMU's top 10 perfor- the Blue-Gray and Hula Bowl all-star games. Keaton would discover to be insurmountable as the Dukes mance list in four Individual indoor track events this year was also named the Atlantic 10's offensive held Virginia to just two goals in the second half. and two outdoor events. player of the year, an all-state selection and the Marion scored five goals in route to a 19-5 rout In the classroom Coleman is an art major who ECAC's co-offensive player of the year. of in-state rival Richmond on Friday. Marion also minors in art history and education and will gradu- Keaton ran for 2,783 yards and 30 touchdowns in added an assist on the afternoon. Martinez netted ate with a 3.404 grade-point average. his two seasons at JMU. three goals and assisted on one of Marion's goals. The Dukes' potent offense exploded for 12 first VOLLEYBALL FIELD HOCKEY half points. Junior Mindy Lehr's free position goal Senior Lindsay Collingwood was named JMU's at 21:08 began a 15-minute run that saw JMU On Friday night senior Sara Perilla was named JMU's jump out to an early 10-0 lead. During that span female athlete of the year Friday night at the Greater female scholar-athlete of the year. Perilla peformed Madison Sports Banquet. Marion netted three goals while Martinez and exceptionally both on and off the field. senior Amy Brew both scored twice. The Dukes While leading the Dukes to a 26-7 record, a CAA On the field Perilla was a team captain for the national- Championship and the first Division I NCAA Tour- managed to hoid the Spiders scoreless until the ly-ranked Dukes. She is only the third athlete in school 4:27 mark of the first half when Tracy Ransome nament volleyball team in school history, Colling- history to be named to the College Field Hockey Coaches wood was named CAA player of the year, All-CAA converted for Richmond on a free position shot. Association National Academic Squad three times. As a This left the halftime score at 12-1. The Spiders and all-state for the fourth straight year, CAA senior she set school records for assists in a season (21) Tournament most outstanding player and NCAA attempted to make a comeback in the second half and a game (5). Perilla was a member of the U.S. Under- scoring first at the 27:22 mark but JMU answered all-district. 23 National Team, earned All-South honors and was a Collingwood holds 12 school records, including back 26 seconds later when Marion again put one two-time All-Colonial Athletic Association selection. Perilla past Richmond's goalkeeper. The Dukes went on career marks for kills, digs and aces. She has been finishes third on the JMU career assists list with 34. named to 14 all-tournament teams during her career. to score seven more limes in the half en route to In the classroom Perilla will graduate with a 3.732 the win. During her four seasons at JMU, the Dukes grade-point average as a computer science major with a amassed a 90-36 overall record and a 35-7 record The Dukes next take on the Eagles of American minor in media arts and design. She has been named to University on Tuesday. in the CAA. both the President's List and the Dean's List. WOMEN'S TRACK & FIELD MEN'S TRACK & FIELD WOMEN'S GOLF On Saturday the Dukes participated in the Duke The Dukes made a strong showing at the Duke JMU freshmen Meghan Adams and Jessica Invitational in Durham, N.C. Invitational this past weekend. Lewis finished first and second respectively on In the 800 meter junior Keisha Banks led the Sophomore Matt Thomas placed 23rd in the April 8-9 at the Lady Dukes Invitational. way for the Dukes with a time of 2:09.28, placing 800-meter run develop with a time of 1:54.76. Sixty-three individuals from 12 schools participated 14th in the event. Sophomore Waynitra Thomas Freshman Chaz Chalkey ran for a time of 1:55.55 in the tournament. JMU won the event after a 313- placed 38th with a time of 2:16.48 and senior and placed 34th. 323-641 performance. Elon finished 17 strokes Shontya Bready placed 41st with a time of In the 800-meter run freshman John Fraser placed behind the Dukes with a 319-339-658 for second 2:17.80. 44th with a 1:53.09 and sophomore Rob Mont- place. Third place went to Coastal Carolina with a In the 1500-meter run develop, junior Suzie gomery finished with a 1:53.73, placing him 58th. 331-329-660. Hutchins placed 24th with a 4:56.61 and fresh- Freshman Scott Wallace finished 58th in the Adams had rounds of 72 and 84 to give her first man Beth Vigliotti finished 26th with a time of 1500-meter run develop with a time of 4:11.56. place with an overall 156. Lewis had rounds of 81 4:58.94. In the 1500-meter run sophomore Ian Scott and 79 for a total 159 to take second place. Junior Senior Bethany Eigel placed sixth in the 3000- placed 38th with a time of 3:56.92. Maria Zappone tied for ninth place with a score of meter with a time of 9:29.23. Senior Heather Freshman Dwight Norris placed 27th with a time 81-81-164. Senior Julie Russum had rounds of 79 Hanscom ran the event in 10:02.79 placing 11th. of 54.71 in the 400-meter hurdles. and 86 for a total of 165 and tied for 11th place. JMU's 4x100-meter relay finished 19th overall Sophomore Anthony Wallace turned in a 6.84 meter Junior Kathy Lott tied for 17th after shooting an 83- with a time of 49:81. performance in the long jump and placed him 24th. 83-166. Junior Jessica Prenzlow shot a 83-91-174 The Dukes this weekend travel to Knoxville to par- JMU's 4x100 meter relay team finshed fifth in the and tied for 35th place. Sophomore Erkia Zwetkow ticipate in the Tennesse Invitational. event with a time of 41.89. shot an 88-88-176 and tied for 39th place. The tournament this weekend was the final regular MEN'S SOCCER WOMEN'S TENNIS season meet this season. The men's soccer team announced their awards for The women's tennis team was defeated by the WOMEN'S SOCCER the 1999 season. Monarchs of Old Dominion University, Friday, 7-2. The most valuable offensive player of the year The loss drops the team to 10-8 overall and 2-4 in JMU's women's soccer team announced their award went to junior Brandon Wright. Wright led the the CAA. awards for the 1999 season. Dukes in scoring with 11 goals and four assists. The lone singles win for the Dukes was turned in Senior Aimee Graham was named the team's Wright also ranked among the regional leaders in by junior Lauren Dalton. Dalton beat Iva Beli 7-6, 6- most vauluable offensive player. Graham led the goals and points (26). 3. Dalton improved her singles record to 9-8 on the Dukes in scoring with 18 goals and five assists and Sophomore Levi Strayer named the team's most year. earned All-Mid-Atlantic Region, All-Colonial Athletic valuable defensive player of the year after leading Other than her win, the Dukes were swept by ODU Association and all-region honors. the defense of a team that posted nine shutouts and in singles action. For the second year in a row, junior Alison Schuch a 1.11 goals-against average. In doubles, JMU was beaten 2-1. The third-doubles won the Dukes' most valuable defensive player award. Senior Ivar Sigurjonsson and junior Ed Fox were team of junior Sarah Granson and freshman Shell Schuch anchored a defense that recorded seven co-recipients of the Michael J. Frye Memorial Award. Grover defeated Beli and Patricia Araujo 8-6. Gran- shutouts and a 1.23 goals-against average. The award is given every year to the player who best son and Grover improved their doubles record to 8-5 Freshman defensive starter Meredith McClure epitomizes the personal characteristics of former on the year. was selected as the Dukes' rookie of the year. JMU soccer player Michael J. Frye. In the other doubles matches, junior Sheri Puppo The Coaches Award this year went to junior Beth Junior David Wood was given the 1999 Coaches and Dalton fell to Ana Redeljevic and Julia Sotiriu 9-7, Burgess, who was an all-conference selection in her Award. Wood has four goals and eight assists in his in first doubles. Their record falls to 13-4 on the year. first season as a starter. career at JMU. In second doubles, freshman Christy Michaux and Also announced were the team captains for the Junior Atle Rognerud was named the team's rook- sophomore Elizabeth Simon lost to Mily Kannarkat 2000 season. 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