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Volume 5 Number 20, March 24, 1983 Brantley Points Out Polish Human Rights Violations by Jerry Everard The attention paid to the situation roles. Of the other fifty percent in Poland has faded from the public released, only a few have been I spotlight. As UPS students were allowed to be reintegrated into the lor reminded last week, this does not work force. Because of the nature of necessarily mean that the situation the Polish system, if a person is not has gotten better. In fact, Ewa- integrated into the work force, he is Teresa Brantley provided examples considered a parasite and subject to of human rights violations which arrest. A few of those unintegrated paint an entirely different picture. workers have left the country, but Mrs. Brantley's credentials are ex- most of them remain in Poland tensive. She has attended school in alienated from their society and try- e s the United Kingdom, France, Ger- ing to escape arrest. Even the few iVi"1" • many, Luxembourg, Italy and the that were reintegrated into the work U S. She has attained law degrees (or force have been reinstated at the equivalents) in all these countries, lowest level, not at their previous including an LLM in International level. and Comparative Law from Harvard In relating some of the conditions Law School. She has held some im- under which Polish workers must pressive positions including: Consul- work (some of the reasons for form- tant on Eastern European Affairs for ing Solidarnosc) Brantley stressed the Canadian Broadcasting Corpora- their dangerousness. Brantley tion, Consultant on European Labor described situations in which Questions for the German Federa- workers didn't wear protective tion of Labor, various academic clothing, and even welders did not positions and Legal Advisor to use goggles. Safety equipment is Solidarnosc. provided by the government but it is Oh, for those readers who missed usually so poor or does not fit Ewa Brantley, Legal Advisor to Solidamosc, March 17 the lecture, I suppose it would be ap- reasonably at all that in order to propriate to mention here that Mrs. keep up with the pace of work, it Brantley cannot see; yes, she is must be discarded. blind. Mrs. Brantley related one Students Chosen For Who's Who Mrs. Brantley's credibility as an specifically disheartening story in expert on the situation in Poland is her lecture about a woman who was by Marlene Dean not only enhanced by her creden- fired two weeks before her retire- 37 UPS students were nominated David Almosolino tials but by her role in the formula- ment for no apparent reason, thus to be representatives of Who's Who Larry Baumiller tion of Solidarnosc. Mrs. Brantley losing her pension. Among Students in American Univer- Sally Blunt was smuggled into Gdansk , Poland Brantley stressed that the rein- sities and Colleges. These students Susan Burrow in September 1981 to act as a legal troduction of normalization in were chosen from a long list of Karen Carter advisor for the Constitutional Con- Poland was really the reintroduction students who were nominated either Lianne Chang vention of the trade union, Solidari- of oppression. A person can get 8-10 by UPS faculty or their peers. The Ex- Janet Craswell ty. Mrs. Brantley has had quite a bit years in prison for such things as ecutive Vice President, 1 faculty Brian Davis of contact with Polish labor and the pamphleteering, the death penalty member, Dean of Students (or Houston Dougharty leaders of Solidarity. for spreading information that is Representative) and two students Debbie Ecklund In an interview, Mrs. Brantley considered detrimental to the state composes what is called the Awards Craig Evezich stressed that the situation has not and, of particular relevance to Committee. The Awards Committee Edna Feiring significantly improved in Poland as students, criminal action can be used the guidelines given by the Scott Hamilton concerns human rights. She says that taken against a person if he or she Who's Who association to choose 37 Cary Harding significant reductions of human skips lectures! students from hundreds who have Michael Healey rights violations in Poland have not Brantley stressed that measures been nominated. The guidelines are Spencer Hinson occurred. Mrs. Brantley suggests can be taken in the U.S. which could scholarship ability, participation and Jeri Hurd that only surface situations are have an affect on the situation in leadership in academic and extra- Elizabeth Jorgenson changing, and that real violations of Poland. She believes economic sanc- curricular activities, citizenship and Cathy Leaverton human rights are still abundant. tions are important and the mere service to your school and potential Beth Mattler Brantley also stressed that the "fact that the Polish government as future achievers. As one can tell Meredith Moore acts which we traditionally view as wanted sanctions lifted speaks of by the list, "We are looking for peo- Kary Morgan human rights violations are not the the importance of them." She also ple we consider to be well rounded." Tracy Morris worst acts with which the Polish peo- charged the U.S. with trying to come said Dean David Dodson. "It's an Timothy Morrison ple, especially the labor force, must up with more creative ways of im- honor, an important honor," said Gregory Murphy contend. For example, Brantley posing the sanctions so that they will Dodson. Lisa (Lei) Narveson pointed out that even though most hurt the government of Poland and The Who's Who association has Blaine Painter of the labor leaders who were im- not its people . been around for 48 years and has a Kawehilani Papalimu prisoned during the Martial Law Mrs. Brantley's lecture was infor- current participation of 1,400 in- Leslie Rumpeltes purge by the government have been mative and enlightening. Though the dependent colleges. Those students Bruce Sadler released, the conditions of their turn-out for the lecture was nominated will join American Greats Sheryl Schultz release are not humane. Fifty per- minimal, those that attended ap- such as Robert F. Kennedy and John Mary Diane Thompson cent of those released were im- preciated the chance to hear a first- Glenn who have had their names Brian Threlkeld mediately conscripted into the army hand account of the situation inside and biographical sketches in the Mark Turner and placed in army camps with no Poland. visitation rights whatsoever. This Who's Who book. Crystal Wagley move was made to ensure that they This is a special and prestigious Michelle Winship would not assume their previous award, congratulations to all who Cheryl Wilson were nominated.

page 2 24 March, 1983 0 EDITORIAL Discourse On A Venture Into The REAL WORLD by M. Scott Hamilton

It's time to take some literary As I ordered myself and my friend popular Washington State Universi- UPS students to take to solve this license and engage in real thought.. one of the Goldfish's delicious piz- ty hangout. problem, and he replied: "First, Have you ever had one of those zas (good-sized pizza with two items I never did catch the precise ' . two everybody should see the Tom In- truly inspirational nights where you and a pitcher of beer for $6.00-only things" that upset George about gham show - after all, it's in an 1898 wake up the next day still inspired? I during Sonics games) and partook of "Harvard of the West," but I caught building! Second, those who are 21 did, last Friday night at a fascinating a bit of their great selection of a lot anyway from our conversation should visit taverns, because that's place that I knew existed, but hadn't beverages, I remembered, or (which lasted until my pizza was where life really is." bothered to investigate since I turn- thought I recalled that the tavern ready). As I got up from the table to ed 21 years old last summer. It's call- had advertised in the Trail this year. "What does the University want to return to my friend and my now- ed the Goldfish Tavern, and you may I mentioned this to the bartender, provide to the students?" he asked, ready pizza, I thought carefully very well have heard of it before. along with my name, and he im- "What is its function?" George about what George, and Bill, had Located at the bottom of Pearl mediately shook my hand and sent asserted that the University "wants said, and pondered this some more Street in Ruston, the Goldfish stands me over to one of the owners, sitting to deny students access to the com- while I ate. In finishing our pizza and at the main entrance to Pt. Defiance among a group of people in a green munity" by keeping them away from preparing to leave the Goldfish, we Park. I had grown up envisioning it and gold Sonics jersey yelling and art galleries and taverns (art witnessed George, with the game in as strictly a "bikers hangout" clapping at the activities on the big galleries?). When I asked him what the third quarter and the Sonics because of all the Harleys always screen. Just as I was walking over, prompted this complaint, he replied about thirty points ahead, standing parked outside, but when I heard this guy stood up and yelled, "If the that he had been trying to get the up and yelling, "I'll give two cases to that there had been a change of Sonics win, I'll buy a beer for every UPS Art Department to send its every man and woman here if the philosophy, or at least a modifica- man and woman in this place!" students down to the Tom Ingham (Denver) Nuggets win this game!" A tion of such, on the part of its owner- As the co-owner was notified of art show at Solar Steam Gallery, in bit fickle? Not really — just full of ship, I ventured down and over to my presence he invited me to sit the Bell Tower of Old City Hall in life, and living in the REAL WORLD. check the "all new" Goldfish out. down at a table behind the single downtown Tacoma. He said that he After four years of classroom Upon entering the place, I realiz- pool table (and several video had been ignored by the Department philosophy, it was good for me to ex- ed I was not in just any "watering games). Thus began my lesson in in- and it made him very frustrated. perience the REAL WORLD, even if hole," but in an institution itself. The spiration and living and breathing in As the second half of the Sonics it was only in a tavern (so what's Goldfish, I discovered, has a par- the real world, not the "real world," game began on the big screen, wrong with taverns, anyway?). ticular chemistry about it. Maybe it's but the REAL WORLD. The first George continued his critique of the Some might not agree, but I think the prominently displayed goldfish thing George Jay, the co-owner, said University, bringing over co-owner George had some important points, tank that alerted me, or the mid-20's was "Two things upset me with Bill Cosgrove, a 1977 graduate of and the Goldfish Tavern is an impor- late 30's crowd, or the friendliness of UPS." I could tell at this point that UPS, to back up his very intelligent tant place. Although, I can't quite the employees there, or the small things were starting to become in- reflections on the character of this pinpoint its exact importance, the but comfortable quarters in which I teresting. George, a 1959 graduate of campus. "Students, especially out of Goldfish has a magic quality, as do found myself. Throughout it all, Middlebury College of Vermont, town students, have never been ex- its owners. (The third owner is John there was a feeling of people being where he was Social Chairman of posed to what's here in Tacoma. West, a 1976 MBA grad from UPS). at peace with themselves. Sure the Theta Chi fraternity, didn't look a Tacoma has a fascinating history. Maybe it won't work for everyone crowd (and the tavern's owners) day over 35, though he had to be at The class struggle is here...it exists like it did for me, but I urge those 21 were yelling loudly as the Seattle least in his early 40's. I found out here...I love it here! So why is the and over to check out the Goldfish, Sonics scored over 80 points in the that he was formerly Head of Invest- University so isolated from the com- for a beer or two, for a big screen first half on the big screen t.v., but it ment at Puget Sound National Bank munity?" I found it difficult to game, for the pizza, or just for the wasn't a needlessly rowdy, or boring and a stockbroker with Foster and answer, and, being an almost-native fun of being in the real REAL crowd, unlike those at most places Marshall, and that he is co-owner of Tacoman, had to agree with much of WORLD, where one can have a good I've been . the Cou '11..rle Coug," what he had to say, especially in time and not feel that there's light of what I've observed on the something wrong with him for doing sheltered campus of UPS. so. Also, take time to experience the "The purpose of a college," said Tom Ingham show at Old City Hall's tht Trail George, "is enlightenment, and Solar Steam Gallery, open through Established Published Weekly becoming aware of one's personal April 1. If you don't do it for me, do September 25 1922 During the School Year strength. Unfortunately, a lot of this it for George, and tell him so when is being missed by UPS students." I you visit the Goldfish...he'II like that. asked George if he could recom- EDITOR M. SCOTT HAMILTON mend a proper course of action for ASSISTANT EDITOR JERRY EVERARD PRODUCTION MANAGER GRANT CHAPMAN ADVERTISING MANAGER CRAIG EVEZICH BUSINESS MANAGER ELIZABETH GEORGE FEATURE EDITOR JERI HURD LETTERS... PHOTO EDITOR PRESTON A. PATTON SPORTS EDITOR SHELDON SPENCER Dear Editor: The Foreign & Domestic Teachers "1 STEP" COORDINATOR SUSAN SCHLEE for their graduating teachers, your Organization needs teacher ap- paper may be interested in your CIRCULATION MANAGER JEFF CASTELLINO plicants in all fields from teachers finding employment for the COPY EDITOR GLENN CHIOTT Kindergarten through College to fill following year and print our request COMBAT ZONE COORDINATOR DAVID RYAN between five and six hundred for teachers. teaching vacancies both at home Our information and brochure is Typesetters. Kim Adams, Jana Bauer and abroad. free and comes at an opportune Production Staff: Todd Startzel Since 1968, our organization has time when there are many more Photo Staff - Jeff Castellino, Mike Wienecke been finding vacancies and locating teachers than teaching positions. teachers both in foreign countries Should you wish additional infor- Reporters. Steve Campion, Marlene Dean, Steve Fernald, Carrie Glenn, Paula Hardin, Greg Jones, Linda Keefer, and in all fifty states. We possess mation about our organization, you Bill Logan, Kathy McDonald, Francisco Menendez, hundreds of current openings and may write the Portland Oregon Bet- R E Clenton Richardson have all of the pertinent information ter Business Bureau or the National on scholarships, grants, and Teacher's Placement Agency, fellowships. Universal Teachers, Box 5231, I he Trail Is a weekly ;Albin Moon of the Ass", sated Students al the Llnivorsit, of Puget Sound All optnions expressed herein are those of the wader and do The principle problem with first Portland, Oregon 97208. not ner essarily ref ler t the opinions 01 the I rail stall or the University of Puget year teachers is where to find the We do not promise every graduate Sound 1 ommunity unless otherwise noted Our (Mg es are In, sled in the Sin dent Union Building of the Unlyersity and are open during most business jobs! in the field of education a definite hours Our phone number is 754, 4278 ',ohm options tor the I rail it, .1,,[1,1111v Since College Newspapers are position, however, we do promise at the rate of Si ii41 , 1wr wet- - e , always anxious to help.find positions, continued on page 10 24 March, 1983 page 3 GOVERNMENT 1983-84 ASUPS Executives Inaugurated

by Dave Ryan On Wednesday, March 16, 5 was elected to a senate office, which senators and 3 executives were she resigned from this spring in order sworn into offices serving ASUPS. to run for her executive office. The This year students elected veteran new Executive Vice-President claims senators to all three executive of- "12 people can do a lot more than fices. Executive Vice-President Holly we have seen senate do in the past." Sabelhaus is the first woman to hold She is committed to motivating the her office since 1967. 1967 Executive Senate body to be highly productive Vice-President Regina Glenn is in 1983-84. A member of Pi-Beta-Phi, presently a Trustee of the University. Sabelhaus lives on campus, and ex- 1983-84 ASUPS President John pects to graduate in the spring of ••• Pilcher graduated from high school 1984. in 1979. He transferred to UPS from 1983-84 Business Vice-President Central Washington in the fall of Dan Cummings also brings ex- 1981, at which time he was ap- perience to the executive branch of' pointed to Student Court. Pilcher ASUPS. Having graduated from highs was appointed to fill a vacant senate school in 1980, he was elected to office in the spring of 1982, and re- Senate in the fall of 1981. This year elected the following fall. After Cummings is the chair of the Lec- resigning his senate position, Pilcher, tures Committee in the Student Pro- or "Pilch", successfully campaigned grams Office. The new Business for the presidency this spring. Still Vice-President has begun laying the standing firm on his belief that groundwork for this spring's budget ASUPS President Pilcher, Executive Vice-President Sabelhaus, and Business Vice-President Cummings • ASUPS "is here for the fun things, process. Last spring, as a Senator, like Winterfest, mistle toast, and Cummings was so disgusted with the at Inaugural Dinner in the Great Hall Wednesday, March 16 Spring Weekend" Pilch has already idea of discussing in-house budget- begun work on some more serious ting behind closed doors, and matters. SUB renovation is a priority passage of the entire budget as a media heads, club leaders, and pro- for various other appointments to item for the new President. Living off package, that he left a meeting unex- grammers to attend. The new ad- standing student committees by campus, Pilcher is a member of Phi cused two minutes before it was ad- ministration intends to process spr- April 15 as well. Information on Delta Theta, and expects to journed. ing budgets as fairly, and efficiently these committees and the selection graduate in the spring of 1984. This spring, preliminary budget as possible. process is available at the ASUPS 1983-84 Executive Vice-President requests are available March 31, and There are presently about 20 com- Office in SUB Room 205. Holly Sabelhaus graduated from will be due from ASUPS organiza- mittee positions open. President The 1983-84 executive administra- high school in 1980, and has attend- tions, clubs and medias on the 14th Phibbs will be making 15 appoint- tion of ASUPS has already begun ed UPS for the past three years. She of April before media heads and pro- ments to Trustee, Faculty, and Ad- work. They are optimistic about has been active as a delegate to grammers for 1983-84 have been for- ministration Committees by the 15th their plans for the coming year, and Panhellenic Council, and presently mally selected. Cummings will be of April. He would like students in- quite accessible. In the coming year, serves as the council secretary. publicizing budget proposal terested in these positions to con- ASUPS can look forward to the Sabelhaus was the Trail business workshops the week after spring tact him as soon as possible. All leadership of an experienced and manager last semester. Last fall she break. He urges all prospective three executives will be responsible diverse executive branch. Students Exchange Views On "Slave Sales" At Open Forum

by Dave Ryan

In an open forum last Wednesday, ton. that Gamma Phi Beta, Kappa Kappa dent John Pilcher believes that since members of the University com- lnterfraternity Council President Gamma, and Tri Delta national the event was well publicized, all in- munity exchanged views on the Cort Kinker agreed that "slave sales" organizations all categorize pledge terested students had a fair oppor- ethics of service auctions or "slave is an inappropriate title. He said that auctions as "hazing," and forbid tunity to speak. "Soon after spring sales," as they are presently practic- in the future I.F.C. would encourage their members to participate. break," Pilcher said, "Senate will be ed. Over sixty people attended, and the fraternities it represents to "use Panhellenic has asked that all able to take action towards resolv- many voiced their opinions. The good taste, and promote the sale of sororities at UPS refrain from par- ine the issue." debate centered around whether or the service rather than the person." ticipation in pledge auctions in the "41.0.41.0"44.0"%rOVIII■0100"%.001.00 not aspects of the service auctions Kinker did not outline specific dif- future. emulate slave auctions in a demean- ferences between present practices, Most student comments were ing fashion. and future practices under the new directed at Kinker. "Why can't you NOTE Black Student Union President Les I.F.C. guidelines. Kinker said that an just say 'we will wash your windows,' To all interested Pre-Law students: Braxton claimed that pledge auc- organization could identify the rather than identify who will be do- You are cordially invited to join tions offend people in a manner member whose services are for sale, ing it?" asked one student. Several the Honorable Fred H. Dore, similar to the minstrel shows at the without offending anyone. "I.F.C. students who participated in auc- Washington State Supreme Court turn of the century. "White men will not support any form of prohibi- tions said that there was nothing Justice, and the Honorable Kenneth would rub black paint on their faces, tion [regarding pledge sales]" Kinker derogatory about the present prac- 0. Eikenberry, Washington State At- and imitate their view of the comedy said. tices. torney General for "The Exclu- of Black life. All of the actors chose The panel consisting of represen- Outgoing ASUPS President Mike sionary Rule: For and Against." Mon- to participate. All of the audiences tatives from ASUPS, Student Affairs Healey believes that rules alone will day, April 4, 6:30 p.m., at the Norton chose to attend. We were still made Task Force, IFC, Circle-K, BSU, FSU, not resolve the issue. "No harm or Clapp Law Center, Room 501, 950 to live down that watermelon and and Panhellenic Council made open- degradation was intended," Healey Broadway Plaza, Tacoma. chicken-eating stereotype," said ing and closing statements as well as said after the forum, "but it took Introductory remarks by Fredric Braxton. He claimed that the fact responding to comments from the place. The open forum was a good C. Tausend, Dean of the University that people who are offended by open mike. Circle-K representative process and a healthy sign," he said. of Puget Sound School of Law. such practices do not have to par- Debby Reed apologized for her "A change in behavior has got to A reception will follow in the ticipate, is irrelevant. organization's publication of an come from within, not from the lay- Weyerhaeuser Reception area. "Are we one body, or separate event using the title "slave sale" last ing down of a new law." Sponsored by Delta Theta Phi, groups with no concern for other fall. Panhellenic Council represen- All of the ASUPS elected officials Vandeveer Senate, and the UPS members of the body?" asked Brax- tative Karen Santeno nointed out attended the forum. ASUPS Presi- School of Law. page 4 24 March, 1983 NATIONAL COLLEGE BRIEFS Summer Job Seekers Due For Rude Awakening

Gainesville, FL (CPS) The nonchalance may be wildly If you don't have a summer job hopes the company will be able to "I'm not really worried" about fin- inappropriate, however. lined up already, he says, you pro- as well this summer. ding a summer job, shrugs Steve Summer employment for college bably won't be able to line up Ohio State Financial Aid Director 4 Thomas, a University of Florida students doesn't look promising in anything that pays better than the Weldon Milbourne also hopes to be freshman. "I'm pretty sure I'll get minimum wage now. able to do as well as last year, but most parts of the country, place- 4 something." ment officials report. Others suggest students will be isn't sure he'll be able to equal the "I'm sure something will turn up," "This is probably one of the worst lucky to find minimum wage jobs. number of work-study jobs he found agrees Mark Greenspan, another UF years," observes Camille Kozlowski "It's not real, real encouraging," then. freshman. "There are higher of Portland (OR) Community Col- says Mary Jo Dohr of Manpower, Full-time summer jobs, he priorities than summer jobs right lege's Placement office. "It is an Inc., the nationwide temporary help speculates, will be even harder to now, like trying to get through the employer's market." firm. find. semester." Summer job offers are down 10 Manpower's latest survey of Even intern jobs, which tend to be With U.S. unemployment rates percent at the University of New employers found 15 percent plan to unpaid, are expected to hold at last stuck around 10 percent, a surprising Mexico. Florida job counselor decrease staff positions from last year's levels, at best. number of students remain Maurice Mayberry asserts "the bulk year's levels. The World Bank in Washington, remarkably unworried they'll be of plum jobs have already been Manpower placed 50,000 students D.C., is currently sifting through over able to find summer jobs this year. taken." in summer jobs last year, and Dohr 2,000 applications from economics, finance and computer science students who applied for intern- ships. But a World Band spokeswoman says there'll probably Orwell's Popularity Increases As 1984 Nears be only about 140 positions open, the same as in 1982. by Michael Arkush Neoconservative Norman "The federal National Security There are signs of hope. The Col- Ann Arbor, MI (CPS) Podhoretz, editor of Commentary Agency is capable of intercepting all lege Placement Council's (CPC) "On each landing, opposite the lift magazine, says Orwell belongs in his radio messages, transferring them to November, 1982 survey of lbe shaft, the poster with the enormous camp. Former U.S. Senator Eugene its computer and decoding them," employers' intentions indicated face gazed from the wall. It was one McCarthy claims him for the echoed Michigan law Prof. Francis businesses expected to loosen hiring of those pictures which are so con- liberals. Allen. practices around this May, but a trived that the eyes follow you about And The New American Library, "Also, you look at the kinds of CPC spokeswoman says relief when you move. BIG BROTHER IS anticipating more classes devoted to things that credit agencies do, the doesn't look like it'll come in time to WA TCHING YOU, the caption the book, is stepping up production files that are kept, and the difficulty help summer hiring. beneath it ran." of the paperback edition. of maintaining any kind of security Fort Hays (Kans.) State University —From George Orwell's 1984 There are rumors from Hollywood or privacy," he suggested. placement chief Robert Jenkins It's almost the year 1984, and Big of another film version of Orwell's Former United Auto Workers "really thinks that, in Fort Hays, any Brother may be watching us all classic. President Leonard Woodcock was student who wants summer employ- already. And last week the first of what also alarmed, but less drastic; "Total ment and is geographically flexible But whatever Big Brother might promises to be more than a dozen control is not anywhere near what can get it." be, a lot of people are watching the academic conferences at various we have today." Jenkins says he's gotten job orders late author George Orwell. He's the campuses on Orwell and 1984 oc- "My prescription for avoiding from Yellowstone National Park, far- hottest property on campus since cured at the University of Michigan. Orwell's nightmare society," offered flung resorts, various overseas firms Herschel Walker. In what may become the pattern, Michigan history Prof. Alfred Meyer, and summer camps. There are numerous special col- English professors spent the three- "is that (the American) people will Indeed, Florida's pessimistic lege conferences and academic con- day symposium analyzing Orwell's have to get used to the notion of less Mayberry thinks his students' last, vention panels scheduled over the literary talents while historians ex- resources and less power. If not, best hope may be with Southwest next year and a half, devoted to plained his political aims. we'll have a state that might seek Publishing Co., which annually heavyweight academic ponderings University of Michigan English tighter control, and justify that it's recruits UF students, transports of how close we are to fulfilling Prof. Ejner J. Jensen, who organized necessary in a time of emergency." them to faraway Nashville, trains Orwell's frightening vision of the conference, got to sum up The many college students who them, and then sends them around totalitarian society. Orwell's — and 1984's — broad ap- viewed it all tended to be as worried the country to sell books during the On the other hand, Jim and Wen- peal. as Meyer. summer. dy Berlowitz have been sunbathing "He read society with such clarity, "We probably will always have UF junior Hal Reddick, for exam- topless on a University of Oklahoma that's why everybody wants a piece the freedom of speech that Orwell ple, claims to have made $9,000 sell- street corner as a means of counting of him. The book stands as a symbol didn't foresee in 1984," speculated ing books in Indiana last summer, down the days until January 1, 1984. of what people are dreading out U of M senior Shari Sanger. "But though after expenses he banked a Their countdown has been con- there." with all the technology, the poten- relatively modest $1,600. tinually interrupted by — naturally Jensen says he started planning tial for total control will always be "The amazing thing that happens —the authorities, who keep arresting his dread festival in 1981 to "give there. That's what scares me." is that some of the students come the husband and wife team on students a cross section of what his Biographer Crick, who is schedul- back driving Mercedes," Mayberry various disturbing-the-peace great book means today." ed to attend similar Orwell meetings says. charges. Orwell "is a great peg to hang all this year at the University of Akron Less spectacularly, McDonalds Two Michigan men will soon our worries around," agrees Bernard and at schools in his native England, says it'll probably be hiring a normal deliver to campus bookstores na- Crick, Orwell's biographer. counselled all to "remember, he number of student workers this sum- tionwide 1984 calendars which iden- After that, the agreement ended didn't say it would happen. He told mer. tify dates on which the U.S. govern- as conference participants debated us to try not to let it happen." "Our business has been extremely ment infringed on individual liber- whether the book's version But it already had, say Tim Keefe, good, and it looks like the summer ties and privacy. resembles modern regimes, both a freelance photographer, and months of 1983 will remain good," The Village Voice will soon communist and democratic. Howard Levine, a 1982 Michigan reports Steve Leroy, McDonalds' devote an entire issue to "a preview Former Senator and presidential State grad. They've created a calen- media relations manager. Leroy of 1984 and Beyond." candidate McCarthy feared the dar to prove it. can't estimate just how many worst. Borrowing a phrase from foot- "We got stuff through the students McDonalds will hire during ball coach George Allen, known for Freedom of Information Act, the summer because many of its trading future draft choices for testimony from Senate committee stores are locally owned and JEWISH SINGLES, want to players who could perform im- hearings and through newspaper operated. meet the modern way? Try mediately, McCarthy warned, "The clippings," Keefe reports. "This But in Portland, Kozlowski Jewish Singles Service, com- future is now." calendar will document that in many estimates there are as many as 2,000 applications out for every local puter dating can be fun! "The extent of corporate and ways people here have been oppres- ed. Almost every day has been restaurant job. 206-621-8513 government control over American life has come without reflection to continued on page 9 To land any kind of summer job, us," he said. she suggests students be ready to work "junk hours" and be "mobile."

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I with the opportunity to avoid the big brash the colleges he works with. Well aware of the Broadway type entertainment traditionally of- economics of producing in the 1980's and of fered by such publishing giants as Samuel the never ending money crunch at the French, and Tams-Witmark, in favor of more academic level he notes, "Many drama adventurous works from the Off, and Off- departments by necessity have to scale down Off Broadway theaters in New York and the the size of their productions. With our com- regional theaters across the country. puter, we can tell them exactly what small • Gould, who was formerly associated with cast, one set plays are available, if necessary, Samuel French, Inc., recognized long ago that such as James Edward Luczak's Some Rain, "colleges and universities are tired of doing Daniel Therriault's Battery and others. '' the 11,356th version of 'West Side Story'. In addition to offering works by new up They want something more up to date and and coming authors, Gould has taken on-such daring than that. " He and his associates, prestigious playwrights as Obie Award- who represent a wide range of theater profes- winner Megan Terry (4 of her plays are in • sionals and academicians, have ferreted out Broadway Play Publishing Inc. 's first numerous works of lasting merit by authors catalogue) and Charles Marowitz' adapta 7 destined to become tomorrow 's masters. tions of Shakespeare's classics, widely ac- His list of plays already includes such im- claimed for their unique accessiblity to portant works as John Hopkin's Losing American audiences. Time, presented to wide critical acclaim at the Gould feels strongly that his company's prestigious Manhattan Theater Club with TROVATORI last week on March 16th per- strengths lie in the quality of its play list, its • Jane Alexanderm, Shirley Knight, and Tony formed in the SUB Snack Bar for Showcase ability to use modern technology to serve the Roberts last season and Balloon by Karen and in the Cellar for an evening show. Their college market and the overwhelming desire THEATER Sunde which opens at the CSC REpertory in wholesome, middle of the road appeal and on the part of the college market to get first New York this month. great singing made this a cappella quartet a crack at new and noteworthy plays. Broadway Play Publishing, the first new ery popular show. For more information about Broadway Play BILLY BISHOP play publishing and licensing corporation in cL Publishing Inc., or to obtain the company 's 25 years, is also the first to be fully com- brochure of new offerings write to: GOES TO WAR puterized. Gould intends to use this unique Broadway Play Publishing Inc. • computer operation to match his material to 249 West 29th Street the particular artistic and budgeting needs of AT TAG the University of Puget Sound's Inside New York, New York 10001 Theatre he directed and acted in more than 35 On Thursday, March 3 1 , John Gray 's Bil- ly Bishop Goes To War opens as the sixth productions over the past 11 years. Mr. and final production of the 1982/83 season Tutor holds a Ph.D. in Theatre from Wayne at Tacoma Actors Guild. State University. This gleeful musical recounts the escapades Billy Bishop Goes To War plays at TAG from March 31 through April 23. Perfor- tfie Onsothum Antionum of Canada 's most decorated World War I fly- ing ace, Lt. William Avery Bishop. Bursting mances are Tuesday - Saturday at 8 p.m. and • Sunday at 7 p.m. Matinees are Wednesday with humor and vitality, "Billy Bishop" Renaissance and Baroque and Sunday at 2:30 p.m. (played by Clayton Corzatte) and the "Piano Dances for Court and For tickets and information stop by TAG's Player" (David Colacci) vividly portray Theatre seventeen characters who figured Box Office between noon and 7 p.m., Tues- significantly in the life of this unlikely war day - Sunday at: 1323 S. Yakima Avenue, with Musicians hero. Tacoma, WA 98405, or phone the Box Of- The daring escapades of this one man blit- fice at 272-2145. Friday, April 8 zkrieg (Billy shot down 72 enemy planes in Kilworth Chapel just 13 months) are retold through humor, 8 p.m. songs and hilarious impersonations. NEW $2 Students, faculty & staff Clayton Corzatte, member of the company $3.50 General of the APA-Phoenix in New York for eight PLAY PUBLISHING years, is an Obie Award Winner and Tony Award nominee. His regional theatre credits COMPANY AIMED include roles at Alaska Repertory, Milwaukee Repertory, Cleveland Playhouse and over 20 roles at Seattle Repertory Theatre. Last year AT THE COLLEGE/ he starred in Billy Bishop Goes To War at the Actors Theatre in Louisville. UNIVERSITY David Colacci starred as the "Piano Player" at Actors Theatre of Louisville with Mr. Corzatte. He has appeared in numerous MARKET roles at Seattle area theatres such as the Emp- New York, NY...February 14, .. They magically ty Space Theatre, A Contemporary Theatre 1983...Frustrated drama teachers and perfor- and vibrantly and Seattle Repertory Theatre. He also ap- ming arts devotees take heed. A new play resurrect an era" peared in productions at the Cricket Theatre publishing and licensing company, Broadway —CBC (Canadian and in NBC's Most Deadly Passage. Mr. Play Publishing, Inc., whose goal is to bring Broadcasting Colacci also serves as Musical Director for this the latest voices in contemporary theater to Corporation) production. the college/university market, will publish its Rick Tutor, founding Artistic Director of first list of available scripts later this month. TAG, directs his tenth production at this The company, founded by Kip Gould, in- theatre with Billy Bishop Goes To War. At tends to provide college theater programs

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CONCERT REVIEW therefore the audience, was tremendous, as MASI played through their great repertoire of songs. They played almost all of CONCERT SERIES their tunes from their ' • Kissinte to be Clever'' ' , including "White Boy," "Time, PERFORMERS as an encore, and of course "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" to tremendous applause. SOUGHT This talented group had the crowd dancing their trendy feet all over the floor of the Hip- The Tacoma Arts Commission is accepting Oodrome. MTV filmed a wonderful concert, applications from musicians to perform as part look out for it, it should be on the air fairly of the Summer Pops! Concert Series. Now in soon. In the meantime, Seattle waits impa- its 18th year, Summer Pops! consists of free tiently for Culture Club to come back again. family concerts in parks throughout Tacoma. The series will include twelve lunch hour and evening concerts during July and August. Individuals and ensembles interested in be- ing considered for participation should submit :1 an audition tape, a resume detailing profes- sional experience, promotional materials, and ry fee information to the Tacoma Arts Commis- sion, Room 744, 740 St. Helens Avenue, C Tacoma, Washington 98402. The deadline for applications is March 31, 1983. For fur- ther information, contact Kira Bacon, .7* Lc) rr 591-5191.

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Tuesday, March 15th proved to be a diverse, many fans obviously attracted to the REAL EVENT, when Culture Club came to event by the cross-cultural image of the Seattle for the first, and hopefully not the last group, and by 's androgynous ap- time. peal. This classy and original group, whose hot MTV was there filming the whole show: song "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" the crowd, the band, and especially Boy has been a much played item on the air George in his regalia. Wearing white pants, waves, put on an incredible show at the an Indian cotton dress, and a white loose- Eagle's Hippodrome in Seattle. fitting jacket with his distinctive braids and The crowd at the concert was small, but flatblack hat, Boy George enthralled the au- 9'1' 016 A4 "'kettne. iieu.4, sT Pt A S The Friends of T The Washington State Historical Society Library present Dr. Kent D. Richards RECORDS author of Isaac I. Stevens: Young Man in a Hurry He will speak on the subject LPs — TAPES NEW — USED "Governor Stevens, A Man for his Times" A discussion period is included Time: 2:00 p.m., Saturday, March 26, 1983 Large Selection Of Pipes At the Museum of The Washington State Historical Society And Novelty Smoking Items 315 North Stadium Way, Tacoma Refreshments and an open house of 2703 6th Ave. Corner of 6th & Oakes the newly-remodeled Library will follow Mon. - Sat. 1-6 p.m. 272-2886 Easy Walking Distance From U.P.S. I Thursday 24th March TEP D13 continued from page 2 • applications is June 1. Application forms are available from the Tacoma Arts Commission, • ,740 St. Helens Avenue, Room 744, • Tacoma, Washington 98402. Call 591-5191 for more information. In 1982, over 30,000 people participated TOP in the day-long event. Plans for the 1983 Art Bowl include continuous entertainment, arts and crafts booths, international foods, and special activities for children. Art Bowl is sponsored by the Tacoma Arts Commission in coopertation with the GRESSIVE Metropolitan Park District. PRO KUPS MEDI A

U2 - War English Beat - Special Beat Service Dexy's Midnight Runners - Too-Rye-Ay Dexy's Midnight Runners - Too-Rye-Ay Culture Club - Kissing To Be Clever Heaven 17 - Heaven 17 Lene Lovich - No Man's Land Culture Club - Kissing To Be Clever Heaven 17 - Heaven 17 Psychedelic Furs - Forever Now Thomas Dolby (EP) - Blinded By Science Neil Young - Trams Blancmange - Happy Families Thomas Dolby (EP) - Blinded By Science The Psychedelic Furs - Forever Now Ric Ocasek - Beatitude Ultravox - Quartet Phil Collins - Hello, I Must Be Going! Thompson Twins - Side Kicks Ultravox - Quartet BARNEY McCLURE The English Beat - Special Beat Service New Order - 1981.1982 Rank and File - Sundown Simple Minds - New Gold Dream Beginning with March 20, pianist Barney The Jam (EP) - Beat Surrender Thompson Twins - Side Kicks McClure will play on Sunday evenings. The Cure - Let's Go To Bed The Jam (Live) - Dig the New Breed Without doubt the Northwest's most popular Simple Minds - New Gold Dream Missing Persons - Spring Session M jazz musician, McClure has led his own New Order - 1981-1982 Duran Duran - Rio Modern English (EP) - I Melt with You • groups and has accompanied men and women READERS SOUGHT The Jam (Live) - Dig the New Breed of note all up and down the West Coast Missing Persons - Spring Session M Peter Gabriel - Security -from Vancouver, B.C. to San Diego and Duran Duran - Rio Garland Jeffreys - Guts For Love from Mark Murphy to Sonny Stitt. His new FOR SHAKESPEARE INXS - Shabooh choobah Men At Work - Business As Usual 111 album is due out. ti read alive. To assist those persons reading to For more information on the 60 hour We've missed his whole-hearted music- MARATHON Shakespeare marathon, call the Association making since he went to Olympia in January keep in the spirit of the plays ARC will be as elected State Representative from the 24th providing capes, hats, swords, daggers and for Retarded Citizens of Pierce County at People who enjoy reading aloud are being 383-2643. District (Port Townsend and Jefferson Coun- other such costume pieces and properties. sought by the Association for Retarded ty). Sunday nights at the Alley will belong to Citizens of Pierce County to participate in a Barney for a while, so come and enjoy his 60 hour Shakespeare reading marathon in music (and who knows what friends he might celebration of the playwright's 419th birth- invite to sit in?). •••• day and to raise money for programs that benefits people with handicaps. Set for April 22-24, the marathon readings are being held STYLING SALON in conjunction with Pierce County theater companies at Tacoma Little Theater (210 North I. Street). The marathon will encom- pass 18 of the bard's greatest hits beginning with Twelfth Night (10:00 am Friday) and ending with The Tempest (the reading for which will begin on 8:00 pm Sunday, April 24th). Other plays to be read during the 60 hours marathon include Cymbeline; Measure for Measure; Othello; Richard III; King Lear; $8.50 FOR Much Ado about Nothing; Macbeth; The Winter's Tale: Julius Caesar; Hamlet; Henry .:.:STYLE CUT IV part 1; Henry V; Pericles; The Taming of the Shrew; A Midsummer Night's Dream, and Romeo and Juliet. The Shakespeare reading marathon is a fundraising project of the Association for Retarded Citizens (ARC) a private, nonprofit community resource which advocates for the WHAT'S UPS ?? rights and interests of people with developmental disabilties. Persons par- ticipating in the marathon will be asked to ASK FOR A Campus Information Line solicit pledges for each hour they plan on reading (persons can read as many or as few Extension 3316 plays as they have a desire to do). The ARC SHARON plans on having 10 persons involved in the reading of each and every play with the OR CAROL various roles in the play divided among those reading. Participants do not have to be actors or ac- tressed, nor is there an age limit to par- $1.00 OFF WITH COUPON ticipate. To take part in the marathon you just have to enjoy reading aloud. Shakespeare's vivid characters come passionately alive and 3401 6th Ave 759-8586 his verse is dramatic and unforgettable when Thusda; 2=11111MMENIME:6$4th march 4 1 STEP BEYOND UPS ENTERTAINMENT CALENDAR Tuesday 5th ednesday 6th

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Bumbershoot, the Seattle Arts Festival, is Seattle Center September 2 - 5. now accepting applications in the areas of per- Women and minority artists and groups are Mark Nelson and his dulcimers will be at UPS forming arts, crafts, -visual arts, children's art encouraged to apply. for a Showcase on Tuesday, April 5th from and A Taste of Seattle, the restaurant food The deadline for applications is April 30th. 11:30 to 1:00 p.m. in the SUB Snack Bar. Be there. For more information, call 625 - booth area. 4275 or write • ; Over 150,000 people attend the four day to Bumbershoot, P.O. Box 21134, Seattle, 1 4 celebrations of the arts, scheduled for the WA 98111.

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5510A 6th Ave 3032 River Road E 752-9590 922-7033 24 March, 1983 page 9 MORE COLLEGE BRIEFS Nationwide Teacher Shortage Predicted (CPS) The teacher shortage that has vacancies by 1985, and only 80 per- have seen teaching as the only pro- cropped up in isolated areas of the cent by the end of this decade. fession," Daly says. "Now the country will become a nationwide The exodus of women into other business world is recruiting shortage by 1985, a teacher educa- fields, the increase in the birth rate females." tion group says. and the lure of higher-paying profes- Both male and females have Attention A report by the American Associa- sions are primarily responsible for forsaken education degrees, tion of Colleges for Teachers Educa- the impending shortage, explains moreover, because of the "low Sign-ups are now open for studen tion (AACTE) predicts schools will be Norene Daly of the AACTE. salaries and lack of incentives" in positions on several committees. able to fill only 96 percent of their "Many females in the past would teaching. Sign up for Trustee Committees by As a result, "there will be fewer April 11, and for all other commit- entering the teaching profession tees by April 15. because of the lack of rewards," she adds. Litter Hotline Established They'll be staying away precisely TRUSTEE COMMITTEES at the time the "echo boom" Instructions children — offspring of the post- A statewide Litter Hotline has state. Buildings and Grounds World War II baby boom — will be been established by the Washington The new Litter Hotline is an effort Planning and Priorities entering college at the end of the State Department of Ecology to heighten public awareness of Student Life & Values & Religious decade, Daly points out. (WDOE) for the public to obtain in- basic facts about litter and to enlist Affairs Various states, especially in the formation, express complaints about support in WDOE's enforcement of Finance Committee littering, or report violations of litter the law. The litter problem is highly Sun Belt, have reported trouble fin- laws. The Hotline number is 1-800 visible to the public. Most litter on ding teachers in certain disciplines. ADMINISTRATIVE LITTERS. the highways has fallen or blown off Florida has teacher shortages in Alice Adams, Hotline manager, trucks, trailers, and pickups, and the foreign languages, elementary ADVISORY COMMITTEES urges residents to telephone when WDOE Youth Corps cleans up an education and special ed. Georgia Budget Task Force they observe violations of the state's average of 600 tons of litter each has 5,000 unfilled teaching jobs this Student Facilities Advisory Board litter laws, or to obtain general infor- year on the state's major roadways. year. Diversity mation about the provisions of "Litter bags are required by law in Kansas, Colorado, and Iowa Honorary Degree Washington's Model Litter Control motor vehicles and boats in education officials have also issued Alumni Board and Recycling Act. Washington Sate, and litter recep- warnings about current and impend- Littering of the state's roadways, tacles are required in all public ing teacher shortages. Wisconsin has FACULTY COMMITTEES whether from moving vehicles or places," Adams said. a severe shortage of math and Academic Standards from unsecured truck and trailer "As Washington residents, all of science teachers. Curriculum loads, is illegal in the state under us care about the state's beauty," President Reagan has proposed University Enrichment various statutes, and similar laws she emphasized. "Citizen effort and special programs to train more math teamwork is the key to a beautiful and science teachers, but Congress Student Life Committee cover Washington's waterways. Faculty Senate Adams also manages WDOE's environment free from the eyesore has not debated the proposal yet. of litter. We're asking everyone to Daly hopes it's not too late. "If Recycling Hotline, 1-800-RECYCLE, SEVERAL STANDING providing information on more than report litter problems so we can help there are not some incentives to at- 1,000 recycling centers across the enforce the law." tract young people to the teaching STUDENT COMMITTEES profession, there will be a serious shortage of teachers." • Harvard Reject Won't Give Up

Cambridge, MA (CPS) up at three in the morning," Good- man told the Harvard Crimson. "I A little thing like a rejection isn't guess it is a little off the wall." enough to keep Steven Goodman Not leaving much else to chance, out of Harvard, or so Goodman either, Goodman also gained 500 thinks. Brown University signatures on a petition to get into Brown. Rejected by the Ivy League school A representative of the University two years ago, Goodman, now a "He may have gotten enough of San Diego, and the National Center sophomore at Duke, is appealing to good will from the students," for Paralegal Training's Harvard students to help him observes Lola H. Minifie of transfer to Harvard next fall. Harvard's admissions office, but that LAWYER'S ASSISTANT PROGRAM Goodman has planted himself in may not be enough. "We are pretty will be on campus dining halls and other heavily- traditional around here " trafficked parts of the Harvard cam- Goodman, who couldn't be reach- WEDNP,S DAY APRIL 13 pus, trying to gain enough signatures ed for comment, reportedly had col- on a petition to impress university lected 185 signatures last week, but to discuss details of the Program and career admissions officers. vowed, "I'm not going to sleep until opportunities for college graduates in this "It's one of those ideas you think I get a couple hundred more." growing, new field. ... You may qualify for this intensive 12 week, post-graduate course, which en- Orwell Popularity Growing ables you to put your education to work as a skilled member of the legal team. continued from page 4 another announcement of govern- we're George Orwell's publisher," Contact Career Planning & Placement ment intrusion." says NAL Editor Joe Esposito. "We'll Asked if there were other motiva- be promoting very heavily, and we for more information: 756-3250 tions for producing the calendar, will have special sales." Keefe replied, "Oh, this has an in- Amid all the hoopla, perhaps a For Free Brochure, contact: credible market, obviously." high school senior from Salem High UNIVERSITY OF SAN DIEGO Room 318, Serra Hall For the same reasons New School in Plymouth, Michigan saw Lawyer's Assistant Program San Diego, CA 92110 American Library, which has printed the point best. "We read this book in (714) 293-4579 class this year, and enjoyed a good The University of San Diego does not discriminate on the 10 million paperback copies of the basis of race, sex, color, religion, age, national origin, classic since 1948, is readying a pro- discussion," says Mike McClennen. ancestry, or handicap in its policies and programs. motional blitz. "It's given me a lot to think about...) "1.984 is George Orwell's year, and guess I'll have all year for that." page 10 24 March, 1983 Cunningham Fellow Corresponds Study Break Dear Pres. Phibbs & All At UPS, politics seriously. I suppose that by now I'm no While I was in Munchen I broke • longer unique, and that a second myself out of my dream world of Cunningham Fellow has seen the castles, medieval churches, and light of day. I hope that someone museums by visiting Dachau. More will inform me of the details. One of specifically, I saw the KZ- • the strangest things about being the Gedenkstatte (concentration camp Cunningham Fellow is that for the memorial) on the outskirts of what, • first time since I was about five i` it weren't for the name, would be a by Steve Campion 4 years old, I'm not the member of a very nice, respectable suburb. As I group. Even UPS, that dear old Alma expected, it was horrible. For a cou- Mater that I was so wrapped up in ple of days I felt thoroughly revolted A book from psychology was on house. Or maybe I just don't like for four years is just that - an Alma with the human race (looking at it my desk last week. While I paged penguins. Mater. But still, I would like to keep historically, the whole business is through it, a chapter about dreams Whatever the answers are, dreams in touch, even if it is as an outsider. too understandable to execrate the caught my eye. It said that remain mysteries to me. You have 4 After the problems of January Germans specifically). I'm sure everything in a dream is of major had some bizarre ones, have you (most notably lost luggage; it's per- everyone has heard of what happen- concern to the dreamer. I have not? Try to explain them. Real manently vanished, if anyone cares), ed in concentration camps. At always wanted to see what a dreams do not fall into the textbook Germany is turning out to be the Dachau they made it thoroughly psychologist could interpret from examples for interpretation. They best part of my travels. My latest clear through their museum and free my dreams. I wonder if he would never will. • hobby is finding innovative ways to film presentation. But what struck understand them. A girl from high school dreamed start conversations (in German) on me most, actually seeing the site, If dreams are important, recurring she looked out her bedroom window • trains. I just can't get over the thrill was how modern everything was. dreams are vital: if your mind thinks and saw a friend roto-tilling her front of being capable of more than basic The camp has been preserved, barb- a dream is such a smash at the box lawn. communication (i.e. "how much ed wire and all, just like it was forty office the first time, you can expect I had a dream where a boy I knew does that cost?" or "where is . . .") in years ago. Everything is neat and the dream to be adapted to in junior high school was jumping a foreign language. Germany doesn't efficient-looking. But the quiet is un- television with reruns in syndication. off a bridge. He did jump, but was even seem "foreign" to me. It's new canny. And in the center of the camp I have one recurring dream that I saved by our school principal, dress- and interesting, but everyone is is a memorial, in four languages, am aware of. The dream is set in my ed like Superman, who swooped friendly, and here in Bavaria (this let- that simply says "Never Again". childhood backyard. I am playing down after him. ter is coming to you from Nurnberg) Standing there, a person has to frisbee with my dog; my mother is Last month, I dreamed I was a they even have evergreen trees. wonder if the warning will be weeding; my father is turning the soil delegate to an arms control meeting. I was in Munchen (Munich) when remembered. in the garden. It sounds like a typical Every world leader sat around a the Bundesrepublik had its national So, the adventure continues. I suburban plot. ENTER giant large table in a basement with all elections. For the week before the haven't spoken a word of English for penguin. (Yes, I am serious, and no, I their weapons. (Do not ask me how election (and probably before, but I eight days. Everything is going very was not watching Monty Python they could fit all the weapons of the wasn't there to see) Neuhauser well, and I'm even learning how to before bed.) A giant penguin flys world onto one table. I do not Strasse (a big street like the Broad- draw. (I decided not to let a silly lit- over the trees in my neighbor's understand myself. I only dreamed way Plaza, except that there are peo- tle problem like lack of skill deter backyard, lands on the fence on the it.) After two days of negotiations, I ple there) was lined with posters and me.) Please let me know what's hap- opposite side of my house, crushing stood and looked toward Soviet representatives of all the political pening back in the real world. the fence, and then flies on further leader Yuri Andropov and asked him parties. Hundreds of people swarm- Yours always, down the row of houses on our what he planned to do after the sum- ed around the booths, arguing, Phyllis Jestice block. mit was over. He said he didn't reasoning, waving flags, etc. The Nurnberg, BRD That is the dream. Okay, know. I suggested we play basket- Germans certainly seem to take their psychologists, do your stuff. I know ball. In an instant, all the delgates it is important because I dreamt it had the faces of my friends and we continued from page 2 about once a month for two years were piling into an elevator to the him a wide range of hundreds of cur- when I was younger. Even after we ground level where there was an out- tore down the old wooden fence and door basketball court. Andropov rent vacancy notices both at home knowledge of such subjects as installed a chainlink, nothing chang- was good from the free throw line, if and abroad. religion, history, science, and ed in the dream. Its ratings must you are interested. Sincerely, philosophy. We ask that the signs have slipped enough to cancel the I have no idea what any of those John P. MacAndrew, President posted in the library that read, dream, though. I have not seen it for dreams mean and am sure most peo- Foreign & Domestic Teachers "Quiet Please" be honored. Con- three years, now ple do not either. I have trouble P.S. We still need about 300 teachers sideration of others is not a new con- Psychologists would probably even remembering my dreams—they to fill positions in the Mid-West, cept and with an effort on the part claim the setting was to mean family are boring. Most of my dreams are West & Overseas. of all UPS students, can prevail in life. The penguin represented so- so boring I sleep right through them. the UPS library. meone or something that could If you can interpret my dreams I Thank you. To the Editor(s) of The Trail: come and tear down old fences and would greatly appreciate hearing Sincerely, Collins Library is renowned for be- let me be exposed to the world. Or from you. Two Concerned UPS Students ing the hub of social activity on the maybe they would say all my Giant penguins need not respond. UPS Campus and in recent weeks, troubles came from my neighbor's nothing has occurred to dispel the popularity of the library as a gather- ing place for friends and acquain- tances. This past week, a friend and I were MAKE $12200 FOR COLLEGE seated in the basement lounge of the library and were fortunate enough to be included in a reunion of at least WHILE IDU'RE GOING five girls, each of whom thought it appropriate to discuss their day's happenings and most intimate TO COLLEGE. secrets. An occasional loud sigh or Want a part-time job that doesn't hurt your grades? Or campus life? Give your local Army Reserve unit icy stare didn't seem to drop a big a weekend a month and a couple of summers during college, and they'll give you over $12,000 for college. enough hint; the noise continued. To Up to $4,000 in college aid is yours just for joining most units. Another $6,000for four years of top off our evening, we were invited monthly weekends and two-week summer stints. Plus over$2,200 that you'll earn during two summer to join in on a birthday celebration. training periods. All while you're getting the most out of college. And doing the most you can part-time We heard the traditional birthday for your country. song and the blast of air that ex- You don't have to wait for college to join the Army Reserve. If you're 17 or older and a junior or senior tinguished the candles on the cake. in high school, join us now! There's no better part-time job in town. Smoke curled above the bookcases, Interested? For more information about the Army Reserve in this area, call any of the telephone and my friend and I, realizing that to numbers listed below. stay in the library might be anti- climactic, left to find a quiet classroom in McIntyre. 6517 — 6th Avenue We would just like to inform (once 564-5922 again) the students at UPS that the library is not a place for social ac- ARMY RESERVE. tivity; it is a place for studying - to expand one's horizons and to gain BE ALL CAN IL 24 March, 1983 - page 11 LOGGER SPORTS Tracksters Show Potential In UPS Invitational

by Stanley Williams

Last Saturday, as many of us don- results with times of 10:27.44 meter run with a time of 2:01.86. men's team would have scored pret- ned shorts and prepared to soak up a (3,000m) and 16:09.32 (5,000m). Ron Walter Hines pulled out second in ty close to last place. Noteworthy is few of those sun rays, another group Bagby headed the 100 meter placing the 400 meter hurdles with a 55:08, the fact that not one 400 meter • of Loggers were putting on their second in the event with an 11.05 Finishing off the day, UPS's 1,600 place was held by a Logger, nor was uniforms and spikes shoes, readying time. Ted Kawada ran an even 1,500 meter relay team clocked a 3:32.44, a Logger javelin thrower among the themselves for the competition of meters to place sixth in the event good for third place. top six. The 200 meter run went in track and field. with a time of 4:15.3. Objectively reporting this, one the same manner. Though they weren't in many Only heaven knows what the tur- would have to agree, UPS's men's As our track stars go back into cases the leaders of the pack, these nout might have been in the 110 team was not the dominant force rigorous practices, let's hope the young men showed potential to meter hurdles, because of the false during the meet. Western next meet's result will show signs of become future leaders in their pro- starts Logger runners turned in. (An- Washington, Central Washington, increased depth in the track events. spective fields of competition. ticipation of the gun isn't the same Pacific Lutheran and Simon Frasier The next track meet will be today Outstanding performances of the as waiting on the gun!) Steven Sinion were the teams to reckon with. Had at Parkland against PLU. day came from men such as Jeff came-a-sprinting in fifth in the 800 this meet been a scored meet, UPS's Green, Brian Threlkeld, and Todd McCrady, who placed first, second, and fifth respectively in the shot put with distances of 48'31/4", 47'21/2" Two More Women Qualify For NAIA's and 42' 31/2". Green and Threlkeld placed second and third in the ham- mer throwing event, tossing 103'4" • and 82'2". By Marlene Dean In other field events, Matt Thacker and Geoff Brewer placed The women tracksters really burn- Parnell, who has been hampered by ed second, bettering their time by third and fifth in the long jump, leap- ed rubber during the UPS Invita- illness and injury surprised the other two seconds. Patience Harrison led ing 20'10" and 19'8'/4" into the pit. tional Meet held at Baker Stadium 4 PLU runners when she came up off, giving the baton to Katie Elder; Brewer also tied for first in the triple last Saturday. Maybe it was because from 4th place finishing 2nd with a the excitement came when Kip with a hop, skip and jump's worth of the women were at home, or perhaps time of 10:41.1 Foster turned on the speed, giving 44'3". The only representative of it was the sun, in any case the Colleen Baker kept a steady and UPS a favorable position, passing UPS in the top six places was pole women set new school records and fast pace throughout the 10,000 the baton to anchor Marlene Dean vaulter Jason Miller, who placed two more qualified for NAIA Na- meter run. She also bettered her who maintained the second place third with a height of 11'. Ronald tionals. time by 1 minute and 5 seconds, position. Bash and Matt Thacker leaped their Freshmen Heather Sullivan, placing 2nd and qualifying for NAIA Kip Foster finished third in the 400 way into respective second and Cheryl Moores and Glynn Watt left Nationals with a time of 38:54.7. meter hurdles, and Kristine Hoy, fourth places in the high jump with all other contenders behind in the Sharon 'Maniac' Watson psyched who just recovered from a leg injury, heights of 6'2" and 6'. distance races. As usual, Sullivan out most of her competitors in the finished 4th. In the 100 meter Turning to the track events, Paul won the 1500 meter run, with a time 800 meter run. She brought up the hurdles Harrison was hindered by a Goralski went out in the first event of 4:43.2, bettering her previous time rear during most of the race and poor start - and was not able to make placing fourth in the 10,000 meter of 4:44.1, and setting a new school literally sprinted the last two hun- up for the loss. She placed fourth. • run, clocking a time of 34:33.6. Our record. Watt was breathing down dred, nipping PLU's second place In the sprints, Dean finished se- 400 meter relay team, in a field of Heather's back the whole race, runner at the tape. cond and Katie Elder finished fourth. four teams, disappointingly placed finishing 2nd with a time of 4:44.5, In the field events, Duffer Heilers It was a great meet for the fourth clocking a 44.24. Jim Cairns, which qualified her for NAIA Na- won the discus with a throw of women. "Everyone bettered their

running in both the 3,000 meter stee- tionals. Moores ran an outstanding . 126'1", placed 2nd in the shot and time and that's what's important," ple chase and the 5,000 meter run race in the 3000 meter run, placing third in the javelin. said Coach Joe Peyton. "Now we've turned in fourth and fifth place first with a time of 10:36.8. Kathleen The UPS 4 x 100 meter relay finish- got to beat PLU Thursday." Women's Netters Slammed By Powerful Lady Lutes by Andrea Alexander

A showdown took place on the placed sharp, crisp volleys in the scores of 4-6, 7-6, 6-4. Strong serving 4-4. Powerful overheads and UPS Fieldhouse tennis courts last corners, keeping Edmunds off guard. from Crowsen and consistent volley- strategically placed offensive lobs Saturday, and when the smoke The freshman appeared to lose her ing from Davis allowed the UPS duo enabled Crowson to serve out the cleared the UPS women's team concentration late in the third set, to win the second set in a tie match. found themselves victims of a 6-3 but was able to regain her edge and breaker, 7-2. After taking a 4-1 lead The Lady Loggers' next home shellacking at the hands of cross- go on to defeat Edmunds 6-2, 4-6, 6-3 in the third set, Davis and Crowson match will be March 25 at 4:00, ver- town rival Pacific Lutheran, despite moving her personal record to 9-1. allowed the match to pull even at sus Portland State University. stellar performances from several The Lady netters had impressive Lady Logger netters. victories in the doubles matches by Even with the loss of two main winning first and second tandems. players from last year's squad, PLU Fitzgerald teamed with Susie ARE YOU .ANOREXIC OR BULIMIC? brought in a strong team worthy of a Hooker, who has been out for weeks Are you overly concerned with your weight and how program that produced the second- with a back injury, to defeat the much you eat? Do you binge often? Are you using self ranked team in the nation last spr- team of Edmunds and Dickinsen! starvation, diuretics, excessive exercise, vomiting, or ing. "They are surprisingly strong After losing the first set 1-6, Fit- again," commented UPS Coach zgerald and Hooker came roaring laxatives to keep your weight down? If so, you may be Dawn Bowman. "They are steady back and won the second set in con- experiencing problems with ANOREXIA OR BULIMIA. and seem to get everything back." vincing style with strong court There is effective counseling help available. Contact: Although the Lady Loggers lost marksmanship. Thanks to PLU's low the match, there were strong show- percentage shots, the Logger CHARLES W. BRUNI, Ph.D. ings by freshman standout Susie Fit- dynamic duo breezed through the Specializing in work with eating disorders, stress, and zgerald in her first singles and third set, clinching the frame with women-men in transition. Dr. Bruni has over nine years doubles match. Fitzgerald utilized scores of 1-6, 6-2, 6-3. of university training and nineteen years of clinical ex- strong and consistent ground strokes Alison Davis and Cathy Crowson perience. Individual, group, and/or family therapy can be to move her singles opponent, Stacie posted a convincing doubles win provided. Call 759-7984 for further information or an Edmunds, around the court. When over the PLU team of Pollyann appointment. forced to ;come to.the. pet_ E Itzgerald . .Byrnestad and Ju ie. C haprnan by. the .

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