2016 International WFTDA D2 Playoffs in Lansing

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2016 INTERNATIONAL WFTDA PLAYOFFS

N AT I FRI•SAT•SUN E R O N T A N L I AUGUST 26-28 WFTDA.com/Tournaments LANSING, MI

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HOSTED BY: The Lansing Derby Vixens

Charm City Roller Girls, MARYLAND, USA • Sac City Rollers, CALIFORNIA, USA • Wasatch Roller Derby, UTAH, USA • Cincinnati Rollergirls, OHIO, USA • Calgary Roller Derby Association, ALBERTA, CAN • Nidaros Roller Derby, TRONDHEIM, NOR • Charlottesville Derby Dames, VIRGINIA, USA • Bear City Roller Derby, BERLIN, DEU • Tri-City Roller Derby, ONTARIO, CAN • Grand Raggidy Roller Derby, MICHIGAN, USA

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T O U T S R N A M E N WELCOME 2016 WFTDA DIVISION 2 PLAYOFFS

On behalf of the WFTDA Board of Directors, Officers, and staff, I am excited to welcome you to the 2016 International WFTDA Division 2 Playoffs.

Nothing compares to being here. Plain and simple. The fantastic feats of athleticism on the track, the excitement and emotion in the stands, the concentration and attention to detail on the dais, and the enticing goods in the vendor village.

This is roller derby. We are roller derby.

So who will you be today? Will you be persistent and powerful, strong and swift, a leader on the track? Will you be fierce and fast and forceful, a goal setter…a record breaker? Will you be focused and creative? Will you capture that amazing shot? Will you paint your face and put on your colors? Will you chant and sing and cry and scream?

One thing is clear—whether you’re a Skater, Official, photographer, announcer, or fan (or any combination thereof), TODAY YOU WILL BE ROLLER DERBY!

This weekend wouldn’t be possible without the tremendous amount of support and time our hosts, Lansing Derby Vixens, and all of their volunteers have put in. When you see their event staff, be sure to thank them for hosting such a fantastic tournament.

Enjoy your time in Lansing and we’ll see you ‘round the track!

Alisha Campbell WFTDA Tournaments Director

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WELCOME FROM THE LANSING DERBY VIXENS Welcome to Lansing, Michigan! The Lansing Derby Vixens are thrilled to host one of this year’s WFTDA Division 2 Playoff Tournaments.

Our venue, the Summit Sports and Ice Arena, is a 176,000 square foot state-of-the-art complex for sports, education, entertainment, and business activities. The Summit has one Olympic and one NHL ice surface, a 54,300 square foot field house, sports performance center, gymnastics center, pro shop, two concession stands, four meeting rooms, video arcade, spectator seating, public locker rooms, team locker rooms, referee rooms, and arena management space.

You will find all the amenities you need within a short drive of our arena. The arena is also just minutes from downtown Lansing, major shopping centers, countless restaurants, services, and retail businesses. Among the outstanding attractions of the Lansing area are the Broad Museum, the Michigan Capitol, the Women’s Historical Center, Cooley Gardens, Abrams Planetarium, the Potter Park Zoo, Capital City Comic Con, and the Michigan Pride Festival. Check out www.lansingsports.org/wftdaplayoffs for more information on restaurants, shopping, and attractions.

Lansing is at the center of Michigan and is the heart of the Mitten State—merging the best in Midwestern hospitality with the energy of a city on the move. In Lansing, you can explore and imagine, step into history, and experience art in a whole new way.

The Lansing Derby Vixens are delighted to host some of the best teams of women’s flat track derby in our state-of-the-art sports complex. We hope your stay in Lansing is enjoyable and memorable!

ABOUT THE LANSING DERBY VIXENS The Lansing Derby Vixens were formed in April 2010 as Lansing’s original women’s flat track roller derby league. At first, league members traveled to the Flint area to train with the Mid-Michigan Derby Girls, while supplementing their formal training by skating at just about any place they could find, such as Edru, Foster Community Center, and even a high school auditorium stage. The Lansing Derby Vixens were accepted as full members of WFTDA in June 2013. The Vixens are excited to host this 2016 D2 Tournament!

For more information about our league visit: lansingderbyvixens.com

4 2016 WFTDA INTERNATIONAL PLAYOFFS HOSTED BY The Lansing Derby Vixens SCHEDULE

FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY

9 AM | DOORS OPEN 9 AM | DOORS OPEN 9 AM | DOORS OPEN

10 AM | GAME 1 10 AM | GAME 7 10 AM | GAME 13 Bear City Roller Derby (#8) v Loser Game 1 v Loser Game 3 Loser Game 8 v Loser Game 7 Tri-City Roller Derby (#9) 9th Place

12 PM | GAME 2 12 PM | GAME 8 12 PM | GAME 14 Charlottesville Derby Dames (#7) v Loser Game 2 v Loser Game 6 Loser Game 11 v Loser Game 10 Grand Raggidy Roller Derby (#10) 7th Place

2 PM | GAME 3 2 PM | GAME 9 2 PM | GAME 15 Wasatch Roller Derby (#3) v Winner Game 4 v Winner Game 6 Winner Game 11 v Winner Game 10 Nidaros Roller Derby (#6) 5th Place

4 PM | GAME 4 4 PM | GAME 10 4 PM | GAME 16 Charm City Roller Girls (#1) v Loser Game 5 v Winner Game 7 Loser Game 9 v Loser Game 12 Winner Game 1 3rd Place

6 PM | GAME 5 6 PM | GAME 11 6 PM | GAME 17 Sac City Rollers (#2) v Loser Game 4 v Winner Game 8 Winner Game 9 v Winner Game 12 Winner Game 2 1st Place

8 PM | GAME 6 8 PM | GAME 12 730 PM | AWARDS CEREMONY Cincinnati Rollergirls (#4) v Winner Game 3 v Winner Game 5 Calgary (#5) TOURNAMENT RULES GUEST CODE OF CONDUCT: The Women’s Flat Track Derby Association strives to provide a safe and satisfying event for everyone in attendance by seeking your compliance with our guest code of conduct. We ask for your assistance in creating an environment that is free of:

• Abusive or foul language and obscene gestures other items deemed inappropriate, harmful or directed toward other guests, venue employees, hazardous by tournament staff. tournament staff and volunteers, players, coaches, • Professional cameras, video cameras, and and officials. audio recorders without prior authorization and • Guests who are disruptive to the event or impair proper credentials. other guests’ enjoyment. • Guests without proper authorization or credentials • Intoxicated or drug-impaired individuals. entering or attempting to enter restricted areas. • Smoking, except in designated areas (located • Banners or signs that obstruct the view of guests, outside of the arena). obscure sponsor advertising, contain objectionable • Prohibited entry items such as outside food & subject matter, or are commercial in nature. The beverage, weapons, non-service animals, air horns, WFTDA and the venue reserve the right to remove vuvuzelas, megaphones, and laser pointers, and any banner or sign at any time.

Guests not abiding by this Guest Code of Conduct are subject to ejection from the venue. In the event that you are refused entry into or requested to leave the venue for failure to comply with the Guest Code of Conduct or follow the venue regulations, you will not be entitled to a replacement or refund for your ticket. Entry to the venue shall constitute acceptance of the Guest Code of Conduct and venue regulations.

PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF A FEW TOURNAMENT RULES: • No video or audio recording devices or cameras • You must remain seated in the trackside seating with detachable lenses without prior approval from area. Laying down is not permitted. Keep your the WFTDA. Please visit wftda.com/tournaments/ hands, feet, and belongings behind the safety line credentials for more information. at all times. Do not touch or grab Skaters or Officials • Live streaming video of the games, including on who fall into trackside seating. If a piece of clothing social media platforms such as Periscope and or equipment falls onto the track, do not enter the Livestream on Facebook Live, is prohibited. track or safety lane to retrieve it. • If you choose to sit trackside, you accept all • Certain areas of the track and venue are reserved responsibility for the possible risk of injury to you for individuals who require special seating or or damage and/or destruction to your belongings perform specific game duties. They may obstruct at any time without warning. Trackside seating is at the view of persons behind them. However, they are your own risk. not able to move, sit, squat, or otherwise alter their position lest they not be able to complete their • Chairs are not permitted trackside except as a job function. companion to ADA accessible seating. Wheelchairs (and their companion chair) must be a minimum of • By entering the venue, you agree to the possibility of five feet away from the outside referee lane. being photographed, filmed, or recorded. Your voice, image and likeness may be captured and recorded • Glassware, sharp objects, and other items deemed in and around the venue and publicly disseminated inappropriate, harmful, or hazardous by tournament by any means and in any format or media. You waive staff are not allowed in trackside seating. all rights on an irrevocable, worldwide, perpetual • Fire lanes, exits, and walkways must remain clear. basis to object to such recording and dissemination.

WHERE WE SKATE The Summit Sports and Ice Complex 9410 Davis Hwy, Dimondale, MI 48821

PARKING • Any item that is dangerous, hazardous, and/ The Summit Sports and Ice Complex offers free or illegal, or that may be used as a weapon, parking and has 800 spaces available. compromise or otherwise interfere with the enjoyment, comfort, or safety of any person or SECURITY pose risk to security at the venue, or any other There will be hired security personnel and item that WFTDA event officials or Summit volunteer security staff from the Lansing Derby Sports and Ice Complex officials determine (in Vixens to attend to crowd control and general their absolute discretion) may cause injury or security matters. You are advised not to leave public nuisance or inconvenience to any other valuables unattended as neither the WFTDA, the person is strictly prohibited. Lansing Derby Vixens, nor the Summit Sports and Ice Complex will be responsible for loss, damage, • No animals other than guide, signal, or service or theft of your belongings. Any property you bring animals (as defined by law) are allowed to the event is at your own risk. in Summit Sports and Ice Complex. All sanitary needs for permitted animals are the FOOD AND BEVERGE responsibility of the customer. No outside food or beverage will be allowed into • Neither the Summit Sports and Ice Complex, the the venue. WFTDA, nor the Lansing Derby Vixens, will be RULES AND RESTRICTIONS liable for any loss, damage, or harm (of any kind, • All purses, bags and cases are subject to search. including to any person or any property) arising from your presence at the event and you agree • In accordance with Summit Sports and that no claim, complaint, or proceeding will be Ice Complex policies, smoking, including brought in this regard. You are responsible for e-cigarettes, is not permitted in all public areas any property you bring to the event and such at the Summit Sports and Ice Complex including property is at your own risk. Your presence and/ the arena and concourse. A designated outdoor or movement in and around the event is at your smoking area is located. own risk.

• The Summit Sports and Ice Complex is wheelchair accessible. If you require further accommodations, email [email protected].

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The Women’s Flat Track Derby Association—comprising 376 member leagues and 74 apprentice leagues—is the international governing body for the sport of women’s flat track roller derby and a membership organization for leagues to collaborate and network. The WFTDA sets standards for rules, seasons, safety, and determines guidelines for the national and international athletic competitions of member leagues. The WFTDA is governed by a five-member, volunteer Board of Directors:

ALASSIN SANE EDUSKATING RITA Detroit Derby Girls Hammer City Roller Girls President and IT Oversight Secretary, Juniors and Regulatory & Governance Oversight

AMY SPEARS MS. D’FIANT Ohio Roller Girls Angel City Derby Girls Vice President and Treasurer, Games and Membership Oversight Insurance Oversight

F-BOMB Rose City Rollers Vice President and Marketing Oversight

KEEP IN TOUCH WITH THE WFTDA

The Playoffs and Championships may be the highlight of the WFTDA season, but we’ve got news to share with roller derby fans all season long!

• Stay up to date with all things WFTDA via WFTDA.com. Want to make sure you don’t miss an update? Subscribe to our RSS feeds or our e-newsletter. • Follow @WFTDAlive for live tweets of WFTDA.tv events and look for highlight clips on our YouTube channel. • Join the conversation on our social media communities. The WFTDA is on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Google+, Tumblr, Pinterest, and LinkedIn. Visit wftda.com/connect. • Tweeting or Instagramming about your adventures at the Playoffs? Use the hashtag#WFTDAplayoffs , #lansingsports, and #lovelansing. • Want to “talk” to the announcers during the tournament? Tweet them at #Talk2WFTDA.

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Back Block Low Block Track Cut Jammers wear a star The Pivot is the The Blockers are on their helmets Blocker that wears simultaneously and are the scoring the stripe on her focused on stopping players for each head. She is the the opposing Jammer team. The Jammers only Blocker that from passing them attempt to pass the is allowed to accept and assisting their opponents as many a star pass from Jammer to pass the times as possible by the Jammer, thus opposing team’s sprinting around becoming the new Blockers. The pack is the track and Jammer and formed by the largest lapping the pack. gaining the ability group of Blockers with to score points. players from each team on the track. Out of Play Multiplayer Block Insubordination

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n8 sin diesel Jennanigans CoaChes not piCtured: photos by: tyler shaw 514 dottie deathwish tylershawprintsCharming.zenfolio.Com Charm City Roller Girls N AT I E R O N SEED 1 T A Bear City Roller Derby N L GAME 4 I SEED 8 FRI 4:00 PM GAME 1 FRI 10:00 AM SEED GAME 9 LANSING, MI Cincinnati Rollergirls SAT 2:00 PM Tri-City Roller Derby W SEED 4 S F F T F GAME 6 D O FRI 8:00 PM A A Y SEED P L Calgary Roller Derby Association GAME 17 Wasatch Roller Derby SUN 6:00 PM SEED 3 1ST PLACE GAME 3 FRI 2:00 PM SEED 6 2ND PLACE Nidaros Roller Derby GAME 12 Sac City Rollers SAT 8:00 PM

SEED 2 LOSER GAME Charlottesville Derby Dames 3RD PLACE SEED GAME 5 GAME 16 FRI 6:00 PM SUN 4:00 PM LOSER GAME 12 GAME 2 4TH PLACE FRI BRACKET12:00 PM FULL SPREAD SEED 10 Grand Raggidy Roller Derby

CONSOLATION BRACKET LOSER GAME 4 LOSER GAME 2 GAME 11 SAT 6:00 PM TH PLACE GAME8 SAT 12:00 PM GAME 15 LOSER GAME 6 SUN 2:00 PM 6TH PLACE

LOSER GAME

LOSER GAME 1 GAME 10 SAT 4:00 PM LOSER GAME 11 GAME 7 TH PLACE SAT 10:00 AM LOSER GAME 3 GAME 14 SUN 12:00 PM LOSER GAME 10 8TH PLACE

FRI•SAT•SUN LOSER GAME 8 TH PLACE GAME 13 AUGUST 2628 SUN 10:00 AM LOSER GAME Hosted by the Lansing Derby Vixens 10TH PLACE WFTDA.com/Lansing GAMES IN EASTERN DAYLIGHT TIME. Game numbers are subject to change when game times are conﬁrmed. Charm City Roller Girls N AT I E R O N SEED 1 T A Bear City Roller Derby N L GAME 4 I SEED 8 FRI 4:00 PM GAME 1 FRI 10:00 AM SEED GAME 9 LANSING, MI Cincinnati Rollergirls SAT 2:00 PM Tri-City Roller Derby W SEED 4 S F F T F GAME 6 D O FRI 8:00 PM A A Y SEED P L Calgary Roller Derby Association GAME 17 Wasatch Roller Derby SUN 6:00 PM SEED 3 1ST PLACE GAME 3 FRI 2:00 PM SEED 6 2ND PLACE Nidaros Roller Derby GAME 12 Sac City Rollers SAT 8:00 PM

SEED 2 LOSER GAME Charlottesville Derby Dames 3RD PLACE SEED GAME 5 GAME 16 FRI 6:00 PM SUN 4:00 PM LOSER GAME 12 GAME 2 4TH PLACE FRI 12:00 PM SEED 10 Grand Raggidy Roller Derby

CONSOLATION BRACKET LOSER GAME 4 LOSER GAME 2 GAME 11 SAT 6:00 PM TH PLACE GAME8 SAT 12:00 PM GAME 15 LOSER GAME 6 SUN 2:00 PM 6TH PLACE

LOSER GAME

LOSER GAME 1 GAME 10 SAT 4:00 PM LOSER GAME 11 GAME 7 TH PLACE SAT 10:00 AM LOSER GAME 3 GAME 14 SUN 12:00 PM LOSER GAME 10 8TH PLACE

FRI•SAT•SUN LOSER GAME 8 TH PLACE GAME 13 AUGUST 2628 SUN 10:00 AM LOSER GAME Hosted by the Lansing Derby Vixens 10TH PLACE WFTDA.com/Lansing GAMES IN EASTERN DAYLIGHT TIME. Game numbers are subject to change when game times are conﬁrmed. ADS/COPY ANNE BONES | 77 CHAINSAW | 80 CHERRY CHOKE | 0 ELLIE STAB’ER | 631 I, CARAMBA! | 23

THANK YOU

PHOTOGRAPH: Nicole Cottom

THE LANSING DERBY VIXENS would like to thank our generous sponsors for helping make our dream of hosting this tournament a reality. We would also like to thank WFTDA for their hard work behind the scenes to make each tournament an unforgettable experience for all in attendance and for those who join through the live feed.

Finally, we would like to thank our Lansing Derby Vixen tournament committee, without whom this event would not have been possible! Biggest of thank yous to Chelsea Fristoe, Inzy Mood, Go ManGo, and Eirinn Go Brutal for taking lead on the coordination of this venture. We would also like to thank the following contributors for their hard work on making the many pieces of this tournament come together:

MARKETING AND COMMUNICATIONS ENTERTAINMENT Mammary Lane, Slammit Janet, and PhDemon Lil’ Miss Cheeky

PHOTOGRAPHY ANNOUNCER LIAISON Smaxx Kittenz (Nicole Cottom) Hi-Death

SAFETY AND SECURITY VIDEOGRAPHY Goldie Bloxxx and Rumble Bee UnoDeuce Media

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8011 BOOTY BADASS 88 KNOXETTE LAILA VARLA VENDETTA FACTS ABOUT LANSING Two brothers founded Lansing in 1835. Oddly enough, Capital City Stealth, and a National Premier Soccer they were from Lansing, New York. League team, Lansing United.

The 1947 Michigan Constitution required the capital to Lansing’s Beal Botanical Garden is the oldest be moved away from Detroit, which was considered continuously operating botanical garden in the country too close to British-controlled Canada. Lansing won the and holds more than 5,000 species of plants. state government seat, and had only about 20 residents at the time. The first capitol building in Lansing was actually made of wood, having been constructed quickly once the East Lansing is home to the United States’ oldest land- city was chosen for the capital. A grander home for the grant university (Michigan State University), including our state’s government wasn’t built until 1871. very own cyclotron. You can walk the entire solar system on foot simply by Michigan is the Great Lake State! Standing anywhere walking through downtown Lansing. The “Planet Walk” in the state, a person is within 85 miles of one of the features a scaled-down replica of the solar system Great Lakes. depicting all the planets, starting at the Impression 5 Museum and ending at Potter Park Zoo. The total A wide array of famous people are from Lansing, walking distance on the trail is two miles. including Google co-founder Larry Page, basketball player Earvin “Magic” Johnson, film director John Lansing was the first city in the country to establish an Hughes, and actor Burt Reynolds. organization dedicated to women’s history: the Michigan Women’s Historical Center and Hall of Fame. Lansing has a minor league baseball team, the Lansing Lugnuts, a Great Lakes Football League team, the THINGS TO DO IN LANSING Michigan Pride Festival Old Town Lansing Downtown Lansing August 26-27, 2016 Shopping, Restaurants, Nightlife Shopping, Restaurants, Nightlife www.michiganpride.org www.iloveoldtown.org www.downtownlansing.org

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DIVISION 2 PLAYOFFS • AUGUST 19-21 • WICHITA, KANSAS, USA Jet City Rollergirls, WASHINGTON, USA • Houston Roller Derby, TEXAS, USA • Nashville Rollergirls, TENNESSEE, USA • Brandywine Roller Derby, PENNSYLVANIA, USA • Kansas City Roller Warriors, KANSAS, USA • Tucson Roller Derby, ARIZONA, USA • Blue Ridge Rollergirls, NORTH CAROLINA, USA • Boulder County Bombers, COLORADO, USA • Chicago Outﬁt Roller Derby, ILLINOIS, USA • Carolina Rollergirls, NORTH CAROLINA, USA DIVISION 2 PLAYOFFS • AUGUST 26-28 • LANSING, MICHIGAN, USA Charm City Roller Girls, MARYLAND, USA • Sac City Rollers, CALIFORNIA, USA• Wasatch Roller Derby, UTAH, USA• Cincinnati Rollergirls, OHIO, USA • Calgary Roller Derby Association, ALBERTA, CAN • Nidaros Roller Derby, TRONDHEIM, NOR • Charlottesville Derby Dames, VIRGINIA, USA • Bear City Roller Derby, BERLIN, DEU • Tri-City Roller Derby, ONTARIO, CAN • Grand Raggidy Roller Derby, MICHIGAN, USA DIVISION 1 PLAYOFFS • SEPTEMBER 2-4 • MONTRÉAL, QUÉBEC, CAN London Rollergirls, LONDON, ENG • Texas Rollergirls, TEXAS, USA • Bay Area Derby, CALIFORNIA, USA • Montréal Roller Derby, QUÉBEC, CAN • Dallas Derby Devils, TEXAS, USA • Boston Roller Derby, MASSACHUSETTS , USA • Kallio Rolling Rainbow, HELSINKI, FIN • Sun State Roller Girls, QUEENSLAND, AUS • Detroit Derby Girls, MICHIGAN, USA • Rocky Mountain Rollergirls, COLORADO, USA DIVISION 1 PLAYOFFS • SEPTEMBER 9-11 • COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA Rose City Rollers, OREGON, USA • Jacksonville RollerGirls, FLORIDA, USA • Denver Roller Derby, COLORADO, USA • Atlanta Rollergirls, GEORGIA, USA • Crime City Rollers, MALMÖ, SWE • Santa Cruz Derby Girls, CALIFORNIA, USA • Rainy City Roller Derby, OLDHAM, ENG • Columbia QuadSquad Rollergirls, SOUTH CAROLINA, USA • Ann Arbor Derby Dimes, MICHIGAN, USA • Steel City Roller Derby, PENNSYLVANIA, USA DIVISION 1 PLAYOFFS • SEPTEMBER 16-18 • VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CAN Victorian Roller Derby League, VICTORIA, AUS • Angel City Derby Girls, CALIFORNIA, USA • Rat City Roller Girls, WASHINGTON, USA • Philly Roller Derby, PENNSYLVANIA, USA • Terminal City Rollergirls, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CAN • Naptown Roller Girls, INDIANA, USA • Sacred City Derby Girls, CALIFORNIA, USA • Stockholm Roller Derby, STOCKHOLM, SWE • Queen City Roller Girls, NEW YORK, USA • Arizona Roller Derby, ARIZONA, USA DIVISION 1 PLAYOFFS • SEPTEMBER 23-25 • MADISON, WISCONSIN, USA Gotham Girls Roller Derby, NEW YORK, USA • Arch Rival Roller Derby, MISSOURI, USA • Minnesota RollerGirls, MINNESOTA, USA • Tampa Roller Derby, FLORIDA, USA • Team United Women's Roller Derby, IOWA, USA • Helsinki Roller Derby, HELSINKI, FIN • No Coast Derby Girls, NEBRASKA, USA • Windy City Rollers, ILLINOIS, USA • Ohio Roller Derby, OHIO, USA • Mad Rollin' Dolls, WISCONSIN, USA