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Volume 111, Issue 26,TheMay 13, 1986 Rebel Yellin' University of Nevada, Las Venus

Little good is accomplished without controversy, and no civil evil is ever defeated without publicity UNLVhonors program has very successful first year

Karen spiawn Honors Program. quirements are still encouraged Deborah Hall, another honors to apply. With UNLV now attracting so student, said, "Sometimes there Hie program attracts many of the best and brightest mainly is a lot ofwork that needs to be and students from all Nevada, science math majors, over done, but everyone helps you although there " are a lot of >nd other places as well, the out. Ho agreed, "The work is business and liberal majors as need for an honors program has tough, but the professors take well. According to Zane there is increased. Last fall, that need the time to help you out." something for every ,one, no was fulfilled. All four of these students had matter what their major is. The Honors Program, under received letters of acceptance "But," warns Zane, the direction of Physics Pro- "Unless numerous college, and have all a person is prepared to work fessor Len Zane, now has been had some sort of prior college they not bother in operation for an should with the entire experience. Honors Program." academic year and the par- Allagree that while they en- Said Zane, "It's anedge ora ticipating students are giving the Joy the program, it is now the sword, depending on how you program rave reviews. . end of the semesterand all could look at it. Students are finding One honors student, Kathy use some free time. Said Burke, that college is a lot harder Ho, finds the program than challeng- Sooner or later, you're going to high school." ing but not brain-draining A| vveek. Another honors program an stu- Zane said he feels that Honor's Program, dent, Peggy Burke said that she students get that the many benefits from university is catching up. is especially impressed withDr. I the program, "I think we are Maxson. i trying to have quality activities "The faculty is really behind ' I'm very impressed with Dr. forJ students." our efforts, which, will make it Out with old, in with new editor Maxson. UNLV is in its infan- Said Zane, "Where most easier 19 get things doon. lam cy but one of these days, if we i studeau start their college surethe program willbe a great 1987 I by rudi wain. ty get and keep people like Dr. careers< in large classes, honor success. By the fall of During their April 22 clean." "They deserve more of start out than the) Maxson, UNLV will be one i students in smaller, hope to have started a program meeting, members ofthe student There are several changes in have been receiving." the finest schools in the country, more quality courses." To Zane for juniors and seniors." The CSUN student senate senate approved the recommen- stose for next year's i paper said According to Zayas, next IfI wasn't enthusiastic about this i smaller classes mean morecom- Zane commented that the recently approved a new Yellin' dation of the Publications Board Zayas. "Most ofit will be inter- year's paper will not onJy look university, I would not be meradity among the honor place the educational system Rebel editor for the 1986-87 that Zayas be named next year's nal, training of the i staff, new good and provide important academic year. editor. The favor, in- here," she said. students. breaks down is in making peo- volewas 16 in layout techniques, advertising formationto UNLV Carmen Zayas-Dorchak students, it Stefanie Shields, who con- In order to be in the Hooors ple literate. "To know how to will 0 against with senators Larsen manueis and so forth, but the will alio be replace the an even better lear- sidered UNR a possibility, said Programs students should have communicate effectively is the outgoing editor, and Novak abstaining from the 1 end product will be reflected in ning laboratory. Greg Dorchak as of May the vote. i the look she liked UNLV very much. a 3.65 high school GPA, an key to success in the business 14, of the paper." "This is invaluable experience day the last issue is delivered. According to Zayas, this Although she had originally ACT composite ofat least 26, or world," said Zane, "Students Zayas has plans to spend the that you couldn't easily get Dorchak has served the come to UNLV on another pro- an SAT score of at least 1200. are currently being trained to get entire year's Yellin' Rebel hasprovid- entire summer conducting anywhere else. But, that's year as Rebel what gram she was glad that she Although students who do not just jobs, rather than long term Yellin' editor, he ed a firm foundation for next workshops to train staff we are here for." to the all above did not seek re-appointment. year's. members, decided accept a place on satisfy the re- careers." soliciting advertising Zaya» said she encourages Said Zayas, "I have worked •nd developinga new marketing anyone interested in submitting on the staff for over two years, approach for the Yellin' Rebel. articles, selling advertising or and most of the time we have "Yeah, we figured since the taking photos to contact the been working to overcome pro- paper will definately be 'new YtlUn' Rebel offices. "We'll be 'Yankee Humor' concludes Forum series blems with machinaiy, under- and improved' we want a here all summer." staffing and the budget. Thanks creative approach to getting even Zayas concluded by saying by kun hildebrand "It took a day to go 30 miles New Hampshire," he said in wood to a more on. Get nice and my predecessors, there is now more students to pick up the that it has been a great year, with a good horse and a good thick New Enlgand accent or a warm and I'll fix you a hot but- a foundation on which I paper or strong become staff "we've all worked hard but The last University Forum of road. It was in this setting that southern accent if you cannot do tered rum." can improve upon." members." we've alao learned a lot and had the semester featured Dr. Robert the Yankee peddler came into a New England accent. "Seth," Eban said, got Zayas said that she to "I've believed According Zayas she will some fun timet, I'm really look- Dodge, of the English Depart- being. This character also ap- "A few months Seth back to the to ago, to gel farm milk that this year's Yellin'Rebel wu be pushing to increase the ing forward to next year." ment, whogave his rendition of peared on the American stage noticed that Eben Carter, a the cow." one of the best she's seen. "I'm benefits for staff members, "I until 18S0. This Yankee rural New England humor in his farmer who lived a mile and a "Don't worry about your not saying that to be arrogrant, have a lot ofstudents whoare or Always true to form, outgoing character was also known as lecture "My Cousin Seth: An half down the road, began to cow," Eben said. "Remember but the coverage of CSUN will be putting in a lot of their editor Dorchak's parting com- Brother Jonathan." Evening of Yankee Humor." come down to the store every the old saying 'The longer the events and programs, ofdubs on summer getting ready for next ment waa, "I think every Dodge to Dodge set the acene for Us au- then started get un- day around sunset," he said. milk is in die bag, the more but- campus, faculty news, lectures, semester and these same people newspaper should have an dience by describing early dressed. He removed his coat it.'I "Seth thought it was unusual for ter is in would have thought etc. was really good. And both will be putting in a lot of their editor. I think it is good. America. and tie, and unbuttoned the lop Eben to comeall that way every you knewjthat, Eben. You've the copy and the layout was prat- time (hiring the semester. Knowledge is good." "In 1776, the year the button of his shift under the day before sunaet when he notic- been selli* so much butter late- Declaration was signed, the pretense of dressing like a ed that his butter was short." United States was about 1,200 Yankee peddler. Seth also noticed that Eben Eben ha# never heard of this miles long and 75 miles wide," "My cousin Seth is a wis selling a lot of butter, saying. Ij>dge said. Because he said. storekeeper in While Comers, despite the fact he only had one Seth had list made it up. Options available for summer cow, Dodge said. Upon making By thisjtime the butter had these discoveries, Seth said to begun io ftielt and the edge of by s.l. Harmon to fish and placet to rent boats. games . himself, "My mother didn't Eben'sha was wet, Dodge Mid. Summer is always a food time Without a doubt the beat raises fool. "To which his fami- "Lei give toast When asked what they would to i s you a 1 get iato shape and there ire places to be in Vegas will be the ly had always replied that there Eben." ' th said. "You can be doing thia summer, moat t plenty of beahhchibe in town, bars and cluba. was ao need. it ] Kirself." students reply, butter "Working," or r such as CamekN, The Athletic Carlos Murphy's will be ex- "When to "Going to Eben came the summer school." ' Qub, The YMCA, TheSporting pecting Chuck Schowalter in store le near sunset, Seth invited Then butter soaked 1 Ait, contrary to popular belief, Houae, and AJ.'t. Than ia June and Tommy Rocker willbe him inand sat him down near fee through I ten's clothes. these will not be the only ac- always some typeof special be back the beginning of July. said. Eben g up to students Move." Dodge "Se* want I leave, Dodfi tivities willbe I lag offered at any one or more Calendars will be posted listing outside W! ilk got 10 bring in his foods, ■aid. »Ike door ia. There will alao be a lot offan i of thaw places. the activate to held thai month since op" 1 ha didn't have a display and it. the bonar edfr things to do ia Vegas duriog for the Undents who enjoy According to Glenn Vogel, window, *tje he displayed them on Idled. bcgao to walk summer vacation. MHilaimmiM millasmoriee or General Manager, Carlos Mur- Fran nsiein his front porch. When he got like to display how For students who wantto have concerts tharewill be plenty of phy's will be undergoing nuyor he into Eben wa cd after the ftu in the Wet-N-WUd outside, looked thesk*a butter got sun, is bo* this summer. For beat Changes and many activities are through the tiny window feat hnd hard. the place to be from May 10-17. baipina on movies try the •till in the planning stages frosted t "I've dio over. He put his hands to much Anwi* During this Week a $2 discount lliimhlii View Theatre and He Sneakers is planning a Right's Ebe the window to meh the froet and you Carter," said Seth, will beoffered to stodaata show- Hantridge. For more informa- of Summer party in a couple of 'n't mw Eben Can* take a pound or ••that I' even charge you ing their I.D. from UNLVor tion about (tare concerts see weeks and drinks will be half two for the Iter." of butter and put it in Ms I 1 CCCC Listen to KUNV for Music Etc... price to students with their stu- hat." Anyol interested in hearing rhsnm to win ftaa passes. For students who need more dent I.D. There will also be a Sdb cm» bacfc iMo tbe «on more o this type of tmnyw To get the mostsua, drive out ririnansnt there is for Fourth ofJuly Watch e Scandie party. for «d BSba, mjhty should i Dodge's coune in to Late Mead. The beat places miaiataregolf. There is go-cart activities that are listed on their Mdde, Eteo. Early A rican Humor, FIRST YABPUT DA LOOS, THEN-EngJ.sh professor Robert Jimait dure Dodft to lay out at are the Cliffs aad racing, bowling at aeveral loca- by the flit and I'll aome said. areplaces tions, and the Stars baseball See "Fun"page i Dodge provided a humorous evening in a recent lecture. put BoulderBeach. There /thiHo by diiiihriItHtrhtn llw YellinRebel May 13. 1986 News Features 2 raises money and provides anUNLVinoenjoyable time for all wine lovers by kevin kirk I up a good supply of bread, to try next. cough syrup, and there were fruit it possible cheese and was Afterlifting and dumping it, plenty of wonderfully sweet foil of "Take atip far ■ tchoftthip" to retire witha glass your or tasting and downing it, each dessert wines to top off any was (his year'i mottoatlhe an- favorite wine (the hosts were booth was liberally supplied with meal. nual UNLVino, held sZirday. very good about that) to the red tasteless crackers, so you could May 10, in the ThoiX and seats overlooking the festivities. get the taste ofthat chardon out There were even some wines Helping to encourage a Mack center. Tickets «Xe S'° of your mouth before tasting the with the alcohol removed that in advance, or$20 at tfafc door, healthy appetite was a non-edible leisling. tasted, I had to admit it, shock- and entitled you to acon*limen- (drat!) food display of various The wines were excellent, and ingly good. Two booths served tary wine tasting glass *ith the delicacies, and as a friend if you sampled that much on wine coolers, and there was even one display, "I've motto on it and as much wineas described your own, it would cost many some bottled water as a pleasant with you could successfully (ample never seen so much done times the price ofthe ticket. The break from all that drinking. Despite the'an you can drink' chicken wings." hosts were extremely hdpAil, so angle of a wine tasting, it is Last year's individual servings even ifyou didn't know what a The rule of thumbseems to be amazing how many people stay of stuffed chicken breast vanish- fame's Wane was, they were a different wine for each occa- in control. This was my ihird ed in favor ofthis year's cheese more than willing to explain. sion, and there is no better way visit to the UNLVino and booths-a fair trade off. The idea seems to be to start of gettingto know these intricate perhaps the moat interestingpart This year's event was by for with the white wines and work social niceities than by going to of the whole experience was the most crowded, and even the your way through to the red, a wine tasting. such IT'S NOT NICE TOPOINT-But, everything else wasrather nice, as Tamara Lohrenz and watching all the people struggle hourly lectures on topics as though after three hours I wu It lasted from 3 to 9 p.m. and Mark Asler, members of the Nevada Dance Theatre, recently performed for UNLV audiences. to stay civilized despite rather "Cooking with Wines" and still on the whiles, and we hadn't we lasted for four hours. I heavy drinking. I might add the "German Wines" didnot seem even hitall of the booths yet. In- wanted to stay longer, but my security measures during the to dissipate the crowd very credible variety. friend 'persuaded' me to leave event are consistently excellent, much. Personally, my old favorite then, probably a good thing, too. Leavitt aids museum pets and this no doubt helps Fortunately, there were more sparkling wine, Asti Spumante, Ifyou have never been to a wine Wine alone after four hours than enough courteous boats at held the field, and my old tasting, by all means, go. would quickly deck even the several dozen company booths, favorite white wine, Blue Nun, by paul brown The museum does not accept cage and herniated himself," most devoted of drinkers, and and the lines at these were vir- wu replaced by this terrific Ger- There is nothing quite like it. all donated animals. For exam- Leavitt said. "It's the only toad I'm certain that itdid several, tually non-existant. One merely man Spaedez. If you have been to one before, "When I was a child I was ple, desert tortoises are on the that's had a hernia operation." but fortunately* there were two rinsed ooe's souvenir wine glass There was an atrocious line of I'm sure you will go to others. always the kid with something federal government's threatened Once in great a while a booths devoted just to chesses, with water, emptied the contents fruit-flavored sparkling wines, The UNLVino is a great place (live) in my pocket," said Chris- species list and are classified as creature will get out ofits pen. beautifully garnished with fresh in the booth's 'recepticle' and whose company shall remain to start. Catch ityearly, make it ty Leavitt, curator ofeducational rare by the Nevada Wildlife "But everybody that's gotten fruits and rolls. After building requested the wine you wished nameless, that tasted quite like a tradition, and enjoy. programs at UNLV's Museum Department. away, we've gotten back," of Natural History. Leavitt said, "In the case of Leavitt said. Today, Leavitt is in charge of tortoises, if someone just pick- For example, Leavitt said, a vegetarian. Leavitt uid the "Primarily we don't want so- personality," Leavitt said. some animals the museum's "Mohave Desert ed it up in the desert,' we tell glossy do have a poor snake escaped for about vegetarian lizards and desert tor- meone to be surprised (by the "They have very dog-like public Alive" exhibit which fetures them to take it back." imAge. a week. It was found underneath toises eat a complicated salad animals) and drop them," qualities." than 50 species of small However, Leavitt said if tor- "Oils monsters and in more a the crack of a museum door. and the omnivorous eat Leavitt said. She also . lizards likes the gopher general have bad press," Leavitt desert creatures. The exhibit in- toise has been in captivity, then Leavitt stressed that the snake crickets and meal worms. She said that it is all right for snake because it is quiet and easy said. "Tarantulas areimproving eludes gila monsters, iguanas, it goes to TortGroup. The group could not get through the crack. Hie museum |ets it crickets people to touch and pet the tor- to handle. their image despite the fact that sidewinders, tarantulas and works with the Fish and Feeding the desert creatures is by mail order from Flutter's toises. She said the tortoises are "People who've seen gopher they're so big." desert tortoises. Wildlide Service to readapt tor- not much of a problem either, Cricket Farm inLouisiana. one ofthe mostpopular animals, snakes in the wildare not going Most of the animals were toises to life in the wild. according to Leavitt. She said The reptiles are fed everyday especially with kids. to believe me," Leavitt said. Tarantulas are capable of donated to theexhibit, according Leavitt said once the museum the snakes the museum keeps are except Sunday when their She added that kids like the And she likes the toads. biting sharply, but are not to Leavitt. accepts a creature there are few rodent eaters it is not because aquarium lights are not turned reptiles, too. "A lot of the little "Especially the woodhouse significantly poisonous to "Maybe three or four we ac- problems. She said properly worthwhile to keep snakes that man. on and they remain inactive. kids are very lizardy," Leavitt toads," Leavitt said. "They said, tually caught ourselves," Leavitt taken care ofthey live king lives. are lizard eaters (lizards Leavitt "I've never been hiber- "It's kind of good for them to said. "And of course the recognize the people who feed bitten by said. She said the onlycreatures She said occasionally an accident nate in the anything poisonous winter and are hard Cut one day," Leavitt said. poiaooous snakes are also very them and beg for food. They're the museum bought were three will happen and an animal will to because I'm very, very carcftil." get). "Otherwise, they get too tat." popular withkids." really cute." However, water (salamanders) at have to to The sheadded, "I've been dogs a be taken a lizards featured in the ex- A minorproblem cents the ninawim Leavkt's personal favorites in- Every creature the museum bitten by bait shop for twenty-five veterinarian. hibit are both omnivorous (eat does have people everything non- is up clude the iguanas. 1 exhibits hat its following or fan poisonous (in the exhibit) at apiece. "A toad jumped out of his insects and plants) and the least desert tortoises. "They each have their own club, according to Leavitt, but once." Youth Unemployment lecture

With summer vacation just taken to curb the rising tide of teen unemployment in that shades, around the corner, the job teen unemployment. country. Howtobuy market willsoon be flooded with "This problem is a matterof His articles on human teenagers looking for employ- great concern, not only because resources and employment ment. And for an increasingly unemployment in general wastes issues have appeared in large percentage, 30 - 40 percent society's resources and causes numerous scholarly journals in- in some metropolitan areas, personal .difficulties, but also cluding, The American Journal there will be no summer jobs. because a large part of this ofEconomics andSociology and The problem of youth generation may not be obtaining The Quarterly Review unemployment of will be the sub- attitudes towards work or the Economics and Business. w,th Ihe AmericanExpress* Card ject of UNLV's spring S.J. Hall skills necessary to keep the Singell has taught at the youcan buy everythingfrom new Economics spectacles to lecture by Dr. Larry American economy competitive University of since \m\ some pretty spectac Colorado i— U■ 1 ular clothing The latest inaudio Singell. Singell, UNLV's and healthy," Singell said. 1968 and has also served as MJ equipment and the latest albums visiting S.J. Hall Distinguished ,'J On leave from the University chairman of the economics The Card is the perfect way to pay Professor of Economics, |ust about will ofColorado, Boulder, where he department and director of anything discuss the college problem and explore is an economics professor, graduate studies. He hasbeen in- jyduring /« How (he possible solutions during the Singell developed a scholarly in- vited to lecture at numerous to Card May 14 lecture at 4pm, in Beam terest in the subject of youth universities in the United States before you Hall, room 241. The public unemployment during early /fIV Because we believe that college is the first is the and abroad. ofsuccess, invited to attend. sign we've made it easierfor you 1960's when he was asked to His position as UNLV'a to IheAmerican Express Card. Graduating Singell points out teen that serve on President Kennedy's visiting SJ. Hall Professor is students can get the Card as soon as they unemployment has increased Committee on Juvenile Delin- funded accept a 110,000 career-oriented )ob. If through an endowment not semester, you apply dramatically during the past quency and Youth Crime. by the family graduating this can of the late S.J. for special . decade, in large part he sug- a sponsored Card Look for He has been a consultant to a Hall, a long time Nevada student applications on campus Or call gests, due to misguided efforts number of national, state and businessman. Hall requested that 1800 THE CARD, and tell them you to help low-income a student application. workers. local governments on proceeds from the sale of several The visiting professor will pre- employment-related issues. parcels of land be donated to the The American Express Card. sent an economic analysis of the Singell has also worked with University to be used to further Don't leave without causes ofthe problem and pre- Australian government officials economic education in Southern sent some rteos that must he

Award for research in Afro- Weisbord to speak eluding drawing, ceramics, American history in 1983. He painting, sculpture, has written numerous books in- photography and printmaking, according to One of the nation's foremost cluding, Genocide: Birth Con- the exhibition authorities on the relationship trol and Black America. Bit- curator, Mkhele Fricke. between the Afro-American and tersweet Encounter: The Afro- "This exhibition will be the American Jewish communities American and the American culmination of the students' will lecture at UNLV on May Jew, African Zion: The Attempt years of study in obtaining a 14. The program will start at to Establish a Colony in Jewish of fine aits degree," 7:30 pm and will be in Wright the East Protectorate, and bachelor Africa Fricke Hall Auditorium, room 103. Isreal in the Black American said, noting that the BPA degree Perspective. . is an intensive and Professor Robert G. Weisbord specialized professional art will explore reasons for the degree. black-jewish estrangement and BFA talent exhibited "The BFA degree takes the accompanying erosion of *idenudwnh«BnnaidbMi black art history courier This intense support for Isreal. He will Thirteen UNLV senion offer who focus onait hasranked in some insight into the response of will receive their bachelor of very dynamic works by these black Americans to the fine arts degrees from the emergence of Zionism, the UNLV art department, establishment of Ureal, will The exhibit is free and open to and the ■how their works in the Aha growing anti-semitism the public. Gallery hours are 11 within Ham Fine Arts Gallery through contemporary black America. May 30. am to 4 pm weekdays or Satur- tSSST^^IHHI Weisbord received Brown The BFA Exhibition includes University's Charles M. Nichols art work from all in- call 739-3893.

I . ' .V The tollin' ffi hcl May 13. IW6 3 Outgoing executive board advises new interviews by fori susnuin photos byjini miller

Sean Kelleher '85-86 CSUN President Kirk Hendrick '86-87 Csun President was your What impression of build factions on the senate. As on-campus advisor next year. you happening. If ask a regular What do you hope tofcarn the position of CSUN a resultof that, once one factions "Other improvements, final- student what has the government from being CSUNPreridwt? President? appears, it's only natural a se- ly, after a long absence, hiring done, they won't an s have "I think the wholejob will be undefined and really up cond faction appears to counter a radio station general manager; answer, or maybe they'll just "It' say ji learning experience. The to the individual to define in it. the E&P Board this year will something about scantrons and whole year willbe one oflearn- relationship with the type of peo- "The same is true have the luxury of getting free, bud books. We've got too much ing. Where elsecould I get a job ple he has working for him. The everywhere. If there were no non-binding advice from an ac- money to be known for just at my age, 21, and be placed CSUN President is the legal Republicans, there would be no tivities advisor who willbe hired scantrons and bud books." right away in top management, head and representative of the Democrats. As a result on the by the Moyer Student Union." with a budget this size, with organization. Tome, that means senate, there are the TKEs and everything there. The year will he is solely responsible if the non-TKEs. How do youfed CSUN and the What can be to improve done be foil oftrials and tribulations. something goes wrong. "The whole problem with university's administration CSUN? "If you read the job descrip- CSUN is there is no continuity have worked together? "We need more responsibili- What advice would you askfor tion in the Constitution, the and that's including when "This year they worked from directors ty and members from last year's CSUN President isonly responsible for senators graduate to the E- outstandingly well. Basically of boards. The management Prarideat? dealing with interests outside the Board. It's a whole different everything students needed this to win 100 percentofeverything What iayour hnprewiouofthe needs to startat the and work lop "I've been involved in student student government, such as the world. Although it is better to year, the university evaluated the you attempt, it makes you tend portion of CSUN its way down. There too President? are government for so long now, I Board of Regents and the bring up a senator to the E- requests and saw they were to not take chances and "The CSUN President is many people doing different prettymuch understand whatthe administration. Board than someone outside, it viable and we got a favorable sometimes it's the gambles that ultimately responsible for illac- tilings. If we work together as job entails. For the last two "I couldn't perform thejob as still doesn't adequately prepare reaction. For example, they pay off the most." tions of student government. us, not us against them, we can years, my desk has been in narrowly defined as it is. I them for die job. decided last year students The president should be more of do more good for everyone." Sean's(Kelleher) office, and he choose todo everything. For in- "It's the kind ofcontinuity we couldn't support the $3 summer What advice would you give to an external leader, outgoing, has always given advice when I stance, documents that are sign- looked for in hiring a permanent school fee, so the administration the new CSUN President? motivational. He should be a How doyou fed CSUN Mid the asked." ed by the senate president and business manager, but unfor- postponed it for a semester." "I'd tell him, the people who good manager to and get people university's administration the vice-president I'm still tunately, didn't get." work for him are students first work for the good of the have worked together? Comments? responsible for." and if they can't do the job, students." "I think we havfc great "I would like to thank Sean What can be done to improve What didyou learn from be- don't get mad at them, because repoire. They have been suppor- for the helphe hasgiven me, and What problems do you think CSUN? ing CSUN President? it won't be the priority to them Wkat problems do you think of That obviously be to tive us. doesn't also Kent Anderson, from last the senate and the CSUN "They have to look at getting "One person cannot come in that it will you the senate and the CSUN necessarily mean theyagree with year, and I hope I can take the government have? more faculty advisors. They and make radical changes. It for being legally responsible. government have? to CSUN on all issues, but they do good fromeach ofthem. I'd also "It is too damned easy to get have taken a good step by chang- takes teamwork. You either Rather than get mad,just seek "From the students' point of what they think is for the good like to thank everyonewho sup- elected or appointed to the ing requirements for student cultivate a team or give up. remove them as humanely as view, they don't see anything of the students." ported me." senate. As a result, you tend to groups that they haveto have an "Ifyou come in here and you possible." Jeff Chadwell '86-87 Senate President Mike Muir '86-87 Vice- President governmenthave? because more students don't get been in office long diverse, well-rounded and see "The senators don't work involved. You don't have to be "I haven't Comments? to worked angles of problems." together. Alot oftbem aren't in- a directorto have input. Students enough really have different "Thank you to the people who terested in the issues, but rather can be a of manythings. We with them." part supported me. I wantto provide the people who are involved students on Acuity Whatadvice would you ask for put commit- year's something for the students, I with the issues. tees. Right there What do you hope to fauna from list that's a lot of want to create campus life. I'm "A lot of the senators don't from bd* Vke-Pmident? Vice-President? a power." this and I have a conception of fiscal "Knowing I made the right "Tom has already told me so excited about year much, I think I've it." hope people will get responsibility, too.Five hundred How doyou fed CSUN and the choices. I hope to learn I'm got involved.'' thousand is a lot of money. It's university's administration a lot more than imagine, I can have worked together? Vice-President it's like infinity. It's hard to im- "I think it could bebetter. I'm Tom Muir '85-86 agine we can spend all that, but not surehow, but I think it could is his we do. But, we have to watch be better." What Is your impression of the How doyou feel CSUN and the but to remember school howwe spend it. We can't blow position of CSUN university's administration first priority." Ice-President? have worked it all on little things, while also What do you hope to learn V together? planning something big. from betag Senate President? "Overall, we had a good " ■kills "I was a liaison between the "planning also to be Management and com- WU is your of the working relationship. The mon- Comments? needs alalia." tanprcMion Maxson What is your tanprearion ofthe worked There are really no munication position administration and the students. thly meetings with "I wish Mike good luck." on. of Vice-President? I did whatever was position of Sennte PreaMent? long range plans or plans in ad- "Toassist the to be duties I helped out a lot. Hopefully the President, delegated by PresidentKelleher. "The Senate President runs vance." part of the E-Boerd. I'll be new E-Board can have as good I dealt with students. the senate meetings. He is in What advice would you mk for Kirk's right hand man. The of relations as we did." charge of internal affairs, mak- What can be done to improve from last year's Senate Vice-President acts as a liaison and boards President? What problems do you think What did you learn from be- ing sure committees | CSUN? between students and the the * to students in- senate and the CSUN ing CSUN are full, and that things are run- "We need more student in- "How get more government. Vice-President? from "How to deal with people. ning properly.' volvement. But this is a two-way volved, how to keep spen- "I want to have open meetings I On most of the issues (before learned there are lot of street. Students think CSUN is ding money, how to impress with students, with set hours, to a respon- the senate) they are split. We siblities involved. What problems do you think a clique sothey don't get involv- upon senators the money we get all ideas. I hope to get more We were ex- pretty much had a good senate. senate the CSUN ed, CSUN is a clique have is not limitless." people involved, get more cam- officios of so many boards, I the and and "Now, if there are any tran- found out pus life. a lot of what'shappen- sitional problems, it's our duty, "The Vice-President aiso ing throughout campus." President the old E-Board, to acquaint the Gus Varona '85-86 Senate works with boards and commit- new E-Board and give them the What advice would tees and is directly involved with you give which made the problem are good things, too. knowledge we've acquired, and this year's Vice President? forth, them." worse. Ifthis had stopped at the "I learned how to become an to help them have a smooth tran- "I guess I'd tell him to repre- wouldn't have impartial leader and to chair a sition." sent beginning, there What problems do you think all the students on all issues, been so many problems." meeting. It should be fun. If it the senate and the CSUN is all serious, then you lose the government have right now? can be done to improve feeling." What "There are a lot of personal CSUN? problems on the senate. There thing What advke would you like to "The most important are groups of people who don't you can do is students in- offer the new Sennte get care what the issue is. They need with When President? volved activities. to do more what their college these things, "There are going to be times people show up to wants. There needs to be more Students study when the senate meetings get out they get involved. communication between for so long, they want something of hand, you have to take care students and senators." to relax them. CSUN should of these times. There is no set serious projects, but they way, they are all impromptu have What cap be done to fanprove to lean toward projects situations. Things like this just ||U||j| also need CSUN?' publicity for them." come up andno one can tell you What was your imprteskm of thatprovide "Get Greek Row and what to do." ja You don't have to go out-of-state to get the B position of Senate better jk the establish! repoire withthe legal you You attend the * How do yonM CSUNaadthe training want. W President? adminisl ition." Nevada School of Law. W had two goals in university's administration Cninmsnfs? "Well, I At the Nevada School of Law youcan t / have together? "I want to thank all the mind when I became Senate worked How do oulM CSUNand the study both the traditional law curriculum • / "They both a little and students. Now I'm ready to do ™ Tf* President. One was to improve give univers y'» administration and specialize in areas tike water law, mining little. We need reach a something away from politics." J the lighting on caucus, and the take a to have w< ked together? law, Indian law and gaming law. a * I medium. The ji-Bbard is the of you'll be j S other was to extend the library At the Nevada School Law, * hours. cushion between the students taught by our top-notch faculty. You'll take and theadministration. But it is advantage of our excellent facilities, including effort. I was pleased with law library with computerized research What proMoM do yo« Iktak a team a the CSUN them this year, I give them anA- capabilities. And at the end of yourcouTSg—' the senate and you'll degree that open ofstudy, have a will ■.? Y T ■■ government tare? ple»" •"«> ™«« from he- doors to many kinds of arms. S informalion of people are an- What dMyon lean » °"' ■ "A lot «fc help with tuition costs, too. Hk S b M the Nevada each other. tag Senate FraMa*? can tagonistic with There an exceptionally scholarship . "Sometimes you have offer flexible B ' times you get upset at so- to ° MhoUnhip a.sistance ■ are u assistance pro Bram. S mike teal hard like Free Pi decisions, ftiu AII-VomCtU\ H die Cntcy information. meone and then other people 1 Inn'* BulUt "wijSs&omNl pm If you've thought of law school, but don't s £j«it ftl««»«» HI firing, friends, tolling friends ■jB Houf»: l»wvFq>q>n Cash for your Books □

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Friday 8:00 am to 5:00 pm . □ Graduates — We will be open □ Sunday, May 25, 11:00 am to □ 5:00 pm ' TRlpH*□ Congratulations to From □ the Class of '86! "The Bookstore'' □ □ □□□□□□□□□□□□ era □□□□□□□□□□ *' \ . :*; ' \ [ p. 'e H' ■ .i 111IP ■' i 'Thr JWmr Rrhrl May IJ. 1986 Editor's page 5 Humane Society asks for stop to cruel slaughter Your help is needed at onoe to To this Please help. slop horrible action, marHnj, sad cer-tasjini hive At tahmro nature 01 Ihia i and inhumane. Hil addreu il: We have only a abort time to cows. Mop the US Department of the , Humane Society of the benipond. rid**"" government policy ' US Department of AjHcuhme. win this fight to end the cruel Please tell at least two ofyour Agriculture (USDA) fromcarry- United fitneehfesfileda lawsuit FfMmed by Oil MUM and hive received thesupport of ' DC 20213. hot-iron foce branding of dairy friends about thia. fat out a policy which will mim in US Waihinflon I District Court in disretprd fgr humane snanl vdeitoanaiij, dairy tanencml ' Telephone number il and scar almost one mHUw Waahington, DC declaring auch wdftre. we fawi bid no choice animal welfare expeni. 202-447-3631. •Wry cows sod calves. brandtng illefal because it 1) om to petition the courtand re- Everyone agreei...ttau Ul- : 2. Contact your local The federal government wuta will cauae Immediate and un- quest iDuomtioD of theone- MMlvd policy mm be Mop- newipaper, radio and TV n- Pleaae return with check to: and suffering. to aend to slaughter mora . necessary than pain andaufforini, 2) dim opentioo. pd imnwiiuiy. oora and aik for their help in Mr. John A Hoyt, President 900 thousand dairy cows and will cauae long-term injury to U il mactka which wedo am We have already received public attention to thii Humane Society of the US Please charge my donation on their calves in sn help bnniun effort to the cows and catvea, and 3) muat akelijhlly became ttaam hundreds of lean md phone of inhumane animal 2100 L Street, NW my Viaa Mastercard prop up the price of milk and urfeMiswe be done by dairy formers who ■> do. deductible contributioil today. I folly support the efforts of the Signature: *nbnals, the USDA has recent- Scores of dairy Camera, ■cam financial HnHO Now, we need the help of We have already had to ipend Humane Society of the United ly announced that dairy formers outraged at to mutilate having Ifhl Ailproblem which ibouM everyone, so [ am uking you u> lemof thousand! of dollati for States in seeking an end to the Please make checks payable to: must hot-iron brand the foceof their cattle, have appealed to never exist in the rim place. do lie following three ttiinji thin unpUnned fliht. I don't cruel and inhumane hot-iron The Humane Society of the each cow with a three inch X. HSUS help Bμ for and guidance. weare folly commioed u today. know how much more it will branding of dairy cows and United States This barbaric technique is Repeatedly, we have appeal- win thil ncht and we will do l.Cd, writeorndaldeinm lake. calves. Please usemy emergen- ed USDA, to but to no avail. everylUnf we can t> insure to the Secretary of Ifyou can ami $15, $25, «0, cy contribution to help pay for Contributionsare deductible for iy unnecessary. Afiiculoiie Our attempts to offer accep- success. RkhiidE.Lynj telling him you SIX or mHe, pleee don't delay. the costs ofthis lawsuit and other federal income tax purposes to b will sear the skin and burn table alternatives for cattle For (he past several days we are oppwed to the USD* policy Every dollar you can and will actions to animal cruelty the extent allowed by law. ofcows, stop theflesh caask«tiiock, marketing, such aa painleaa nave been pnparini. to testify requiring hot-iron face bonding help u> continue to flaht for an and the trauma riak ofinfoctkn. tmu branding, tadooina. dve before He US Conpeu aboM ofdllL^cowsba^iaeJljiciutl^ Jμ; lobbying it interne. tiom were intraductal by die Unabridged in AprilI signed a similar docu- | guidelines, rules and participated Letters to the Editor H» College of Education necessity of meeting the "4«0 ment ofevaluation to this effect, i in group discussions regarding . latently runatbeite taechonl Hour" regulation while it the Ism mating mis statement in Atanumber of publicand team what was expected of them as what they lean withftwiramandyardenKe. ■tine tune iccotunwdilmg Ihe uwlo m> ofthe questions gatherings, our top administrator students and In memorium No money li nattered by die ■trail desire to maintain high poied to me from this cily and haspraised our coaching staff as from playing college sports. a similiar lilt of unseUUh College of Education or by me quility cue for the children, from cities across die nation "the finest I've ever been Some of thoee players ignored to pay for VtMm m does Oreg. Hie job UNLV admlnlauatioa. Fundmg conttnuaoon oi toe nupuiniufSM regardingmy dismissal as bead associated with." rules and will have , Please have a their mistakes. My is that remember this. is impossible as well for phas- ii now cempoMd of CSUN ofthe cunemllexcellent staffof footbdl coach ofthe Unlvenily Although we feced regret Students (tank field some highly recruited go to UNLV for educa- ing everyone concerned. and hourly bn charged lo child caregivers and of Nevada-Las Vegas, because number qfincidents offthe others, tion, whojust wanted their firstpriority. Two in- Jordan's repiaoemaa Iμ been parenu of children. Due lo maintenance ofadequate support of off ampui problems Willi thatseemed to be publicized one and some guys of college football, divkhials gave more to the un- •uucceulUly found, why? limtel cpace and alwayt in- positions such si die book- tome of our football Mm after the other, a survey of the to be a part publicly viersity to such a degree foal the There biio one that can replace creating talari* and beneflu, keeper. Many tarn ofmeeanp memben. Up until nowI have national sports news reveals that were made to suffer result was the sufferage lordu, trie problems not unique (and I think unfairly) for errors of nor even cone dose a Preecboolhaia very limited with groupi involved with nude no statements, granted no theee are to made here and in their past. educationaloutcome due to their M* die job Dai he doei. future tacmae of fundi, wahoul Preschool operations were car- interviews end snswered no our school. I have never unselfish I lay ,uit looting for tolerated, sanctioned orexcused I have made no plans regar- contribution to UNLV. ■penon me fiettionaMe funding from ried oat. We now hive • lolid specific qoeilioiii.Thii ii beinj or long- The point is they have given k> be ■ puiuauaia program CSUN.clotingoflheiireichool budget foi the Unlveriity tent to you became II i> impor- this behavior, but have dealt ding my immwliated more to director. (he with each case, and preeent, term future. In any caae, I ap- UNLV than UNLV You elreody round would bee very good poulbili Preschool that hu resulted from tan that you know aome ofm> past within the the expressed ootid give back in return. mu.Kenlordan. The bell with tyunleu: legitimate and reaponible Ihouihu on tfaii matter in individually preciated support the my friends in die To the benefit of public tm degree requirement. No 1. An addiUonel increue in adjustments. unedited form. guidelines of the university. Any by team, the hired action I took wasbecause ofcon- community and in the coaching knowledge, twoindividuals en-heed coild dothe job hourly fcet. Among the adjustments will I am admittedly hurt and fit this of Jordnlwead cern for the individuals involv- fraternity, and feel honored to pattern giving so em doee. Jordan 2. Eipraion of fitllibe. a> be a alight increaae in the fees diuppointed, but alto confined much, that order to the in- have been called "a players it hurta. llie first in- tecerwß73amah. lev pay more children could «tend. charged of men, the Brat such over me recent turnoT events. It ed and in uphold dividual thia institution and to is YeWn' Rebel editor Jordan die 21 k> 23 (rod Aat he 3. Open daily imMd.ofjuat increase since 1982. The hour- ii ironic mat upon my arrival tegrity of coach." Greg not destroy the image As fer as I'm concerned, be- Dotchak. deaervea. by the lemaaer u currenly. ly fee charged undents willstill here four yean ago I wai build and worked ing "nice guy" is neither an Greg will leaveus withoutthe Both OreiDorchak and Ken 4. Increeee in nndlni by com- be approximately Jlper hours crißciied for being too hanh • ofthe program Ihave ao a amount of education he would hard to develop. insult nor an embarraasment. Jordan are ahead of their time. munity dmatkm or by me less dan they would have to pay diadplinarian on and off the hate recieved and deserved. 1am proud of what haa been Kindness should never be con- Sometime!, unappreciated, urdwnity iudf. in other comparable preschool! field, and lonpUyen because of This is due to his contributions accompliahed during my tenure fused with weakness. The unliked and miavinderoood. UNLV hun'l yet reeluedmu in Clark County-this Is as it it. Today it has been laid that I of excellence toqualitative dona- in terma of acheduling, facilities, ttrenglh of administrator is in IwithlhembolhweU. Ifyoi a coUetiue rurket ciiiu for staff and was "•» nice a guy" and 1 have an should be. The current academic support system, he believes inand in tions unselfishly given to UNLV diaaane, apply tor die job.. working parenu. Scholara and the quuty of servke win be been remlDOed ofIke old cliche an doing what practice procedures, guided by (or for) in form ofhis time, skill and ef- People will hate you, too. Plui, union an currently being mil'-—'Tit absolutely unchang- out "nice guy* finish Ust." travel and being fired ' catered with Kholanhip*, fee of bntneas, the child have also expreu- budgetary and financial dif- following his own coavictipoa ed. Out ' My pUyen "ni»anp» njeeW aiilmiifc ae>|e- caregivers (teachers), wIU ad ißeir conltaren ney were ficulties that were feced and 4 hdtfpiftidpies. IfI have leftwith UNLV It ia Impouibte to mote all die in(endnanar|»ognrna. receive afive percent salary in- aware ofrecent publicity regar- solved numerous times, and the respect of my team, my involved. Good luck. |uye. One day need! neueade warm invita- ding off the field problems of several other improvements. employees and myfriends then "efO. parent! win ere for Ore, won't be back, unfor- people will five you the ap- tion for working- enjyloyeea receiving ■Hue of their leemmaKsand ful- I was looking forward to the I have not "finished last" but deeiie murn loKhool. What I9W-17. tunately So, for e who I preciarioii you deeerve. a> ly aware of my reelings and ac- coming season and told the team have succeeded in what Iattemp- gay way a> abow with Don't worka aahud tod longer ■ great luppon get me wrong-we tions in regard u> this behavior, at our last meeting that I will ted to achieve. bow year-round, low be would welcome donatiooj two myielf, I appreciate all be a quality, and and weeks ago in my continue to support their efforts, My family and I thank you for tan and on-campui preechooll beaaureddM die monies would presence they were told that 1 remember the things I baa done tor UNLV. People do to preach- I would like lo emend a per- be well used and highly ap- be their coach for the ed about, that I hoped nellie thai bai to would that they do Rebels! not everyone ■onal invitatioa for the con- preciated. They would further 1986 football season. be told no occeeionaßy. Misconception would learn aomething positive muaky to viah the CSUN - improve the quality of Every evaluation Greg Dorchek told me no on the of my per- about this experience, and that preacbool located in the occaatona CSUN, the undergraduate UNLV University Preschool or be us- formance as a coach has been although I could not be with numerate I teepoct ofBducaHon. his truly AatUederitiipquelitytte UNLV, epoaaon CoUete ed topay n> cklld care fees for rated as "seusfacury/acellenl" them physically, a part of me uT^gM^Nevnda himfbr aaaociadonof I win always *• a at UNLV. the moat needy student users. would be here. April 29,1M* 'l 1" the pteacbool witha (rant every gnen ipot iniMiiiri penonally lobby tor the auppon However, we contend dint end I end wrong on every eiagle year a> aaabl Ike pnaohool die and fandinfofdie preachool far bate budget should not rest on occeeioo. I teemed Cram the man bodfet. Toil year the preachool the IM6-IM7 acadanlc year fundi that an insecure fromyear and I appreciated it. Grt» it a ia requeadnf $17,900 which is year. lood man, who win not be back a $2,500 increase Don die to Included in the budgetrequest Special end the remit U not only my previous year. Wrong again STOR-ITI of the College of Education for loee, but every "ingle undent, Dr. Anderaon is under the die 1917-19 biennium for me fealty and the overall loca of misconception that the In recent iwieeof Jtaftdto' finl lime will be an item asking everyone concerned. 19M-IW7 tadmj contract has Ktbtl then bave ben leveral TWO MONTHS have drawn for half-time support for die wmSBSE RENT Good luck, Greg. You bean passed by Ike CSUN eatrietlhat atunori position ofdie ™ decern die boa in Mb. Youpeid Senate. A contract has yet B be to the Univenky Preachool. In director's Univer- FREE been iity Preschool. IRD MONTH your duea, poaaeaa wall- written, voted upon and money atveral Inatanrii rtirn have natural talent and *iD transferred. Tbie ia not a mbleediniand Inaccurate. Tne I linosrery hops da dda mfcr- ""Sir poUibed, mmon win put torest any mam- be a gnat aaaet to whomever guaranteed "firm and reapomi- taakofdevelopuitabudietfor days week! formation that has been com- I Accessible 7 a bine you. ble" base as u> Senate the IMtVt7 academic year be Study municated the troth hum, don't bleme the University Preacbool waa regarding the If Prochonl. The notion of the per month Greg, blame youneif, chump. wkh new ladrvttuale having completed today and k will be I 5X5 $15.00 University Pneduol closing The aecond individual Itnftf- possibly conflktiog values. Mai toon with the Univanity con- Controller The prcceaihai been on never rneslduuj t> be an 30.00 rod to ia Program DkaOor of Many mdael nigasimlnin 5X 10 Hapoeaeee daaadlyreoHetrMiaajnrpro- a parHalary delicate one tali option.! I tUNV. Kan Jordan. _ year iawohrbtj thebelaacmg of DskG.Ane.ne. 10X 10 45.00 Tieveraldrvemapak.CoinptJce- f - T'-wr iTHarallin 10 X 15 50.00 PLUS THANKS SECURITY DEPOSIT [REFUNDABLE] Outgoing Editor-Creg Dorchak RENTALS - locomlag Editor-Carmen Zayai OFFICE OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK FOR Nadus MnrtWag-Mcty Sigma Nu's Alph; Mpha 7:00 A.M. TO fcSO P.M. ex* S/SI/M Photo Editor-Jim Miller ■ BmUrtaUumtM-Scott Dickinshetn pledge class cleane all (he Writm-Scott Dickhuheits. Srrw Emm. Lai OaUnr, on ca ipus HUahamt, Jortkut, KnHt Kirk. billboards £ SL Harmm. WdteUe their i as part of on ampus ARVILLE community ser ce ~~ tumirt Lowta*. John * 3380 S. ARVILLE „ Una, Steve Spaiafore LAS VEQAS, NV 89102 Caltoontatt-D'Shetti. Donald, Ores Dorchak. Jeff GlUen. |1| I Harrymaa. " 1 ®»" **»"" Wii«i'i>rt»irf «■»« Craig Evvin 876-9106 Ed Aziz Reyno! VALLEY VIEW u, ifc, j s/pifrJ May IJ. 1986 The Yrllin' Rebel Yes, but is it art? 6 by Harvey the Yak bj G. Dorchak Mildlife Johnstone

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Coming This Fall In The Yellin' Rebel *llin' Rebel lie Mm II 1986 Campus life 7 Yellln' Out

How does it feel to be graduating frompre-school?

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Good! I fed good, and very I feel great! Wky? I uireally happy thai 1am I fedfine. Although I do not I am really proud to be I feci very nice about Juat not because. gradiMting. I wantto be a doc- know why, I just fed really graduating! It makes me fad yarning. I really do when know what I want to be when photos by jim miller tor I grow op, thisIs the fine. really happy. first step. Igrow up but I fed goad now. interviews by lori gallinger CLiKJfL.h, C/jllj/jlJ^

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Be partoffee tradition. two ooariea weß aa , Planned Parenthood" 97301 CSUN a Ban IMlaai, Otegna trrl May lMi*roughAug. lit. iarmatkt O $231, LowtaWuaginrikhdaimgkfceNatioaai 5N STAFF YOU CAN'T AFFORD NOT TO! (WW) program. For ES3 Mataiic Mm 1910 MM. $2900 Bx lafe. eonttct yoarcaapaa NSB coor hk! Sssxzlz Condkion! iilm. V*m*y tailmti W Ulagfer«tadh«a^-CH cedent Call 73MSN dlantorcrs ■■ I-800-932-0328. Mm 13. 1986 Thr Vettin Rebel Id & Ego- 8 Professor Fitz relives childhood humor stories you'll learn that you will doone con- u a graduate student, I had to by roosevelt fit^erul'd I wai very litem in |,ss grandfather's admonition of two things-you'U I find tome kind ofempk>yme«t. •child. either fet cerniag being respectful and To■!,„ ,„«*, Mp had <»«' used toitor it. "He also abo remembered feat white peo- In looking through the Well, here we are al the end I heard several a „ fetow taught me that when big people ple knew thiags that colored wanted ad* of the newspaper*, ofanother school year. There's speaking ofme, s,y: ~aw (grown-upa) pushed me around people didn't, ao I felt that if I I found there were quite a a good chance that some of you sure is smart." Beta. lhl|Jj»l not to worry about it one followed demanded of number of jobs advertised with ■i who've been reading ijiy little tnutin, my dim- ,jn ' beeanae the path believed day I would beat bigand strong the latter, I could accomplish the bold print heading of ' offerings over the past few tan. p<, , oK «ho they currently were and by months have grown weary of so nadnotbeentodeaci id 1 f'"" as both. Without looking up DEMONSTRATORS time they WANTED. I did not read the much gloom. I'm not really a mulated Ite fcUowi saying: that would be older (following the mores ofthe day) and weaker and that I should I answered by saying: "No fine print. I did consider it gloom and doomkind of person. "You can aik men ,»».»»' don't was have no reluctance about I'm digging an ass that "up north" they Actually. I'm a fun guy who tell me nothir I ma'am. smut. Lα reciprocaungrnetr uratnma ne hole." paid people to demonstrate. Hat sometimes borders on pure me cell ,« no* say, however, that unless They say that those were did not happen in the south. I silliness. I think I've always •man I wu. Aα Ha i ,ia» did cause I respect simpler suppose they made a list of all the pbooe been that way because I paid elementary Khool-I i> or se- given should times. I were. where found upon calling, such partial attention to things «>«l|«fciirb«fcre. mofmy everyone. I have followed that Back in thoee days, numbers and that grew to my dismay, that they either got so many things leichen, while oing a advice all my life. From time to I came from, anything much and not to demonstrate or at least all turned geognpky lam b> i» J» time, however, I have found out of the ground and was wanted someone wrong f not not civil right*. around. -ilh ihn nitiiKi. m.-nd myself in predicaments where it over aix feet tall and in a a product and for was not easy to find a dear pail. garden was simply called a bush. Finally, upon my arrival to As a baby was very young A.U, Afric, An ~ Nonh I Anything taller tree. Las Vegas, in seeking an apart- but I hung in there and kept get- America, i.anda For example, during my was a SomhAmi we ment found that moit advertis- ting older. I grew up in Natchez, few when. eleventh year, as I walked down It was a time when heard I of tor- for Mississippi at a time when sue laid mat on Hie Nonh a country road chasing a rat- news bulletins/flashes ed The Discriminating Apart- segregation was the order ofthe American coiilkm, i*»P 1c tlesnake by throwing rocks at it, nadoes which said things like: ment Dweller. I thought they ripped through meant people with good taste day. There were seperate ■poke EnUihesxepibi»riioni I paaaed a form houee aad an old "Tornadoes today. Four but, in fact, they didn't to restrooms (when restrooms were of Canada when French is white man called to me' from Piney Woods rent mo- provided for colored people at spoken and n where near the fence. I went over. reported dead. More in a coloreds. Madco for said: all), there were seperate water Spaniih ia ipaan ad in South Upon my arrival he said: "Boy, ment." And we waited the Someone once "You number to five orsix bring justice to Athens when fountains-with those marked America Spaouh u tpoltn ei- I got a dead animal d6wn there toincrease those who are notinjured are as colored being attached to those cept for BnU when PonugueK under that tree by the fence. constructed iispoken. Well, Now I want you to take this pick During my high school and indignant as those who are." CHICKEE-Thero was plenty of both marked white but a Ikatoldidn't HERE CHICKEE, live in in and shovel and go down there, college days in Mississippi and We're moving in that direction. sponsored by SAE. bit lower like those we see Bmil. I knew I lived chicken and fun duringa recent barbeque the I dig a and bury it." Louisiana, I played aome small We need greater speed and we hv jim millrr nowadays for children, and I south You jgeued it. bole Whan' photo in the civil rights move- must not people to "hang always thought that the water llmujht I spoke Spanish I con- I asked him what kind of animal part expect I quite active in voter in there". My friend from those lower fountains gain- tintsed to think tountil I entered itwas he said sknpiy: "Anasa." ment. was he would setting up Rochefoucauld hit upon Luncheon honors ed their reservoirs from the drib- toe film trade when they call- He told me that five registration drives, wrote: blings of the white fountains. ed language am English. I me a quarter after I would have Moral programs, participating something when he "We in boycotts, pickets,ait-ins all have strength enough to en- There were colored schools remember commenting to my finished. I took the pick and and, demonstrations of dure the misfortunes ofothers." athletes and white schools, colored sec- teacher as u> how limilar the shovel and want to perform the in a nutshell, student seven, eight tions of the bus and white sec- English wu to Spanish She task. all aorta. After six, Sixty-one student-athletes al member institutions. Ten other tions, colored churches and thought I wu kidding When I The animal waa behind some yean or so, aome of us con- UNLV were honored al a lun- Rebel athletes were also honored white churches, it was my realized wu what, I bushes. It looked like a mule to sidered oursehreaveaerans of the cheon held recently at the by the conference. whet pretended Hut I wu indeed just me bnt he called it an asa and movement. I continued my in- 8 Thomas and Mack Center on Thomas has also kept busy understanding that everyone went to the same hell and kidding. However, ever since white people, back fat thoee days volvement in demonstrations campus. with speaking engagementsand perhaps that's what made it so (hat day, I've wanted to change in Mississippi anyway, were after graduation from college The annual luncheon honored Aind raising activities with a according to my to Ooozalez wrong ao I figured I was. and through four years of B0KCOFFEE but, a movie titled name never AND HOUSE UNLV athletes who also excell- variety of groups. high school in Green- The Green Pastures, there was When 1 wai a youngster, I Shortly after Ihad begun to dig, teaching 10 AM to 10 PM ed academically over the past "Misty is one ofthe finest stu- Mississippi which, by a colored heaven-with a small spent quite a lot of tune living an elderly white woman came by wood, TITLES year, including maintaining a dent athletes who has ever been kind MORE THAN 40.000 h, there were colored sections in out in the country, on a farm, on a wagon. She tupped and that time, bad become a of ON EVERY IMAGINABLE 3.00 grade point average. at UNLV and one of the finest the hospitals and white sections, with my grandfather. He taught watched for a moment. I neither focal pointof civil rights activi- SUBJECT AND CATEGORY. Tennis player James Oatza, with whom I have ever been there colored graveyards lot even though didn't stopped digging nor looted up. ty in the south. I participated in WE BUY, SELL TRADE basketball player Misty Thomas associated with during my 20 were me a I learn much. One important Finally she asked: "What are fee greatest demonstration of SEARCH AND APPRAISE. and softball player Tammy years as an athletic ad- and white graveyards and I doingthere, boy. Digging a that movement in August of Bahde were named Outstanding ministrator," said Athletic always thought that whenever lesson he taught, which 1 learn- you DONATO'S FINEBOOKS the March on Student-Athletes of the Year. All Director Brad Rothermel. "Mist they would have a white sale, ed, had to do with the mail end fox hole?" 1963 when 2202 Wcx Charlctton colored* couldn't go. I still feel tribulations of life. He onceaid: 1 didn'tknow how to answer Washington took place. 'By GtUtria * Batkin-RobMn* maintained a perfect 4.0 gpa. is the only female to have her (N«f 'ill-at-ease when 1 "No miner whal life, her at first 1 temembered my Win 1aolnd Nom Dune Hmnchot.lU-Sm Alio honored at the luncheon Jersey retired at UNLV, because see those occurs in advertisements in the were Scholar-Athlete Award of her tremendous efforts and newspapers and 1 never go even Winners aa named by the Pacific on and off the qoutu." dedication «««• i Coast Athletic Association. Hi i>i*W * sheets and towels. considered Rothermel also holdra great Theaehooorees were There was a colored family in . selected deal of respect for Fields. top scholar-athletes as Natchez who owned a variety GRADUATES "Harry hasrepresented himself by confcrencc academic criteria. store which was next door to and the UNLV Athletic Depart- GaudinFord Basketball player Thomas and their ment with distinction. Without a pharmacy/drugstore/soda soccer player Hany Fields were Most colored families doubt, he is one of the outstan- shoppe. named PCAA Scholar-Athletes patronized their stores. The HASYOUR were two of ding students to compete in in- of the Year. They family name was Dumas-just tercollegiate athletics atthis In- 18 men and women so honored like the feUow who wrote The by the Conference, representing stitution during my six yean Connie ofMonte Cristo. Their and 12PCAA hen." 15 various sports ■oda shoppe was a regular hang- PRE-APPROVED out for Catholic teenagers who CSUN has provided the funding for the library to be open congregated there on Sunday extended hours during the final examination period. The follow- mornings after the 9 a.m. Mass. ing listed schedule of hours will be in effect for the James R. We would have milkshakes, CREDIT FROM Dickinson Library from May 14to May 26. maks, sandwiches, good conver- sation and some of us would Wednesday A Thursday, May 14-15 8 am to 1 am stand outside, next doorat the Friday, May 16 8 am to 5 pm variety store and watch televi- to 6 pm CREDIT am FORD Saturday, May 17 9:30 sion in the showcase window. Sunday, May 18 12 noon to I am I'm not certain when I first Monday to Wednesday, May 19-21 8 am to 1 am discoveredthe truth, but for the PLUS $400 TOWARD Thursday, May 22 8 am to 11 pm longest time I thought a color Friday, May 23 8 am to 5 pm televisionwas any television set THEPURCHASE OF A NEW FORD Saturday to Monday, May 24-26 Cloeed bought at Dumas' Variety Store. d .» m ■ It's Easy To Qualify These Vehicles Are by thequalifying vehicle you buy, ■ You must receive at least a Included If! The Plan vou are ®lig»ble for the $400 bachelor's degree or a »tate RN ford: Escort, Escort EXP, directly from Ford even if you Keep Nuclear Wastes license between October 1, Tempo, Mustang, Thunderbird don't financeyour purchase. 1985 and September 30, 1986. Ford Truck: Aerostar, Bronco 11, Make your best deal and you can Vegas "•«the $400 out of Las ■ You mux have verifiable Ranger, F-150 St F-250 ' toward your down ,h,n Ford purchase lease, UOdTo"yoh^^lK after.tta or vehicle purchase at a salary Hurry. If a vehicle is notin sufficient to com ordinary liv- dealer stock it ' The Difference i must be ordered On May 15th, Help Make 1 ing expenses and yourvehicle by June 1, 1986, and deliveryof payment. m all vehicles must be taken by Projects (chaired by former » At a public meeting of theNevada Commission on Nuclear j , Au«u« 31, 19W.See your par- Your creditrecord, «|ou . Nevada Governor Grant Sawyer) the principal speaker will be Ben Rusche, thedirector 1 ■ >fG of the Department of Energy's Civilian Waste Management. Mr. Rusche It the single , ssarjwr 1 mostpowerful official responsible for choosing a dump sight for high-level ; /iim\ nuclearwaste. ? ft Attend this important meeting! I Register your opposition to Nevada becoming a dumping ground for other states' nuclear waste < i w? Date: Thursday, May 15 i Where: Las Vegas City Hall, GaudinFord Council Chambers, ground floor m 1 When: 9:00 am (session begins) 11:00 am (Mr. Rusche speaks)

pm (Public Testimony) ■ . 12:00 May 13. 19H6 The Vellin' Rebel 9

- I family Job Placement Calendar Scholar Ochoa balances job, The Job placement office is located on the Jrdfloorof Humanities.Addi- tional listings are available there. of Events and studies, excels in all three areas Current Events- Thru May 30: BFA Exhibition. Aha Ham Fine Arts Gallery. House parent 14: Master of Ihe Monoprint-Viktoras Petravicius. by karen splawn an insight into teaching as well. fetor is that school is man- the second timearound, getting Thru May supervise abused/neglected graphics. Whipple Cultural Center Considering the number of "You'repretty much ababysit- datory, and there are certain at- her AA in Data Processing. To Thirty six hand-colored oil Reed went adolescent girls ages 12 to 21 Vegas Blvd. N.. 386-6211. awards Cynthia Ochoa won at ter," she said, "but a teacher titudes that go with mandatory She to work afterward, Art Gallery, 821 Las May supervise up to 15 at one Chicano Samurai, by Larry Yanez. the Convocation ceremonies, a can do some out and out education. and remarried in 1984. With the Thru May 15: The Southwest time Gallery, 800 S. Brush, 386-6383. person might have thought she teaching, depending on the "To a greatextent, education encouragement of bur family, Charleston Heights Arts Center Will teach girls cooking, clean- should have just stayed up on the class." is what you grt out of it," said (he went to UNLV in the spring ing and proper hygiene May 13 stage, rather having to go She has taught at such schools Ochoa. "We need to stress lear- of 1985, where she is now a Will set appointments for Chorus and Chamber Chorale. Artemus Ham through the procession line as Eldorado, Chaparrel and ning." She added the school junior. After she earns her Concert: University residents and prepare menusand Call 739-3332. every time. Madison. systems are not entirely to degree, she would like to teach Concert Hall. 8 p.m. meals 14 Hie Vocational and Secondary "I haven't had a lot of pro- blame.- "anything in the business field May Will supervise and coordinate Sierra Wind Alta Ham Fine Arts. 8 p.m. $5 Education major won die Marie blems," she said, when asked "I think the difficultylies not or data processing field." Concert: Quintet. in/outdoor activities Barbara Woodrich and the about the horror stories of withjust the school system, but general. (recreational) Robert G. Weisbord will lecture on Afro- UNLV Alumni Association Cer- substitutes. "I let them know the whole system itself. A lot of Ochoa and her husband (who Lecture: Professor Prefer Social Service typemajor ] relations. Wright Hall, room 103, tificate, and was accepted into what I'U allow and what I won't encouragement comes from itof Mexican descent) are very American and American-Jewish be able to work with the PhiKappa Phi Honor Socie- allow." home. 1feel that's just not there much into Spanish culture. She Must i 7:30 pm. . children Larry Singell will discuss problems and solutions ty and the Dean's Honor List. There are occasionally blocks, anymore in American society." would love to team Spanish, and Lecture: Dr. The job is live in youth unemployment problem. Beam Hall, room Ochoa works two days a week however. When Ochoa recently said Ochoa. "I feel children for the first time go down to to the raising 241, Two days off as a hair stylist. "Customers are substituted for a social studies should have a broad based Mexico, perhaps one day to 4 pm. $600 month 15 real flexible," she said. "That teacher at one high school, she education that will preparethem Mexico City andteach at one of May UNLV Concert Band and Jazz 111. Artemus Ham Con way I can continue to work my tried to discuss the Chernobyl for college." its univenities. Her children are Concert: Clerk p.m. tail off." She also has five accident with the class, with not Ochoa's relationship with col- learning Mexican ballet, which cert Hall, 8 21 plus May 16 children. much success. lege began back in 1966, where Ochoa describes as a "folk Casino cage and used dancewear and costumes. Alta Han Her husband is going for his "I don't think they knew the she did not finish the first dance." RummageSale: new Involves typing Call mastersat UNLV as well. "We ramifications of the accident," 'semester. She decribes herselfas ThoughOchoa could be label- Fine Arts, 2:30 p.m. 739-3827. $4.69 an hour find it hard to spend time with she said. "one of the establishment ed Superwoman for allshe doea, Instruction Ends __ [ 4 p.m. to midnight Month Concert. Reed Whipple Cultural Center, 82 out children. We literally run When asked about the pro- women starting college," and she doesretain the human aspect Concert: Jazz or midnight to 8 a.m. N. Call from the time we get up," blems of the public education went to Clark County Communi- natural to many college students. Las Vegas Blvd. 386-6211. May 18 Ochoa said. today, Ochoa said she ty College in the spring of 1983. "Istill start papers twonights system ' Secretary/Receptionist Festival. All day, Thomas and Mack Centei Ochoa loves teaching, and has feels an important contributing She was much more successful before they're due." Festival: Kodak Ride Accurate typing-50 wpm 739-3900. Excellent communication skills May 19 Must be mature Final Exam Week. Leroy gets A's in everything even his smile $5.19 to $6.92 May 22 Series: The Philadelphia Orchestra. Artemus Ham Co senator despite the hassles that Leroy came to UNLV in from wearing his ceremonial cap Master by karen splawn a Armed security guards p.m. personal 1983, via and his outlook forP cert Hall. 8 come with it(including Penn State (where and gown, r Prefer someone with prior May 23 If UNLV to pick one stu- rivalry, which he feels should be commuting from one huge cam- the future ia bright. However, he Compan I was i e security experience or steady Play: The Emperor's New Clothes. The Rainbow's deal for having the best laugh, verboten in student govern- pus to another exhausted him), willitill have to take the dread- $3 Adults. $2.. ■ work background Charleston Heights Arts Center. Call 386-6383. HLanny Leroy ment). To him, lack of student via West Virginia University ed Certification Exam, an exam would win hands i $12.48 an hour and teens. $1.50 children under | a (where he could not have with all day and that few n seniors I Hfrand gigles) down. Besides hav- participation is serious that takes * June through August May 24 that one-of-a-kind laugh, | problem. the campus). Leroy said he pen the first time, with such Judy Bayl ■ng Twelve hour shifts Concert: Duquesne University Tamburitzans. Keroy is also an athletic training "I think it's sad when you wanted to attend a college where situations as the Athletic and four-day c Alternate three-day Theatre. 7:30 p.m. Call 367-7783. Bnajor and a senator witha con- look atthe election results total- everything was in one spot. Trainer's Nightmare (something 8 weeks Semester Ends Kern about student apathy, ing outto about only 1200 voting He liked UNLV's athletic Leroy has gone over thousandsIs May 25 m When it to student ac- in the last student primary elec- training program, its close-but- of times), a mock situation and Mack Cent comes n Cashiers/Waitress/Hostess UNLV Commencement Ceremony: Thomas only Greeks me, not-uncomfortably-close to Sin must revive an □nvities, Leroy feels tion. To that's terrible," he where the student $ Open 739-3371. fiven 2 p.m. Call jHpd dorm members take part in said. City location, and the weather. unconscious athlete within * Pmrttime flexible The rest ofthe student Recently, Leroy has a sticky For Leroy, getting his BS minutes. IKody, who do not participate, conflict of interest. He had to meant taking difficult courses, are "missing a lot ofuniversity decide between going to the 800 hours clinical experience y i Convocation Awards here at and passing a certification exam At the same time, Leroy UNLV and accepting the that makes people go weak in the realizes many students work and Outstanding Student Award for knees. do not have time to take part in Athletic Training, or represen- He will probably go to , Motor Caxs preferably In- Chaisson UNLV festivities. ting the student USLV, graduate I field in "If you gotta pay bills, you the whole community of Las diana State. The career who to Florida for athletic training is wide open makes driving easy I gotta work," muses Leroy, Vegas by going beats unemployment himselfby the National Convention of Stu- with posibUities, but for Leroy, as anassistant helping victims of trauma in- dent Services. it will be working juries at Desert Springs He attended a convention with trainer. Hospital. more than 200universities (moat In his high school years, He also has an idea ofrenting from the East) and with student Leroy wanted to bea doctor. out certain bars or restuarants, government presidents, student tip real challenge and allowing UNLV students to services presidents and other ad- To Leroy, university enter free. "It'll be interesting ministrators representing those is in working in a |W| work," he said. Next to discussing training program where a person I to see ifit will universities. Leroy gives himself 100 per- ideas on how to increase student would have to take care off all the rather than be- cent to CSUN, which is all participation, just about the hot- sports teams, to just New Student Lease Program: I volunteer, but being a student test issue was the legal implica- ing an athletic trainer ooe comes first.Leroy loves being tions of alcohol on campus. team. 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Still featurinj I current LP, Start, has you had best get our tickets , KUNV. clude admission to all events, the Neville' Brothers. Transmitted Smith, the World Famous Shop Boyi' West End Girls. Dan Kuramoto, JuneKuramoto, plenty of air play on now. recreational bicycle ride, picnic live via satellite from the New Rocket, Shannon McMakin, Last week's number one song Johnny Mori and Dann) i The band consists of Robbie On May 18, the' SiM Center lunch and the doted-circuit Orleans' Superdome, the concert anybody I left out, and, of . Robert Palmer's Addicted to Yamamoto, the band now in- - Grey (vocals), Mick Conroy will take part in agj « party that was the entire staff ; guitar), Gary will > 103 "America Rocks" concert. is part of the entire celebration course, and . Love. The song's contributors cludes Barbara Long. (bass and occursimqltani usly n call- and Aaron other the The three-hour rock and roll sponsored by the Eastman editors of The Yellin' Rebel reads like a Who's Who of Hiroshima's latest LP is ■ McDowell (guitar) cities comme orating Kodak Company. (even Greg). music. The vocals were arrang- ed Another Place. White still I Davidson (keys and guitars). Also included in the ticket ed by Chaka Khan. Fonzey mood evoking and atmospheric, Hits fromthe band include Rain- End, price area 1986 Kodak Liberty Record Reviews Thornten sings back up vocals. Hiroshima alao cuts a harder and I bow's Chapter 12, Hands and a pre-paid He Blow Monkeys Andy Taylor (Duran Duran and more danceable line. Ifyou have Across the Sea, and, of course, Ride T-shirt ($lO value), which en- Animal Magic Power Station) plays guitar on the LP, you know how good the the smash hit,I Melt With You, coupon show is going to be. Ifyou have from the movie Valley Girl. titles an individual or family to the track. The title track is weak. There heard any Hiroshima, then Their latest release, Ink and submit a photograph to Fellow Power Station member never also reggae tune calkd Sweet to yourselfto see the Paper, is currently making its "America's Family Album." is a Tony Thompson plays drums on you owe it that I donotreally like to . This band This electronic photo exhibition Murder, Palmer's latest single Discipline show. way on the charts is alao Kole and at forefront of opens for public viewing when too much, either. There of Love. Palmer's next single Although Nelson has been the the song movement Statue ofLiberty is a remix of that by will be /Didn't Mean to 71im Kompany has played quitea bit new music for yean the restored officially unveiled July 5. Eek-A-Mouse. You On. around town in the past, this is now. Their shows have receiv- Alaocoming up over the sum- Eek-A-Mouse alto has Meanwhile Roger Taylor their first show in at least six ed ravereviews on this tour and will be Willie Nelson and something to do with the album (drummer for Duran Duran and months (perhaps even a year). they are finally coming to Las mer at Caesers track in tome way, but do not Arcadia) quit The band's first LP is already Vegas. The show will be at Waylon Jennings has Duran Duran Last, ask me what. due to nervous exhaustion. a collectors item here in Las Sound Stage (formerly That's Palace's outdoor theatre. least, 8 at Atany rate, the rati ofthe LP Taylor will not be going in the Vegas and the whole Jazz com- Entertainment) on June 24. The but far from on Sept. Hilton-the Monkees. is fantastic. The track Forbidden studio with the band. munity is eagerly awaiting a club is located near Spring the the Monkees will be ap- Fruit is one ofthe beet I've heard If Taylor recuperates in time follow up. Most people are Mountain at the corner ofValley Yet, show only. this year. The strongest track on for the tour, he willplay with the familiar withKole's Tatoo. The View, on Schift Dr. For details pearing live for one the LP is Digging Your Scene. band on the road. But, if not, song received considerable air call 367-1455. Well, that is it. The lastMusic Etc. for at least three months. This LP gets a big, giant nine. chances are American Tony play in Las Vegas on KUNV, Thomas and Mack Centerwill Thompson (Chic, Power Sta- KNPR and KUDO. not be sitting on their hands this Over the course of this semester helped me The Bd-Flrea tion) will fill in for him. George Benson also used the summer, either. On May 27 many people have Fall For The Sky Taylor's current condition ex- song as the opening instrumen- Atlantic Star will be performing, with Music Etc- by doing Bird Cage Records plains his absence from Ar- tal for his 1983 tour. along with Starpoint, two of to- research, loaning me pens, cadia's videos and their latest Kole has been musical direc- day's top soul bands. paper and pencils, telling me to giving me Well, 1 cannot say I hate this promotional pictures. As if this torat the Sahara Hotel for quite On June 11, things really heat how spell a word, up LP, but I cannot say I like it,: weren't enough, Andy Taylor's some time now. Fellow band up at the Mack when Ozzy a ride or just plain putting either. So why the heck am I solo album is due out any day. member John Kadell also plays Osbourne and Metallica come. with me. rating it? Good question. Taylor also appears on Belinda in the Sahara's orchestra (flute This is most certainly the I'd like to take this space to staff Carlisle's latest album as guest and horns). The rest of the band heaviest metal show to play the personally thank the entire I wish I had a good answer. guitarist. He also appears inher is Bill Jenkins (guitar), Keith Mack in two years. And, doyou and management of Tower new video Mad About You. Nelson (bass) and Adam Shen- know what bill came close to Records, Wherehouse Records Well, the Bel-Fires' debut is ' All the profits from the Sim- dal (drums). The band also rivaling this one two years ago? on Maryland Parkway, by no means over my head, but, ple Minds' new song, All the features Sonny Maupin. Ozzy Osbourne and Motley Wherehouse Records in the at the mm time, I feel very in- Things She Said, will go to With Nelson Kole and Com- Cnie, who else? Boulevard Mall, the Record different about the album, myself benefit Amnesty International. pany opening for Hiroshima, Last Saturday I was on hand Gallery, the Record Exchange, therefore I disqualify promises to opening Page Page Comics, Doris reviewing it. Sting and U2 will betouring this this be the greatest for the 10 a.m. of die Nelson Cole after from summer, along with various modern jazz exhibition Las Thomas and Mack box office Deiz and Ann Mueller of You will just have to pick it up other artistson behalf ofAmnes- Vegas has ever seen. when Ozzy tickets went on sale. Thomas and Mack, Bryan and decide for yourself. say there was ty International. Another major concert com- To pandunonium ~ ~ ing up soon is the long awaited would be accurate. The nunoc The dates have been announc- •'«'** '>•« * •'< ■" TJtM Ceo»rhas toattib- <5 *' v ' edand arecurrently Ming listed debut of Modern English. Peo- that the >s£'#*• ■ •■ 71 z* literally been begging ed a steel reinforced, asbestos, on MTV. I personally don't ple have Well, now you concrete, sound proof wall is have MTV, so that does not do for this show. meany good. If you have MTV, jj feel free to let me know when U the LA date is. Ifyou doo't have N MTV, you'll just have to keep checking the LA limes calendar 3 a.m. CLUBRWAMSE section just like me. To make matters worse, Tower Records The v«c«tion you'll never forget- and Thomas and Mack are not no matterhow hard you try. selling tickets for the show as of by scott dickensheets . yet. 1 not give Keep But, do up. call- Well, another semester shot in the ass, and not much to show 1 outlets, because ing the two for it besides a fistfullof columns of dubious value and a strange - sooner or later one ofthem Will ] hungover sensation. Most of the last four months has pascd in a get a line on tickets. weird daze and there are big chunks of that time I don't remember Looking at local music news, My physician, the always-shadowy Dr. Guido. pharmacist to the return of Ted we have the stars, sez 1 might be in the first phases of some sort of terminal left the Ooodmen. Goodmen has brain fever, but it's beyond treatment now. The only thing to do, to Generics and returned home the Doc says, is hang on and ride it out. and I agree. Las Vegas. He is currently for- No word yet from The Yellin' Rebel top brass on whether or new band, The ming a not my contract has been renewed for next semester. Prehaps there it the Skeletons. Rumor has will be someone else filling this space next time, someone with Ted) will play Generics (minus something significant to say and a more coherent way of saying it. at Moby one night soon the In a weird way. though. I enjoyed doing this column. It was * Grape. nerve-racking at times, because I wrote most ofthese things with V Ml a m The big news is 91 FM KUNV —-■ no notes or prior preparation. Just sit down and open doors in the Michael Schivo Presents are and corridors of my mind. It helped blow some dust out of my brain. continuing KUNV's Fifth An- got paid - And. of course, 1 for them. -***?,„ - niversary celebration withajazz %%%%%%%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%*%***%**" concert in UNLV's Artemus Another thing needs to be taken care ofhere: I've written some Hall. This is not just any my §gs»'< v- / Ham pretty wild things about some of my friends and wife, and Y concert, not by a long I old jazz must admit there was a slight bit of exaggeration in some of my May at shot. On Monday, 19, rantings. 7:30 p.m., Hiroshima will be Ken Whyte is not a psycho. He's probably nuerotic and is almost appearing with local jazz certainaly schizophrenic to some degree, but paranoid psychosis favorites Nelson Kole and is not in his psychological profile. Kompany. And, of course, my wife has suffered some abuse in this col- will be benefit for The show a umn. and she did little to deserve it. I justtend to get carried away, programming. KUNV's jazz enthusiastic. In reality, she has never gone after the animals with Tickets are $13.50 ia advance, a screwdriver, or any other tools or utensils for that matter. at Wesley's available Musk, Laura, though, has been remarkably tolerant through this, and Garehimes Music and Nellis Air since we've been married, she's exhibited the ability to put up with Ij^a" Force Baae. me to an amazing degree. She is, I believe, the only woman in definitely be a The show will the world could be happy with. angoing I giant success. Tfckttt Yeeech. never thought I'd write that sort of soggy mush. wondtr 1 fast. It is no small *%%%%%%%%%*%%%*%%%%%%%%%%%%%* of because Hiroshima is one Summer, despite last week's weather, willsoon be upon us bring- premier jazz baada. America's ing heat weirdness. Many people will be going many places, waa built fttan and Hiroshima a and am no exception. briefly considered visiting Southern Cal. aad ftiaioa of I 1 ftuion ofmusics a Hawaii, and Colorado, but settled instead for Oklahoma. 1979with cultures. Debuting in Oklahoma? Yeah. My wife has family there, and as soon as we its critically flnt acclaimed wrap up this semester we will screech off across the landscape to release, Hiroshima, the band the big fiatlands. its dyatmic gained attention for I've been practicing Oklahoma-speak: "Well, tie me to a hog of ad pop blending jazz, RAB and roll me in th' mud!" and "Guess I better sidle on up to th' music use of traditional asd its table and get me some waffles 'afore they're gone." "They don't talk like that there," my wife insists, but have porary musical settings. I other sources who say different. orgiaal members of The I also intend to visitPismo Beach and San Diego this summer. START PACKING grew up the com- Hiroshima in and hopefully Colorado. Los Angel- aad munities of %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%*%%**** 11TH formed the group outof a teaee OMINGJULY And so, this it it. Adios ameboas. Have a summer. 4 May 13. 1986 The Wllin' Rebel 11 Wind ensemble 'blows audience away' the fury of by john mroz light and easy. The movements clarity. Stopping and starting the This piece portrays were built upon "contul f\r- ensemble so precisely itamaz- the bombing attack. audience 11k University of Nevada, mus" or a simple melody serv- ed me. It certainly kept the intermission, on the edge of their seats in an- Las Vegas College of Aits and ing as the main theme ofa con- After a brief "mentor," ticipation of what was to come Letter presented the University trapunal work. The xylophone Leslie introduced his guest next. What did toward the Wind ensemble Wednesday and harp were especially teacher and friend, con- come Smith finale of lights, night, May 7, at the Artemus soothing on this piece yet the ductor Gary E. Smith. was an array lead the ensemble intwo pieces, candles and fireworks that were Ham Concert Hall. Thomas O. total ensemble overtones were Poetand Pleasant Over- an excellent touch added to this Leslie conducted the Ensemble dramatic and intense. the first lure, Von Suppe, an moving piece. I cannot say to a double standing ovation. In Quiet City, guest trumpet by Franz and Dam enough of this piece, it was ab- The concert seemed formal soloist Walter J. Blanton and Australian composer, fantastic. with all the ensemble members Rnglinh horn soloist, Scott Dun- Final, a "malambo," which is solutely rapid, energetic dance ofthe During one part of the sym- in black and white, and Leslie in can performed with style and a in 6/8 meter. phony, instead ofmusical instru- tails. In my previous experience refinement to the Aaron Copland gauchos outstanding job, ment blaring out, members of with wind instruments, the con- tune, arranged for English horn, Smith didan 1941. as did the ensemble, making the ensemble made different ceits are usually filled with mar- trumpet and strings in pieces with sound effects vocally and with ches, but not this one. Theirs Thencame Galop, composed by these come alive vigor and quality. brandy glasses, wetting their was a wonderfularray ofmusic. Dimitri Shostakovich, regarded which blew the fingers and rubbing them on the It was pure enjoyment to truly as the great symphonist of the Then a piece started. Sym- top. kick back, relax and enjoy the mid-20 century. Dissonance best audience away Winds andPer- I commend the ensemble and SHORT CIRCUIT-Ally Sheedy and Steve Guttenberg star in Short Circuit, a new comedy Ensemble perform. describes this piece of inclement phony No. I, for Butvich, conductor Leslie for an outstan- adventure about Number 5, a robot who, after being struck by lighting, believes he is alive. Domes Sacred and Profound. music. cussions, by Daniel J. is dramatic symphony, which ding performance. I found this a piece based oneither medieval Leslie, with arms waving, a memoriam for the concertto be truly gratifying ind legends dance forms from the conducted the ensemble through stood as a or Dresdan, to very piece precision and bombingof Germany. urge everyone see it. Short Circuit; One movie that 12 and 13 centuries, was this with proves to be very entertaining Stasheff chronicles Wandering Warlock to accidentally visit pivitol plancU of the time. by kevin kirk tant one throughout the Warlock manage PEST, three widely different planets. Definitely ■ good book. Not scott dickensheets she thinks he is an alien. She Guttenberg. series, the doings of by Kidnapped by their enemies shallow, it has substance. Not plays a dingy character Wargames and Blue Thunder The Warlock Wandering is the SPITE, VETO, GRIPE, DDT slightly SPITE and VETO, they are sent preachy, and a good read. Bare is crawling with displayed Badham's gift for latest in the Warlock series by and the LODS superparties. I Short Circuit is the latest film whose house into the set in a with the valleys, as the peaks No. 5 quickly swift pacing, and Short Circuit Christopher Stasheff, and well Some are allied, some are dire 300 years past, I from director John Badham, the stray animals. trap one of the reach the sky. enemies, each differing in on Wolmar, M| ■ man behind Wargames and Blue reads every book in the place at seems to end a few moments worth your hard-earned money. ■ m mt mm mtwm m ma and ideas. Because of Thunder. It stars Ally Sheedy an incredible speed, then wat- after it starts. But those are some • As each Warlock book has its method I are slightly 1-hour I and Steve Outtenberg and an in- ches TV all night. Prom these funny moments. • own complete story, there are this, the novels CT the politics stay ■credibly personable robot nam- sources of input, No. 5 quickly Both Short Circuit and never any of those irritating to- political, but explore the idea of types, and this mostly in the background as a wm5T foto No. 5. develops a hilariouspersonality, Wargames be-continued led backdrop for the characters, and ■ This fast-moving, funny quoting fromtelevision commer- man's fear of the machines he makes itpossible to read each of this I am eternally grateful. ■movie is based on the premise cials, dictionaries, a thesaurus creates, though that theme is them without any knowledge of for ihythm when he ■that this robot, through a freak and movies. submerged beneath the humor in the others. Stesheff has a cycle from ■power surge, comes alive. This Guttenberg plays the reclusive this movie. But it's still there, Some background information writes, going in a slow to intense and back again. lis the logical extension of the genius who invented No. S, and seen in the enthusiasm to blow may be missing at first, but The slow is neverreally boring, Kheme of Wargames, in which numbers one through fouralso. up No. 5 displayed by the securi- Stasheff filjs you in whenever he itcan reflective and Ipjhe huge war computer, by ap- He doesn't believe that No. 5 is ty commander, and the nervous gets a chance. Each novel, ex- though get At these rest of complex logical alive until finally he tells the fear of the Nova Robotics (the cept one on background history even philosophical. plication of acquires something like a robot a joke and the robot gets company who invented No. S) called Escape Velocity, features periods there is a fairamount H|peps, wife conjecture over just who the Blind of its own. It was beyond it, exploding in gales of wheez- director, who is afraid of what Rod Qallowglass and his Oallowglass' most important fthe control ofthe men who built ing laughter. Meanwhile, the robot might do. Gwendolyn, the high warlock are, PHOTOFINISHING powerful witch on enemies of the moment 99*»H ia trigger-happy security forces are It has a few predictable and most Color Print Film (C-41) 12 exposure goals are, and what 24 exposure Disc12.99 *• fit Short Circuit, though, lacks slowly tightening the noose in moments, such as the robot dan- Oraymare. what their !!£*££«?• it I next will be. When > t!S»r«nv «ht. L« Wargames sense of nuclear their search for No. S. Out- cing while watching Saturday Owendelyn is a Oraymare their move the fun starts paranoia, and is much, much tenberg and Sheedy join forces Night Live on TV, and the en- native and knows little of the pace picks up, SiSSs* «»"oo SFSrsE" S? 3MO* S to robot, who, indeed, ding predictably happy, but technology, and Rod is a GRIPE again. gIVS." «3lg3Sff.SUSSM* S*»»* SIfGL-SW funnier. No. looks like a save the is ■ _ _ _ —_S5" „ lot. this particular novel, the 1_ „„~i M HJ mechanized E.T., and indeed, is miraculously alive, and out- that doesn't detract much from agent and knows a In thru nsnn/RAaa HI■ mt I is good. This novel's theme is a cons- wandering warlock and his wife when hefirst appears to Sheedy, acts both Sheedy and the fun. Short Circuit Dance theatre ends season Dance Theatre closed and an entertaining tribute to summer and will open the Ought Be Nevada You To its 1985/86 season May 3 and 4 Cole Porter, Cole, by guest 1986/87season in October with at Aitemus Ham Concert Hall, choreographer Wayne Soulant. Coppelia. Subscription renewals with a mixed repertoire program Guest artists, Patricia Miller should be made now to retain of three ballots; ConcertGrosso, and James Canfield, former best seating. a modern spoof on sports; La starts of the JoffteyBallet, per- next information Volte, a dramatic work by Ar- formed two pas de deux. The For season In Pictures! tistic Director, Vassili Sulich, company is now in recess for die call 739-3838.

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nlmlK l>\ MHiliifurc strre Intramurals family All-tournament team named by UNLV intramurals by rob mentnech 8-9 in games. First ing two Base, Mike Muir, Second Team Shleprocks by Intramural another member was found. His Weber's lead to many Showtime staff heroics First Base, Bill Newton, J-M Out Field, Broc Thompson, name was Jim Rice, who, upon This years Greek Week player chants of "Weber-Weber- Second Base, Ron Mitchell, Ranch Bombers This is a very unique story acceptance, quit his barback job of the week goes to Kappa Weber!" Intramurals would Shleprocks like Second Base, Mike Decker, Out Field, TimMuir, Showtime about a family. It all started in to join the family. Sigma's David Weber. to congratulate all the Greeks for Shortstop, Tom Foca, TKE Showtime Out Field, George Pappa, TKE New York in 1964, when Glen On one night out, the family David placed in the finals of coming out UNLV and making Third Base, Brad Randle, Shortstop, Jack Hardy, Sigma Pitcher, Rob Mentnech, Burke was born. His travels went to Chins, where they met ping pong and racquet ball. He feel like a campus. It was Hiroshima Bombers Phi Epsilon Showtime soon led him to Hawaii, where a little bus boy who the family also helped Kappa Sigma in definitelyan asset to the Greek Left Field, Dave Driebelbis, Third Base, Lance Malone, he was often seen playing whif- thought was a refugee. The many team events and he stood Community of UNLV. Showtime Hotel fle ball at the age of one. family took an instant liking to out as the week's best softball Out Field, JoeCutrone, Sigma Third Base, Tony Tamaccio, Player of the Year At the end ofa promising high this lad, and soon he too was player by looming up with play UNLV All Tournament Team Phi Epsilon Kappa Sigma Dive Driebelbis school career, Burke had many adopted his name was Jeff after play at short and go- stop First Team Pitcher, Jim Fowler, ROTC Out Field. Shawn Ritchie. Showtime options. But, what he wanted Wong. most was a family. His search The family then went out to for a family led him to Las Krackers fora night ofdancing. Vegas and Tonopah Hall. This It was here that they were in- J-M Ranch wins title; goes on to Arizona is where his family waa born. troducedto Head Wound. It was What the family needed most later learned his name was Bill J-M Ranch stormed through Fazi. Fazi went throughout the This paat weekend, Universi- move in the last two innings Pitcher Jim Kenney helped U toanuuneat waa a mother figure. After aome Ceaano. the UNLV Intramural Cham- without making out. tyof Navada, Laa Vegas, when Steve Debella came of A stay in check until the last Then again, Fazi which trial and error, Keith "The After a few days ofclasses and pionship Tournament withwhat never makes was represented by J-M Ranch, through with clutch hits with inning when a three-run homer Becj out. Hammer" Johnson stepped in hours of studying, it was time captain Glen called "a went to the University of runners in scoring positions. Jeff tiedthe game and sent itinto ex- ROTC also had help from and filled the role. for a night on the town. Asthey scientific story." Arizona to play in the firstever Wong found himself on base a tra innings. Clyde Gylde" Next, the family needed were leaving to go out, they saw The Ranch had a mixture of "The Webb, U of A Softball Classic. few times and his offense helped The Ranch could not over- room, Becker, Jeff children. Searching through a young man sitting in his hitting and pitching that over- Chuck Stobner, The members ofJ-M Ranch, give the Ranch a lead they would come the shock of the last inn- Saga, they discovered Steve all alone with no I.D. His name whelmed every team they Steve "Scoop" Williams and the who have been playing under notrelinquish. ing and U of A prevailed. Debella and Jim DeFrates (the waa Darren Simpson. Since he played. tournament's sportmanihip various names, have been play- In the last of the seventh, The Intramural Department player Captain Jim double D Brothers). They were had no 1.D., the.family changed Averaging 24 runs a game and Fowler, ing together as a team for over Todd Baumgarten came up with would like to thank J-M Ranch adopted shortly after. Jim waa their plans and went to the Miss playing excellent defense the whose leadership brought ROTC two years now. Their teamwork some great defensive plays and for representing UNLV. We to soon to be the black sheep ofthe Clark County beauty pageant. Ranch no-hit TKE while scoring the tournament's final game. is what lead them on this trip. the Ranch went into Sunday with could not. have had better family. After a summer went by, 20 runs. In the finals, it was a close The team leftFriday about 3 a lot of confidence. representation and sportsman- One night the family went out some new students came to Then they defeated the game until the Ranch prevailed p.m. from campus and arrived Sunday there was a single ship. The trip was a wonderful to the Red Barn buffet and hap- UNLV. These students were Shleprocks, who had earlier with a total tea,effort and woo at Tucson about 1 a.m. elimination tournamentthat end- ending to a great Intramural to py hour. Keith found another also looking tojoin a family. It defeated Sigma Phi Epsilon, the rights represent UNLV in They played two games on ed in a heartbreaking loss. season. child that he thought would be is here where the rest of the 33-10. The Rocks looked the University of Arizona Soft- Saturday, splitting with a loss in an aaaet to the family. This was members were found. They awesome pounding out hit after ball Tournament. the first game and a win in the young Jim Kenny, who waa were Todd Hutchendorf, Rich hit. Greg Schall and Shawn Rit- It was a great tournament with second. estatic when he heard he wduld Jarmel, Dan Brown and Billy chie alone were more than the a bit of surprises. Congratula- In the first game the Ranch be adopted by the family. Jim Newton. Sig Eps could handle. Andy tions to J-M Ranch for an ex- had to adjust to the field and a Omaha Eight College Baseball Poll then suggested an alternate place The family has grown tighter Nichols, Paul Champagne, cellent finish. few different rules, it waa a to celebrate and this lead them everyday and could see more Jerome Beachamp and Steve The Intramurals Department close game, but they were not to the Gypsy lounge, where growth in its future. Quinn were just smokin' the Eps would like to thank everyone comfortable in their new at theplate. who participated year's in the field as well as in this surroundings. Fir* Eight Second Eight Ron Mitchell, one ofthe best all activities and we hope to see When they started the second ! 1. UNLV 1. Miami around players in the league, everyone again year. game, a few adjustments were Sports next 2. Tens 2. Alabama Calendar also played his consistent brand made and the team played like I 3. Loyola, Cal. ball. it was time at 3. LSU 1 May 13 ( j of tournament 4. Oklahoma Slate 4. Oklahoma Meanwhile, ROTC was wag- UNLV. S Baseball: UNLV vs UNR, at Reno, 5 p.m. I Overall Intramural Standings 5. Florida Stat* 5. Hawaii I| ! ing their own war. They Keith "The Hammer" May 14 I 4. Sovth Florida 4. Texas A.M. 9 ! defeated the defending and Johnson, who had no trouble Baseball: UNLV vs UNR. at Reno, p.m. 1 7. Arisoaa 7. Oral Roberts overal Intramural champions, Showtime 780 adapting to the field, hit after S May 18 I I | points got t. Mlihtgim 8. Tuiane | Showtime, 19-8. Showtime Kappa Sigma 450 points hit to pace the Ranch. GianBerk 5 Men's Tennis: NCAA Championships at Athens'. Ga. Runs thruS | never got untracked and it was TKE 430 points and Jim Defrates provided the S May 25. 1 K all ROTC. Shleprocks 380 points. power as the Ranch wentrun for fi May 23 3 La> Vegas, Nevada la- palriag v* dilirmhiid. The i ROTC went into the semi- Points were given for each run with the U of AIntramural Ik Baseball: NCAA Regionals. fi iii|iaJiat Fed is p« ol only fciOMha Fight ChfcpFoi finals with all their weaponsand win ooly if the team qualifiedfor finalists. I May 30 . gI twice dariag the seaoea. The wM Hat the teams with a played a great game defeating 'A' Division tournaments. Then With Bill Cesano and Damn S Track and Field: Last Chance Meet. Austin. Texas. 4 I seooadaadflaal pal b Imed aaaitrirsl raaking. | the bomber, 14-2. ROTC was Bonus points were given for Simpson playing outstanding (tefenM. the Ranch made their hefcre the NCAA S J | lead by, believe itor not, John each playoff win. Rstfeaal

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