Warning: Children Can Endanger Home Values As the New Year Rolls Scooters and Tricycles, Bicycles and In, the Residential Real Popsicle Sticks
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JANUARY 11 – 17, 2013 www.nashvilleledger.com Page 3 – Section A Identify the warning signs Warning: Children can endanger home values As the New Year rolls scooters and tricycles, bicycles and in, the residential real popsicle sticks. estate inventory will Mini-Monet: While water colors increase in volume from produced by the children evoke great its current surprisingly compassion from those of close relation low levels. Many of these to the painter, they are as misunderstood homes have served as as Van Gogh was in his day by any Realty rental properties as the outside the familial circle. Te paintings Nashville Check homes were worth less must be removed, and Jackson Pollack- By RICHARD than the loan balances, style wall treatments should be painted 4VCNJUUFES Nashville singer-songwriter Jim Lauderdale is familiar with the COURTNEY yet the owners, with over. Ledger the assistance of rental Bobby Goldsboro Syndrome: Tamworth Festival, having played it for two years. income, were able to avoid foreclosure Goldsboro, a Nashville dweller from and opted not to fght the short sale time to time, scored an enormous hit in The power of dragon. the late 1960s with his recording of the information. Australia calls, As these homes hit the market, song “Honey” (“See the tree how big it’s most will not have been maintained grown, but friends it hasn’t been too long Published weekly by as well they would have been in an ...) Anyway, a follow-up No. 1 was a song Westview Newspaper, LLC Music City Roots owner-occupant situation. One of called “Watching Scotty Grow.” the most often-occurring conditions It includes the lyrics such as “Mickey $IVSDI4USFFU encountered is that of “child erosion,” Mouse says it’s 13 o’clock/Well that’s /BTIWJMMF 5/ hits the road as any home occupied by humans under quite a shock, but that’s my boy.” It’s a the age of 12 is subject to abuse that is very cleverly written song and the tag line '"9 By Tim Ghianni | $PSSFTQPOEFOU incomprehensible to those that have is that the singer/father needs nothing never shared a home with toddlers or more in life than to watch Scotty grow. .POEBZ'SJEBZBNQN Music City Roots: Live from the Loveless Cafe embarks adolescents. And that is exactly what the parents on a music and marketing mission in late January, Admittedly, in the frst 53 years of my selling houses should do, watch their Publisher when the broadcast moves for a week from the Pasquo life, I found it inexplicable that CEOs children grow and chart it on a computer &SJD#BSOFT Community, in the shadow of the Natchez Trace, to General Manager Tamworth, Australia. and seemingly successful leaders in the or legal pad, if they must. & Executive Editor community could live in such execrable What they should not do is chart -ZMF(SBWFT Te radio variety show – sort of an Americana- conditions. Ten, as my wife and I the growth on the wall. Te sight is MHSBWFT!OBTIWJMMFMFEHFSDPN and-beyond version of the venerable Grand Ole Opry accumulated some 98 years between us, frightening from afar as, generally, the Planning Editor – accepted an invitation to move announcers, artists, $JOEZ4NJUI we had our frst children. – twins no less, parent takes the nearest writing utensil DTNJUI!OBTIWJMMFMFEHFSDPN producers and the works to the 41st Annual Tamworth a boy we call Tom and his sister Adeline. available to include the current day’s Country Music Festival. Contributors Te show will take place at 7 p.m. Jan. 24 in Town Hall Not since the Old Testament have any progress, as if the children would shrink -ZOEB#SZBOU two parented later. if they sought similar ink. Tese markings ,BUIMFFO$BSMTPO in Tamworth, Australia’s Country Music Capital. It will )PMMJF%FFTF be webcast live on the internet at 2 a.m. Nashville time. As they grew, we outgrew our home are in black, blue, red and all the colors 5JN(IJBOOJ and were forced to place it on the market. of the rainbow, and are applied with #JMM-FXJT “We’ve had a long-term dialogue going on with 5FSSZ.D$PSNJDL Australia,” says John Walker, who is co-executive I fell victim to the “cobbler’s children Sharpies, paint, Magic Markers, pens and +PF.PSSJT have no shoes” cliché. As I inspected our crayons, and they suggest new paint and 7JSHJOJB3PCFSTPO producer (along with Todd Mayo) of the weekly show +VEZ4BSMFT that airs on Lightning 100 as well as being carried online, own home with somewhat objective eyes, gallons of it. #SBE4DINJUU I found that our house sufered from a Harry Chapin Syndrome: Sticking in ,BZ#POB in podcasts and in syndication. Australia’s Country 7JD'MFNJOH Music Channel has begun airing a series of Music City number of maladies that I had observed the music genre, if a seller has a cat in the 5PN8PPE over the years. Our house was childproof, cradle, there are a number of problems 3FOFF&MEFS Roots performances. Another 13 episodes will fnd their as in there was proof that children looming. home in America on PBS this spring. Art Director roamed the foors. Poster Child: As the children age, -FJHI.FMUPO4JOHMFUPO In Australia, “their defnition of country music is Tere runs a consistent thread through the rooms are overtaken by posters – big MTJOHMFUPO!OBTIWJMMFMFEHFSDPN much broader than it is here in the States,” says Walker, these homes under attack by brat packs, posters – many of them life-size and of explaining that what is termed in the U.S. as “Americana” and they can prove as damaging to a larger-than-life people, usually athletes. ADVERTISING – the music of rootsy traditionalists and genre-jumping home sale as a swarm of termites, a Of course there are even scarier posters "EWFSUJTJOHEFBEMJOF acoustic and amplifed explorers – “all is under the JT'SJEBZQN dose of radon or a mountain of mold. now; some of music stars that make Ozzy $BMMPSFNBJM country music umbrella” with mainstream radio artists Tose sellers who face the parental Ozbourne look tame. And the posters EDIBNCFST!OBTIWJMMFMFEHFSDPN (think Blake Shelton and Taylor Swift) in Australia. challenge should be aware of a number of some of the women recording artists GPSSBUFTBOEJOGPSNBUJPO Walker says Tamworth organizers “are really into what we are doing and they wanted to have that authenticity of of conditions to correct prior to showing feature more cleavage than an entire Advertising Director their homes. season of “Leave it to Beaver.” Be gone %JBOOB$IBNCFST that Nashville experience,” he says. Sticker Shock: All those loveable posters. EDIBNCFST!OBTIWJMMFMFEHFSDPN Tamworth Country Music Festival Coordinator Kate stickers of unicorns, Hello Kitty, Tomas Te Petri Cereal Dish: Juggling Baker emphasizes that desire for an authentic Loveless Business Manager the Tank Engine and all of the others are children and jobs is challenging, if not ,JN,BMF experience in the Land Down Under. equipped with greater adhesion qualities impossible. All too often, parents feed the LLBMF!OBTIWJMMFMFEHFSDPN “We wanted to make sure that this show accurately than any glue ever made. Te cute children breakfast, bath them, dress them Legal Notices refected what is staged and broadcast every week at the arrangements on the kitchen cabinets and drive them to school. Yet, cleaning %PO'BODIFS Loveless Cafe,” she says. “We believe that when festival- some 20 inches over the foor suggest a the breakfast table is overlooked, as it is EGBODIFS!NFNQIJTEBJMZOFXTDPN goers walk into the Town Hall on Tursday, Jan., 24, $20,000 set of new cabinets to the would the least important of the functions. Te they’ll feel as though they’ve been transported to Nashville be buyer. day the dishes are at least rinsed is the day Nashville LedgerJTB for a couple of hours. Tis will be about as authentic as it HFOFSBMJOUFSFTUOFXTQBQFS Diaper Genie/Diaper Pail: It’s a litter the home is showed four times. In the DPWFSJOHCVTJOFTT MBXBOE gets.” box without the sand. Tey stink and summer, the fies can fnd their way into EFWFMPQNFOUUISPVHIPVUUIF A key player in helping to build this bridge is Jim /BTIWJMMFBSFB conjure fear of disease. the homes and into the cereal foating in Lauderdale, the afable Nashville singer-songwriter who Pigley Field: Te most meticulously its sour milk sea. Nashville Ledger’s is equally at home with Hank Williams as he is with Jerry QSFEFDFTTPS Westview maintained and landscaped yards can So, even if you teach your children XBTGPVOEFE Garcia. Lauderdale, regular master of ceremonies for the be reduced to a ghetto décor when well, your house may smell. And no one JO weekly Wednesday night broadcasts at the Loveless Barn, littered with scores of balls, including will buy. Visit us online at has an Aussie fan base. footballs, soccer balls, basketballs, all www.nashvilleledger.com “Lauderdale has been playing the festival the last couple Sales of the Week the balls on sale for $1.99 everywhere, 'PMMPXVTPO5XJUUFS of years. And they were able to book Elizabeth Cook this not to mention the vehicles with sun- Te sales of the week are in the !OWJMMFMFEHFS year as well,” says Walker. faded plastic illegally parked amid rusted >> PAGE 31 >> PAGE 15 JANUARY 11 – 17, 2013 www.nashvilleledger.com Page 31 – Section A Granberry’s hot spots? Depends By Brad Schmitt | $PSSFTQPOEFOU was way out. development business. So we’ve always “Nashville continues been in the real estate business. It just Te great-grandson of H.G. Hill Sr., to grow, and that’s wasn’t our main focus.’’ Jimmy Granbery started working with good because it Q: It sounds really exciting, H.G.