JUNE 1986 e1\TS VOL. I ISSUE IV ~ ~chool RevielV r
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School Review ..••.••• • 19 FEATllltES College Prep ••.•..••...• 14 Boat Regatta •. "' .....•.. 62 I 1 edt h e Pi ge on s .•••• · .60
Advice - "Sheila" answ~rs our readers letters. By "Sheila."
Did You Know? - Amazing facts of interest. By Laura Pearce. Growing Pains - Deciding on what to do with your 1 ife? Read this article on choosing a career. By Adrienne Moninger.
Humor & Satire - By Paul Arnold.
Serial - By Kayleigh. To tal Bod •••••.••••••••••• •• S Letters t6 the Editor ...•••• S Re views •...••.•••••...•.••• · s· Sports ..•...... ••...... •• 10 Classes and Clubs •.••....•• 1! Weekend •••••••••••••••••••• 12
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Sandra Edwards ••••.••••. 5 Helen Dolbec ••.•••••••.• 5 Mary Warren .•.•.••••••.• 6 ~' Jill Langely ••...•...••• 6 An i ssa Aubery •.•••••••.. 6 Ellen Bird ••••.•.•..••.. ? Tate Vol ino .••••...••••• 7
I: Cover$ b~ Pa.! Arnold ------~~ As ~a~ the Impressions I the B.S. News and School Revie~ is produced and arranged as a service to Bayshore High School by the Magazine class. Along ~ith publ ishing the students l and teachers' best literary and art ~ork, this year we are endeavoring through regular departments, columns, and feature stories to inform the stUdent population on an interesting variety o~ subjects. .. The B.S. News and School Revie~ staff is continually growing. We ~ould like to recognize the following people for making this issue a success:
Advisor-Pat Willingham Editor-Cindee Spahr Assistant Editor-Adrienne Honinger Business Manager-Christina ~yer Bookkeeper-Any Byerly Advertising-Sherry Stewart Features-Tricia Rosenthal ColumnsiAndrea Harino Departments-Laura Pearce Art-Paul Arnold Su~issions~elissa Gilson School Reveiw-Terrie Shrigley Opening/Closing-Sheila Landry Headlines-Lisa Ruffino Layouts-Editors and Staff Feature Uri ter-Don DeMott
and a special Thank-you to Tbe School Board Print Shop, Hr. Markwood, Hr. Goo~in, Mrs. nEED POSTEAS, Turner, the Hedia Center staff and typing by BAnnERS, Sions, the B.S. Ne~s and School Revi~ Sta4f. DEClIJAf1T10nS, ETC.
CDL~ F!'KN"\~4/ j ~'86 :·a)"c:nc:f'-? '~€ol'l; ~.r:·~ :'~hoc:~ ;€,II i ~/oJ j S ;;:Jt; I :h~c ~Dur time: t~ar;~ b, th~ journai i~w~rnaga:Jn~ c!ass. r(!cm 102. Newsstand rate f1.[;O. Si~n~c articles and 'ad~ertI5ements do no~ nece~sarl;Y conT"CT repr~~ent the Viewpoints or pol icies of ~he mAS. TUFtnEA ~d I tore; or pu~J I shers. a. s. ~~I'J: anG Schae: ~ cannot assume re~.pc;ns; bi i j ty fer DR An unsoi icited writing or artwork. B.S. News and 3chcoi ;~vj~w is puoJi~het in conJunctiDn w,t~ ART CLUB ~ne 5.::hooi Board Print She:J. "ateriai in ~hls pubJ Icatien may not be reproduced in any form memBER without consent of the editors. PA[]F~lES By: AnIY BY~r 1y something. I worry if I think they are lost. I hach literature and spend a lot of Full n~~: Sandta EdWards money on materials and versions Full nam~: Hel~n Nichols Dol~ec Nick name: Sandy of storips my classps will Nick name: Ha Bear Birth place: I was born in enjoy as much as possible. Birth place: Welch, W. Virginia. I was there I expect a lot ftom my fot the first six months and my classes and I hope 1 am giving Michigan f~ily moved to Ohio. We stayed them a lot in return. 1 want Birth dat~: July 6, 1947 there until 1 was ten and moved them to enjoy coming to class Age: 38 to Delray Beach, Fla. (located (if they can enjoy coming to Q. How would you describe between Ft. Lauderdale and any class) because we are in yourself as a teen? West Palm Beach). this together. I expect my A. I wa~ quiet- not very Birth date: September 10 (J students to behave which they involved in social activities, have forgotten the year). almost always do. It makes my but active in girls' athhtics Age: 21 and holding. hair stand on end to think they and music. O. How would YOU describe would misbthave- they learn Q. How would YOU describe yourself as a teen? A. I was control in 9th grade (1 hope) yourself as a teacher? a quiet, good student, always and Illy job is bach i ng mannets A. I l' i ke to get tCI knCt.1J in loue and going steady (or and material. Some kids are students as individuals. I'm what euer it is called today). natural1 y pol i te but others more interested in people than 1 was never in the dea~s need to be helped. I try to be subject matter. Q. office. Back in those days we fait and de~ign my materials so What are soole of your had to wear dresses to school. the students know they are fauorite hobbies/pastimes? If the dress did not hang below ultimately responsible for A. I enjoy °Honeybears,' the knee we were sent to the their grades. I'm constantaly photography, SWimming and wahr-ski ing. deans office. There they either teworking ITI}' materials: year took the hem out of the sKirt after year to get more response Q. Are you married? or if the hem was not deep from my classes. 1 get A. Yes enough, paper napkins were fustrated because all the Q. HOJI 10n9 have YCIU befn stapled to the bottom of the materials that are aual1able we teaching at Bayshore? skirt. Which ever methOd was can't afford-I guess yoU might A. For 12 years Q. What college did you used, it was worn like that for say I alrl vety concerned about the rest of the day. Also, doing thp. best possible with attend? although we were allowed to limited resources. A. I went to Hi ch i gan State leave school for lunch and the U. What are your hobbies and j Uniuersity and the University school had a 5moking island, past lrrles? of South Florida. D. What was your degree in? ne i ther mysel f nor any of my A. I enjoy horseback r·idin~h friends smoked or drank. J teno;s, racquetball, joggi ng, A. I haue a Bache lor of SClence- Biology. A Haster of don't remrmber even thinking_ nautilus, aerobic~-Exhaustion Time sure has changed things. and watching my evening soap Arts· Q. How would YOU describe operas. yourself as a teacher? U. Are you married? A. I ~ concerned, A. No, 1 am di vorced- I was conscientious, easy going but married for 9 Years. strict (if those two can be Q. What colleQe did you attend? combined). I try to always A. UniverSity of remember what it was like as a Florida(Batch~lor's) and stUdent in high school and to Georgia State(Masters). think how I can help my Q. What wa~· your degree in? students to learn and A. English and speech understand. I hate the idea of O. What classes del YC1U bach? my kids not understanding A. World literature Full n~e: Mary Ann Roea Warren FIj 11 narne : Jill Lan <;I@l y Ft: 11 rlam~: fir: i SScl AlJbe~'"v NicV. name: Mary Birth plac~: San Juan, Puetto E:urlie H Birth p'ar.e: Cebu City, Cebu, Rico Nick name: Nissy Ph" i pp i nes Bitth dat~: August 22, 1970 Bir·th plae~: Br-adenton, Birth date: March 3, 1968 Age: 15 Florida Age: 17 fl. Hc~ woul d YCIU d€'scr i bl? Birth date: September 29~ 1970 o. HcCIJ \,IJOU \ d you de sc r i be yourself? Age: 15 yourself? A. I air, outgoing, dependable. Q. HCl.eJ woul d yOU d~l!cr i b~ 1f') Q A. I ~ someone that when given and a SPIRITED kind of gal. YOI)rse a task, can complete it. I im Q. What ate SOOle qual i tl es YCIU A. I alT. ~Ji tty, hon~st. in trustworthy, helpful. and hard workin9, willin9 to work and I look for a friend? lead. A. I looK for a pe-rSClrl whel i c: coelrpert iv£'. Q. What are some qual ities you nonest, and wi'llng to I istp.n Q. What are s-oo,€' qual j t I e~· YCIU looK in a friend? to me and keep what 1 say looK for in a friend? A. Someone easy to talk to, confidential. A. 1 1clc'k for a pers.on who is doesn't act fake, and i good Q. What ate sane qualiti(t~ YCIU honest and trustworthy. 1 i shnet. look for in a boy friend? Q. Wha~ are s.c4fle qua1itie~. YOU G. What are some qualities YOU A. I 1 ike a gu)' who i~. look for in a boy friend? look for in a boyfriend? trustworthy, sensative, and a A. 1 like a gUY who is carinQ, A. I 1 ike s.omeone who i~. eas.y to gUY with a s~nse of humor. funny, has good looks, a~d talk to, a good listener, and who Q. What arf ~ome of your 'E·M1~one ~·ou can trus.t. 1ikes being together. hobbies and pastimes? Q. What are some ot your I). what do you do in your fre~ A. I 1 i ~:~ to vmd: wi th people, hobbie~ ahd pastimes? t in,e? ITIO~.t 1y en i 1 dft:p , dance, and A. I 1 ike to go hors~back A. I like to listen to tapes, bir.yel ing. riding, swilTflling, and I! walch T.V., and part~cipate in Q. What is your goal in 1~f~? partying: school activities. A. To graduate freer. coil eye arid Q. What i~. yc,ur goa.l in 1:t~? Q. What IS. your goal in life? h rive a happy f am i 1y. A. To graduate , get ,n shiloe. and "~l1er A. To hau~ a career in th~ Q. Do you have a job? tel grCM ccld. Military as an officer. A. '(e~.. I taKe c are of o. What classes are YOU takln9? Q. What (tassel!. are you taking? child,·c" at church. A. The easie~t cines! can get A. Algebra 2, English 4, Q. What classes are YOU tikin9~ Into. yearbook, Paw Print~ A. World LiteraturE, ~dvanced leadership,tYping, and an aid fo l4of·l d Hi ~.tclry, Span i 5.h 2, til'. Bccoc'M in. honeybllars. geOOletr)'! dr ivers Q. What clubs are yOU in? education. and Ad~anced A. 1 am on S\udent Council's. Chemilitry. Executive Board, Advisory Counci and Wrestling Club.
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6 iBayshore News PA[1F~lES By: Amy Byerly something. I worry if I thinK they are lost. I teach literature and spend a lot of Q Full nime: Sand~a Edwards money on materials and uersions Full name: Helen Nichols Dolbec Nick name: Sandy of stories my classes will Nir.k name: Ha Bear Birth place: I· was born in enjoy as much as possible. Birth place: Hen sdah, Welch, W. Virginia. I was there I expect a lot from my for the first six months and my classes and I hope I ~ giving Michigan family moved to Ohio. We stayed them a lot in return. 1 want Birth date: July 6, 1947 there until I was ten and moved them to enjoy coming to class Age: 38 to Delray Beach, Fla.
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6 IBayshore News pr'of i I ~ Bi r·d being named as a princess to of my favorih pastilTleS include the football homecomin9 court. reading, traveling, and walKing 1/11 always remember that ride . on the beach. on the gold conuertible My name is Ellen Bays cadi 11 ac. Bird. hav~ never had a I consider myself as a nickn~e. My birthplace was teacher who is genuinely PROFILE lATE Btck~ly, We~t Virginia where my interested in stUdents' mother still resides. I am one learning as much as possible of 7 childr~n; therefore, 1 was with the idea that learning is neuer lonely in my childhood. an on-going process. It makes 1 haue 5 sisters and 1 brother. me happy to work with students Full name: Tate Vol ino 1 im the mother of a son who are eager to learn. My NicK nime: Tater Tot and dauQhter. Both ar~ colle9~ philosophy is that school is of Birth place: libertyville. graduates; they are al so great importance to 'everyone III in('is Bayshore High School graduates. fo~ it lays the foundation to Birth date: July 10, 1971 I haue 2 louely granddaughters. future success. My desire is Age: 14 One is 3 years of age and the that all stud~nts realize the Q. HC~"'J wou 1d YOU descr i be other is 18 months. importance of using their time yourself? 1 As a teenager, was wisely to learn as much as A. I am s.hort, i nte 11 i ger.t and inquisitive, conuersatiue, and possible. In order to be humorolJs studious. I had many friends well-rounded individuals, I Q. What are sc~e qual ities YOU and enjoyed having a good time. feel that students should look for in a friend' 1 played on th~ girl's partiCipate in school A. I like a person who has a basketball te~ in high school. activities and show an interest good personality and ~njoys the 1 was actively involued in in the total school program. same things as I do. school activities which Bayshore has a lot to offer, Q. What are some qual ities YOU included FBLA, NHS, and Quill and I hope our students will look for in a 9i rlfriend? I and Scroll. had four years take advantage of their A. I : IKe a girl who is highh' of Journali9m in high school opportunities to explore and attrartiue and fun to be with. and serued as editor of my learn. I ~ a dedicated Q. l~hat are sane of Y('ur school's newspap~r during my teacher who strives t~ provide f is Uc1r i te hobb i esl pas time !:.• senior year. I am proud to say meaningful learning experiences A. 1 en,joy golfing and pla.}'in,) that ~y school's newspaper won for my students. tenni !:.• the Inter Scholastic Press I haue taught at Bayshore Q. What is your goal in 1 ih? Association Award under my High School for 12 years since A. To become rich and to be rt editorship. Our newspaper was its inceptfbn in 1974. Before cc,rporah 1awyer or i nuestmen t ranked as Number t in the that, I taught at Hanatee High ba.nker. state. I still enjoy writing School. I taught 6 years in Q. What classes are YOU taking? as a hobby; poetry is one of my Dade County. My past experience A. CiVics, English honors. spec i alti es. inuolues te~thing in the North Spani!:.h, rrrixed chorus~ Advannd I graduated as Carolina and West Virginia BiolQ9).·~ P.E., and G@(CI\"tr·y. Valedictorian of my senior School Sysems. class. Upcn graduation fran J was married to my high school, 1 entered Concord coll~ge sweetheart for 24 y~ars College in Athens, West until he suddenly went to his Virginia where I received my heauenly home. We had a happy teaching degree in Business rrrarr i age. My husbar.d was an Education and English. I outstanding minister who was earned ITtY Mas hr I s Degree in loved by everyone. He was an Curriculum, and Vocational honor graduate of Duke Business Education .rom the Un i uersity. University of South Florida. Presently, ~ teaching One o. the highlights of Shorthand, Business my high school career was the C~munications, Typing 1, and night 1 r~ceivpd thp honor of Pratical Business SKills. Some
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ThiS comb;nation not only helps YOU to lose weight but it can TOTAL BOD establish a pattern that wi11 LETTERS TO' keep YOU fit forever. tian)" be 1i eve that e~ercise increases your appetite 50 you eat ffio~e. But THE EDITOR, C m~~i:i ire pif5cnal ;r0bi2ffi; ac tU.ill Y,ree:u/al' e~Ei'c I :·e liIay thit bother them, conc~rn about d~crease YOU; appetite. Losing wel~nt is the ~roblem most weight and losing fat are two di fferent th i Og5. E::erc i si n9 frequently noted.~ (Henry S. As a student at 8ayshore Blirman, t·1. C'. ) may cause you to pu t on ~Je i gh t only because muscle tissue High I feel that my clasfmates What is fat, besides are lacking in responsibility the roll of flab that hang~ weighs more than fat tissue. So your measuring tape will toward schooi property and over the top of your jeans. representation of their own Fats are substances consisting show muscular progress even if your scale doesn't. appearance by degrading and prtroarily ot complex chains of defacing school property •. American~ spend $100 carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen When I first moved dClNo million each year on diet aids. atoms. The scientific word for here in June, I was informed fat is "lipid," and it exists There is no easy or fast way to that Bayshore had been the top in s(!I}eral forms, inc 1udi nt; school in the area and within a esters, triglycerides, fatty v&ry short period of time after acids, and phosphat ides. the starting of school, I was Body fat is similar to supr i sed to see that ITa)" raw chicken fat-translucent, classmates had so much yellow and somewhat greasy. di srespec t t~ard~ the i r schoel SC«te body fat is eS5·ent i a1, for property, teaChers, feI1~~ it 5er~es as a cushion to classmates and a total los!:. Ot organs and bones. It also pride which makes me wonder why provides insulation against the those stUdents are still here? cold. The average healthy Our par!n ts and cOO'lRIun I ty young man is 15 per cent fat, h~ve provided us with a sChooi contrary of the average healthy environment that has been we;j young woman who is 25 per cent. establisned and pro~eriy Now that we know what maintained. Therefore we fat is~~hat can be done when should be proud 04 it and there is an excess? The willing to perserve what has easiest way to lose fat is to been so proudly given to us. eat less and e~erti5e more. I wonder what will happen if we do not alter this route~ lose a certain amount of weight and continue to dismiss ever so or fat and be able to keep it lightly the way that the off. It's only possible with student body is now and has~ hard wor~ and much patience. been recently conducting itself. (
By: Terri! Shrigl!y A concerned cbservant student, Michelle Jenkins
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he has been home for Dear Editor Cind@e, an hour. Wi lly, on REVIEWS the other hand, 1 feel that the school never does anything \ prouides unsatisfying lunches. he is told to do and 1 feel that we should be giuen One of the h.~.s a serious th~ opportunity and new shows for spring responsibility to leaue the is Valerie. It is campus for lunch and return at a interesting family a designated time. show that is similar I know the teachers and to The Cosby Show staff feel this program could in the respect that not work out, but I feel we it avoids using the should b@ allowed a chance. standard family programming cl iches, Concerned, such as teen-age pr-egrlancy, Joe Westerman homclsexlJal i ty, drugs, divorce, etc. The ~-how is suppor-ted by an excellent cast. It stars Valerie Harper as the titl~ character and mother Dear Edi tor Ci nd@e J of three boys. Her husband is usua 11 y I am wri,ting this letter away because he is concerning the use of soda an airl ine pilot, so machines in the school to be when a decision is used by the students. First of made, it is almost atl, the use of soda machines always made by her. during sumner school, year Her oldest son, after year, indicates that such Dav i d, i s P 1 ayo? d bv (I ::1 1.1•. 1 a machine does not interfere r· b 1 Eo m i t h Jason Bateman and :t r t : ~: 1 .:. :with school work. Neither does =..: r, ,:) the twins, MarK and it create enough of a mess to hcm~wc~k, never mind Willy, are played by fir, .ish i I~ discontinue its' use during the r, it. sumner. Secondl y, the argumen t Danny Ponce and ~il in ?il that it would be bad for the ...ter-em)' Light. :he show ~sual1y ha$ students is cOlTlphtly ruled out The ~.hCIV,J :.. il i n t t? r· t?: t I rr·;, by the continuous sale of candy does have its ~. ~~ 'J r' )"1 i n e and can during the school hours. d~fects, however. p r· c!v i de 11:e, i -t Thirdly, a soda machine would The twins ·are t. :I:J ~. ~ stereotyped and be an excellent way for student 0:- r! 't: ';' r· t ~. i r! m e il t . i t their characters do council to raise money. Thank :.:-! ~·k.lr, j.~'r :1 i 91-, t. $. you for your consideration. not seem to develop '-'-c 8 ' 30 on as the show qOES on. Mar- K i s ;._ - t yp i c ~_1 Sincerely, brain who always has By: Christina Dwyer UnderstandablY Thirsty his chores and homework done before
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SPORTS Even thoUQh YOU miQht nevp, - " 0 have actual 1y ~pen snGW b"fort', ' I'm sure you havp heard 0' ~ki ing. It is a popular spor~ yraouation in many countr-ips; U.S., Canada, Chile. Japan. a~d most European touniries~ Th~r-p ar~ is a chance to touch the horizon, thr-ee types of ski inQ: Alpine. Nordic, and freestylp," Alp i ne sk i j n9 i s a h r: 'But . .. dtw.'lnhill s.kiing. It I:. ii ~ompetltilJe sport and IS a:sc,
jCioe for fun. DClNoh i ~! ~.k i I no first there must be love, saJness, began in the Alps, that : ~ wher-e thpy got the narr.e. Nordic skiinQ IS cros~ fear joy, giving, taking . . . country ski iog and-ski jumpin~. When you 13k i cros~ COlJntr Y Y{II] move across flat or si Ighlt~ hill y 1and. Nordi c r ~fers h. and mostly living. Northern Europe- where cross cDuntry had bee" their transportat;o~ In the win~er for man~ years. Ski jumpers jump fran h i 11'~ that could be as hlQh as ~o meters.The track that~they S~I d~n i So called the i nr-un. Whert ~uud 1fiuch you jump you try to Qet as far as po~sible without faillhg. . Freestyle is basically ~ tun t sk i i n9. You c:.k i dC... JrI l'nd ~est ~lJllizqes CCfiu CCfiqe bumpy hills that are very steep a.nd you do di fferent acr·obat i c moves. Now that YOU kn~~ a llttl~ ~ more about ski ing, ned time YCIU go north for a. vacation yot.: should try it. If you don't; knclN h~, you could ilway~. take 1essons.
The information frool thi~. article .was found in The World BC10k Encye-"}opedia Vol. 17.
By: Tricia RosenthaJ
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Elections :;~O@~ 5panr~ L.55 ~u~~'no~ Shei;a Land~t, and M~i iss! Student Council had their CLASSES Silscn. ~~w~paper- Chr:~ elections for next years B~~j:/! JI:d: :,101. iiC·, Anu 11 BeIH~r, officers. They a.re President inc i·1d.r~; HeJilll tel;). "{eut,(:OK- Judd Volino, Vice President AND CLUBS ~~U~~ Pe~r~e. Mar~ Warnen, Mar~ Cyndi Zadnicheek, Secretary ?:er! a~c ~ni t~ :e~e:. Julia Kazaks, and Treasurer Fr:ai)~ ~ii 2. wa: i :ai Jessica Ferreri. French Club Florld~ Schojas~ic Pre~; full of ;·e/illf:ar:. inc1u~:!"Ig also had elections, and their AssJciation's 40th annual t/pe:~tting. p.~ge design! and officers are as follows. conven t i (In for Journa 1 i SUI ot~~r wGr~shops ~o help better President- Mel issa Gilson, Vice students in Newspaper, President- Kari Kaplan, Y~~rbook, and Magazine was held Secretary- Kris Pavlin, on t1a.y 1, 2, and 3 in Orlando, Treasurer- Tom Witek, Florida. The Magazine staff Historian- Amie Bever, and a.ttendee convention for the Parl iamentarian- Dave Smi tho first time ever. Lastly, Theatre Guild is proud The delegates began the to announce their officers for convention May 1st by an next year also. President- Kip on-the-5pot contest. ihe J. Bilderback, Vice President 5ta.f~s took a ~it pr~pare~ Jerry Lucas, Secretary- Lisa beforehand into a large ~CDm Hendry, Treasurer- Sherry fuli 01 other students frcm ai i stewart, and Historian, Jessica over the state competing tor a Lee. place in the contest. ihe The B.S. News and School on-the-~pot co~test lasted two Review has had a great year. hcurs, and the students got your put' :cation. A pool-side This is the first year of our hands-on experience in their lunc~ was prOVided and this new publication, and we particular categorr. Aft~r th~ gave the 5tudents i chance to succeeded in establ ishing four contest, there was a g~neral re;a:-< :..r!'J Gi't %mE' ~·ljn. That issues. Without the hard work !:.~~si c,n wi th edi tors frOO'l the r: I gn ~. ~her~ !;Ja:: a formal and cooperation of everyone, iocal newspaper, Grland~ banG~e~ with ~uest ~Cei~!r Mr~. the magazine would not have :.enLne~ ~ anc a nH~:·U.~~~!" De~~2 S~ar~ ~r:m ~a~t ~~sn~y been so successful. frcm Channel 6 T.V., in a ~Ini lildustr!Es. HttH th~ bonqul?t, pr~ss conier~nce discussing the t~er~ wa; a i;p-sy~e conte~t By: Lisa Ruffino :h~!i~n~er Tn.q~d!'. The ~nc da~c~, ~nd :~rf~w wa: !2:00 ~hd~r't:. wt?re- snct'.'JO 1 :1 :ce !:.r... sh~~ dna were permitted t~ as¥- Saturcif morning i4t~r que5tions afterward:. breaKfa~~, ali the ~tuj!nts FoilQWing the presentation, our gatherea in t~e ccnuention hal I ~earb~~k publ isher, Her~i fc~ i Si I:e presentation Jones, sponsored a Snack Attack :hcq,Jing all the pictures that prOVIding piZZi and cok~~ for we~e taken by 5~vn Alan during a11 the s tuden ts. Dur i ng thf :hl? eOfltJentloo. S~lort!y Snack Attack, there wa~ i video ther~after, upon che'.:k i ng out dance, and students were cf the hot~1 , we went to perrrll t ted to purchi!:.[- Panama Orlando mall for 2 1/2 hours Jack T-shirts for $3.00. The ~e~~r~ ~inai i, he~ding heme. s tUCf'n ~: frcm t:ay!:.nc're that By: Lisa Ruffino • Depart~ents •• Depart~ents._Depart~ents_.D epart~~nts __ Depart~ents __ Depart~ents __ De part~ents __ Depart~ents __ Depart~ents __ Dep
WEEKEND 7hoSE senIors 'or anybodt really) whD are not gOln~ on
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Oh She i 1 a ••. This last quarter of school has got me in a tizzy! Oh She i 1 a ••• It seems everything is My problem is probably happening all at once! A.P. very common, but I don't know t est So , fin a I exams, prom, etc. what to do about it. There's a PLUS all my regular work, not gUY that sits behind me in my I to mention a Job. There just math class that I like a lot, doesn't seem to be enough time but I'm afraid to ask him out, for it all anymore, and I don't or even talk to him! I feel know what to do! I just feel silly about being so afraid, like giving it all up and but I can't help it. What can sticking my head in the oven! you suggest? Signed, Signed, Sick of it Afraid of rejection
Dear Afraid, In this day and age of women's liberation, it's surprising how common your Dear Sick, problem is. You have to Fir s t of all, I don" t overcome your fears and at recommend sticking your head in least strike up a conversation the oven. It won't solve with him. Ask him what he got anything and most ovens today on the last test for starters, are electric anyWay. Try to or compare notes with him for budget your time a little the next quiz. By just talking be t t e r , de c i de wh a t t ak e s with him, you'll become more priority (face it: passing comfortable around him, and it Engl ish is more important than will be a lot easier to ask him practicing for Mixed Chorus!). out to a movie next Saturday. If yOU know there's a big math Have courage; the worst he can test next Thursday and you'll do is say no! probably have a lot of homework Wednesday night, study Tuesday night. Above all, HANG IN THERE! The year is almost over, so don't give up now!
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18 IBayshore News ,~. SCHOOL REVIEW • I; .,'.' ~-- The Barshore News and School Review proudly presents
its winners in the areas of poetry, prose and art. These
selections were chosen as the best art and literature from the
submissions received from the student bod>~.
Poetr·y - II A La t f! Rose" by KSP •••••••••••••••••••••••••• I , •• p. 24 Prose _.
II Ch ap t e r TI,r.Jo" by Mar· at .••••••..•.••..••...•.•• , , ... p. 48
Art - face by Barbara BaKer ...... •.....•.••••• , •• p. 31
The Bayshore News and School Review wishes to
congratUlate these students for their achievements.
20 ISchool Review literature t I tI e ____~~------au thor· ______peoge U Poems 04 Probl ems Tt.oJi 9 22 A Late- ROH K.S.P. 24 The Tale of One-E~ed Ben ~.S.P. 26 The Cha I I enoe Le i a Kn i gh t 28 1h", Game of -U fe K.S.F-. 23 L:I.£ t G"odbye- Pa t 1.1 ill i rl gt. am .J;.nuar)' 24 le i:l Kn i ah t 30 .hrIlJiU')' 25 A C€' I E'br it:., 30 Repeating All Alone Twig For You 1/.'; . F • Hc.ylulTI F'at Wi Il'inoha.m Ppath Comes But Once a Year Jerry Luca~ t3r ~dlJat i on TlrJi 9 3~: The Concert K.S.P. 40 'Jn tit led L. B. G. 40 The I"a)' I Fe-e-I Kim 41 Untitle-d Chaz 41 The Masquerad~ K.S.P. 41 1,londer i ng lora K i pp 42 Unti tIed Chaz 42 Ur, tit led L. B. G. 44 1Ii)"-So-F~mous Quoh"~ Bob Su~srTl;,.n 4·~ Iti Ami oa Cha;: 46 The Flame leia Kniaht 46 F~£ol ina love TtoJio - 46 Cha.pte~ 2 11ar;t 47 Starina Cr·azlly T",it;j 49 To Sla~ a Dragon K.S:P. 50 T~oJO Numbers K. S. P. 51 Fa~t. Present, and Future Tatjana Thompson 51 RIJnawa)" Anonymous 53 Beauty Jsn't Everything laurl Henard 55
art artist page f:t Denise t-Iessina 22 Paul Arnold 23 Powl Arnold 24 Jod)' Hercer 25 "';imberl y Lovens 26 P~ul Ar'no I d 27 Darren Falterman 28 ~\rtna 8ml th 29 P'lul Arnold 30 Jefof Ben t 1>' 3t Bob Sussm~n 33 P ..-.lJI Arnold 36 S .. rbara BaKer 37 Andrea t1ar I no 38
Linda Riley 38 Paul Arnold 39 C~rmen Ferhm~n 40 Anna Smi th 41 Ke I I)' CroC/han 42 Shawn lew;tlen 42 ['eni':e Nessina 43 P ... ul Arnold 45 Car I a Hark I ewi cz 47 Faul Arnold 48 Cindy Roosevelt 51 Bob SUSSlTr"n 52 JO>'ce Si zemor e 53 Li nda R i I lOY 54 Sandra Se I her 54 "'1~tt Braunstein 54 "Iatt Braunstein 56 P~.u 1 Arnot d 57 Alana Murray 58 ClaUdine Best 58
*CORRECTJON* The poem on page 45 of the third issue of BayShore News and School Review was Incorrectly credited to "The Bum '86". The actual author ~haz". W. apologize for this err·or. n ~POEMS OF PROBLEMS
1 am always there. I listen to your problems and try to
give good solutions to them Q But it is getting out of hand, what started ta be one ended up too many. And now • I have many problems too,but you are not there like r was for you. So I learned my lesson, I will not bother you with my problems. I will just cry out silently, as in writing'poems.
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Schoo! A LATE ROSE Today he brought her roses. He never had before. A silent tear rolled down his cheek onto the jacket that he wore.
He told her he was sorry for things heJd never done. Like walk along the beach with her and watch the setting sun. He never said he loved her or called her on the phone. He never kissed her on the cheeK and said she was his own. He wanted to make up for everything he'd missed. The face he~d never held. The lips he never kissed.
They never shared their problems or went on a date. He wanted to say Al love YOU,u But now it was too late.
He whispered "I'm sorry.D and got down on one Knee. He placed the roses on the grave where he supposed her heart would be.
K.S.P,. '87
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School Reviewl 27 The Challenge
Dedicated to the seven astronauts on the space shuttle Challenger
A tiny 6p&ck ofhopt soaringabav& the birds, above the treesj rising higher Ind high.r and then•••
It was no mONt.
Clouds of doom floated motionless. oblivious to the passing of time And, like the clouds, CUI'" minds froze I forever locked on a vision of horror
Twisted mltal fell to the earth, crlshed into th. ocean And, with the shuttle, our- d.... ams bt.l'st into flames and silently glided to the ground
leia Knight Life is a. game. The Human Race, its pawns. Everyone takes a turn. Some win. Some lose, Never getting a second chance Life is a game. Cheating, an impossibil ity. There are no rules. Everyone is your opponent. S~~ ill, a mu st. Life is a game. Survival of the fittest. Constant struggle. Between man and D~stjny. Life is a game. DCI nClt pass GO. Do not collect $200. Quitting is death. Too high a price-even for. The game of Life.
K.S.P. "87
28 /5~r,ool Review Last Goodbye • The light just reaches Carlisle's camper, My father's light !1l)hines set fast on a nearby knoll awaiting visitors in the rolling night who never came back woodlands of north Georgia, and never would again. a white, gauzy puff The c ar·essi ng the front 1 awn, child .. ·sized windows drive, on this time machine the narrow clay-and-gravel reflect the motor-driven antenna atop the roadway bf~l ow. trailer's eastern end~ its fingers reaching out His house, a trailer double-wide, for company in this lonely plac~ sits nestled into the with no family nearby. graceful slope of a pine-covered mountain, And in the dim morning light an acre or two under the glow of of deep-red rocky soil his night light still i-l11 his own. filtering through new leaves we said goodbye, The light his three legs unsteady falls onto his red-(once green) on the rocky path, wood walls, and spills too the curled little finger on the rising tide of in our hand.hake, green grass lapping the island the fast-moving sad eyes of pumphouse and well 1:\ r" t:..j 1 at i n 9 out back. c "" what c:)ur thi.n speech could not. Real chrome bumpers on the tortured old Ford 'F'. Wi 11 i ngham --"they don't. make 'em lil·::t? they used to"- 4/3/86 reflect his light, and the car, itself a reminder of heartier though less peaceful times, awaits prolonged service on the gravel parkway_
One leg of a worn old lawn chair replaced this April by a loving daughter shines out from under the aluminum roof protecting a plain wooden deck that serves as a platform for entry into a lifetime of countless dreams.
School ReVIew': Z.; January 25 D~dicated to leia Knight
It is time to move on new stages await; a closet full of costumes waiting in the wings
New sets, each hiding behind the old, props,waiting patiently f sit backstage. Many will be used before the curtain 4&116
The show is finished hold its memories near to you and cherish them forever But do not ignore new shows; a chance to perform a new act in thl greatest show of all ... life
A Celebrity
3L'1 '-Schon} Rev 1 ~li.I School Review! 31 FOR YOU
Asylum I'd cross a. burning dessert bar-efoot and without drinK It beginc;. a9ain I'd travel bacK a. million years at dawn, to find the Missing LinK. ascending along I'd follow in your footsteps • a searing tracK to all ends of the world. ~tc:hed deeply I'd Journey down to Ca.iro into tortured faces. . 'till the Sphinx mystery un.furled. I'd climb the highest mountain Niqhtfal.1 forces with just my two bare handa.. a sharper risin9- I'd bra.ve the deepest jungles Wide terrified eves and search the unmapped la.nds. seek but find I'd promise you the moon no re 1 i ef fr'om to "ave all to YOUf'Self. sounds of 9reat a9on~. I'd forget about my pride and put it high upon a s.helf. p ~ L" i 1 t i r, 9h am All of this a.ndmore 2/6/86 I'd do to 11'1 you I VREPEATING ALL ALONE Q All alone I sit and memories keep filling my head of you. First your face, then what you have said to me,and finally all the screaming that came with it. I do not understand why it has to be this way. You hurtlng me ano. I hurting you,everv time we see each others' face. Tears filled my eyes when 1 walked down this hall to where ram sitting.sitting all alone and memories keep filling my head 0 f ~ou" ... > • _ ...... ~ ...... _ ...... ~ ...... l'TWIG U 32 ISct,ool Revie~' School r- 34 i5cr,oo! ffeview Tom finished cleaning up the Ddinner started kissing him once more. miSS' as he callQd it, .and strolled over to No, he thought. it wa, too big to be join her on the couch. - the cat, but nON his mind ~15 fully on Laura, a I'm so 91 ad Cbr i stlMS break is and h. di~i,sed his ill feelings a second finally here,s Laura sighed. D time. ·Yta. irom agreed as he pulled her 'He slowly pushed her over so that to him. Their lips met, gently at first then . Laura lay prone on the sofa, ~en a scre~ of more passiontely- '. terror erupted frCXfl her throat. He hadn't Crash! the chance ·toturn bef·ore he Nas hur lid 'What in the ~ld was that?' Laura across the rOCD. laura screamed agai n as lCG pu 11 ed away. . looked in .the direction of the sofa. PI man II don' t kn .., it CBmt ffoR'l in a bloody Santa Claus outfit stood aver the upstairs ••• it's probably Just the stupid back of the love seat with a knife raised, cat,D ho reached for hlr again- ready to slash Laura's thro_t. There was a ·You should go sae an~ay,· she said, .of) ick of ,the assailant's wrist and seconds with 50mi fear sh~ing in her eyes. later Laura WI' partially dtcapitated. 10m DOkay, I'll be bac~.· was frozen in terror. He watched as the He climbed the stairs mumbling to knife· ""I r!peatedly raised and brought down himself, Dsomething always has to ruin a on Laura's corpse·but he couldn't move. perfect moment, and this time it's the dwnb After a minut! tht ~dcher finisbtd cat!- He reached the top of the stairs Just his gruesCJDe task. The gore-soaked Santa in time to see the cat run frDl his moth.r's slowly turned his head to Nhere T~ was. lying bedroom. Oh no, he thoupt, another broken frozen, to reveal his hideously deformed lamp. He tntered his mom's room and flicked facial features. Then he started to move the light ~itch, not expecting the light to tONard Tom, raising the knife higher as he cent on. The light came on and he saw that approached ••• it .as not the lamp that ~s broken, but INO!1 rather tht large cosmttic mirror over her bureau. Tom sat up in his bid, torn from his DHow could the cat have done that?· horror-filled slumber. His cat still lay he ~ondered, -It looks as jf someone punched next to him. HI sat thlrt panting a, the it.' Just as. hi had spoken .those words a realization that it ~as just a gory feeling of dread and ill-fate came over nightmare. He glancld at the clock, 6:45, him-this hous.e is not safe. The,. ha she'd be here in fifteen minutes. He wiped disregarded those feelings. INo on~ could the ~at fr~ his br~ and ,lowly got up to have ~t ten in the house, and btsi efts J'm not prepare for Laura's arrival. going to ruin this evening!- . He let the cat out then hurriedly sh~ered and started dinner. It was DU was only the cat,· Tan said beginning to snow and he could hear the cat assuredly, DI kicked it f~ you. D at the door squalling to be let in. oGle thanks, now where were WI?· ·Let it frieze.· He said to no ORI, al think I remember ••• • remebering the dream. Ring. Only minutes had passed when Tan's lhtre was the doorbell-shl's here. eyes came slOl.1Jly open. Scmething ranatros5 He ran to the door, and pulled it open the room. He jumped back startled. anxiously. No one was there. DWhat?8 Laura said, looking lNo. This can't be happening. 1 He concerned. 501 anmed the door and dead-bol ted it. ·No. • He stared in the diriction in which He turned around and sank to the floor. ·Why he thought he 5a111 sauthing. The same me, Lord?· fetling of ill-fate had returned. Ring. "Nothing ••• 1 thought I s.scxnethiftg IW jumptd away frma the door and move ••• but ••• • turned to face it. He paused, regaing his She lcokQd in the direction in which composure, and finally reached for the he was staring. al don't see anything, it doorknob. was probably just the cat again.· She -Who i So it?· lit demanded. There was School Revi~w/ 35 no &RINer, only the beM1 ing of the wind. 'litHo?' Nt unbolted the door, succumbing to hts curiosity. Ring. He flung Dp.D the door. There stood, OD th. doDrstep, the hideous santa from his drill, the dtfotmld flCl fOMling a horrifying smi"1t. His left band CDt up. and Tc:xn could stt it he I d the frlA 1y decapttattd head of his girlfriend, Laura, 'her expression was one of their terror., Th. f i Inddropp.ld the, sivered bead and said almottt inaudibly, in a raspin'g voiCt, 'Stltft dreams. ••• • T.. collapsedto the floor, gibbering senwlessy, 'and laughing hysterically. Hip, mind and hfs Laura Mer. both gone. 'With a 'IMaI,' the cat ran'·sbivering into the house, licked TaD'S face, ind headed for it'l food diu" . TtE END 36 /School ReVleu ./ I " j ( ) . \ .., "-W .\~'" ,\~') -. \(\ ..... -." • School ReVlewl 37 .~:' ;.-, It SI.es like Ylsterday I was letting go of my mother's hand, and entlring the world of school. NNI'm ready to graduate and .nt.rtb. world of working. HGrI I wish I could be starting ouer, but the ti., has CCllDf and I must leavt. As everyone iserying and saying thtir list goodbYIs, I'm trying to be the tough one. ButJ~..guess I'll not too tough: bteause, the I$t day of school is cCIQ'J~ng: u'p a~d )'merying nON, Nishing I could go back. . i: ) 38 ISchool Review School Review/ 39 1HE ctlURl If you were the sea. I'd learn to sail. On you 1 dtptnd. To sh~ me all your treasures and dtlight ml to no end. If you wire a paintiAg, I'd study art Iftd 1.lrn VanGogh. I'd visit the Prado everyday so .Y lollt for you could grw. If you ~re the wind, I'd learn to fly. Ind you could bt ray guidt. Finaly you would be be~eath my ~iAg Yft gtntl. It .Y sidt. If you ~tre i tret, I'd lie beneath ift the h.at of I IUllfr's day. I'd listen to you uhisptr as your IliY'S Ind braacbts twaytd. If you wtre IIY love, I'd 1000e YOU so until the .nd of tilt. If YOU wert not, 1 ~ld pursue until your hlart WIS aint. KISIP, '86 I can't believe it-one day we are together and having a great time, as usual, and then it all changed. We were the th~ee musketeers-we all were special-NO ONE was to be singled out or loved more ••• but it happened. I was very hurt-very sad. When you came back you said nothing had to change with us, well things changed with all of us. Did YOU honestly think that could'have been avoided?!? I just wish things didn't have to change. I wasn't prepared. I'm sorry. L.B.G. '87 41l' /School RevielL' fHE WAY I FEEL A flaming light falling from the sky, dedicated tOI Remo A wish for a magical ~Y6tlry ride. Tht air is cold. It feels like a sheet of thin ice, When we met, Dreams from the heart of a paradise. I didn"t know, The gl~ of the loue is all around, if you"d stay, A waterfall of magical colours is found. or if you'd go. And a wishing ~el1 for all the wishes, I I ave you, For dreams and hop.s and all the kisses. vEtry much too, They all comt true. but, you always left me, Soft, green grass to Jay upon, There is no right and no wrong. f •• l ing blue. BlueJays Sing a song for YOU. You used me, I only wish that this place is true. but I didn"t care but to use you, I didn't dare. CHAZ If we meet again, I'll love you more, than I did then. I promise, I'll always care, Too lose you, THE MASQUERADE !"d never dare! He wears a cloak of unconcern KIM darkening as he nears her. She wears a mask of smug content glowing as he passes. Beneath his hat hide memories of long ~orgotten times. some good, some bad None escaping for him to see. The jewels on her gown paint pictures of a s~emingly distant past too painful to look at Held up high. E>'E'S show the pa in J the m~rnor i es, the tru th. He removes the cloak, the hat. She abandons the mask, looks down at her dress ••• ..• and they embrace. K.S.P. "87 School Reviewl 41 Wondering ~.. -.- Sitting in a hot classroom ,.. .. ~ .. I pause and wonder, Words buzz back and forth Whir ling 'round and 'round. Dust rises up. sticking to My throat and face Colors fade and lift settms dull No one notices that I sit ..: ...... ,..- All alone and in the corner• I too could tall< and yell. but still ll To make up a poem is v~ry hard to do, Especially if that certain poem concerns you. I wan t to make it up from m)' hear t , Wi thou t the be I ch i n9 and the .sr~r ts. I don't know why you think I'm weird. Because my hair sticks up in the air? Just take a look down to your feet. A person like you in orange sneeks? When you smile at me, it makes my day. You laugh weird I might say, And all the other things you do. You can't help it because yoU are you. CHAZ 42 /Scnool R@view School Reviewi 43 I see that YOU wonder why I don~t talk to YOU, I just can~t.... I wonder if I did -1 might tell YOU I miss YOu, I don't want YOU to Know that. You would love to know that YOU left a void. I ask around about YOu. J guess a lot of people wonder why I~m so concerned with your 1 ife. I wonder why J~m so concerned about you sometimes. Do yOU even wonder about me? LBG Not-So-F~us Quotes conp i led by: Bob SusSDan ·Surf NlkedD-a drugged out surfer IEvtr~ert YOU 90 there's a critic.I-Bob INo matter where you go, there you are.D-Buckarro Banzai IHty, there's somtthing supernatural going on around hert.l-the radio ·Oying is easy, telling jokes is hard.l-someone lIt's too bad Iht ~'t liv~. Then again, who does.?I-a blade runner II've lost my youthful idoli~.D~il0 Bloom -My way 04 life is play hard, live fast, and have clean underwear. I-Dau id Adi son IAlllwant is. for iffY country is. to lout me as much as I love my country!!·-John Rambo lNuke 'rm til they glow, I-Ronald Reagan AHow to fly: Thr~ yourself at the ground and miss.·~thur Dent IDon't panicl-the book IJ'm all for crucifixion!! Nail'~ up, I say!! Nail sam, sense into thtm!!'-crucifixion supporter 'Eat right, diet, and exercise and you di. an~ay.'-Richard Simmons 'Slink and you'r, mine.I-Sonny Croct,t IWhat's the point?!?a~ax Headroom gl don't want to sound negative, but NO!'~ike the cool person IOH WOW! HEAUV! HEAVY!!8-ne il th, Hippy 'n,il, your bedroom is on fir,!I-Rik and Vivian IWon't the floor get sticky?'-Rik talking to Vivan lit's a video na5ty!~·~ivian talking to Rik IJ'm glad Rik and Vivian told me my bedroom was on fire or J might haue gone to bed and burned to death in my sleep.~-neil the Hippy l IParty Naked. - a dru99pd out party creature ICharacter is what you give in the dark.'-John Warfen I)f I ever had to fight a dragon, I would think of it frOl his point of view. I-a hippy knight of the 5quare table . -Blood is thicker than water, so beware of thick relativfs.I-Groo 44 !Sc~ool ReVIew School Review,4'=. Hi Amiga. How we became friends, I don~t know why? Two different people, side by side. I 1 ike to make poems and I also dance. 1 know that you don't even stand a chance. You like to play sports, 1 ike soccer and running. And I think that they are totally boring. Music is the only thing that keeps us together. And let's keep our friendship forever and ever. lh. Flame The flame flick.r£ in the wind 5IIoke rises to the sky My hoos. is being des.troy,d by the flame the fllme swirls around memories of th, past in my roan My ch i 1dhood is be i ng dtstroy.d by the flame In the fl., 1 see a person dancing in th, light that person is IIti I artl be i n9 destror,d by the flame Leia Knight -FEELING LWE- 1'm afrai d now, to ta 1k to you, more than you wi 11 ever know. I t used to bt C ou 1d tal k to you wit h ou t an y p r ob 1ems, bu t n ow ~h a t J say comes out all wrong. 1 get nervous and wonder am I looking just right. ] guess, that] am feel ing love. -Twig- 46 /Sc";Qo} Review CARLA 4, I 1.#0' • • • ", ',.I .. .<:,/"",,:,L'. .', .. '. ,:: ~:.""'~\"'.:~ ,;'.:.~,:' ".", ", •• I~'I , " • .' L ~: • , , • • ,. _ f •• ~' T~-H;: RE \ 5 NO ~vB5T~-ru if: ) School Revlew! 47 Chapttt 2 It was an afternoon that I'll neuer forget. 1 came hODe from s.chool in my us.ual Nay. I walked in our side door, e-xpectiog to gtt a friendly greeting from my dog and to see my mom walk out of the kitchen with a gla" of tea. Somtthing was diff,rent, ) could senSi it. Hom CInI ouer to me, crying. I could tell that she had calmed down for my arrival from school. I walked a bit further. Dad was on the couch. He just sat there as if he didn't know what to say. They both called., over to th~ couch. 'Your father has somtthing to say,' Han said. I looked at him. II haue to be honest with you.' There was. a pause. 'Tell her,' HOm said. Dad took my hand, 'Baby, I've had an affair.' NUmbDtss.. I heard no more about it fran Dad. Tears just burst out of my eyes. I couldn't stop crying. Hom looked at lilt with a look that .Hed my nudmess. '00 you understand?' she asked. -I think 50,' I said. My mind Nandered off again. "C* could he do this to us? Our family has always been so close. Hom and Dad havt been married for tNenty years. Numbness ••• A lot has happened since then. I've grown up since thin, phYlical1y, but more emotionally. That kind of shock changes you. Mom and Dad have pot off gttting a diuorce until they're 'rational.' Will, tomorr~ is the beginning of the end. Hom and I are mouing into an Ipart~nt. Dad's moving into a place cloitr to his worK. The one thing 1 haue to lean on has fallen to pieces. The feeling is so strangt. This is my last night in my only house 1 relJlllDblr, ai a family. The house has been sold. Boxes are euerywhere, full of clothe~, book~, mtmorie~. I'm in bid, taking in this end of an era. I suddenly can remember so much about this room. This endless nights and friends and HlV. All the feelin9~, why must it end? As 1 drift off to sle.p, I can hear my TV being turned off by Han. I feel her brush lIAr the hars frcn Ity cheek,. -Good night baby,' she says softly, 'we'te going to do all right.- Buzz!!! Suddenly, for a brief mOltnt I can't remember what's happening. Reality. I roll ouer. The ~over will be here soon. I quickly gtt drtsStd, tht~ing my night clothes in a plastic bag to tlke with me. Within hours, the movlrs have taken everything. Thl last load is going now. HOm and) get into the car slowly. J'm crying, but not because of the horrid memories. I'm crying because of the ending. Dad comes ouer to my car door to shut it. 'Goodbye. Call me when YOU get settled in. Uh ••• how about lunch next Tuesday? he asked, trying to kill the sorrow oi the ~nt. -. loue YOU. J'm so sorry for putting you through this. I want ••• • I shut the car door and gavi Hom the signal to stlrt the Cit. J looktd straight ahead ai WI pulled away. 1 can't euen look batk. Goodbye, house. Goodbye, neighbors.. Goodbye, innocence. Goodbye, happiness. 48 lSchoQI Rev!ew "STARING CRAZILY" Why do YOU sta~e at me so? So that when I looK at you, I go c~azy wonde~ing what you are thinKing about. Are you mad at me? I~ve done nothing to you. A~e you in love with me? I/ve done nothing to cause this. Or are you just a daydream? I will never know. ANSWER ME!! L..Jhy do yOU stare a t me :.o? ~ ! IITwigl. To Slay a D.... agon Onc& a knight in shining armor was I, So brave, strong, and young. With my looks as fresh and handsome as a flower, I was gallant with the ladies. Upon a swift whit& steed I rode. My sword, encrusted with b .... ill iant jewels, hung in a sheath beneath my belt. The cape I wo .... e, of the utmost craftrnanship. Each joust I won with ease. I've rescued damsels in distress, and l'v9 slain dragons as fierce as a summer sun. I have fought for my king, my country, and for my heart. But, alas, it is different now/ An outcast among men-the brave, ~he strong, and the young I sit and watch from afar as they win jousts and rescue fair maidens. My armor is now rusty and tarnished, My steed, old and lame. My sword no longer has j ewe 1 s nor- ism)' cape freoe fr'om teoars. My shield is old and scarred as is my soul. No longer do I fight for my country. No longer do I rescue ladies so fai ..... But, there .is onela.$t dragorl that I must slay. He is most powerful,' but most conquer·ed. He is the serpent who breathes the fire of 1 ife into my body . . And now he must be s 1 a in .•• ••• for l am old. K.S.P. '86 Two Number's dedicated to: Bobbie Rom~ngnlno Past, Present, and Future Who would ever think t '",:d :\-';0 r·Jumbl? r·~. C ~u 'SI?' ~.IJ C h p:o. I r, .•.. There are the stars, the moon, Who could ~uer guess and yet there is the universe. what Two Numbers stand to gaIn? 1 look around and I see f 1 OINers, I sme 1 1 t h Eo air, an d I t ou c h TI ... IO NIJmber's .:Ar~ a. s),mbol the earth. bacK~d by blu~ and gold. In my mind there is peace Two Numbers are prote(~ion but in this place that I that make the w~arer bold. exist there is not. Yesterday, what did 1 do? I rwo Numbers mean so much cannot r-emember. but two people matter more. Today, I sit and think. What Two f'·lumbers ar'e two number,=". sha 11 1 be? Only that and nothing morp. Bu t tomor-r'ow--l see bloodshed, I smell death, and I touch th~ Tl.lle- Nljmb~r's ma.Ke it sa f~ sand. There is silence. t (I ~tl ~:-.' thE' 1 itt 1 e game. 8ec~u~~ lwo Numbers always w~n Tatjana Thompson and Two Numbers aren't to blame. "88 K.S.P. '87 - .. ..,.,~ 52 IScnoo ~ 0 . . .. ,~ev l~tll Runaway The day was warm and bright. but with a touch 04 winter in the air. As she climbed on her bike. dry leaves scattered across the pavem.nt. Th. houSit she left behind stood bl~ak in the ye110w light of fall. Snow would never fall, she thought. She blftw a looSf' lock of hair from her fac. as her biKe began rolling. Reaching the end of the driveway, she braced herself for the long trip aheAd. She might not make it. but her determination ran fast and deep. If she didn't make itt she would die trying. It was the fourth day oi her ~y. The savage gleam in her eye, never dulling. The hair that she so carelessly blew from her face now hung matted and strings against her scalp. H~r legs and body were covered with days of sweat and mud. She grimaced, wishing that she hid 'limit to bathe Of' at least wash her faci. She almost felt that her spirit and vigor were trapped by the coat of grime. On the sbcth diY, her legs b&gan tearing down years of built up muscle. Her arms were bent, even when relaxed, and her hands were talons, locked into a permanant grip upon the handlebars. She was • past caring about her filth, and her hair blew into her face unnoticed. ThR faint burn on h~r face was the rewlt of six steady da.ys of sun, wind, and increasing cold. The sky held the promise of snow. She glanced up at the thicKening sky. The sight scare-d her. Snow would ruin her plan, a plan that had taken months to work out, a plan she had staked her IH~ on. She shivlred, not just from the cold. She wasn't prepared, not for such a strenuous mission. She was falling apart, losing ground to insatiable elements. Her strength was dying. 1t was the seventh day. Her body lay mangled, bleeding a dark stain on the new pavement. The bike lay there. with one wheel spiming. The truck stood silent on the curb, the driver fled. Snow fell gently from the sky, a final defiance Anonymous 54 /Scnool R~view DBeauty Isn't Everything~ __------__------__-m __ ~ ______ by: Lau~i Mena~d '87 A woman's face sometimes can be a terrible thing. There is beau ty :i n a woman's face; love can 1 i e in the deep v i bran t eyes j the full red mouth may hold tenderness and compassion. But a woman's face which can be all things to all men can also be the face of evil incarnate. Satan can hide behind the fair-skinned facade of a waman's beauty. The story shall now begin, of a tale in which a woman who is the loveliest woman that ever lived. I have created her in all the possible ways. Her name is Astra Vale. Astra Vale was not always lovely. Indeed--in the 1 ittle village of Jnnisfree, a green jewel set down in the b~eathtaking hills of Ireland, no child was born uglier. Her little face was gnarled and crooked, her lips overly thick. She was not a pretty baby at all. Her sainted mother crossed herself fearfully and made pilgrimages to the church beyond the hill and p~ayed to God to set her child aright. For the first years of her life, no one ever set eyes upon Astra Vale. Her widowed mother was too ashamed to show her ugly offsp~in9 to her friends. One windy day, Ast~a Vale, age eleven, sc~pered into the heather in search of a lost ball. There she met the silent man who led her to a dark cave and invoked tht p~ers of darkness over her. The child was awed and when the dark stranger disappeared and Astra returned home, her mother almost collapsed at 'the sight of her. For a glow surrounded her child. And the gnarled, twisted face was a thing of the of the past. Astra Vale ~as now serenely beautiful--great majesty gl~ed on the little face. Mother Vale crossed herself--her prayers had been answered, or were they? And from that day ~orward, Astra Vale's beauty became almost legendary in the town of Innisfree. For miles around, she was the celebrated girl of that part of the country. The years flew by and the vibrant, lush magnificence of Astra Vale's face k~pt pace with InnisfreeJs history. And one day, she was eighteen and at least fifteen men would have gladly ~um the channel just for a look from her. But nature took its normal course and Astra Vale lost her heart to Tom Reilly. The wedding day was a big one--a roaring, noiSY, happy occasion for everybody. And Tom Reilly and Astra Vale tripped happily to the little cottage that Tom had built with his own hands in the valley. All lnnis~ree waited for the fine line of offspring their union would bring forth. But history, fatal history, repeats itself. One night. almost a year later, Astra bore Tom Reilly a son. A frightening terrible, hideous son, and her anguished screams filled the cottag.. And when Tom and tht midwife had quitted her down and taken the baby from the room, Astra fell into a troubled sleep. But she awoke soon to the sound of logs crack) ing on the fireplace--and the dark stranger was standing in the center of the room. Astra recognized him immediately from her childhood memories of the windy afternoon long ago. And when she asked the stranger what he wanted, his mocking an~er brought forth her worst fears and suspicions ••• -I gave you beauty,· the stranger said, nUnforgettable beauty for School Review! 55 the price of bringing SatanJs child into the world. And YOU cannot break your bargain.- With that, the stranger vanished in a cloud of sulphur and fire. And Ast~a Vale lay terrified in bed all through the night, pondering and torturing herself for a solution. And when d~n poked through the windows, she knew what she had to do. Carefully she got out of bed, walked over to the mirror on the w~ll and stared at herself. She saw the gleaming wonder and b.auty that was the face of Astra Vale. Then closing her eyes, she picked up her sewing shears and steeling herself, drew the sharp points into her own face over and over again. The End .-----..~----\ .. , ,t." t' .". ". 56 ;Sc~ooj Review DoC'..\OR By: Don DeMott There ''Jere On Saturday several April nineteenth, categories from held at Palma elementary Sola Bay, was the school, mi ddh Plastic Boat school, high Regatta which is school, and above. The races part o~ the DeSoto were held in Ce lebrat ion. heats by the There were over ages. The seventy-five entries would entries and race and at the fifteen hundred end the winners people came to frOO'l -e.\ e·,V',~... ta,..y school to high watch the~·e boats race. school ages raced The Regatta to get the was sponsored by overd.ll wi nner. Welcraft and Then the 0) der a· Marine Outlet. ge classes raced Welcraft took to find the this event ~ery ouerall winner. ser i (.us' y by having twenty to twenty-five entries. They had entries .-~ ...... ~....;.;;::.. that resembeled .. ~~ their scarab and sailboats. Bayshore Newsi :.~ As this ~(hool year draw~ to a clo~~, you might be wondering about who will be ~ittin9 in your seat. You might wonder who might be the next to hear Mr. Savage say,"} don't BElEEVE it!D or Mr. Willingham say,DOutstanding!" Perhaps, rather than thinking ahead, you/re thinKing back to your days in elementary ~chool. You're remembering tho~e WONDERFUL Dick and Jane books. Tho~e days were so carefr·pe, no research papers, no AP exams, no detentions. Or were they?? Harch wa~ "Husic Appreciation Honthl and Mrs. Jane Stewart, music teacher at Daughtrey Elementary School,decided to hold a Dname the songl contest. Once a week. Hrs stewart played a well-known song over the intercom on the morning announcements. The students were then given the opportunity to write down the hime of the song. One morning, Mrs. stewart played QThe lED star Spangled Banner n for the kids. Simplicity itseli, right? WRONG~ ~!' Wh~n she received the· responses, she discovered that the students. nuded 500le seriou!:. review, Some of these response~ became the talk of the s.chocil for one reason or an(\th~r. These students were closer than most: IThe Stars of Hagle Banner' UThe Star Spander Bander D THE 'The star Spanker" "Star Bingo Banner' (Hint: sound these out!) "Housay Can You See" aD ~ay Doasby, The Early"?????? "Bonser lee Light"* Thes~ kid~ werp on thp right track: p~[3E[Jns ... ·Nasnal nanthum· By: Shprry St~wart INainal LantamD 60 IBayshore News OOPS! Right idea; Wrong tune! ·We Wish You America D I LED THE DAmarker SWett Labrerte· PIGEONS TO 'Tbe ADser is Amrciac' THE FLAG OF DMy Country Thisfy· THE UNITED, -My Gontree Tis Of BeD SI~TES OF II Plage The Ealich l AMERICA gStachu of LibrertyD .IAamara i~ ButfulDI Now you have to think about that one : D AND TO THE abu-t-ful • How's a third arader supposed to understand that Dbeautiful ' is PUBLIC pronounced the way it is???? FOR RICHARD· What's this? You're in the WRONG season! STANDS -Easter is here agin- lBuy He A Little Pony'??? Has anyone ever heard THAT before? On behalf of the Classes of '93 '94 '95, '96, and '97, I hope you enjoyed this a~ much as I enjoyed sorting through it • ...... - __ ... i!£!Z .. \...... _~~ - ., ONE NATION~ UNDER GOD: INVISIBLE. ! WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! HUMOR AND SATIRE At the graduation ceremony we don't reCezV& our diploma. We ge t a t.'Jor th 1 ess scroll of paper. 62 IBayshore New: Even after we graduate, we still have no rights - lJ·Je c an ~ t even throw·our caps in the or- can we?! 9R(9WIN9 PfiIN!i HOW TO CHOOSE ACAREER For YOU seniors the year is almost ouer. For all the underclassmen, it is time to dec i de what courses you wi 11 take in p1 ann i n9 for the future. How will you choose your carter? Host schools provide counselors that are there to give you advice on what road would be best for YOU to take. They all encourage you to take full advantage of your required schoo) years and to complete them. Education is a must in finding a place in the working world. Anyone who does not make the best of learning in his school years will not be very high in the competition when it cames to getting a job. Dropping out of school will also hinder your SUCCISS in getting a job. Dropout rates are going up, and so are the standards for the working force which makes the competition eYIn more difficult. Counselors often 4eel a -bigher education D is the answer to make it in this IIOdern world. But uni versHy educat i on is not always needed to accomplish great things • state~n and author Sir Winston Churchill had no technical university education. lb.re are many other choi ces for thoSt of you who choose to be different. A clostr look at the job Charket indicates that a higher education is not necessarily the best avenUf to a good job. HaRY, even with university degrees are finding it hard to find jobs and are often OVER qualified for well-paying jobs. Today, 4 out of 5 jobs do not require a hightr education, and a degree ~ay be a handicap rather than a help. In many fields. college, are turni.ng out more graduates than there are jobs. Consult those who know you weI. and who h~ve your best interests at heart when looking for advice on chOOSing a career. A djscu5sion with such a person may help point YOU in the direction for which you may be able to find a successful career. Many young people have decided against long-term schooling because of the uncertainty of tht future. Also. too. the advance of technology may make training in a certain field obsolete. Think about your future. Use your high school years to take courses that wi 11 he 1p you to develop useful skills n~ and that will make fi nding a job easi Ir • . Have YOU ex_i ned the courses the school offers and h~ they might aid you in training for a certain field? ConSider, too, the option of vocational programs that are in conjuction with the school progr~s which offer such practical courses as mechanics, computer programming, plumbing, and other beneficial courses that ~ld be of help in letting you choose a career that is right for you. With careful planning YOU can choose a career that will make your future a secure one and one that you will be happy with. By: Adrienne Moning' ~@ 'irr.• filii •• GIG l• By: Laura Pearce ... The production of Clos~ • •• _§ 1 a.~. .i.E!..9._li.~.:;i~lle sis t h eo EJl.~qlJ n t e r ':'. I.J..I a ,:. so sh r- au de din only-American film to have its ~.t:'c.r-ec>' th·at one da.;: it=:o IJJr' iter· sound eff~cts censofed in and director~ steven Spielburg. t h I? .-:t t r' i cal r· e 1 .::. .:'. :; e ? I r. 1 975 , was refused admittance after he Spanish authorities removed the f..\Jent to I..'Jor·k: 1•••• lithclut his II g;;c. ,:. t r' CI n clm i I::: a 1 n 0 i s eo s .. f r' om the ·;,.ecur i ty b-e..dge? bean-eating scene. . ... Author Mario Puzo sold the til m r' i gh t =:. t CI Jh~..§.p'~.:i£~ t h e..c. to Paramount studios for only $ 35 ~ nIjG? • • • 0 nth e so tJ rl d t rae k 0 f 6il..L ... Coors was the beer used in 1.... Jh i ch Way ·Y92d_Ca.fu. C1 in t t 1"1 e mCII.) i e Srn.p ~~ e y and t h t? Eastwood teamed up with Ra) 8a.nd it? It 1,.·• .Ia.:· al SCI the Ch:~.r·les. tc: ·...;.:n9 thE' sClng~ favorite brew of E.T. as ~een 11 E: e e r· s To \. 0 IJ II ? i~ one of the most memorable scenes of the same movie. 66 IBayshore News ..• ;ne giant mechanical shark • • • T h ~ mOl.) i e BJ.s· p 1 a. f. e 10..1 ~ ~ : nth e J a.I).J =- t r' i log ::.' IT! .c" :j (. for' IJ n de r '$~: mil 1 i CI rl ~ y' e ~ (~icknamed "Bruce"), cost $2 it grossed twice that in its f1;; i 1 i clrr? fjrst five days of release? ••• Al though TJ~€' Sound (If t"l u :. i C l/.. 1 .~. =: a. n Am eo r' i c a. n f e .:c. t u r' e film, its cast was almost entirel} British? ... The f i 1IT! Amer' i can Gr .~I.+il.1i .•• The mOl.. ' i e ~:~r·a.rne: v:'...... spawned the careers of Richard tJ::"'W'1 p r.:. I"'J ;:-,.~. b a. ;:. eo don thE' DreYfuss~ Cindy Will iams, Ron b t? :. t .::.. ell i q 9 n CII.,' Eo 1 b)' A v eo r' )' Howard, Paul Le Mat, Candy Corman, which itself was based Clar~, MacKenzie Phillips, upon the real divorce of' Fred Suzanne Somers, and George l ... rhe movie E.T. Th~ E >:. t r' ."3. !: ~ r r' t' .:.. t r' i .::1. t b r' Ct k e a. 1 1 box-office records by th? fall of 1982; becoming the number on e, top gr' 0:·":· i n 9 f i 1 m cd all time? It sold a record $169 rn ill ion i n t I :: k E.' t:;. ; \I : t '~. fir ~ t '::1':' d.::;.·:-. () -f r' E ~ '= :'1. '~. E: • ... Dustin Hoffman tooK • • . p ~. r' ts 0 of ~:!.Q.§' r' IT! ~ .•!l_!..l 1.·•. 1 e r' i:· three-and-a-half hours Eoveryd~/ fi lmed simul taneouslY wi th to prepare for his role as §.k1 ~L.!T.L.:u:!....J 2 Dorothy Michaels in Tootsie? Source: Box Office Champions copyright 1984 Bayshore News/ 67 8y: Kaylrigh Charley sighed. This was not turning nDonii 1001< the typetll she -finished for out to be one of her better weeks. StucK in him. medieval Ireland with a wimpy know-it-all io Harold waited for her to continuet or at -find a King and some leprechauns. "Really ,I least for her to insult him again, but she she thought. "what else can happen?'1 didn't say anything. He took a closer look Having resigned herseH to the fact that 4l.t her ~.S they strode into the forest. she was going to be here in Ireland for a looking as though they had a specific while at least, she set herself to the task destina tionf while in fact only wandering. of figuring out What To Do Next. She took a He was siill wondering about her when he siep "award, and after nearly tripping over walked into the tree. Harold. she decided she ought to rouse him to Charley sighed. "Will you watch where conciousness afore'n someone else did him you'regoing?" she pleaded. worse. AWhere are we going, and maybe 1'l) A-fore'n? watch," he snapped, no longer intrigued by Charley shook her head. CIYou read too her apparent - dare he say it - Knowledge, as much,u she murmured aloud. IIHarold. get up,,' by the pain in his head. she said impatiently. He didn't stir. "1 "We're going to find a leprechaun,u she haven't got all day, you know." she said matter-of-factly. Never mind that they continued. He still didn't move. "What is x weren't supposed to exist. equals negative b plus or minus the square "That's crazy," Harold said. "Everyone root of b squared minus four a c all over two knows they don't exist." a?CI II Not everyone has been recently told by liThe quadratic formula, very basic God to find them and help out an Irish l what did the quadratic -formula have to do II Fire?lI Charley said. "leprechauns with it? don/t breathe fire.1I "Hey,1I he said, calling after her. "Oh,1I Harold said. "I I 68 iB~~shore News to him. "Do you drink?u sh~ asked. IIShut up and do as you're told!n Charley "DrinK what?" he asked. said. The leprechaun stopped squirming. "liquor.1I she sighed. He was supposed aNow, do we or do we not have three wishes?" to be intelligent? .1 Really t must you be so rough on the "Of cour~ not!" he cried indignantly. poor thing?" Harold said. UWhy, the very idea! It's horrible, it "Harold." Charley began in exasperation, messes up your mind, you can't thinl<, walk, lido you want to go home'?" or talk .straight, and besides it's NOT RIGHT! IIWhat are you talking about? You know Just because you indulge in the habit doesn't He won't stand for - oh, I see," mean the rest of the world agrees witrh you. Harold said, finally understanding what My mother always told me ••• " Harold kept Charley was driving at. PI wish ...tI he talking but Charley woulddn't listen. began.. "I didn't ask for an AA pamphlet. I IIDon/t say anything yet!" Charley asked if you drank. a yelled .. "Why?" he asked. II Aye," the leprechaun added. "Or 1 may "Because," she began, weary of having to not give ye your wishes." explain everything to him, "there's no easier "Don't play games with me, vermin,M way to catch a leprechaun than with alcohol. Charley threatened. She wanted to go home. We should try to find some." and may God strike her down if she didn't "Where are we going to do that? We are make it. tlJust give us our wishes.1I in a forest in the middle of ancient IIlook!1I the leprechaun said, pointing up Ireland." into the trees. "Didn't He say something about a king?1I "Where?" Harold said, following the she asKed. leprechauns finger. Charley was not so "Ves," Harold answerltd. ignorant. aWell. let's go.n She stood up and took "Cute, but 1 know your tricks. Look, a step in one direction, then changed to 1111 make a deal with you. You be very another. cooperative and I'll wish you an unlimited "Do you know where you're going," Harold supply of ale .. 11 asked, following her nonetheless. The leprechaun's. eyes brightened and he liTo find a castl@, and the ale therein.1I nodded vigorously. "How did you learn so She was suddenly startled by an object on her much about leprechauns?" Harold asl Bayshore News I 69 For the first time in several minutes. miss ye. Aye. O'Hara is gOln' to miss you Harold managed to speak. "Charley. why don't two very much. you ask him to send us... 11 Ji'are ...far ...fawel ...Goodbye." And with that II 'Aye, 'arold,me friend, you are a Harold and Charley found themselves on the thinkin' min,' "Charley answered. imitating same sireet comer. 11 had seemed ages since the leprechaun. III was about to do just Charley had last seen it. She started to that!U search for ...II Oh,NO!1I The leprechaun called to them from the "What's the matter?" Harold had started ground,where already he had drained four kegs to walk away, but at Charley's voice, he of his endless supply of Alita Are ye quite stopped. uThis is the right city. isn't it?1I sure that ye won't join me in a keg or two~' Charley looked at him and sighed. III 'Tis truly quite magnif ••• magrnoif ... didn't get a chance to use my third wish!" ~. 1I mag ••• 'Tis truly fine ale. ~ "0.1<. O'Hara .. listen up. ') wish that I, Charley, and my companion here, Harold, wish to bll'@turned to cur own city, to the exact place where we were originally taken from.' II nOh, must ye go? This be true, that T'll 70 IBayshore News YEARBOOK SPECIAL FEATURES OF YOUR HERFF JONES BOOK 4-COLOR COVER 9 PAGES OF SPOT COLOR 47 PAGES OF FULL COLOR FULL COLOR SENIOR SECTION MORE SOLD THAN EVER BEFORE!!!! • . . . , . , • . .. ;;:-;-;-.....- .~ ",.''-;- .. " . . '.'.'::, ...... f. • • '.'