The Glenville Mercury Number 12 Glenville Sta te College, Glenville, West Virginia Wednesday, November II, 1981 FAO Committees Released The Glenville State Faculty- Bennett (A lt.). Gary Gillespie, Edward Gra- Administrative Organization The Athletic Committee ham, Nasia Pavlidies, Chuck deals with developing academ, approves the athletic poit- Julian, Diane Bach, Bill Sza- ic policies, admission stand- cies, atheletic awards, and bo, Debbie Dean, Randy ards and all matters that any unusual arrangements Lewis, Kelly Ford, Martha come within the purview of for home or away-from-home Hickman, Jeff Borah (Alt.). the faculty and the college athletic eve.nts. ~~mbers Curricufum Committee re- administration. are Jesse Lilly, wilitam Os- views, studies, and approves The Academic A ffairs borne, V irginia Hays, Kermit all courses and programs Committee is concerned with Kinder, Robert Gainer, Ran- offered by the college. It the admission to Glenville dy Anderson, Steve Gandee, establishes standards and re­ State. It also deals With pro- Pam Minigh, Angel Goddard, quirements for graduation. bation, at tendance, and all Cheryl Keenan (Alt.), and Members are L owell Peter- matters that effect the aca- Ronnie Wright (Alt.). son, Gary Adkins,) ohn Chis- demic performance of all The Building and Grounds ler, Bruce Flack, Garv Gil- students. Members are Lo- Committee surveys, studies, lespie, Edwin Grafton: James well Peterson, Mack Samples, and projects the needs of the Meads, Tim Carney, Ernest James Meads,. J.oe Evans, apJ>earance and maintenance Smith, Virginia West, John Photo by Smith Dolores Mysitwlec, John of present buildings and Hymes, Raymond Jones, Mil- Mrs. Cinda Echard assists President Simmons as he cuts the ribbon to Brooks, Jerry Milliken, Dena grounds. It also formulates dred Disko, Larry Keaton, open the new Campus Co-op on November 3. Mrs. Echard is the in- D~nlap, Annetta Hadd

!QLPIONEERSJ Greek News I\XA nrM SHRUB Lambda Chi Alpha and Sigma Pi Gamma Mu will hold their next a bow and arrow. The brothers would Sigma Sigma are sponsoring a Toga monthly meeting, Wednesday, Novem­ like to wish all the students at GSC an early good luck on the up coming SMASHING Party on Thursday, November 12 in ber 11 at 6: 15 p.m. in the Wesley the reception room beside the Wagon FoundatiolL Everyone is welcome to gun season for deer. We would like to attend. congratulate the brothers who are CONTEST Wheel restaurant downtowlL Tickcts 1:1: 1: are $2.50 at the door and no one members of the GSC Football Team. The Delta Alpha Chapter of Sigma PRIZES /1I1ARDED: will be admitted without their Toga. We wish the entire football team good Sigma Sigma Sorority held a formal FASHST Starting time is 8:30, so get 'wrapped, luck against Tech this weekend. ceremonial business meeting on Mon­ MOST COMPLfTE come down and get ripped! Theta Xi's are still behind you. day, November 9, in the ground floor MOST OUT-OF-THf.\"IAY There will be a .party in the ball­ 6.Z lou nge of Pickens Hall. MOST ORIGINAL room Wednesday, November 11 from A formal meeting of tbe Delta 8EST STYLE The sisters would like to remind 8: 30 - 10: 30. It is sponsored by the Zeta Sorority was held at the sorori­ everyone of tJie Toga Party we are Ladies of the White Rose, with kegs ty house on Monday, October 9. co-sponsoring with the Lambda Chi's of refreshments and live entertain­ Pledge of the week goes to Donita on ll1Ursday, November 12. Further ment provided. Cox for scoring the highest grade on details will be posted on posters a- Awards this week are A-H - Gary her National test cross campus. "Lou Grant" Ross, WINO - Flintus Clean Room went to Judy Devers Sisters are reminded to be at the Flairus, POW - Jack Kalamar, KCUF - and Pig Pen was awarded to Tina Hel­ Trinity Methodist Church at 4:00 on Gary "Just an all-around good .guy" mick. Friday. The initiation covered dish Ross. Smd) Tunle went to Lora Park, dinner will begin at 4:30. SSSO and Wilted Rose was not given out. Thanks to all sisters who went to The Student Social Service Organi­ Remember the ham, soupbcaJ\, visit Grandma Williams last week. zation recently held their November and cornbread dinner which will te Special thanks to Grandma for her meeting with Lynda Luikart presiding. held on Wednesday' a11c''''''\'IS,'''' hospitality. Destruction, A New Fad The organization decided to sponsor Good luck to the Pio;)eers Ii,is Our warmest congratulations to weekend. Have you noticed what has been happening to the appearance of the GSC the blood drive, to be held December the GSC Cross County team for Kf>.n. campus lately? To put it plain and simple·-desrrnction has set in. 14. Anyone interested in working their performance at Fairmont last Congratulations goes to Hitoski The Mercury received a letter last week with information concerning the dam· with the dirve, contact Lynda Luikart weekend in qualifying for the na-' Matsuyama who won the "Little Pio­ age done to several trees and shrubs on campus and particularly in the region or Kim Barber. tional meet In Kenosha, 'Wisconsin. neer." Also, a big thanks goes to all around Louis Bennett HalL But before anyone can get to the area to notice The ice cream party will be held Special congrats to Sigma Sweet­ the members who helped seU tickets. the plants, they must tip toe softly over the broken bottles scattered on the Thursday, November 19 at 7:00 p.m. heart, Steve Keenan, and Sigma A Kappa Delta Pi meeting will be front walk. in the Pizza Shop. All members are Big Brother, Larr> Taylor. Con­ held this Thursday in the cafeteria at As students of Glenville State Col/ege, shouldn't we take pride in the welcome to a tteml. gratulations to the volleyball team, 7:00 p.m. All members are urged to appearance of our col/ege? After all, the horticulture classes of the forestry The election of officers were held. especially Sister Sue Bennett, on come and help make plans for intiti~ department, along with maintenance personnel, have devoted many hours to· The 1982 officers are: Cr:rig Parker, their performance in tI.e confcrence tion of new members. Plus, we will ward making our campus impressionable. In the past, visitors to GSC have President; John Beaudry, Vice-Presi­ tourney last weekend. Goo,' luc, to be having ice cream at the meetino noticed the cleanliness of our campus. Why not keep it that way? dent; SusaI} Ca tes, Secre tary; and the forensics team and the r ·tl'all Good Luck Pioneer's this week:nd. There is not" i,w wrong with having a little fun, but when it involves the Cindy"Cyrus'Vance, Treasurer. Con­ team in action this week.end. cf>BA destruction of properry, things always get out of hand. So stop a friend who gra tulations! e:=: At the Nov. 5 meeting of Phi grabs a tree limb or throw those bottles in the nearest trash can. Let's do our Craig Parker annoullced that the Beta Lambda the Kit-n-Kaboodle Wesley Foundation is haVing a Thanks­ The Theta Xi Fraternity held their part to keep GSC looking good. drive officially begalL The drive will giving Dinner, Thursday, November weekly meeting Monday, Nov. 9. end Nov. 30 and the top salesman Michele Brnce 19, and anyone interested in attend· Preparations were made for theta girl pledges to become theta girls. will receive a radio headset. Any ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!ingShOUldcontacthim. member that has not picked up a The next business meeting will be Little Sis's were discussed and de­ kit please contact Rolanna Coberly Editor's note: Wednesday, December 2, at 3:00 p.m. cided OlL And let me teU you, it or Jeff Borah. The next meeting will TI~t" an increase in letters to the editor arriving into the Mercury office, in Room 105 PC. was a hard choice with as many some ".? licies need to be reviewed. 77le following objectives are stated in TKE super nice and good looking girls we be Nov. 19 at 4.30 in room 101 AB. The Glel/ville Mercury by·la ws: have. Plans were talked about for Ladies 1. Letters to the editor may be submitted by studen tS,staff members, reo The fraters of the Iota-Omega Chap­ a house party with theta gi:rls and Our most sincere apologlcs to our porters, administration, faclllry, or al/yone connected with the college com· ter of Tau Kappa Epsilon have just pledges. We would like to congratu­ new Ladies, Kim Lake and Andrea munity. completed their 2nd Annual 7-man late two brothers on their deer kills Newhouse, for the fact that their 2 All letters, if submitted, will be printed at the discretion of the editor flag football tournament. We would last Wednesday. John Altizer for names were left ou t of the list in last and advisor. like to congratulate the Alcoholics killing a spike buck and John Kocher week's paper. Congratulations, la­ 3. All letters must I,ave a signature when submitted to the editor. An an· on their victory. The team was com­ on his doe. Both were killed with dies! onymous name can be Ilsed for printing purpose!, however. posed of Keith Underwood, John HUll­ ley, Kreig Sayre, Gordie Delaat, Kevin Johnson, Rick Murray, Mike pzczol­ Apologies Extended THE GLENVILLE MERCURY kowski, Sam Curia, and Wayne Huff­ I would like to apologize for my big-headedness in last weeks (USPS 220040) letter to the editor. In speaking for the whole fraternity, I made mall Trophies were awarded at the The Student Newspaper some remarks that were the spark of a good deal of controversy. conclusion of the event Phone 462-7361, Ext.290 What I set out to obtain when I wrote the letter was for the The fraternity also entered a basket­ Publish~ Hlukly and ~nt~red as suond class ball tournament at Tanner this week­ moil at the Post OffiCI! at G/~nvill~ W~st Vir· other Greeks on campus to respond by defending their own or­ giniD 26351. Subscriptions $5.00. v~ar. ganizations and the greek system, but what I got was an attack end and took 1st place honors. We on my fraternity. No one took the initiative to stand up for would like to recognize Jeff Wilcox, their organization or what it means to them. also, as he played on both the flag Editor . . • . . • ...... Michele Bruce What all Greeks on campus should strive for is a solid greek football and basketball teams. Also Ed itor Emeri tus...... • ...... Becky Triplett system, and not resort to editorial feuds which only lead to or­ recognition goes out to John Altizer Sports Ed itor . . • . . . .. Steve Keenan ganizational breakdowns. GSC has the potential to have a strong who participated on the flag football team. Congratulations goes out to Photographers .....• .•.•... Debbie Moore and Rick Haveron Greek system but we all need to work together to accomplish all members on a fine performance in Cartoonist •...... ••••..•....•••.••..• Mike Simpson that goal. these tlllO events. Advertising Manager . . • . . . .• .•.••••..• Betty Wells In speaking for myself this time; I am proud to be a Lambda IBM Operators and Typists . . . . • . Lou Fryman, Marilyn King, Chi; in as much as the other Greeks on campus are proud to be a SIRO and Rhonda Anderson member of their organizations. However, I would not be proud The Student Information and Re­ Circulation Managers . . . . • • • Canon Smith and Terry Mullooly of my fraternity if it made direct attacks on any other organiza­ ferral is now opelL The SIRO is open Reporters ...... •... Cheryl Keenan, Janice Boggs, Steve Keenan, tions, or if It responded to a letter to the editor and was too dilly, frve days a week. Any student Jeannetta Mick, Terry Mullooly, and James Quinn ashamed to sign its name. who would like to drop in and view Again, I extend my apologies to all who were offended by my the facility are welcome. SIRO is comments. Thank you, located on the third floor of the Gary Ross Social Science Building (LllH). Wednesday, November 11, 1981 THE GLENVILLE MERCURY Page Three Student Congress will be sponsoring a "Stash the­ Trash" day on November Le tte rs to the Editor 18 to promote the use of the new trash cans that On November 4, the English 489 (Chaucer) class embarked were installed around camp upon a pilgrimage. The small group assembled, numbering nine us. All students' are asked in all, went on a pilgrimage to Dr. Craig McDonald's house to to pick-up garbage as part partake in an in.formal reading and discussing of '::haucer's of the activitv Canterbury Tales. WE; the members of the class, wish to smcerely thank Dr. and ENROLLMENT Mrs. McDonald for the enjoyable time spent at the meetmg and CORRECTIONS for the delicious feast that was prepared for luncll afterwards. In last week's paper a Sincerely, story ran concern Ig enroll­ 'The Chaucerites" ment. The story contamed several mistakes, and we would like to apologize for them, as well as correct Dear Editor; them. The corrections are: The siruotion as far as eating III the cafeteria on the rations they give us Fairmont State, down Garv Ross, Cara Keenan and Craig Whorl performed in the is ridiculous. The books which contain $58.80 are not enough if one 1. 5%; Marshall University, one a'ct play, "Twenty-seven Wagons Full of Cotton" Thur<;­ stays weekends and eats 3 meals a day, He comes up $.20 short at the down 0.2%. All enroll­ day in the auditorium. The pIa ,as directed bv Fran Da\ s. end of the two weeks. This takes III the fact that you can't buy any ments were incorrectly re­ pazas and if you do you will lUll out much earlier and have to Sfarve un· ported as Increases. Also, til the following MOllday I thillk it would be a lot better if the books the total increase for all No Fury ike unter contained $65 so one could get seconds, an occasional pizza and still eat schools was .68%, not 76%. • • • the Sunday before the Ilew books are issued. One statistic which needs They are the GSC hunters an,j they hunt whenever Of'} wherf'­ no correcting was Glenville ever possible. Due to t/le inconvenience of classe,s, tl is usuall}_ Thank you, State, up 4.28% and fifth means the weekends, but som n 'w:Jt 01'0:'.1"" t, elf ::lasses on wee/?­ Mark McFaddell among the schools surveyed. days. These are the hardcorc s. 'ortS['7C '. Presently, small game and ,,·c."s: "j" bc\,'s ·re in season. One of the more readily attainable ('nirhils is re squirrel. -'-"!:: is Any student interested shown by the fact that al/ six 0:- Pickens '/:"/'5 - :rs "r~ well Dear Mr. Furr, Mr. Parrish Jr., COllcerned and JlltereSled Studellts' What is the problem?' . in working on the 1982 is­ stocked. Once cleaned and so,.·':a,; sq'Jirrels m(/l:~ an excellent I'm sure that you have Ilot perceived the intellded meanillg of the letter sue of the Kanawhachen is late-night snack, and the hides, r, k.: wall decoration. asked to meet in room 305 printed two weeks previously ill The Giellville Mercury. All the respond­ I was unable to locate al./o· e W: 0 "ad gotten a deer with a Ad Building, Tuesday at bow, but several people have beeli eating venison, no doubt fr'm ing letters zeroed in all this particular fraternity's opiniollated claim to 6pm. being /lumber one on campus. Please read the letter again and try to view Winchester bo ws. Of the some 20 hunters I talked to, all reported it as a supportive measure of the entire Greek system on campus, as was having good luck with three-four squirrels the norm. Most ex­ its intent. COMMITTEES pressed eagerness for upcoming deer with rifle season coming up I see no [unher need to debate the issues of the softball tournament, REL EASED- in three weeks. Several kills of rabbits, grouse, and turkeys were and the claims of unsportsmanlike conduct in the Commode Bowl in The reported, as well as countless chipmunks. With the record low Glenville Mercury. I'm sure that these issues may be clearly explained, (cont. from p. 1) harvest last year of deer, the opportunities will be there and no with all opinions being expressed at 11 Brooklyn Dr. mons, Yvonne' King, Nasia doubt this willle,r! to an elevaterf absence total in some classes. Pavlidies, Martha Keating, So if you arc .W,I ":led even jefore the roosters rise b· "Qur Sincerely, Donald Phillips, Debbie roomate and sec ,n 'Jl'('f you with a , In, he isn't mad be~ause David Burdette Moore, Dena Dunlap, Mi­ you wore his siilrt, 'f' is : 5t ""oin' ;'until '." A little after ~cr", Associate Member chele Bruce, Carron Smith, they return either euphoric or depressed. If they got a few, t/;ey AXA Marilyn King (Alt.), and will let you know. But it ti:e) are quie~ It'S u good bet the; Betty Wells (Alt.). were shut out and yoa /Jr!;! better not rib them for "/fell hath no ...... •.•...... The Student Life and fury like a... hunter S,iUt out." Welfare Committee hears ap­ J am not writing necessarily in reply to letters to the editor, but to voice Eeals of residence hall stu­ my opinion about the different letters to the editor and a sectioll of a psat edi­ dents whose cases were ini­ torial about the social Greek organizatioTL tially heard by the residence Ceramic Workshop Set J feel that the sectioll of the editorial abou t fratemities alld sororities was hall judicial board. Members done in bad taste. Miss Smith should not have made that statement without A ceramic workshop is has not named any ltVll1? are Irvin Talbott, Lucie arrist a Human Cultural doing some type of survey cOllcerning the idea of only a few doing all the O'Brien, David Thomas, De­ scheduled for November 13 work in an organization. The statement could not be presented as anything and 14 by Charles C. Scott Asset but Han's ton .'rize loris Mysliwiec, Keith Enoch, in the exhibition i; an in­ other than a persollal opinion which could not be accurate since she is not a at Glenville State ColI~ge. Sheila Martin, Kathy Fiber, dication that he is one of member of all fraternities and sororities. So, I feel offended by the statement Melinda Parks (Alt.), Marvin The workshop will empha­ because my organization is not lUn by a few people, but by illputofeveryolle. sIZe approach to pottery few who has come close to Taylor Alt.), and Patrick ancient masters in the world Everyone is actively involved in some way. Mollohan (Alt.). forming methodslnd decor­ J am also concerned with the replies to the editor done by Miss Smith and ative technique:, used in cherished, YI porcelain. The Teacher Education The workshop will com­ with replies to the letter from the Lambda Chi Alpha Fraternity. Each person Commirtee proposes and making Korean cclaJon and that is a member feels that their organization is Ilumber one. One organization YI Dynasty w1,ite porcclain. mence at 1:00 pm, Frida\" makes recommendations re­ November 13, in the Little may Ilot do something as well as another, bllt they still feel that they are num­ garding requirements for cer­ Mr. Woo Dang Han, a Kor­ ber one. Each person in an organization has their own opinion to why they ean potter will be partici­ Theatre, Administration tification in various pro$.rams. Building on the Glenville are number one and s.hould not be denied the freedom to feel in such a way. It also recommends policies pating as a guest artist in Although J do not feel the paper s.hould have been the war grounds of expres­ demonstrating some of his State College Campus. Ses­ regarding student teaching. sions will be conducted sing the feelings of who is number one, J also feel the letters conceming the Members are Lowell Peter­ own techniques in pottery trophies should have been sen t to the fratemity concerned illStead of present­ making. from 1-4 pm and 7-9 pm on son, Gary Adkins, John Friday and from 9-12 noon ed to the fratemity through the paper. Chisler, Bruce Flack, Gary In September 1979, Mr. J wou ld like to close my letter by stating that each person has their own Woo Dang Han, won the and in the afternoon on Gillespie, Tim Carney, Ernest Saturday. Enrollmel}t will opinioll about different things, but .before voicing them they should try to Smith, Virginia West, Stanley top prize in an exhibition consider other's opinions also. Also I feel that an editorial voicing any opinion of the Nation's Human Cul­ be limited to the tirSt 30 Anderson, Yvonne Gillespie, applicants. Registration fee should be backed by some type of research. especially if it concerns the stll­ Larry Keaton, Charles Scott, tural Assets. (There is no dents of the school Human Cultural Asset in is S20.00. ~\ail \our namc. Earl Adolfson, Wayne de­ address, bU/le' /;umber and If you are wondering why J am able to write such a letter, I am all active Rosset, Bernard McKown, Pottery in Korea. ) The a­ member of the social Greek life on campus, and J am concerned with the atti­ ward is given to one who fee to: \)r. ice Evans, DI­ Joe Darnall, Ka}' Galford, rector, Office of Continuinc: tudes toward fraternities and sororities and the attitudes of GSC students. June Casto, Rolanna Co­ has come closest to re­ prod_ucing the traditional Education, Glenville State berly, Tammie Igo (Alt.), College, Glenville, V·l\'. Siglled, and Shelley Smith (Alt.). art torm. The government A Concerned Member of a Greek social organization 26351. Page Four THE GLENVILLE MERCURY Wednesday, November 11, 1981 Pioneer Cross Country Team Captures WVC Title

Pictured is the Pioneer Cross Country team. Front row, lor, P.I<. Coon, Larry Taylor, Lee Haddox, Craig Bock, The top two runners in the WVC, Bob Herron and Larry Taylor, are and Janine Howley, Mgr. Second row, I-r, Steve Keenan, Biddle Williams, Frank Lewis, Steve Roberts, Billy Bel­ pictured. cher, and coach Jim Hilgenberg. After four frustrating ran almost the same race he years of trying, the GSC had all seaSOfJ long. We Pioneer cross country team hung tough and dio what finally earned a West Vir­ we needeo to in order to ~nia Conference team win. I'm proud of them!" championship last weekend The win, the Pioneers' at Fairmont. Coach Jim seventh in a row, moved Hilgenberg's runners placed their WVC record to 27-2 five in the top 16 to score and their overall mark to a total of 47 foints, ten 38-17. More importantly, it points ahead 0 runner-up qualifie(l them for NAIA Fairmont State. According to Hilgenberg, "The win culminated a long, tough season which entailed a lot of hard work, dedication, and pride." While GSC won the cov­ eted team title, Pioneer sophomore Larry Taylor failed in his bid to repeat as individual champion. West Liberty's Bob Herron was victorious on the five mile course in a time of 27:24. Taylor fought the P.K. Coon Lee Haddox bad conditions, incfuding a sleet storm in the first mile Taylor's and Haddox's, gave National competition. GSC of the race, to come in GSC its 47 points. will compete in the Nation­ second only three seconds al meet at Kenosha, Wis­ behind Herron. The two non-scoring run­ ners who competed for the consin on Saturday, Nov. GSC freshman Lee Had­ 21. Hilgenberg remarked, dox was in only another Pioneers were Craig Bock and Steve Roberts. Bock, "It's like starting a new six seconds behind Taylor season. We'll continue to with a 27 :33 performance. a senior, was 26th overall in 30: 54. Roberts, a soph­ work as hard as we have The time placed him third and hope to represent the overall. Both Taylor and omore, placed 35th in 32: 18. school, conference, anel Haddox received All-Con­ state as well as possible." ference honors for their per­ GSC's ten-point margin Steve Keenan formances. made the meet look easier The next three members than it was. Besides Fair­ of the Pioneer harriers to mont's 57 joints, Davis and finish were sophomore Elkins ha 77, West Vir­ Steve Keenan, senior P.K.. ginia State 82, West Liberty Coon, and junior Billy Bel­ 104, West Virginia Wesley­ cher. Keenan claimed 12th an 154, and West Virginia place overall with a time Tech 166. Most of the of 28:28, Coon, the team's teams had three runners in four-year captain, was 14th the top twenty. Hilgenberg in 29:06, and Belcher was commented, "We didn't 16th in 29:27. These three have exceptional races from places, added together with any runner. Each one just Wednesday, November II, 1981 THE GLENVILLE MERCURY Page Five Concord Trounces GSC Football Team The Concord College lied once more, on an 86- for scores. Mountain Lions, ranked yard interception return, Junior Fred Parsons led third in the latest NAJA while holding Glenville GSC defensively. He had poll, came to town last scoreless to make the final six tackles, five assists, and weekend and proved that score of the contest 45-7. a fumble recoverY. Robert they're as good as their The loss dropped GSC's re­ Brown added four tackles, ranking indicates. Concord cord to 1-7 with one game four assists, and a fumble ran up a 38-0 halftime lead remaining. recovery. Also, Terry Ken­ on its way to a 45-7 whip­ Offensively, the Pioneers dall had two blocked passes, ping of the GSC Pioneers were limited to 92 total Steve 'Ware had an inter­ in the last home game of yards by the strong Concord ception, and Rod Abrams, the season. defense. Halfback David Andy Marchal, Chuck Tay­ Concord dominated trom Boggess, one of two seniors lor, and Jeff Jones had fum­ the outset, scoring three playing in his last home ble recoveries. touchdowns in t11e first game, rushed for 22 yards Coach Frank V incent re­ quarter and two touch­ on nine carries to lead GSC's marked, "We played the downs and a field goal in rushing. The other senior, nation's third-ranked NAIA the second quarter for its split end Steve Gandee, had team, and it was touj?h." 38-0 lead at intermission. hIS fifth touchdown catch The Pioneers will finish GSC scored fust after half­ of the season as one of his their season this Saturdav, time when Jeff Metheny three receptions in the Con­ Nov. 14 with a game ~t threw a 22-yard scoring pass cord game. totaling 59 Mon tgomery against West to Steve Gandee in the yards. Jeff Metheny, the Virginia Tech. Said Vincent, Byron Brooks needs a big effort to breal: through the Concord defense. third period. Gandee kicked Pioneer quarterback, was "We're closing out our sea­ the extra point, bringing five for 13 for 74 yards. son and we hope to finish the score to 38-7. He threw two intercepoons, with a win." The Mountain Lions tal- both which were returned

Anyone wishing to pur­ Staff Profi led chase tickets for the West TK E Tou rney Ends ThIS year's editor of the Virginia Wesleyan Bobcat The secor .1I1I1ual TKE Kanawhachen is Carron Tournament on Novem­ flag football tournament Smith. She is a junior Eng­ ber 20 and 21, 1981 may was held this past weekend lish major from St. Marys. do so in the Athletic Of­ at Ce ct ar Cree" State Park. Carron served as editor on fice. Ticket prices are: The Alcoholics used a the annual last year, and is $1.50 for Students and strong team effort to win also a reporter for the Mer­ $3.00 for Adults. the tournament over two cury. The Pioneers will be other teams, the TKEs and Other staff members in­ playing in this tourna­ the Muff Divers. clude: Betty Wells - Assis­ ment. The Alcoholics beat the tant Editor; Debbie Moore­ Muff Divers, 43-8, and TKE Photographer; Becky Trip- 1------1 twice, 29-6 and 27-0 to lett - copyreader; Janice win the tourney. TKE won Boggs - advertising; Lynn A scrimmage game be­ the inaugural 'tourney last Pugh - sports editor; tween the GSC men's year. Cheryl Keenan, Lori Brode, basketball team and an ~1en ' ueIS of the winning and Susie Hathaway. Ad­ alumni team will be Alcoholics team were Keith visor for the yearbook is held on Sunday, No­ Underwood, Kevin J,,:,11- Ms. Yvonne King. vember 15, in the gym. son, Gordie f) (! la at, ! Ollll The 1981 yearbook staff Game time is 7 p.m. Huxlev, Kreir 0ay re, ':, ic !... has been meeting every and admission is free. Murra~ " 'Va~ne Huffma'l, Tuesday n!ght at 6 p.m. All students wanting a S~m C'un", ~nd ~Aik c Ps ~~ ­ The staff has currently good look at the 1981- czo]1 owski. been discussing theme ideas 82 team should attend. P.K. Coon shows the pain of running a tough rClce. for the Kanawrlachen. '-______~ The Humanities Foundation of WV is making funds available Prcsentcd To You In The for the annual competi­ Piolleer Spirit tion fo fellowship a­ wards. The fellow­ ships are intended to By The give West Virginia' Hu­ manities scholars the op­ portunity to undertake original research in the humanities and to pre­ sen t the results to the out-of- school public. Deadline for appli­ cations is January 1, 1982. Individual a­ wards of up to $1,500 are available. De­ Konowflo tailed information and UnIon Bank

application forms are G len v III c . \V C 1\ t \; i r ~ I n 1;1 ~ to) J :' I available by contacting Phone 462-7341--0r ~ an ll, d I~(I.-- \l ,·" be r r 01 (' Dr. Charles H. Daugher­ ~ ty or Dr. James A. Wat­ SERVICE son, P.O. Box 204, In­ !lANK- stitute, WV 25112, or The GSC defense stacks up the Mountain Lion offensive attack. call (304) 768-8869. Page Six THE GLENVILLE MERCURY Wednesday, November 11, 1981

The GSC Housing Goodbye Happiness • • • Corporation has one From The Are you tired of being happy, is this strain becoming more than mobile home lot for you can bear? If so friends, let me provide you with a few sim­ rent The lot rents ple steps that will reduce you to a state of normalness like the for $40 a month with· Wesley Foundation rest of us. out gas and for $65 a The first step is the snowball effect and this deals with letting month wi!!'} gas, fur­ The Coffee House for ship service for Nov. 16 your problems snowball (not hitting an enemy with a snowball nished. Nov. 12, at 8:30 p.m. will will welcome Lawson Whir­ because that only makes you happy-·something we are trying to Contact the Office present an evening of music key from the Troy Unitea avoid). The perfect snowballer practices this rule: "When it is of Finance and Ad­ .vith local flavor. Buddy Methodist Church. past time to do something about a problem, wait a little longer. " ministration, LBH, for Griffin, from Braxton Co., The Wesley Foundation The second step is the worry-wart reverse, and this is when information on rental. Jeff Roberts, from Cincin­ will offer two Thanksgiving you refuse to assume problems that belong to other people nati, Ohio, and Mack Sam­ events on November 19. A (boy, oh, boy, will they hate you for this one), and when peo­ ples, Glenville's Dean of Thanksgiving Service will be ple hate you, you can not be very happy. The third rule is to Records and Admissions, held at 5 pm. in the Chapel. CAVE BIOLOGY will be entertaining with A Thanksgiving Meal will think negative and forget all that positive thinking bull Norman HAS OPENINGS Vincent Peale preaches! Keep on guard for happy feelings and folk. and blu~~ass music. follow at 6 pm on the lower if you do think of something good about yourself, remember There's more room in the Admission is free for all floor of the Wesley Found­ one of your million weaknesses. cave, folks! James Meads, Coffee .Houses, but a do­ ation. A reservation for this The I-Told-Me-So Syndrome is the fourth step and this deals locally renowned Cave Bi­ nation plate is provided for meal is Necessary. Please with the aspect of if you think or expect bad things, they are go­ ologist, has informed the all offerings. sign up at the Wesley ing to happen. So think up these things beforehand and get \-1ercury that there is still The Monday night wor- Foundation. them over with, you know it's going to happen anyway. (Why time to join his cave explora­ else does everyone call you Loser?). The fifth rule is called the tion team this term. fool's golden rule and the key to this one is self-dislike. Repeat Mr. Meads, Chairman of Yesterday's a beautiful memory. Today is the rest of your life. over and over to yourself quote, "I'm no good I have no value. " Foundations, plans several Once you lower your own self-esteem, others will seem similarly meetings with student cave­ shallow and you will treat them accordingly. Rejection, loneli­ goers this semester, and sev­ ness, hisses, boos, murder are therefore guaranteed eral trips are also planned. The last step is called dream the impossible dream syndrome Some of the caves on the· and this involves setting your goals out of reach. This would be itinerary include: Seneca like Dorothy trying to sing her way over the rainbow, David Lee and Smoke Hole Caverns, Roth falling for me, the Sphinx in downtown Glenville and so the Stratosphere Balloon on and so on. near Seneca. the Bowden Follow all of these steps and soon you will find yourself cry­ Cave near Elkms, and the ing, moaning and groaning (Boy, how much more normal could Sinks of Gandy. you want to get), and that happy outlook will be gone. Your Sound exciting and ahal­ theme song will become, "Goodbye Happiness, Hello Sadness. " lenging? You aspiring- cave Personally I don't understand how you can wait to put these biologists, eat lots of carrots, steps into effect Yes, world, pardon the expression, 'Open carry a big ball of twine and your ears, eyes, see the light and become like the rest of us. a bucket of luminous paint "Praise thee you've seen the light. " b B k T' I y ec y IflP ett and break out the lanterns' and D cell b'ltteries! Next Week at GSC

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