- THE CRITERION Volume 44 No. 51 Mesa College Student Newspaper · Grand Junction, Colorado· Friday February 23, 1979 24 Pages th is week Reinstate the draft_?

j Mandatory enlistment may be reality by JOHN EBY The program took effect in the all-volunteer program. that they are having to accept Managing Editor 1973 in an attempt to create an 1. RISING COSTS. In order an increasing number of high­ all-volunteer armed forces. to make ·the program work the school drop-outs. · Although the nation has been Western Slope Army Recruit­ military has had to beef up · There seems to be two sides chilled the past several weeks ing Staff Sergeant William benefits to. lure more people to of the fence in this area. One by the onslaught of world Eastman said, ''Our reserve join. This luring has absorbed side argues that the military is events, an even bigger chill forces across the nation are over 55 percent of the mili­ stacked full of undisciplined tary's $113 bilfion budget. The and lazy recruits and that our for some may be on its way - just running short on person­ the draft. benefit beef-up has sharply nation could be in grave nel ... the job market Is Increas­ curtailed funds needed for danger because of it; the other Rising concern about the ing so you have less and less state·of the military has been weapons, training and sup­ side affirms that for most part people who are willing to go escalating the past two years, plies, and Is expected to shoot the military has plenty of into the service." up by as much as $8 billion by but talk seems to be grow­ Because of this situation, ing louder in both the U.S. 1985. continued on page ·a Eastman said he wished the House and Senate about the 2. RISING EMPLOYMENT. draft was in effect right now. reinstatment of the Selective The Baby boom of the 50's is Service. '' I do believe they are going Eastman on its last legs. There is an . INSIDE TOUAY'S CRITE; Several bills are now on to institute a draft, especially ever growing shortage of 18- Senate drawing boards in an for the reserves and National teer program and where did it year olds to supply the The Criterion Health Supp l'e­ attempt to relieve the pressure Guard. My own firm opinion is go wrong? , military therefore the job mar­ ment-a tool for attainJng from the nation 's seemingly that it will be within the next There seem to be a few ket is increasing. The service wholeness of body, mind and undernourished Volunteer year.'' areas which shed some light i~ having such a hard time spirit. Service program. What happened to the volun- on the vast problems facin g meeting its recruiting goals Page 2 CRITERION Friday February 23, 1979 Draft ----co-n-tln-ued-_-,,o-m_pa_g.-, quallfied and competent re­ But despite Eastman's feel­ cruits. ings towards recruitment on by LOU ANN JAMES invalidated. Eastman says that recruiting the Western Slope, the fact Criterion Staff Writer Dr. Alan Workman, direc­ in Western Colorado is ''ex­ still remains that a heavy Maynard Ferguson won't tor of student activities, tremely successful," and that political climate is brewing said Ferguson "held out for he feels the quality of recruits among the nation's leaders. be here for Springfest, but the Ohio Players, Firefall, more m'oney,'' and prob­ is increasing. "Recruiting The climate may lead to a ably wants to perform at a command as a whole is going rather long and hot summer the Little River Band, Dan Fogelberg, or England Dan larger school where he can up, they've gone up from for the issue of compulsory get more. Workman added about 54 percent in 1974 up to military service. and John Ford Coley might be, according to the Stu­ that the SBA is considering-­ about 70 percent of high Editor's riote: This story is several smaller bands. school graduate content, so it dent Body Association. first in a series to be presented Gary Calhoun, Mesa Col­ has been improving." on the draft. A check for $3,500 was mailed to Maynard Fergu­ lege business manager, son's agent recently. The was unaware that Ferguson check amounted to half the had cancelled his appear­ price for his performance. ance. When asked to verify A day later, Mesa College the fact that payment of the received a telegram stating check had been stopped, he ''due to circumstances be­ did so, although he was yond our control, Maynard unaware that the concert Ferguson will be unable to had been cancel led. appear at Mesa College.'' The SBA is looking into Payment was stopped on the possibility of the other the check and the contract Walch er bands, hoping to get one of with Ferguson has been them for Springfest. ETS testing procedures questioned by CAROL ROSS by the pervasive power of ETS obtains on nearly two considered an educational in­ Nairn continued to argue Criterion Staff Writer Educational Testing Service, million families is more detail- stitution. that ETS not only influences otherwise known as ETS. ed than a mortgage applica- ETS has more customers how institutions judge indivi­ How many times have you ETS has formulated stand­ tion or an IRS return. This per year than General Motors duals, but also how individu­ sat in front of some standard­ ard tests for almost every­ information is used to deter- ·and Ford combined. It makes als judge themselves. '' A false ized test, clutching a No. 2 thing: college entrance, grad­ mine who is eligible for finan- ' more than a million dollars 'a ·self-estimate ... is instilled in penci I, I isten i ng to someone uate school entrance, scholar­ cial aid and how much they year in "non-profits." The the mind of the individual. read the test instructions to a ships, access to jobs and even will receive. revenues from test fees have Although the scores are signi­ , whole roomful of anxio"us for passing from first into ETS is not confined to the financed a 400-acre head­ ficantly. determined by social strangers, knowing that this second .grade. United States. There are ETS quarters in Princeton, New class, he is told that they are test could make all the differ­ As a college student, you're consultants shaping allocation Jersey; a $250,000 home for objective, scientific measures ence in the world to your life? familiar with SAT, LSAT, GAE and hiring policies in scores of the president, William Turn­ of the individual." How often has that test and GMAT tests. As a future countries. There are ETS test bull; and a three-million dollar The discriminatory aspect of score meant the difference worker, you will be confronted centers in 20 countries. conference center. ETS tests has drawn the fire of between being considered for by other alphabet soup tests to What is ETS? These revenues have allow- the Reverend Jesse Jackson, a job and rejected, between determine whether you may ETS is a non-profit corpor- ed ETS to double in size every who is asking why the ETS being admitted to college and work in the field of your ation, exempt from federal five years from 1948 to 1972, a National Teacher Examina­ staying home to be a cashier? choice. All of these have been and state taxes, beyond the rate of growth faster than tions have systematically eli­ You are one among millions devised by ETS specialists. reach of most anti-trust laws. IBM. minated qualified blacks from whose I ives have been shaped The financial information It has no stockholders. It is ETS claims that it has teaching jobs. developed ''the science of The Federal Trade Com­ mental measurement.'' One mission has found that, con­ ETS executive said, "No mat­ trary to ETS claims, cramming ter what they try to tel I you for the tests can help raise about how we really don't scores. Several members of have any power, we know we Congress are calling for in­ do. We know we're the na- vestigation of the entire test­ ~ JUST LOOK AT tion's gatekeeper." . ing industry. Students and lawmakers are Meanwhile, ETS is busy beginning to question this devising a test for newborn WHA-T WE~RE power. In New York, Ohio and infants to determine their Texas, student-run public in­ potential IQ. terest research groups have Nairn urged students to introduced "Truth in Testing" start fighting the power of DOING NOW! legislation In their state legis- ETS. "Students now have latures. opportunities to challenge th6 Even Ralph Nader's associ­ test makers.'' Otherwise, you ates have joined the battle. may become just another one l 0% off all Allan Nairn, one of Nader's of the roughly 90 million Rafders, has written a lengthy people who have taken ETS report questioning the legiti­ tests and never questionep their validity. · macy of the ETS tests. Nairn said, "The tests mea­ "Test takers are .subject to sure nothing more than how numerous i nj ust ices," said you answered a few multiple Nairn. "These · range from choice questions. The corre­ incorrect scoring of tests, to lation between SAT late reporting of applicant scores and first-year grades in information, to secret evalua­ tion of grades and test scores First Quality, no seconds college, for example, is often -and they have no recourse.'' lower than the correlation "We must begin to examine

l between the scores and the the examiners," he conclud­ test taker's oarents' income." ed. Iittle bit less

All Sales Final 11th and North 245-3388 on Sales Merchandise Friday February 23, 1979 CRITERION Page 3 Chuck Hole apprehended by DAVE FISHELL & mobile manufaGturers, all with HALLIE PARKS headquarters in Detroit. Criterion Staff W r iters Their mission was to locate t ow ns where bad weather The Grand Junction Pol ice could be blamed , an d then Department ~olved one of its pose as city personnel, going most baffling cases last night, around at night tearing up the after more than a month of pavement and creating large intensive investigation. craters in the streets. Chuck Hole and three other· ''The purpose of the sabo- un identified males, all with tage," stated Dick Tracing, Detroit addresses, were ar- "was to make the streets so rested at 3 a. m., in the middle bad that automobiles wou ld of the 12t h and Orchard start falling to pieces, thus intersection. enabling the local car· dealers - " We received a routine dis- _ to sell more car parts and do turbance call ," said Police morecar repairwork."$ Captain Dick Tracing, "and when we arrived at the scene, more car repair work. ' ' we found these guys posing as ''We call the group the Not Grand Junction City Street Ready For Drive Time Slay­ Department workers, tearing ers," said Hold. " We traveled up the pavement in the middle all across the U.S. during the of the intersection. " winter and spring , digging After questioning the sus­ · potholes here, crevices there, pects , Tracing said the depart­ just trying to drum up some ment had uncovered a serious more business for the boss. ' ' case of conspiracy and organ­ Hole also reported that the ized crime. The details were big three auto makers had no 4>, #,\ given at a morning news trouble find i"ng recruits for the All that is left a.t the scene of the crime is Chuck Hole's hard hat. conference at police headquar­ organization. There were a lot Photo by Cliff goss ters. of miners out of work, and craters that occured during cash flow that the potholes investigators had been follow­ Suspect Chuck Hole, .after they really dug the chance to the early 60s was actually the created , but " most towns ing the potholers since the several hour~ o( questJoning handle a pick again." group doing research and were afraid of a communist group's last practice dig in admitted that he and the other · ' 'We also had a lot of practice digging. We had one invasion or missile attack, and Southern Utah , which even­ men were secretly employed practice",'' said Hold. " The former astronaut who had lots they planned to use our cra­ tually filled with water and by several of the large auto- big rash of meteor-caused of moon crater experience. He ters for fox holes and bomb was named Lake Powel I. came in real handy at times.'' shelters in case of war. " " We ' re real fortunate in Asked why he had never Dick Tracing said that his captureing these crooks, ' ' Houston Hall soon been caught before, Chuck office had help in tracking concluded Tracing . He said ./ Hole said that most of the down the culprits from Irish that the suspects wanted their towns· they had been to not Lawn , the Colorado Division of trial held in the Cameo coal cramped for space only appre,ciated the extra Scotland Yard . Irish Lawn mine. First, it was the College for March-April at the latest. It's Living. Then, the Continuing up to the contractors. Education program. Now, " More likely than not, there Police called to Juniper Hall college-accredited classes face will be no space available for A Valentine's dance which Kathleen Jefferson that the floor residents said they the prospect of not having us to use either. We don't started out as a dorm social dance had been approved by should have the right to study access to Houston Hall class­ know how much space will be event ended as a cause for housing director Ray · Biggs in their own rooms without the rooms next fal I. tied up by the contractors,'' disturbance when many resi­ and that there was no need for noise or the inconvenience of The college has -:,er , al­ Tomlinson said. dents of the third floor com­ police action . having to go to the library to lotted $1.5 million for the Hazel Bauer, - Citizen .Ad­ plained and the police were Mrs. Jefferson then · told study. partial remodeling of Mesa's vocacy Coordinator for the eventually cal led. res idents who complained of oldest building. This amount College for Living program, The dance, which was spon­ the noise that a room down­ The dance had been ap­ includes the installation of an -said the college had informed sored by the residents of stairs would be availbale for proved by dorm residents who elevator, primarily fo r- the them in January of this year Juniper Hall, had more than them to study if they so attended a dorm meeting a handicapped, dS well as re­ that no evening classes ·would 100 students in attendance. desired . However, many third few weeks earlier. novation of the gym for use as be held in Houston Hall, Notices were posted stating classrooms. Other plans are except for the col lege-accred- that there would be no quiet for air conditioning and re­ . ited classes , because remode~ hours between 7-11 p. m. modled restrooms and library ling was expected to begin in Students who h·ad to study for area. February. tests the_next day complained Asubsequent request has Tomlinson confirmed this of the noise. They were told 315 Kennedy be~n made of the Joint Budget and added that ' 'several state by assist'ant head resident Comm ittee (JBC) for an ad­ -agencies have held up the Stan Ru si n that l hey , were ditional $750 ,000 to process, causing the delay. " " out of luck." complete the project. Mesa As to whether or not the The ponce department re­ President John said the initial citizen advocacy group would ceived an anonymus phone Come and see us for the ultimate in amount would have covered be grantep access to the call complaining of the noise. professional hair care the cost of the entire reno­ facilities upon completion of The call asked that an officer vation when it was first pro- . the remodeling process, Tom­ be sent check on the scene. posed a few years ago, but the linson said; "I couldn't prom­ When the police arrived, they . rate of inflation has made that ise anything. They are virtual­ were told by head resident impossible. ly the only group with access · Tomlinson explained that to free use of the campus, the bids have been sent out other than college-related act­ Highest Quality Accessories and should be in "sometime ivities. There might be some this week or next. The bid will changes,. which might include be awarded and we anticipate paying for the facilities. It's I- l McGu.an, Clark constr:uction will start in early too early to tell." George Harrison LBoomtown Rats I & Hillman George Harrison Tonic For The Troop) · McGuinn. Clark & Hillman ·00unDR6P $4.73 ~-73 I f4.73 GIX£1ZRY (j NATURAL FOODS J'J Real Food At Reasonable l'rices! 118 W. llafn St. 2'3-11'75 · 126 North 5th 245-0721 Page 4 CRITERION Friday February 23, 1979 p1n1on•• • • Liberal arts: Not too long ago there was a great hue and cry over the inadequacies of a liberal education. Some felt that schools that sent a student educated only in liberal arts into the job market was like sending a lamb into a lion's den. Now, employers want to hire someone who can think, not just push buttons. Several things have contributed to this altered view-things liberal arts colleges knew long ago. First of all , no student's education is going to be like the job he gets once he's graduated. Most people learn a job by going the job, not by studying it. A liberal arts education gives a prospective employee a broad base of talents from which he can operate in several capacities. The liberal arts education, according to many who've received degrees in this area, "teaches you to think." Whether a liberal education teaches one to think or whether it 's merely conductive to thinking , it does expose students to humanity; from what goes on inside an i'ndividual to what goes on in se>ciety to what has gone on throughout history. Button-pushers and deans of business schools may feel this is fol-d~r-ol, but recent discoveries (rediscoveries) appear to support the belief that a liberal arts graduate is often.a better employee than a highly specialized automaton. For one thing, liberal arts grads seem to do better in problem-solving through analytical thinking. They deal with people better, and they're flexible. The specialized student may find himself-thrust upon a job market that shifted since he began school, and there may no longer be a demand for his specific skills. And in this day of troubled times, it is imperative that we know our history, the ideals we've fought for, and the by TOM O'CONNOR mistakes we've made. We need to step into the minds of the T.O'C Criterion Columnist ancients to see how far we've gone-to better understand . where we are. Ask not what your country can farm or reforestation pro­ ·and the growth of 4.3 million These are the days that call for flexible men and women, do for you, but what you can grams for two years, or the people added to the payroll people who can think, ctnd people who can hopefully solve do for your country. gamble 01f putting your name annually requires staggering our problems. Without these people, the button-pushers may John F, Kennedy in the lottery pool for six years bureaucratic administration. no longer have the buttons to push. Tammy Freeburg I na.ugural Addre~s with the chance of being called The farm industry, already up to active duty for one year America's most highly subsi­ with 18 months of benefits. . ' An idea whose time has dized industry, would receive come, almost. That's the gist of it. a mass of free labor. Some At least that's my opinion of I can find room for the idea people would serve in the Be serious, Jimmy! a piece of legislation intro­ that all citizens should serve Army, others in rural Ameri­ duced in Congress last week. their nation. But the idea ca, and still others might be Coolidge, because of his philo­ by GREG WALCH ER The law would require manda­ doesn't accomplish that fairly doing such useless jobs as sophy that if he were doing Special to the Criterion tory government service of all or correctly. Instead it re­ Gleaning campgrounds or nothing, the world must be in quires that 4.3 million young Jimmy Carter is not . the 18-year-olds in eitherJ he mili­ washing hospital restrooms. pretty good shape. people either join the govern­ worst President the United tary or public service jobs if Service to your country, huh? No, Jimmy Carter is not the ment work force or go to jai I. States has ever had. pa~sed. The problem is no.t Even more distressing is worst president we have had, And I just can't buy that. · It is impossible to say who with the idea, but with its that the bill comes at a time but in the context of today's means. What the bill does is require when foreign affairs are in wins that honor. Certainly· world, he may well be the Perhaps it is an example of that 17-year-olds, people with chaos, the all-volunteer army Warren Harding , with his most dangerous. how events of the day influ­ few legal rights and no politic­ is failing to meet its require­ completely incapable handling In the pre-Civil War times ence quick reaction in our al right~, be forced to give up ment quotas, barely, and col­ of government funds, is high of men like Martin Van Buren public servants. Our history two years of their lives. Now lege enrollment is beginning on the list, as is Rutherford or Zachary Taylor, the budget shows that fast solutions to the idea of service isn't bad, to decrease. Hayes, whose wife's refusal to of the federal government pressing problems are the but the fact that we require it The implications are mind­ permit booze in the White wasn't even a billion dollars. worst kind. I believe that this of 17-year-olds with no right of boggling. ·The effect on col­ ~House (Lemonade Lucy) Today it is half a trillion . In the bill is an example of that redress is bad . lege campuses in one year stands out as the premier item days of Ulysses Grant and thinking . But perhaps most distress­ could close down some small of interest during the Hayes Chester Arthur, the United Sadly, one of the principal i ng is the fact that there is no colleges like Mesa. Further­ administration. States foreign pol icy was prac­ sponsors of the bill is liberal college deferment. Mandatory more, the · military bias is No I ist of non-achievers tically non-existent and isola­ Colorado Democrat Pat service first , \. education clear. would be complete without tionism was st ill a . workable Schoeder. Being a long-time second. Not only is that wrong There are no educational John Tyler, Millard Fillmore policy. critic of the military and . in terms of freedom of choice benefits for people in civilian and Franklin Pierce, whose Today the U.S. has vital bureaucracy, it is distressing of the young people, but it's service, only the armed forces names are the only things security interests in every part most people know about them. to find the Congresswoman 's downright dumb. Suddenly we get our society 's thanks. And I continued on page 5 Some like to include ~-alvin. name attached to such a bi 11. step back to a peasant labor think that isn 't good enough. Her office in Washington this force of the uneducated, and · Colorado's senior Senator week reports that the bi 11 has that's a step in the wrong Gary Hart is studying the bill. received favorable response direction. The bi 11 has yet to find any from her col leagues and the Especially for those who Senate sponsors, in fact the western press. That's no sur­ choose civilian service, we bill was still being printed this theCrite: prise. provide young people to help week. What is a surprise is the on Indian reservations, urban But obviously this bill Tammy Freeburg, Editor susan Conrad content of the bill. It would centers, and in lesser develop­ should be a matter of concern John Eby, Mg. Ed. Jan Putnam reguire that all 17-year-olds ed countries who have only to every college student and to Gloria Fraser, Ent. Ed. Dave Fishell register with the federal gov­ minimal training and few ca- . al I of us who care about the Jahr·: Jones, Sports Ed. Lou Ann James ernment. Then, at age 18, reer goals to be met. This future of a truly free nation. Cheryl Hardy, Ad Mgr. Mike Doyle presumably finishing high requires a change not only in Hart and his fellow Senators will play a more important role Kit Cohan, Chief Photo. Hallie Parks school first, the young people present Peace Corps policy of · would be required to choose on · this legislation than their Todd Rutt, Coordinator Photographers · seeking people with skills but from four options of govern­ House collegues, due to their Carol Ross, Copy Ed. Cliff Goss in the activity the people ment service. The choices are would be involved in. Primari­ coverage in the press. Rob Burkholder, Gire. Mgr. Aaron Vann few: two years mi I itary service Try writing him. Tom O'Connor, Columnist Typesetters ly such service is educational, with 36 months of educational high school grads just won't As for JFK, we believe in Arn McConnell, Columnist Melissa Foster benefits, six months of active light of current events · his Cathleen Sullivan, Ads. Connie Alexander cut it. duty with five and one­ Think of the implications. words could be rewritten: Ask Reporters half years in the ready re­ We would double the num­ not what your country can do .Carol Davis Dale Strode, Advisor, serve, civilian service in the ber of government employees. for your, but watch out for Peace Corps, Vista, m·edical The tax cost would skyrocket, what it may force you to do. Friday February 23, 1979 CRITERION Page 5 -== Headlines of .Tomorrow======by ARN MCCONNELL Oliver Joyflutter-Smyth, who know that everyone in the HoT: Your last victim was so tutes slice their own bodies Criterion Staff Writer celebrated· his_ 116th birthday entire world thinks of you as torn apart that police had to into pieces? And if you didn't in December, told reporters nothing more than a slimv. photograph the scene of the actually murder them, then For yea.rs, he has haunted us. last week it was he who evil creature. Doesn't it · crime before they moved the why did you send the officials His dark, macabre form still committed the Whitechapel bother you that many people body. How did you accident­ those letters saying that you stalks the alleys and the murders so long ago. would gladly shoot you in the. ally manage to do that? did? groin repeatedly for what you J-S: (pause) I didn't. J-S: Oh, that. Just an initia­ ghettos in our nightmares. We sent Arn McConnell to Criminologists still shake their did to those five prostitutes in Hoi: You didn't what? tJon test ·from my soror:~y. My Retirement Haven for an ex­ J-S: I didn't kill her. In fact, I goodness, don't you think head in wonder at the sheer clusive Criterion interview 1888? br utality of his crimes. More didn't kill any of them. They you're being just a bit rude to with Joyflutter-Smythe. He J-S: No, not at all. were all cases of suicide. I just a man of my ag~? than any literary monster, he sent back the following: HoT: It doesn't? It doesn't has entered our collective happened to witness them, HoT: Why did you come to Headlines of Tomorrow: I'm bother you at all? that's all. America after the muroers if subconcious and assumed the rather at a loss as to how to J-S: Well. .. perhaps a little role of a nighttime devil. His you're innocent? - address you, sir. bit. HoT: WHAT? You mean to J-S: Eh? What are you name, short and blunt, still tell us witfJ a straight face that HoT: Just a little bit? It only talking about? evokes a shudder--Jack the Joyflutter-Smyth: Mr. Ripper you didn't actually kill any of bothers you a little bit that you HoT: Why did you leave Ripper. will be fine. those womelll? That you just stand out in the annals of England after the slayings? HoT: Very well, Mr. Ripper. watched th9fll while they vio­ Ever since that September in villainy with such .monsters as J-S: I've never been to What made you come out and lently tore their own bodies 1888, when the Ripper insane­ Hitler and Bluebeard? England. Lived here all my ly disemboweled five prosti­ reveal you identity as the apart? Whitechapel murderer? J-S: If I said I was sorry life. tutes in the sleazy Whitechap­ HoT: Okay, enough's e­ would if help. things? J-S: Yes, that's it. el district of London, people J-S: Well, I was sitting HoT: You're sorry that you nough. If you've never been to have asked the question: around the Home here, not HoT: In that case, why didn't England, how could you have slashed five women to death in you go straight to the pol ice "Who is this foul creature that much to do these days with cold blood? witnessed these so-called sui­ could commit these heinous oneself, and I thought to when each "suicide" happen­ cides? They all took place in crimes?" myself, "Jack, old bean, y_ou J-S: Well, I didn't mean to do ed? London. miss the excitement of the old it. J-S: I forgot to . J-S: Oh. Well, you see, that It has taken until now, -over days. It's time to put" an end to HoT: What do you mean, you HoT: You forgot to? ninety years after the fact, for is, uh ... Alright, I admit it. I'm all those silly theories about didn't mean to? J-S: Yes. 1. was going to tell not really Jack the Ripper. I the answer to come. But come J-S: I mean exactly what I the police, certainly. What it has, from a small rest home the Ripper and take the credit just wanted to be famous, so I said. I didn't mean to do it. It kind of a fellow do you think I said that. in New Jersey known to local you deserve.'' am? I just forgot, that's all. HoT: Doesn't it bother you was an accident. HoT: If you're not Jack the resident-s as "Retirerpent HoT: An accident? Haven.'' For it is there that a that you are one of the most HoT: How could you forget to Ripper, who are you? man claiming to be Jack the despised men to ever have J-S: Well, you see, I didn't tel I the pol ice that you had J-S: Would you believe Jim­ R~pper now I ives. lived? Doesn't it bother you to want to kill them. seen five Whitechapel prosti- my Hoffa? ===-Letters to the Editor-======;=== Editor_: is necessary to get recycling being fed that line in the. ads revolution in those of us who longer hours_and less pay to started. The bottle return bill and having my a1rect exper­ look to North Avenue as our help provide us with that basic After reading Todd Rutt's was defeated. Dumps are ever ience be1ng contradicted, this salvation. necessity, food. letter justifying the over-use illusion is slowly being shat­ The point is, Mr. Ruic, j growing larger. The brown I don't think of technology of natural resources for the tered. have been fed that sh it from clouds surrounding our cities as bad, I just see it more as an benefit of the few, I consider­ Technology is indeed a tool, the moment I saw my first TV are on the increase. In the attempt to maintain things ed my own situation . . I've but as has been stated before, shaw, and I believed it to be· west, the need for water may almost like they were. Now, watched more money buy to a child with a hammer, all true and good for me, btJt overwhelm the amount availa­ we don't have a war to drain fewer ~oods. Also I've gotten everything is a nail. To as­ as it has been digested so ble. What these point to in my our population or to keep the the idea that what I buy is sume that the solution to our many times· before, I now find mind is the quality of life. money rolling in. Thirty-cent slowly getting more inferior problems can be invented and it hard to swallow. gallons of .gas are only memo­ and breaks sooner. I grew up with the notion bought is just as unrealistic as I realize my position is ries, and you still can't buy - Look at how much pressure that new is better, but after my desire to see an internal xecarious, but I can't see a love. ,I ;olution in subdividing farm- Where is this B.S. leading? .. and, or praying to the AM Jim my _____ ;...______co-nt-,n-ued-fi-,o-m_pa_g-.-, The concept of voluntary sim­ radio or TV. We can't sell jets plicity as an alternative to to the Shah anymore, so being a commodity, to an area maybe we can sel I them to of the world and billions of real mess thanks (at least empire so it could influence China--but that doesn't seem people depend on the U.S. for partly) to the president. It's international decisions, he where value isn't a measure­ ment of gold or si Iver. We to be the solution, either. one thing or another. not the first time a president's sent the Marines and took As far as fantasy is con­ Guam, Puerto Rico, Hawaii, have been taught to need any In the days of Herbert blown it, but this time ... cerned, the one we've been Hoover or Bill Taft, private In 1836 the depression that Cuba, etc. gadget, not to make our liv~s easier, but to buy objects, living isn 't as solid as it used business was making this hit this country was severe But imperialism became un­ to be. I keep being told that country a major power and enough to become the major popular after WW 11. The idea continuing the clutter. As the food supply is the it's getting better and better, J.P. Morgan had more credit campaign issue against the that America has something but I keep getting less and less than the federal government. Jackson administration and a positive to offer the world did basis for our continuation, I have seen many in-roads in and it costs more and more. Today government is the na­ whole new type' of democrat, not. What's better about that? tion'~ largest industry and half Martin Van Buren, was elect­ technology in that area. I also And now, President Carter have worked harder, with Dan Miller a billion citizens depend on it ed with the promise that he is using what may be called for their living. would end the depression. "moral imperialism" with his So while the do-nothingness He served only one term human rights campaign. of Coolidge or even the cor­ because he didn't. We now seek to impose ruption of Grant had very little In 1914, Woodrow Wilson American values on other permanent impact on our Am­ was re-elected by a huge cultures where they are nei­ erican system, the effects of majority because ''he kept us ther understood nor desired. It having a monumental incom­ out of. the war.'' has caused a growing aware­ petent in the White House It wasn't long after that that ness of rights throughout· the today will have far-reaching the U.S. entered WW I. world among people who don't and serious consequences. In 1900, William McKinley understand them as we do. It isn't that President Carter had the White House's big­ Thus, the revolution in I ran. is corrupt; he's probably the gest crystal chandel ler sent We have recognized China most honest man to ever reach down to Vice President Teddy because it seemed realistic to the Presidency. Roosevelt's office so the tink­ do so, but we did it during the It isn't that President Carter ling noise would keep him most crucial stages of the doesn't mean well; he probab­ awake. And McKinley himself SALT talks and it angered the ly is more sincere in his desire had been eiected on a promise Russians into not speaking to to do what is right than many of "sound money protection" us. Now the Chinese have have been. · to end the depression that invaded Vietnam and made us . And it isn't that he doesn't started in 1893. He turned out look like fools to most of the know what to do; any idiot can to be a foreign policy imperial- world. see where the troubled spots ist. . There seems to be no rhyme are and what our problems Imperialism had become the or reason to our foreign policy are. It's just that the president American way of life around now. If Millard Fillmore were hasn't a clue as to how he the turn of the century. alive today in all his incompe­ should do it! When William McKinley tent glory, he would say, o"ne thing see~s certain for decided that the U.S. would be "Come on Jimmy, be seri­ now, though-the world is in a better off if it had a world ous!" Page 6 CRITERION Friday February 23, 1979 News briefs Mey~r's bosom.· buddy? MCOP holds Kayak Clinic The Mesa College Outdoor Program, directed by Frank Keller, is holding a Kayaking Clinic every Wednesday evening from 7-10 p.m. in Saunders Fieldhouse. The clinic is open to Mesa students and area residents interested in learning the basic skills involved in maneuver~ ing a kayak, anywhere from how to get into a kayak to how to run gates in a race. According to participant Brian Goodrich, "Everyone has a lot of fun, you can get pretty good practice in a pool." Two men, Ed Cham.berlain and Milo Johnson~- are the local expert instructors, although the clinic teaches everyone in a ladder fashion. As an example,·when a person learns how to get into a kayak, that person in turn teaches the new participants. According to Keller, a special clinic will be held in the future to demonstrate how to build a kayak. The cost can be anywhere from $200 to $300, depending on the degree of elaboration desired. There is a minimal charge of $5 for the Wednesday evening clinic to cover the cost of a lifeguard service while using the pool.

Don Meyers, associate professor of Art, has announced that there is a new member of the Art Department. The skeleton is a recent addition to the studio, where students use PBL workshop scheduled him to practice drawing parts of the human skeletal system. Photo by Cliff Goss Phi Beta Lambda will host a Free Enterprise Day on Saturday, February 24, in Wubben Hall. The day will begin with registration at 8:30 am, followed by the opening session at 9 am. · There will be workshops on various business topics, which are designed to give participants a greater understanding of Law group formed our economic system. There will be no admission charge for the day, and the workshop is open to the public. r l If you are i nlerested in who recently spoke here, and crime from · the sleuths' side, Ronald Akers, President of the the Criminal Justice Club may American Society of Crimin­ The Nuke dilemma be for you . ology, are still active mem­ The club is still in the "Healthy, Wealthy or Wise? The Nuclear Dilemma and bers. formative stages, but plans to the Western Slope.'' Seeks to further discussion in wake of seek SBA recognition next Daniel Ellsberg's recent visit to Mesa. If this is a concern of Lachance said that the week. If approved, it will be a ACJA will be having a nation­ yours, too, call or write Robert Werner, 1060 North Avenue, chapter of the American Crim­ al meeting in Sacramento in Grand Junction. Phone 245-5758 between 1 and 4.p.m. daily. inal Justice Association. April. "I doubt if I'll be going "This is not a police organ­ myself. Hopefully we'll get ~ ization," said Paul Lachance, one or two of the officers to go instructor of law enforcement and represent Mesa College." Free dental care offered . and faculty adviser. The club will be run by the Steve King, club president, The Mesa Assisting I EDDA students are offering dental students and open to anyone ,_· ·.·· said he hopes the club can get services either at no fee or a partial fee. The services offered interested in the criminal j us- II involved with other groups include radiographs (x-rays), prophy (polishing teeth), and tice system . like Partners, or the Lions' restorations (fillings), which will be done this summer. Club members will receive a King Club to help out with their Services started Jan 26, and be held each Monday, quarterly journal, published they receive their bachelors' fund-raisi,ng activities. Wednesday, and Friday afternoon and evening. During by the ACJA, Jhat actively degree," said Lachance. summer semester work will be done on Tuesday and solicits scholarly papers from The ACJA is open to stu-· King said he will have a Thursday from 8:00 to 5:00. the students. ''This will give dents t rom freshman to post­ meeting of club officers Feb. Those iinterested may register with the secretary in the them a chance to be pub­ doctoral. Many noted crimin­ 22. 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Mesa's 'Magical Musical Mystery Tour' by SUSAN CON RAD various regional high schools play instruments: Bob Baugh Woods. performance. "They w,n gen~· Criterion Staff Writer is intended to attract students on drums, Rob Bray on guitar, The group also takes along a erally have several numbers Twenty years ago, the Mesa to Mesa College. Jim Estes on bass and Bonnie sound technician, Bruce and then I will select what I College Music Department be­ ''The contact we make with Henson on piano. Blackburn, to help with the want in the show," Blackburn ban a tradition--touring Colo­ the students encourages them Other choir members are: microphones. · said. ~ rado and the· surrounding to take an interest in Mesa," Lynne Dickson, Jeff Hotovec, The members put in many On this particular tour, the states with a choir of select Blackburn said. "We don't hit Don Walker, Josh Wells, Jack extra hours of rehearsal. program boasts Dan ShowaP music students. According to the same school two years in White, Susan Wilkenson, Kim ''Considering the fact that ter, dean of the school ofi Darrell Blackburn, head of succession.'' Kamas, Teresa Smith, Car­ they have to put in a heck of a Humanities and Fine Arts, as the department, the Mesa Money for the tour, to be lene Craig, Tony Douglas, lot of time Jilracticing, they featured dancer. College Modern Choir has held March 7, 8 and 9, comes Julie Bellile, Angela Bosch, have to like it,'' Blackburn Showalter was once a profes­ performed in Colorado, Utah, out of the college's auxiliary Jan ice Dickensheets, Brett said. "It's too. much time for sional dancer. Blackburn said, Arizona, and Nevada over the fund, which is ''a rather new Gould, Raymond Hill, Sheila the small amount of credit for "If he lets himself go on this years. idea," according to Black­ Lamotte, Christop.her Newby, them not to really like it." (the tour), like he did at the This year's group of 25 burn. He said "We used to do Rhonda Norwood, Polly Tobin, The audiences on the · tour last rehearsal, he can throw a singers will leave in early everything from washing cars William Walter and Kenton seem to like it, too. Blackburn little disco in." Showalter has March for a three-day tour in to selling T-shirts" to raise the said, "Last year in Canon City accompanied the singers be­ the West Denver area. "We' II money. we got a standing ovation in fore. catch De Beque on the way Students are selected for the the middle .. .and at the end, Arrangements · are being out," ·Blackburn said. tour by an audition in the fall. which I was really impressed made by Colorado Senator ' 'I Ii ke to catch somewhere Out of 40 who auditioned, with.'' Tillman Bishop for the troupe close to home on the way out, "about half made it," Black­ to sing at the Capitol Building and then if we find we've oiJrn said. He attributes the good feed­ in Denver. They will also forgotten it, we can catch it on "On tryouts, if I have two back to the fact the ''the music perform at Mario's Restaurant the way back.'' that would be equal in every we sing is what the audience in Denver, March 9. In the De Beque concert, way but one is an upperclass­ likes." The Modern Choir will per­ which will be held March 7, man, it would probably go to The Modern Choir sings form for Mesa College stu-. the singing group will honor the upperclassman because folksong, pop music, spirituals dents at the concert held on Armand De Beque, a profes- · the other has another' chance and selections from musicals. campus. · sional musician and teacher. to make it next year. However, "We can do an hour and a half The choir's spring tour is Blackburn said De Beque "is it usually doesn't happen that show if we have the time, " normally held in May, but due one of Mesa College's most way.'' Blackburn said. "We have to this year's change to the enthusiastic supporters.'' The Blackburn added, "It does enough music." semester system, it has been townspeople are invited to the help if they play an instrument However, most performances moved up to March. "It's not program. or dance.'' Blackburn are scheduled for only 25 to 45 very good to take your tour the The tour of the choir to Four of the choir members minutes. week before finals,'' Black­ E.ight of the singers give solo burn said. Rotunda participates in California audition by M. DOYLE U-RTA is designed to allow She was interviewed by of the Mesa College Drama , Special to The Criterion promising actors and actress­ Illinois State, University of Department, said, "With a es to audition for under­ North Dakota, Indiana State, talent such as Connie's, I am graduate, post-graduate, University of Missouri at Kan­ sure she will be selected by summer stock and profession­ sas City, Rutgers University, one of the schools, and they Connie Rotunda, a senior at al theater groups around the University of Utah and the will profit by having selected Mesa, was at the University of country, at the same time, in Asola Theater of · Sarasota, her. Not only is she very California at Long Beach last · order to achieve maximum Fla. . talented, she is a wonderful weekend to participate in the exposure. Although nothing is definite pe(son. We hate to see her University-Resident Theater ' Rotunda auditioned with until the New York City and leave Mesa. I am trying to find Association (U-RTA). pieces from The Birdbath and the Columbus, Ohio, auditions ways of flunking her so she She was .there as a finalist Don Juan in Hell. She receiv­ are over, her chances are will stay. That is difficult to do after a previous audition in ed seven callbacks or inter­ excel lent. ' since she has a 3.99 grade Salt Lake City. views. William S. ~obinson, head point average." Connie Rotunda Forensic 'Thank You' party says it all A combination celebration of the team members a little son) really proud of them to (Huffer) worked for so many find people who support each party and thank-you social was better. win all these honors. Year years building this up; she other as these people do.'' given by Madge Huffer, Mesa Attendance at the event was after year, they're getting started smal I and worked her Jeannette Hitchens said, College speech Coach, and rather smal I, but enthusiastic. better and better. '' tail off until she got the squad "I'm the one who helps get members of the Forensic The team's performance this here, where it's at.'' their vehicles scheduled and team, Feb. 15 in the student season received special com­ Donna Bissell, a close friend get them on their way. Huffer center. ment from those in attend­ of Huffer's who said her· Dan Showalter, Professor of is a wonderful manager. By ance. association with the squad is English, commented, "I pre­ the time they get done travel­ According to Huffer, the get­ to "kick 'em in the fanny once fer to refer to them as the ing with Madge, they're going together was to thank support­ Mrs. John Tomlinson said, in a while," added, "They're forensic team (as opposed to to know how to travel. She has ers of the squad and a chance ''They've been tremendous, such a good group of kids and squad) since that implies team them trained so they come all for people to get to know some we're both (President Tomlin- they work so hard. She's work and it's great when you packed and ready to go."

:=;;:;::;:;;;b=y=S=U=S=A=N;:;::;:;;;C=O=N=R=A=D:;;=::;;=::;;=::;;=::;;=:~:;;=::;;=::;;=::;;=::;;=::;;=::==~,,.~~/'7~~~~~==:;;=::;;=::;;=::;;=::;;=::;;=::;;=::;;=:=====be:;;=:c=r=im=,=.n=a=ls==w=il=l=p=r=o=ve:;;=:t=h==e Criterion Staff Writer. futility of th is inte:rnational President Jimmy Carter re- But what happens after · these days) and come up with The federal agencies will be legislation by utilizing their cently announced publicly that Carter is no 1onger president? the following events: operated under the heading, latent ingenuity. These per­ citizens of the United States When peanut butter smud- 1. At the outbreak of the "Department of Health, Edu- sons with such a criminal bent need not fear involvement in ges no longer mar the Presi- next major international war . cation and Warfare," and will will find ways of inventing any near-future war. dential Seal? (no doubt to be dubbed strive to increase the public's new weapons and adapting However, this statement is When toothy grins are no "World War Ill" by future awareness that fighting is an ordinarily unweaponlike gad- applicable only during the re- longer a ticket to popularity? battle-buffs), the U.S. Depart- American way of life and gets. One such person will mainder of Carter's term of When little girls no longer ment of Health, Education and should be preserved in its therefore attempt to assassin­ office and only as long as the get front-page publicity for Welfare (HEW) will merge ultimate form-war! ate a future President of the dreaded enemy, the Commun- building tree houses? with the country's Department 2. Weapons will be banned United States with a potato ist, remains a latent and not- My psychic sidekick has of Defense in order to organ- worldwide in an effort to peeler. (I wonder-if he fails, yet-active threat to our soci- glimpsed into his plexiglass ize more competent military abolish crime and "unneces- will he try it again with a Mix- ety. ball (crystal is too expensive unity throuQhout the nation. sary" death. However, would- Master?) Page 8 CRITERION Friday February 23, 1979 TV prime less than choice Puzzle this one out by M. DOYLE True, it works on -a specific the only drama on the list, is UAL .YEN KI V f D S ~ E f G l ~PS Special to The Criterion formula: Place five funny Lou Grant. Q N S N E T S R A C F A R A W A G L O L characters in one preci net Ed Asner has successfully If prime time television is house set, stir in- zany situa­ created one of TV's most E L P P O L L R I F X B R A N T C N E ~ from 7-10 p.m. nightly and tions and allow the laughter to endearing and enduring char­ 1r /. C }l A C K E }: D R I -C K R G O O D O there are seven days in a week rise. acters as the tough city editor Q U E S O L C C T E M R O B E P. T S P S and there are three national After Barney Miller's she­ of an L.A. newspaper. j! networks to choose from, one i:,an igans comes another Although the show is pri­ D A V : n T J, t: P O C I ~· T S T N Q W would assume there are 83 Thursday show which is con­ marily a drama, the writing E N D A S K T S E B V L F Q L N R H C T hours of scheduling, weekly, sistantly above ttte quality and performances are so wel I FRSRCC k'O ..,..,. r. LNRAEfCOP for American audiences to quota, Soap. realized that humor can suc­ digest. Nothing more than a come­ cessfully pop up at the most OLEO .GOT N NU DAD AW OS J KE Well, almost any of it Is dic rip-off of soap operas, this unexpected times. Lou Grant P E S S U H S !\ ~i O Q ~! T D C L Y X V I guaranteed to cause a bad is quality TV drama, and X A C. T N O M W N Y K G L S H L E O W W case of indige&tion and a unfortunately, this Is rare. hardening of the eyebal-ls LcMSt on the list, and this S H A E ~ T S C R ~ F T ~ ~ S O J D ~ F while the brain softens. The doesn't imply it is least, is IC D G 1 0 FF RED I WO UR W SC 5 P truth is, with 63 hours of · Saturday Night Live. L I V U 1) B E R K E Y E P 1< 0 ,~ L R E .L I scheduling possible, I -find This is television at its only 4.5 hours of programm­ wackiest, and the perfect way 1~. ti t: Y :F' F t R C A D I F E _R Y C E K L ing I make a point of watching, to escape after a week of G R I N C F U N D I C E R A M I T l.~ E ·r and three of the shows involv­ classes and work. There were R A I D Y N A M O T I E M A N N R A W E ed are on Thursday night. those who felt Chevy Chase Mork and Mindy, thanks was the entire show, and when ].,._ C L O P I Z ;.' l r. E L A Z 1 I D P r, }, primarily to the inventive gen­ he left, so would the entertain­ V I T L H T U Y W E L C R A D E O K P T ius of Robin Williams, is ment. Yet, I feel the opposite .-, ,.._ EI TB EL RE U A EDT C X. 1 E 1.·,. c number one on my list. This is true. Chase was wonderful '-' Thursday night show may not in his clumsiness and just j ~ C O R G D F T F T F A R A U D F N N have the most original plots show prides itself on more macho enough to add a sort of C H I C L N O S C A A S I T O O G p I... y zany characters and insan.e sad-sack grace to the pro­ ever to surface in TV's vast F R A 1,; C T T S L A \\' I I. A C K B u R N Dead Sea, but the character­ plot developments than any ceedings. But when he left, izations and the show's focus same mind should be able to the other Not Ready for Prime handle. But, through superior Time Players were given a 1. Allmaras (Herman) 21.Johnson (Robert) are always hysterical. 2. Arosteguy (Dan) Besides Williams' wacki­ writing and a barrage of chance to go and perform with 22. Kramer (James) 3. Bauerle (Bruce) 23. Luke (Calvin) ness. there is a religious comedic acting at its best, the the best of them. They haven't 4. Berkey (Richar:.d) fanatic who at one ti'me be­ show succeeds. failed. 24. MacKendrick (Dan/Don) 5. Birkedahl (Walter) 25. Meyers (Donald) longed to the Church of 0.J. Now that Thursday Is out of Thank God for Coneheads ! 6. Blackburn (Darrell) 26. Morton (Louis) Simpson and a misanthropic a-Station offers more of a the way, let's talk about 7. Branton (William) 27. Perry (Morton) downstairs neighbor whose Monday night. novelty than a choice. It shows 8. Buckley (James) 28. Pilkenton (David) alcohol is getting in the way of M*A *S*H, after six years uncut movies and nightclub 9. Carmichael (Perry)* 29. Roadifer (Jack) his greeting cards design. on TV, is still the best written acts that range from god-awful . 10. Carstens (James) 30. Roberts (Dan) Pam Dawber, as Mark's sit-com on the air. In no other to superlative. The trick is 11. Cypher (Clarence) 31. Robinson (Bill) Mindy, is cute and_ shows program, with the possible separating the good from the 12. DeVinny (Doug) 32. Showalter (Dan) plenty of talent as a ''straight exception of All in the Family, bad. The best thing going for 13. Djos (Matts) 33. Sowada (Robert) man.'' The mere fact that she is the humor and pathos so it is seeing how a movie 14. Duff (David) 34. Starbuck (Gene) doesn't disappear next to Wil­ skillfully mixed. should look before censors 15. Frohock (Richard) 35. Tharaud (Barry) liams is no small feat and Alan Alda heads a nearly finish the butchering. 16. Gallegos (Jose) 36. Tiemann (Harry) worthy of recognition. perfect cast which operates an All in all, television is not an 17. Goffredi (Alfred) 37. Weldon (Herbert) One half hour after Mork Army Surgical Unit in wartorn inferior medium. Yet for every 18. Graves (Thomas) 38. Wignall (Clifton) and Mindy comes Barney Korea. We11, the battle of the Roots and Ho/ocost it shows to 19. Holloway (Chris) 39. Youngquist (Robert) Miller on the same network. Nielson's was over a long time stimulate, entertain and edu­ 20. Isaacson (Bruce) 40. Zeigel (John) This is the funniest, and in ago, and this show is the cate us, there is a Centen[lial * on sabbatical leave many ways, the most accurate victor. to bore us to death or the pol ice show ever on television. Also on Monday nights, and nearest bookstore. · UNQUOTABLE QUOTES

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Page 10 CRITERION Friday February 23, 1979 Natural Foods: Viva· La Difference · protein. He adds that there is by TAMMY FREEBURG also an ethical question to Criterion Edi~or consider regarding vegetar­ ianism: "Since we don't have Eating natural, whole foods to kill animals to live, why do " can make a big difference in it?'' the quality of your life,'' says Sundrop Grocery owner Bob Other advantages to being a Weiss, who, along with his vegetarian, says Weiss, are , wife Joan, operates their small that there is a tendency for health food store at Main ' vegetarians to have less ten­ Street in Grand Junction. sion (which can also contribute Weiss believes that sticking to diseases and illnesses) as to a diet of natural foods can well as a tendency to exercise prevent the development of more (which contributes to degenerative diseases such as good health) . .-He says these cancer, arthritis, etc. He says things are not necessarily a that the big rise in the result of being a . vegetarian, occurance of these diseases that they seem to be a can be directly related to diet. sociological effect. Weiss says that amid the ''flood of carcenogenic and He also says that eating a other harmful substances, it vegetarian diet will decrease a [diet] might be the only area of person 's body odor and hali­ control you have.'' He men­ tosis, though there is a temp­ tioned that other causes of orary increase in these things poor health such as air and when a person first switches to water pol I ution are not as a \'.eg etarian diet. easily controlled. He adds that It is often contended that "it isn 't that difficult to movr Joan Weiss, co-owner of Sundrop Grocery. 0 yourself over to a more sim­ eliminating meat from one's ple, more naturally-based di­ diet will make the person less et. '' diet ''can be economical-con­ 100 percent complete accord­ He suggests that if a person aggressive, physically lighter, Weiss maintains that even trary to p.opular belief. It can ing to the amino acid ratios does not wish to eliminate and full of vitality. Weiss feels though Americans now have taste good and be really suggested in Recommended meat from their diet, they that vitality, aggressiveness, longer life spans, "we're not enjoyable-makes yo11 look Dietary Allowances, 1974, should either find livestock etc., varies from person to living as fully as we could." forward to supper time.'' That National Academy of Scienc- that has been raised in a person. natural foods are expensive, · healthy environment or raise He feels that living a fuller life es.'' The Weisses have been is, ac·cord i ng to 'Weiss, a their own. can come through a simpler Regarding vegetarianism, operating their store since myth. He says that +i-, is ~'3 ~;ue Weiss says, "To me a vegetar­ Weiss contends that the diet than Americans are cur- August. Their specialty, ac­ only with expensive packaged world hunger problem could • rently accustomed to. ian diet and a he~lthy diet are cording to Bob, is their stone foods and dietary supple­ 11 be eliminated through wiser Regarding vitamins and one in the same. He gives as ground whole wheat flour that ments. supplements, Weiss says that - the number one reason for this use of the food resources the is organically grown for nine­ As a comparison, he offers world has. He says that there while these substances may opinion the fact that organical- teen cents per pound. have merit, they're not neces­ the prices of one pound of beef is more than enough protein sary for good health. He feels protein arid one pound of soy Regarding vegetarian ism, grown in the world for every­ The store als·o offers herbs, that a person who eats a protein. Whereas a pound of Weiss says, ''To me a vegetar­ one to have an adequate diet, spices, teas, different types of "well-balanced, simple diet of steak may run somewhere ian diet and a healthy diet are but that it is misused. For flour, several kinds of beans, whole foods ... will be health­ around $2, a pound of soy · one and the same.'' He gives instance, according to Weiss, nuts, dried fruit, · fruit juices, y. 11 Weiss says that vitamins beans is around 32 cents. He as the number one reason for the number one cash crop in raw milk cheddar cheese, and supplements are usually adds that the steak would be this opinion the fact that an the United States is soy beans, yogart, honey ice cream, and used to correct health prob­ 19 percent protein, while the organically-grown diet is but 90 percent of unexported much more. It appears, also, lems that a person already soy beans are 35 percent healthier than a meat-center­ - soy is fed to livestock. that these goodies are avail­ has, but that th~ diet he protein. ed diet. He says that because As far as protein efficiency· able at a bargain. As one speaks of is meant ''to prevent Also, in The Farm Vegetar­ of what I ivestock are fed, is concerned, Weiss says it customer in the store said, those thing_s from - happen­ . ian Cookbook, edited by Lou­ pesticide and herbicide resi­ takes 10 pounds of plant "It's probably the cheapest _ing." ise Haglar, · it is stated that dues are highly concentrated . protein, fed to an animal, to place in town to buy any of the Weiss adds ·that a natural ''the protein of soybeans is in cattle. hogs, and sheep. produce one pound of animal items they carry.'' Natura/Foods: A Negative Viewpoint

by CHERYL HARDY People will react this way if crops for everyone if it were regulated amount~. I I fuel. We' II have to reach a Supplement Editor the deficiency is severe e­ not for pesticides and fertiliz­ Hurlbut feels the question happy medium soon. We will nough," he explained. ers,'' he said. He added that . of whether chemical additives have to return to organic ' 'The whole vitamin-health In reference to television he is not advocating the use of are harmful or not is voided, food market is selling us a bill commercials claiming defic­ additives or fertilizer-only gardening as much as possible of goods," according to Dr. iencies in our diets, Hurlbut pointing out the facts. · anyway. He said, ''The whole because of the cost of synthet- Edward Hurlbut, assistant said, "They can and do exag­ "I will admit that ~ancers agricult~ral empire is based ics in the future.'' professor of biology. gerate. The so-called mini­ take years to evolve-and we on chemicals and machinery. Hurlbut suggests Keeping may be really harming our­ "Your body will tell you if mum daily requirements set We can't afford to produce an open mind. "Be slightly you need a particular mineral up by the Federal Drug Ad­ selves, but there is just no skeptical-weigh both sides­ or vitamin, if you just pay ministration are just theoreti­ evidence yet. If we look at these very much longer be­ the benefits as wen as the attention." For example, he cal numbers-extremely vari­ mouse studies-huge quanti­ cause we are running out of hazards," he said. explained, you might wake up able with individuals." ties of a chemical must be with a madness for orange Hur~but is also skeptical of consumed by these tiny ani­ juice if your body needs proclamations of ii I effects of mals who have very rapid vitamin C. "That's why dia- ~ additives to food. He said, metabolisms to obtain results. betics crave sugar-their bod­ "Look at the evidence. People "For human studies of this ies are trying to compensate. claiming ill effects of preser­ kind-who knows how many Watch animals. They' ll travel vatives can't substantiate years the experiments would miles to a salt lick or a grazing their claims. Right now, with have to be conducted for any area with high mineral content the facts we have, additives, sort of result," he said. if they feel a need for it. whether synthetic or natural, ''The Food and Drug Ad­ are much more beneficial than ministration pays highly train­ STAFF harmful. And these facts are ed toxicologists tremendous all we have." salaries to determine and ex­ '' Look at the average person ercise controls on what is put in this country right now-you into and onto food. We should Editor: Ch_eryl Hardy can't really say he's hurting allow them some degree of from chemicals." Hur,lbut trust.'' Cover: r odd Rutt, John feels that the "health-food '' A lack of knowledge caus­ ·Eby Dave. Fishell people have created a demand es the fear. We understand rather than supplied a de­ the purposes of the chemicals Writers: Tammy Freeburg mand." that are added to water, and Gloria Fraser, Cheryl Hardy "We are eating much so we aren't afraid of them. cheaper because of additives. Chlorine is a poison used to The food sup1ly is better. We kill people in war, but we use couldn't produc_e enough it in water to kill bacteria, in · - - "Keep an open mind," said / Friday February 23, 1979 CRITERION Page 11 --...... _-______--- --·-.. -.-.- .Massage: .. It's For Everyone--- Editor's Note: The following information is excerpted from The Massage Book by George Downing.

Massage is for your mate, If any single part of the could strip off your skin, you and the opposite ends of these we stimulate and affect .all the your family, and your friends. body deserves yo'-'r attention, would find twenty-six separate nerves are located all over the rest of the body as wel I: So It is for grandmothers and it is the foot. ·· bones making up the skeletal rest of the body. critical, in fact, are these babies, for pets, for those you Psychologically it is the machinery of one foot alone. , Thus the foot is a "map" of groups of nervous correspond­ love and if you are up to it, for point at which we experience But what counts most for the entire body. No muscle, no ences between the foot and those you hate. To do massage our connection with the those of us doing massage is gland, no organ whether inter­ everthing else in the body, is physically to help _someone, ground that supports us. the role the foot plays within nal or external, is without a set that an important means of to take care of them. It is for From a bone and muscle the nervous sys.tern of the of nerves whQse opposite ends medical diagnosis and healing anyone with whom you feel point of view, it is an unusual­ body. In the sole of the foot are anchored in the foot. And through foot massage, com­ prepared to share an act of ly delicate and complicated are concentrated literally tens what does this mean? Simpiy monly. called "zone therapy" physical caring. piece of equipmem. If you of tpousan~s of nerve endings, that when we massage the foot by practitioners, has been built entir;ely upon it.

1. First make a fist with your right hand. Steady the foot . with your left hand, and 2. Next go over tne sole wttn with the knuckles of your right the thumbs of both hands. hand massage the sole. Move Hold the foot in place with your knuckles in small circles; your fingers and work both press hard. Be sure to cover thumbs at once in small the entire sole, including the circles. Again cover the entire bottom of the heel. sole. Go slow. Be thorough. 3. Next work the top of the Remember those thousands of foot, using your thumbs in the nerves connecting the foot same way. Again be vigorous with the rest of the body. If and be thorough; don't let any • you are working on the floor tiny patches escape unmas­ you will find this one of the saged. VVhen you reach the more awkward strokes· of the lower half of the foot -- in massage. One tl')ing to do that other words when you near the can help: sit cross-legged ankle and the heel - you will facing in the direction of your find it easier to use the tips· of friend's head and rest the foot your fingers. Circle the ankle or the back of the ankle on bone itself -- the round bony your own knee or leg. Another protuberance about the width way: prop the loot up on a of a half dollar on either side thick cushion or pillow. of the ankle - several times with your fing,rtips, doing • both sides at once.

4. Whe you fir.ally reach the lower end of the heel, gently lift the foot from beneath the ankle with the left hand and work the bottommost edge of the heel with the tips of the fingers and thumb of the right hand. Press hard. 6. Next squeeze tne foot. Grasp the foot wi·th both hands, heels of the hands against the top of the foot and fingertips pressing into the 7. Now the toes themselves. middle of the sole. Have the Wth your left hand hold the heels of your hands touching foot steady; with the thumb each other, and the corre­ and forefinger of your right sponding fingers of both hand grasp the base of the big hands also touching one an- toe. Then gently pull, twisting other. Now begin pressing from side to side in a cork­ very hard downwards onto the screw motion, until yt>ur top of the foot with the heels of . thumb and forefinger slide off 5. Next look at the top or your hands and upwards into the tip of the toe. Do each toe your friend's foot and find the the sole with your fingertips. in turn. · long thin tendons running At the same time very slowly from the base of the ankle to let the heels of your hands slip each toe. Run the tip of your from the middle of the foot out thumb, pressing firmly, down to either ed·ge. Stop right at • each of the valleys that lie in either edge. Do three times. b_etween these tendons. Start at the base of the ankle and end at the tiny flap of skin 8. To ·finish the toot:c1asp between the toes. You may, if the foot betwe~n your hands, you wish, gently squeeze this one palm along the ·sole and flap of skin by pressing the tip the other along the length of of your forefinger against its the top, and for a moment underside as your thumb allow yourself to be sti II. passes over its top. Do each Center yourself and become valley one time. aware of your breathing. Ima­ gine that you're sending your ·breath into your hands, allow­ ing the energy u,~t cir~th"'1s • in your own ">ody \J ming-re, with that of -.,our tr,~ndts. . Page 12 CRITERION Friday February 23, 1979 · . • . Holistic Health: An integral point of View.

h\/ r,'-ti=DVI ~AROY '' A lot of propaganda is put tainment and .so forth .. You prisoners, and it changes the toning and stimulation_ of the Supplement Editor out by such people as Kellog will automatically turn .un­ whole oersonality." · skin and circulation. "It .only and Campbell Soup," she pleasantness out of your life." Boschi advocates the Air taKes ten minutes a day," sht ~~rs. Lorraine Boschi, as- added. "They sponsor the "It's been years since I Force aerobic exercises for said. · sistant professor of English, is work of researchers to prove went to a doctor for an an advocate of holistic health, t.he harmlessness of pre-serva­ antibiotic, " she said. "Here's _ which is the integration of tives and dyes. We tend to use my remedy for flu symptoms. body and mind for total facts provided by· these people Students will love it," she health. While discussing her rather than find out for our­ laughed. "Put the juice of one viewpoint, she touched upon selves.'' Boschi gets some of lemon in a glass, add a jigger several aspects integral to her information from such of bourbon,. and fill with hot feeling wholly healthy. magazines as Prevention and water. Drink that down with Boschi believes that what Psychology Today. ''Once you three aspirins, and go to you eat affects your mind. For become accustomed to bed. '' example, she said, "the per- 'health' foods, you won't be Boschi also thinks that be­ sonalities of criminals have able to stomach the processed . ing "in love" is conducive to been changed by-adding more stuff," she said. good health. She said, "You - raw vegetables and bulk to - Boschi feels that the em- ar.e what you think you are. their diets. Hyperac~ive chil- · ployment of parapsychology is But your impression of 'you' dren are successfully treated a part of holistic health. to a great extent is a reflection by eliminating dyes and pre- ''Through meditation, I my­ of what others think of you. A servatives from their diets. self have given up coffee, tea, flower can't just say 'I want to And everybody knows that sugar, and medicines except grow.' It has to have the fish is good for the brain. for aspirin, used sparingly. I outside forces of the sun and Some foods make you nasty or clean my 'computer' with moon and rain. A child in an angry. A constant diet of meditation. It opens you to orphanage withers-no one processed foods is like staying benign forces-you will un-. touches it. Touch stimulates. drunk all the time. It affects consciously begin to choose physical as wel I as mental your mind." better foods, healthier enter- growth. They give kittens to - : "Touch stimulates physical as well as mental growth " Exercise: There's more than one way

by CHERYL HARDY good posture, you will feel health to have the energy headstand takes a lot 01 Yoga gets you off the tread Supplement Editor better." Beginning improvisa­ needed to handle other factors strength in the back to hold. mill. We end each ses-sion tion and composition dance is_ of living," she said. ''Yoga involves more of the with a posture which total Ann Sanders, director of offered this semester. A third a·pproach to overali self than 'just the1 body. The ly relaxes the body, mind,and dance at Mesa College, teach­ Sanders also teaches a fit­ health taught by Sanders is student gains a feeling of spirit,'' she said. es sever al· approaches to exer­ ness and figure control class. Hatha Yoga. wholeness and being together .. cise for total fitness. "I did a lot of research in ''Yoga has a different em­ Through her beginning terms of activities we could do phasis through exercise. We dance classes, she teaches with time allotted before I work for physical, spiritual, "the joy of movement and begaA teaching this class," and mental coordination. balance." she said. Hatha means union of mind "It is much more fun to The program incorporates and body. An understanding move to music and with oth­ jogging because it is ''the best of relaxation techniques is · ers. There's no competition as activity requiring the least important to Westerners, who with ball-type games or track, amount of trme.'' Sanders live at an accelerated pace," and no props such as rackets feels that jogging has become she explained. or nets are needed," she said. popular "because it makes Students work for correct ''The students can work on people feel good,'' breathing. Postures are held their bodies and feel good The class includes exercis­ for long periods and are about it. They gain flexibility,s ing for spot reducing, guest moved into with clear, careful, speakers, and introduction to slow motions. "The students can work on exercising activities not famil­ "In regular exercise, you their bodies and feel good iar to most students. Sanders bounce the muscles, causing about it. They g'ain flexibility, said she encourages student them to tighten. Yoga exer­ muscle tone, endurance, co­ inclination to explore new cises promote flexibility," ordination, and body align­ techniques. She charts their Sanders said. ment or posture. If the organs ''You gain strength and physical progress. . "Stretching is the name of the game," said.Ann Sanders. are properly supported with "You can maintain physical endurance. For example, the

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Folk ways to healing and ''cures'' and treatments offer­ Lily-of the Valley-Good for for excessive sexual desire parting with hard-earned cash natural herb medicines are in, ed by th is book are: the heart, usefu-i in epilepsy and sexual debi I ity. A . most and placing their health in but they may just put you ''out Bistort Root-cures cholera and convulsions of all kinds. effective hair tonic, it will jeopardy by rushing into some of it" P.ntirely. and is useful in tr~ating Mistletoe-excellent reme~ make hair grow and removes of the suggested remedies In one of the current best smallpox, measels, and nip­ dy for cholera, epilepsy, and dandruff. contained in the many books selling natural medicine tures. heart troubles. While the book does co·ntain flooding the market on this books, Back to Eden by Jethro Blue Violet-a proven cure Mullein-successfully used some interesting recipes for topic. Kloss, some unique and pos­ for cancer and syphilis. for asthma, bronchitis, remov­ natural cooking and dietary There is a great deal of sibly dangerous prescriptions Corn silk-useful in pre­ al of warts, tumors, ulcers, · concerns, again common serious medical information are advocated. While not en­ venting bedwetting. (A side mumps, and tonselitis. Also sense and wel I-documented and research to the fact that tirely discounting all natural comment from Dr. Bruce for swollen testicles. modern information should be American eating habits and remedies, .care should be ex­ Bauerle, Assoc. Professor of Red Clover-It is a most taken into account before at­ dependence on drugs has ercised when deciding upon a Biology: "The only way it powerful remedy for cancer­ tempting any radical changes lowered the general health course of action concerning could prevent bedwetting is to ous growths and leprosy. Also in eating habits. level, but the' cures Sl!..J gested one's health. stuff it inside the under­ splendid for syphilis. Many intellige\,t and con­ by some of these books are not Listed among the many pants.") Sage-An excellent article cerned individuals today are the way to overcome this- . . . ~ - Friday February 23, ·1979 CRITERION Page 13 Good Nutrition: ·lt--really ·is that easy · by CHERYL HARDY niacin, riboflavin, and iron are ucts, and protein products. "A piece of swiss cheese tro1, ano woria nutrition proo- Supplement Editor added to various products. "If you use four from the contains more calcium propin- lems is included. These are substances often first group, including one high ate than is added to two loaves The class, now offering two Mrs. Clarice Taylor, assis­ removed through processing in vitamin C, four from the of bread-yet people worry credit hours, will be increased tant professor of home eco­ and foods are processed be- second group, two of the milk about that additive in bread,'• to three hours of credit in the nomics, maintains that good cause Americans prefer pro- products·, and two of the she said. summer. It will be expanded nutrition is "quite easy" to cessed foods," she explained. protein group in your daily · - - obtain, especially since the "The fortification of milk diet, your nutrition needs will "If natural foods were sub- to include the basics of modi- advent of enrichment and with vitamin D has virtually be met." · · jected to the same kinds of tying diets for disease control fortification programs by the eliminated rickets," she said. "There are two excep- tests as chemicals are, they -needed by students in the government. "We often try to . make tions," she said. "The basic wo_uldn't pass either," she nursing and dental programs. "In the early 1900's," she nutritton too difficult. We are four will only provide about added. For an illustration of explained, ''diseases such as taught from first grade that if 1200 c~lories-below 'energy this point, see the chart below. "Our country has the most pelegra and rickets were pre­ we only be sure to eat foods needs. And-the iron needs of abundant and atlequate food valent. This partly brought from the Basic Four groups, some women may'not be met. In her nutrition class, Taylor supply in the world. It is up to about the enrichment and we will be properly n_ourished. A blood test can determine teaches .factors influencing the individual to know enough fortification programs. Now By the time we are adultC!, anemia." to be· sel.ective,'' she said. v food habits, functions of vita- these illnesses are invisible in feeding our own children per- Concerning additives _ in mins and minerals and their: America.'' haps, we decide 'it's' just foods, Taylor said that most of sources, and personal applica­ '' Diet supplements are sold The terms enrichment and gotta be harder than that. But them are natural-that is, tion of how to select foods. as insurance policies-you fortification are not syn on­ it isn't," she said. they are taken from one food take 'one-a-day' to be sure. . ymous. The Basic Four groups in- and· added to another for Information on the nutrient · The fault is not with onf "Enrichment is legally de­ elude fruits and vegetables, purposes such as emulsion needs of various ages and· industry or another-they sel fined as how much thiamin, cereal and grain, milk prod- and preservation. living conditions, weight con- what we will buy."

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Note: The above chemicals ar~ chemfcals found naturally in food. No food additives (man-r:nade chemicals) are itemized. Also, please note that the chemical listings are not necessarily complete. Page 14 CRITERION Friday February 23, 1979 Rolling: For ·The Mind And The. BQdy is achieved by actually moving patterns affect the way they by TAM MY FREEBURG the muscle groups of which ' carry themselves and, in some Criterion Editor each segment is composed. cases, can damage the sJruc­ Dan Miller, a· rolfing client ture of their bodies. Any person interested in who has received the entire Other things also affec.t the .+ health should kn ow yet an­ treatment of 10 initial ses­ way people carry themselves. other of the many ways to sions, says rolfing differs from The effects of each injury or maintain it-rolfing, a treat­ massage because '' massage disease experiences by the ment which, in addition ti can loosen up different muscle individual remains, to some . changing one's body, may also . g, '1ups, but that doesn't ne­ extent, w'it hi n their body. cnange one's mind. cessarily mean that they will Emotions and mental process­ Maintaining holistic health be re-aligned." He feels that es also help to create patterns entails the effort, by an indi­ massage may correct some of movement. Dr. W.C. Eller­ vidual, to maximize his/her problems but that if actual broek, M.D., says, "Not one efficiency ~s a functioning. movement of the muscle single thought or act or word human being. A complete groups is necessary, rolfing is fails to leave its imprint on the human being is not considered needed. fails to leave its imprint on just a body, mind or spirit, buf The ultimate goal of rotting both brain and body." (Eller­ an interrelating combination is to have al I parts of the body broek was a general surgeon of all three. Included in main­ aligned with gravity. This for 19 years and is currently a taining holistic health is the alignment Is the easiest way staff psychiatrist at Metropol­ responsibility on the part of for erect creatures such as itan State Hospital in Los the individual to seek treat­ humans to stand, walk, sit, Angeles.) ment when illness occurs­ etc. According to Miller, this Miller says, "The relation­ whether it be psychotherapy, produces a lightness which is ship between the body and the" This illustation conveys the idea.that the body is composed of - segments, or muscle groups, that should be "stacked" one massage, medicine or a tech a ''statement about your phy­ mind is a holistic one. The massage, medicine or a tech­ sical being. When you feel patterns you use in· your mind on top of-each other. nique known as rolfing. good, you have a light feeling, affect your body." An exam­ Rolfing was developed by like walking down the street ple of this would be an seeing how he stands, walks Institute), and it's located in Dr. Ida Rolf, who obtained her with a little bounce." instance wherein a person's and sits-while knowing that Boulder, Colorado. The quali­ Ph.D in biochemistry and. Also -behind the theory of view of the world affects their much of his movement pattern fications for entering the physiology from Columbia U­ rolfing is the concept that body type. In other words, a is his own choice. school are as fol lows: the niversity. she says rolfing patterns of movement are rigid· body type could be the Rolfing, says Miller, cor­ applicant must have a bac­ "enters into the body's pro­ learned as one grows up. result of thinking the world is rects artificial limitations of calaureate degree from an cess and changes its course." Human beings, says Miller, "out to get you." the body-those imposed by accredited institution; he must The purpose of rolfing .is · to . don't always move the most Rolfing, according to Miller, incorrect patterns· of move­ be licensed through the state align the different segments of efficient or best way. For changes a person's view of ment or of thinking, both of with a certificate of massage; the human body (i.e. legs, example, some choose to himself, the attitude he has which can be altered. He he must be at least 25 years of trunk, head, etc.). in a direct slump rather- than sit straight toward himself, and the atti­ stresses, "It's not going to age; he must have knowledge · line, so as to work with the because, to · that person, tude he has towards the rest of make you invincible,'' but in the fundamentals of biolog­ force of gravity instead of slumping feels "right. 11 All of the world. Ideas that indivi­ adds, "You may be stronger." ical sciences; he must submit against it. This means of re­ the choices that human beings duals have ·which affect their He maintains that there iire to a selection interview (In aligini_ng the body's segments make regarding movement lives are often manifested in still definite bodily limitations which other rolfers judge the their bodies. This can cause such as congenital defects and applicant's emotional, psycho­ pain produced by tension or nerve damage and that those logical and physical qualifica­ stress. Rolflng,, by re-aligining who have been rolfed are still tions, as well as his academic the muscle groups affected by suseptible to Illnesses such as readiness)·. The applicant the pain, alleviates ·the ten­ influenza and colds. must also have completed. 10 sion, too. However, rolfing does pro- · standard rolfing sessions as a Rolfing, since It alters a vide people with a more client and the introductory person's physical make-up, efficient way of running their series of structural patterning, may change the chemical bodies, which In turn im­ which teaches the Individual structure within the body or proves the efficiency of every­ how to move In a correct way. the way food.is digested or the thing they do. Miller says that hormonal structure, etc. By the results achieved in rotting The applicant must also be a doing this, it may also alter are ongoing. Dr. Rolf says member of the American Mas­ mental or emotional aspects of ''the effects of rolfing are not sage and Therapy Association. that person. For instance, if simply permanent; they are The school consists of teach­ the present hormonal struct­ progressive.'' ings in movement analysis, ure within a person's body 'is Regarding the commonly­ anatomy, and practitioner producing an overactive gland held view that the elderly training. The prospective rolf­ which, in turn, makes the must be bowed over or crip­ er attends classes for 10 and person over-emotional, the pled, Milter says that through one half months at a cost of person's emotional state rolfing ''old people don't have might be altered when his to be bent over, pulled down $5,000. hormonal structure is altered. by gravity.'' He acknowledges Those who are rel ucfant to By changing people's bodies, that while not all elderly let someone actually change rolfing might also change their people are debilitated in this their bodies are reminded that When the body is in direct allignment with the force of minds. way, rolfing may help some of the rotter) is a highly-qualified-· gravity, a line can be drawn straight from the ears to heels. A Miller claims that rolfing those who are. professional and knows a feeling of lightness is expereienced when all parts of the changes a person's awareness There's only one certified great deal about the human body are in allignment. • of his own body-in terms of school of rolfing (The Rolf body. Fasting;· It Has Multiple Effects· . ·. b/ ~HERYL HARDY can teach your body to eat only last day, in fact, he took a four Supp~~ment Editor when you are hungry, not· mile walk and felt ''very re­ when your mother programm­ freshed'' afterward. f: ~itin~ can ·~e good for" you ed you to eat,'' he said. And. thev aaree. "unless , iri Several W, . . ~, according to Another student said he has you are very careful, you'll eat two Me:k students who tried found that fasting clears his like a pig when it's over." it. system of poisons, making his One read that after a brief "I mostly wanted -to see if I less suseptlble to disease. fast, ''you should go on a diet ;ould do it," said Todd Rutt. "Many historically famous of raws foods for a while. Then ··My psychology book said people· fasted," he said. "Sen­ try a longer fast. The elimin­ that the human body could go eca, the Roman, fasted or ate ation of poisons will be more without food. for two weeks. I oly raw foods. When he was gradual with this schedule, wanted to see if I could." · imprisoned and forced, to eat lessening the weakening ef­ Rutt went through "three or poison, it didn't kill him." fect." four'·' fasts over the Christmas Both students say that the Rutt said that after the third holidays, from three days to first two or three days are the day of hrs six-day fast, he felt six days each. He said he lost hard·est because '· you g.et fine. But on the sixth day, he "about 15 pounds,,,_ but he really fatigued." One recom­ "nearly fainted. It made me thinks a lot of that was "body mends if you are going to eat nervous, so I decided to eat. water.'' anything, stick to one food. On Then I threw up my food. '' Not only can you lose a three-day fruit juice fast, he After that length of time, my weight, but by fasting, you didn't feel weak at all. On the stomach and intesti'nes had contracted. - Friday February 23, 1979 CRITERION Page 15 e Good To Yourself This Year

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Dr. Pembroke, examining the "Sure, I hated Tragresser," all his money to the Ency­ going to take it up to his room . body of Clarence Tragrener, said Jim Nealon, Tragresser's clopaedia Britannica. I left in a and study it until late. He the world-famous insectolo­ bodyguard and an amateur rage and didn't return until must have knocked It over in gist. scientist. this morning, when I found his sleep, 1'm afraid, and the "What's the verdict, old " It was me that took the him in his room, dead." little bugger bit him.'' "I'm afraid your story just man?" asked Lam-Poon, Pem­ doctor into the deserts, the Suddenly, the door to the "Hm," muttered Pem­ doesn't quite cut-it, Aeggie," broke's Oriental manservant jungles, and the mountains. huge living room burst open. broke, stroking h Is chin. said ftembroke 1rav~y. ''You and aide. "Why did this bloke I'm the one who should get the In flew Reggie Tragresaer, the "Thank you, P'teggie. I'd say see, as an msectologist, your cash in his chips?" credit for discovering all those old scientist's magnetic, · ad­ this clears up a groat deal , father would have little use for '' Death obviously was in­ new species that he puts his venturous son. He was re- wouldn't you, Lam-Poon?" studying a tarantula for the flicted by that large Eurypel­ name on. I'd do all the work, 1plendent In knee pants, rid­ American I n·aecto~•at Asso­ ma calilornica over there- and he'd get all the credit. ing boots and helmet, and he ciation. Tarantulas f-1·1into the . tarantula to you," said Pem­ Why, just last summer, I carried a large polo mallet class Arachnida, not the class broke, pointing to a hairy glob found a new variety of cock- , under one arm. "Or. Pem­ lnsecta, and would probably in the corner of the room. "It roach in our hotel room, and broke! ' ' he cried. '• So good to be of little use to your father.'' must have crept up on Tra­ he stole it right out from under see you again. Are you here After Reggie attempted to gresser in the middle of the me. But I didn't kHI him. I about Father's death?'' smash Pembroke with his polo night. He awoke and killed the swear I didn't!" "Yes. I'm glad you're here. mallet, the good doctor dis­ thing, but not before it could "Father was becoming ad­ Perhaps you can clear this patched the arrogant young inflict its deadly bite." dled in his old age,'' said up," replied Pembroke. He man with a I ittle aikido and ''The thing must have been Blanche, Tragresser's quickly outlined the facts that turned him over to the police. kept in here," said Lam-Poon, daughter. "It was getting to he had discovered in Clarence ' ' You should have paid picking up an open glass jar. the point .that he wouldn't Tragresser's bedroom. more attention in your natural "Pembroke, old boy, do you even give me money to sup­ "Why, it's all elementary!" sciences class at Harvard,' ' think .. ?" port my philanthropic pro­ cried Reggie. ''You see, Fath­ said Pembroke as the police '' ... That someone released jects, like the Home for Way- er was engaged in writing a handcuffed Reggie. ======Music-- 'Reefer Numbness?' 1930s anti-marijuana docu­ by CAROL ROSS by HILLARY PENROSE mentary, this film contained a Criterion Staff Writer Special to The Criterion number of obvious discrepan­ cies between information Rock fans tend to disparage disco music sound unheard. Attention: dope smokers! If about pot known then and Like fanatics everywhere, they hear only what they want to you missed the Cooper's mid­ now . . hear. This is perfectly all right, as long as they describe what night madness show of "She they have heard rather than a musical style in general. Shoulda' Said No" and "Reef­ Reefer Madness was a film First of all, there is no one disco sound. Like rock music, er Madness,'' you missed a of similar mentality. It too disco has a unifying beat. Beyond that, each song has to lot. · contained blatant untruths a­ stand on its own merits, as does each LP. A lot of gross inaccuracies. bout marijuana. "It's a Second, there are very few LPs which ·feature nothing but A lot of propaganda. scourge." "The soul-destroy­ disco songs. Many albums have one or two pure disco cuts, A lot of sleep, too. But a ing marijtJana ~ more vicious and the rest is a mix of whatever the artists deemed number of people didn't let a than morphine, o.pium and appropriate. little thing like the movie stay even heroin." "It's addict­ To discuss disco music styles further, it is necessary to them from slumber. Still oth­ ive." "It causes hallucina­ distinguish between European or electric disco and what has ers, undoubtedly somnambu­ tions. '' been spawned by the United States, which is often heavy in lists, just got up and walked . Kids driving recklessly anc:t "funk" and soul. out. fast (I'm told you drive slower ~~~I---~~~ George Deffet, in his debut LP No Guts, No Glory, is close Not that this reviewer Is an but it feels fasted), everyone to European disco. The beat is everything and orchestration expert on the subject of mari­ being really bizarre, and not ~/ $ VALUE'\\ , • I juana by any means. But my 1s precise. . one single person with the . I for purchases of $ 10 \ One side of this disc is hard disco. Deffet sounds adequate roommate's name is Mary munchies! It's incredible! . lor more. Multiple coupons through most of the cuts, but doesn't shine. Jane, and I did vote for This reviewer suggests that : ~ may be used for each $10 1 The other side is mellow and romantic. Here Deffet is McGovern in '72! Seriously, you try to sit through the O ~ of purchases. /~ much better. I still wouldn't break any doors down to buy this though, everything this re­ entire film once, if you haven't I f> ,EXPIRES 30 DAYS,//._, LP. viewer knows about grass she seen it already. It's showing in ' ,AFTERISS

The Women's Resource Center is again presenting their Grand Junction music fans annual Film Festival. The festival begins March 12 at Two were treated to a taste of Rivers Plaza. The films will be shown on alternate Mondays rollicking rock-n-roll Feb. 14 at 7:30 p.m. .. as Flash Cadillac performed to a full house at Two Rivers . According to Lin Underhill of the Center, this year the Plaza. . films will be shown on a newly installed, large overhead Don Learic and his Underthe­ screen in the main auditorium, ''a great improvement over Rock Enterprises presented a the inadequate facility used last fall." · full evening of entertainment Scheduled films will be: March 12-The Seduction of Mimi as the Backwash Boys, Woody (directed by Wertmuller); March 26-Sleeper (a Woody and the Too High Band and Allen futuristic comedy); April 9-Lonely are the Brave finatly Flash Cadillac filled (Dalton Trumbo); April 23-Silent Running (ecological four hours with a variety of science fiction}; and May 7-A Free Woman (a highly musical experiences. acclaimed feminist film). The Backwash Boys, reunit­ Season tickets for the five film series are $9 and are ed for this Valentine's Day available by contacting the Women's Resource Center or by concert, displayed positive Photo by Cliff Goss calling Underhill at 434-6354. Tickets for the individual films proof that Grand Junction has will be available at the door, as space permits, for $2.25. produced its own special brand of fine rock music. This group, composed of past Auditions for the spring musical, Applause, will be held at and present area talent, in­ 7 p.m. Feb. 28 and March 1 at the Walter Walker Little cl ud·i ng two Mesa College Theater. students, Brian Branstetter An accompianist will be provided. It is requested that and Bob Baugh, brought the songs from the show not be used for auditions. crowd to its feet and onto the The call is for singers and dancers who also can act. dance floor. Production dates are April 26-29. Woody and ihe Too High Band kept up the crowd energy with their fine-tuned The College Ce.nter Board will be conducting a recruitment Boulder band. meeting for new members for the Board at 6 p.m., Feb. 27, The playful and somewhat North Meeting Room. CCB has provided such events as Las gymnastic antics of Flash Cad­ Vegas Night, Bingo Night, Coffee House programs, Video illac left no doubt as to why Tape Night and other student activities. CCB promises a this band has maintained its . . rewarding experience and a chance to really get involved in popularity: always the sound, Backwash Boys: Allen King, Brian Branstetter, Bob Baugh, Mesa College, so come try us out. the music, but also the profes­ Ralph Donnan and Joe Weber. Photo by Cliff Goss sional showmanship of true r------~ entertainers.

!I BER W!d!!!t Houston Hall to get mural Progress has been made in at tion of art in state buildings. York and has been exhibited least one portion of the Hous­ Colorado became the seventh in 84 shows and received 22 ton Hall remodeling. Muralist state in the nation to have prizes and awards. Lu is Eades of Bou Ider has such a .program, said Arts He studies in England, Mex­ been commissioned to create a Council Chairman Robert B. ico and the United States. For mural for the east stairwell of Yegge. One large sandwich for $1 . 89 16 years he taught art at the Houston Hal I. .He has painted murals in University of Colorado and Eades is the first Colorado Mexico and Central America, before that at the University of artist commissioned in the The Second One For as well as the United States. Texas. ' I state's Art in Public Places His work is in the permanent I program. This new percent­ collection of the Whitney Mu­ According to Dr. Clifton Wig­ for-art program is administer­ seum of American Art in New nall, associate professor of ·Only I ed by the Colorado Council on anthropology at Mesa College, I the Arts and Humanities. Eades will receive $3,500 to and member of the selection With Coupon I It began when the state create the mural. His painting jury, the remaining artists 96 Cents legislature passed a bill allo­ '' involves- complex geometric have not yet been selected. I . cating "not less than one forms as well as imagery Wignall says that Eades Open 10 to 8 I percent of the capital con­ derived from the landscape,'' should begin his initial work Monday-Saturday Next to the 7-11 Store I struction costs'' for acquisi- he said. sometime in May. 12 to 8 Sunday 245-1185 I ~------~------J Talk team takes trophy Thanks to an outpouring of Many personal contribu­ Then contributions began to Having Legal Problems? support from the campus and - tions were also received. pour in. Large contributions community, Mesa College's "We couldn't have made it came from the Alumni Associ- 12th ranked debate team tra­ without al I these people who velled to California to C081pete believe in us and the college. ation, the dean and faculty of · in the University of Southern It just proves that a lot of the School of Social and Beha­ California's Trojan Champion­ people are honestly concerned vioral Sciences and the Schol­ ships last weekend. with what happens here,'' arship and Development Com­ Tom O'Connor and Greg said O'Connor. mittee. Walcher continued their win­ .ning ways by beating Pepper­ dine, Loyola and California -- State University at Los An­ geles and making it into eli­ mination rounds. Walcher and O'Connor be­ gan discussing the tourna­ ment with college personnel and friends of the forensic team last week .. It was appar­ The SBA off ice has arranged for legal counseling service for ent that, in agreement with :ill Mesa ColleQe students. Come by for an appointment. team pol icy, no student fee monies which pay for team Paid for by th~ S.tud.ent Body. Association. travel could be used to send just two debaters to the tour­ Latest trophy addition for the debate team nament. Photo by Aaron Vann Friday Feb. 23, 1979 CRITERION Page 19 I CBS otters a ;gold-plated Pearl Bailey The American music scene Arms and the Girl, House of tion of "Body and Soul" which She soon signed with the her voice as a jazz mus1c1an is one of the most diverse in Flowers-and in films­ · later became one of her big­ Musicraft lab.el and her early does with his instrument. the world, and this unique including Carmen Jones, That gest hit records. It was while hits included "Everything I Pearl Bailey, Ella Fitzgerald environment has fostered Certain Feeling, Porgy and she was appearing at the Have is Yours," "I'm and Sarah Vaughan represent some of the most distinctive Bess-left no doubt as to her Apollo that vocalist Billy Eck­ the best of one of America's styles in the history of enter­ ability as an actress. stine heard her and recom­ Through with Love,'' ''Tend­ tainment. Like Pearl, Ella Fitzgerald mended her to bandleader erly'' and ''Summertime ..' ' most productive musical per­ Among those stylists are was born in 1918 in Newport Earl "Fatha" Hines. Vaughan Along with Ella and Pearl, she iods. The heritage they have three women who find their News, Virginia. She was or­ became his vocalist and stayed earned a reputation as a jazz. brought through decades of roots in the jazz and big band iginally billed as a dancer with Hines one year before · singer in the professional music makes their sound even era-Pearl Bailey, Ella Fitz­ when she appeared at ttle going on to work with other sense of the term; that is, a more special and new today gerald and Sarah Vaughan. Harlem Opera House's 1934 bands. singer who can improvise with than it was forty years ago. They will be appearing to­ amateur contest, but the then gether for the first time on the 16-year-old was too scared ·to '·'Third Annual Kraft All-Star dance, so she tried to sing like Salute:-Pearl Bailey," March her idol , Connee Boswell. 14, 8 p.m.. on station KREX­ Ella's rendition of "The TV. Object of My Desire" so All three of these remark­ entranced bandleader Chic able women grew up during Webb, who was in the audi­ the 1920's and got their starts ence that night, that he hired in show business in similar her as his band 's vocalist. ways. Their careers developed Ella soon went on to solo during the heyday of big work with the bands of Count bands and nightclubs, al­ Basie and Duke Ellington. though each one developed a Over the years, she perfected style that is strictly her own her range of two octaves and a and is an intimate reflection of sixth (from the low D or D flat her particular personality. · to the high B and occasionally Pearl Bailey was born in higher) and became a master Newport News, Virginia, in of the falsetto. 1918. She got her start in show Simultaneously, her record­ business when she entered an ing projects began to blossom an amateur contest at Phila­ and her version of '' A Tisket a delphia' s Pearl Theater in Ta$ket'' on the Decca label 1933. immortalized that children's Pearl performed a song and rhyme. ~ dance routine which won her Ella Fitzgerald was headlin­ the first prize of five dollars ing at the Apollo Theater the and a two-week engagement night 18-year-old Sarah at the theater for a salary of Vaughan performed in the $30 a week. weekly amateur contest. As Pearl's career soon turned did Ella and Pearl before her, to the films and Broadway she won first prize-which work that were to become the consisted of 10 dollars and a primary focus of her life. Her week 's engagement at the Pearl Bailey, Sarah Vaughan and Ella Fitzgerald, three First Ladies of Jazz. appearances in state shows­ theater. ,. such as St. Louis Woman, Sarah's entry was a rendi- rurrcrfiliL -Trivia tidbits~= PR0DclCT~ by TODD RUTT Trivia ne plus ultra fOfi

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by JOHN JONES be Rich Coltrinari who just Criterion Sports Editor happens to hold every Mesa pitching record. Other folks Winter may still be with us, on the mound will be Dave but the Maverick basebal I Alberts, John Kellerman, season · is just around the Steve Poland and Dan Elliosn. corner. Believe it or not, the , _ Moving to the infield, which season opener is just fifteen will be led by the kid from days away at Lincoln Park. New Mexico Gary Scogin, a · Coach Byron Wiehe is senior who's got the exper­ anticapting a super season for ience at short stop. Around the Mesa team . With a great the infield Scogin will be new crop of junior . college backed by Richard Eangle­ transfer and freshman players hart, Mickey Deluca, Stev~ the Mavs are going to be Fisher and Alan Trujillo. looking tough. Since last October the Maverick team has been practicing, a time Finally the outfield, a vital which allows the new players part of any ball club. John to adjust to the club. Guidone heads the list of Let 's take a look at some of players in this department. .the new faces. Tim Newston Guidone is a proven strong frqm Pendleton, Oregon looks player evident of his perfor­ promising, the six foot two mance on last year NAI play­ inches catcher carries a very offs. Rick Jones and _Dave big and powerful bat. New­ Gracey, · both junior college· ston was drafted by the Cleve­ transfers will add depth to this land Indians out of high school area. Add one Larry Com­ and also was drafted by the stock and Dale Sp-enser, the Pittsburgh Pirates after his RMAC oppnents will find the junior college debut. But for fielding hard to get around. Mesa's baseball leaders with last season's trophies. now Newston plans to spend two years here as a Mav Coach Wiehe sights -So. Mesa Junior High School, coa­ before going on to the pros. Utah and Regis as the main DATE OPPONENT TIME Along with Newston will be ches the infield. Shepard, the competition in the RMAC title · womens tennis coach here at Mike Saffa who will also be chase. While So. Colorado Friday, March 9 Colo. School of Mines DH 2 :00 Mesa, takes care of the out­ playing behind the plate. Sa turdav, March 10 Western State DH 1 :00 looms as the dark horse. field and conditioning of the Saft a also carries a big bat. Wiehe does' consider the Friday. March 16 Metro State DH 1:00 According to Wiehe we will be entire team. RMAC a tough league, but to Saturday, 'Vl arch 17 Metro State DH 12:00 playing both catchers as they have a winning season you The up-coming games In Spring T rip - will trade off from designated 'have to play the competition. early March will give the hitter and catching duties. Mavs a chance to look at how March 25-28 (at) New Mexico St. Univ On the mound the Mave~­ Two new coaches join the they will fare in the spring (at) New Mexico St. Univ DH ricks have a crew of hot Maverick squad. They are· break trip. On this trip the Bradley Univ (at NMSU) pitchers lead by Jerry Felt, Quinn Gustafson and Conner team will be heading south to (at) Univ. of Texas, El Pasco DH who can beat anybody at Shepard. Gustafson a phy­ , El Paso Texas for week of ball Saturday, March 31 Univ of Wyoming . DH 3:30 anytime. Along with Felt will sical ed teacher from Orchard games.

OFFICIATING BASKETBALL- a thin line to walk By CAROL DAVIS what games they" II be re­ but for girls' the rate is 50 thing that each referee must He also will not permit Criterion Sports Writer fereeing. dollars. decide for himself. "vulgar words," or ...if they On the college circuit, the In the high schools, the pay Robidoux said that once keep up (harassing) verbally." The man whom everyone selection is done by com­ rates are 25 dollars, 20 dollars, coaches or players get past However, he said that he seems to be against. The man missioner out of Denver. The and 15 dollars for triple, that point of "gentlemanly" usually lets the coach have who takes abuse form every contracts for each individual double and single A schools, conduct, he will slap a tech­ th is say as long as it is not out side: coaches, . p_lay~rs and official are drawn up prior to respectively. nical on them. of bounds. fans. The man whose deci­ the start of the season. Like many of the referees, cisions may change the out­ Robidoux said that the 26 Robidoux has to psych himself come of a crucial game. registered officals in this area up before each game. He is the sports official, who serve Mesa County. This For the college games.., can sometimes hold the !on­ includes all of the schools '' I really have to find out how liest job in the world. ranging from Fruita to Pal­ the teams play offensively and Rich Robidoux, who works isade, extending out to Pla­ defensively.'' at Jesse Boyce Motors, is one . teau Valley in Collbran and in He studies the rules before of those men. Debeque. each game and reviews He got into officiating be­ To be a registered official is ''every game situation that cause he has been in sports all no easy matter, according to could happen.'' of his I ife and, "I wanted to Robidoux. He stressed that it is impor­ stay in basketball as much as I A closed-book test must be tant for him to have things could." taken, which is ''very diffi­ "fresh in my memory" to "act Robidoux said that he · es­ cult.'' A score of 84 percent or on it quickly." pecially enjoys refereeing col­ higher must be achieved to Although the fans may lege basketbal I because of the pass the test. seem to be totally against him "quality of the ballplayers." He explained that a test sometimes, Robidoux said, "I However, there are no must be taken each year after don't let fans bother me." teams that he prefers not to that. The test is not a pass or Most of the time, that is. officiate. '' I enjoy doing it fail, but the scores are looked He said the exception is all.'' at, to make sure that each when there is a smaller crowd But, he added that ttie individual is familiar with his and someone's voice is heard college teams are more ad­ rules and procedures. above all the others. vanced in the sport, so not so The pay for officiating de­ However, he is usually too many errors are committed, pends on the size of the busy ''concentrating too much making it ''easier to work.'' school. of what's going on '' instead of Robidoux wxplained ~hat For college boys' games, listening to fans." the officials have no choice of the officials receive 65 dollars, Techinical fouls are some- RMAC official Ron Stoneburner in action. Friday Feb. 23 , 1979 CRITERION Page 21 Wi nterf est '79---- good times in the sn9w

Fun in the snow. Winterfest '79 came off as a super day of skiing, sampling wine and just a good time on the Grand Mesa. A small crowd of 130 Mesa skiers took the day off from the campus to enjoy the day at Powderhorn . Ole Man Winter gave way to a day of blue sky and sunshine day for th'e skiers. Conditions were packed powder but to some of the powderhounds, there was some of the white gold to be found in spots. It was a day to kick back and soak in the rays and good times.

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' Friday Feb. 23, 1979 CRITERION Page 23 Mavericks back on track by beating Indians by CAROL DAVIS half, the score was tied 6-6. half was made by USC with 38 score. Greg Rath was making the Criterion Sports Writer USC, for almost two min- seconds left, making the score The game once again pro­ longest s~ots of the game with utes, chalked up six points - 40-38 in the Mavs' favor. gressed pretty evenly until, about three 16-foot jump The University of Southern while holding Mesa to none, Mav Coach Doug Schakel during the last few minutes, shots. Colorado suffered at the hands making the score 16-11 in received the only technical of Mesa got control of the ball Mesa will play their last two of the Mavericks last Satur­ USC's favor with 15:23 left in the game in the first half. and scored the last seven games on the road this week­ day night when the Mavs the first half. Going into the second half, points of the game, making end. They will be in Golden defeated them 67-59. However, Mesa turned the freshman Wade Kirchmeyer them victorious at 67-59. tonight to take on the Colorado The USC Indians were look­ tables later on in the first half, went on the warpath against School of Mines and will be ing forward to defeating the racking up eight points while the Indians, scoring 10 points High point scorer of the hosted Saturday night in Den­ Mavs on their own floor, since at the same time holding USC in only four minutes. Four of - game was Greg Rath with 14 ver at Regis College. Mesa beat them at their own to none. The score was then in those points were aquired by points. He was followed by gym in Pueblo earlier in the the Mavs' favor 25-22. free-throws. Chris Randall with 11 and Schakel said that he is not year. From then on, neither team Immediately, USC turned Wade Kirchmeyer with 10. looking to win One more than Greg Rath started off the was able to .take complete the tide and, with 8:23 left in Randall and Robbie Chavez the other. game for Mesa, scoring the control of the bail and the the game, the Indians rallied led rebounds with four apiece, ''We absolutely have to" first four points of the game. scoring remained pretty even. to score seven points, giving followed by Kirchmeyer with have both of them if we hope With 16:46 left in the first The last point of the first the Mavs no opportunity to three. to get in the playoffs."- BASKETBALL--~------_.__--- Win over Western keeps playoff hopes 'alive

They're keeping the playoff game. Schakel put in the four playoff trai I. As it looks more only to lose by one or two As of right now the Mavs hopes alive. The Mavericks corner offense to allow Wade like a freeway than a trail for points. are couple percentage points pu I led out a narrow victory Kirchemeyer to rest as Kerch­ the Mavs. The passing gear Satuday the Mesa team will behind Ft. Lewis in the Litken over Western State last Mon­ meyer still has a touch of they' II need will be back to be entertained by Regis. day night. The score Mesa mono. Stats for the night, back victories this coming Again it is a must win game haus rating. Note the Ft. 69 Western 65. According to Chris Randall with a hot 28 weekend. Friday night the for the Mavs to be a contender Lewis Raiders must play So. Coach Doug Schakel, "I credit points and six rebounds Wade Mesa team will play the to the playoffs. ' Wade Kirchmeyer for coming Kirchmeyer dropping in 20 School of Mines. The Ore­ Utah to close ovt the season. through in the final minutes of points and eight rebounds and d iggers losing record not re­ Both games will be broad­ A winning weekend of basket- the game. Mesa was able to Greg Rath pumping in 9 pts. flect the true calaber of the casted on KEXO 1230 a. m. at ball will give the Mavs the keep a five point spread in the This Maverick basketball team they are. They a hav~ 7:30 p. m. Tune in for edge for the fourth place game but in was a close played team has gotten back on the played alot of close ball games Maverick action this weekend. playoff spot. Women turn in winning performanceas season ends Starting off on the right 12, Cindy Reed 10, Jill Elliot This past weekend the Mav look at some of the other the competition is tougher foot. The Mesa ladies put 10, Paula Tylor 7 and Deb girls were consistent. It has player on the team for next here on this side of the together a winning weekend of Wasson 7. The Mavs were been the in-consistent games year. Surprisingly the Mavs mountain. Tonite the Mesa basketbal I. shooting 39% from the field that have hurt the team. have fared ·better in games team will be Durango to battle while Regis was 291/2. According to coach Karen against the eastern RMAC op­ the Fort Lewis Raiders. Friday night's contest was Saturday night the Mav Wallace "I have been disap­ ponents. Being in the Wes­ Saturday the girls will travel with Regis College, as the women took on the School of pointed with the season." tern division the Mesa women to Alamosa as they will close Rangers only brought five Mines. Mesa decided to run What the ladies plan to use to play Western St.,. So Utah, out the Alamosa as they to players. This one factor was a the score wild as ttie girls put the remaining garnes will be and Adam St. To put it short close out the season against key to the Maverick win. One in 90 points to the Orediggers the Adam St. Indians. of the Rangers did twist her 62. Tami Malensek turned in ankle leaving only four Regis 21 points with 14 rebounds players to battle the Mavs in fol lowed by Deb Wasson pour­ the second half. Mesa put ing 15 points. Forty eight together a team effort in percent was the shooting ave­ beating the Rangers. High rage from the field for the score were Becki Baker with Mavericks.

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Bringing home the bacon. of weeks before the NAIA The Mav wrestlers are back championships March 2-3. from the RMAC with three During this time the Mavs will champions and a runner-up. rest and work on conditioning The Maverick champs are to taper off for the tourney. Greg Bristol 126, Randy La An interesting point about Blanc 158, and Monte Griffith Tooker's team is that they are 167. The runner-up is Terry all from the western slope of Griffith 150 in an overtime Colorado, with a couple of Randy Le Blanc match. additions from the eastern Monte Griffith Other high finishers were slope. The wrestlers goin~ to Dan Moses, third at 118, Clay the nationals are all from the Mock, fourth at 177, and Jack western side of the mountain. Benson in fourth. The Mavericks will be send­ Injuries during the tourney ing Bristol, La Blanc and the stopped Tom Reed with a kt 1ee Griffith brothers to nationals. .injury and Randy Baker with Tom Reed, although injured, rib damages. According to is still eligible for- the NAIA coach Ed Tooker, the Mav championships with his over­ team wou Id have given the all record, providing he is Adams State team a closer healthy enough to go. chase for the title, had Reed For Randy La Blanc and and Baker been healthy. Monte Griffith, this trip back Adams State took'f irst place to the national tourney will be i'n the tourney, followed by very familiar. They have ex­ Western State in second and perience in championship Mesa in third. wrestling and this year the two The Mesa team has~ couple seniors are going for the gold. ecou· MIERll'AS fllf UGHT BHR. Ski Conditions Intramural News Coloradc;> Ski Country USA reports the following conditions ~t major Colorado ski areas.

Aspen Highlands - 63 depth, 1 new snow , powder, packed powder. Aspen Mountain - 69 depth, 1 new snow, powder, packed by RICK MCNEIL powder. • Intramural Director Snowmass - 56 depth, 1 V2 new snow, powder, packed powder. · · Crested Butte - 66 depth, 1 new snow, powder, packed powder. MESA COLLEGE INTRAMURAL$ Powderhorn - 68 depth, 2 new snow, powder, packed powder. Sunlight - 63 depth, 2 new snow, powder, packed powder. Basketball Scores Telluride - 76 depth, new snow, powder, packed powder. Vail - 53 depth, 2 new snow, powder, packed powder. Wolf Creek - 150 inches, 2 new snow, powder, packed Fish 135, High Flyers 59 powder. Kings 74, Who Done It 32 The Who 56, 3 Leggers 30 AWT 76, 0 Club 61 Six Packers 40, _Navajo Rams 33 / Torque Yer Mind 49, Boss 31 Freshies 49, 12th and Grand 32 Hot Shots 71, Muff Divers 48 · Waskos 47, Pink Panthers 32 Gophers 64, Roundballers 53 69ers. 73, Chillheads 37 7 Muskateer 45, Air Ball Fiends 10 Dribblers 41, Fortified Flakes 8