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Nicaragua. The group whose diesel because it is easier to come Fraser J. Kirby The Cord members are Dr. Susan Heald, by than regular petrol, will be left AFTER EXAMS are over, most Angela Petten, Claudia Filici, in Nicaragua for use by the of us will retire to the comfort of Danielle Balfoure, Kim Jones, county's largest trade union of our family homes to sleep, eat Skye Gordon, Hanna Markus and farmers. and be merry. Lynn Smith, is called "Trucks for The group, headed by WLU Some, however, will not be tak- Nicaragua". 'Trucks' is a branch Sociology professor Dr. Susan ing this time to relax and spend of a Toronto based organization Heald, will make the 10 day trip peaceful time with the family and of the same name. to the country through areas friends. The women are headed for which are currently in the midst A group of 8 women from the Nicaragua on the 19th of Decem- of unrest. Guatamaula is currently WLU community will be taking ber in a 20 person bus loaded torn by a series of sporadic civil this time to travel to the ravaged with medical supplies and chil- strife in the country Central American country of drens' clothes. The bus, fueled by Dr. Heald's interest in Nicaragua is rooted partially in her support of the Sandinista rev- olution which successfully over- threw the longest running dic- tatorship in Central American his- tory, the Samozas. Since the revolution in the late 1970's the country has been the center of attack from US right wing politicians and the focus of US foreign policy action because of the Sandinistas socialist ideologies. The CIA under William Casey helped in the creation and support of the Contra rebellion against the Sandinista government. The Con- tra "freedom fighters" have con- ducted a guerrilla war against the Sandinistas since the early 1980's. Casey and then president Ronald forced the government into The Sandinista regime called an Reagan, was a great blemish on reformatory action. election in February of this year the Reagan administration. The government began a plan of in answer to economic and politi- The cost to the iNicaraguan rebuilding the civil structure and cal pressure. In a action rare to people was even greater. From industrial base as well as social revolutionary governments, the the years 1978 to the present ap- justice reforms. Sandinistas lost, and stepped proximately 20,000 people have The Trucks for Nicaragua group down peacefully. been killed in civil war. There are hopes to help fill the cracks of the The legacies of this conflict arc over 50,000 refugees from collapsed infra-structure. One many. The Iran-Contra affair Nicaragua. Since the middle group member stated, "The new which implicated US Army Lt 1980's inflation has consistently regime has been restricting and Col. Oliver North, Admiral John run at several thousands of per- heavily taxing donations to the Poindexter, CIA director William cent. This economic collapse has CONTINUED ON PAGE 4 Honours Phys Ed programme
Physical Education, who would like to be eligible The Cord Rob Millar for admittance to the Honours level. A petition with WILFRID LAURIER University is currently the the signatures of 155 of the 235 students in Physical only Ontario university offering Physical Education Education was given to Baker and Read, stating that does not have an Honours programme. This is their distress. Native law scheduled to change by next year. Rowan Meggison, a second year Phys. Ed. and History major, has also written several letters to the Sue Bailey The Cord The WLU Honours Physical Education pro- gramme has been on the drawing board for four administration asking that current General level "THE INDIAN Secretariat in Toronto has been making a real effort years, but delays have deferred implementation. majors be included in the programme. Replies polite to finally consult, and listen to the native people of this province as to These delays include the consultation with other have been but non-committal. how they want their future to unfold. I congratulate Ontarians — this universities and the Ontario Council on University "There hasn't been a lot of information made avail- isn't happening anywhere else in Canada". Affairs (OCUA). able to the students," Meggison said. These were the words of Jack Woodward, an expert in Canadian Two professors must also be hired. The funding Baker has said that most likely only students en- aboriginal law and a legal representative for several bands at all of the programme is another obstacle which must tering their first or second year at the time of imple- levels, including the Supreme Court of Canada. As part of Laurier's be overcome. WLU Vice-President: Academic Don mentation will be eligible. continuing Lecture Series, Woodward addressed a sizable crowd in Baker said that factors such as the new provincial Read admitted that the final decision has not yet the Aird Centre Recital Hall on November 21. The topic of discussion government's policies and the recession will in- been made. was aptly, "Canadian Indian Sovereignty in Light of Oka". fluence when the programme gets implemented. Co-ordinator of Physical Education, Bill A member of the British Columbia bar, Woodward has worked on Student tuition pays for only 15 to 20 per cent McTeer, is also pushing for early implementation. behalf of native interests in several landmark court decisions. He is of the cost of university education, and that govern- He said the programme ."came about from a desire currently providing counsel to the Nuuchah-nulth Tribal Council in ment support is the primary source of funding. to provide a better academic programme", and to the Meares Island dispute, and regularly represents the legal interests Also of concern are the intellectual components "meet the needs and interests of students." of the Haida Nation. and course content, according to Baker. One stu- McTeer feels that the Honours programme will Woodward is also the author of Native Law, a comprehensive work dent, who wished to remain anonymous, felt that make Laurier students competitive with students encompassing all elements of aboriginal law in Canada as it currendy some of Laurier's administrative personnel think from similar programmes across the province. exists. that Physical Education is not a legitimate academic Faced with this the possibility that she will not Woodward referred to the volatile events at Oka, Quebec, last discipline. Arthur Read, the Dean of Arts and be made eligible for the Honours programme, Meg- summer as being startling, but not surprising. Denouncing the civil Science, acknowledged that Physical Education gison said "it will be very difficult to get into disobedience tactically used by the natives, he said, "...our only an- suffers from a stigma, but that the WLU Adminis- teacher's college." chor at sea is for people to obey the law. That's why I will always ad- tration does not abide by this prejudice, so it does Students holding General degrees are at a dis- vise that groups obtain a writ and go before the courts. As soon as not influence their decisions. advantage when attempting to enter graduate pro- you start to break the law you take one step closer to Lebanon or The obstacles impeding the Honours pro- grammes, and also generally enter jobs on lower CONTINUED ON PAGE 5 gramme are distressing to many students already in pay scales than Honours graduates. 4 the cord NEWS Thursday November 29, 1990 History thesis will be optional Too many people and not enough professors to go around
Lorimer, History and Etta DiLeo The Cord Professor of The dreaded History 398: Meth- dinosaur", the fourth year seminar Dr. Zeyl also revealed Honours co-ordinator, with ods and that the Philosophy of History, courses will expose others "to the other departments feeling ON THURSDAY, November 1, proposed changes the "History 499 will also become an optional valuable experience of working same staffing shortages 1990, Terry Copp announced to (the thesis) may also becomes optional and course but it will be offered as with primary sources and doing turn to the optional thesis the fourth year Honours students the mandatory 400 as a level seminar one of the Honours-only courses. an extensive research paper." method of dealing with the larger that they would be the last class courses will both be taken in The proposed changes have Dr. Lorimer stated that he number of students entering the to have to write a mandatory his- fourth year instead of one in third come with regret as a result of an hopes the changes will be in ef- Honours programmes. tory thesis. year and the second in fourth. overabundance of students com- fect for the next school year. Ac- The responses of two This made Some of of announcement at the 300 level courses bined with a lack ofresources and cording to Dr. Jack Zeyl, Associ- Honours History students asked, the annual fourth year dinner was be taught solely will at the teaching staff. Dr. Lorimer stated ate Dean of Arts and Science: reveatl the division in opinions a bit premature, as the changes to Honours level, of which double that "in the past the thesis class among the students. the curriculum are at the students need Shona still Honours will one size has been between 20 and 25 Maclnnes, a third year student proposal single stu- level. credit while Honours students but the department may No thesis? stated "I thought the whole idea According to Dr. Doug dents would require two credits." be faced with between 40 and 50 of getting an Honours B.A. was students next year. Laurier's His- WHAT?! to write a thesis." tory department is the last in Liz Leman, a fourth year stu- | STILL MORE SHAMEFUL ■ Ontario to have the mandatory "the recommendations will not be dent replied "I think (the changes) thesis." looked at until the next meeting are a good idea. A course where ! Writing a thesis is most im- of the Arts and Science Cur- you take two seminars gives you REASONS STUDENTS TAKE! portant for students who plan to riculum Committee which will be a broader scope of subjects and go to graduate school. "These stu- on December 11, 1990. Due to teaches you the historical meth- | GRAY COACH HOME! j dents will be encouraged to take the constraints the department is ods as well. Seminar papers can History 499." The present plan is under, the proposal will likely be be as long as a thesis anyway." considered a compromise, as al- approved once it reaches the Other fourth year students ] THEFOOD IN WEFRIDGE ATHOME ] though the department is sad to Senate in January or February of commented with regret that the ( see the thesis go "the way of the 1991." changes were not made last year.
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I Students admitted why they snuck home via Gray Coach - Tructcs (but tasteful), aside from the facts that Gray Coach is cheap still | for and I air conditioned, and has reclining seats and a washroom I somebody else to drive. a, If you'd like find how cheap Gray Coach can take you JWicarag to out m I home (and when) give us a call. CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 more traditional in the Latin country but state that i GrayCoach i Nicaraguan people." you must put the situation into "cultural relativity". One of the main focuses of the group is to support The members of the group seem quietly anxious women in the country during its rebuilding period. about their journey. They feel it is an excellent op- gSmB A prominent womens group leader was assas- portunity to see what life is like in Central America MgiittiteMiai| sinated last month and the group feels this indicates "with [their] own eyes." I there is still a long way to go. The members of the They understand the potential dangers but down | A reclining seat. Air conditioning. A washroom. And group are all members of the Women's Issues Club. play them. They state they are a common sense group and "they are taking somebody else to drive. i Some items they are bringing are specifically for not any chances." women, such as a gynecological table for a mobile The Trucks for Nicaragua group is still in need of I Student Union Info Centre, Student Union Building health unit and children's clothes for much needed cash donations and may be reached through the Telephone 884-5210 day care centers. They expect to find women's roles WLU sociology department in care of Susan Heald. SEE YOUR CAREER IN A DIFFERENT LIGHW Hi r^TfiW'TTV' - i ri - ... ..
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Santa: I LOVE IT! to get professional help for Frank, but in Santa: Ninja Turtles, yes. Oopsy Jan: What do you do when you're not the meantime, Jan Walters and Geraldo Dolls, and one of the other main sitting here at the mall, or you're not Fielding agreed to interview the most things they ask for are ice cream out on the 24th delivering presents? elusive man in the world: Santa Claus. makers. How's the rest of your year spent? Geraldo and Jan managed to track Santa the Ninja Santa: Oh, it's preparing and making down at his Winter Wonderland home- Jan: I can understand sure that people are doing good awayfrom-home, Fairview Park Mall and Turtles, and the Ice Cream Maker, obtain this exclusive interview with him. but what is an Oopsy doll? things around the world, and things Santa: An Oopsy doll is a little doll like that. that is learning to walk and falls Jan: How are things at the North Geraldo: Hi, I'm Geraldo Fielding down. Pole? This is the first of the brand new signs that are costing from the Cord. Jan: Oh. That's cute. Santa: Cold. But very soon it will be a fortune, and will be all lit up at night, and (ahem) Jan: And I'm Jan Walters. Santa: And there's an Ah-ah Doll just like the North Pole here. Jan: Sure. Are the elves happy with are spelled wrong. "Liaison" has an extra "i", guys. Santa: Nice to meet you. Jan: A what? Jan: So has it been busy here so far? Santa: An Ah-ah Doll that does a their work? And "Registrar's" does need that apostrophe. Gee, Santa: It's been very busy. There's puddle and you have to change the Santa: Well, they'll be happy on and everyone says the Cord spells things rong all the been lots of kids coming over to let diapers. Boxing Day. time! Photo: Harvey Luong me know what they like for Christ- Jan: Ooh, that's disgusting. Jan: You give them a break, do you? mas. Santa: HA HA HA HA HA So Santa: Yea, they get a week off. that's the main things. And then of Jan: Same with the reindeer? course they're always looking for Santa: Oh the reindeer get a couple train sets and there was one little boy months off because they do a lot of and girl that came through who had a hard work. Native-Canadian rights little brother in the Hospital for Sick Jan: How do the reindeer look this Kids, and they want me to bring their year? Are they all in good shape? Santa: No. Rudolph put on some threat to the non-Indian Canadian public. He ex- little brother home for Christmas. CONTINUED FROM PAGE 3 weight. We've got to get him doing are reciprocal govern- Jan: Ahhh. That must be tough on Northern Ireland." plains that such treaties some more exercise. Considering occupation of the source, this ment/native obligations in which the native com- you. the Santa: Oh that was nice. Jan: Have you put him on a diet? statement speculation and Woodward munities give up any right to raise private armies, may raise Jan: How do you find it when they Santa: Yes, we've got him on a diet, middle retain hunting and fishing rights. readily admits this. Still, he holds that a but ask you tough questions? but he'll probably be better after government within the confines of Canadian law and the Con- In other words, the Canadian Santa: I appreciate the kids that ask Christmas because he'll get a lot of a "monopoly on violence". Of course, at exercise. stitution must be found. When a people are as frus- maintains questions like that because it seems CONTINUED ON PAGE 6 trated and fed up as Canadian natives have become, Oka the Warriors maintained that it was their right this is no easy task - a fact which Woodward also to bear arms in order to protect what they consider- acknowledges. ed to be theirs. For Woodward, the whole debate over the For this reason, Woodward asserts that Indian Quality validity of aboriginal rights and whether or not they Clothing land claims must be settled. Native concerns must should be protected is confusing. Since 1982, our be heard and taken seriously, and their right to self- & % state- For Men Women Constitution has contained the entrenched government must be seen as an inherent one. ment, "Existing native treaty rights are hereby "Doing the right thing will be awkward, expensive, recognized » and affirmed." and unpopular," he said, "but it is legally correct lr ALWAYS 50% OFF It was in this spirit that the mandate to settle na- and although a thankless task, it must be un- % tive land disputes was issued by the government dertaken." THE SUGGESTED RETAIL PRICE during that same year. There previously existed the possibility that native Woodward's talk was followed by brief com- Samples, Seconds, End of Lines and treaty rights could be unilaterally abolished, but mentaries on native sovereignty by Laurier's Dr. this constitutional revision made such action illegal. Laird Christie of the sociology and anthropology Unless further amendments are enacted, this is how department, and Dr. Jan Critchett, an Australian the situation will remain. authority on aboriginal affairs. There was also some Woodward claims that if Indian sovereignty is time set aside for the barrage of questions which thought of as a treaty, it should not appear as a Mr. Woodward's lecture inspired. jv - ji t* m v * New, Used &. Reconditioned - • If Mm Skates "Football Soccer Ringette SPECIALISTS IN . (Trade-Ins . 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Jan: So why didn't you bring me the going to have a big snow storm Geraldo: What about George Bush, world peace thatI asked for last year? around this area, and it's going to anything for him? Santa: Because world peace we have stay around until Christmas. Santa: George Bush, I think he can to all keep working on year after year Jan: Oh, that'llbe great. use a new smile. after year. It's not something that Santa: It's not going to rain. Jan: What about Margaret Thatcher, somebody can give you on a platter. Jan: It will be a white Christmas? she's in the dumps right now? You've go to work for it. Santa: Yep. For sure it's going to be a Santa: Oh, Maggie Thatcher does a Geraldo: Santa, I asked for an Inflate- white Christmas lot of good work. It's going to take a a-Mate last year and I didn't get one. Jan: So what does Mrs. Claus think couple of weeks for her to settle How come? of you going out all night and gal- down and realize that she did a good Santa: Because you know what? We livanting all around the world? job and she should be happy with figured that you were a big enough Santa: She says that you're better what she has done. She'll be O.K. guy and there are lots of nice, self- after of weeks. going all around the world doing a couple made ones around the university, and good stuff than being like a lot of Jan: So no special present for her you can probably get yourself a live other husbands who sit around the then? one rather than an imitation one. Santa: No, she doesn't need a pubs drinking. really Geraldo: Can you bring me a live one (Jan, Geraldo, and Santa all start to special gift. She's quite good by her- this year? self. howl with laughter. Well, Santa goes Santa: But you've got to look for her. Geraldo: Now here's a total- Ho Ho Ho, but the other two howl.) question She's there. You just have to know ly off the topic. If you could be any Jan to Geraldo: Do you want to ask a where to 100k....And she won't be in few questions? type of musical instrument, what your stocking. Geraldo: Are you giving Saddam would you be and why? (More howls of laughter/Ho Ho Ho's Hussein anything for Christmas this Santa: A musical instrument....l'd from all parties.) year? probably be a tuba. Jan: But the question is: will she be in any stockings? (More howls of laughter/Ho Ho Ho's from all parties.) Jan: That's great. Now one last ques- tion for Santa. So what do you think of the blatant greed-propelled capi- talist expansion that is (pause because she can't read Geraldo's question) *"' throwing this planet into a dark swirl- * ,* ■noma. ing eddy of chaos? ' v Santa: That sounds like very compli- W^gi^^M^MlßaMi»BiW*' l -^«<«aaigll^WP_a^if^Lr V IfT t^? cated English. Jan: OK, we'll simplify it. What do you think about this new greed ethic € -**.■' which forces kids into buying toys i® W which are little more than glorified ; commercials? «Sr- Santa: I think that there's too much of this thing. That there are toys that go for six months then there's a new fad for another six months. The toys that are the best are the ones that are good time in, time out, no matter how old or young you get. Geraldo: So what do you like to give? What are some good practical toys? Santa: Practical toys are things like toys made out of wood, like the wooden train sets and those ones that last. Actually Tonka toys are quite good. Jan: What about politics? Santa: The thing that's going on with politics just now is there's too much ego trips involved with politics and there's too much buying people off here, there and everywhere. I think we should have a proper system, where you could vote a person in and be confident with them doing the job for you that you want done. Not someone who's going to go in there and make money on the side once they're in there. Jan: So do you think that this greed is what has brought down the com- munist system around the world? Santa: The communist system? I think that what brought down the communist system is the fact that Some ofCanada's best engineeriiigminds we've realized that we can't be self- dependent. It's the world as a unit. You can't just be one little country by are in the insurance business. yourself, you've got to be involved with everybody. If your interest lies in engineering, you might be As a Fellow or Associate ofThe Insurance Institute of Jan: Just like your are, right Santa? surprised to discover how many career opportunities Canada you would join an educated, experienced Santa: That's right. await you in the insurance industry. And what may and ethical group of professionals equipped to pursue Jan: Thank-you Santa. Geraldo: a lot be even more surprising is that the property/casualty, successful careers at the local, provincial, national or Thanks Santa: You're welcome. HO HO HO or general insurance industry offers a wider variety even international level. HO. of career choices than you ever imagined. Engineers Choice, challenge, satisfaction and security. They accountants, are some ofthe rewards you'll enjoy through a yes, but also systems analysts, lawyers, just (Jan and Geraldo climb off Santa s investment specialists, investigators, marine under- career in the property/casualty insurance industry. knee, and greedily grab the candy skip writers, aviation adjusters and many more. The choice For more information, contact Les Dandridge, canes offered to them. Then they is yours. 8.A., AIIC at The Insurance Institute of Canada, away, hand in hand, or something General insurance is also an industry that encourages 481 University Avenue, 6th floor, Toronto, Ontario like that.) you to acquire its own levels of professionalism. MSG 2E9 (41(3) 591-1572 Fax: (416) 591-1678. Canada's Insurance Professionals Merry Christmas The Graduates of The Insurance Institute of Canada. the cord Thursday November 29. 7990 NEWS 7 Timothy Findley speaks at WLU writer, and a human being. who killed the Senator, not just Findley read to an enthusiastic Torontonian's previous works in- Norman E. Wood The Cord It traces his early years and the man who pulled the trigger. crowd of about one hundred, clude, The Wars (Winner of Gov- He used the image of a train run- many of whom mobbed the writer ernor General's Award), Famous "AND I thought I was writing the problems he experienced as a killing a man on at end, demanding that he Words, Stones, The Butterf- the past." gay writer, complete through to ning down and the Last about train is their of his books. ly Plague, Not Wanted on the Canadian author Timothy his later years as a successful au- the tracks, where the sign copies and commented, Findley was in the Turret Tues- thor. Included are a number of America. Then he The sixty year old Voyage. on politics and "and I thought I was writing day as part of the WLU Book- personal views about past." store's "Meet the Author" series. other serious matters. the lengthy Findley was promoting his His choice of excerpts ranged He read a section new book, Inside Memory. He from the humourous to the about the creation of his book benefit of stu- read a selection of passages from dramatic. He told the story of The Wars for the Canadian Litera- the book, which is a collection of what he did after Robert Ken- dents of WLU's autobiographical memoirs tracing nedy's assassination, commenting ture course, which uses that book CAMPUSCLIPS Findley's development as a that he felt that it was America in the curriculum. Grad election APATHETIC GRAD students, we know you're busy doing really big essays and research and stuff, but surely you can spare a few minutes to elect your Graduate Students' Association Executive. The fun will happen on Thursday, November 29 at 5:30 in room 2CB. Since all Spring Grads have a vote, at least you won't be doing nothing. Blatant filler OH DEAR, looks like this is the last Cord for the year. The year 1990, that is. In the immortal words of Arnold Schwartzenegger (pick any film), "I'll be back." Watch for an all-new Business section. A real one this time. Not just one page of Bussiest News stories and a picture that doesn't really go any- where else. By the way, all the colour in this issue is costing a fortune so all you pricks who kept complaining we've been too blah this year had better bloody appreciate it! Ah, who cares. You're paying for it anyway. And to show even we know how stupid we are sometimes, we're doing this week what you guys do every week, we're making fun of ourselves in the joke is- Writer Timothy Findley signs his books for his fans. He's not really that blurry sue, The Bored. I wanted to call it The Discord, but it was too long to fit on the front page. Oh well. Say, do you suppose I've managed to fill enough in real life, though. Photo: Woody von Hammer space yet? Sigh. Merry Christmas everyone. Himom. « — Studying for a Interested in — Sports, Concerts i' ) m ( Ey (Drinlcfests & More.,. 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CIaSSeS the cord Th ursday November 29. 1990 FEATURE 9 A.I.D.S. everyone's problem By Kim Dowds get caught The symptoms vary in the different if you ain't got!"; and proba- Few may know that December Ist is When a person is infected with A.1.D.5., bly most thought stages of the virus' destruction of the the provoking ad: International A.I.D.S. Awareness Day, tests cannot detect the virus for around sleeping partner immune system said Eric Mitchell, direc- "You're with every your however not many have gone untouched four years after infection. Being infected partner's tor of A.I.D.S. Action Now in Toronto, a ever had!" or unaware of this horrific disease . by H.I.V. does not necessarily mean that organization for infected per- The myth most generally circulated Whether you call it A.I.D.S. or Acquired a has A.I.D.S. Once a person is treatment person sons. is that A.I.D.S. is only contracted by Immune Deficiency Syndrome, this dis- infected, the virus lives in the body homosexuals, Because "it's a new illness", said intravenous drug users, ease of the 90s is a very real part of our replicating itself for anywhere between and promiscuous individuals. Not so, in early society. With its emergence the anyone can contract A.I.D.S. if they are eighties, A.I.D.S. was misunderstood sexually active. primarily and was known as a Most infected persons contracted the have since real- homosexual disease. We A.I.D.S. virus through sexual intercourse ized that the disease can and does affect with an infected person or though the use people of all sexual preferences. of infected needles. Sadly, more and With the deaths of Rock Hudson and more babies are being born with the Liberace, the entertainment world began virus from infected mothers. Those who to notice and brought public atten- take had blood transfusions before November tion to the problem. Because the stars 1985 are at risk and should be tested. were gay however, the myth was formed Blood is now screened, so the risk of A.I.D.S. was a gay disease. Now that contracting the society is better educated on the disease, A.I.D.S. virus from a blood realizing that A.I.D.S. does not dis- transfusion is very low. criminate on the basis of sexual prefer- ence, that the risks are real whether one is homosexual or heterosexual. The realities and complications You're sleeping with everyone (medical.psychological, legal and social) your partner's ever had of living with A.I.D.S. have only recent-' 1 ly been explored by support groups and government agencies. Even our popular culture has been touched by the suffering of people who have A.I.D.S. Movies The A.I.D.S. virus cannot be caught as Longtime Companion such and vari- by kissing or from the toilet seat, the ous T.V. episodes, news articles, plays, virus count in the saliva and urine of in- poems and other forms of cultural ex- fected persons is so small that it does not pression have tried to deal with this pose a risk. Working or going to school seemingly unstoppable and panic- an infected person does not put inspiring disease. with one at risk, you cannot get A.I.D.S. from normal daily contact. The virus can only be transmitted through blood, semen, and vaginal juices. Sadly, many people who fear the disease have taken their Having H.I.V. doesn't mean panic out on people with A.I.D.S. who a person has A.I.D.S. need our support and understanding. Reactions such as a desire to isolate people with the disease are based on fear and ignorance and only serve to make the lives of infected people miserable. A.I.D.S. is the disease caused by the several months to fifteen years before Mitchell, "the treatments change on a virus H.I.V. (Human Immunodeficiency any symptoms occur. A person with regular basis... At this point, the way the Virus). The virus destroys the body's im- H.I.V. may be perfectly healthy, and individual responds (to different treat- ments) mune system leaving an infected person even after A.I.D.S. is contracted a rela- that's the way it goes." can known Being nice doesn't susceptible to even the mildest of infec- tively normal lifestyle be lead for It is not even if every one tions. many years. who becomes H.I.V. positive (having the make you immune virus present in the body fluids) will WORLD AIDS DAY FVF.NTS contract A.I.D.S. This means that someone who looks MULTICULTURAL LUNCHEON and feels healthy, having no symptoms Friday, November 30 can be H.I.V. positive without knowing There are very few choices when it 3 m " 2 00P and may unknowingly infect many part- comes to protection. Condoms are the ; ? • PICTURE BOOK READING i i ners for yc-irs before symptoms show. In most common protection, but for some iL i? mateMlS Me, A of Come Sit by a children's the case of A.1.D.5., ignorance is not monogamy or abstention are alternatives. SStalT Library, 2:3opm not The best thing to Rink in the Park, took Waterloo Public bliss. If the infected person does remember is that infected, to get you 99 Seagram Drive Saturday, December 1, admission free know that he/she is the virus A.I.D.S. is difficult if follow can still be passed to his/her partner(s). the simple rule to act responsively and DRAMATIC READINGS from AIDS: The Women protect yourself. Stories of women infected and affected by AIDS Some males feel that using a condom Saturday, December 1 is difficult and uncomfortable, but Adult Recreation Centre, 185 King Street South, Waterloo You can't get A.I.D.S. A.I.D.S. is a deadly disease; protection admission is free from kissing should not be taken lightly. Some people offended partner sug- BENEFIT PIANO CONCERT become when their gests protection, feeling as if their part- Dublin Street United Church, Dublin St. 153 Guelph ner does not trust them. Unless a person ;iturday, December 1, 8:00pm is tested on a regular basis, there is no ii admission $10.00, $8.00 for students Ads scream at you, on the bus; on the way to know if he/she is H.I.V. positive. Proceeds to be given to the Aids Committee of Guelph and Wellington T.V. and radio; and in our school; "You Being a nice person does not make a per- j can't get A.I.D.S. from kissing!"; "Don't son immune. Cover photo by Jo-Ann Julien th~ c:!!~x-d NOVEMBER 29, 1990 VOLUME ~1, ISSUE 15 EDITORIAL BOARD EDITOR-IN-CHIEF -·m··-·-···"··--······-···Totty Burke NEWS EDITOR ...... Marlc Hlllld ASSOCIATE NEWS EDITOR ...... _...... Tim Sullivatt FEATURES EDITOR ···-·······...... Gail Cockburn SCENE EDITOR ...... Guy Etherington SPORTS EDITOR ...... Brock Greenhalgh. BUSINESS EDITOR ...... Tim Bartkiw PRODUCTION MANAGER ...... -. Christine Yarwood It's WLUSU Report Card time. Production Assistants: As a whole, we'd have to give WLUSU a C·. Individually, in no specific order... _...... - ...... - ...... Roxanne Clt4rtrattd, Jeff Huffman, VP: Student Activities ...... , ...... -...... Darcelle Hall 1hls is the man who is ultimately reponsible for bringing you the Winter Carnival, the Boar's Head Dinner, comedians, bands ... what was that7 Bands? ~ ...... ~ ...... Karen Len110x must be commended for and exceptional Oreinetation Week, for engineering a Homecoming programme for undergrads and the resurrection Classified Co-cmJinator ...... Char~ G'avlev Charity Ball. Chrisunas present: a little cheese for his whine. Hair rating: the classic look but a little scary when unwashed --B. Overall grade: C+. Circulation and Filing...... Co.thy-Jq Nobk Shafeeq Bhatti, VP: Flnance Graphics Artlst ...... -...... ].R.. Artinger Bhatti certainly knows what he is doing and does it well. He has managed to keep all of the WLUSU departments on budget and doesn't mind Copy Ed.ttors.-...... Mike v. Bodegom prick to get the job done. Bhatti still has to learn to keep personal feelings out of budgetary decisions. Chrisunas present: a pen so that he can wrill ...... _...... Kevitt Tesstter cheques when equipment fails. Hair rating: there's not much to work with but he's got do something to it-· C. Overall grade: D+. CONTRIBUTORS: Brian Cornwall, VP: Marketing Cornwall works harder and betwr than all of the other WLUSU VP's combined. He has restructured his department, was the driving force behind theW. Carolyn Gruske, Jeff Dragich. Andrew Bailey, Chris Centre hallway renovations and the staff newsletter, and always seeks new ways to obtain and market services that the students actually wanL H0111111, it's questionable that a Public Relations Department should rate so much attention. Chrisunas present: give the man a cigar. Hair rating: classic maliW Skalk.os, Jacki Nelson. James Boyce, Etta DiLeo, fraser J. look; can't do much with it •• C+. Overall grade: B+. kirby, Rob Millar, John Smith. Sean Martell. Stephen Gracey, Juanita Wooton, Chris Dodd. Mark Rodgers and J. Tyler Leatherland, VP: University Affairs everyone who helped put this huge paper together.Thanks On the whole, Leatherland deals much better with students, when you can get a hold of him, than his political predecessor. His efforts with the Otildftl guys. Hallowe'en Party alone desetves a passing grade but he has also worked towards better recycling efforts and a safe walk program. Do us a favoor: bif Production: Ismail Rashid and Steve Burke. DICK the Cat dead, and get some rest Chrisunas present: time off for good behaviour. Hair rating: great possibilities for bedhead sculptures --At. 0. Photo: Rambo. Woody v<>n Hammer, Harvey Luong, Jo all grade: B. Ann Julien, Mitch Smith, and Chris Skalkos. Karen Gordon, VP: Executive The VP: Exec's job is poorly defined but if one may include chronic abscence and low productivity, then she is doing a great job. The most thatCID .. STUDENT PUBLICATIONS said about her this year is that the BOD manuals were updated for the first time in three years and she has managed to attract a gung-ho First Year C. cil. If she lets them do anything. Chrisunas present: some of Linda Iippert's mound of work. Hair rating: hard to tell, it's never the same colour; • SYSTEMS TECHNICIAN ...... Michael Myc afresh and shave it off-· D. overall grade: D. PHOTO MANAGER--·--·-·--·-··-······-· Tom Szeibtl Photo Tecllnidans: ...... Chieo Galvez Stuart Lewis, President ...... ~ ...... ,.,...... - ...... _...... -...... Jo-Ann Julien Lewis manages to keep his hands in all of the WLUSU departments ·- that usually means his interference. He will certainly be remembered at Laurier fer Graphic Arts Tecbnidan ...... Ntii WestnuJ.n the changes that have been made during his term, but none of them are orig~al -- he just managed to fmally get them in motion. His implementalioa li ADVERTISING: long-range planning is a welcome necessity. One has to question how much of his work is done for the students and how much is done for Stu. am .... present: he ha.s all that he thinks he needs. Hair rating: A· on looks but to touch it would guarantee an F. Overall grade: A· but held to a C for suspeclli Marlin PL. Walker MANAGER ...... plagiarism. Production Manager-·-··-··-·····-··-·--·-· Rkk.lhzles Asslstant...... _,_,, ...... Steve Ladouceur Jana Watson, Student Publications President Advertising Representatives: Jana carne into the job proclaiming how she could do a better job than her often absent predecessor Mark Hand. In her first eight months she has prova~• ...... - ...Laura K. Lte, Katie CampbeU, be worse. It has been eight months of broken obligations, bad managing, and abscence, all without productivity. Constant badgering from her BOIId li Dennis Bo~ Marc NavabJ. James Neilson Directors about job performance hasn't helped much either. 1hls year's Board has been more vocal than in previous years, but that voice has mostly t rnisspent bickering with each other or interfering where they don't belong. Once again this year they are guilty of breaking hiring by-laws and COI1ll* policies as if they were above the rules that they must enforce over others. Chrisunas present: overspending; we're taking away your credit caniL llli BOARD OF DIRECTORS rating: beautiful but a little boring -- C+IB-. Overall grade: D. lana Watson, President The WLUSU Board of Directors Jim Boyce PatBrethour As evident in last week's Cord, attendance at Board meetings and fulfillment of office hours are serious problems. During meetings, most of the ilolll Vlad Kinastowski DanMuys doesn't even know what the OMB is doing. No-one seems to question their actions but when some do, most notably Tim Brown and Jean-Paul Desnwil, Peter Roose Tom Samac they are criticised for asking "stupid questions". Like the WLUSP Board, more time is spent with bickering and accusations than is spent in doin& 1B Stuart Lewis jobs. Chrisunas present: a calendar so that they may remember their obligations. Hair rating: N/A. Overall grade: F. 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No part of this publication may be reproduced without permission of the Editor-in-Otief. the cord Thursday November 29, 1990 ■ COMMENT 11 Fisher remembered The Question Almost one year ago, Profes- sor Jim Fisher challenged the Letters to the Editor rights of students to evaluate the Letters are welcome from all members of the WLU community. teaching ability of professors. of the Week must be within 400 words and bear the author's The Cord and WLUSU All submissions Both phone number for verification. Names may be fought for the rights of the thou- real name and by request. The Cord will print as many letters as students who not only withheld sands of unless the letter is deemed potentially libellous, or contribute a lot of money for space allows to incite hatred or violence towards individuals or What is your favourite professor's salaries but who are attempts - including lesbians and gays, ethnic also affected by the quality of identifiable groups women, Christmas cartoon? and religious groups, and people with a disability. teaching at Laurier. Eventually, WLU administration recognized by Peter Roose and Jana J. Watson the student's right to evaluate professors and forced Jim Fisher For example, this year we can Why isn't there one question to apologize. rate, among others, the profes- that even comes close to whether Unfortunately, one year later sor's knowledge of the course, or not the prof is a good teacher? these rights have been ignored. class attendance and promptness, Dr. Weir and faculty union The "new and improved" teacher and whether or not they were reps, how can decisions regarding evaluations distributed in classes available during office hours. I a profs future be made based on this week do not "measure your should hope that a master's de- the appearance of knowledge, at- (my) views about the quali- gree or doctorate in the topic that tendance, promptness and ability ty/effectiveness of teaching in the prof "appears knowledge- to meet with students two hours this course". Any questions from able". I expect the prof "to attend per week? Shouldn't performance last year's evaluation that came classes regularly" and I also ex- in the classroom have at least close to actually evaluating the pect the prof "to meet students something to do with these deci- during posted office hours" (at Didn't quality and effectiveness of a sions? we fight this battle Frosty the Snowman be- most time). profs teaching were dropped. least of the last year with the Jim Fisher inci- cause I'm in love with the you stu- dent? If don't want the girl. Centre responds dent's input, at least put an end to Women's this bogus evaluation form. Sean Dall Once again, Cord and In response to recent articles point of the Women's Centre is The Ist Year Honours Eco- fight in The Cord, including Tony not to 'exclude' men, but instead WLUSU should for the nomics Burke's editorial "Behind the to 'include' women. We are ap- thousands of paying customers Wheel" and letters to the editor, preciative of the number of who are not only affected by teaching ability but should have we would like to reiterate that the women and men who have shown right Women's Centre at Wilfrid their support for the Women's the to some say in the mat- Laurier has been established to Centre, and who continue to work ter. provide a supportive milieu for with us. As long as our society is Maybe it's time for The Cord Rudolph the Red-nosed or to pub- women. one that oppresses women, it will WLUSU conduct and Reindeer because I want lish authentic teaching Although we do not propose be important to find spaces in the some to sleep with the evaluations. This topic might be a to be a crisis counselling centre, world, in our communities, and Aboiminable Snowman. we do provide a safe and con- on campuses, where women can good conversation starter at the next meeting fidential environment where gather to find their strengths. with the administra- Dan Smith women can be referred to ap- tion. 3rd Year Arctic propriate existing resources such The Women's Centre Collec- Debauchery as the K-W Sexual Assault Sup- tive. Name withheld by request. port Centre. We also provide a space where women can come at their convenience to review liter- ature and resources on a wide va- Open-minded? riety of women's issues. In order to fulfill this commit- I'll start with two points: knowing what other religions ment to women on campus, it is Point 1. Can one truly believe entail? The Grinch because it important that access to the in Hinduism or Christianity or reminds me of my mother. Centre be solely for women. The Buddhism or Satanism without Point 2. Is it open-minded for someone to scare other people into one ideology and dissuade Nadine Scherberger Men's supports them from gaining knowledge 4th Yaer Home by group about other ideologies? Christmas. Centre I believe the answer to both the Women's questions is no. About a year ago, with no pression? How can we say that fanfare and very little publicity a this is not an urgent priority or a So I disagree with the com- small, informal organization was reasonable request? ments 'Name Withheld' made about letter. 'Withheld' formed on the campus of WLU. Of course, we do not deny my in- equate This group is called "Men Op- that there may also be a need for sinuates that I open- Rudolph the Red-nosed mindedness with viewing posed to Violence Against a gender relations centre. These all reli- Dickweed. gions Women". needs should not be mutually ex- as equals. Wrong, wrong, wrong. I Cathy, The reason for this group's clusive. A women's centre and When talk about close- Val, Nikki I am talking existence is threefold: first, to the gender relations centre should mindedness about 3rd Year Reindeer 2, make it clear that there are men be able to operate at the same point namely scaring people Grooming into one thing while at the same who oppose violence in general time and fulfill two different time debasing and discouraging and, in particular, the violence needs. We would suggest that to being perpetrated against women; those who advocate a genderrela- access others. When this hap- second, to support women at tions centre should begin to work pens you are in a dilemma and, point WLU in their need to have a towards its establishment, but not we 11... see 1. refuge where they can feel safe, at the expense of the women's 'Withheld' states that Chris- i.e. a women's centre; and third, centre. tianity may be Truth and (s)he is to be available for other men who right. But if such a belief system may feel the need to talk about Signed: Men Opposed to is the result of ignorance and their own problems with gender Violence Against Women close-mindedness, which I feel The one I make myself. relations. was promoted in both the speech It us concerns when we hear R. Basso L. Fusco and article on the New Age reli- Randy Roesler objections to the creation of a M. Moore T. Cawsey gion, then one has not found Ist Year Game Show women's centre. The statistics are L. Gonick G.Nelson Truth but has been backed into it. Hosting abundantly clear. Overwhelming- C. Ross R. Grimes ly, it is men who M. Nelson P. Davock suppress, abuse, T. Levesque C. Ross Jim Boyce, History/Economics attack and murder women. Is it G. Deszca P. Eglin any wonder that women need a B. Tanguay P. Dunn place where they can safely sup- M.Mazerolle R. Walsh Lorimer Fuke Due to error, the this week were not We regret port each other and learn to deal D. R. Letters pictures printable. any E. Wickham D. McKenzie-Mohr continue... ill feelings on the part of those who do not wish to be pictured as elves. with and to fight against their op- O. Cole Amal J.C. McCutcheon the cord 12 COMMENT Thursday November 29, 1990 Oh the fun and frivolity of the Toronto Santa Claus Parade. That's what Christmas is all about...isn't it? Karen Lennox, photo. Christmas wrecked by environmentalism Seasonal bitterness by Karen Lennox the holiday really exists. Oh well, one wouldn't want to miss the Purolator truck to the It is November and the store windows are already filled with toys and pictures of North Pole. Besides, who really gives a shit, aren't we all in it for the gifts anyway? jolly Santa Clauses. Gaudy gold streamers and plastic red candles hang from every Face it, we all want a new everything. lamp post as people rush in to get their scratch and save cards for a Simpsons annual You can't even have a Christmas tree any more without people bitching about sale that lasts only a few short months. The slogan is buy, buy, buy. the environment. This isn't the rain forest folks. It seems that everything nowadays ei- Luckily, this is an accepted procedure. People are used to being suckered into ther wrecks the environment or causes cancer. I guess that rules out Christmas cookies, spending hundreds of dollars every Christmas season. They pack away their Hal- all that artificial flavouring and glucose couldn't be good for you and you can forget lowe'en candy and head for the mall. The rush is on, only 42 more shopping days till about sending Christmas cards, we all know they hit the circular file come the new Christmas. Few people bother to head to church to celebrate the birth of Christ and even year. Besides, we wouldn't want to add to landfill. less explain to their children why they suddenly have two weeks off school. So just take your loot and run folks. Don't go to church, don't decorate a tree, Everyone is far too busy madly writing letters to Old St. Nick to remember why and don't bother looking for Santa ~ he isn't coming down the chimney. Men: raise your own consciousness proved "gender relations" can Women's Centre does not deny ring. Whether or not men are bility to raise our own conscious- only follow once some apprecia- men any of their rights; women physically allowed into the ness, and stopped expecting Letters...continued., tion of the feminist perspective are mearly asserting a right which Centre in no way isolates men women to do it for us. has been achieved by mainstream men have refused to recognize. from information about women's society. We obviously have a Men are being forced to sacrifice issues or gender relations. It's Stephen Carr In the few weeks since the long way to go, since we continue some power here, which may up- time we, as men, took responsi- UW Engineering Student opening of the Woman's Centre, to deny women an identity sepa- set some, but there is no unfair- it has been accused of practicing rate from men. ness about it. Discrimination, in "reverse discrimination", and The knee-jerk reaction that an the form of denial of a group's should calls have been made for with- exclusionary policy is unfair or is right, is a one-way process which Sullivan drawal of funding. As a male, I somehow "reverse discrimina- can only be perpetrated by the op- feel I must express my support tion" simply does not hold up to pressor. "Reverse discrimination" for the Woman's Centre and its scrutiny. Women have the right is not possible. be throne out organizers. of freedom of association. Male A more obvious reason for Although there may be times computer fail the homonym ap- The Woman's Centre should participation in the Women's supporting the Woman's Centre when we would wish to throw the check? Obviously it did, and caught the gram- be for women to control and Centre would be a privilege is the threat of violence against Throne Speech out, never do we parently no one silly mis- organize as they see fit. This granted by women, when they see women. A little compassion for have a"Thrown Speech", as Tim matical slip-up. Such a twice, jeapordizes the centre serves a need for women to fit. Oppression of women is so the fear many women feel every Sullivan stated in his Aurora take, made interest- assert an identity and self-defined entrenched in our society that day should prevent men from Borealis news item, "The hot, validity of an otherwise article. role in society. This need must men believe that it is right to begrudging these women a small hot, Middle Eastern Sun." (The ing and informative first be respected by men and demand total access to, and con- space to themselves. Cord, Thursday, November 22, women who don't understand trol over, women's activities. An The issue of access to the 1990.) Maryl Sinkins on Honours Music and/or share it themselves. Im- exclusionary policy at the Centre's resources is a red her- Did the spell check the 4th Year, 29,1990 Thursday November SCENE 13 Zulu dance and politics by John Smith Recipe for magic: take one white South African singer-songwriter fluent in three Zulu languages and well-versed in kwela and mbaganga-style Zulu rock. Mix in other South African musicians, both black and white. Add equal parts of Zulu traditional dance steps, slick staging and smoke. Shake liberally, wave your foot above your head, wiggle your fingers frantically. The result? Johnny Clegg and Savuka live as seen at Fed Hall last Saturday night. The thought of ambling down the road to spend two hours with Mssrs. Clegg and company did, admittedly, warm the cockles of my November chilled-heart. I had seen the band twice before, at War Memorial Hall (Guelph) in '88 and last summer at Kingswood open- ing for Tracy Chapman. My anticipation was well suited. Fed Hall was the perfect Savuka venue-lots of dance floor, excellent sight lines and fluids to drive away the chills of that November-chilled heart. The band struck first shortly after 10 pm with two numbers from their latest release, Cruel, Crazy Beautiful World. Photographer Mitch, allowed to take pictures only during the first three tunes, was snapping his little shutter off, es- pecially during the third number, "Don't Walk Away". Clegg and percussionist Dudu Zulu fired up the crowd with Zulu dancing that involved high kicks and stomping of the foot on stage, symbolizing the shaking of the earth. Sort of 'rock meets anthropology' with suc- cessfulresults. Where did Johnny Clegg learn all this? I suppose one could take "Introductory Zulu Dancing" at the Johannesburg YMCA, but Clegg's experience is much richer. He began learning the traditions, customs and language of the Zulu's at the age of twelve from the Isn't this a great picture? Doesn't it look like the hand is com- pjcj Mitch Smith janitor in a neighbourhood Johannesburg apartment building. ing right out at you 3-D like? His affinity with the Zulu culture has driven him since, from sneaking around at night in the hostels of migrant workers to arrest, detainment and monitoring by the security police. His view is not as a curious white spectator looking in, but as a leader in the Zulu com- munities that, ironically under apartheid law, he cannot claim mem- bership in. not shy political that on He does away from the mess is South Africa Hell time when performing. Throughout the concert, he took time to speak to the audience about the injustice rife in South Africa and the slow but positive moves towards change. Example: "From 1986to 1988, 5,000 people were killed in South Africa by the security police." Introduc- ing a he translated from the Zulu title: Christmas yet-to-be-recorded song, "Everything eventually will come right, however, when this will be for we're not entirely certain." by Tony Burke worry about love and sex and "Work is Hell", "School is Hell", Neither are we, but if the strength of Savuka is any indication, work and suffering and injustice "Love is Hell" and "Childhood is things will 'come right' much sooner than later. Each member of the "All my life I've been torn be- and death, but I also dig drawing Hell". band took a solo break, most interesting of which was the percus- tween frivolity and despair, be- bulgy-eyed rabbits with tragic What Life in Hell collection sion/drum solo. Sounds anachronistic, but a well-spent five minutes, tween the desire to amuse and the overbites." would be complete without as the solid quarter kick drum was hammered throughout, maintain- desire to annoy, between dread- - Matt Groening "What not to say during moments ing the groove under the flashy stuff. filled insomnia and a sense of my of intimacy"? Groening taught us Continued on page 17 own goofiness. you, I out Just like Get your Christmas lists all better bed-time conduct and and make a new addition: Matt immortalized the conversation: "I Groening's Big Book of Hell is love you." "Oh God, let's not here. With all of the fun and fri- spoil it, ok?". volity of the season, a little THE BIG BOOK OF HELL cynicism and despair will hit the spot. Featuring all of the best Life Everything in Hell strips from the very first in 1980 up to 1989, this collec- tion is a must for the die-hard fan is Hell! and the young initiate. The strip, now appearing in over 100 newspapers across And for Simpsons fans, America, features a rabbit named Groening's more popular crea- Binky (because it's the only tion, Bart Simpson makes his first animal Groening can draw), television appearances in two of Bongo, his one-eared illegitimate the strips. son (so you can tell them apart), As good as this nifty book is, and two midget homosexuals, one thing really irks me about modeled after flubbed fifth grade comic strip anthologies. They al- attempts to draw Charlie Brown, ways bring out the small collec- named Akbar and Jeff. tions like School is Hell and Love Choice strips reprinted in the is Hell; then, opce they know book include Binky's first date people are willin| to pay twenty with Sheba, Bongo's conception bucks for a thick sucker they nail after a one-night stand, "Lies my them with the big collection older brother and sister told me", featuring bits from the others. "Where do babies come from?", Groening, big business has hit and selections from the serials you where it hurts. 14 SCENE thecord November Thursday29. 1990 Waterboys roam too The Hummingbirds them. Simon Holmes plays a "Miles to Go" and "Tuesday". no kits, one exception Abjectlyfarto with the refusing do inter- loveßuzz powerful guitar, with an almost These two also do a good job on being "House Taken Over". views or videos, it's Polygram amazing that feverish pace during the faster the bass (St. Claire) and second The total package is a super their records sell in the Take some hippies, put them songs like volumes "Blush and Barbarian". guitar, (Russack), creating a release that would play as well at that they do given the in a room nature of and let them breed. Unfortunately, this speed has blended sound which far sur- a house party as it would for three the music industry today. Take the offspring, expose them come at a cost to the variety of passes anything a keyboard could or four friends sitting around But sell they do, on only word to current culture, but also en- riffs heard, and many end songs reproduce. This is most evident drinking beer. If you like folk or of mouth and low radio airplay. to thinking courage them be free up sounding quite similar. There on the second song, "She good guitar-based rock and roll Quality of music and critical not by nothing ac- and mesmerized technol- is inherently wrong with Knows". you'll want this album. If you claim has brought The Waterboys ogy. Leave to simmer for about a this and it does one a give good As if this were not enough to like both, you should already a long way from their early quarter of a century and you are the band's style, if feel for but it can make the tape enjoyable, the band have it and will enjoy it for a long Celtic-rockroots. lucky, you'll come up with a make the songs blend together. is rounded out by a tremendous time. Begun as a trio, The Water- band like the Hummingbirds. Backing up the guitar, drummer, Mark Temple, whose Sean Martell boys were Mike Scott on piano, Their debut release has a Holmes also a good job does ferocious beating of the skins guitar, vocals and principal song- definite 60's influence, without singing in a lilting, straining may have been the inspiration for Room to Roam writer, Karl Wallinger on bass, all of the self-righteous hype voice, (a Cash) for la Andrew the bands name. After playing The Waterboys guitar, and synthesizers, and which seems to go along with album, about 2/3 of the with "Word Gets Around" he must Anthony Thistlethwaite on roots. Ensign Records many bands with similar Robin St. Claire and Alannah need to use an oxygen mask to saxophone. Wallinger left after The 14 tunes are folk oriented, Russack doing a great job on the recover. And by the way, 90% of Mike Scott of The the group recorded This is the Sea but with an intense energy to remaining tracks like the Waterboys ballad the time he uses real live drums, is a strange sod. to pursue his own career under the name World Party. With Wallinger's departure, Scott took the band on a more Celtic route with Fisherman's Blues. With over sixty minutes of TRAVEL CUTS PRESENTS inspired jam sessions (We Will Not Be Lovers), Irish traditionals (When Will We Be Married), and poetry (The Stolen Child) The Waterboys would be hard pressed to follow it up. Room to Roam doesn't even LOMRETIM $99 come close. Even more Celtic than their previous LP, this scant 45 minute offering is made up of rToronto / Montreal When booking one of 3 Contiki Holidays short vignettes of poetry set to Departures music rather than actual songs. / — j European Contrasts The album's opener, "In W 1 31 days • from $66/day Search of the Rose", has beautiful mandolin and fiddle accompani- jf I European Adventurer ment to Scott's vocals; "A Man is * 40 days fr ° m $65/day EUROPE in Love" is cute but hardly inspir- o_oc Grand European ing. After recording Fisherman's fnrlU 110 JObQ ' 52 days • from $63/day Blues live in the studio, Scott did some production work on this al- -" tCtt HOOK Of HOLLAj| < ■ mm ST goad ■QMP V »rW«fct| \ \ilrf fm112 BtaSßiS P \ MlWHlllll MSKftiLr* ti^MmiM' *** C| /Mum, Jtmß*Es ~ MMuuun ufChTwsiaw 'Plenty foec tunc 112 I man JtF~ S :^ (j cannes l bum including a backwards re- -:; corded saxophone solo in "Some- BP7I ® "-- \ n v., ! ;:. 91 5 i thing That is Gone" and party chatter in "Song From the End of the World". Neither effects really add to the material. - Tony Burke the cord Thursday November 29, 1990 SCENE 15 Peace night no Woodstock by Chris Skalkos The big attraction sponsored they didn't sound like Crosby by Global Awareness and The Stills and Nash. The next act, Mourning After, Peace Night at the Turret, the Musician's Network, boasted big featured the aerial acrobatics and read displaying flowers names of the Laurier Club Cir- poster fret work of guitarist Ron Gill a large peace sign. Three cuit: Psigma, Mourning After, and songwriting bands for three bucks. Hmmm, a and War Wagon. They didn't combined with the of Doug Bodrug a band, not bad I thought to sound like Jimi Hendrix tribute on bass. Playing buck "alternative myself. Absolutely worth check- bands and I was sure nobody mostly originals this progressive band" are a ing out even if I was unfamiliar would try to set their guitar on rock in class all by themselves. with a couple of the acts. As I fire-yet one never knows. Their energetic stage frantically rummaged through my Psigma kicked off the show presence had people dancing Psychedelic 60's paraphernalia I with their instrumentally oriented while a steady donned my loudest tie-dye and performance. A variety of cover stream of drinks headed their Above is the infamous War Wagon rife with washboard. They bandanna. Thoughts of a Wood- tunes from The Police, Living way. didn't sound like Down under is the Mourning After with the beat the shit out Jefferson stock revival would be expecting Colour, and Rush were mixed in Cream or Aiiplane but of his kit drummer. was "groovy" just same. too much but I practiced my with a couple of "groovy" it the Wagon act Pics: Chris Skalkos "groovies" anyhow. originals. Very well done, but, War was the last of the night. Their raw sound is best described as a distinct Irish Folk- Rock with a prominent harmonica element. Many band followers were on hand to watch "Johnny" play a washboard while doing a jig; definitely "groovy". As the evening concluded I sadly real- ized I wasn't going to hear a Joan Baez or a Joe Cocker tune, but, I had a good time watching WLU's finest bring their audience to a euphoric climax. Peace Night was just a label to capture the atmosphere of the evening which was a 'bigger suc- cess than last year. The Musician's Network is planning a Talent Night concert in the Turret Above, we have pSigma. Turn up the vocals please. next term...l think I'll wear a pin striped suit and grow sideburns Pic: Chris Skalkos for this one. I I |"*S. SHAKE UP YOUR STUDIES fa I If* I WITH A"TCBV" SHIVER.. I JillpM I > 111*W' IkI «41 I MJBrI I%, Vbu have four tests, six papers, and two lab reports aD due within the r next twelve hours. You've hald your nose in a book for three days solid and IWk W-- $ I iIH mjmm 1/ \ -Mm wW I J 4l||k ' *'.a Imß UrnMt JUBL * >w are beginning to experience serious brain drain. You need to shake things Choose from the great taste of Pineapple, Caches, Blackberries, Blueberries, Bananas, SNICKERS® Bar, SKOR® Bar, SWEET MARIE® Bar, I "M&M's"® Chocolate Candies blended in with Frozen Yogurt. q I TCOVT Frozen Yogurt has about half the calories of premium ice cream I Say Goodbye To Ice Cream. •Studio Coverage "TCBV" ' I #10 poses to I If THE jj I I I iffi' llf% \vj -A-jj i ® customer per visit. ■ 8 ~ Not good in combinationwith " LJ any the cord 16 SCENE Thursday November 29, 1990 Rock n roll Love by Stephen Gracey he became this year's president of "bring music back alive on versity of British Columbiaaffairwhich On November 20, 1990, the Jason Love, a Business and The Musicians Network. It seems campus." According to Love, had a similar program. Musician's Network sponsored Administration student at WLU, that the concerns of a campus people at Laurier are complaining As the name indicates, the an event entitled "Peace Night" at is a dedicated musician. In a time club whose president is a fourth that there are never any bands or club is a 'network'. One of the the Turret. The event was a when most new musicians are year business administration stu- concerts on campus. The main goals of the club is to bring fundraiser for Global Awareness busy trying to learn cover tunes, dent would be rooted somewhere Musicians Network wants to the musicians of Laurier together Week at Laurier. Three bands Love spends his time writing all amidst accounting, marketing and change these attitudes. in an organized setting which will were showcased at the event: The his own material on guitar and finance. Jason Love is an excep- The club is a carry over from facilitate the creation of an active Mourning After (of which the keyboards to be played on both tion. The Musicians Network a similar club that originated in music scene on campus. club booking officer Ron Gill is a deals with rock & roll. 1989 by Doug a member), War Wagon, instruments. Bodrug, student A computer file set up by the and development pSigma. Love hoped to A strong interest in the The of The here at Laurier last year. Bodrug club lists all members (presently set a new precedent Laurier music scene compelled Musicians Network arose because obtained the idea for the Network 120), their musical background, for bringing bands onto to Laurier Love to get involved. As a result, Love felt that there was a need while he was attending the Uni- instruments and band member campus. status. Any member can access Other club events include the file and receive desired in- open jam sessions, where club formation. A club member may members meet and play their in- be looking for a guitar player to struments with each other in an & informal setting. jam complete the line-up for a begin- The session Up Coming ning band. Another might be provides an opportunity for club searching for someone of com- members to get together and dis- ; Sadder still to watch it die Making a return, although I'm not quite sure if it is ! patible musical experience to get cuss further playing possibilities. ;! Than never to have known it. a triumphant one, from Africa is TOTO. They hap- ; together with and play a little One main goal of the Musicians '| For you the blind, who once could see pen at the Highlands on the 3rd. , | music. Network is to gain recognition, i 1 The bell tollsfor thee. ' As for types of instruments not just at Wilfrid Laurier, but ! Rush/pSigma Why that dirty, rotten #(§>s*(&&*%#%%!! Sam , and types of music people in the also in Waterloo and the sur- Kinison character. He canceled his earlier Lulu's ' club play there is a wide variety. rounding areas. ! Remember that disco tune from the '70's "Ring My date and now tries to make it up with a date there ! | Chuckling, Love admits "there In the formation of the 11Bell"? Well, there's no connection, but the man of on the sth. Nice try %s@*&!@!. \, isn't much country." Saxophones, Musicians Network, Love 'Imany instruments, Mark Labelle, is at Wilf's on \ drums, keyboards, guitar players stresses the need for a profes- /Friday. The Leslie Spit Tree-o plants their roots at the / and singers occupy equal mem- sional club. A club that can be ap- 1! Commercial Tavern in Maryhill on December 15th. | bership in the club. proached at and dealt with on a ! Whoa, scary eh kids. The Phantoms are at the Their debut album is pretty interesting and quite The Musicians Network is a business level. ; Hoodoo Lounge on the 30th. good. Apparently they're really good in concert al- ;, club for everyone who has any To ensure a bright future for 11 though I tried all bloody summer to see them in musical interests. There is room the club, Love is trying to build a ! Now I know what I'm gonna do this weekend when T.O. but I was always working. Maybe I'll go this |! for both the experienced and in- solid foundation this year so that 11 go home. I'm gonna go out. Go out and see the night instead...oops, no, I've go an exam-figures. | experienced musicians. Accord- club presidents in the future can Bourbon Tabernacle Choir at, 000000 even bet- J > ing to Love, the club supports build upon and expand the ' I ter, the Horseshoe Tavem Friday and Saturday. If you're going to be in town near the end of the < starting players. "We don't want Musicians Network. With Jason !; month, you might want to roll on down to the ' the big egos, we want to create an Loves' education in business ad- ' Without Linda Ronstadt, the Neville Brothers Centre in the Square to see the expressionistic Star- \ environment where you can feel ministration, and his strong desire come strolling into the Concert Hall in T.O. on light Express running from Dec. 18-23. Hurry if comfortable, and meet people you to create and play music this Dec. Ist. you want tickets. I can learn from," said Love. should not be a problem. Excellent Tickets Are Available For The Hottest Musical On Tour Today! ■ /A] m A A ANDREW LLOYD I "• -- ,he I ■■■Hn, dazzling show H |W' . effects have H Wyellows, blues .. .. purples, H dance before your eyes. H fcMMi' mm ''j A stunning laser effect H turns the | unbelievable, smoky H * mKKS WBk. > highway filled with swirling H 1 ~ green clouds. 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H l# mi & ■ AA # i- A 1 1 Sun, Dec 23 200pm liWfiil ■ °- KUIC! 1 CKC 886-581 TV 272 St.N $60 $50 $45 Presented by 3BBM' J %r Seniors and groups of at least 25 save $5.00 off all matinee tickets the cord Thursday November 29. 1990 SCENE 17 Clegg's crazy beautiful world Continued from page 13 box. If they can't fit you in you're out of luck." Fortunately for K-W concert goers, their limited al- The Waterloo show was the second Canadian bum sales afford us the opportunity to see them in date, after 45 south of the border. Clegg was quick- intimate Fed Hall. ly shown the error of his ways when he mistakenly The audience was largely from the general pub- referred to the new South African President speak- lic and included many members of the K-W refugee ing to our 'Congress'. Clegg's message, community. I can only assume that students were momentarily overlooked by the crowd due to his er- too busy listening to "Sweet Home Alabama" for ror in geography, was 'unity in diversity'. He the 12,000th time in some bar. Performances like certainly practices what he preaches with great suc- Saturday's will only serve to drive the band closer cess. to shows in the Skycave, much to my regret. The band's success has been elusive in North Photographer Mitch got to chatting with drum- America. Their first two albums sold only 100,000 mer Derek De Beer. As it turns out, he is married to copies in the U.S. As sax player Heith Hutchison an Ottawa woman. Small world. Cruel, Crazy noted, "The record company wants to put you in a Beautiful World, at that. Athletic quartet by Juanita Wootton wrote his music to be challenging more so. for all players. However, the Congratulations to all the win- The winners of the Faculty of quartet was most confident with ners of the Chamber Music Com- Music's Chamber Music Compe- the light, playful style that petition. It was an excellent per- tition were awarded the honour of typifies Mozart's music. formance, demonstrating all the performing with the renowned Samuel Barber, the American musicians' abilities in the area of Johnny Clegg hisself Pic: Mitch Smith Penderecki String Quartet on 20th century composer, wrote conjunct ensemble playing. Thursday, November 15th in the Dover Beach for baritone and Recital Hall. string quartet. It is a dark, brood- One of the key reasons these ing piece full of mysterious students were chosen was their yearning. It was an excellent per- grasp of the basic concepts of formance that was unfortunately ensemble playing; firstly, the slightly marred by a weak stage communication of an idea or set-up that did not work to Kevin GRADUATES ideas to the audience through the Bradshaw's advantage, obscuring ensemble's interpretation of the an otherwise crisp diction. piece and, secondly, the blending In the case of the Mozart and balance of the players to form Quintet in A major, I was some- a unit very much like an athletic what disappointed in the style of team that must work together for the performance. Instead of the a goal. homogenous blend of musicians working as a unit, this piece was Mozart didn't much more a clarinet solo with string accompaniment. Even in To get your graduate rebate information and your the accompanying sections of the worry about exposition, Antony Stuart $750 Ford Graduate rebate certificate, just phone Ford's maintained a soloistic style, toll-free number right now or see your Ford or Mercury dealer. showing an area of slight in- impossibilities flexibility in his playing. Schubert's String Quartet in C major, op 163 was remarkable; 1-800*387-5535 First year oboist Lynda some of the best ensemble play- Walkan is most sensitive to the ing I have ever heard in chamber ensemble medium, communicat- music. The balance was good, the ing with her eyes to other players dynamics and phrasing so master- her intent or direction which was fully played it was as if it was necessary in the Mozart piece only one person on the stage. It they played. Mozart was not a was obvious that all the per- composer who particularly formers, that is the Penderecki worried about technical "im- Quartet including WLU's own possibilities" of instruments. In Paul Pulford and student Mark fact, as is the case with this Oboe Norris, enjoyed the performance and String Quartet in F major, he as much as the audience, if hot 65 UNIVERSITY AVE. ® onUUTcHS — A place to be yourself!" Every Tuesday T-BONE stwspechl LAFFINN COMEDY NITE served wi.h'your choice SHOWTIME 0f bak ec| potato or fries 9P m and veggie of the day! the cord 18 SCENE Thursday November 29, 1990 by: Peaks F.B.I. Agent Xmas < $20 HEAT MARTIN WALKER Leland Palmer Thanks to the Home and Leo American 4)Waldo the bird-killed by Leo Johnson made Thanksgiving, our beloved Twin revealing Home's plans to burn ISHIIPIiHiS * Johnson down the lumber * Peaks did not air this past week to T ¥iW 4r s)Blackie the brothel madam- mill collect on T.V. However, this allows us the insurance money. So now you • killed by Jean Renault this town to recap what has already hap- know. ifeli* 6)Willia killed himself pened in the past couple of This week's "Loser gßfe j •gr ®§; weeks 7)Madelaine Ferguson-killed by Award" as well as to guess what may hap- goes to Ben Home. Not only is he Leland Palmer currently residing pen in the weeks to come. Conclusions? First of all, the in jail for the foolproof 15. Silver Ring murder of 30 Christmas If you remember, we found family hasn't really been Laura Palmer, but he is Ticket Renault also being ideas for under 20 dollars. pottery out that our beloved scatterbrain, faring too well. Secondly, Leland black-mailed by two 17.JJ*Bottle of Champagne different people. First, Leland Palmer, was the infamous Palmer gets the first place ribbon he's being 18. Diary/Journal blackmailed by "killer Bob" after he killed for the number of kills, totalling ex-lover 1. Movie Passes 19.Environment Guide Catherine Martell Madelaine Ferguson (Laura's three. . for the 2. Christmas Ornaments 20. Key Chain Ghostwood Estates cousin). At the end of the last Also of special note is the so that he 3. Loonie Bank 21. Blank Cassettes would receive a episode (two weeks ago), Truman sudden appearance of one of much needed 4. A Donation to a Worthy Cause 22. Cookbook/Bar Manual alibi to set free. Cooper found Hank Jennings old cell mates him Then he's in the Person's Name 23. Stupid Slippers and Madelaine's being blackmailed body. brings to in jail. Appar- by Bobby 5. Enviro-mug 24. Bell Long Distance Gift Cer- This me our first from when he was Briggs, point of interest, the number of ently, he has married Norma Jen- amount unknown, other- 6. Keystone Yearbook tificates wise Bobby would reveal people that have died in Twin nings' mother. Expect Hank and Home's 7. Boxer Shorts/Sexy Undies 25. Loaded Venda Card plans to set fire to so far. The body count is as him to tag team in some sort of the lumber 8. Stag Shop Toys 26. Homemade Cookies Peaks mill. Poor, poor LOSER! follows: Ben! 9. Pet Goldfish 27. Monogrammed Beer dastardly plot. So you're getting angry I)Laura Palmer-probably killed about 10.Laurier Paraphernalia Mug/Wine Glass You were wondering about Cooper being unable to figure by deranged out 11. Calendar 28. Truffles/Chocolates papa, Leland Palmer the mysterious tape that was that psycopathic Leland is Mr. 12. Picture Frame 29. Framed Print 2)Bernard Renault-killed by Leo found in Leo Johnson's boot you Bob? Worry no more. According Johnson 13. Send a Balloon Bouquet 30. The Old Stand By Stuffed say? Well let me tell you! It was a to next week's trusty T.V. guide, 3)Jacques Renault-killed by 14. Buy an Ad in the Newspaper Animal taped recording of the deal Ben "Cooper asks for 24 hours to prove who killed Laura Palmer." Mind you, this is in a world that the entire time Twin Peaks has been on the air, chronologically only 14 days have passed by. Just in...a new theory as to the Twin Peaks murders! Resident critic and Special Agent Jon Stover has informed me of his theory. Jon believes that a satani- cal group, involving Jerry and Ben Home, Leland Palmer, and many more, are the ones that are killing people for sacrificial rea- sons. Scary, eh? As other notes of inter- est...Sherily Fenn, who plays the scrumptuous Audrey Home, ap- pears in Playboy magazine this week! Interesting, eh? The next time you'll probably read Peaks Beat won't be until our January 10th issue in the new year, the next time we publish. I'm sure we'll have plenty 'o juicy new information on our wacky citizens residing in Twin Peaks. So until next time, from all the folks in Twin Peaks to you the readers, we wish you a very Merry Christmas. Pass the coffee. Great Grad Portraits ' Great Prices ' '-t'P ! 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M——J Thursday November 29, 1990 Brock Greenhalgh, Editor 19 SPORTS Perfect weekend road trip by Andrew Bailey In the second session Matus- Cord Sports zek must have felt like Peter Ing as he faced eighteen shots. He Following a tough 4-3 loss to was brilliant stopping seventeen the Windsor Lancers the Hawkey in the period and thirty three on Hawks headed off to Toronto to the night. tangle with the Varsity Blues. With two Blues the penalty The Hawks were looking to im- in prove their record to 6-3 and take box Mike Maurice one timed it sole possession of first place in past Hendricks for his eighth tally the OUAA West division. Enter- of the year. About ten minutes ing the game the Hawks were tied later the Hawk power-play with the undefeated Warriors for clicked again when Pete Choma first place and were ranked eighth deposited the puck behind in the nation. Hendricks. Two minutes later the The message of the night to Blues replied chopping the Hawk Toronto was clear: Stay out of the lead to three. penalty box! The Hawk power- In the third period Laurier and play capitalized on three Blue Toronto traded goals. At 8:01 Joe transgressions while the Laurier Rampton was left alone in the slot penalty killers also played well. and put it behind Matuszek to "Our special teams were good make it 5-3. However, after that, and that probably made the dif- Matuszek and company shut ference in the game," said coach down the Blues. Maurice salted it Wayne Gowing. away with his second goal of the The Hawks got the board night into a vacated Varsity net on a first on the power-play when with only sixteen seconds to go in Question #4: Can the Hawkey Hawks score eight or nine goals Sean Davidson took Pete the contest. game? Choma's rebound and flipped it After being held to only an as- sure over a prematurely fallen Paul sist against Windsor, Maurice needed that" said Gowing. doubled the Hawks' score at 9:36. RMC replied, tying it at three. O'Donnel at 9:06. Two minutes scored twice in the game and SATURDAY NOVEMBER 24 In the third period the Voy- After Sean Davidson broke the tie later Kevin Smith made it 2-0 added two assists and continues VS LAURENTIAN aguers tied it at two on the with his tenth goal of the season, when he tipped in Scott Driscoll's to lead the league in scoring. The The Hawks made the long trip power-play. The Hawks answered Jamie Patenall provided the insur- blast from the point. Hawk defense, after giving up north to Sudbury on Saturday to at 12:03 when Sean Davidson ance marker at 13:12. RMC was The Blues chipped the lead to only about twenty shots a game meet the Laurentian Voyageurs. found the net with his eighth tally able to cut the Hawk margin to one when Glen Clark was left all over the past several contests al- The Hawks were looking to of the season. Only twenty-five one but the Hawks staved off the avenge alone in front of the net and lowed the Blues to fire thirty-six their 7-6 overtime loss to seconds later the Voyageurs threat of O.T. and came away slipped it between Mike Matus- at Matuszek and on several occa- the Voyageurs earlier in the year. responded with the equalizer. with a 5-4 victory. zek's pads. Dave Burke gave the sions allowed players to park Mike Dahle opened the scor- Then at 15:51 Maurice scored the The Golden Hawks fired Hawks their two goal cushion themselves all alone in front of ing at 8:19 for the Hawks with his decisive marker on a beautiful twenty-five more shots at Cory back at 17:36 with a wrist shot the net. Luckily for Laurier, sixth of the year. Laurentian shot from the face-off circle Smith in the third period for a from the right circle, his second Matuszek played well all night replied with the equalizer minutes while Laurier was shorthanded. game total of sixty-one! Mean- goal of the campaign. That was it long, coming up with several big later, making 1-1 at the end of the SUNDAY NOVEMBER 25 VS while Townsend had a relaxing for Toronto goaltender Paul stops. first. RMC night facing only seventeen shots. O'Donnel as he was replaced "I thought Mike Matuszek The only scoring of the sec- On Sunday the Hawks visited The game completes a perfect with Dave Hendricks. played pretty well for us and we ond period came from Mike Kingston in search of their third road trip for the Hawkey Hawks straight win. Although the RMC as they came away with three vic- had only one win going into the tories to improve their record to gem the Hawks still expected a 8-3 to stay in first place. Gowing tough contest. "We knew they points out that the Hawks can't be Lady Hawks get silver medal were going to be tough at home, expected to score eight or nine they're always tough at home, goals a game like last year's In their sixth league match on Wednesday the greater motivation and concentration on the part of we've seldom had an easy game squad. "We're going to have Women's volleyball team defeated Guelph. It took the Lady Hawks. This win also put the team into in that building," stated Gowing. nights when we're just not going four games due to an unfortunate loss in the first the medal round versus Guelph. After playing well on Satur- to roll everybody over, we're but once the team overcame their slow start they The Gryphons took the gold in four games. The day, Mike Matuszek was given going to have to work like crazy." were able to pull things together and win the next first game looked promising for Laurier, taking the the day off as Gowing inserted The Hawks lost the services three. The scores of 7-15, 15-7, 16-14 and 1-14 contest and keeping the Gryphons to single digits. Murray Townsend between the of winger Jon Buder when he suf- showed that it was close, but just good enough for a Their winning ways didn't continue, however, and pipes. Mike Maurice gave the fered a ligament tear in Sunday's Lady Hawk win. There were a few moments of un- some internal problems plagued the Lady Hawks. Hawks an early lead with his game. However, he should be certainty when the team could have quit and left the These should be cleared up for their next match twelfth goal of the season in the able to play by January so he will victory for Guelph to snatch up, but this did not against McMaster. opening minute of play. RMC only miss one game. turn out to be the case. Lori Spoltore and Laura Cooke received all-star tallied twice making it 2-1 at the The last game before the The women's record has now climbed to 5-1 awards for excellent play in the tournament. end of the first. exam break is this Saturday and the statistics show that Tammy Riley, Laura In the second period the against the arch rival Mustangs. "Lori deserved the award. She was one of the Cooke and Lori Spoltore had 15,11 and 10 kills Hawks launched a rubber assault So give up on the Leafs for a bright spots this weekend. We didn't have our best respectively. Tammy and Lori were the leaders in on the RMC net firing twenty- night and come out and support a match of the year, but I am extremely pleased with blocks and Laura had an exceptional 4 aces. three shots at RMC goalie Cory real hockey team. It should be an our league play and I am looking forward to Mac. I This past weekend at the Guelph Gryphons in- Smith, but they came away empty exciting contest, and game time is hope that this will continue." stated Cookie Leach, vitational tournament the Lady Hawks captured the as the second period score sheet 7:00 pm at the Bubble. head coach of the Lady Hawks volleyball team. silver medal. The only sad part of the loss was the was blank. The Hawkey Hawks are off to fact that it came at the hands of the divisional Paula Baker was our Lady Hawk of the week Early in the third session an auspicious start and they play rivals, the Gryphons. last week and although no comments were available Steve Griggs put the equalizer be- an entertaining brand of hockey. The team easily defeated McGill on Friday from the star herself, Coach Cookie had these hind Smith for his first marker of As a Laurier student, the least night in three straight, advancing them to a game words to say, "She was outstanding in her setting, the season. With a little over you can do is come down to the against Western on Saturday. This match took four defensive play and her leadership." Congratulations eleven minutes remaining new- Bubble and support them. Don't games but again fell in favour of the Lady Hawks. Paula. We hope to see a continuance of the ad- comer Don Oberle gave the forget, admission is absolutely This contest was more competitive and showed mirable job you've done in the New Year. Hawks a 3-2 lead. Minutes later free. the cord 20 SPORTS Thursday November 29, 1990 Consolation win for Men's volleyball by Chris Dodd Guelph. The first two games went things but after they dropped their Cord Sports in favour of the Hawks 15-13 and first match to York 3-0 the 15-11 but the next two games weekend looked grim. The Volleyball is an exciting sport belonged to Guelph as the Hawks Hawks pulled themselves togeth- and the Wilfrid Laurier Golden seemed to fall asleep for a short er despite the first loss and played Hawks men's volleyball squad while. However, the Hawks got great volleyball, winning the rest certainly has been proving that of the wakeup call for the fifth and of the way. late. The Hawks faced the deciding game and stormed past The Hawks beat Ryerson 15- Gryphons on the University of the home team 15-11.The victory 11, 13-15, 15-11 and 16-14. At Guelph campus last Wednesday lifts the Hawks record above .500 one point in this match the guys and came away with an exciting in the always tough OUAA West were down 10-2 but veteran victory that proved the team can men's volleyball loop. Andy Fenton served 13 points in overcome adversity. The Hawks returned to a row to give the Hawks the vic- The Hawks were up early in Guelph on the weekend for the tory. the match but couldn't seem to annual Guelph tournament. The In the consolation semi-finals put away the stubborn squad from Hawks were looking for great the Hawks beat Brock 17-15, 15- 2, 8-15,15-11. Early in the match S N the team was down, this time 13- 2 and came back to take the game 17-15. The victory over Brock scheduled the Hawks for a show- down with Laurentian in the con- solation finals. The Hawks dropped the first two games but then came storming back to take the next three and clinch the con- solation championship. "We played pretty well," said VBilMLmai■ pfumg B assistant coach Steve Davis, "winning the consolation sal- vaged the weekend for us." The team certainly showed heart and QUICK!^* desire by never giving up when they were down. The guys will FROM TORONTO Qne w Qy Return need all the heart and desire they can muster as the powerful, west- from f'° m $ SYDNEY $990 1699 leading squad from McMaster are AUCKLAND $910 $1429 next on the schedule. The Mac squad is 5-0 and also were the Sure the picture is blurry and it isn't volleyball, but champions at the Guelph tourney there was a Basketball tournament here this past TRAVEL on the weekend. "Mac is tough," I CUTS | weekend. photo by Harry Luong Plaza commented Davis, "they are real- University Shops ly playing well." game every match. There are no phenomenal 70 kills, 11 aces, 9 170 University Ave W. Waterloo, N2L 3E9 The Hawks could sure use a givens in this league. blocks and 57 digs. Bruce is (519)886-0400 | win over a tough team like Mac Bruce McGregor is playing all cerainly doing the job for coach L_ to send their confidence through world volleyball and seems to be Smith and with the rest of the the roof. It seems the OUAA west leading the Hawks on the court team improving with every match ■■HH r^TRAVELCUIS is filled with good teams and the through his outstanding play. In the rest of the season should m GoingYourWay! Hawks have to be on top of their the Guelph tourney he had a prove to be interesting. Make Canada ' m I PSCCFP YOUR BUSINESS k MM i % Gerer le Canada, Management Trainee Programme de stagiaires Program en gestion A management career with the federal Public Une carriere en gestion au sein de la fonction publique Service is your chance to move forward in the federale represente la possibility de percer dans le country's most diverse professional environment. milieu professionnel le plus diversifie au pays. The Management Trainee Program can Le Programme de stagiaires en gestion vous ouvre la put you on track. To find out how, voie de la reussite. 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London last weekend to compete in the Western competed in their first OUAA tournament. Third Tharby was selected as All-Canadian. Kubas, who won the Peter Sectional tournament. Friday night the team com- year player Mark Janke had a disappointing Gorman award for outstanding Canadian Rookie of the Year seems peted against the perennial squash powerhouse weekend, coming up empty handed in his matches. genuinely surprised at his success this year. Western, losing all matches. Western lost only 6 With matches against the powerful Western and "I didn't even expect to play this year." Kubas admits. Kubas was games out the 72 throughout the weekend. Waterloo teams, as well as the always strong used as quarterback after 3rd year veteran Pat Smalling was injured Facing Waterloo the Hawks once again were up McMaster, the team performed well and are look- early in the season. against a much stronger team and were unable to ing forward to fielding a more powerful team in the Kubas went on to comment in an interview this week that he was take a match. Crossover tournament in January with veteran happy with his play this year. "You've got to forget what you learned On Saturday morning the Hawks' fortunes im- Steve Ennis and the talented rookie Jim Zim- in high school. They teach you all new things, like how to read the proved when they split matches with Guelph. Vic- merman filling out the team. The squad has an ex- defense, I've never done that before. Placing the ball is the easiest tories came from Dave Redpath, Greg Brown and hibition match against Northfield-Doon Racquet things the tough part is strategy." Mark Howden. 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Janice note last weekend dropping all just could not put the ball in the Rookie guard Stephanie Pack- portunities for herself and her Field took top honours against three games at the York Invita- basket," commented Lindley. er stepped up her level of play, teammates on the court. It was York, reaching double figures in tional on Friday, the Hawks "The simple fact is we are not which was welcomed by her great to see her come forward." scoring. dropped a 71-37 decision to #8 going to win ball games shooting Toronto. On Saturday, #9 Laval 30%." came out the winner, 69-38. Sun- "We're really struggling on day, Laurier fell 61-43 to the host offense right now. It is like a con- team, York. tagious disease. Once it starts to expect us to beat spread, it goes at a rapid pace. HAWKSOF "I don't WEEK THE those nationally ranked teams," The player are thinking too much said coach Sue Lindley, "but it's about the shot, they are tight and great experience to play them. It's tense-they have to be confident, good for the long run if we can relaxed and focused." them; were make good plays against it There a few bright spots SEAN DAVIDSON (HOCKEY)- The second year will help out confidennce." during the tournament. According student from Milton was instrumental in the Hawks' two wins this weekend, registering 2 goals and 3 assists in total. BRUCE McGREGOR (VOLLEYBALL)- Hard I^s hitting power hitter Bruce McGregor was virtually "m unstoppable for the Volleyball Hawks last Week. On Wednesday, the 6'1" third year student from Nepean led the Hawks with 24 kills, 4 stuff blocks, 1 ace serve and 14 digs as the team beat Guelph. 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A second con- strong defense, led by Finch and Quebec, while John Mills, Jim are Vancouver's Jon Rigby and last Thursday evening in the Mol- secutive upset win for Winnipeg Todd Henderson, complement the Doty and Mike Evans replied for Winnipeg's Frank Giannone. son Tamiae Hockey League, six (3 and 3) would keep their A THL's best offense, led by the Toronto. Rigby, a Conestogo native, of the eight clubs had a shot at Division hopes alive. league's top three scorers in Brad Despite the loss, Toronto will scored a hat-trick and played a capturing a berth into the elite The Montreal-Winnipeg con- Carnegie, Finch, and Ken Taylor. remain in the A pool along with solid two-way game in his team's THL A Division, the league's up- test on Sunday night proved to be First-place Montreal has proved Quebec, Calgary, and Montreal. come-from-behind 4-3 victory per echelon. After the smoke a goaltenders duel, as both Gian- that they are now the team to Divisional play will consist of a over Winnipeg last week. Gian- cleared, Montreal emerged as the none and Montreal's Derek Fee beat. double round-robin schedule none, from Bradford, was nothing THL's top team to date. sparkled between the pipes. QUEBEC 4 TORONTO 3 within each division. Judging by less than spectacular in his team's With five wins against only Montreal's Dave Finch and Win- The largest crowd of the sea- the games already played be- 4-2 upset win over Quebec, stop- one loss and playing its last game nipeg's Neil Chin opened the son showed up to watch the much tween these teams, A Division ping 28 shots, many of them from of the League's preliminary game's scoring, and that was it anticipated match-up between play promises to be a dog-fight. point-blank range. round-robin schedule, Montreal until Scott Bryant netted the pre-season favourites Quebec and needed a victory to clinch first game winner for Montreal early Toronto. A Quebec loss would place overall. Their opponent, in the second period on a power- mean possible relegation into the however, was a rejuvinated Win- play. THL's B Division, while Toronto was coming off the wrong end of a tough 3-1 decision to Montreal JockShorts last week. The crowd didn't leave disappointed, as the quality of BASKETBALL (MEN)- The Basketball team hosted their own Figure skaters play lived up to the pre-game tournament this weekend. They lost their opening game to Queen's hype. and lost on Saturday to a strong Waterloo team. The team travels to The game, however, was the United Stales this weekend to take on two teams from Ohio. marred by much controversy, all UP-COMING EVENTS Good showing of it resulting in Quebec's favour. First, Quebec was granted a goal THURSDAY NOVEMBER 29 The women's varsity Skating Team competed at Queen's for the in which the puck appeared to BASKETBALL (MEN)- As stated above, the men will be in Ohio season's first Invitational. Susan Cook was victorious, placing in the have hit the side of the net. Next, this weekend. On Thursday they will be in Wilberforce Ohio for one top five in each of her three events skated. Her outstanding per- a Toronto goal was disallowed match. formance in the Ladies Senior B Free Skate earned her a second place following a seemingly quick finish standing in a category of thirteen. Cook's superb skating whistle by the referee. To add to FRIDAY NOVEMBER 30 proved to be tough for rivals including University of Toronto and Toronto's troubles, one player BASKETBALL (MEN)- Their next game is against a team from Western. was given a ten-minute mis- Cedarville, Ohio. Good luck on both days. Coach Cindy Fletcher said that she was very pleased with both the conduct and another game mis- individual and team's overall performance. The nine skaters in at- conduct, thereby depleting their SATURDAY DECEMBER 1 tendance did exceptionally well and picked up points in every forces. HOCKEY- The Hawkey Hawks face off against the Western category entered. The team is looking forward to their next invita- When all was said and done, Mustangs in the bubble. 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