THIS OR THAT? Hour 8 This bonus sponsored by your optometrist. Optometrists—forcing you to make decisions between two lenses that basically look the same.

In each of the following sections, you will be given a list of items and two categories. Sort as many of the items into their correct categories as you can. You will get 1 point for each one you sort correctly, 0 points for each one you choose not to sort, and –1 points for each one you sort incorrectly.

I Guess That’s Why They Call Star-Bellied Sneetches are Going Him the Bruce Extinct Batman Villain or Elton John Song? Endangered Species or Dr. Seuss Creature?

1. Dark Diamond 1. Blue-Headed Palooski 2. Razor Face 2. Humphead Wrasse 3. Val-Hala 3. Swomee Swan 4. Hush 4. Irrawaddy Dolphin 5. Kite Man 5. Vaquita 6. Crazy Quilt 6. Orangefoot Pimpleback 7. Rocket Man 7. Wocket 8. Onomatopoeia 8. Zizzer-Zazzer-Zuzz 9. Nikita 9. Brindled Nail-Tailed Wallaby 10. Tiny Dancer 10. Aye-Aye

Jackie Chan Breaks the Internet An Auto-Body Experience Computer Virus or Jackie Chan Movie? Nissan Model or Human Bone?

1. Conflicker 1. Incus 2. Mr. Nice Guy 2. Radius 3. Skiptrace 3. Talus 4. Storm Worm 4. Versa 5. CZ12 5. Livina 6. Project A 6. Atlas 7. MyDoom 7. Sentra 8. ILOVEYOU 8. Lunate 9. Rush Hour 2 9. Rogue 10. Who Am I? 10. Trapezoid The UnforGiving Tree Monty Python and the Holy Book Work by Shel Silverstein or HP Lovecraft? Monty Python Sketch or Biblical Parable?

1. Falling Up 1. The Lost Sheep 2. Pickman’s Model 2. The Mustard Seed 3. The Colour Out of Space 3. The Pearl 4. A Light in the Attic 4. The Dead Bishop 5. The Missing Piece 5. The Ten Virgins 6. The Nameless City 6. The Two Debtors 7. Beyond the Wall of Sleep 7. The Dirty Fork 8. The Picture in the House 8. The Undertakers 9. Where the Sidewalk Ends 9. The Dead Parrot 10. The Rats in the Walls 10. The Spanish Inquisition

What Kids Are Into These Days Art School Internet Challenge or Disney Channel Original Movie? Yale Secret Society or Pablo Picasso Painting?

1. Charlie Charlie 1. Girl and Goat 2. Bad Hair Day 2. Cock and Knife 3. Bird Box 3. Skull and Bones 4. Lemonade Mouth 4. Pipe and Card 5. Dadnapped 5. Ink and Needle 6. Mannequin 6. Cage and Feather 7. Quints 7. Skull and Leeks 8. Running Man 8. Book and Snake 9. Minutemen 9. Sage and Chalice 10. Tide Pod 10. Guernica

National Pride LGBT Pride Flag or Country Flag?

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7. 8. 9. 10. I’m So Lonely I Could Date a What’s the Deal with Greta Horse Thunberg? Part of a Horse or Dating App? Seinfeld Episode or TIME “Person” of the Year?

1. Huggle 1. Ebola Fighters 2. Bumble 2. The Protestor 3. Gaskin 3. The Truth 4. Coronet 4. The Chinese Woman 5. Hinge 5. The Bubble Boy 6. Clover 6. The Wizard 7. Down 7. The Guardians 8. Cannon 8. You 9. Muzzle 9. The Soup Nazi 10. Tinder 10. The Stranded

Shoots & Scoops Mr. Mister Newspaper or WNBA Team? Mr. Men Book or Advertising Mascot?

1. Atlanta Dream 1. Mr. Messy 2. Cleveland Scene 2. Mr. Clean 3. Minnesota Lynx 3. Mr. Peanut 4. Aurora Sentinel 4. Mr. Jelly 5. Kansas City Star 5. Mr. Strong 6. Chicago Sky 6. Mr. Muscle 7. Boston Herald 7. Mr. Adventure 8. Phoenix Mercury 8. Mr. Brave 9. Tulsa Beacon 9. Mr. TopsyTurvy 10. New York Liberty 10. Mr. Whipple

This Soap Tastes Horrible! Dove (the soap company) or Dove (the chocolate company)?

1. Owned by Unilever 6. Owns the domain www.dove.com 2. Has come under fire for racist ads 7. Has the tagline “Silky Smooth” 3. Supported female entrepreneurs with the “She’s in Busi- 8. Their “Promises” come in Bourbon Vanilla and Raspberry ness” campaign Rose 4. Has an actual dove in their logo 9. Certain products come with inspirational messages 5. Rebranded as “Galaxy” in Australia 10. Makes “Beauty Bars”