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THE CAMPUS NEWSPAPER OF THE UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA, MORRIS FEBRUARY 28, 1990 Vandalism breaks into UMM Independence Hall. "It could have Besides accidents, another is usually committed by people earlier. Gay Hall and Indy Hall just fallen apart" factor seems to be alcohol. who arc not from that dorm. lock all doors except the main Anoiher example of what may "The vandalism is often One method that residence front door at 8 p.m. Spooner During February, there have be accidental damage is the chair alcohol related," stated Sayre. halls are using to combat this Hall locks all doors at 8 p.m. on been • several outbreaks of at ORL. Shecftan related that vandalism problem is locking the doors Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. vandalism. The first big For most of Uie vandalism weekend for vandalism was the incidents, no perpetrator has weekend of Winter Wonder Vandalism student's responsibilty been found. The exception is Week, February 9, 10, and lllh. Corey Quick residential life officials. Ulti­ director of residential life, ex­ the broken window at Spooner On February 9, there was a mately, lhe residents bear fi­ plained that basically there ar. Hall. fire alarm pulled at Indy 3A. Guest Reporter nancial responsibility from any two types of damage. First, According to Sayre, the While not strictly vandalism, it Prevention of vandalism in damage not falling under the there arc those instances in individual was caught and has was a criminal activity UMM's residence halls requires category of normal wear and which a single person or spe- agreed to pay for damages. No committed in a public area of a criminal charges are being residence hall. The same night, Vandalism to p. 3 pressed. a window was broken at Health Services in Gay Hall. "Ironically, (the broken window) occurred on our first Saturday, lhe 10th, witnessed night of locking the door al 8 the theft of a fire extinguisher p.m.," commented Andrew Svcc, from Spooner Hall and more Spooner Hall Residence damages ai Gay Hall. The Direcior. "A witness was damages at Gay included the conscientious enough to report removal of three door handles the license plate number. I'd and destruction of 40 ceiling like to thank lhat person." Increased awareness among Last weekend, February 23, siudcnls is another method 24, and 25, there were other Residence Halls arc using io vandalism occurences. combat vandalism, The front door window at "People in Halls should be Spooner Hall was kicked out aware thai if we don't find lhe Friday night. There was also a I'lilnril, Ihey all pay," Stated report of a broken chair ai ORL Kaihy Shcchan, Residence on Saturday, and a pool table Director of Gay Hall. "We was broken at Independence Hall encourage people to open iheir the same weekend. eyes and not ihe doors. The staff One problem, though, is that can't be every where 24 hours a some of the incidents could be day. It's everybody's unreported accidents, not responsibility." deliberate damage. Huber agreed. "It is the "(The damage to the pool responsibility of residents. RA's table) was not necessarily are not deiectives. Everyone vandalism," commented Jody pays lite price for vandalism.1' Huber, Residence Director of And the costs arc expensive. The door handles at Gay Hall cost S45 each to replace, and the ceiling tiles cost SI 11.00 to Assembly passes self-study repair. Other incidents ihis year thai may have been vandalism by the Campus Resources and Aside from questioning the opinion may be inappropriately include a student's door dial was Planning Committee concern­ Sclf-Sludy Report's descrip­ represented. punched through at Spooner, a ing the report's assessment of An immediate question was tions of UMM buildings, as­ broken door hinge at Indy, and a UMM facilities. why the report went lo print Unanimous endorsement of sembly members brought up fire hose lhat was turned on ai the Self-Study Report by vot­ Many individuals are dissat­ individual opinions about ihe before responses could get into ing members at last Monday's isfied with the current stale of report's accuracy. Members said ihe report A "time-line prob­ Campus Assembly meeting UMM's buildings. One As­ interdisciplinary sludies infor­ lem" was Togeas' explanation: "Any time there arc people wantonly breaking stuff, it is means the report is final, but sembly member stated there mation is lacking, the library's "The report simply look longer money wasted," commented with the option for amend- has been a "huge range of computer system is inaccu­ complaints - from every disci- Assembly top.4 Dave Aronson. Director of rately described, and student Student Life. Thc report will be presented pline." to the North Central Associa­ Togeas said he spoke with tion of Colleges and Schools Harold Fahl, Superintendent of (NCA) team. The NCA ana­ Plant Services, about these UMMers lobby for center lyzes UMM every decade to complaints. A dangerous determine whether the univer­ plumbing situation in Camden, sity will be reaccredited. The inaccessibility for handicapped, Participation from UMM Tom. McRoberts and Dave team will visit UMM April and inadequacy of facilities arc was organized and sponsored by Aronson. 2,3, and morning of the 4th. three major areas of concern. A delegation of twenty stu­ the Morris Campus Studeni We left UMM at 7:30 a.m An open meeting with the Togeas reported that Fahl dents and three administrators Association [MCSA] which in three vans. On the way team is planned, but the date is cited funding shortage as a from UMM traveled to the docs so annually. down to the 'Cities,' we dis­ major inhibitor in correcting Stale Capitol in St. Paul for . The delegation included cussed issues and approaches to Jim Togeas is chair of the inadequacies. Lobby Day on Wednesday, members of lhe MCSA Fo­ be used while lobbying. committee preparing for reac- The question of whether Feb. 21, 1990. We were rum, the Morris Campus Once at the Capitol, the Freshman Council [MCFC] crediiation. He, along with UMM's buildings sufficiently joined by students from other delegation broke up into two Assembly, the Campus Steve Granger, Special Assis­ meet fire codes was also ad­ campuses of the University of groups. One group went off lo Activities Council [CACJ, tant to ihe Dean, wrote the 166 dressed. Togeas said some Minnesota campuses of the participate in Lobby Day while building are not up to ordinary other interested students, Vice the other group met wiih page Self-Study Report. State University system as Chancellor for Student Affairs Togeas discussed the report fire codes, but "certain exemp­ well as Community, Voca­ members of lhe Senate Finance tions are allowed for older Gary McGrath, Associate Di­ at the Assembly meeting. He tional, Technical and Private rector of Continuing Education Lobby day to p. 2 buildings." Colleges and Universities. Page 2 • University Register News Spectrum University Register Staff International News thousands of A-N-C exiles and supporters the warm welcome means the 27 years he spent in jail "have not been in vain." Editor-in-Chief —The Soviet parliament yesterday affirmed Prcsidcnl Gor­ Diane Ylitato bachev in his belief thai "ihcre is no need to play cat and mouse" —Nkaraguan President Ortega is preparing to turn over the News Editor and granted him greatly expanded powers. Gorbachev said the mea­ reins of government. When President-elect Violeta Chamorro as­ Kristie Hirsehenberger sure is necessary to allow him to deal with the changes sweeping sumes office April 25, it will be lhe first orderly transition of pow­ Fine Arts Editor the nation. The Parliament also began debating a law that would er in Nicaragua this century. Kathryn Confer grant Soviet Republics the right to secede. Sports Editor —The military leaders of the Contra rebels are cheering John Lindgren —South African black leader Nelson Mandela received a the election of President-elect Chamorro, but Ihey are not yet ready Variety Editor tumultuous welcome upon his arrival in Lusaka, Zambia, yester­ to throw down iheir weapons. The rebels say they will not disband Jen Glaus day. Mandela flew to the African national congress' headquarters- until the transition of political power is complete. One Contra Feature Editor in-exilc for the start of his 17-day diplomatic mission lo raise sup­ leader says the issue of disarmament, in his words, "Is not a matter Carolyn Tix port for the A-N-C's return .to South Africa. Mandela told the for discussion." Health & Science Editor BUI Ristow --Former Surgeon General Everett Koop says a federal Head Photographer policy on AIDS is almost ten years overdue. Koop told a house Drew Rutherford National News subcommittee that he finds it "incredible" that the government has Ass'l. Photographer not begun work on projecting the costs of the AIDS epidemic and Julie Jost —The space shuttle Atlantis is being re-fueled for the sixth figuring out who will pay them. He warned ihe epidemic is not Cartoonist lime in an attempt to get the top-secret mission off the ground. A over and expressed concern that Americans are becoming compla­ Jason J agio head cold suffered by mission commander John Crcighton caused cent about die deadly disease. Business Manager the first couple of delays last week, but since ihcn lhe shuitie has —The U.S. Supreme Court today said lhat prison officials Mike Martin been plagued by the usual weather and computer problems. And can force mentally ill inmates lo be treated with mind-altering Advertising Manager high winds threatened to scrap this morning's blastoff (set for be­ drugs. The High Court held in a 6-3 decision that the slate of Chad Leopold tween midnight and 4:00). Washington does not have to go lo a court before prison officials Secretary can give ami-psychotic drugs to inmates. It says Ihe stale's proce­ Jeff Kormun —Attorney General Thornburgh scheduled a news confer­ dures are adequate to protect prisoners. These include a review of General Assistant ence late yesterday to announce "major developments" in the gov­ medical procedures by an independent committee of doctors and lhe Jeff Richer! ernment's plea bargain negotiations with Exxon over the Alaska oil right of appeal by inmates. The High Court says such treatment Circulation Managers spill. Justice department officials close to the case say Thornburgh should be limited to inmates who may be dangerous lo themselves Carl Lipke won't be announcing a settlement with Exxon. Rumors spread last or others. The three dissenting judges contend the administrative Brian Kwiatkowski week lhat the department had made a deal with Exxon on criminal procedures used by lhe slate are not enough to protect prisoners Advisor liability for the spill. from unneeded and unwanted drugs. Alys Culhane The Universiiy Regis­ ter, the student newspa­ per of the University of —A state task force yesterday recommended 90 ways to im­ Minnesota, Morris, is prove the quality of food. Agriculture Commissioner Jim Nichols State News published each week dur­ says the recommendations of the Attorney General's task force on ing the academic year. food quality include less reliance on agricultural chemicals. —Ten people face North Dakota drug charges in Traill County. The opinions herein ex­ Nichols said Minnesoians have a high level of confidence of the Sheriff Richard Fisher says the ten were arrested yesterday morning pressed are those of the food they buy... but 84 percent of the respondents to a University on various sales, oossession and distribution charges, capping an Editor-in-Chief or opin­ of Minnesota study show they arc concerned with pesticides. 18-mpnth undercover investigation. Fisher says several types of ion columnists and do drugs were seized, including marijuana and look-alike drugs. All not necessarily reflect except on e of Ihe ten are from Traill County in Eastern North —Bail has been set at $10,000 for a 17-year-old St. Paul Ihe opinions of the staff, Dakota. The other is from the Climax-Nielsvillc area in North­ girl accused of killing her infant son by starving him. Maria For­ student body, faculty or western Minnesota. Authorities say the ten remain jailed in Hills- rest is charged in Ramsey Counly juvenile court with manslaughter administration of the boro. in the Feb. 4 malnutrition death of her six-month-old son Lavonte University of Minnesota, Morris. The University —A bill to restrict most abortions in Minnesota got a Register welcomes unso- iwo-hour hearing before a house committee yesterday. Representa­ —A bank robbery suspect who shot himself in the stomach lic ited contributions, tive Steve Wenzcl of Litlle Falls predicis the Bill will pass by a after leading police on a ten-mile chase was charged yesterday with which must be accompa­ six-vote margin. Even opponents concede there is at least a five- lhe armed holdup of lhe firsl Minnesota Savings Bank in White nied with the author's vote margin on the health and human services committee. Today's Bear Lake. 28-year-old Darwin Walters of Kodiak, Alaska, also is name. Items submitted testimony was given by supporters of the bill who say abortions a suspect in as many as four other Twin Cities bank robberies this cannot be returned. The should be forbidden for "birth control reasons." They say the Web­ month. Editors reserve the right ster decision of the Supreme Court gives ihem encouragement (hi* court might uphold the bill. The bill would ban more lhan 90 The a is compiled from KUMM's UPI tu percent of all abortions. Opponents will be heard today. to condense lengthy let­ ters, to correct obvious Lobby day from p. 1 the availability of revenue for spelling and grammatical bonding legislation. The errors, and to reject ma­ and House Appropriations bonding bill, which is the re­ terial of slanderous na- committees with the architects sult of bonding legislation, is for the Student Center to at­ the bill that gives permission The University Regis­ tempt to persuade them of the for state bonding, or in other 5TUDEMT ALTERriflTIVTERrtfi E RADIO ter is located in the words funding of construction basement of the Minority need at UMM for a Student Dock Report [ j Friday projects. Resource Center (Old The Ad Hoc Lobbying The UMM Student Center is Music Hall.) Telephone Committee had developed a one of ihe fourteen bonding re­ (612) 589-2211 exten- Grade A Cult new flier for the occasion cit­ quests the University of Min­ U sion 6078. ing five compelling reasons to nesota is making of the leg­ support the Studeni Center islature this session. Although Project as well as the follow­ the studeni ccnicr is low on the The Universiiy Register ing quote from Governor Rudy list that lhe central administra­ will investigate Perpich from a February 2, tion submitted to the legisla­ Pop Charts complaints about the ac- 1990 radio speech: ture, the legislature seldom S. 2 completeness of a "...We also have bonding, follows bonding requests of Monday articles in this newspa­ and you know at the University this type as mandates, some­ News Show) per. Any article that i' of Morris -- that's one of the times making very different found to be inaccurate oi 'wst schools in the country - I lhan isleading will be cor­ hope at a minimum the bond­ recommendations given to 1 ing bill will include the request J rected and put in tlii. space. If you wish fc for Morris. I ihink [hat's a The final decision lhe legis­ good way for the Legislature report any inaccuracy or lature makes will depend first have any sort of problem and lhe Executive Branch to on how much money there is say, 'Hey, thank you for doing overall. At present, lhe slate Wednesday 1th this newspaper, an outstanding job in Morris in of Minnesota is looking at a please call 589-2211 ext. ihe educational field.'" possible revenue shortfall that 1— t 6078 and request t k to tbe Editor-i An interest of primary im­ Chief. portance to UMM ihis year is Lobby day to p. 4 University Register • Page 3 University News Search committee: ad's latest step

University Relations approval of a job description announced his resignation from for candidates to submit their of Continuing Education, Re­ News Release and an advertisement for the the position last Sept 21, after applications and supporting gional Programs and Summer position of chancellor at UMM having served in the capacity of documents will be April 28. Session: Theodore Uehling. The Chancellor Search by University of Minnesota UMM chancellor for the past The Committee will review the professor of philosophy; James Advisory Committee at the President Nils Hasselmo and 21 years. materials submitted by inter­ VanAlstine, associate professor University of Minnesota, the Equal Opportu­ According to Mercedes Bal­ ested applicants and narrow the of geology; Lynn R. Schulz, Morris reported last week, Fri­ nity/Affirmative Action Office. lou, chairperson of the Com­ field to 10 to 15 semi-finalists senior analyst in computer ser­ day, Feb. 16, that they have President Hasselmo ap­ mittee, the Committee has met who will all be interviewed. vices; William Stewart, direc­ concluded the first siage of the pointed the Committee last Five times to develop the job "Out of the field of semifi- tor of the Minority Student search process. December to find a replacement description and advertisement. nalists, three to five finalists Programs; and students Robin The Committee has received for Dr. John Q. Imholte. who Guidelines for the advertise­ will be selected. These names Wolf, a senior from Bowlus, ment were established by will be forwarded to President Minn., and Diane Ylitalo, a Patricia Mullen, director of the Hasselmo," Ballou said. She sophomore from Detroit Lakes, Majors must apply EO/AA office. The advertise­ said that-the Committee hopes Minn. UMM alumnus War- renn Anderson, Morris attorney be received between April 5 - ment will appear in such na­ to have the list of finalists se­ and president of the West Cen­ 16, 1990. All candidates will tionally circulated publications lected by June 5. tral Educational Development be notified of acceptance or as The Chronicle of Higher In addition lo Ballou, other Association; and Leonard Kuhi, non-acceptance. Education, and in several Min­ members of the Cominee are The University of Minneso­ vice president for academic af­ nesota daily newspapers, in­ UMM representatives Mariam ta, Morris, discipline of Busi­ There will be informational fairs and provost of the Min­ cluding the Star Tribune and Frcnicr, associate professor of ness-Economics is welcoming meetings held for students neapolis campus, complete lhe the St Paul Pioneer Press hisiory; Joseph Latercll, pro­ applications from students in­ interested in applying for ad­ membership of ihe Search Ad­ Dispatch. fessor of chcmisiry; Thomas terested in majoring in Busi­ mission into the Business- visory Committee. ness-Economics beginning the Economics major on Wednes­ Ballou said lhat the deadline McRoberts, associate director 1990-91 academic year. The day. Feb. 28 at 8:30 a.m., and number of students admitted to Thursday, March 1 at 4p.m. the major will depend on the Bolh meetings will be held in resources available in any giv­ Social Science #124. Busi­ en year. Because of the limited ness-Economics faculty will be number of spaces available ad­ present to distribute application [ y/AUprV~TZ.Z-7 mission to the program will be forms, explain lhe application competitive. procedure, and answer any Students seeking to major in questions. Attendance at one Business-Economies at UMM uf these sessions is important. must apply for admission no Please make note of the earlier than April 5 of their limes and dates of lhe meet­ freshman year. Applicants ings. If additional information must have completed at least is requested, address you in­ 17 UMM credits or their quiry to the Business-Eco­ equivalent other institutions. nomics Admissions Commit­ To be considered for admission tee, Division of Social Sci­ to lhe major, applications must ence, UMM. New York trek Joyce Lacey Building, the Empire stale Staff Reporter Building, Macy's and seeing a Broadway play. Reverend 13 students will have the Leigh Pczet will serve as the Vandalism costs take their toll from p. 1 opportunity to travel to New tour guide and daily speakers York, NY over spring break will offer presentations. cific group of individuals are In a single weekend alone, lhe quires the awareness and this year as pan of Lutheran The group is scheduled to held accountable for damage Health Service window was participation of all residents. Campus ministry's ninth arrive back in Minneapolis and charged accordingly. This broken, three door handles were Shcchan believes the residents annual spring break seminar. mid-morning Friday, March is the most common form of damaged, and approximately 35 must "get mad" and gel in­ The theme of this year's 23. damage and examples range ceiling liles were also de­ volved. She cited uproar seminar is "Understanding by The cost of $105 will cover from the resident who acci- stroyed. No information con­ caused over the weekend de­ Experiencing: the Church and the transportation, meals, (icntly breaks a window to cerning [he perpetrator(s) has scribed above. Be assertive, Urban Ministry," which will lodging and study materials someone who admits to been revealed so it appears that she advises, when lhe situa­ look at the various outlets used on the trip. The seminar damaging public area property, the residents will be paying for tion is safe (thai is, you arc not available to ihe church in New is open 10 anyone regardless of such as lounge furniture or all the damage. Another case dealing with an unreasonable York City. denomination. pool equipment. of vandalism that Gay residents person). Karl Tcrhaur, RD of will be covering is the front Blakcly Hall, slated that resi­ Daily visiis to numerous The seminar is limited to The second category of dam­ door which was shattered sev­ dents should contact campus ministries, along with educa­ only 13 siudcnls and will be age concerns those cases in eral weeks ago. security or an RA if they feel tional discussions, will provide filled on a first come first serve which responsibility is not de­ termined. The cost of unac­ uncomfortable confronting a the individual with a basic basis. A deposit of $55 will Incidents of vandalism share situation themselves. introduction to life in urban be due by Friday, March 2. counted damage is frequently many common trails. Jody distributed over the floor, wing Anonymity is guaranteed in America and the tolc of the The reduced cost of ihis Huber, residence director of In­ cases where a resident reports church wilhin. spring break seminar is made or entire hall. These situations dependence Hull, said "virtually arc often labeled vandalism and on the actions of another. The group will depart from possible through grants from all (unaccounted) damage in­ require increased student aware­ Sheehan said she will not dis­ Minneapolis Friday. March 16 the Local Student Corporation volves alcohol . . ." Further­ ness in order to reduce their close sources of her informa­ and visit Niagara Falls after of Morris, Lutheran Campus more, according lo bolh Huber frequency. tion without first gaining the driving across Southern On­ ministry and the Lutheran Stu­ and Kaihy Shcchan, third year permission of the informant. tario. Upon arrival in New dent Council. Last year, damage to public director of Gay Hall, most in­ Brunswick, New Jersey, the Each year Lutheran Campus areas cost hall residents over cidents occur between Thursday Awareness of the problem is group will be housed at Rut­ ministry embarks on a annual S3.30O. Close to 2/3 of lhat and Saturday, usually at night. the first step in solving the gers Lutheran Campus Min­ spring break seminar. This figure went towards unac­ Also, many perpcirators of vandalism issue. Students istry. will be their ninth trip. Next counted damage or vandalism. vandalism are not residents or should know they arc are just passing ihrough. Stu­ Sunday worship will include year, they plan on travelling to Common charges include re­ responsible for their guests' dents arc therefore hesitant in attending the Lutheran church Washington D.C. for the placing broken or stolen ceil­ actions as well as their own. confronting intoxicated people of Times Square and a Jazz "Church and Government" ing tiles, discharged fire extin­ They should also realize that who ihey may not know and worship at St. Peters with an seminar. I the spring of 1992, guishers, and charges for extra vandalism is a problem that hence turn a blind eye to evening meal in China town. Lutheran Campus Ministry cleaning of public areas. perpetuates itself. The longer will travel to Boston. vandalism. Residents also feel the problem goes without be­ Sighlseeing throughout lhe This year, vandalism in the very uncomfortable confronting week will encompass visiting Persons interested in the halls has been sporadic and ing effectively addressed, the floor members and do not wish worse it becomes. Harlem, Central park, the seminar should contact Eric generally minimal. The only lo "rai" on their friends. Metropolitan Museum of Art, Bakken at 589-4554 as soon as hall experiencing sever vandal­ the Bronx, the United Nations possible. ism lo dale has been Gay Hall. Prevention of vandalism re­ Page 4 • University Register February 28, 1990 Rainforest week showers info Geoff Bradshaw Timber companies seeking land lor development : to provide enough jungles of ihe tropics. The MPRIG campus organizer hardwoods such as teak and ma­ Due to the heat and heavy nutrients to the already fragile tropical rainforesis are one of the Our rainforests are dying, and hogany account for most of the rainfall in tropical zones, nutri­ soil. few places on earth where such it is not a natural death. Every problem, harvesting at least 12.5 ents are leached out of the soil Rainforests also play a critical people continue to live, practic-. minute, every day, 50-100 acres million acres of forest each year. so lhat only the top few inches role in our planet's atmosphere. ing a hunting and gathering of rainforest are destroyed. In addition, many industries of most rainforest land is fertile. Not only are they a supply of lifestyle. Rainforests cover 2% of the have forced local farmers off Left to itself, lhe rainforest re­ oxygen, bul they hold vast re­ Find out how you can help. Earth's surface, or 1% of lhe land their land and Ihe governments plenishes the soil through de­ serves of carbon in iheir vegeta- Feb. 26 is Rainforest Awareness mass. They originally covered of several tropical nations have composition of the biomass Week. Upcoming events include twice that area. At the current attempted to remedy the situa­ vegetation. When rainforests are burned, a slide show on Wednesday al rate of destruction, the rest will tion by granting homesteading When forests are destroyed or trees are left to decay, the car­ 8:15 inSS 245. vanish in a single human life- rights to farmers who clear forest Ihrough slash and burn agricul­ bon is released into the atmo­ Thursday night is move ture, however, farmers need to sphere as CO2. carbon dioxide. night, featuring The Lorax and move on to fresh land every few This is the second largest factor The Emerald Forest al 8:15 in Lobby day from p. 2 years leaving behind the unfertile contributing to the Greenhouse SS 245. would severely impact any from each campus, the land to waste. effect, according to C. Caufield On Friday, speaker Gary bonding legislation. Legislative Director, and the Once destroyed, the tropical in his book, In The Rainforest. Payne will explain that defor­ Once the revenue issue is chair of the Student Senate. forests may never come back. The consequences of rainforest estation is not just a tropical addressed, the legislature must The MSSC's legislative Test plots in Costa Rica and destruction are nol limited problem; timber companies are then decide how much money agenda for Lobby Day focused Brazil confirmed many natural­ merely 10 trees, approximately poised to harvest foiestland right will go into ]he bonding bill. on the Bonding Bill, State ist's suspicion that once the 30 million species of plants and here in Minnesota. State Representative Chuck Scholarship and Grant financial fragile biomass had been tam­ animals and over 10O0 indige- (Statistics courtesy of the Brown told us at a meeiing on aid programs and Student Debt pered with the rainforest could human tribes populate the Rainforest action Network! Wednesday that a $250 million Burden. bonding bill this year is the One of lhe focuses of the fi­ "magic number" for lhe UMM nancial aid lobbying was the Lent cycle symbolic Student Center. This is due to establishment of an Alternate Eric Bakken lhe image of a circle; life as a the way the bill is broken At Lent, on Ash Wednesday we Delivery System for Financial Lutheran Campus Ministry cycle which becomes a pro­ down. Once a number is ar­ remember who we are, and that Aid that would be consistent In the American College found religious symbol in­ rived at. the legislature then from dust we have come, to with aims and goals lhat have Dictionary, Ash Wednesday is grained deeply within us. The decides how much of the sum dust we return. The power of developed in discussions at the defined simply as, "the first day church calendar running from should go to higher education. Lent is not that it occurs be­ Higher Education Coordinating of Lent," Lent is defined as Advent to Christmas, tween certain dates. The power From there, a decision must Board [HECB] and the Min­ "an annual season of fasting Epiphany, Lent, Easter, Pente­ of Lent is that from lhe van­ be made as to how much nesota Association of Financial and penitence in preparation for cost and back to Advent con­ tage point of failh it links us money the University will get. Aid Administrators [MAFAA]. Easter, beginning on Ash nects us with life. The yearly to our God showing us a little That decision will most likely The problems cited in the Wednesday and including trie cycle of autumn, winter, something about how God en­ be based on weighing the mer­ current delivery system is that forty weekdays next before spring, and summer; the daily ters into our lives. its of ihe projects as well as it functions on a 'campus- Easier." cycle of sunrise and sunset; ihe If Ihis connects with you, the political impact or geo­ based' model lhat 1 These definitions are proba­ cycle of the moon through ils join us tonight at 7:15 p.m., graphic breakdown of the re­ way that federal grants i bly as good a starling poini as stages; and the cycle of birth in Cougar Cafe, as we celebrate quests, for it is, after all, an bursed. The HECB established any in understanding ibis sea­ through life to death and back life, circles, ashes, and lhe God election year. a task force in 1984 to study son of Lent we are entering. to the womb, mother Earth. who meets us there. alternative methods of delivery. While one group was meet­ Roman Catholics, Episco­ As in a circle, we come THIS SPACE PAID FOR ing with House and Senate After the Task Force report palians and Lutherans share a around again to thai place BY LUTHERAN CAMPUS committee members, another was issued, Ihe State Univer­ history which connects with where we have already been. MINISTRY group of students were meeting sity system went to an al­ with their home town House ternative delivery system, but Representatives and Senators as of yet, no other schools and participating in oiher semi- have followed. For the past organized activities and media two years the MAFAA advi­ events staged for lobby day. sory council and the HECB Lobby Day is an event orga­ have been in negotiations in an nized by the Minnesota State attempt to improve the dcliverv Student Coalition [MSSC], a to the remaining students in legislative organization which the state. ^presents and includes all the Currently, 80% of students students in higher education in in the stale of Minnesota re­ ihe slate of Minnesota. UMM ceiving financial aid are not is represented in this organiza­ served by alternate delivery tion ihrough lhe University of methods. Minnesota Studeni Senate's One of the other issues the Studeni Lobby Advisory MSSC focused heavily on was Committee |SLAC], a sumding the State Scholarship and Grant committee of the Student Sen- Program. The central problem with ihis program is lhat it Recently, the SLAC stated uses extremely frugal standards lhat the UMM Siudent Comer for living and miscellaneous is the number two priority for allowance. ihe Universiiy of ' nesou, As a result, many students in terms of sii ... need, Un - must contribute more than is versily wide. The SLAC con­ supposedly expected of them sists of the five studeni body under the state's shared respon­ presidenis, one representative sibility policy.

Assembly from p. 1 to write than wc estimated." Campus Assembly approves. Instead of ihe estimated three Another mclhod is verbal con­ months, lhe Sclf-Siudy Report tact with the NCA team, look six months to complete. ooin'.ing out differences in the After pointing out several report and the Assembly's positive remarks in the Self- changes. Study Report, Togeas asked, Oiher business completed "Are we gilding the lily?" in included the Campus Assembly lighl of the numerous com­ voting in Lisa Bergen as the ENJOY DELICIOUS plaints. new Executive Council mem­ PEPPERONI LOVER'S PIZZA. Options arc available should ber, replacing Matt Schoen­ ONE MEDIUM FOR $8.99 lhe Assembly deem changes felder, who resigned. necessary. A document The Campus Assembly will OR TWO FOR $12.99 |DELIVERY| amendment would mean the meel again nexl Monday, NCA team would see the March 5 to discuss the GER CALL FOR "DELIVERY 589-4520 Makin'it great!' statement(s) of motion the curriculum. Editorials practices. The committee's Hispanic women according lo AFRC renders funds were no longer being OUT siandards. The Hispanic used for projects consistent culture has a different standard UMM lacks disappointment with the commiuec's original of bcauly lhan lhat of the Eu­ Dear Editor, charier from MCSA. ropean culture in the United More than anything I am Il was for reasons like Ihis Slates. For instance, the Eu­ legal advice completely disappointed. At ihat I argued that student fundr ropean culture in the United Lawsuits, convictions, and threats of such have become a re the AFRC hearing wc said, ing of lhe Universiiy Center states prizes tall, blond hair, focus on the UMM campus. On what advice do students "Big Friend Little Friend Commiiicc be discontinued. blue-eyed women; Hispanic decisions to file complaints and lawsuits? (BFLF) is one of the only or­ Sludents on this campus pay culture looks for long, dark, In allempling io find an answer io a somewhat simple legal ganizations which is truly vol­ enough Tecs without giving curly hair wiih dark brown question, 1 found that UMM college sludents are out of luck. unteer and reaches into lhe S 10.000.00 to a committee eyes, fuller lips, and olive-lone UMM is seriously lacking in a legal advice system. Most Morris community." We said, lhat can no longer justify ihis skin. Therefore bcauly is rela­ campuses have lawyers who offer free legal advice or rece' "Many of the Little Friends are sum of money. Last week the tive to where you arc, and it itipend for their time and services. Not so with UMM. depends on who is doing the from economically deprived Activity Fee Review Commii­ Without lhe opportunity to gel professional advice, I tried to judging. In addiiion, ihis families and cannot afford to icc decided nol to give any ind out some answers on my own. My first stop wai pageant would be an expression pay $5 per child involved in money to lhe U Clr. Commit­ campus library. After a substantial amount of lime checking lhe of who we arc and from where lhe program." Wc said, tee for 1990-1991. I applaud references and leafing ihrough some dusly, old volumes on we come. An expression of "Morris service organizations this decision. government regulations, I had to ask die librarian for help. After pride. arc being approached for pro­ searching with me for a while, she came across an article which gram support." We said, "The In the future, I hope lhat his concerned my question, but which was much loo general lo help program now involves 110 paper will show more prudence So I was sent up to lhe 4th lloor, where 1 spent even i pairs of Big Friends and Litlle in deciding which articles are 10 time futiley thumbing Ihrough pamphlets Friends "Enough already!" be printed. The newspaper I decided to approach lhe problem more directly. My first call And in all good conscience Dear Editor, serves as a means by which was to the postal office. I didn't expect the employees to know AFRC reduced the 1990-1991 You guessed it - I'm writing people gain information, the information off-hand, bul thoughi perhaps ihey could budget to $700.00, down in regards lo the recent article perceptions are formed. There­ recommend a handbook of policies and procedures. 1 was wrong S397.00 from lhe 1989-1990 submitted by Craig Nordling, fore, the information presented not only were Ihey nol trained lo answer questions concerning budget. Big Friend Litlle and the numerous responses to should be accurate. Don't legal mailers, bul they could nol lend adequate suggestions as lo Friend suffered a decreased bud­ it Will this childish game abuse that power which has where 1 could find lhe answer. get allotment for 1990-91 even ever end? been given to you. The next step was phoning the local auomeys. I was lold Tree though the number of pairs in­ If people didn't like what was legal advice was nol given. My question didn't warrant hiring a creased by 20 this year and said, fine, but is it necessary to Maribel Ruiz lawyer. Beside.',, college stndenis generally don't have the money BFLF involves more sludents rip him aparl as well as ripping Vice President of United Latin.is il takes for extra expenses such as hiring a lawyer. They did give than many of the organisations his article to shreds? If h;'s mc a loll-free number ihrough which I could apply for assistance which now receive more fund­ sexually frustrated and reads A question of race paying for legal advice. But all I have is a question...? ing. "girly" magazines, that's his Dear Editor, (Upon trying with ORL 10 find the answer to a separate prerogative. If people would I am completely disappoint­ First off, I would like lo say question, I was told that die local attorneys uptown would give have liked what was said in lhe lhat I'm sure Carl Lipke wasn't e free legal advice. Wrong.) ed. article, would ihey have chas­ the only one giving thanks in Finally, I turned lo a UMM professor with a political scien Gale Gunter tised him for grammar errors? his article lasl week lhat he's degree to sec if he could provide some answers. He gave mc I Lei's be realistic, shall we. himself and no one else is ... , ihcn suggested I consult with the U.S. Attorney's office This is getting out of control. Off-Key response However, i did want lo say the Twin Cities. The U.S. Attorney for a simple question? Dear Editor, In one of the leiters il was lhat I agree with Carl on his After consulting with the campus government preside? Last week Pat Key, the CAC slated that "out of 50 sen­ belief lhat racism stems from Marcus Miller, I found that UMM did, indeed, offer legal advice a Technical Director, wrote a tences, seven were irrelevant" ignorance and segregation, etc. few years ago. A local lawyer stopped by campus every iwo Idler to the Universiiy Regis­ Whoa! Speaking of irrele­ If people are segregated, how ;s for free and advised students who had appointments lo ter lhai was intended to clarify vant... What does thai have to are they supposed to talk to her. Unfortunately for UMM students, she moved on. lhe process by which the deci­ do with the statements made in each other and work out their Getting a legal professional on campus, even every iwo weeks sion was made by the Univer­ his article? Is this a newspaper differences? I think most of more, would provide sludents with advice on serious legal sity Center Committee to or a term paper? If it were a the lime that problems, racial alters. These problems may range from difficulties with spend S7698.70 on a sound term paper, I would commend or otherwise, are jusl misun­ landlords io sexual assault and rape. system. I would like lo lhank those who corrected Nordling's derstandings - cases of, "Well, Miller says one of the avenues in which Agoraphobia's profi Pat for going public with this mistakes, but that's not the I thought this" and "I thought may be spent is in hiring a lawyer on such a basis. Competing information, because il con­ case. that YOU Ihough . . ." wiih tins is a book buying and selling service and an updated off- firms the statement I made in I don'l know whal the point Another thing: I've heard campus employment service. These services won't go beyond a the February 14 issue. was in writing lhat article, or some minority students com­ student's college career, if even the one quarter in which a book is The letter Pat wrote made it the responses to it, but did it plaining recently aboul needed. Considering the long-range effects a lawsuit may have sound like I was accusing die prove anything? One thing's distrusting and unfriendly looks and the law's power in society today, my vote goes for University Center Committee for sure. The people involved they have been receiving both establishing a legal advice system for UMM sludents. of spending $7690.70 on a have succeeded in portraying on campus and in town, ljust piece of junk. The quote be lhe average UMM student as want to say, hey: EVERY­ used was taken way oul of being a snot-nosed, litlle brat ONE gets unfriendly looks, Skippers, stay home context. 1 didn't say the new trying to get lhe lasl word. and it doesn't ALWAYS have CAC Sound System was a Maybe ihis letter will get a to do with lhe color of their poor system. The quote he point across: ENOUGH AL­ skin! It appears : Look followed the word "or" READY! Some of us would thato and was in the middle of a sen­ like to pick up lhe Universiiy ty gets an unfriendly look, ihey College. Yes, this is lhe liTe! If you don't feel like getting up tence: 'Either the commitiee Register to read il - not to get automatically chalk it up to in the morning, you can slay in bed all day, skip your classes was misled, after the fact as to involved in an "intellectual" racial discrimination. When and you don'l have lo answer to anyone. the purpose of the sound sys­ (and I "use the term lightly"!) they do lhat, that's a form of Yes, this is the life. You can go to class five minutes late, tem, or ii was simply a poorly squabble equivalent of that of discrimination as well. Con­ sneak lo the back row and no one is going to say anything. made choice...' [University third graders. trary to what some minorities However, in this unruly life of luxury, I think there is still one Register, Issue 15]. Beth Scliuneman may believe, not all Cau­ rule that should be observed - common courtesy. Pat's letter confirms lhat the casians .see minorities as illit­ Now, we all knovt that there arc many boring professors who sound system was not a poorly Columnist didn't erate low-grade thieves or liars. teach many boring subjects. Wc all have sat ihrough lectures in made choice of equipment, but report the facts 1 realize thai there ARE which wc were cither daydreaming or sleeping. But, hey, have justifiable cases of discrimina­ his letter also confirms that the Dear Editor, some courtesy; if you are planning io attend class at least stay tion out there, but maybe that Universiiy Center Commitiee I'm writing in response io for the whole fifly minutes! person who just looked al you was deliberately misled. He the article "I'm me and you're Many times have I seen people gel up in lhe middle of class, in a less than sociable way has admitted lhat the system was nol" by Carl Lipke (Lippin' grab iheir bag and jusl take off. I have even seen a whole back had a bad day. Give ihem a never intended to be the Off). This article lacks accu­ row stand up and walk out! Don't these people have any sense of break. Until they actually say permanent house system for. rate information. Reporters arc respect? I wonder how they would feel if ihey were talking to or do somelhing that's preju­ Edson Auditorium, but lhat is supposed to present the iruih, someone and lhat person just look off? Or boiler yet, have the diced, don'l be so quick to what the commitiee was led lo and this does not seem to be whole group ihey were speaking to leave? If the class is thai judge. Did you ever ihink lhat believe. The system lhat was the case. In particular, the au­ boring, just stay home, just slay in bed. there's just as much possibility purchased was also almost thor makes reference io a "Miss for it being attributed to your I can understand lhe excuse for coming in late - maybe your double lhe cost lhat was re­ Latino" pageant. As Vice- skin color as your attitude? Or last class got out late, you woke up late, or maybe even spilled flected in their Activity Fee President of ihe United Lati­ maybe it's just because YOU cereal on your jeans. At least the people who come in late are Review Commitiee Request for nos, this supposed pageant has weren't looking very friendly making an attempt to show up and perhaps even show interest. the year. This demonstrated an never occurred. In case such a either!! Bul, for those people who see nothing wrong with standing up obvious disregard of anything pageant was created, it would Tina Frcy in the middle of a lecture and heading for ihe door, I say: Don'l resembling normal ethical be to show the beauty of the be rude! Page 6 • University Regis February 28, 1990 College News Seven campuses report racism s of what to do aboul feel­ student who tried to steal deans Feb. 14 discussed the made, ended their 35-hour oi ings of conflict or tension," piece of fruit out of a school poster, which was shown last cupation of a campus building said Richard Anliot of Penn­ dining hall by demanding he fall as part of a 350-picce Shin after Moynihan returned a No fewer than seven cam­ sylvania's Human Relations present identification. Matsanuga collection shown at St,000 lectureship grant and puses were disturbed by racial Commission. "Sludents on The student refused, and local the school. It depicted a black college officials agreed lo dis­ confrontations, cross burnings college campuses are coming police arrested the student. man whose face was dominated cuss Other demands, including and charges of inscnsilivity in from all-black or all-white "Some students allege had he by the whites of his eyes and selling up a lask force to deal mid-February. schools." not been black he would not his white lips. It was origi­ with racial harassment Students at Bradley, Vil- Many of the problems have have been asked to give identi­ nally used in a 1983 advertis­ Bradley University freshman lanova and Slippery Rock uni­ been in Anliot's own stale. fication," Villanova spokesman ing campaign for a Japanese Matt Hale faces campus disci­ versities, Cabrini and Vassar At Cabrini College in Penn­ Eugene Rounc said. soft drink. plinary action after he tried io colleges, the University of sylvania, officials Feb. 11 dis­ A pre-dawn fight between "The main aim is to protest recruit members for a white Illinois and the New School for covered the word "nigger" black and white students Feb. racism, sexism and homopho­ supremacist group on the Peo­ Social Research in New York scrawled over a poster naming 11 at Slippery Rock University bia," said George Argyrous, an ria, 111., campus without per­ all found themselves contend­ college staff member Tyrone in Pennsylvania and a cross economics grad student mission. Hale distributed fliers ing with some sort of racial Carr, who is of Caribbean de­ burning later lhat day has re­ On Feb. 7 a group of stu­ the second week in February scent. It was the eighth inci­ sulted in the arrest of iwo stu­ dents at lhe University of Illi­ urging students to join the There was no common cause dent of racism on the campus dent wrestlers, both of whom nois gathered to protest racist American White Supremacist of lhe disparate, unrelated inci­ in 13 months. were charged with eihnic material on their campus, too, Party, sparking siudent protests dents - which have erupted at The college's 1,200 sludents intimidation and harassment. this lime in The Daily Illini, againsi Hale and his followers. scores of schools throughout - aboul A percent of whom arc In New York City, some the siudent paper. Anliot said such supremacist the 1989-90 school year - but black - were ordered to attend a students al lhe New School for The group objccied to several groups seem io be becoming some observers blamed the campuswide meeting with col­ Social Research charged items recently printed in the more visible. racially segregated lives most lege President Eileen Curric administrators were racist for paper, saying ihey were racist The Ku Klux Klan, he noted, students led before gelling to Feb. 15 to discuss the out- allowing a certain poster, and perpetuate black stereo­ started making an appearance in which depicted a caricature of a types. Pennsylvania iwo years ago. "Part of lhe problem is nol At Villanova, also in Penn­ black man, to be displayed in a Vassar students, angry over a "In 33 years, I'd never even enough education in lhe (pre- sylvania, students say lhe campus exhibit. racial slur lhat New York Sen. heard of lhe existence of the college) or college system in school unfairly treated a black Students, professors and Daniel Moynihan allegedly KKK" in the northern slate. Dancing Despite pleas, tuna's menu banned/

Tuna will remain a staple of legalized campus diners despite the ef­ fort! of sludents at two cam­ puses lo have lhe fish banned NVv from iheir cafeteria menus. Groups at tlie Slate Univer­ The University of Minnesota siiy of New York at Buffalo banned "rhythmic dancing" al (SUNY) and the University of one of its arenas in early Colorado at Boulder (CU) asked February, but Baylor Univer­ their food services lo slop sity in Texas is considering serving tuna because dolphins lifting a 145-ycar-old ban on often drown in the nets used lo dancing at ils campus. catch the fish. Colorado siu­ Dale Schalzlcin, university dcnls also wanted to ban veal. director of concerts and lec­ Bolh campus food services tures, prohibited campus pro­ mmed Uiem down. grammers form booking any Buffalo officials did agree to acis ai the campus' Northrop offer students an alternative. Auditorium that may get stu­ "Ncptuna," which is made from dents up and dancing in unison. pilchard fish, will be served in The officials said they were Ihe cafeterias along wiih chairman of lhe council, said veal, the RHRC can only make fish. SUNY dining halls will the food service director Jack recommendations, and food guardians of safely. Under the display posters saying "Save Yet after CU animal rights Kemper won't take action until services won't be bound by it. weight of dancing students, a the Dolphins, Choose Nep- activists persuaded the Resi­ al least 75 percent of all 6,000 "Even if we decide we want chunk of plaster fell from luna." dence Hall Representative dorm residents on campus agree to boycott both products, all Norlhrop's balcony onto lhe "It surprises me. I thought Council (RHRC) to survey lo banning tuna from the we can do is make a sugges­ main floor during a Jan. 26 B- that siudcnls might have bigger students, 75 percent of the tion," Hodovance said. 52s concert. issues to be concerned about 1,100 dorm residents ques­ A more complete survey will Baylor sludents, however, than dolphins," said Clark De- tioned said they wanted tuna be conducted later this spring. Ron Baird. a reporter at the may soon be dancing in lhe Haven, executive director of banned from cafeteria menus. However, even if students vote Colorado Daily in Boulder, streets of the Southern Baptisl National Association of Col- Derrick Hodovance, co- overwhelmingly to ban tuna or contributed to this story. Dancing to p. i Revamping campus governing boards "There's a fairly high degree tors' need to come up wiih a and lhe slate's four colleges. ten Ncbraskans surveyed ap­ of dissatisfaction in the way quick fix, a way lo show their These boards, in lurn, would proved of the regents' job per­ institutions are governed," ob­ constituents that the "quality of answer io a new "super" board. formance. As the dust from the opening served Barbara Taylor of lhe education" is improving, and a At the same time, the pro­ Meanwhile, Arizona legisla­ of slate legislatures around the Association of Governing way lo try to keep the cosis of posal helps legislators curry tors, many of whom think the country begins lo lift, an un­ Boards in Washington, D.C. running state colleges low political favor by acting slate's Board of Rcgcnis is loo usual number of states find No one is quite sure what enough to avoid raising taxes. againsi NU's regents, who powerful, may reduce regents' themselves weighing measures effect such changes would have In Nebraska, for instance, aroused anger last year for not term from eight to six years. to merge and even purge ihe on students, or even if the legislators think they can save revealing why they fired Presi­ They would also limil regents regents and trustees who run changes arc a good idea money by abolishing the two dent Ronald Roskens and for their public colleges. "Making structural changes boards that govern lhe Univer­ failing to state a clear position "For every stale looking al If the separate measures pass, is often the wrong course lo sity of Nebraska (NU) and the on whether Kearney Slate Col­ limiting power, there's another Nebraska, Arizona, Illinois. lake," said Taylor, "but it's state colleges. In their place lege should merge wiih NU. state wanting to consolidate West Virginia and Iowa will fairly natural." would be seven smaller boards A January Lincoln and Jour­ power," Taylor said. switch around their campus Taylor and others worry the to oversee the three campuses nal SUIT poll found resentment governing boards. bills are lhe product of legisla­ of lhe University of Nebraska is Still high. Only four Of each Government top. 7 February 28, 1990 "y gsss

Government from p. 6 about a prospective 12 percent In Illinois, the desire to re­ tuition hike next year. College drug use form campus governance came Bul boards also have the fi­ from a "general feeling lhat nal say in other areas of aca­ somehow higher education was demic life, including every­ not being as effective as il thing from course requirements hits all-time low could be," explained J. Carroll to control of student fees. 12 when police seized 168 marijuana daily, however, rose Moody, chairman of the Fac­ In any case, many of the "hits" of LSD in three separate from 2.7 percent of those sur­ ulty Assembly at Northern legislative complaints about Half ihe nation's high school raids at two GSU dorms and an veyed in 1988 to 2.9 percent in Illinois University in De Kalb. how campuses are governed arc seniors have Iried some kind of off-campus apartment complex. 1989. Moody is on a special panel in fact complaints about bow illicit drug by the time ihey A Mount Holyoke College * Cocaine: There were fewer appointed by Ihe state legisla­ campuses are funded. graduate, bul in general illegal student was arrested the same than half as many casual co­ ture to figure out what to do. In the Illinois hearings. drug use among bolh high week for allegedly mailing 400 caine users in high school in Ils findings are expected at the Moody related, "A great deal of school and college students has doses of LSD to a police in­ 1989 lhan there were in 1986, end of February. what we heard was nol con­ formant dropped to an all-time low, re­ Johnston discovered. Use To Taylor, most of lhe pro­ cerns aboul governance but a searchers said Feb. 13. LSD, in fact, is one of the among college students dropped posals amount to little more tack of adequate funding." "The likelihood of a young few drugs lhat has grown in even more dramatically, from 7 than "armchair wisdom." Siale funding of colleges be­ person in high school or col­ popularity among high percent of lhe collegians in "You could make a case for came crucially important dur­ lege today actively using illicit schoolers, lhe Michigan sludy 1986 io 2.8 percent in 1989. all kinds of effects (on stu­ ing ihe Reagan years, when drugs is only about half of found. For the first time since *Crack: In 1987, 5.4 per­ dents), but I don't know if federal money for campus li­ what it was a decade ago," said the survey began in 1975, the cent of ihe sludents said they anyone's ever demonstrated braries, dorms, construction, Lloyd Johnston, Ihe University drug's popularity did not de­ had used the drug at least once. any," Taylor admitted. many kinds of research and of Michigan researcher who di­ crease. In 1975, arecord 11.3 In 1989, the number fell lo 4.7 "However well a universiiy some kinds of student aid fell rected the annual student drug percent of the students reported percent. Yet the number of is doing its job affects stu­ off dramatically. use study for the National In­ using LSD. Since then, use siudcnls who had used the drug dents," Moody maintained, At the same lime, higher ed­ stitutes of Health. steadily decreased until 1989, wilhin 30 days before lhe sur­ "and-Ihe governing structure ucation faces increasingly stiff Overall drug use dropped by when the number of seniors vey remained stable at 1.4 per­ can have a tremendous bearing competition for slate dollars 3 percent since 1988 to 50.9 admitting ihey have used LSD cent in 1989, compared to 1.3 on how well a university does from areas such as primary and percent of lhe nation's students, rose 0.6 percent to 8.3 percent percent in 1987. ils job." secondary schools, health care, lhe survey of 1,200 college and Oiher trends in drug use "We think lhat the forces Perhaps more immediately, highway departments, envi­ 6,600 high school students na­ among siudcnls were: leading to the continued down­ "If you have a system where a ronmental causes and prison tionwide found. •Marijuana: The number of ward trends in marijuana and staff is reporting to a staff is systems. Nevertheless, police have students who said they had cocaine are much the same as reporting to a staff.... It cer­ Taylor maintains proposals continued to target collegians smoked marijuana within the they have been in Ihe past, tainly has to play a role in in­ to change governing boards are in their drug probes, arresting 30 days prior to the survey Johnston said. "That is, a creased tuitions," he added. easier to pass than the new at least six students during the dropped from a peak 37 percent heightened concern about the Tuition hikes, set by each taxes needed to get more first half of February. in 1979 to 17 percent in 1989 health and other effects of these campuses' governing board, are money. "So much attention is Five Georgia Southern Col­ among high school students. drugs." what familiarizes mosl students paid to structure and not lege students were arrested Feb. Students who said ihey used with iheir overseers. In New enough to other factors," Tay­ Jersey, for example, Rutgers lor complained. University sludents confronted "Everybody's looking for regents Feb. 9 to complain some kind of easier solution." All-U need to know Dancing from p. 6 "There is loo much danger Stacy Hinkemtyer campus if the school's board of on the highways and there is Staff Reporter trustees votes in March to lift a lhe availability of drugs and Hasselmo agrees to meet with pi ban on dancing. alcohol" at off-campus dance Nils Hasselmo agreed to meet wiih demonstrators against cuts in the Universities Sexual The school is considering halls, said university Violence Program Monday, February 19 following a rally. Protesters surrounded Hasselmo in the ending the rule because stu­ spokesman Eugene Baker of stairwell as he was leaving the building. RSVP members talked calmly with Hasselmo and he dents just venture off campus the reasons Baylor might drop agreed to a meeting with them. to go dancing. its ban. Later, lasl Wednesday, February 21 Hasselmo recommended that lhe Sexual Violence Program's peer counseling and emergency hotline which were shut down last year during restructuring be reinstated. RSVP members are happy and surprised at the announcement. College briefs Comp sci is 'in shambles' Elvis Hitler non-Jewish siudcnls," Tan­ A faculty committee will investigate why the University's computer science department is so ncbaum claimed. "1 jusl can't "highly fractured," Institute of Technology Dean Etiore Infante announced Friday, February 16. causes job loss lei free speech hamper com­ Some say the department head, David Fox, is the source of the problem due lo his unequal A Universiiy of South plaints about an ethnic or racial treatment of his friends in ways of promotions and protection. Others claim the problem stems Florida studeni losi her job as slur." from oiher computer science faculty members battling Fox for control. Everyone docs, however, the school's production director "There aren't any swastikas agree that the department is in trouble. after she refused io censor a on (lhe fliers) or anything," On Thursday, February 22, Professor Oscar Ibarra, a 20-year veteran of ihe computer science flier advertising a campus con­ Loomis retorted. department, announced his resignation. This move could signal the start of mass resignation of cert by Elvis Hitler. The band, which plays fast- professors from the sirifc-ridden department Approximately six to eight of the 20 faculty Student government presi­ paced "Psychabilly" tunes, re­ members may leave if Fox retains his position. A review panel is currently considering whether dent Brian Tanncbaum said he ceived $400 from student fees to re-appoint Fox for a second five-year term. didn't rehire Kristin Loomis, for the concert. Hasselmo: CLA won't split who booked the heavy metal " It's a joke," said John Paul University President Nils Hasselmo has decided against dividing the College of Liberal Ans band, parily because she refused Williams of Electric Artists, into two parts: College of Humanities and Fine Arts and a College of Social Science. Despite to change fliers promoting ihe the band's Dallas-based pro­ overwhelming opposition from College of Liberal Arts faculty, Hasselmo chose to maintain a band's Feb. 15 concert to moter. The band's title is unified college structure. "Elvis Hi-lcr." meant to be facetious, he said. Twin Cities campus has best retention "There was a lot of concern "Most people lake it as tongue- The University's Twin Cilics campus leads Minnesota's public four-year schools in freshman i campus by both Jewish and in-cheek." retention, according to a legislative sludy presented to the Stale House's education appropriations committee. Eighty-four percent of the freshmen who began school al the Twin Cities campus in Collegians say they'd back 1987 returned Ihe following year. The University of Minnesota at Morris and Duluth retained 81 percent and 74 percent, respectively, of iheir 1987 freshmen. Bemidji Slate had Ihe lowest environmental candidates retention of all schools included in the study with 66 percent of its freshmen returning. Most of America's 12 mil­ candidates' environmental stand lion collegians say they would would have an "important" or 11 wrong discards radioactive lab waste base their decision of whom lo "somewhat important" influ­ A package which contained two unopened vials of radioactive materia! were accidently thrown vote for on a candidate's envi­ ence on their vote. away and taken to a local dump site last Tuesday, February 20. Crews continue to search through ronmental record. College-aged people, how­ 1,600 ions of garbage for the low- level radioactive material. Officials say they pose no serious In a survey by the National ever, historically have the healih hazard io humans. Wildlife Federation, 71 percent worst voting turnouts of any of Ihe students questioned said qualified population subgroup. Rape awareness slogan causes controversy at UMD "Only Men Can Stop Rape" has been the slogan for UMD's rape awareness last week. An open Freshmen unprepared for college? discussion was held by the Women's Resource Center and Students Organized Againsi Rape Too many high school se­ mitting them. Monday, February 19. Most of the questions centered around the slogan. There have been ten niors arrive on campuses un­ Testifying at a state legisla­ reported rapes so far this year involving UMD students. able io do college-level work, tive hearing, Koplik blamed Kansas Board of Regents open admissions policies for The above infc s compiled, with permission, from the Minnesota Daily and lhe UMD Executive Director Stanley the college freshman dropout Statesman. Koplik claimed Feb. 14. and rate, which in Kansas reached state colleges should stop ad­ 33 percent in 1989. e 8 • University Register February 28, 1990 Arts & Entertainment ASA brings the East to Morris Kantorowicz: "...east is more than martial arts."

good and organized. While his speech was Kathryn Gonier Mancini wore the Korean Chau began by doing a The program's highlight ligh in carted, it contained seri­ Siaff Reporter "Hanbok." Finally, al! three form called Chong Bong Four. modeled modem wear from In- Jackson then followed with a was perhaps panel presentation, ous undertones. demonstration of Nanchaku guest speaker, and free recep­ After the program, ASA Tbe Courtship rituals of with Gung Fu technique. tion. All arc new additions provided free rice and chicken Japan and Laos were described The two then performed to­ since last year. wings, sponsored partly by the The second annual Asian briefly by Kantorowicz. gether showing the audience "We want people to know Hong Kong Restaurant in Student Association (ASA) that the east is more than just . Cultural Celebration was held martial arts," said Kantorowicz. Kantorowicz said lhat the last Saturday, February 24, a I "We added the speakers and addition of the reception was 7:30 p.m. in the HFA Recital reception to add a stronger di­ especially significant, allowing Hall. mension lo our program, and audience members lo interact The event featured a fashion give the audience something to wiih ASA members and ask prcscntaiion, courtship ritual think about." questions. descriptions, martial arts, a The speaking aspect of lhe "I think [the program] was panel presentation, guest program led off with two ASA enlightening for the audience," speaker Professor Sung Khang, members. said Jackson, "It gave insight and a reception featuring ethnic Scoit Baumann spoke aboul into Asian culture. food. The program lasted one what it means io be adopted, "It's a shame there wasn't a and the increasing number of big audience. There wasn't as The event began with a adoptions in the United States, much...participation from slu­ welcome from the mistress of especially Minnesoia. dents in general," he added. ceremonies, and ASA Presi­ ( Teng Moua followed adding "1 think the group and audi­ dent, Kim Kantorowicz. a perspective from Laos. He ence learned a lot," said Kan­ "Overall, 1 was pleased wiih discussed the prejudices he has torowicz. "The goal of ASA is the Celebration," said Kan­ encountered, and concluded by lo make lhe campus more torowicz. "We did lhe best saying that lhe East and West aware of our organization and possible job with our limited have great potential to work become involved." logeiher. Kantorowicz noted lhat Following the introduction According lo Kantorowicz, while last year's celebration at­ was a fashion show featuring next year she would like to tendance was mostly faculty, models Tanya Jensen, Kim- change the panel presentation including Chancellor Jack bcrly Mancini, and Michael Pe­ Antonio Jackson and Kim Kantorowicz were involved to a panel discussion that en­ Imholte, this year it was terson. They modeled tradi­ in the ASA Celebration last Saturday. Kantotwicz is courages audience involvement mainly students. ASA's president, Jackson demonstrated martial arts. tional Asian wear from Japan Professor Sung Khang con­ She said that next year the and Korea. John Weber, an ASA defense and fighting techniques. cluded the evening dealing wiih group will attempt to increase Jensen wore men's tradi­ member, then spoke exten­ Ending (he martial arts portion, the topic "When East meets audience size by atlracting fac­ tional pants similar to those sively aboul the courtship Chau did a board breaking West" He stressed that every ulty, sludents and the commu- worn in lhe Japanese Kabuki- process in China. demonstration. individual must must never ibeater and presently worn by The martial arts portion of "I mainly came for the lose sight of his or her own lhe referees during Sumo- the program was performed by Karate," said Freshman Becca heritage, especially the Asian wrestling matches. Tri Chau and Antonio Jackson. Starr. "But the rest was really students. Pelle pulls too hard on heart strings

This was one... movie that of this film were quite spectac­ Often, in European movies, ular and the authentic looking actors seem to play parts very just doesn't seem to tran­ ships and tools added a realistic low key and this was ihe case Pelle the Conqueror a slate...well. feeling to the movie, but the in this movie. Overall it's an Swedish film with English over-dramatic and perhaps ok movie, but the length and subtitles, is the story of an el­ After a while it seems that new kid in the neighborhood. overwritten script made the overwritten script detract from derly Swedish widower, Lasse coffee on Sunday morning is The movie did a good job of movie seem almost like a soap the good acting. Larson, and his son. Pelle, Lasse's main goal in life and showing how hard it is to find who migrate to Denmark in the references become amusing. acceptance in a new school no The acting was quite good, hopes of finding a better life. As the story progresses it matter if it's 1790 or 1990. especially lhe part of Pelle. The movie's basic theme is becomes apparent that none of At the end of the movie despair. On the way to Den­ the peoples' dreams arc going Pelle decides he must run mark Lasse tells Pelle of the away. He wants his father to Up This good life they will find there There is a servant girl who go with him but his father FriaDay, Mardta ^-Performing arts: National Theater of and how Pelle will not have io falls in love with a rich young realizes he is too old to leave. Deaf, "The Odvssev." 8:15 p.m. Edson be a child laborer. man only to be tom away by At ihe conclusion, Pelle is antaan-iflay, Mi-mcHn 3-Film; "Bird" 8 p.n After arriving in Denmark, his father in an almost Romeo the only person to escape the Edson Lasse finds that his dream is and Juliet context. hard life imposed by lhe care­ This film, directed by Clint Eastwood, follows (he wrong and he becomes an in­ There is Erik, the big strong taker of the farm and thus be­ life of jazz saxophonist Charlie "Bird" Parker which dentured servant to a lecherous worker, who wants to escape to comes Pelle, The Conqueror. of jazz, drugs, legal difficulties, and Chan, : old man named Kongstrup. America. In the end he is hit This was one of those dedicated to him. Lasse becomes a stablehand and in the head with a large stone movies that just doesn't seem lnnimdlay, Rfhwcila -S-Film: "Bird" 8 p.m. Edson Pelle must help him. and becomes mentally to translate all that well. The Concert Band Concert 3 p.m. HFA Recital Hall Everybody except the farm's incapacitated. cultural differences made a lot TmesjOny, MaireHt. ^-University Chorus 8:15 p.m., HFA owner has a dream of escaping Even Lasse finds a woman to of lhe characters' nuances hard Recital Hall Philosophy its drudgery. Lasse hopes to lake care of him, only to have to understand. Colloquium with Christia Mercer, "Literature and find a woman to lake care of her husband, who is presumed This was also different from Moral Education" 8 p.m. First Lutheran him in his old age. There are dead return from sea. American movies in that it several references made All these scenes ran a bit lasted a full two and a half ihroughoul the movie by the long and were somewhat hours. The movie at limes older Larson about how nice il melodramatic. tended to drag, making it seem would be to have coffee in bed Pelle, while all this is going longer. on Sunday mornings. on must adjust to being the The setting and background NTD combines sight and sound Theater creates "sculptures in the air" She took the idea i Department of Health, Educa­ tion and Welfare and they, in The Tony Award-winning turn, approached Arthur Penn National Theater of the Deaf and Anne Bancroft, lhe Director (NTD) will present The and leading aclrcss of The Mir­ Odyssey Friday, March 2 at acle Worker on Broadway. 8:15 p.m. in Edson Audilo- Hays, then a Broadway scene designer who worked Adapted from Homer's with Penn, traveled to Gal- classic adventure by playwright laudet College for lhe deaf in Shanny Mow, the NTD's pro­ Washington, D.C. where he duction of The Odyssey begins saw a student production of in the Trojan Horse. Our Town. "In Odysseus, Homer cre­ Hays, said the press release, ated a trickster-hero," says was cniranced by lhe bcauly of Mow in a press release from Sign Language in performance The NTD, "Rather than rely­ and saw it as "sculpture in the ing on physical strength, he defeats his enemies by outwit­ In 1977, The NTD received ting them and overcomes ob­ a Tony Award for Theatrical stacles because he is clever, Excellence and, in 1979, the cool-headed and daring." Connecticut Commission on David Hays, Artistic Di- die Arts Award. rcclor and Founder of The In 1984, ihe Company was NTD, who designed ihe sci, selected as one of four U.S. says in a press release, "Think [beater companies to perform at of it. Odysseus has led his lhe Los Angeles Olympic Arts band of soldier-sailors into the Festival. belly of ihis ship-si zed beast. The NTD, in 1986, was the "They are on the brink of a firsl professional Western' bailie which will most cer­ theater company to lour The tainly end in glorious victory People's Republic of China or in their deaths. and, in 1988, was the only "To allay their fears... U.S. company invited to per­ simply to pass the lime, they form at the first Tokyo imagine, invent and enact their International Theater Festival. own futures, creating the The company has given lively, sometimes bawdy, and over 5,000 performances in magical stories later assembled twcnly-six countries and is the ai The Odyssey ." only professional theater com­ The concept of a profes­ pany to have performed in all sional company of deaf per­ fifty states. A. Vincent Scarano formers was proposed in the 1950's by Dr. Edna Simon Willy Conley as Odysseus blindly succumbs to the evil Sirens. Ca •• L. Jeter, Levine, a psychologist in the and Sansi Inches Vasnick are the Sirens. The NTD has performed i nationally as well as in all SO states. Recordheads: music to suit needs 5. Folks gone for l h c Now, let's say you've had about is home. Dinner was " weekend tell you lo "watch the enough of the house party Late one Wednesday night a (no such thing): a lable sci for house-Party time and miller scene, and you arc ready lo few friends call and tell you two in a secluded corner and lime boogie. Your adrenaline is they arc coming up for lhe iwo candles, burning like your Face the fact—no matter 6. Relaxing-Mellow time flowing so quickly that you weekend. hearts. Don't forget ihe stroll what I write in any review feel like Buckwheat struck by Talk about excited; have ihrough lhe park, in the warm you're going to stick to your Where shall I begin? How lightning. O-Tay! your prayers been answered or spring air, underneath a Starlit, guns and listen to whatever about the beginning? Since You can feel the electricity what? The type of music you sky lhat all true lovers you wanL (he days of Sesame Street I've in the air. It's lime to get need is party music lhai brings fantasize about. I could tell you that an liked lhe number one, so that's funky. It's body wiggling back extremely good Now you sit alone with the album was as good as a lump where we'll start. lights dimmed, staring at each of coal for dinner, and you Picture this. You just On the dance floor you wanl Memories that will cither other wiih lhat big, goofy might think it's great bombed a test, its been a long to let your hair down (or keep carry you ihrough lhe next wonderful grin lhat says "I'm You might think an album week and classes have driven it neat if you're a guy) and month (or kill you because you glad you're here." is just awesome and I may you crazy. shake your dcrriere. You want miss those "good old days,") What do you put on the box? think it's the most heinous All work and no play makes to move until your limbs feel If it reminds you of the time Well if it isn't slow, if it record I ever heard. Thai's the anyone a dull whatever. You like lead. you beat the stew out of one of doesn't contain lyrics of love, way it should be, because we're want to get loose. The This means that you want to those friends don't play it, it's and if it doesn't make you want human (or^so we're told). weekend has arrived and its hear songs that tell you to "Get not a good song. to take him or her in you arms If this be the case I think I time to party. on the Dance Floor," "Push If it reminds you of the day and just hold each other should tell you some of the That's when you need upbeat II," "Bust a Move," "Dance for you left for college and all of through the night, you'd better things to "listen" for in an music that doesn't really mean Me" and "Pump Up ihe Jam." your friends stood there and scratch il! Thai's right boys, album. anything, or maybe somelhing In the case of the dcrriere cried as the car pulled off, don't AC/DC is out I'm going to tell you how to you can relate to. mover you want to hear songs play it. Why wasie a good box This is il. Your parents do your own review, according You want music that's going like "Da Butt" and "Wild of Kleenex? have made a terrible mistake to your different needs. The to make you wanl lo scream Thing," and my all lime The music has to have the and left you in charge of lhe categories are: and say "the heck wiih the rest favorite "Humpty Dance." elements of weekend arrival house for two whole days. I of the world." (Wilhin limits, You most definitely want the with a touch of classic, comic don't think wc need to finish 1. Weekend has arrived— ofee record to tell you to bend over this one. Party lime It shoul*.)d make you laugh. It and wiggle. Shake il! Shake Check this out. You're I'm quite sure you know 2. Going dancing--Body should shed some comic light il! SHAKE IT! Johann sitting in your room after what to play: anything you wiggling time on any subject at hand. Sebastian Bach is oul. reluming from a most splendid wanl—as long as it doesn't 3. Friends coming to visit- If it doesn'l you'll begin to Get this scenario. Mooville evening with that special disturb the neighbors. Pariy Time think about next week and (Morris) is driving you crazy. someone. The movie was very One more scenario: the day 4. Ron. iitic interludes with could possibly slide into a state The smell of cow patties is emotional and you held each is done and you have nothing that special someone- of depression. Therefore Pink doing wonders for your oiher during the really touching that requires immediate Scnsitiviiy time Floyd can be ruled out sinuses, and all you can think Recordheads to p. 10 February 28, 1990 Weather cancels Head to head on Hitchcock fiends, or graphic exchange of for his suspense building, bu Davis concert seminal fluid. let's get real-it takes o According lo Chalupnik, the Thumbs Up Pack up the car and lake the hour before any kind of plane circled for five hours be­ kids lo this flick. Two thumbs is produced. fore dwindling fuel forced the Alfred Hitchcock's The up from this critic. The cinema classic Rambo plane to land. Birds, presented last Saturday III only took five minutes be­ Kaihcrinc Davis and Sidney Davis and Wingficld, despite night as part of CAC's Hitch­ fore action had taken place. James Wingficld, due to poor the late hour did rent a car. cock Film Festival at the Up­ The frustration of the birds' wcalher, did not perform a "Hoi According to Chalupnik, Davis town Edson Cinema, is a plight could have been exem­ Program of Classic and called the Concert and Dance powerful movie depicting the plified better with some more Chicago Blues, R and B, Committee at 8:10 p.m. from upheaval of nature against [he bloody gore. Gospel and Jazz" in the HFA a McDonald's in St. Cloud. destructive nature of mankind. Never did the audience get Recital Hall last Friday night. The call arrived five minutes The drama unfolds in the to see the ravaged eyeballs. According lo Dcnisc before the concert was to start sleepy burg of Bodega Bay, The violence was only Chalupnik, the co-chair of ihe Because neither Davis nor just up the coast from San plied, just as lhe lustful Concert and Dance Commiiicc, the Concert and Dance Com­ Francisco. scenes between the hero and "We waited patiently all day for mittee thought an audience he community, with its heroine were never actually tlicm to arrive at 5:00 (p.m.)." would wait during a three hour long history of raping the viewed. Their flight out of Chicago delay, the concert was can­ ' onment in search of "the The Birds may have been a was lo arrive al International celled. good life," suddenly is faced thriller in its lime but because Airport in Minneapolis at Davis, who has received rave extinction when the local of lhe higher sophi reviews from The Chicago bird population turns the tables the audience il docs Davis and Wingficld were Tribune, and Wingficld, who on it. today's standard of cinema then to rent a car and drive lo has worked with artists such as It's about time the arrogance achievement Morris, arriving in early B.B. King and Steve Winwood, of humans is dealt such a Maybe if lhe birds evening, said Chalupnik. may be rescheduled next quar­ given chainsaws... SLrong winds prevented lhe ter, said Chalupnik. Too long has the farmer, I give it a two thumbs plane from landing. the logger, the post-modern down and leave you with some industrialist perverted the earth Thumbs Down advice: Slay home and watch io their own shallow material- some "Star Trek" reruns. gains, never giving back The Birds by Alfred Hitch­ Colloquium to to nature whal he has stolen. cock proved to be a sleeper of a The Birds was show This film finally strikes a last Saturday as part of blow for nature. The message Although, as Corey pointed three-movie film fest. feature the arts lhai perhaps mankind is not lhe oul, the movie docs have a Special thanks to tl lure, "How Did An Gel That nant force on lhe planet powerful message about ihe CAC Films Committi Way? or How Did Art Theory has been too long in coming. birds' uprising againsi man, it for providing an alterni Ruin Ait?" This will be an il­ The screenplay hits home could have been much more tive to more traditional lustrated tour of the changing with a depth scarcely felt in dramatic with some explosive weekend activities. Dr. Christia Mercer, profes­ roles art theory has played in today's cinematography of a- screenplay. Even bad movies don' sor of philosophy at the Uni­ the makings and meanings of : weapons, blade-fingered Alfred Hitchcock is known leave hangovers. versity of California, Irvine art. will be the first of ihrce speak­ A panel discussion of her ers to address the 14th Annual topic will follow her presenta­ Midwest Philosophy Collo­ tion. Panel members will be quium at the University of moderator Timothy Cleary, a Recital for March 7 Minnesota, Morris. This junior an major from Farib­ year's theme is "Philosophy ault. Minn., and UMM faculty and lhe Arts." members Jeanne Purdy, En­ Ossco, soprano, accompanied Chris LaBarrc, St. Paul, by Julianne Trcbclhorn, flute, accompanied by Mike Hosted by UMM, the event glish, and Jenny Ncllis, art. Nicollet, piano, performing Peterson, Lanesboro, is sponsored by the Humanities The following day, at 10 A two-part studeni recital "Die Nacht," by R. Strauss; performing the first, second, Division at UMM, the Min­ a.m. Wednesday, March 7, a marking the completion of Cathy O'Reilly, Morris, treble and fifth movements of nesota Humanities Commis­ discussion of both presenta­ winter quarter at lhe University recorder, accompanied by Delia "Sonatine," by A. Tansman; sion, ihe National Endowment tions will be held, also in the of Minnesota, Morris will be Conroy, Hancock, piano, Shelly Trtsko, Miltona. voice, for the Humanities, and the Education Conference Room. presented Wednesday, March 7, performing the adagio and accompanied by Julianne Minnesota Legislature. in the Humanities Fine Arts Other speakers in the series Center on the UMM campus. allegro movements of "Sonata Trcbclhorn, piano, performing Mercer will open her visit lo for the Midwest Philosophy The first pan will be at 7 p.m., IV," by L. Mercy. "Maricnlicd," by J. Marx; Morris with a seminar tilled Colloquium will be Norton tlie second at 8:15 p.m. Soloists will be Andrea Kristin Shobcrg, Rapid Cily, "Arts, Tlie Idea of Art, and the Batkin of Scripps College, S.D., flute, accompanied by Art of the Idea of Art" at 2:30 "Paul Strand's Photographs in Presented by lhe UMM Goldberg, St. Louis Park, Humanities Division, the piano, performing "Rhapsody, Julianne Trebelhorn, piano, p.m. Tuesday, March 6, in the Camera Work" at 8 p.m. April performing die first and fourth Education Conference Room in 17 at lhe Senior citizens Cen­ recitals are free and open lo the Op. 79, No. 2." by J. Brahms; public. Overall, approximately Mark Eaves. Apple Valley, movements of "The the Education Building on the ter, Morris, and Diana Raffman Developing Flutist," by N. UMM campus. of Ohio Slate University, "Our 35 iiudei 'ill be electric bass, performing i the i "Georgia On My Mind," by H. Dcllo Joio. Later that same day, at 8 Inexpressible Knowledge of bolh Carmichael; Cindy Schwartz, Alai Mil p.m. at First Lutheran Church, Music" at 8 p.m. May 15 at tnpet. Faith Lutheran Church, Mor- and piano, performing "First accompanied by Susan Moore, 200 E. Fifth St., Morris, Mer­ Arabesque," by C. Debussy; cer will present her public lec- performances. Lillle Falls, piano, performing In part one of the concert and Julianne Trcbclhorn, piano, the adagio and allegro RecordHeads from p. 9 students participating arc: a performing "Romance, Op. 24, movements of "Sonata for brass quintet comprised of Alan No. 9," by J. Sibelins. Trumpet," by G.F. Handclr attention. You are a lillle diffcrent situations in which Mills, Minnctonka, trumpet, Sludents participating in part Jennifer Main, Gaylord, tense and would just like to you can or should be lhe judge Nick Kopp, New Hope, two of the concert are: solo soprano, accompanied by unwind. of whal io listen to. trumpet, Luanne Blok, performers Nancy Helmer, Michelle Tjernagcl, Dassel, You don'l wanl to move a Starbuck, French horn, Tim Andover, S.D.. piano, piano, performing "Die jungo muscle. In fact you don't even hints as to how you should go Gilk, Eden Prairie, trombone, performing lhe anime Nonnc," by F. Schubert want to breathe too hard. My and John Voit, Mahnomen, movement of "Sonatine in F Part two will conclude with suijjiesiion is something soft Basically what I'm saying is tuba, performing the allegro Sharp Major," by M. Ravel; a woodwind and brass quintel and instrumental. Even is it lhat everyone has different taste moderato movement of and Nick Kopp, pia-,o, comprised of Kristin Shoberg, isn'i instrumental, soft is the and needs in regard to music. "Quintet," by V. Ewald. performing "Prelude and Fugue flute, Dana Nelson, Nevis, key word here. Keep this in my mind and you A trio comprised of Alanah XV, "by J.S. Back. oboe, Susan Moore, French If you play something hard should do fine as a music Karpen, Wilmar, soprano, Liz Duct selections will horn, Carla Kuglin, Mound, and fast your muscles might Hoffman, St. Paul, flute, and presented by Caleb Peterson, bassoon, Paul Snyder, rebel and tighten up even more. I only hope lhat you are Fran Fuhrman, Graceville, Morris, flute, accompanied by Campbell, clarinet, and John OHHH....Mutiny on the body! versatile enough to at least piano, performing "Hochstcr, Sarah Holmgren, Morris, Voit, tuba, performing the If you play somelhing even give the different artist a listen. was ich babe," by J.S. Bach. piano, performing the andante serenade from "Eine Kleine halfway soft, your body may Believe me, I know it's hard, Ducts will be performed by movement of "Concerto in G Naclitmusik," by W.A. become violent and mug you, but its fair. Besides, if you Jeaneue Kinney, North St. Major," by G. Stamitz; Lisa Mozart. like a hoodlum in Central Park don't like it don't listen to it. Paul, flute, accompanied by Willy, Plainview, soprano, (New York, lhat is). The Just make sure what you're Cindy Schwartz, Sanborn, accompanied by Rcnee music should be soft in order listening to suits your piano, performing "Andante in Norberg, Mound, piano, to relax. immediate needs. C Major (K.315)," by W.A. performing "Hark! lhe echoing I have just given you six Mozart; Karen Sullivan, air," by H. Purcell. :••••:.liny ;;s, 1990 J Register • Page H Feature if Toasting the community ii Morris community and UMM provided with Toastmasters Club

Carolyn Tix "We usually start out the Staff Reporter meetings with a word-of-ihe- day' or a quote, and then move "It is basically a social hour on to speeches," commented where people get together and Dekker. "Every meeting is discuss several topics and well, conducted by a Toasimasicr of just talk," slated freshman the Day (or night)' who is Kimberly Kantorowicz, co-co­ master of the ceremonies. ordinator of the newly founded They decide the Table Topic' Toastmasters club. and call on someone who gives Hearing the word "Toastmas­ an impromptu answer. This ters" instantly brings to mind helps you to get used to an­ breakfast But, no, Toastmas­ swering spontaneously." Table ters is not a new line of appli­ Topics are usually based on ances, and no butter is required. current events or personal An internationally reco^ii/eil views or plans. club with over 140,000 mem­ The first speech to be pre­ bers, Toastmasters provides the pared is a two minute "ice­ Opportunity to build thinking breaker"- introducing yourself power and learn how to give to fellow Toastmasters. From effective evaluations, to listen then on introductions on tech­ effectively, to conduct produc- niques on how to identify and "The best way to describe iT (Toastmasters Club) is the chance to develop communication and leader­ ship skills. AH is geared toward self improvement." live meetings and Icam parlia­ stale purpose will be given and Drew Rutherford mentary procedure. The only how to properly construct a Junior Jennifer Dekker and Freshman Kimberly Kantorowicz are the coordinators of prerequisitefor the club is mem­ speech. Also, experience will the newly founded "Toastmasters Club". Toastmasters is a community based bers musi be eighteen years of be obtained in use of voice va­ organization which deals with increasing communication and leadership skills. age. riety, word piciures, and per­ Junior Jennifer Dekker, also suasion, and how to make you belonged lo a communiiy advertisements on KKOK, an for this type of development." co-coordinator of lhe club, clear, easily understood state- organization that is known all interview with a local talk The Youth Leadership Program staled that, "he best way to To assist the member, each over the world. Also, many show host, and with the Morris leaches students under the age describe it is a chance io de­ speech is evaluated by fellow large corporations have a Sun," Dekker commented. of eighteen the basic techniques velop communication and Toasimastcrs. "We have what Toasimasicrs club provided "We seni out letters lo the of public speaking and helps leadership skills. All is geared we call an 'Ah-counter' - to right in their corporation." organization leaders on campus prepare ihem for taking posi­ toward self-improvement. count how many times ihey The first meeting in Morris and are hoping lhat their mem- tion of leadership in today's "When deciding lo start ihe say "Ah"- We also have a organization, wc initially grammarian for people who "The main reason we started Toastmasters is because we thought of jusl having college stress 'you know' and just a feel so isolated from the community. The campus is like students, but then there is re­ general evaluator, who always ally no stability. Over the has a few appraisals and then its own little world. We are so used to just relating with summer sludents leave, comes up with something re­ college students, that this provides the opportunity to whereas with communiiy ally embarrassing you said or adjust to our community." members involved it will al­ did," stated Dekker. ways be stable and college slu­ was held on Wednesday, bers will attend Toastmasters dents can come and go." Because the meetings in­ February 21 and was attended meetings, which will also help e lhe However, Dekker also stated, volve communiiy members, by eleven community members Ihem with their own organiza­ organization begins to take "The main reason we started a college students will be able to and seven Toastmasters from tion through what they will hold, weekly meetings will be Toastmasters club is because establish ties with the the Twin Cities and Wilmar gain from Toastmasters." held, although no specific day we feel so isolated from the communiiy for jobs and rec­ Kantorowicz is hoping thaL or place has been designated, community here. The campus ommendations. "Many limes The coordinators fell lhat they can eventually "host a (announcements on KUMM is like ils own little world. Grad Schools or fellowships or because mosl of lhe initial youth leadership convention for and in the weekly bulletin will We are all so used to just whatever you're looking at publicity was emphasized to­ Morris High School students specify dtis information). Of­ relating with college students, want communiiy recommenda­ ward the community, not many and students of suirounding ar­ ficers will also be elected and that this provides the opportu­ tions and there's no club or UMM students were aware of eas, because in a rural area eventually the group will travel nity lo adjust to our commu- civic organization which mecis the meeting. "We had several there's not great opportunity io various seminars. that requirement Thus far, the real challenge "Also, while associating with for the two coordinators has members of lhe community, been organizing and getting lhe work contacts can be made, and Toastmasters club started. "The first thing college students can form a Looking for a summer job? we did was write to Santa somewhat mcnior relationship Club Meeting Anna, California, which is with professionals. If the line Check out Grand View Toastmasters headquarters and of work they are pursuing is they sent us a starter kit which represented by a professional in Wa have full and part-time Lodge & Thursday, March 1 was actually no great help," the Toastmasters club, they can positions available begin­ Tennis Club staled Dekker. pick up tips and learn the ba­ ning June 1(or sooner) to On Gull Lake, Brainerd MN "From there we were led to sics in that specific area." September 25 (or later). at 7:00 p.m. Gail Nelson, who is associated Kantorowicz slated that other Earn $3.95 per hour bonus. Jobs available include Bar­ with the Chamber of Com­ than providing occupational tending, Dining room, Housekeeping, Pro shop, Convention Ottertail Power merce and had been very active recommendations, it "helps Services, and front Desk, Experienced preferred here on campus. We ran ihe with your effectiveness and idea by her, and upon her ap­ presentation during interviews. Company Meeting proval began soliciting to Belonging to a Toasimasters For More Information, stop by our table in Edsoi businesses to help get us club is also a very credible re­ lobby March 6, 1990 from 9:00 am to 3:00 pm. Room source for a resume; to say lhat Sports & Recreation Men finish second in NIC the lead, though they tied the regular season game, also had game five times. Jim Kirkey, 10 assists, matching a season- Roscmoum, kept lhe Cougars high, and six rebounds before With a pair wins in the final a step ahead by scoring seven fouling out. Ford thought week of Northern Intercolle­ straight poinis over a three- Marc Max, Gaylord, did a nice giate Conference play, the minute span. "Jim took con­ job handling the ball after Ev­ University of Minnesota, trol at lhat poini and was real erson had lo leave the game. Morris men's basketball team, aggressive on offense," said "They played well, and did head coach Perry Ford. for the second straight year, what they had to do," said captured second place in lhe Wiih 11:15 lefl in the game, Ford. "It's hard to be up for a conference and will host a the Cougars broke a deadlock at game like ihis when nothing is game in lhe first round of the 53 by going on a 14-4 run. on the line for us, while they NAIA District 13 playoffs. Aamodt and Scoit Colbeck, have every incentive lo win." The loss ended ihe Mustangs' The Cougars slopped Winona Fergus Falls, each had five, points, while Jeff Everson, season at 2-10 (3-24 overall). State Universiiy in a Wednes­ Madison, Wis., chipped in lhe day road game, 73-67, then re­ At Winona, the Cougars othe'r four poinls. The high­ turned home to polish off pulled themselves up from a light of the streak was Col- 30-19 deficit with an 11-1 run Souihwest Stale University, beck's blinded, over-the-head Marshall, 90-77 on Sunday. jusl before halftime. A pass on the fast break to a Winona basket in the final The Cougars (8-4 NIC; 19-9 streaking Everson, who con­ seconds gave ihem a 33-30 lead verted the layup. Colbeck also overall), winners their final ai lhe half. saved a long rebound from go­ three NIC contests, will host "Wc were shooting too early ing out of bounds off of in our offense, and didn't handle Winona at 4:00 p.m. on Aamodt's free throw attempt, the press well," said Ford. _, _ . Drew Rutherford Saturday, March 3. In the got the ball back, and canned a "But wc knew we'd do well if Troy Raitz slams a hoop for ihe Cougars. other first-round playoffs ihrcc-poinier lo complete a we just setded down." matchup, NIC Champion Uni­ five-point play. tempts on the day and finished Cougars "will be looking for a versity of Minnesota, Duluth, The Cougars stayed wilhin with 20 points. Aamodt added measure of continuity." will host Moorhead State Uni­ SSU was able to pull within reach throughout lhe second 16, Everson 12, and Railz 10. Namely, UMM hope to keep versity. five points, 80-75, wiih 1:10 half, and made iheir move to­ Everson led with eight assists, to its winning ways against the UMM pulled away from left. Bul, for the second time ward theend. With 5:40 left in while Raitz was the high man 14-14 Warriors (6-6 NIC). Southwest early, opening a 20- in the game, on the in bounds the game, lhe Warriors con­ o the boards with seven. "Our guys arc prctiy focused. 7 lead on the strength of 10 pass the Cougars released Troy verted a three-point play to go "1 felt good about ibis win They believe they can do il," points from Steve Aamodi, Raitz, Springfield, who made up 59-56. Bul the Cougars on (he road, especially with all he added. "These are nol un­ went on a tear, scoring 17 Woodbury, who hii his first an easy slam-dunk to demoral­ of their incentive to beat us," charted waters for us." The consecutive points to give six shots from the post. The ize the Mustangs and seal the said Ford. Winona could have Cougars, in the playoffs for the Ihem an insurmountable lead. momeniarily tied the Cougars third straight year and four of Cougars got a lillle careless, Ford substituted liberally, and, All five starters hii double in second place with a victory. - Ford's five years as coach, have though, and went to sleep on as a result, lhe Winona scored figures for the Cougars, as lost lhe last two district cham­ offense, allowing the Mustangs eight points in ihe final 35 Ford is encouraged by his Aamodi paced the team with 30 pionships in Duluth. With a io gel right back into the seconds to make the final dif­ team's play and says they'll try game. SSU pulled to wilhin points and 11 rebounds. Raiiz lo eliminate the dry spells win on Saturday, ihey will find ference only six points. themselves once again in posi­ 29-27, bul a late flurry by the chipped in 16, Colbeck 14, where ihey lose their intensity. tion to make the national tour­ Cougars gave them a 37-30 Kirkey 13 and 11 rebounds, and Colbeck, the mosl accurate While he admits thai Winona nament, to be held in Kansas halflimc edge. Everson 11. Everson, one of ihrec-point shooter in confer­ will be looking for a measure three seniors playing his final City, Mo. starting March 14. Souihwest never recaptured ence, hit four of his six at- of revenge, Ford says the Lady Cougars end season Morris Lady Cougars could not out in the point guard position hold it all together and were Northern Sun Conference and shooter and lead the team. Stacey was defeated Tuesday, Feb. 20, by 6-21 overall. who has gone from shooting "Moorhead was fired up and 38 percent to shooting 50 per­ always a good defensive player After a season of improve­ Moorhead (MN.) State Univer­ ready to play, but wc were not cent," said Winn. but she has improved offen­ ment and close games, the sity. The 79-88 loss dropped mentally prepared for this sively in passing and scoring." University of Minnesota, the Cougars to 3-9 in the Winn also had praise for game," said Head Coach Sherry Stephanie Rust, Blaine, who Kris Kay, Wilmot, S.D., and Winn. "We came oul and tried "played extremely well on the Dawn Schroeder, St. Cloud, Together Christians to run, but we couldn't do the boards" and shot seven for 10 were the two most improved Are Saying, Singing, things we wanted to. We were from the line for a total of 14 players for UMM> Coming off Celebrating, Living moving, but not where we poinls. "Steph is a hard worker the bench, they usually added The Joyful Affirmation should have been." on ihe floor. For her sine, she 20 points between the iwo of UMM out-rebounded Moor­ gets into good position and is them. "They became a major, head 50-42 and had better field tough to battle beneath the powerful threat. There is not a goal and free throw percent­ boards," said Winn. big difference between the ages, but turnovers were the starters and Dawn and Kris. The other player in double The level of the game didn't crucial statistic in the defeat. figures was Stacy Rust, Blaine, "Turnovers killed us. Moor­ fall off when ihey came in, of­ with II. "Stacy is one of the ten il picked up," said Winn. head put pressure on us and we most intelligent players on the didn't adjust to it," said Winn. floor. She uses finesse move­ Senior Captain Karla Ause, After a season characterized ment to elude defenders and Red Wing, played three years Lutheran Campus Ministry by intensity and hustle, this makes teams watch out for under previous Head Coach Jan Join The Celebration game was a disappointment. "I her," Winn said. Reifsteck before Winn took haled to end Ihe season like Winn believes lhat the over this season. "It is difficult this considering the type of Cougars had a successful sea­ lo play under a new coach for a SUNDAY games we played ihis season," son due to ihe accomplishing single year, but Karla made the said Winn. "We had the oppor­ of UMM's main goals: to be adjustment well. She is an tunity to win, but we just competitive in every game, to outstanding shooter and came WORSHIP didn't perform." play with intensity and hustle through with some steals and High scorer for the game was and make teams work to win, clutch free throws," said Winn. Sondra Weick, Whcaton, who and to improve to their highest "Wc learned about courage 10:30 A.M. scored 23 and had six rebounds, and character ihis season," said COUGAR CAFE, EDSON HALL four assists and one steal. Besides Weick and the Rusis, Winn. "We maintained our in­ "Sondra has come out and Staccy Jeitz, Starbuck, came tensity and confidence. This Campus Minister: Eric Bakken played with more confidence in through for the Cougars. "It is team will be touch in the fu- Christus House: 589:4554 lhe second half of the season. difficult for a freshman lo come February 28,1990 University Register • Page 13 Wrestlers go to nationals Thompson had previously was the best tournament of the 10-8. This performance quali­ Freshman Nels Onstad (142). year, and at the right time," fies Fritz for NAIA nationals. qualified for the NAIA nation- Hancock/Cyrus, was the said Head Coach Steve Carr. Three other wrestlers placed Freshman Dan Stuxncss Cougars' final qualifier for ihe second Saturday, and qualified The University of Min­ Final team standings at the nationals, and he did it the hard (190), placed fourth. Freshman Bi-Districi tournament were for NAIA nationals as well. nesota, Morris Cougars quali­ John Amundson (126), Mark Moorhead (Minn.) Slate Uni­ Freshman Ed Kelm (134), fied four additional wrestlers for Onstad dropped Ihe opener to versity (MSU), 85.25; Univer­ Shakopee, defeated Sieve Hoard McNamer (150), Steve Fiedler the 34th Annual National As­ Matt Clark (MSU) 9-7. then sity of Minnesota, Dululh (UMD) 6-3, and a default vic­ (167), and Joe Stranger (HWT) sociation of Intercollegiate won three straight over Vinnie (UMD), 73; SSU, 53.5; tory over Jeff Welder (MSU). Athlctics(NAIA) national tour­ Quang (Northwester), a 5-0 also competed in the NAIA Bi- UMM, 38.5; Westmar Col­ Kelm's only loss was to previ­ nament, March 1-3, at Fort victory over Clark for ihird Disirict tournament. lege, LeMars, Iowa, 3.5; and ous NAIA runner up Tracy Hays Stale University, Hays, place, and then defeated Brian Kan. Northwester College, St. Paul, Ping (Norlh western.) Carr and (he coaching staff Meyer (UMD) 4-3 in a second are happy with the fine show­ The NAIA Bi-Districi tour­ Minn., 27.25. Sophomore Troy Vagle place match. Meyer had de­ ing at lhe NAIA Bi-Districts ney, held al Souihwest Siale Freshman Jim rritz, Chasiea, (158), Paynesville, earned his feated Onstad twice in ihe and additional qualifiers for the Univcrsity(SSU), Marshall, turned in his fines performance firsl trip to the NAIA nationals Northern Intercollegiate Con­ nationals. "The team just hung Minn., on February 17, was of (he season by winning lhe by advancing on a by, and de­ ference individual tournament in there all year. They went the Cougar's final team event 118-pound NAIA Bi-District feating number one seeded Brad the previous weekend. ihrough a lot of adversitites, of the year. championship. Fritz defeated Gocisch (Northwestern) 11-3 in Other place winner for the and the hard work paid off." The tournament was also lhe Dustin Brocka (Westmar) 5-4, the semi-finals. Vagle dropped last chance to qualify individu­ Todd Schuster (Northwestern) a 9-2 decision to Dan Bcrga Cougars include junior Mitch (UMD) in lhe championship als for ihe NAIA nationals. "It 9-5, and Corey Burns (SSU) Thompson (177), third place. Cougars host play-off game

State." Marshall, with a strained season opener, his firsl as a well. At other times during Jeff Kmnian The winner of the game, shoulder, bul should be ready Cougar. "Usually, a junior the year it has been guards Staff Reporter which will break up a full slate lor Saturday's matchup. college transfer has a roller Marc Max, Gaylord; Greg Sul­ of high school district tourna­ Steve Aamodt, Woodbury, coaster first season," said Ford, livan, Paynesville; and Carl With a 19-9 record and a ment action at the UMM P.E. has been leading lhe Cougars "bul Scott has been remarkably Lipke, Roseville; and consistent." second place finish in the Center, will face the winner of ( down their stretch drive, Schroeder on the front line. Northern Intercollegiate Con­ the University of Minnesota, including a 30 point, 11 re­ Point guard Jcrf Everson, The Cougars have met arch­ ference (8-4), the Universiiy of Duluth {23-5; 11-1) and Moor­ bound performance on Sunday Madison, Wis., worked his rival UMD in the lasl two dis­ Minnesota, Moms men's bas­ head Slate University (16-12; thai earned his NIC Player of way into becoming the NIC trict championships, which the ketball leam earned home court 5-7) contest. Wiih a win, the Week honors. "Everyone assist leader after missing the Bulldogs captured both times advantage in the first round of UMD, as lhe top seed, would has been patient in getting first seven games wiih a bro­ io advance lo the national lhe NAIA District 13 playoffs host the championship game Steve the ball, and he's having ken wrist. "Jeffs sacrifice of tournament. They certainly and will host Winona Stale on Wed., March 7. A Moor­ a great year because of it," said his role as scorer io be our wouldn't mind a rematch, bul, University (14-14; 6-6 NIC) at head win, coupled with a Ford. Jim Kirkey, Rose- playmaker has really helped the as Ford said, "there's no chance 4:30 p.m. on Saturday, March UMM victory, would give the mount, and Troy Raitz, team." said Ford. Everson also of us looking past Winona. 3. Although this is the second Cougars one last home date. Springfield, have also been has been strong in rebounding We're playing wiih confidence. consecutive year ihe Cougars The Cougars are riding a working hard on lhe front line. and steals, too. He had a typi­ Our guys know that if ihey will host a first-round game, three-game winning streak and "When Jim and Troy are ag­ cal all-around game on Sunday, don'i play well, il won't hap­ last year was the first time in have won five of iheir last six gressive on the boards, we're scoring 11 points, dishing out pen." school history that they did so. games. The only loss was at hard io beat," Ford added. 10 assisls, and grabbing six Ford hopes ihe Morris com­ "This is a big game for us Dululh, a game the Cougars rebounds. Ford is also happy with lhe munity, especially UMM stu­ because it's one (loss) and led until the final minutes. play of his guards. He said The Cougars have also dents, will be ihe proverbial you're done here on out," said "Although it took a while, all Scott Colbeck, the Cougars' benefitted from a strong bench "sixth man" for the Cougars on fifth-year head coach Perry of the players have found their leading scorer, "has reaped the all season long. Because they Saturday. "It would be nice to . Ford, who is looking for lots niche," said Ford. Scott benefits of playing with are so deep, the Cougars al­ see ihe whole siudent section of fan support to start the Schroeder, a forward from Si. Steve." Opponents sometimes ways have two or three hot filled," he said. "The fans Cougars on the right track. "In Cloud, is the only player nurs­ key on Aamodt and become players to use. Recendy, guard proved Ihey can get up for the all probability, this will be the ing an injury. Schroedec sai prone to Colbeck's offensive Brad Narveson, Le Sueur, and Dululh game, now let's sec it last time for the fans to see us out Sunday's victory over attack Colbeck has hit double forward Terry Stein, Cold also for the playoff game." this year. A big, noisy crowd Southwest Slate University. figures in every game since ihe Spring, have been producing will make it tough on Winona Indoor season ends Track sends three to nationals Macpherson Aitkin, will compete in lhe 60 (1:07.23). Scon Cooper, Jeff Korman yard dash. Wausau, Wis., was third in the Staff Reporter Leading the six member ong jump (22' 8.75") and fifth RE-ENTRY WOMEN women's team was Witty, n the triple jump (43' 3.75"! The Universiiy of Minnesota which scored 23 team Morris track team concluded ils points,who set two new UMM Jason Bonk, Buffalo, tied the DO YOU NEED indoor season wiih strong per­ indoor standards. She finished UMM pole vault mark (12' LftrilTiifafy ftmmdl&d MftMrilftfrc&iipfl snwEiriiag formances at the conference third in the 1000 meter run 6"). The 4 x 400 (3:30.19; championship al Bemidji Slate (3:08.61), and captured fourth fifih place) and sprint medley University last weekend, Feb. in the 1500, coming in at (3:38.25; third) relay teams FINANCIAL 24-25. The women's team 5:02.04. Julie Bensen, also new low times. finished fifth among Northern Monticello, also set a new Other place finishers included Sun Conference schools, while school mark with a 2:30.06 Alto's 6.72 time in the 55 me­ HELP? the men captured sixth place in finish in the 800 meter run. ter dash, good for fifth, and the Northern Intercollegiate good for fourth place. Jodi Alan Meunzenmay, Ord, Neb., Tfjps:=:.-SS.'i Conference. In all, nine UMM Owen, Ft. Pierre, S.D., took who place fiflh in the 55 meter |M I you in lehni.slbl. lett indoor records were broken on second in the (8.91 seconds), high hurdles (8.21). ihe day. while Lisa Henle, Sioux Falls, • eligible lo apply tor a Carol E. Macpherson Memori Young and Owen, in virtue S.D., placed sixth (9.57). Three Cougars have one re­ of their second place finishes, maining meet - the NAIA na­ The Cougar men, who scored earned All-Conference honors. FOR THE IMVEHSIIT OS' MINNESOTA FTOMEVS ALUMNI SOCIETY tional tournament in Kansas 30 points, establish six school The outdoor season will City on March 2-3. Steve indoor records. Young took commence with a Friday, April APPLICATIONS ARE DUE MARCH 26,1990 Young, Cyrus, and Lisa Willy, second in the 500 meter dash 6 meet at the North Dakota Plainvicw, qualified in the 600 (1:07.97), but had an even bet­ Stale College of Science, yard run. while Craig Alto, ter time in the preliminaries Wahpeton, N.D. Page 14 • University Register Health & Science If my brother was gay Clearing up common diet myths ANSWERS: 1. FALSE, "many people will give you greater oral who lose weight quickly gain satisfaction." Accepting others at face value il back nearly as fast," says 3. FALSE. The best way Almost everyone has a can't- Blumcnfcld. "As soon as they to lose weight is to cat more fail method for losing weight. stop dieting, ihey go back to carbohydrates, such as bread, But if we know so much about their old eating habits and re­ pasta, cereals and potatoes. Gale Gunter dieting, why are 64 percent of gain the weight. Slow but Just avoid loppings such as Student Counseling Americans overweight? steady weight loss is more butter and sour cream. A "There are many myths likely to be permanent." Her hcalihy diet should be 50 to 60 If my brother was gay I would be so embarrassed. What arc my about dieting that people accept tips for dieting: aim to lose percent carbohydrates. 12 to 20 friends going to say when they find oul? I know they'll think I'm without question," says regis­ one or two pounds a week; eat percent protein and 30 percent gay. tered dietitian Audrey Blumen- your favorite foods, but less fat. If my brother was gay 1 would be so angry. How could he do feld, "and following these often and in smaller amounts; 4. FALSE. If you lose exercise daily, and change your is to me? I'm glad I have a girl friend so everyone else knows myths may actually sabotage weight and gain it back, the bchavior. (If you always snack lhat I'm not gay. My friends won't even want to come over ighl loss efforts." weight is added as overall anymore. What will I talk to him about? What's your "diet IQ?" Mark while preparing dinner, chew body fat (nol water), and pro- When family members and friends come oul with their sexual each question TRUE Stay Trim Diet Gum, instead. portionaicly less lean body orientation our reactions fall into a broad continuum of emotions. FALSE, to see if you can It curbs your appetite while it mass (muscle). So ihe weight From shock and anger to resolution and acceptance, friends and separate diet fact from fiction: Kiiiisi ics your urge to chew.) you gain back will be even family can travel a journey similar to grieving. A change in 1. T/F The best diets allow 2. FALSE. One gram of fat harder lo lose. someone you love does indicate that you have losl somelhing. you to lose weight quickly. has nine calories, while protein 5. FALSE. When you fast, You have lost an image of a person you care about. A new per­ 2. T/F As long as you and carbohydrates have only your body interprets it as star­ spective has replaced an old assumption. stick to a certain caloric total, four calories per gram. So vation and lowers its Announcing that you arc gay or lesbian is an exhilarating, il doesn't matter if the calories given the same amount of metabolism to conserve en­ terrifying process. Aficr pondering in your mind for years how you come from fat, carbohydrates or calories to "spend," you would ergy. So you may cat less :ome oul, you finally lell someone. Depending upon how protein. actually get lo eat more food if food and still be unable to lose weight. cacis you may choose to tell oihcrs. Throughout die process 3. T/F Starchy foods (pasta, you prote and you face ihe possibility of anger, retaliation, and abandonment. As potatoes) are fattening. carbohydrates. The truth of lhe matter, ac­ a person who expresses their own sexuality as gay, lesbian, or bi­ 4. T/F If you lose weight "Fais are found in gravy, cording to Blumcnfcld: If sexual you are faced with possible losses on every dimension. and gain it back, you'll gain salad dressing, butter, mar­ you're serious about losing People who are gay, lesbian, and bisexual need to have their voices mostly water and it will be garine and mayonnaise," says weight, eat healthier foods,' heard and need support ihrough lhe grief and celebration of life. easier to lose. Blumcnfcld. "They add flavor consume less calorics and exercise more. Homophobia makes all of us losers. As friends and family of 5. T/F Fasting is a good and texture, but they can't be gays, lesbians, and bisexuals we lose out by not gelling to know way to lose weight. chewed. Ealing carbohydrates the person and get stuck in our reactions of shock, fear, and anger. Gay. lesbian, and bisexual people will continue to lose in a culture Campus smokers seek to roll back bans lhat refuses to care about the person and focuses only on sexual orientation. When will we slop losing? a campus pub to protest a new A similar anti-smoking rule On Monday, April 2 at 8:15 in the Rcciial Hall, the organization ban, effective Feb. 1, on went into effect at the Univer­ Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays will preseni a forum on smoking at all indoor facilities. sity of Tennessee the same day, how ihey reacted when people close lo ihem came out and how all Campus smokers went on "People come here to drink prompting stale Sen. Riley can move beyond fear and anger to support those we love. the offensive against the ever­ beer, smoke and talk about Darnell, a nonsmoker trying 10 growing list of rules against politics," protester Slacey Teas mollify tobacco farmers in his their lighting up. told the Daily Nexus, lhe cani­ district, lo introduce in the the Univt ty of pus paper. "To attempt to ban state legislature a bill to force smoking is not only unfair, it's UT to re-create "designated stupid and ludicrous." smoking areas." 7SSHwera60D7sy ECUMENICAL WORSHIP Wednesday, February 2 7:1!; Couqar Cafe NOW TAKING APPLICATIONS FOR SUMMER EMPLOYMENT AT Sponsored by Lutheran and Catholic Campus Ministries Wall, South Dakota • 48 HOUR WORK WEEK • EXCELENT WAGES • PERFORMANCE BONUS • REASONABLE HOUSING ( $32 Monthly ) • 130 COLLEGE STUDENT POSITIONS AVAILABLE Have a chance to meet all kinds of people and 1 make new friends. fAmemb Also, grand opportunities to see the Badlands and the beautiful Black Hills ot South Dakota.

WRITE KAREN POPPE, WALL DRUG STORE, WALL, SD 57790. FOR AN APPLICATION AND INFORMATION ABOUT SUMMER EMPLOYMENT Txtiurt,. February 28, 1990 Clicking UMM professor, alumnus Health out of publish findings directly affects lhe amount of Meek, who earned a B.A. in Service fear a rat has. psychology from UMM, cliques The article further suggests received ihe 1989 Donald G. Leslie R. Meek, a 1989 lhat "human-rat relationships, Patcrson Award as outstanding University of Minnesota, like n-hu undergraduate psychologist in Morris graduate from Elbow ships, Minnesota. She is pursuing Lake, Minn., co-authored a profoundly affected by subtle, her Ph.D. in biopsychology at The Health Service is open but methodologically the University of Michigan from 8 a.m. until 4:00 p.m. Remember the jocks, cheer­ paper with UMM psychology important variables during where she was awarded i Monday through Friday. Doc­ leaders, pot-heads, and nerds in professor Ernest Kemble. who initial contact." The article Regent's Scholarship. tors are in Health Service from high school'.' Thinking back, specializes in physiological explains the experiment 9:00 a.m. to 12:00 noon which one of these cliques did psychology and animal Kemble, who received hi' developed by Kemble and Meek Monday through Friday. To you find yourself involved behavior. Ph.D. from Vanderbil suggests lhat this project may obtain a class excuse the stu­ with? Meek and Kemble Unh sity. collaborated on an article titled dent must be seen at the Health Of course, now that wc are The initial attitude of a human handler towards rats Service the day of illness or in college, everyone accepts 'A Rat's First Impression of directly affects the amount of fear a rat has. Its Handler," which appears in call a Health Service physician everyone, and wc arc a unified be useful in other class settings psychology at UMM since lhat day. You may bring proof campus, right? Wrong- at least 989 November/December j of "The American as well, including advanced 1966. He has received teaching of illness from your family for a considerable amount of high school or introductory awards from the University of physician. the siudent body. Biology Teacher." The article reports that the initial attitude research laboratory courses in Minnesota and the American According to the dictionary, human handler towards rats psychology. Psychological Association. a clique is "a narrow, exclusive circle or group of persons, held togcihcr by a presumed identity of interests, views, or pur­ poses." Belonging to a clique, under some circumsiances, can be very beneficial. It is only nat­ ural to Slrive 10 have a group of friends who share your val­ ues and support you. Cliques arc also loyal and give a person a sense of belonging. In all actuality, the problem is not the clique itscir, bul rather lhe narrowness of the clique, and people's fears of Belonging to a clique, under some circumstances, can be very beneficial taking risks :iiui Ivcniuini: in­ dependent individuals who arc capable of branching out and meeting a variety of people. The result is a campus with discriminating groups and stereotypical ideas. How many times have lhe detrimental aspects of one individual been attributed to an entire group? And how many times have people been inohiod inlo certain stereotypes merely because of the friendship:, ihey develop? What is even more disconcerting is lhat this alti­ tude continues beyond high school and college campuses. The solution is obvious, people need to accept other people regardless of iheir differences. Unfortunately, ihcre arc very few people thai Mxi'd like your roommates ...people need to accept other a whole lot better if they didn't people regardless of their show up on your phone bill. differences. John caJled Chicago. Andy called L.A. Or was that Pets? Don't sweat it. Sorting out roommates is easy w!leu you gel Mot GtHMwiager Service. are unconditionally accepting Because with it, you can all gel y< >ur lung disiance charges listed separately even [hough of oihcrs. In an attempt to be you share the same phone number. And il costs you nothing. socially accepted, people arc To find oui more about tlie faAin'CallMciruigprService, dial 1800 222-0300, ext. 600. often forced to put on a facade, which makes il difficult for It'll make both your bills and your n x miniates much easier to live with. them io be themselves. Perhaps, if each on of us de­ viated slightly from the "safety nets'' of our cliques, we would AAT&T be one step closer to unifying our campus and looking at • mum -=^= The right choice. people as individuals instead of stereotyping them. Page 16 • University Regis Variety Guilt travel tips

Case in point: I'm all cxciicd ter. Anyway, let me finish ihe your vehicle (i.e. your mother) The Tinal piece of advice on because I've been making plans conversation with Mom: with loo much fuel. In essence making lhe best of your guilt to visit a high school buddy "So will you be home for this means keep your mouth trip centers around keeping a Parenthood is undoubtedly (that I haven't seen for two and Easter ?" shut. Of course sometimes sense of perspective. Why, ihe single most paradoxical a half years) over spring break. "Mom, you know I always your mere existence provides before any of us know it, we'll condition in all the known So I'm telling her about all the go to Kirk's for Easier. His enough energy for a transglobal be in position to make some universe. The very state of details he and I have discussed parents start asking about me guilt trip. In cases such as lillle wretched ingratc, to being a parent is rife with and how great the trip's gonna in December." this, you simply have to ride whom we've unselfishly de­ be when all of sudden she lhe storm out and be careful voted the best years of our life, drawbacks. You have to keep "Well, I wouldn't want you nol lo fan the flames loo feel like diving off a bridge odd hours, expend innumerable to disappoint anybody else's without a bungic cord. And amounts of patience (and cash), "So 1 guess 1 won't gel to parents." put up with a whole warehouse won'l lhat be fun ? see you then, huh?" There you have it—one all- Second, realize that you are full of insolence, and generally "Well, Ma, it's been two and expense-pa id-for, round-trip, in some cases dealing wiih a A paning shot—Have any of remain thankless except for the a half years since I've seen whirlwind guilt trip courtesy of spiteful old person whose mind you told your parents lhat you occasional Hallmark card. Mark." Maternal Airlines. Thank you lias long since become warped love them lately ? Fortunately, I have observed "(sigh) I know, son. It's just for flying the Guilt-Ridden and twisted from trying to raise Author's Postscript : On that there is at least one major that I gel lonely and 1 miss you Skies. an ungrateful little maggot like February 22, my father passed benefit 10 bearing offspring, and....oh, never mind." Now, having long ago earned yourself. Humor them—they'll the half-century mark in his especially for the mother At this point in the conver­ my wings as a frequent flyer of soon forget what they were life and on March 2 my mother (though 1 hear some fathers sation, you can imagine the guilt trips, I have outlined a trying to make you feci bad turns 49. I would like to wish reap ihis reward also). voice she's using. You know few iravel pointers to make about and attempt to make you you both a happy birthday and After your kids reach a cer­ The Voice. Anyone who has a your trips as pleasant as possi­ feel bad aboul somelhing else. many returns. (If only their tain age, you get to spend the mother knows The Voice. It's ble. Always be prepared in ihe minds had lasted so long. ) rest of your life making them the go-ahead-and-pull-ihe-plug- First of all, try to make your event your guilt trip gets hi­ feel guilty. on-mc voice. The voice that trips as short as possible. In jacked to a complclcly different Last Sunday night, as is my Bambi would use to tell you it order to do this, do not supply destination. usual habit, I called home lo was all righl that you'd just hit talk to my Mom. I do this him with your car. The voice weekly because if I don't, my that makes you feel bad be­ mother will make me feel cause she had to carry you guilty when I finally do gel in around for nine months and touch with her for not calling was in labor for the whole last sooner. The funny ihing aboul month and almost died having ACROSS 33 Sun god this is, when I do phone on you. Like you had anything to 34 Bespatter The time, she finds something else do with, shall we say, the 1 Tree fluids 35 French article to make mc feci guilty about. whole conception of the mat­ 5 The sweetsop 36 Debase 9 Soft tood 38 Guide's high Weekly 12 Unlock 13 Simple 39 Proposition 14 We: Hal. 40 Italy: abbr. Crossword 15 Scatter 41 Inquires A grammy 17 Not 42 At a distance exaggerated 44 Takes unlawfully Puzzle 19 Weak 46 Under 21 Climbing plant 48 Cubic meter 22 Aroma 51 Young boy for me 24 Concerning 52 Dock 25 Lamprey 54 City in Russia 26 Equality 55 Bitter vetch a 27 Lethargy 56 Transgresses 29 Symbol lor 8 Deposit 57 Stalk 3 Act U^3Qn) ®fft. tantalum 9 Danger 4 Scotf 31 Limb DOWN 10 Island otf Carl Lipke Staff Columnis 5 Before noon Ireland 32 Maiden loved 6 Bank employee 11 Wan by Zeus First Verse: 7 Great Lake 16 Pronoun Baby. Ooooh, baby. Ooooh, baby, baby. Ooooh, baby, baby. 2 3 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 18 Without end 1 4 20 Besom Girl. Ooooh. girl. Ooooh, baby-girl. Ooooh, baby, baby-girl! 12 13 14 22 Semi-precious I want you, baby. I want you, girl, I want you, baby-girl! Stone 23 Challenge 1b 8 Chorus: 1 ' 25 Pertaining to the dawn Ooooh, ooooh, ooooh, baby! 120 Ooooh, ooooh, ooooh, girl! 27 Bound 28 Talk idly Ooooh, ooooh, ooooh, baby-girl! PUMP! 2 • I^H '' 29 Speech 30 Arabian Second Verse: 1 23 ^^ps 30 garments Baby. Ooooh, 1 Ooooh, baby, baby. Ooooh, baby, baby, ' 34 Dinner course ai M 36 Extremely Girl. Ooooh, girl. Ooooh, baby-girl. Ooooh, baby, baby-girl! terrible I need you, baby. I need you, girl. I need you, baby-girl! 137 38 37 One or the other 39 Musical Chorus: H«u organizations Ooooh, ooooh, ooooh, baby! ^H*" 41 Choir voices Ooooh, ooooh, ooooh, girl! •M 42 Competent Ooooh, ooooh, ooooh, baby-girl! PUMP! 43 Fright 48 49 50 44 Mix Repeal song four (4) timt i same, repetitious, annoying, 45 Equally computerized beat, then end. 64 47 Simian 49 Female ruff 50 Shade tree I wrole this just in case Bobby "I hope I can re-mix my songs a bb 53 Rupees: abbr. third time and make another album" Brown or Milli- "We're ;ually two girls wiih penis envy" Vanilli ever exhaust their vast, COUKJE PMSS SCRVICE intelligent, library of lyrical wizardry. Wake lhe hell up people, Ihis ain't music!! Puzzle Solution to p. 20 Too damn nice

saw how friendly a place this something just because you was. I felt very much at home think it would be neat to see and accepted. It was a great some other student on this I must say that many of you feeling to know that everyone campus perform? 1 mean jusl are not going to fall in love was so nice to everyone. Then for lhe hell of it? It doesn't with what I am about to say I can remember one night when mailer whether you know them aboul our cosy litlle campus, I sal down in the newspaper or not, or whether you are but I'm sure you are all used lo office with my editor (Jim involved or not, it should be that by now, especially if you Dyer) al about 2:00 a.m. He fun to watch other students out read Carl Lipke's column at all. told me one of the big performing for something ihey In reading over Carl's problems with this place was believe in, I don't see this column every week, I often that it was "too damn nice." happening too much around tend to gaze in bewilderment at Let me tell you what I have some of his pointless and observed because I think it Yet, so many of you pretend mediocre ideas. But I must holds some real validity. that you really care about say lhat the boy is slating how Students here are indeed too something oiher than yourself. he feels, regardless of how damn nice. Sludents like you For example, you go way oul pitiful, and he is doing one hell like lo make everyone think of your way (blatant sarcasm) of a job at gelling this campus how much you really seem to to say "hi" to nearly everyone annoyed. He's got you reading care. Well, for the most part, I you meet on the sidewalks. his column every single week, don't believe iL You know the "hi" too. That and even writing in to him! Many of you are too wrapped one that you think will make To my surprise, Carl has up in yourselves to bother with everyone believe that you desperately needs more people along with everything at accomplished something lhat what's around you. As I said actually mean it. There is lhat to openly state how (hey feel Morris because they don't want very few sludents have done on before, that is why Flallands is meager effort lo smile a plastic and be willing to take to rock the boat. Hell, that's this campus—he's motivated no more. That isn't the only smile as you pick up the pace, criticism. 1 don't see too many boring and il sliffles each and you to give a damn and to thing either. hoping that nothing else will of you willing to put forth every one of you. some effort in regards to So much for developing your But do you really? 1 have someone else, let alone making liberal arts education. How my doubts. lhose effom QbUc much good are you truly Being a sophomore at 'This campus desperately p - accomplishing if you go about ! r t „ * CarlNoiw I'm not saying lhat passively lo your classes and Moms i have noticed some needs more people to openly a savioursadde, becausr s e never are willing to make a ralhcr disturbing things about many students here. I state how thethey feel and be wVLwe aree in now if that was the difference. It's time for you to campus being run by a select case. But the guy has the right shift your focus from few (and I mean a select few) willing to take criticism idea, and it's people like thai yourselves and on to other students who truly care about who are able to motivate people and other things. Morris, instead of just caring people like you to gel off your Don't want to risk someone about themselves. asses and do something. not liking you, eh? Quil being I agree that classwork is I s-.o to basketball paiiii's and be said. After all, you might Carl told you how he indeed important, but I believe lhe stands look pretty bare. be late for Chemistry if you honestly felt no matter how lhat too many of you use your There are actually more slopped lochaL odd it seemed, but I'll tell you classes as an excuse to not get townspeople there than Of course some of you are what's odd: People just go involved and give some of your students. Why is that? Don'l thinking you don't apply to time to other things besides you care about your team? Ihcsc things. Chances are, you yourselves. You really must They are after all your do. Even you people who have have more to offer ihis campus classmates. It wouldn't hurt if so diligently done your duly by than a 3.5 GPA or a hang-over you went out and supported writing in to the newspaper A word from in the morning. someone other lhan yourself, when Carl says somelhing in at would it? It is attitudes like this that I offends you. You must be so see that gel Flallands cancelled! This also holds true for so proud of yourselves. many of the concerts, recitals, the wise!? Il wasn't because of a drinking Ask yourselves if you would problem, it was because of a speakers, theatre productions, have wriuen in if Carl had not motivation problem. Mainly, and the list goes on. It is offended you? Only because lie express ourselves through loo many sludents cared too pathetic to see ihe lack of broke lhat "too damn nice" mindless actions. Like kicking much about getting themselves enthusiasm for fellow code and stepped on your iocs, out a windows or knocking drunk or having iheir own good classmates on this campus. you had to write in. You There comes a time when we ceiling tiles is really the pure time. Sure, you cared aboul After all, if you cannot go people who wrote in, in regards need to stick lo our prinicpals. form of purposclcssncss. going to il as long as it was out of your way to take part in to Carl, still don'l care about People should not judge like Macbeth said "to signify handed io you ready lo go. anything on campus lhai anything bul yourselves. someone else's action unless nothing". This is how a God forbid you should get doesn't involve yourself, it Yes, he said some incredibly they undersiand the reasons for create a purpose oul involved and do some work! I seems to me lhat you aren't idiotic things, bul he did do those actions. I 1 is like thai purposclcssncss. mean, after all you arc in really learning anything here. somelhing good. He staled his old saying "judge nol, want Sometimes 1 feel that people college, why should you be You should just go home. opinion for everyone lo sec and do not undersiand expected lo work. Sure, you'll gel lhat "A" in made you lake a stand, if only What I am talking about is meniallity. It is like allowing This is an altitude which I Chemistry, and I just bet lhat for yourselves. He caused you lhe expression of oneselvcs. your pure form of animali call "too damn nice." What "A" will give you the warm io make lhe effort to stand up Some of us express ourselves to be exposed. Darwin said does this mean you might say? fuzzics inside! and slate your feelings. And Ihrough poetry and art, but not evolved from apes so why nol Well, when I first came here I Have you ever gone to that is good. This campus ybody. Some of us :t like them!? Ther the philosopher, Nctchi; somelhing like lhat), who JH.YP>wnrtM1^llnjiimTliTS^-i^^"-^^"^^^^*^""«•"***" MlVa*'" thought man was evil on the N VALID UNTIL SEPT.19,1890. NOT GOOD WITH ANY OTHEH SPECIALS. .' 3 ORIGINAL OB PAN CRUST. inside. The only reason why we are good is because things SINGLE INGREDIENT PIZZA Med. 6.75 Lg. 8 would get real out of hand. #9 MORRIS DELUXE - Pep.. Bl„ Sausags. Ham. G.av.. On., Musn.Gt Pep Med. 8.50 Lg. 10.25 . So as I have undoubiably #10 MORRIS SPECIAL - Any 2 Ingredients Plus Extra Chess* Med. 7.95 Lg. 9.00 proven with famous people, #1 ROUND UP - St., Sausage, Pep, Blk. 01. Mush.. On Med. 8.25 Lg. 9.50 lhat people who do idiotic #4 BRONCO - Bl„ Pep.. Hal. Sausage. Polish Sausage, Ham Med. 8,25 Lg. 9.50 mindless acts are actually very intellegcni, expressive people. SMORGASBORD TUESDAY & SUNDAY NIGHTS (Chicken. Pizza. Salad Bar) 4 Of course, it always helps to reach this Slate of intelligence ORIGINAL CRUST ™* PIZZA RANCH SKILLET PAN CRUST by drinking until you cannot FREE DELIVERY 7 EAST STH • 589-2102 • MORRIS FREE DELIVERY think anymore. Page 18 • University Registe February 28, 1990 Organizations list members

Major: Psychology and Biol­ What they like about Chi Phi Major: Math What they like about Chi Phi ogy Minor and the Sisters of the Chakett: What they like about Chi Phi and the Sisters of the Chakett: Whai ihey like about Chi Phi Someone who is willing to and lhe Sisters of the Chakett: Friendships Many of you Register and the Sisters of the Chakett: pull iheir own weight The "cool" people readers, if you have been Renewed Enthusiasm Name: Eric Stonestrom Name: Kim Stephens keeping up with the Chi Phi From: Elbow Lake Name: Angle Clark From: Morris column, have an idea of the Name: Todd Brand Major: Geology From: Monliccllo Major Biology ideals and morals Chi Phi From: Farmington What ihey like about Chi Phi Major Undecided What Ihey like about Chi Phi upholds. However, many of Major: Political Science and the Sisters of The Chakett: What Ihey like about Chi Phi and lhe Sisters of the Chakett: you may be wondering "Who What they like about Chi Phi Friendship and the Sisters of the Chakett: Sincere Friendliness are Chi Phi and the Sisters of and Ihe Sisters of the Chakeit: Friendships and social life The Chakett?" Friendship Name: Dirk Thompson Name: Amanda Thompson The motives of this week's From: Wadena Name: Cathy Czub From: Long Prairie article are to inform you as to Name: Greg Brumbeck Major Prc-Medand Chemistry From: Elk River Major: Psychology who Chi Phi and the Sisters of From: New Brighton What they like about Chi Phi Major Pre-Dentistry What ihey like about Chi Phi The Chakett are composed of, Major: Business Economics and the Sisters of the Chakeit: What they like about Chi Phi and the Sisters of the Chakett: and to give a lillle background What ihey like about Chi Phi Friendship and the Sisters of the Chakeit: Friendships information on each member. and the Sisters of the Chakett: Friendships Chi Phi and the Sisters of Friendship Name: RayVroIson the Chakett have 14 men and From: Paynesville 17 women active members. Name: Mark \ Major: Political Science and MORRIS HEALTH You will notice that Chi Phi From: Richfield Business Economics and the Sisters of the Chakett Major: Psychology and French What ihey like about Chi Phi are not made up of "Parly Ma­ Whal they like about Chi Phi and the Sisters of Ihe Chakett: &DIETf jors", but of Physics, Span­ and the Sisters of the Chakett: Friendship and Family-like at­ 1. No Pills or Prepackaged Foods ish, Business, Pre-med, and People really try! mosphere Health & Diet is an education in eating. many other majors. 1. Stilted by Health Professionals Name: Tony Erenbcrg Wiih health care and/or We arc a diversified group Name: BuzzWaskul nutrition-related backgrounds coming from all parls the From: Roseville From: Wilmar 3. Promotes Exercise Midwest. In our group, we Major: Pre-Dcntistry Major Sociology Health & Diet encourages aerobic exercise tor have members from different What they like about Chi Phi What ihey like aboul Chi Phi minimum of 20 minutes 3 times per week. religions and from almost ev­ and the Sisiers of the Chakeit: and the Sisters of the Chakett: t. Nationally Recognized In 1986 Health & Diet was a feature article in ery racial and ethnic back­ Always someone there to A rcfuge-a place you can al­ summer publication ot Better Homes & Garde ground present on the UMM talk to ways go to an 5. Reasonably Priced campus. Name: Kelly Larson igainst all other major weight loss organ izatii We are not a group of people From: Morris Name: Todd Young who arc alike physically or ge­ Major: Theatre Arts and En­ From: Chaska CS 589-4101 netically, bul we are joined for glish Major; Physics and English Hun* 307 ATLANTIC MORRIS the reasons of brotherhood and What ihey like about Chi Phi What dicy like about Chi Phi sisterhood. and the Sisters of the Chakett: and ihe Sisters of the Chakett: Name: Sheri Gordon Name: Theresa Vanderwerf So, now may we introduce The real friendships you find Someone there you can talk to From: Mahnomen From: Windom the men and women of Chi Phi Major: Secondary Ed and En­ Major: Business and the Sisters of The Chakett: Name: Chris Morrison Name: Reva Avcrill glish What they like about Chi Phi From South Minneapolis From: St. Paul What ihey like about Chi Phi and the Sisters of the Chakett: Name: Scott Baumann Major; Spanish Major: Secondary Ed, Span­ and the Sisters of the Chakeit: Home away from home From: New Ulm Wh.n they like about Chi Phi ish, and Speech Minor The diversity of people Major; Math and the Sisters of the Chakeit: What they like about Chi Phi Name: Laurie Wallers What ihey like about Chi Phi Different People and Lhe Sisters of the Chakett: Name: Julia Hoelmer From: Marshall and the Sisters of the Chakett: The future From: Truman Major Undecided Support group Name: Dave Riley Major English What they like about Chi Phi From: Waiertown, SD What they like about Chi Phi and the Sisters of the Chakeit: Major; Biology and Pre-Dcn- and the Sisters of the Chakett: Good Friends and helps get out Friendships of "own little world"

Name: Pauline Imberg Name: Karen Wciher The Hair Clinic proudly introduces.. From; Bismarck, ND From: Wadena Major: English Major: Speech and English What ihey like about Chi Phi What they like aboul Chi Phi and the Sisters of the Chakett: and the Sisters of the Chakett: Uniqueness and Unity People accepting others for who they are Name: Suzetie Jamison As part of our continuing From: Bumsville Name: Karic Wolff commitment to improve Major Theatre and Speech From: Lillle Falls What they like aboul Chi Phi Major: English, Political Sci­ our product line - we are and the Sisters of the Chakeit: ence and Music Always someone to lalk to What ihey like about Chi Phi pleased to add "SunGlitz" and lhe Sisters of the Chakett: to our color line! Name: Teresa Luckow Friendship From: Foley Major: LAHS and Business Now lhat you know a litlle Economics bit more about the members of Whai they like about Chi Phi Chi Phi, feel free to talk to us, "A conditioning hair and the Sisters of ihe Chakett: as wc are anxious to get to Like a second home, some arc know you. As with any orga­ tightener that you'll love!" closest friends nization, we lose members due to graduation and transfers; The ^0^ Name: Lin Matlson however, we try to replenish From: Mendota Heights our group wiih new members. Major: Elementary Education If you are interested in our or­ and English ganization, feel free to talk to What they like aboul Chi Phi any of us, or give us a call at 589-4090 for ihe men or at and the Sisters of Ihe Chakeit: 589-3727 for the women. % Upper Level City Center Mall People are always there when 20 off *Car wash Saturday, March Apple Pectin 589-1420 10th at Holiday!!! OPEN 8-8 Mon.Fri. Name: PamNalhe thru March From: St. Louis Park 8-5:30 Sat. Major Undecided February 28, 1990 University Register • Page 19

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Looking for a summer job? checkout Monday thru Friday 1 - 4 p.m. Grand view Lodge Walk - in or call collect. Crisis ir *r it ir it Golf i Tennis Clu£> Pregnancy Center - Willmar We have full and part-time po­ Phone: (612) 235-7619 sitions available beginning Pisces Cancer Scorpio June 1 (or sooner) to Septem­ February 19 - March 20 June 21 - July 22 September 23 - October 22 ber 25 (or later). Earn S3.95 SUMMER WORK It's time to plan for When you're not Take care of what you plus 30( per hour bonus. Jobs your spring quarter. feeling well, you won't be have and it will last until available include Bartending. Students earn S375/week. tomorrow. If you treat Dining Room, Housekeeping, Move into management after Time passes quickly and productive. If you're first summer. Need to be self- soon it will be harder to sick, take the time to get things or people badly Pro shop, Convention Ser­ they won't be around and vices, and Front Desk. motivated and like challenges. finalize plans. Act now well before you move on Experience preferred. For more For information and possible while you have the with you work. You're in good shape tomorrow. interview send name, major, If you like what you have, information, stop by our table chance. Do what's best wasting your lime trying in Edson lobby, March 6, 1990 year in school, and phone for you. to work while ill. show ill from 9:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. number to: Summer Work P.O. Box 9711, Minneapolis, MN 55458-9711. A r/e_g Sagittarius March P1 - April 19 Leo November PP - December Beauty is in the eye of July -23 - August 22 21 JOHNNY HOLM & HIS the beholder. What is Your future suddenly Stop your whining! ugly to one person can be seems crystal clear. You You've learned your iRRvEUNG FUN SHOW outstandingly beautiful to know where you're going lesson. Don't take another. You have your and when you'll be there. advantage of friends. Thursday, March 8 own idea of beauty and if You feel relieved and Stop and realize that good others can't agree that's happy to finally have friends are hard to come P.E. Annex 9:15 pm their problem. direction in your life. by and it's a give and take Relax and breathe easy at relationship. $3.00 - UMM students in advance Taurus last. $4.00 - UMM students at the door Ceprjcgrn $5.00 - General Admission for April so - May 2Q December 22 - January 19 Beware! You're in for Non-UMM students Virgo When you're down and a catastrophe. Your not feeling well don't expectations for the August P3 - September 22 pout. If things don't * Tickets can be purchased in future are too high. Maybe it's best that always go your way, Student Activities Either lower your hopes you can't remember some which they won't, accept or you'll be in for a things in the past. What it and move on. humbling experience. Be you don't remember today Everything doesn't go careful it you don't want can't affect you either. If right for anyone but we SUMMER JOES! EXPLORE to be let down. you knew, it could cause all learn to live with it. MN...Spend 4-13 weeks in the embarrassment, hate, or The International Studeni "Land of 10,000 Lakes." Earn unnecessary worries. Association is proud to bring to the campus community a salary plus room/board. Gemini Aquarius lecture-presentation of three Counselors, nurses (RN< GN< Mav 21 - ,ltint> PO January 20 - February 13 countries. Everyone is wel­ BSN), lifeguards and other po­ You're quite a Libra You've been taking come to attend and experience a sitions available at MN resi­ character! You love to be cross-cultural exposure. One dent camps for children and September 23 - October 22 good care of yourself and adults with disabilities. Con­ the spotlight, and to be You blew it again. You getting your exercise. lhat you will never forget. The event will take place Thursday, tact: MN Camps, RR#3 Box the center of attention. had the perfect chance to You may not notice the 162, Annantlale. MN 55302 You're always ready and March 1, at 7:30 in the Social approach that special results now but your Science Building, room 245. (612) 274-8376. waiting with a joke or someone but you didn't. body does and soon you Refreshments will follow pre- wisecrack to make others Don't be a wimp. Give it a will too. Keep it up and laugh. Bright lights are try. Besides, what's the soon you'll be more fit in your future. worst that could happen? than ever. Help Wanted

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