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Pancake Breakfast Clover Point7:30 - 9:30 a.m. BeerandBarbecue This week I would like to lash POLLUTION is theotasslum outat all the liberal-minded in domestic DETE:KGl?NTS. Po- Log Saw Clover Point 10:oo - 1 :30 professors at IliVIC. Let me ask tassium does not neutralize itself - Tickets - $1.75/person and cannot be removedin sewage RugbyGame Centennial Stadium - 4:30 you where you were on AMCHI- 2:OO Beer - 3/$1.00 TKA DAY? Yes, there were ten treatment.Furthermore, SOAP of you but wherewere the rest MANUFACTURERS havesaid of you? Or maybethere are that they had tried real hard to Steeplechase/ORacebstacle with GeneralAdmission - .50 only 10 liberal profson this developa substitute for potas- teams fromFaculty, Alumni, campus. . .What aboutthe pro- sium butso far been unableto do Uvic Students with AMS Cards - FREE !!! fessor whotold his students so. Theinteresting thin about thatit was agood idea to go this is that a UNIVERShY OF down to the BLACK BALL DOCK TORONTO studenthas during and voice your disapproval of thelast fourmonthsbeen working the Amchitka bombing and yet on just such a substitute andhas won’t allow his own students to succeeded in findinga formula MONTOYA, /’ havefree discussion inside his that is completely harmless and J’ he did it withoutthe financial class??? Would it be outside of my role as a student to suggest resources that the soap compan- MoN- that professors stop trying to ies have. . .I’ve heard so many World Renowned / / get students turnttd on about all people say that COMMUNISM the world problems URLESS is so evil (Mr. BENNETT??) and they are willing to stand side-by- that we should fight it day and side with the students and getall night. I can’treally see thatit thesedamned injusticies correc- will makeany difference if the ted. They could also be working ARMS liACEkeeps going the inside the faculty .association (or way it is. All that somebody has failing that, the Alma Mater So- to do is push the wrong button NEWCOMBE AUDITORIUM ciety)to bring about the long and St. Peter herewe come. Any- overdue socialchanges. Why oneremember the movies DR. TICKETS $3.00 PERSON’ don’t some of you come over to STRANGELOVEand YAIL- the SUB sometime and help put SAFE? When is mankind going f out the Martlet or give us ideas to learn to love one-another in- on stories and exposes. Time is stead of trying to findbetter running out on everyone- faculty ways of killinhim. . .Did you I HOMECOMING DANCE and studentsalike. . .I just learned knowthat dILE.3 1;OK MIL- that one of the major causes of LION has ATHLETES FEET??? I FRIDAY NOVEMBER 7 RevolutionaryEducational Concept s TO I O’C,LOCK “Uvic’s place in the sun,” a on at the Gordon Head Campus. Dr.Partridge philosophised SO With the resources not avail- eloquentlya week agoMonday able at present, nor unlikely to CRYSTAL GARDEN onthe eve of his inauguration, be so in thenext decade, to is ana univeristy with, “Em- 3.50 per couple. establishall these programs, he phasis ongood undergraduate AM BAS SADO RS BARCUSESTHE AMBASSADORS WILLING suggested thatcommittees (ed. training,quality of instruction note: heaven forbid)should be I and excitement of leaning.” struck to determine the rationale, B.C. SOUND & Speaking in the University possible accomplishments,cur- ExtensionDepartment Lecture RADIO SERVICE Make a hit with your riculum,enrollments, budgets, SALES 81SERVICE Series, the recently installed ad- and the type of person the pro- H ministration president stated that grams should attract. Car Rad@ - Transistor Radios6 6 date with flowers Uvic is at “crossroad”a in Partridgedisplayed con- Record Players decision making. Uvic should be Tape Recorders fidence, inhis conclusion, that from takingtime out thesedays to Uvic will notignore the under- Stereo Tape Players stop inits footsteps and assess graduate.Commenting on the its future. For Car, Boat or Home needfor professors to keep He madenote of the well- abreast of theirtopics and the 2208 OAKBAY AVENUE known fact that this campus is desire of goodundergraduate TELEPHONE 383-6441 J suffering from limited resources institutions forgood grad schools RETRACTION: the fees at thesedays, which he remarked, tostimulate young minds, he ColumbiaJr. College are not was a“natural order of events closedby saying thatsuch was three times Uvic’s. MAYCOCH OPTICAL for universities ”in today‘sworld. “essential, desireable, and where He referred to the ‘siren song’ we should be going.” Complete lineof repe recording plaguingtoday’s universities, in “The University of Victoria supplies - reel and casette which it is expected to mean all has the air of doing well and the 1327 Broad St. (at Johnson) HUDSON‘S TAPE people.“Some of theseneeds spirit of co-operation,” he said. RECORDING CENTRE can be better met by other 10% DISCOUNT 1543 Fort at Padom 382-0923 forUvic Students and Faculty canbe better met by other aencies,” Dr. Partridge stated. Quote: 0 Instant Optical Repairs’ #e cautioned againstcreating CUSTOM COLOR unnecessaryduplication in our Old Socialists never die; 0 One-doyPrescription Service 2821 Douglas St. universities. 0 Eye Exominationby appointment with an Eye Mentioning Senate’s accept- They just rant and grey. Specialist ANY CAR ANY COLOR ance of programs of law,social From $50.00 work, nursing, and the programs -George Manning 0 Free Eye Examinations under B.C. Medical Plan now underconsideration of 0 Credit Terms marinebiology, public admin- 0 Open All Doy Monday through Saturday istration and Pacific Kim studies, L)r. Partridgeinferred thatthe Correction:Ron Armstrong, CONTACT LENSES time was at hand to make some not Richard Quan, was definitedecisions on theprior- elected to theExecutive Council. 384=7651 ities these programs should take ” I

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.._..,...,.,,).,-l,l,l.. ,....,~... ., i. ,, 1 * ., I . .. ,%2 ,; . ‘ (‘I ,.#, <. .,” ’ THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 1969 MARTLET THE Page 3 MORATORIUM DAY NOV. 14 A Brief History of Vietnam until 1%0 Vietnam has maintained its on Vietn; -lese soil. penditure of more than $30 bil- SAFES OFFICIAL identity and has a written history lion a year.The U.S. pays the Eisenhower said (in1953 full cost of the Saigonarmy The SUB ManagementBoard Next, the gradstudents replete with hero-figures and urgingfinancial aid to France) met last Wednesday afternoon to wanted a monthly bridge nigh poets of high order, going back (with heavilypadded payroll) that America"cannot afford to discuss the proposed SUB ex- in the SUB,and wanted per- 4000 years. It fell victim to as well as of about 50,000 South lose the rubber, tin, and tung- Koreanand Thai mercenaries. pansion.Before this, though,mission to obtain a liquor li- French colonialist expansion in stenwe get from South East 1871.During WW 11, it was The American people pay taxes theydiscussed some 'relative' cense SO they could drink beer. Asia."(Asia hasmore than to support this vast war machine, overrun by the Japanese,and 90% of the world'stungsten matters. then,Now this is very disturbing while American(and Canadian) two million peasantsstarved to -thesupplies in the U.S.are to the Martlet staff because, like, corporationscollect barrels of Mattersconsidered 'relative' death.The Voice of America, running low) American"ad- can you imagine 30 grad. stu- money on government contracts beamed to South East Asia, pro- visors" moved in on the heels of were the safes in the SUB and a dents playing bridge and drinking in Vietnam, hiring 41,800 natives Graduate Student Society bridge misedover and over again that the retreating French and set up ..:-L* beer, I mean like it could net at $1.40 a day. Their American .llpL. D the USA. would respect Vietna- thepuppet Ngo Dinh Diem as out of hand.When a Martlet bosses start $1000.00 a month, mese independence once the ene- "President" of the "Republic of at After Amrit !hnak hadstaffer mentioned this to the my was gone. Vietnam."Diem attempted to tax free. (1966 figures). moved to install safemachines in board, he was that he crush all oppositionwith extreme Thereare now "peace talks" both men's andwomen's wash- receiveda very In 1945the Democratic Re- sympathetic re- cruelty. A portable guillotine in Paris,which get nowhere. rooms, there was a ception,However, requestthe public of Vietnam was established made the rounds of the villages; Oddly enough, the Vietnamese filled moment WHERE IT AP-.,vas granted unanimously. over the whole of Vietnam. Early hundreds of thousands were kill- will settle for nothing less than PEARED THE hwmm HAD in 1946 the French moved in to ed, imprisoned and/or tortured. complete independence. Big busi- NO SECONDERbefore Bob An interestingremark made re-establish their colonial rule by ness will settle for nothing less Coulter leaped erect in his chair, by Dick Chudley was that every force.Truman, and later Eisen- than a strangleholdon cheap hower, forgot the promise about labour and raw materials. as if prodded from behind. The request for a liquor license at the respectingindependence, and motion passed, even though the university (including the SUB) gavemassive aid to the French Americalied to theVietna- two faculty and Administration has to becleared bv the Pres- THE NATIONAL LIBERATION mesewhen they were fighting (80% of the cost) but they were representativesrecorded their ident'sOffice. FRONT the Japanese;sheaided the defeated in 1954 in spite of it. abstentions. Under the treaty ending French On Dec. 20, 1960, under the French; she scrapped the Geneva rule the country was divided at leadership of 8 Saigonlawyer, Agreements.How can the Viet- the 17th parallel only to give Nguyen Huu Tho, the people of namese takeher word for any- theFrench. rcwouDed to the. southVietnam organised the thing now? .I south, time to withdraw, which the NLF to save themselves and The late Ho Chi Minh saidthat Wanted theydid. Elections were to be liberatetheir countryfromforeign Vietnamese patriots will fight on held in 1956 to re-unitethe coun- domination. until not one foreign soldier re- try. Theywere never held. From some 16,000 "advisors" mains on Vietnamese soil. There Tenders For Anotherbasic provision of the in 1960,American involvement is no reason to doubt that his 1954agreement was that no hasreached the level of over countrymen alsomean exactly foreign troops were to beused half a million men,plus ex- that. &Vie Grad Eulogy To Ho An excerpt from RAMPARTS MAGAZINE, November, 1969, issue. Copyright, 1969, Uncle Ho, as every Vietna- communist,he wasbad. So it a commander, but hardly a con- mese called him,died early in would appear that Uncle Ho was ciliator; suchvision as hehad the morning of Sektember 3 in a split personality, agonizing con- went little beyond political muni- Hanoi at the age of 79. For one stantly betweengood ends (na- pulation. Hissuccessor Richard weekhe lay in state in a glass tionalism) andbad means (com- Nixon tries hard to be concilia- DEADLINE SATURDAY NOVEMBER 8. coffin; his rubber-tiresandals in munism). tor, but has .'art to showany anothersmall glass box at his Needless to say, this is not capacity to command and makes feet.He was buried .in Hanoi's the wayUncle Ho was seen in no effort to hide his lackof vision. Deliver 3 Sample Portraits and Price List to: Badinh Square, the place where Viet-Nam. When he wasn't called Ho Chi Minh, in the 60 years of Vietnameseindependence was "Uncle," he was "Chairman Ho" his life as a revolutionary fighter, proclaimed in August of 1945. -theterm being taken more had all three capacities.' From PURCHASING COMMITTEE Obituraries giving the details literally than in othersocialist his earliest days in Paris, he took of Ho's life haveappeared in countries.For over half a cen- the lead in organizing groups of c/o GRAD CLASS PRESIDENT American papers. Their tone has .tury, hepresided over the men Vietnameseexiles; again and SUB been respectful but dry. None who fought and planned for their againhe undertook dangerous I haveseen repeated Marshall country. His manner was that of political missions in Asiaand U.Vic. Nguyen Cao Ky's venemous com- an old rural schoolteacher lectur- Europe. In themidst of these ment tl-pt "North Viet-Nam is ing his pupils, while the cadres revolutionaryactivities, he al- now a snake without a head." stoodbehind him laughingand waysappeared at critical times Americans did not hate Ho Chi joking among themselves (so he to pull bitterly quarreling factions Minhthe way they once did appeared in a recent ottlcial together into a new organization- Tojo-a fact which made it diffi- Vietnamese film). On a more al unity. Ho's capacity to unify cult to mobilize sentiment against cosmic plane, Ho Chi Minh was moved the VietnameseRevolu- the yellow hordes of North Viet- the leader of a nation which has tion from the lndochinese Com- namese threatening to landon administered to America, the munistParty, to the Vietminh, California beaches. Nor did very greatest empire of all times, one to theDemocratic Republic of many Americans see him as the of the severest defeats in its his- Viet-Nam. His spirit willulti- Red Menace, thereby preventing tory. mately unify all of Viet-Nam. ourrulers in Washington from Nations and movements have WhileHo Chi Minh was not a turning the war into an old leaders for three purposes: to theorist, he communicated to his fashioned anti-communistcru- leadthem in the daily tasks of people in simple terms a vision sade.Broadcasts from Saigon struggle, to unify men in the which is embodied in three words had the South Vietnamese "Man- face of the conflicts which al- repeated again and again in every on-the-street" saying:"Ho Chi ways arise to divide them, and to 'declaration by the Vietnamese: Minh was a great man-too bad give them a vision of that for Independence, unity, and sover- he was not onour side."The which they fight. A great leader eignty.The meaning of these New York Times necrologist put is a commander, a conciliator, words (which have lost much of his finger on the dilemma when, and a man of vision.Ordinary their moral significance in Ameri- in his opening lines, he credited leadersmay have one of these ca) is both the content of Ho HoChi Minh with blending na aualities but lack the others. Chi Minh's life and the spirit of -I- ~ tionalism and communism. ASa Lyndon B. Johnson was certainly the Vietnamese Revolution. nationalist, Howas good; as a NLF Speakers StudentDemonstrations? Nixon's NotEven Le Phuong, who is accredited Affected By His OwnOfficial Proclamations to the Government of Sweden The menwho adopted . . . the Declaration of Inde- and is Head of the Bureau of pendence werea varied group . . . even more signifi- Informationof the Provisional Ke- cant . . . was the differences in their ages: three were volutionary Government under 30 . . . The Committee assignedto draft the of South Vietnam, andAPKG) uynh Declaration included one ofthe youngest - Thomas Van Ba, whorepresents South Jefferson . . . Each manwas judged not on how old Vietnam, in Havana andis Charge hewas but on how strongly he was committed to d'Affaires of the PKG will speak liberty . . . The spirit of the signers . . . is needed in our nation more than ever before . . . Young and old, in the Uvic Gym on Friday, Nov. weare all Americans, and if weare to remain free 7 at 12:30. we must talk to each other, listen to each other, young The two speakers will present and old alike . . . NOW, THEREFORE, I, Richard their Government's proposals for Nixon, Presidentof the United States ofAmerica, do endingthe war in Vietnamand hereby designatethe period fromSept. 28 to Oct. 4, for thepost-war reconstruction 1969, as National Adult-Young Communication Week. Across from the Civic Parkatie of that country. They- have been "Signed at the White House Sept. 25 the day before Nixon told thepress that "under nocircumstances" i38 Y a tc:s VICTOKIA, 13. C. phone 382-374: granted visas by the Canadian would hebe affectedby student peace demonstrations. Government for a tour of Canada to publicize these proposals. -1.F. Stone's Weekly Page 4 ’, THURSDAY,THE MARTLET NOVEMBER 6, 1969 % Martlet letters to. :the ebitor Workers...... Bob Hignbotham. Daniel O’Brian Debbie Bates. Laird Haggart, la n Martin, Katy Peter, Barbara Green Jerry Hill, Joan Smith, llltyd Per- kins. plus some ... Photography Robin Simpson. Ian Grant, Bob Grant, IanSimpson. Photography Robin ...... Jones. Dianne Bersea, Les La- APATHETICADULTS ADVICE TO GAMBLERSworked their guts outto rea- Ronde, Denys Beames. Graphies ...... RobinSir:Hilliard Sir: makelize it. “Let’s our sow and daughters really have a Member of the Canadian University Press ‘I”w ()ut(’oors Club was flaving at timesbeen an c~,anCc.~~ make Sure there again in less glory ad aclvt:rtiser in your xlartlet thcy have theopportunity numbers than last time. publication, I am in receipt to get to university. SFERE was there again with of your rep-lar issues. their massescost has of itpersistant And a lot of semi-enthusiastichigh school Recently 3 I’ve had tosub- work, money and sacrifice kidsand the Biology Club;due a strong urge to write a but we were positiveit was however,most of Victoria letter tothe editor regarding well worthit. was notthere again. somespecific Martlet contri- Apart from the cost,a few butions. ”” ”””~ - So, what, if anything, did problem-producingparents it prove‘! I couldsimply no longer canvassed night after night hold out!The letter over . for months, toestablish Uvic. Catch 22 In the Square It proved that the signature of Ron Craw- All the hassle in Victoria‘s Centennial Square is very interesting if Creek is indeed a creek, not ford was the catalyst. ~~~1-Onreading Some of the you think about it. And you better think about it. The idea seems to just a group of filthy, open ly, not his entire letter, issues of yourpublication, I be another one of these groovy twentieth century, Catch 22 para- air cesspools; for upon cut- his point was well takenand cannot help wondering if doxes. YOU have a square, but it‘s not for those who might enjoy it, the weeds, the water indicated realistic maturity. it’s all beenworth it. actually began to move again. Sure we’vemistakes. made c People with time to dig it. It‘s for people to throw a longing glance It provedwith thecapture Just One sentence. “Then Sure we have a multitude of at as they drive by speeding off to work or home to watch J.V. We of severalcrayfish and the at least the people who are problems,but most have decorate such public areas with sculpture; but to hang around the observance of one (1) fish, trying. their damndest to triedtheir best. Most have sculpture long enough to appreaciate it, that is,make it a part of you existence of life in the creek. correct the Our parents feltthat providingtheir off- physical environment to have it affect your consciousness, can result Of a in a vagrancy bust. Itreinforced my faith in made would have a springwith every opportuni- thestudent solidarity and better chance”’ The Of- ty,they would beeven Oldpeople can enjoy a public square providingthey are not theirdetermination toband fending words:‘ “To betterequipped and respon- weird looking, and no longer raunchy. They’ve done their share of together in aneffort to clear1 the Our parentsmade?” sible to solve problems we meaningless outright destructive toil and survived a couple of futile upthe lousy, stinking, de- Oh boy! 1 wonderwhat hadleft unsolved. We wars, not to mention that great tribute to stupid, grasping material- caying, contaminated envhun- would happen if our young thought too, that being bet- ism - the Depression. ment .left by earliergenera- people today had no one to ter educated they would ap- But a square is grass, a fountain,modern sculpture. Growth. tions.It strengthened myblame? The obvious scape- proach the solution to pro- enthusiasm,new thought. But don’t wiggle your baretoes in the belief in the basic apathy goats of courseare parents. blems in a positive,capable grass, or splash in the bubbles, or lie or loiter near the Strange shapes. and laziness of the“adults”- Theestablishment! way. atthe clean-uplast Sunday. I wonder if the university Getting slowly ...slowly ...stranger ...stranger than strange. Maybe we put our money One Of them 'pori seeing studenttoday ever finds it onthe wrong horse! me,exclaimed that he was oddthat he’s never heard No. There’s a new by-law now. No. No. “Cause if you do, we‘ll The old squareparent send out our bovs in blue: thev’ll find a way to get at you.” glad to see I could make it, his parentscomplain about looks at youth?s contribu- and theother between tell- the left by their par- ing us that our minds were ents. .. tions. We see the hippies Administration President, equate financial allocations. thoughscrewed,which per- meditate. and sit who Love- BrucePartridge, recently indi- Somecontend that a uni- haps true, is irrelevant, and Let’s spend a second and ins,sit-ins, think-ins, and cated thedirection this iniversity versity president‘s .job is to get expounding on the bellefits look at your Dad’s mess at you-name-it-ins,negations, shouldbe going in thefuture, your age. Hewas alucky activists in anarchy(Uvic funds for the University. If so, and merits of socialism, did especially with regard to ex- one, even the topbrain type, thankfully excepted), univer- Dr. Partridge‘s priorities are in- nothing. pansion. In a speech last week deed politic. A nursingschool who could dream of univer- sity destructive unrest (again when One Of the men sitymuch less attend it. Our hesaid., “At present thisun- would undoubtedly bring in thankfully UVic excepted). iversity consists of four hundred from Saanichcame around parents presented us with a funds from the medical pro- looking for his rakes and We read the statesman- faculty and these are backed up fession (a school of social welfare catastophe* you have like comment of yourEdi- clippers, he was asked what read about it. It was by approximately four hundred would not), a Law school would tor at the bottomof a letter administrators. Within this struc- receive aid from the legal pro- Saani& Plans todo withthe ‘Depression.’ You had to Martlet, “€fowever, the creek. ture the University will continue fession;these, linked with the to havegood a Feat Dope’s here to stay,thank to fulfill it’s responsibilities to businessinterests of the cor- “Well, know,make it deal of determinationand (=nd.”- - -_ the governmentand people of poratestructure ( who would real pretti, like a ph,with substantialsacrifice by par- ent andstudent to clear We read thefilth, the this province by providing sound beserved by a businessschool) trees and bushes and walks, muck,the disgusting, shod- undergraduate training for it’s comprise thethree most econ- you know.” high school. 1 soldnews- papers onstreet corners to dy and puerile contributions students.“ omically powerful groups in our “When?” society. get that far. of Laird and Daniel’s “How It is sad, but not surprising, “Well, things are kind of to survive in the Modern Onanother occasion he said And then, bygosh, our that this university is opting tightin the winter(Yeah, World.” theUniversity wasconsidering parents foisted a war on us. for the materialisticviewpoint like Saanich) you know, but expansion in the form of a Or was it our parents? I And someoneat UVic ofthe market placesociety it I guess maybe whenspring Business Administration School. spent six and a half‘ univer- has thetemerity to make a NursingSchool (instead of a shouldbe leading out of the rolls around, we’ll get busy.” thestatement “to correct morass.One of the waysthe sity years in it. Good thing school of Social Welfare?), anda There is a rumour, wild 1 other Darents did thesame the mess our parents made.” LawSchool. He made no men- universityshould be doingthis tion of the dire straits of the is byfostering and promoting Faculty of Fine Arts, a Faculty humanand awsthetic interests. that hasbeen forced to cut humanand aesthetic interests. this: you pour about 67000 I never heard a parentyct These areexamples of our back on expansion,and even It seems that theseinterests tons of weed killer into the blame his parents.youngsters? his blame phase out courses from its will bedumped in favour of creekand PRESTO! in a .n existing program.Fine Arts has been consistentlylosing out - standing faculty members mainly because of shoddyand inad-

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by Martlet Staff PHOTOGRAPHER HARRASSED A Martletphotographer was going to start using the choke on Ian was then forced to remove apprehended,manhandled and your type." his bootswhile detective Mac-' Arthur started to unbutton his, searched by two plainclothes (The choke is a policetech- policemen justoff Centenial nique to prevent a suspect swal- (Ian's) pants.Ian was searched againand this time thepolice Square at about eight P.M. Satur- lowing drugs whichcould be day night. used as evidence. It consists of went through his wallet. Ian Grant was walking across throttling the suspect while They found about thirty dol- Pandora Avenue beside a youth punchinghim repetedly in the lars, "You seem to have an awful he hardly knew when the youth stomach to make him up-chuck. lot of money"one detective broke into a run on seeing a said meaningfully. Naturally this is used as a plain " couple of men across the street. andsimple form of brutality ~11this time, was vainly One of the men gave chase to a@inst anybody. The explana- asking to see some identification. the youth and the other ran tion for its lack of effect in Dro- toward Ian in the intersection. He flashed a badge quickly-not longenough for Ian to see the number. He told Ian to get up against the wall of a nearby furni- tified as MurrayMacArthur of ture store as hewas searching the Victoria City Police) then "Make sure you get the whole him for drugs. returned andsaid, "Have you story then." one of the detectives Hebegan to search Ian, who searched this ape yet?" The first answered. Shortly after this, Ian asked the allegedpoliceman if detective said, "Yes.'' The second, was told, "Get out of here and hehad to bearrested to be thencursed Ian for sever- make it fast!" [an Grant is introduced to the fundamentalsof law & order. searched.The cop told him to al minutes finally demanding, (artists drawing) shut up.Ian asked the cop to "Why don't you get a job?" After failing to find any drugs show him the badge again as he Grant replied that he was a photo- on Ian'sperson, thedetective had not seen eitherthe police- grapherand he worked for the proceeded to call Ian a "filthy man'sname or number. , The Martlet. "Like hellyou do.': puke", and a "fucking long haired detective told him to, "Mind the cop said. degenerate", followed by a five Bob Higinbotham wasanother cer."There's a new by-law your own business." Ian wasexasperated by this minute string of similarinven- Martlet staffer who had a little against sitting on the bricks." The detective explaineda few time and responded, "I've got a tive. incident with Victoria'sfinest "Oh,"said Bob, "1 didn't things: "We've hadenough of job you pig!" This he immediate- Thisincluded the following upon leavingthedrug commission know that; where am I allowed your type in this town. You're ly realized was untactful as the invitation, "I'd like to take you inquiry last Saturday. to sit?' going to find it a lot harder to policemen slammed his faceinto up an alley for a walk and only Questioned onhis experience "On the benches." carry on from nowon. We're the wall and applieda half nelson. one of us would comeback." by the Martlet, Bob stated, that . Bob,always inquisitive and after he left the drug hearing he particularly guilty (he's still

in Centennial Square. He wanted the bench& are full?" toroll a cigarette. He didn't Theconstable, characteristi- want to break the law; in fact cally pragmatic, said, "Oh, we'll hehadn't even thoughtabout deal with that situation when it breaking the law. But, shades of arises." (Oak) Bay of Pigs by J. Hill ever increasing legislation, one of ourlocal peace officers was al- "Well," saidBob politely , ready on the prowl, everkeen, what's the idea of this law? Does everybody have to walk directly being taken care of by the Oak The drunk tank was simply a ever alert, protecting the public, andpreserving Law and Order. to a benchand sit down?" BayPolice." Nothing else was porcelain tiled cell about twelve Thusended the "incident." ed. note: J. Hill is a Martlet re- said, leaving impressions of rub- feet by four andone half feet. "How are you?" rumbled the viewer. Thefollowing is ber hose persuasions. Oneunbreakable light fixture officer in an "unfriendly, suspi- was the only ornament. a personal account of his ex- Questioning came next, (that's cioustone." The officer knew LaterBob said, "Although periences in the latter part of the way we work). I refused to I was put in the latter after hehad a criminal here,some- the incident was completely un- Hall0 ween night. answer any questions until I had informing the hailer that neither where.There's enough laws. important, I was surprised to find As I left a Halloween party spoken to a lawyer. My request he nor I would be sleeping that "Fine,"responded Bob, ever out at first hand that there really isn't that much you're not guilty (in full Indian dress) last Friday to phone anyonewas denied. The night. witty. of at anygiven time. Having and entered the car of a friend, I same two policemen thenput me On the floor of the tank lay a "Whenwere you last here?" was pulled out of the back seat in their car again. During the beeneven mildly hassledgives young man coveredin vomit-out Bob was just finishing rolling me a different perspectiveand of the car I was in by the two whole episode the junior officer cold-puke running across the hiscigarette. The officer was gives added credence to the oft policemen,and one of them only responded to commands length of the floor to the drain. expressedstatements ofother pried a partially full beercan from hissenior ("Close your keepingan eagle eye on the tobacco. more serious incidents'.' from my hand. Uponproduc- door!") andrepeated the first's I called the jailer backand ing the requested I.D. the head vulgarities. He'd already reached told him the guy wasdead. He "I've just now walked out of This interviewer feels sympa- 'policeman yelled, "Only 20 and his level of incompetence. came in, kicked the guy in the City Hall and the last time I was thetic in that he has been pulled drinking beer, eh?" Quite SO. ribs (not hardenough to break herewas an hour agowhen I over on his motorcycle and after I asked where we were going Besides beer, the can contained any) and the body groaned, satis- walked in." asking politely "Howcome?" now and again, and was told to some ash butts as I was using it fying the jailer. I'm not sure if "Do you know I could charge been told, "Nevermind, we'll shut up. Our destination turned as anash tray. I was then his evident erection was a cause you with loitering?" said the offi- think of somethina." out to be the Victoria City Police shoved into the police car, parked or effect of the kicking. behind ours. station. I yelledmost of the night; thejailer yelled most of the I asked if I was being arrested, I was 'signed in' in the guest night (he got off). and if so, on what charge. I was book (no charge). A POEM BY A FRIEND told to shut up because I was Again I was refused a breath- I asked for a mop to clean drunk. I then asked for a alyser test to prove my supposed up my cell-mate's puke and was breathalyser test and was told to drunkenness.Then, as is custo- told, "This is no time of the Breathe in power shut up again. mary, the contents of my pockets night to do anything." Presidents anda We then drove to the Oak and belt wereremoved. Forsee- Ironically the next cell con- Bay policestation and during ing the possibility of jail, I had tained a lawyer from Winnipeg. Queen's doormouse-rolled in honey hidden my cigarettes in the crotch the driveI repeatedly asked what We talked andconcluded there Gin soaked olives I wasbeing charged with and of my jeans. was no such thing as civil rights. In the big white hand. was told, "Don'tspeak unless Thesewere removed onmy At 6:30 a.m. I was toldto you're spoken to!" beingfrisked. I asked for the get out. I asked what the charge For only a fin. cigarettes and the (3ak Bay Police Arriving at the station, I was had been that kept me in jail all pushed into a back room without replied,"Your kind don't de- night and was simply told toget Flamelessly decant, servenone-You're dangerous!" explanation. out. I did. A manic montage; I was then taken to a wing of Although I had broken a law A friend who had been with You'll justlove the way me at the time I hadbeen the jail consisting of sevencells by possessing the beer, I'd not abducted then phoned the police and a drunk tank. been charged with minor in pos- ChiefJoe is operating session. Was I jailed illegally? station to inquire as to my The seven cells each have one In your town. whereabouts, if I wascharged, cot, one blanket, and one toilet The next time I'm abducted by and if there was bail. Hewas without a lid (no suicides here!), this Gestapo, I think I'll call the told by the policethat I "was andnowater in the toilets. Police. Pwe 6 MARTLET THE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 1969

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CIVIL RIGHTS (3 Ask whetherhim he is police CANNOT: arrestingyou. If hesays Outsidethe classroom, we he is, observe the advice Compel you to accompany have the Same rights as ‘normal’ above. Last Friday,admini-the He then asked her if it was a citizens (except that we are more them to the police station If the officer is not arrest- bloodtest and she said“yes”. likely to be abused by thepo- unless they haveplaced stratlon of Victoria High School ing you, you are not forced you under arrest; attemptedtocoerce approxi- She did not say what the test was lice). The followingrights are to go with him (he may not extracted from the book, Arrest, Obtain fingerprints or oth- matelytwenty students into for. He asked, ”What if I refuse becertain whether anar- er related forms of identi- put out by the B.C. Civil Liber- rest would be lawful). Usu- takingblood tests for the to take the blood test?” ties Association, a bookavailable fication unless you have ally it will bein order to been charged; purpose of determining amphet- The nurse replied, ’?you at the student book store. accompany the officer and Compel you to answer any amine(speed) usage those won’tstay in school for very Ifapolice officer says he is ask the reason or purpose question or sign any state- students, a Victoria High School long if you don’t.” arresting youand has no war- of his request. ment; student told the Martlet Sunday. Within twenty-four hours of Use any physicalforce or Hethen handed her photo- Ask him the reason for the yourarrest you must be taken intemidation to secure your Thestudent told the Martlet stat copy of his letter to the arrest:he isrequired to beforea magistrate; the police answers or statements; thathe receiveda call sheet“Straight” which he told her was tell you.Note carefully Hold out any inducement, are notentitled to holdyou Thursdayafternoon, asking him at homewaiting to bemailed if what he says. Also note his make any promiseor threat necessary. without accounting for your de- to appearat the Nurse’s office identification: e.g. his num- tentionbefore amagistrate at in order to obtain a state- Friday morning. He then told her therewas no ber (if he is inuniform), once. ment from you (note that He suspectedthe reason for, one in theschool who would oridentification from his You donot have to answer youmay “make astate- badge (which youshould any police questions. ment”simp1y by answering the call sheet as news had been take a bloodtest and iftheywere insist on seeing) if he is It is not in the power of the questions.) If you do make spreadingthroughout VicHigh takea blood test and if they plain clothes. astatement under the in- police officer to make a promise regarding blood tests at Colquitz were kicked outfor not sub If the policeofficer will in the name of the court. Involv- fluence of a promise or a Jr. High. mitting to thetest, there were give no reason,communi- ing another person cannot help threatas to have it ruled - catethe situation to any you. inadmissible; This student decided that he 300 kids ready to strike. lawyer, AT THEEARL- Insist upon youranswering Do not make a statement or wasunwilling totake a blood The nurse let the other kids IEST MOMENT, whether questionsafter you have sign anydocument as a condi- test and wrote a letterto Georgia goand went and talked to the ou have any money or not.tion for permission to communi- been arrested; Straightasking for aid inthe f; he is properly identified cate with lawyeror relatives. Search your houseor other principal, Mr. DuncanLorimer. as a policeman it is usually premiseswithout a magis- eventthat he might be unduly Shereturned and released the The police MUST: advisable to go withhim, trate’s warrant (or Writ of hassledby the schoolfor re- student sayingshe wouldcall especially if .hk has stated (1) Tell youat the earliest Assistancein the case of fusing to take a test. him in later. aclear reason for the ar- possible moment what of- the R.C.M.P.), which you rest. If thearrest is not fence you are charged with; have a rightto see BEFORE He went to schoolearly the When he was called back, the proper it is usually subject (2) Showyou the warrant, at admittingthe officer to next morning, taking a copy of principal was present, along with to remedy later. thetime of arrest, or as your premises. the letter with him. He was first thestudent’s school file. Mr. soon practicableafter . youwant alawyer, but If the police officer does have a as If Lorimertold him that if he the arrest if not in posses- cannot afford to pay for his ser- down to the nurse’s office. warrant to arrest you: sion of it at the moment; vices youmay beeligible for instigateda strike, he’d beex- (1) Ask to see the warrant. After he arrived,approx- (3) Allow you to communicate, This isa form of pelled. This beproduced LEGAL AID. imately 20 otherstudents MUST by telephone or other ex- voluntary legal servicewhich is onarrest if thewarrant The student said that he was peditious means, with your providedunder certain conditions showedup; all of them were concerns civil debt (includ- released and calledback after lawyer or familyimmedi- only. Ordinarily,legal aid is open suspicious about the purpose of ing non-payment of main- school, whereupon Lorimer told ately after you havebeen to persons who have had no pre- tenance.)If thewarrant their visit to the Nurse’s Office. himthere would be no blood placed under custody; viouscriminal convictions, or alleges an offence it is not tests. (4) Allow youto talk with who have had no such conviction Thestudent discussed the necessary that theofficer yourlawyer OUTOF for at least five years since being matterwith the others, people MartletEditor, Jeff Green, have it in his possession, phoned Mr. Lorimer on Monday THEIR HEARING; last released from a prison. hedescribed as,“Freaks, or butit must be shown to (5) Takeyou before a rnagis- andinquired about the blood you or read to you as .won people who look like freaks, the tratewithin twenty-four Screeningfor legalaid is tests. after your arrest possible as hours of your arrest; performedby the Salvation Ar- peoplewho are always being Lorimer said they were “top YOUHAVE THERIGHT (6) Identify himself properly, my in Vancouver,Victoria, and discriminated against.” secret” (opinion was divided on TO READ IT YOURSELF. New Westminister. In other parts whether this was sarcasm or not- (2) Makesure thewarrant upon demand, whenever he proceeds to place you un- of- the province you are advised “I told them to take the word ed.). really means you; if there der arrest, interrogate you to makeyour request for legal He also stated, “There’s a lot is no mistakeabout your from me and I went in first,” he or carry outa search; aiddlrectly to elther the Yecre- of thingsinvolved here and I’d identificationin the war- said. (7) Produceaproper warrant tary or theAssistant Secretary, rather not say anything now rant see if it allows you to . . . BEFORE beingpermitted Law Society, Court House, Van- “When I wentin, the nurse whenyou’re underthe high be released on bail. couver, B.C. (MU4931 toenter and searchpre- 1). asked me to roll upmy sleeve. school age there are certain legal mises. I asked why and she said,“Never aspects . . . It’s aninteresting mind, roll up your sleeve.” project we have.”

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THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 1969 MARTLET THE Page 7 HOW TO SURVIVE Last weekwe saw howJosh and the boys dealt with the bill collector. Soon,however, they In The Modern World weredeluged with visitors of anotherstripe. Lemming-like orthe bed. We're going to be hordes of hung-up, brung down, spending all our mornings at the The Screaming Seraph (more turned-on,done-in, ratted-out clinicif we don't up our commonlyknown as Trench hippie-types pilgrimaged to their standards." Warfare) door. Daily theporch was fa- Theapproach theboys took TheDaddy's Rage tooned with hairy things seeking was typically direct. They mimeo- The Windjammer to bWdope. Sell dope, Steal dope graphed the following proclama- TheBorneo Rag Or just Sit around 'til somebody tion which they poked into the The Nun's Cookie Pad the hashPipe their way- shirt-pockets or nostrils of all TheRose Bowl Switchback not to mention rWJ=ts to Crash uninvited callers (except the ges- (in England, known as the indefinitely on the sofa. This taw) beforeshoving them out OscillatingCrozier) migrational wavewas followed, into the street. TheTexas Shoot-out naturally, by what Coke Bugs Notice to Parents, Clergy, and last, but not least . . . referred to as the "jackbooted The Sweating Mama. ativists of the retinal glaze" i.e. Youth of our Nation and Other Bums: Nor will you find a "little Sally the localgestapo who thundered A. We do not buy, sell, drop, Meatloaf" ora pile of skin and into their collapsiblecomic book horn, crank or take in rectal bones out back, so kiss off! jungle with clockwork regularity. suppositories any of the fol-- We've got problems of our Lastly, yet of course, most dis- lowing drugs: own.Remember, Bob Dylan agreeably. came JoeCitizen. -. said it yearsago: "Mothers Rain-soaked and bewildered he aclagrass andfathers throughout the , C,4 THY NOLAN?. I'm not too good onnumes Blonde?. , came, alternatelythreatening and schmeck land, your sonsand your...... whimpering,bolstered only by daughtersare beyondyour About fourteen?. . . Stmwberry birthmark on her rear-end?. . . his bitter barracuda of a wife and :ed command." his ownmagnificent masochism, alrDMT searchingendlessly for his run- MDA The police they handled dif- awa y daughter.away "MoneHrubbing Opium f'erently.obviousnarc, anWhen Israelis Recruiting Maharishi!"mumbled"weJosh, glue poorly disguised as a hippy at- gotta do something. That last tempted to buy "two dime bags dingdong hinted that I was har- nail polish of PanamaRed" they called in Victoria him a "pervert, communist, dope- Ian Martin boring histwelve-yearOld in Ma BummersEupho-Cherry fiend degenerate"and slapped my bedroom." 'ON Victoria. Cough Syrup. him right into the pavement. "That's nothing!" the B. Nor will your little sonand/or When the uniformed heavies at- Mr. Judah Ben Hur of the Deacon* "When the gestap: daughterbefound in ourfoam- tempted a mid,muchof the poop Joint Israel Defenders arrived in our city today tocontinue busted in lastnight. I couldnt padded, mirror-stydded, elec- was taken out of their blitzkrieg detectivesfrom the tronially equipped fornica-by a noteon the front door: his recruitin drive to raise forces mans* Those new recruits are torium indulging in any of Dearpolicemen. Door is to combat fordanian agression. something else." the f o I I owing se xu a I acts: open.Come right in. Cof- Mr. Ben Hur has come from "It's ugly, all right,"agreed The Sixty-Niner fee on stove. Please do California where he has had a Bugs. "Did YOU check that last TheMissionary Thrust not scatterpapers when rather dismal lack of success in little honeywho wanted to 'stayThe Common Cop searchingand could . you signing up the Black Panthers on and tidy up' for us? I had to The Nip andTuck feed the canary. Bird seed and the Hell's Angels, the former bSOl the chairshe used, never The Slippery Willy on fridge. Close door care- because of their Islamicaffili- mind letting her near the biffy TheWounded Lizard fully wayon out. ations and thelatter because of their insistence on maintaining a swastika as a major part of their emblem. Drugs Nowhere Said Judah, "Me it doesn't "Experimentation with drugs missisnon Drugs. Dr. Cyclo- worry, but some of them puters.His Book, DON'T BE Srnedley Punk "Hubcap King" isa short-cut to nowhere." Those thyme, a Parthianborn immi- .CRANKY, an indictment of non- shmucks back home iust won't are the. words of Dr.Xanthic grant, is a graduate of Sir George medical heroin usage; established Cyclothyme,one of Canada's Williams University wherehe him as an authority on the pro- foremosteducators as head- financededucationhis by blems of Canadian youth. ressed the current. Victoria Com- working nightsrepairing corn- "1. now spend 100% of my time travelling and lecturing on the evils of dope."said Dr. Cyclothyme. I evenbought a motorbike so I could get around the city faster." "The young people aren't al- ways as receptive as they might be. The young people I lectured to at OakBay Junior High seemed skepticalwhen I told them that LSD woulddestroy their jeansand that they wouldn't get any toys from Santa if theykeep getting Wreckedon dope every night. There definitely is a generation gap.These kidsdon't evenbe- lieve that fog is caused by the Sponge Man anymore." Dr. Cyclothyme was also dis- appointed in the failure of visual LETTERS aids to drivehis point home. Qr During a showing of hismovie DON'T HAVE A FIT, the film broke andhe clicked on the lights. "Two-thirds of the little freakswere either tying off or alreadyflagging. Even in the Home Ec rooms, they only cook by thespoonful these days," D. Cyclothyme leaving S.U.B. after lecturing on the dangers Dr. Cyclothyme commented. ofdrug abuse. ''Drugs an only giue you a free-ride on the "No wonderthey call it High midnight carousel." he told his audience. School." Page 8 MARTLET THE THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 6. 1969

BARBER-STYLISTS TO MEN the night at @/,(I I @/,(I i3 644 Yates St. Phone 385-0713 HE NATIONALGUARD HAD SIMPLY closed off a large area ” .. of downtown Berkeley,arresting shoppersand pro- testersalike. I hada validpress pass, given to me Tthat day by the Berkeley police, butwith my long hair and all, Sergeant #I would not let me leave the ring. Angry, I sat down with those caught, chatting for hours, surroundedby bayonets. Acop pulled me outand said I wasarrested. I showed him my press card. Terribly impressed, he used it to get my name and address and sent me on to fingerprinting and the sheriffs bus. Like the others, I expected to be bailed out after afew hours booking at Santa Rita (the countyprison farm), and then be home for a late dinner. Like the others, I was to be in a state of literal terror for the next 16 hours. The one-inchslit in thewindow of theAlameda County sheriff‘s bus didn’t letus see muchof Santa Rita Rehabilitation Center, only a lot of wire and low white barracks-somebody jokingly referred to it as a cross between a concentrationcamp and a chicken farm. The bus stopped at the gates and two guards with shotguns jumped on.“All right, you creeps, move your asses out of here. The last guy out gets his head cracked ?- open.” People wholive in college townsspend theirlives seeing old gangster movies, and it was difficult at first to realize that that corn andviolence had suddenly become the real world.We stumbledout of thebus andthrough a gauntlet of club- swinging deputy sheriffs. The guy in front faltered and they hit him on the head-it does sound like a “crack.” He said something like “take it easy,” and they moved in on him. The rest of us made it through the gate and were greeted by the sight of 200 arrestees lying prone on a concrete yard-heads turned sideways, hands straight back at their sides,legs pulled close together. Two hundred bodies perfectly tense and quiet, but the guardswalking between the rows of bodies gave proof of life as they whacked and poked the men with their clubs. These guards were the same deputies who had done all the shooting in Berkeley the week before-the “blue meanies” (in I The Campusbank closes in America it’s always comic book death: macabre, unreal and later funny). It was getting dark and cold; the countrysidewas 5 minutes and this idiot’s got to moorish and vacant; we could hear no cars moving on High- way 50 below; and theplace was flooded with guards-enough prove himself! to turn any organized resistance into a bloodbath. The concrete was gravelly and it dug into your cheek. The True Chequing Accounts. wind blew some of the smaller bits into your eyes, which had True Savings Accounts. Complete banking to be open to catch sight of the guard about to whack your services for students and faculty. limbs for having moved or shivered in the bitter cold. After 30 minutesyou could turn your head to rest on the other Visit your Campusbank M Bankof Montreal cheek.We lay there from 6 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. The fellow Canada’s First Bank who was beaten as we came off the bus was forced to take a University of Victoria, Campus Branch R. H. HACKNEY different position-resting on his knees, arms hanging at his Manager sides while three guards systematically beat him for several minutes-one guard for the stomach, one for the back, and one who specialized on the head. (When he got out later a doctor reported that he pissed blood and that his body was DBIMPSONS-SEARS a mass of bruises.) The rest of us just laythere-no one said anything, no one protested. Perhaps some triedto, but the minute their hands moved they became the center of other guards’ attennon.“If you don’t like it,do something andwe’ll bust you on a felony for assaultingan officer-you’ll never get out.” That’s the threat that finally keeps you in line. While my body had suddenlybecome very important be- cause it was vulnerable to pain, my mind floated elsewhere, giddy and irrelevant. All this time I thought of James Reston and Max Lerner and the other good, rationalmen. I began to compose anopen letter to Reston.“Dear Scotty,” it went, “This letterconcerns yourcolumn holding theNew Left responsible for the increase of violence in American society. YOU condemned the New-Leftfor its distrustof the legal system. Remember? It’s the column that had the cute line about the New Left kids being neo-Nazi crybabies who won’t pay their dues. Well, before I get into those argurhents,Scotty, why don’t you try paying some dues? ‘Lie down on this concrete floor, motherfucker, hands back, legs together,’ as the guards here say. ‘Come on, creep faggot, get yourass down there, cheek to thestone, keep your hands out-what are you doing, masturbating? Move your head and I crack it open . . . at Santa Rita we shoot to kill.’ Sorry, Scotty, have to run now. There’s this guard talking to me.”

HE GUARD IS, LIKE MOST ALL the other guards,a stocky, nastyredneck (except that he’s enamel white-not enough sun in Northern California). Like most of the Tyounger ones, he was letout of the Marinessix months early to enterthis profession. He seems to have only two com- ments to make about life. One is, “We shoot to kill in Santa Rita,” and the other is, “Creep, I split heads.” He has been commenting on life for two hours, and now his club is two inches from my nose. Do 1 want to go wee-wee? It’s a good thing. a favor, a release. My head won’t be cracked, nor will I be shot-on the contrary, five of us are getting to go to the bathroom. One cannot simply walk in and piss in the latrine, for there seems to be an elaborate and well-established ritual which the fat,middle-aged latrine guard is bent on following. It requires that onefirst sit in line, three feet from the latrine, and observe a good two minutes of silent reflection. Then the fat guard has us all jump to andline up on three sides of the small I i

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 1969 MARTLET THE Page 9 GRAPE BOYCOTT

The effort to take California box to piss on signal and, unavoidably, on each other. grapes off the shelves of Victoria MAN At 8:34 p.m. we are given a minute’s exercise running in stores began in earnest last Satur- place. Soon we are allowed to sit, hands clasped, notalking- day.Target of the firstprotest was the Safewaystore at Foul nirvana. At 10 p.m. they run us, shivering, into a barracks- Bay andCadboro Bay Road. eight to a double bunk-and it is rumored that a doctor has AND blocked the guards’ fervent and often expressed wish that we Aboutfifteen persons stood in front of the store for almost freeze to death out in the compound. four hours, handing out leaflets, During allthis, they are callingout names for booking. and explaining why personsshould HIS Booking is blessed, because until one is booked he cannot be neither buy California grapes nor bailed. I am not booked untilearly the next morning. We shop at Safeway. arekept in thebarracks from 10 p.m. to 4:30a.m. Three Althoughonly acouple of MIND lawyers arrive and there are wild cheers from inmates. The shoppers refused to shop atSafe- guardssnarl buthold their clubs. Kidsare afraid to talk way, severalsaid theywould too freely to the lawyers with the guards watching. shopthere this week, but not One lawyertalks too much toan inmate and is himself again until Safewaytakes the made an inmate (charged with interfering . . . etc.). The other grapes off the shelves. Many If you know yourself, you can know anything. lawyers leaveand the guards snapback to viciousness, making persons stated that they already Transcendental Meditation is an easy technique for up for the20 minutes they’ve lost. The guardsdon’t want tosee didn‘t buy grapes. self-exploration. Anyone who can think can medi- any closed eyes-no sleeping. If eyes close, you get a rap on L Safeway is the specific target tate. It results in a physical change which brings your bunk or self. “Yes, sir,” you say.If not, then outside tobe of the .grape boycott because clear-thinking, increasedenergy and inner joy. beaten and lie face downin the cold.The ACLUgreen card had theyare leading thefight t said, “You have the right to call counsel.” Later another kid theyare leading the fight to DavidRistich, Graduate Student, U.B.C. co- asks whether we will get to call a lawyer. “You say something, breakthe strike (Safeway is a ordinator for the Student Meditation groups in the creep? Come here,creep.” He too is hauled out and hit. Fuck California-based store, and mem- Vancouver area will go to India in January for the ACLU green card. Survive. You forget your rights and bers of its Board of Directors further study about Transcendental Meditation. own large vineyards). concentrate on the main problem, keeping your eyes open- He will answer questions on this fascinating and 10 p.m. to 4:30 a.m.-and pray for booking. Most are already Forfurther information on illuminating process which results in permanent ex- called and we get desperate as our numbers decline. Finally what is to happen in the future, pansion of the conscious mind. It is a safe, direct our turn comes-five namescalled-up against the fence- seeGus Agostinis, or leave a note in his mailbox in front of experience with immediate verifiable results. nasty redheaded pig makes us trot, whacking the last guy. the SUB General Office. Friday, Nov. 7th. MAC 144 Admission: FREE The booking hutis all efficiency-lots of deputy sheriffs,five typewriters going, fingerprinting and searching. You start by sitting on the floor, once again hands clasped in front, eyes TWO GENTS riveted ahead “or we’ll ripthem out and pastethem up Taketime out of there.” Scrape along on ass, still sitting, from stop to stop week by going to see the ne -first stop is for searching again. “Stand up, hands against Phoenix production, ‘Two Gent, TEL. 477-3921 wall, feet back. No, creep.Like this.” One’s head is then Nov. 6 - 15. b:h Thomas h; thumpedhard against the wall, legs kicked back, pig hand adapted Shakespeare’s play. ‘Tw searchingentire body. The mind is by now too tiredfor Gentlemen of Verona’, to offc outrage. Back down on the floor, we scrape along on our spoofand hilarity to otherwic bottoms to the next station,then up again, heels together tragic predicaments. Bill Ilurdoc atattention, answeringquestions for the deputy who is andRod Symington play tl- gents in mentionand the i LIDO TRU-FIT DIAMONDS typing:“Marital state?” “Married, sir,” “Legally?”“Yes, evitabledamsels .areplayed h Bulova,Accutron & Rolex Watches sir.” “Bullshit,don’t lie to me or you’redead. Children‘?” JennySpicer and Olwyn Coo JEWELLERY - RtNGS - CLOCKS “One,sir.” _“Legitimate?” “Yes, sir.” “Yeah. Ever work?” ‘The situation is aneternal tl EXPERT WATCH AND JEWELLERY REPAIR “Yes, sir.” “You got a job, hippie?” “Yes, sir. Editor, sir.” angle,proverbially tragic, no “Where?”“Ramparts magazine,sir.” suddenly, F[!NNY, SHELBOURNE PLAZA Member of V. 1. S. A. VICTORIA. B.C. All activity in the booking hut stops suddenly as the assem- lhis is the first major produ bled deputies are duly informed that the editor of Ramparts tion of theseason, directed b magazine is indeed in their company. They all seem reasonably John Krich, with music by Uvic LAY IT ON YOUR PROF impressed and one jabs me quite hard in the back with his ChristineChester. Scenery, b club. A deputy hustles me over to the sanctuary of his ink Robert Cothran, is 19th Centur Nominate Him (Or Her) To Be backgroundand a modern COI pad. It is important that my fingerprints “get to Washington HONORARY GRAD! quickly,”he tells another pig. Then it’s back onthe floor, structivist set. eyes straightahead, to be given abologna sandwich and This is not just a comedy or Submit Names To Grad Class Mail Box a smallcontainer of milk-thefirst food or drink we’ve Shakespearean play,it’s a farcic; by NOV.12th. * look at tragedy,cowboys an (Names Must Be Accompanied had in 15 hours. Because I am the editor of Ramparts I get Shakespeare. There’s no messag by Names of Two Grads). to “cleanevery fuckin’ piece of paper off the floor of the so take it on your own. hut” before eating my bologna sandwich. FUN WORKING IN EUROPE ITH BOOKING FINISHED, WE’RE OFF to compound C and sleep, only to be awakened 45 minutes later. It’s breakfast time: line up at bunks, eyes ahead, “move your asses, creeps, run to the mess hall or wheads get split.” It’s Wheat Chex and watery milk and keep elbows off the table for any elbows on the table get cracked. “Hey, you fuckin’hippie queer, don’t you understand FREE English, get up against the wall.” Whack-the poor bastard One 8” Cheese Pizza didn’t get to eathis Wheat Chex. with each We then stand up and one of the medical volunteers from 12“ Order. Summer and Year Round JOBS ABROAD: Getpaid, meet peo- the Free Church, dressed in a white smock with a huge red ple, learn a language, travel, enjoy! Nine job categories in more cross on his chest, is thought by one of the guards to have Thursday, November 6. than fifteen countries. Foreign language not essential. Send $1.00 smiled, ever so slightly. “Did you smile?” “No, sir.” “Aren’t for membershipand 34-page illustrated JOBS ABROAD maga- you happy here?’ The kid has by now had it-17 hours is too 4n-8022 zine, complete with detailsand applications to International Student Informalion Service, Box 152, Postal Station S, Toronto much. He refuses to answer and is thrown against the wall 4066 Shelbourne and beaten. The rest of us are by now on our knees, eyes ahead, crawling to thedoor. “Crawl motherfucker, crawl creep. Keepthat ugly fuckin’head of yours absolutely straight or it’s split open.” After breakfast we get to crawl throughthe mess hall door and thendouble-time back to OPENS TONIGHT 8:30 p.m. compound C. It’s alreqdy daylightand AM radio is piped through the inter- PHOENIX THEATRE com, with the morning DJ bullshit and news particularly ob- scene in our situation: “. . . an orderly, peaceful arrest of 480 Lots of good clean fun (well, fairly clean). went off without a hitch with those arrested now in Santa Rita. The bail has been set at $800 and the police are to be congrat- TICKETS $2 STUDENTS $1 Mon - Thurs ulated on their efficiency and the lack of unpleasant incidents For.reservations phone 477-4821 in the arrest. Chancellor Heyns was pleased that violence had been ‘avoided. . . .” The medical kid is back in our compound. TWO GENTS runs nightly at the Phoenix Soon the guards find another excuse to haul him outside and resume the beating. November 6 to 15 There is one very scaredkid in ourcompound who ac- tually was shopping in one of the downtownstores when the roundup began and didn’t even know about the demon- COll’tl. pap’ 1.1. 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SPECIAL EVENTS you pleaseleave a message for Nov. 6, will see the continu- one is welcome. Very soon, their Club at this time. me in the Martlet Office. ing of the League with the fol- CoffeeHouse will beopening. You may sign up now for the HOMECOMING WEEK VIETNAMESE DELEGATES lowingschedule: The Aces vs. MEDITATION SOCIETY Xmastrip to BogusBasin in The Homecoming Dance will Twodiplomats representing The Thumpers at9: 10,The Smo- The regular meetingof the Idahoat the end of December beheld Friday evening atthe the Provisional Revolutionary kies vs. 5th Year Ed. at 9:50 and StudentsInternational Medita- andbeginning of January. If The Anthracks vs. The Hulks at you’re Interestedin going con- CrystalGardens. The times are Governmentof South Vietnam tion Society is Tuesday evening ” 9 till 1. Playing will beThe will speak, on Friday, Nov. 7 at 10:30 pm. at 7:30mheld at1270 Pandora St. tact Lynne Brassingtonthrough the SUB. Ambassadorsand Barcuseswilling. 12:30, inthe Gym. Le Phuong VOLLEYBALL This Friday November 7 , at It is $3.50 a couple with tickets isaccredited to the Gov’t of On Nov. 10, from 7: 30 - 9: 30, 12:30, David kistichdrad VCF available (if they are not all sold Sweden,and Huynh Van Ba re- theLadies’ Volleyball League Student from U.B.C.) w11 give a OnSaturday, November 8: out) at the SUB General Office. presentsSouth Vietnam in Ha- continues.If you are not on a talk on Meditation.This takes SUPPORT TO PUB (Publicity, ThePancake Breakfast and vana. team yet, show up at the Gym place in MAC 144. that is) and I m sure you will be placed LogSaw will beheld onSatur- They also speak Friday night OUTDOORS CLUB or, Happiness is a VCF Poster at Oak Bay Junior High, at somewhere. At least, I hope so. Party. day, November 8 at Clover Point. The U.Vic OutdoorsClub 8:OO pm. The times are from 7:NAM till is going to Strathcona Park,this OnFriday, November 14 a 9:30 AM. Dr. Wood, Grant Mc- WINSTON CHURCHILL’S EXTRAMURAL series of NFBFilms will be ATHLETICS weekend (Nov. 8, 9, 10, 11) for Oryand and other faculty mem- GRANDSON fun, frollick and hiking and it is shown in M.4C I44 at 12:3O. bers will be there to serve bacon, Thefilms will be:‘Nriphbours’, WinstonChurchill will be HOCKEY hoped they will be able to keep sausages andflapjacks. 4 truck speaking at the McPherson Play- track of them all. ‘2168’, ‘Free Fall’, ‘Opus 3’, and The hockey Vikings will play ‘What on Earth’. loadof wood will cost you $1.00. house on Saturday evening start- Last Sunday,(Nov. 2) the club, a the Queen’s OwnRifles Friday ENTERTAINMENT ~ In the evening there will be a ing at 8:30 PM. The tickets are along with the help of students Beef and BeerBarbecue atthe $2.50 and $3.00 for adults with evening at the Esquimalt Arena. from Oak BayHigh School and SUB. This will start at approxi- students getting in for half price The game starts at 8:OO PM and variousindividuals continued TWO GENTS mately 6:OO PM and is put on by providingthey show their stu- all U. Vic students are admitted workon Colquitz Creek in an Sightsand sounds from the theAlumni Association. It is dentscards. Churchill will be free of charge by showing their attempt to restore it. Several wilder days of the AmericanWest hopedthat alarge numberof speaking on ‘Today’s Crisis’ with AMS Cards. hundred more feet of the creek are being restored in the Univer- studentsand faculty will turn special reference to Biafra, Egypt OREGON werecleared with manv of the sityof Victoria theatre depart- out for what should be an enjoy- and Israel. ment, in preparation for the first able evening. POPULATION GROWTH productionof the 1969-70 sea- TREASURE VAN ‘69 PROBLEMS son. TreasureVan concludes it’s Professor Frank W. Notestein, ThePheonix Theatre opener stay at U. Vic this Friday even- President Emeritus of the Popu- is TwoGents, an adaption of ing. Thetimes are from 12 - 5 lation Council ofNew York City, Shakespear’s comedy Two Gent- and 7 - 10 PM, andit takes will give a talk on “Will the lemen of Verona. It will be per- place in the SUB Upper Loun e. Problems of Population Growth formed November 6 through 15 Treasure Van, generally, is tfl e be Solved?” This will take place at 8:30 PM. Directedby John sale of very exotic goods fromall on Monday, November 10 in the Krich (ofVictoria Fair fame) over the world which are sold at SUBUpper Lounge starting at the tickets for this show will be very reasonable prices. 8:15 PM. He will discussworld $2.00 with special$1.00 students rates Monday through Thurs- WALK VOLUNTEERS population trends. for DR. G. H. HAGGIS day. Thenumber to call for MILES FOR MILLIONS is reservations is 477-4821. only a matter of aweek away. Dr.G. H. Haggis, fromthe FILM SOCIETY The committee in charge of this Cell BiologyResearch Institute walk has set up office in Clubs of the Canadian Department of The Uvic Film Society, Nov- - Room C of the SUB. Anyone Agriculture, will speak on “SCAN- ember 9, will resentthe 1967 interestedin helping with the NING ELECTRON MICRO- Frenchfilm, ‘‘!he Two of Us’. organizationof the walk is en- SCOPY”. This will takeplace This will beshown at theOak couraged to enquire at Room C. this afternoon(Thursday) 4:at 30 Bay Theatrestarting at 8:OO If you are interested in marching PM in ElliottBuilding Room 062. PM . you may pick up your registrationCoffee will beserved in Room NOON CONCERT forms in the Lobby of the SUB. 205 at 3:30 PM. On November 12, at 8:OO PM, iL- XMAS CARDS PSYCHOLOGY COLLOQUIM the Uvic Evening Concert Ssries presentsthe Victoria Trio. This Once again, the University has Professor Philip Vernon, from ANGLICAN CLUB OnNovember 21, 22 and the Universityof Calgary, will 23rd, the Player’s Club is spon- takes place in MAC 144. produced a specialChristmas card TheCanterbury (Anglican) speak on Genetics (thediscussion, soring a trip to Seattle. Already CABARET for use- by faculty, staff and stu- Clubmeets every Thursday in apparently, will be fairly techni- lined upare 3 performances dents. It’s cheaper ($l.,50 a doz- the Library, Room at No Cabaretthis week. The cal) thisFriday, November 7. 203 12:30. Your Own Thing’,‘The Three en) than comparable cards from Anyoneinterested may attend. next one is planned for Nov. 14, Taking place in COK 158, it will Lsters’ and ‘Joe Egg’). The but that may be changed. other sourcesand uses a motif BIOLOGY CLUB in 3 colours. The card is now on start at3: 30 PM. approximate cost has been set at CARLOS MONTOYA sale at theSUB. DAVE BARRETT The Biology Club meets each $25. Tuesday, 12:30 in Elliot 061. CarlosMontoya, a worldfa- REP. ASS. Barrettis the NDP Party in- Equity,Actor, CLAYTON mous classical guitarist, will be CUDL FESTIVAL Hopefully,the final part of terim Leader and House Leader. CORZATI E, will berunning a performingatthe Newcombe the Budget Meeting will be held He iscoming f > U. Vic to The National Festival for the WorkshopTheatre for Players’ Auditoriumon November 17. Thursday evening (tonight) in thespeak on Nov. 13, inthe SUB CanadianUniversity Dramatic Clubon November 10 inthe Thetickets will be $3.00 and SUBLower Lounge starting at Upper Lounge st;>rting at 12:30 League will be heldin Ottawa PhoenixTheatre. He will be $3.50 andare available at the 7:OO PM.If youwant to be Pm- onFeb. 8 - 14. The Local Dis- appearing in both of the Seattle SUB General Office. humoured - please come. If you play will be held onNov. 27 - 29th Repproductions to beseen in VICTOR BORGE want tosee where yourAMS Fees INTRAMURAL inthe Pheonix Theatre. Each Seattle. are going you might be intrigued. ATHLETICS evening will have 3 one actplays. SKI CLUB Victor Borge, one of the most brilliant entertainers in the world, SENATE GATHERING GENERAL INFORMATION will make aone-night stand on If you want to bebored to November 25 atthe Memorial death go to the Senate Meeting. Studentinterest and partici- pation in the Intramural Activi- Arena. The next one will be held next I Wednesday,November 12th, in ties Program has increasedconsid- AthleticsBulletin Board in the COR 112 starting at 7:30 PM. erably over the past two weeks. SUB. Tbe Purple Onion Interest is beginnin TALISMAN FILM SERIES CYCLING CLUB 1037 View St. amongst several ofR e to residences t develop Eachweek, the Faculty of with Lansdowne already demon- The U. Vic Cycling Club will MUSIC Education,in conjunction with strating a tremendousdesire to try again.Meeting for anyone the E. U. S., will show a selection participate. All groupswho are interested in cycling, turn up in CENTRE of films in MAC 144 on Nov. 12 planning or desiring such partici- ClubsRoom A, 12:30 Friday, starting at 12:3O, and every Wed- pation(such as the History De- November 7.The film ‘60 Cycles’ nesday throughout the year. On partment or the Education Fac- will be shown. Nov. 12 the exciting film‘Images’ ulty)should inquire at, and co- Club ride, Sunday, November (directed by Konstantine Karper), ordinatewith the Intramurals’ 9, leaves- SUB at 1O:OO AM.All alongwith the short ‘Syrinx’, Office (no. 14, Hut P). The P.E. are welcome. will be shown. Majors appear to have taken the FENCING CLUB A fascinatinggroup of films lead in points towards the Intra- .TheFencing Club will meet hasbeen selected and they are murals’ Trophy. ’ every Thursday evening at 8:OO well worth seeing. PM in P Hut.Everyone is wel- w FLOORHOCKEY come, experienced or not. SPEAKERS Six teamshave been fielded FOLKDANCING presents forthe Round Robin League. SUGGESTIONS The firstevening’s games saw The Meetingnighthas been changed SATURDAY Smokies (Trail)overwhelm the to Tuesday, 8:30 - 9:30 inthe ;PECIAL - GRETCH GUITAF POLITICALSCIENCE FOK- SUB. Everyone’swelcome any- THE NEON LIGHTED AcesArts & Science), 7 to 0, New $795. NOW $349. UM would like someguidance time, or justcome and watch. Used Epiphone & Gibsons PEOPLE concerningthe type ofspeakers . The T‘h umDers (P.E. Frosh) de- * thestudents of U. Vic wouldlike feated the‘ Anthracks (A& & FOLKSINGING 20% OFF all new list DRESS: Jackets and to hear. If you have any sug- Science) 7 to 4, and The Hulks TheFolksinging Cluh meets prices with this ad Ties, Please gestions to whom you would like conglomerate) outscored the 5th in the SUB Upper Lounge Mon- RESER VA TIONS: tc, have appear at U. Vic would li earEducation crew, 11 to 3, day evenings at 7:30 PM. Every- 382-0222 386-cw)ll (sc) LH 3 113 a c.2 THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 1969Page MARTLET THE 11 letters to the editor continued continued from page 9. theabsence is due to the SPOZ7S lack of leadership the publi- cation deserves. night at santa Maybe we put our money rita For the third straight year on the wrong horse! theUniversity of Saskatchewan won the W.C.I.A.A. cross coun- Disillusioned Square try meet.Led by BobKochan, Ed. comment-Well, you can’t stration. Heis the only one who cracks,silently hysterical and who placed second, the Huskies win ’em all!! shaking whenever a guard comes near. I now tell him bail proved to be a well-balanced should comeany minute. It doesn’t forthree more hours, team, with all of their 5 scoring FREE AD Never allowed our phone call, we’ve worked out a system of runnersplacing in the top 15. Dear Sir: gettingword out by compilinga list of names and phone Under the system of reverse order numbers on the outside. Whoever’s bailed out should take the scoring,Saskatchewan led with I realize the bulletin boards list, but the first guy is too scared of the guards’ threats and 42 points, U.B.C. placed a close are more suitable than the eager to get out. He forgets the list, but the next kid insistson second with 46 points, followed by Calgary with 91, Uvic with Martlet, but I havevainly being able to take it and gets off with it. waitedalmost two months 96, Alberta with 105, and Mani- I hear my name and am in a group of ten trotting through toba with 113. now. I desperately need fences, with a Central European guard (I swear)-metal frame Uvichad the individual win- either one sports car with glasses and accent-barking at us that if he had his way he ner inthe person of Larry ski rack, skis unnecessary, or wouldn’tlet us go.When we comeback after conviction Corbett.Corbett finished the onecomplete scubadiving we’ll really get it. Then stop, hold attention for five minutes, 6 1/3 mile course in 29 minutes then run. We see normal prisoners for the first time and they 22 seconds, or 24 seconds ahead set, air unnecessary. Because of secondplace Kochan. Uvic of my alarmingfinancial are bewildered by thecharade. As we trotaround, the guards shout, “Who do you love?” No answer. “Say the blue alsohad the 3rd place finisher state, I canonly offer a in Charley Thorne, who finished meanies!” No answer. “Halt. Let’s get it straight creeps. If in 29:51. Unfortunately, the nominal one dollar for ren- you want to get out, you’ll answer. We can keep you here all tal, however, I am convinced rest of the Uvicteam finished week.” Trot again. “Who do you love?’ Acouple reply, “The well down in thepack. For much it is for a good cause. As it blue meanies.” Most of us finally manage to draw the line of the race, Corbett was locked stands now, my UVic social and chant, “Fuck the blue meanies.” The guards are pissed in a close duel with Ed Atkinson kit stands at:one 10-speed but realize that it’s too close to the end to push it. of Calgary. At the 4 mile mark, bicycle, one old army satchel, Atkinson actually held a 50-75 yardlead. The long hill on the Top Finishers: one moustache, two oregano UDDENLY I’M IN A CAR BACK TO BERKELEY and for about three hours I franticallytry to raisebail money for Royal Roads course provedto be 1. Larry Corbett-Uvic joints, one slightly unruly his undoing, however, as he col- 2. Bob Kochan-Sask. others and tell people what has happened. Then the haircut,membership in the lapsed at it‘s peak and failed to 3. Charley Thorne-Uvic Outdoor’s Club, one Frosh Sentire experience fades out. To beginwith, nobody finish. 4. KenHirst-U.B.C. Dance stub (I took a mickey really believes you.Even hard-bitten Berkeley radicalsstill On the eveningbefore the 5. Charley Simpson-Sask. of lemon gin and pretended hold some illusions about American life, about legal limits race, the coachesmet and ap- 6. Rick Woods-U.B.C. and public opinion. I began to consider the possibility that proved a resolution which will in .7. Rick Nicoud-Calgary to be drunk), pair of new this was all some paranoid fantasy. The terror had worked future allow the top 3 finishers 8. Ken French-U.B.C. jeans which are at present back there because we were cut off and they had total power (individual) to besent to the 9. Brian Stackhouse-Alberta going througha forced aging to define reality. Once we were outside the guards no longer national collegiate championships, 10. Bill White-Sask. process in the gardenand a existed; they were nowhere to be seen in that Chinese restau- as well as the 1st placeteam. 11. StuHooper-Sask. 12. John Brown-Calgary. head, full of pseudoradical rant orcoffee shop where I was boring peoplewith yesterday’s This resolution does not take affect, however, until 1970-1971. 13. Brian Lee-U.B.C. platitudes which I am for- war story. - Since the W.C.1 .A.A. is probably 14. KenLoewen-Sask. tunately able to ignore when Perhaps I wouldn’t have written up the “incident,” but it the strongest of the collegiate 15. Laury Brioker-U.B.C. I studymy Psych 100 text turned out that Tim Findlay, a reporter for the San Francisco conferences, this means that 16. Bob Dunstan-Manitoba in preparation for my chosen Chronicle, had also been arrested and his eyewitness report, Larry Corbett the W.C.I.A.A. 17. KenElmer-U.B.C. career: GeneticalPsycho- printed in that paper the next day, made it somehow all right championmay well bemissing 18. Gary Roberts-Calgary 19. DonMcClean-Manitoba analysis (1 3 yearstraining to remember. a chance to be national cham- c pion. 20. Bill McBlain-.Alberta but guaranteed $25,000 an- It had been real-it was in the papers. nual after only three years An exerpt from RAMPARTS MAGAZINE,August, 1969, LADIES‘BADMINTON of practice). I sincerely issue. Copyright 1969, Ramparts Magazine, Inc. DOUBLESRESULTS hope it is now obvious that Theabove is anaccount of somethingthat happened at the A total of 30 entries (15 First Place-MissAnne Caf- teams) participated in the two- fery and Miss DianeFraser. University of California,personala account written bya my U.S.K. isin need of evening tournament. An addi- Second Place-Miss Jeanne Boldt either the sports car or the distinguished American journalist and political historian. The only tional 8 ladies were ableto enjoy and Miss Stephanie Corbe.

commmble” exoeriences in Canada have been in Montrealin con- diving set. If anyone can ~1~ non-competitive, free badminton Third Place-Miss” Jill Trelawnev help me, will he please leave nectionwith the Sir George Williams hassle last winter’ andthe ,,lay whilethe tournament was and Miss Sonia- Burling.~h~; his phone numberin the recentriots there. But with the increasing continentalization of goingon. me~i~~l standingsare: are all p.~. ~~~~h. North America (that is, our culture and economy shows a tendency Martlet office. todevelop along North-South lines rather than hst-West - - our L. Walter Varrnely means and methods of law enforcement are based more on American models than British ones as might be expected in a country whose Specializing in 10-Speed Bicycles. judicialheritage is essentially British) allsigns indicate that in the comingyears the experience below will become less foreign to us hers in Canada.

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