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) , Favorite professor to speak at spring commencement "I love his classes. He keeps your atten­ by jen kuzminski tion and motivates you to learn. Before I took After 27 years his classes I was µndecided about my major of working at F14- and minor. Now, because of Mr. Carberry, gler College, Rob­ I'm a political science minor," she said. "I ert Carberry, asso­ think he's a really great teacher." ciate professor of Others agree with Kibbee. political science, "Mr. Carberry brings a new light to will be retiring things," freshman. Oressa Campbell said. and his last official "His classes are wonderful. He lets us say and college act will be believe what we want. Then, he'll give us his CLAST , . giving the class of perspective, and let us decide what we think." " . . J, . . 1997's com- For the ceremony, Carberry has decided The subuner Ct.AST exam is sched. men cement to talk to the seniors "about the areas in their uled for Saturday, June .7. Snidents ~o, speech. · Robert Carberry lives that they should consider." n~ed to sign up for this 'testma.y ~ter "I was very pleased when I found out that As for the direction of Carberry's life af- with Pat Blair, Markland House,.ext. 240. I had been referred by my colleagues [ to de­ ter graduation . he's working o.n that. . The d;adlineis May 9, but since cam­ liver a speech at the commencement cer­ Retiring in April, Carberry is looking pus mail will not be available for send­ emony]," Carberry said. forward to some time off to try some new ing reminders, Blair advises students to Several,faculty members went to the col­ things. sign up before they leave for summer lege president, Dr. William L. Proctor, and "Following in Mattie H an 's footsteps, vacation. requested that Carberry speak at the cer­ who retired last year, I'm taking up bird Security bulletin emony. Proctor agreed that Carberry was watching. I also like to garden and just putter right for the job. around the house," he said. The state of Florida will be releasing Many Flagler students agree as well. In addition, Carberry is a member of the more than 2400 convicts during the next Freshman Shonas Kibbee said she can't few weeks. The nearest prison to St. think of a better commencement speaker. see CARBERRY, page three Augustine, in Starke, will be included in this release program. According to a se­ curity bulletin Dean of Students Daniel Stewart has issued, "there is nothing. to Pathfinder finds place _in library indicate these individuals have been re­ habilitated. As a word of caution, make decisions about your personal safety that (Left to Right) will prevent you from being in a danger­ English ous situation."· Stewart has disttjbuted Department the special security bulletin to all stu­ Chair Dr. Constantine dents as a precautionary measure. Addi­ Santas, tional information on common-sense Reference s!lfety practices also is available in the_ Librarians Mike office of student services. Gallen and Cynthia Tour guides needed Barrancotto, English 102 The office of college relations is hir­ students Gentry ing students .to give tours of the rotunda, Baum line, Flagler room and dining hall this sum­ Elizabeth mer from May 19 to Aug. 22. The job pays BiJenky and Matt $5 an hour at 30 hours a week. Interested McCammon and students should send a letter of interest Nancy Gentry. Photo by Scott Constance and/ or a resume to Tracy Litzinger, co­ ordinator of college relations, as soon as help both students and faculty quickly find possible. by sandi davis material for reports and essays. Searching for reference materials in the Gentry divided her students into groups, Ariel excels library can be an agonizing task for many and each chose numbers from the Dewey The Ariel yard sale raised $600 for students, but Nancy Gentry's English 102 Decimal System. By plugging in different orphans in Quito, Ecuador. Leftover classes have made the process less confus­ code words in the available library guides, items were donated to the Betty Griffin ing. They have created a new library resource Gentry's students determined how ,many House, and donation boxes for next called the Pathfinder. reference materials were available for each year's sale already are in place at K322 The Pathfinder is "a search engine for and in front of residence hall elevators. the Proctor Library," Gentry said, that will see PATHFINDER, page three Page 2· argoyle EDITORIAL March 26, 1997 I~ Ed it~)R id l QpininI1 SGA: election by default . , by shane runyon semester. Ifyou are accepted as a voting member and stick Gargoyle with the program for two semesters you can run for office. Last issue, this space was used to I have no problem with this policy; it is part of the SGA ~ - make fun of seniors who use ail­ constitution and should be respected. .. at least I think so. ments such as senioritis as an excuse I find it hard to believe that there was not a single per­ Where Quality is for their near perpetual state ofapa­ son, (a voting member of the SGA, that is) other than the Job#l thy. 1bis time rd like to talk about a candidate, who thought they had better ideas or could con­ group which appears to be under a tribute more to the group then their unopposed peer. When terminal cloud of apathy, the SGA. . we see a ballot and there are only two offices up for grabs Today the SGA will give students an we ultimately become cynical We become cynical in the We are looking for qualified. students to become opportunity to take part in what they call an election. This abilities of the SGA, we doubt its effectiveness, and frankly a part of our staff. Unfortunately, as much fun "election" will be a curious one to say the ieast we will inevitably reach the point where we just don't care. as we have, some of us are gradl!ating, and If you haven't heard, your next student government 1bis is the wrong attitude, for it is when we stop caring that therefore we need someone, like yourselves, to president has been elected by default Come to think.about nothing will really be accomplished. take our spot. We promise experience, good it so have the vice president and secretary. Yes, the "candi­ ~. this parallels our nation's growing problem with cheer, and money for the following: ' dates" for the three top positions in the SGAwill go unchal- apathy. To put this in perspective, the SGA allows a maxi­ Graphic Designer lenged. - mum of 15 percent of the student body to become voting Writers 1bis will be the second consecutive year in which the members. Tiris year less than 10 percent ofthe student body Etc. presidency resulted in a race of one candidate against her­ even took the time to apply, less than five percent are actu­ Please inquire to Box 1027 or 829-6481 ext. 304 self. Out offive positions only two will result in an election. ally voting reps. for further details · So what I want to know is, what is the point of having an Other possible problems can be traced to the require­ election if no one really runs for office? Now I must be ran; ments of being a voting member. To remain a voting mem­ there will be a race for the positions of publicity chair and beryou must attend all meetings, events and any other scA social chair, both of whom we should vote for I suppose. It event 1bis takes time, so much time that many never stay seems as if the electoral process at Flagler has become un­ long enough to become a viable candidate. Perhaps then it necessary and this semi-annual littering of the campus with is this policy which should be changed. . posters and smiles has entered the burgeoning philosophi­ Although the SGA voting ?lembers may not have had cal discipfu).e known as futilit:ariani&m. anyone willing to run, the image being displayed will inevi­ Shane A: Runyon What's wrong with this picture? Many people grumble tably do much to undermine the group as a whole: Frankly, Editor-In-Chief that this is ridiculous and that they know a couple ofpeople the image portrayed is sad. who should run. However; the problem is that they are not Perhaps the lack of interest within the voting sphere of allowed to run because they are not voting members of the the SGA may be a signal for change. Pemaps the time has SGA. According to SGA's bylaws, every student is a mem- come for the SGA to open their elections and make the . ber ofSGA but to vote on issues or run for office, one must candidacy for office an option for all full-time students. Laura Meaney be a voting member. At least by allowing more students to run-there would MattValaro Liz Rizzolo/Laura Neal To become a voting member ofSGA you must apply to be something which seems to be lacking at the present, Scott Constance the executive board; this is done at the beginning of each competition. Lewis Goodno,v Jason Huff Keri Conner \.\AtJGJ:r-J& Ou"'t" SimdiDavis -w.:rn~ - -Jen Young ' Jon .Michael Pearson -A,,/J>­ Michelle Whipple· Tom Gable lf..11:tt!"". Jen Kuzminski -BY:~utA/4..,,.. k- Paula Young Photographer Kelly Grzesiuk

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• Page 3 Gargoyle FEATURES March I 1997 Who~ who at Flagler C~llege Markland and General's House by carrie phebus mous of these residents was Lt. Gen. John M. Schofield, one of Markland and the Business Office, a look at t.wo mare the leading military figures of the· places on campus. Quick: What do the Bridge of Lions and Markland have in common? This is the third in a series of 19th century. artic/.es on the peop!.e and the places ofFlag/.er College. One of Schofield's first mili­ tary tours had been in Florida, The center of Flagler College may be the former and he chose St. Augustine as his Hotel Ponce de Leon, but other restored buildings winter residence following his re­ on campus have equally interesting histories. tirement in 1895 as commanding Markland and the General's House are two former general of the U .S. Army. He residences turned into college administrative offices. died on March 5, 1906, at the resi­ Markland, located at 74 King St., is 150 years old dence. and was constructed in two phases. From 1916 to 1923, another The original Caribbean-style house, which includes Civil War general, Brig. Gen. Mar­ the hallway and the east side rooms, was started in tin D. Hardin, made the house 1839 by Andrew Anderson, MD. He had moved to St. his residence. Augustine with his family ·10 years earlier from New Flagler College acquired the York. He died shortly after construction started, leav­ General's House in the 1970s but ing his widow, ClarrisaAnderson, to complete the rest did not begin restoration until of the first phase. Markland H<1use 1985 when the need for addi­ . In 1901, the Andersons' son, Dr. Andrew Ander­ tional administrative space in­ son II, completed a major addition to the house, add­ the college's formative.years before the renovation of creased. Restoration was complete in December 1987 ing the west side, including the dining room and the Kenan Halli. at the cost of library on the ground floor, and giving the house its Today, Mark.land's down$tairs is used for formal $471,853. present-day Classic Revival look. functions, except for the office of Pat Blair, assistant Military officers Andrew II became a friend and business associate dean of students, which occupies the back sunroom. have continued to be of Henry Flagler, and Flagler was a frequent visitor at Upstairs is the Office of College and Alumni Rela­ associated with the Markland during the Ponce De Leon's construction. tions. house. In the Andrew II died in 1924. As a benefactor of the Some of the furnishings in the downstairs rooms college's early years community, he supported Flagler Hospital. He also are original pieces from the Anderson era, some Retired Col. Robert gifted the city with the pair of marble lions which stand pieces are on loan from the Lightner Museum, and Honiker served as at the entry to the Bridge of Lions as well as the statue some were originally housed in the Ponce Hotel. the director of Busi­ of Ponce de Leon which stands at the bayfront. In keeping with its commitment to restore and· ness Services. He Today Markland house appears basically the same preserve th.e unique structures on its campus, Flagler later became college as it did in 1901. The name Markland represents College has also adapted one of the distihctive "win­ planner and oversaw Clarissa Anderson's brother - Mark Cochran. ter cottages" as an administrative office. the contruction of In 1939, after 107 years of family ownership, the The structure, located at 20 Valencia, is referred many camp\!S build- Andersons sold Markland to a St. Augustine business­ to as the General's House for one of its more famous The General's House ings. . man and rancher, Herbert E. Wolfe, and his wife occupants, but Henry Flagler built the house for his Now in the posi­ Virgie. The couple modernized the home, but did first manager of the· Ponce Hotel. O.D. Seavy served tion of director of Business Services and college plan­ not disturb its architectural integrity. in that capacity between 1887 and 1891_. net is retired marine Col. Ken Russom. Flagler College acquired Markland in 1967. The When Seavy left St. Augustine in 1894, his former The Gallaudet Regional Ce.nter and the Center college used it as the president's residence briefly be­ home was rented to a series of winter residents of the for Historic Research are also housed in the General's fore converting it into the classrooms needed during city before passing to new ownership. The most fa- House. CARBERRY from page one PATHFINDER from page one St. Johns County school building · the job. topic. Students worked with periodicals; efit other student's as well," Gentry said. Gen­ committee,where he has seiyed for the past , "I had no notion of ever coming to print indexes, electronic databases and the try hopes other teachers will decide to have 10 years. Currently, the committee is building Florida. But, I came to Flagler, was attracted Internet. The class compiled all of their data their students contribute to the Pathfinder its eleventh school since Carberry has been by the town and the college, and I took the· into two books that are now on reserve at collection to further its completion. Anyone on the board. job," Carberry said. the front desk of the library. These books wanting more information about the Path­ "We plan on building around seven or Pat Weddle, the secretary to the regis­ are available to everyone. finder can contact Ge~try at 829-6481, ext. eight more schools for the future," he said. trar, couldn't be more pleas,ed with the fact A student searching for information on 339. St.Johns County, according to Carberry, that Carberry is speaking at commencement. biology can look at the Pathfinder and de­ is growing quickly. Thus, the need for more Weddle came to Flagler in 1972, just after cide which source to use. Once a·source is schools. Carberry arrived, and knows him to be an found, the student can chose a code word However, when Carberry came to Flagler excellent speaker. from the P-athfinder list to plug into the sys­ It's a simple fact. in 1971, St. Augustine was the last place he "He's very inspirational," she said. "H~ tem. This will help students find their re­ expected to work, let alone live. has what I call a 'speaker's voice.' He just sources quickly. The more leffers we "I got the job by a fluke accident. I ap­ speaks so beautifully." Gentry, along with reference librarians • plied [ to teach] at Mount IdaJunior College, Carberry served as dean of students for Cynthia Barrancotto and Mike Gallen, origi­ receive, and my application was rejected," he said. 19 years. Now, as a member of the faculty, nally created the Pathfinder for two reasons. Sometime after that, Paul Everett, dean he gets the chance to teach the subject he They wanted to familiarize Gentry's students the less we actually of students at Flagler College, called Mount loves the most, western political thought. with the library and to give them a-working Ida looking for someone to relieve him of "I like the fact that it deals with ideas that knowledge of the reference materials. have to do. his job. According to Carberry, Mount Ida formed from western civilization. I like ex­ "Some teachers give their students tours personnel noticed his application and re­ posing those ideas to students," he said. of the library. Other teachers give students Send us leffers at ferred him to Everett. From there, Flagler Sophomore Erik Thompson summed it . independent research assignments. I chose flew Carberry to Florida from Manchester, ·up best when he said, "Mr. Carberry is ju_st a the Pathfinder because it will not only ben­ Box 1376 N. H., and asked him ifhe was interested in really good teacher. What more can I say?" efit my students knowledge, but it can ben- Page 4 Gargoyle NEWS March 26, 1997

Gargoyle NEWS ••••••• Satellite.dish ~perational . Florida legislature will cost upwards of $500. by shane runyon Currently, the school is waiting on the arrival of a component which will allow the Flagler College has finally found a way vote on FRAG increase dish to rotate in different directions. Until to dish out knowledge. Located outside the this part arrives, the device will have to be the financial aid office must "cliffhang." gymnasium is a new satellite dish that will by laura lynn neal moved manually to pick up signals. Sterling is almost certain the grant will be used primarily to download and down­ It is often said ,!hat money makes the not be reduced. The FRAG has steadily in­ link educational programs and forums from world go 'round. Unfortunately, most col­ creased since its inception in 1979 when it around the worla. lege students don't have enough cash to was $750. For the current semester, it is Programs downlinked from the dish will keep a jellybean in orbit. However, Florida $1725. initially be shown in K-300. Later, if demand residents attending Flagler next fall may get . Tl)e financial aid office is unable to wait requires, programs can be played in the li­ a little something extra in·their financial aid· until May, though, to send students their brary. awards. award letters, so it is conservatively estimat­ Once fully functional, the dish will en­ In May, the Florida legislature will vote ing the FRAG value at $2000. Adjustments able students to view live conferences, pro­ on a proposed increase in the Florida Resi­ will be made to students' awards when word grams and panei'discussions on related aca­ dentAccess Grant (FRAG), The grant is pro­ from Tallahassee reaches the financial aid demic topics. The differences between this vided to state residents who atterid private office, Sterling said. dish and those.consumers use for television colleges instead of public ones within the About 60 percent ofF1agler students re­ reception are numerous. F1agler's dish is state. ceive the FRAG. To be eligible, a minimum capable of scanning public and private insti­ According to F1agler's director of finan­ Florida residency of one year is required. tutions for primarily academic program-' cial aid, Robert Sterling, the FRAG could be Additionally, the student must be enrolled ming. as much as $2400 next semester, although in 12 credit hows or more, must be pursu­ According to William Abare, executive he stressed that amount is an optimistic esti­ ing his or her first undergraduate degree arid vice president and dean of academic affairs, mate. must maintain a cumulative GPA of 2.0. In the first programs will be available to stu­ "We' re hopeful," he said, "but right now his or her first semester as a junior, the stu­ dents sometime next year. The first program we can only speculate" because the grant dent is required to take the CLAST. to be downlinked will likely serve as a dem­ varies from one year to the next. Funding A student can receive the FRAG for no onstration for the faculty in order to spark for the FRAG depends each year on the ap­ more than nine semesters. To apply, students interest in the satellite dish's capabilities as propriations made available by the state leg­ must complete the Flagler financial aid ap­ a tool for learning. islature. Budget issues, however, are not dis­ plication. Any que~ons should be directed Next year, a budget will be set for the cussed until the end of the session, S~erling to Sterling in the financial aid office, Wiley costs of downloading programming. Abare The new satellite dish is lo!=ated outside of said. Until the beginning of May, he added, Hall, ext. 225. said that while some programs are free, many the gym.

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Stuff to do SGA election takes place today b y s a m a n t h a s-i n cl a i r March26 Social chair candidates - •Vote in the SGA election till 4 p.m. Why are voting booths sitting in the -Gne blood till 4 p.m. in the student­ breezeway? Elections for the 1997-1998 SCA lounge Executive Board are being held today. Anthony Mauro, Freshman. Photo Clubs:SGA. -Go see the St.Johns County P¥sic,n The question which should be asked Play, No Greater Love,,{Qr $8 at the Adam Bryant, Freshman. though is why are the elections a week late. Not amphitheatre, throug'b April 5. Info 471-' Clubs: SGA, SAM, Ponce l965 . Application· forms were originally due Available Players. March IO and the SGA Forum was to be held March 27 March 19. •Put in your Student Judiciary Council "There was no candidate for social chair," application · SGA President and Election Board Chair -Go to the Senior Conservatory plays, 8 Tammi Dickinson explained. The entire pro- p.m. in the auditorium for $2 (through , cess was postponed because Dickinson "felt March 29) it was importar_J.t to have a meeting in be­ Paul Gallante,Junior. Clubs: SGA (three March 31 tween to tell people they could still run for years), Ponce Players, •Go to the ARIEL La Orgia eventr an office." SADD,WFCF. contact Dr. Dawn Wiles or Amy Volpe for The new deadline for applications was Paul Novak, Freshman. details (goes on till Saturday) March 18. ·qandidates had to fill out an ap­ Clubs:SGA, CCF, plication with a petition 'of candidacy and Gargoyle. April I obtain a letter of recommendation. · Carol Wik, Freshman. •Apply for a $500 Phi Beta Kappa Candidates also need to be SGA voting Clubs:SGA. scholarship if you're a junior or senior representatives for this year. For social chair, humanities major and have at least a 3.5 rum. All candidates gave speeches and were GPA; go to the financial aid office for publicity chair and secretary, candidates ning unopposed. Kelly Hicks and Jessica details must to be a sophomore, junior or senior Parker are running unopposed forvice-presi­ asked questions by those in attendance. SGA -Go to the exhibit opening at C~ra for the term of office. Candidates for presi­ dent and secretary. Candidates for social members were required to attend. Gallery and see "Human Emotions," dent and vice-president must have junior or chair are Adam Bryant and Anthony Mauro. Today, from IO a.m. to 4 p.m., students multi-media and drawings by seniors senior standing during the term. For publicity chair, Paul Galante, Paul ovak can vote for their favorite candidate. The Kirstie Kersey and Amy Carruba (goes Eventually, all positions had a person and Carol Wik are running. new executive board will be announced to­ through April 6) running. For president, Debbie Barra is run- Monday, March 24, therewasanSGAFo- night, in the dining hall, around 5 p.m. April 2 •Pick up your application from Student · Services to be an orientation guide; turn UNIFY- new club under construction it in by April 4, and you'll be notified ,.. to get involved. According to Dodds, UNIFY of students, UNIFY maintains a position of April 11 by paula young is an organization that is loolcing for a diverse non-affiliation, particularly with respect to Students who want to try something ex­ group of passionate students who are inter­ political and religious aswciations. April 5 ested in getting actively and energetically in­ Projected activities for UNIFY include a -Get up early and meet for the HS citing, challenging and fascinating will soon WALK at 7 a.m. in the courtyard be able to do so. A United Network of Infor­ volved in the world on a variety of fronts, re-mstitntion of recycling on campus, creation mation for Flagler Youth (UNIFY) is a new particularly those relating to environmental of an information database and Internet April 8 dub being developed on campus. and social concerns. homepage, community service projects to -Go see seniors Michael Newman and As a united body of diverse students, UNIFY is the inspiration of three stu­ include a Beach Clean-Up, Campus Beautifi­ Gerry Geary's student show at the UNIFY plans to facilitate awareness and dis­ dents,JoshJacobson, Duncan MacIntosh and cation Day, and cooperative m'volvement with Carrera Gallery, through April 13 cussion of current issues and social concerns Michelle Maglio. The goals of UNIFY, as per Habitat for Humanity, Dodds explained. as well as inspire participation in community the UNIFY constitution, are to break down UNIFY hopes to organize.activities that will service efforts both locally and globally. social barriers on campus and unite swdents, bring free speakers to campus from local, not­ "UNIFY is not formally approved yet, because to encourage and facilitate community ser­ for-profit organii.ations such as Habitat for we have to meet certain guidelines, but some vice efforts both locally and globally, to elimi­ Humanity, "TREES and the Betty Griffin 70 students have signed up and we hope it nate apathy on campus, and to demonstrate House, and to let students know about op­ More SGA will really get off the ground," said Priscilla that working in concert, a group of srudents portunities to contribute to these organua­ Dodds, assistant professor of mathematics, can make a real difference. The dub is hop­ tions. who has agreed to act as sponsor of UNIFY. ing to raise the social conscience of Flagler Any smdent or faculty member.is eligible by k elly hicks UNIFY will act as an information data­ College in an _effort to foster a greater un­ to be considered a general member ofUNIFY Your SGA has been awarded honor­ base, providing information about current derstanding of current societal and environ­ There are no additional eligibility require­ able mention in the category of Best Stu­ events, local community service opportuni­ mental issues of critical concern. Toward the ments aside from those listed in the Srudent d.ent Governme.nt-Private School by ties, global issues··and the avenues by which goal of accornI?odating a diversified group Handbook. RoridaLeadermagazine. Alteralongap­ plication~ the magazine declaring the winners was finally released two Circle K wins award.s weeks ago. The award caps-off a.very suc­ Circle Kwon four awards at the Florida District Convention in Cocoa Beach, cessful year for SGA. Congratulations to March 21-23. Secretary Jessica Fowler received a Monthly Report Award. all the members of SGA for this great Samantha Sinclair won second place for Outstanding Club Treasurer. The club honor. . as a whole won the Distinguished Club Improvement· Award and the Single With just over three weeks of school SeIVice Award for their Learn to Read service projecL left, the SGA is busily wrapping up the During the year, Circle Kheld two Penny Wars for Iodine Deficiency Disor­ year. Wednesday, March 26, is executive der, two car washes, candy gram sales for Christmas and caniation sales for board ELECTION DAY. Make sure you Valentin~'s Day. They also p~cipated in Crop Walk. Members went to the get to the breezeway between 10 a.m. and Issues Conference in SL Petersburg, Y'all Conference in Charleston,.S. C., and 4 p.m. to vote for the leaders of next District Convention. · . year's SGA. The last general meeting of Officers for next year (beginning April 1) are Jessica Fowler, president; _the year will he held Tuesday, April 1, in Rebecca Wagner, Monthly Report Winner Jessica Fowler, Mindy Stutzman, vice-president; Noone Fairbairn, secretary; and Samantha :&424, and, as always, everyone is wel­ Outstanding Lieutenant GovemorTricia Heck from JU Sinclair, treasurer. Members will going to International Convention inJamaica, come to attend. and Outstanding Club Treasurer Samantha Sinclair socialize at the Luau at Issues Conference. August 1998. Page 6 Gargoyle ON CAMPUS-March 26, 1997 • Attention, graduates: you have work tc;, do La 'Botica Graduation day is just a couple of weeks away and by now you should have confirmed ~m ''.9l{{ 'Ifiat Is 'l{.aturaf• with the registrar that you will be graduating and you should have your admission tickets, but you're not ready to get that diploma yet. Before you can put on that cap and gown and walk across the stage, there are a few more things you need to do. Tlte J{usslan poetess .if nna ;(k/tmatova wrou tltat · .. .some,r,/uu tlteu Is a simple life. and a rvorld. transparent. warm and Joyful." That March 24-March 26 Students who do not already have their caps and gowns must transparent. warm and Joyful ,r,orld Is now at ·ca 8otlca- at 130 see Grace Engelstadter in the academic affairs office. Cltarlotte Strut downtown St . .ifuqustlne directly across from the March 31-April 11 The. Application for Graduation form must be competed and "/l£.i2CLJ2.F_L,/(J.;¥S and around tlte corner from Cathedral 1'/ace. returned to the registrar's office. April 7-April 11 1f you are in need of extra tickets for the ceremony, you may inquire about the availability of unclaimed tickets. lA BOT1(A: ''All That /1 Natural" Friday, April 18 Commencement Rehearsal-mandatory attendance! Rehearsal begins at 4 p.m. in the gym. At this time all graduates will be Come ,i1it l'.tri,i1111d tobert M111&10 11t "L• Boti,11" 1111,j ex/erie,r,ce the jeliJht1 of placed in an alphabetical lineup and given seating assignments. 11,llture foud i,r, our: William T. Abare, dean of academic affairs and executive vice • ESSENTIAL OILS president, is coordinating the ceremony, and any questions may • CARRIER OILS be directed to him. • MASSAGE BLENDS AND BASES Saturday, April 19 GRADUATION DAY!! All graduates must be dressed in their • ENVIRONMENTAL FRAGRANCING caps and gowns and report to the rotunda by 8:15 a.m. All • BOTANICAL FLORAL WATERS graduates are expected to attend the ceremony unless officially • SKIN AND HAIR CARE PRODUCTS excused by Paula Miller, assistant dean of academic affairs. • BATH SALTS AND GELS Along with the cap and gown, men are asked to wear a dress • ALL NATURAL SOAPS shirt (preferably white) , a tie, dark slacks-and dark dress shoes. • MEN'S GROOMING ESSENTIALS Women are asked to wear a dress or skirt and blouse and dress • CHILDREN ANO BABY CARE PRODUCTS shoes. Following the commencement ceremony, the Flagler. • THE FINEST !TA.LIAN EXTRA VIRGIN OLIVE OIL College Alumni Association will host a reception in the dining • BOOKS AND RELATED LITERATURE hall. All graduates and their guests are invited to attend. ASK ABOUT OUR MONTHLY PRESENTATIONS ON CREATING A There are just a few more things you need to know. 1f you are graduating with honors HOLISTIC ENVIRONMENT!!! (meaning your GPA is 3.5 or higher) you must pick up your honor stole from Engelstadter Also ,omt ,i,111 our bt11utiful 1111,ti(ue style fur11,ishi11,9s from Mt%i&o, $/11i11,, Portu911l, on Friday, April 18, between 3 and 4 p.m: On graduation day the gym will open for guests h9l11d 11d the 1/11,itt~ $t.tes. A ti fur,r,ishi11,9s 11rt 11111il11blt lot11tly. at 8:15 a.m., but there is no reserved seating. However, if you have guests in need of special Open Every day from 10:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. seating services, please notify Engelstadter by Friday, April 11. An interpreter will be avail­ able for hearing-impaired persons. 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special to gargoyle produce a special show geared toward en­ tertaining young audiences as well as the The White Rabbit, the Mad-Hatter, the young at heart. Sophomore Bonita Bunt is Mock Turtle and all of Alice's friends turn the curious Alice who follows Heather the Flagler College auditorium in to a magi­ Narrigan as !fie White Rabbit in this delight­ cal Wonderland as Children's Theatre pre­ ful romp through one of the most endear­ sents Follow That Rabbit, a musical adapta­ ing and enduring tales in children's litera­ tion of Lewis Carroll's Through the Looking ture. Glass. The production features Curtis Powell This musical version by Tim Kelly and as the music director, choreography by Lon Pamela Hughes is filled with lively songs and Price, and technical directing by Britton dances for audiences of all ages. Of course, Corry. there's Alice in the· center of it all, as sqe Follnw That Rabbit funs April 3 and 8 at tumbles down the rabbit hole and into the 10 a.m., April 4 at8 p.m., and Saturday, April wonderful world of zany characters in the 5, and Sunday, April 6, at 2 p .m. The after­ chess game oflife. noon performances will be followed by a The cast of 23 includes wonderfully cos­ fantasy tea-party hosted by the citizens of tumed animals, chess figures who spring to Wonderland and complete with cakes and life, and the Queen of Hearts cookies. A photographer will be available of"Offwith her head!" fame. to capture the memorable event. Directed by Phyllis Gibbs, the Children's Tickets for the show-only are $5. Tick­ Theatre class not only shares the stage, but ets for the tea are an additional $5. Tickets also set design and construction, makeup, go on sale March 26 in the auditorium box program design~~d much more as they office, open weekdays,10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Those students performing in the Children's Theatre are, top row, left to right, Sara Kelley, Anne Jackson, Holly Forrest, Ryan Plante, Dawson Kilhoffer, Lori Aleixo, Derek Hirons, Phillip Emeott, Scarlett Check and Jennifer Thompson; bottom row, Steve Mitchell,AndrewTeller, Heather Narrigan, Bonita Bunt,Amy Johnson, Dan Bouchard, Kelly Hollway,Joy Manning,' -Directors' shows coming ·April 9 Helene Dalmanieras, Heather Anne Leon, J~me Kalman and Darcy Bracknell. story of four men, George (Donnelly) ,John by keri conner (Cory), Marc (Valdez) and Bob (Trask), This semester, the directing shows will who share an afternoon of gossip over return to the rehearsal hall on Wednesday, poker. Pholographer's April 9, at 8 p.m. Dalmineras chose to direct The Riddle of The directors are Jeff Donnelly, Amy Purgatory by an anonymous author. In this Forum Johnson, Helene Dalmineras and Todd play, Steve (ChrisWatson),Jon (Trask) and Weakley. Colleen (Scarlett Cheek) have just died and finalists Donnelly chose to direct Tools by Murray are between heaven and hell. They are Hill. Tools is the story of two mobsters,JoJo greeted by two angels (Heather Leon and Two Flagler students have been selected as ·finalists in (Fletcher Liegerot) and Salvatore (Colin Darcy Bracknell) who tell the three that they the 17th annual McGlynn) .JoJo goes to a hotel to kill Sal for have to answer a riddle to decide which door Photographers· Forum College betraying him, finding Sal with Samantha goes to heaven and which goes to hell. Photography Contest. . (Gracie Ayers) , who is a prostitute. Samantha Weakley will direct The Marriage Pruposal Susan Dantini and Becky objects to Jojo's wanting to take her job, in by Anton Chekov. The Marriage Proposal tells Harlowe were selected as the form of Sal, away from her. the story of a young man named Ivan . finalists from the more than Johnson will direct The Still Alarm and If Vassiliytch Lomov (Mark Reeves) who has 19,500 entries submitted by Men Played Cards as Women Do by George S. come to propose to Natalia Stepanovna students in the United States and Canada. Kaufman. The Still Alarm is the story of Ed (Bonita Bunt), who is a farmer's daughter. The photographs of all the (Robert Valdez) and Bob (Britt Cory), who The farmer, Stephen Stepanovitch Tschu­ winners and finalists will be are in a hotel room contemplating architec­ bukov, is excited about the proposal, but published in the Best of ture. A bellboy UefIDonnelly) informs them Natalia and Ivan should probably not get College Photography Ann,u~I that their hotel is burning down. In the end, married. Throughout the play, arguments 1997. a fireman Ueff Trask) and his violining as­ arise, but it all works out in the end. sistant (Colin McGlynn) save the day. Admission to the shows is free, but seat­ If Men Played Cards as Women Do is the ing is limited. Pholo by llecky Harlowe Seniors finish their drama·work with conservatory shows The story of a 1950s family, it includes Dad Johnson) who are trying to turn each other_ Ike (Dan Koutouzakis) who has been re­ by k er i co n-n er (Aaron LaManque), Mom (Elyse Becker), on by building on a fantasy story they created. leased from prison. Ike has been asked to un- The Senior Conservatory one-act plays, Son (Dan Bouchard) and Sis (Kelly Holway), Darcy Bracknell is the stage manager. . load barrels 0f chemicals into a dump and a final requirement for drama majors before and their alienation from each other and the Plante has chosen Medusa s Tale by Carol asks his friend B,~rn (Derek Hirons) to help. graduation, gives students the opportunity to world. "WASP is poignant and funny at the S. Lashof. It is the comical, yet tragic tale of They discover that a man, Lorn (Chris experience life on the other side of the stage. same time," Emeott said. Other ~t members the life and death of Medusa Uen Thompson). Watson), is in one of the barrels. The play This semester, seniors Philip Emeott, are a female voice (Joy Manning), a male Additional ·cast members are Poseidon Uon continues as Ike and Bern decide whether Ryan Plante, Sarah Kelley and Ken Kresge will voice/ stage manager (Mark Reeves) and the Crosby), Perseus (MarkRe~v.ts),Athena (Amy to let Lorn go or to keep him in th~ banel. present their plays Thursday, Friday and Sat­ choir master/Roger (Dan Koutouzakis). Johnson) and a girl (Ziggy Czigan). Becky Scott Secore is the stage manager. urday, March 27, 28 and 29 at 8 p.m. in the Kelley chose to produce The Problem by Lucas is the stage manager. Tickets for the conservatory shows can auditorium. AR Gurney. The Problem is a story about a · Kresge will direct Chemical Reactum by An­ be purchased at the box office for $2 just Emeott will direct WASP by Steve Martin. · husband (Todd Weakley) and wife (Amy drew Foster. Chemical Reactum is the story of befQre the curtain call. 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the underside of life a bit in Achtung Baby, such as with "The Fly." Now, Bono, who"Shares lyric writing credits with The Edge on this , has returned to his faith searching, and so fur he doesn't like what he sees. He nearly sounds existential in his pessimism if it wasn't for the fact he is a believer. Along with the numerous references to God andJesus, another evident theme is his disgust with the social, or "pop," culture of today seen in "Discotheque," "Miami" and "The Playboy Mansion." Both of these themes go hand in hand; in the very gutters where Bono now looks for Jesus is where he runs across the big hair and blue suits that disgust him. Indeed, he doesn't hold his hand up to t:Qe sky anymore, but rather opts to point a finger at those who disappoint him while invoking God to send some signal of his presence, such as in "If God Will Send His Angels." In the end, Bono waits for Jesus in with the shaky belief that all wi!]. be set right again in "Wake Up .Dead Man," with these lyrics: "I know you're looking out · for us/ But maybe your hands aren't free." The wide open spaces that make U2 soar above others are still in the songs in "Last Night On Earth" and "Gone." Some of the songs retain a straighfrock sound with a little distortion, U2-Pop by eric burroughs as with "Staring at the Sun," while "Mofo" is completely different from any previous U2 album song and moves along the lines of current electronic music: a driving drum beat gradually For an album promoted as an electronic change · built upon with bass, synthesizers, various loops and sound effects. ' _,_.., of heart, there is no denying that f ap is nothing more Most of the songs attract the listener through the same means U2 has always been strong than U2 still in solid form. Sure, here and there, they in: deft drumming, solid bass, soaring guitars and passionate vocals. Some of the lyrics cause use some nifty computer-digital enhancement process­ you to step back and wonder what Bono was thinking as he screams "Miami, my hammy." At ing to spruce up their sound, but U2 cannot be al~ other times he can be pretty vague, but nonetheless, the album lives up to the band's ever­ tered beyond themselves. You can only electronicize changing standards. a guitar, bass, drums and vocals so much-oh yeah, Through the glitter and '70s garb they don, this is.still the same U2-they just make you with the occasional loop or quirk thrown in. reconsider the given one inore time. Many bands with numerous under their belt are With that said, Pap is another engaging collection looking in the·past to find new success (i.e. The Rolling Stones). If it is the last thing they do, of songs that fits with the '90s U2: a band that has U2.refuses to fall into ili!S trap. They prefer the forefronts of music which intrigue them, and tried to run as fur away from the all-world selling sound by incorporating these varied influences with each successive album, U2 remain the standard ofJoshua Tree as possible, a sound that became their through their own will to continually change. trademark. Achtung Baby was an impressive disguise from the previous standard, and the quirky 'Zooropa all but disregarded that standard. Along with these -Clumsy by scott constance changes came a change in the way songs were constructed. No longer were they built from a There is only one glaring problem with the new disc froin Our lady Peace. It still hasn't been jam 5e$ion. Instead they were spliced together from different recorded parts. This piecemeal released in. the United States, and there is no word when it will get here. technique altered U2's sound enough to where they began to separate themselves from ·their While Gumsy may be the title of the Gmadian qffi!I'tet's new album, it surely doesn't describe stage presence, which allowed them to develop alter-egos, such as Bono strutting around as the sound of their music. Much like their debut album N~which was a breakthrough for them the ultimate rock-and-roll persona Macphisto during the Zoo 1V maelstrom of music and in both the United States and their native Canada, the songs on the new album are a well-crafted information overload. Now, with Pap, U2 have continued working in this '90s form, even and highlybalanced mix of alternative rock. 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Saints baseball shows signs of life -~~grs by jason huff calenda r Perhaps the word "turnaround" is too _.,..,__ baseball soft. wed. 3-26 thomas college home 3 p.m. Maybe the phrase "amazing change" fri. 3-28 warner southern home 3 p.m. or "shocking_developments" would work bet- sat 3-29 warner southem(1) h9me noon ter. wed. 4-2 edward waters home 3 p.m. But no matter how you describe it, the frl. 4-4 palm beacch atlantic away 2:30 p.m. Flagler College baseball team has done some­ sat.4-5 palm beach(2) atlantic aw1tf noon . frl. 4-11 northwood away 3 p.m. thing that has surprised many people. It has sat. 4-12 northwood(2) _., I p.m. started to win, and win big. It all started with the First City Classic that men's tennis went from March 10 to March 15. The Saints had been on a slide since the beginning of the season, and didn't look to be going any­ where this season. But just like last seasc;m, the Saints picked it up during the First City Classic and showed that they had fire in them. Tuesday, March 11, the Saints defeated Saints pitcher Jonathan Gates tries to throw one by Bloomfield College during the First City Classic Tournament held at Flagler Field. The Saints won 5-4. women"'s tennis both Georgetown College and Jersey City wed. l-26 um home 2:30 State College. They got great pitching per­ sic trophy. The Florida Memorial Lions were tough, but frl. 3-28 ~ home l:30 formances and had their hitting come Friday, March 15, the Saints took on the Saints were able to pull out the victory tues. 4-1 bethune-coolcman home 2:30 p.m. through in the clutch. Georgetown and showed them who de­ 11-10. This was the second time the Saints frl. 4-11-thurs. 4-17 conf. toum. tba Wednesday, March 12, the Saints beat thurs. 4-2• rollins :fOH• _., 3 p.m. served to be crowned the champions by win­ ~on a conference game this season. This Georgetown College again, this time 2-1 be­ ning an impressively played game 12-4. This improved the Saints' record to 13-17 for the hind the strong pitching of Dee Corbet. This victory not only gave the Saints the champi­ season. - golf' . ), victory improved the Saints' record to 8-15 thurs. 4-1 G-sat 4-12 naia nat. toum. onship, but also improved their once dismal The Saints will continue their march to­ for the season record to 11-16. ward .500 as they take on several Florida Sun Thursday, March 14, the Saints lost to The win at the First City Classic Tourna­ Conference foes in the coming weeks. The Jersey City State 3-2. This was their first de­ ment seemed to light a big fire under the Saints will next play St. Thomas College at 3 Congratulations feat, and would tum out to be their only Saints. On Thursday, March 20, the ~aints p.m. at home Wednesday, March 26, and will defeat of the tournament. took on Xavier College and won 7-3. This then take on Warner Southern College at 3 The Flagler College dance team re­ The Saints came back later that day to win put the Saints' record at 12-17, and was p.m. at home Friday, March 28. They will ceived first place in the small group pom­ defeat Bloomfield College 5-4. This victory preceded by a Joss to Bluefield State on then face Warner Southern College again pom division of the Showbiz National Tal- made the Saints the number one seed in the Wednesday, March 19. in a doubleheader Saturday, March 29, ent Competition · 8 at the Lakelan

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"a changeless Christ fo r a changing world" Time for a pigskin? OUR SAVIOR LUTHERAN CHURCH LCMS b y ja son huff Worship Services A request to be on 1240 AM WFOY on the morning of Mon­ lnterepted for day, March 10, to discuss Flagler College sports with my colleague Hearing and friend Lewis-Goodnow hardly foreshadowed this column. But as Lewis and I were interviewed by "Colonel Bob" from 9:30 to 10 that morning, the inevitable question arose. Slowly, al­ most methodically, "Colonel Bob" asked with his ancient south­ ern drawl, "Do you have a football team at Flagler College?" As the question resonated in our ears, I had to answer with a Worship Service nearly tearful "no." No football team at Flagler College was the 21 Milton St. 10:30 a.m. answer, given quickly to avoid the pain of such a response, (next to FSDB) As the interview ended, I thought to myself "Why isn't there a _St. Augustine, FL 32095 football team at· Flagler?" I didn't know the true reason, but I (904) 829-6823 knew that one could be created, so I began to conjure ways to bring a team to campus. Rev. Walter Busby The first thing that would be needed would be interest in playing. Asking several people, both male and female, I realized that getting players would not be much of a problem (and by the looks of some of the people, I thought that winning would not be much of a problem, either). Canoe and Kayak sales Next came a place to play. The answer? Simply go to Flagler Field, where the baseball and rental r;;;;;-1· team plays. Reconfigure the field every fall for football, paint the lines and throw down a I . ~ logo for good measure. Next we would need uniforms and equipment. The footballs themselves may be no Camping/Hiking Gear sales and ~ - OV~LO~~? i complete typrng, transcnp?on svcs problem, but think about the pads, helmets and goal posts, not to mention practice equip­ rental jj I ment like tackle dummies (although my esteemed colleague, Mr. Goodnow, could volun­ !t term papers, resumes, meqical/legal fl teer) and tackle sleds. The equipment alone could run into the thousands of dollars. Whole .f business correspondence, newsletters I But I came up with a way for the would-be football team to make the money. Having a '.,.: Se habla Espanol; translation svcs! bake sale over several days (possibly weeks) would bring in plenty of money for equipment. ' Earth I There would be no problem by selling a cupcake for $10, or a brownie for $7.50. Imagine several 250 to 300 pound men selling cupcakes for $10 apiece to raise money for their Outfitters Fast, A~curate, Reliable football team. There would be no way to say no to these nice young gentlemen. I 1 853-8 Anastasia Blvd The final hurdle is to find a team nickname, and that is really no problem since every team at Flagler is coincidentally nicknamed the Saints. Perhaps the jerseys could have a 824-6161 large "S," much like supennan's. But that decision could come in time. Pick up & Delivery Available · I So fielding a football team would not be impossible. In fact, th~ overall process could -Trips and information- I be fun. But for now, there is no team, and probably won't be for a while. Unless, of course, -Organic clothing/ activities- my wonderful, and practical, suggestions are taken. Cupcake, anyone? Lrll}~::!:~.t)~I ,SUBWA~® Experience the taste of our famous ,.SUBWAY- e ,SUBWA~ ~ ,.SUBWA~ e, gourmet ice ,ream, $ l~OO OFF l FREE 99 C: our ~eli,ious lunch, ANY FOOTLONG SUB I Regular 6" Sub When you Buy! Get a regular foot long sub ... OR 50( OFF any 6" sub I Any 6" Sub of Equal or Greate1 for only 99C: when you buy when you .purchase a medium Price and a Medium Drink another footlong sub of or simply let our _ drink. I Limit: one coupon per customer! I te • · Li mit: one coupon per customer! per visit. This offer is not good I . ~ua or grea r price per visit. This offer is not good in combination with a ny other Limit: .0 ~e c~upon p~r customer ,offe e f lavors in combination with any other I ffe I per V1s1t. This offer is not good ff · I O r. I in combination with any other . 0~ ~~ sweets Je~u ,e your Java souls~ ..

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