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We have had enquiries about the experience, reliability and TRESMEER VILLAGE HALL from April 2011 Hire Charges: quality of work done by our advertisers. We would like to point Due to the increasing prices on gas and electric, it was decided to review our out that the printing of an advert by “the gazette” does not imply hiring prices. an endorsement or recommendation. Many of our supporters are New prices as follows: Morning/afternoon/evening to regulars £12 not actually known to us personally. Our One off events £15 recommendation if in doubt, is to ask for the name of at least 2 Evening event with bar: £25 customers that have used the service/s provided. A bona fide All day hire charge £30 with bar £35 tradesman will not be insulted or phased by this request. These new prices will start from April 2011

43 PAGE 2 Mask: A covering worn on the face to conceal ones identity. Or to conceal how one is feeling….. When you ask someone “How are you” how often do they say “fine thank you”. But do you ever go one step further and say “really?” Or do we not have time for really?

So time has passed and here we are September, and here finally is this edition, although be it a little late as life has been a tad busy of late, what with the Flower Festival and the Agricultural Show, and I wanted both events over so as to write a little about each here in the gazette, so look out for the write ups and may I just say.. I have seen our little village come alive, most households joining in one way or another. Just brilliant, pulling together and just generally getting to know one another on another level. I hope those of you who have moved into this area have not been frightened of by our friendliness, and have got to know your neighbours...you see we don’t bite. I feel that we are here for one another, a community, helping one anoth- er, each with our own good points and bad points. You can close the door to your world or open in up and live in it. This is Tresmeer, Welcome! So here we are kids back to school, Your little ones leaving the home for their first time, some starting “big school” My! how time stands still for no one. Great to see all the boys and girls every morning, back at the shop. The football dusted of and played with. My goodness how some have grown! Come and join the police cadets again boys n girls on the evening of 12th September. It was great last time. 7pm. See advert page 22. At last, I have caught up, now for the next event to organise here in Tresmeer. Not a sleeping village.. God Bless

Thought for the month Beware the barrenness of a busy life “Socrates”

PAGE 3 42 50p was a lot of money back in 1973! THE “NIPPY CHIPPY” 50p yep! that was what I got every Saturday morning for my 5 hours work, at a local ladies house. I was aged 13 and this lady was a friend of the family. She owned a Comes to farm house, and compared to our house, it was mighty grand. Soft furnishings, brass TRESMEER gleamed, silver sparkled, antique ornaments, decorated walls, carpet so soft that walk- (in (hall car park) ing bare foot was a pleasure. Thursday 27th September I would arrive a 9am having walked half a mile from my house. If I was lucky I was invited to sit at the breakfast table, cereal was served followed by poached egg on toast, the rayburn with the ever waiting hot water in the kettle to pour a fresh cup of 5pm till 7pm tea from the tea pot, this eagerly followed by fresh slices of cut white bread, syrup and cream. Not cream as we know it now, but cream that had been separated from the milk the cows had just given up. What a machine that was The Separator. Out in the WARBSTOW ARTS & CRAFTS CLUB cold back room, it was put together, each piece having to be placed in the right order.

The handle turned by hand. Great big buckets of warm milk poured into the top and Warbstow Arts & Crafts Club (WACC) would like to welcome anyone in- smooth creamy milk out the end into a large bowl. It was then placed on the top of the terested or practiced in any art or craft. rayburn to warm through to a tepid temperature, then placed in the window of the larder, on cold slabs of slate to cool. The top in the mornings was our cream for the We meet at the Warbstow Community Centre on the second and fourth bread. Yellow and scrummy. Thursday of each month between 1.30 and 3.30pm. Talking of brass...she had so much and ever other week it was brass cleaning week. The table would be cleared. The table cloth and the table protector removed. Then out Tutorials are included from time to time and these are mainly conducted by came the old newspapers, layered up. Cloths from the cloth drawer were sorted. Not our own members. to shiny, not to rough. A cloth for every occasion could be found in that drawer. Bras- so ready and of we went. One to put on, one to polish. It usually took the whole The cost per session is £2 for non members and £1 for members. Annual morning. Next week it was the turn of the silver. Knives, Forks, used for special occa- sions were revealed from the drawer in the old side board. The same procedure only membership is due again next February, but you do not need to be a member this time after polishing, hot vinegar water in a bowl to rinse them all of. Shining and to come along and join us. done, returned, until the next time. I learnt a lot at that house. When cleaning the rooms, she would know if I had not Any of our members will be pleased to give you help and advice if there is a pulled out the bed and wiped the skirting. If I found a penny under a leg, I would own craft that you would like to try. up of finding it. It taught me honesty, but also that it was put there to make sure I cleaned correctly. Drawers from old chest of drawers were pulled out, items removed If you are interested, please contact Bev Willis, Chairperson, on 01566 and once a month, coated with a cream polish, that I can still get at “Good ol Bickels” 781761 or email [email protected]. Launceston. It kept the moths and woodworm at bay apparently. When finishing with paint brushes they had to be washed in spirits, then washed in washing up liquid and brushed out at the top of the brush with a wire brush, brushing Paddy opened his lunch box and found some wires sticking out of his sand- downwards to remove any paint, rinsed again, then an elastic band was placed around wiches. He phoned 999 and told the police officer the end, to keep the bristles tidy, and then hung from the handle in the out house, “someone had turned my sandwich into a bomb” ready for it’s next use... The officer replied “sir, is it ticking?” Now wallpapering was a master class of its own. Spirit level, bob thingy and the joy of these old houses were that the walls were never level, so turning a corner was an Paddy replied “No I think it’s beef”! art in itself. I learnt to rip it not cut it….fantastic.

I tell you something, I learnt so much, I didn't think it at the time but now…..

PAGE 4 PAGE 41 Bluebella Party A little shop with a big impact on the community! Do you like to meet with friends, have a laugh and let your hair down? Then why not book a BLUEBELLA Party. Bluebella parties can be enjoyed in the comfort of your own home, with your female family and friends; it is a chance to treat yourself to beautiful Lingerie. Fresh Bread, Papers & Magazines, Licensed, Fresh Meat, Local Eggs, Fresh Fruit & Veg, Dairy Products, Cigarettes, Frozen Foods Host will receive a 10% of party sales towards her own order. Household goods, Coal & Logs To book or discuss party needs please HOMEMADE CAKES Ring 07790009450: FRESH COOKED PASTIES Or Email: [email protected] Facebook: Bluebella North Cornwall Pay Bills, Electric Key& Mobile Phone Top Ups.

Please Note Parties are for ladies and CARD PAYMENTS AVAILABLE over 18yrs only. Next to Tresmeer Village Hall OPEN Answers: they are all apples. 2. True 3. it is a bunch of mixed fresh herbs added to stews Monday to Saturday and soups to give it flavour. 4. True, they are very different plants, but the sugar is the 7.30am till 6pm same. 5 Granulated, caster, icing, light brown, soft brown, Demerara, dark brown, preserv- Sunday 9am till 1pm ing, rainbow, sugar cubes...6.Bacteria in the mouth feed on the sugar producing an acid that attacks the hard enamel on the outside of your teeth, eventually making a hole, 7. 2 Million! 8. China (earliest record AD 350) 9. Turmeric, tarragon, thyme 10. Black tea leaves have Telephone 01566 781819 been fermented before drying.

Bell Ringing OTTERHAM & ST.JULIOT HALL If you are interested in joining the bell ringing team at St Clether, then please call the tower Captain Peter Risdon on 01566 86303 to check dates. QUIZ NIGHT

Teams of 4 or 6 at £4 each

Moorland pony sale 28th September Machinery, Poultry and first Moorland Pony sale 7.30pm Saturday 15th September Proceeds to Phoenix Stroke Appeal & save Our Hall And September 29th Nibbles & soft drinks available If you require anything stronger please bring your own. 10am For further information and booking please contact Alan Green 01566 781 559

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Launceston Fine Dining Experience Booking advised — 01566 777202 GARDEN MAINTENANCE LAWNS & HEDGES CUT For sample menus, live music and events, visit PONDS & DECKING www.cuckoos-nest-resturant.co.uk PATHS & PATIOS GROUND CLEARANCE FENCING & TURFING

Events at LANDSCAPES & DESIGN By CHRIS BUTLER Tresmeer Village Hall Room with a view Regulars: An experienced company trading for 14 years in Monday Afternoons. Dog Training: property developments. Puppies: 1pm till2pm. Room with a view is now pleased to offer you a Improvers: 2pm till 3pm full building service, so if you have recently Tuesday evenings Line Dancing moved or looking to sell, or need your proper- 7.30pm Wednesday afternoons. 3.30pm till ty renovated, will offer you a competitive price 5pm Adventurers (Primary age) so call now for all these services & much Wednesday Evenings: Old Tyme more. Dancing 8pm Friday Evenings Youth Club 7.30pm PLEASE CONTACT To check all information is correct CHRIS BUTLER GARDEN SERVICE on any of the above ANYTIME ON 01566 781286 contact Julie 01566 781339

PAGE 6 PAGE 39 CANWORTHY WATER Domestic Home Help SCARECROW FESTIVAL

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I have a solid experienced background in all aspects of housekeeping and am available for a one off clean/ spring clean or on a regular basis.

I have a good accounting background and can assist with routine office proce- Saturday 8th Sept – Saturday 15th Sept 2012 dures, tax returns and spread sheets. Cream Teas/Refreshments being served in the Sunday School room th Reasonable and Honest rates on Sunday 9 September from 3pm when the scarecrow winners will Maureen Read 01566 785 648 be announced. Email [email protected] Please come along and support OUR village. For more details, or to enter a scarecrow – please phone Becky (01566) 781717. Cornwall & Devon Computers, have 21years experience meeting the needs of businesses in the West Country. We have obtained most of TRESMEER AGRICULTURAL SHOW our business accounts from recommendations from satisfied customers who like our friendly interactive service. An outside event is only as successful as the weather, and both were on Saturday 1st September 2012 when here in Tresmeer we held our We are able to build computer systems, suitable Hexworthy Barton Agricultural Show. for business or personal use. Computer Launceston Cornwall The warmth from the sun was not the only thing that could be felt as the Upgrades, PL15 9NL Maintenance and Software. warmth people shared when they came together at this community event. The committee would like to thank, everyone and anyone who played a part, Speech recognition, IT WORKS! however big or small, helping to make this event so successful. Speak normally to Dragon Naturally Speaking version 11 and beat any typist. Feed your We would also like to thank Mrs Mary Walters for allowing the use of the Dictaphone tapes straight into the computer. No more RSI field. problems from your staff. Approximately £375 made Contacts Us: E-Mail: [email protected] The committee have decided to hold the event again next year, building on the www.cdcomputers.co.uk blueprint laid down, so keep Saturday August 31st 2013 free. 01566 772610 Tell everyone.

PAGE 38 PAGE 7 OLD TYME SEQUENCE HAIRDRESSER DANCING Perms/Blow-dry/Shampoo & Come and join us every Wednes- Sets day night at 8pm to 10.30pm at Children's trims at home for Tresmeer Village Hall. busy parents

Tea & biscuits supplied Phone 01566 785362 or 07813806559 - BARN DANCE - VELETTA - Janet Shanks LINE DANCING & many more

A warm welcome to all.

For more information : - 01566 781411

CJT Adventurers Club Small Mini Digger with Driver ALL AT VERY COMPETITIVE PRICES

Compact Machine (Primary School Children) is held on Wednesday's during  3 COURTESY CARS AVAILABLE Fits in most gardens  MoTs (ALSO AVAILABLE SATURDAY MORNINGS) No Job Too Small term-time from 3.30pm - 5pm  SERVICE  REPAIRS  24-HOUR RECOVERY Friday Night Youth  FUEL Club  HANDY GAS  CIGARETTES (college age upwards)  CONFECTIONERY is held on Friday's during term  FRESH MILK -time from 7.30pm - 9.30pm  HOT PASTIES

both at Tresmeer Village Hall. OPEN 7:30AM - 6:00PM MONDAY TO FRIDAY Phone Craig Tratt SATURDAY 7:30AM - 1PM 07825868328 For more information call: Rachel 781429 LAUNCESTON 01566 86640 MOBILE 07773929579

PAGE 37 PAGE 8 Fill in the grid so that every column and every 3x3 box contains the numbers 1 to 9. There’s no maths involved - solve the puzzle with reason and logic Perhaps they could make an alphabet banner to hang in their bedrooms. Use the letters in everyone’s name as the initial letters of words to describe that per- 4 3 9 7 son. This with decorated letters would make a lovely card for someone special. 5 7 8 2

All of the above tend to engage everyone and often continue into the next day when 8 1 6 more ideas come to mind. Sharing these ideas teaches children that sometimes it takes time to exhaust thinking around a problem and that not everything can be done instant- 1 5 2 9 ly or has an immediate answer but can have an end result of which they can be very proud. 6

I hope you can see that ‘homework’ can be fun with a bit of imagination. Again, please e- 2 3 9 7 8 mail me with any questions at [email protected] and I’ll follow them up next month. Jacky Bellis 6 1 5 5 2 4 7

4 5 7 6

LIKE WALKING?

An informal walk will be held on Sunday 9th September

Starting at Minstrels Music Centre. At 2pm.

A few members from LAWPG will be joining us for an

Providing edu- cational & informative hands-on encounters with exotic animals, informal chat as we stroll along. The walk will last Spiders, Snakes, Lizards, Insects are just some of the animals you could be meeting, around 2hours taking in fields, road, and meadows beside and not forgetting my beautiful barn owls. Available for: river. Schools, Youth Groups, Birthday Parties, Shows & Rallies. Fairs & Fates, Everyone who attends will be responsible for themselves Care Homes etc. and any children. For your Hands on experience call Richard on : 01566 781419 0r E-mail: [email protected] Please bring a picnic to have at the end, if weather is Web site http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/animalencounters good by lake, if not at Verna's, with Teas etc. Rates vary according to distance PAGE 36 PAGE 9 While doing the one above, they will think of words that sound the same but have differ- GAZZA’S TAXI SERVICE ent spellings which gives opportunities to find other words sounding the same but spelt Call me on : 07538737898 differently – e.g. hare/hair, pare/pair/pear, maid/made, where/wear/ware, stare/stair, Free phone: 08000 236 362 sea/see, great/grate, been/bean, toe/tow, to/too/two, nose/knows, etc. This offers lots of conversations about which you use when, etc. Again they could make their own special books. Will go anywhere Of course, this also lends itself to discussing the meanings of words spelt the same but with different meanings e.g. tap, sink, mine, show, bulb, etc. It is worth putting a list together to start them off. If they have access to paper and pencils, ask them to draw literal pictures of funny sayings Last years winner we use everyday, e.g. ‘Mum’s on the phone’, ‘My teeth are chattering’, ‘I have butterflies in 2012 Photographic Exhibition and my tummy’, ‘It’s raining cats and dogs’, etc. Again, it’s worth having a few ready before Competition starting. Make the longest sentence – start with a noun such as ‘rabbit’ then keep adding adjectives e.g. one rabbit, one grey rabbit, one young grey rabbit, one young soft grey rabbit, one On 23rd September 2012 Otterham young soft grey rabbit with long ears, etc – introduce a verb e.g. hopped and add adverbs and Hall, Marshgate, will – hopped sadly, hopped slowly and sadly – where? - down the lane, down the country lane, stage the fifth Photographic Exhibi- down the long country lane etc. Children gain additional points in their SATs writing if tion to be held as part of the fund- they add interest to what they write so playing this encourages them to add better de- raising for a new Village Hall, and scriptions in their writing. I always found that they could come up with excellent ideas admission is free! As previously, the but rarely used them so heaps of praise and sounding impressed will help them recognise exhibition will be used to decide the the value in their ideas. photographs to be included in a cal- Another idea linked to that above is to take a verb such as ‘went’ then try to find as many endar for next year, sales of alternative words that could be used like: walked, skipped, shuffled, ambled, sauntered, which will provide the funds together with associated sponsorship by Barclays etc. It is surprising how involved everyone gets trying this especially if you give a large target. Bank. In the same vein, take a noun like ‘dog’ – pooch, hound, poodle, setter, etc Another way children gain extra points in their writing is to add time clauses so trying to Cream teas will be available for you to enjoy whilst considering which think of as many as they can e.g. Next, The day before, Last night, During the lunch hour, photographs to vote for, and there will be a raffle. After tea, etc Joining two sentences – how many ways? – e.g. Mum made tea. I read my book. - Mum made The exhibition, which will be open from 2:00 p.m. until 4:30 p.m., has plenty tea while I read my book. Mum made tea after I read my book. Mum made tea then I read of free car parking and will be wheelchair friendly. my book. Mum made tea before I read my book, etc With so much effort, it would be a shame not to turn these ideas into their own book, Entries for the Exhibition can be accepted until 8th September and should be in illustrated with a laminated cover. This would make a lovely Christmas present for family, landscape format, either digital or print but with the ratio of 7:5 for length friends and possibly their teacher. If they have access to a computer, several copies could be made. On the back they could add their publishing house, price, blurb, etc. Com- and width. Full details are available by going to the Hall website at pare the covers of different books for more ideas. www.otterhamandstjuliothall.org and clicking on the Photo Comp link, or on Can you think of names, place names, objects, flowers, etc starting with each letter of the the posters on display at the Hall, outside Marshgate Stores and on the alphabet? Tresparrett noticeboard. Perhaps they could make an alphabet banner to hang in their bedrooms. Use the letters in everyone’s name as the initial letters of words to describe that person.

PAGE 35 PAGE 10 SUMMER TIME ACTIVITIES (or WET DAYS/WEEKENDS)

Hello again! Unfortunately, due to the wonders of technology the original version of this disappeared into the ether so failed to show in last month’s gazette. Apologies! I think these activities are still useful for various situations so I am sharing them again this month. As time has moved on, you may find yourselves more often indoors so I have add- ed ideas in italics for these occasions. In case you find yourself with children getting bored on car journeys or having to hang about with nothing to do and need to entertain them, here are some ideas that will fill the time but are extremely useful exercises to help support your children’s education: Using the letters from the car in front’s number plate to make words but also keeping the letters in the same order e.g. MNG – manage. The game could be made more inter- esting by saying that the one who makes the longest word is the winner or simpler for younger children by just using the first letter. At home, using a newspaper headline to pick out letters, names, cutting out letters of the alphabet – any way of choosing will add fun to the game. Or using the numbers to make sums. For older children the challenge might be: ‘How many numbers can you make using those numbers by adding, taking away, multiplying and/or dividing?’ Throwing 3 dice or choosing playing cards would provide numbers to use. Making numbers by giving them for example 1, 2, 3 and 4 – Can they make every number to 20 only using those numbers, e.g. 1 x 1 = 1, 1 + 1 = 2, 2 + 1 = 3 and so on to (2 + 3) x 4 = 20? What other numbers can they make? How many different ways can they make each number e.g. 4 -3 = 1 or 4 – 2 - 1 = 1 etc. Choose a number, 12 works well, and ask them to think of as many sums that make that total of 12 – have a challenge of 50 – what tends to happen is that they discover use- ful facts such as using 0, adding and taking away the same number e.g. 12 + 7 – 7 = 12, multiplying by 1, dividing a number by itself, etc and once they have these ideas the sums they can make are almost limitless, become progressively intricate and gives a fantastic amount of practise – much more fun than doing ‘sums’ on a piece of paper. However, giving them a roll of scrap paper or sticking sheets together is great fun – to make the longest sum ever, e.g. a sum that goes all the way from the kitchen to …. Guess my number – everyone chooses a number and then gives clues for the others to guess what it is. Of course, this could be played by sticking a post-it note on everyone’s forehead with a secret number on. Give them a three-lettered word e.g. ate. How many words can they spell that end in ‘ate’? - e.g. bate, crate, date, fate, gate, grate, hate, late, mate, plate, rate, skate, etc – this is a very useful spelling tool as often children think learning to spell is endless and don’t realize that once they’ve learnt one spelling many others follow with little effort. This would also provide an opportunity for them to make their own rhyming dictionary – younger children could make simple ones, such as at, bat, cat, fat, etc. They could even illustrate them. PAGE 34 PAGE 11 REGULARS REHOBOTH SERVICES 2nd September 11am Mr Parsons 7pm Sing a Long 9th To be arranged 16th 11am Mrs E Paynter 7pm Sing a Long Who Are We: 23rd 11am Mr D Daniel Launceston Foodbank provides food boxes to local families and individ- uals who find themselves in a time of crisis. We work with local statuto- 30th 11am Rev Stephen Caddick ry and voluntary organisations such as Schools, Pre School's, Doctors, 7pm Sing a Long Churches, who can issue 'Foodbank Vouchers’; we then exchange these vouchers with food.

Collection Points: St Nicholas Church, Tresmeer If you would like to donate food we have collection baskets at Tesco, HARVEST FESTIVAL Co-op Newport and Co-op Town Square, Curves and also at local Sunday 16th September at 3pm churches. Mr. P. Parsons How Can You Help: Sunday 30th 3pm with the Archdeacon You can help by becoming a volunteer, donating food or organising a 'can drive', organising collections through your workplace, school or Everyone welcome church, or even just by telling people about us.

Opening Times: Mondays & Thursdays 10am till 12 noon – Unit 13D, Newport Industrial Treneglos Church Estate, PL14 8EX There will normally be a service of Tuesdays & Fridays 10am till 12 noon – Central Methodist Church, Tow- Holy Communion at 3pm on the first Sunday of each month, except for: er Street, Launceston, PL15 8AZ Sunday 23rd September at 3pm: Harvest Thanksgiving If you feel you need any other information please feel free to contact – Sunday 7th October at 3pm: Patronal Festival Service (St Gregory the Great) Rachael Collard, Manager: 01566 779550 Dec 9th at 7.30pm - Carol Service Or Email [email protected] In these months there will be no service on the first Sunday. Details of all services in the Week St Mary Circle can be found online at: www.achurchnearyou.com/treneglos

PAGE 12 See page 38 for answers. PAGE 33 "NO MATTER WHAT THE SEASON WE HAVE A CAKE FOR ANY REASON"

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PAGE 32 PAGE 13 The Bookshop New Company Name

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PAGE 14 PAGE 31 FOR SALE Something to Smile About

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PAGE 29 PAGE 16 Soldiers, Saliors, Airmen, and families Association L. READ. SSAFA Forces Help

General Builder For 127 years the charity SSAFA Forces Help has been helping serving For all Building Work, New Work, Renovation and ex-service men and women and their families in need. & Refurbishment In Cornwall they have thirty five volunteers who visit the homes of those Plumbing, Carpentry, Electrical, Plastering, in need with the object of resolving their problems and offering practical Roofing, Block Work, Stonework, and emotional support. Most problems tend to be financial such as a wid- Decorating, Landscaping ow being unable to afford funeral expense or someone on a low income suddenly being faced with buying a new cooker. Having checked the cli- Phone or email for quotations, ents eligibility and income, SSAFA ensure that they are receiving all the information or advice state benefits to which they are entitled ad then tries to obtain grants from Phone: 01566 785648 the service and if applicable, the civilian benevolent fund connected with Mobile: 07966753979 the relevant service or civilian employment. Email: [email protected] boscastlebuliders.co.uk SSASA’s motto is “one day’s service– a lifetime of support” for , to, quali- fy for their everlasting free help, one day’s service by a member of the family is all that is needed.

RON’LL FIX IT! JIVE CLUB This article is not a fundraising appeal, but an appeal for help in locating Handyman Warbstow Community Centre those eligible for SSAFA’s help. For more information, please contact the secretary on Thursdays 7.30pm till 10pm 01872 863078, E-mail: [email protected] or look up SSAFA (Frogpool) in the business Listings in the phone book. £3 per person Beginners & Improvers lessons

What are “Pink Lady, Cox’s Orange Pippin and Newton’s? Ring Onions and leeks belong to the same plant family. True or False? All small jobs around the house Louise & Adrian Stevens What is Bouquet Garni? 01566 781587 Sugar beet and Sugar Cane produce identical sugar, True or false? including electrics, plumbing, Can you name 6 different types of sugar? carpentry. For more details. Why is sugar bad for your teeth? Bees produce honey, a natural sweetener. How many flowers would 500 bees need to visit to make 500g honey? Low rates In which country is tea drinking thought to have originate? Call Ron 01566 781297 Mane 3 herbs or spices beginning with T. What is the difference between black tea leaves and green tea?

See page 40 answers.

PAGE 28 PAGE 17 GOING AWAY? Ex’ Guide Dogs for the Blind dog walker and trainer is available to board dogs in my own home, also birds and small animals. I’m also available for dog walking any time. Please ring for details ( reasonable rates ). Also pony poo free to collector. Tel. 01566 86674 Free range eggs 90p 1/2 dozen Can deliver

Canworthy Water Under 5’s

Meet on Mondays, between 10:30 & 10:45ish

OPENING SOON Drink and Snacks supplied Livery offered in newly refurbished yard in Marshgate, near . We Warm and friendly are a small friendly yard offering D.I.Y. assisted, retirement livery and tailor Fun and games made packages to suit individual needs. We are planning to have all work Call Auntie Rachel on 01566 781 275 completed by October, there is 16 acres of grazing and 8 stables, (a mixture of traditional and loose boxes all under cover) Yard and Driveway are monitored by CCTV, there is a 40 x 20 outdoor sand school, horse wash box, Solarium planned for later this year, secure tack room, feed and rug room, hay or hay- lage (depending on availability) and straw available at a DOG TRAINING CLASSES weekly charge, hay steamer should your horse require it and experienced help available. Held at Tresmeer Village Hall Tea coffee making facilities along with washing machine Please note change of times for winter for those bandages and small items that need washing, there Mondays: is also a toilet available for clients to use. Please contact us to discuss your requirement's 1:00pm - 2:00pm - Puppies 2:00pm - 3:00pm - Improvers 07891780838 Ring Doris Stephens on 01566 775829

PAGE 18 PAGE 27 Quick Sticky Toffee Puddings NEATE FEET 4 Large chocolate muffins, crumbled MOBILE FOOT HEALTH 50g/20z sultanas Small knob of butter, for the ramekins or dish PRACTITIONERS O7870 508867 For the Sauce Toenail clipping, , 50g/20z light muscovado sugar Callus Removal, 50g/20z butter Padding's & Dressings, 75ml/21/2 fl oz double cream Verrucaes, Vanilla ice cream to serve Everything you need to keep your feet in tip top condition, Reflexology also available.

Heat oven to 200c/180c fan/gas 6. Mix the crumbled muffins with the sultan- Members of the Alliance of private sector of chiropodists as. Divide between 4 buttered ramekins or 1 baking dish. Cover with foil and bake for 8 mins or just warmed through. Meanwhile make the sauce. Put the sugar, butter and cream in a small pan and gently heat together, stirring until the sugar dissolves. Pour the sauce over the muffin mixture and serve warm with ice cream. If you could do whatever you liked for a day, What would you choose to do ? One family staying at Little Harbour had two siblings who were asked to choose what they’d like to do that day, whether they’d like to visit a local attraction, go shopping, spend the day Central Heating * Servicing * Bathrooms * Solar Panels on the beach, just go out and about. Their answer….? Craig Williams “We want to stay here at Little Harbour because it’s so brilliant!” Mum & Dad went out on their own for the day and over breakfast the siblings made a list of what they wanted to do; Plumbing & Heating Engineer Jacuzzi, Computer Room, Messy Play, relax for a bit, ride the bikes in the gardens, The Barton, Laneast, Launceston, PL15 8PN Soft Play Room, and, have loads of fun!! All the items were ticked off the list several times over! OFTEC & Gas Safe, APPROVED Many families staying at Little Harbour are enjoying their first or only opportunity to have a holiday. Whenever you drop a coin in a collecting tin, attend an event, or buy a Christmas Oil & gas servicing card, you’re helping us to create magical memories for children and their parents, giving them the time and space to enjoy life. If you’d like to see why the children wanted to stay in the children’s hospice rather than go out, contact Little Harbour – 01726 871 800 One Monday in each month the house is unoc- cupied and guided tours can be arranged by appointment. If you’d like to support one of our events, look for the advertisements in this magazine Tel: 01566 880103 Or if you’d like to help with fundraising, either by holding your own event, or joining Mobile : 07721 421874 Launceston Friends Group, ring Lavinia on 01566 772845 or Judy on 01837 52365 Emergency 24 hour call-out

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Dunmere Road Garage, Dunmere Road, , Cornwall PL31 2QN 2011 COACH EXCURSIONS Children’s Creative Weekend

Coombeshead, Lewannick, Launceston ST 1 SEPTEMBER NATIONAL GARDENING SHOW SHEPTON MALLET ND Saturday 27th & Sunday 28th October 2012 1-2 SEPTEMBER BLANDFORD STEAM FAIR WEEKEND 11th September WIDECOMBE RAIR 10.00am to 4.00pm Free admission 10th OCTOBER TAVISTOCK GOOSEY FAIR Children’s creative workshops 29TH OCT –2 NOV MOCK CHRISTMAS/TURKEY7TINSEL ILFRACOMBE. 5 DAYS/4 with shopping mall for Mum and Dad NIGHTS

Woodland Treasure Trail each day. 3rd NOVEMBER BRIDGEWATER CARNIVAL new Saturday Date. Butterfingers the lady clown 11 to 1 on Saturday 18th NOVEMBER HOLIDAY on ICE Family Dog Show from 12.00 noon on Sunday 19th to 24th NOVEMBER FOLKESTONE CHRISTMAS SHOPPER & FRANCE Home made Refreshments available all day – make your own pizza for lunch! TURKEY AND TINSEL 30th NOVEMBER DICKENSIAN EVE & CHRISTMAS TREE FESTIVAL TAVISTOCK Thursday 13th September, Tintagel Social Hall, 8pm. 1at December CLARKS SHOPPING VILLAGE One of the Choir’s regular series of five Summer Prom Concerts 16th DECEMBER MOUSEHOLE AND ANGARRACK LIGHTS With chairman Bryan Ede, guest soloists, raffle and auction of produce. £5

Tintagel Orpheus Male Voice Choir is always open for new members, at any level of ability. FOR BOOKINGS AND ENQUIRIES PLEASE CALL Rehearsals are on Tuesdays at the Methodist Church Schoolroom in Tintagel, 7.15 – 9.30pm. 01208 77989/01208 72669 Website:www.grouptravelcoachhire.com Please call Bob Metters on 01840 213736 for further information, or visit www.tintagelmalevoicechoir.org.uk Email: [email protected] Registered Charity No. 1125934

PAGE 20 PAGE 25 Know your Parish Councillors Chair: Mrs Barbara Brown Tel: 01566 781362 Vice Chair: Mr Peter Turner Tel: 01566 781808 Mrs Mary Walters Tel: 01566 781411 Mrs Julie Walters Tel: 01566 781339 Mrs Fenella Gardiner 01566 781319 Meetings now held at Rehoboth Church rooms.

Clerk: E-mail: [email protected]

Flower Festival

A very successful flower festival was held over the bank holiday at St Nicholas Church. There were 300 visitors over the weekend to view the wonderful flower displays portraying events during the 60 year reign of Queen Elizabeth II. The fifteen displays were done by people from local churches and surrounding areas. Food was served at the village hall over the weekend and grateful thanks to all who supplied food and helped in any way. This was a joint venture by Tresmeer Church and The Village Hall. A Songs of Praise was held at Tresmeer Church on Sunday evening, which was led by Canon G Pengelly, assisted by Mr J Shapter. The readings were by Mr P Parsons. Canon G Pengelly thanked everyone for a wonderful community event.

Funds in the region of £500 was made.

PAGE 24 PAGE 21 Tresmeer Parish Council . Next meeting. Monday 10th September at 7.30pm The Newport Friar Launceston Everyone welcome Featuring

Launceston Police Cadets come to Tresmeer, recreation ground, to join the youth of this area to a game of football and other fun games. Come and join in a fun evening between 7pm –9pm Wednesday 12th September Refreshments supplied

Back by popular demand “Puppet Craft” with “Circle of Tales” Saturday 22nd September at 3pm. Refreshments. Presenting the finest fish and chips available Adults £6 Child/Cons £4 Family £14 Call in or Phone your order In advance on 01566 778800 Between 11:30am and 2pm McMillan Coffee Afternoon. 5pm and 8:30pm Sunday 23rd September. Tresmeer Village Hall. 3pm till 5pm Closed Sundays Cake Stall Ample Parking and very friendly service

Jumble Sale. Tresmeer Village Hall. Remember to call in for any specials of the month Saturday 6th October. 2pm Not forgetting our on-going O.A.P special Of 10% discount and FREE mushy peas!! Harvest Supper Adults £7 Child £5 The chippy that cares about its customers!!! Saturday 20th October. At Tresmeer Village Hall. 6.pm

Line Dancing Evening At Tresmeer Village Hall with “Dave Whitmore” Saturday 27th October. Contact Maureen: 01409 261120

Christmas Bazaar. Saturday 24th November here at Tresmeer Village Hall Bookings now being taken. £10 full table £5 half table.

Live Music with “CAHOOTY” back by popular demand. Tresmeer Village Hall. Saturday December 1st (prices later)

Christmas Wine & Wisdom. £3 per person. Dressing up optional. Prize for best dressed team/individual. Friday 7th December….7.30pm

For any further information please call Julie 01566 781819

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