Dragon Magazine #229
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Blessed are the Geek think it all started on December 8, 1980. While Mark David sand dunes, complete with water balloons as our weapons. We Chapman fired four bullets into John Lennon in the entrance watched Star Trek: The Next Generation religiously. The comic way to the Dakota Apartments, I was being fitted for my first book shop became a hangout, and we openly admitted to lik- pair of glasses. That night I had the first of what became a ing the film version of Dune. We were not afraid. recurring nightmare. I’m in the cafeteria waiting in the lunch line. I need no longer be uneasy with my geekdom; the geek is If’s 11:30 A.M. on a Tuesday. I know this because I look at the clock now a pop culture icon. About a month ago, the local paper that hangs above the sign that reads, “Today’s Special - Sloppy even ran an article about the fashionability of geeks. It’s “cool” Joes.” I’m wearing knit pants with a matching brown vest and a to look “uncool,” and we’re scoring big all over the place. If you turtleneck. The older, okay-looking football player standing behind don’t believe me, just look around you. Cable television now me says, “Guys don’t make passes at girls who wear glasses.” has a channel devoted to nothing but science fiction. You can Without turning to look at him, I take my lunch tray from the heavy- watch four variations of the Star Trek series. TheX-Files is one of set woman with purple hair and sit down by myself. Then the name the most popular shows in the country. Forrest Gump was one calling starts, “Hey four eyes! Metal mouth! Did your mommy dress of the highest grossing films of 1994. Nerdy pocket protectors you this morning?” I open my mouth to say something but only end have evolved into fanny packs. Wearing glasses is trendy. The up spitting out partially chewed sloppy joe. Suddenly I can’t breathe, ultimate geek anthem, Gary Numan’s “Cars,” has matured into and my jaw feels wired shut. The cafeteria erupts in laughter. I wake “He Thought of Cars” by Blur. And last August, 30,000 of us up gasping and coughing. That was when it began. That was descended upon Milwaukee for four days of fun, fantasy, and when I realized I was a nerd. science fiction. When I reached high school, I tried to hide my true nerd self. I played varsity soccer and tennis. I was a member of the stu- I now have a different recurring dream. I’m walking down an dent government. I wore preppy clothes and even, gasp, aisle in a crowded auditorium wearing hush puppies, brown cor- permed my hair. My braces came off, and my parents finally let duroy trousers, and an argyle sweater. I work my way up to the stage me get contacts. I fit in so well that the anti-social club didn’t and stand in front of the podium. I lean in toward the microphone ask me to be a member. But that lasted only a year — and then before me and I say “Hi, my name is Michelle, and I’m a geek.” The I met some people who were just like me — and we were tired crowd stands and applauds. of hiding. I cut my hair, I wore pieces of brown packaging tape on my jeans, and my friends and I printed T-shirts that read “Misfits of Society.” We wore them with pride. In college, my friends and I organized all-day gaming ses- sions of the AD&D® game or Chaosium’s Call Of Cthulhu. During summer break we drove to Teri Andre State Park and played war games in the Publisher Associate Publisher Editor-in-Chief Editor Art director TSR, Inc. Brian Thomsen Pierce Watters Anthony J. Bryant Larry W. Smith Editor Associate editor Subscriptions U.S. advertising U.K. correspondent/advertising Dave Gross Michelle Vuckovich Janet L. Winters Cindy Rick Carolyn Wildman Printed in the USA # D RAGON 229 3 Magic Miscibility James Collier So you’ve got all this magic. What can go wrong? Page 8 The Rhabdomancer Steve Berman It’s finders keepers for mages who specialize in divining and dousing. Page 12 Illusions of Grandeur Rogers Cadenhead Hear Emil Duli Wonk tell you what you really need to know for your PC illusionists. Page 20 Curses Ed Rice When you want to do your very worst. Page 28 A Wizards’ Three Chris Perry Three new mages: frost wizards, fiend slayers, and spiritualists. Page 40 The Dimensional Wizard Barry A.A. Dillinger A new kit for wizards specializing in dimensions and planar travel. Page 50 Survival of the Smartest Lloyd Brown III Heed your instructor and keep those 1st-level mages alive. Page 66 MAY 1996 Columns 3 . The Wyrm’s Turn Departments Geeks of the world, unite. We have nothing to lose but our pocket protectors. Bazaar of the Bizarre: 6 . D-Mail Reader’s letters on our new look, Krynn, and The Magic of India Toril. Michael Selinker Magical items from the India of song 61 . Role of Books and legend. John C. Bunnell reads the newest novels. Page 33 89 . Sage advice Skip Williams answers questions on spell work- Rogue’s Gallery: Tylk ing and some optional rules. Skip Williams Meet Til-Kyrmeldur ap Puirdoch, Tylk to 93 . Cons & Pros his friends. This half-elven druid/ranger We let you know where the conventions are believes in the goodness of all. and who’s going to be there. Page 47 95 . RPGA® Network News Network coordinator Scott Douglas presents a Campaign Classics: few of his 297 Rules of Convention Attendance. The Wu Jen 97 . Forum Dave “Zeb” Cook Letters this month contain advice for DMs and The powerful mage from the Oriental Adventures players, as well as a discussion on women in gets a facelift for 2nd Edition. gaming. Page 54 108 . Role-playing Reviews Dungeon Mastery: Rick Swan takes a virtual vacation. “A” is for NPC 120 . The Current Clack Keith Strohm Allen Varney talks about the industry. Tips on making a Grade-A NPC Page 85 Magic Doesn’t Other Material Always Go “Boom” 99 . Knights of the Dinner Table Christopher Byler 100 . DragonMirth Not all magic has to be flashy. Page 72 102 . Gamer’s Guide 104 . Floyd 117 . TSR Previews 76 The Taking of Mount Nevermind (DragonLance®: Tales of the Fifth Age) David Wise Pyrothraxus the Great, a mighty red dragon, claims his new home. There’s just one tiny problem. # DRAGON 229 5 Magic Goes Away,” “Off-the-Cuff NPCs,” uct. We’re hoping to continue to make it and “Improve with Improv.” even better in the coming months. David L. Kinney Chicago, IL Soth is back on Krynn? Dear DRAGON Magazine: Dear DRAGON Magazine: I have not read DRAGON Magazine with In the novel Dragons of Summer any regularity since 1989. I picked up Flame, Lord Soth makes an appearance. issue #225 (January) with a little hesita- In the novel Knight of the Black Rose, Lord tion, but I heard the magazine was Soth is supposedly drawn into the land regrouping, and I thought I would give it of Ravenloft. How could he be in both? a try. I was not disappointed. I’m asking because I run a RAVENLOFT® The reason I hadn’t bought a DRAGON campaign and my brother runs a Magazine in so long is that it had noth- DRAGONLANCE® campaign, and we can’t ing to offer me as a DM or a player. In figure out which one Soth belongs to. More on the new look issue #225, however, I will be able to Oh... in the short story “Kindling” Dear DRAGON® Magazine: use almost every article in some way (issue #225), who was the red dragon, I haven’t opened a current issue of (except for the PLAYER’S OPTION™ rules). and where does she come from? DRAGON Magazine for the last three years, I have, however, one strong criticism. David Alden since I let my subscription run out. For I do not like polybagged magazines. Palmdale, CA some reason, the articles ceased to be Considering DRAGON Magazine has not relevant to me and my campaigns. I been useful to me for seven years, I Reread Dragons carefully. Lord Soth noticed the January (#225) and February questioned buying #225. I don’t like himself is not seen on Krynn. He is rumored (#226) issues on a bookstore rack and buying products sight unseen. Although to be there, reported to be leading his legion the new format captured my curiosity. I I am filled with hope for DRAGON of undead knights. Don’t trust rumors. Soth purchased both issues and promptly Magazine’s future, I will pay $4.95 for a is the dark lord of Sithicus, and dark lords began perusing the articles. polybagged magazine only to find it is can’t leave their realms. So unless you have I must commend you for your efforts of no use to me once or twice before I some phenomenal planar shift that alters all in revamping the magazine — they have stop buying it altogether. sorts of realities (which, granted, the Chaos really paid off. Ed May god may have created), Soth is stuck in The format and layout of the maga- Demiplane of Dread for the present time. zine are much friendlier and — more Dear DRAGON Magazine: Your brother’s out of luck.