THE CORD WEEKLY
Bussing issue drives onward
By Mike Strathdee Blaine Connolly Plans are presently in the making which may very well see the implementation of a reduced bus fare program for post- secondary students for September, 1983. The A group of student leaders from U would be receiving a lump sum. result this of Wand Laurier put forth three students, as a of option, proposals which would reduce bus could be guaranteed rider privileges fares for post-secondary students at for the entire term. tlie Kitchener Transit Advisory WLUSU president, Steve Patten, committee's meeting on Tuesday. said that the meeting produced an WLIJSU president, Steve Patten, important result. Alderman Biggs, a represented Laurier and Wim member o I the Advisory Simonis, President of the U of W C ommitt ee, ma d e a mot i on Federation of Students represented instructing Kitchener Transit staff U of W at the meeting. to study the effects of the proposals Three discount schemes were and to circulate their findings bv the proposed to the Transit Advisory next meeting. (Since Tuesday's Committee. meeting was the last which will be A' reduced regular fare, an held by the current committee, that extension of the present system, will not occur until the end of allows the greatest potential usage January.) Patten was pleased that for the student. This option would "some concrete direction emerged to off ÜBC fans go ape in Vanier Cup victory. The Thunderbirds humiliated the Mustangs 37-14 cap welcome weekend travel by students from the meeting." he added that the This student will be an undefeated season. Story and pic page 14. I'lioio hr Kevin \lc I uddcu to shop in the downtown areas. representatives proposal sees little or no additional meeting with Kitchener Transit burden on the region. employee Wallv Beck at the A reduced monthly pass is beginning of January for further shortchanged presently available to high school discussions. Universities students and senior citizens. This Wim Simon's Federation ol report, however, sees many high Students' President at the U of W, students better position saw the meeting as a good step by Bruce Maule According to Dr. Weir, been interested in a WLU flag for school in a to pay transit fares than most towards success. According to Dr. Weir, president universities have become the weak some time. university students. This is "We are definitely going to pursue of WLU. the university funding sister on spending priorities in the Wage settlements were approved proposal also an extension of the discount matter." As of now, Simonis problem is most acute in Ontario. past five years. Hospitals have by the Board. The agreement calls the and is not seen by the stated, the topic is officially referred The grant per student in Ontario is received 52% more funding and for an across-the-board increase of program to additional to the research and planning people $4,273.48 whereas the national elementary schools have received 5.4% effective Irom October 19. report pose any problems or costs. the region. average is $5,190.79. Ontario ranks 439? more while universities have 19X2 to October 8, 1983. This in Wim Simonis plans to make sure tenth: the worst. seen a 23% decrease. When inflation settlement falls in line with limits The third option set forth discusses his committee will keep on top of the The current 1982-83 budget is taken into account, universities imposed under the Ontario Inflation tlie reduced four-month pass and is seen by the staff people in the region to en- surplus is running' at $5,571. have seen a real decrease in funding Restraint Act. A contract had been package report to be beneficial to both the transit sure that the issue does not lose its However, the total surplus in the of 12%,. This is during a time when signed for an 1' < increase but it was 1 forcefulness. bank is in excess of six million enrollment is up by 3%. rolled back. This translated into a system and the students. The administration of the program One of the previous drawbacks dollars. It was pointed out, however, The effect of this is taking its toll savings on wages of almost one that the actual operating surplus is in the balance sheets of Ontario's million dollars. would be simplified and the region con'l on page f> growing smaller each year. These universities. Only four or five out of facts were some of the items on the Ontario's fifteen universities have a agenda of the Board of Govenors current surplus this year. Carleton A lunar eclipse for New Years Meeting held last week. University in Ottawa lost millions the A presentation was made by last year. by Rob Robotham minutes before it enters the umbra; amounts of debris into atmosphere. Some people President Weir on the current The problem is further A favourable total lunar eclipse then a dull grey patch may be seen believe the amount of dust released has situation of Government funding compounded by the grant system. In will occur during the morning hours on the moon's eastern edge. that been the this century. (This for universities. One of the major the first year a student is at WLU, of December 30. 1982. 1982 has been The appearance of the moon greatest dust also problems it seems, is that of the university receives no grant a good year for lunar eclipses: when in the umbra often depends on excessive amount of has caused the red sunsets of directing Federal money earmarked money because the formula works Britian and much of Europe conditions in the earth's unusually these lour months.) for post-secondary education to its on the last year's enrollment figures. observed one in January while most atmosphere. Often, during totality past in the actual intended program. In short, In the second, some grant money is of North America witnessed an (when the moon is completely inside With so much debris
the federal government feels the received, but not all of it. It is not excellent lunar eclipse - the best since the earth's shadow), the moon is not atmosphere, refracted sunlight is con'l on 6 money it gives the provinces for until later years that the funding 1857 - on July 6. completely black but shows a deep, page university education is being used catches up. A total lunar eclipse occurs when coppery orange hue. The moon may for difterent purposes. In addition to this, the funding the moon passes through the earth's appear red because of the sunlisihl There is no law that forces the formula works in such a way that if shadow; since the apparent diameter being refracted through the earth's province to use this money as is one university increases its size, of the earth's shadow is considerably atmosphere. However, when the initially intended. Over the last five while another maintains its size, the larger than that of the moon, it often earth's atmosphere contains much years, the provinces share offunding second will actually receive less takes a few hours for the moon to dust, volcanic debris, and has dropped from 709? to 50%. This money. This was beneficial for WLU pass through the earth's shadow. particulates from recent volcanic . is not because of an increase in the while we were growing, but now that The dusky, light, outer art of the erruptions, the moon can appear ; federal government's support, but of we have reached our maximum size, shadow is called the penumbra; the quite dark during totality. a decrease in the part of the Province it will begin to work to our dark, inner shadow is the umbra. This was the case with the July 6 °112 Ontario. In fact, the percent of detriment. When the moon is in the penumbra, eclipse. Earlier in the year the | provincial expenditures earmarked A further burden is placed on our the moon will not appear unusual volcano. El Chicon in southern |por University funding has dropped universities by the fact that Ontario until approximately 15 or 20 Mexico, errupted and released vast v from 6.6% in 1976 to 5.4% this year, has 35'/ ofCanada's population but the r T same level of funding had been educates 40 '/< of Canada's university '-supplied, an additional support students. I he worst danger I would have been in excess of $208 fofseeable is that due to a marked Inside: : million. decline in funding, there will be a Weekly Chuckle In addition, funding for capital loss of interest in chosing teaching as Procrastination takes hold. p. ro 3 |^ -j ects has been lowered a career. There is a danger oflosing a r Bus 352 gets ragged. p. ji amatically in the past years. As a generation of professors. 5 How many WASPS does it take to any of the improvements Also established at the meeting Two. One to call Result, we change a lightbulb? , Laurier Berton talks about why act like Canadians. p. wants to make to the was a need for a WLU flag. Laurier 7 the other to mix m electrician and the >,^ Pus (such as the new Music is one of the few universities without Laurier students prove new idea for WilPs is sound. p. the drinks. lng) must be done with private a Hag. Major Earle Shelley, Alumni 9 t0r mone y- That's the reason for member of the board, will head a k!jf6 , , O.U.A.A. says no to distillery p. 12 Excellence in the Eighties" committee to look into the details, Lv. una [ raising campaign. such as a design. Major Shelley has 2 The Conl Weekly, Thursday, November 25, 19X2 Third world news irrelevant in Canada
by Priti Yelaja keep a reporter in the newsroom tribe in New Guinea." which are not the The a new necessarily most Pacific News Agmcv "Third world until the story bursts onto the scene. of a°Ut news is considered Ellwood was also critical the democratic or permissive, so most of California is a small o 01 academics p crat to be by and large irrelevant in He is then briefed by local "Big Four" international news the news that gets out is that which is a staff sympathetic ■ on i Canada," according to Wayne the situation and quickly jetted agencies: United Press Internation- deemed most acceptable. Also, the world. Gemini, another aP Ellwood. Canada off to the scene of the story." al, Associated Press, Reuters and involved made a pact used has fewer foreign This countries that to operate out of correspondents today than twenty "fireman approach" Ellwood says, AFP, a French agency. He said they they would avoid criticizing each England, but is now LotT' years ago and no full-time is based on economics. "Foreign were "extraordinarily powerful" other's actions. One.of the defunct great problems farin correspondents stationed in third news is not really what Canadians producing among them 90% of The International Press Serviej; third world countries § todav ' world are interested in, so editors tend to is « countries at all. foreign news coverage in the world. was started in Buenos Aires in the one of technology with ( 1 "Canada the was include it as an expansion of the But the third world, it early 1970'5. But /< of their Sees World" the although 30 dissemination of infor ,i lifestyles This appeals ma on b fourth and final installment of the section." to accounts for two-thirds of the funding came from UNESCO, so rather the low rate ofliteracyamn! "How to Decipher the News" series middle class sensibility and leaves world's population, merits only 20% there was some concern that some the people. "The more space for advertising and written wotf- sponsored by the Waterloo Public light, of the total coverage from these political issues would be avoided in least effective ,n educating J* Interest Research Group and the frothy copy." agencies. order to ensure continued monetary and making them aware Global Community Centre, All of this, according to Ellwood Ellwood went on to some outline support. Cont'd on page 6 Tuesday evening at the University creates a number of problems. We alternatives to using the "Big Four." ol Waterloo. Guest speaker Wayne tend to get the national One is the Non-aligned News Pool Ellwood, an editor of The New consciousness, perspective of the consisting of an organization offifty Internationalist magazine analysed Americans and Britons since they countries. The national agencies of Send foreign news coverage and proposed are the ones with wire services and each country pool the news and send Uflfcof alternatives from the third world. correspondents in the third world. it to a processing centre. The For their overseas coverage, the Moreover, the news we do get is the problem with this type of cards S eS * Canadian media largely depend on "journalism of exception" which arrangement is that these agencies M 112 *Letters V\\ ■ • Mailing Lists those known in the business as focuses on incidents that are are controlled by governments 1 "stringers". These are people who "graphic, colourful and outra- happen to be living in a particular geous." Ellwood further stated that / I worn Processing, Editing, Tup third world country and who in order to sell, news must meet I m 1 Erb Street West/ Waterloo periodically tile a storv. They are not constraints of time and space. "That TOP PRICES J with is, it must be current, short, affiliated a particular magazine concise John C. Routley, FOR B.A. £» J I or paper and are paid on a per storv and sex v." But using these criteria as / basis only - a sort of free-lance guidelines for coverage leads to a L.P. RECORDS reporting. distorted vision of what is really In Good PlayableCondition HI I wood went on to say that the going on in the world. "So we get Canadian media takes a revolutions without reasons and 886-6275^^^^^^ "fireman ENCORE approach" to news coverage. "They items of cultural curiousity. such as RECORDS 297 King St. East Kitchener 744-1370 Quality Records Bought & Sold // YOUR OWN WAREHOUSE
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AUIENTIC *S I I 4 The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 25. 19X2 THE CORD WEEKLY Editor Mike Strathdee News Editor Blaine Connolly The Cord weekly is published ..- by Entertainment Editor . Carl Clutchey Student Sports Editor Chuck Kirkham Publications of Wilfrid Laurier Universit Copy Editor Ralph D'Alessandro Editorial opinions are independent Production Manager Jackie Kaiser r»f 2' Production Assistants Michaela Reicht University, WLUSU and Nancy Stobbe Publications. The Cord reserves S.udet Fred the right to Photo Manager Taylor edit all articles and letters Photo Technician Larry Selby submitted to it Circulation & Filing Manager Nancy Bast The Cord is a member of the Advertising Manager Leah Leon Canadian Phone Number 884-2990, 884-2991 University Press cooperative. EDITORIAL Thanks, guys. This issue of the Cord, being our eleventh, (has the fall slipped away that quickly?) marks the halfway point of this year's production cycle. There will be a special issue next week, but other than that, this term is strictly for the history books. It's time to give some deserved credit to the people who labour to put out this publication each week. The editor's primary function is to direct traffic and make everyone else's life miserable. The lion's share of the actual work is done by a handful ol extremely dedicated (albeit somewhat warped) individuals whose collective labours determine the overall quality of each effort. I'm sure that someone's name will be forgotten along the way, but here goes. Bill Mcßain, President of Student Pubs, has a commendably high tolerence level, and is always ready to offer advice or to go looking for a new feezlebuster when the old one goes on the fritz. Feezlebuster breakdowns around this place seem to be a regular occurrence. Leah Leon, ad manager extraordinaire, works very hard at bringing in the ads and still manages to be perpetually pleasant to be around, a combination of personality traits which I am amazed by. Nancy Bast handles her circulation and filing duties faithfully and cheerfully, adding something positive to the office by her presence. Bev Biglow is our head typesetter. She trains new operators on an antiquated piece ol'junk, sets up and alters a weekly schedule involving 8 or 9 people working almost non-stop over a 3 day period, and somehow, doesn't realize what a key part she plays in the whole ballgame. On the whole, our typesetters are marvelous. They transform hastily typed copy into the finished product, aided only by their golden fingers, the grace of God and illegible instructions passed on by various editors. LETTERS
Tamaie Rally purpose, the route should be clear. All teams should finish, us the unsafe? evaluation should be based (in time and observation skill*. ATTENTION: The Cord Weekly In all. the event was enjoyable. The following are a lew comments These comments are intended to be and criticisms, intended to be constructive. We hope that they will constructive, regarding the Tamiae be considered when (hopefully not Car-Pub Rally ot Friday November if) Tamiae again coordinates such an 12. First, however we should point event. out that the Rally was a challenge, John Ruller and was eventful in spite of its shortcomings. Chris Smith The first point is that you should NOT be required to drive on a closed Congrats road; Larry Selby toils while most people sleep, developing roll after roll after roll your insurance coverage is of film-most of which never gets used anyways. Where is the justice? Fred voided while you are on such a road! Rugby Club Taylor, photo manager, is worth his weight in gold, platinum, or any other The bridge just after St. Jacobs (on the under precious commodity which you wish 10 mention. Quality, consistency, and A route) was eight to ten To the Editor, innovation all rolled into one person. Quality and care to do the best work inches of water when we arrived Congratulations are more than there possible are the terms most appropriate to describe the production manager's just before dusk. As well, the due to the Laurier Rugby Club lor attitude towards her job. Jackie Kaiser is a case study of an individual who road was marked CLOSED TO their strong performance this past takes pride in her work. As does her production assistant, Michela Reicht, who TRAFFIC. We believe this season, especially with regards to the somehow still finds time to write the occasional article, bless her soul. discouraged other B route teams their victory in Ohio against from Ralph d' Alessandro the man with the little blue highliter who tirelessly ferrets finishing the Rally. Ohio rugby champions. that out typographical errors from reams of copy, is also. an invaluable Upon arriving at the second last And it is this performance check-point (Breslau). question troubleshooter (Don't let him sucker you into a game of backgammon or we were upset should once again raise the snooker-he cleans all comers.) to find that the check-point had been of funding by the Athletic closed down. does not players If potential can be measured by the ability to take criticism and improve If Tamiae Department. Why should wish to specify a cut-off time for the representing this University have to Chuck Kirkham scores 100. He cares enough about the sports section to have Rally, then check-points should spend $25 of their own to get to an caught a strange improvementitis bug which produces better results everv time remain open untilall cars have either event? It would seem to me that out. passed, quit or been disqualified. some of the money Irom the new Carl Clutchev enigmatically retains his easy going good nature in the At -one check-point, directions Labatt's sponsorship should be re- madhouse according to Cord, providing entertaining company as well as an were to be given verbally entertaining section. to the directed Irom our not-so-successful navigators. T his resulted in some football team to our eager rugbv Then there is the news editor, the guy who maps out the largest section of the confusion, and inconsistencies from club, thereby giving them team paper, and takes a lot of Hack for being the biggest target. Blaine Connolly is team to team. All directions should status. keen, conscientious, and so bloody neat that some of us have a hard time trying be written, not spoken. Other universities fund rugby to find anything at all. Within the directions, an teams, football teams and soccer Patience, dedication, consistency and constant effort are the terms most indicated stop sign should not mean teams with little trouble. Even Brock appropriate to describe this group. Of course, they could not do their job a yield sign. Also some of the Univerisitv. whose rugby team won without help from writers, photographers, typists and critics throughout the measurements were not accurate. this year for the first time in lour rest of the Laurier populace. Thanks to all who have contributed this term. This is a must, especially in cities and years, funds that team handsomely- Your is essential. continued input urban areas. C'mon, Tufty. How about it. Mike Strathdee A rally, in the traditional sense, is don't think it's 100 much to ask. an evaluation of driver-navigator Sincerely. coordination and skill. For this Michele dower The' Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 25. 1982 5 VIEWPOINT Question of the Week
attack on Laurier's dining hall. Yes. it must be difficult to prepare food by Basil Healey for the masses that has some taste, Photos by Alfred Chong Bits and doesn't smell too offensive. But Little something be done to surely can How do we ever make by Dan Little it? limit the grease content in this food. One friend of mine clearly put Newsflash from Broadway...one What do you do to relieve stress after an exam some thought into this and We students are amazing dilemma, slice of Laurier's roast pork supplied come up with or midterm? lifeforms. .Each day we face the a unique and the hair oil requirements for the apparently for wrath of frustrated professors workable solution opening night of "GREASE". self-actualized, staying alive and happy in this brutal striving to be stand Rise up against the oppressor. in line-ups which tax ourendurance. environment. He claims, and I This is war. Send the cook extortion pull all-nighters, and generally deal quote, "all you gotta do is drink notes on the returning trays, refuse with enough stress to give Ann beers eh! There's lotsa calories in gravy in any form, stuff the Landers multiple breakdowns. How beer, beers keep you full, smiling, suggestion box with words the do we do it? How do we cope with there are no dishes to wash, and you computer won't accept... This these rigors, enjoy ourselves don't have to chew...". The funny attitude of "you pays your money, learn the immensely, and at same part about his theory is it apparently you takes your chances" must end! Carol Vreugdenhil time? The answer is certainly not our works. We are dying little by little with each diets! But seriously, with the way we eat. fry that slides down our throats. 2nd. vr. Music Room and it's All week the Torque no small wonder that health Have you got that "Bunker I get drunk and play my dining hall fill our needs for fries, services is always dealing with mentality"? You pull your helmet violin. bagels, and coffee, so efficiently w,e gastric problems. And as if the food down around your cars, crouch seek real And come the wasn't enough never food. cause, the stress we deeper in you foxhole and watch for weekend, there is always the myriad deal with serves to make matters the profs to launch a surprise of hamburger places, pasta parlors, worse. offensive. If this sounds familiar, and grease emporiums, waiting to What can you do? Is this insidious you need to take care of your system fill our maladjusted stomachs. Even plot prepared by the cooking grease, so it doesn't fail you in the midst of then, when money is tight and hands junk food, and gas tablet battle. Take care of yourself, eat forced, Kraft dinner fills the void companies, designed to erode our well, limit your coffee intake, and if nicely, and leftovers can be made health, destined to win? No! the food you get is gross—complain, into astrays for Christmas presents. students strike back. Start with an and loudlv. Pete Osborne 2nd. yr. I con. What's Ragging You? Go for a swim at the A.C' your Student I.D. Card. Just try it into exams, the library will grant you by Mike Lund (if you can no exceptions. A reader writes: sometime find the library). It doesn't matter if you When asked why this rule was so What rags me is having required have identification, steadfastly the course material available only on a wallet full of a enforced following truckload of books and notes, or response was obtained, "We reserve at the library. A case in point a don't sworn dean, want high school students - by they any using is Bus 352 Marketing. For all of our testiment the other Business courses, we receive will not believe that you are a the university typewriters." The this article handouts in class or shell out at the student here unless you can produce point of is merely to say your W.L.U. Card. that while the majority the Janet Geisberger bookstore. But for this one class 10 Student I.D. of library course, rule has staff and the entire readings are found only in the Of every an indeed university 2nd. yr. Bus. library reserve room. Some of the exception. In this particular case if staff is extremely polite and helpful, you happened to be carrying a a few people misusing a little bit of copies are in rough shape r after drinking. your wallet authority can undue the good that is Cio out having been handled and written on tuition receipt around in you would be allowed in your done. by hundreds of students. Many are. to type being essay. If this sounds In the future let's hope at best, difficult to read as many a little that those ridiculous to just imagine what with the authority use it wisely. students appear to have used them you, it would be like in P.S. the as notepaper. I ask you. Why is this if you were stuck a Keep letters coming and done? similar situation on the night before mavbe your beef will qualify for a paper was due. Although you may November's "RAG OF THE Possibly it is a method of forcing MONTH" award. students to get some exercise by be signed into the pub and signed having them travel to the library and walking down the staris into the reserve room. Thanks, but 1 can Bruce Mutten arrange my own exercise program. The Bitter it is Half Perhaps a way to force students You know what makes us bitter?—The Torque room. 3rd. yi . Psych. to learn how to use a photocopier. What's the attraction? Could it be the coffee (not likely)'.' As most people would rather spend Perhaps its the aroma ofcigarette butts or the stench ofstale conversation. Maybe the money on the copier than try to Go to the can. we go to hear some esoteric words from some read the articles in the general of wisdom unsuspecting philosophy Well, hubbub of the reserve room. Or student. in our opinion, the real reason we frequent the Torque room is could it be that this is merely a to be **bittf_r** scheme, thought up by some Prof, To such an to determine who has actually done justify attitude, we turn to your own experience; when was the last time went the the work by checking the sign out you to Torque, sat at a table with some of cards? Of course the administration your collegues and said something nice about someone? See what we mean? will say that the reason for this is to save money. BALONEY! Just take a There are other things that make us bitter about the Torque room. look at some of the handouts which For instance, why is the movie billboard always advertising the movie students receive in some of the other you already saw in IF.I not two weeks before? Sorry, our apologies, Patricia Chapman courses (eg Bus 211) and it is easy to how rude of us to presume that you saw that movie. Who goes to those movies anyway; we don't go and you don't go. It is quite possible see that "they" spare no expense in that • the Ist yr. Arts giving out useless handouts. only person who goes to these movies is SUPERCOP—Laurier's Can somebody please tell me what resident movie critic and video champion. Go out and party. justifies requiring some 400 students Enough general bitterness here's Danny's story: to go to the reserve room to search "The other day, it might have been a Tuesday, as I was being bitter out 10 semi-legible readings? with a few of my friends at a table in the Torque, 1 started to wonder M.J. V. why the jocks always sit at the same table. Do they call in reservations ahead of time or are they afraid of stumbling into an intellectual Your guess is as good as mine. conversation which may be found deeper in the bowels ofthe Torque.
And even though there is an abundance of chairsr . the jocks invariably What's ragging me these days is sit on the window ledge. This makes me bitter. And one more thing— that if you don't have a 'proper' doesn't the jocks' tailor know that there are other colours than wine piece ot identification you don't and gold (that means purple and yellow ifyou're from the east coast!). seem to be a real person. For After I contemplated this for a while, I thought 'Boy I could use a beer Ralph Johnston instance, if you don't have a Social right about now!', but alas it was already 2:30 p.m. and we all know Insurance Card, you can't gel what that means here at Laurier. 3rd. yr. Music employment. For a while, if you Now as we start our second bottle ofraunchy Ontario red, we have- didn t have an Age of Majoritv to admit there is at least one thing about the Torque that doesn't make Go to a dance and go wild Card, you couldn't get a drink. This us bitter—none of the entrance doors there are ever locked!! problem is quite prevelant at Bitterly yours. Scon MucKenzie W.L.U. Did you ever feel that if you didn't remember your W.L.U. Dan l.enz Student I.D. Card, you would be a Mike l.enz non-person on this campus? If you're bitter about something trivial and mindless, why not send Think about it. Everywhere you your letters to: - go they ask you for your I.D. Card. The Bitter Half and us: the best thing to do is think heavily then go la the Library and or instance, did you ever trv to C/O The Cord Man looking for schools to enroll in starting next scmeter. obtain the use of one of the Floor typewriters Third in the library without Student Onion Buildinu 6 The Cord Weekly. Thursday, November 25. 1952 Financial concerns limit nature of transit subsidization cont'd from naac 1 reduced fare deal would benefit student ridership if the four month Information which Kitchener "Something like this being responsible for has is doesn't Simonis sees as sporadic users. pass is implimented. He sees most of Transit on area students very help...that's for council to success is the term ot this decide" this lack of At present, Edmonton is the only increased ridership occurring at general in nature. Beck points out , Bcc prL'fers an alternative office of the Federation of students city in Canada to offer a four month off-peak hours. His estimate of that this needn't be the case. "If the wherebyi students would , kick in " officers. The region comes to pass deal to students. Kingston and 1200 purchasers for a $60 pass is a Federation and the Student Union fixed amount in their activity feest many of its crucial decisions during London are among university cities "rough guess" based on the present can agree on a common strategy, subsidize the cost of bus passes AH the period between January and which offer other transit subsidies to monthly pass system offered by the principle...(on the deal sought), we students would pay this ec the students. Transit Beck said that would he said. subsidize f April every year. Being Authority. proceed in depth," those who ride the busts term runs March Transit certain his On the of revenue loss. Beck said that Federation's until Kitchener employee- assumptions resulted in question since students alreadv Ist, there was some difficulty in co- Walter Beck told the Cord that he is derived price strategy. He added Beck pointed out that the city of pay automatically for some an Fither the working on researching all three that in determining a price limit its which they services ordinating agreement. proposed Kitchener must deficit never use, he would like previous administration was ty-ing options which have been presented lor the pass, the Transit Authority is increase to s'/< to comply with to see the principle extended in order up loose ends or the new to the Advisory Committee. When attempting to find a happy medium Ontario restraint guidelines. to resolve the bus pass issue administration was trying to asked which of the proposals is between viability and loss of funds. orientate itself in their new position. likely to receive th e most Beck admitted to being uncertain In the near future Simonis is consideration. Beck said that this of what the actual increased Morning twilight and sunrise anxious that the term be changed to would depend largely upon the ridership might be since the figures run from May Ist. In this way, he effect which any specific proposal which he bases his assumptions on to interfere with eclipse sees a greater likelihood of success would be likely to have on the city's are taken from a transit survey and the middle of the eclipse in co-ordinating agreements with revenue. "A large loss in revenue- based upon a system wide average. con'tfrom page / occurs at 6:29; and totality ends at the region, namely the bussing issue. would be deemed something we 6:59 am prevented from reaching the moon We may be able to view the The Transit Advisory committee shouldn't stress on." Beck presented moon during totality, consequently, the until it is only about half is concerned with possible revenue- estimates of the cost of implimenting way World News eclipsed moon may appear very through totality. impacts which would result from the four month student pass to the Increasingly dark. During the July 6 total lunar twilight and the moon's implimentation of the student Advisory Committee. He said that closeness to con't from page 2 eclipse, the Northern half of the the horizon will make propsals, and this will be explored in 1,200 purchasers of a four month the event situations, events, and crises around moon was a very dark grey while the extrememly hard to the Transit Commission Report. pass priced at $60 would result in a watch. The them." The radio and live-theatre was a dull orange. moon will Alderman Henry felt that it would $30,000 loss. One thousand southern half leave the umbra at 8:07 are two popular alternatives to the but, by then, the sun be prudent to concentrate on the purchasers of a pass priced at $65 Since most of the debris was will have risen written word in the third world and the moon set. four month pass proposal. This view would mean a loss of $20,000 and concentrated in the earth's Northern today. was explained on the grounds that that 850 passes sold at $75 would hemisphere, any stray sunlight was lillwood's maga/ine is doing its the people getting the benefit from cost the Transit Authority largely prevented from reaching the part in bringing to light the such a deal would be people already approximately $15,000. moon while sunlight could penetrate problems of the third world. Indeed Correction committed to transit use, and that a Beck projects a T'/( increase in the relatively clear Southern its aims are clearly stated: "The New hemisphere. The same thing could We would like to make a Internationalist exists to report on occur during December's eclipse. correction in regards to an article on the the issues of world poverty and l ocus You will have to get up early on Excellence in the Eighties last attention on the unjust relationships December 30 to view this eclipse. campaign in week's Cord. The between rich and poor world: to The moon will be in the low Western "We're tor You" campaign is debate and campaign tor the radical sky during most of the eclipse. Also, hoping to raise $75,000, not the one million changes necessary within and we will be only able to view a little reported. In addition, the between nations it"the basic needs ol more than half of this eclipse senior administration will be the THEHERO all are to be met and to bring to life because morning twilight and body which will decide the the people, the ideas and the action sunrise will interfere. expenditure priorities of the fund- raising campaign. We apologize in the fight for world development." Totality, when the moon is fully for lofty goals, those. lanv inconvenience caused. Admirable and inside the umbra, starts at 5:58 am;
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By Judy Gingerich "We are a realistic, not a romantic and ethnic diversitv in Canada, he people", Berton claims. "We're a chose to again make a comparison "Standing room only" would practical people. That's why we're with the United States. "The accurately describe- the situation in so much better at making the Turret last Tuesday when Pierre documentaries rather than romantic concept of a melting pot is an ideal Berton, the second guest in the movies." that has never been achieved, "Meet the Authors Series", spoke contrary to what the Americans his statement, spoke about his book "Why We Act Apparently satire is our forte: believe." He qualified Like Canadians." "We like to cut people down to however, by saying that "what size." Americans say is as important as Most of his discussion what they are. Can you imagine the and centered around climatic He admits that Canada has had Americans setting up a Department geographical factors which have few heroes (Berton defines a hero as of Multiculturalism?" influenced the tenor of our someone who sacrifices himself to Canadian personality. For the most something greater than his own In his talk which otherwise hinged part, he defined what is distinctively comfort), and cites Terry Fox on a sober mood, there were somt Canadian by contrasting us with the among the few heroes that Canada unintentionally humorous United States. has known. comments. When commenting Berton suggested that, because ot about what earns a country or city climate, Canada is a closed door "Survival" is the key to out the label "civilized", he said, "I society. We are not a passionate or personality. He believes we are still judge a city by the number of people, and we tend to gregarious a wilderness people. The silences bookstores it has." And shun displays of emotion. we have created a solemn and a sober don't display patriotic certainly people. Reactions to Pierre Berton and his emotion. After naming only a few presentation were varied. Some the many American of patriotic Berton concluded by saying "we thought he was the best thing since songs, he said, "We only have O have a distinctive personality wc Gordon Sinclair, while others were Canada and we can't even get the ought to be proud of", then invited offended bv his pompous air. One words right." Canada's three questions from the audience. When person commented that he was patriotic songs were written by asked to comment on immigration "incredibly superficial". Photo hy I red. Taylor Americans. Pierre Berton says "survival" is the key to ourpersonality. T.A. poor setting for magnificent Mozart
By Michael Lenz cello, gave to the Shostakovich piece "I he Gym". I often wonder how the warmth, vitallity and beauty the music faculty can book anyone This past Thursday the WLU required to appease a piece which to play here, unless they are not music faculty's "Music at Noon" demands such a large .pallet of telling them excactlv where they scries presented the Purcell String sounds and musical ideas. There have to play. There are no dressing Quartet. As on other Thursdays were times when the playing of the rooms unless you count the public people came with lunch in hand or first violin was a little too romantic washroom. The seating is poor, the lunch in stomach, to enjoy a special and removed from the twentieth lighting is inadequate, and the hour of music. The Purcell String century; but such intellectual acoustics are lacking severely. Quartet proved to be a highlight of variances in taste make a concert Depending on where you sit, you the fall series which has brought its exciting. will either strain to hear or be audiences variety and excellence, all The Mozart was magnificent. amazed at the amount of sound for free admission. Also call "The Dissonance", this being produced. The latter is almost Thursday's program consisted of quartet is one of Mozart's last never the case; at last count, there- two selections, both in C major. The works. It provides us with hints of are two spots where this occurs. One traditional Russian-folk style of the exciting musical frontiers of them is in the foyer! Dimitry Shostakovich, opened the Mozart might have moved into had liven with the hall against them, concert, and it closed with the genius he not died so young. the Pureed String Quartet gave the of Wolfgang Mozart. Listening to the concert shed all Thursday audience a most delightful The players, Sydney Humphreys, too great a light on the shortcomings concert. Today's free concert violin, Bryan King, violin. Phillipe of our Theatre Auditorium which presents Colin Tilnev, harpsichord Etter. viola, and lan Hampton, more appropriately should be called at 12 noon. Clockwise from rear: Bryan King, Philippe Etter, lan Hampton, Sydney Humphreys The "Men" should take a lesson from the "Boys" home and listened to their records. becoming monotonous. By James Murray and John Tutt a.m., the band returned to the stage possibly more people will come out Fortunately, there was still another Thev closed their set with the only for a spirited encore that lasted for for the party that is sure to happen. An cover uninspiring "Men Without band to come. of the evening, "(Mv fifteen minutes. The next time They are certainly worth catching on Hats" played to a less than capacity "Boys Brigade", a six-piece little) Runaway", and just after one "Bovs Brigade" comes to town. stage, and hopefully soon on crowd vinvl. at Ruby's last Thursday Toronto band made the night at evening. The four-piece band from Ruby's worthwhile. Similar to Montreal showed off their electronic "Talking Heads" ensemble, the pop sound with danceable numbers "Boys Brigade" featured three such as "Modern Dancing", percussionists, guitar, bass, and Antarctica", "Living in China", synthesizer. They were fun to watch, and"The Message". But at times, with lots of movement on stage. their presence on stage and sound They all appeared to be enjoying w as ignorable. This could partly be what they were doing, as the'energv due to the absence of a live they created (lowed out into the drummer. "Men Without Hats" packed dance floor. used a drum machine, along with The band featured very intricate three keyboard players and a and powerful rhythms combined guitarist to invoke their witty, with a smooth and driving danceable sound. instrumentation. The guitar and 'ran, the lead vocalist, seemed "synth" worked well together, a more interested in keeping his hair mutually-fed balance rather than straight than pushing his music trving to dominate each other. beyond the recorded version. His "Bovs Brigade" played for ninety movements on stage appeared to go minutes straight, never letting down with the flow of what was happening their infectious energy. Songs such on the dance floor, rather than as "Saigon", which created directing that How. powerful images of the Vietnam The audience's reaction was War, were balanced by strong w arm-not overly enthusiastic. The instrumental such as "Go for it"; general by Murray feeling was _ _ . . , .. . the technical of , James that it this showed ability , photo might Boys Brigade shows better stage presence at been better to have stayed the three drummers without, it Ruby s. 8 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 25. 1982 Quality of "Creepshow" is frightening by David Bradshaw the pages. alright." He then thinks °» The movie "Creepshow" now The acting, if you can see any, is taking .. 10 the uni.ersit, simply terrible. Lawrence playing at the Cinema theatre until O'Toole " Thursday, November 25, is a horror of Maclean's magazine, reviewed .Departmenf. fits into the class the actors There are movie, but it hardly this movie saying that some horrors, as when, "Friday 13th" type explicit- with large, lone body ,n of a the "play to the gods, a sterile white room show; nor is it a suspence and knowing smiles." breaks apart gore gestures Bull! and thousands unon thriller such as Hitchcock's "The The short time of each story thousands of cockroaches Sp from ew Birds". doesn't ailow for any character it; or an unexpected decaying The movie which is a series ol live so the actors simply hand thrusts out of development, a grave to seek short stories from a comic book, have to play their parts as believable revenge. to life "living colour", but the brought in human beings; overacting Trying to imagine does what it attempts to do by only leaves you wondering whether what TV station might air this maintaining a comic book its a poor attempt at humor (in a movie 1 considered Channel 7 mentality. However, a lack ot horror show?) or just poor Sunday afternoon movie; my conclusion is substance leaves you feeling a bit performing. 1 strongly believe its the this that movie is of the quality that cheated in this forgettable movie. latter. Steven King, writer of the you might see after 3 am on From the very first scene, which "Shining" and "Creepshow" also a T uesdav morning all night TV show introduces us to the actual comic takes part in the movie. He plays a strip, we are assaulted bv the rural "hick" about as believablv as For those devoted to creepshows monologue that consists ol a lather Bill Davis could. With the same in general, by no means accept my analysis scolding his son for reading the drawl as Gomer Pile, King exclaims as the absolute word on this movie; but comic book. He disposes ot the book 10 himself, "Well, gosh dcrn gollv if remember, that there are and our story begins as the wind and that ain't one of them there no refunds once you give your hard- death (personified) fly through meteorites. Yup. that's what it is earned cash.
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by Nancy Damude although at times it tends to where they are studying classical The idea of having cfudent overshadow the duo's own talents. music. When they heard about the performers at Wilfs seems to be a "Prime Time"s third member is a idea of student performers at Wilf's good one judging from the large stuffed gorilla holding drumsticks they both decided that it was a good turnout last Saturday night. who sits atop of the unit and opportunity to gain more experience The first group to perform was certainly captures the audience's in the performing field. "Prime Time", a husband and wife attention. Steve Lane, the second performer team whose "easy-listening" sound Although they have been doing at Wilfs on Saturday night, felt added to the relaxing tone of Wilf's, their act for only a short time, much the same way. A first year but was upbeat enough to encourage Saturday's performance proved that Honours English student at Laurier, a bit of hand clapping and foot Claudette and Rob are already a Steve played the guitar and sang tapping. Claudetteand Rob Murray polished duo. All their songs, which tunes by artists such as the Beatles formed "Prime Time" about a year range from tunes by Joe Jackson to and Neil Young which were very and a half ago, and since then have James Taylor, were all well done. appropriate selections. been playing at various hotels and Claudette's alto voice was especially Not only is this Torontonian a bars around Thunder Bay and their suited to the mellow music the talented guitar and harmonica home town, Fort Frances. Claudette couple chose and combined with player, but also a talented plays the bass keyboard and sings Rob's in "Dust in the Wind" and songwriter as well. On Saturday lead in most of the songs while Rob "Teach Your Children Well" for evening he played just a few of his plays the guitar and sings as well. some great harmony. own compositions, "I'd Like to Sit The couple also have a rythm box to Both Claudette and Rob are Right Down". "A Way", and"The give their songs an added beat third vear students here at Laurier Crving's Done".
Photo hy I red Taylor Rob & Claudette Murray are a polished duo.
Steve will be returning to Wilfs these performances by WilPs on December 4, anyone who missed management. Having two groups him will have a second chance. scheduled for the same night not The audience at Wilfs on only interrupts the atmosphere Saturday night was not only treated (there is a delay caused by the time to two very good, regularly needed for the second performer to scheduled performances, but also by set up), but also is unfair to the several impromptu acts by members performers themselves. Both arc- of W.L.U.'s music faculty. deprived of the chance to show the audience the lull range of their While there is certainly no lack of talents, and it puts them in subtle talent at Wilfs, it is It unfortunate that competition which is surely • yt * \ 4 ri there seems to be a lack of Ws&Rr- >\wl — unintended. 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Dexv's abstention from using any Most of the tracks on Golden Earring is the that "Black P eari» group This album is definitely aimed at electronic synthesizers in their sound.familiar—that's released that 1973 classic: then because thrv recapturing the North American music, is like a breath of fresh air. are so full of cliches and surprisingly faded into oblivion standard audience that Golden Earring lost when compared to many of the nils, that you're to along with the likes of Brownsville bound recogniz! eight years ago. Guitarists electro-disco-dance-pop groups ot the hooks from somewhere Station. However, these Dutch boys else Pal Kooymans and Hav, who wrote all England today. With the horn Travers tries to do a did not break members cover of' Bob up. Original of the eight songs on "Cut", have section, the rich and sometimes IVlarley's "Misty Morning", George Kooymans and Barry Hav but the moved their playing to the powerful sound is reminiscent of difference in styles are too have been together since the much for early background while letting Van Morrison's hit "I'm in heaven Travers to handle. 60's, and "Cut" is band's "Black Pearl" s the bassist/keyboardist Rinus Gerritsen when you smile" that is faithful to for the Pat i Their faithful Travers f ans nineteenth album. lack of and drummer Cesar Zuiderwijk take the original, yet typically Dexy in onlv. success in North been a failure so far. Travers can America since 1973 up the forefront. The result of this style. is due to the fact that Golden mixture is a melodic, more The stand-out on the album is Earring's last eight albums have commercial pop-stvled sound that is their U.K. hit single "Come On only been available here on import. very far from the heavy metal/hard Eileen" which is a good dance song. iDry Cleaning That was a poor decision on rock the Kevin Rowlands a Discount" that band played in the delivers brilliant Polvdor's part as Moontan, the past. Compared to "Radar Love" performance, on the song he wrote. album that contained their huge and Moontan, their hot, live double His voice can equal Van Morrison's sinnle. is still sellinu today. album. "Cut" is a totally different and can soar beyond. This album is 25% Golden Earring record but it stands destined to be near the top of CENY i OFF up well on its own. I M's 19X2 listener's poll. Too-Rye- Av belongs in every record j On Slacks, Sweaters, Blue Jeans Dexy's Midnight collection. Bring Them AH Runners - Too-Rye-Ay I To by James Murray and John Tutt Pat Travers-Black j CROWN This is the first domestic release Pearl ! lor Dexy's Midnight Runners and By James Murray CLEANERS their second album in the U.K. J "Too-Rve'Av" is a top selling album l at I ravers has been shooting tor (and in Hngland and it's not too difficult stardom tor the last decade & since left Ottawa. LAUNDROMAT to see why-everyone from latter-day then some) he i This album shows why he has At first glance at Cut's song titles, punks to preppies enjoy the album. new University Square it is easy to expect a loud, heavy Although sometimes it appears metal record. Titles like "Baby melancholic and reflective in mood. j 65 University Ave. E., near Joyland Dynamite", "The Devil Made Me MASSAGE:For relaxation, Do It"and "Chargin" Up Mv Rehabilitation I 885-0120 Batteries" could instill visions of Also, Classes in basic AC/DC in anyone's mind. "Cut", { ONLY with this ad until Nov. 28th, 1982 WLU technique and therapeutic is of however, a diverse collection touch. mostly non-heavv songs. In fact. Golden barring seems to have been Ann Ruebottom 884-5791 influenced bv the New Music on this album (check "Secrets" and "Lost and Found"). "The Devil Made Me TYPING SERVICES Do It" is an effectively humourous Papers, ! CHEESECAKE ON j funk-rock song that contains some Term Assignments REQUEST Theses. Letters. Resumes < 111 good horn work, especially on the t From your hand-written draft. 112 This cheesecake is so easy you'll Combine in a small bowl: I "intro" part. A svnthesi/er is quite * almost be embarrassed to give in to 11/2 cups (375 mL) graham wafer crumbs I prominent on most of the songs, ' Modern Equipment the many requests you'll get for this 1/4cup (60 mL) icing sugar 112 especially "Lost and bound" and Clean Quality - Reasonable Work Rates j recipe. melted butter or margarine "Twilight Zone". The latter, the overwhelming feeling given by a Press mixture into bottom ofa pie J although a bit too long at 7:55. is most is and Phone 579-8674 9 a.m.-9 p.m. a time: of the songs happy, light Preparation 15 minutes pan. Set aside. , also notable for ils danceable. simply fun. A Cooking time: 20 to 30 minutes d 112 Beat until fluffy in a large bowl: i 4 Preheat oven to 350°F(180°C). 1 lb. (0.5 kg) cream cheese,at room / / temperature i t Melt in a small pot over medium 2 eggs t r heat: 1 tsp. (5 mL) vanilla extract / J 1/3 cup (80mL) butter or margarine Pour over crumb mixture. ' a Bake for 25 to 30 minutes. J THE a Cool and serve. 1 I MANHATTAN I I 1/TRANSFER I 2-Time Grammy Award Winning Downbeat's #1 Vocal Group Best Concert Stage Show - Hamilton "Birdland'' "Twilight Zone" "Boy From New York City" ■ Monday, — 8:00 p.m. H 4 Don't Start Without: Helpful Hints: temper J large bowl • If the cheese is not at room pie pan ature, leave it on the counter for a small bowl while. Hard cheese won't combine J smoothly. . small pot with other ingredients doesn a large spoon • Cake is done when center a measuring cup jiggle. 112 a measuring spoons 112 November ' 112 Serving Ideas: , • Can be served plain or gamis r 4 ' 4 withfresh fruit (on top). cold, wi 4 • Any beverage, hot or 112 complement cheesecake. . J u RecIpeextractedfromFOODIOIiASTUDENTGUIDETOQUICKANDEASY The Cana 4 COOKING by Cathy Smith, availableat your bookstore orfrom _ ' StudentBook Club, 46 Harbord St, Toronto Ontario MSSIG2 for only ' The Cord Weekly. Thursday, November 25, 1982 11 Campus Clubs THE CANADIAN CROSSWORD Well, it's finally . arrived! W.L.U. Stock Market Club Tonight's the night that OFFCAM Christmas Party Wed. Dec. 1/82 ACROSS 10 First P.M. 19 Wartime P.M. Lowers the . .. .. estimation of presents its 1982 CHRISTMAS Alumni Hall 7-12 pm. 1 Belonging to 11 Eagle's nest 20 Indian city them 5 Tur "S int° FORMAL at the beautiful All members and guests welcome 12 1920s P.M. 23 Charges Nlckn ® me 6 Transylvania Club. And ifyou don't (winning team will be announced). 14 Brewer's Synthetic something 25 Brezhnev want to miss this great evening cup of Grind the 6 Gov.-Gen. who «r * material 7 . , , „ Door part dancing to the music of Marv-Lu had stroke 15 teeth i-T27 PortalsD * i _ 16 Gone Zahalan and her live band, pick up Top 9 room in c a o u 8 oi vest 29 Second P.M. . your ticket now in the Concourse! The Marketing Association will oneself1r of be PREVIOUS PUZZLE SOLVED The evening commences at 8:00 holding a SLOGAN PUB on 13 Short letters Nov. B.C. coastal p.m.;hors d'oeuvres will be served. Monday 29th in the Paul Is land 1U Egg parts community See . So don't miss out on all the fun—see Martin Centre. your favorite )? show off Conductor's prof lead those who wish to 31 ,g piefre _ vou there! stc participate in a tacky game show Justinetal Affirmative format. Good tuncs-"modern" 32 21 01 lers' star 33 Appeases the -»-»..•» i NOT JUST dancing. 22 Write an envelope ANOTHER appet i te " Ontario river CHRISTMAS PARTY! The CLIO AWARDS, a DOWN 26 Sai ling vessel presentation of the best ads of the 1 Bejewelled For the first time in the history of past year, will be on headdress 28 Building shown Monday. lots Wilfrid Laurier University, the Jan. 17. 1983 at 8 p.m. at 2.% Amusea Bingeman crowd „ . 29 Unruly Women's Athletic Association and Park. 3 Make anew Tickets available soon c.1982 THE CANADIAN CROSSWORD #89 the Lettermen's CI u h have through your Marketing Associa- COAST TO COAST NEWS SERVICES INC. combined forces. What better way tion. to mark the occasion than with a party! The W.A.A. - Lettermen duo are proud. to present the First Annual Christmas Party, November N.D.P. ASSOCIATION 29th from 8 p.m. - midnight at THURS. NOV. 25 Wilfs. Drinking, dancing and even 8 P.M. dining (buffet) will helponeease one ALUMNI HALL and all into the festive season. This SUSAN HURLICH OF OXFAM- evening may be one of the few CANADA chances to see everyone in "THIRD WORLD DLVFLOP- something other than jeans or MENT" sweats, so don't pass up the opportunity. If you have missed Nov. 25 ticket sales in the Concourse, the "For two three gather Athletic Complex office will make where or in my tickets available. The price is $5.00, name. I shall be there." Matt and all good "sports" are welcome. 18:20. A speical liturgy of the cucharist will be held at St. Michael's Church at 4:30, lor all students, and friends undergoing the (Jays of WLU coffeehouse: physical, emotional, intellectual and spiritual stress of tonight. Dr. Harriet Lyons will ending the school term. The Laurier speak on "Homosexuality in Cross- Catholic Community would like you Cultural Perspective". History to join them for this very special Lounge, room 4-301 beginning at 8 p.m. intention. All are welcome. Refreshments to follow. $IFIEDUNCLASSIFIEDCLASSIFIEDUN Q I <1 1> —i deeded: Ride this Friday to To Gail I I Kingston! Call Warren or Joe From all of us thank you so much immediately at 886-7925. tor the wonderful dinner on h-h Saturday night. It's nice to know W there are people around as m to be...to be... r This is a written notice to all women thoughtful as you! [Tj _ , , ot Laurier that Mr. Grain Simpson _ ... »—( * , l""i u I , ■ P.S. Nice Ribs! VJ has now acquired his kingsi/e CAMPUS MINISTRY UW & WLU WEDNESDAY DECEMBER I: waterbed. Please contact his ( J Communion al 10:00 p.m. at Keller ~ business " a 26: on at manancr for sliowiim." FRIDAY NOVEMBER Every Memorial Chapel campus < 885-6198 Z? Friday of the school year Paul WI.IJ. Come at 9:30 p.m. if you Typing Prolessionally Done (j (Lutheran chaplain) and Kathy would like to do some singing r \ Reasonable Rates r Bosch open their house to students beforehand. St Satistaction Guaranteed! for fellowship and good HAPPY 20th G., Gall: Diane 576-1284 Q conversation.Open house begins at On Wednesday, December 8, Vlaybe sometime between 00 I sports 7:30 at 157 Albert St. 19X2. Planned Parenthood W and homework, we'll find some time Waterloo Region is sponsoring a rT . (preferably night-time) for each SUNDAY NOVEMBER 28: workshop on Rape. speaker, £ other. Wanted *T\ Guest Sundays during the school year, a Kathy Moscato, will discuss how r/) Love K rom to kitchener (area) hh B.F. Goodrich, St. service of celebration of the both sexes can work together to aid -j. Weber Monday fTI \ to Friday to arrive 8:00 a.m. - 4:30 h—l Eucharist. This will take place at rape victims and eliminate this p.m. Please call 623-0224 or 621- 11:00 a.m. at Keffer Memorial growing problem. A film will be J To All Second Year Bus Gores: * 7393. Chapel on campus at WLU. shown and a member of the r\ Better luck next time Gore Waterloo Regional Police guvs! |™H SUNDAY NOVEMBER 28: will 'B' is definitely number-one. Come L address the group. Sundays during the school year, the on up and visit sometime! £ This meeting is open to the public 2 To the Girls of D3W: Lutheran Student Movement meets and both men and women are I—J Thanks for the great vacation. at 6:30 p.m. at 177 Albert St. We ry\ encou r a ge d to all en d. Th e Exotic sight & beautiful women. , | intend to do some planning for the Q workshop begins at 7:00 p.m. in the rt What more could guvs ask for I '' hrH schedule of next semester and we Llj "EXPERIENCED TYPIST. IBM board room of the new Waterloo Love.The A!F Bo* may also want to plav some- «-h ELECTRIC TYPEWRITER. 2 County Board of Education volleyball. LU, REASONABLE RATES. WILL UJ building, building two, 51 Ardelt 744- 71 AND DELIVER. TOUGIEEEEEHEEE...! D TUESDAY NOVEMBER 30: Bible Avenue, Kitchener. J IUOj \\ / every For information SUP * ii Study Tuesday afternoon at more contact We got vour number! 2:30 a 177 Albert St.' Marg van Vliet 743-6461. < J c> Gays ot WI.IJ Coffehouse: TO rx _ WANT TALK TO SOMEONt r/\ \J Ihursday 8-11:00 pnvin the History GAY ABOUT BEING GAY? Y/s Q Lounge, Rm 4-301. Central PHONE GAY LIBERATION OF l-H Teaching Building. WATERLOO 884-4569, 7-10pm i-y] tj WEEKDAYS VTDNQ d 12 The Cord Weekly. Thursday, November 25, 19X2 VANIER CUP Varsity team Story and pic folding? page 14 SPORTS page 13 Drop two in Naismith Hawks lack intensity by Matt Torigion Amidst all (tie glamour and astonishment connected with the Toronto Argonauts hid for a Grey Cup; and the re-opening of the N.F.1.. season; and the success associated with the first annual Vanier Cup; fans in the K- W area were also treated to the fifteenth annual Naismith basketball tournament, held at the University of Waterloo last weekend. Traditionally the calibre of ball seen during this tournament has impressed basketball fans forquitesome time, this year being no exception. The final game saw the University of Winnipeg Wes'men defeat the home- town lavoritc Waterloo Warriors by a score of 65-62. The score was very close throughout the entire game. The Wesmen overcame a 5 point defecit going into the second half to defeat the tournament hosts. In their bid for the coveted Naismith trophy the Wesmen had to first defeat our very own Wilfrid l.aurier University Golden Hawks in their opening game on Friday afternoon. The final score saw Winnipeg defeat us 72-49. The Wesmen started out extremely quick with full court presses and caught Laurier off guard. Bv the time the second half rolled by we were down 20 points and were outscored 36-16. A strong second half saw Winnipeg only outseore the Hawks 36-33. Dave Bvck played extremely well for Laurier during the weekends play and on Fridav was the team's leading scorer with 9 points. Unfortunately it wasn't comparable to Winnipeg's two tournament allstars Grant 'Greenwood and Art Koop, with 15 and 13 points, respectively Filtering into the Consolation side of the tournament the Faurier Golden 1 lawks went down at the hands of the University ol Western Ontario Mustangs. Once again being pressed full court caused the Hawk guards to cough up the ball on a number of occasions. The full court press seemed to result in confusion at times, producing a somewhat disorganized and ineffective offence. With a 28',' shooting percentage from the floor one need not be a stats wizard to realize the Hawks definitely lacked in offensive punch. But more inept was the lack (or non-existancc) of rebounding at both ends of the court. Our inability to follow-up shots and block out the opponents proved to be devastating. Our total rebounds as a team tallied 26 while our stats showed a 24 for 82 shooting ratio from the floor. This compared to Western's 47 rebounds with a 48' '< shooting percentage. Part of the problem was just cold shooters. Fnzo Piazza - one ofour premier point getters - went 5 for 22 from the floor. (Many people say this is contributable to the lad that I lolly O was appearing at the Bfeslau this week) I earn l ouls also hurl the Golden I lawks. At one point the Faurier team fouls out numbered Westerns almost 2* to 1. Piazza and Mike Bielak led the team with 12 points each. While Leon Arendse had 9. Photo by Kevin Mcluthlcn It should be noted that although scores and results seem to indicate the players inability to perform, their Laurier forward Dave Byck (42) skies for rebound in fifteenth annual Naismith Classic. The of manner play on the court demonstrates their desire to Hawks dropped this game 72-49 to the eventual tournament champions, Winnipeg Wesmen. win. O.U.A.A. says no to distillery TORONTO (CLlP)—Members of an tlie 10 other OUAA member any liquor commission regulations high profile." Ontario athletics association have supported it. and are approved in good taste by Nike, Pony. Coca-Cola and refused a $25,000 sponsorship offer U of T athletic director Gib the OUAA." Speedo have all sponsored OUAA from a Canadian distiller because Chapman said the Gilbey So why are these companies sports at some time and, according always the company wanted too direct an sponsorship entailed too direct an fighting to offer sports teams easy to Chapman, "there was association with the organization. association with OUAA hockey and money? some suggestion that students buy The Ontario Universities Athletic "there are better ways of achieving Labatt's campus representative their products." Association (OUAA) rejected our objectives." Ed Skrlj doesn't deny that increased But some universities are sensitive will Gilbey Canada's offer to sponsor Chapman said the Labatt's offer sales is his company's motivation. about which sponsorships they s the 1982-83 hockey season, although to promote OUAA football was "The university market is one of accept because of the product it accepted a Labatt's proposal to acceptable because they planned to the most important markets to image. promote football. use posters and advertisements, breweries," said Skrlj. "We "We're trying to promote health The Gilbev's offer was rejected while Gilbey's wanted to directly recognize they (the OUAA) need and fitness," said A 1Lenard, because the administrations at the sponsor teams and competitions. He funds. We try and help the university University athletic director Queen's and universities of Toronto, Western said the Labatt's approach was out and in return we get the "We can't be promoting beer and Queen's opposed it. However, acceptable "provided the ads meet advertising and keep our name in a cont'd on page 15 The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 25. 1982 13 SPORTS Chuck's Ground QUIZ If you arc not into statistics and figures there is no reason in reading and Mike Locke by Chuck Tatham 6. Other than they both played 1 I. Langer Question: Name the two the rest of this column. I am going to be looking at our school's budget. 1. When Buffalo and Vancouver centre for the '76ers of the NBA. teams which participated in the 1973 joined the NHL in 1972 who did what do looses Malone and Darryl U.S. Polo Association National Having failed accounting once, and coming damn close to doing Vancouver take as their first round Dawkins have in common? (No not Open. What was the final score and tlie same in stats lor the second time, this will not be one of your more indepth draft choice? their skin colour.) which player led his team to victory? reports. It is just going to look at a few numbers and compare them to some others. Being generally interested in how Laurier's money is spent, I was 2. The 1982 baseball season had two Answers in 7. Which two ex-Javs played in the given the proper incentive to dp further research by a column that pro coaches with sons playing also in Series This year? appeared in last week's Cord. pros. What were the father-son World Scoreboard the Here are a couple of quotes from that column, "...we should be combinations? . How did you do? angrv-angry with Laurier Administration..." 10 - you win a week's vacation "...examples which are ample causes to be grating one's teeth 8. Who is the head coach of thi with Christie Binkley at Club Med. over...For clear of the look 3. Which former Kansas City Chiel Georgia Bulldog football team? understanding administration's priorities 7-9 - you a weekend with Chuck became known lor his original win at the balance of funding." Tatham in Guelph arrow shaped haircut? "1 am convinced that the people who hold the school's purse-strings 4-6 - you a seasons pass to the jocks. 9. Who did the Milwaukee Bucks win are armchair How else could the logic of funding a handful of 1983 Laurier football games students, the football team, with have to give up to acquire the rights namely a totally disproportionate - weekend with to Dave 1-3 you win a Dick! amount of money, be explained? Those thousands of dollars would be 4. Which coach won theStanley Cup Cowens? Beddoes in Hamilton better spent in terms ofeducational benefit, on new labs for the science was promptly fired? in 1971 and - 0 you will be transported to departments, for example. But 110, those dollars are squandered on 10. Who was in the backfield with Exhibition Stadium where you will helping the football team lose more effectively..." be to watch the Cup 5. What is the Outland Trophy Joe Namath when the N.Y. Jets won forced Grey 1 have to wonder if the author himself, "for a clear understanding of game in its entirety awarded tor? the Super Bowl.' the administration priorities looked at the balance of funding." I do not think that he did. So here, for your and his reading enjoyment, is the Wilfrid Laurier budget for 19X2-1983. Missing: Squash players ACADHMIC FACULTIES $17 000 113 REGISTRAR 820 312 ATHLETICS 436 850 by Tim Hawkins their particular sport. elimination of many of Laurier's LIBRARY 2 007 170 The Women's Squash Team could While this article may seem to be a other teams. STUDENT SERVICES 628 259 Women's cease to exist by this Monday and sales pitch to Loin minor sports, N.8.-A Squash team TOTAL 820 892 704 the reason seems unacceptable. It is without membership, many of our meeting will be held on Saturday. not because of a lack of funding or a sports could be eliminated. The Nov. 27 to discuss the future of the Now quick grab von calculator and you will find, as I did, that the decision bv the administration to word membership should be team. Time of the meeting can be whole Athletic budget is only 2.090921 of the school budget. drop the sport. It is due to the lack ol stressed here because many of found in the A.C. New members are Shall I repeat that number? 2.090921309^. squash players. l.aurier's team stress participation encouraged to come out. That critic's beef was not with the athetic budget anyhow. He was The Women's Squash Team is not placements. Laurier, lor its size, burned at how much just the football team was getting in funds. Okay only indicative of what the majority offers one of the best athletic fine. of Laurier's minor teams are facing. programs in the province. It is a "Do you need The football team receives $39,720. That, my line mathematical f Over the past few years, minor shame not to lake advantage ofwhat a little help from friends, works out to 0.1901 14214 >r of the school's budget for this sports such as cross-country the school offers. a friend-to cope year. 1 see no reason to repeat that number. running, indoor and outdoor track Returning to the Women's with an unplanned 1 have learned, the hard way, in my short journalistic career, that it is very important to have one's facts correct before reporting on and field, swimming and golf have Squash team issue, a folding of the pregnancy?" lacked athlete's support. What team at this time could be something. It is even more important, for credibility's sake, in a report bothers coaches most on this issue, devastating. It is unfair to the BIRTHRIGHT that is critical of somebody or something. though, is that the athletes are out athletes that have practiced up to Possibly the critic of the football team's budget did have the facts there. How easy is it to gel a squash this point but. more importantly, cares. and still felt that the percentages were too high and maybe, just maybe, court these days. It is next to once the team folds, the chances ol that is why his column is appropriately titled Little Bits. impossible, further m or e . reinstating the spoil are minimal, Phone everywhere you seem to look, you finally, the folding of the squash 579-3990 Chuck Kirkham see students with jackets that don team could set the trend for the CORONET 871 Victoria St. N. 744-3511 »•••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Tonight, Nov. 25 - It's Vancouver from' G., THE OR CINDERELLA TO ROCK, RELAX AND REMINISCE! v^/ EAT L ES C L U >v>- FORGOTTEN Fri. Dec. 3 REBELS KIM MITCHELL (Tickets Now on Sale) Jgt. Dec. 4 CLEVELAND 14 The Cord Weekly, Thursday, November 25, 1982 Hawk Watching Women's Varsity crowd got behind the players, they players who played the entire match Hockey individuals." started game-Final Karen Game °ne playing their were outstanding. Captain by John Sanderson of the Score, 15-13 for WLU. In the 3rd Ehgoetz and Lorena Miotto did saw the doubled* in The Hawks ran their regular Hawks play befo ' Last Thursday the WLU and what proved to be the last game some terrific setting to allow our capacity crowd of season record to 4-2 last week with a 4200 at Corn,! Women's Volleyball team hosted of the match, it was apparent that hitters to hit the ball so well. Middle University. The 9-6 win over the Brock Badgers. On Hawks came 0 Guelph in the first and only home the Hawks wanted this victory more Hitters Ruth Hirtle and Wendy Hying only to be shot the weekend, the Hawks dropped down not one, game before Christmas. than Guelph did. Although thev Simicioski and Power Hitter Carol but twice,on two in a double header match up disallowed goals |' In game no. 1 Laurier had first stalled at the 9 point mark and let Stewart made some tremendous both instances the with Cornell University of Ithica, ref felt that' the serve and never looked back. Guelph catch up, they rallied and offensive and defensive plays. A Laurier forwards New York. were in the creas Playing aggressively, they defeated once again took the play to the special mention must be made of the thus disallowing the The Brock game opened up early goals. The firs.' Guelph 15-2. The second game Gryphons, forcing them to make the consistent and aggressive play of 3rd period ended for the Hawks with veteren with the scor started slow for the Hawks and they mistakes-Final Score, 15-9 WLU. Mo Pvke. Mo seems to deadlocked at year player defencemen Rav Krammer popping zero. The teams fell behind 7-0. But, once the home Coach Leach feels that all 6 her best year exchanged one goal be on her way to having in a backhand. The Hawks turned a each in ,he second and they at Laurier and Coach Leach hopes penalty into their advantage by entered the third period tied at one. she continues to play and contribute scoring a short hand goal and soon The third period, to the team the way she has the past found themselves ahead 2-0. as in the last game, saw a complete few matches. Lastly, a quick but not first period ended with the breakdown by The the Hawks. In this unimportant mention of the support Hawks ahead 4-1. Additional goal game, they did not have a big lead to of the 6 players who saw no action scorers for the Hawks were fall back on, and the Bears ol during the match-without their Martindale, with the short handed Cornell walked away with a support we cannot function as a goal, Paul Roantree and Rob 7-1 victory The score is team Whistle. really not that indicative of the play, but the It has been a long and sometimes The Badgers came out flying in Hawks still have to work on brutal pre-season for the Hawks but, the period and caught the playing sixty second minutes of hockey. Thurs. has shown both the Coach Hawks asleep, with an early goal. and the players that the talent is Any drive on the part of the Badgers The Hawks lost the second game there. Hard work and playing was stifled when Tim "G-Force" of the weekend 6-3, and again played experience will mold this team Glencross and Dan Speck came up a strong game. As in the first game, into a formidable opponent for anv with goals. Before the period had there was a disputed goal. And again OWIAA team ended. Brock had popped in one- the referee's decision was more while Glencross, with his in I'avour Women's Basketball team of the hometcam. A shot The second, Dan Poulter and Don from the hosted the University of Waterloo point bounced off the cross Poulter counted for the Hawks. barand las< Wednesday night and, although into the corner. The goal The third period belonged to the judge the final score was not in their however, saw the puck enter the Badgers, but it was a matter of too net favor (81-63). the Hawks played well and that is what counts. The Hawks little, too late. The Hawks were throughout the game and were, at played their strongest game of outshot, 11-7, and Brock poured in the times, within 3 points of pulling into week and got stronger as the three unanswered goals before the game the lead. An outstanding offensive wore on. Cornell, ever Hawks scored one more to deflate the effort was registered by Captian opportunist, took advantage of the overly pesky Badgers. Helen Rutckyj who shot II for 19 every Laurier miscue and came away Although the Hawks did not plav from the floor and 5 for 7 from the with the victory. The Hawksoutshot a whole game of hockey, they did line to pour in 27 points for the the Bears but Cornell came up with show some improvement and this Laurier cause. She was supported bv some outstanding goaltending. hope on the of Lorrie Woodstock (13 points), Sava was cause for part team coach Wayne Go.wing, "We The Hawks upcoming games Krasulja (8 points) and Jane are can account for out greatest all going to be tough matches and Williams (8 points). The Hawk B- with the they need play Ballers are beginning to jell as a improvement teams will strong from that, to win, we must everyone in their games with team and with time, will get rationalization work together as a unit, not as Guelph, McMaster, and stronger and better. Queens. I MEET THE AUTHOR I WALTER STEWART i on his latest book I I I'linlo hv Kevin \l( lai/ilt'ii ÜBC running back Laurent Deslaurier tears up the turf on his way to the Thunderbirds' final touchdown. I TOWERS OF GOLD: FEET OF CLAY Thunderbirds I Tuesday, November 30th at 3:30 p.m. I in the TURRET on the top floor take Vanier union building. By Chuck Kirkham I of the student Evidence that Canadian University football is improving was clearly shown at Saturday's Vanier Cup C.I.A.U. championship. The University of British Columbia Thunderbirds took the Cup with I Refreshments served an impressive 39-14 victory over the University of Western Ontario Mustangs. ■ Awesome seems to be the most popular adjective used to describe the I 10% off the book at the event only T-Birds and the easy way that they handled the Mustangs. "They are the best team that we have played this year." said Western coach Darwin Semotiuk. "They might be the best team that I have ever I This wise and witty book tells Canadians much seen in Canadian college ball." The Thunderbirds were led by the running of second year player Glen I more about their banks than the bankers are Steele. Steele set a record with his 21 carries for 236 yards. All told the British Columbia offense gained an incredible 570 yards in offense. I anxious to have noised about. Western in comparison had 170 yards in offense. Another important stat that cannot be forgotten is the attendance, 14,759 faithful showed up to give their support. Canadian ball is I Sponsored by definitely on the rise. Now if only there was a place that these young kids could effectively show their talent after graduating. The plight of I THE BOOKSTORE Canadian quarterbacks is well known. Hopefully things will improve and the CFL coaches will realize not all Canadians were made to be blocking I Wilfrid Laurier University : backs and linemen. _____ The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 25. 1982 15 Liquor cont'd from page 12 Ontario-Quebec Football Confer- ence, not the OUA A, and so avoided same breath." liquor in the any debate over the Labatt's Scoreboard Lenard said he also spurns large- proposal. scale sponsorship by any company. The University of Western allows several Although Queen's Ontario was not so lucky. Western, Kingston quietly Hockey Basketball companies to like Queen's opposes any Answers support its teams, "we don't want sponsorship by breweries, distillers GP W L T I A P NAISMITH posters plastered all over the place or tobacco companies, and stood or high-key commercialsim," he Queen's 9 8 0 1 59 27 17 1. Dale Tallon alone in opposition to the Labatt's TOURNAMENT & Toronto 8 8 0 0 79 23 16 2. Cal Ripkin Sr. Cal Ripkin Jr said. offer. Guelph 9 5 3 1 45 36 II Yogi Berra & Dale However, he added that Queen's Western policy permits beer and Laurier 6 4 2 0 48 31 8 CHAMPIONSHIP FINAL 3. Ernie Holmes would participate in any OUAA- alcohol ads in continuing university 7 4 3 0 32 18 8 4. Al MacNeil approved programs. "It's not fair to Western Winnipeg 65 publications, but opposes other Waterloo 62 tell our students they can't McMaster 7 4 3 0 44 28 8 5. Best Linemen in IJS College compere types of promotions. Western has a we made," he Windsor 8 4 4 0 39 31 8 THIRD PLACE 6. No college because of decision therefore refused to share in any 3 17 & said. York 6 3 0 34 6 7. Pete Vuckovich Roy Howell revenue the OUAA agreement with York Trois Rivieres 63 Laurentian 7 3 4 0 27 33 6 83 8. Vince Doolev Luckily, Queen's competes in the Labatt's generates. Brock 6 2 4 0 30 39 4 CONSOLATION 9. Quinn Buckner RMC 9 2 7 0 44 76 4 FINAL 10. John Riggins 9 0 64 2 Waterloo 18 30 Western 89 Carleton 84 11. Oak Brook 9 Willowbend 4 9 0 101 Executive Secretarial Services Inc. I Rverson 10 1 35 2 Charles Smith 5 goals A Word Processing/Typing Service Bureau Results Future Games - RESUMES - LETTERS Wednesday - - ESSAYS MAILING LISTS l.aurier 9 Brock 6 Rverson Tournament Nov. 26 and 27 ... Process Saturday Be a cut above the others Word your work; A cheaper way of typesetting Torontoi 4 Western 3 McMaster 5 York 3 Football Corporation Square, 30 Duke St. W Gr. Fl. Queen's 3 Ciuelpli 3 Kitchener, Ontario 745-0271 Laurentian 6 Waterloo 3 VANIER CUP Windsor 5 Rverson 2 Sunday ÜBC 39 Western 14 wins (iuelph 10 Rverson 2 IJBC national championship laurentian 4 Waterloo 2 l:\liibition Tamiae Hockey CI4CRISH- MGMORICS Of- GP W L T F A p Cornell 7 l.aurier I BIZ 7 4 4 () () 7 X Cornell 6 I aurier 3 22 BIZ X 6 4 2 0 30 20 X BIZ 4 5 3 11 20 14 7 BIZ 5 5 3 2 () 19 14 6 Future Games BiZ 3 4 12 11119 3 BIZ 2 5 0 4 I 12 26 I BIZ 6 5 0 Dec. I 4 IS 22 1 (iuelph at Lauirer Women's Varsity Sports Dec. 3 Next I.aurier at McMaster Games-B Ball- -Wed. I)cc. I McMaster 6:30 p.m. Dec. 4 V Ball- l ues. Nov. 23 at Western 6 Queen's at I aurier p.m.-Tues. Nov. 30 at Waterloo Bp.m. Buffalo Chips by Brett Roberts & Mutt Tarigian As such, football is business, and if a coach does not produce, he'sout Alright. We admit it. The lust the door-and fast. three articles that we have submitted Specifically, does Tuffv believe have not contained the type ol that the same spectre of dismissal content that you have grown hangs over his head'.' Maybe, accustomed to within the confines of because he doesn't, he is becoming this column. We realize this and complacent. Who can fire Tuffv? would like to rectify this situation in Remember, he is Will's athletic the near future. Please accept our director and thereby responsible for humblest apologies. administration our As lar as we can tell, there seems of sports CH^STTV^ programming which to be a trend towards fully-bashing entails all athletic programs this year. And about time loo! Now and sports teams. many ol you are probably sitting I le controls the purse-strings and hack and thinking that this is |iist some people would say that he going to be another fully storv. performs this task in an unfair and FILM Wrong! Ihe following paragraphs biased way-in favour of the football were handed into the Cord almost budget. Could this be so because he thirteen months ago. is the head coach of the football So here, tor the first lime on team? Perhaps Tuffy's position pW PROCESSING display in public view is the first. creates a conflict of interest. original fully critique, as it was Anyone who has tried to deal with \ — lirst written thirteen months ago. fully on funding for varsitv teams What has become of the famous knows how stubborn and intractible Will rid Laurier football dvnasl\ he can be. Ask the people who had to which is customarily in a battle for fight so hard to establish a varsity liist place, 110-126 110-126 110 135 not a struggle for fourth? soccer team, and a varsitv squash or 24 Will we ever see players of Jim rugby team. 12 EXPOSURES 20 EXPOSURES 24 EXPOSURES EXPOSURES un' C' S Ca''^ lc 'lcrc m die future? An excellent example is the What has become of our football current state of the varsity squash $5.49 $8.49 $9.99 $13.99 program, a program that has and badminton teams, w ho all share Produced several CI 1.-calibre the same coach. That's lour teams, - players - in the past? It is long past who. because ol the timerestrictions pMMmHEaaaEaaiaawwMg We also process disc film 15x. $6.49 time that we re-assessed the standing imposed upon their coach will find °' our illustrious head football themselves on their own at many I We use > «>ach, I Dave "Tuffv" Knight. tournaments this year, without the Admittedly, universitv lootball in benefit of a coach on hand. a THE BOOKSTORE Canada is treated with a different This however, is much better than IH SETgood look. "s~|I emphasis than football in the U.S. their past experience, in which they colleges. The most significant had to also find their own ml I ere nee is that in the U.S.. football transportation and accomodations |s a money-making venture and in for tournaments. many WILFRID LAURIER UNIVERSITY cases dictates the existancc ol The issue of varsity team funding '1 college, because of the massive definitely needs to be explored amount of revenue generated. further. IN THE CONCOURSE 16 The Cord Weekly. Thursday. November 25. 1982 I rI I The I ' I GROTTY I II socosoooooooososococosocosoc . _ BEATS II ZV I I i-" [V 1 II I £JSdtzdUtzzL2L I twist & grot I I I THURS. I I Thurs. Nov. 25 I NOV. 25 I p.m. & 9 p.m. I I 7 8 p.m. I I Room IEI I I . . OTHER $4.00 I I-I Admission: $2.00 I I Booocooocooosoooocooccosoocooocooccocoocoooooooococoooco i il i I T BLOOD Blood^n.l 2mm ffji? m WILF'SIccuwyioooooooooo' H \ I T/ j I J I I /SW STUDENT I I I Blood Donor I toISBSb SERIES TUESDAY I I I NOVEMBER 30 I ■ I I I 900 4;00 I FEATURES: I I AT I ! ' THE PAUL MARTIN CENTER I I ROB & JOEY I I ! 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