Islamic Nonsense
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ISLAMIC NONSENSE QURAN & HADITH FLOATING MOUNTAINS ZOMBIE BIRDS F-16 ZEUS DIVINE FISH & HOLY BREAD HOLD ONTO YOUR SNAKE! AQUA MAN GLOWING HAND ZAM ZAM FOR JEWS! UFO WITH 600 WINGS TELEPORTING GENIES BLACK DOGS ARE SATAN TALKING SPY BIRDS TALKING ANTS? TALKING COWS & WOLVES TALKING STONES TALKING TREE PLAYS HIDE & SEEK WITH GENIES TALKING FOOD & MOIST FINGERS MAGIC SPIT WATER TRICK ANGEL ARMY PROGENY OF SATAN ALLAH HAS A BOAT! SATAN HAS A BOAT TOO! ALLAH IS CARRIED BY 8 ANGELS TALKING HANDS, EARS, EYES & SKIN GOG & MAGOG ARE STUCK BEHIND A WALL CYCLOPS RETURNS CCTV SURVEILLANCE WHITE TELEPORTING HORSE-MULE HYBRID IN SPACE ALIENS PERFORM OPEN HEART SURGERY BIG EYED PERFUMED SEXY VEILED VIRGINS TRANSPARENT SEXY VIRGIN PROSTITUTES T-REX SHOOTING STARS ARE MISSILES CHASING GENIES MONKEYS STONE ADULTERERS BLACK MAGIC & WITCHCRAFT ARE REAL COLD FIRE? MAGICALLY TRANSFORM HUMANS INTO APES & PIGS 950 YEARS OLD MAN! PIECE OF STEAK RESURRECTS THE DEAD TALKING FIRE! FLYING CARPET & GENIES IRONMAN & SINGING MOUNTAINS OLD MAN TRIES TO KILL SON, BUT MAGIC SHEEP SAVES THE DAY 80-YEAR-OLD MAN CHOPS OWN PENIS WITH AXE TALKING NEWBORN BABIES CLAY BIRDS COME TO LIFE BEST EYE DOCTOR RESURRECT THE DEAD ANGEL HIT ITS HEEL AND MAGIC ZAM ZAM APPEARS https://sunnah.com/bukhari/60/39 ANGEL BLOWS THROUGH SHIRT = PREGNANT BABIES CRY BECAUSE SATAN TICKLES THEM HEART SURGERY WITH ZAM ZAM SANITIZER 4K PROJECTOR STREAM FROM HEAVEN GENIES EAT DUNG & BONES CAVE BOYS PASSED OUT WITH DOG FOR 300 YEARS NAKED MOSES & A STONE THAT STEALS CLOTHES MOON SPLIT INTO TWO CRYING TREE STEM LOVES MUHAMMAD MOSES KNOCKS OUT EYE OF AN ANGEL MAGIC CURE HOUSEFLY BREW HALAL GENETICS CUM HARDER SUNSETS IN A POND SUN PROSTRATES UNDER THE THRONE OF ALLAH EVERY NIGHT HEARING GRAVE TORTURE FOR TAKING THE PISS WOMEN ARE DUMB & GO TO HELL SATAN URINATES IN YOUR EARS AND SLEEPS IN YOUR NOSE SATAN FARTS UPON HEARING AZAAN THE BREATHING OF HELL CAUSES WINTER & SUMMER FEVER IS DUE TO THE HEAT OF HELL DONKEY KONG? YOU WILL GO BLIND IF YOU STARE AT THE SKY DURING PRAYER GIANT OAK TREE IN HEAVEN! ALLAH HAS A JAIL? CAMEL URINE IS DIVINE MEDICINE CHICKENS CAN SEE ANGELS DONKEYS CAN SEE SATAN SATAN LAUGHS IF YOU YAWN CHESS IS HARAM YOU SWINE! SWEAT IS PERFUME? SPITTING ON LEFT SIDE AIDS WITH BAD DREAMS EVIL EYE IS A FACT TAKE A BATH TO CURE IT INFLUENCES DESTINY BREASTFEEDING ADULTS? JONAH GETS SWALLOWED BY A WHALE AND SURVIVES SEMEN FROM BACKBONES AND RIBS? YELLOW FLUID FROM WOMEN’S CHEST? A TREE WHOSE FRUITS ARE LIKE THE HEADS OF SATAN IN THE BOTTOM OF HELL SUNRISES & SETS BETWEEN THE HORNS OF SATAN CROWD OF PEOPLE SEEN COVERING THE SKY JIHADI GABRIEL MUHAMMAD CHOKES SATAN! SNORTING LIKE A CAMEL DURING REVELATION CYCLOPS ANTI CHRIST IS STUCK ON AN ISLAND SAY INSHA ALLAH FOR JIHADI BABIES SINFUL RADIATION CHANGED STONE FROM WHITE TO BLACK BLACK STONE WILL HAVE EYES & EARS GREEN SCREEN SPECIAL EFFECTS 2 ANGELS COMING THROUGH GATES IN SKY ALLAH IS BOASTING TO ANGELS IN HEAVEN & IS HEARD THROUGH A GATE IN THE SKY FLYING WITH ANGELS 12 ANGELS RUNNING IN MOSQUE ANGELS HAVE CYNOPHOBIA GABRIEL LIKES SOUP! GENIES LIKE QURAN! RUB THE HOLY SPITTLE https://sunnah.com/bukhari/54/19.