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SUNY -Cobleskill May Issue Volume 5 Number 5 • Carnival Weekend Dry Up Policy The WhirlwfDd salutes Professor Abrahamsen, who each year oversees Abrahamsen and everyone who con the event, the Association for Retarded by Maja Wuserbach tributed time, service, and money to Children, Planned Parenthood the percent of all college students drink. the '83 Carnival Weekend, especially Mary Beatrice Cushing Library. To coincide with the rise in the This statistic has led to a movement of the Ed Psych Class! Colonial Heritage. Single Parents and drinking age, colleges across the public concern about the social, per Six local charities will share in over the Iroquois Indian Musewn will all country have begun efforts to reduce sonal and economic costs of drinking. A $3,000 raised recently in the annual benefit from the weekend. the conswnption of alcohol by students, group known as Mothers Against Drunk Cobleskill College Carnival-Auction. Congratulations on a job well done! therefore helping those with drinking Drivers is also politically pressuring According to Dr. Harold problems. for the fight against alcohol abuse. The University of Connecticut has New procedures on "carding" are banned drinking in the public areas of widespread. Students at SUNY Albany student Aid Budget the donnitories. The college officials must now show two verifications of say that their reason for the new their ages and have their hands stamped before drinking at the pub. Dear Students: stuaenlS. Tnougn no new money Ls regulations is to confonn with the latest requested for the NDSL program, the stale legislation, which increased the Rhode Island requires that a police officei' check ages at the large parties. By now each of you has probably revolving funds mean that over $S5O drinking age from 18 to 19. There is also million will continue to be available to a national concern of C()lIege-level . Some colleges have made It clear that heard on the evening news and read in your local or university newspaper students in 1984. The amount of money alC()hol abuse. while they seek to confonn to the law of <.the institutions, they are not about President Reagan's proposed available in future years depends on The effectiveness of the new policies students meeting their repayment varies from college to college. One of "policemen" responsible for the changes to the Federal student violations of the students. If a student financial assistance programs apon obligations and thereby keeping the the most important results is that revolving funds healthy. If former stricter regulations decrease the rate of claims he is of age, or uses fake lD., he sored by the Department of Education. I would like take this opportunity to students, now in default, repay their vandalism, which frequently is related deserves the right of privacy and he to explain the budget we have requested. loans, over $640 million could be added to alcohol. Joseph Tolliver, director of should be responsible for himself. Many students, administrators and The key principle behind this to the revolving funds. student activities at Barnard College The three remaining programs: others have noticed the difference since proposal is that a stmplHied and c0n claims that his college policy of proof 01 College Work-study, Pell (Grant) and age at campus parties has led to more the policies went into effect. SUNY solidated student aid program will Albany's pub has had a 30 percent drop benefit both the student and the the Guaranteed Student Loan Program creative parties, whereas before they (GSL) ·will ensure the type of student just bought a keg and told everyone to in profits since it began asking for the American tnpayer financing the double Identification. student aid programs. Simplifications financial assistance hoped for but drink up. never realized, under the six Within the last year, five states The Chronicle of Higher Education, will also dramatically reduce the ad ptoUam which conducted its own survey, ministrative burden which your in arrangement. Connecticut, Maryland, New Jersey, The Guaranteed Student Loan (GSL) drinking is stitutions now face in administering the New York, and Ohio-have raised their concluded that " excessive and Auxiliary Loan (PLUS) programs on the rise, but that awareness of six Federal aid programs. Reducing drinking ages, and 19 other states have not make low interest loans available to drinking problems _among college and thls burden will improve your In done so since 1976. eligible graduate and undergraduate National surveys show that over as university officials is." stitution's ability to deliver student aid. We have asked Congress not to students (GSL) as well as parents -----. prov:lde new funding for the State (PLUS) by paying lenders interest St udent Incentive Grant Program while the borrower is paying off the (SSIG), the Supplemental Educational loan. The combined program is the Opportunity Crant Program (SEOO( largest of the Federal fmandal aid and the National Direct. Student r..om; programs. The budget which we sent to Congress • Program (NDSL). We' ve asked Congress to increase funding for requests $2.04 billion to cover the costs College Work-study (CWS) and Pell of the GSL program in 19M. It also Grants. Under the new budget we ex includes a rescission of $900 million for pect a higher loan volume and a higher 1983 fundings. The $2.04 billion loan average for the Guaranteed represents a decrease frem the 1982 Student Loan Program (GSL). GSL appropriation of almost one billion dollars. SSIG was established in 1972 in order The proposed reduction does not to provide states an incentive to represent a reduced commitment to the establish their own grant and GSL progrll:m. On the contrary. scholarship programs. Currently all because PreSIdent Reagan's Economic states have met this challenge and offer Recovery Program has successfully very attractive scholarship and grant reduced interest rates, the actual cost programs. Known under a variety of of the program is steadily decreasing. names, these state programs awarded Although the program will cost one over 1 billion dollars last year. Thus, billion dollars less than in 1982 one after 11 years, the incentive provided billion dollars mo~ will be available to by the SSIG program has successfully student borrowers. generated more dollars than the About 2.64 million students and Yip. • • Yip . .. Yip. .. YEEEEHA! Federal govetnment could possibly parents received GSL and PLUS loans have hoped. in 1982. The average loan was $2,222. SEOO was designed to supplement Under President Reagan's 1984 budget the Pell Grant. Administered by the the average loan is expected to be Student Government financial aid office on. the campus, the $2,454. The number of recipients will program was to prOVIde students with increase almost 300,000. Improved the financial means necessary to have economic conditions will let all of this Election Results some choice in which institution to happen with one billion dollars less of attend. The problem with SEOO is that the taxpayers' money. it is not targeted to help those students In 1984 we are proposing some who really need federal assistance. If changes to the current law governing our proposed budget is accepted by the the GSL program. We estimate that President Kristen Peck Congress, the new SeU-help Grant these changes alone will save $126.9 program will provide needy students million in 1984 and $204.7 million in 1985. V.P. ______Marcel Bouthillette with the choice previously reserved for Currently students who wish to borrow the privileged. under the GSL program do not have to Begun in 1958, NDSL is the oldest of demonstrate fianancial need if their Treasurer Own Scott the. Federal Student Assistance f~y income is under $30,000. (The programs. Over the past 25 years the reqUIrement that need be demonstrated Secretary Tammi Lindroth Federal govenunent has given schools for students whose family inC()me is participating in the program over 12 over $30,000 was, in fact, implemented billion dollars to establish revolving only last year.) Our 1984 budget loan funds on the campus. The loan • fund is for the use of current and future Cootinued eo page 7 Congratulations! Lacrosse Nationals May 11th - • WHIRLWIND. May 12. 1983. p. 2 Editorial
Greetings to you all! Well. this Is it folks. a time of dread and delight. Finals and graduation have rolled around once aga in. With this being the last editorial written by me, I'd like to take the time here to say I've enjoyed working on the Whirlwind and I've especially appreciated all the talented writers whose articles form the backbone of this paper. Thank you one and all. And t hank you, readers! As I write this , I have the mixed emotions that some of you may Maja Wasserbach Michelle Kinney also be experiencing when you think of leaving Cob leskill. There's the anticipation of the new and unknown, yet the unmistakable MAJOR- Bus i ness Ad · MAJOR-Business Ad - sadness of having to say goodbye to a trusted friend. ministration ministration . I know, however, that the Whirlwind Is being left In the ex· HOMETOWN-Saugerties, HOMETOWN-Glens Falls. NY tremely capable hands of two writers who have contributed much New York INTE R ESTS-Pholography. time and effort to Its pages this year. I' m pleased to announce that I NTE RESTS-Painting, weekend excursions, spending Michelle Kinney and Maja Wasserbach will be taking over as next writ i ng , hiki ng, spending money, collecting spoons, year' s co-editors. I' m positive they are going to do a fantastic job money, weekend excursions,.. softball with this paper and I wish them both the best of luck. I hope those tennis PAST MEMBER S H IPS freshmen Interested In becoming Whirlwind staff members w ill PAST MEMBERSHIPS-High Botany Club, Art Clu b, Student get acquainted with M ichelle and Ma ja. As good as- these two are, schooi yearbook editor (art & Senate, Photography Club they can' t write the entire paper by themselves, so get going! Sales), Student Coun cil LI KES-Plzza , tal ki ng w ith Lastly, I wish everyone the best of luck wiffl finals, graduation Secretary, Art Club, newspaper fr iends, amusement parks and the summer, as well as a fulfilling life accomplishing all your reporter DI SLI K ES- Neat people, goals. See you next alumni weekend! Bye. LI KES- Rollercoasters, fun thunderstorms, sirens friends, Woodstock Sincerely, DISLIKES-Grumpy people, Beth Borton lima beans and " clean" addicts • BE AWARE .04 IS D.WAl
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John K..ou:ue -PktPtlAed PUb~ Sptakillg h.e Plact Mcvtk Fl«c.hu 2nd Place Wichad AugU4.tine - E~ha ll eoU4 Pub~ Speaki"g I&t P(.ace ChMlu. Fatu. tnd Pl.a.t:.e Gv1ev-ieve. Mwt.M:!/ -&,llo~ Il1ttJlu.i.ew Corttut Oicuta: PcVLkvr. WHO ' S WHO AMONG STUDfNTS I ~ AM fR JCAN JU~I OR COLLEGES Anlla Algvr. CMi.I.:tUte K.illg Vt1tM4 Ba.tty John JClLiue IUdu1/ul &!.lc.htJl JohMa .!c./L~o.ue/l JtUuiy Sell Talta l(Uc.hell tolti Siu.i4no OotJBlaJ, UuLbwt.y Michael 8oltkholdVl K.a.thlU.1I Mw!phy &tit 801t.to" AtiAOII 0' COMOO\ CMi.!..tophtJl ClUllpbeU Rebecca. P.t.U.ca1l J04.11 Capeltlla 00.t.ind4 Iwdl:e Ol1uid Chlu4 Je66keY Da.t.\4dt DeAnna'-''''~ RobVth F-talt OobbUu ","y SrutgfA PctUicia Ou.H KMt.II Space. Ro",aid Ou"" Civt.UUPle stanb.to Gdil Feaglu L.4..t..t.y 5.tJ1JLl.ey Paul F.t.tdt..Ut John StoJU/! ~ FUll!! S4.IIdIta. VanAU.t:!flle Vc:tvid HamiUc)i'\ Uichad v-i.tale CMol Javilz Chit..i4.tUte WaldbaueA • Seo U J oJ'tl:lan ClutItlu 1lIintt.-u • Horoscope WH IRLW IND, May 12, 1983, p, 3 , I.D.C. College .Court LIBRA (Sept. 23 to (kt. 22)-An ARIES: (March 21 10 April old love could re-enter your li fe and a 19)--Expect the oncltpecled and new romance may blossom too. The though activity and changes make it choice could be difficult! Career mat '83 hard 10 concentrate, events are im \.ers that have been stalemated can be portant to your future. You could be released how. Stick to your long The fo llowing students have been selected to the 1983 Spring in the limelight and your sales ability range plans--don'! get sidetracked. College Court, a bi-annual event sponsored by Inter·Dorm is sharp. Everything is looking up! SCORPIO: (Oct. 23 to Nov. Council. TAURUS: (April 20 to May 20)-A 2l)--You can handle the changes oc Each dorm, through their do~m residents and dor m councils, close friend helps you to establish a curring now by organizing routine has selected two outstanding students··who have made the firm belief system. Work load could things to allow time for problem solv residence halls at Cobl esk ill " a nice place to live." be heavy and you can dispalch your ing. Call on all your self-discipline to College Court members are given complimentary tickets to the duties easily and cheerfully. Health is avoid extravagant impUlses. Stay cool Spring Sem i· Formal··for themselves and a guest, along with good and energy is high. Recharge and don't take chances._ recogn it ion at the dan ce, and a College Cou rt certificate for their your batteries with evenings at home. SAGllTARIUS: (Nov. 22 to Dec. scrapbooks. GEM INI : (May 21 to Ju ne 2I)--New challenges and oppor· 20)--You can discharge your respon tunities should keep you enthusiastic Fake Hall··Unda Pappalar do, Francine Clark sibility in career by working steadily. and optimistic. You could be expan Weiting Hall.. Peter Capelllno, Lyn n Seltzer and then finding a stimulating night ding your career interests and gel a Vroman Hall··Michelle Jones, Peter Costello life. Dan', be a know-it-all m raise or promotion. Good time to Dix Hall··Chris Villano, Theresa Miller conversalions--praclice restraint and take a st udy course too. Pearson Hall··Da n Helmeck, Sandy Boucher diplomacy. Be appreciative of alher's Draper Hall.. Steven Joyce, Michael Vitale efforts. CAPRICORN: (D«. 22 to J an. 19)-Your vitality is high and career Porter Hall.. Lynn Codacovl, Cherice Granger CANCER: (June 21 to July Parsons Hall--Jorge Ar iza, Gerri McManus 22)--Don'l get depressed by other's success appears a certainty. Personal life lakes on a new and glowing mean Davis Hall··Cather ine Oernidovich, Anna May Alger troubles. Try to be around people Ten Eyck Hall··Anthony Accur i, Guye Smith who are optimistic and happy-·keep a ing and family mailers prosper. positive attitude. Resist tendency to Recognize and show appriciation for dwell on the past or it saps your a loved one's talents. energy and leads you into pro AQUARIUS: (Jan. 20 to Feb. 18)--An active time when you can Sex crastination. • • • make breakthroughs in career and be LEO: (July _23 to A u g ust Has sex losl its appeal1 Are virgins many people discovering that the 22)--Active days and quiet evenings recognized. your creativity is ac cented and your ability to com. in vogue1 These are the questions be "swinging singles~ life is not all it is are favored now. Get some exercise ing asked of teday's single men and cracked up to be. Loneliness is a fac and you'll feel better. A loved one municate. Combine business with pleasure--get friends into the act. women. And the· answers show that tor that many people did nol count could show you the extent of his or PISCES: (Feb. 19 to March the revolution is apparently slo,wing on when they entered the singles her affection and it sets your doubts down. scene. to Test. Family life improves and a 20)--Get out socially and have fun with friends. Good time to work on What is the cause of this new at· And possibly, the new trend is the wish could come true. tilude1 Perhaps herpes has con result of a nation turning back to the VIRGO (Aug. 23 to Sept. 22)- You your image by buying clothes and upgrading your appearance. Get in· tributed to the new moralily. (No nne old morality: love, marriage and may put in some overtime to achieve stability, instead of sex for its own valved in cultural pursuits and in w • RADIOACTIVE • • Divinyls Thomas Dolby -The Mad Radio Scientist TIlomas Dolby is the man responsible himself from bands like a Flock of for "she blinded me with science" - Seagulls or the Human League - the so now working its way up the charts. called "Techno-pop" movement. Dolby Dolby, however, says he's not realiy says that in mUSic, technology is a blinded by science himself - even means to an end, not an end in Itself. though he's known as a synthesizer Since he's the son of a Brisish ar player. cheology professor, you might find the "She blinded me with science" is a R-and-B flavor in Dolby's music mixture of · high-tech instruments, a unusual. Dolby's first real job, he ex generous dose of funk - and hwnor, plains, involved traveling around US supplied by a doddering old scientist. air force bases in Europe. His U's the work of Thomas Dolby - who at assignment was to Set up the PA age 24 may be one of the stars of the systems for what were mostly future. American funk bands. Dolby has already written a hit for Some of the other songs on "The Lene Lovich, and he supplied the Golden Age of Wireless" are "Radio synthesizer parts on Joan Silence" and "Airwaves." That might Annatrading's "Walk Under Ladders" lead to the conclusion that Thomas album. His own L-P is called "The Dolby is fascinated with the character • Golden Age of Wireless." of the mad radio scientist tinkering Thomas says some strange things for with his tubes. "The Radio Pioneer" a synthesizer player. Like, "I Hate explains Dolby, "experiments because Machines." He reports that some of he has a desire to corrununicate - not them seem to blow up just to spite him. because he likes the color of his circuit What he's trying to do is distance boards." "Bugs~~ The latest band to make their way band's reputation as an intense and A Letter front from "down under" to the U.s. are the unpredictable live band, that does 'Divinyis. Formed in the heart of everything their way. The record Sydney, AustraUa's "Sin Capital," confirms the fact that Australia has Dear Friends, Kina's Cross. DivinyIs are an explosive. spawned yet another high energy in modern rock n' roll outift. ternational act. Slowly. another academic year is coming to a close. Wah it, Although DivinyIs are a new band, Singer Christina Amphlett ~wrote another successful season here at WCOB . Over the last two years having started only two and a haU all but one of Desperate" songs with (as Station Manager and Music Director), I ha~e enjoyed wat years ago, their combined experience guitarist Mark McEntree. Christina is a ching WCOB blossom into a very special radio station. and I would carries through into their dynamic tough and vulnerable performer, perfromance and prolific songwriting. placing all her emotions on the front like to take this time to thank you for your support of the college While none of the band members have line. The five times Australian radio idea and WCOB. . been In any mainstream groups, they nominated single, "Boys in Town," and For myself, the end of the season means the end of college radiO. have each been knocking about in the the now Australian classic pop anthem, I will be going to West Germany to work for S3 of the Southe~n rock n' roll world since their early "Only JAnely," explore relationships, German Broadcast Service (Sueddeutscher Rundfunk)' 10 teens. "Divinyls are, in many ways, the committment, rejection and super Stuttgart; I' m looking forward to the challenge that S3 has given quintessential rock band. They write ficiality. Musically they are the hardest and arrange almost classic pop songs songs on Desperate. " Elsie" con me. . t and perfonn with a total but modem centrates on decadence, loneliness and Starting Monday. May 2, WCOB will be 10 a manage~en rock n' roll feel, adding a stage wasted lHe, while " Victoria" shows the tranSition period. Ken Puffer will be taking over the portfolios of Divinyls' softer side. Christina and Station Manager and Music Director. Ken and his staff are ~e.~~~~eJ.~~t ~:a~~~~!n to~~~ guitarist BJome Ohlin team up on looking forward to a very special year ahead, and WCOB will. be said. "Siren Song" for a duet they wrote. doing some very special programming . But, for now, we are gOlOg Divinyls have just released an ex· Divinyls are an SO's rock n' roll band plosive debut album entitled as tough and hoppin' as Australian to keep things secret, so as not to spoil the surprise. Desperate. The albwn tulderlines the kangaroos! ! In conclusion, I would like to extend my gratitude to all of you, for making the last two years a very special and unforgettable experience. Sincerely, Robert "Bugsll Bugbee WeOB Radio 1 $1.00 Off any 56 PIZZA at Brothers Restaurant 234·4700 234·4505 COB $ - , • WH IRLWIND, May 12. 1983, p. 5 , Taking Control Letter to the Editor let you down. nus does not necessarily To the EIDtor : to an idea they believe ·in. Listing Tau• • mean tha:.:~r;:n isn't a good friend; Eta's accomplWunents are too many to People are the masters of their It just r that humans have There's not much left to be said about mention. We would just like to bring to destinies. Many aren't in control of faults. If you feel the friendship Is the class of 1913. While attending the the attention of returning students their lives. Are your actions chosen by worUr.. hile for you, the key to success senior awards convocation on SwKiay (meo) that we feel we have something you? If your actions are decided by Is forgiveness. Should you put up with May 1, 19113, I was assured thlt my to offer them in the area of leadership, othen or just random happenings, you any amount of irritation a friend sends choice of attending CobJeskill College friendship and service. If any college aren't in control of your life. your way? Of course not. Don't forget was a good one. 'nle high standards of man wants to demonstrate these The advantages of making your own that a good self-Image includes academic excellence exhibited by my characteristics, he is more than decisions are simple, more pleasure . respect! You should put up with these feUow students proved to me thlt I am welcome to pledge. and less pain - • better life for you. negative actions according to the among a group of unique people. The Returning in the fall of '83 will be 3 Having 8 good self·image translates friendship's value to you. When it isn't class of '83 has been special at members. Not much to fWl a fraternity into having a clear mind rather than a worth it, it's time to move on in search Cobleskill and 1 acknowledge those on ... loyalty_I urge returning students mind that is cluttered and confused. A of a more fulfilling relationship. members who have made the greatest and freshmen to give consideration in positive self-attitude helps you ex Most of the Ideals which apply to contributions. I wbb them aU the best joining a group of men who may make perience wann relationships instead of friendships pe.ral1el to love relation of luck after Coblesldll. the Cobleskill experience a little easier. longing for them. You leam to see the ships. When you do find someone who In acltnowledgeing people of great Also, I would like to thank. the other positive side of life. can bring you happiness, don't forget contributions, I would like to take a Greeks on campus for their assistance I! you would like to improve your life. that this person doesn't owe you moment to mention one group of men in many activities over the past year. you must realize that absolutely anything-especially not love. How on campus who have been serving the Lastly, good luck to two individuals that everything in life has 8 price: friend much love can you expect. from your community and campus of SUNY APO would like to recognize for their ship, material gain, love. anything that lover? As much as you are willing to Cobleskill for over 15 years ... and that support over the yean and they are adds pleasure to your life. All things give, which relates once again to the is the brothers of Alpha Phi Omega, the Dean Iorio and Jean Web Williams. worth getting must be paid for. U you fact that you must seek to "earn" what Tau Eta Chapter as known to its These two administrators made our don't realize this fact. you are sure to you receive-that goes for friendship, members and Alumrrl. Indeed, a very effort to be known in ways too many to face endless let-doWM. love and self-respect. special group of young men from all number. The brothers wish them all the Many I if not all, of price-paying Self-respect should mean that you parts of New York Sta~ . Our motto is luck after Cobleskill. In the words of a decisions involve other people, because want a relationshif that is satisfying for Service. In all shapes and fonns we present brother, "Every job is a self people are at the basis of most of life's you, but beware 0 Better Dealers. It is somehow seem to better the campus portrait of the person who did it. complications. Solving people hwnan nature, once you have a lover or and community around us by doing Autograph your work with excel1ence." : problems requires that you race the friend, to wonder if there is a better volunteer wort.. The (I active members, reality that all people are subject to deal down the road. Of course, there in addition to their other committments Christopher Campbell imperfections; therefore, two people probably is a better deal, but how far on campus, seem to give 120 percent Past President, Vice President must work to make a relationship be down the road is it practical to travel when it comes to a service project. Not and Treasurer fulfilllng. First, though, you must before enjoying the rewards of a great out of baste, but out of pure dedication respect yourself; loyalty through good relationship? Often a person misses and bad times. Alter realizing self finding out how the relationship would worth, you will be able to share your improve with time. Work hard to keep findings with others. Too many people the Better Deal instinct as donnant as destroy a promising relationship by possible_ Every instinct and emotion forgetting""" that all friends possess that you get control over will bring you ~ Catholic Singles negative traist, to some degree. 'nley'U that much closer to being in charge of disappoint you, hurt you and at times your life. Catholic Singles of the Diocese of Albany is forming a chapter to serve Delaware, Otsego & Schoharie Counties. The purpose is to bring together: 1. practicing Catholics 2. who are single (never married, widowed, church annulled) Dress for Success 3. age 21 and over to participate in events that the group members will decide upon (some possIble events are picnics, day trips, dances, attending plays & musical entertainment, Classes have ended for the day and don'ts for men and w omen from Your and sports activities) you're sinking into YOJ:1r favorite Professional Image: Dressing for Suc· The initial meeting is being held in the basement of the rectory of St. Mary's Church (Walnut & Elm Sts.) In Oneonta at 7 p.m. on Thursday, May 19. (The chair to relax. Just as you're reaching cess. members can elect to bold subsequent meetings at various locations within the tri· a state of euphoria you suddenly For men, AVOID: county area.) Do come and bring ldeas for the group's first event...... bo.. th",' vou have an interview anything loud If you have questions, please call during the evenings only either Debbie (607 ) for a job the next day. Leaping out ot sports coats 432-0290 or Ed (914) 586-3948. the chair. you rush to your closet and leisure suits find that you haven't a thing to wear. bow ties ....., !s that really true? Do prospective platform or white shoes employers really expect you to go out short-sleeve shirts - and buy a whole new wardrobe for white/ fuzzy socks the job interview? No. . too much cologne or after-shave lo Pre-planning is important in choos tion ing your wardrobe for the job. There Oashy wdtches or other unusual ac are three major considerations: the cessones type of job or career field, the fraternity pins/ rings with fraterni geographic location and the company ty insigni • WHIRLWIND, May 12, 1983, p. 8 Dear Voluptuous One Preservation of the r roommate' has • weird habit d relationship you have to compromise. Ea Uke a girl. It do .'t,..elly Good luck. Traditionally Boring bother me. My girlfriend t.ck nome Dear VI . bas heard that I am seeing a tal' blonde by Mike Gormaa Maybe the " distinguished" school be1lind her back. I told her tM It is just I'm so confused. Everywhere I turn, there are different opiirlons. Well. I - cornnUttee with their strong c0n my roorrun&te dressed up r.J • glrl but Although many people look back upon nections in the federal government, she doesn't believe me. vhat should I want to know what you think. Do you think it is right to dale one guy for a commencement ceremonies with a could persuade Congress to pass do' pastoral image, it is perhaps one of the legislation providing for the punish Not Cheating long period of time. Or ahould coU.e,e girls be open to date gurs they might most boring activities I have ever ment of the aforementioned deviant Deu' Not Cheatlng, In Vroman like in the future'! participated in; particularly the pushing for nothing short of the death Invite your girlfriend up for the Loyed but lonely ..-:hes. penalty or 162 years in prison. These weekend to meet your roommate. Tben InDiI If I can recall correctly, eacb and measures would probably have no the three of you can get down to the Dear Loved but Lonely, every speech began with " Members of effect upon the public offender bate facts. You make it sound Ukt ctlllege girls the.school committee, superintendent, however; deformaUzing such a shoull have special privieges. I think principal, parents, and distinguished prestigious moment as commencement Dear VI, that I you are writing llis letter that guests" with a few other impressive is obviously the work of a maHunc in. It took My girlfriend tires me out. I just can't meaa you aren't ready I() get serious titles thrown two minutes for tioning brain, aUowing the offender to keep up with her. She always wants to with one guy. You are sm young and each speaker to complete this for be declared mentally incompetent, thus malized and extremely boring in , be kissed and hugged. I don't know you 5hou1d be free to lee different escaping persecution. troduction, and by the time it was what to do and she wouldn't let me have peope. Es:perience life b the fullest The first option of physical abuse has any time to be alone. I like her a lot and while you are stlll young. finished the audience had fallen Into a already been ruled out due to its bar I don't want to break up. What should I stupefying state of boredom, quite barity. Pertaining to the second do? Dear VI, similar to that of comatose. I always suggestion of blackbalUng the Tired Out I have met this great gUjon campus. wondered what wou1d happen if a outrageous youth from higher In TenEyck We have been going 001 since last speaker substituted a friendly, realisUc education well anyone as Dear- VI, semester. My problem is '.hat I don't greeting for the traditional thriller. disillusioned and goalless as the My boyfriend ~ kiS!! 1 me or h11g:J know what we should do tlis surruner. Something that would shock the speaker would have no thoughts of me. I'm tailed t.J a little affection. I like We live kinda far away from each "distinguished" guests and members of continuing, what in his mind Is a sen him a lot -.. ne is a sweet guy, bu\ I wish other. What should we do' the "prestigious" school committee seless expenditure of time. The third he would polY more attention to me. Any Undecided like, " Hello" or "Good evening." possibility of passing legislation to ....estion . In Weiting What kind of an amazed reaction provide maximum punishment for the Unloved Dear Undecided, wou1d this simplification of a formal offender could be ruled out because it In Fake Miles don't separate p()p1e unless event provoke? Wou1d the insulted would never make it past the they want to be separatd. You can audJence resort to the behavior of president's desk - considering his Dear Tired Out " Unloved, write to each other and maPe call once corrunoners and bombard the bold hwnane disposition. I think you both need to sit down with in a while. Maybe you cou11 find a way infidel with assorted missiles? Would The question put forth then is what to eech other and talk. It sounds like you to see each other. IT J)u find it they physically remove the speaker do with this nolH:Onforming graduate. have the beginnings of a great necessary to see other peope then talk from the stage, bind his anns and legs, Finding no justifiable means of penalty reJ.tlonshlp. Remember 1Mt in a and make ground rules. gag him and escort him to the town line, for this individual's outlandish ae then provide him with specific in tlvitles.-the distinguished guests would structions never to return again? I have no other choice than to turn to forget myself however; we are not unjustifiable means. Taking an dealing with people who wou1d involve educated guess based on a knowledge of Positively Negative themselves in physical disapproval of the predictable habits of our the speaker's nerve - we are dealing "distinguished" guests, the next and We drank for happinesa and became unhappy. with "distinguished" guests. Most fl1l8l attempt to punish the deviant We drank for joy and became miserable likely they wou1d inunediately for would be to have him declared We drank for sodabillty and became argumentaUve mu1ate a black list, with the speaker's mentally incompetent. ThIs procedure We drank for sophistication and became obnoxious name occupying the first line. This list would provide the most promise since We drank for friendship and made enemies would then be circulated among the distinguished judges who would hear We drank for sleep and awakened without rest system of higher educational in the case might sympathue with their We drank for strength and felt w ak stitutions, informing them of this view. Thus the traditional graduation We drank "medlclnally" and acquired health problems pugnacious Individual. Perhaps evem speech can be preserved in its present We drank for reJnatlon and got thf: shakes more drastic measures wou1d be taken. state. We drank for' bn.very and became afraid , We drank for confidence and became doubtful We drank to make cooversation easier and slurred our speecb To Remember Me We drank to feel heavenly and ended up feeling like hell We drank. to forget and were forever haWlted We drank for &eetiom and became slaves by Robert N. Test so that he might live to see his grand We drank to erase problems and saw them mu1Uply children play. Give my kidneys to one We drank to cope wttb Ufe and invited death The day will come when my body will who depends on a machine to exist from lie upon a white sheet neatly tucked week to week. Give my bones, every under four comers of a hospital mat nerve and muscle in my body and find a tress located In a hospital busily 0c way to make a crippled child walk. StonyBrook cupied with the living and the dying. At Explore every comer of my brain. a certain moment a doctor will Take my cells, if necessary, and let detenrune that my brain has ceased to them grow so that, someday, a function and that, for all practical speechJess boy will shout at the crack of .r--the test track of excellence purposes, my life has stopped. a bat and a deaf girl will bear the sound I When that happens. do not attempt to of rain against her window. Burn what instill artificial life into my body by use is left of me and scatter my ashes to the MAKE THE CONNECTION FOR A LIFETIME OF EXCEllENCE of a machine. And don't call this my winds to help the flowers grow. , death bed. Let it be called the bed of . If you must bury something, let it be TRANSFER TO life, and let my body be taken from it to my faults, my weaknesses and all I I THE STATE UNIVERSITY of NEW YORK at STONY BROOK help others lead fuller lives. prejudice against fellow man. Give my sIght to the man who has Give my sins to the devil, give my ,• • ACADEMIC CHALLENGE never seen a sunrise, a baby's face or sou1 to God . • DISTINGUISHED FACULTY • RESEARCH LIBRARY love in the eyes of a woman. Give my If by chance you wish to remember I • SUPERB FACILITIES • MODERN LABORATORIES heart to a person whose own heart has me, do It with a kind deed or words to j. • SC£NIC RURAL SETTINGS • FINE ARTS CENTER caused nothing but endless days of someone who needs you. IT you do all I • 1.000 ACRE CAMPUS • HEALTH SC IENCES CENTER pain. Give my blood to a teenager who have asked, I will live forever. .lI: • 100 STUDENT CLUBS • COMPlTTING CENTER was pulled from the wreckage of his car ! ... • STUDENT INVOLVEMENT I ~ • REASONABLE COST , ASSOCIATE IN ARTS DEGREE OR ASSOCIATE IN SCIENCE DEGREE • ~ 1 CI) GUARANTEES ADMISSION TO • Z the COllEGE OF ARTS AND SCIENCES ••• choose from among 45 degree programs ... All crediu transfer ••• COMPETITIVE ADMISSIONS AVAILABLE IN ENGINEERING -0 AND APPLIED SCIENCES and in HEALTH SCIENCES PROGRAMS >. ------, Mr. Max Mobley , TrlVu fe r Coordimuor I lMckrg r "Something New'"' MOLSON MEISTER BRAU 12 0,. NR $10.99 12 Oz. cans NAME? . ea .. $1 .85 Sill: Pack ea .. $7.29 WHIRLWIND, May 12, 1983, p. 10 the Procrastination Beresford • eutting-lt..Qff to begin iarms How do we do itl .... thinking it will somehow magically thE hORSE B3Rn Re sor t D,'.n'on. N.Y. 120' Why do ~ do itl take care of itself AESTAUAANT 51~"' · '''' And most important. How do we .... escaping from unpleasant activities keep from do ing itl- assuming that .... waiting for the time to be right. for Weekend Specials Fri. & Sat. Nights is, in fact. a desired goal. it to "feel right" to do it Something different el'ery week "P.utting-it-off" is the grand art of. .... if you put it off long enough, it's the ability to, come up with every okay to turn in a '1ess than" product Fanta.tic Sunday Brunch - $6.95 conceivable means of diversion to or perfonnan«, be<:ause, after all, Fresh baked rolls. breads. and pastries. fru it and cheese selections. assorted omelets wllh ham. ba - ' WHIRLwmo, May 12, 1983, p. 9 Kinky Crackerjacks Senior Celebration Appar~ntly som~ne who makes Crackerjack boxes. Th"t officials Crackerjacks believes in early sex believe the booklets were p.ut inlo the education. boxes during production in Chicqo. Wednesday, May 18 At lust that's the theory of officials The girl's family requested their " Senior Picnic" --Athletic Fields, 11 a.m,·4 p.m.-- Food will be• of Borden Inc.. which distributes names not be used. The gran<;Jmother. served from 12 noon to 2 p.m. Free. Activities include: softball, Crackerjacks. after hearing that an who was present when the pamphlet volleyball, frisbee, Bikes and other athletic equipment may be 8-}'car-old girl in Huntington, W . was discovered. recalls the girl ex signed out from the Athletic Office. Va., found .. booklet entitled "erotic claimed. Wow, look at this I" "Her " Alec Star" .. Rec . Lodge, 8 : 30·12 ~ 30 a,m ,··Oance at the Rec. Sexual Positions From Around the eye got great big," the grandmother Lodge. Admission is free. FSAwfli setup a cash bar. World" in a box of the caramel com. said. "I don't think she even realized Crackerjacks has bttn putting what it was. She thought it was an ex Thursday, May 19 small priz.es in their boxes for years. ercise book." . Ice Cream Social-- Bouck Terrace, 1·3 p,m.··Free ice cream to Borden officials say copies of the Bnrden officials claim they haVe all seniors with music provided by WCOB. • booklets have turned up in other gollen rid of all the booklets. Senior Swim-- Pool , 1·3 p.m .-- Free swim! Everybody In the pool! Brooks Chicken & Rib BSQ.-Champlln Hall, 4:30-6: 30 p.m.- Free for those on the meal plan, those without may purchase a ticket at the door for $3,75 . Friday, May 20 Champagne Brunch-· Champlln Hall, 10: 30 a.m.- 1 p.m.·· Champagne brunch free to all seniors on the meal plan, Senior Swim .. POO& , 1·3 p.m .--Freeswim! Everybody in the pool! Coby Steak House Night--Champlin Hall--Free to all seniors on the meal plan, others may purchase a ticket at the door for $3.75. ' Bring your parents to a great steak dinner. Appropriate dress is required. Wine and Cheese Party--Prentice Hall, 8-12 midnight··Treat your parents to a nice, relaxing evening! Say good-bye to friends and faculty. Entertainment! Snacks! Wine, Cheese and Punch! Tickets are $2 in advance and $2.50 at the door . • $OISTHAT GONN~ 8HASH, CREDIT CARMI! FlRST8O!UI ?" ACROSS 3 Fur scarf 1 Prepare a • Edible table rootstock 4 Implied 5 Encourages CROSS 9 Tatt8l'ed 6 SF's Slale cloth 7 Suffix with 12 Actor harp Of' WORD Wallach violin r" ... u,,". .... "u .. V,,",V' 14 Time gone am PUZZLE by 9 Knocked 15 Electrlcat 10 Mature measure 11 Deily FROM COLLEGE 17 Hilllghlly 16 Raise the 19 Parcels of spirit PRESS SERVICE tand 18 Mod's 21 Short sleep home 22 Entreaty 20 Notice 204 Dry, as wine 22 Schemes uncle 49 HoIy- 26 CleVe( 23 Reasoning 38 Genera1ed 52 Son of Adam 29 Numbefs 25 Type of 41 "Swan 54 Sole game lettuce ...... Lake," e.g 55 Aries 31 Vast age 27 Thighbone 43 Soak 56 Guido note 33 Scottish river 28 Rips 45 Shade trees 57Toand- :l4 Silver symbol 30 Number 47 Old 59 Time period 35 USNA grilld, 32 Bow Portuguese 6OT_ THIS SUMMER, MAKE IT EUROPE. 37 Cry 36 Famous coin 63 Near 39 Grad. degree 40 Penpolnt .2 Pitcher part 4. Hesitale 46 High rock 48 Miss Mundy 50 Slender fishes 51 - Etats Unls 53 Body of soIdiefs 55 ComfOr1 58 Deer's hom 61 Pub offering 62 Spoor 64 SilkWOfm 65 Small rug 66 Ardently 67 Weaken DOWN 1 Black or Red 2 Shade tree Answers on page 10 • The lo~ t scheduled fare to IRELAND $499" picture5Q ue Anuterdam. the gateway ~N o-Tlf P Stay to Eu rope. 5499 round-trip fa re good on Al so the lowest scheduled fan' depa n u r~ through lull(' 9and tickets to Ireland; pxI on departures through must be: purchased by ~y 26, 198J. June iJ and tickets must be: purchased fTbe fare incn'ases to S609 round-trip by May 24, 198J. fTbe fare increases Right There! June 10.) to 5529 round-trip June IS, 1983.) ' Some (HUrenon • • JIlII" Low coot one-way farn Transamenca According to a University of panles. lyIost companies promote alllO''',llabk. T Airlines Michigan "Management Succession" presidents and vice presidents from study, job-hoppers do not usually get within Ihc co mpany. • to the lap of corporations. So once you gel Ihat job aller FLY The best way to get to the boar graduation. plan to stay with it and FAR AWAY PLACES droom is to stay with the same com- prove loyalty to your employer. Coil • • • WHIRLWIND, May 12, 1913, p. 12 Two-On-Two JARTRAN ROAD CoIIhskDI CoUece ''Twe .. Two" Buketa.ll Ma&dt-U'p Twenty-four students enrolled in • college-wide "two on two" matclHap, to SCHOLARSHIP determine just what pair would come out on top and be dedared the best two on two team. The following ten teams and participants took part: "The Leapen"-Ja'" Johnson, John Washington "Gruttome Twosome"-Brett Davenport, Dave Bame °OOFF " 8on&era"-John Ryan, Dan Fesette "TIle Animals"-George Bird. Harold Loder "The Underdogs"-Loren Petwldt, Matt DeLuke "GeMY Screamers"-Jim Slicer, Kevin Boyce every Renta I to a " Macs-Mobbs"-Emest McFadden, Jeff Mobbs " MOO8ehuds"-Jim Lebben. Mike Callaban "The M Oiven"-Kenneth PuHer. Patrick Nolan Cobleski II College Student " Head Knocters"-Tony Eades. Lee Zulauf " The Topa"-8teve Lemon, Scott France. The top three squads, who had not lost a game, were put Into a double elimination contest: Game one-Deuce VI. Macs-Mobbs-Winner: Deuce (1l-9) .... Game two-Macs-Mobbs va. Animals-Winner: Macs-Mobbs (1l-6) _. - _.- -_' Game three-Animals vs. Deuce-Winner: Animals (11-1) Game four-Macs-Mobbll va. De~Winner : Deuce (ll-9) Game five-The Championship Game-Animals va. Deuce-Winning Team: RESERVE THAT TRUCK _ (11·7) Members at the Championship squad are : Harold LOOer and George Bird. - The entry fee collected at registration time was used to ' 'treat'' Harold Loder and/or and George Bird to a nice steak dinner at the Bulls Head Inn. The prognun was ~red by the Wh1rIwiDd and WCOB, and co-run by TRAILER NOW FOR SUMMER George Clancy and Stu Pokal. resident basketball players. . The NBA Playoffs McCarthy Ford & Mercury by John Field favored to win the NBA title. In the West there were 'four teams left Rt. 7· East of In the East, the Celtics, Knicks, Nets, in the race, San Antonio, Portland, and AUanta are out of the title race Denver, and Uls Angeles. Los Angeles Cobleskill, NY leaving the Philadelphia 76ers and the is fa vored to beat Portland and advance CALL CALL Milwaukee Bucks. The Knicks beat the to play the winner of the San Antonio Nets but lost to the Suers in four Denver series in which San Antonio games. Boston beat Atlanta but lost to leads 3 to I as of this writing. Los 234·4385 234·4385 Milwaukee. The Suers had the best Angeles is favored to win the Western regular season record and are heavily Conference title. GRADUATION , is just around the corner. 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NEW YORK Hrs.: Mon.-5at. 9·9; Sun. & Holidays 11·5 fifE A\.lElAlIOIIS II[ CAlI BE YOUR STORE fREE UYAWAYS - • , • WHIRLWIND. /My 12. 1983. p. 11 , • • • • • Women's Soft ball~ch : S. Wilbur. Mike Harrington. Mike Heingarlen, Sarah Jacobs, Katie Cooper, Brenda Carlyle Hutson, John Karsres, Mike Kienoe, Tessy Marconi, Terri Zim Kesselring, Jfee Locke, J im McCor· merman, Susan Metzler, Anna Rogers, mack, Rich Morris, Joe Mueller, Mike Tammy Clough. Betsy Lathrop, Sue Papa, Tony Reece, Matt Rogers, Ricky Smyth, Marlene Betts, Michele Stan Sowell, Marty Stadebnaier, J im Walsh, nard, Laura Davenport. Kim Andresen Tom Walter, Dave Weiker, Bob Young, Chris Zello. Golf-Coach: G. Hisert. Mike mo, Lee Murphy, Scott Felthausen. Men's Track-Dean Anderson, Paul G1enisler, Floyd Guernsey, John Hald, Men's Teaals-Coach: M. Donaher. Chris Hendrick...... l\tt.~ Hayer, Red Greg Ayellino, Matt Kelcourse, TIm McEachon, CaT! ...... nnandin, Mike Guys Intramural Softball Allen, Tom Povlock, Jim Manni. J eff Raymond, John Reilly, stacy Rodd, Taylor, Mike Kenyon, Jay Cheer, Dave BoM Y Simmons, Tom Tvaroha, Ron Shlng-Higb-C.J . Britt, Patrick Henderson, Larry Pigliavento, John Henry, Dave Murphy, Lee Dresser. Wanck, John Washington, Steve Wood, Noian, Randy Colton, Dan Nuffer, Pesce, Rich "Stromboli," Dale Pacello, Dan Gianquinto, Ed Keplenger. Chuck WUson, Da1e Farney. Russell Kyle Tuttle, Tom Barker, Kurt Daggs, Lacrosse-Coach: S. Nevins. AssIstant Beck, Bill Swart. Tom Goulette, Jeff Mike Lacey, Brian Heath. Coaches: Nick '''Ibe Dean" Iorio, Women's Track-Janine Boyer, Lisa Tremper. Rich stanyk, Jim Moriarty, The "'ers-Bob Murphy, Paul Robert "Doc" Jantos. Keith Askenas, Dietz, Carol Zavitz, Debbie J ordan, Tom Marshall. Fredette, J ohn Elliott, Greg Conway, Mike Bamberg, Jamie Bartley, Pete Crystal Joseph, Amy Meader, LIsa The Dix Pit-Scott Jordan. Tom Rob Conn, Pete Cappellino, Dave Basti. Mark Brannigan, Steve Br eMan, Vaill, Brenda Watson, Lori Wood, Sue Washburn, Mike Grutadaurla, Bob Henry, Tom Bardom, Bil1 Newkirk, Ken Bridgman, Chris Bruno, Matt Sipowicz, Brenedehe Walsh. Barberis, Paul Cahill. Rich Cun Tom Casaragola, Karl Drescher, Jim Cacdato, Ken Carlelli, Andy Davis, Managers: Margaret Chichester, ningham, Joe Fredette, George Fisher, Almeida. . . Kyie Engle, Doug Fuess, Brian Evelyn Jarek. Shawn Beckwith, Dave Okun. TeDEyck TalDts- Davld Laurie, Peter Garrett, Don Giblin, Dave Hamilton, The IDcogD1toes-Ron Dunn, Steve Laurie, Mark Watts, Bill Venier, Glenn Migliaccio, Jeff Airth. Jim Didanato, Snapp, Phil Wilson, Mark Van John Dower, Jim Burns, Bill Wagner, Bourganden, Andy Couser, Hal Went· Kevin Benjamin, Mark Orlowski. worth, Steve Shadbolt, Scott Probed" Gals Intramural Softball Mark Grimaldi,. Chris O'Brien, Mike Regan Mosher, Mark Fletcher, Jeff Trouble-Lynda Giardino, Sue Pat Becotte, Mary Dininny, Crlssy, Fine. Van Winkler. ten, Sandi Panter, Korey Lefkowitz, Kosalek, Julie Femandey, Bernadette Fools- Fred Perry, Ron Gaska, Steve Tbe Outillg Club-Rlchani Roseboom, Maria Salorio, Anne Marie Chalk, Walsh, Pam Voelker, Teri Smith, Tim Conroe, Jim Dulltis, Steve Cobbe, Jablonski, Scott Wilson, Bill Jeanette McCaskil, Diane Holliday, Treece Sicila, Teri Hamm. Jack Keller, Joe Woessner, Steve Kulenkavich, John Rossi, Scott Bar The Blind Bats- Maureen Delaney, tkowiak, Andy Ampi, Mike Parra, L.J. Vicky Liebman, Tracy Fowler, Nina Carlin, Adam Dubbs, Scott Fe1thousen, Lont, Shelley. Jenny Roock, Robin Nagengast, Linda Dolig Hazlitt. Sinunons. The P H'ets-CF'en-Debbie Jordan, Peckham, Martha Woodstock, Monica Bearer Eaters-Jim Jennings, Scott J oe's Bar " Grill- TIm Cobb, Mike Williams, Maryanne, Mare Martin, O'Neil, Denny Reagen, Mike o'Connell, Jennifer DeNardo, Allison DeGroff, Mathus. Kevin Luerin. Wade Barret, Holly Cardinale, Jennifer Garlick, Joanne Miller, Jocelyn Conn, Amy Doug Ald, Paul Bliemyer, Dave Toplin, Bruce Derner, Bill F e rillie, Ken Terry Akron, Dana Hummel, Shancy Meader, Renee Roch, Kim Patt., Laura Geo({ Maliszewski. Carlus Latremore, LeDeux, Tom Marshall, Bil1 Fellner, Stack, Diane Carey, Vicki Car ey, Sandy Bogerschutz., Karen Kaminski. Jeff Tannore. Scott Fowler, Ed Keplinger, Bruce Brass, Debbie Woodward, Kris The Spare Parts-Denise Lezette, CavaHers- Tom Martin, John Hold, HoImes, Mike Bates. Crawford Amy Meader, Mary Ellis. Kathy Fury, Jill Moore, Usa Shea, John Connolly. Ken Bevis, Ark The Pit- Harry Rasey, Stu Hartman, Top B-Barb Zobkiw, Cindy Cathy Genlti, Maura Brady, Kelly Mike Ulrich, Bob Taylor, Don Williams, V r o~ Dic ruttalo, Chris Liebert, Ken Hutton, Wa rd, Nancy TImo, Aue Shulman, Dorgan Pam McGraw, Darlene Paul Wiemann, Tracey Eccleston, Jeff J ohn Russell, Lisa Geerken, AI Megan Weske, Sherrie Whitehead, Peters, 'Usa Dann, Patsy Rirnkunas, Shaw, Frank Castellano. Bud Zodacoff. Diamond, John Hassett, Tim Sweeney, Michelle Dahler, Dawn Kohut, Betsy Hillary Gelsser, Judy O'Brien. FlgbUDg Roo5ten-Ken MatoJa, Bob John Steinkoph, Mike Bates, Tangent Quigley, ASue Schroeder, Tina WoHe, irish Dames-Jean Horgan, Colleen case, Dominic Manzella, Tom Stroto, Jones, Mike Clarla. Rosann Brust, Elisa Murphy, Michelle Donnelly, Marybeth Olney, Lynn · Len Oiloia, Mike Neseky, Joe Sicilia, C·MeD-Chris Hendr icks, Fred Jones, Terry. 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