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A STUNNED eyewitness described his horror at seeing a man plunge to his death less than 10 feet away on the Leeds University campus. writes Shinc OF YOUR MONEY The unnamed man in his

• 54.1s jumped from the lop of the Police probe 111S Earth Sciences building at CO. .1.161h. around 9.45 on Thesday •)` ap -77; morning and landed in front of second year medical student Etob Allison union losses: "I was walking along with three of my friends on tar was at eilistration when something fell about two mems in front of man arrested us." said Rob. "At firm. we thought it was a bag, but as we by DAVID SMITH got closer we realised it was a man. He had landed flat on his '5.47Vir hack. and one of his legs was VAST sums of students' cash obviously broken. have allegedly been siphoned off Ambulance in a university fraud said to "Sometme else called an r. ambulance and we went over to involve more than a quarter of a the man. He had a faint pulse. We didn't want to move him in million pounds. ease it aggravated a hack injury, A manager at Leeds University has but his mouth was filling up with blood and so someone been arrested after a police probe into the decided to try and move him disappearance of students' union funds. into the recovery position. "But it was soon clear his The suspected scam skull injuries were very cost students around serious." STUDENT £300,000 and went By this stage a crowd was gathering, and so Rob and his SA VS unchecked for almost 10 friends left. realising there WAS years, according to one no more they could do. THEY kissed goodbye union insider. The man. who was to thousands of The man, who was yesterday named as Gag pounds each year and arrested during the summer, Harrison. 42, from Leeds 7. was pronounced dead at the has been released from didn't even notice. scene by patuniedics. He was What kind of custody and is on police bail not thought to have any organisation could they pending further inquiries. He connection with the university have been running? has been dismissed by the and Police are nut treating the Simple answer: a university following a death as suspicious_ Widen's' union. disci pl i nary hearing. Your union is The arrest followed an supposed to look after internal investigation into Students returned this week to find Leeds revitalised after a [DRL1GS your interests. in freshers' suspected fraud associated with week and throughout the union's cleaning budget, a Summer unity summer of sunshine and invention. Skateboarding, dancing flee student who had your time in Leeds university spokeswoman said. and music were on the agenda at the first Hyde Park Unity supplies sent• to his :loll But if you're a Leeds The police conducted their own Day, staged on Woodhouse Moor to bring together the and how he got caught. University student then inquiry after being tipped off by takes to the air suburb's troubled community. Pic: Helen Whitaoak Turn to pages 12 and 13 RIM TO PAGE 7 cowmen ON PAGE TWO INSIDE: News 1-11, Comment 6-9, Feature 12-13, Agenda 15-17, Sport 20-24. Plus 28 page juice pullout magazine •

LEEDS STUDENT Fr Kiay Octane! -I 19;16 STUDENT £2,000 FEE TO BE CHARGED NEXT YEAR MISSL\-G: This week in Britain's £300,000 biggest weekly student newspaper OF YOUR NEWS MONEY Catering con? Cough up Why canteen CONTINUED FROM PAGE ONE regulars have

food for thought the university PAW* 4•5 authorities." Meanwhile Leeds University Union has David Adam been left embarrassed by the alleged scam. "No on Freshers' or 'ye up one could check because week and we don't know how what happens much things should cost," confessed Gary next MP o VICE-CHANCELLORS are PHOTO FAME 'touch. Communications FEATURE planning to charge students to attend Officer at LULL "I have university from as soon as next to apologise for this on Drugs busters behalf of the union." September. ny AHOY KELK caught me in The Committee of instoutions but we will Scam Vice-Chancellors not he the first to charge my hall The union is and Principals have lees. We In) blame at the feet of the government responsible for decided to start if an universities Jo managing more than 12-13 charging fees lied 11 necessary to start £1.5 million on behalf of instead or asking for charging " students each year. The rTrnmowAti funds from the This is null the Ors, time University suspected scam is Government in the have threatened 1.1 believed to have forced Back to the budget. next sharp: Ices IfOr 141111,cs cost.entiing measures in future: swinging Student Unions are ast Neal, t Mt1 ho -.. a number of crucial '70$ fashion warning that there c ,lic 'vainer the could he widespread tot los:hest paid services. ''The welfare pates panic amongst parents MVP. I SIIL CIVIC' ill office, the 'women's 16.17 arid students if the BIJIJill pfurI.IsCd minibus and all union stern ni It•S In plans go ahead societies have suffered supplement the Douglas Trainer. for years because of Nrus government an a lit. President said -The this," said one member threat of fees has Outraged David Lloyd on of staff. who did not angered students. their Union leaders 15 wish to be named. Henmania and parents and the outraged - NUI Government, president Simon •allicv Security its future described it as -selon:: PRETTY AS A PICTURE: Leeds University's Chancellor's Coon t Ilion leaders claim pages 22-23 Sickened up students to fail is splashed across the nation's branches of Midland Bank The plans woe sow, they have moved swinty would- The brochure - How to make the most of your money - features a --sluddlis ...Ind hold. he students will he put on photo of the Uni in the summer sun at the end of Iasi term to prevent any resew sickened hr the idea r•1 Other repetition. !touch added: proposals has e included paving eth'a fern " "We have now changed idea to A spokesperson for Labour's current National Insurance introduce a 11131I110111110: ieistr,r4 the invoicing structure I_MU was bluntly payments. loan system for Higher and tightened security opposed to the scheme: Even before these new Education students up to Ne)?96 "This university has proposals. students are measures." Yet he absolutely 110 plans to the value of 4:4700. already hard-bit by a lack ot conceded: "It is locking This would replace introduce lop-up lees." Funding. A recent survey by P MOM fee or the stable door after the Alan WI Ison,Vice the current maintenance the National Union ot ay horse has bolted." Chancellor of Leeds grant for those who gel Students claimed that I in forget your degree Univeisity. says that one. and graduates students 'consider druppiu c Police inquiries are they is iii not lead the would then pay their out of university courses expected to conclude in debt hack over the w ay to charging fees: purely because of financial the nest few weeks. course of their working -You may find it reasons. FLASHBACK: Leeds Student happening in other lite. in a similar war breaks the news about fees See Leeds Student Says - page 7.

Fts-r impressiims are rugby playei nl rt., incan share of those were F..vec customer at any tune, but on ON THE thought to be the 17111..4 pn_N.Pnce She possesses the nieatibers keen to entertain this occasion he had clearly 111111441am as tar as Many vigour ol every good diettisel +-es_ been watching the New Labour ______) HORIZON tiestieis are tiaiverned Exec school matron or rosy -check0.1 Ten normal students were o inference on TV. There were :nenthers arc a to of ham- leader of the girl guides. gilACK in attendance to, this I resheri. extravagant gestures, pregnant acting self-itripottant wunnahr LInionunutely. fin this A weekly sketch al student poitics mini meet. which works out at pauses and sunshine face of with forecaster Stevie Sunshine ck.Emics struggling to overcome particular day. Woiklhead n natal 0.02 per cent of the which Tony Blair himself LLILI meanwhile there Saturday: Outlook for Nor the the night haw. suffering the alto-effects 01 .1 audience ti was aimed at. lf the would have been proud. Oddly heavy night, and !'cove hei a± not even anyone to Yearn. s recent weird on book- enough. when you looked Cloudy. wet rev: of the 'Chem :Iry fine traditions at union' me university students' unions moment in the linieligto was Mick 0GM: a name sir keeping is anything to go by. cime.1.■, al the agenda, you and windy week: Wet. •kt LWILISU there is the much cruelly snatched away ctinmand? Tlus annual event they will pmbohly ailrue this is discovered that Hartley 's w it Ii windy and admired 'Fresher: -Sorry...1'1x got to go tilt involves a hand of iixty.: a mathematical triumph. As it key is ire speech dui in far prolonged cloudy-, C'on%entiott". a grandiose title and met," she p.asped into artoniks gantering in a murky was. they muck sure the repeat the tabled ninon almost showers. MIIK. I ues a,1 kiadIN the illicit >plume, tits the insist hall :alit laughing at each wont for word it had all the tor what anti bunt s tt I a :silk'', 14 unforturrate 10 will never be temperature: supplied 6, sreedieS i1N511 wh y frequent contribution !min other's )ekes fittL..11Nali- 111 seen again by turning on an substanix of a 'rpm r 15C 160F1. red. iii U)5,111 IS a 1.vonlisk Kt: ar winner. or heads of nunuas. otti 'lnestfay thiey aWCsniiie display Of, to put it speech too. This Sunday: Writ. c thins. lust as the house ss is %Lite. the rink slicing Instills de_hatet1 the tisititio: - :+1.1rLly, typical 1:,:sek• Thc mock tX5111 dicss 1,1 ,1 rsOlve_, Blustery drilling inexorably towards actually +Ike for Amon:du t !mini Rs- To. i Ban M the forefront was Bruck. hone ending with futile words Ii' snugging from the ;nit ni bowers, some AraiheIcall ihet something glimpse win‘xlheal self Hartle!, I:mance X, about how you ran get ail Ciotit Unusual happened. •ns:3tSU-ly Irollitte 1,0 st.tgr to liuihliuc as of2 October Administration tlificeri, involved hi union li r light 1."1 o-a .1 'your Kale Wok:Obeid VP lOvolic Site had ' Sadly were 0111S' prolxbul lg. arguing that politics. Keep thos,• prIls. . is .1 tine -s Meted that which cten 2-2 1 70 tl, .111,ollt snoggilig laLfraNCN ale risk (4 jokes OW of yotO (1:01 4011/ 117 temperature kipqattilmE mettibet of the kAticrlx-rson Ili ilk. hail secietek langninc al this turn III :Aching nasty anqina. crackers I it • 6.11, 1. Risk AtItIVItTly..„11,...14411,e 11, a vith-ei k.4)ptiototvzriiist Also ► - lkl:.LV - • - 1-4.1T110.% .I rill' a stair a li1.-s-i• inn; vi."1-1-s-3, • • era-r rye,.edety• 4 4'4 4,8{e-e-eurinaug1utliciusattorlblf.4(1 LEEDS STUDENT Fwiriay October 4. 1996 Police issue warning after latest spate of violent attacks on women SFX,AITACKElt S r-1 LS6 POLICE have warned that a serial sex attacker may strike again after a woman was brutally Olympian assaulted in the Hyde Park area. The unnamed 24 year hopes for old victim was battered Victim battered with a 12-inch metal club college sports betbre being subjected to with 12 inch a sickening attack in a development children's playground on iron bar before Woodhouse Street in the early hours of the 181.h of horrific assault A LEEDS college is hoping August. to obtain National Lottery The assault took place funding to build a brand alter the woman left a BY SHIRAZ LALANI new state-of-the-art sports petrol station on compltex. he pro posed Headingley Lane at about caught. T He is described as being development at Trinity and 4am and started walking All Saints College in towards Hyde Park corner. aged between 17 and 26. and is between 5 fool 8 and 6 feet Horsforth would have She heard someone running facilities unrivalled in the tall He is slim with short dark region, and has attracted behind her, and was hair and spoke with a local the attention from grabbed from behind by her accent. On both occasions he professional sports clubs as assailant. was wearing a shun-sleeved well as students and local As she struggled she was shin and dark jeans. residents, A series of sexual assaults beaten over the head with a Leeds United FC. the in the Leeds area over the blunt metal instrument, French national football summer has prompted police possibly a car wheel brace toarn and Leeds RLFC have to warn female suaknts of the and dragged into hushes already used the college potential dangers of walking where. she was sexually campus as a training venue. alone after dark. The planned facilities are assaulted. Detective Chief Inspector centred around a Is rge After running DNA tests. Hamel! said these attacks are a sports hall, and the scheme police have linked the attack to constant dilemma especially as also includes a floodlit a similar assault on a 23- year- it is a student area "We can't outdoor multi-training area. old-woman in the Holbeck dictate to students and say area in April of last year and Rosie Cannel. head of don't go out. but we want them physical education and are concerned that the attacks to he aware of the dangers." will continue if the man is not recreation at the college claimed that the new centre would benefit all levels of sport in the region and could even provide a successful Woman left for launchpad for British Olympians in the future. dead after SUSPECT: Police have issued this E-Fit picture of the man suspected of committing the recent violent sexual assault in Leeds 6 PR team brutal assault Leeds University Union has issued the following advice to scoop top By PHIL KERFOOT female students to help to minimise the risk of attack: A YOUNG woman was She was admitted to • Always try to walk home with a friend or take a taxi if you award subjected to a sex intensive care at Leeds attack in the Kirkstall area General Infirmary in a critical are alone. FIVE finalists at LMU are after a night out at a pub. condition. suffering from • 11 )(In have to walk alone be alert and walk confidently celebrating their success The 20-year•old woman hypothermia. and was put on ;liter scooping a top public suffered head and facial a life support machine. down the centre of the pavement. relations award from a injuries, after leaving the However she has since • Try to carry some change for the telephone or a phonecarci. leading PR firm. Kirkstall 1.itcs pub on Friday made a good recovery arid has They heat competition 26 July. been discharged from • Do not wear a personal stereo. from over sixty of their hospital. *Always have your keys ready when you are approaching course-mates with an Unconscious Wectwood CID's Detective advertising campaign to publicise a food market. It is believed ihat she was Chief Inspector Browell said your car or home. The winning campaign battered with a 10-inch square a 27-year-old man was taken *Amber Taxis (230 6090) will take you home if you are was devised by Louise paving slab which was found into custody on August I and has been charged with stranded without cash. Just hand over your union card in lieu Davies, Richard Stocks. John near her unconscious body in McNeil. Carolyn Small and Salvation unlawful malicious wounding the grounds of the of payment and collect it from LUU Exec in return for Melissa Leaning and Army Hall on Kirkstall Lane and attempted rape. He is currently awaiting trial payment of the fare. featured a banana character the following morning. with the slogan "Going Up Market'', 3

• , 4 LEEDS STUDENT Fitaay October 4. I gilti NEWSFILE LEEDS UNIVERSITY'S 'UNAPPETISING' CATERING Future fantastic -ruE future is beckoning Leeds Metropolitan University as it launches a new musters degree. write.s Joanna Bow. The Innovative course in Future and Foresight studies is aimed at considering New catering how society and the environment needs to adapt to face the 21st century. Fin ►rologist Graham May claims—fore_sight is not about preguessing the future. but how we can make it happen for us. rather than to us." It is the first degree of its type in Western Europe and it seems that 'futurology' is experiencing some kind tit upswing, A Futures forum has already heel, set up in Britain meeting with British Telecom. one of the few companies to firm cooks up actually take the idea seriously-. Some students were unimpressed "What next'" said fresher Keith Pal line degree in astrolites'.' Money matters YORKSHIRE students are mule reliant t at parental funding than those from other a controversy regions. a new survey reveals. writes ,'Vowed Raja. Barclay.' annual survey on student A catering firm which was forced debt shows that 43 per cent of students in Yorkshire and the North FAN survive oil to quit working for Leeds parental contributions, compared to the University has now struck a deal to national average of 16 per cent. oversee the canteens and Local student Ami Patel confirms it would he "almost impossible" to continue restaurants at LMU. her studies without her parents' help. The news has caused anger among The survey also shows that students are sitidents and staff. coming just eight doing more to fund themselves by caving months after Sutcliffe was 'phased out' before they arrive and working in term time and holidays. However the following a lengthy battle by LULJ to comparative annual debt was just over oust the firm. 120X) making parental assistance or loans Problems began in 1993 when Leeds commonplace. University privatised its catering services, The findings follow recent statistics scrapping its in-house provision and which confirmed that a recoid number of introducing 'Catering Development higer education students are choosing to Managers to run areas like the refectory. study closer to home, almost exclusively for financial reasons. Prices spiralled by up to 25 per cent and students complained of stingy portions and fancy. unappetising menus.

Olympic skills Early last year a -meeting of that prices will decrease." the dark over the possible without having to fork out for the Committee on Residential by JAMIE HALLUMS-1 effects of Sutcliffe's expensive food." TWO Leeds College of Building students and Commercial Services Pricing management. "Sutcliffc's have Helen Russell. a bemused are heading for the Olympics - not in Sydney recognised Sutcliffe's starting with a £1.5 million However. Sales Director no inluence over price at 4th year Philosophy and in the year 20(X). but in Switzerland next -inabilities in food quality and redevelopment of the Beckett Mike Eggleston stated that present,- said Mary Budda. german student at Leeds year. writes Abbie Jones. service" to students. Park Refectory. Sutcliffe's intended to Refectory Manager. but she University commented: "1 Richard Cox and Kevin Grainger will be Control The effects of the Sutcliffe introduce its own brand foods added. "I am unsure as 10 can't understand why the Met competing in the International Youth Skill partnership arc being such as sandwiches, and what the future holds. There has not learnt from the Olympics which will be held in St Gallen, lust over a year later. a move downplayed by university would "advise the university seem to he many rumours experiences at Leeds Switzerland. The pair won gold medals in to return the service to officials. Dr Geoff Kitchens. as to what we percieve to be flying around." University. If the same thing plastering and wall and floor tiling University control was taken. Deputy Vice-Chancellor at appmpriate pricing levels." Unconvinced happens, Sutcliffe can expect respectively in the qualifying competition in It was claimed this would LMU, defended the Eggleston defended another battle on their hands!" London. improve catering by "tailoring university's actions: "The Sutcliffe's track record at Students and executive Exec officials at LUU The Olympics are held every Iwo year the product to student contract with Sutcliffe'~ does Leeds University. He claimed members remain unconvinced. remain happier now that and it will he the fourth time that Leeds demand." not mean that we have lost their objectives had been Simon Caffrey. LMUSU Sutcliffe has ceased working College of Building students have qualified. Despite this. LMU has now control of our service, or our fulfilled, but changes requimi President warned. If price. for the university. Last year, student Alan Graysteek. won a decided to join forces with staff. We now have the to tailor the service to student quality or service are "Since returning to in- gold medal in plastering. Sutcliffe. Changes to LMU advantage of their buying needs meant that the company adversely affected by the new house catering at Leeds catering have already begun. power, and therefore believe had to "work within a management. the union will University the Union has had framework different front that seek to rectify any changes a much better working What's your biggest worry this term? originally proposed." through lobbying of senior relationship with University Furthermore, he recognised management." services, and everything is that at LMU there would be a Student Kirsty Lamb, a working much mote greater need to communicate 2nd year studying Social smoothly." stated Gary Bouch. If the answer isn't money yet, it probably will be at some with students to give them Policy and Administration Leeds University Union's point. For over 9 years Blue Arrow Leeds has been what they wanted in an complained. "if prices get too Communications Officer. attempt to increase its sales. high I won't come hack. providing students with work, offering flexible hours & Staff members remained in People arc already skint competitive rates of pay. We are currently recruiting for various hours & days: - General Catering Assistants 1.3.25 - £3.50 ph (no experience) Student hurt in car theft horror

- Chefs & Cooks £5 ph POLICE are appealing for student returned to his house The student was taken to witnesses after a student was to collect some documents the hospital with head injuries by - Waiting staff £3.50 - £4.00 ph (some experience) dragged for 100 yards as he men duped him and sped off. a taxi driver but later Take care of your biggest worry today. tried to stop thieves stealing "As he was getting out of released. The car, a white 1- his car. writes Abbie Jones. the car the men said there was registration Ford Sierra, has Call Scott on 0113 2446717 The 27-year-old. of St a prohlem with the exhaust still not been recovered and John' s Terrace. Woodhouse. but as be turned to look they police are asking anyonewho BLUE ARROW was trying to sell his ear to drove off." said a police witnessed the event or has the two men who had spokeswoman. ''He managed seen the stolen car to contact PERSONNEL SERVICES contacted him and arranged to to grab hold of the door and Millarth CID on 0113 241 take it out with him for a test was dragged for 100 yards 3099. WE LISTEN * WE LEARN * WE GET RESULTS drive However. when the before being thrown off." LEEDS STLIDENTilltriclay Octobes 4. 1ft% 5 FIRM AGREES TO MANAGE LMU KITCHENS New problems at Playhouse THE FUTURE of the West Yorkshire Playhouse is in by JO SENN jeopardy unless a solution can be found to ie. crippling debt crisis, T This year. for the first time in work ur by closing the courtyard seven years. the Playhouse was theatre for 6-9 months The unable to repay its annual capital knock on implications of repayments of £200,000 unemployment make liar a truly stemming from the original horrific scenario' building debt. The Arts Council Despite uncertain times in the gave a one-off emergency grant Playhouse's history. there will he but there will he a shortfall every no change of programme until year unless the Playhouse is June Ig97. The new season chosen to benefit from National includes a premiere of ben Lottery cash allocated by the Arts Elton's Poprorn and Terence Council Ideally. .1 sum of McNally's A Perfect Gime . between in•£2.5m would pay Alan Bennett's rarely perfirrined off the remainder debt and Mier Suitt' also gets an airing. resolve the issue permanently. with Pu re' Pon pros id ine the In the event of not winning Panto Ilia. vital cash, it is still undecided The Play holm: has just won what form tiebacks will take. but four prestigious awards in the Rowley. a ,spokesperson for the British Regional 'Theatre Awards theatre says "cutbacks will which is a major boost in its hid certainly have to he made, for cash and also a source of mat nossthly in community education morale for the staff of the theatre

PLAYHOUSE: crippling cash crisis may lead to cutbacks ■ L.) Sutcliffe

Leeds University and Sutcliffe Catering ended their partnership in February 1996. These are the problems as set out by committee on Residential and Commercial services at the university:

• Sutcliffe's inability to provide "quality of loud and service."

• Leeds University requested a "hack to basics" approach to meals providing greater value for money. highlighting an "apparent inability" to match its customers

• Sutcliffe's failed to make a surplus during its management of catering at the university.

• A revised business plan was required by the university before a future contract or a recommendation to terminate was made.

COLLEGE AWARD Blaze forces leap to safety A LEEDS college has A STUDENT is recovering with before the owner of the house Saab received a national award for its hack injuries .inei leaping to safety Preston.wa: due to move back in innovative work with adult from a smoke - filled first floor after a year teaching in Switierland. learners. writes Obit, Min: bedroom. writes Altbie Junes. Next door neighbour. Mrs Lillian The course., , -attended bs Ian Burgoyne. a Social Patterns Bateman. 78. said she was very more than 150 students, aim to and Administration suakmt at LW, concerned for Ian because of the membership give qualifications to people in •aN forced to jump about 10 feet seriousness of his fall. paid and voluntary work who Men a rear halfwit] window of the '1 heard a hit of noise just after have missed out on training and house in Linglield Gardens, midnight and then breaking glass and student travel discounts worldwide C education Moorown. onto a paved yard where a crash as Ian jumped. Ile is a %cry Celia Moorhouse. the co- intemationa he landed badly. tag lad, ever so well made. and I available from your local student courses. said she was Student ordinato of The blare broke Out just hams think heturt himself very badly." "delighted" with the award. travel shop or students' union Identity Can 6 LEEDS STUDENT Friday October 4. 1996 STUDENT WHY YOU'LL BE PAYING OFF DEBTS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE 1 Simile", I., an 14*p:talent nevrapapet .truing students al Lee& Metropolitan t tniven•ity, to university and other colleges In and warm/ Lao& All our pournallott utOtk try a 6.ala f clutUct, but If you hammy wohlrrio. Memel enrages the SattOf Cunttnyntl, 41intrhbutiorls iirta helpt1.11 ,tilieisrp are irtwIted I've seen the future Editor David Smith

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SECTION EDITORS Arks and it's expensive lint Biswell Clare Lister Justin Penrose LIMN fees: Books you must have lennikr Matthews Theard of them by now. Hours of Clubs George Butler media airtime have been devoted to them Consumer Affairs in the last month. As Jennifer Matthews the new university Fashion year unfolds. no one is Clare Edwards quite sure how it's Clare Lister going to end. Features And what was your Clare Edwatal reaction when you heard'? Chris Leadheatei Did you anxiously start Mike Pflanz calculating how many Listings pints you would have to Joe Downie dive up. did your parents pale at the prospect of Musk 17i ■ing you another Ben Ewa Owen Gibein l.000 per year, or did Piers Ntanin you think "Nab, it'll Chris lasses never happen in my student lifefirne. News .rru thought the latter Mew haws II And Kelk then I'm afraid I've got had Shiro, I. alani news lor you. Tuition fees Chief' Reporter are a very real threat and Naga Mencheity will probably he introduced from the beginning of the Piehit next academic year. Willem !aspen This flank' is a patio stand by Ihrptities the Cratuninee of Vice- Pete Cotton Chancellors and Principals Nick Lee ((NCI)). They have been Iribbytng the Government fin Production years to put more money into Steve Cooper uglier education to keep up education. regardless of their Oliver Quinn with the massive expansion in ability to pay. Nik Peasgood f-leanoi Rose student numbers. However they (West Yorkshire Area NUS Kate ku have met with link or no Convenor, and a member of the success and educational Campaign). says: "The Science institutions are :suffering as a by DEBBIE JONES expansion in higher education David Adam result. Huddersfield University. was intended to improve access kin example. estimates that it to every sector of the Sport a ill be in debt to the tune of population. Proposals that Zoe Feller t-lindlion by the year 20(X). people should be borrowing all Alex Gubbay In the Budget last year. this money to he able to do a Paul Wilsi higher education funding was If universities start charging pnvatised. In other words the can pay will go to university degree mean that many people Total Football cut by seven per cent • now the tuition fees then it will be Government is going to sell off How many people are going to in disadvantaged sectors will Kai ()Ilene - Djan CVCP is.waiting to see what students who suffer. By the f2billiun of debt in order to he even consider going to riot even contemplate going to wilt happen this time round. If year 2002 it is estimated that able to make tax cuts to win university if they know that university." Chief Sub funding is cut again, or even students will be horniwing voters. Who's to say that a they will end up with a debt the The Campaign for Free Tom Miles stays at the same level, then £2,500 per year for fees, as well private loans company is going sire of a small mortgage. and Education is calling for the they will recommend that as up to £4.700 per year for to allow ex-students to pay on nothing to show except a piece Government to put enough Leeds Student lad) site universities start charging to maintenance. (State grants 5k ill their debt at an income- of paper? funding into education to pay Oliver Quinn make up their funds. Courses almost certainly be a thing of contingent :mourn? If you get Don't rely on the NUS to every student a full have already been owed up, the past by then.) This will ill. or become unemployed. hail you out of this une. Their maintenance grunt as well as DEPARTMENT HEADS with those at Leeds University leave students approximately then god help you! The rate of policy is now pro-maintenance their tuition fees. 11 is estimated estimated tit MO per year. And £20,000 in debt by the time interest charged will he a loans. and they haven't done this will cost approximately Business Manager you thought summer rent was they finish their course. commercial rate, rather than the much to combat tuition fees LThillion. which may seem like Helen Whitenak had Proposals are that students rate of inflation as at present. either. With the NUS controlled a lot. but is very little compared The CVCP claim they will should have their whole Even those who are lucky by wannabe Labour politicians to the amount which is Director of insist on a fixed amount working life to pay off this enough to gel a secure job after they aren't going to step nut of presently spent on say, defence. Communications charged by every institution so debt. with payback at an university are going to be line with their party. Labour are In a time of peace we should he George Butler that people don't choose their income contingent amount (like paying for a very long lime. advocating maintenance loans asking the Government which university according to cost. National Insurance at present) for higher education students is more important: defence or Editorial hotline: but what control do they realty You will he saddled with the ccording to National up to £4,700 per year and many education? (0113) 243 4727 have? Courses at Oxford debt from your student days for Union of Students' front-benchers also support the University. fur example. are the rest of your life. A(NUS i figures, one in idea of tuition fees_ Debbie Jones is a former estimated to cost £3.200 per But there's worse news than four students consider dropping The only lobbying group Wanten's Officer at Leeds Advertising hotline: year_ How lung will it be before that. Gillian Shephard. Minister out at present due to financial who are Opposing these University Union and ex. call Helen Whiteoak the only people who goitre for Education and Employment. difficulties. We are moving proposals are the 'Crimputg.n Convenor 1# Wes; Yortshirr on (01131 231 4251 Those who can afford it? has recenimended that the towards a system like the for Free Education', who argue Arra National Union or 0850 488 543 Student Loans Company be USA's where only those who for everyone's right10 a decent Students, t EEDS STUDENT Friday October 4, 1996 7 STUDENT S4 Ira' How could it happen?

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your union has let you down. It is understssid the union has been blind for nearly a decade while cash was siphoned off in a massive fraud scam. Marti your money falling into someone et., • howls. Money that could be spent on everything from better entertainments to protecting women's safety. There is little chance of getting that money hack: it may as well have been flushed down the union toilets. By now you might be wondering: how on earth was this allowed to happen ? Leeds University Union has a history of expensive cock-ups in recent times. This year alone it paid out a E1,000 'golden handshake' to an executive officer who quit after acting like a clown. But this time the joke isn't funny: the scale of the losses - and the impact it has had on every "Stop thief! Where the hell do you think you're going with that union pint glass?" member of the union - is breathtaking. Serious questions hoer to lie asked abow .storm: that was abused rime and again with impunity LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Cheat It is alleged that fraudulent Myrae .s used to cheat the union's cleaning buslect Surely someone should have becil and noticing the sums ,lust didn't add up. The transitory nature of union officers • students who take a year out before moving on - makes it difficult for long-terra verurions to be monitored Hui dun:, no etc-use fi,c the series rot financial for the letter Smokin' blow officer, who failed to spot surnething of such dramatic. ',Niel, t of the week tear Editor, Smokers have coexisted with thanks Is current nicinbers of union •tt.il non-smokers long before this that this alleged N,:ari I ended ■+, hen it did. What's driving you crazy? LEEDS Meimpolilan University university was built. If better rirNo doubt a NM inn I krivatirrs nett in line (0113) 2•6 7953 Time to think about healthy thinking I )ear Edina% 1,4.14•m.y or simply just spi doom and offougli the week ending in a mass nr email: watch telly. bulloria launch on Friday. Sce Exec Live long Leeds csotksofitgps.leeds.ae.uk HERE at LMUSU we are All of these a-tivittes help tor more details on how you mull concerned with the amount of work relieve stress and nest week both help someone relax their mind_ FOR those who are new to 1, cuts this year. the or if you'd like to speak to now being given to student,. and students' unions LMUSII and message is you won't look back. the town, the stress this is causing them. LULL are holding events to Cheers. miversities and summating countryside have so the Editor in person, come We are living in a society encourage students to consider the A very relaxed Jim Evans. inuch to offer that you're not going to get bored. at any time to the editorial geared towards success and we feel SLAW Of thew minds. Thursday VP L'inumunications, LMUSU You've probably limnd this son of gushing office, upstairs in the swamis we not gisine themselves October 11) is World Mental Health praise about the place many times bedtime, but the students' union at Leeds enough 'free time' Free Time' Dayand at LMUSU there will be a Editor", reply: Students not considered opinion of the student population (and they can use to catch up with play heing performed in the Ents wan hint enough &plain Metropolitan University certainly of this newspaper) is that we wouldn't mates, take pan with a club or Hall, as well as tither events please scant to iv studying anywhere else, and once you (City Site). settle in. nor will you. Ernov it while it losts. OWN GOAL: Blame the referee? Turn to page 22 for sporting bite The power to make wavo\,,,‘,.;

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The new column every Friday In Britain's brightest student read send an email to David Adam now on csaksuRgps.leeds.ac.uk The life Dog gone week be A RECENTLY introduced law bans doggy-loveri ND so not -all right rtzlly". He's a from exercising more than lacking messenger of Satan and Afreshers' week Four of their pets at a time, will make your !ilea mud miser' It has been brought in is over for Put your fool down now No it's to counter complaints another year. not OK if he "like Lxurows_your Moon intimidation caused lecture Wes mate:" or "just eats Friendships forged, h% walkers accompanied the last of your Coco-Pops''. to op to 30 animals on queues queued and Number four. "that union Wimbledon common. shiny new union cards politics looks like a bit of a Dog owners will only Nope. be excused if they wear a obtained. You've been Number rise: " hey. so does red anorak, blow a horrified and that frisbee-thingy dub " trumpet and ruthlessly hypnotised, pushed. Number six: The hanks am pursue a defenceless fox not studem-lrientily As se Nat as with 10 of their mates- pulled, pissed and they have pot away their Blair-ilr puked, and this smiles and cuddly ITULSCOIS they' II legendary week is what he hounding you every step of your university lire. High swot university is all about banks use a diherent postal right? Wrong. system to everytkviv else. To send Sorry but prepare a letter. from your house to a hank yourself for some s-osts 27p. yet those poor Iambs tian'i return the favour without hometruths, the blatant lie_s Incurring 115aebrninisirtUuir that need to he exposed and costs the coloured di %Niers really STA TRAVEL a few corrections to your a genius. no your 1i-wittier can'i be first impressions. unthers seven. eigl a nine bribed with cash ory beer), the Number one: uni is NOT and 10• the tour exams will be different 'malty luirsenien of the poly-hop- past-pupent you look tit, y'es you fan of gorgeous bony. Granted N WORLD LEADERS olypse. It won't he -all right this really will have to answer it certainly seems that way at wiNtlr'; they never will i pen dint questions like that. yits in that the moment. tug from shut portion of the bar when it time and, no, it isn't possible to qt IN YOUNG INDEPENDENT TRAVEL Monday they will all gets u.,v; the bouncers will not your entire engineering mysteriously vanish. Oh sure, mellow out and you will never curriculum (min a progrummahle there'll be fleeting sightings of meet your future spouse there. calculator: Your lectures won't get them. the library maybe. Having said that it is still the only any inure interesting. yes it is across a crowded refectory place, in Leeds where you can get isossible to read the paper as long pissed by licking the floor as you're earefid and yes those perhaps. but never, never in Number I I: You won't attendance registers really are just Ritzys when you're absolutely "definitely stick to the cleaning like being at school. Yes it is * SPECIAL STUDENT & UNDER 26 FARES * hammered and in a it state-of- Rua- Cleaning rocks are like the worth skiving the nine-o-clixis. mind to talk to them- illustrated instructions that come yes that guy in your tutorial group Number two: The Original with with Durex. Potentially really is a complete cock and * TAILOR MADE ROUND THE WORLD ITINERARIES * Oak will not "he less busy later in useful for those who've never most definitely of all, yes you the term" It's a well known Met tried it but a pointless source of would have had less of it if you'd that if everyone in this pub all amusement for everyone who done a different coo se, * EXPERT ADVICE FROM WELL TRAVELLED STAFF * jumped up and at the same has. Get ready for the topsy turvy Add to this list dozens of your time they would alter the earth's world of student hygiene. own experiences and you'll be * FLEXIBLE TICKETS * INSURANCE * orhit. Arranging to meet someone Washing up before you cat, taking perfectly qualified for your dream there will hear as much fruit as your food out of the fridge to stop job„_ going on a blind date to an Oasis it smelling and cleaning your feet Yes, next year you too could * ACCOMMODATION * INTER-RAIL/EUROBUS * concert and saying, he the after you get out of the shower. wear an Introweek T-shirt, feel one in the adidas Finally number 12: Work. lilt- ingxatmt. and dribble on about Number three: Thai bloke in oh. An entire section in it's awn the Make 'A 7 corridor to * OVERLAND TOURS * CAR HIRE * your hall who nicks your Sniff is right_ Quickly then, the guy with impressionable first years, * AUSTRALIAN VISAS *

Telling you where to get off' CONTACT STA TRAVEL: THOSE among you who in• Please don't impede the lights or r t the has rr caught in a 88 VICAR LANE second sears or above will delicate pnicess of their jam and do not distract them know this already, but it's only recovery by treating them as from their important duties by LEEDS. 1.51 7JH fair to tell those new to Leeds of you would bus-drives M other cheenly wishing them a good TEL 0113 2449212 the unique uanspon policy Paris of the country. stay_ Don't expect Meth to wait Should any of the above STA TRAVEL operated in the city. FOR FREE COPIES OF OUR TROLL SUIDES CALL 1171 311 UN The buses are driven by kir you even though they see guidelines be infringed then you you desperately running to only have yourself to blame care-in-the-community patients. LONDON. MANCHESTER. OXFORD. CAMBRIODE BRISTOL, LEEDS. GLASGOW. BIRMINGHAM BOHAN, catch the bus, please don't ask when you receive a grunted indulging their severe fantasies BRIGHTON NOTTINGHAM. LOUGHBOROUGH. SHEFFIELD, CARDIFF. WARWICK, COVENTRY. CANTERBURY. of "I'm a bus driver." syndrome. them to let you of at traffic "bloody students" .4

10 it.EE0 s STUDENT- FridayOctobomii 1`1''' • ,..... II IIover course cock-up WORRIED on their year out in industry by PHIL KERFOOT have decided to go elsewhere THE SPIRIT OF LEEDS Environmental to finish." Health students at fie added: "The I.NIU have pulled out removed, communication in the The course has now departrment was abysmal - of their course after undergone re-structuring to the course leaders knew what a row over its meet its requirements but was going on for months. but professional some students have already they only told us nod-way left because of the wrangle. through exam week last recognition. Remaining students are June Leeds Metropolitan worried that the row has University was told its attached a stigma to the Confident BSc environmental health course and fear LAU officials have course did not meet the Environmental Health rust i Mei; may now not defended the course"• requirements Net by the employ graduates because reputation. [)r Valerie Kaye. Chartered Institute of they doubt the course's dean of the health and social En% ironmental Health integrity. 19% graduates are rare faculty at LW.' was because "considerable also fearful that their confident that the course changes had been made in qualifications may now he would nut lose its the course structuic thought of as inadequate. accreditatinn :Mil is now without consultation." Darren Green. a student trying to reassure prospective representative on the course. and current students of the Deadline said -People were definitely course s integni!,. nut happy. To have just -This is a good course of ABSOLUT WINNERS: Sian Davis from Leeds College of Art and Design is Course official. were blushed sour exams and then long standing and students pictured with her advert which won the Absolut Vodka competition to produce a gisen an August I deadline to confident he told that recognition of the can he extrewel) picture which reflected the spirit of Leeds and the shape of a Vodka bottle. The provide es Idence to the that they will recluse their course could he removed was picture was manipulated using state of the art computer graphics software. contrary or lace ha% ing the a great shock to most people professional qualification.- Pic: Willem Jaspert degree N acctedation and a kw third years who are she said.

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Dr lain Smith, senior The software can produce lecturer in Health Researcher statistics about the players in Services Research at the both codes of rugby, It delivers around 40 different pieces of Nuffield Institute, led a establishes information. including number two-year research of tackles. pusses. off-loads and project, His research. in possible link defensive wins made by each collaboration with player. Bristol University, has John has compiled a record to smoking of the performance of every shown smoking to be a death remains the main killer Super League player this year major factor in of infants in the U K today The propounthe is being increasing the risk of Around 400 deaths occur [Bed by unlimber elubs SIDS (Sudden infant every year, most of which including Bnalfonl Bulls. Hull could he prevented by Kingston Rovers and Paris St Death Syndrome). following a few simple rules. Germain. such as laying babies to steep Factor on their hacks. rather than on The study shows their sides and providing a smoking to be a major smoke •free environment fur COMPUTER factor in increasing the as much of the time as possible. risk of cot death. An CONFERENCE astounding 85% of Investigation fatalities in the survey SUPEliCOMPUTING was the The investigation analysed word of the week when the occurred in households world's first ever conference on where people smoked. Dr 195 cot deaths in Yorkshire amongst other parts of the subject was held at Leeds Smith claims "If smoking Britain. They also lucked at University. by pregnant mothers and 780 'healthy baby' control Computers that run 20 by parents around the samples. making this the thousand times taster than an child could be eliminated, biggest research project into average home computer are the numbers of cot deaths rot death ever. Leeds used to solve many different would be reduced by University's Nuffield problems - ranging from Institute, which Dr. Smith solving crimes to developing joined in 1993. is a prestige land use. Despite high-profile Professor Stan Openshaw campaigns by the organisation recognised by the World Health from the university's School of government, such as the 1991 Geography says computers are 'Back to Sleep' campaign. cot Organisation as it management training centre. important to all of us: "Whether we like it or not, this is the future. Supercomputers will shape the performance of our They do a lot of work for charity commercial lives and public services... THOUSANDS of pounds was various charities. SCRATCH 'N' SNIFF: Taking Liberties opened in Leeds raised for charity by students The beneficiaries of the with Matt Alden, Leeds Student DJ competition winner, from both universities in Leeds money include the Royal Members of Leeds Rag. a National Institute-for the Blind playing for the crowds at Beckett's Park S.U. A STICKY joint body of LMUSU and to fund children's holiday LL►U. collected £6300 in aid of weekends and Help the Aged. SITUATION THE CAPTAIN of the Great Britain Women's hockey team was helped out of a sticky situation by Leeds University, Academics are Jill Atkins used the MP backs fight against University admits department to help her simulate the high temperatures of the caught in the Atlanta Olympics earlier this summer. too many medics Jill had to ride an exercise n proposal Internet bike and run a treadmill in THE FIGHT against The development is one MEDICS were told to take a university said: "Leeds is an order to determine how much development on Bodington of many being considered in YORKSHIRE and year off before coming to exceptionally popular excess fluid she should take on. Fields has gained the the Lawnswood, Meanwood, Humbersidp's nine universities university. university fur medicine and backing of a local MP, writes Weetwood. Moor Allerton are joining forces on the After the A Level results, we have attracted an Andy Kelk. and Eccup areas of Leeds. Internet, writes Andy Kra_ Leeds University faced an increasing number of Dr Keith Hampson, Tory Dr Ilarnpson said "There The site will give a wide excess of people who met the applicants over recent HAND OUT MP for Leeds North West, is is a limit to how many new audience to information about required grades. The years." courses, research, business hacking community groups developments should be solution offered by the The university will take BOFFINS at Leeds support and conference in calling for a public allowed in one part of Leeds university was to tell all the 5000 new undergraduates University's department of inquiry into the planned and some of the plans are facilities. prospective students that this year and it may have to Physiology have been given a is run by the Yorkshire retail development. particularly unsuitable. It is It they were welcome to take a compensate for this year's £113.000 award. The land is currently wrong to put a huge retail and Humberside Universities year out and then start their excess by offering less The money is for their used as a playing field for park at Bodington Fields." Association which was set up courses. Students were also places to medical students research into the working of the Leeds University in the There is still no planning in 1993. told that thewre was no next year. heart in a bid to understand Dr Christine Leigh, of Leeds Lawnswood area. The application for the crisis in the medical faculty Dr Adams is confident hear disease inure sports ground would be re- development at Bodington University is behind the and that there would be that people who really want comprehensively. cited on farm land at but the proposal is scheme and says "this is an rnom for them. to come to Leeds. will be The award comes from the Clonmore Farm, next to contained within the exciting new collaborative Dr Jonathan Adams. able to get in even if they British Heart Foundation who Golden Acre Park al Council's draft Unitary venture which wilt grow into a director of academic are doing a slightly different emphasise the. importance of Bramhope. Development Plan. major informatiun research." development at the course to what they wanted, the work done in Leeds. 12 LEEDS STUDENT Friday October 4. 1996 r BEFORE I I no draw score I

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British movie making has been on a roll since music Trariopoiting and Ewan. Tara and Kate will he ker fakers or the best new band in Britian? We massive to Kula Shaker to find out... We also get luv'd household nam before you can up at Big Love and feel all luverly about The •■■ say "Piss off • •K. Lemonheads. Plus singles reviews and other stuff... — Hranagb you old rr get." listings summer lovinl - _ he ONLY seven day listings guide you'll ever need. he best thing about being at 14 Whether you're up for a cosy night in front of the telly or builder:sky is the fact you get - hitting the clubs big style, it's all in here. And it's free, till the year off to get some AM" MI, get pissed and !oat around So there. sing nowt - roll on next summer. ' 11,4-' LEEDS FILM FESTIVAL - SPECIAL PULLOUT!!! Eight page pullout featuring everything or not?) you need to know about the 10th Leeds Intonational film festival. Featuring an exclusive Tara Fitzgerald interview, flyers! ' listings and a full colour map... you know. All that shit • at gels stuffed into your ands every couple of seconds In the first of a new weekly series GEMMA WALLACE lays into the nd then turns to mush when decline of a great British institution - daytime TV. Easy, there tiger! ou wash 'yet jeans. No, really rn nut interested in joining ti compared with the horror of they're expected to weep with •ig Farming Society. leave me c'mon .lair Chalien,qe A hit like gratitude, us they foreim done. Now. Ready Sleuth. Cook, mill; feedillit their family for a ittles have a-changed. All the mot south has a itli peope. nut food. this month to huy u €28.50 No more Anne and provided is a different view show gives experts 20 moisturiser and sonic itivIlv TNick, no more Albert trom the window. Dr_ Chris minutes to transform normal decent make-up hoishes lam a likes Dock. The fabric of Steel stilt chuckle% people from aid) ducklings because. after all, girls. morning TV has crumbled irreserouly at his caller% into swans. A more doesn't matter how cheap and and reformed over the medieal eomplaints. Dr. Raj patronising and ofensive nasty your make-up is as long summer and I Tor one am Prasad is till smugly programme you'd he hard as you have really Mood not happ! about It. ingratiating and Rosemary pressed to find. Those brushes." Oh. right then. Let t: tiro examine Conley still prances about selected endure hitch% Now r in Weil aware the southern farce that is like an emaciated And that's comments from preening that tack is what morning TV Richard and Judy Ity The being offensive to ehiekem.. experts i -Oooh. i haven't is all about. but ritual Thain•K The excuses gis en I313C' I's offerings are seen that shade of lipstick humiliation isn't something for changing the Liverpool as had The combined charm since 1972r). as well as: I'm comfortante aith.. Some dvi location of ITV's biggest of the shower which has been a ce from people who think women aren't groomed to morning flagship Kati e posed %bat onto our screens in Anne feather boas are attractive. like the %hallow shim wholly unjustified. "We a ani and Nick's place is non- They use the phrase dummies whit populate this bigger stars- squeaked Judy existent. Kilroy still acts like "Absolutely fabulous!" show simply because they've We want classier inteNiti Satan ha:am:tie. Coal Cook. without any trace of irony. got more important things Ill t?oomed Richard. They end 14• .4.,o l Cook has long been I' Ito Jo. like jobs and looking after up with lane SOUK Air kind known as Con '1 Wincit, lean'! "Dow' forget!" trim kids, Ws about time we found Gene Wilder, Big stars,' Ward•in my house; this haff- Shama Lowry. "We let you better things loth.' than watch Minor actors from ascii excuse fur Ready keep the clothes alter the morning TV too, so take a show !" Well. whooee! Let leaf out of Inv hook and May Kilroy - Be afraid. Conmangio Sweet have LI Steady Cook just won'! cut greater pull than this the mustard, keep this in perspective, it's in bed 'til lunch. kids. be very afraid ilollywolx.1 I) - list. Even this pales into not as if she's he: stow log the insignificance when gift tit eternal life. Even NI_ by Owen Gibs°

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Last Man Standing

Dir: Walter Hill Stars: Bruce Willis

t has been a bad year the settings, and there are for H011ywood some very well worked Iremakes of classic set pieces and films. with the dross that choreographed fights. but was Diabolique in the lead role Willis is following The Birdcage no Clint Eastwood. and and itself being followed the addition of a Blade by The Nutty Professor. Runner-type voiceover Following them all is (to explain to the Last Man Standing. the presumed stupid new Duce Willis vehicle. audience exactly what is and this too never happening) is merely an reaches the heights of its annoyance. Around this. blueprint. Almost an the presence of Ry exact copy of the Cooder's music and benchmark spaghetti Christopher Walken's western, A Fist a! 4 err ntinally under-used Dollars, which itself was villain add nothing. a remake of Kurasowa's Walken is merely a Yojimho, the film's only supporting player to Jude is no Mr Darcy, but then original contribution is Willis' man-with-no- the period in which it is name, and the score is set (1930s Prohibition too heavy handed and Thomas Hardy was not one for America), and the fact modem. that this time everyone In trying to create a speaks English. film to please both the finishing all his novels with a marriage. Were it not for these critics and the customers, precedents, the film director Walter Hill has RICHARD ZACKHEIM relishes Kate would be very enjoyable. failed both sides. with the but with the knowledge film being neither that it is not an original it conunercial nor cool Winslet's tragic side seems pointless. It is very enough to please either. stylish. both the suits and Ben Cook nother British classic compelling love story as Jude and hits our screens in the Sue fall in love. Facing them is the happiness of love, but the form of Jude, A cruelty of society who ostracise' (formerly known as Jude the Multiplicity them for having children out of Obscure), and instead of wedlock, The film splendidly cynically complaining about highlights the power of religion as Dir: Harold Ramis everything British, the wall as superbly ending on a media have become over- tragic note. stars: Michael Keaton excited and enveloped in Hardy loyalists may be rose-tinted optimism. disappointed as faithfulness to the Not that there is anything novel is hardly maintained. particularly wrong with that. Instead sex wins the Hollywood Jude, loosely adapted from the agenda, as the sexual undertones book by Thomas Hardy. is highly in the book are translated into full watchable, following the lives of frontal nudity. Jude Fawley (Chris Eccleston), a It's also a shame that the film stonemason and 'wannabe' is thirty minutes too long. A slow scholar, and his cousin Sue start and a stuttering middle may Brideshead Mate Winslet ). an end up boring non Hardy fans. but over confident intellectual. They the acting is wonderful, especially both marry into conveniant the utterly convincing Kate marriages, before realising Witislet_ in a very different role -whoops, I've made a mistake-, from her Sense and Sensibility and the film unfolds into a days. A thoroughly enjoyable film.

the new gamer laughs. film by Harold In cloning himself, slight ere it is, The fabulous goes. Ramis of variations on his character M The Nutty Professor long- awaited Eddie The special effects may Ghostbusie s fame) is are produced, with the new ► Murphy comeback raise a smile, through the another off-the-wall personalities being more H Dir: Tom Shadyac movie. Apparently it's meant wonder of latex and make up comedy which has much in macho. more camp or just to do for his career what artists, rather than the comic common with his very plain stupid versions of stars: Eddie Murphy Pulp Fiction did for John talents of Mr. Murphy. He not successful Groundhog Day. Keaton. While the macho Travolta's. He wishes. only plays Klump but also his but misses the marks which one works at his Murphy plays the parents. grandmother and his first feature so construction job, the camp hopelessly obese Professor brother (all equally resoundingly hit. The story persona cooks and cleans Sherman Klump, who has tried overweight) and a camp white of a busy man cloning fur his wife, played by every kind of diet and fitness aerobics instnictor. This film himself to allow more time Andie Macdowell, and the training, but all in vain. Then does make some witty points with his wife and kids is a stupid one just hangs implausibly. he discovers a about the American obsession good starting position, and around for his ulnae the casting of Michael properties to be exploited. way of completely altering the with health, fitness and wonder Keaton as the harried There are a few choice structure of DNA- he tests tltis diets, but it's barely visible husband another positive moments. but these are too on hamsters (animal lovers beneath the stodge of slapstick, point but from there the ha apart for the film to beware!) and on himself, and toilet humour and unecessary film develops is further gather any momentum. It is is transformed into a lean. car chases, If you are an Eddie leaving the viewer with a very entertaining film, but handsome lurve machine. The Murphy fan the prospect of thoughts of what might too light and fluffy drawback is that white Klump him playing not one but six have been. In the lead rote (particularly the last five is shy and kind- hearted. his roles will make The Nutty Keaton is able to exploit his minutes) for any real alter ego, Buddy Love, is brash Professor a must. For everyone comic talents neglected feelings to he invoked and obnoxious. Inevitably else, it's a mildly amusing since Beetlefuice. hat the about it. Klurnp's experiment causes comedy which is certainly an story seems to he straining See a and smile, but then more problems than it solves, improvement on Beverly Hills for humour, reverting to sigh. as he cannot control Buddy Cop .3. but most of us can think basic comedy routines to Ben Cook Love, who wreaks havoc and of better things to do with our breaks hearts wherever he time. Alison Gibbs arts 4 / 5

r The Crucible West Yorkshire Playhouse

I : ,,;!.. it pitr .'lfl 'r, ,!.,• 1:,-.,. his toil, 1,- ui, ..,;i1L., .t !act alai he Might he wit , a hail Suite Succ weather fir a bout Ili fill 11 is d moment the audience cannot help tieing she by. hceaase it speaks You don't have to be mad to ill' a lime aria place in which i on 'paranormal' is conimou in mite work here ... but it helps. JIM parlance of daily domestic Ilk. And this very foreign country is BISWELL psychoanalyses flamed successfully throughout David De► ashvili's unconventional Alan Bennett's Office Suite, reading of this modem classic_ written by Arthur Miller amid the an amusing look at the busy, elimate of persecution and paranoia of McCarthyism in 1450s America busy world of work Iliete are still parallels in the Salem witchltunts ill the 17th century, of he stage premiere of conceivably want their job. course, but for the 2-1-yea•old Alan Bennett's All is well as they indulge l)niachvili the similarities are passe Office Suite. their usual incredulity at while the differences provide a rich Tconsisting of the actually being asked to do any and original some. plays Green Forms and A typing work. all the while The key, then, is to distance making back-handed references ourselves so we are ever oonscious Visit From Miss Prather° is to Newport Pagnell. the locus I \I the alien aspect of that historical a wry and dignifying, but of technological innovation. moment_ The wide open space of somewhat dated, and getting on with the real task the Quarry Theatia., with its kick of commentary on the place in hand. that of talking about intimacy. is perfect_ We are limbo of traditional human babies and knitting. removed hy an interpretation which' values in an increasingly Actresses Paola Dioni_sotii places Miller's naturalistic dialogue competitive, computerised and Susan Wooldridge make in a series of stylised techniques and changeable world of them a charming and likeable using mime, movement and stage effects. Although the humanity ot work. This is placed, in couple and a great deal of humour is to he had for the (as does the cast) the differing (played by Timothy Batesom is decades previous has been the characters thankfully pokes both instances, in a deft observer in the audience. elements of futility. laziness, a retired manager at radically changed by a my. through. we ant made aware of the comic framework. bewildered at the seeming non- progress and social decency Warlsunons, settling into his regime. event's theatricality and thus the Green Forms gives an sequiturs that are part and without favouring any one new life of ease with a course Despite himself Mr unattainability of its world. Despite incisive window into the parcel of regarding the pair's unduly. and producing from of cordon bleu cookery, a spot Dods-worth finds that he can't our understanding of all we see, world of Doris and Doreen private patois. Much gossiping them a superbly hilarious affair. of musical appreciation and a but be interested in the new Doiashvili makes us conscious that pet budgerigar. developments, as I suppose we in the Precepts and Invoices and wearing of cardigans is the are tosses are pressed Iodic glass. order of the day. He receives a visit from his all are when our contributions h is a radical vision of The , office. Abandoned Much gossiping ex-secretary, who is treated to reason. that noble pursuit, paperwork and tiling But when a misdirected green Cnicibie and one that pays off with personnel form comes their coldly by virtue of her petty has been supeteeded. The final spectacular • and perhaps surprising cabinets awry litter the stage motif is of the wistful way they begin to uncover a and wearing of propensity for the minutiae of reward. Such is the excellence 4 )(- and give some idea of the bewilderment of dotage and disturbing development. As work-place gossip; meantimes Simon Machabeli's design and he has discovered vistas new hence the "evil of progress". girls' working practices. But they surmise some threat to Giorgi Deodniashvili'shaunung cardigans is the Ahhb. But such heavy handed this is a job they can feel their benign environment a Without a doubt the biggest music that the cast appears to relish laugh in this play comes when partiality can not compare with secure in and which suits sense of apprehension due to its unusually difficult task, not least she has gone to the toilet and he the delicious ambiguity of the them perfectly. Of the pen- ignorance comes to the fore and order of the da y Playhouse regular Dumieri reflects out loud that Miss first installment of Office Suite the swill-from whimsy to acute Cloodwin. who gives his best pushing futility of dealing Protheru is a "bad, boring anxiety is cleverly handled by From Miss Prather() performance to date as John Proctor, with requisites for paper- hitch." However. she herself Office Suite is on at director Jennie Darnell. on the other hand. while wilful yet vulnerable as the tragic clips they make their own maintaining the high standard has the opportunity for revenge the West Yorkshire The success of Green Forms protagonist who cannot accept the daily jargon, with which of the comedy of manners. is with sonic heavy hints that the is the perennial appositeness of Playhouse until October 19 at tyranny of the majority's beliefs. marred somewhat by system of interdepartmental they feel comfortable, safe Bcnneu's closely observed /.:5prn. Mon to Sat. licky With its bleak and overpowering tendency to mawkish invoices he instituted for in the knowledge that detail and an enviable sense of \ prices from .1.5 to 114 vision. this production dwells not on sentimentality. Mr Dodsworth Warhurions benefit several nobody else could equipoise as he holds together the universal themes of history but makes an equally legitimate statement of events unique to a society long buried in the past David Smith The Oedipus Plays, National Theatre An Inspector Calls LUU Studio Theatre eter Hall's new production thinks he is an asset. is only possible admonished Oedipus is ready to do of Sophocles' Oedipus by the untenable means of self- his famous vanishing trick as double whammy, Oedipus delusion. Relevant metaphor for the numineus powers ensure his pthe King and Oedipus at paralysis of the human condition. evanescence amid thunderclaps and nce again we wasp in C'olonus, must be the nearest that methinks. By stages he finds himself lightning bolts. This scene really had inurement as Leeds the theatre world will get to that cornered and, in the disgust of true to be seen to he fully appreciated. It OaUniversity Theatre Group strange Disney phenomenon self-knowledge of his state performs was hypnotic. ritualistic and mystical manage to put on an unbelievably whereby re-issues are treated as the famous action of ocular self- as the chorus 411 acolytes of the impeccable production. given the ubiquitous major cultural events immolation. and accepts the exile grove, resplendent in their fact that it is only the first week l,i designed to tempos trily dupe the from Thebes imposed upon him. All silverflamed cloaks, shunted his term. majority of the populace into pretty bleak, paranoiac and ascendence, And this year's hirroweek play. thine their lives according to the pessimistic so far. then! I certainly All of which. you might well 113 Poestly's An inspector Cuff\ strictures of the hype. woukIn't want to meet the harassing agree, is a little over the top. But could he construed as a much Despite a jittery premiere at the masked chorus dif this production on Peter Hall's ethos runs along the needed moral voice within the big daddy of all theatrical endeavour. a dark night. lines of "if it ain't woing_ don't fix hedonistic abantkin of limiter% the ancient amphitheatre of it" and the Greeks certainly had their week festivities. Epidaurus in Greece. it has now n the second play. Oedipus at ways of ensuring dramatic A mysterious figure, purporting credibility. While this production's arrived. and triumphantly so. at the ICirionus, the scene shifts from the us he a police inspolor visiting its National Theatre on the South Bank. plague pits of Thebes to a sacred use of masks may seem an element investigate the suicide of a young And following its progress Ram grove just outside of Athens and the of the stylisafirm. their fixed girl, haunts the egoistic prejudims tluctuution in Greece to unmitigated change in mood and location is expressions actually tempered art a prosperous but complacent success in Britain is an appmpriate marked. Chance has guided Oedipus somewhat the extremes t family at a small dinner party they imalogy tbr the course the two plays hem, the site of his eventual persecution and suffering inherent in alY! holding chart with regard to human apotheosis to the status of heal deity. the words and made the Oedipus i ..I.i.... play's divouement we are endeavour and achievement. New divine oracles also imply the plays still supremely relevant as •IL .... col the feeling that if In Oedipus the King. Alan bendier:nee of his presence to exemplars of human communicative culpability for one', •..-, •7-. • Howard captured perfectly the anyone choosing to protect him. dynamics. A new minslation by ignored, as regards ; , •; ol; struggle Oedipus carries on while With this information Oedipus is Ranjit Bolt in rhyming couplets also other people. then .;;. - . ; ; ; battling against an unlucky fate taint able to got his own back on the now aided the sense or decorous however implausible the el mill ,..1 of being destined to kill his father waning factions of Thebes who seek dialogue. even if it MO somewhat ;:ointidence.s might be. like LaMs, the king of Thebes. marry his his blessed personage as his at times. But this did not detract too punishment v.il I he ,..‘acioil, mother Jocasta and hence defile with sons/brothers Eteocles and Polynices much from an otherwise magnificent Sae it on Stituida. it out.. Mr plague the city of which he is ruler). squabble for the crown. Alan new airing of the skeletons in the A 1,t,in A lit'_'.iiths 's o in ananthrw But his continuing fight for dignity. Howard did this with great relish. family, of Labdacus' cupboard. is.' !, a 'notice as the Inspect' ir hi help the people of whom he still Mascot seekers dispatched and Jim Biswell Jim Biswell _ • • I ■■■ 0,11.1 -•• • ••••••••,.....-••••■••• • • • .1 Juice Friday October 4 1996 arts Babe Dir. Chris Noonan

lenty of cute and cuddly Hits the spot animals, great effects and philariously funny to boot. For those boring winter nights JUSTIN PENROSE The story follows Babe the pig and his quest to become a Round Up investigates how to pass the time spotting trains sheep dog. Sounds strange. but what has been produced is a . . .oh and watching videos as well very touching story It you were too cool to be seen anywhere near a cinema while this was .showing then Train- now's your chance to see it without your mates knowing. Heat It does lose a bit in transition to video, but ii doesn't really Dir: Michael Mann spotting detract from a very amusing Stars: Al Pacino, lilts. Robert De Niro Dir: Danny Boyle The Bridges of Cops and hauls kst wits DeNiro Stars: Ewan McGregor Madison County Robbers crime heads a gang Of thriller with a professional thieves ilintint: he best British Dir. Clint Eastwood A to do one last big crime decent plot starring Al film of the decade while, needless to say. Stars: Meryl Streep Pacino And Robert Dc Nemo plays the goody Thas finally been Niro sounds like the chasing the nasty transferred onto the 15antil.; twaddle with perfect Film. It almost is gangsters. small screen for all of t 'lint Eastwood and except it's a lad too long There is more to it than you unfortunate Rt leryil Strap acting like ■ and the two protagonists that though. With a (OA enough to miss it first 1,11e-Siek teenagers is what this dull movie is about_ are getting a hit too old good shoutouts and a time around. Streep meets Eastwo.xl when to he chasing each other number 1.1 Ir interesting sub- Whether you fancy the her husband's away and the rest round for hours. plots there's enough to well publicised subject keep most interested. is pray obvious really. The length tactor is matter of Scottish Junkies misfit mates with their of the itme. Perhaps tini tnuch It's ilifficult to fault the acting. actually rectified to a or not. it's well worth constant quest to get away Its the in yet. face aspects emphasis is put on the t ill ' but poor iild Clint should really from the nightmares of of the illm which stick in the certain extent on video, as that its one of tow only watching just so you can stick to the hard•rnan roles we all heroin addiction_ An memory most. though. From at least you can pause for a times these two have join in the conversations know he's great at. How can you excellent east and script graphic scenes of hitting up in break' alter a couple of appeared cm screen about it down the pub. possibly take this seriously when help make this a great shocking individual snippets hours. together, but it certainly The action centres there ate scenes with Clint crying celebration of what British of inlenee, you won't forget around Renton (Ewan and talking philosophically about The action is hased pros ides for an action cinema should he like all this 111051e t0471qUick/y. around the Pacmoi De Niro packed feast of a film.. McGregor) and his set of Finding one's inner soul ' ' IT'S lairAi BAG itaskmasTER SHOPS CATERING RECRUITMENT AT L 462Iu■ CLEAR YOUR OVERDRAFT!! EARN EXTRA CASH & ENJOY YOURSELF

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Matthews Reviews GAARDER'S WORLD Jostein Gaarder's Sophie's World has proved an international tearaway. GREG MOORE

Stiff Lips talks to him and tries to Anne Billson unravel The Solitaire

Macmillan £1 4.99 Mystery, his second book he 90's has seen the r-f Ito are you'? actual's. written and published decline of the in Norwegian before thriller. For some Where do you eortle rlorri? If World, and is really a kind ie. prelude to the later novel: it reason authors have :, tili're a ends with the same questions

failed to put the chill in the W Z== fresher. you' ve probably thrill. That is. however. until with which Sophie's World been asked these questions begins). He looks Med and Anne Billson puckered her all week. But not. I not a tittle bored. He's just lips and bit back. with a assume, in the sense in this minute finished talking to thrilling ghost and ghoul which Sophie was asked South African radio station, and, as he shakes my hand, he ■ story - Stiff Lips. This hook those same questions at the beginning of lostein glances resignedly at the is a tour tie force of terror, a solitaire," he says, borrowing -Philosophy is imponant Gaarder's best-selling. and bloke from the Evening Past relieeting on the possibilities sophisticated Trollope with a the image from his new hook. today, Gaarder believes, is it possible to get a more rather peculiar. novel Impatiently pacing up and hint of horror. down the hotel lobby, waiting "But, as we grow up, we because tt has become intensive experience of what IL Sophie's World, which become boring diamonds. increasingly difficult to The book tells the story of for his turn. is to be a human being in the combines the tale of a hearts. clubs and spades." Maintain that sense of %Linder universe." Every time. we ask Sophie, Clare's best friend who The first thingSophie and young girl's search for the The world becomes a habit in the modern world, in which a question. we "come closer to has the best of everything. Not Hans Thomas. the young hem answers to these questions, of The Solitaire Mystery, learn Icing before we learn to talk, everything, brand-earned and the enigma of existence" - only has Sophie got the blond with a brief history of as acolyte philosophers is, as let alone before we learn to mass-produced. is insipid and even ifwe do not solve it - hair, the gorgeous, if ex, philosophy. A hit all over the mysterious professor in think philosophically of we dully familiar. But this and to the greatest mystery of boyfriend and the artistic talent. learn to think at alit. familiarity breeds contentment all: ourselves, Existence, our the world (the paperback Sophir:u World pub. it, that. Gaarder's philosophers, rather than contempt We are own existence, will always she also has an incredible fiat in edition. published here "the only thing, we require to be good philosophers is the though. Share with children - too engrossed in our own remain a riddle. That's what Notting Hill, Clare wants to be earlier this year, has just Like Sophie, she wants a faculty of wonder" - in other makes it so awe—inspiring. "If already nun through 5 our brain was simple enough piece of the action, but how far words, the ability to look at impressions 1 Sophie's Our own existence will always to understand it, we would be is she prepared to go? Strange the world as if for the first World was certainly time. Slumped in this so stupid we wouldn't be able things arc beginning to happen the book chair, though, Guarder, a remain a riddle. That's what to understand it after all." He - there is mysterious music. philosophy teacher hack grins. enjoying his paradox_ elusive tenants and some very home in Norway, makes it so awe—inspiring Suddenly, there is a knock on strange smells, Questions need doesn't look the door, the grin fades; our to be answered. But who is particularly awe- in fact, Guarder s lever little ereations to ever time is up. Gaander stands up philosophers often ore bother about Creation; we are going to investigate? Clare is struck today, Does slowly, his features relax into children • that sense of far too concerned with the the colourless expression of about to find out that things are he, like his fictional wonder at the brute fad of niggling. trivial questions that tedium. his hand is already a lot weirder and nastier than Characters. feel this sense of wide-eyed existence, the sheer novelty of everyday life throws up to outstretched to receive the she ever thought possible. things. even the most ever address the Big next journalist. Who are we? Billson has written a real page wonder? "Yes. do. I absolutely mundane things, which after a Questions: Who ant 1? Where Where do we come from? turner. Sophie has met a new man. do!" he says while become to most of us, do I come from? What is the These are ultimately a new man who is not all he seems come quickly, suddenly well, just things. Philosophy. universe? Where does it unanswerable, if not entirely to be. Sophie meets him after sitting up, all in the original sense which from? Does (hid exist? is futile questions. Yet they seeing a girl. who evidently had signs of tiredness Gaarder prefers filial is, "the there life after death? It is remain questions we cannot fallen from the window, impaled instantly banished from love of knowledge"), is precisely these questions help but ask. on spikes below Ruben persuades his face. "I think that the simply an attitude: a state of which faseinate Guarder, Why? The answer lies her that the girl is nothing more ability to be amazed at mind. his heroine Sophie does which inspire in him that perhaps in the question itself, than a ghost as Hampshire Place is existence is.an in-horn ability. not so much "leant childlike sense of wonder, and For every time we ask a haunted. The ghosts excite Sophie that put the faz back into To wonder at life is not so philosophy" as "to think it is precisely these questions question we come, as Gaarder and she is quite proud of her metaphysics. much something we learn, as philosophically", to think which his readers, along with says, closer to the "enigma of visiting friends. Clare is not so sure It's I lam. and Gaarder has something we forget" critically not just about the Sophie and Hans Thomas, arc existence". We are and she too soon has to get done countless interviews It is, he says regretfully, world, but about all aspects of encouraged to ask themselves. ques-tioning beings, and the accustomed to surprise-visits from already this morning to something we forget all too human life_ about our society We may never find an answer very essence of our twine is .1 rather uninvited guests. promote his new book. The easily, "We are all horn jokers and the received wisdom 4)1' to all our queStions. Yet only question, the question "Who This is u brilliant and spine cnlit,Ore tiv.aery [which Was in this life's game of the previous genenttion "by asking questions and am Ir chilling novel. It is interwoven with ghosts, ghouls and the grotesque. 1 be-came addicted to it and wasn't satisfied until I had independent though t ."\ drunk in every last page. The only A Place called Freedom no doubt. The Foul and the Fragrant-Odour and the had thing about this book is ihat if Ken Follett Pan £5.99 She hops from elder Social Imagination ends. son to younger son to he Jacket :and Sir George the slave Malachi Alain Corbin Papermac £12.00 the title evokes Janimison. ti nearby contributing T Alex Haley's landowner has two to a pretty routine plot into his theory of scents. It provides the "roots". The same sons, the eldest. of with pat descriptions an enlrghterung aesthetic-,., rind Fend as link between suites. of theme, primarily which is betrothed to of sibling and insight hookon odour is usual assigned it to heing and their srnellt,_ slavers•, but the the Laird's daughter, romantic relations, and its elfects on social atialit!f_ Corbin puts this whether the "Surer: of resemblance ends both Lizzie, The latest offering history. As Corbin is to, ritthf s and his in the the Poor" or Ott' in terms of subject of Lizzie in the mould from Pallet has the quick to point out at the spat!e,, which range "Odours of Paris -. subject mutter and of Austen's Emma is double disadvantage of beginning Of the book. back dm ingh tithe and Corbin's work enables merle. coyly rebellious, pretty. not only being the sense of smell has amiss cultures in terms the reader toappreciaic The MeAsh twins and particularly lightweight but boring, always been of olfaction, what is literally under are slaves. They work annoying to the with it. "discredited". Buffon This study covets his nose, but is too in a coal mine under reader. Lizzie is also claimed tt was the the correlation between often overlooked. the Laird, Lady fickle. a sign of Rebecca Howard ,;ctise Uf ;uuniality. int in tents in Instor), Kant did not allow it and their respective Rebecca Howard

Juice Friday October 4 1996 clubs ou can slee when ou're dead tred) Welcome to the Page that will dance on all year: the pace of the insomniac, the lunatic, the hedonist & the uo tot it. Sp luck sleepin AV FLUXE D BY COX onday and the Graeme Park tact year by not The bay hr raw weekends over. turning up. thtohbing. Absolutely eVel-44.1ne i well al least By lopm the punters M have been ushered in The place and I mean ex cry one is according to some). But is lull to capacity and the going cr-ray. Over Mondays in Leeds over the countdown is opt, (-311 rs 7.5o people dancing in summer found The expected for filming as Ill5 pure sheer hedonistic Faversham telling all to and to play at 1200, enjoyment. Flux off, by parading some he Strives does his TV and As I walk of the cream of British comes downstairs. DJ Rap is around the club it is an vinyl spinning talent across fulikiir the place and the air has awesome siehr -The its decks, making every a palpuhte feel of something dotastaff led by the About to happen_ weekend a long one. rogue Jason are giving The leas the crowd a run for their money as they rbY,,,,-11,0,,"'''ine 101' rills ; Carl Cox after the gig - rock in the comer. during June .ind without a care in the Jul), and the i'Before I set off they told world, Tonight nights were most everyone knows there definitely special. me play what the hell will be no trouble included But, perhaps the Whitehead (who you like, so I did!" best part of the night is opened +aid) a not the atmosphere hlinderl. Norman Jay. Judge which is electric, or the Jules mid Richard Fearless, But. Suddenly the music has glorious summer who but Carl Cox could play changed direction. A one man weather, nor is it the the final set of the final night, soundelash is flying at the fact that Carl Cox has well no one but Carl Cox. uninitiated. Cox looks up actually graced the Mid July. the weekend grinning like the regal cheshire place with his presence has been long, hot and long. cat he is below launching into for little more than The day is pleasantly relaxing Born Slippy. expenses. No, it is the as expectation builds. We arrive One second its full on way you can see and early to get into the place. but house. but then frighteningly feel how much Carl so has everyone else. In a smoothly he's dropped into Cox has to give to the glorious scene everyone is Techno. Then once again the audience; the way the lounging on the grass outside. direction moves, he spin cuts man who had a heart DJ Rap and Grooverider ate into a fat one before wiping his attack only last year due to play but no one seems brow, looking up and grinning continues to dominate bothered, except the owner who once again. the league of Ws by is warned Carl Cox will puss playing the music Muc too soon time ix into legend the same way as consistently better than anyone up. the shout for an encore nn the scene. resonate throught the DJ booth, Listening to the way Carl hut there will be no 4ubs guide-s\ Cox uses the music is like disappointments tonight, just Metal Platez kick up listening to a finely tuned nuttual repsect. to Leeds - machine. Carl Cox aka the After the set. Carl Cox a Kemical Storm Rolls Royce of the decks. looks like a man who has just from page 11 1 c, run a marathon. 1 ask him tor an idweek and Leeds is yawning as Mususal, but thankfully some promoters manage to keep Leeds front being a tired old city. muPIC'n' Basics And thus we arrive at The Cockpitfor The t's the height of reach the infamous carry on regardless. nunpirr„: Metalheadz latest fly by night summer. Vague is Basics basement. find LT] and bouncing. At first Buke;1 gig in their huge tour, and for Iholding its final ever Bukeni with his master of seems dry. but over the once they've arrived with an A- night in Leeds; Cut the ceremonies MC Conrad course of the two hour set. List team in the form of ( 'rap is Into only its second literally thickening the air you realise the dryness is Grooverider. Peshay. Kemistry week and as a result the with their second set of the concentration. A dubber & Storm_ I I pm the place is full new monthly drum and night. lam Bukems due on shouts into my ear, "Ti l, and the heats are breaking even bass night at Basics has and he's on time, having beautiful. transcendental; the most sceptic who are !peen missed by the arrived moments before from ama4ine.- scooping the dance floor. Ever wondered who Grooverirder majority of M'honiugh. Jockey Situ have 1 look back and smile Kemistry and Storm are Ifs?The finger points him out for you Leeds been shadowing him all and so does everyone else. performing. The MC stands like even considered going home Clobbers. night. and apparently he except Bukem and Conrad • a lonely nine pin, bailie Dave Beer's going crazy on Inn, caused a riot during his first come on boys if you come to exploding at the audience The the dancefloor and those set. the university of house, then chanting is fast and furious; the 1 vague wants to go for a tortunate Basics soon warms up. show us you deserve to he dancing matches and as I stand --'0.00 there's a lack of Minx, and a curry afterward', .,,ellI'‘ 1,, 1110of ter, ill' I." 4k,c,„ enough there. Much too soon in from of the stage and turn to 811 but Madame ." 4) N., to lot of attitude. the kind where Bukems finished. so its back see his view I'm met by :*c's Ne wo.,(114.sqf ._ h, p. Jo Jo = ...t., people lose themselves in the to Vague. but Back to Basics hundreds of Sweaty happy 0+ ''': ..,.$ At..,'?" 'ikee4 % turns music: Conrail travels around has done one tonight. faces. Politics may have failed ,.. , >ft, mie in hand. the dancers to create a classless society, but '2, him. -i- i 4 ...- ..:"\, - % 1. its here in a microcosm tonight and E k e .', ---" .‘ 1 s Grooverider continues * -• 1 .... .g -.= -.6 Clubbing. the best thine to do instead of sleeping?, well not laughs, quite. but even so Leeth'Stadenr will take you lo 'Where you throwing down the W i 1 -.1.) t: j plates from then we should be at and where vou should be eping next. In the the DJ booth. his head shining next few weeks we'll review some of The best new clubs in say to him brightly as he bobs in the 7, nr e. 9- • . 4" , I 17. the countrv, we'll delve into the life of a drag queen and "Dave cut spotlight :fitting up the muss of n4.,th ... A.,' 8- bitch about' the gay scene. There'll be the personal the crop • .1,.. - . 44,, ., ,„,..0-4'. ...,, , , experiences of Mardi Grasa, critique of all the student noise. The sound is neht.the don't have 3 ..3s.. . .,, . 4/4. • .1-- 4' ovally bollox clubs and the lull story behind Vague. Then bass throbs, resonating right wr II dey:Stity the clubs and drugs relationship, the np offs that arc Citify- 4 % (6 i'tlin iiii,11/C ‘ -....„-st, e through you. cog-Ha-ate clubbing arid we' ..s.airesouII our discoveries of the clubs . S.,„,.. yourio or hear about and will /Ind-011l riesTr visit Unlike some national 4,,,, Al I .0) am no one has \b'e magattnes we'll tell it si Might. so ,:one e.ie doily• one, all year. -,,,,,,,:mn,„.0.- Are you get wadi, to prose !..012 e rr ht-at v aeuchr Cl/NIF hti! Look out a floor fillers about. Plus keep an MIl 24 eye out for the promoters rattle, travelling tones tOti at In' sTort and other regular features On the way Brandon (on the Leeds Student chopping) Block. g c7) zn

Cilirsigh r-MOCKPIT beaLtil Every Friday Swinegate, Leeds. For more Info 0113 - 244 3446 the garage Every Saturday r Win Things! oved up he summer's festival season climaxed with the smorgasbord of dance that Have as Big Love '96. PIERS MARTIN turned up, tuned in, and copped off. h, N15 eel mercy! Three performance since he notoriously 'Cult Of The Di is still in lull female body-builders united A turntable with a piece ol effect. meaning that the more Ogrin and flex their %%al. sandpaper 'for a laugh' sortie avant-garde. experimental Fun! through a 'number' entitled years hack. the so emphasis i. activities so thrilling in certain `Come On You Slags' and On the ealibn: ell his new smaller establishments were all Richard James can do is material. So that's naisfe annoy ingly neglected. Thai said. To celebrate the start of new snigger into his cigar. fractured. distressingly warped. if it really does require these hit; names to forge an overwhelming term. we've got guest list But that's the Inas crick genius scary nightmare music. then. sense Of unity amongst so many places galore to give away- of the Anises Ta in: la-knows And.tsfecsurse. 'Didgeridoo'. during which the eiant strobe-fried indisiduals then it Underworld's Karl Hyde for two of Leeds premier that watching a Moke fiddling green teddy hear snugged the giant nights out. Move On Up has n ilh a Mack metal box onstage can't be that bud, can it? After (main pic) and the Aphex orange teddy hear A classic all, al events like these the established itself as the top hardly constitutes a toast night Twin's scary teddies (below) moment. honesty. audience should he the slurs. midweek night our for out so he puts I'll a spot of suocalist cabaret instead. The But tissue's much more to Big The hen-pecked Underssorld, moderns.-.; pl.IN .t Love than 25,001111ist (but however. are wads a proper Sels'41:;)/1 Big Los eat up crowd. still startled by The Twin's innuaridately grotmled) souls band wills a proper •leatr Mao- M L.T.W.. 11 .1 ■1i: N.■..Ss. 41110 So distinct is e. foossrrk -unfriendly rooming around a field near and, as such. remain something 141 u. .11)W;1 .:;,,! I ,r: • 'At_ sounds. stops dancing and spark!. Oxford mumbling "I'm soon ol an anomaly on the hill. The up a collective herbal cigarette. tucked!" at'uyery opportunity. play the hits - -Cowgiri , [irxtr'r ,ends oii Harman. This being his first hoe Indeed. where else can you find cr. 'Born Slippy' - with sensible •fuesday nights at The the the nose-hleed techno of Jeff button-pushing abandon whilst Pleasure Rooms Nine Acre Aphex Twin in relaxed mood Mills and Dave Angel, the Karl Dyck picks at his Rock Court takes up where astonishing. cunning hreaks 411 (lunar and. &n and. even pouts .Nutornatic left off. mixing DJ Rap or the tie-dyed trance tit for the cameras. may well be the very best of (whisper it i Paul Oakeithskl and the Return the Angus 'liming of teehno but Britpop with classics from TO The Source crew and then Lindens orld are. fundamentally. the likes of The Who and The 01 1* has e time to w atch the beginning Erasure with an Engineering Small Faces. Both nights cost ill Dune Mune why?!) at least. degree and a really loud drum only three quid to get in and otsoh. six times? Sadly. the machins... And for this reason feature various drinks blinkered nligion that is The alone, we salute them. promotions, So, to win one of six guest list places for you and a mate on either night simply answer this ridiculously easy. question... evan and hell Which artists recorded the THE BEST IN INDIE, BRITPOP AND SIXTIES songs "Nine Acre Court- and He's back! And -Move On Up- ? cuddlier than ever, Stick your answers on a PIERS MARTIN postcard and send them to the address at the front of the snuggles up to paper marked "Clubs Cutup" The Lemonheads, gar ring the competition hotline on 243 4727, Car Button Cloth specifying which club you'd (Atlantic) prefer to go to for nowt. Cheers.

is been three perhaps the year's most knee- years since the tremblingly pop record this year; arsenious, the queasy listening charm of frazzled Cnit►n Feel— llos-pitar - made even more I and Evan Dando's poignant when you read the been in a hit of interviews; the sombre. country- personal bother, if you led 'Losing My Mind' and the like. But now all is forgiven chirpy. kinds funny 'The Outikxsr Type'. Although there's You all saw our handy guide and the wait is more than Cur Burton Clorh is, also the feeling that Evan's been to heeds' nxord stores in the justiBecl. naturally, stitched from the same slightly confused and freshers' guide. but by some disorientated since the last freak of nature we omitted the fabric as the last two Lerraartheads albums: simple. release. the varying styles - the wondrous musical guitar-led pop diamonds. slightly grunge-lite, Nick Cave-isli trad extravaganza that is the CD dirtier, noisier affairs and salt of blues of 'Knoxville Girl', in Warehouse in the Merrinn the earth. heart-warming lyrics. particular - point to a man who's Centre. You can buy, sell or EVERY TUESDAY NIGHT Best of all. though, is the tact entering piptubly his most exchange your music in here. that it sounds as if it could have creatively fertile period yet. If So the oppurtunity is there to been made al any time in the last this is the case, Evan. please dump all your crap Jesus ten years. It's so touching and don't piss the next three years up Jones CDs on these poor NINE ACRE COURT organic in its supposed naivety. the wall. Simply keep on making unsuspecting lambs. They'll 10,00PM UNTIL 2_00AM AT THE PLEASURE ROOMS, 9 LOWER MERR1ON ST. LEEDS I so fuzzy and furry. that you just the-keenest, most bubblingly love you for it want to take it home. give it a honest music as often ass possible , A riffs-11. i .r . SELECTED SP EFITS cup of tea and cuddle up to it. and soon, surely, all the world's 3,n0 next week: suede & problems will be solved by The Manic Street So there's the single. 'If LOVE. Preachers. Could Talk I'd Tell You'.

Juice Friday October 4 1996

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Are Kula Shaker the future of Sanskritpop? OWEN GIBSON finds out whether they're men on a musical mission to heal the world or merely full of mystical mumbo-jumbo

he enormous Notci Is The number 22? It all 611., f'•'1,1,1•1,*.l. W•'111Y111,11 hist: an episode of success of . .1 ' Sesame Street than the well Kula Shaker filw: i riai:1111111 -Lir, thought OM, ail-consuming theory (two top five Ion and adw_ Itlslaltl chart action. on the suture of the world that you Maybe lilt being a bit titrsli sense they'd like it to be. Unlike, . hits and a though, and the tingle that say, Richard Ashcroft of the much T "Tama still .end; down !lout missed The Verve they simply number one album in spine, plus the tact that they don't seem mad enough, or into it the space of three managed to make a Sanskrit chant enough, or want it enough to be months, cheers) was. ‘nto a damn near perfect pop able tai pull it off. give or take the odd song, hints at the fact Char there is So Mr. Crispian Mills, Fugee. the biggest story something mnre to Kula Shaker prospective leader of a generation than mere?), being the latest in a of Britpop kids. what's tt all of the summer. long line of great milite hopes. about? Faced with the suggestion Yet. unusually for a hand that they've shot their bolt and with such immediate success. FLOPPY HAIRED Hammond made a hit much of all the they remain a mass of Organist and all good Hoke. psycheddic, hippy stuff too early contradictions. Instantly Jay Darlington, also refutes the on. the normally jovial Crispian adored by some and accusations of jealous types who becomes deadly serious and suggest that they haven't "paid protests... inspiring equally vitriolic their dues" in the time honoured "No. no, no. not enough has scorn from others, any band rawk 'n' roll fashion. been made of it. the whole magic who can provoke such a "We've been together as a hand side of things. it isn't something reaction in these lazy days of for three years. and its taken us you can just explain in one easy backslapping and inbreeding that long to get our shit together. soundhite If there's no magic amongst British guitar hands We' ,.e played all tho‘e o.app• then there's no purpose in music. is surely worthy or The purpose ail music attention. Yet there rat magic It's an invisible force, it's still remains the "We're not the controllers splifted up guru. underneath a sorry lo-fi sludge of out there and it's the nagging doubt that Butjust where does a band like tunelessness. to prove it. closest thing wc'se maybe they're just a Kula Shaker go after the madness BY TAKING a slightly different or the masters of our own got to magic, it Can of the last few months'? I asked tack to their contemporaries, Kula hit too good to he move people in a way them whether they were striving Shaker have, if nothing else. true. If it wasn't for destiny.' Crispian Mills, Kula Shaker nothing else can." for Oasis-style megastardom injected a hit of colour and their protestations to Fair point. chief, and "Well, that's the one thing I glamour into a music scene that the contrary you'd he ,:erfain tracks on the respect Oasis fut, they've done was in danger of running out of gigs in front ot three men and a album bear this out. particularly convinced that the were well. you know'?" Indeed, Kula steam and dying on its feet. dog but It's only now we feel the standout track 'Govinda'. nothing more than a record Shaker seem in imminent danger Whether or not they can live up to totally comfortable with who we sane entirely in Sanskrit and company executive's wet of becoming fully paid up the high standards they've set are and the music we're playing. coming to a number one spot near dream. members of the dreaded Noel themselves with 'Tattva' and We just want to take it as far as you soon. Yet the fact that they've After all. Crispian's cherubic Gallagher mafia, with the man 'Govinda' is. to my mind, good looks will secure them more we can." played on it so much Oust look at C himself having professed his doubtful and two good songs do Rising out of the ashes of the Sgt. Pepper•esque album magazine covers than Boytone admiration of the band and Kula not a great hand maketh. Songs dodgy scenesters. The Krays, cover if you need any more and all the other vacuous boy Shaker supporting Oasis at like 'Hey Dude', whilst decent Kula Shaker appeared reborn with convincing) leads you to feel that bands put together. And now that Knebwonh. "No, that's not going enough tunes, arc just the sort of , BABY filli their much vaunted mystical it is perhaps more of a marketing your little sister is tearing down to happen." states Crispian retro rubbish they should he '-' land. the da angle. This, more than anything. ploy than a deeply held belief that her Take That posters and vehemently. "Because I don't trying to avoid if they're to prove most &neon; has led to accusations that they governs their life as a whole, replacing them with Liam and have any time for Oasis as anything more than a footnote in cornet You: simply don't walk it like they talk Damon what better than it unit- musicians. You see, The Beatles post-Oasis pop history. APHEX Ti it. Nice lads - sure, good tunes - sked how they sec the can say? It shifting Sex God backed by three are my religion and Oasis arc Promising, sure. but remember yup, but what exactly is all this future panning out, slightly de (igen( mod haircuts? Add a fuckin' blasphemy. He's standing boys, less is often more and a hilanous 45 mystical bollocks about? The posh sounding drummer A there in his fuekin' Lennon jacket touch less reverence of the past please. rani Paul Winterheatt trots out the giving it all that They should be wouldn't go amiss either • if 6 OASIS Al standard old answer along the themselves, The Beatles were they're serious about being the queues or lines of "We'll just keep our shit themselves** first Kula Shaker rather than the the ridiculous su together and see what happens" At this point my pissed up latest in a lone line of Beatles before Crispian interjects and paltner in crime virtually has to apologists. then it'd worth their chides his mate (what is it about he forcibly restrained, but while remembering that The drummers'?). "But what happens it Crispian carries on regardless, Chemical Brothers' recent we can't keep our shit together. collaheration with Noel Gallagher THE RISE we're not the controllers von see, "I bought *Shakermaker- on the day it carne out, listened to it comes a damn sight closer to L.' with guitar we're not masters of our own once and then stuck it down the reproducing the spirit of around bra II destiny " Once again, however. hog and shat on it. so there you go interesting. the hand contradict themselves 'Tomorrow Never Knows' than - Kula Shaker shit on oasis THE 0E4: later on when asked about their - Nice anything on this album ever will. V one, that's more like it. You may prospects of success in America. Yet. whether you buy the "Well, Sony are a pretty good not agree with a word he says but mystic =mho jumbo or not, no in these days when you can't international company and. .'. one can deny that in Crispian begins Crispian before stopping move for Oasis soundalikes it's Mills the have a born star and, if nice to hear of someone who isn't himself and smiling. realising he they follow their hearts rather sounds more like a straight laced a sycophantic Gallagher than their heads, who knows worshipper and yet doesn't have accountant than a sibed out, where "the controller" may take to hide their love of music them? ('If there's no magic, then there's no purpo 1

1 LEEDS FILM FESTIVAL WELCOME TO THE FESTIVAL

ir strident film freaks the next fifteen dap will trulyhe an earthly Fparadise. With courses having barely started and essiay deadlines not yet pressing. what better diversion could this strange student sub-hreed have than glutting themselves with the pick of the AND Leeds Film Festival. this year eelthrating F117 as tenth unniversary! And the organisers FILM SUPPLEMENT have marked the happy completion of the Brassed OH is the opening premiere of the Leeds Film Festival and festival's first decade with a bumper crop CREDITS of previews, ptemieres and rare te- Editors: Jim Biewell, promises to be the latest successful herald of the renaissance in sereening.e this time around. So, folke. its Clare Lister. Justin cinema made in and about Britain. JUSTIN PENROSE talks to the time In dust down your popcorn and put Penrose on your film pseud shoes. leading lady Tara Fitzgerald about her hopes for British cinema -rhe Festival starts an a local note with Graphics: the gala premiere or Braised Off, the West example crow industry's Front Cover. Jim at-a Fitzgerald talks in a manner The leading. lardy disagrees: -Ws where it inveeement in quality filmmaking on Hiswell & Oliver Quinn that makes her readily amiable belongs. It's more real here than in a posh London Suite." A very noble statement but it issues close to the heart of British people Listings Guide: lint with anyone sharing her I hope you enjoy trading our preview of Tobvious enthusiasm for film. just steins to emphasise the fact that this ie the film and exclusive inter icw with the Whether you believe her idealistic minority film which miners will watch with film's star Tara Fitzgerald, who has some words about the Great British gritty Northern leers in their eyes_ However, el:Iseult= opinion' to eepreee about the cinema renaissance or not, it's despite being a little parochial. it does not sincerity of this country 'N celluloid difficult not to be touched by mean that the rest of us should scorn what it output. Also watch out for the film the idea of it all. If this stands fur. As she argues. "it's about the version of Roddy Doyle's The Wok a small island can constantly community ovenaiming the odds and human wacky look at the more absurd produce cinematic spirit." behavioural traits of the British, Ifyou*re masterpieces is a matter of More important than the film itself ie a Jim Bowen fan then Philip:; flashing opinion. But if Miss Fitzgerald the fact that its a world premiere at the Leeds Finger is hound to be your cup of tea. has her way, the recent burst Film Festival. Obviously quite a eoup when love. Bowes leads his ailing football of success is Just the most new films would go anywhere but the team the Mighty Neutrons to glory beginning. hardly international movie celebration hound to bevonte a cult classic. The premiere of Brassed somewhere in the. North of England. Even so The second week has the much Off brings her to our very Tara Fitzgerald points out its not all that had awaited first screening of Drugortheur I, a own festival of film and in this time of hope. -They've put a lot of visual extravaganza that has drawn by all accounts she is money into tatting up the city which creates comparisons with Brave/lean and Rabe. glad its here and not its own confidence and generates an energy where people who should have grown up somewhere like which can then push oet. but these things take dims up in amour wander around aeking Cannes. After all time. h takes hit film?: premiering there to for tin-openers balm they can go to bed. this is a film create it roll on effect." The only problem The Film Festival is also able to boast about supporting with this for poor old Leeds is nobody will an impressive clutch 411' imports to cater threatened premiere it sure fire blockhuster here unless it for even the most abstruse tastes. trany colliery s and has local connections. Unless Biassed Off ate' ving their first IBC screening, the misery the nukes it we could he waiting for a while. Though the mime Wong Knr-Wei may .eommunities There is still the fact that if the British a lurid more like a invitation to debate the in this area film industry continues to succeed then reasoning behind the objective reality of feel after festivals in the UK wilt grew. "Leeds does automobiles. his name is hound to excite their closure. not have the weather or a beach but if enough enthusiasm among thoee with their finger Even so. films are made here and people are willing to on the pulse ra the new wave of designer surely a invest in it. then it could eventually be up moo ics. Roth Chnnykrne Egurs.i. film there with the big boys." Quentin Taranurees lase quite liaivit. and roarring Therein lies what has been the problem the new Duahnz hzinshz WC W be shown. the screen for too many years and has only just recently Both are set in the neon-basked god of the begun to be rectified. The art offilm-making hackwuteie of Hung Komi and portray a moment seemed almost forgotten until Four Weddings place that lives equally with the vibes of Ewan and A Funeral came along_ You could almost blistering shoot-out. and amusing. McGregor feel the excitement in her voice when the incisive observations. resultant of a deserves a subject of the future is broached. "When you serene and. oriental. outkiok. And if -4 more glamor us hear people talking about projects floe.' you alienophilism is your thine. well served location than Leeds'? know it's nor just hot air. They actually sound will you he, sitar: the quirky cyberworld like they've got a future," It's not all rosy of Trottel' Films is the subject of a double hill ectecning at the Hyde Park Picture House. Should he inter if this seeme a little far removed hum the real world. the festival's antidote conies in the form of a worthy contribution of sociofogical fihne. Under Any Old the blanket term ot Zero Toluance this aspect of the season deals with domestic White House being destroyed h), then- path to the National violence and should add powerful orthern wit. social aliens. support to the fight apiarist such comment. Championships despite their The movie is set and Mined am reifies. Likewise the War Line romance. a weny and family breakups is -awnings. superb cast, and an in Yorkshire. a tine prerequisite the heart of the film. but tines not ti tr ite being premiered at the Light relief comes in the form of a experienced producer tend to stir the emotions. 1..eede International Film spurt series of shorts. Many aerie as buy• should provide the The film is largely in danger of falling into the same net as oneeeetone fax LX-Mitis appendaces to the ammunition fora hard Festival. but. unlike it film screenings of full length films. while hitting drama. but Trzzinsfaziting, it is doubtful When Sangho' tea, Anne. such as the Scotties Shorts what emerges is merely 'hether it Will travel. latione the that appeals only to the everting warrant a showing in their own a hand grenade in 1092 pit elosuies, Citimley community from which it was neht. Apparent}. Victily Ka) run learned Comparison to the Colliery is threatened bora, since both lack subtlety. all he kit rwe trolii the iti ,.; .Shreve baztikas that the their ellenetial firichten at the depth of plot and character. end, And .,-1.: ii ;di thit w;vat'l opou•l, ill be British film Industry communn, the factional ultimately, originality. Cirunley Collier) Blue .1•(.11[1}.2 till k■ith then Ull:rs..!.". .1 %CrION id has proved it can fire. , Baud. Untiertunately it gems as if IMUI•S hoar dill•, 1\ Old I and ER, ;I.. Brassed t 111 is 'The passion of thc hand leader Bowser, Off has been released it ciL _homy: Nic( it ,s en Cs, to: in-eerier:, it fintieh s' iPete A stelthwinte I is not shared too king after the publicity of the ptionue•e e t ix: e .tacker Independence I ea' I. he the nest elf the hat id, all facing pit elosurta. and thereby lacks Reto:171hci, Kiel., it/ , 1 Itordrriul ./.:fr American, but the moil: imminent unemph ,yitient. until tiny impact as a politioal attack ot ruiner did the mop: .1, Ill [...xii,, Ina 1 ,'L: ..•,.• ,•1 . and their the crosier of Gloria {Tara The Nil in is told with no frills, here hr:bN hands ,....)UpIC 01 week, ttosjInc. ,i1 vi mat is FitzgertilL1) s.r,trk, a renewed leaving one feeling that the z:ertairt ii I be a 1.1htt/oo, 1.:•;iiv.s1 hold, nl. on ipai i., ii to interest. particularly In rine hard meesage is so simple and so Jim Biswell ale alma- el the lee, rriernho.. !Nail% uneuletle, lea tt loses any power utticc iii se:adieu ere sal ur force. The director's

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though as there's always the problem of Anyway, what's the point when she limited funds. " Everyone said to Nigel always gets to play opposite the most Hawthorne, isn't it great that you made desirable men of the moment? Apart The Madness of King George on two from Ewan McGregor in her latest the million pounds. He said yes it's great other desirables were Messrs Grant and but you don't ever want to have to do Rennes. "It was nice working with all it. We can't keep doing that, we need as of them, they're all nice blokes. I find much financial assistance as we can the man oldie moment thing quite gel.- funny, I don't think any of the men I've A very valid point. but the small worked with have behaved like they budgets of British films also allow for more autonomy for the individual Tara Fitzgerald paints an appealing director, Had this been the glitz world picture of what the cinema scene in this of Tintale town would Trainspotting country is like at the moment. A ever have been made? Tara agrees' vibrant and exciting time is afoot while "Because there aren't vast sums of egos haven't grown ro Hollywood money involved we can be riskier in proportions. "That's the nice thing our choice of material." It sounds like about England. There isn't all that an ideal mate of affairs when there's `many' behaviour_ There isn't mom." enough money in the kitty to make the How long that will last is unknown, hut film you want but you haven't got at least with the enthusiasm apparent someone tying your hands in the here British cinema's got a chance. interests of maximising profits. Even though funds are lacking this challenge seems to be part of the appeal for Miss Fitzgerald_ "There's a lot of soul here. You have to fight so fucking hard to get a film made in It ktintr that you really have to belicie n. It .111,1 give hone hundred percent, nie.c, about doing it just for the !Maley She obviously feels deeply about her work and this comes across even more when the option of Hollywood is mentioned. Quizzed on the (inure possibilities she said "LA is a strange place. bu t it' something amazing came up I'd go. I'm just not going to Sit by a pool and wait tor it to drop into my lap.- !though the mute cynical among vi lu ay be drawn into allegations that she hasn't gone vet simply because she irsr-E-FtraQ-r AND _JANET hasn't been offered anything. I am inclined to believe she wouldn't lust •;,1s ■1 hie pay day

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We will fight them on the beaches, we will fight them in the multiplexes . .. BEN COOK files his report to HQ on the history of war films, many of which are being shown in restored versions at the festival

ith Courage as Eisenstein's liattleship he had started the trend of .icceptahle subject. All the Under Fire. the Potemkin and Stanley American hlockhusters with unifomis were perfectly new Gulf war Kubrick's Full Metal Birth of a Nation a few years pressettall the injuries were W earlier, so a new genre was horn life threatening but tidy. and film featuring Denzel Jacket, the season also with his film, which was also Washington and Meg Ryan includes lesser known films the good guys always won. 11 the first to acknowledge the only it was always this way. including by opening tonight, the Leeds Go and See horrors of war. With economic Recent years have seen International Film Festival Hem Kllmov. depression affecting the two diverting paths within- •flie production of war films seems to have picked the European film makers, and the genre,with some films made m 1985 showed the the intimate details of war by ideal subject on which to began immediately after the cinema still really a fledgling concentrating on the hell that is horrendous affect on the 'First World War, with D W film-makers has since been focus with their mixlium, it took one of the war, and the others being war Russian population that the war swept under the carpet so to Griffiths presenting Hearts of retrospective of war films. greatest film makers of all time films without any war in them. had. with his incredibly speak, and military films now the World just as the conflict in to give the genre a further boost. Arnerieu's experiences in Korea powerful allegorical tale about tend to ignore actual conflicts Encompassing such classics Europe was ending in 1918. As Scrgei Eisenstein's Battleship and Vietnam led to a series of the war's effect on a generation. completely, particularly in the Potemkin is (me of cinema's films beginning with Robert The lack of musical US. From the Reaganite fantasy benchmarks, but the subject Altman's Mash in 1970. accompaniment to the images of Top Gun to the mote recent A matter of a revolution by the through Michael Citnino's The presented turns the viewer into Feu- Good Men. and now Russian navy is of secondary Deer Hunter in 1978 to Full compulsive voyeurs. horrified Courage Under Fire, war has concern when considered along Metal .huiet in 1987. which but unable to look away. become merely a backdrop to with the legendary editing showed the horrors and realities Wolfgang Peterson's Dm Boer tell a story on top of. normally techniques and scaring imagery. of modem conflict With also showed the other side: of to celebrate American heroism World War II and the Victory Mimes concentration on the the war. with his concentration and gallant actions. of good over evil began a trend clean-up operations showing the on the crew of a single. Real. present wars have been of glorious war flints, results of brittle. and Cimino submarine in the GermartNavy. tOrgotten fir the moment. with particularly in Britain. and the illustrating the psychological InciedilAy claustrophobic and only a handful cif films being US responded with a series of effects of war, the world finally concentrating on the futility of made ahem' Birolia or Africa. gung-ho adventures. With films saw the realities of lame-scale war tthey lost after all), the Present productions concentrate such as The Danthuste•s. conflict. film's message is perhaps on the recent past. with hie Whirl: We Serve and Birdie on All of the-se films presented undermined by the technical - bucks and big names providing dre River Kwai presenting the hell on earth. and they were virtuosity. much like big entertainment. Somewhere,where, honourable British battling matched by the new films being Eisenstein's Potemkin, but is the horrors of war have been against overwhelming odds to made about the previous World still effective. forgotten. at least in Hollywood. win the day. war was an Wars. Klimov 's Co and See This concentration on n Leeds be Cannes?

Although it'll never rival Cannes, the Leeds International Film Festival is celebrating its 10th Anniversary. ALISON GIBBS provides a voice of reason amid the glitz and offers friendly words of advice for the smaller film festivals

exists only to serve the needs. rather see 'Mission: worldwide release and huge Pastlethwaite, it is set in a being reminded is an eve all heard of the or feed the egos of people Impossible' any day and so success, Is Yorkshire colliery' town. exciting and vibrant city. glamour and within cite industry, the actors would II Obviously someone'. This hrings me back to the Therefore it is appropriate that Personally I suspect the prink' paparazzi-fest that is or directors, rather than us. the got to give new directors a point that film festivals don't the premiere is to be held in ralsitain given to Brassed Ud Cannes, but do film festivals viewing public. break, but a low,hudget film appear to have much appeal to Leeds, where it might have is not simply a gesture to the achieve something besides This could he true of the by a first time director, ordinary people - the typical more relevance to the lives of people of Leeds and Yorkshire giving publicity-hungry film Leeds International Film 'The Usual Sweets for and understandable reaction the inhabitants than Spanish or • it has more If; do with the of stars a pedestal to pose on? Festival, with its Merited film example. only gets a chance to might be 'It's Just an excuse Bosnian films. Admittedly this current ultra-trendiness IEWati McGregor. And it it's not a hype-filled. showings including shine if 1E wins awards and lots for hits of trendy people to is the Leeds International Film s.1:11 occasion, n's a 'Contemporary Spanish of praise at a lattious. hang out at film premieres and Festival, but surely on the We deserve better than this tor struggling young Cinema' and a rellospective of glantounius festival like air-kiss each other What's it occasion of its 10th - hopefully next year the word Cannes. Critical acclaim at a got to do with me?' This is anniversary, the festival should Leeds will be as important as '1" cL 'OW make terribly the work by that well-known x, ultra 1,, iittieully correct Bosnian director. Emir small festival in Britain might where a film like Braved off he doing numre to support local International, otherwise our Film Festival 'night ns well Is' hien no-one actually Kusturrea. Bet the people iu he very gratifying for a comes in. Besides starring directors and writer:. and held in any city in any pan .11 .c::. It seems in both Leeds will he rushing in dories director. but it's not famous names such as Ewan celebrutine the culture of the world. 11idi the film festival to see that. Frankly they'd automatically going hi lead to McGregor and Pete Leeds which as We're always

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Courage Under Fie, friciependarice The Nutty Protti$54)i, f isprn, 3 1t7, better is that it's sometimes quite !tinny. Day, Jima multiplicity, Nutty 8.00. 8.30 Protems, Jamas and the Giam A Time to Kril. I 10.4 15 750 'coach, Striptease, A Time to Kw, Jane Eyre, 45, 3 10 Lest Man Starueng. Escape From °Peon BBC 1 BBC 2 ITV Channel 4 LA, Tweeter. Phenomenon, Go and See 7 '34th. Huncheace or Noire. Corr*, Erawl, Hyde Perk Picture House Emma, Flipper Seven . icide 6.71.p ni Husilqr white, 9pni 6.00 usiness Breakfast, 7.00 BBC 6.00 Open University, .7.15 See 6.00 GMTV. 9.25 Supermarket 5.10 4•Tel On View; 6.35 The Cottage Road Cinema Use Your Haat' l lam Breakfast News; 9.00 Breakfast Hear Breakfast News, 7.30 Alvin Sweep; 9.55 Calendar News And Wonderful Wizard Of Oz; 7.00 News Extra; 9.20 Style And The Chipmunks, 7.55 Smart; Weather. 10.00 The Time... The The Big Breakfast; LOG Bless Challenge; 9.45 Kilroy, 10.30 8.20 The Greedysaurus Gang. Place; 10.30 This Morning; 12.20 This House: 9.30 Schools; 12.00 Can't Cook, Won't Cook; 11.00 8.25 Spider; 8.35 Lassie: 9.00 Calendar News: Weather, 12.30 Garden Party: 12.30 Backdate: clubs News: Regional News: Weather; French Experience: 9.15 The ITN Lunchtime News: Weather: 1.00 Sesame Street_ 1.55 The 11.05 Conference We; 1.00 One Business Studies Collection; 9.45 12.55 Home And Away: 1.25 Living Sea. 2.25 Channel 4 O'Clock News: Weather; 1.30 Watch; 10.00 Playdays: 10.30 Pleasure Rooms Quisine; 1.55 Coronalloe Street Racing from Newmarket 4.30 Up Vet Roosoti . with giii.L.51c Regional News: Weather. 1.40 What" When" Where'? Why": 2.25 High Road; 2.55 Shareand galore, plus reside.nts rnarshall Le Phonograph' c.te Countdown: 5.00 Cutting Edge: Neighbours; 2.00 Call My Bluff: 10.45 Reviste; 11.00 Look And Street; 320 ITN News Headlines; muitay tOprnAarn r/rnerr. The Lgard ctat:, The !lest of et.)-s Gone v, £9 ethers and 70.s rack TOpm-2am. E4 2.35 Turnabout: 3.00 Peter Readd, 11.20 Short Circuit; 11.40 3.25 Calendar News; 3.30 Jays The Test Seabrook's Gardening Week, English Time, 12.00 English Fee: World; 3.40 The Adventures Of 6.00 TF1 Friday, Chris Evans is The Dubteffeneen. Woodhouse Club Mete back with more Moor Pavillion. ao.p.e..,orum & basement. %pm• 3.30 The Animals Of Farthing Death 01 A Salesman; 12.30 Dawdle; 3.55 Oscar And Friends: SOck. rOOSO & lazy teats. II ism 30ain_ ET Wood; 3.55 Dear Mr Barker, 4.10 Working Lunch; 1.00 Scene: 4.00 Roger And The Flottentrolls; outrageous. controversial .5am. 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Weather: 3.05 The Natural hosts the popular quiz in 8.00 Garden Doctors Brighton Sedeit , 605niam Spy. house and dance Mal Sister Meets the best of the 90s, including Bass 9 SOpm-anm, 6.30 Regional News World, 3.55 News Regional which contestants can win 8.30 Brookside. Max is in for a Magazines News: Weather; 4.00 Today's The Saul in the little room, PIUS live £7 members, f.9 guests Cash prizes and a dream shock when Patricia gets action frOrfta band called Ruth 7.00 Muppets Tonight Day: 4.30 Ready, Steady, Cook holiday. Play along at 11pm-cam. £5 The Warehouse her test results back. 725 Top Of The Pops 5.00 Esther home if you like. Ifs 00wous, the .ztectic end-club 9.00 Caroline In The City. LMUSU goes trorn strepor strenath. 8.00 This Is Your Lite. Michael 5.30 Going, Going, Gone 7.30 Coronation Street. Stomp, indict, 'prim-dance S lopmetam, NUB r £6 others Aspel presents another 6.00 Sliders. 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The Underground or pop and dance- 91orn-2arn second of a series of live features a report on The Cooker, Jazz, Funk, Soul. A with nyur before 11.15om, £.3.50 6.45 Electric Circus, Featuring 9.30 Friends. See today's Dio' Ferrety Altair. atter. special programmes the Manic Street Preachers Chingle Hall, reputed to be Flavour of The Day. leading up to the BBC's in an exclusive interview, Bnlain's most haunted 10.00 Frasier TV60 awards in November. and Eddie Murphy. building. 10.30 Rory Bremner... Who 9.00 In Suspicious Featuring clips of 10 great 7.00 Mordicus The Buzzard Else? BBC comedy stars, and 10 7,35 A Week To Remember Circumstances gigs 11.10 Eurotrash great sketch shows. 7.45 One Man And His Dog 10,00 News Al Ten: Weekend 11.40 TFI Friday 9.00 Nine O'Clock News: 8.30 English Country Garden. Weather The Codger 12.45 FILM: The Boston Regional News: Weather Rosemary Verey OBE 10.30 Calendar News: Weather Ruth let Brighton Beach, sea ihs2uchess Strangler (1968). above). 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_ .adage rrictay Uctotter * trt:i october k.it-ws.313rclot.'1,r- Flavour ot the Day Yardbird Suite @ The Underground, 8.30pm-2.30am juice guide The club that celebrated it's second you'll probably know all about The birthday last month has a real treat in •SCIre Underground, and will have decided tonight. with a special evening of whether it's for you or not. For those of Hammond Organ Meltdown you who haven't. it's an essential club to Now how good will that he' On check out, and the chances are you'll love cinema hammond organ. Lonnie Smith and Joey De Francesco will he playing. Both come The band will he onstage around Hyde Park Picture House Peach. Striptease. A Time to Kill. into the West, 2pm Last Man Standing. Escape from direct from the USA and both are found on 0.15pm, so get there early if you want to Berta Snorts Awards, 6.30pm LA., twister Phenomenon, the prestigious and very cool Blue Now act in, and brine your dancing shoes, In Chunking Express. gpm Hunchback 01 Noire Dame. recording label. between sets the Dig! DJ's will he spinning use Your Head 11 pm EreserEmma,FhPWSeven The in sound trom way. way out. Leeds for a while the best in new jazz. El scon-hro 11 you ve been around Odeon Cottage Road Cinema The Eighth Day, 130pm Emma. 6pm. 8 20pm Showcase Cinema, tel. 01706 ABC Channel 4 210864 for tenets The Nutty Professor. 1.15pm, BBC 1 BBC 2 ITV Jane Eyre. Mission Impossible. 3.30. 6.00, 8.30 Courage Under Fee, A Time to Kill. 4 15.7 50 8.20 Open University. 10.00 6.00 GM TV, 9.25 Wow; 11.00 5.40 4-Tel On View; 5.55 Sesame independence Day, Jude. Jane Eyre. 12 45. 3 10 7.00 Bay City: 7.25 News. Multiplicity. Nutty Professor 12 Twister 2.15 Weather. 7.30 The Morph Files, Chanakya; 10.35 Network East. The Noise; 11.30 The Chart Street. 6.50 The Magic School screens). James and the Giant Nice Icon. 1.34) 7.40 Robinson Sucroe; 8,05 The 11.20 Bollywood Or Bust'; 11.50 Show; 12.30 Movies. Games Bus: 7.25 Really Wild Animals_ Adventures Ot Jenny Quest; 8.30 When The Day Comes, 12.20 And Videos, 1.00 News. Swinging Satan: 7.45 First The New Adventures 01 Film 96 In New York With Barry Weather; 1.05 Calendar News: Edition; 8.00 Transworld Sport. 12.50 FILM: Dr Jekyll Superman; 9.15 Live And Kicking; Norman. Weather, 1.10 Thunder In 9.00 The Morning Line; 10,00 clubs 12.12 Weather; 12.15 Grandstand: And Mr Hyde (1941): 2.45 Tom Paradise; 2.05 Cartoon Time, Gazzetta Football Italia, 11.00 And Jerry 5.20 News: Weather. 6.30 2.15 FILM. Carry On Sergeant Blitz!, 12.00 Rawhide. 1.00 FILM Pleasure Rooms LMU City Site 2.55 FILM; The Nutty (19581, 3.45 Airwolf. 4.45 111,1 Back to Basics. With guests Saturday Night, ever_ popular Regional News: Wealher Sea Devils (19531: 2.40 Channel trusty residents student piss-up £2.50 NUS Professor (1963) News And Results. 5.05 and the ever r 5.35 Dad's Army. Walker 4 Racing From Newmarket Lawson, Huggy, Wright, £4.50 Guests . 4.40 The Oprah Winfrey Show Calendar News; 5.10 Scoreline arranges for Jones to get 5.05 Brookside. Patricia Holroyd and-Mu. 5.20 TOTP 2 5.20 New Baywatch. Mitch is Opm-6am, £10 members, Club Mex some off-ration pigeons, but returns to the Close and 6.05 Rhodes. Rhodes takes on chosen to act as a lodge NUS & UB40. £12 others Hedonism, with Daisy Sr did they come from his greatest rival who owns Max is determined to find Havoc, plus residents Carl for the Miss Malibu Bikini After Dark Trafalgar Square? the most valuable diamond out what she is up to and Morley Bedford, Elliot and Dean 6.05 Jim Davidson's Contest, but his The Orbit Brilliant techno Martin. 10pm-3.30am, £5 mine at Kimberley. Nal and Georgia arrange a event. with world class dj's before 11pm. £6 after Generation Game. This impartiality is tested by two 7.00 News And Sport contestants who will do dangerous interview, plus residents Berry, Turner week's games include a 7.15 Correspondent. The 6.30 Right To Reply and Walker. Town and Country Club sheep dog trial with a anything for his vole. 8pm- 2am £10 Top Banana - 80's bonanza second of two special 7.00 Channel 4 News difference. 6.15 Gladiators. Ulrike ithnetog, tewet.b2s5i2te8:202, or check programmes reporting on Summary And Weather Nato 7.05 Due South. A pathological Jonsson and John the mood in America during Fashanu introduce another 7_05 The People's Parliament. anew.senset.co.ukforbiti Hard Times, the legendary liar - whose last encounter club returns in a new venue. the run-up to the country's round of TV's toughest This week's proposal is with Fraser and Veccio led Residents Miles Holloway presidential elections. challenge. TheThe CGCaie rakleit. R ook, Hiphop and Elliot Eastwrck plus to the duo being chased that same sex partners 8.00 What the Papers Say. 7.15 Blind Date. Cilia Black and Skatecore. 11 00-3.00. international DJ talent play halfway across America by should be allowed to marry Ea50/4.00 Mark Lawson of the introduces more eager american house. Canadian gangsters - Guardian looks back at the and enjoy the same legal contestants in search of reports that his fiancee has events of the week as rights as heterosexual Underground LUU Harvey Milk Bar love at first sight. Plus The Yardbird Suite, jazz Hard to Handle, hard rock night been abducted by aliens. reported in the press. couples. news of last week's dance Doors 8.30 m, DJs E4 7.50 The National Lottery Live. 8.10 The Hollow State. Simon 8.00 Fame Factor: The Ghost until 2.30am. £6. See today's couples_ Tonight's musical guests are Hoggart continues his look Of Ivy Tilsley Flavour of the Day. Infoline is Le Phono 8.15 Family Fortunes, Two 2302113 at the shrinking world of the 8.30 Fame Factor: Roseanne: Asylum, wicked punkiskatecore Boyzone, who perform thee families compete for cash, night 1Clorn-2am global market latest and hopefuly last prizes and the jackpot in Morning Becomes Planet Earth single. 'Words' 9.00 Have I Got News For You. Obnoxious. Caught by a Saturday N_Ight Fever: 70s Ritzy This week s special quests the popular quiz show show with DJ Startsky Devobon, Bangln. house, 8.05 Casualty. A boy and a girl hosted by Les Dennis. TV vox pop interview, Lovepants travel from Scotland to are X-Files stars Gillian Roseanne's forthright 8pm-3am, £2 NUS/Flyer, Warehouse Anderson and David 8.45 ITN News: Weather: search for the mother who Lottery Result, followed views see her offered a £3.50 others before 11.30pm. Magic, new club playing soul, Duchovny. £5 after . garage arid disco. deserted them. by Local Weather guest slot on a top Chicago 8.55 News And Sport Weather, 9_30 Screen TWo: Crossing The Floor. With the 9.00 FILM: Die Hard 2 (1990). TV show followed by National Edge-of-the-seat action as 9.00 Fame Factor: I'm Your Lottery Update government holding a majority of just one in the tough cop John McCiane Number One Fan gigs 9.15 FILM: Snowbound (1993). becomes involved in 10.00 Fame Factor: The Harrowing true story of a Commons and trailing in the opinion polls, scheming efforts to subvert a plot to Vanishing Of Richey The duchess farnily's battle tor survival Charlie Speed Band 4 The Joseph's Well Home Secretary David rescue a detained Latin- Manic. Film about Richey after being stranded in deep Ramdogs Louis Stone 4 Bleggerds - Hanratty resigns his post American dictator. Starring Edwards. the lead singer Slockeube Trampoleile snow No. they don't eat and joins the Labour Party. 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Jcioe Friday October 4 1996 october pailutzi.c1va3r Flavour of the Day OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO • • • • • • • • ► • • • • • • • • • • • • Clive Anderson All Talk BBC1 10.15pm The way the Beeb has advertised this new ('live he able to keep up in this battle of guide- series fix. Clive Anderson defects to BBC the quirk fire comedians'? and saves their bacon in a Chris Evans Also on tonight's show is Eddie "he styled this programme just has to do well. made one good film once. .a long lime We all know that Clive is a pretty clever ago" Murphy. cinema and sardonic interviewer. but we have also If 'be Beeb give Clive a free reign this seen how dull he can be when stuck on the could make suite a good coming-home- Showcase Cinema, fel Ur 71-)( ABC wrong show. Getting Ben Elton on could from-the-puh-on-a-Sunday-night-hut- 210864 for times either he a very good move, because as he only-slightly-pissed-cos-of-those-damn - Are Ere. Mission Impossible. The Nutty Protest:ter. 1:15, 3.30. Courage Under Fire, Ingepentlaile showed on TFI Friday recently, he is still drinking-up-laws.programme. Or mobe Day, Jude, Mislepticity. Nutty 6,00; 8.30 He may be eel, but he's salt funny as fast and frantic as ever. But will old not Fri:tosser (2 screens), James and A Time to Krli. 4 15.7.50 the Giant Peach. Striptease, A Jane Eyre, 12 45. 3.10 Trme to Kill. Lag Man Standing Twister 215 Escape from LA, Channel 41 PtierlfMnenalir frit"ChbaCk ut Nate Odeon BBC 1 BBC 2 ITV Dame, Eraser. Eirma. Flipper- Angel Baby, r 313pm Seven.

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Mission Impossible The Nutty Professor. 1 15prn 3.30, not all police are pigs. moridsqic Courage Uncle/ Fire. indeperdance 6 00. 830 Day. Jude, Multiplicity, Nutty A Time to Kill, 1 10 4 15, 7 50 Professor (2 screensi. James and Jane Eyre, 12 45.3 10 the Giant Peach, Striptease, A The Making of Maps, 7 30 Channel 4 Time to Kill, Last Man Standing, BBC I BBC 2 ITV Escape from LA. Twister. Odeon Phenomenon, Hunchback of Noire Stonewall. 7,30prn Dame. Eraser. Emma. Flipper, 6.00 Open University; 7.15 See 6.00 GMTV; 9.25 Supermarket 5.10 4-Tel On View: 6.35 The 6.00 usiness Breakfast-, 7.00 BBC Seven Hyde Park Picture House Hear Breakfast News; 7.30 Alvin Sweep; 9.55 Calendar News And Wonderful Wizard Of Oz: 7.00 Breakfast News; 9.00 Breakfast Battleship Pc4erriltin, 7.30pm And The Chipmunks; 7.55 Smart; 10.00 The Time._ The The Big Breakfast: 9.00 Bless News Extra, 9.20 Style Weather Cottage Road Cinema War of the Worlds, 9pm 8.20 The Greedysaurus Gang; Place; 10.30 This Morning; 12.20 Challenge; 9.45 Kilroy; 10.30 This House: 9.30 Schools, 12.00 Emma, 6pm, 820pm Can't Cook. Won't Cook; 11.00 8.25 Spider; 8.35 Lassie: 9.00 Calendar News: Weather, 12.30 Garden Party; 12.30 Backdate; News: Regional News: Weather; French Experience; 9.15 The ITN Lunchtime News: Weather; 1.00 Sesame Street; 1.55 The 11.05 Conference Live: 1.00 One Business Studies Collection, 9.45 12.55 Home And Away: 1.25 Living Sea; 2.25 Channel 4 O'Clock News: Weather, 1.30 Watch; 10.00 Playdays; 10,30 Cuisine: 1.55 Coronation Street; Racing from Newmarket; 4.30 What? When? Where? Why?; 2.25 High Road; 2.55 Shortland clubs Regional News: Weather: 1.40 Countdown; 5.00 Cutting Edge. Neighbours; 2.00 Call My Bluff; 10.45 Revista: 11.00 Look And Street; 3.20 ITN News Headlines; The Test 2.35 Turnabout; 3.00 Peter Read; 11.20 Short Circuit; 11.40 3.25 Calendar News; 3.30 Jays Edwards bet-pop in the auditorium, and rare Seabrook's Gardening Week, English Time; 12.00 English File: World; 3.40 The Adventures Of 6.00 TF1 Friday. Chris Evans is Donator. hybrid or the best funk groove and funk in the HO. £3.50 and trance 3.30 The Animals Of Farthing Death Of A Salesman. 12.30 Dawdle: 3.55 Oscar And Friends: back with more NUS Wood; 3.55 Dear Mr Barker; 4.10 Working Lunch; 1.00 Scene: 4.00 Roger And The Rottentrolls; outrageous, controversial Planet Earth Observatory The Real Adventures Of Jonny Conflict - Sab: 1.30 Technology 4.15 Hurricanes. 4,40 Fun interviews and music from Absolutely Fabulous, student night The Price Is Right, student night. Quest; 4.35 Grange Hil; 5.00 Starters; 1.45 Words And House; 5.10 Home And Away: the ever•expanding pub he playing party and charty dance with cheap cocktails. Newsround: 5.10 Blue Peter Pictures; 2.00 The Greedysaurus 5.40 News Weather, 5.55 calls a 'studio'. music Cocktails rust 50p all night, 5.35 Neighbours Gang; 2.05 Spider: 2.10 The Calendar: 6.30 Tonight 7.00 Channel 4 News And ragermitter £1 pint £1 NUS r £2 50 Ritry's 6.00 Six O'Clock News: Champions. 3.00 News: Regional 7.00 Catchphrase. Roy Walker Weather others . The World. garish student night Weather News: Weather: 3.05 The Natural hosts the popular quiz in 8.00 Garden Doctors topm-tam, free with Ryer, before World; 3.55 News: Regional 6.30 Regional News which contestants can win 8.30 Brookside. Max is in for a The Courtyard to 30pm. el alter Magazines News: Weather, 4.00 Today's The cash prizes and a dream Shake Your Groove Thaw. funk. shock when Patricia gets 7.00 Muppets Tonight Day; 4.30 Ready. Steady, Cook holiday. Play along at soul and sweet disco music, Le Phone tier test results back. 7.25 Top Of The Pops 5.00 Esther home if you like. Mind Your Head. Rock & 8.00 This Is Your Life. Michael 5.30 Going. Going, Gone 7.30 Coronation Street. 9.00 Caroline In The City. Club Wraps alternative 10pm-tam, Aspel presents another 6.00 Sliders. The Sliders have Maureen is full of self- Richard has to decide Magic Roundabout. big party night 11.‘11prrot2 Newcastle Brown 8 unsuspecting individual found themselves in San doubt, while Anne gives whether to pretend he's playing 7O6•90s. Jack Daniel's £1.25 with their lite story and Francisco, which appears Andy an unusual gay to get his painting Nato some faces and voices to be run by the housewarming gift. exhibited in a gallery, or Sweet Revtval, from big dance to from the past. Communist powers who 8.00 The Bill come clean about his 8.30 Auntie's TV Favourites won the Cold War in the 8.30 Strange But True? sexuality and miss the (TV60): Comedy. The 1960s. Encounters. This edition chance of a sale. second of a series of five 6.45 Electric Circus. Featuring features a report on 9.30 Friends. See today's special programmes the Manic Street Preachers Chingle Hall, reputed to be Flavour of the Day. gigs leading up to the BBC's in an exclusive interview, Britain's most haunted 10.00 Frasier The Duchess tour SWIM be something of a TV60 awards in November. and Eddie Murphy. building. 10.30 Rory Bremner... Who Featuring clips of 10 great 7_00 Mordicus The Buzzard 9.00 In Suspicious Dub War - H-block triumph. Too had ii you haven't got Else? BBC comedy stars, and 10 7.35 A Week To Remember Circumstances a ticket. great sketch shows 7.45 One Man And His Dog 10.00 News At Ten: Weekend 11.10 Eurotrash The Town and Country Club 9.00 Nine O'Clock News: 8.30 English Country Garden. Weather 11.40 TFI Friday Suede + Geneva. two bonds with Leeds University Regional News: Weather Rosemary Verey OBE 10.30 Calendar News: Weather 12.45 FILM: The Boston blokes with voices like angels For Dave Gorman (comedy) 9.30 Dangerfield. Paul finds it demonstrates how to bring 10.40 FILM: I Love You To Strangler (1968). Bret and the boys, this sold out hard to be Impartial when life into your winter Death (1990). Darkly Dramatisation of the series he is a prosecution witness gardens comic tale of a frumpish of murders committed by a at a murder trial, 9.00 Shooting Stars wife's decision to exact a maniac in Boston between 10.25 FILM: Desperately 9.30 All Rise For Julian Clary. murderous revenge when 1962 and 1964, starring Seeking Susan (1985). More crap camp from the discovers her pizzeria- Tony Curtis in the title role. The offbeat tale of bored Julian. owner husband has been With Henry Fonda. suburban housewife 10,00 Have I Got News For You. tooling around. 2.50 FILM: Screaming Mimi Roberta Glass who 12.25 Comedy Central Followed by Video Nation (1958). Psychological becomes obsessed with a Shorts 1.25 Late And Loud: Stand shocker starring Anita rebellious freewheeler 10.30 Newsnight And Deliver when she stumbles across 11.15 The Larry Sanders Show 2.20 Cyber.Cate Ekberg as a stripper who a series of ads In the 11.40 Seinfeld 2.55 Jones And Jury emerges from an asylum personal columns. 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NINE ACRE COURT Nine Acre Court @ The Pleasure Rooms, 10pm- Another year and another Untie club is Kinks, Beatles, Who and 'Stones, mixed launched in a blaze of publicity and with a generous portion of "modern" juice guide ~ glamour. Yes. we are talking about those music from the likes of Cast, Kula Shaker lurverly posters with Liam Gallagher's and The Bluetones. ugly mug plastered all over them. The arguments about the state of the The name, just in case you didn't buy nation's music will continue to rage as the cinema the best album of 1995, is taken from a Bis V's Ocean Colour Scene wars spill out cool instrumental track by The "we are onto the streets. It's time to decide, which Showcase Cinema. lel. 01706 ABC fookin' rock" Charlatans. Expect to hear side are you on. Tonight is one for the 210664 for times. The Nutty Prolessor. 1,15pm. Jane Eyre, Mission Impossible, 3_30. 6.00._8_3 0 retro's, but don't let that put you off. And Courage Under Fire, A Time to Kill, 1.10 4.15,7.50 The formula is the same as every other anyway. the drinks promo's not the music Independence Day, Jude, Jane Eyre, 12.45, 3.10 retro/alternative club ever; a pinch of 60's usually sway it for me. Multiplicity, Nutty Professor (2 Countryman. 7.30 A scooter; but tram which decade/ screens). James and the Giant heat from the usual suspects like The Peach, Striptease. A Time to Odeon Kill, Last Man Standing, Time of the Gypsies, 7.30 Escape from LA, TwisTer, Phenomenon Hunchback of Hyde Park Picture House Notre Dame, Eraser, Emma. Dialogues with Mad Women. BBC 1 BBC 2 ITV Channel 4 Flipper. Seven. 6.3 NSF TV Premiers. 9pm Cottage Road Cinema 6.00 Business Breakfast; 7.00 6.00 Open University; 7.15 See 6.00 GMTV; 9.25 Supermarket 5.15 4-Tel On View; 6.30 Emma. 6pm, 8.20pre BBC Breakfast News; 9.00 Hear Breakfast News, 7.30 Alvin Sweep; 9.55 Calendar News Adventures In Odyssey; 7.00 The Breakfast News Extra; 9.20 Style And The Chipmunks; 7.55 Blue And Weather; 10.00 The Time... Big Breakfast; 9.00 Here's One Challenge; 9.45 Kilroy; 10.30 Peter; 8.20 Fireman Sam; 8.35 The Place: 10.30 This Morning; Made Earlier; 9.30 Schools; Can't Cook, Won't Cook; 11.00 Lassie: 9.00 Standard Grade 12.20 Calendar News; 12.30 ITN 12.00 Wild West Country, 12.30 News' Regional News: Weather; Design; 9.20 The RE Collection; Lunchtime News: Weather; Backdate, 1.00 Sesame Street; clubs 11.05 Conference Live: 1.00 9.45 Watch Art; 10.00 Playdays: 12.55 Home And Away. 1.25 1.55 What On Earth; 2.10 FILM. News: Weather; 1.30 Regional 10.30 Come Outside; 10.45 Quisine; 1.55 Emmerdale: 2.25 The Raid (1954); 3.45 Fifteen To News: Weather; 1.40 Neighbours: Science Zone: Types Of Material: Vanessa; 2_55 A Country One, 4.15 Countdown: Champion Planet Earth Pomo, Leeds' only weekly 2.00 Call My Bluff; 2.30 The 11,05 Space Ark. 11.15 Practice; 3.20 ITN News Of Champions; Ricki Lake: Tequilallodsock, a frenzied new romantic night. Groove to 5.00 night of spirit fuelled the sounds of Duran Duran Terrace. 3.00 Incognito ; 3.30 Clementine; 11.30 GNVQ TV; Headlines; 3.25 Calendar News; 5.45 Travelog Treks debauchery £2 50 Members / pernaps? Brum; 3.40 Romuald The 12.00 See Hear! ; 12.30 Working 3.30 Potamus Park; 3.40 6.00 The Avengers. Steed and £3 NUS I0-2arn, £2.50, 80p a pint. Reindeer; 3.50 The All New Lunch; 1.00 Teaching Today; 1.30 Wizadora; 3.50 Hot Rod Dogs; Tara have to tussle with Popeye Show; 4.10 Oscar's Showcase; 1.40 Notch PoIch 4.05 Garfield And Friends; 4.15 Pleasure Rooms Edwards Nine Acre Court, new club Retrospective, classic club Orchestra; 4.35 The Queen's House; 2.00 Fireman Sam; 2.10 Hey Arnold!: 4.40 The Ward 7.00 C"hedaninde al q4uNaediuwsplincslpuding from the people who brought anthems with Paul Rough Nose; 5.00 Newsround: 5.10 Conference Live; 3.55 News: 5.10 Home And Away at 7 .30pm Headlines and you Automatic and Beat Byker Grove Regional News: Weather; 4.00 5.40 ITN News: Weather Weather Surrender, See today's Charlie Parkers 5.35 Neighbours. Danni drops Today's The Day; 4.30 Ready. 5.55 Calendar. tollowed by 8.00 Citizen's Arrest. Keith Flavour of die Day. Nasty, acid jazz. hip hop. a bombshell on her arrival Local Weather Whincup discovered you 10pm-2am, £3 Steady. Cook Club Europa home - there's a new man 5.00 The Oprah Winfrey Show 6.30 Tonight can't bank on Barclays The Underground Sugar Club, very cheap and in her life. 5.40 Prue Leith's Tricks Of 7.00 Emmerdale. Faye gets an when they pulled out of a The Lava Lounge. Playing very hot student night in 6.00 Six O'Clock News: The Trade offer she can't refuse. Tina loan agreement that led to cool exotic-a, hammond superb 1,200 capacity venue. Weather 5.50 A Week To Remember has bad news for Kim, and the collapse of his grooves, sound-tracks and £2 NUS and El a pint. Frank discovers he has a Nancy Sinatra.10pm-2am, £3 6.30 Regional News 6.00 Heartbreak High business, his health and before 11pm, £3.50 after Magazines 6.45 Conference Talk. Andrew traitor in the camp. his marriage, 7.00 Holiday Neil presents a live phone- 7.30 Jimmy's 8.30 Brookside. Georgia Le Phono 7.30 EastEnders. Carol is in and round-up of the 8.00 The Bill. An investigation makes a decision that feeling very vulnerable, but day's activities from the into a burglary is horrifies Nal and Lindsey's her choice al a shoulder to Conservative Party jeopardised when the fears about Little Jimmy cry on is questionable. conference, Bournemouth. residents of a council are growing gigs 8.00 999 Livesavers. In this 7.30 The Chemistry Of estate are too scared to 9.00 Witness: Death Of The edition, the search for the (Almost) Everything. give evidence. Solar Temple missing owner of a let ski, Mike Builivant introduces 8.30 My Good Friend. Sitcom 10.00 Drop The Dead Donkey. and how a Siamese cat the chemical reactions that about a widower struggling Gus is eager to impress a saved the lite of a baby either sustain life or bring it to retain his independence Japanese delegation of that started choking lo lo an end. while living with his potential financiers while death. 8.00 Pound For Pound, This daughter and her the newsroom are 8.30 A Question Of Sport edition focuses on how to husband. Sounds fun. introduced to a novel 9.00 Nine O'Clock News: spot investments. 9.00 Soldier, Soldier. The boys concept - religious belief The PsYanic's' much happier these days Weather 6.30 Antonio Carlucclo's from the King's Own are 10.35 Whose Line Is It 9.30 After The Break. This Italian Feast. Antonio called upon to lake over Anyway? Clive Anderson Feast and Firkin LMU edition examines life as attends the annual grape- as fire fighters. keeps Ryan Stiles, Colin Wired The Wedding Present, £5 depicted in the ads, from picking festival and brings 10.00 News At Ten: Weather Mochrie and Josle Duchess birth to death. all of his fungus-finding 10.30 Calendar News: Weather Lawrence in order from a Leeds Awareness Show 10.00 Crimewatch File expertise to bear on a 10.40 Network First show shown last year 10.55 FILM: The Lonely Guy porcini mushroom hunt. 11.40 Good Advice 11.05 Get Up, Stand Up (1984). A young man 9.00 Timewatch 12.10 FILM: Deathtrap (1982). 11.35 Northern Exposure Town and Country Club Manic Street Preachers thrown out by his girlfriend 9.50 Trade Secrets. Inventive mystery in which The Shooting Gallery: Catatonia, Welsh double bill feels lost and alone in New Professionals share the a playwright is presented 12.35 Flush of the highest order. Sold York City, until he meets a tricks of their trades This with a striking piece of 12.45 Audacious melancholy soulmate. edition features a garden work done by one of his 1.15 Despondent Divorcee Starring Steve Martin. full of green-lingered lips. drama students. Starring 1.20 Love Child 12.20 FILM: Gothic (1987). A 10.00 Hancock. Hancock and Michael Caine and 1.45 The Invisible Hand wild hallucinatory fantasy Sid return from a miserable Christopher Reeve 2.00 The Slap woven around the night in three months travelling to 2.10 Bushell On The Box, 2.05 Dans Le Petit Bois theatre 1816 when Byron find themselves locked out followed by News 2.25 Oh Julie! entertained Shelley. Mary with 400 bottles of milk on Headlines 2.35 Puk Nini The Grand Godwin, Claire Clairmont the doorstep 2.45 Comedy Central 3.10 Listening In Opera North and his physician Dr 10.30 Newsnight 3.45 Not Fade Away 3,20 Temporary Close Polidori at his Swiss villa 11.15 Over The Edge 4.40 Jobfinder, 5.30 News 4.00 Schools TRIPPING out to FOR ONLY NEW YEARS Smokers - Clubbers EVE SPECIAL NOW BOOKING Hen & Stag Parties Direct from LEEDS & SHEFFIELD - FRIDAY EVENINGS BY LUXURY COACH NO ADDITIONAL PICK-UPS EN ROUTE RETURNING LATE SUNDAY AFTERNOON BE IN AMSTERDAM FROM SATURDAY MIDDAY TILL SAM SUNDAY MORNING

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Protessor, James and the Giant &DO. 810 Peach. Striptease, A Time In Kill, A Time to Kilt 1.10.4.15. 7.50 Last Man Standing, Escape from Jane Eyre, 12.45.3.10 Channel 4 LA. Twister, Phenomenon, Odeen BBC 1 BBC 2 ITV Hunchback cl NOUS-Dame. Eraser, Fanen Angels, 7 30pir Emma, Flipper, Seven Hyde Park Picture House 6.00 Business Breakfast 7.00 6.00 Open University. 7.15 See 6.00 GMTV: 9.25 Supermarket 5.00 4-Tel On View, 6.35 Sharky Last Temptation 01 Christ. 9pm BBC Breakfast News, 9.00 Hear Breakfast News: 7.30 Alvin Sweep. 9,55 Calendar News And And George; 7.00 The Big Breakfast News Extra, 9.20 Style And The Chipmunks; 7.55 Weather; 10.00 The Time.. The Breakfast 9.00 Hem's One I Made Challenge; 9.45 Kilroy: 10.30 Growing Up Wild; 8.20 Place, 10.30 This Morning; 12.20 Earlier; 9.30 Schools; 12.00 Wild Can't Cook, Won't Cook; 11.00 Chnstopher Crocodile; 8.25 Calendar NewsCrimestoppers. West Country; 12.30 Backdate. clubs News: Regional News: Weather. Monty; 8.30 Lassie; 9.00 1(71 Pans. 12.30 ITN News Weather; 12-55 1.00 Sesame Street; 1.55 Low 11.05 Conference Live; 1.00 9.25 See You, See Me; 9.45 Home And Away; 1.25 Ouisine: Season; 2.20 FILM: The Gentle The Cockpit resident Graham Dixon. Drink News Weather; 1.30 Regional Words And Pictures; 10.00 1.55 Coronation Street: 2.25 Sex (1943); 4.00 Fifteen To One; Funky Mule, with New York's promo's include Carling bottles Stretch Armstrong, Scientists of for £1 and two News Weather, 1.40 Neighbours; Playdays: 10.30 Numbertime: Vanessa; 2.55 A Country 4.30 Countdown; 5.00 Rick) Lake; for one house 5.45 Travelog Treks Sound and DJ's EASE, Newbee nits. Free shuttle bus from the 2.00 A Week In The Country: 10.45 Cats Eyes; 11.00 Around Practice; 3.20 ITN News and Greenpeace. 9.30pm-tam, Parkirison Steps. Details lei. 2.15 Dunblane: The Community Scotland: 11,20 Music Makers; Headlines, 3.25 Calendar News, 6.00 Party Of Five £6 advance 2428522. 9.30pm-2am, £3.50 Remembers 11.40 English Express; 12.00 3.30 Tots TV Classics; 3.40 The 6.50 Fresh Pop (from Jumbo records). NUS. 3.30 Ants In Your Pants German Globe; 12.05 Seeing 7.00 Channel 4 News including Pericles. 3.50 Astro Farm, 4.05 Planet Earth 3.50 ChuckleVision Through Science. 12.30 Working at 7.30pm Headlines and Underground The Twisted Tales 01 Felix The Fulurework4 brand new club Moveanup, brilliant night of wax. 4.10 Get Your Own Back Lunch; 1.00 The Geography Cat 4.15 Animaniacs; 4.40 Weather direct from Newcastle. with soul, hammond 8 motown, 4.35 The Demon Headmaster Programme; 1.20 Thunderbirds In Retrace; 5.10 Home And Away. 8.00 Brookside. Lindsey reveals Steve Hillier the knob twiddler playing anything from Stevie 5,00 Newsround Hindi; 1.25 Zig Zag: Food And 5.40 ITN Early Evening News the truth about Little Jimmy. out of Dubstar). playing80s wonder to the Tatttions. .i via retro, Madchester anrit- The Small Faces. Wre2am. £3 5.10 Blue Peter Farming; 1.45 Come Outside; 5.55 Calendar, followed by and Nat is desperate to find 2.00 Christopher Crocodile, 2.05 house. 12.00 NUS. before 11pm. £3.50 after. 5.35 Neighbours Local Weather a way out for him and hits 50p a shot. Conference Live; 6.00 Six O'Clock News: Monty; 2.10 6.30 Tonight. A brand new Georgia. Le Phone 3.55 News: Regional News: Weather magazine featuring 8.30 Moving People. Keith and Antenna. cool eclectic indie Weather; 4.00 Today's The Day; LMUSU City Site sounds, from Steredlab to St 6.30 Regional News everythIng from the quirky Gary, a gay couple, are Magazines 4.30 Ready. Steady, Cook; 5.00 moving from their Deptford OTT, Cheap and cheerful 80s & Etienne. 10-2am, £21 £2.50 to the controversial. piss-up. With treble 7.00 Small Talk. Ronnie Corbett The Oprah Winfrey Show 90s student Presented by Christine tower block to a semi in vodka & mixer still only £1.85, Club Uropa hosts the show in which 5.40 The Flying Vet Talbot Northampton. Tony and biter, lager and cider lust Sweat, mega student night grown-ups must unravel 6.00 Star Trek: The Next Markham. 21. is coming to 95p a pint £1,50 before 7.00 Wheel Of Fortune. Nicky the minds of nine children Generation the end of 13-month prison 10.30pm_ £2.50 after. Priority Nato Campbell hosts the big liCkets 9,2 in advance. 7.30 Tomorrow's World. 6.45 Conference Talk sentence, during which he Colombia, student dance night in wheel game in which three new venue with big name guest Including a sneak preview 7.30 Scene: Alison lost his girlfriend, flat and contestants attempt to find Primes II DJs of the car of the future, due 8.00 Decisive Weapons. This his younger brother Time Tunnel - with the best in the words hidden on the to be officially unveiled at programme looks at how disappeared. high NRG and camp classics Pleasure Rooms puzzle board, aided and 11- the Motor Show, the bayonet, which is 9.00 Ellen. Ellen is part of a prn-tam. Bash Street (indie), plus Soul abetted by air hostess re Basics in Bar Basics. 8.00 Big Cat Diary. Wildlife critical in the training of gang ready for some Jenny Powell reports trom Kenya's Masai British infantry men. Saturday night fever at John Club Mex Warehouse 7.30 Coronation Street. Claire Mara with Simon King and remains an enduring Travolta's birthday party, but Class Delenhon_ old school club Release. student dance night is hiding a big secret from Jonathan Scott. If you've symbol of more than 300 things start to go wrong classics with BoBobbybby Langley and Des. And Andy Is forced to been following the senes years of British military when the stretch limo choose between Liz and you will know that it is determination arrives to take them to the Jim when he and Anne better than that description 8.30 Two Fat Ladies. New bash... suggests. series in which Jennifer hold a dinner party. gigs 9.30 The Lovers. Beryl and Paterson and Clarissa 8.00 The National Television 8.30 Next 01 Kin Geoffrey have patched Awards. The British 9.00 News: Regional News: Dickson Wright tour Britain things up after last week's to rediscover the traditional viewing public choose Duchess Weather tiff but still aren't sure if 3 Colours Red; loud rawk from Bradford St George's their favourite 9.30 Beck. Where it's at delights of home cooking. they're meant for each Creation 'hopefuls- Greg Proops (ceamedy) 10.20 Sportsnight. Highlights of 9.00 Changing Rooms. Two personalities and shows in other England's latest World Cup neighbours swap homes to Belushi's the National Television 10.00 American Gothic completely transform a Phi Jordan Group 2 qualifier against Awards, hosted by Trevor 11.00 Rory Bremner... Who Poland at Wembley. round kitchen in an oast McDonald from the Royal Else? The Grove 12.10 FILM: Cahn, United house and a living room. Albert Hall 11.40 Fascism: Purity Unplugged Slates Marshall (1973). 9.30 Great Railway Journeys. 10.00 News At Ten: Weather 12.40 FILM: Kid Blue (1973). While a US Marshall is out Booker Prize-winning 10.30 Calendar News: Weather Dennis Hopper. Warren of town an one of his Nigerian novelist Ben Okti 10.40 FILM: Navy SEALS Oates and Peter Boyle star frequent manhunts. his two leaves a crowded, stressful (1990). Crap gung-ho type in this wonderful Western. young sons react against London and sets off to find elm. 2.30 FILM: Dawn Rider (1935). theatre their father's neglect peace and tranquillity in fer- 12.45 Flux. Filmed at the John Wayne grabs his gun Starring John Wayne ret Arcadia. Followed by Faversham 1.50 The Road To The White Video Nation Shorts and sets out on his horse to 1.45 Dear Nick get revenge on the men House 1996: The 10.30 Newsnight West Yorks Playhouse, Civic Theatre 2.40 FILM: Police Dog (1955) who murdered his pa. Presidential Debates 11.15 The Larry Sanders Show 4.05 Jones And Jury Phoenix Dance She Stops to Conquer 3.40 Close 11.40 Seinteld 3.35 Temporary Close 4.25 Joblinder 4.00 Schools 12.30 The Learning Zone: Open 5_30 iTN Morning News University 4.55 Close Leeds' Biggest Midweek Student Night

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ABC because ii Features the winners front the which separates Curling from the Courage Under Fire, Independence The Nulty Professor. 1 15pm, 330, last fourteen years or something. and soon contestants. which is fair enough really. DeY Jude, Multiplicity, Nutty 6.00.8_30 Professor, Jamas and the Giant A Time to ► il. 1.10, 4 15, 7.50 Peach, Striptease. A Time to Kip, Jane Eyre, 1245. 3,10 Last Man Standing. Escape horn Odeon BBC 1 BBC 2 ITV Channel 4 LA. Twister, Phenomenon. Whatever Happened to Baby Hunchback al Nolte Dame. Eraser, Jane?, 7 30pin Emma. Flipper. Seven . Hyde Park Picture House Priest 6.30 6,00 Business Breakfast: 7.00 6.00 Open University. 7.15 See 5.00 4-Tel On View 6.35 Pro 5.00 GMTV, 9.25 Supermarket Cottage Road Cinema Ghosts of the Cmi Dead, 900 BBC Breakfast News: 9.00 Hear Breakfast News: 7.30 Alvin Sweep; 9.55 Calendar News: Stars; 7.00 The Big Breakfast: Breakfast News Extra, 9.20 Style And The Chipmunks; 7.55 Blue Weather, 10.00 The Time... The 9.00 Here's One I Made Earlier: Challenge; 9.45 Kilroy-, 10.30 Peter: 8.20 Noddy: 8.30 Lassie; Place: 10.30 This Morning: 12.20 9.30 Schools; 12.00 Wild West Can't Cook, Won't Cook; 11.00 9.00 The IT Collection; 9.25 The Calendar News: 12.30 ITN Country; 12.30 Backdate: 1.00 clubs News: Regional News- Weather, Ari, 9.45 Writing And Pictures; Lunchtime News: Weather, Sesame Street; 1.55 Joe 11.05 Conference Live: 1.00 One 10.00 Paydays. 10.30 Storylime: 1255 Home And Away-, 1.25 McDoakes: 2.10 FILM The O'Clock News: Weather; 1.30 Guinea Pig (1948) LUU Harvey Milk Bar Decadence. partyidance 10.45 The Experimenter: 11.05 Cuisine; 1.55 Ernmerdalte 2.25 Slate of the Nerkm, inthe and Regional News And Weather, Space Ark: 11,15 Welsh History - Vanessa; 2.55 A Country 4.00 Fifteen To One Belpop night, plarng the usual Edward* 1,40 Neighbours; 2.00 Call My Famous People; 11.35 Practice: 3.20 ITN News 4.30 Countdown suspects Sleeper, Shy EdwarrAi Howse, us Garage and Bluff. 2.30 The Terrace, 3.00 Landmarks. Investigating Local Headlines; 3.25 Calendar News; 5.00 Ricki Lake Northern Uproar. Oasis.., house with Simon King Incognito: 3.30 Little Bear, 3.55 History; 11.55 Belief File: 3.30 The Riddlets; 3.40 5.45 Travelog Treks £2. and whit cheap drinks. Nato The Chipmunks. 4.20 Julia Jekyll Christianity In Britain; 12.15 Hallo Wizadora, 3.50 Old Bear Stories, 6.00 Eerie Indiana Pleasure Rooms Freedom, uplilting house and And Harriet Hyde: 4.35 Smart; Aus Berlin; 12.30 Working Lunch; 4.05 Scooby Doe. 4.15 Woolf, 6.30 Hollyoaks. It's the big day: The Mile Hie Chub, Four itoots. garage 5.00 Newsround; 5.10 Byker 1.00 Lifeschool; 125 Mad About 4.45 It's A Mystery: 5.10 Home Angela is at the church. but four types of music from funk and Grove Music; 1.45 Numbertime; 2.00 And Away; 5.40 News will Dawn make it on time? disco to house. Le Phone Brain 7-00 Channel 4 News Ticket, trance and dub night 5.35 Neighbours Noddy; 2.10 Conference Live. 5.55 Calendar Planet Earth 6.00 Six O'Clock News: 3.55 News: Regional News: 6.30 Tonight 8.00 Dash. Cosh meets up with A Kick up Thu Eighties - Re-live Warehouse Weather Weather; 4.00 Today's The Day; 7.00 Emmerdale. There are dog walkers who make those awkward teenage years in Kinky, Wagon and mete night . 6,30 Regional News 4.30 Ready. Steady. Cook celebrations tor Jan end easy money out of pet style. Kicking up a storm of the sitting and talks to a hill 80S. with a nudge of the 90's 8013 Club Max Magazines 5.00 The Oprah Winfrey Show Ned. Zoe faces the wrath with fryer, 1250 without Durbin Sums Club, cool eight of easy 7.00 Watchdog. 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I wasn't very happy when I hurried downstairs, like I did arrived - my friends lived out of every morning. There was a guy the way and I ended up spending froni Pareelforee there with three a lot or time alone in my room at packages and I signed for them. 1 halls. getting very stoned. You remember thinking thin get into a vicious circle I loved something was strange - there University life but I wase-i was a new porter on that day, good student. I had three retake,s with a hearing aid. Anyway, I got at the cud of the first year. into the Lift to co up to my flat Ina rot your brain? Do the In January. I.got friendly a ith and get some scales and as I funds an official laboratory where a couple of people who were pressed the button, a man in dealers can send their Es for dealing vast amounts • shifting uniform held the dour' open. He testing. In Britain. the tune ounce bars of weed every told me I was under arrest ed with conflicting advice government's over-zealous week. They could knock out 50- approach to Ecstasy could lead to 100 pills in a weekend. They hen they came from all more deaths. Mainstream were making £200. £300 a week directions, customs men ply can't remember producers have fled to Europe, profit, It got to a point where they Tcarrying guns but disguised leaving much local E production in had problems getting hold of as students, one as a cleaner and the hands of unscrupulous such a big supply and I just the new porter. There were linary code to the Registrar 'cause - get a load of this, alright - mavericks ready to turn out tablets happened to know a guy from twelve of them. It was so movie- niversity authorities and they unless you are endangering padded out with anything handy - home - a big time dealer, The like you'd never believe it was but not categorically - call in yourself or others, they ain't gonna caffeine. cleaning powder, even rat deals always went through me real. They took me to my room. I lice," hand you over." poison, regardless of whether the My cut was that I never paid for was trying to think of a story. I neither Leeds University nor Perhaps university authorities resulting tablets are potential my own stash. was in a cold sweat_ They took press officers could should take every drug user to the killers. Rule Britannia - The "We would meet up at me to the police station and Aver any recent cases that police. But after all they do need European capital for bad Es. motorway service stations, have a questioned me for nine hours. I ad referred to the police. some people to graduate. coffee and then go to the ear to told them everything, but they 3izarre! In a fortnight's do the deal. The biggest score I knew it all already - the guy in ,nly time. you may well got from him was half a kilo - Africa, the first three parcels. me could find yourself on Drug Information about 20 ounces. You're so everything. n this oU may soo the top floor of - He!Ones stoned that you don't think about "The ease came up in tistency. Henry Price trying the consequences, We had a very November. I took the stand the me that to score an eighth ourself on the LMU Welfare Office: big circle of distributors. But the day after Leah Btt1-4 went into a old from "a mate of problem was that people got coma. My solicitor had warned ly Alan's". He has 0113 2430171 reliant on me to deliver. I was me I'd probably go to prison. but timid, op floor of Henr dreads, he has LUU Welfare Office: sorting about 400 people out_ in the hack of my mind I thought me like heads, he has a 0113 2314221 "My course was quite lax - I'd I might be out by January. I could of Vega... smelly shirt. rice trying to National Drugs Helpline: get my essays in when I had to. go hack and finish my course, I is illegal What's more, the Freephone 0800 77 66 00 but there were weeks when I only was charged with importing and I fight?" paranoia of went to one lecture. The went guilty. I was sentenced to says score from 'a entering a dank. University had no idea what I twelve months in prison." $t "it's dark stairwell of a was up to. In the Easter holidays. "Conditions in prison are hard but it block built over a } mate of Alan's' I got talking to a guy whose for everyone. But if you come 'hundred burial pit full of brother lived in Africa. He said from a nice home and you think tit illegal. victims of a he could get his brother to send that you can make something of you can't just walk •nto a cholera epidemic is never quite ii. stuff over - it only costs £10 for a your life, that loss of liberty is relieved by a successful score. theatre. roll a joint, and kilo out there. Even if you sold it even more horrendous." In time, you may find that drugs ffin' away. Any member of on in hulk. you're talking abota have become just another part of ia t catches you in possession three and a half grand profit. He Ben was sent to a young your-daily routine. With the rapid ed to hand you over to the wanted to use the hall of offenders institution. He was es. It breaks down like increase in the use of these residence as a mailing address released after serving six gornmittee chaired by the controlled and potentially harmful and I agreed. To be honest, I months. 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OTAL Football is hack for a third consecutive year ready to challenge your T managerial skills as the biggest and most innovative student fantasy league competition. It's free to enter and easy to play. So easy, in fact, that more than 1,750 people entered last year's competition. This year, Leeds Student has introduced a continental flavour in line with current thinking so that all teams will adopt a 5-3-2 formation and play the European way with wing hacks and a super sweeper. THE MM OF • Your team must not exceed THE CAME E40 million. so choose your players carefully. We're giving you a fund of No more than two or your £40 million to buy the team of players can he from the same your choice from the list of real Premiership team. players provided on page 20. - Your team must comprise one goalkeeper, two wing hacks. THE PRIZES three centre bucks, duce ITS COMING HOME: News of Total Footballs return to the pages of Leeds Student finally reaches Wembley The manager whose team has midfielders, and two strikers accumulated the must points - You must also nominate one HOW PLAYERS SCORE orst one teams on equal points then the Total Football at the end of the season will central defender to he your The Super Sweeper scores manager whose defensive Leeds Student receive a prite of £500... to he Super Sweeper. His points Players will be allocated double. players have the highest score Leeds University Union, awarded in a brown paper hag will always count double. points on a week-by-week Since points will only be will be the winner. It there is PO Box 157, at a secret location. - For a team to be accepted, we basis. Points will he awarded awarded for Premiership still a tie the result will be Leeds I—S1 1UH. There will also he generous must receive a proper as follows matches from October 12 - determined by a penalty rather than from the beginning shoot-out between the Alternatively. you can drop Manager of the Term prizes_ application form. Defenders score four of the season - the manager's These are awarded to the - Choose a name for your team points if they score a goal. managers. So get practising. them in to either of our skill is even more vital than manager whose team has of no more than 24 letters. Any Midfielder's score three offices, the Porters' Office at gained the most points during name deemed offensive or points if they score. ever. HOW TO APPLY L111.1. the Information Point at City Site and Beckett Park. that term. unacceptable will be deleted Forwards scare two points Once you have chosen your Applications must be received The prizes include a and the manager's name only for each goal. CHANIPIONS team.fill in he application by 12pm on October 25. Valentine's night for two in will be used. Goalkeepers and The champions will he the form at the bottom of the Leeds City Hilton hotel, free - Ensure that your name. defenders get three points for team with the most points at page. Goalkeepers should he Please note that only one gig tickets to the university address and telephone number every clean sheet they keep the end of the season. In the number one, defenders application will he accepted per person. concerts of your choice. And are printed clearly on the (i.e. conceded no goals in a event of a tie the Sweeper's numbers two to rise. for the soberly-challenged we application form. and that each garnet. They also lose one points will not count as nodlielders six to eight and have £70 of Oddhins vouchers of your players' names and point for every goal they double. It' there is still a tie strikers nine and ten. WHAT THEN? to give away. code numbers are legible. concede during a game except the manager whose attacking However, please place your Whether your team gets off to - Any team that does not the first one. players (that is the rnidfielders captain on the last line marked a Wednesday-esque flyer or HOW IT'S SCORED adhere to the criteria will be Midfieldeirs also lose one and centre forwards) have the 'swp'. begins to sink like Rovers. Each week from October 12 rejected. point for every goal their team highest score will be the Entries can he posted to: rernembei. o's a marathon the players listed on page 20 concedes in a came except the winner. If there are still two not a sprint will he awarded points based on their actual performances in the FA Carling Premiership. The scores will reflect the APPLICATION FORM goals they score. the clean sheets which their teams keep. STUDENT and the number of goals their teams both concede and scores. SURNAME: FORENAME: Players' scores should be e „1, ADDRESS:_ published every week from ir October 25 onwards. And a POST CODE TEL NO: _ I league table showing the top 5t) teams and their managers will he published regularly. TEAM NAME. TEAM SELECTION ID. CODE PLAYER'S SURNAME TEAM VALUE With your fictions £40 miltion,you must buy a team Lugar of 11 players from the list 2) provided on page 20. Will Frank 'meat' with your approval as 'Super Sweeper'?

TE-RAS ANDS_ONDITILM I. Only applicalinm made using toed Student application forms VP lit be accepted.. 4) 2. Applicutiorut must be received by no Friday 2.5th October. I 3. Only player published in our official Tfl,TAI. FtnithALL league list will be accepted as entries lido the competition. Incorrect entries will be null and mid. 51 4. !'lames offered for selection are chosen In a panel of football experts to represent current perfunnalicri of players In Illte FA Carling Premiership. b) S. Appheues selections must he l I teksV.111 players from the published list and should not mead fictitious player values hpareci en each player up to the value of (AO mIllion for the whole team b. The team must kave one goalkeeper, two wing harks, three centre backs. three mid firklers and two strikers. Yost I cannot pick more than two players from any one Premiership side. [71 1 7. Leeds Student, independent panel of experts will provide updated records on each plus er's performances baled on I 181 the preceeding one or two weeks. I 11. Applications which arc incomplete or illegible will not be accepted. We are not responsible fur any applications I whkh are last or delayed. 91 9. After the last official FA Uarling Premiership twitch the collective performance of each individual player from the I beginning of the promotion will he published. It The lira E.5110 prize will go in the manager whose team has the mad points at the end of the season_ 11e a ill 10) Investigate complittnb, bin our dedulon is final and we will nol enter Imo correspoialence recanting the competition. I U. Only one application will be accepted per person. If more than one b Ferris Pit, all will be null and sold. swp 12 Prormaintud and c%platuitur, copy relating to the competition form part of the terms and conditlims. I L 13. No purchase necessary. 14. All entrants are deemed to accept the terms and conditions when entering the competition. Total value of team <= £40 million I 15. The Ler& Sardine editor's decision in final. .1 22 LEEDS STUDENT Friday October a 1996 COACH URTS

ONDA1"S reports of greed wellrez, Mthe Arsenal v 3 Damon Rill will leave Sunderland game slated the Williams. time champion team performance of PallI in F4/111)109 One for. ahem. 'Janson. lie's not a Arrows. 1Vearside lad making his Sinr), Stags fans and debut for Peter's Reid and Roger Rlacks the correct one %% ►itt. Army, or the latest is 3 And until this time neat product of the ffighbury vear.when Ildt's mettle will y midi policy.. lie was. the he truly tested. we can't call referee. into question his driving I'd hate to be a referee. ability or reasons for but I'd hale myself even undertaking such at career more if I had sent off Paul mos e I hope he wins the title Stewart for two innocuous this weekend and shows all handballs, just as Mr the armchair fates what he can !Janson did. It reduced the do nest season game to a farce, as the visitors' resultant 841-11 up hardly encouraged IIERE the heckety- attacking football Wheck is Des Lynam? I The continuing practice goon he was In Atlanta for or referee% applying the the Galin!ti, hltt he's done at letter of the law is becoming runner. Match of the Day is less cuntroversial, rather his baby, the show isn't the increasingly annoying and same with that android detrimental lo the nature of version of Gary Limiter the game. MI sports need trying his best to fill in. I taus to regulate play just as want you hack in my lire all spurts need someone to Des Lynam. apply the law, in the right Friele Des, when you're spirit. on its like you're actually Mr Danson obviously sitting in my front room, doesn't like football very with an enormous snifter of much. and he's not alone. whisky and your slippers There are a few men in on. Then you can just chat black in the same boat. away with Al and Tees, was Perhaps he was dropped lyrical, chuck in a joke or from his school team or two, tell us how it is and never finished one Panini send us on our way safe in sticker book. Whatever it is, the knowledge that football refs and FIFA seem unable is still safe with you in to recognise and punish charge. genuine foul play. Instead they concentrate On pettiness and petulance. All MAIN'S bookies face a the talk is or two officials BLi/massive payout after and TV replays and Frankic Dettori's quite vibrating armbands. We don't need them. Common magnificent seven-timer at sense we do. Ascot. En the words of tine tormented turf accountant, facing a multi-nullion pound r-ANE OF the following loss, they "turned the lights klstatements is true: out and went home". I. Erie Cantona is leaving Man Lltd for Mansfield Gentlemen, you have my Town. sympathies. For about two 2. Michael Johnson is to seconds. he sponsored by, and therefore nun in. Hunter's big In% Extra-time? DAVID LLOYD FACTFILE Is Tim Henman just a one-season wonder? Or should Tony Gubba be 17 years on the international circuit (1964 - 81) the new front man at the Beeb? Tell us your views on these or any other sporting subjects. Top 30 ranked doubles specialist

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HENMAN AS ACE IN 100 (1'1°4+4444 No.17: Minnows' big fish By Paul Wilson IN THE WAKE of York City's triumph over Everton last week, t was whisked back to Old Trafford where lightning struck for the First time a year ago. Well. I tend to revisit mentally about two THE BRITISH PACK or three times a week as it is. But ANO'l'IIER victory over Premiership opposition simply made the memory that teens', bit sweeter. TO be honest II was frankly Davis Cup captain David Lloyd argues that ridiculous. The expectations were nt a tragedy at the Theatre of Dreams. but York confounded everyone by actually playing well. tennis must make the most of Tim's triumphs Stoekport. Rotherham. Brentford- I've seen the Minster Men lose at all these • HEY renamed it "Timbledon 96" as a tribute to legendary arenas but at Fortress Britain's first quarter-finalist at the All England Club Ferguson they were bloody marvellous. Paul Banes got since Roger Taylor in 1973. Ilenman's magnificent T two and Tony Banos, I wager. achievement, allied to success in the US Open and his silver probably hasn't scored before medal at the Atlanta Olympics, has at long last given termis Or since. including backyard fans up and down the country something to shout about. kickabouis with his daughter. David Lloyd however. is not This game served to prove one to get too carried away BY ALEX GUBBAY lie old adage that let-abaft is Having spent much of his playing indeed a funny old game. After the euphoria of camel. in the shadow of his more players is definitely the way Coca Cola 3rd round triumph. Alan famous brother John. he is now a forward. - Little's men plummeted down multimillionaire businessman "I ant sure Greg will get Disision 1\vit ami ended up running his own nationwide himself back into the top 30, and has int! lo Vet .t point or .1 !oats chain of tennis centres, In his there are a few others with capacity as British Davis Cup potential. such as Luke Milligan captain. he is perhaps in the best and Danny SaRsford. But two ur Hilt Just It•l ;tic t.:11c:Alc positt‘in of all to assess Denman three is not enough. Hopefully, if once Man 1.100 t Noik awl the curlew health of the game Tim can continue to be successful. • its i Ii cot 0,40.1ot brcallutp• to till, 0.1lIntrY. he will act as a good role-model 11,•tot:. I L.'t tired of ,a■ih;t1 "Oh% iously Tim did and encourage kids to pick up a •‘ceptiotailly well at Wimbledon racket and play themselves.- this year, He undoubtedly has the Is Henman's success likely to potential to he the very hest, and have a knock-on effect in the certainly to Make the top 20 in the women's game? "In-my opinion. the ladies game is in a terrible Rush in He has a good all-round state. 1 do think though thin this is game, lovely hands and terrific Indicative.. of a more general front buck page mental concentration. The one problem because nutny girls are what grade the game is. thine he perhaps has to work on is just not playing spurt. and as such Transport to the game is easy. developing his physique, to keep we are missing out on a great deal with buses 1)5 and 96 running puce with the day-in. day-out of potential" from Headingley to the ne,ours of gic modern game." Lloyd is certainly a passionate ground. as well as. buses from -But in more general terms. man with firm beliefs on the way the centre of town. the standard of British tennis is forward. When in mid-August. he If football is not time sport still not that good, Remember we discovered he was no longer in to entice you out of the Old only have Tim and Greg Rusedslo line for the top job of Chief Bar, then head for Headingley in the top 100." Executive of the Lawn Tennis • the home of rugby and A quick glance at the world Association, he was reported to cricket in Leeds. For the rankings reveals that virtually have threatened to quit as SHOCK HORROR!: Mr Tim Henman. a British tennis player who actually gets past the first round moment at least, there will be every other European country can Dav is Cup captain. rugby all year round at commercial perspective lot depends on whether you get "ANT/ (ruin Tim', better this tally. all Headingley, as both codes will Perhaps that's a 'yes- then. lucky with home draws. maenificent run, I actuall% Is it therefore honesty. - he using the ground. Super Thankfully, Lloyd ha, "On our day, we shouldn't he thought this year's Wimbledon unreasonable to 'It is the tradition, knowing League does not start again scared of anybody - we have to wits rather uneventful. OW expect our the LTA. I remained to oversee Britain's until March, and Leeds will he progress In the Davis Cop. His airn to be the best, I am on a "Of course, Tennis is all about players to he up wasn't hoping that they can improve first year at the helm has brought three-year contract and my different surfaces, But in my there with the not the grass, that expecting on their poor performance last resounding victories away to ultimate objective is to win the opinion. they should look into likes of to get the season, Having remained Ghana and just two weeks ago wilt de competition.- changing the courts at Germany, Spain job. But to pegged to the bottom half of over Egypt in the last matches ti But even if Lloyd's charges %Whit:dots. It is the tradition. or the United makes Wimbledon not even the table and being among the he played on Wimbledon's were to win, would the British not the grass, that makes those States? make the lowest scorers in the league, it public pay to watch them in two weeks the best tournament al• -No I don't ,hortlist, Number One C'ourt. would not he an exaggeration the best tournament' action? Much has been made in of the year. Some sort of Ibelieve so". And to he to say that things can only get • Gham w as a very good recent years of the (act that tennis synthetic carpet would just slow says Lloyd. n (Irma 4 better, The ground is easy to xperience. where has degenerated into a rather the ball down enough to give ".After all. Holland has a of the decision by the secretary, nl get to from the cenue of young Luke Milligan boring game of huge serving and entertaining players like Michael population of only 13 million, and some head-hunter. was quite Headingley. Student dim:omits few rallies. All manner of Chang a better chance of they still manage to produce top frankly an insult. I can't think of played really well. The crowd will he offered from nett were certainly hostile to begin changes have twit suggested as a success." quality players." An apt example. many people with better season. with prices starting at tonic to the relentless 'wham-hate David Lloyd knows that this when you recall the manner in credentials than myself." with, but I told the players that if of ace will probably neva happen. but which Richard Krajicek stormed Sri was it this tendency to they could !Rd off to at good start. thank you ma'am' nature Next to the rugby ground is upon ace. this kind of initiative is a past men like Stich and Sampras speak his mind that influenced the they %mild calm down, By the the home of Yorkshire County "The modern eame has measure of the man's ambition to the Wimbledon title this year. decision not [4.1 appoint him? third day. when we were %%inning Cricket club. They had one of changed a lot. a kb the Men and vision. It seems the LTA is So w hat can be dune to "Bureaucratic nonsense means easily-, some of those watching their best seasons in recent tr hitting the ball so hard", agrees (Chit:tant to lolly utilise his improve our prospect.! the LTA will newt be nut as well were actually cheering tor us.• years. faring well in all Having achieved promotion to Lloyd "On fast courts, like the considerable assets fur fear that "Well. I think we have to look as it should be-. reveals Lloyd. competitor's Euro/Africa Group Division One. grassai Vsam ledon. this can lead his strong character may *era' closely at the coaching They are seared that someone ► As king as they can - keenly awnitin the to disappointing Malt:hes. 1)4m t revolutionise the establishment_ system, and ensure we will come in and give Bluish Lloyd is now improve their consitacacy next hire Pe"Ple tougher competition. 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HENMANIA IT'S BACK! AL DAVID LLOYD REVEALS ALL iLtviE ABOUT BRITAIN'S RISING STAR, YOURour !TOTAL icy FOOTBALL THE LTA AND THE GRASS AT FANTASIES WIMBLEDON page 22- 23 page 20-21 Rush in to Leeds BOASTING a under Graham and deluge of star fans are still signings such as waiting for Ian Ian Rush and Rush to score his Lee Sharpe, first goal . Leeds United That's not to promised great say that it's not things at the worth making the start of the trip down to season. Elland Road. The But early ground has promise failed to undergone a turn into points facelift since the and Howard dark days of the Wilkinson soon 19705 when both found himself out the players and the on his ear, with a fans had a nice EI.5 million reputation for settlement. racism and George Graham extreme violence. returned from exile It was a host to take over the hot ground for Eum 96 seat, but it hasn't and improved its been the easiest of facilities to satisfy returns to football the authorities. management for Ticket prices range the former Arsenal from £14 to over £20 depending on boss. They are yet PYLON THE AGONY: LMUSU rugby players attempt to finish their training session before the sun goes down plc Anne Noddle to win a game continuedoverleaf -1=11 ADVERTISEMENT The BEST in Improvisational COMEDY PAUL with the stars of "Whose Line is it Anyway?" MERTON Cgmedloreigavers The- NEIL fights out BY ZOE FELLER partners. Leeds Rugby was angry about the lack of "The community partners MULLARKEY Union FC. notice given by the using the pitches will benefit The club has lost its university. Knowing that the the students. They are ANGRY sports club Kirkstall ground to pitches will be back in use in providing floodlights and officials returned to supermarket developers. a couple of weeks was of no new posts and the hockey LEE Leeds this week only Leeds council would not comfort to him: teams are benefiting too. "We've got our first Leeds RUFC are paying for to find the Beckett grunt them planning SIMPSON permission for a new ground. national league fixture on them to train on the astroturf Park floodlit so they will play their first October 16. We're the only at the new South Leeds sports training facilities out team fixtures at Headingley. student team which is centre, It will be training at Beckett national and we're of use for the next Park along with the LMUSU generating positive publicity Priority ANDY fortnight. rugby union club, who also for the university. but we "The football pitches at Essential repair work previously played and trained don't seem to get any help in Adel have also been at Kirkstall, and many other return. SMART including replacing improved. Students are the LMUSU sports clubs, "Last year the lights university's main priority at stolen light bulbs to the weren't in great condition. Facilities all times and they will benefit fifty-foot pylons has to Anyone could see that they from the new arrangements." would need replacing. I can't JIM be carried out at the LMUSU's rugby league But it is not just the club has had to arrange to use understand why they had to pitches which have been LMU site and was not the Leeds super league wait until the beginning of affected. Both basketball and 4,1 SWEENEY due to begin until last team's rugby league training the season to start the volleyball teams have been repairs." Tuesday (October 1). facilities. They train at the forced to reorganise their sante time as both the rugby Margaret Talbot. LMU's training schedules. The disarray has been union and the football clubs. Head of Sport, conceded that Community partners have and compounded by the new so there simply was not there have been problems been given their training Box Office: facility sharing scheme and that this will he a .11.••• 8.0pro Haws. 1.410_ 0113 245 9351/244 0971 enough room for everyone to sessions which has meant the RICHARD organised in conjunction train. difficult year, but also rearrangement of fixtures and Tuesday 29 October 1996 7.30pm with LMU's community Coach Lec Hutchinson pointed out that the long has left the volleyball team term situation had improved, searching for a coach. Tickets: £13.50. £12.50, £10.50. £9.50. E8,50. £7,50, £6.50 VRANCH