CKUL levy administration still uncertain By Krista Sneddon tive independence and FM administrative control in nature of the university. body is required to cast News Editor license application ofthe the hands of CKUL, the "In the past, CKUL votes votes to validate the out CKUL Radio Society. An society's Board of have been traditionally come. Fifty-percent plus he University unsuccessful vote would Governors will allocate political in nature," says one will constitute a suc of result in a continued funds appropriately. Dawson. "This vote really cessful vote. Lethbridge's vagueness with regard to Dawson notes, however, is a non-issue, merely fol "We are hoping to have campus radio which student body would that this move is not aimed lowing up on steps already the details of control station, control CKUL funds and at excluding students from taken by the Students' cleared up by the end of TCKUL, was faced with its hold the FM license. the administrative process. Union and CKUL." the semester so we can original levy vote three CKUL has received great The Board of Governors is The CKUL vote will be apply for our FM license," years ago. The student vote encouragement from the comprised of representa held in conjunction with says Dawson. resulted in a three dollar Students' Union in their tives from the Students' the Students' Union elec levy per student per semes fight for independence. Union, CKUL and the stu tions March Pth and 18th. ter. Unfortunately, policy The radio society is dent body at large, fully Ten percent of the student outlining which organiza involved in a rental agree encompassing the ideas tion would control the ment and was secured a and concerns of U of L administration of funds loan from the Students' students. remained vague. Student Union for the purchase of Student elections are apathy aside, times are new station equipment. notorious for their apa changing. "The vote is mostly a for thetic voter turn-outs, stu The Students' Union and mality," says Dana dents repulsed by petty CKUL are organizing a Dawson, Station Manager power struggles or disin vote to solidify whether of CKUL. "Council terested in student poli the CKUL Radio Society requires a decisive student tics. The student govern or the Students' Union will vote to tie up loose ends- ment and members of CKUL control campus radio put all the cards into one CKUL hope the student administration. It is neces pot." body take the initiative to sary for this vote to go If students vote to place have a say in the political through for the administra SU election coverage: pages 7-9 page 2 - The Meliorist, thursday march 11, 1999
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Dog Eat Dog World M.S.S HR/OB Night W646 Join thc Helen Schuler The Department of Philosophy Coulee Cenlre for this presents "Social Conventions, Morality, and the Structure of entertaining and informa Professional Obligation'' hy Chris tive Sunday Nature Walk MacDonald, PhD. 2pm In E519. 2pm. U of L Writing Services U of L Writing Services (J of L Writing Services U of L Writing Services 1-5pm 10am-12pm & 2-4pm 9am-12pm & 3-6pm 10am-12pm
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^ During March, the Lethbridge Public Library's Friday ^^ Night Film series will present three Academy Award winning Volunteer Opportunities films. The series begins Friday, March 12th with "The Graduate," SAMARITANS: This is a and go through a screening Opened in 1967 as a centenni goes on with "The Prime of Miss Jean Brody" on March 19th, and ends with "Chariots of Fire" on March 26th. Showtime is 7:30 group of well-trained, commit interview. The next training al project, the Nikka Yuko p.m. in the Theatre Gallery. Admission is free. ^ ted volunteers dedicated to cri session begins March 16. For Japanese Garden is an inter \ sis intervention and the pre more information, contact pretation of a traditional Nancy Thorburn at 320-5425. your place! Whatever your vention of suicide in southern Nancy Graham at 320-9334. Japanese garden. Intended to CHINOOK HEALTH forte - piano, guitar, violin, Alberta. Samaritans come VICTIM SERVICES UNIT foster understanding of REGION (Picture Butte clarinet, voice - you can help from all walks of life, back OF THE LETHBRIDGE Japanese culture, this incredi Health Care Centre): The provide some entertainment grounds and ages. They are POLICE SERVICE: The ble display of nature's beauty Picture Butte Health Care and spread some good vibes. compassionate, caring and Victim Services Unit provides will delight all who visit. This Centre will promote, maintain As well, your mileage can be understanding individuals who 24 hour immediate, practical organization is in need of and improve the health of resi paid for. Ifyou are at least 14 are there to listen. Samaritans, Office Assistants for the com support, telephone follow-up dents of the Chinook Health years of age (unless accompa the 24 hours HELP LINE, as well as court education and ing season. Volunteers would Region by ensuring an afford nied by an adult) and want to needs Help Line volunteers accompaniment to people who be responsible for answering able, accessible, accountable share your music, please con with good listening skills for have been victims of crime. the telephone, filing, typing and integrated health system. tact Monica Boyer at 732- those in crisis (sexual assault, This organization is in need of file folder labels, entering The Centre is currently in need family violence, addictions 4611. Victim Services Advocates. data, compiling stats, faxing of Entertainers to provide and suicide). Minimum time Volunteers will be provided sending information via other musical enjoyment to patients. required is 24 hours per with 60 hours of extensive staff as well as possibly assist If you are a musician looking month, which includes one 8 training over 3 months. ing with general office cleanup for a fun gig. Picture Butte is hour overnight shift a month Volunteers would be involved and maintenance. If you work as well as one 4 hour shift per with providing short-term sup well with others, are looking r *\ week. Volunteers are only port to victims of crime or cri to enhance your office experi accepted at group trainings; sis. Please note, this is NOT a ence and are at least 15 years The World Citizen Centre and USC however, names can be placed counseling position. Prior to of age, please contact Denise Canada in cooperation with the on a waiting list. Prospective training, volunteers would Stephen at 328-3511. volunteers must be over 18 undergo an interview and a LETHBRIDGE SOCCER Lethbridge Herald present the security check. The ASSOCIATION: The goal of next training ses this organization is to promote, 14th International Film Festival Cltabs Corner sion begins in develop and govern the game "Celebrating the UN International The Psychology Society presents March. If you are at of soccer. Dependable individ Dr. Bryan Kolb least 22 years of uals who are knowledgeable in Year of Older Persons: Toward a "Reflections on My Route to the Brain" age please pick up soccer are needed as Society of All Ages" Dr. Kolb is a professor with the U of L an application form Governors. Volunteers would and a highly respected researcher in the field of Neuroscience. His research, in at the police station, be responsible to find coaches Shows will be nightly at 7:30 p-m- part, focuses on the plastic changes in the or call Marjorie and assistants for each season, cerebrum that may underlie recovery, and Little for more hand out schedules at games, from March 22 to 27, at the experience dependent changes in the information at 327- mediate between coaches and Southern Alberta Art Gallery* cortex. 2210. parents as well as act as a Thursday, March 11, 1999 at 5:00pm in NIKKAYUKO buffer between coaches and Admission is free of charge, but TH237. Everyone is welcome!!! JAPANESE GAR referees, if required. As well, donations will be greatfully DEN (LETH volunteers must attend one History Club BRIDGE & DIS meeting per month, have good accepted* Refer to the What's Up invites you to TRICT JAPAN communication skills and be at Meet the Faculty Calendar for shows' dates* ESE GARDEN least 18 years of age. For more March 15, 4pm, level 1 Turcotte Hall SOCIETY): information, please contact v J The Meliorist, The Meliorist, thursday march 11,1999 - page 3 Art path becomes road not taken
By Piotr Filipek Photo Editor
losing the path of stairs which ran from the ninth-level bus-stop along the south side ofthe university was a risk-management situation. That's the official C word. Students and staff alike used this path to access the eighth and seventh-levels. In addition to being a time-saving bee-line, the path provided an efficient route for trans porting works of art which, for a variety of reasons, were difficult to maneuver up the main staircase. "The reason why the path was removed now and not before is there have been more incidents surrounding the path—people falling and getting hurt, so we had to rectify the existing liability to the university and remove the path," commented Brian Sullivan, associate director of the physical plant. Until now, the path provided an access route to the Art and English departments on eighth-level, as well as to the seventh-level music department. "Art students at the University of Lethbridge, unfortunately, do not have proper access to the department. The entire area was improperly designed in the first place. It was based more on aesthetics instead of practicality. We are one of the only art depart ments without proper loading and unloading facilities," commented Carl Granzow. associate dean of Fine Arts. A possible solution to the problem is the creation of a proper loading dock with the arrival of the new library. "They have to think of something for when the new library is built. Trying to get in here will be even more difficult," said Granzow. At present, there are no plans to replace the path; however, arrangements are being made to use the freight elevator from fourth-level to transport large pieces of art and materials. For more information, please contact Carl Granzow in the Art department.
1999 Semester to the Faculty/School office. First day for submission of Credit/Non- MAY 1999 22 Last day of classes for Summer Session I. Credit course designations for Summer Changes to SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 23 Summer Session I final Session III to the Office of the Registrar. examination for Monday- 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Wednesday classes. AUGUST 999 9 IO I I 12 13 14 15 24 Summer Session I final SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT the Summer 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 examinations for Tuesday- I 2 3 4 5 6 7 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 Thursday classes. 14 30 31 8 9 10 II 12 13 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 1999 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 JULY 1999 First day of the 1999-2000 academic year. 29 SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 30 31 10 First day of classes for Summer Session I. I 2 3 12 Last day to register and add/drop for Academic Summer Session I, for all students. 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Last day for submission of CredityNon- 13 Registration for Audit Students for I I 12 13 14 15 16 17 Credit course designations for Summer Summer Session I. 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 Session III to the Office of the Registrar 13-14 Submission of CredityNon-Credit course 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Deadline for Application for Graduation for Schedule designations for Summer Session I to the Fall Convocation. Office of the Registrar. Deadline for Application for Admission for 24 Statutory Holiday - University offices Statutory Holiday - University offices the B.E.S.S. Program for the Fall 1999 closed. closed. Semester. Dates 28-29 Spring Convocation. First day of classes for Summer Session II and ll/lll. Last day for submission of Studio Course Last day to register and add/drop for applications to the Division of Music for At the December GFC meeting (#378), Summer Session II and ll/lll, for all students. the Fall 1999 Semester (See Part Nine - Final Examination days JUNE I999 Registration for Audit Students for Division of Music section for details). Summer Session II and ll/lll. Civic Holiday - University offices closed. SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT Last day for withdrawal from Summer were added to the end I 2 3 4 5 8-9 Submission of Credit/Non-Credit course designations for Summer Session II and Session ll/lll courses. 6 7 8 9 10 II 12 ll/lll to the Office of the Registrar. Last day for withdrawal from individual of each Summer 13 14 15 16 17 19 18 18 Last day for registration for newly admitted courses, or complete withdrawal, for Session. 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Professional Semester I Faculty of Summer Session III. 27 28 29 30 Education students, new Management, Fine Last day of classes for Summer Session III Arts and Health Sciences students for the and ll/lll. Fall 1999 Semester. 19 Summer Session III final This change affects the end Deadline for application and submission of Last day for registration for maintaining examinations. documentation to the M.Ed, program for dates of each Session, as well as admission status for continuing and re Summer Session ll/lll final the Fall 1999 Semester. admitted students for the Fall 1999 examinations for Tuesday- the start date of Summer Deadline for Application for Admission for Semester. Thursday classes. the Fall 1999 Semester for new students I 9 Last day for withdrawal from individual 10 Deadline for receipt of outstanding Session III. The affected dates and for those seeking re-admission after an courses, or complete withdrawal, for documents in support of Application for appear in bold. absence of one or more semesters. Summer Session II. Graduation for students completing Deadline for Application for Admission to 23 Last day of classes for Summer Session II. program requirements in Summer Session the Faculty of Education, Faculty of 26 Summer Session II final who wish to have this recorded on their Management. School of Fine Arts and examinations. transcript. School of Health Sciences for the Fall 1999 For more information, please contact the 28 23 Summer Session ll/lll final Semester. First day of classes for Summer Registrar's Office or consult the 1999/2000 Last day for withdrawal from individual Session III. examinations for Monday- University of Lethbridge Calendar, available courses, or complete withdrawal, for 29 Last day to register and add/drop for Wednesday classes. on-line at: http://home.uleth.ca/reg/calendarl Summer Session I. Summer Session III for all students. Deadline for submission of Grade Appeal 30 Registration for Audit Students for Summer Forms for courses completed in the Spring Session III. page 4 - The Meliorist, thursday march 11, 1999 news Standing room only as Carole's hosts International Women's Day celebration
port tor women and By Bonnie Himsl celebrated by honouring women at a to protest low wages and poor working Special to The Meliorist women's only open stage night at conditions. Thc police ended the stnke the Campus Women's Carole's Bistro. with violent force. Centre. onday night marked thc 22nd Event organizer Eva Cassetti, from Fifty years later, the strike was com As I sat and watched anniversary ofthe United thc Campus Women's Centre, said thc memorated by female factory workers people-men and MNations declaration of purpose ofthe celebration was to bring who again demanded just treatment and women-talking with International Women's Day. University about awareness for International payment. Again, the police ended the each other, respecting of Lethbridge women, men and others Women's Day. strike using force. On February 28th, each other. I marveled from outside the U of L community "It's not celebrated as much here as it 1909. the first U.S. National Women's at how fortunate I am is anywhere else. Day was eclcbrated-on a Sunday, so a to belong to thc world Wc wanted to give day's worth of work would nol be lost. today, and I was sad women a stage, a The years of struggle, oppression, dened to think of what chance to do what poor wages and working conditions hardships women in they do best and not finally came to the forefront when, on the past had to struggle be intimidated," said March 25th, I9ll, more than 149 against. I am not naive Cassetti. women lost their lives in a factor)' lire. enough to think that Well, Eva, kudos Still, women struggled to be recognized ihe oppression experi to you and the and heard. enced by women a Collective lor a job The year I9I7 saw Russian women centurj ago no longer well done. Twenty- given the vote; 1922 saw International exists in the world, nor one talented female Women's Day declared a holiday by am I conceited enough artists, musicians, Lenin: and 1977 saw March 8th rati lied to think we've solved actors, comediennes as International Womens Day by the all the world's prob and poets did what United Nations. Finally, women had a lems in a day. But each they did best to a global voice. March 8th. I am standing-room-only It was this global voice that I heard at reminded of how far crowd. People lined Carole's Monday night. A celebration we've come, and I can thc walls and sat on of womanhood and all that women look at my own daugh thc floor to offer have achieved, humbly observed on a ter and be comforted, their support for small stage in a small bistro in knowing that as long women every where. Lethbridge. Performers spoke of the as wc remember and And what a long support they felt from thc audience and keep thc spirit of past way we've come. I, as an audience member, a woman, generations alive, there The musical talents of Nora Feruole On March 8th, and a member of thc Campus Women's is a voice for women and Karen Engalls. 1857, female factory Centre, felt pride and elation to see the in thc future. workers in New sheer number of people who came out York went on strike to sec thc performances and offer sup r women's group organizes Photo by Jennifer Williams Comedienne Allison Smith: all smiles. march to take on the world By Sabine Friesinger organizers intend to force governments, Quebec march. "But the level of Link decision-makers and individuals despair that women have to face is still around thc world to change and very high." MONTREAL (CUP) - Make way for improve women's status and quality of Women are still among thc poorest the mother-ship march against thc life. and most disadvantaged groups in the poverty and violence that affects so More than KX) countries have already world. "There are too many women many women around the world. signed up for the march. ntudont nowspapvt ot Th» University of Lathbrkjfle living on the edge of society where Women from every continent arc In thc context of globalization, thc their basic needs cannot be met," already preparing for thc World March Quebec women's federation-the Conradi said. An automous body, separate from the U of L Student's Union of Women in 2(XX), which is being largest in the province-saw a need to Adds Francoise David, "That is why SU -166, 4401 University Drive West, Uthbridge, AB T1K 3M4 spearheaded by a Quebec-based make thc connection between the local we have to start marching right now." meliorism • n. (L melior, better) women's rights group. and thc global in order for the women's Thc march will also address the issue The belief that the world natu According to thc president of thc movement to be successful. of violence against women. rally tends to get better, and Federation des Femmes du Quebec, Actions will be co-ordinated on a "Regardless of our ethnic back that this tendency can be fur Francoise David, thc march aims to local level in various regions of the ground, violence and poverty is what thered by human effort. assert women's strength, solidarity and world, and will then be incorporated brings us women together," Conradi power to change the world for the bet into a larger world action, the World said. The Meliorist is the student newspaper of the University of ter. March of Women in 2000. Lethbridge, published most Thursdays throughout the academic year While in some countries single moms "Together we will organize it, togeth March organizers realize women carry thc burden of raising children, in by The Meliorist Publishing Society, an autonomous incorporated er we will carry it through," David body. around the world have a long road to others rape is used as a war tactic and said. Please address ail correspondence to The Meliorist, 4401 University travel before they can reach their goals in others still women are deprived of Drive, Lethbridge, Alberta, T1K 3M4, or drop it off at room SU-1$6. The project was born out of the suc of equality, sDcial justice and peace. basic human rights. These are just Deadline for submissions is Sunday at noon. The phone number is cess ofthe women's "Bread and Roses" "If we look around us wc can see that some ofthe reasons world action is (403) 329-2333 or 329-2334. March Against Poverty in 1995. it's clearly not the 1930s," said Alexa needed, Conradi said. The Meliorist appreciates and encourages the writing of thoughtful, With thc World March of Women, Conradi, assistant co-ordinator of the concise, timely letters. However, The Meliorist will only consider for publication those letters which are signed by the author (special arrangements may be made for those wishing anonymity, but absolutely no pseudonyms), contain the authors legible name, address, telephone number and student identification number (address, LO. and phone number not for publication). Letters may be edited for brevity, clarity and legality. ntributo>wawgooooooaaot, vw w, r The Meliorist reserves the right to edit submissions and will not print ' * >WWft^^ libelous material fthe Editor-in-Chief Tyler Ball Business Manager James Harder Copy Editor Jared Keen News Editor Krista Sneddon Sports Editor Rob Johnson Photo Editor Piotr Filipek Frenchie, for delivering Entertainment Editor Rob Scheldt Production Manager Mick Pariseau our zip disk last week!!! Typesetter Elaine Costeira Distribution Manager Cheris Samuels Production Assistant Gregg Kocourek Ad Manager Jeremy Paulson
Contributors; Rob Brown, Kyle Vm de Graaf, Bonnie Himsl, Andrew Legg, Jennifer Williams
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Pronghorns bow out to Dinos in three
By Rob Johnson pushed the Dinos to thc brink of said Horns veteran Steve Wurster and Steve O'Rourke, chance to score, and thc goalie Sports Editor extinction, dropping the series in O'Rourke, who ended up with with his third of the series, added gets a piece of it to make a great the full three games. two goals on thc evening. one apiece, for good measure. save. It was that kind of night." or a team picked by many The Horns got off to a rough "We showed a lot of character Thc outstanding effort by the Despite the setback, Horns so called "experts" at the playoff start February 26th in coming back," said Horns bench Horns gave thc squad all the con coach Doug Irwin was still proud start of the season to finish Calgary. The Horns were barely boss Doug Irwin. fidence they needed heading into of his team's effort. F Sunday, February 28th's third well out ofthe playoffs, the finished singing the national Clay Awe, James Wurster, "Everyone played well, they University of Lethbridge anthem when they looked up at Derek Robinson and Ray Guzc and deciding game. gave it everything they had." Pronghorns men's hockey squad thc scoreboard and realized they added single tallies for the Horns, The Horns came out in the The Horns will lose captain quietly put together a solid sea were down 3-0. As a matter of who certainly had momentum on final game flying, looking to put Tyler Graham, steady defence- son culminating in a playoff fact, thc Dinos built up a 7-1 lead their side after staging such an the Dinos away early. Dan man Clay Awe and speedy for berth. A .500 record in the regu midway through the third before incredible comeback. Heilman, with his second ofthe ward Lee Morey to graduation, lar season gave thc Horns a third the Horns decided that they had Saturday, February 27th saw the series, got the Horns off to a fast but should all the remaining play place finish in the competitive enough singing Karaoke and Horns take it to thc Dinos right start just seconds into the contest. ers return next season, thc Horns west division of thc Canada West decided to play hockey. The from the start, as Mike Myhra, Steve O'Rourke, with his team will definitely be team to watch conference, and that meant an Horns exploded for five power Dan Heilman and Dino Caputo leading fourth of the series, for in thc Canada West. appearance in the playoffs play goals in the last ten minutes helped stake the Horns to a 3-1 staked the Horns to a 2-0 lead So, for all the so called against the University of Calgary of play, taking what was a blow first period advantage. five-and-a-half minutes into the "experts" who predicted thc Dinos in Calgary. Thc Horns had out and turning it into (borrowing The two teams played a score first. Horns to finish last this season, not made a playoff appearance in the immortal words of Ed less second stanza before the But as quickly as the Dinos maybe you might want to start two years so, for a number of thc Whalen) a ring-a-ding-dong- Horns once again kicked their gaveth, they tooketh away, as thinking about making amends so called "experts," the best of dandy. offence into high gear, scoring they scored six unanswered goals next season! three semi-final series between The Horns' gritty determination three more times in the third, to take the third and deciding the Horns and Dinos was seen as fell one bounce short as they while skating away with a 6-2 game of the series 6-2. nothing more than a quick two dropped a 7-6 decision to the win to even the series at one "We outplayed them but they and out appearance for the hometown Dinos. apiece. got the lucky bounces to win," Horns. However, 'quick' certain "We had some chances, but we Scott Grieco added some insur said O'Rourke. "Even late in the ly wasn't the word used to just couldn't get that lucky ance for the Horns five minutes game, we were still playing hard, describe this series, as the Horns bounce to send it into overtime," into the third, while James and Tyler Graham gets a great Canada West all star teams announced First Team Position Class Hometown r | ^ he Canada West announced their first and second Jeff Calvert, Sask Goaltender Senior Moose Jaw, Sk all star teams. The University of Saskatchewan Jeff Helperl, Sask Defence Senior St. Walburg, Sk JL Huskies dominated the selections placing six Shane Zulyniak, Cal Defence Senior Sherwood Park, Ab Russ Hewson, Ab Forward Junior Provost, Ab players on both squads. The remaining six spots were Eric Schneider, Cal Forward Fresh Drayton Valley, Ab dominated by Alberta based teams. Alberta earned three Mike Thompson, Ab Forward Senior St. Albert, Ab berths, Calgary two and the University of Lethbridge captured one with goaltender Scott Tollestrup named to the second team. This marks the second season in a row Second Team Lethbridge has had a goaltender named to the Canada Scott Tollestrup, Leth Goaltender Junior Lethbridge, Ab Dion Zukiwsky, Ab Defence Junior Red Deer, Ab West second team. The selections were for both all star Jason Becker, Sask Defence Senior Saskatoon, Sk teams were made by the conferences eight coaches. The Trevor Ethier, Sask Forward Junior Saskatoon, Sk Canada West first and second teams were as follows: Jason Issel, Sask Forward Soph. Neudorf, Sk Trevor Winkler, Sask Forward Soph. Saskatoon, Sk CANADA WEST BASKETBALL MEN'S DIVISION SCORING (Top 15) G FG 3FG FT P Avg Eric Hinrichsen, VI 20 176 0 69 421 21.1 Danny Balderson, LE 20 102 27 113 398 19.9 Spencer Holt, LE 20 105 19 108 375 18.8 Slanleigh Mitchell. BC 19 76 27 104 337 17.7 Nick Maglisceau, AL 20 135 0 82 352 17.6 Brad Gallup. CA 20 67 31 45 272 13.6 Jared Heidinger. LE 20 109 0 49 267 13.4 Jon Fast. BC 20 54 28 70 262 13.1 Sherlan John. BC 20 95 0 54 244 12.2 Ryan Leier. SA 20 59 59 243 12.2
TOTAL FIELD-GOAL PERCENTAGE (Top 10) A M Pet Jared Heidinger, LE 176 109 61.9 Eric Hinrichsen, VI 298 176 59.1 Nick Maglisceau, AL 230 135 58.7 Colin Martin, VI 123 72 58.5 Ryan Dunkley, AL 122 66 54.1 Chris Harris, CA 102 55 53.9 Sherlan John, BC 180 95 52.8 Dominic Zimmerman, BC 104 52 50.0 Ryan Hall, LE 123 60 48.8 Wes Jiekling, CA 108 51 47.2
FIELD-GOAL PERCENTAGE (Top 10) A M Pet Jared Heidinger, LE 176 109 61.9 Colin Martin, VI 118 71 60.2 Eric Hinrichsen, VI 297 176 59.3 Nick Maglisceau, AL 230 135 58.7 Chris Harris, CA 101 55 54.5 Ryan Dunkley, AL 122 66 54.1 Ryan Hall, LE 102 55 53.9 Sherlan John, BC 178 95 53.4 Steplien Parker, AL 126 66 52.4 Jon Fast, BC 105 54 51.4
3FIELD-GOAL PERCENTAGE (Top 10) A M Pet Kevin Keeler, BC 70 32 45.7 Robbie Green, VI 101 46 45.5 Chris Horwowl, AL 51 22 43.1 Spencer Holt, LE 48 19 39.6 Ry;ui Leier, SA 56 22 39.3 Brad Gallup, CA 80 31 38.8 Stephen MacDonald, vi 71 26 36.6 LIVE ON LOCATION Slanleigh Mitchell, BC 74 27 36.5 Jon Past, BC 83 28 33.7 6TH STREET DOVNTOVN. LBTHBRIDOB 33.3 Vance Verhoeven, SA 66 22 sports page 6 - The Meliorist, thursday march 11, 1999
Ice Hockey Standings (as of Mar 5/99)
I ntram u rals jeam Wins Losses Ties Points Volleyball Standings (as of Mar 6/99) Johnny Roastbeef Rides 12 Team Matches Matches Matches Games (James The Winnipeg Jets 10 Won Lost Tied Won Lost Chiefs 10 Charleston Chiefs 10 Derry Products 5 0 15 3 Peter North Stars 6 Thc Nasty Freaks 4 0 13 5 Mitt Nibhlers 6 Thc Pylons 4 0 14 3 Up In Smoke 6 Smashing Bumpkins 4 0 13 7 The Swinging Utters 2 Bass Fishing In America 4 0 13 4 With Our Nuts 3 Nelvin's Team 4 0 13 4 Farmhands 2 YOP 4 0 12 6 Individual/Nine Inch Mail Plow Jockey 4 0 12 7 Newell No. 4 Roughnecks 49 + 20 3 0 11 6 3 Guys & 3 Girls & Vbal 3 0 10 9 Sammy Sucks 3 0 10 7 Indoor Soccer Standings (as of Mar 3/99) Rabid Poodles 3 0 9 10 Wart Hogs 2 0 10 9 Team Wins Losses Ties Points Sleepers 2 0 9 10 Geography Club 2 0 8 II Staff Infection 18 Who's Your Daddy'? 0 7 9 Furotrash 15 0 Envi Sci Disaster 6 10 Thc Barbarians 12 0 Pilsner Pigs 6 13 I-levators 12 0 14 Tsu Nami 5 Extra RcJinx 12 Individual Team#l 0 5 12 10 0 Ball Hogs Individual Team #2 4 12 9 0 Karate In A Can Dirk's Diggler 4 12 7 0 Dirty Dozen Team Bush 2 15 Delirious 7 0 15 Ty Me On 2 Multiple O's 7 Wild Monkey 6 Smack Down 6 Individual Team 3 Wasted Seamen 3 Basketball Standings (as of Mar 6,1999) Colo-Colo 0 The Former Individuals 0 Team Wins Losses Ties Percentage
Flying Butt Monkeys 6 0 0 1.000 Floor Hockey Standings (as of Feb. 11/99) Legends 6 0 0 1.000 Old Fat Guys 6 0 0 1.000 Team Wins Losses Ties Points Drunk 24-7 5 1 0 0.830 Master Bakers 4 2 0 0.670 The 22nd Team 4 0 0 8 100% Fat Free II 4 2 0 0.670 The Iron Cows 4 0 0 8 The Corporation 4 2 0 0.670 Hobie Hasselhoffs 4 0 0 8 The Consolation Finalists 3 3 0 0.500 Expansion Nine Inch Mails 3 0 1 7 Leviathan 3 3 0 0.500 Broadstreet Bullies 3 1 0 6 Young Bucks 2 4 0 0.330 The Pylons 3 1 0 6 6 Feet Under 1 4 1 0.250 Blue Typoon 3 1 0 6 Food Stamp Hose 1 5 0 0.170 Stickey Wickets 3 1 0 6 Tatonka 1 5 0 0.170 El Camino's 3 1 0 6 Individual Team #2 1 5 0 0.170 Grand Mai 3 1 0 6 Individual Team #1 0 5 1 0.080 The Crown Royals 3 1 0 6 Y-US 0 6 0 0.000 Winning Impaired 2 1 1 5 Suck It Up 2 1 1 5 Individual Team 2 2 0 4 UFA Grease 2 2 0 4 Frozen Fish 2 2 0 4 The Molson Canadiens 2 2 0 4 Civie's 2 2 0 4 Meat 2 2 0 4 Dirty Dozen 2 2 0 4 The Big Stick 1 2 1 3 The Eulers 1 3 0 2 Thc Cellar Dwellers 1 3 0 2 The Flying Scones 1 3 0 2 T(Kin Crew 1 3 0 2 Tlie Peter Northstars 1 3 0 2 ® The Proud Canadians 1 3 0 2 Choda Warriors 1 3 0 2 The "Little" Partners 0 4 0 0 Billiards & Sporte Bar Thc Cherry Pickers 0 4 0 0 J-Dots 0 4 0 0 Plow Jockeys 0 4 0 0
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1999 Students' Union Election
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The 1998-99 Students' Union Executive Robert (Bob) Zagorsky My name is Bonnie Androkovich, and I Hi, my name is Andrew Chan. I am cur The opportunity to serve as President would like to introduce myself and my made significant progress this past year. rently a management student who has would allow me to continue the work of 1999 election issues. I was bom and They worked together to put the U of L participated in many events giving me a our current Students' Council and to rep raised in Lethbridge. I want to combine broad knowledge of planning student on the map as a viable educational insti resent the concerns of all students in the this local perspective with knowledge activities. As President I promise to be tution and made effective changes aimed 1999-2000 term. gained during my four years as a Political towards improvement for our future. I am There are many issues facing Students' Science major to ensure that students accountable to you thc students. I have committed to carrying this momentum of Council next year. 1 pledge to: have a positive university experience. represented your views and interests by success into the new millennium. I am - give CKUL full support in their drive Several concrete steps can be taken to sitting on the U of L General Faculties committed to fostering a feeling of unity towards independence make this happen such as extending Council & the Student Fee Review com - provide incentive to clubs and students library hours during final exam periods among executive members that will allow mittee. I have proven myself as an able so that they may become more involved and creating an alternative source for leader by coordinating the first successful us to work effectively towards providing - streamline student-run services in order used textbooks. I have a "student-centric" Shinerama, a national Cystic Fibrosis you with a quality education as well as to provide maximum benefits for all stu view which includes concepts such as opportunities for experience which will dents. teaching seminars for professors, and a fundraiser, for the U of L in four years. assist you in securing good jobs upon Being approachable and accessible to revised course evaluation process which You can trust me to lead Students' Union graduation. On March 17th and 18th, you, the students, is vital in ensuring that wold hold professors accountable to their to best serve you. vote JEFF PRATT for President!!! the student government remains account students. So, let me be your voice-vote able to the electorate. BONNIE for President!
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My name is Rebecca Schaufclc and I Name: Fred Trinh Fellow students, my name is Jarad Caroline Knox am running for Students' Union Council Academic Year: 3 1/8 of 4 years Stcphan. I am running for Arts and I am currently in my third year of as an Arts & Science Representative. I Major: Recreation and Leisure Science Faculty Representative. Thc Neuroscience, and I am running for Arts am pursuing a degree in Education with a Why I am running: - want to contribute University of Lethbridge is a great uni and Science Representative. As your rep, major in Mathematics. I have had experi to the betterment of student life and expe versity. I feci this university provides its I will do my best to act on behalf of thc ence working in Canada and in Third rience. students witii a positive learning atmos Arts and Science Faculty to provide you World Countries with a variety of differ - to help out with the Canadian Academic phere and thc best opportunity to reach with a voice in next year's Students' ent social, economic, and cultural groups. Round Table (CART) Conference in our educational goals. As a Faculty Union. I am very interested in student These experiences have given me a June. Representative, I will strive to maintain politics, and I am looking forward to greater global awareness which will be an Qualifications:- served on S.U. for the this atmostpherc by accurately portraying being given an opportunity to serve my asset to this council as we are approach last 3 years. the needs, concerns, and attitudes of the fellow students. Please encourage all of ing a new millennium of increased inter - good working knowledge of the U of L. student body to the students' union. I will your friends to get involved and vote in nationalism, and as there are such diverse - hard working. be approachable, available, and helpful to this year's student election! Thank-you! groups of students attending the - loves the Oilers and soccer. the students whom I hope to represent. University of Lethbridge. I look forward - short and cuddly. Vote JARAD STEPHAN for Arts and to representing my fellow students this - have a great girlfriend. Science Faculty Representative. Thank upcoming year. you. 1/JP Internal
Hi, my name is Kurt Schlachter. I am a Jon Koch third year Neuroscience major and am This rather bad looking gentleman from running for one of the Arts & Science Brooks has served for two years on Representative positions. Serving as the Students' Council. As Faculty of president of a campus club has shown me Education Rep and Constitutional I ask you to stop for a second and allow I am Mike Simpson and I am running for that accessibility is important, so I Director in '97-'98, and Vice President me (Brett Parker) to paint you a picture. VP Internal. I am a third year Political promise to be very approachable. I was Academic this year, Jon has been instru A picture of a Students' Union that is Science student and have been here for recently elected as an Arts & Science rep mental in the formation of the Residence actually accessible and accountable to the all 3 years. This year I was the Director resentative for the remainder of the year, Rep position and bringing CART. As STUDENTS, a Students' Union which to the current VP Internal, Lyndon and also sit on the Board of Directors well, Jon has worked closely with CKUL uses it's funds to benefit STUDENTS! A Simmons. This past year has helped me with two local non-profit organizations. I in the past in their drive for indepen- university that can meet the diverse needs considerably for I have gained the experi am a very neutral person, and feci that I dance. Presently serving on General of everyone and once which i.s account ence needed to assure that I will do a represent the average student. Please sup Faculties Council, Senate, Presidential able to the people who really should mat responsible job. I helped write the port me by voting YES on March 17 & Search Committee and the Alberta ter. After all this university does not Constitution, Bylaws and Policies that 18. Council of Admission and Transfer as belong to the Students' Union, the Board were passed on February 25.1 feel confi Alberta Undergraduate Student rep, Jon of Governors, or the creepy corporate dent that I can serve the students well wishes to fill one ofthe positions. world, it belongs to you the STUDENTS. because I have the experience, knowl FIGHT APATHY! VOTE BRETT edge and responsability that this position PARKER for VP INTERNAL. THE TOP HAT calls for. EXOTIC DANCERS CLUB VP Administration New Upcoming Events! Wet T-Shirt - Marel 17 Amateur Night-March 31 & Every Tuesday is Super Can Tuesday! Hi, my name is Lincoln Sycamore. I am Lyndon Simmons Mm AND I an international student from New It should not go unnoticed that the Zealand running for VP Administration. I Students' Union elections are now upon Keep vour ears open for... intend to make myself open and accessi us. What many of you might not realise is ble to all student concerns, ideas and how important this yearly event really is The Penthouse Review! needs and to continue working towards and the effect that it has upon every stu dent who pays Students' Union fees. Last Coming Soon! more scholarships for students. In this year's Council was a smashing success. capacity I will ensure the smooth running Countless projects were completed, Don't Forget to Check Out Our of student facilities. Please note that I am (including the new constitution) and here for students and am very open and many more are still in progress. I chal New Renovations and approachable. I will ensure that you lenge EVERY student on campus to take responsibility for their future and VOTE Snack Shack know who your VP Administration is. on March 17th and 18th. I look forward Vote YES on March 17th and 18th. to serving you again in the new year. elections The Meliorist, thursday march 11,1999 - page 9
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- & » M » a a •' *4* si 8 « 8 a «;-*- / ?£•!?•»•**•.•.£ *«**«**>>. U Louise Jerke Nigel Ranger Patrick Rcilly Lauren MacKenzie I have been involved with 0. R. S. for Hi Fellow Rezzers! the past 3 years as an S. A., and R. A. for I would like to start by saying: Vote For 1/3R U-Hall Aperture Park and U-Hall, and I am cur Mc! Mgmt. FI&p. rently the V P. for University Hall. My Ok now that that's out of the way, I can involvement with Council allows me to tell you why you should vote for me. bring to 0. R. S. what no other candidate First off love rez and I want to make it can: EXPERIENCE. Having resided in the best place possible for ALL residents. U-Hall and Aperture Park I bring a I have lived in rez for 3 years and it has f *>*• ft-W unique understanding of thc concerns and been the best time of my life. I want to ft % issues facing the students and families in make rez a place that everyone will enjoy %. '''•'' ' W both facilities. as much as I have. As you may have m My 3 years with the O. R. S. show my noticed the position is no longer just ORS commitment to making rez a great place Prez but also thc SU Rez Rep. That's to live and I hope to continue to work right, we now have an official voice on council and I intend to use that to make JQlf with O. R. S. to build an energetic and • accountable council dedicated to serving rez even better. If you have any questions Mffim the needs of residents at the U. of L. for me you can come by to P312 or call me @ 381-2800. Sec you all at the polls. Darren Graham Trish Jackson As Vice President of University Hall, my main goal will be to enhance the sense of community that residence is notorious for. I believe that Not shown: Bill Chapman, Board of Governors Representative. developing close personal relationships helps students become more confident, and therefore vx::-K-::-:::-:*::*:-j more successful. I also believe that good com munication is essential for any council. I hope to improve communication next year, with the hope that a better council will make a better emem $ yc3o cotr~i residence. Through working both as a Section Assistant and as a Residence Assistant over the Elections; to Fatrici 18, 1 past two years, I have become dedicated to making residence a safe place to call home. Cwlf ifs Crctzg
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Blaek Lunged Sonofabitch, took to the stage Mareh 3rd and provided thc eager crowd with a 90 minute W speech that was part tonguc-in-chcek, and part down-to-earth seriousness. Davis was a philosophy major at the University of Toronto, and he was involved with thc Theatre School of Canada before moving onto producing radio plays and establishing thc William B. Davis Center of Acting. He played thc part of thc University of Lethbridge's Showcase Speaker well, with a speech containing three points of interest. Moving from narrow points to broad references, Davis was amazingly affable as he began thc 1999 Showcase Speech with a comparison between his character, CSM, and special agent Fox Mulder. "What do these two characters want?" was the question posed by Davis. "Panic arises from Fox Mulder getting what he wants, and he wants the truth. If CSM gets what he wants, then nothing shall happen." It was clear from this first example by Davis just where he was going in the first section of his discussion. Davis gave examples strengthening his "pro-CSM" argument. Davis explained that Mulder has not sacri ficed enough by simply doing what he wants as head ofthe X-Files. CSM has sacrificed both his wife and son. CSM is clearly a better character than special agent Fox Mulder. Heading number three was titled "Love." Once again, the winner is clear, for Mulder simply saves Scully, and that is his job. They're part ners. CSM saves Mr. Mulder and "in turn, risks his job with thc syndicate" stated Davis. "Who would you choose as a leader?" asked Davis. "Mulder is young and impetuous," and prone to "fly[ingl off the handle," and he is always "drawing his gun." Photo by Piotr Filpnk "CSM is calm, collected and thoughtful" added Davis. "He delegates work." This is the case for CSM over Fox Mulder. Without a doubt, it is tongue-in-cheek, and perhaps a bit over the top, but Davis makes a good point. "What is paranormal?" Davis later asked. "Loch Ness is not paranormal, even if believable," he answered. "Aliens are not out of the range of possible. But they're not paranormal" Davis added. "When you get into things like PSl Factor, then you're into the paranormal" said Davis. Davis then took his talk into more of a cerebral setting. He talked of Philip Klaas, who tracks down all sightings. It is through Klaas that Davis let his own thoughts on the subject come out: "aliens are not among us." Davis made the point that the X-Files questions if things exist, thus generating the question, "is there reality at all? Have we been living in the illusion of that what we see is simply there?" Through this, Davis came to the inevitable question: "Why is X-Files so popular?" It resonates with audience and viewers. Davis left this quickly and moved back to the scientific. "Human beings are an accident" he stated. "Humans are terrible animals, we're slow" said Davis. "Only our brains evolved." Davis then took to the past, and offered up a brief explanation about why Shakespeare was pop ular: "He was on the cusp of change; the illiterate were trying to become literate. As we become literate we become separate. We gain the ability to manipulate." 1* place $3000 "The truth is out there, but how do you get at it?" he asked. "The X-Files simply asks, what if? 2nd place $2000 It doesn't tell us anything. It tells us about ourselves-what we were, what we are, and where we 3rd place $1000 will be." With this, the talk of William B. Davis ended, and the audience questions came. A VHS video commercial Davis plans to do feature films, Canadian based projects, and direct theater and stage work up to 60 seconds about triGRock beer when the X-Files has its final run. The 1999 Showcase Speaker held-up the standard set by the likes of Suzuki, Goodall and Deadline for Entries is 5pm April 9, 1999 Bondar. William B. Davis brought a little bit of everything to his talk on March 3rd. Those who QUioljtL eonU&to uUel atui- c*U*y fov^A- available ttf> missed this boat missed a big boat. It's an opportunity of a lifetime missed. I1IWI1I I had a brief chance to talk with Mr. Davis after his talk, and it was great to see him so 5555 • 76 Ave SE Calgiry Albert* T2C 4L8 tel (403) 720 3239 1800 242 3107 fax (403) 236 7523 approachable when not in the spotlight. I asked for an autograph on a package of cigarettes. or download from www biijrockbeer com Fittingly, he signed under the warning that "Smoking Can Kill You." & Vm X*> March 11,1999 8pm University Theatre Division ol Thgali* and , I > CITY CENTJit Diamine Am (UN AfcsRz 4»? It 1HW.IDGE HERALD Photo by Piotr t I, -.1. Davis: conspicuously sans smoke. page 12 - The Meliorist, thursday march 11, 1999 March fl and *©• *&&& Current Constitution VOTC TO PAY YOUR CKUt t€VY Changes are posted TO THC CKIH RADIO SOCIETY! on the Bulletin Boards Support this ivtopoH&mt stfcep (fcowairals an around campus! lM(r> nnJepeniJent FM campes/cominniiLiiininity radio siatcnoin oirn your campms. • rl\ HELP WANTED Student Loan Info Seminar Hosted by Financial Aid Students' Union Elections Campaigning: March 8-15 Town Hall Speeches: March 15 Elections: March 17th & 18th For more information contact the Students' Union Office, Rm: SU180 or phone 329-2222. C^ti>tini g MAKES A DIFFERENCE w&tfr's H-afippEhfiK/^: m TH-E ZOC! Fri. March 12th Every Friday Wed. March 17th ®* '<00> March 5th - April 16th Sr. PATTYS PA7 IRISH FLING #32 begins at 12 noon FEATURING: Come dressed to get burned! THE CHILDREN OF LIR" ,,£^. **jj 4, * Hourly Prizes * Real Irish Beer * Bar service & Geoparty at 4pm. No cover charge * No Cover Charge entertainment The Meliorist, thursday march 11, 1999 - page 13 By Kyle Van de Graaf 8mm Blast from the Past Jawbreaker Office Space Nicholas Cage plays a private In a huge stretch from his role as In what might be considered a A funny film about modern day investigator who must delve deep Encino Man, Brendan Fraser "Very Bad Thing" for the target office politics and the inner into thc seedy world of modern plays a man named Adam who audience du jour, Rose working of the 9 to 5 cubicle XXX pornography in order to surfaces in modern Los Angeles McGowan, sordid queen of thc warriors. One might expert a lit ascertain the verity ofa snuff after spending all 35 years of his Reagan High supcrvixens, gags tle more from Beavis and film. Written by Seven scribe life in a bomb shelter, searching one of her best friends with an Buttiiead/King ofthe Hill creator Andrew Kevin Walker, 8mm to find his Eve. Unfortunately, he oversized jawbreaker during a Mike Judge, but the film is jocu lives up to its dark and disturbing finds Alicia Silverstonc who, in standard practice birthday kid lar nonetheless, especially when czt CI expectations. And, aside from the immortal words of South napping prank. She, of course, hardcore gansgta rap sets the some weak relationship issues Park's Eric Cartman, "couldn't chokes to death, a decrepit loser tone. Too much of the comedy tH^cztr~e and your typical "Cage against act her way out of a nut sack." takes her place, and a madcap however, is revealed in the trail thc machine" climax, director Great concept, good schtick, poor adventure ensues. Rebecca ers. The banc of the mcotcric rte*cir~ yc^vt Joel Schumacker proves that, execution. $1.25 Jayhcart i.s something to behold coming attraction I guess. $2.50 when he is not too busy ruining but, on the Heathers scale, this thc Batman franchise, he can film barely gets a Shannen shoot a quality movie. $2.50 Doherty. $1.25 music is a great way to start off What that something else is, I XTC needs more of; and it's their this is one of them. Highly rec thc album. don't know. The epic-like more accessible, more main ommended. Buy this album when "I'd Like That" takes a step "Grcenman" begins with interest stream songs that will introduce you sec it in the stores; it's the back from the pace set by ing lyrics and arrangements that listeners to their true songs. one with the peacock feather on Apple "Orchids" and provides an continue to build throughout the "Harvest Festival" is a great it. acoustic side to the band. "I'd song. "Your Dictionary" first attempt (that succeeds) in Venus Like That" sets listeners up for struck me a.s a cop-out song, but combining smells and something that occurs more than as I continued to listen again and sounds. The album ends again I began to recogni/.e thc with the anti-climactic Reviewed by Rob Brown once on this album: the band is very Beatlesque. "Easter Theatre" simple bridges and deep meaning "Last Balloon," but I sup reminded me so much of the in their lyrics. pose with a song title like TC's new release Apple Beatles, like an "Eleanor Rigby" "S-H-I-T-is that how you spell that, it pretty well has to be Venus is a relaxing, from Revolver, with an instru me in your dictionary?" This at thc end. soothing, 11-song expe X mental tone. "Knights in Shining simple song is followed by XTC has put together a rience. The album begins with Karma" presents a hymn-like another Beatles pastiche, "Fruit fantastic album in Apple the classical-like "River ol' quality much like very early Pink Nut." The following track "I Venus that introduces new Orchids," which is a song with Floyd material. Can't Own Her" is a wonderful fans to their music. If there an interesting blend of instru "Frivolous Tonight" is part ele Tony Banks-like tale of obses is any question regarding mental work and bouncing vator music, part something else. sion. This diverse song is what the best albums of 1999, music. This harmonious piece of Kula Shaker: Movie Mill Listings showtimes in effect Friday March 12 - Thursday March 18 By Rob Brown ula Shaker's sophomore album, Peasants, Pigs, and Astronauts continues a trend first set THE WATERBOY (PG) 88 min. 1:40; 4:25; 7:15; by the groups debut album, K, as the band continues its blending of classic rock with 9:50 Eastern sonic sounds. K coarse Langusg* Adam Sandler, Kathy Bates and Henry Winkler star in this PPA smacks of collaboration and commitment. The first song, "Great Hosanna" is a slow-building, hilarious comedy! technically sound, 6 minute and 10 second monolith, with Crispian Mills' voice somewhat reminis THE RUGRATS MOVIE (G) 79 min. 1:45; 4:30 cent of The Watchmen's lead vocalist. "Mystical Machine Gun" is a much quieter song than the An adventure for everyone who's ever worn diapers. Animated. opening track; it is much more methodical, with the lyrics being the weak link, and ultimately being A BUGS LIFE (G) 93 min. 1:35; 4:20; 7:10; 9:25 the downfall ofthe song. From the creators of "Toy Story". Sure to delight moviegoers of all ages! "SOS" features great guitar work and seems oul of place on this album. It belongs more on a MIGHTY JOE YOUNG (PG) 112 min. 1:15; 4:00; Garden Wall, or "Jesus Christ Superstar" album. The fourth song, "Radhe Radhe" has the previous 6:50 ly-mentioned Eastern music philosophic mentality. The song is an interesting attempt at the blend Disnay Nominated for an Oscar. Giant ape story is a must see adventure!!! ing of musical styles, but it just doesn't quite work. "I'm Still Here" is a standard song with basic- ENEMY OF THE STATE (14A) 128 min. 6:45; 9:20 lyrics and guitars. This i.s without a doubt the floater track of the album. The band rebounds strong coaraa Languaga and violent Scanaa Will Smith and Gene Hackman star in this with "Shower Your Love." It blends their rock sound and Eastern music much, much better than exciting thriller! "Radhe, Radhe." The track ha.s an excellent, catchy beat and is the best song on the album. The STAR TREK - INSURRECTION (PG) 102 min. 1:20; song shows Bob E/rin's (Pink Floyd, Kiss, Lou Reed) influence. 4:05; 6:55; 9:30 The 9th and perhaps BEST Star Trek movie to "108 Battles" has the band continuing strong, at least musically; however, the lyrics in this song date. lack in comparison to the last song's lyrics. "108 Battles" is an example ofa band that grinds THE FACULTY (14A) 101 min. 9:40 Co.rM Languaga and Gory through sparse material. "Sound of Drums" is a brief interlude of Doors-like material and good gui violence Science Fiction thriller. "Thrills, Chills & Non-Stop Entertainment." SIMPLY IRRESISTIBLE (PG) 94 min. 1:30; 4:15; tar work, as it favorably accentuates the centerpiece ofthe album: "Timeworm". 6:45; 9:45 Sarah Michelle Gellar & Sean Patnck Flanery star in this "Timeworm" has the band mixing Eastern and Western music well, and although I do not think it contemporary love story. is the best song of the album, il is the most adventurous track. I believe that "Shower Your Love" IN DREAMS (14A) 98 min. 1:25; 4:10; 7:00; 9:35 has the legs to be good single, while the album (and perhaps the band) shall be remembered for vioianca & Gruesome Scenes Annette Bening, Aidan Quinn & Robert Downey "Timeworm". Jr. star in this psychological thriller. "Last Farewell" allows Jay Darlington to show off some great organ work, with Crispian Mills playing off well and responding with his guilar playing. Paul Winlerhart's drumming sets the tone for ihe song. "Last Farewell" has the band playing with balance, and it works well. "Golden Avatar" is as close as the band gets to letting loose. It's a rollicking, sliding rocker. I simply have one character to say about 12th track, "Namami-Nanda-Nandana," and that is: ?. 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