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Winter 3-23-1984
Volume 19 - Issue 22 - Friday, March 23, 1984
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This Book is brought to you for free and open access by the Student Newspaper at Rose-Hulman Scholar. It has been accepted for inclusion in The Rose Thorn Archive by an authorized administrator of Rose-Hulman Scholar. For more information, please contact [email protected]. THIS WEEK: Sports Special Center THORN Readers' Survey and free dinner drawing .• • P• 7 Vol. 19, No. 22 Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology MARCH 23, 1984[ Goods stolen on Rose campus by Scott Haney A recent rash of thefts has money from a drawer has got to been plaguing Rose recently. be pretty familiar with Rose." according to Pete Gustafson, He said that it was pretty Associate Dean of Students. unlikely that anyone else would have that kind of nerve. More than 10 incidents were Gustafson also pointed out that reported since the beginning of the bicycle was probably not the winter quarter. -We have six taken by anyone on campus. cases of stolen money, three since such an item would be cases of stolen clothes, and a difficult to hide. French touring bicycle was taken from Speed Hall." said Gustafson said that most ot the Gustafson. The television in the thefts could have been prevemed Mees lobby was also taken if students would lock their doors sometime last quarter. when they are not in the room. Even if you only plan to be gone Gustafson said that the for a minute. remember that Geoff Lange photo identity of the culprit( s is not that is all the time it takes. known, but it is probably one or Gustafson also asked for student Chairman of the Board, Jack Ragle (left); board member William Maddock; SGA Presi- more Rose students. "Anyone support. If you see anything dent, Doug Byrer and Rose President Hulbert exchange words as they tour the campus. comfortable enough to just walk suspicious, you should call into a room . . . and Flu epidemic sweeps nation grab some security immediately.
by Bill Bradford and that there was a slight increase fevers, body aches, coughs and College Press Service in students seeking health care, Russian sometimes sneezing and sore banquet provides Looking over her list of but not a significant increase. throats, says Jeff Taylor of students waiting for care at "In previous years about 25 Texas' State Health Emory University Student students would report to the Department. food and entertainment Health Service on Valentine's health office each week. This About 175 students — twice the Day, Nurse Joyce Carlone noted year that figure is closer to normal number — have been by Mitch Day glaze: and Georgian that, for the umpteenth day in a thirty or thirty-two guys a Tea which week. visiting the University of Texas- A Russian banquet complete Dr. Priest row, seven of the ten students More cases of brought back from the mononucleosis Austin's health center. forcing with food and music is were complaining of flu have been reported than flu. That being USSR. doctors to treat students in sponsored March 24 by the Rose In addition symptoms. often means guys are out for two to the menu of triage screening rooms. reports Student Russian Language Club. "One week after winter break, or three weeks. A lot of that is authentic Russian dishes, Dr. Jack Crosby. The public is invited to the students were breaking down probably due to the demanding the musical entertainment will "There was some talk of sixth annual dinner which our doors," Carlone remembers. program here at begins feature performances by Rose, which altering class schedules" at 6:30 p.m. in the Union building. They have been besieging often causes poor students and faculty on several eating and because so many students were The dinner begins with a Rus- campus health centers over most sleeping habits," Russian instruments including a said Lucas. sick, he adds, but absentee levels sian Zakuski table, a variety of the country, too, especially in Lucas adds that although balalaika, a three-string guitar the are decreasing now "after four of Russian appetizers. Other the South and Southeast, as a flu flu has not been a big problem and a garmoshka which is an at pretty severe weeks." items on the menu include epidemic spreads without much Rose, Indiana University accordion-type instrument. in Texas A&M, Baylor, Southern Dokhlvobka, a tasty broth with control. Bloomington has had Because of the popularity of problems Methodist and Southwest Texas sauteed vegetables; Solyanka, Rose has not been particularly with it as have other schools the banquet among the college's State students are equally hard the main dish consisting of beef, staff and faculty. this year's hard hit by the flu; however, across the country. hit, Taylor says. sausage, cabbage and savory program is being opened to the there have been a few cases But Administrators are juggling closing schools, he says. spices; green salad; black bread general public. according to according to Rose physician Dr. "isn't an from appointment books and effective control of an a Bloomington bakery; Peter Priest, professor of Jett. epidemic. infirmary beds to accommodate It doesn't stop the Aleksandrtort, a pastry with Russian and comparative spread of "Rose-Hulman is more the rush of flu victims. At the the virus. But it is raspberry filling and lemon literature. isolated than most college University of Vermont, for necessary when there is no one campuses, and as a result we're example, appointments are not left to teach the class." certainly not in the epidemic to be had. At Southwest "There's not a heck of a lot category here," said Jett. There Missouri, at least one junior anybody can do to prevent it," Accreditation has been an increase in the gave up on the health center and counsels Karl Kappus of the board reviews Rose Center for Disease Control number of patients at the Rose went home to suffer. At other in by Joel Schneider better chance of meeting the Health Center, Atlanta. especially three campuses, teacher illnesses The Accreditation Board for new guidelines than the average or four weeks ago. It spreads too quickly — within but according have threatened to force Engineering and Technology engineering school. to Jett, "most of them just 24 hours — to know where it had cancellation of some classes. (ABET) Dr. Hulbert also had a few colds." starts," Taylor says. "It is establishing new could comments to add on the new Most of the suffering results have been introduced on the East guidelines for student/teacher ratios and also the ABEI' guidelines for dollars Incidentally, Jett has been from Russian Type A influenza, Coast. then someone there got on number of dollars per student spent on per student spent in computer with Rose for about twenty years although there is also Type B a plane to California and computer operations. operations. ABET states and is retiring after this year. circulating around. suddenly it was that spreading Dr. Hulbert Dean Lucas agreed with Jett Both are accompanied by high nationwide." reported at a $600 per year per student should meeting of the National be spent in the computer area. Research Council that the This amount is determined by student/teacher ration "dividing the total computer First team wins basic competition nationally for engineering in budget by the number of 1975-1976 students. Rose spends by Bob Patti wins. was 16.3 to 1. This ratio an The contest average The annual basic program- went smoothly had risen to 21.5 to 1 in 1982-1983. of $375 I per year per Rose No. 1 maintained the lead except for an hour of down Hulbert said restoring student in the computer area ming contest was held at time the ratio 1. most of the day. Notre Dame on the 11/70. The glitch strikes to the 1975-1976 level would and this is the fastest grow- Rose-Hulman last Saturday. The placed second with a spectacular again! require an additional 6.000 new ing part of our budget." In contest was composed of six showing, considering that their The final standings were 1st — faculty members in engineering comparison with other programming tasks. The team team of four was short two and Rose No. 1; 2nd — Notre Dame; (current positions nationally engineering schools that spend which completes the most they had never worked with a 3rd — Purdue No. 1; 4th — number 18,200). Now, ABET an estimated $250 per year per programs in the shortest time DEC computer before. Grinnel No. 1; 9th — Rose No. 2. is recommending a student/- student, Rose is closer to the teacher ratio of 12 to 1. guidelines. Dr. Hulbert stated that "Rose- Dr. Hulbert added that "Rose- Hulman's student/teacher ratio Hulman is approaching $600 ( per has come down from 19 to 1 in 1975- year per student for computer 1976 to 15 to 1 at present." While operations), with the addition this 15 to 1 ratio would not meet of 40+ terminals for the Janet ABET guidelines, "it is closer network and new terminals for than national averages to Olin Hall." There is also a "ten- meeting the guidelines." In year plan for computer facilities addition, "no one has vet been with a major capital drive for reviewed under these computers in the future after the guidelines,"so it is difficult to renovation of Moench Hall is say what would happen. completed." It is more likely However. even without the that Rose will achieve the ABET new guidelines Rose has guideline for dollars per year per continued to add "new staff student on computer operations members to broaden class than the student/teacher ratio. offerings and also allow time for Dr. Hulbert concluded that he research." Also, in a recent is proud that Rose received the evaluation, Rose received a maximum accreditation in its "terrific recommendation from last review by ABET. These high ABET. whose standards are marks were especially tought to meet, particularly in impressive because only about electrical engineering." It 35% of the programs evaluated Bruce Mueller photo appears that Rose would stand a get accredited. PAGE 2 ROSE THORN FRIDAY, MAR. 23, 1984
Community LaDie5 aND GeNumeN, EDITORIAL The Nexi FRONTRuNNeR With the rash of thefts occurring on this campus, it makes you bulletin oF The uNiTeD 5-17aTe-- wonder what is going on in people's heads. Really, the act of stealing does not seem a bad sort of thing; "1984: Civil Liberties and the you see something you want, you reach out and take it. Nobody National Security State" will be sees. You think nobody cares. You never hear about it. Brush the topic of a presentation given it off. by Mr. Frank Wilkinson. Mr. And so you steal a fork from ARA: big deal. You need a fork, Wilkinson is the executive and they have plenty — you have none. And you really paid them director emeritus of the National to buy the fork anyway, right? Committee Against Repressive Soon you need a television set, some money. So you take it: no Legislation. Mr. Wilkinson is an big deal — nobody sees you and you never hear about it. But outstanding civil libertarian and somebody did. Somebody was angry and lost what he had spent speaker. His presentation will part of his life working for, but you needed the stuff. Somebody begin at 7:30 p.m. at the United Ministries can affort another. Center. 321 N. 7th St.. Terre Your boss asks you to design some equipment. You do your Haute. best — but you have to get the price down. So you trim a little The program is open to the off the fat -- like off the protective shield, off the hand guard, * * off the noise muffler — nobody sees you and you never hear about it. Applications for craft booths You are in the grey of your life and you have had a good one. at the 1984 Indiana Renaissance Fair are now available at the You never really bothered anybody, been relatively happy. Ex- office of the Community Singers. cept for that time the man in your plant got killed by a machine sponsors of the fair. that chewed up his arm and pulled him into it. Strange how that According to could happen. So you cut a few corners; did your best to design Exhibits Chairman Jim Wishon. that machine. eligibility is open to all artists negligent attitudes are like drugs: a It is strange how some who exhibit and sell work of lead you straight down relatively harmless amount of either can original concept. design and the road to abuse. That is abuse of common sense. Think about execution. Categories include it. Da Ceramics/Clay, ffynitions Fiber/Fabric, Glass. Enamel. Graphics. Le_ather, Metal, Photography, by: .w. ting Sculpture, Wood, Mixed Media, Outer Events calendar and Painting. SWOPE ART GALLERY All sales will be handled by the individual craftsmen and no March 25 — Feature film classic: Shakespeare's 1 1 Sun., commission will be changed. The 1 1 Macbeth, starring Orson Welles deadline for application and $30 In recent times it seems has forgotten his aim. Sun., April 8 — Opening at 12 p.m. of exhibition: New Acquisi- entry fee is April 15, 1984. every newscast brings us marching demonstrator — tions; art films: 2 p.m., Two Centuries of Black American Art; This year's fair will be held on another story concerning protestrian. 2:30 p.m., Bearden plays Bearden Saturday and Sunday, June 16 protests, strikes, and organized demonstrator — ISU and 17, along Walnut Plaza in demonstrations. Not straying trained zeal. March 26 — "All New Artie Shaw Orchestra," sponsored by downtown Muncie. and them from the media's packer's strike — boxer WTHI AM 1480 — 8 p.m., Hulman Center. Tickets $8 General admission will be free. mainstream. this week's rebellion. Admission. Approximately 50,000 visitors column brings more words petition — a list of people from the March 26-21 — University Theatre presents "Offending the attended last year's event, and world of protest: who didn't have the nerve to campus protestor — ivy Audience," by Peter Handke. March 26-29 at 8 p.m. and March thanks to a recent grant from the say "no." beleaguer. 30 and 31 at 7 p.m. and 9:30 p.m., New Theater. state tourism division. policemen's strike demonstrators — groups of March 27 — "Imperials" Gospel Group — 7:30 p.m., Hulman attendance figures are expected copout. wrath. protest march — Center, theater wedge. Tickets $6 and $7. to reach a new high. beef on Applications for a craft booth dock strike — buoycott. the March 28 — John Cougar Mellencamp Concert — 7:30 p.m., hoof. at the 1984 Indiana Renaissance fanatic — one who street demonstration — din Hulman Center. Reserved seats $11.50. Fair are available by calling the redoubles his energy when he of inequity. April 4 — Scottish Music, Poetry Program — "Poetry on Community Singers' office at Many Moods of Robert Burns," sponsored by Pitch: The 317/289-2888 or by writing to 324 Art Gallery, College of Arts and Sciences, ISU: Sheldon Swope North Tillotson Avenue. Muncie, Indiana Arts Commission and the National Endow- Arts IIliana, Indiana 47304. ment for the Arts, 8 p.m., Swope Art Gallery, Free. A note to our readers ... For those of you who actually to hear your comments and read the staff box, you already suggestions: so send them to the know that I am the THORN's THORN at Box 130. Be Album review new Distribution Manager. For reasonable, though — those of you who do not. now you distribution manager is not know. I am chiefly responsible longhand for paperboy. "New Song" has pop appeal for where the paper goes after it Thank you. is delivered to Rose. I would like R. Scott Haney Howard Jones — Human's Lib song "Pearl in the Shell.'' forgot where she'd hidden One of the newest artists on Probably most of the percussion herself: and she spent the rest of the pop music scene is Howard and rhythm tracks are her time trying to find the Jones with a single in the Top 40. synthesized, but the parts." Anyone who has heard the performance is not weak The common theme to The THORN current single "New Song" has because of it. The music is also Human's Lib is that man is already sampled a small bit of completely written by Jones. conditioned into certain thoughts Published weekly at Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology, Howard Jones' music. The single and behavioral patierns by -- Box 130, 5500 Wabash Ave., Terre Haute, Ind. 47803. Phone 812 "New Song" is very keyboard- Howard Jones teams up with society. and that he needs to :: 877-1511 ext. 258. oriented. with a definite pop William Bryant to write the escape from his "mental ' Free to students and by subscription at $3.00 per quarter. appeal to it. The rest of Human's lyrics. Usually the lyrics are chains." The music helps to Lib is also full of keyboards and well-written ranging from create this theme by being Editor Alan Hippleheuser synthesizers. but also has enough thought-provoking to sarcastic somewhat fast-paced and News Editor Geoffrey Lange variety to appeal to many humor: "Everything around us unorthodox. Howard Jones' different types of listeners. is natural — don't fight it." songwriting is similar to that of Features Editor Walter Rosenberger Sometimes the lyrics can Thomas Dolby's except that it Sports Editor Tim Eubank As far as I can tell. Howard become a little abstract and is a little more basic in its style, Sr. Photographer Bob Mattingly Jones performs all of the unusual. such as in the mellow entertaining. vet it remains very Business Manager David Strelow •: instrumentation on this album cut. "Hide and Seek": "Then as Rating (0 to 5): 4 Joe Weist except for the saxophone in the part of the game. she completely — by Rob Gollon Subscription/Promotion Manager Distribution Manager Scott Haney Copy Editors Scott Haney, David Spiech Cinamascope Frank Stur 1 Rob Gollon Columnists Jim Grimshaw, John Rohlfing Mermaid makes film splash Mike Daniel, Joel Schneider Sportswriters Bill Lorenz, Erik Schneckloth Splash — starring Daryl a mermaid from another Candy (of SCTV tame) plays Hannah, Tom Hanks, John undersea world. and Alan does Freddie. Alan's eccentric R eporters Mike Daniel, Jeff Kavanaugh Candy not know it. brother. Leading a life of Mitch Day, Brian Evans, Scott Mottonen Rated PG Now showing at The story takes place in New craziness, fast cars. fast women. John Rumberg, Alan Seifert, Joel Schneider Townu South Plaza York City and blends the reality and possessing an insane sense Tom Vorjohan, Mike Walden, Bill Bradford Splash is a typical Walt Disney of a modem, bustling big city of humor. he serves as a friend filn) with a humorous. bizart'e. with the fantasy of legends and and almost second conscience Matt Maher, Bob Patti, Darwin Garrison present-day story done on a level mermaids. It is a wonder that a for his brother. Photographers Scott Mottonen, Derek Anderson that appeals to an adult movie that combines these two Daryl Hannah as the mermaid Bruce Mueller, Nick Jokay audience. radically different views on life is simply stunning. She was also Ad Layout Bob Peacock Actually. the film is a product could be made at all. But Splash good in her starring role in •: Typist Susan Niezgodski of Touchstone Films which is a comes off as an almost Reckless. In Spash she is Goldring new spin-off from Disney that believable story. It is farfetched excellent. possessing a natural Sports Consultant Bob will produce films on a more enough that there is no wav it beauty that often is only Faculty Adviser David Piker could happen. Yet somehow it attributed to a world of dreams mature level. Splash captures The THOFtN welcomes letters or comments from readers. In seems real, and, as the story and fantasies. the essence of most Disney films view of length constraints, we reserve the right to limit the with a story about a manager of unfolds, does not seem unusual The idea of the story was typical lengths of comments and use excerpts from letters. All sub- a produce company. Alan Bauer at all. It is this feature which Disney, the themes, conflicts, material must be signed. We will withhold names in played by Tom Hanks ). who makes Splash so entertaining and acting were realistic and mitted are also meets the girl of his dreams, and enjoyable. for it shows the entertaining to a mature special cases only. Articles, ideas and announcements played by Daryl Hannah, and impossible happening — the audience. and this made it an desired. All material should be submitted one week before falls hopelessly in love. In true dreams played out in real life. enjoyable film. publication. Disney fashion. this girl is really In a supporting role. John — Joel Schneider FRIDAY, MAR. 23, 1984 ROSE THORN PAGE 3 Faculty Spotlight NEWS BRIEFS Prof. Hite awarded honors Drama club elects officers by John Rumberg college's chemical engineering 1974 by the Borg-Warner "It's an honor to be selected. department and has been Corporation to honor Dr. Robert The Rose Drama Club The newly elected officers and I hope to do a good job," is instrumental in our success of M. Shattuck. Shattuck. a 1936 recently held elections for its would like to encourage both what Dr. Hite had to say attracting faculty who are Rose graduate. served Borg- new officers. Heading this old and new Drama Club concerning his recent award: the excellent teachers and Warner as executive vice- quickly growing organization members to participate in Robert M. Shattuck scholars." president and as a member of for the next year will be some capacity with the Spring Distinguished Professor of the board of directors. newly elected President R. Musical, "Damn Yankees." Engineering. Dr. Hite, who is chairman of Daniel Harrison, Vice- Performances of the musical According to President Rose's chemical engineering The award is actually one of President Stanley DeHoff, will be on April 27th and 28th Hulbert, "Professor Hite is department, has also received Rose's three chairmanships. A Secretary Richard Payonk, and May 4th and 5th. being recognized for his the Inland-Ryerson Foundation recipient of the award keeps it and Treasurer John Rohlfing. outstanding achievements as a Outstanding Teacher Award and until his retirement. Dr. Hooper, teacher, scholar, administrator, the Dean's Outstanding Teacher who is retiring at the end of this First annual math conference and consultant. He has been a Award at Rose. quarter, has been the only other leading force in the growth of the The award was established in person to receive this award. stresses microcomputer use by Bob Patti Side?: Emerging Software" Rose-Hulman will be by Professor Brian Winkle of approves hosting a pair of math Board increase in budget Rose. conferences in mid-April. The Indiana section of the The Rose Board of Managers among the 16-member Three members of the board On April 13, Rose will host Mathematical Association approved a $14.7 million Association of Independent were re-elected to new five-year of have the First Annual Rose- America will meet the budget for the 1984435 academic Engineering Colleges. terms. They included current Hulman Conference on following day, April 14. year. The figure represents a 10 Effective with the fall term. board chairman Jack Ragle, Undergraduate Mathematics. During the morning. papers percent increase over the annual tuition will be $6,000 president, Graham Grain Co.; The topic of the meeting will will be presented. Baron current budget. while room and board will be $2,- John N. Royse, president, be "Microcomputers in the Gemmer of Rose will give a 670. Costs for the current aca- Merchants National Bank; and President Hulbert said the Classroom." Talks will paper on "Optimization of a demic year are $5,400 for tuition Robert L. Royer, president, additional funds are needed to include "A Microcomputer Corporate Telephone and $2,460 for room and Louisville Gas and Electric C,o. enable the college to continue to board. Lab for Post-calculus Distribution" Hulbert noted that more than Regarding student recruit- and Professor attract quality faculty, purchase Classes" $5.3 million in financial aid was ment, Hulbert said the class by Professor Constant Goutziers of Rose computer equipment, and Maynard awarded to students who help rank of students Thompson of will present "Checking provide for additional admitted offset costs during the current for the fall term is the highest in Indiana University. Counterexamples of Fermat's improvements in facilities. academic year. Approximately the college's history. Thus far. 97 "Monitoring the Physical Last Theorem." In the New room and board and 90 percent of the college's 1,300 percent of those admitted are in World with Micros" by afternoon the 19th Small tuition rates were also adopted students receive some form of the top 20 percent of their Professor Bill Rouse of College Mathematics contest during the annual winter financial assistance. graduating class. The Scholastic Miami University (Ohio), and will be held. Rose has won the meeting of the board. He also reported to board Aptitude Test (SAT) verbal "Is It Greener on the Other last five contests. Despite the increases, the members that $18.2 million has scores of students who have been Rose fees are among the lowest been received or pledged as part admitted is also at an all-time Eastside development of the nation's independent of the "Blueprint for high. to be engineering colleges and are at Excellence" campaign. It was also noted that 41 discussed at Rose-Hulman the median level when compared According to Hulbert, alumni members of the current fresh- to other private higher education giving appears headed for a man class, or one of every eight A program March 21 development will appear was institutions in Indiana. Rose record amount and number of students admitted last fall, is sponsored by the Rose shown for the first time. ranks 14th in regard to costs gifts. a National Merit Scholar. Department of Civil The elaborate model. which Engineering provided measures five-feet bv nearly students and the public with eight-feet, was constructed an opportunity to learn more over a five-month period by about a $5 million residential Dr. Mark Berrio. associate center under construction on professor of civil engineering the city's east side. at Rose. J. C. Spence, president of According to Berrio. the the company developing the seminar was intended to give center. was the featured Rose students interested in speaker at the seminar. urban planning an opportunity As part of the presentation, to discuss land development a large scale model philosophy with a local illustrating how the finished developer. Pickett speaks at conference Dr. William Pickett, Clausewitz." professor of history at Rose, Others scheduled to speak will join a group of dignitaries at the conference include including former world former British Prime leaders, national news Minister Harold Wilson, D. correspondents and former David Eisenhower, son of the White House officials who late president; William will speak about former Casey. director, Central President Dwight Eisen- Intelligence Agency; and hower March 29-31 at Hof- Robert Merriam. deputy stra University, Hempsted, assistant to President Derek Anderson photo NY. Eisenhower. Guests and dignitaries were introduced during the Military Pickett, Ball. who has been conducting research for a Pickett has been a member biography about Eisenhower, of the Rose faculty since 1972. Piker directs will address the international His teaching assignments conference on the subject of include courses in 2Oth college relations "Eisenhower as a Student of century US history. David L. Piker has been develop and implement the Wabash Valley Press Club appointed director of college university's first broadcast (board of directors), Indiana relations and assistant director media services program. Piker Council for the Advancement of development and Kent Harris previously was employed in the and Support of Education has been named director of news department of WTHI-TV- (secretary 1, International publications at Rose. AM-FM as a reporter, TV Association of Business Piker, director of assignments editor and radio Communicators and Sigma communications services at news director from 1967 and Delta Chi National Journalistic Indiana State University since 1972. From mid-1972 to mid-1974 Society. 1978, will assume responsibility he served as assistant director of for media relations public information at Rose. Harris, a graduate of Indiana (newspapers, radio and Piker had headed the Office of State University, joined Rose- television) and general public Communications Services at ISU Hulman in 1968 as director of relations and will assist for six in the years, with the efforts of information services. He preparation of he proposals for and his staff having been previously was a member of the fund-raising. recognized by the presentation in editorial staff of The Terre Harris, who has held the dual 1983 of a National Citation Haute Star, serving as office boy responsibility for media Award for excellence in higher (1960). general reporter (1961-62, relations and publications since education news and information state editor (1964-68) and 1968, will concentrate his programs by the efforts Council for the sports editor (1964-65). in publications as editor of an Advancement and Support of expanded constituency Education (CASE). He has been active in newspaper, an annual I/CASE report and Piker, who has served as ( trustee, 1978-79; president, 1980- other publications adviser required by to Pi Lambda Phi 81) and has served as a resource the college. He also Fraternity will be at ISU for seven person on a number of assigned to long years, term public has received the committees and task forces for relations and fraternity's development top national honor CASE and the Independent projects. (National Council Key) and the Colleges and Universities of Harris and Piker ISU will report to Interfraternity Council Indiana. He was selected to head Robert G. Reeves, vice Award as the university's the press room and daily bulletin president for development and outstanding fraternity adviser in activities for the Engineers' external affairs. 1979. Public Information Council of Piker, who holds B.S. and M.S. Community and professional the American Society of degrees from Indiana memberships Jester Kevin Stroud cackles as Dad loses his head during State include Terre Engineering Education at its University, has been at ISU since Haute Chamber the talent show. Derek Anderson of Commerce annual meeting at Texas Tech photo 1974 when he was hired to (membership committee), University in 1972. PAGE 4 ROSE THORN FRIDAY, MAR. 23, 1964 Thorm Sports Linksters start schedule Rose-Hulman returns four of 14, the tough Wittenberg Univer- 18 at the State University of New its top six golfers from a year sity Invitational on April 29-30 York in Oswego. ago, leaving seventh-year head and the C.A.C. Championships on coach Glenn Baca optimistic that May 2-4 at Centre College. The The Engineers recently the Engineers can challenge for Engineers also will attempt to prepared for their opening the College Athletic Conference become the first golf team in tourney by playing 90 holes on crown. school history to compete in the their spring trip to Florida and Baca will get his first look at NCAA Championships on May 15- Tennessee. his 1984 squad this week when Rose-Hulman travels to New Albany for the Indiana University-Southeast Invitation- al on Friday. Each team will have five of its six golfer's scores count in the 18-hole tournament, which begins at 10 a.m. 1984 ENGINEER GOLF TEAM — Front row (L to R): David BranW' Row 2: Among Rose-Hulman's Aldridge and Ron Neumeyer. Mark Adams, Anthony Gi Bower. returnees are two-time team most valuable player Mark Adams, who placed fourth in the C.A.C. championships last year and had a season average of 79. Also back are Rob Haynes, who will start the season as the team's No. 1 man, senior David Bramer and sophomore Ron Neumeyer. "I think the strength of this team is its depth," said Baca, who guided Rose-Hulman to a second-place C.A.C. finish last year. "We return some key, ex- perienced golfers, and we've add- ed some talented freshmen to back them up. We're looking forward to a good year." Six of the 11 players on the team are freshmen. The top two who will make the trip on Friday are Anthony Gilkison and Dennis Aldridge. Others on the squad in- clude Terry Butcher, Mark Bower, Jay Mills, Doug Morris, and Tom Robinson. Besides the Indiana University-Southeast Invitation- al, other highlights of the schedule include the Rose- Hulman Invitational on April 13-
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Freshman David Plantz shows promise for the future as e he fills in for the injured Dean Stanley this year.
Soccer Action Head coach John Mutchner guides the Engineers to their tenth consecutive winning season. Basketball recap .04 6 less. Besides the Sewanee loss. SouthwetiF The Engineers basketball Sewanee team started out the 1983-84 the Engineers dropped two Rose-Huiti - season with high expectations as games by one point and one each Centre five senior starters returned by two. three. four. six and eight Principi. - from last year. The team was points. Playing without Stanley FIsk dealt a severe jolt in the third and a true center in the lineup C- 9 with the team the Southwf.m game of the season. though. caught up Sewane+ - when 6-8 center Dean Stanley. latter half of the season. Rose-Hind- • the team's top scorer from a "I'm verv glad that we were Centre year ago (16.8). went down with able to keep our winning season Princip). torn knee ligaments and string going. Overall. I feel that Fisk cartilage and was lost for the we never really did recover from Stanley. Even though SouthweeF. season. Nevertheless. the the loss of Sewanet - Engineers went on to post a 9-2 we were 9-2 at one point. we still Rose-Heiut record at the holiday break and were not nearly the team with- Centre appeared strong enough to out him that we were with him. I challenge for the College think with him, we would have Fisk been knocking on the door for 20 Athletic Conference crown. Southwern When the team returned from wins and another conference Sewaner its European trip over the championship. In most of those Rose-Hiad. holidays. fans caught a glimpse close games that we lost. Centre of things to come. however. Stanley would have been the Princip), Rose-Hulman dropped a 76-71 difference. Fisk his loss triple overtime decision to "On the other hand. Southween Sewanee in Shook Fieldhouse gave our freshmen more playing Sewane, 1984 ENGINEER BASKETBALL TEAM — Row 1 (L to R): Jon Homer, Brad Kless, Scott and went on to post a 5-10 mark time than they would have gotten Rose-11.0d. Williams, Rob Ewing, Butch Busard and student manager Buck Klemola. Row 2: David in the 1984 portion of their otherwise. This is certainly Centre Row 3: Head coach Of those 10 losses. going to help them going into Princip, Plantz, Curt Wehrley, Marc Ruhling, Jeff Chandler and Keith Kemp. schedule. Fisk John Mutchner, Andy Curosh, Jeff Wheeler, Dean Stanley, Jeff Rea and Brad Bentley. eight came by eight points or next year." FRIDAY, MAR. 23, 1984 ROSE THORN PAGE 5
Junior Dave Smith hurtles toward the finish line during the Rose-Hulman Invitational last Saturday. Legendary Coach Phil Brown enjoys posing with cheerleaders. Track team hosts invite by Erik Schneekloth difference of two places would The Rose-Hulman track squad have resulted in a deficit of four hosted its annual Indoor In- points, thus causing a tie for the vitational track meet last Satur- meet.) Earlier in the year Rose day, March 17, at Shook lost a dual with Vincennes when Fieldhouse. Six teams competed the meet was decided on the final in the closely contested meet: race. Here was a chance for dou- Rose, Vincennes, Illinois ble revenge for the Engineers, as Benedictine, Butler, Illinois Rose lost last year's Invitational Wesleyan and Franklin. to Butler. The relay team ran Three teams, Rose, Butler and well, with an exceptional perfor- Vincennes, traded places as the mance by anchor Brian leader throughout the meet. Rose Cavagnini. Going into the final and Butler both got off to strong lap Vincennes was leading, with starts with the morning's field Illinois Benedictine second and events. Rose maintained a close Rose third. Coming down the second to Butler for most of the stretch the anchor for Illinois meet, with Vincennes slowly Benedictine surged ahead into closing the gap. After Kurt Kelso first, however, and Rose came won the 1000-yard run for Rose, within a hair of catching the Engineers took the lead with Vincennes. It appeared that Rose 1983 Engineers tied for C.A.C. crown. 92 points to Vincennes' points. could claim victory for the meet Butler was third with 85 points. with their third place showing in Labaron Green of Vincennes the mile relay (to Vincennes' won the next race, the 300-yard second). This proved not to be dash. Rose had a strong showing, the case, however. The celebra- Baseball however, with Steve Nerney tion was spoiled opens season when it was placing second and Brian learned that the Rose relay team Rose-Hulman is coming off a or Jim Short will Jeffers "And the pitching staff looks spell as Cavagnini finishing third. The was disqualified in the race 17-22 season in which it captured when he takes over as one of strong as any we've ever had. I when the score was now Rose an Engineer the C.A.C. championship for the team's that we have at least 106, cut off an opposing top relievers. really feel Vincennes third time in four campaigns. "These are the only two spots starters. 99 and Butler 87. It runner. five strong looked at Rendel welcomes back 16 where we don't have any -The in iuries ( W ilson and this pint as if the meet Vincennes went on to win the might lettermen from that squad and is veterans returning," Rendel Lowe) have been the biggest be decided on the final meet with 111 points to Rose's race, looking forward to another fine said. "I think we have the talent disappointment so far," Rendel the mile relay. This proved 107. Illinois Benedictine finished season. to fill the spots, but we can't tell said. "The biggest surprise has to be the case, as Rose scored third with 100 points and Butler "I think we should be able to right now who will take over. been the weather. We've never one point in the mile run with wound up fourth with 97 points. match last season's record and Finding two replacements is my Vincennes picking up four and (Butler did not have a mile relay should been able to get everyone outside again challenge for the main concern on the trip down Butler ten. The score going into team and therefore dropped a C.A.C. this early, so getting an early title." said Rendel, who South." the mile relay was Rose 107, place.) has a 98-154 start has got to be an mark at Rose- Vincennes 103 and Butler 97. Final Results Hulman in seven years. "It Veteran Mike Trench will be advantage.- all Rose-Hulman's To win the meet Rose needed 1. Vincennes will boil down to how well back at first base. He hit .282 a 53-game slate 111 the to finish at least one place 2. eight seniors on the team play." year ago and will have to fight includes contests with Division I behind Rose-Hulman 107 off designated hitter Ed Canary powers Indiana State University. Vincennes in the mile relay. 3. Illinois Benedictine 100 The Engineers must replace for the position when Wilson Purdue University and Indiana (Scoring was 10-8-6-4-2-1. If Rose 4. Butler 97 some key A 1% graduation losses and returns to action. Another University. The Engineers finished one place behind 5. Illinois Wesleyan 66 will be uf without two other veteran, Jeff Ball. returns to the home debut will be Sunday. Vincennes they would have only 6. Franklin 8 regulars who are out with hot corner. Ball. a tri-captain March 25, against Butler given up a deficit of two points. A See TRACK, p. 8 injuries. Gone from last season this year, hit University. 3rd-17.5 are .287 last season. second baseman Andy The outfield will be manned by 3rd-17.5 Meyer. who lst-27.5 led the team with a Mitch Cain in left. tri-captain lst-27.5 .381 average. was an all-C.A.C. Ron Bender in center and Dennis 5th-10 selection and team MVP: Wallen in right. Cain hit .369 last 6th-5 shortstop Steve Nowak (.321, all- season. Bender hit .275, and 'Y C.A.C. 1, and right fielder Kevin Wallen .275. 3rd-20 Cvengros lst-30 (.286 1. Designated Steve Sauer returns to handle 2nd-25 hitter Rob Wilson. who hit .333 the catching duties. A .377 hitter 5th-10 last year, has a broken foot and last year, Sauer will be backed 4th-15 will not return to action until by Bruce Fenimore. mid DNC -March. And left fielder Rendel lists his starting Scott Lowe, who hit .304 in '83. is rotation as tri-captain Mark 2nd-25 slowed by torn 3rd-20 ankle ligaments. Kaiser, Dan White. newcomer 4th-15 Rose-Hulman should have Andy Curosh. southpaw enough Andy 5th-10 pitching and hitting to Burtner, and carry it to a rookie Bruce lst-30 successful season, Cluskev. Kaiser led the DNC though. Seven of team the eight with a 4-4 record and pitchers of a 3.52 year ago return, as E.R.A.. while White was next 2nd-25 do a majority 3rd-20 of the hitting with a 4-3 mark and 6.50 E.R.A. strength from 4th-12.5 a team which Top relievers besides Jeffers lst-30 posted a .300 team batting include Shawn Kendinger 6th-5 and average last year. John Sever. Both can start, 4th-12.5 Filling but in for Meyer and will be used chiefly in relief in Nowak up 87.5 the middle will be the early going because of their THE 1984 ENGINEERS — Front row (L to R): Alan Snedeker, Dennis !son, Jay Chow, Brent Mewhinney 87.5 at second base ability to pitch without much Larry Fellows, Trent Bennett, Gil Keller and Jim Yoakum. Row 2: Mike Trench, Jeff and Andy Jeffers 80.0 at shortstop. rest. Myers, Chip Ray, Rob Wilson, Brent Mewhinney, Grant Sharp, Bender, Jeff Ball and 77.5 Both saw limited Ron action last "Based on last year's Brian McLeish. Row 3: Andy Curosh, Scott Lowe, Mitch Cain, Dennis Wallen, Mark Kaiser, 60.0 season. Grant Sharp will back up statistics, we should be a good Dan White, Shawn Kendinger and Tim Rauch. Row 4: Manager Bob Osika, Andy Burtner, 17.5 whinney. and either Chip Ray hitting team," Rendel said. Bruce Fenimore, Jim Short, Jeff Marlett, Bruce Cluskey, John Sever and Andy Jeffers. PAGE 6 ROSE THORN FRIDAY, MAR. 23, 1984 College notes Title IX History Court excuses campuses from by David Gaede administration sues to force it to with Bruce Goldfarb sign or give up its federal WASHINGTON. D.C.(CPS I — monies. The U.S. Supreme Court decision May, 1982: The Supreme Court anti-sex bias laws in recent case in the Grove City College case rules Title IX applies to college programs WASHINGTON. D.C. are forbidden to discriminate comply with Title IX. capped a long history of court receiving federal battles over ways colleges money. but fails to say if a (CPS — Student and on the basis of gender. The Carter administration, discriminate on the basis of "program" can encompass an women's rights advocates say In the past. schools that did when it sued Grove City in gender. entire they are "dismayed but not not comply with the law stood order to pose a significant institution. 1972: Title IX of the Higher July, 1982: A federal district necessarily surprised" bv last to lose all their federal test case. claimed that if any Education Amendments of 1972 court says the University of month's controversial US funding. part of a college — including is passed, declaring that schools Richmond's athletic Supreme Court decision .to Women, of course, have the students receiving federal department that receive federal funds must can't be investigated for sex bias limit enforcement of laws used Title IX to force colleges aid — benefitted from federal agree not to discriminate on the because the department insuring that colleges can't to promote and pav women on money, the whole school must itself basis of gender, or they face receives no discriminate on the basis of merit. to let women in comply with Title IX. federal funds losing those federal funds. gender. medical and law schools, to directly. In 1982, however, the 1975: The government high court rules that up sexual harassment requires Dec., 1982: The U.S. Circuit The draw Reagan administration Grove City College — a small. grievance procedures, and all institutions receiving federal Court of Appeals says Title IX announced it supported a funds to sign a pledge they independent liberal arts even to provide women with applies only to Hillsdale "program-specific" interpre- comply with Title IX. college in Pennsylvania — equal athletic opportunities, College's financial aid office, not tation of Title IX, pending the 1977: Hillsdale College in doesn't have to prove all its among many other uses. to the whole campus, and the U.S Supreme Court's decision in Michigan refuses to sign departments comply with And while sources are Justice Department refuses to the Grove City case. compliance statement, but -discrimination laws just unclear how the new decision appeal the decision to a higher anti It stopped supporting government's efforts to cut off some Grove City will affect those new court. because several other lawsuits, begun its federal funds are stopped by students receive federal programs, all concur women Feb., 1984: The U.S. Supreme under prior administrations, the courts. A long legal fight have lost their most effective Court agrees in the Grove City financial aid. against colleges accused of ensues. The ruling is expected to legal weapon in fighting sex case that Title IX applies only to discriminating against directly affect all colleges. discrimination. 1978: Grove City College re- the campus office that Under the law — Title IX of At issue is whether an women. fuses to sign the compliance receives federal aid, including the Higher Education entire college or just the In a 6-2 vote, the justices statement, too, and the Carter federal student aid money. Amendments of 1972 — school college program that directly said that because 300 Grove that receive any federal funds receives federal funding must City students get federal aid, Grove Citv's financial aid schools is in the form of members ( to fight sex office will have to prove it direct aid (to specific discrimination)." ACROSS 2 Native metal complies with Title IX. None 1 Brown kiwi 3 National departments or programs)," Congress, however, may 4 Tense song of the school's other Bernice Sandler, director of not let the ruling last. 8 Vast throng 4 Fruit cake departments must comply the Project on the Status and Sen. Robert Dole (R-Kan. 12 Sea eagle 5 Succor CROSS unless they directly receive Education of Women in and Rep. Don Edwards (D- 13 River islands 6 Guido's low federal aid. Washington, D.C.. says. "The Cal.) say they plan to 14 note Poker stake WORD It was "a matter of rest comes indirectly through introduce bills soon to specify 15 Kind of 7 Former Rus- student financial aid." that an entire college, not just firecracker sian rulers principle," explains Grove City spokesman Robert She expects that, apart single programs, must prove 17 Everyone 8 Man's PUZZLE it complies with title IX if any 19 Conjunction nickname Smith. who calls the decision from campus aid offices part of it receives federal 20 Strike 9 Preposition FROM COLLEGE "a partial defeat" because themselves, very few college 21 Worthless 10 Portico the high court didn't accept programs will remain monies. leaving 11 Fixed period PRESS SERVICE the college's argument that covered by Title IX. The House of Representa- 22 Obstruct of time student aid doesn't make even "What we may see is a very tives approved a non-binding 23 Pronoun 16 Goal the aid department a spotty picture," she resolution by a 418-8 margin 25 Harvest 18 Army officer: saying it had recipient of federal funds. speculates. "In some schools, last year goddess abbr. intended whole colleges to be In response, Grove City will you'll have the commitment 26 River in Italy 21 Manage medicine 45 Man's president, but maybe covered by Title IX when it 27 Male sheep 22 Click beetle lend its own money to of the 33 Sink in nickname not the support of the faculty approved the law in 1972. 28 Exist 23 Snare middle 46 Solar disk students who receive federal 29 Ventilated 24 Call 34 Frozen water 48 Skill aid, thus relieving its aid 32 Three-toed 25 Anglo-Saxon 37 Dine 49 Nahoor office of having to swear it sloth money 39 Come on the sheep complies with anti- 33 Trapping 26 Hog scene 50 Arid discrimination laws, Smith 35 Negative 28 Conjunction 41 Fiber plant 51 Diocese says. 36 Beg 29 Emmet 42 Beverage 53 Conjunction 38 Perform 30 Goals 43 In addition 55 Spanish "Only about four percent of 39 Paid notices 31 Portion of 44 Greek letter article federal money that comes to 40 Symbol for 10 11 silver 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 When you 41 Suffix: 12 13 14 follower of 42 Church part 15 16 17 18 19 ABSOLUTELY 43 River island 20 21 22 45 Peer Gynt's POSITIVELY mother 2 24 25 26 Have to Look 46 High mountain 27 28 29 30 31 Your Best .. . 47 Behold! 32 33 34 35 " 48 In music. high 4\4-`*"' 49 Spirited 36 38 39 is• horses 111i3PCSacifis 40 41 42 52 Play leading role 4 45 46 "Across the street 54 Unaspirated from Ponderosa's" 47 48 49 50 51 Oh, sure, we could cut 56 Exist the size, use 57 Kiln 2314 Wabash Avenue This is down on 52 53 54 55 56 cheese, skimp 58 Verve 232-2446 artificial 59 Grain 57 58 59 on the items and then sell 625 Cherry St. cheap it two for one. 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