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Photo by Richard Kern. VOLUME 17 NUMBER 10 Cover photo by Richard Kern COMEDY . 30 BEHIND THE SCENES WITH JOHNNY KNOXVILLE . 50 A RAVE REVIEW . 34 WRITE A SCREENPLAY IN 12 YEARS CHARLIE DAY . 58 (OR MORE)!! . 36 ROBERT SMIGEL . 64 A MESSAGE FOR PRINCE . 38 BUCK HENRY . 70 REGARDING PURCHASE AND RETURN OF IMPORTANT BUSINESSMAN . 40 PETS. PASTA. SHOES. GLASSES . 80 NOTES FROM THE ARTIST JOHNNY RYAN’S WACKY PACK (AKA THE POET) . 42 OF WACK PACKERS . 96 SPICE UP YOUR MARRIAGE . 44 BRING IT ON HOME REJECTIONS I’VE RECEIVED WHEN The Southern Boys Behind Eastbound & Down SUBMITTING HUMOR PIECES . 46 Send Kenny Powers’s Ass to Mexico . 98 CHELSEA PERETTI ANSWERS THE TRULY TASTEFUL JOKES QUESTIONS OF CARL BENNETT . 48 Courtesy of the Dinner Party Download . 114 20 | VICE TABLE OF CONTENTS Jody Hill, co-creator and executive producer of Eastbound & Down, discussing some sort of crazy bullshit with Danny McBride. Photo by Richard Kern. 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KSWISS.COM/TUBES 26 | VICE EMPLOYEES OF THE MONTH CHELSEA PERETTI Chelsea Peretti is a writer and comic who seems to split her time between New York, where she does things like be a member of the simply won- derful Variety Shac comedy troupe and act on the Louis CK show Louis, and Los Angeles, where she is currently writing for Parks and Recreation and doing stand-up when the mood strikes her. See CHELSEA PERETTI ANSWERS THE QUESTIONS OF CARL BENNETT, page 48 Photo by Evan Sung PAUL RUST Paul Rust is an actor, writer, and comedian. He’s appeared in Inglourious Basterds and I Love You, Beth Cooper. He’s currently co-writing the new Pee-wee Herman movie with Paul Reubens.