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_ - SEP 3 01994 BEJERVE W$t jWiamt hurricane VOLUME 72, NUMBER 9 CORAL GABLES, FLA. FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER 30. 1994 Erws Elections Commission improves voting process ByCOMJANCKO According to Commissioner-at- students will be allowed to cam make voting more convenient, and Large Jordan Schwartsberg, the paign." Office of Registrar Records in the BRIEFS Hurricane Staff Writer increase the total voter turnout. Ashe Building, room 249. Student Government has made Elections Commission is working The elections will be held Oct. In the past, approximately 500 to changes in the way elections will be to make the election system run 24 to 26. Students will vote on 600 students out of a total 8,000 RAT MASCOT run and how students will vote. smoothly. computers in the residential col on campus voted in the elections. The senate positions for each of The Elections Commission, a "To help make the campaigning leges and in computer labs. To vote, students need to pick up the residence halls, the Apartment NAMED AT PROMO easier for the candidates, we plan Last year students travelled to branch of SG, appoint commission their Personal Identification Num Area, Fraternity Row, Commuter ers for one-year terms to plan and to make many of the regulations the specific voting booths around North, Commuter Central, and The Rathskeller Advisory Board implement the logistics of elec clearer," Schwartsberg said. "For campus. By making the computers ber (PIN) prior to the elections. Commuter South, freshmen and (RAB) has announced the name of tions, and to enforce the election instance, we are thinking of label more accessible to students, the Students can receive their PINs by sophomores are open. Senate ejec ing the areas on a campus map that t the Rat's mascot — Norm. codes Elections Commission hopes to showing their Cane Cards at the tion deadlines are Friday. The name was selected by an [enthusiastic crowd at Promo Night • Sept. 22. I RAB began a competition to •name tV new mascot, a rat, on Kept. 2 Bush raises funds with Mom's supIlf l The final three choices of "Rat- sputin," "Rocky" and "Norm" were presented to the crowd at rromo Night. Crime, I Norm was the overwhelmingly popular choice, as determined by applause. The name was submitted education anonymously. "You can't help but to love .Norm," said Cristie Pecoraio, RAB are big vice chairperson. "He's the kind of rat that's everybody's best friend. You can hang out with him at the issues *Rat, tell him your problems over some nachos, and dance with him By KEVIN O. FERNANDEZ at Promo Night." Hurricane Staff Writer Republican gubernatorial candi date Jeb Bush, currently campaign GENERATION X ing for the Nov. 8 elections, spoke Wednesday in Coral Gables at a SPEAKS OUT private fund-raiser with his mother, former First Lady Barbara The Graduate Broadcast Journal Bush. ism Program is creating a show Jeb Bush, who is running against specifically designed for people in democratic Gov. Lawton Chiles, their late teens to early 30s. said the important issues facing The show, tentatively titled Gen Florida are crime and a weak edu eration X Speaks Out, will deal cation system. "I will not be afraid to be tough _' with complex, controversial issues It that face this generation. on crime," said Bush. "We've got Possible topics include AIDS, to prioritize spending to public employment in the 1990s, sexual safety and radically reform the harassment and religious values juvenile justice system." among young people. Barbara Bush, who also took the Each episode will feature an in- opportunity to promote her new studio group of four to six students, book, Barbara Bush, praised her a moderator and one or two son's success in the recent Repub experts on the issue. The show lican primaries. needs students to be part of the Barbara Bush emphasized Bush's on-camera group. public service record and strong "We're looking for a wide vari family background. ety of students, said Gary Skul- "He has worked Haid for a living nik, who co-produces the show. and has done many and varied "We really want people who repre things," Barbara Bush said. "He is r.HRIS BERNACCHI/Staff Photographer sent every viewpoint that exists on kind and caring, and has given back • SURPISEI: Former First Lady Barbara Bush emerges into a mob of media and supporters Wednesday morning. She was in Coral Gables for a campus. We're trying to find a real to the community " fundraiser to support her son, Jeb Bush, who is running for governor of Florida. mix of students." Chiles has recently stressed "Most important on Jeb Bush's Chiles has dealt with the whole pushed to reverse the policy of lot Students interested in the show Bush's lack ot political experience, agenda is public safety," said Cory problem -punishment, prevention tery funds not going to education," an contact Skulnik at 284-6013. while emphasizing his own record. Tilley, press secretary for Bush. and intervention." said Payne. —TJ. KATZ Molly Payn-g, press secretary for "Everything else comes second." Students agree crime is signifi Bush plans to reduce the staff of Chiles, called Bush's ideas impossi Bush wants government to prior cant, but want the candidates to the DOE from 2,000 employees to ble to fund, ind attributed Bush's itize spending for anti-crime mea focus more on educational issues. 50, and has openly supported a recent success in the Republican sures, including "boot camps" for "Crime is important, but I don't school voucher program for chil VENDING PRICES primaries to his massive advertis juvenile offenders and limiting think anyone has developed a way dren wanting to attend private MAY INCREASE ing campaign. criminals on death row to one trial to solve the problems," said senior schools. "The people of Florida are being and one appeal. Vincent Iglesias. "Education is the Paul Diaz, chairman of the UM sold the concept of change and main problem." Prices ot the snacks in the vending "We must radically reform the College Republicans, said Bush will vitality," said Payne. "[Bush] has a juvenile justice system and stream Payne said the governor has overhaul the education system and machines may be on the rise. total lack of experience and line the death penalty," Bush said. focus on dismantling the state Canteen, a company that holds a absence of knowledge of the Flo- worked to set up school advisory campus vending machine conces councils and return control of high bureaucracy. ridian government." Payne, however, refuted this schools to the local communities. "You can never ask the govern sion, announced it will seek to raise Bush, who has never been view, and cited Chiles's anti-crime the prices of its snack items. Can ment how much is too much," said elected to public office, has been •record. Diaz. "Downsizing is key and Flor teen operates all vending machines actively campaigning for Governor "By the end of this year, inmates "He has made significant prog on campus except the Coca-Cola ress in decentralizing the Depart ida is looking for change from the for over a year on an anti-crime will be serving 75 percent of their failed liberal logic." BUSH machines platform. iail sentences.' said Pavne. "Gov. ment of Education [DOE] and has "Canteen has approached me to consider a price increase," said Tom Ramsay, manager of Dupli cating and Vending Services at HARD ROAD AHEAD UM. "We are evaluating this Fogel quits request at the moment." Canteen wants a five-cent increase for most of its products. Ramsay said it is uncertain if UM as Medicine dean is going to approve this price By MADELINE BARO inciease because Canteen's con tract with the University will end Hurricane Staff Writer next June. Saying he was '"convinced it was the right time for a change in lead —PETER KOPPLE ership," UM Vice President for Medical Affairs Bernard Fogel, announced Wed. he intends to resign from his post by May 31, FACE THE FACTS 1996. Fogel will step down as the Following is a hea_cou« of all dean of the School of Medicine. graduate students enrolled in the Fogel, in a memo to the Univer Scool of Marine Science sity faculty, said he decided "last week I informed President (Edward Foote) that I wish to step 100 aside as Senior Vice President for Medical Affairs and being no later the end of the academic year. By 75 that time, I will have been on the faculty for 30 years, with 15 of :OGEL those as your dean. I am convinced 50 that it is a righttim e for a change programs are excellant. Research in leadership," Fogel stated in his continues to thrive, and we are announcement letter Wed. doing better than ever. We have 25 In the same letter, Fgel proven ourselves the nation's best described some of his accomplish community partner. And in the j_L ments. most challenging area, clinical affairs, we are holding our own and Master's Doctoral Non- SEAN HEMMERLE/Photo Editor "As I look back over the years, •Numb*™ are Irom spring »«ii«*«» especially the last few the school positioned for continued success," • PAVING W0E8: Robert Plnson worked Wednesday to continue paving Pcwve de Leon Blvd. has grown and flourished tremen he wrote. SOURCE: UM Fart Book Cars were backed up for blocks due to bad weather, construction and rush hour JEFFREV tt. WOOK*. I dwprlc. £ "Whenever we've called for help," said senior Chad Luce, "the maintenance has shown up almost ft immediately, compared to last year Wbt Miami jmrrttanewhic h seemed to take forever." Business Manager, Robert C. Kerr Hurricane Advertising • 284-4402 Students network with business reps Fax •284-4404 By MADELINE BARO it easier for students to make con Lisa Ladomer, director of the cli tacts. ent support group for Coconut Account Representatives, Hurricane Staff Writer Cla&sif ieo« Manager, Donning their best business Bryan Sharff, who graduated Code, an accounting software time Diana Robleto Jose Sepulveda management company based in Paul Masongsong attire and carrying copies of their from UM in May with his MBA in "I think it's good, Aovertieing Production Greg Kantor resumes, students toured the UC finance, said the Career Fair offers Deerfield Beach, was at the Career Supervisors, Flamingo Ballroom and Interna a unique opportunity to students Fair looking for "two great accoun but in my case it's Kim Grey Staff Coordinator, tional Lounge presenting them because of the availability of the tants." Jeffrey M. Brooks Arlene Watts selves to prospective employers on employers. "It's a good way to meet stu not really helping Distribution Manager, Financial Advisor, Wednesday at the annual Fall "It brings all these companies I dents," Ladomer said. "I would Michael C. No" Raymonde Bilger Career Fair. probably wouldn't be able to go to rather have people coming to me because they want Deadline*: Al Cassetted end Dlaplay ed* must be received, cash w«h oopy In The Miami According to Barry Seaman, myself, said Sharff. "It makes it than having to go out and Took." Hurricane bus less oflice, UC 221 by noon on Tuesdsy lor the Friday Issue and noon on assistant director for employer easier to contact them. Hopefully, "It's a place where we can gen business students Friday lor th" Tuesday Issue. relations at Career Planning and they can give me a job." erate interest," said U.S. State and I'm not [a Subscription: Ths /Mtlem* Hurricane Is avalaMe lora subscription at ths rals oil $ 25 par Placement Center, approximately Seaman said it is very important Department representative Rus yaar. 70 companies participated in the for students to send thank-you or sell Taylor. business student]." Tha Miami Hurricane business office Is located at 1306 Stanlord Drive, University Canter Career Fair. follow-up letters to possible 221 Coral Oablea, Flonda 33146. Classified advertising msy be piece st thst location "What could be a better way to employers. | Some students thought the Monday through Friday 8 a.m. to 4 p.m., except lor hoMaya. During ths Unlvsrslty ol Miami tall and spring acadsmlc terms, The Miami Humcane Is published Tuesdays and meet so many recruiters in one "Less than 10 percent of the stu 'Career Fair could have had more Fridays. Papers ara distributed lor Iroe on the Coral Oablea campua, tha muscat achool location, in one day?" said Seaman. dents will follow-up," said Seaman. diversity. carrpus ana the marine science campus at RSMAS. The companies at the fair ranged "[Making further contact] Business Office from AT&T to MTV Latino to improves their chances of going Monica Macedo University Center 221 Wal-Mart. Government agencies farther in the selection process." "I think it's good, but in my case senior (305) 284-4401 such as the CIA and the State Employers said the Career Fair it's not really helping because they O 1994 University of Mlanjl. Department were also there. provided a good opportunity to want business students and I'm 01994 University of Miami undergraduate studants. Seaman said bringing prospec meet students who will graduate not," said senior Monica Macedo, a tive employers onto campus makes soon. public relations major. •* •*, ii I mfe\ I Friday, September 30,1994 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 3 Albert Brooks Brendan Fraser The wads In the First Amendment read, "Confess sh-__i make no law... abridging the freedom of... the jpress." The principle was dear 200 years ago when the wnt'o were first wiften, along with other firedcms that f_?ake uptheBflofRgJits. Since then, voy few documents have been nv«V analyzed, aTu-anbed, diaHengad and second-guessed. For more information on the role of the free press, and how it protects your rights, or to discuss any free press issue, call the He was praying Society of Professional Journalists at (317) 653-3333. for a miracle. What he got was B.LL OF RIGHTS Steve Nebraska. 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Unitelimited dellverdelivery 667-3666 Orlwm any lot ttwn ISO.OO. e 1994 DonHnot Plzu, mc. Driven cany leu man tM.OO. C1994 tMM fMia, tie. > V j Page 4 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Friday, September 30,1994 Journalists Excessive typing discuss may lead to CTS crime ByGAURIGAONKAR low blood circulation and a shock Hurricane Staff Writer like sensation when the palm is Typing your term papers is a tapped, according to Harrison's series behaviors which can lead to a com Textbook of Internal Medicine. mon, painful disorder known as Sophomore Sara Frederick, a By PETER KOPPLE Carpal Tunnel Syndrome (CTS). student who was diagnosed with Hurricane Staff Writer Dr. Frederick Kam, director of CTS about five years ago, said she Jeff Leen and Don Van Natta, the Student Health Services said was unable to play tennis because reporters on the investigation he hasn't seen CTS in students of the condition. team for The Miami Herald, spoke lately. "I haven't had any problems with to UM journalism students "It is normally due to the numer it recently, but I wasn't able to play Wednesday about investigative ous factors, one of which is an inap tennis in high school. I was on the reporting and information gather propriate or repetitive use of the team, and they made me quit ing for their recent series on hands and fingers. Generally, it because of it. Now, it doesn't affect crime. manifests itself as a compression of me to any great extent, but it both the nerve running through the ers me every once in a while when "I've done 10 investigative sto region of the wrist,' Kam said. it hurts to type, and I just don't do ries," said Leen, "but this one had CTS is caused by the compres it," said Frederick. the greatest public reaction." sion of a nerve within the carpal tunnel of the wrist, which is formed Junior Deiton Naragh doesn't by eight bones and an inelastic and feel he is in any great risk for In the eight-part series, "Crime rigid carpal ligament. developing the disorder. and No Punishment," about the "I'm aware of the disorder, but I Dade County criminal justice sys CTS can be caused by any don't spend eight hours a day typ tem, the two reporters revealed trauma, infection, tumor, badly ing on the computer, so I don't that Dade County had the highest healed fracture or by a birth think I'm in danger," Deiton said. crime rate and the lowest convic defect, although this last cause is tion rate in the country. rare. Sophomore Peter Naragh, Dei- Often, CTS occurs after a long ton's brother, said he was wary of SEAN HEMMERLE/Photo Editor history of strenuous or repetitive the disorder. After the series ran in The Her • CRIME AND NO PUNISHMENT: Don Van Natta (left) and Jeff Leen (right), Miami Herald reporters use of the hands such as typing or 'I do a lot of wrist curls. Every ald, the newspaper, for the most who wrote an investigative piece on the Dade County criminal justice system, spoke Wednesday morning in exercising. day, I do three sets of 20 and I also part, received positive feedback. Initial symptoms include pain in the Learning Center. do pushups which put direct strain the wrist, dysfunction of the nerve, on my wrists," Peter said. "We even had private attorneys calling us, saying they were willing A reader called them and said They bought computer data Van Natta and Leen started a to work voluntarily as prosecu the Dade County crime rate actu bases to run a systematic look at poll, asking judges and prosecutors tors," Leen explained. ally increased while Janet Reno the records and learned that Miami to describe the justice system as Scholarship business opens was Dade County State Attorney. was the most lenient city in the they saw it. "It started when we learned that country when it comes to crime. "Judges and prosecutors felt According to Leen, the public Scholarship Search International Sophomore David Melman said was shocked to fii-H'•u t how lenient Janet Reno was nominated for they were a part of the project. has opened an office in South attorney general. After we had They were very forthcoming," these types of scholarship compa the court system was in Dade Miami to help students locate nies seem nebulous in their claims. done a positive story about her, "Jeff and I gathered information Leen said. financial aid. County. somebody called and told us that from all the major metropolitan "In high school, I did a lot of "Only five percent .of the reac we had to look below the surface," areas in the country looking for Leen has been a member of The Located at 13891 S.W. 82nd St., Leen said. Miami Herald investigative team research on scholarships, and what tion was negative. These were conviction rates, how many people Scholarship Search International I found was that these companies complaints of people who work in were arrested and how many were for seven years. Van Natta worked was founded by Richard Coyle, at the city desk covering the court do provide a lot of information, but the system and they felt they were The two reporters then began to sent to state prison," Van Natta after he had trouble finding schol you could go to the library and do personally criticized," Leen said. look at patterns in the justice sys said. "And we found that Dade house before he began investigat arships for his son attending Bos ing for the series. the same thing. Basically, anything tem, and found out that Dade County sent 15 out of 100 con ton University. they do, you can do," Melman said! Leen and Van Natta began their County sends fewer people to victed criminals to state prison. speech by explaining how they got prison than any other major city in The national average is 46. 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SUITES® }l I I Friday, bepiemoer 30,1 WM I Ht MIAMI HUHHlCANb Page b Panel discusses Bernard Fogel quits immigration effects as dean of Medicine By ARMANDO BONICHE Hurricane Staff Writer Hale focused on the role her FOGEL, From page 1 The Cuban American National office plays in dealing with the immigration problem in Dade In it's history, the school has I'm sure he will be Council concluded its Hispanic graduated 4,400 positions and Leadership Training Program Sat County. hard to replace. He urday with a workshop on the According to Hale, the major grown from 28 students, a dean impact of immigration on South immigration emergencies in Dade and four faculty members to 550 certainly led the Florida. County have surrounded three students and 950 faculty members. groups - Cubans, Haitians and Nic- "Its a real loss," Foote said. Medical School The session featured Joe Pena, "He's been an outstanding leader." special assistant to Gov. Lawton araguans. In order to handle such an immi Until then, the School of Medi through its early Chiles, Kathleen Hale, director of cine will launch a nationwide the Emergency Management office gration emergency, Hale said Dade County has a plan to allocate search for a new dean, which could development and of Dade County and UM geography take up to two years. The search professor Thomas Boswell. Homestead Air Force Reserve Base as a temporary staging facil commitee is in the process of being trying times and he According to Pena, immigration formed. costs must be addressed. ity for immigrants. is responsible for The facility, which will be set-up "Dr. Fogel has done an outstand "When we talk about immigra ing job as dean of the Medical tion, we also have to recognize that and operated by local government, the quality that has would eventually be handed over to School," said Foote."This Univer there are some real costs for our sity and this community are deeply been achieved." states and some real challenges for the federal government once they had taken control of the situation. indebt to Dr. Fogel for his out our states," said Pena. standing leadership." Dr. Richard L. Riley Pena also addressed the lawsuit Faculty members said Fogel's filed in April by Florida Gov. Chiles associate professor "We are highly sensitive to the leadership will be missed. Microbiology and against the federal government. need to protect First Amendment "Personally, I am really grieved The lawsuit, which is based upon a rights," said Hale. "But we need to that he is retiring in a year and a Immunology sute report titled "The Unfair do this in a way that allows for a half," said Dr. Ann Slipse, associ Burden,'' states the federal gov minimal disruption of our ser ate director of the Clinical Skills ernment has not reimbursed Flor vices." Program. "I think it is highly unlik- through its early development and ida for the expenses incurred Boswell discussed the demo ley that we will find a dean that is a trying times and he is responible throughout the Cuban and Haitian graphics of the Cuban-American committed to the school and has for the quality that has been immigration emergencies. and immigrant populations in Dade the ties to the school that he has." achieved." "The good news for Florida is County. 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Then some people just like to because the get high, but that's not the issue morning of Oct. here. 1.1 willbehold In previous columns, I've taken ing the first advantage of the opportunity to ever University take a jab at UM's Hemp Aware of Miami (Night ness Council, or at least the people Security) Sym sometimes associated with it. posium on Sea GILBY While I believe my last reference weed. KIM to the "pot advocates," as I called Granted it's them, did reek of some begrudging been a long time Editorial admiration (at least they're trying coming, but I Columnist to do something), some people just believe this year my flock and I will don't like what I say. I'm mostly finally be able to pull it off despite surprised that people read my col interference from the Ashe Build umns at all. But let's get back to ing Bandits. It will be held at 5:30 the point, and this is where my sea a.m. at the security desk in Stan weed thing kind of comes in. ford lobby (don't tell Rich, my To the hemp guys: if you want supervisor). The goal of this sym pot legalized so you can get high, posium will be to discuss the cur that's cool. Hey man, sure it really 5EPT 30. 1994 rent stigma attached to seaweed messes up your lungs, but tobac and marine algae in general. Need co's not illegal yet, and in terms of less to say, T will be the Grand short term effects, alcohol's as Poo-Bah of the whole affair. popular as ever. Y'all should hook Let me tell you, if you think sea up with those nice, clean Young weed is only good for mother sea Republicans. otters to wrap their babies up in for But hemp guys, do not approach What do you nature documentaries, you really me with a raised trembling finger think of the need to attend the symposium. and a self-righteous quaver to your Age requirements contradict new DAKA Seaweed is truly one of the great voice. Don't tell me about hemp food service? est gifts this planet has to offer. clothing the tired, poor and hud Yes, seaweed is indeed a very cool dled masses — like you even cared thing. It's extracts are used for ice before in this world of closet subur n the United States of Amer Is the American system better? ple, an American citizen can also cream, monosodium glutamate ban elitism. Or if I struck out on ica, one is mature enough to The opening sentence of this col own a gun at the age of 18 if he or (the reason why Chinese food that jab, you, who have never had a I participate in choosing the umn is my way of illustrating the she has no criminal record. This "It'a O.K., the always tastes so good; they're prejudiced thought in your life, can future of the country by voting at contradictions prevalent in the amazes me. You can walk the desserts are butt in front of me in the line to the age of 18. yummy." using "Accent") and lots of other American system. Anyone younger street with a gun in your pocket things I'll reveal when I present my Heaven. Don't tell me about hemp Yet, why are than 21 years old is not allowed to without punishment, but you can paper. I must admit my attachment rope, hemp paper, hemp food, discos and drink even a small amount of beer go to jail if you are caught drinking to Seaweed is more than profes hemp lotion, hemp anti-carcino drinking alcohol or even enter the average disco. a can of beer on the corner and you sional — I actually grew up on it. gens... off limits until Do they think that the youth of are 20-years-old. FITZ CARLILE Scientists have developed some But let me get really personal one reaches the America is not "mature" enough to A gun kills people. A beer, unless Senior marine algae into very promising and unobjective here. One day last age of 21? realize the effects and possible dan you do drink five to 10 of them, is food supplements that could possi year I brought my buddy from In a recent gers involved with alcohol? I think really not dangerous, (although it bly prevent much of the malnutri "Best Buddies" to the University opinion column, it's ridiculous, for example, that an always depends on the mind of the tion that occurs in the third world Center along with his twin brother, I wrote about underage University of Miami person who is drinking them). as well as in front of the Nintendo. both of whom happen to have the advantages IVAN undergraduate would not be legally Do you think that my country is Screw love and harmony — sea Downs Syndrome. We went to the and inconve TERRASA allowed to drink a beer while cele more liberal than yours? In just weed is what this world needs a lit Eye so I got them yogurt, and you niences of the brating a Hurricanes victory. Editorial some ways. But there seem to be tle more of. It's the classic, easy, know they started messing around American sys On the other hand, the govern fewer contradictions in Spain than as kids are prone to do. It was cool "I miss convenient human cure-all. tem in compari Columnist ment considers this same under I've seen so far here. Marriott. enough except for the fact that the son to the European one, most spe graduate a mature person of Oh, but there's one catch: You girl, who I couldn't help but notice Ivan Terrasa is a junior interna can't get high on it. cifically, the one in Spain. What I enough consequence to be allowed tional student from Palma de in the other line, had a really hard want to analyze are some contra to vote at the age of 18. This brings me to the real issue, time (or not) hiding her disgust Mallorca, Spain. He is majoring in so thanks for indulging me. The dictions that I still don't really And we can find other big and broadcast journalism and political with me and the guys. I honestly understand about this country. •fact is I have no work in progress hadn't seen such an immature dis amazing contradictions. For exam BROOKE regarding the second coming of dain of special children since ele O'GRAOV Christ in the form of multicellular mentary school. Then, we all went LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Sophomore algae. I'm here again, despite my out onto the patio and there she mugshot, to talk about marijuana was again, dirty looks and all, like one of many. To the editor or pot," as I'll call it from now on we just ruined her trip. RACISM IS ALIVE, so I don't have to think about the America used to be the melting Saturday's football game at the spelling. The next day I'm sitting on one CAN BE CURED pot of the world, but we all grow Orange Bowl was one of the most of those slab benches in front of the older and we all get wiser. That is disappointing events I have ever O.K. Here's the classic line To the editor: everybody says: "A lot of my Cox Science Building and who not enough anymore. Now, we witnessed at the University of "It's all right, It'a friends smoke." Yeah. How's should come up all glowing about In the Sept. 23 issue of The are one big pot of "gumbo," as Miami. Please don't misunder Just alwaya the that... and, uh... for three summers the organization of the Hemp Miami Hurricane, Maximilian we New Orleanians uke to say. stand me. I am incredibly proud same." I- lived on an island where a lot of Awareness Council to some people Duke wrote an inspiring article Each ingredient is important in of our football team and the my neighbors were drug smug nearby, but this same girl? On man, about the struggles against rac making the whole thing work. entire football program — no glers (mostly unemployed, reces was she psyched, what a great ism and an individual's will to Therefore, there is nothing other college football team has sion and all) and man did they have enterprise she was embarking overcome such a barrier. admirable about the Ku Klux ever accomplished all that the some really cool guns. And while upon. It is true that racism has been Klan. Yes, they do have a right to Canes have done. around for a long time. Also, it I've never smokea myself, I've lis I sincerely apologize to the peo an opinion, but it is one that is What made me sick Saturday AMY tened to Cypress Hill's "Hits from has not always been a black and based upon ignorance and vanity. night was the pathetic attitudes ple working for legalization who white issue. There are other BISHOP the Bong" about fifty times and I just want to get high in the comfort Also, I would hate to imagine of the students. How could any Freshman also think that "Legalize it" by races and ethnic groups. And do something worse than what the one possibly "boo" his or her own of their homes without worry of we not sometimes discriminate Peter Tosh is a pure stroke of arrest. I meant no real offense. Klan offers. Isn't it bad enough? team? How could students get up genius. against our own people at times? Mr. Duke, even if I did know and leave before the game was Personally, I can think of other But even though I agree with So now that I've tried to prove who was going to stab me in the over? Grow up, kids! Show some causes to work for with more real Maximilian Duke that racism is my worthiness to make any utter istic goals, but anything's better back, I would rather that there pride and love for your alma "I Ilka tha ances on the subject of pot, let me alive and does provide a balance were no knives, lynchings or mater. than laying out at the pool. in this world, I strongly do not service. finally say that I see no reason why But in regard to those who are burning crosses at all. We could have had a happy There's mora pot should not be legalized.' agree that it is "uncurable." Akeahia Singleton, ending Saturday night. The oing to try to rant and rave at me You see, racism is not a sick food carta." For a long time, like, even before gke they're at a Baptist revival — senior entire student body could have the Atari 2600, people have been ness that you are born with and stayed to the end, sung the alma soothsayers of an herbal resurrec are forced to adapt to for the rest using drugs as a part of semi-daily tion, if you're really looking for a mater together and given the life. Whether it was ritualistic of your life. It is a learned and FOOTBAU GAME ENDED Hurricanes the biggest standing miracle raw material to get your accepted behavior that promotes vision seeking like Ken Kesey and gratuitously rebellious rocks off on, ovation this country has seen. JULIO the Merry Pranksters conducting the kind of ignorance that can be WITH POOR DISPLAY 58 undefeated games at the show up to my symposium or get corrected. All you have to do is SANMIGUEL "acid tests" on their search for a out of my face. OF SPIRIT BY UM FANS Orange Bowl. Way to go, 'Canes! Senior cool place, or Aldous Huxley break open your eyes and look around. Tracey Krulik, Gilby Kim is a senior majoring Your racial and ethnic group is ing through the "doors of percep in marine affairs. graduate atudent OUR OPINION Its a slightly better selection of vegetarian food, but thay Students can rock the vote need mon variety at Pizza he act of student participa doesn't even begin on campus, or, tions, yet it Is not too late for the Hut..." tion is paramount to almost more importantly, locally? November gubernatorial and con T any other aspect of college gressional races. Registering to ALEX life. Voicing one's opinion is one of The run-off elections for posi vote for next month's elections is KING the essential qualities present in tions in the Senate, Congress and still possible until Oct. 11 and it is Senior on-campus student involvement. Cabinet will take place on Oct. 4 fairly simple to find out which con Yet studies indicate that college- and are an ideal example of what venient location is nearest you. All age students rank the lowest students are supposed to take part you have to do is call 375-4600. among all other groups in terms of in. Choosing representatives with voting in national and state-wide similar viewpoints determines "I'm kinds elections. whether or not the issues impor The Hurricane urges all students disappointed tant to you will be implemented to vote on Tuesday and, if they into action. have not done so yet, get a voter's actually; rm Since UM can be considered registration card. -After all, even if Into health somewhat of a microcosm of the it may not seem so — your vote foods and I real world, how can students be Many students who have not yet can be the deciding one. It can donlsee expected to participate in such a registered to vote may be too late truly make all of the difference in anything Ilka large scale if student involvement to participate in Tuesday's elec the world. that not Ilka lastyear." KEVIN RICHARDSON Editor In Chief Fernando Battaglia Business Manager Junior Letter Policy €\)t Miami hurricane Senior Adviser Bruce Garrison Robert Kerr The Miami Hurricane encourages all reaJers lo voloe their opinions on issues related to the University or in response to "I think Waa ACP Hall of Fame Member 3 News Editor Accent Editor Graphics Editor any report published in the Hurricane. ™ P->™« -•> real shame Tha Miami Hurncana it published semi-weekly Letters Jo the editor may be submitted - h-indwritton or Pamela Wilfinger Stephanie Bargas Jeffrey M. Brooks pe 0 ,nlve i y c n,8r Roor they did away during the regular academic year and is written and 5f ^:_?i5 i !? ' « * n 221. or mated to P.O. Associate News Editor Asst. 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Sports Editor Copy Editor ___!!_!_*_. **«_ --°-* of the paper, names may be achool u es Th0 >aper reM ves ,h cartoons solely present the views of the respective Opinion Editor Derek Harper Matthew Corey li^^,letters torS^^ danty, brevit!. y anJd accuracy" « •**>•" toedW canteen." authors. Editorial and publication headquarters ara Photo Editor O 1984 University ol Miami T located at the University Center room 221. Business Irene Mederos Magazine Editor TEMINA DALIZU office: 284-4401. Assistant Opinion Editor Sean Hemmerle Darin Klahr 01994 Univeraity ol Miami undergraduate sludenls Asst. Photo Editor ' senior Newsroom: 284-2016, Fax 284-4404. Amanda Green SUM Assistant Candace Ritacco Kwasi Tanka Ftiday, September 30, 1994 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 7 Gen X label is restrictive Cardboard Boat Race asically, you and I are plant. Film, literature, comic books accepted and integrated into our nobody; our entire thought and even video games have cause- society as everyday phenomena. B process is not ours and, much of the hype over Generation People argue whether or not the finally, our generation is nothing X. acceptance actually exists based on On Lake Osceola at least that is The video game Revolution X, stereotyping. Stereotypes gener what we have to based on the rock group Aeros ally act as the public relations of a live up to. mith, and the comic book Genera group because they are what the Not too long tion X, by Marvel Comics, actually public eye is seeing. However, htitutotil An hitt'i Hire Stud ago, a term was encourage the use of the label in when seriously studied, it is obvi IIIUTMM. (if Ml.lllll needed to name hopes of inspiring pride; however, ous that cultures and differences our generation. it mocks and insults more than it are fusing into society. After great inspires. To say we borrow from other $275 in Cash and Prizes periods of There is, as in any large group, a generations isn't completely reflection, the stereotyping problem. A few ruin it untrue. Any generation that fol ()pen To All I niversity Students wise men of the MAXIMILLIAN for the rest. While the statement is lows another takes Y hand-me- Holy Temple of DUKE a cliche, it is still true. Our genera downs; that is a basic trait of a gen Society came up tion is breeding minds with some eration label. It's in our nature to with "Genera Editorial thing that other generations lacked take the work and ideas of others Friday, October 7th tion X." Columnist — the desire to make advance and expand and improve on them. While the name is a mystery in ments in various fields. While it is derivative, not many itself, it does have a definition. It generations have devised original denotes a self-absorbed, apathetic With the future coming at full ideas that depended on no preced generation of underachievers try speed, technological break ing thought. Prizes ing to conform to non-conformities. throughs are occurring every week. Today's generation is not Many people from the baby Second Place j."^ When society labels a generation ignorant of them either. Being boomer generation are just begin with a name like Generation X, it well-informed and familiar with ning to make advancements Third Place $50 restricts the generation's ability to these advancements to be able to towards the family life they are Most Creative io() grow. It gives society the opening improve on them is our advantage. supposed to aspire to attain. Basically, we are taking advan to prejudge a people that haven't Wally and the Beaver definitely lit,I RU.III_.IIC/.it 2SI-2"T1 had full opportunity to grow. didn't have virtual reality. tage of what is out there and with Society is not completely at fault; Our social advances far outweigh the generation span barely over, it rp;wl whi'nYiWsteriii-iial ihpSi idi-tii I iimn'l they are just the farmers who plant any other generation's. Free think is just too early to pass judgment. 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STARTS FRIDAY AT SELECTED THEATRES eiiitifj Jifjit dt to 2iii/j titter 'Heidi' is another Ring success By BIANCA SOLORZANO Hurricane Staff Writer Opening night of "The Heidi Chronicles" at UM's Ring Theatre proved to be yet another addition to the long line of top quality pro ductions the Theatre continues to produce. Winner of the 1989 Pulitzer Prize, Tony Award and New York Drama Critics' Award as best play, "The Heidi Chronicles" tracks the life of the leading character Heidi SEPT 30, 1994 Holland. Along the way the audi ence sees the rise and collapse of idealism among America's baby boomers. The production succeeded at 'cceut bringing across messages while being both humorous and serious. Emotions portrayed by the cast MARKS had the audience laughing at times then suddenly bringing them to a silent halt. The feminist play was broad Jamaican enough to offer attractive qualities to both sexes. dance team Even though the play begins back in the year 1965, it is pre sented in such a manner that both performs elderly and young audience mem bers can find meaning and a way in which to relate. atUM Each member of the cast was an addition to the great outcome of • Omine will give an acoustic the play. There was a definite feel Courtesy University of Miami Ring Theatre performance at 9 p.m. Friday in ing of both ease and closeness THE PLAYERS: Jason Hewitt, Kelly Parker and Bryan Sears in "The Heidi Chronicles' performed at the Ring Theatre at UM. the Wesley Center, 1210 Stanford between the fellow actors. One specific issue, about feminism and Dr. Following her, the musical helped to complement the other; a move from the 60s to the pre group September 30 will perform. back and forth. For more information contact Sean Shoestring executive directs 'Heidi' sent, but the play is broader than Kelly Parker appeared natural Hemmerle at 661-3939. that, it is humanist as opposed to and sincere in her performance as well in creating the mood and stage Tickets go on sale two weeks executive director for The Shoe feminist. It is about a person's • The National Theatre Com- the leading character Heidi. She needed to complete the work. before the performances begin. If string Players, an art education move from the mid-60s to the pre panmy of Jamaica is performing at made it easy for the audience to "I thought the play was funny you want to subscribe, tickets can company which produces over 300 sent," said Mancuso. 8 p.m. on Saturday and 7 p.m. on feel close with her throughout her and I would recommend anyone to be reduced by about 20 percent. performances a year. The company Mancuso feels good about The Sunday at the Gusman Center for journey of learning. She has obvi see it," said UM architecture stu The Ring Theatre will be closing also puts out over 600 workshops the Performing Arts. The compa Department of Theatre Arts fac ous talent and did justice to her dent Juan Pedro Alvarez. its doors for renovations in January in art education for school systems, ulty, staff, and talent at U.M. ny's repertoire revolves around its part. Chris Burke, another UM stu 1995. Any production by the Ring (elementary to university levels) pan-Caribbean origin and promises "The University of Miami runs a Peter, played by Bryan Sears, dent commented, "The show was Theatre Group will be performed each vear. top-notch Theatre department," a unique and exciting performance was superb. His high energy and amazing. Brian Sears moved me to at the Knight Center Ashe Audito This is Mancuso's first time as the flavor of the region is evi said Mancosa. "I am extremely ability to keep the audience laugh tears." rium, downtown Miami. working at and being involved with pleased with the people I've been dent in all aspects of the show. ing could not go unnoticed. Most U.M. He came to direct "The According to Rex Nettleford, the The well-casted play was defi The Ring Theatre's production working with. impressive was his range. He was nitely a success. of "The Heidi Chronicles" was Heidi Chronicles" after being "I can not urge strongly enough artistic director and founder of the able to jump from playing up the group, "It is merely a generation of The Ring Theatre has many directed by guest director Joe approached by Robert Ankrom in for U.M. students to take advan laughs, to showing deep and sin more shows in the future. Next Mancuso, who comes to The Uni New York. tage of what The Ring Theatre has the exploration and experimenta cere emotions. tion that knows no end in the exer they will be showing the winner of versity of Miami from New Jersey. Mancuso accepted to direct the to offer," said Mancuzo. "They will cise of the creative imagination." The adjustable stage set, realis the Tony Award and the New York Mancuso is on the faculty of the play because he felt "The Heidi be missing something in their col Ticket prices range from $10 to tic decorations and props, and clas Drama Critics' Award as the best Mason Gross School of the Arts at Chronicles" to be a strong play. lege career here if they don't expe $25. sic blasts from the past, all worked musical in 1966, Cabaret. Rutgers University. He is also the "One might think it's about a rience it." • From now through Nov. 3, the Miami-Dade Community College Kendall Campus Art Gallery is pre senting an exhibit of paintings and drawings by Mexican artist Saul Kaminer. This modem art exhibi Quiz Show has all the right answers tion is very special to the artist. setsPaf f* , anr^ mmd ml matt >H .f e• _-_painting nfUfflltnavs n arA teme _use a.r-._-._ld *~ "My work has been in local galler fter the critically-acclaimed profusely. When directors made ies, states Kaminer, "But this is A River Runs Through It, movie sets during their childhood, in a cultural context. I also think A actor-turned-director Rob such as Coppola, Spielberg and it's very important to have contact ert Redford has Redford, they tend to use this with students. I just hope my art brought us a style. It is a way of making the will touch people." The exhibit can movie of dis world seem shinier, happier, and be viewed from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. on tinct quality and wholesome. I don't believe it is the Mondays, Thursdays and Fridays and from 12 to 7:30 p.m. on Tues sensitivity. The way the world actually looked, but days and Wednesdays. movie is Quiz it's how the filmmakers remember Show, based on it. • The Piccadilly Fall Antique the true story of and Collectibles Extravaganza will the cheating Another possibility is that the be held today, tomorrow and Sun scandal in the style was used for formalistic rea day at the South Florida Fair show "Twenty- sons. For example, Cronenberg, in grounds in West Palm Beach. The One" which was VICTOR Naked Lunch, also shows a stylized fair features over 700 dealers from at one time OTERO version of the fifties, but this time 30 different states that will be buy more popular it is a gritty, Byzantine aesthetic ing, selling, trading and offering Movie than "I Love Reviewer that defines the character's state appraisals on items such as furni Lucy". of mind. The Cohen brothers in ture, glassware, jewelry, toys, Barton Fink, also starring advertising, coins, sports goods, Tuturro, create a claustrophobic and more. The show is open from The film focuses on the scandal world that the character inhabits. 12 to 5 p.m. today, 9 a.m.- 5 p.m. Whether or not Redford used this on Saturday and 10 a.m. to 4:30 and the three people whose lives it changed. The show would feature as a style germane to the theme of p.m. on Sunday. Admission is illusion/reality is arguable, what is $3.50 and parking is free. two contestants in isolation booths that would be asked tough ques not debatable is that the film looks • Tomorrow, the Miami tions; the "Jeopardy" of the 50s. great. The style of Quiz Show is so Museum of Science will open the America thought that these finely crafted that it is a pleasure to country's first major exhibition geniuses were actually answering watch; it is easy on the eves. about global warming, Greenhouse these tough questions when actu Earth. This presentation brings ally they were given the answers together interactive computers, and coached by the show's produc Courtesy Hollywood Pictures videos, information murals and ers as to behavior. The shows were A few things did bother me about hands-on activities to help educate QUIZ MASTER: Ralph Fiennes plays game show champion Charles Van Doren In "Quiz Show." as scripted as the "Honeymoon- the story. After much retrospec the public on environmental issues tion, I couldn't decide who the in a method that is exciting and ers," down to the host's Geritol smile. main character was. After more requires active participation. This retrospection, I couldn't decide if Goodwin is important, but nothing with ironic wit and infinite charm. because of scheduling conflicts he exhibition will run until Jan. 1, the film suffered for it. When the else. We mistakenly believe the Ralph Fiennes coming off his suc handed it over to Redford. Levin 1995. When unsightly egghead Herbie film begins we are with the movie is about him from a scene cess as Anion, the sadistic Nazi in son directed Redford in The Natu Stempel Gohn Tuturro) is replaced Tuturro character. The execs tell that could be dropped. Rob Mor Schindler's List, does a fine (pun ral and Redford had showed his • From 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. on directoral talents with Academy October 2 is the fourth annual by the handsome intellectual him to take the dive and he rebels, row, who some will recognize from intended) job. Although Van Doren "Curtain Up! '94" at the Broward Charles Van Doren (Ralph so you think it's going to be about "Northern Exposure", plays Good is American, the British Ralph Award-winning Ordinary People, Center for the Performing Arts, Fiennes), Stempel blows the whis injustice and revenge: the whistle- win with good spirit, but his mimi Fiennes (he pronounces it Raif) has Milagro Beanfield War and Rtver Esplanade Park and the Museum of tle. No one listens to him until blower. As the story progresses cal Boston accent doesn't ring problems with the accent. Tuturro Runs Through It Discovery and Science. This event Richard N. Goodwin (Rob Morrow) and we meet Goodwin, who starts true. The lovely Mira Sorvino, who ui some respects upstaged Despite its backing by Redford, allows the Broward cultural com shows up with a little idealism and to investigate "Twenty-One", we we saw in Barcelona, plays Good Fiennes, with his great portrayal of Quiz Show was a hard sell. A story munity to showcase their upcoming lot of ambition. think it's going to be about investi win's wife; an unnecessary role for a humorous character. He never about a contemporary scandal usu season. This free entertainment The visual style of Quiz Show is gation and discovery: a detective such a talented actress. The most makes a mistake while taking a dis ally involves murder and sex, pref includes performances by local the reminiscent of Francis Ford Cop tale. But then, the story becomes revealing moments are between gruntled guy into pure brilliance. erably both. This is a story about ater groups, dance troupes, and pola's Tucker: A Man and His about Charles Van Doren and his Ralph Fiennes (playing Charles Quiz Show was developed by moral judgments and ethics, more violinists from the Florida Philhar Dream. It is what I call cinema moral conflict about honesty and Van Doren) and Academy Award- director Barry Levinson from a about internal conflicts, lt is also monic. Jazz concerts will take place plastiqu,, the "studio look" of the honor: internal moral struggle. In winner Paul Scofield as Mark Van chapter from Richard Goodwin's about money and fame, through throughout Riverwalk, Esplanade 30s through the 60s. The colors the end the film tries to be about all Doren. Scofield delivers a brilliant book, Remembering America. competent direction, a coherent Park and Brickell Avenue. are saturated, the sets look like of these. portrayal of the poet Van Doren When Levinson couldn't do it script and superb acting. "JV1 is a fixture of the festival," a performing group that was at a group. really excited about [JV1]. I'm By DAVID AIZER much higher level, and that's what Hurricane Statt Writer said Vivian Waddell, Festival So select, in fact, that this year's most grateful that the people are Jazz vocal Miami's coordinator. "They always this is." JV1 ensemble has only 8 women, 7 talented in the group. As the attract one of our biggest audi JV1 is one of three jazz-vocal men and 3 background musicians: a semester wears on, we are going In 1970, UM music professor ences. They're one of our most ensembles offered as a class by the pianist, a bassist and a drummer. to sound pretty tight." Larry Lapin created a program popular programs." School of Music. The others, Jazz- However, the lack of quantity For the finished product to be ensemble which offered music students-the Vocal Two and Jazz-Vocal Three, does not translate into a lack of impressive, much effort is opportunity to sing jazz. Today, the "Around the late part of the are similar programs available to quality. Eight times in the past 10 required. program and its founder are still 1970's, the ensemble started to students who, after auditioning, years, JV1 has captured Down ''It's hard work," said Lapin. here. become a little more important are not placed in JV1. Beat Magazine's nationally recog "They rehearse a long time. They still going At 8 p.m. Sunday, the School of mainly because we started a "Jazz-Vocal majors must sing in nized "National D.B. Award" for rehearse four davs a week." Music's premiere jazz vocal ensem degree program in the school of one of those groups," Lapin its outstanding performance as a The Festival Miami performance ble, Jazz-Vocal One, will have their music in jazz," said Lapin, the pro explained. "If they're not good college jazz-vocal ensemble. this weekend will not be the only annual Festival Miami perfor gram's director since its inception enough to get into the first one, "It s pretty amazing," said Char appearance at Gusman Hall for JVl strong mance in the Maurice Gusman and the director of UM's jazz-vocal then they'll be in the second or lie Bensusen, a junior transfer stu this semester. All three JV groups Concert Hall. program. "The singers had to have third one. JV1 is a very select dent and member of JV1. "I'm will perform in the annual fall con cert Nov. 13. Friday, September 30,1994 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 9 Marijuana plant starts By STEPHANIE J.BARQA8 tingthe record straight. Accent Editor 'That fact is that it is ridiculous that it is not used, food, fuel, fiber The Hemp Awareness Council and medicine are only a few of the (HAC) meets ay 8 p.m. every uses," said Gimpel. "You can run Wednesday at the Student Union. your car on it!" Members and people interested in Society may tend to pre-judge Jhe council also meet every Sunday what the hemp movement is all et Churchill's Hideaway to see about. Crazy Fingers, a Greatful Dead "The main reason the council is cover band. so concerned with presenting the ; HAC is a group of people who facts on hemp is because of the support the use of the Hemp plant people tend to be misinformed," ior commercial use and many peo said Gimpel. ple have proven to be an integral "We put a letter into the Sep pert of the environmental move tember issue of the Hurricane but ment. it was edited," said Geil Bilu, presi dent of the council. "I was offended ". The council has a series of bene- because the main reason of the let Jlts and projects that they are ter that Brent wrote was to truly plannng for the future, one of present facts and give people an which will be held Oct. 1, featuring idea about our cause." the bands Natural High, Smoking Other uses of Hemp are oil, Toad, The Tribe, and Baboons. methanol (fuel), and biomass char coal (for energy). Medical uses as •' The proceeds go back to the mentioned above have known to council so that they will be able to help treat Asthma, glaucoma, produce fliers and information for tumors, nausea, epilepsy, multiple their cause. The research and sclerosis, back pain and muscle ; reports that they obtain from vari spasms to name a few. ous international sources can often Surprisingly enough these "pot be costly. advocates" as many people call them, do have a cause in mind. T The main objective of the Coun Environmentally, it is a stable and cil is to educate people on the facts: efficient crop. that hemp is a natural resource usable in many modern materials "One acre of hemp can produce fcday. four times more paper than one acre of trees in less than one- In February of 1993, Popular quarter of the time," said Gimpel. Mechanics magazine called hemp In a sense, the HAC is a group of "the new million dollar crop. people learning to deal with mod ern day problems, however, their SEAN HEMMERLE / Photo Editor - * Brent Gimpel, vice president of answer derives from a plant that HEMP AWARENESS: Elvy Musikka, one of eight people in the United States that is leaallv allowed to take lhe HAC is very interested in set- has a bad name. government issued marijuana for glaucoma and cataracts. g^f auowea t0 uke Lowe presents Nubian exhibit Miccossukee culture visits UM By MAD AY RODRIGUEZ enchanted artifacts. Nubia is often are the Rhomboid Palette, which By REBECCA WEINSTEIN Students brought food donations opportunity to get the players' Hurricane Staff Writer said to have been overshadowed by was used for grading minerals into Hurricane StafI Writer from Dunkin Donuts and Costco's. autographs. Egypt's gigantic pyramids and powdered cosmetics for face and As the Memorial Building The students from the University "I came here last year and I Ancient Nubia: Egypt's Rival in eyes, beautiful bracelets and color Africa is the title of the new exhibi- temples but in fact, this vast region became consumed with people of Miami and from the Miccossuki came back again because I like to was powerful enough to rule and fully ornamented necklaces. This rushing to their classes, they reserve mingled and taught each see the football players," said 14- . tion in the Lowe Art Museum collection depicts Nubian lifestyles being presented from September conquer Egypt itself, since it cre couldn't help but notice the arrival other about their Uves. year-old, Jaquehne Oscela. "I'm at different levels of society, from of over 15 children from the Mic "The Miccossuki's have a quiet not a UM fan but it is great to see 22 through November 27. ated the largest state ever to exist Kings to lower classes. This elaborate traveling exhibi along the Nile. cossukee Indian Reservation. ness and a reserve that I expected the players anyway." tion contains more than 300 arti According to Brian Derson, The visit of the children acted as but I think my students were a bit The course has been offered for facts including statuary, ceramic Nubia remained a strong and a cultural exchange that offered surprised," said Joyce Speiller wealthy kingdom for over a millen director if the Lowe Art Museum, credit for two years now, and prior . vessels, jewelry and funerary it takes approximately three years students in English 395, a class Morrs, professor. "In their culture to this it ran as a volunteer pro nium (2400-1500 B.C.) and the devoted to writing for and about they don't talk so much, ita a differ inscriptions, that are definitely product* of this extravagant soci of advanced preparation in order gram where many football players worth admiring. This outstanding for these valuable collections to be community service, an opportunity ent way of being, they communi participated in community activi ety still exist today to enlighten for an informal exchange of ideas cate through sign language more collection is being presented by the and astound us. exhibited in the museum. The sub ties. They attended detention cen University Museum of Archaeol ject matter of this particular and beliefs. than by speaking." ters amongst other things and ogy and Anthropology, from the The Bronze Age, the first sec exhibit is extremely important The students seemed pleased The students from the reserva tion of the exhibit dates from 3000 acted as positive role models to the University of Pennsylvania. since the Lowe does not possess an that the Indians visited. tion participated in the informal youngsters. Next year the course to 1000 B.C., and include extraor Egyptian collection. "It is both an "Their visit exposes us to a dif gathering and while more shy than dinary products such as eggshell will be offered in its permanent expensive and detailed process for ferent people and a different cul the university students, talked and position as English 332. To appreciate the richness of painted wares, elaborately mcised the travelling exhibits to visit us," ture," said Bertrand Madsen, liaised with the people in the class. "The athletes care so much Nubia's collection, one must first vessels, and brilliantly furnished commented Derson, "But the freshman. "They lead a normal Many of them were UM football take a deeper look at the culture red wares with black tops. about giving back to their commu rewards of such collections are life, I expected then to be more iso fans who came decked out in their nity," said Speiller-Morris. and people which gave life to these Some highlights of this exhibit unexpressible." lated and less Americanized." 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Stone Temple Pilots Interstate Love Song talk show) outside the Student Union. The •Americans drive nearly 4 proposed structure would have billion miles a day, using 200 4. Greenday Basketcase Other broadcasts for the future: been an open-air pavilion with a million gallons of gas. 5. Daniel Brl-sebois Ain't Gonna Cry No More Local Color, Fit for Life, To the glass roof, attractively enclosing • Every twelve hours, 6. If I were a Carpenter Close to You Point, Nightout, 12,600 square feet of column-free Americans create enough garbage Disabled Profiles m 7. Hope Factory No Second Tray space with a relatively light to fill the Louisiana Superdome. 8. Muse In the Middle of a Dream assemblage. What happened? • Americans add up to 5% of the world's population, yet we 9. GW. McLennan • Lightning Fires generate 25% of the world's 10. Treehouse Through the Night pollution and 30% of its garbage. MJmia I Rutger s first on comeback trail Miami's defense must stop the run 40 has enabled him to run for 67 MIAMI yards and another touchdown. Presley (5-10, 215), the 1992 vs., Big East Rookie of the Year, has gained 262 yards on 61 carries this season and scored three touch downs, caught five passes for 23 r yiard s and completed the only pass he has attempted Willis (6-0, 200), the 1993 Big By LIAM FITZGERALD East Rookie of the Year after gain Sports Editor ing 1,261 yards and amassing 13 Following a heartbreaking loss at touchdowns, has rushed for 319 the Orange Bowl last Saturday, the yards and one touchdown in 1994. No. 12 University of Miami Hurri The Hurricanes recognize the canes feel the only way to rid them Scarlet Knights' powerful running selves of the anguish is by aveng game and how much it is ai ]par t of ing the defeat against Rutgers their offensive strategy. (Conse - University Saturday (noon, Ch. 10) quently, Miami's defensive game at the newly refurbished Rutgers plan will likely be similar to the one SEPT. 30. 1994 Stadium (42,000) in Piscataway, used to contain Husky Heisman NJ. candidate Napoleon Kaufman. "The only way to get rid of the "They have a great offense, UM CROSS COUNTRY pain we have right now is to get almost the same as Washington," back on the field and play," UM Richardson said. "We'll have to READY FOR BARNETT Coach Dennis Erickson said. stop the run, because they have "We have to get some confi two great running backs (Willis, Presley). They also like to go to After a two week break, the Uni CHRIS BERNACCHI/Staff Photographer dence from somewhere, since we versity of Miami cross country the tight end on third sometimes • 3ET...HUTI: Under the watchful eye of Tight Ends/Assistant Offensive Line Coach Art Kehoe (top right), had a loss last week," Miami senior team is gearing up for its next cornerback Carl Richardson said. and are very good at keeping pos race, the Barnett Bank Invitational the Hurricanes' prepare Tuesday for this weekend's contest with the Scarlet Knights of Rutgers University In "We want to be 3-1, not 2-2. We session of the ball." in Gainesville, Fla., Saturday. New Jersey. want to get the monkey off our "We're doing pretty much the The men hope to earn a top five back. This is just the first game. same thing we did against Wash finish in the 15-team meet, while We have nine more left. Irs not ington," Erickson said about the the women will take only freshman over yet. team's defensive game plan. "In runner Tara DeSorbo and will not Miami's Sapp to be a test for "Coach Erickson has talked to us the first half (against Washington), figure in the team standings. about the loss, about keeping our we were pretty much able to con "The guys are practicing much heads up and moving on. He's told trol (Napoleon) Kaufman, so we'll better," Cross Country Coach us the real sign of a champion is basically use the same plan." Mike Ward said. "We've been Scarlet Knights' Williams how you come back. Well, we're working really hard and we want to ready to come back. We have to be in the top four or five. To get By MATT BRODY I don't know too many people that Two of Miami's opponents to take it out on somebody - we have a HURRICANE third would take a really good per Special to the Hurricane I'm going out there to play that are date, Georgia Southern and Ari lot of grief and pain stored up formance." NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ. — going to be soft," Williams said. zona State, scored a combined 10 inside us and Rutgers is our next FOOTBALL The last meet for the teams was Rutgers University offensive guard "He^ probably the best person I'll points against the Hurricanes. opponent, so that has to be our Kareem Williams drew the short play against all year, but I've still WHO: Miami Hurricanes vs. the Central Florida Invitational in "They haven't been tested like release." Rutgers University Orlando two weeks ago. Ward said straw, but he's not the least bit got to go out there and play, it's as we're going to test them," Harper To vent that anger and emerge that the layoff was good for the afraid of going up against the Uni simple as that." said. "I'm not going to look right victorious, the Hurricanes' defense WHERE: Rutgers Stadium, teams, and that for the most part, versity of Miami's star defensive Sapp was cited as "the best by them — I've got a lot of respect must be well-prepared when they Piscataway, N.J. there have been no major injuries. tackle, Warren Sapp on Saturday, defensive lineman in the nation at for them. But I really think their collide head-on with Rutgers' The one exception is Jeanette when UM battles the Scarlet this time," earlier this month by defensive line and linebackers strong, outstanding tandem at run WHEN: Saturday, Noon Williams, who will be out for at Knights at noon at Rutgers Sta ESPN's Lee Corso. He was named cover them up. ning back - junior Bruce Presley least two weeks after a freak col dium. a preseason All-American by nine RADIO: WVUM (90.5 FM), and sophomore Terrell Willis, not WIOD (610 AM) larbone injury she suffered when Although he missed last year's publications. to mention quarterback Ray Lucas, she fell off of a campus security Williams said two other keys to game at Miami because of his The rest of the defense will pose the Miami defense are their speed, who is finally receiving the recog golf cart two weeks ago. Ward involvement in the Stelton Lanes quite a challenge as well. Rutgers TV: Big East Television but more importantly, their atti nition Bryan Fortay kept away Network (Channel 10) hopes that she will be able to run in brawl, he is confident in his ability Coach Doug Graber said he does the last couple of meets this sea- tude. "A lot of people are fast, but from him. to hold off the highly-regarded line not see much of a difference they're relentless, too. They say, Lucas (6-3, 210), a junior in his OUTLOOK: The No. 12 man. between Sapp and Miami's other 'I'm not losing no matter what.' ' first full season as the starting sig Hurricanes look to rebound — RICK GOLD "He's been running over every tackle, Pat Riley. "Their two tack nal-caller, has completed 61 of 100 after last weeks loss when body else, but I'm not everybody les and their middle backer Ray Matt Brody is the Assistant passes this season and averages they travel to Rutgers to play BRANNAN, WESTFALL else," Williams said. Lewis are all great players," Gra Sports Editor of The Daily Tar- 192.5 passing yards per game. He the high-scoring Scarlet He said no special preparation ber said. "Their front seven is gum, the school newspaper at Rut Knights in their newly SELECTED FOR USA has also thrown six touchdown refurbished stadium. will be in order. "It's Division I, so really good too." gers University BASEBALL TRIALS passes, while his 4.45 speed in the University of Miami pitchers Mian Westfall and Ryan Brannan were among 72 athletes selected Although streak ends, Hurricane dynasty still lives to participate in the 1994 USA I have written papers on Shake food poisoning. Baseball National Fall Trials to be was on the team that set the origi make a tackle if Gary Coleman was net. Suit up, and run down on the speare, analyzed Moby Dick, tried If you happened to check the nal streak record, I was also on the the ball carrier, yet he saw fit last opening kickoff of the Florida State held November 2-6 in Homestead, to make sense out of medieval lit Fla. game out at all, you would have team that lost the streak, and I was Tuesday to offer his expert opinion game. Help us get our dynasty erature, and also written feature realized that for the first 30 min also on the team that started the on Miami Hurricane football. This back. I hope he doesn't read this Both Westfall and Brannan stories on indi pitched well for a Miami team that utes we probably would have new home winning streak when we is what inspires me to be a sports alone, he will need a paramedic. viduals who beaten the San Francisco 49ers. beat the Florida State Seminoles journalist — we need people to The thought of running down the went 49-14 and finished fifth at the were as exciting College World Series in June. However, if you took too long get on Oct. 8, 1994. Bobby Bowden write who have a little bit of knowl field and facing guys as big as as a jar of pick ting that hot dog during halftime, will probably still be coaching those edge about the game. Dwayne Johnson and his arm-tend Westfall, a sophomore from Del- les. However, tona, Fla., allowed only eight hits in you probably suffered respiratory riff-raffs too. All he knows is what Keith Jack ing clan is certain to make him this has to be problems when you returned and Well, we are over it now, and we son and Bob Griese tell him on tele 20 innings relief, struck out 22 and the toughest faint. Hey Jason, they don't put salt finished with a 0.00 ERA in his saw us trailing Washington, 25-14. are definitely not out of the vision. His idea of a sacrifice is giv on those forearms before you eat iece of work We loaned the Huskies 22 points in National Championship hunt. The ing up jelly doughnuts for glazed them. freshman season at Miami. ve ever had to Brannan, a sophomore from P five minutes and they proceeded to path to the top is still there and we ones because he's counting calo This week we are back in the write. default on that loan. are making plans to walk that path. ries. He pronounced the Hurricane saddle against a much improved Huntington Beach, Calif., went 2-0 Saturday's CHAD with a 4.80 ERA for the Hurri Now I know how the loan officers The load we carry will be lighter, football dynasty officially dead. Rutgers team, and we are looking loss in the WILSON at Barnett Bank feel. We should because our bandwagon hit a pot When the era of dominance began, for people to take our frustrations canes. The right-hander will likely Orange Bowl, be a key member of Miami's start Sports have checked their credit report. hole and dropped of all the wanna Mr. Molinet was still carrying a Six out on. I bet they'll be asking them our first in nine Only God knows why those five be's. It also opened up the closet Million Dollar Man lunch box, and selves, why us? ing rotation next season. years, was like a Columnist Miami reliever Jay Tessmer, a minutes of hell took place. Maybe for the bad-bodied football experts. chewing on crayons. Who pro plate full of liver; it left a bad taste it was just time to end the streak K_hter Jason Molinet, sports col claimed him the coroner? Chad Wilson is a senior major senior from Cochranton, Pa., was a in our mouths. I said in last week's member of the 1994 Team USA — it was getting too much press umnist for this very publication. I hadn't seen him all year until ing in broadcast journalism and article that we were going to have anyway. Mr. Molinet couldn't catch a pass if we lost, isn't that amazing. I am squad this past summer. Huskies for dinner. Well, we got plays cornerback for the University The 1995 USA Baseball Head I will tell my grandchildren that I we mailed it to him, and he couldn't issuing a challenge to Jason Moli- of Miami football team. Coach is Skip Bertman, a former Miami assistant, who coaches Loui siana State University. Mike Fiore, a former All-American for the Hur Miami still has a Erb looks ricanes, is the general manager. — LlXM FITZGERALD to retain FORMER UM AD SABAN shot at the title RETURNS TO COACHING By DEREK HARPER are on probation by the NCAA and supremacy Assistant Sports Editor are therefore ineligible to be Lou Saban, athletic director at Many writers and fans have national champions. That leaves the University of Miami in the late given up on the Hurricanes in nine more teams ahead of the Hur By CHRIS CLARK ricanes. 1970s who recruited Jim Kelly to 1994, some for good. However, Hurricane Stall Writer play at Miami, is returning to the University ofMiami football The l-Oth-ranked University of It's getting too easy for Smokin' coaching at age 71. team still has the slimmest of Texas Longhorns still have a tough Erb, the undefeated titans atop chances to play for the National schedule that includes games Saban, who coached football at Campus Sports and Recreation's every level, was named the head Championship. against Texas A&M and the Uni fall intramural football campaign. football coach at Alfred State Col UM is currently ranked No. 13 in versity of Colorado. The Univer lege, a two-year college in Alfred, the Associated Press writer's poll sity of Alabama, currently No. 9, With a divisional title in intramu NX, which will field its first team (AP) and No. 12 in the USA must play the University of Geor ral play and a championship title in ever next fall. Today/CNN coaches' poll, but keep gia, 'the University of Tennessee last month's tournament, Erb, led "I will give my best effort in in mind many of the teams above and most likely Florida for the by captain Marty Zackroff, simply kicking off the program to a suc the Hurricanes must still play each Southeastern Conference Champi is not being challenged. cessful venture, Saban said in a other before bowl bids are sent our onship. statement released by the college. for the right to play on New Year's With wins over Virginia Tech Erb smoked Lambda Chi Alpha, Saban was fired in June from his Day. and FSU, the Hurricanes would 20-0, in the last tournament, while last job as coach of the Milwaukee "As far as the polls, everybody probably leap ahead of Tennessee in intramural play, they have Mustangs, a team in the Arena has to play each other," linebacker and Florida anyway, both of whom cruised to five wins in as many League that started its first season Ray Lewis said. "A lot is going to are undefeated but have been less games. with a 0-4 record. happen before it's over." than spectacular than their records "We just want some competition. He coached the NFL's Buffalo The Hurricanes must win each of might indicate. No one has scored on us," Erb vet Bills twice, leading them to the their remaining games to have From there, the situation eran wide receiver/defensive back AFL Championship in 1964 and even a slim shot at the title, and becomes even more confusing. • BUSINESS A8 USUAL: Quarterback Mark Strube, who played with Charles Judkins said. 1965. He quit over a contract dis those games include dates with No. Three Big Ten teams, the Univer the Orlando Predators of the Arena League, leads the Graduate Busi Erb will take the Intramural pute but returned to coach the Bills 3 Flonda State University on Oct. sity of Michigan, the University of ness Students squad down the field in their game Wednesday on the Field again this Saturday afternoon from 1972-76, a move which 8 and No. 10 Virginia Tech on Oct. Notre Dame and Penn State Uni Intramural Fields. for CSR's second pigskin tourna allowed him to coach OJ. Simpson 29, both at the Orange Bowl. Both versity are all ahead of Miami. ment of the year ana looks to be in 1973 when Simpson gained teams are ranked ahead of the Hur Penn State still must play Michigan 10 conference, who will most likely easy schedule the rest of the way. the team to beat. 2,003 yards. ricanes, who control their own des and Notre Dame, and the team be the University of Arizona, Colorado and Texas play this "I want a lot teams to come out Saban also had stints with the tiny. with the best record in the confer- another team ahead of the Hurri weekend, a game that could be and play so the [prize] pot is that Boston Patriots and Denver Bron "We've got Florida State down 'ence will play in the Rose Bowl, canes in the polls. The Wildcats very meaningful for Miami should much bigger for us to take," Jud cos and has since worked for the road, and a lot of games left," leaving the other two out of the still have nationally ranked Wash Texas be victorious. The other kins said. numerous high schools and col Miami Coach Dennis Erickson said. national championship picture. ington, Washington State Univer team, the No. 2 ranked University leges. "We can do it, but we have to make These three schools each have sity, USC and UCLA remaining on of Florida, must still play Georgia, Teams wishing to roll the dice "It's not often you get a chance it happen." the University of Wisconsin, Ohio their regular season schedule. FSU, Tennessee and possibly Ala against Erb should sign up in to work or play for a legend,' Now for the other teams the State University and the Univer That leaves three teams. Colo bama. Apartment 45D by 4 p.m. Friday. Alfred State Athletic Director Ste Hurricanes must hurdle to play for sity of Illinois on their schedule, all rado and top-ranked University of Keep in mind that Miami does Entry fee is $10. phen Babcock said. "I'm excited the title: of whom are nationally ranked and Nebraska pose the biggest problem not have to be No.l by the end of for everyone who will benefit from In the AP poll, the University of possibly could win the Big Ten for Miami. The Buffaloes and the the regular season, however, they In addition to Judkins, Erb is led having Lou Saban with us." Washington, Texas A&M Univer crown. Cornhuskers play each other, but must be in position, most likely the by Peter Dallas, Cliff Ondercin, Associated Press contributed sity and Auburn University are all The winner of the Big Ten will that will take care of only one team No. 2 spot, to play in the national Ron Yacoub, Herb Harman, Mike to this report. ranked ahead of Miami, but each play the winner of the Pacific Coast — the other will face a relatively championship game. Ware and Ben Sparks. *. -r Friday. September 30.1994 THE MIAMI HURRICANE Page 11 —___—— CONFIDENTIAL ARTHUR I. SHAPIRO. 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(X~_) and BlahBlahBlah 26 Ptiotograph by: T. Scott Krenz, U. of Iowa Cover Photographs and Computer Illustration by: Rant/ A. Hoseley and Jessica Trask Watch this "Political Correctness Watch" [Welcome to Student U. 1994] serves as a great place to see how stupid our universities are getting. Getting rid Opinion of a mascot because it is too white, too man iM like, too Indian — this is stupid. Also, I object Poll to the use of the word "African American." 1 Stacked in their favor have never heard the term to mean anything but m black. I know a couple of friends from Africa, You have made our building nationally Should there be an NCAA football playoff? famous (or is it infamous?)! Contrary to the and they are white. Should I call them African opinion expressed by the janitor quoted in Americans? I think when describing someone, "If you want to see every football team in the [Urge: "Wherever the Mood Strikes You," you should use words like big, small, fat, skinny, United States beat by the U. of Nebraska this year, YES NO blue-eyed, brown-eyed, blond or brown hair. August 1994], this sort of activity (a.k.a. sex in heck yeah there should be a playoff." the stacks) is known to occur in the darker and Andrea ('.mart, senior, U. of Nebraska, Lincoln lonelier areas of the venerable Walter Library Travis S. Anderson, sophomore, Building here at the U. of Minnesota . There is Washington State V. "I think there should be an NCAA football playoff indeed much t! 4 • II. Majjjiiziiitf SEPTEMBER 1 9 _il TEST HOW WATERPR • ft F A BOOT I UH TePeePee The campus newspaper, the HAMBURGER enerations from now, HELP YOUR SELFER .elders will gather around Oklahoma Daily, reported the AVBVRN U., Alabe-ae—Ust. term campfires, toast marsh- story. ended in lean times for Auburn U. mallows and tell this legend — of the rime Then something other than fraternities. when the PC Beast clashed with the peepee hit the fan. The newspaper Apparently a desire Dumb Greek Runners. Anil, like most was barraged with letters from for less-beefy bro legends, it'll change a bit with each telling. outraged students — none of Short thers prompted the As far as anyone can remember, it all whom had been tepee-dwellers on theft of a case of started in March when a group of that fateful night — decrying the sliced beef and a American Indian students at the 0. of desecration. Many ankles were Takes case of bacon from Oklahoma set up a tepee in front of the sprained as the bandwagon was the Delta Chi campus library to celebrate American hoarded en masse. kitchen. Another one and a half cases Indian Heritage Week. Frances Wise, president of the of ham were pilfered from Beta Darkness fell. In the early morning Alliance of Indigenous People, Theta Pi. Days later, Sigma Nu hours, six Phi Kappa Psi fraternity stepped in as the self-appointed brothers chased an unidentified man brothers streaked through campus. Gosh, champion of the Indians' cause from the house kitchen. Fat chance what fun that must be. At any rate, one ot and called for a rally. that the culprits) will be caught. the men decided to take a break from the The day of the rally, Wise had Kxhihitionist Olympics — streaking is trouble with a fault)* loudspeaker, hard work — and stop near the tepee. He which she blamed on an WHAT'S YOUR BEEF? lifted the flap to peer inside, unwittingly administrative plot to shut her up 17. OF GEORGIA—Never fear. ! committing PC suicide. Ten eyes stared and protect the fraternity boys She On June 21, Selkirk, who had not filed Auburn L . frat boys. The beefs with back. Tripping in a frantic getaway he characterized the event as "indicative of the racial harassment charges, latched onto your neighbors to the east. The U. of dislodged one ot the structure's support whole institutionalized racism at OU.* the fender of the bandwagon. He stageil I Georgia food science department poles, causing no permanent damage to Six fraternity members admitted to hunger strike and demanded and got an sells the meat from their research the tepee. With their campus tour wrongdoing, settling the case before a apology from OU's interim president, projects and meat evaluation classes. complete, the men streaked for home, no judicial hearing was held. Their sentence Scott Martin, for an event that occurred 'We're not doing anything like doubt secure in the knowledge that the) — -0 hours of community service, a $50 when he wasn't even in office. Selkirk — injecting them." says Keith Bertram). had been really wild and crazy! Du-li' They fine, two Alcoholics Anonymous meetings one of the five who had agreed to the professor of animal and dairy science. P*rty so bird.' and a "C" or better in an ethics course — settlement — wants the case reopened in.I ".•VII we do is get people into a room One of the occupants of the tepee. was agreed to hy the universit)* and the five public disclosure of all records of racial and cut up the carcass, much as they Stephen Selkirk, president of the OL" Indians. Charges were then dropped incidents dating from January, I9M. (Al would in retail." At any rate, it surely American Indian Student Association, against Phi Kappa Psi since the event was of press rime, Selkirk had not requested beats anything you'd find in a called the police. Another reported that not fraternity sponsored, unlike the annual copies of the Zapruder film and access ttt fraternity refrigerator. she had heard the distinct sound of urine Run SakcJ and Pee on a Grass Hut event, the grassy knoll.) splashing against the side ofthe tepee. No which is held in the fall. When last seen, Selkirk was still ALL BATHROOMS ARE one else at the time shared that Despite the Indian students' approval of sweating out the summer days on the* NOT CREATED EQUAL recollection, and no evidence was found to the sentence. Wise was incensed that it was administration building steps, resolute in U OF DELAH'.4KE—SeM time you corroborate the allegation of peepee on too lenient. She staged a second rally, his demand for justice. Sitting Selkirk. It has hare to 'see a man about a horse." the tepee — and. yes. the police did complete with a functioning loudspeaker and a ring to it. Maybe a TV movie ofthe wttk. watch out for toilet paper investigate the base of the structure for OL' law professor Anita Hill speaking on discrimination—especially if you're traces ot bodily fluids. Picture that. behalf of raaal equality. Wait — there's more. • Nicole R. Leu, L . of Oklahoma visiting the V. of Delaware. After receiving complaints from disgruntled women's bathroom users, a janitor replaced the rwo-sheet-at-a-nme toilet paper dispenser with a free-flowing one from the men's bathroom, and the scandal hit the hn. Shortly after switching the holders, the janitor received a note from a disgruntled Term Project habitue of the men's room: "Am I supposed to wipe my ass with one ""-*> here are no-good drop "Something we created could rum the energy and vision to make changes. sheet of toilet paper at a ome?* The outs, and there are do- country around." Fazio says. [Project America) inspires the backlionc* "I note sparked the installation of free- good dropouts. Setting up recycling centers, cleaning our society — students are the people whu flowing ihipi nn I in all the building's Tim Fazio and Joe Kohb from Penn State up vac-ant lots, organizing food drives and are responsible for change." bathrooms. The man, presumably, L". and their buddy Jorey Ramer from MIT putting together job fairs for people with Sal Anderson, student body president was mowed by the gesture. all took time off irotn college m l-W to work disabilities are iust a few of the volunteer at Mont Clair State V. in New Jtnt) is lull-ame on their .-re-ation Protect America. group's projects. soliciting campus groups to participate. Volunteerism is nothing new, but NOT LATIN LOVERS Anderson says MCSU is focusing its Proiect America takes it one step further TEXAS A&M (/.. Prmirit View— energies on a canned food drive. "Wt arc- with the first-ever national Community They say Latin is a dead language. running with the idea," he says. "I think improvement day — Oct. 15. More than When Prairie Mew students objected volunteering is something students .ire* 1 >0 community groups and thousands of to a w ord in the school's Latin motto, really into doing." volunteers across the country are expected the university legem, let them bun* it "We want to show that our generation to participate. and go srith the English translation. isn't a bunch of slackers — there's power in Focmefh' Hex-roarr. ftull—, Srrroaaae "H e are actually working on youth activism, power in community the morao is now "Research. Teaching, something that will make a difference. If I service," Kohli says. "I think everyone wani* Service. * Students at the histoncalh went and got a job like everyone else, I to affect something bigger than themselves. black college objected to the word would have been stuck at a desk not doing For more information on Project at.atmmm. Latin (or"service,"b— it what 1 want." Kohli savs. America, call (800) 880-3552. meant damy during the Middk Ages. Bill Kucera, a first-year law student at Northwestern L*. and field director for • Fvege James, Tbe Slate Sews, Chicago events, says. "Students have the Michigan State U. • • l". M.«vi.»/*iii«.* SEPTfMBER 1994 TEST HOW • I • ked! YOU, MY DEAR, ARE NO ollege usually means hitting legal red tape. As a full-time student with — for not completing the service. LADY GODIVA the books, but if you hit 'em a job, she says, she couldn't complete her She was thrown in jail for 10 days 1 sentence — 60 hours of community before she could even move her car or U. OF FLORIDA—Streaking on and run at Florida State I'., you just might end up in jail. service — by the court's deadline. make arrangements for her cat — and her college campuses has become request to have the relatively common, That's what senior Claire Olsen found out sentence reduced to especially in the Thomas. The Fionas Flambeau. Florida State U. nights only was denied. spring. Perhaps a when she was, um, booked by the police after Olsen lost her job and Short little too common. missed two weeks of her When three she was caught leaving FSU's library with an summer class with women ran probably the most Takes through a U. of unchecked French- English dictionary. unbelievable excuse in Florida building university history since Olsen says she covering only their heads, an "the dog ate my accidentally stuck the accounting teacher was not shocked; homework." she was critical. The students book in her bag in her couldn't even see the women who rush to get to class but "I lost 11 pounds in I (I ran through her classroom, she was caught by an days," she says of her stay complained. "She just yelled, unsympathetic FSU in the slammer. 'Whoop, whoop, whoop,' waved her police officer. "The "Everybody in there has arms and ran out," the teacher said. police officer was totally some kind of disease. "You are supposed to run up and antagonizing me," she There was hepatitis, TB, down the aisles." says. "I didn't think they lice, and a lot of the would believe I had women had AIDS. They accidentally put |the totally treat you ns 101 USES FOR SOCCER nothing." LEFTOVERS book] in there." So she lied, saying she The end? Not quite. ADELPHI U., New York—Beware Armed with a letter of recommendation Olsen has learned from her literary of Greeks bearing gifts—unless the didn't know where the book came from or whose it was. The cop didn't buy it, from the insurance firm where she was larceny. She plans to get involved with university foots the bill. When they performing her community service, Olsen student government and assess the arrived at Adelphi U. for training though and threatened to haul Olsen off to jail. went before the county judge to ask for an library's version of crime and punishment. camp, Greek national soccer team extension. He refused to acknowledge the players were greeted with new Six months later, faced with charges of letter, charged Olsen with contempt and • Kat Tracy, The Florida Flambeau, stadium bleachers, a new press box, petty theft and resisting an officer without then threw the book at her — so to speak Florida State U. upgraded locker rooms and a new violence, Olsen was still cutting through campus restaurant. But guess what? The World Cup's over, the Greeks are gone and Adelphi U. students get the new and improved stadium—and all the baklava they can eat. Inner Vision TEA FOR TWO OR MORE U. OF IOWA— ? a.m.—time for tea. ori Miller skis, but she never Ont stumbling block comes from UI students who want to get in sees snowflakes. She plays technology that can't read touch with themselves, relax before ___1 flute and piccolo, hut she textbooks. "I went the first week that big test, or who just enjoy never reads sheet music. She qualified for and a half without readers, and it getting up at the crack of dawn, can nationals in the compulsory couples dance was a nightmare," Lori says. "I join psychology professor Stephen on roller skates, but she never saw her had to go home on the weekends Fox three times a week for Japanese partner. and have my parents read for me." tea ceremonies. Conducted on a Being the only She solved this problem last year woven reed mat called a tatami, the blind student at the with student volunteers who read ceremonies are done in a U. of Notre Dame, books onto tapes. prescribed, 500-year-old fashion. Lori has had to Meeting people on campjs or "To do tea successfully, you have to come up with some at parties is somewhat difficult — give heart, mind, spirit to the creative solutions to but CeCe is an ice breaker. ceremony," Fox says. At 8 a.m.? various obstacles. "People will come up and pet Would he settle for physical "It was definitely a CeCe and ask me her name before presence? challenge, because nothing was they even ask me my name," Lori established for me," Lori says. says. "After all, a dog has more PLAY IS TOO BLOODY Lori learned her way around Notre personality than a cane." OFFENSIVE Dame from an orientation and mobility As Lori begins her second BRIGHAM YOUNG U., Utah— instructor and with the help of her year at Notre Dame this fall as The play Philadelphia Here I Come German shepherd guide dog, CeCe. an English and American studies came and went when, concerned Lori's independence and self-reliance major, one of her goals is to that it might offend some viewers, impressed Carrie Cook, her roommate establish a disabled students sponsors stole the stage from last year. "The only thing she's ever asked organization. "I'm really Brigham Young U. student actors. me to do was maybe look up a phone pumped up about going back Possible offensive material included number for her," Cook says. and starting again," she says. scenes dealing with sexual For schoolwork, Lori relies on her "Now I know what I can't take conquests and drunkenness and use computer, which reads aloud characters on and what I can." of words like "bloody" and she types in and also reads aloud typed "bugger." sheets of paper. To take notes, Lori uses a • Michelle Crouch, Observer, laptop computer with a Braille keyboard. U. of Notre Dame • -LI. Magazine A WATERPROOF FULL-GRAIN LEATHER UPPER, WATERSHIELD LINING AND A FULLY-GUSSETED TONGUE MAKE THE AIR KHUIY1B BOOT RUGGED ENOUGH FOR THE CREEK. A HIGH-TRACTION LUG OUTSOLE, A THERMOPLASTIC SHANK AND NIKE-AI CUSHIONING MAKE IT RUGGED E LOSFOR THAE A ACG MEANS ALL CONDITIONS GEAR AND ALL CONDITIONS MEANS ALL CONDITIONS-li«a»a-l-k . Dewey Defeats ^^^^_ wwww _____H___^__^D____1 Bamboozled "*A he records said "food and beverages," but Truman someone smelled alcohol at Texas A&M U. ix months. One circuit court down a decision in Ten A&M employees, including decision. One state supreme July, ordering the the athletic director and vice Scourt decision. Two elections. student judicial board president for student affairs, are Twelve attorneys. Two lawsuits. All this to reverse its earlier accused of disguising alcohol from 13 fraudulent ballots. And West decision and validate purchases on state vouchers. Virginia U. still wrestled with who to the first election. Charges stemmed from an swear in as student government president. Parker asked the anonymous letter sent to the Texas When the annual student administration Virginia Supreme governor and the school's board of elections were tainted and deemed invalid last Court of Appeals to regents in September 1993. The February, the ship of state at WVU was the bar the university from letter kicked off an investigation by Titanic. Although 13 ballots were falsified, in reinstating Bigelow, I'm President. No I'm not. I'm Prealdent —- the FBI and the Texas Rangers. only the legislative race and not in the but the appeal didn't WVU Student Brian Bigelow. Although no plans are being made presidential election, student government hold water. to incorporate a beer logo into the voted to hold a new presidential election. The student judicial board voted 4-1 to Student government officials at WAX school crest, some university Senior Brian Bigelow, who won the defy the circuit court order to swear have promised reforms, like computerized employees say tampering with the first election by more than 100 votes, Bigelow into office. "I think it showed balloting and constitutional change-,, to forms is practically a ichool tradition. appealed to WVU's administration and their frustration, because it's within the avoid similar scandals in the future. Don Hellriegei, a management student judicial board to rule out a second [judicial board's] legal power according to "The reason we're making these professor named in the investigatio-, election. Getting no reaction from the the university's constitution to throw out changes," says the soon-to-be inaugurated says he knows that the practice has been university, Bigelow took his case to the an election," Parker says. "The circuit Bigelow, "Is that we might better lie alile in place since the 1970s. And he says he county circuit court, but the judge refused judge ruled in favor of a tainted election." to serve students." has tpokai with one former A&M fiscal to issue an injunction. Three days later, the student judicial WVU will have to wait and see if empkiyee who dates it to the 1950s. The ship really began to sink when board changed its decision, voting changes in election procedures will sink or "It was well-known that this was senior Clark Parker won the second election unanimously to uphold the first election. swim — but don't vote on it. going on," Hellriegei says. in April. This put Bigelow back in circuit If the board hadn't reconsidered, it would The problem was that die rules court asking to be reinstated as student body have faced the possibility of disciplinary • Ross Allen, Daily Athenaeum, West were a little blurry, says Pierce president. The circuit court judge handed action by WVU's law school. Virginia U. Cantrell, deputy speaker of A&M's faculty senate. "There's been no clear policy from the system or the atate on akohol purchase*,'' he says. "I think people wete generally doing what they though sWl_ be done." The school** board of regents Beach Bummin' addressed the Ha in Attguit. It adopted • ,»ticy hat saedfyd which egalized nudity their bodies and other people's bodies." funds could bx used for alcohol will be within Ryan Candee, a U. of Minnesota purchase. mmf peeping distance senior, says he would visit the beach only of the U. of Minnesota campus if being naked was strictly an option. "I if David Lawrence has his way. don't have a moral problem with it as long Lawrence, the 51-year-old as [the nude sunbathers] are not in my founder of On the Alert face about it." Naturists, spent the summer Unfortunately, Lawrence says, students working to overturn a move too often to have the permanent Minneapolis law that bans address needed to sign a petition to clothing-optional beaches. establish a nude beach. One possible location is on Lawrence says Minneapolis needs _ the banks of the Mississippi public place for people to be naked and River, close enough to campus that the local nudist population will for students to work on their continue to bare all illegally at other all-body tans between classes. beaches. Lawrence says the river site But dropping your drawers in public would be the first clothing- can have more prickly consequences than optional beach in the United a sunburn in inconvenient places. States close to a downtown Minneapolis police are now issuing tickets area, adding that the local to the naked with fines of $100-plus. nudist campaign dates to 1978. Lawrence says that's not fair. Nudists "I'm sort of playing Indiana are part of a recognized cultural group, he Jones — making up [the says, and a beach where they could gather campaign] as I go," Lawrence would make Minneapolis a more diverse says. city. Jim Sebring, a U. of "I'm tired of hiding behind rocks and Minnesota junior, is all for it. trees," he says. "That's a bummer. Let I "Tell people to bring plenty of get noticed." sun block and to just be open to it," he says. "Everybody • Adam Talle, Tbe Minnesota Daily, shouldn't be so ashamed of U. of Minnesota 10 • I J. -Maj-jazine SEPTEMBER 1994 n the vacuum-sealed doors of the publisher of Factsheet 5: The Definitive student union, underground Guide to the Zine Revolution, there are Iculture just might slap you in the 20,000 to 50,000 nationwide. So even if face — literally. You'll find it in stacks at you have quirky hobbies like horse doorways of clubs and bookstores, too, in dentistry, collecting Mr. Peanut dolls or the form of local cultural reflections obsessing over The Brady Bunch, you called /.ines. might find out that your special-interest "Zines are low-budget magazines put soulmate actually exists. together by locals that enjoy writing But if you do happen to find that about gray areas that many big-time special zine that caters to your love for magazines won't touch," says Claude foreign potholders, there's no guarantee Willey, a frequent contributor to Odor, a you'll ever find it again. zine circulating around the U. of "Because many of the zines that are Delaware that covers everything from distributed around college campuses are bands to books to barroom brawls. "It's fly-by-night operations, it's sometimes basically a risque composition that's not extremely difficult to locate a zine after 100 percent serious." only several issues have been put into Serious or not, zines are exploring, circulation," Friedman says. documenting and disseminating a new The main reason zine publishers stop sort of "underground" culture — literate, printing is that they run out of money. opinionated and often hilarious. With the "no butt-smooching" policy so Quality of zines varies from first-rate, many of these budding Pulitzers take computer-generated reading material to toward advertisers, it's sometimes keep-it-close-to-the-lavatory-in- difficult to get a new zine off the ground. case-you-run-out-of-paper garbage, With no outside money, the majority of depending on how much money is zines are financed by the staffs. available for production. "We don't want to be like our According to Willey, zines are really competition and sell out our integrity just easy to put together, if you have a good to get $20 from Joe's Bookstore. It's not computer with some sort of desktop worth it," says T.E. Dawl, a sophomore publishing software, it's a snap. In fact, in at the Community College of most cases, everything but photos and Philadelphia and publisher of Choad, a artwork can be laid out on the computer. zine that covers mainly local music. "If (Pasting illustrations onto originals just we need more money for production before the Xeroxing may not be costs, we ask the staff to dig deep." glamorous, but it's a lot cheaper than It's also not uncommon for student buying design software.) zines to have a high staff turnover. Although computers have made it Staffers sometimes have difficulty putting easier to produce zines, these in the hours to pull off a zine and backhanded, often biting publications maintain a respectable grade point were around long before the advent of average. Classes and jobs, combined with the silicon chip. For more than 20 years, the "Top Ramen Noodles again?" they've been outlets for topics the financial status of most students, make mainstream considers obscure. zine publishing out of reach for some. "Mine tends toward silliness, leans "The first couple of issues pay for toward nostalgia," says three-year zine themselves with half ads," Willey says. publishing veteran Andy Stevens, who "Once you get to the third and fourth edits New York's Gulp. And even if you issues, though, it starts to cost a lot of consider his expose on Hess gas stations personal time with calls to locate as pop culture icons silly, it doesn't advertisers and delivering." matter. "I don't care if anyone else likes At this point, the whole zine biz it. Zines are personal in nature." sounds like a major headache. So why do But if every person were to put these people continue to spend their together a zine, bookstores would own time and money for almost no become as crowded as China. Trees return? would uproot and run for their lives. "I know many talented people who There's a zine out there for almost have something to say," Stevens says. everybody and almost every off-beat "The lion's share of the stuff in Gulp interest. It's next to impossible to find could be published professionally if the something you don't like, says junior Jim writers had the gumption to send it out, Doolittle, an entertainment critic for the but they don't want the bother. They Daily Collegian at Penn State U. hand it to me and I say, 'OK — I'll print "Many" may be an understatement. it.' It's so much easier than Spin and According to R. Seth Friedman, Rolling Stone." Illustration by: James Koehnline, Mat! Farmers' Almanack a zine for the price of a local phone call. Or, If you have on CD ROM? It's cool to look at, but It'll sit In my drawer for a Take It E-Zine access to ths Internet through your university, It's free. month. I could read 30 ooline zines for the same price." "The attraction Ia that you don't have to go through the Bottom line: plain e-zines have a wider distribution. tf your list (SO la reserved for food, not photocopies distribution process," Barnett says. "It's completely a vanity These text-only zines — word processing documents — are and typesetting equipment, you have two options for tine thing. Everybody can be a publisher, regardless of how advertised on-line through postings under "alt.zlne" or publishing, first: plasma donation. It may rake In the obscure their hobbles." "attetext." E-zine Junkies browse these postings and email dough, but once you become a human Slim Dm, you won't Sute, there are other more expansive e-zine options, Uke the publisher to download a copy. No trees killed. No Ink have any more random thoughts to publish. Second, and CO ROM zines that Incorporate color, animation and music wasted No bodily fluids pawned. And since any computer probably more viable, you can surf the Internet and put out ~~ but:ia all the **jHtt worth the steeper price? made attar the Stone Age haa aome sort of word processing your own e-rim. I I "fot somewtwre around four bucks you can be on-line. program, your 1,000-iIne spiel on, aay, earthworms aa a j-ame-s Barnett, pubMier ol the reading tots of differ* to, m, i« SEPTEMBER 1994 U. Miij-.i/.iiu* e | | By Brian Salsberg, Tbe Cornell Daily Sun, Cornell U, /^L s alternative media go mainstream and was ready to put on my / ^k mainstream media scramble to change, "J spent six own show." -_i— iti students are hijacking available technologies Like Gottleib, Barysh and creating their own future. From micro-budget weeks found that computers filmmakers to on-line publishers, a DIV anti-slacker ethic help make the job a lot is swelling, turning former media consumers into easier. formidable media producers. You say you want a learning "The equipment is user- revolution? friendly, especially the We are well beyond wanting our MTV; we've had it. camera graphics, which you can do What was once a numbered oasis on an otherwise right on the computer. Tht* deserted cable box has become an intergenerational equipment is pretty simple feeding ground — fattening us up with pop culture operation, to use; however, it's stuff you calories and endless eye candy. can't learn in a classrtxmi. Letterman's gone soft, "alternative" radio has become editing and You can't read about it or the new Top 40 and Hollywood seems bent on producing watch it — you just have to low-rent Gen X films for the next several seasons. How audio, and doit." can we discerning consumers avoid buying into our own Barysh, who is now recycled culture? interning at ABC News, Go to the source. by the end, I says the experimental Taking advantage of newly accessible and high- nature of community powered technology, students today are creating, was ready to access is a large part of producing and distributing their own forms of its appeal. infotainment. "There is no real put on my pressure in community Filmmaker Owen Gottleib wants you. access. If you make a Do The own show." mistake, it's no big deal, Right through books in the library." and as a result, you're Thing Expanding video technology can also help the student DEBBIE BARYSH, not afraid to try new filmmaker. Gottleib shot a movie called A Moment of things. Tight SUNY Buffalo budgets and Sobriety, a documentary about drinking at Dartmouth, on "It's a shame more minimal video instead of film. college students don't resources have "It would have cost me about $60 to shoot three take advantage of it — it's a valuable education that you historically limited opportunities for students to reach minutes of raw footage in film," he says. "But it only cost can get for free." any sort of public in meaningful numbers. But now, using about $4 for two whole hours of video." technology as an electronic support staff, students can Won't Get undertake some highly personalized and ambitious She Watch projects. Fooled Filmmaker Owen Gottleib, a senior at Dartmouth Channel Again College, uses the latest technology to assist in all areas of Zero When Pete Townseml production. To make his latest short film, Dimly Lit Television may be the smashed his guitar on Displacements, Gottleib jacked into Dartmouth's opiate of the masses, but stage — sure he was personalized e-mail system. Using blitzmail, he was able it's still the most powerful drunk — he was to post messages and send scripts to hundreds of potential communication medium symbolizing the last collaborators at once. around. With satellite violent thrashings ot rock "I was looking for medieval experts to help me on my uplinks and network distribution the entire world can and roll against high film, so I had someone post an electronic message. I witness a single event simultaneuosly — the falling of the technology. Gradually. started receiving replies instandy," Gottleib says. Berlin Wall, the World Cup. Then there's Baywatch. music and science have come to an understanding, with His electronic endeavors provided Gottleib with Debbie Barysh, a senior at SUNY, Buffalo, is coming varying results — think interactive releases, CD-ROMs everything from advice to costuming. "E-mail makes film in on the ground floor to get schooled in this most and, um, Depeche Mode. What technology can provide, production much easier," he says. "It saves time, greatly overwhelming medium. more now than ever, is affordable and accessibl-* expands your resources and, as a result, betters the "My school didn't have the training I wanted, so I opportunities. project you're working on." went elsewhere," says Barysh, who has since done camera "It's only in the last year or two that prices have been Gottleib also uses Internet databases to research films work for talk shows, sporting events and a variety of other low enough for us to record an entire album in one year, for the Dartmouth Film Society. programs. instead of it taking three or four," explains Adam "I use a hypertext interface called World Wide Web Rather than shell out big bucks for television Hellegers, a junior at the U. of Pennsylvania and a singer (WWW), which allows me to access databases all over production courses at another university, Barysh decided in Off the Beat, the university's award-winning coed - the world and look up all kinds of information on foreign to take advantage of a free training program at Lockport cappella group. and domestic films," Gottleib says. "Without the Cable Community Access. "I spent six weeks learning The group's latest CD was recorded in just a few days; interface, I'd be wasting hours of my time flipping camera operation, editing and audio, and by the end, I it cost the group only $50 an hour to use the same studio 12 • U. Magazine SEPTEMBER 1994 iafrtffflft-l Print Is Dead. Moreover, because past editions remain available on •»»•- _=____; • £:_-_-__I___; Long Uve line indefinitely, electronic publications virtually create St=1|K^.;5 p_*5~__-3_t their own histories. ~* S_?s?ie_*?§ Print. "With a paper edition, if you miss a day, it is difficult The Internet is to get a back issue," Bell says. "But since disk space quickly replacing the keeps getting cheaper, we can keep all our past issues printing press as the most on-line from now on. Bound copies begin to efficient way of dis disintegrate, and microfilm is difficult to use, but m tributing the written electronic info will last forever." word. The emergence of electronic is generating a new breed of writers and Radio =*.B3*5Sg editors who are more Free i familiar with uplinks and Univer downloads than cutting boards and press runs. "Our paper edition is going to be around for quite sity some time, but at least now people have a choice," says Video may Jonathan Bell, the outgoing editor in chief of U. of have killed the Tennessee's Daily Beacon, one of about 25 college radio star, but newspapers to go on-line in the last year or two. college students nonetheless continue to utilize this older Like other newspapers, the Daily Beacon has taken technology. Long in the vanguard of open-format advantage of the numerous benefits of the Internet. First, programming, college radio's impact has traditionally with a growing number of students spending their day in been blunted by limited budgets and equipment. front of computer screens, there is more of a demand for "I push the envelope of what you can and can't do on paperless information. the air," says Alan Cox, a grad student who works the "Our prime audience morning show at Loyola's station WLUW in Chicago. "With an are those who work at "There's a lot more freedom at a college station, even terminals and don't want though we're still at the mercy of the FCC. Musician Watty Pleasant—an acoustic guitar, three to get up and find a "Commercial stations only care about a mass audience chords and the truth. on-line paper copy of the and their advertisers," Cox complains. "Because we're Beacon," Bell says. university funded and don't have to run commercials, we UJ 3.*,^. •jim JL where the likes of BBoo n edition, we Even more pertinent is can basically play what we and our audience want to hear." I LUn WUrK jovi and The Fre"ress h the matter of editorial Stuart Hothem, a senior at Rutgers U., is associate Prince recorded. can include space. sports director (and former general manager) of that nt a studio "We were the first "Our paper edition is school's radio station WSRU. He points out that new and group at Penn to record huge chunks only eight or 10 pages, so lower-cost technologies are improving the quality and M It'll) //)/" a CD, but now everyone the information you can mobility of student radio. _/ is doing it. It costs less include is very limited," Three years ago, when the equipment finally became I . rfijf' than $3 each to make of Bell says. "With an on-line affordable, WSRU purchased a mobile antenna unit. atJOUT -fl! J and print the disc," edition, we can include Previously, all on-location coverage had to be broadcast _ Hellegers says. "Very information huge chunks of inform by telephone, which delivered only low-quality sound few r u s used ation—Uke verbatim copies transmission. an hour, so I g ° P -<*• of presidential speeches — "With our new remote antenna system, we were able —like something that, up till now, to broadcast a special weekly soccer broadcast live from a record, and a group that only [papers Uke] The New mvi Vtni.i> only Performs live •*•-"- local restaurant in broadcast-quality sound," says York Tima could do." Hothem. The station hopes to start bringing the mobile I till FJU L l rarely make a profit. verbatim Yet another benefit of unit to cover all sporting events in the very near future. fa Now, we can probably electronic publishing is that Could it be that a generation known for its hand-to- 'mOre tUny record a new disc every copies of the technology permits the mouth, throw-it-all-away attitude is actually locking in and w year or two, which helps user to search for specific dictating the direction of the media of tomorrow? Okay, so /I'M/1 fVlsrt/>/!/! our exposure and presidential stories or key words within it ain't Woodstock. Or Tommy. But through a number of ofunu worryinginyicuu provjdesusthe money to stories in a matter of different media, the students have been crying-out, "See go on trips. speeches— seconds. This feature Me, Feel Me, Touch Me, Hear Me." They can be seen on "Lower costs and CD allows readers to save time community access TV, touched and felt through the technology have rev- and skip to the articles of strokes of computer keyboards and heard over the airwaves ll IMI lit the olutionized what we do." something interest, without ruffling, and in full digital sound. The future is now. Wally Pleasant, a ink-stained, through a mess And yes, it's hard to believe that I'm talkin' 'bout my **lf\g.l_s musician and recent that, up of newsprint. generation. mel/ltieK, graduate of Michigan State U-, has also taken COnCentrate advantage of the falling till now, price of hi-tech recording on my equipment. only [papers "I can work at a _„_- ' ff StudjO HOW foT .llllllll III 11SIL . $15 an hour, so I can like] The have more fun, and WAIIYPlFA-iAlNJT instead of worrying New York MichiganWALLY ruMwrr State U., about the ciocki musician concentrate on my Times music," says Pleasant, who is working on his third CD, titled Houses could do." of the Holy Moly. Pleasant even has his own distribution methods, and he believes that today being JONATHAN BELL, signed to a record label is not necessarily a Editor In Chief, prerequisite to selling albums. "I send my CDs out to 400 or so college radio U. of Tennessee's stations," Pleasant says. 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"The guy looked like one of those cartoon characters with little red spirals for contracts giving up their eyes and his hair standing on end." He'd misplaced the [own] copyright on the "Did you Shakespearean monologue he had to perform in class notes," says Dan the next day, and he hadn't bothered to memorize it. Leiberman, founder of "We didn't have that play on tape, so he rented a DSS. "They're know that different one, and said the professor was so far gone instructed not to copy she'd never know the difference." directly from the board The The student returned the tape the next day and or use the professor's reported that his professor's only comment was that he exact words. This way, A-Team is on shouldn't be afraid to pause longer between phrases. we're buying and selling Time Warner is reinforcing the slackers' cause with the students' own Time Warner Audio Books (TWAB), a series of interpretations of the something celebrity-narrated classics on cassette tape. lectures." (Schwarzenegger does Macbeth} "Ees dat a dagger I see "We sell 'em right at like three before me? Hasta la vista, baby.") TWAB also has a new the bookstore next to the line called A+ Audio. These tapes provide an books for that class," introduction, a story outline and a critical analysis. says Marc Meisel, head times on While they're it it, they might as well take the test for of Class Notes in us. Really. Gainesville, Fla. Saturday TWAB's catch phrase? "Because books are long and "Sometimes we include life is short." practice exams and afternoons? Tony Angelotti, a TWAB spokesman, considers the chapter summaries." tapes "a refresher course prior to the test. Ideally, you Who needs textbooks? "I should already have read the book." Angelotti, who didn't say that." Oh, I shouldn't admits to being long out of college, believes the guides darn. will appeal to an adult market as well. "I wish they'd had Leiberman has a know this." 'em when I was in school. 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Really, the amount Slacking off, MTV of effort you have to expend in order to avoid style: Renting movies of Iexpending effort can be incredible. Especially in classic books and plays school. is a viable option as It's generally understood that these hazy daze of well. An employee at a college are to be spent maximizing leisure time — the Smithtown, N.Y., last thing you want to be doing is studying. And so, to Blockbuster video store avoid studying, we spend hours trying to get around it. (conveniently located This cuts into our leisure time. near the homes of many With most of undergraduate America playing this SUNY, Stony Brook, GPA roulette, it's no surprise that several study and Suffolk Community avoidance techniques have been updated for the '90s. College students) Some have been bootlegged by students, others remembers a customer streamlined by companies. Either way, it's getting easier who came into the store to take it easy. just before closing one Remember how we had to avoid studying in the old night last spring. "The days? guy looked like one of Jay Bernstein remembers his days at State U. of those cartoon characters New York, Buffalo. "This is something you hear about with little red spirals for contracts giving up their but never have the guts to do yourself — at least I eyes and bis hair standing on end." He'd misplaced the [own] copyright on the "Did you never do. A guy took a white T-shirt and wrote |on it] Shakespearean monologue he had to perform in class notes," says Dan with indelible marker, upside down, tiny print, the next day, and he hadn't bothered to memorize it. Leiberman, founder of everything-you could ever want to know about the "We didn't have that play on tape, so he rented a DSS. "They're know that subject. He'd written on the back, too, and in the different one, and said the professor was so far gone instructed not to copy middle of the test, he actually switched his shirt she'd never know the difference." directly from the board The around. Just stripped it off." The student returned the tape the next day and or use the professor's Some students shun the books altogether. "Did you reported that his professor's only comment was that he exact words. This way, A-Team is on know that The A-Team is on something like three times shouldn't be afraid to pause longer between phrases. we're buying and selling on Saturday afternoons?" asks Ross Goldstein, a Cornell Time Warner is reinforcing the slackers' cause with the students' own junior who swears by his TV Guide. "Knight Rider, too. Time Warner Audio Books (TWAB), a series of interpretations of the something Pretty pathetic — I shouldn't know this." celebrity-narrated classics on cassette tape. lectures." What about actually, oh, let's say learning the (Schwarzenegger does Macbeth} "Ees dat a dagger I see "We sell 'em right at like three material? before me? Hasta la vista, baby.") TWAB also has a new the bookstore next to the Jay's got his own spoonful of sugar to make the line called A+ Audio. These tapes provide an books for that class," academic medicine go down: "I just relate everything to introduction, a story outline and a critical analysis. says Marc Meisel, head times on sex. It's all anyone ever cares about in college, anyway." While they're at it, they might as well take the test for of Class Notes in Thanks, Jay. Like we didn't know. us. Really. Gainesville, Fla. Saturday Tonya Colpitts, a junior at the U. of Hawaii, agrees. TWAB's catch phrase? "Because books are long and "Sometimes we include "Sexual osmosis." life is short." practice exams and afternoons? Hmmm? Tony Angelotti, a TWAB spokesman, considers the chapter summaries." "Sexual osmosis. The bio textbook was under the bed tapes "a refresher course prior to the test. Ideally, you Who needs textbooks? "I while the boyfriend and I were... on top of it," she says. should already have read the book." Angelotti, who didn't say that." Oh, I shouldn T Uh huh. They didn't teach that in the cells and admits to being long out of college, believes the guides darn. organisms lecture. It's right up there with study sheet- will appeal to an adult market as well. "I wish they'd had Leiberman has a know this." cum-rolling papers, but we won't discuss such things. 'em when I was in school. I listen to them in my car. similar rationale: "A lot Jillian Becker, a Syracuse U. sophomore, prefers the They're really groovy." Ah, yes. Now we know when he of our customers are Sesame Street method. She puts it this way: "This guy went to school. good students who just Ross GOLDSTEIN and I started making up all these stupid songs. For a Businesses like Dynamic Student Services (DSS) near buy the notes as a junior, Cornell U. mix-and-match section, we did a version of the knee- West Chester U. and the U. of Florida's Class Notes supplement to their own. bone song. It felt like third grade, but we finished the take study avoidance techniques a step further. They Of course, some use us as a substitute for going to class. test in 20 minutes." recruit students with high GPAs and pay them — yes, When someone walks into our store, we kind of want Of course, the famous yellow stripes are always pay them — to go to class, take notes and come into them to be lazy. It's ironic, but our success is based on it." available to pull us out of a jam. (Scene: The year 2099. their offices to type in the happy data. The energetically Meisel figures he can justify facilitating student sloth. Little Susie Smith's fifth grade yearbook quote: "When challenged can purchase the notes. Doodles in the "If in the end you really learn the material, no matter I grow up, I want to be a famous author and write lots of margins cost extra. what your method, you've gotten your education." classic novels, just like Mr. Cliff Notes." It could Sound too good to be legal? Sounds a bit Machiavellian. Do they have notes on happen.) The courts say it's kosher. "The note takers sign Tbe Prince} SEPTEMBER 1994 U. VI _itins i f i*- • 1 S THESE CLEATS ARE MADE FOR WALKOHS Sean Aitm m Sody," Anmka's hvoritt wstk-os. ig-name scholarship athletes grab the she was recruited, the program wasn't able to give her a a regular basis," she says. "I have to stay positive. I can't get headlines. Walk-ons get pounded, tackled, scholarship. "My experience was pretty good, but for too dosvn on myself or let anything bother me." burned, toasted, crushed, embarrassed and many people who walk on to a program where others are Walk-on opportunities vary with the size and humiliated, and they put up with it for just one reason — on scholarship, it can be hard," Stober says. classification ofthe school. the love of the sport. Some walk-ons beat the odds and end their athletic Collegiate sports programs are divided into three Scott Merritt, a junior at Indiana U-, is one of and college careers with a scholarship. Kelly Aspegren, a levels. Division I sports programs — either major thousands of walk-ons in college athletics. For two years, senior at the U. of Nebraska, was offered full rides in universities or smaller schools with unusually successful Merritt toiled to survive in the soccer program. Even volleyball and basketball from many smaller schools, but programs — give full scholarships. Division II programs though Merritt was a soccer star in high school, he didn't not from the U. of Nebraska. "Everyone told me to take are allotted less scholarship money. Division III programs get a scholarship offer from IU. the money, but I wanted to come to Nebraska," Aspegren — almost exclusively small colleges — are not allowed to says. In her first season, she played in give scholarships. 11 matches; the second season, 18, In Division III sports teams give athletes who might not 1993, Aspegren played her best season be good enough to play on scholarship at a top-notch, and won a full scholarship. large-school program the opportunity to participate in One of the most inspiring walk-on intercollegiate athletics. stories is that of Daniel E. "Rudy" "They're two very different sports experiences," says Ruettiger, subject ofthe 1993 movie Kathryn Reith, NCAA director of public information. Rudy. Ruettiger walked on to the U. of "Division I athletes are there for athletic excellence. Notre Dame's football program in Division III athletes are not on scholarship and might 1975. "Coaches love people who have have a part-time job to make ends meet, and they have to the heart and desire," he says. juggle that with classes." "Walk-ons should be proud. They're Division I sports are split into two types. Head-count the talk of the country now because sports like football, basketball, volleyball and women's they represent the underdog and the tennis, which consist largely of athletes on full 'never-give-up' attitude." scholarships. Equivalency sports have a set amount of Ruettiger's story shines a light on scholarship money to distribute among several athletes, the plights and potential success stories many of them on half scholarships. of non-scholarship athletes. Although In sports like football and basketball, there's a big the movie — and Ruettiger's playing difference between a Division I scholarship athlete and a career — had a happy ending, many Division III player. But in sports like lacrosse, lines are walk-ons do not meet with the same blurred, says Hobart lacrosse coach B.J. O'Hara. success. Many go through college Scott metritl awaits sis hns es the htti. programs in obscurity, lucky to get any playing time or earn a letter. NCAA Walk-ons For a year and a half, Merritt resigned himself to a "If [they think] they can walk on in October and spot on the bench while scholarship athletes guided the practice with us, they're wrong," says U. of Nevada, Las Hoosiers to the national tournament. "It's difficult to Vegas, women's basketball coach Jim Bolla. "Our kids watch from the sidelines," Merritt says. "It's easier have been working all year just to stay in shape. Some knowing that those players out there are unbelievable, [walk-ons] have trouble balancing it with classes, and but you still want to be out there." some just can't keep up physically." Midway through the 1993 season, Merritt's patience There's no difference between scholarship athletes Division I Division II Division III paid off. Merritt was called to the field, and he scored two and walk-ons once they step on to the practice field, says goals in IU's 6-0 win against U. of Wisconsin, IU senior midfielder and scholarship winner Todd Milwaukee. "It was beyond any dream I've ever had," he Yeagley. "The guys don't treat them any differendy than "Theoretically, most college lacrosse players are walk- says. "It was amazing just to get out on the IU field under the scholarship players. They come out for double ons. There are very few — less than five — kids in the the lights, but to score two goals...." Although Merritt is sessions just the same," Yeagley says. "They're treated country on scholarship for lacrosse," O'Hara says. "The still a backup, he hopes to rotate in more off the bench. with respect." distinctions are not as clear as they would be for Walk-ons know going in to practice that they may One of the four walk-ons in the Washington State U. basketball or football." never hit the hardwood or field during an actual game. volleyball program is junior Amanda McDonald. Her Walk-ons find different levels of success wherever They live for the thrill of possibly playing. tougbest critic, she says, is herself. "Everything is up to they attend school. Despite hard work and positive "Walk-ons are the people who want to play the sport me. I put the most pressure on myself to succeed as a attitudes, many never see any playing time. But, Ruettiger because they want to play it, not because they are having walk-on," McDonald says. says, they get more out of the experience than people their college education paid for," says Laura Stober, a A transfer from a community college, McDonald begins might think. Washington State U. assistant volleyball coach. her first year as a volleyball walk-on at a major university. "Being a walk-on, you learn how to overcome Stober played volleyball at Penn State U. Although "I'd like to work myself into the starting lineup and play on obstacles," Ruettiger says. "You can inspire other people by working hard and never giving up." B\ Rv;in Whirry, lnili,um Daily Student, Indiana L • Bob Ray, Daily Nebraskan, U. of Nebraska, contributed to this report. 1*6 • I i. iY1.tj_>-i-'.i_i«.' SEPTEMBER 1994 four;**) Beards w jnl Sensitivei Skin with Aloe _____>> __ • Extra Protection Normal Skin • Skin Conditioning -fl! ___P*R ^1 Clear Unscented # _^fl __H_f Refreshing Lime ^^ —***- Medicated Menthol We take your shave very personally. Only Edge Gel has eight custom formulas for 4 m every shaving need. edge ULTIMATE CLOSENESS. ULTIMATE COMFORT •-t_a4__*,_ THAT'S THE EDGE. - already been a curvaceous redhead, a turned me into an on-line junkie with an varied. Knock-knock jokes about Punky lanky blonde and a petite Asian woman addiction that left me stranded at the office Brewster's breast size are sandwiched URGE with a tattoo of the Little Dipper on my after hours. Researching. Yeah. It became between a running commentary by a man hip. I was cyberflirting — opening myself an office joke. named Norm who talks about having hat are to the country's best pickup lines from the It all starts with the profile: a single come home that night to find that his you wear comfort of my own personal computer. screen that holds maybe 50 words, where fiancee had deserted him. cc ing?" "You first," I type, stalling for time. He you cram in all the personal material your "Do people usually spill their guts in W^ here?" I type in response to an IM. The message flashes on my screen as describes himself (in detail) as a Van imagination can come up with — age, suddenly as a wink — if computers could Damme look alike, but as far as I know, pets, theories on mankind's evolution, After a minute, the IM sender, Jeff, wink — and I'm faced with a lot of options. I'm flirting with an 86-year-old favorite breakfast cereal. If you thought responds. "Why not? Free advice from See, in the course of a half hour, I'd sheepherder in Nebraska who just the bar scene was a grope fest, try logging people who can't judge you." That's the key to chat room conversation candor — it's virtually anonymous. The fantasies or sob stories dead-end at a screen name. So I don't hold back when I tell Norm: "She just might not know you're crazy about her. Wanna Sit on My Laptop? Why don't you tell her?" Or when I IM another person that I'm an L.A. happens to have a onto AOL — or other on-line people supermodel just returning from a shoot in modem, an America connections like GF.nie or Prodigy — and Hawaii. All in the name of research. Online account and entering a chat room like "Truth or Hanging out in member chat rooms is an imagination more Dare" or "Taboo" with a profile that like sitting in a singles bar wearing a vivid than Tim labels you as a single, 21 -year-old female. liliiulli ilil. You can't find true love, or for that Burton on a half pot Might as well wrap yourself in white matter, even truth. But what's the difference? of coffee. That's OK, paper and lie on the supermarket's In the warped, wired land of cyberspace, though, because I'm butcher counter. there is no such thing as a beer belly. Or a not a blonde. Or a I log on as simply "Lizbeth482." In the bad hair day. Image relies solely on the redhead. And as far as chat rooms, a conversation list scrolls down personality you create, not presentation. And Mom knows, I'm the screen as the 20 or so room-dwellers I risk sounding like that omniscient, rolic tattoo-free. type in messages. Keeping up with the wearing, green guy in Star Wars, but instinct Scary thing is that conversation is like merging on the freeway helps you weed out the wackos. within a week I'd on a 10-speed. I type "Hi," hit enter and But what about Norm? After two weeks become as compulsive within 20 seconds, 14 IMs — instant of talking, he and his fiancee were back about AOL chat messages that appear on your screen only together. Jeff still e-mails Punky Brewster rooms as fourth-grade — are sent to me, ranging from "You have laugh lines to me. And the kick boxing lunchtime bookies are a beautiful name" to "Measurements?" to sheepherder? Well, some things are better about pogs. What "Can I be your daddy?" Chivalry is dead, left written off as one-night cyberstands. started off as research all right. And rotting. on compusex freaks The scrolling conversation is just as • Beth Mayall, Assistant Editor Illustration by: RanU A. Hoseley steering wheel — sprout from the ground structure is stuffed full of praise for the and imagination. My first car is enshrined around the main circle. artist and his creative vision. One visitor up there." TRIPPIN' "It's an interesting commentary on from Arizona writes: "I can't think of a The trip is worth the drive and is much Americans' placing of value on the big better use of decrepit Cadillacs. Do you more economical than hopping the pond ' hether ancient star American car as a source of power, of the envision 'caramids' or 'caroseums?' How to England. "If it weren't for the tractors worshipers, astron way we relate to our environment, seeing about a 'carthenon?' " and the rolling corn fields," Hyman W^!omer s or space aliens the country from our big American cars," A Carhenge entry in an auto club book reflects, "you'd think you were in built it, Stonehenge is one of England's says Adam Hyman, a U. of Southern leads many visitors to Alliance. But a England." premiere tourist attractions. But for students California graduate student and Torrington, Wyo. visitor who stopped by at the U. of Nebraska or Creighton U. in Carhenge tourist. mistake writes: "This is a great American • Michele Ames, Tbe Minnesota Omaha, Alliance, Neb. is closer. Although a visit to the site might not tribute to individualism, artistic freedom Daily, U. of Minnesota Fossil Fuels That's where ancient astronomers, produce a oneness of being with the high plains and Pinto hatchbacks meet. universe, at the local McDonald's, all Near Frank Messner's Herford Farm and visitors receive complimentary ice for Frosty the Hay Bale man — a 10-foot coolers and a postcard of Carhenge. snowman made of rolled hay — looms Carhenge even has its own support one of mankind's noblest monuments to group, called Friends of Carhenge. The boredom. group builds awareness about Carhenge Carhenge. and helps to raise money to maintain Jim Reinders, the creator of the grounds. A sign placed at the site Carhenge, tooled his vision completely by Friends of Carhenge explains its from old cars in an attempt to, as much roots: "The monument was erected at a as possible, replicate Stonehenge. family reunion during summer solstice Carhenge sits in a field on the farm in 1979." Reinders' only comment on where he once lived. the construction is Plane loqui The base ring of cars stands vertically deprehendi — Latin for "Learn how to and supports a horizontal top ring of speak clearly." Pacers and Valiants. Other cars and car The artist seems to have spoken clearly parts — including a drive shaft with a to many visitors. A comment box near the At ttw top of ttw I i for road trip* It Carhenge, !• • I . M.in.i/ins SEPTEMBER 1994 BIODEBATABLE Art-torn WM ArtntMStSunOwli t was the dawn of the PC movement — an era in which a spritz of aerosol hair spray was as much environmental blasphemy as, say, making a cross-country joy ride in a 79 Impala with a tub of toxic waste sloshing around in the trunk. 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Rowland says there is nothing up in the air about the ozone issue, and that any debate exists only in the political community. ring todayl Year after year, information about ozone research is published in the National Academy of Sciences Review. Scientists have concluded that CFCs release chlorine, and chlorine destroys ozone molecules — case closed, Rowland says. As for the ozone depletion issue, the nation has been in a state of either complete panic, thinking the sky is falling, or of complacence, thinking the ozone hole is a figment of our collective imagination. But there is no clear-cut diagnosis on the world's ozone layer. Nobel prize-winning chemist Derek Barton at Texas A&M U. says he is skeptical of any scientific theory that would cause national hysteria without backing by any real scientific experimentation. So what is an environmentally conscious college student supposed to do? 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And after studying environmental science for three years, Charlie Wilkner, a junior Name at the U. of Florida, concludes that CFCs are a contributor to ozone depletion but Address Apt* agrees that acts of nature are the major problem. "From what I can tell, the problem is out of our control," Wilkner says. "You can throw City State ap away those spray cans or stop using air conditioning, but the ozone hole will still be there." •Plua $3 96 par ring ter ****** and handing and ippfccaWa %ete* tax 4782 • Julie L. Nash, Tbe Daily Collegian, Penn Sute U. BALFOUR P.O. BOX 2468. ATTLEBORO, M A, 02703-2468 SEPTEMBER 1-994 U. M;i]_'.|-_riiit- • 19 per-hour winds rattled their tents. Warmth timetable. "We'd get up, ride our PULSE was a cool, eight mile ride downhill. bikes and go to sleep, and after 50 "It was like those pictures you see of or so of those, you've got the climbers on Mt. Everest, with the flag and trip," says Mark Ruppert, one of eing dressed in spandex in all. I almost got frostbite," Hitman says. the original Trekkers. Wyoming during a blizzard A wee hours study-turned-brain- The team raised $5,000 for isn't exactly comfortable — storming session in 1989 provided the the American Lung Association. especially in June. But the U.S. Bike Trek spark for the U.S. Bike Trek. The group Everything from bake sales to team lived to tell. chose bicycling, Hitman says, because they donations of a penny per mile Ihe team rode this year from Portland, liked the blend of exercise and travel. contributed to the total. En Ore., to Portland, Maine, in 54 days. All Kabylafkas, who also rode in 1992, route, the Trekkers stopped at recent grads, Nick Kabylafkas, Sam Hitman didn't go on the first trip because he elementary schools to share their adventures and tout the benefits of bicycling — a healthy environment and a healthy, drug- free, smoke-free lifestyle. Hitman and his bunch are no bicycling brutes. Instead of Port To Port official training, they opt for one- on-one basketball. "If you're not and Andrea Hitzel, from Rutgers U., and thought the Trekkers wouldn't make it. in shape before you go," Hitman Diane Krill. from Rowan College, were the Hitman had his doubts, too. says, "Within a week you will be." four riders. Trailing the cyclists in a van "I was nervous because it started out as U.S. Bike Trek welcomes all stuffed with the teams' gear, was Trevor a whim," Hitman says. "Then all of a cyclists for the 1995 ride. If Cannon, a U. of South Carolina grad. sudden, we were in the newspapers. interested, write to P.O. Box 938, 'Hicy were two weeks into the 3,514 mile, People were sponsoring us, and we didn't Hammonton, N.J. 08037. cross-country bike tour — baked by the sun even know if we could do it physically," just days earlier on the Wyoming lowlands— Hitman says. • Ed Klopfenstein, Oregon when snow buried their bikes and 50 mile- No promises were made on a Daily Emerald, U. of Oregon Nick and Sam, on the road In Oregon. Wilkinson over the telephone from his (Flip Fantasia)," sampled from Herbie POP London flat. Hancock's "Cantaloupe Island.' Although As a DJ in the city's frenetic night club Wilkinson produced all samples, Dig This... scene for more than 12 years, Wilkinson scratches and programming for Hand on ""^ he hook to the next acid- became familiar with thousands of the Torch, he does not want to create With their enthusiastic embrace of jazz anthem may well be individual albums and scores of miniature computerized music. To him, live music jazz, the Digable Planets have been hidden in the little black musical movements. After collaborating is the essence of performance. preaching the smoother new style for book of Geoff Wilkinson. with pianist and composer Mel Simpson, He describes the genre pioneered by years. As the DJ in the production duo the two were finally able to press their Us3, the Brand New Heavies and the But no matter how their voices may Soulsonics as "almost a backlash against sound, the Digables are not quiet house music." From his standpoint, the people. Behind their mellow style, dominance of techno music has been Doodle Bug, Ladybug and Butterfly are (im) waning for the past five years. intense, opinionated and. at times, just "A lot of that music is made by pissed off. Be"°"+ Hip nonmusicians," Wilkinson points out. "It Their style may show up in lyrics. was inevitable that the tide would turn "Most of my heroes died in prison," back to musicians." declares Butterfly (Ishmael Butler). behind the rap-jazz caravan Us3, own best seller (the debut Hand on the Hand on the Torch melds the classic It may surface during an interview. Wilkinson sifts through London's musty Torch) and put the be-bop back in hip- riffs from the Blue Note jazz catalog (of Ladybug (Mary Ann Vieira) scorns the record shops for rare vinyl and limited hop. which Us3 has full access) with the music hip-hop magazine The Source. "It ain't iressings scribbled in a back-pocket wish Us3 — the "Us" meaning Simpson and of young jazz artists — for whom the source for shit," she says. fist. Wilkinson, the "3" signifying the group's Wilkinson offers his greatest praise and They might take aim at the Industry "I have a very long list of releases that changing set of live musicians — landed guidance. itself. "I just feel that the level of I'm still trying to get a hold of," laughs its biggest hit with the breezy "Canteloop "If there is really going to be a exploitation that [rap) is at just needs to resurgence of interest in jazz rather than be stopped," Ladybug says. purely a revival, it's going to take new "Rap has always been here." says young artists to come out," Wilkinson Doodle Bug, looking out the 39th floor of says. "And it's going to take new young a thin office tower in midtown people to explore [the new music.)" Manhattan. "When we first got here, it This summer, Us3 toured the was a way we changed up words and country and received solid reviews. Still, made little codes as a way to speak to Wilkinson is not content to replicate the each other without the plantation owner sound of the first album. He's already understanding what we're talking about. plotting strategy for his next set of tracks "Today, it's the same way we try to — a new LP is slated for February. With communicate to each other. Every so a stack of Blue Note CDs crowding his often a word changes. We don't say stereo, Wilkinson has what might be something's fresh' anymore; we say it's termed an embarrassment of options. So 'phat.'" what is he planning? "These codes aren't part of a "I'm heavily into [trumpet player] Lee revolution or some war....We don't take Morgan, and that's the only clue I'm it that seriously," he laughs. going to give you," he chuckles. That, perhaps, best explains the The clues, however, are probably seeming incompatibilities between the sealed in Wilkinson's own musical time- Digables' sound and their politics. They lock vault — his little black book. might be joking. They might be dead serious. You've Just got to listen • Dennis Berman, Tbe Daily carefully to figure It out. Pennsylvanian, U. of Pennsylvania 20 • U. M.iH'"''"*' SEPTEMBER 1 994 THE COLLEGE MUSIC AND ENTERTAINMENT SOURCE ss .*•/&.•»••: E?£w "We don't have name actors. 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"If idiots can make food, and everybody puts in, and True Lies can't: real films by real people market this month and will begin making like us can pull it off, anybody can." somehow it's like a magical moment and it with real alternative viewpoints — things the rounds of film festivals, where Mirvish But if ever there was an indie Cinderella works. It combines and makes another not profitable in Hollywood fantasyland. hopes it will be picked up by a distributor. story, it is Sleep With Me. flavor I was like, Indies usually start out as a way for "If it's good, people will see it," A first effort for 'Wow, we made a movie would-be directors to, well, direct. With Mirvish says of his film of dreams. "It may director/ writer Rory "We would for a million dollars?' Or no track record, budding directors can't be naive, but that kind of naivete has Kelly, Sleep With Me whatever it was." (Under get financial backing from big studios. gotten us this far." started out as a lark — all make $3 million is all Kelly is For U. of Southern California film Stranger things have happened. To 23- six friends getting allowed to say.) grad student Dan Mirvish, that meant year-old Kevin Smith, for example — this together to write a little these movies Michael Steinberg, going home and asking for money. Home year's indie fluke. movie based on their who produced and wrote is Omaha, Neb., and Omaha (the movie) is Smith's first directing effort was filmed own lives. for Sleep With Me but who homespun — funded by local investors, during off hours in the New Jersey But the little movie for free if we has also done his share of with an almost completely local cast and convenience store where he worked; it was grew up fast when big big-budget Hollywood edited in the names — Eric Stoltz had to, movies, says Sleep With video shop (Bodies, Rest ir Motion), Me had it relatively easy adjoining the Meg Tilly (Agnes of God), because of the people store. A comedy, Craig Scheffer (A River because we involved. "We knew how Clerks is another Runs Through It) — to design a movie so that a story of a young began filling out the cast. want to make financier really couldn't man's search for It went to Cannes and say no to it." some purpose in aroused the interest of n But most indie life, besides the Metro Goldwyn movies. filmmakers still have to convenience Mayer/United Artists. trip over shoestring store he thinks The story of a love RORY KFXLY, budgets. Then they have couldn't exist triangle that shakes up writer/director to find people to see the without him. the extended-family films. With a price status of a group of Sleep With Me "It's something that tag of only college friends, Sleep With still baffles me," $27,575, Clerks Me goes into wide distribution in October. Steinberg says. "In the music scene, you Ute Wy Is th* objttt •/ hn Wi' desires h Sleep WHk Ht. Irk Stolti won the Critics "I never imagined MGM/UA would have these bands that really get a lot of (en) phys her h-sbamd. Craig Scheffer pays mt dreamy friend. Week award at pick it up," Kelly says. "We made this support that are very alternative." the Cannes film little movie, and it's being distributed by a There's no such thing as Indiepalooza, crew and a fresh batch of cookies on the festival and will be released in October by major studio. It's kind of monumental." though. The further a movie gets from set daily, compliments of Mirvish's mom. Miramax. Stoltz, who also produced, likens the mainstream, the smaller its audience gets. Mirvish says Omaha — an To help finance Clerks, Smith sold off experience to giving birth. "You have no "These little films — films made by ulventure/comedy about a teched-out his comic book collection. Compensation idea what on earth it's going to grow up young people for their peers — play for a young man's quest for a purpose in life — for flood-damaged cars brought in $3,000 into. You throw a bunch of ideas at it and week," Steinberg says. "Those are the breaks from the grim, two-people-in-an- more. He also used — and re-used — hope it turns out OK." Stoltz was turned kind of movies that should have more of apartment indie mold. Omaha has a cast of friends and locals as cast and crew. on to the original idea through a friend, an audience." about 100, including the actual Omaha Producer Scott Mosier, who met Smith and his interest mayor, who begins the film by riding up at film school, did the sound editing and prompted him to on a Harley Davidson, wearing all leather played several small roles in the movie. round up other (the mayor's idea). The finale was filmed One of the stars was a high school friend names for the 400 miles away, in Alliance, Neb., home of Smith's who had never acted. Smith cast. of Carhenge (see Trippin', page IS). himself played a silent sidekick to a Sleep With Me Mirvish found indie limitations a motormouth drug dealer. changed Tilly's challenge. Like Mirvish, Smith had to be creative opinion of in "We took advantage of the fact that we to get around budget restrictions, even dependent films. didn't have a big budget to push things beyond using his workplace as studio and After her part that — if we had a big budget — we never editing facilities. was shredded in would have thought of." To get away with graveyard-shift her first indie, Like carrying off the Spanish-speaking filming, he wrote into the script an excuse she swore she'd parts of the movie. Mirvish couldn't afford for the convenience store to stay shuttered never do another, quality subtitles, but he wanted the in corrugated steel all day — that the but her agent conversation to be authentic. He ended up shutters were stuck. He filmed a day scene convinced her to having a subtide holder raise cards into the — a hockey game that the clerk refused to give Sleep With frame. The film took an unplanned comedic miss — on the store roof. Me a chance. twist when the subtitle holder began Smith, who is working on two more "It was like, interacting with the characters, even wanting films that major studios have already agreed you can make OnuM (HM movie) wtUtt/dktctor Dai aenrish ((eater) prepares stars to stop a car chase to go to the bathroom. to back, is surprised at how Clerks took off. food, and every- Ha-htltt Wold-show aad M tadtrsto hr t showdown with tht had /ays. SEPTEMBER 1994 U. Magazine • 33 4 Non Blondes 4 Non Blonde* emerged out of the great grunge race with a howling and surprisingly melodic song about a confusing world. "What's Up" established 4NB as a musical force to be watched, and now, with the eyes of the Alternative Nation upon them, they're Bad Religion Cop Shoot Cop headed into the studio to work on their sophomore effort. Stranger Than Fiction Release U. talked with drummer Dawn Richardson, who shared with us the following insights Atlantic Records Interscope Records about the new album: Punk rock Release is unlike FACT #1: Handling the producing chores will be Dave Jerden, noted for his hard-edged bands don't die. anything vou've and innovative work with Jane's Addiction and Alice in Chains. Richardson says the Ihev just sign to ever heard. With reason they chose him was obvious. major labels and two bass players FACT #2: Although 4NB don't see themselves as part of a trend, Dawn admits. "When strain to maintain schooled in the art 'Smells like Teen Spirit' broke on the Top 40, it left the field wide open to a whole new sonic semblance ol of dissonance, a type of music," allowing for styles of music that draw on various non-rock influences. authenticity. guitar player who FACT #3: Despite 4NB's status as a "political" band. Richardson says most of the Stranger Than occasionally playi lyrical content comes from vocalist Linda Perry. "(Perry] feels very strongly about many Fiction has all til Gillespie riffs on things.... And she reacts to those things when she's writing. I don't think it's a conscious de in c* n t s that his trumpet and a choice as much as it is something she just feels." made Bad Religion • mainstay of the full-time* "sampler," their sound isn't what FACT #4: The mood of the album will be similar to that of the first one, but as 4NB try national punk scene. You've got your you'd call radio-trientlly. to experiment and grow as a group, they'll push for an increase in dynamic elements and teeth-gritting chords, your inipossiblv hist Strangely enough, though, it works — variety in their songs, including more acoustic influence, as well as the hard-edged sound rhythm section, your three-part Cop Shoot Cop can produce frighteninglv that you would expect. harmonics anil your songs that rarely last warped acid rap just as easily as FACT #8: The album will be out toward the end of 1994. Just the gift you always longer than two full minutes. •symmetrical jazz. It's kind of creepy, reallv. wanted to give Mom in the holiday gift-giving season. The one thing vnu don't have is that The hard core cynicism of Cop Shoot gritty social angst that once oozed over Coa'l lyrics is the real treat on this LP. everything Bad Religion released. This Whether meditating on the trusting record feels strained and contrived, as if relationship ("You can give your confession the band was reaching out lor a slice ol tomorrow if you find a priest dumb enough JACKOPIERCE the Top 40 hits audience. Wait for your to believe") or paving tribute to the Land of friend to buy this one and listen to it with the Free ("All we need on Christmas Eve is "It's the simplest form of music," says Jack O'Neill, one half of the Dallas acoustic him while you're on the way to the record another goddamn driveby"), the lyrics are duo JACKOPIERCE. "To get a powerful show out of two guitars isn't as easy as a stack store to buy a real punk album. always provocative and often very funny. of Marshall amps and a distorted guitar." "Lhe combination of ambitious Easier said than done. Yet O'Neill and partner Cary Pierce have reinvented high energy B Dongean McAdams, The Daily musicianship and bold lyricism keeps CSC harmonies and proved the word "unplugged" to be more than just an MTV experiment. Cougar, V. of Houston consistently engaging, if sometimes The two met in the theater department at Southern Methodis U. Ad hoc jam sessions annoying. Give them an A for effort, at for friends soon turned into bar gigs playing mostly covers. As the two developed as Liz Phair any rate. musicians, they turned their attention to songwriting. If 'hip-Snuirt "It used to be I would write the songs you bought the record for, and Jack would write Matador/Atlantic Records n Skip Hudson, Arkansas Traveler, U. the songs you were glad you had the record for," Pierce says. "Though our styles are Not since Joan of Arkansas starting to cross paths now." Jett has there been Even before A&M records signed them in December of 1993. JACKOPIERCE had a a female rocker mailing list of more than 9,000, had sold 40,000 of their independently produced albums so convincingly Anitnican Highway Flower and were touring constantly. For their first major label release, Bringing on the Weather, ferocious as Liz I.R.S. Records JACKOPIERCE teamed with producer T-Bone Burnett Phair. On her de Ihe infectious, (Counting Crows) and legendary engineer Glyn Johns but album, last pop sounds of (Beatles/Rolling Stones). With a combination like that, year's Exile in dada belie the true they knew they would emerge with a powerhouse album. Giiyville, Phair gist of their Not bad for two guys who had never practiced became the critics' musical treatise: together. "This was on-the-job training," O'Neill says. "We alternachick darling with a cunning These guys are always practiced right in front of people." feminism that makes most men twitch in pissed off. The Paid to practice live, huh? Rock and roll can be so cool. their BVDs. o 11 - d a n c e able Fred Northup, Washington Square Newa, New York U. Whip-Smart proves Phair capable of tracks on their smoothing over rough edges with her second album, quirky lyrics and honey-dip|>eil voice, lhe American Highway Flower, couch a deeply title track puts a clever spin on the old ingrained cynicism of love in the '90s. Rapunzel tale — Phair toys with the idea of Apropos of this lover's lament, there is locking her son in a tower until he grows "Ask the Dust," a drunistick-on-rini shot U. Radio Chart his hair long enough to escape. Equally aimed at an "American highway flower amusing is her warning in "May Queen" to walking, blossoming into nowhere." That 1. Storoo Lab, MarsAudiac Quintet, Elektra beware of "rock 'n' roll Ken dolls." they can convey these sentiments with The album takes a serious turn on occasional Beades-like pop nimanticism is the 2. MC900 Foot Josus, One Step Ahead of tbe Spider, American songs like "Shane" and "Jealousy," when true testament to this L.A.-based trio's voice. 3. Halo •end-era, God Don't Make No Junk, K Phair dives into relationship turmoil with The optimism of their pop sensibilities, 4. Maa or Aatroman, Destroy AUAstromen!, Astrolaunch Rstrus her unique fair maiden/riot grrrl cross-cut with nihilistic lyricism, gives dada 5. Wooxor, Weezer, DGC perspective. Phair is not afraid to play an edge over other pop bands. They're *». VotocHy Old, ;Srmpatico!, SubPop around with gender roles, and this album angry, sure, but their hyperironic ear candy 7. Jaaua Lizard, Show, Collision Arts/ Giant/Warner Bros. is as refreshing and provocative as its ("Baby got an eight-track mind, and I'm 4. Lova SpH Lovo, Love Spit Love, Imago predecessor. number nine.") will get to the radio anyway. t. Sootey'a Naw Riibbar Band, Blasters of tbe Universe, Ryko 10. novorand Norton Hoat, Liauor in tbe Front, Sub Pop/Interscope n Rob Hooper, University Times, • Steven K. Landry, The Vermilion, I'. Chart solely based m college radio airplay. Ctmrrihuting radio stations: VVFAJL, Bowling Green California State U. Los Angeles of Southwestern Louisiana State V.; VVUVT, Virginia Tech; KTRU, Rice U.; KI.SU, Louisiana Sate U.j KWVA, U. of Oregon; KUCB, U of Colorado; KUSF, U. of San Francisco; VVUTK, U. of Tennessee; WVWU, West Virginia V., KUOI, U. of Idaho; KUOM, U. of -Minnesota; KJHK, U. of »* * • < Cap n *** Snap. Crackle. Pop Kansas; KRNU, U. of Nebraska; VVRFL, U. of Kentucky. >it #=-Lucky the Leprae haun 24 • LJ. Magazine SEPTEMBER 1 994 S.F.W. The Shawshank Redemption Gramercy Castle Rock Who's more Stephen, creative than a King of VISUMN graffiti artist Horror, dares and juicier than not to scare a former foot with this ball hero? It's adaptation of the latest nat one of his ional hero, a novellas—from the same collection as belligerent "The Body," which was turned into the GenX stereo movie Stand by Me. Tim Robbins stars type held host as Andy Dufresne, a Maine banker age by four serving two life sentences for the terrorists murder of his wife and her lover. armed with Morgan Freeman plays the convict guns and a who rules the roost. Guess who video recorder. become best buds? Usually, screen Stephen Dorff versions of King stories can't do justice plays instant icon Cliff Spab, whose to his character developments, but if attitude toward life is "So Effing What" anybody can do it, Robbins and but whose mug is making all the magazine Freeman can. covers and whose public is buying up "Free Spab" T-shirts. make sure his martial arts legacy doesn't Ed Wood Pulp Fiction Touchstone Pictures Miramax end as a measly trilogy. Hilary Swank (seen in Buffy the Vampire Slayer) stars as The Scout Fox Ever hear Quentin Tarantino took the Palme Julie Pierce, a frustrated teenage girl who, of Glen or D'Or at Cannes with this, his latest among other things, is being harassed by a It's Major... Glenda, Plan 9 exercise in pop-art ultraviolence, and violent, all-male gang at school. Guess no, Angels from Outer advance word is that it will rock you like a who's gonna start kicking ass and taking Well, one of Space or hurricane. He directs an all-star cast, names? Pat Morita returns as Mr. Miyagi. those baseball Batman} The including Bruce Willis, Uma Thurman, Wax on, wax off, cash in. movies. Who first two Harvey Keitel, Christopher Walken and can keep track? movies were directed by the man once the one and only John Travolta in this Exit To Eden Brendan Fraser voted the worst director of all time, Ed series of interlacing vignettes inspired by Savoy (haven't seen Wood. Tim Burton directed the latter, the pulp-crime fiction of the '30s and him in a while) and he has selected an all-star cast for the '40s. Tarantino's sense of humor and What's say we make a plays Steve biopic Ed Wood. Johnny Depp (What's taste for the macabre will undoubtedly Nebraska, Eating Gilbert Grape?) stars as the B- provide a new look at the tradition that movie using every Holly quite possibly director who relaxed at home in his eventually gave birth to the detectives of the best base wife's clothes. King of the misfits, Wood the silver screen. wood money- making trick? ball player befriended people like Bunny ever. Albert Breckinridge (Bill Murray)—who spent The Professional First we need a well-known director who doesn't care a Brooks his film career longing for a sex change— Columbia whole lot about artistry. How about Garry (Broadcast News) is Al Percolo, the scout and Bela Lugosi (Martin Landau)— who would do anything to sign a prospect. whose morphine addiction dropped him Gary Marshall, the Svengali behind Pretty Dianne Wiest (a Woody Allen favorite from Hollywood's star list. Shot in black Oldman (Sid Woman} Next we need stars. Well, Julia and perpetual movie mom) is a and white, Burton's depiction of the and Nancy, and Arnold were too busy, so let's tap that psychologist trying to figure out misunderstood artist has insiders talking Dracula) fresh and relevant comic genius Dan Nebraska. And it's not a sports movie, by about Oscar nominations and Depp's \. '•' returns to the Aykroyd and maybe throw in Rosie "1 the way. It's a "relationship story." gams in stilettos. screen in what wanna be Lucille Ball so friggin' bad" Baseball could use some relations, so we promises to be O'Donnell. Great! Comedies always make could see it somewhere other than the big another action- money anyway. Now for the story—don't • Russell Weinberger, Tbe California packed gun-o-rama from the mind of forget the gratuitous sex and violence. Aggie, U. of California, Davis renegade French director Luc Besson (/_7 Why not just use some piece of cult I'ttnme Nikita). Revolving around the fiction by someone like Anne Rice peculiar relationship between a (Interview with a Vampire), and save professional hit man and a teenage girl, ourselves some work? How about Exit to Stuart Smalley The Professional looks to be yet another Eden} It couldn't be too hard to turn the assassin-meets-girl, assassin-loses-girl, classic of modern S&M erotica into a Saturday Night Lives Stuart Smalley just may be assassin-starts-blowing-things-up story. comedy... could it? "smart enough" and "good enough" to make it on the Here's hoping Besson remembers to big screen. Paramount Pictures hopes so, anyway. It has develop his characters this time around. I Uke It Uke That staked $16.5 million in Stuart Smalley starring Al At least Oldman will be fun to watch. Columbia Franken. the 12-step program guru. "I told the studio we'll make a million," jokes The Next Karate Kid Although writer/director Darnell director Harold Ramis. who describes the film as "fun Martin isn't the first to make a movie about Columbia for the whole dysfunctional family." poverty and life in urban America, she is Five hours and 11 takes later of the same scene. You didn't want the first black woman to make a major Ramis says he's feeling no pressure. it to happen. You studio film. / Like It Like That, which went "It's only my career." to Cannes, updates and revitalizes classic thought it couldn't Stuart Smalley reveals the story of Smalley's life as he reunites with his family upon themes of sexual tension and frustration by possibly happen. the death of his favorite aunt. The screenplay is based on Franken s book about the setting the story in what may be the icon of Well, it has. Even character, who first appeared three and a half years ago on SNL. underprivileged America: the Bronx. It also though Ralph "The audience can actually learn something from Stuart," he assures. "He can be updates and revitalizes giMid old-fashioned Macchio hung up completely lame and then the next minute he can say something that touches you." theater riots. This romantic comedy his white jammies Hesitant about going to a full-length movie about an insecure guy in a pink sweater? follows the struggles of a young black and with The Karate Kid That's... OK. Gosh darn it, people like him, even if you don't. III, producer Jerry Latino couple, and the tensions it has been Weintraub has raising at advance screenings have been • Ken Braslow, Daily Trojan, V. of Southern California found a way to anything but sexual. SEPTEMBER 1994 IT. M.ij_;.iyiin- • 25 WRAP Paged and Confused S ave you ever taken lecture notes without lifting a pen? You will. Have you ever Htalked to a friend in Biology IOI while you were in English 102? You will. Have you ever had answers to questions 10 through 18 faxed to you during your final exam? You will. It isn't exactly AT&T's new promotional ad, but it could be. Students would trample the elderly to make it to computer stores before all the prestigious tech- toys were sold out. Because in college, high-tech is the only way to make the grade — socially, that is. In high school, your value as a classmate depended on how many touchdowns you scored. In college, it depends on how many calls you get on your cellular phone during Psych 101. MM ' ^k^^gjjp sl ljU Then there are the beepers. People carry them around like badges that shout, "I'm a busy person." Why leave that potential crank call to chance? Plus, WW you never know when Page Net might call to question why you haven't paid last month's bill. ("I'm a college (not that diplomas will have any worth — except maybe student. I have no money. And hey, I never got your in Russia, where there is a shortage of paper). page. This thing doesn't work! I hope you don't expect By cutting down on homework, students will free BlahBlahBlah me to pay for this!") up hours of their beeper-regulated schedules so more It's hard enough to concentrate on Professor time can be devoted to trivial pursuits such as We at U. are suckers for any nutty tangent with a Willabee's revolutionary lecture on 17th century shoe computer bulletin boards. Every day, millions of pig In It, ao when writer/director Kevin Smith told us designs without having a chorus of beepers randomly students spend hours gazing into the hypnotic glow of how he saved money on Clerks, (eee story, page 22) chirping their impatient warnings. Most students have the computer screen, flirting with strangers around the we ate tt up. (The story, not the pig.) the courtesy to place their beepers on vibrator mode — globe. but the combination of a soothing massage and a You've seen them before and have probably been lecture on the mating rituals of Colombian bats can tempted to jar them out of their dazes. Don't — they lead to quite a slumber. In my humanities class, I was get hostile. It is best to just put your favorite bunch of the only student to stay awake during World War II. cyberjunkics on leashes, stroke their hair and wipe a Consequently, due to my lack of a personal masseuse, I napkin across their chins every hour or so to remove was also the only student with chronic back pains. the growing puddles of drool. You might want to How long will it take for toys like Newton, throw them a ball occasionally, spoon some yogurt into Macintosh's new pocket-sized elctronic notebook/fax their mouths once in a while and sit back and observe machine, to appear in class? Probably no longer than it how shiny their coats are becoming. takes most people to set a VCR clock. I can't wait to see what the next few years of Technology's reach goes beyond the classroom, technological advancement have in store for us. On though. With personal computers, no sane student second thought — maybe I can wait. would waste time reading a 1 >< << >k or working out a math problem. That's IBM's job. Soon, we'll be replacing • Mike Stevens, Tbe Voice, 1.1.-nil.il. IQs with megabytes and diplomas with floppy disks Community CoUege Kodak offers this student discount, so we told them, 'We're from the New School [for Social Research, New York]," They got our film order ready. I whipped out my University' Frank Cho, The Diamondbach, U. of Maryland credit card, and they're like, "OK, I just need your student ID," and we were like, "Oh, shit." I turned to I'M Goitft, To CoLUGE FoR THE Bi«serr FKvo_Rf»ny 0*4 /producer Scott Mosier]. He's like, "Oh, I left it MXf) oH M/tr-J.-PErW TW*. FITCE /(UTXIDFbRBVTHE CAUfuS HAS AWRtSMeLy GoT>I downstairs in my school bag." The guy's like, 'Forget it." ll THE LIFE CAU yo. STATE Put To JoME EQu/IL feCRUITSDME T'M IU out We were going to let it go, but I was just so pissed, ? KlQHTr FaK JMOIMJ-UT UW. TW •BcLievte TW WHO woota? JixSGenw/tuT of A TAtXy. because I knew it was kind of smarmy, so I took a ride Hr-WE THoiXiHT IT ° MET otjett A Vo .6*4 QoRGeou. H-tUlN-5 THE TIME of My Lift. down to the New School and found a one-day course SoRoRlTy QirtU FROM Qo6D AHV IT',/ ONLY THE FIRST (JeME TtooLI WEEK of JCHooL called Roast Suckling Pig. It was either that or Understanding Your Homosexuality. 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