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Message the playa world with the to browse for the duration of Nowhere. Pens Message Board and blank books provided. Tuesday  Arts and crafts  Message Board  All Ze German Invasion day event  Exaconcept  Performance  Nowhere / Everywhere (Domestic) slavery Compose your own message on the now  Tue 05:00 - 07:00  Lea  Workshop  Touch & Play  All day famous Message Board. event  Touch&Play  Adult ACHTUNG! Marching in socks and sandals ze Germans have come to invade. Zis time Do you dare to bring out your inner Motherfucking Macramee we Krauts will outdo the Brits with our servant? Prostrate yourself and be useful!!!  Arts and crafts  Fuschtlifaffli - The Last (pre-negotiation available) Shank  All day event  Nadia & Anja super efficient, specially engineered invasion plan. NEIN! We don’t care about this wall Beer and therapy Find us at Fuschtlifaffli anytime, anyday and see if we feel like showing you some that Übertown is building - we want to be  Spiritual / Healing  Cŵtch  All day macramee. We probably might, possibly the first on the playa to take back the best event  jollys will.. Bring your favorite stone if you want sunbathing spots. Unlicensed therapist “Dr.”Jolly will listen to and we’ll show you how to bind it.. (Flat and Sunrise yoga (clothing optional) your existential issues with a tastetrack of round is best)..The rest will be provided.  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Tue 06:30 - cold beer. Intermittent, look for sign. No Reason Design Awareness 07:30  Josephine Confession  Arts and crafts  The Temple of No Center yourself in yourself. One-hour flow  Other  Barrio Espace  All day event Reason  All day event  TiF practice. Start the day with a smile.  Tania Paint and write on the Saint Bamboos of the Choose your game and Play! Do you feel at one with yourself or do No Reason whenever you’ll find paint and  Chillout  Ran’Dome - The Laughing unspoken truths threaten your peace markers around ! Wood  Tue 08:00 - 22:00  Stephan of mind? Under the guidance of Synei, Come and check our games library, choose goddess of symbiosis, come alone to Noga the one you like and play! this space of free speech to record your  Other  Babycham  All day event  one-minute confession about nothing, Chopped Pork Laughter Therapy everything, or somewhere in between. Feel Not feeling the Yoga vibe? Turn that “Yo”  Workshop  Playground  Tue 08:45 - free to use any language, even Newspeak into a hearty “No”, and focus on a distinct 09:45  Jessica Breitenfeld  Kids or Elvish. A mix of these records of truth lack of anything remotely healing or Laugh meditation. “You can discover more will later be shared by our priestess and spiritual. Forget having your chakras aligned. about a person in an hour of play than in a scattered to the four winds. Be careful we don’t run over your dogma year of conversation.” - Plato with our karma. Forget the namaste and GYARTGDANITM-Bingo Laughing so much you forget your problems focus on the no-must-stay. Yoga may be  Performance  Nowhere / Everywhere and raise your happy hormones.  All day event  Uli & Woodstock  the key to your flexibility: alcohol is the key Led by a trained clown. to ours. Adult Poi for Bloody Beginners! (Giving You A Reason To Get Drunk And Shadow Wall  Workshop  Garden of Joy  Tue 09:00 Naked In The Morning). The only event  Arts and crafts  Shadow Wall  All day - 10:00  Robert Dresden event  Colonel Moutarde on the playa where you don’t have to go You wanna learn playing poi? I got you to - cause we come to you. Whenever you The Shadow Wall runs from dusk to dawn. covered. Just bring your poi. And yourself. hear us shouting “Bingo! Bingo! Bii-hiii- During the day, you won’t be able to see And learn things like NOT HITTING ngooooo”, be assure: we have a Bingo- anything ! Come to be flashed in silly YOURSELF BADLY. postures ! game to join in, we have Jägermeister with Main focus will be on Stops and Pendulums, us and will for sure come up with rules why Strings of Life depending on your level much more is also you have to get naked and drink (either  Arts and crafts  Barrio Espace  All possible. because you won or because you lost) with day event  David Temple of No Reason - Opening us. Returning to the Playa after a massive If your life were a string, suspended in time Ceremony success in 2016! and space. If every adventure, experience,  Nowhere  The Temple of No Reason  Expect us all around the barrios in the or event was a bead on this string. And if Tue 09:00 - 10:00  Temple Crew morning time, whenever the vibes are every encounter was a knot… What would there... it look like? Join us to celebrate the opening of the Temple. Intimate coaching for couples Let’s weave a collaborative web of beads,  Workshop  Touch & Play  All day strings, messages, and anything you wish Art Therapy event  Marc Tschudin “Trench”  Adult to add ; and bring to life the colorful  Arts and crafts  Sssh!  Tue 09:00 -  Learn new ways and techniques to pleasing complexity of our entangled and ever- 10:30 Daniel Smyth your parnter. It dose not matter if you know evolving existences. Come anytime, help Mindful cup of tea / Grounding / Art a thousand techniques, if you are not able yourself to the material, and watch it change therapy session open structure to begin with to finde out what pleases your parnter. And all week long. / Then assigned task / Finish with group that’s why body language is an important Word Repository discussion and end with grounding / Cup of tea part of this workshop.  Chillout  Chrysalis  All day event  Sessions are on demand, booked at the Phil  Kids Hatha Yoga Touch and Play camp. :-) Our Chrysalis Library needs to be stocked.  Spiritual / Healing  Here & Now  Tue Come and write your favourite word(s) 09:00 - 10:30  Tim Patey in our books, perhaps arrange them Explore and accept what is present in your into a story or poem. Anonymous or body in this 90 min Hatha Yoga session. pseudonymous contributions encouraged. Your words will be availablie for all Nobodies

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AcroYoga climax, but to build up sexual energy. We Learn How to Give a Massage  Workshop  Garden of Joy  Tue 09:00 will finish with a bit of yoga to stretch our  Workshop  Sssh!  Tue 10:30 - 12:00  - 11:00  Uli Scheib bodies and be horny bunnies all day. Sssh! Massage Team Let’s base, connect and fly together. Halcyon Hand-poke and Henna We offer a daily introductory lesson on how AcroYoga combines acrobatics, fun,  Workshop  Why Not  Tue 10:00 - to give a massage. Come with a friend, relaxation,and yoga, allowing you to 12:00  Leanne or partner up with someone else at the explore balance, trust, union and body Tattooing by hand, whether permanent or workshop. You will practice on each other, communication. temporary can be a beautiful and intimate and will both give and receive a massage as This is a beginners class - no need to bring experience for both artist and sitter. Artist you learn the techniques. Each day’s lesson a partner. Leanne will show you the basics of set- will be offered by a different member of the Please bring your own mats/sleeping up, safety, technique and aftercare whilst Sssh! Massage Team. Come back tomorrow pads(flat)//carpet/towel and s.th. to drink” tattooing a live model. Participants are to learn a different set of tricks! Burn Tarot Readings invited to then join her, creating temporary Feldenkrais: Bodyrepair  Spiritual / Healing  Sssh!  Tue 09:00 - henna tattoos on one another, to adorn  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Tue 11:00 - 11:00  Anita la Brujita their skin for the week ahead. 12:00  Gwynneth Have the course of your Burn predicted to Coffee and Classics Tensed up? Feldenkrais is a gentle way to you, your worst fears confirmed, the worst  Food and drink  Babycham  Tue relieve tension with conscious movement. of advice given to you. Find Anita la Brujita 10:00 - 13:00  The Grand Klute Relax your hip and shoulder muscles and in the Sssh! Soul Space, and I will predict Coffee and Classics with a Toupee Tuesday reconnect with yourself. your adventure, using the Burn version of twist! Babycham does REAL coffee with Fleurigami the Tarot cards, designed by burner Cosimo soothing classical music. For this one we are  Workshop  Twisted reality  Tue 11:00 Lorenzo Pancini. celebrating the ongoing car-crash which is - 12:00  Thunder  Kids Potter’s Corner President Trump’s tenure from the safety of Roses are blue, violets are red, or was it  Arts and crafts  Sssh!  Tue 09:00 - this side of the Atlantic. Anyone who comes the other way round? In our workshop 11:00  Lagrit Mimiyola to our event with what looks like a cockatoo you choose the colour. Create some flower Clay fun!! Throw a pot or create funny balanced on their head gets queue-jumping power decoration to pimp your outfit, gift to things. In the Soul Space @ Sssh! rights. Despite this negative press coffee. your mom or decorate your camp kitchen table. Fold for peace of mind and get into Morning Priming Ethical Hacking 101  Workshop  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome  the zen. In case flowers aren’t your fashion  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Tue 09:30 - Tue 10:00 - 14:00  Djrevmoon et Amy 10:00  Dr. Sex you can go for a rabbit, fish or jumping frog. Join us for a group session of Morning Throughout this workshop, we’ll cover the Vinyasa Flow Priming: Gratefullness 3 things: Healing, following topics: WiFi hacking, password  Spiritual / Healing  Here & Now  Tue  Visualization, Movement and Mobility cracking, Web Application hacking, 11:00 - 12:30 Ceri Allen Mobile app hacking. Optional other A strong, dynamic class that focuses on Breath Focused Meditation (more advanced) topics (depending on linking movement with breath and finding a  Spiritual / Healing  Playground  Tue participants) can be cryptography, NFC and 10:00 - 11:00  Aoife flowing rhythm of motion. RFID hacking. Participants can bring a laptop Hat painting workshop Sit, focus, breath, lose focus, start over. or a smartphone (Android is easier) if they Playground have unwittingly taken a secret  Workshop  Garden of Joy  Tue 11:00 - wish for a more hands-on experience.  agent of Shhh into their barrio come 13:00 Philip Ian Wright Malfare Training to spread inner peace and self directed Do you want to broadcast your inner  Nowhere  Middle of Nowhere  Tue happiness. message on a hat and have a permanent 10:00 - 14:00  Bar-Keep  Kids Discover bare breath meditation in the souvenir of Nowhere17 ? I will bring a Come one, come all for Malfare’s second tradition of vipassana. There are 25 mins selection of hats (for 24 participants) that training! of audio instructions, after which you can I will have made that can be hand painted leave or remain to complete the hour. No This is where you come for training for your using acrylic paint and brushes. Afterwards, experience with meditation necessary. Nomad, Site x, and Malfare Shift Lead role. when dry I will lacquer them so that you Vipassana meditators welcome. Please come early and say hello to your can wear it in the rain. Meet us under the fellow providers of safety. ~Bar-Keep shade ! Morning Yoga Receive a Massage  Spiritual / Healing  Why Not  Tue Pimp your nails!    10:00 - 11:00  Chris Spiritual / Healing Sssh! Tue 10:00 -  Arts and crafts  Ran’Dome - The Salon 20:00  Sssh!  Tue 11:00 - 19:00  Anne Start your morning being present in the moment and limber up for the day ahead. Come say hi at Sssh! and let us release the Don’t you want some shiny, funky, awesome This hatha yoga class with Chris includes tension and stress in your beautiful body. nails for your time at Nowhere? Come and elements of pranayama and meditation Bring a towel or sheet to lay on. pimp your nails with us! and is for all levels. Bring a mat or towel to Casual meditation (30 min) Radical Chakra Realignment practice on and some water to drink..  Spiritual / Healing  Ran’Dome - The  Spiritual / Healing  Babycham  Tue   Morning masturbation practice Laughing Wood Tue 10:30 - 11:00 11:57 - 12:02  Angelhair Moonstomp  Doudou et Xav Adult  Workshop  Touch & Play  Tue 10:00 - 11:00  Pietro & Giulia  Adult Take a deep breath, and there you go for a Are your chakras out of whack? Have you beautiful trip through your body and senses. tried chanting and eating magic beans A morning activity to wake up and energise to no avail? Then come round to Camp our body. We’ll talk about how we relate to Beginners are welcome, nothing difficult, take only a few minutes for yourself. Babycham: we have a sledge hammer and masturbation, about the taboos surrounding we know how to use it. Please bring a towel, it, how we do it, and why. Then we’ll enjoy appropriate sized spanner and contact ourselves for a while. 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L’ojo D’Ra Solar Grill Creative Writing Workshop Storytelling : Theme Sexuality and  Other  Cosmopolillas  Tue 11:59 -  Workshop  Sssh!  Tue 13:30 - 14:30  Humor 13:02  Cosmopolillas Crew Torrey  Other  Yes!  Tue 14:00 - 15:00  Dr. Do you want to see solar rays being focused Create something new! I will offer a series of Sex through a water len?, want to see what writing prompts, which will spark creativity ....and after our encouter we felt so happens if you put raw food at the focus?, and interesting responses. All prompts are uncomfortable the three of us started that’s it!!, a solar Water Death Ray Solar Grill designed to be accessible to anyone! No laughing and through the cardboard door for your delight!, come and cook your own experience necessary. Pens and notebooks we could hear the others laughing with us food, or just to see how this marvel work... provided. After taking some time to respond as well. (well not that marvel, the pan is around to each writing prompt, we will have time Braid maker 20cms in diameter.., but it cooks, it cooks!). to share what we created (but only if you  Arts and crafts  Arrête Ton cirque !  This oven will work at midday, when the sun want). The prompts will vary and each day Tue 14:00 - 16:00  Aurélie hits vertically. Playa tech rules!!(if you have will be a different workshop. Ever wanted Girls... or even guys, come and get nice a classic squared solar oven, we would love to learn how to write a haiku, limerick, braids over here :) you to bring it and try to focus our len into persona, or acrostic poem? Write something your oven and see what comes out of that sexy, funny, soulful, or sad. Express your Cold brew coffee joint technology .. : ) ). inner child, your inner demon, your inner  Food and drink  Cŵtch  Tue 14:00 - 16:00  jollys Guide to Open Relationships + Q&A thoughts. We will break through writer’s  Talk / Lecture  Yes!  Tue 12:00 - 13:00 block and create together. Cool down and speed up with relaxing  co-creation A sea of Tulle cold brew coffee prepared dynamically by brewmaster Jolly. An informal gathering for everyone  Workshop  Middle of Nowhere  Tue currently in, or interested in, open and poly 14:00 - 15:00  LaBanana Make yo own Vadge badge relationships. We get together under the Hi lovely people, we will learn together how  Arts and crafts  Costume Camp  Tue delight of a tea or a cold refreshment to to make a Tutu ;) 14:00 - 16:00  TJ  Adult meet and talk about our experiences. We will make the tutus with the color of the Craftanoon to make vagina broaches. No Consent Culture and sexy games sea to be ready for the opening ceremony sewing experience necessary. Come early as  Workshop  Garden of Joy  Tue 12:00 - Bloody mary supplies are limited to the first 25 peeps. 13:30  Federico Svevo  Adult  Food and drink  Arrête Ton cirque !  Badges, please! Many people have a very superficial idea Tue 14:00 - 15:00  Thom  Arts and crafts  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome relative to what it really means to practice Dreaming of Bloody mary? Come on right  Tue 14:00 - 17:00  No “Consent”. We have a group discussion now to test our lovely cocktail ! To keep or to give, let’s do some customs focused on the elements that characterize Intro to Swiss direct democracy and badges! (10 persons max at the same time) the Consent. Then there is a kind of Swiss German (focus on swearing) Connection and emphatic listening “experiential” phase based on some physical     Talk / Lecture  Beauty Case  Tue Spiritual / Healing Chrysalis Tue funny and sexy games based on Consent.  14:00 - 15:00  Simi 14:30 - 15:30 Janina / Nini The participants will be guided in an I am mildly active in Swiss politics and will Connecting exercises like giving experiment on the touch (and on tickling), give an introduction into the Swiss political compliments / eye gazing / drawing each in order to try the exchange of sensations system, with a focus on direct democracy other without looking at the paper / sharing and emotions that occurs during consensual and federalism. Might it be a partial answer / energizers / really listening to each other physical contact. to populism? without interrupting and sharing stories Is not foreseen nudity or any contact with Further, as studies show, foreign language Flow Wand Workshop the intimate parts. Meet us under the knowledge will advance your career and  Workshop  Sssh!  Tue 14:30 - 15:30  shade ! will impress love interests at dinner parties. Wouter Thai Yoga Massage for Beginners– That is why an introduction will be given to Would you like to learn a skill that combines Part 1 the most useful language of them all, Swiss magic with dancing? Come to the Flow  Workshop  Sssh!  Tue 12:00 - 13:30 German. A big part of the lesson will be on Wand Workshop and I will teach you how  Marek how to swear properly. Never more will you to do it! The Flow Wand (or levitation stick) Thai Yoga Massage can be a smart and be at loss of words when you are trying to is flow prop that is inspired from a classic gentle practice that requires little energy buy a metric ton of 79% dark chocolate. magic trick called the “Dancing Cane”. It is a from the giver by utilizing your bodyweight If the mood is right, we might also have cleverly balanced stick with a thin, invisible for applying pressure. You will receive and a discussion about direct democracy string somewhere in the middle that is also give a guided massage at the workshop. (something for your country?), federalism, attached to the magician. The magician Come alone or with a partner. (Clothes are and especially - herrgottsackzement ! - appears to control the cane with his mind, kept on) Swiss German swearing. the cane seemingly floating in mid-air, while making it dance to music. Recently the Flow Barrista Training Nina Simone Appreciation Hour  Workshop  Babycham  Tue 13:00 -  Chillout  Never Never Learn  Tue Wand was introduced into the flow and juggling community, so in this workshop 14:00  The Grand Klute 14:00 - 15:00  Ringo you can learn everything to get started with Babycham does “coffee and classics” all Come chill out and praise the High Priestess this magical prop. week at Nowhere and we would like to get of Soul. Drinks might very well be served. some more people involved with running Authentic relating I: Circling it. If you would like to do a shift in the week  Workshop  Yes!  Tue 15:00 - 16:00  then come along to this training session and Josephine learn how to make a good cup of coffee and Relate with others on a deeper level. We about how coffee and classics is organised will explore how to see and be seen, hear (ha!) and be heard, feel and be felt. Tools you

6 Tuesday can use back in the default world to have Revolutionary Honesty Spot (the darkroom behind the DJ*ane) in meaningful interactions.  Talk / Lecture  Yes!  Tue 16:00 - 17:00 advance. Tuesday and Thursday! How to be a god in business  Yakir Rettig goose bump hour  Talk / Lecture  Garden of Joy  Tue Revolutionize the relationships in your  Chillout  Yes!  Tue 17:00 - 18:00  15:00 - 16:00  Benoît Carpent life. Honesty can seem obvious, but in our marijkevanderlinde I’ve been working for many year on new workshop we’ll see how and why we can Ever been caressed by three people at the business models who change the perception get hung up on useless drama because same time? This is your chance! You will of value and help us realise it’s everywhere of unintentional dishonesty. Revolutionary be touched ever so softly, as gentle as a around us. The purpose of this workshop is Honesty is a simple and practical tool for feather. By six hands, thirty fingers. Goose to help people start new businesses without living a better life. When fellow burners ask bumps guaranteed! me how they can bring the playa into the the destructive and limitative aspects of it. Introduction to the Bach Flowers default, I tell them it’s all about practicing Do come with your curiosity and bring any Remedies business problem you may be facing - we honesty with others. Join us for a short and sweet dive into a door-opening concept.  Spiritual / Healing  Sssh!  Tue 17:00 - can work on that as case studies. 18:30  Alexia Learn the foundations on Tuesday (chill I’m thankful to the wonderful people who Introduction to the Doctor Edward Bach area) and follow up on Friday (under the taught me about it. and the 38 Bach flowers remedies. The shade). Beauty Case: Talking – Chalking – participants will have the opportunity to Shisha bar @ Planet Pulpo Walkling. prepare their own solution made by a  Workshop  Beauty Case  Tue 16:00 -  Chillout  Planet Pulpo  Tue 15:00 - combination of several flowers extracts. This  16:00  Conte Zero  Adult 18:00 Beauty Case solution will help people to heal emotional Hookah, Shisha, Narghilè, waterpipe, the «Beauty Case» is about breaks in room, states which we belivee are the root cause names are different but if you want to enjoy time and media. Overall topic today: of many physical health problems. INTERACTION. The workshop will start a little bit of very cloudy smoke the place Make-your-own Kinky Leatherwear to come is only the Shisha bar @ Planet with a talking meditation originally (Collar) Pulpo. Come and relax with our apple or invented by Osho. Second part will be chalking (interactive communication in  Arts and crafts  Why Not  Tue 17:00 - watermelon flavored tobacco. If you want 19:00  Xavier  Adult to try an extra kick of nicotine ask for our the room using blackboards and chalks Create your own kinky collar for you special mint addiction (liquid nicotine mint only, no talking at all). And finally walking (or your sub). Impress your friends and flavored). (exchanging the experience in an open make your very own beautiful handmade Feel free to carry your tobacco or whatever format). collar or cuffs. No experience necessary, you want to put inside to smoke. ;-) Psychedelic Painting materials / hardware provided (bring neck  Arts and crafts  Barrio Espace  Tue If you do not like to smoke this can be a measurements). Restricted numbers so book 16:00 - 19:00  Thomas good opportunity to start a nice unhealty your place at Why Not. habit (shisha smoke is softer on your throat In honor of the goddess of creativity, come than cigarettes). and paint the shapes in your soul on the Why Not Bloody Mary Club  Food and drink  Why Not  Tue 17:00 You can share your stories with us, speak large board provided for that purpose. - 19:00  Clare  Adult about Shisha culture or simply smoke quiet Bring your inspiration, we provide the in a real turkish way. paint, and let’s draw together a magnificent Join the Prancing Pony at our gourmet psychedelic fresco. You can come back Bloody Mary bar at sunset. Bring a cup. Contact Juggling Workshop anytime during the week to add something Vodka and any *BMC secret-ingredients*  Workshop  Sssh!  Tue 15:30 - 17:00  to the painting. such as outlandish chilli sauces or special Wouter homemade pickles you may have hidden Color a Friend Cool Would you like to learn to manipulate, in your adventure pockets to add to the  Arts and crafts  Playground  Tue levitate and control crystal balls? Join the collection are welcome. Contact Juggling Workshop and I will 16:30 - 17:30  Dlo Wolf Duels introduce you to the magical art of contact Cool off a friend with ice cold poscas and  Other  Playground  Tue 17:30 - 18:30 juggling! This beautiful form of object sponges dipped in deliciously chilled water.  Aoife manipulation focuses on rolling one or more Chill out and paint cool things on bodies Join us and get a little silly. Get to balls over the body, or let the ball ‘float’ in sipping on iced tea and listening to some Playground and play like children. After the air. You will learn the first basics of single chill tunes. Non toxic paint, washes off easily, and multiball contact, isolations, stalls and no brushes. some warm up rolling around, we begin the Wolf Duels - a game played blindfolded bodyrolling. Are you ready to be become We’re all poets and there can be only one winner. Come addicted to this enchanting artform?  Workshop  Chrysalis  Tue 16:30 - prepared to howl! 17:30  Amy  Kids Become someone new and find Acoustic jam yourself in the process Come and unleash your creativity in  Performance  Chrysalis  Tue 17:30 -    this playful workshop, where you will Arts and crafts Garden of Joy Tue 19:00  Stacey 16:00 - 17:00  Anatol  Adult be encouraged to check-in with your Tired of EDM? Bring your acoustic We are bringing pre-printed papercraft imagination and turn it into words! instruments and your voice and we’ll hash masks for you to cut out and glue together. On the couch with Miss Harrop out some sweet music. All voices and all Can be used as decoration or part of an  Spiritual / Healing  Garden of Joy  instrument types welcome! outfit! All materials provided, 10 people max Tue 17:00 - 18:00  Miss Harrop and Judy  Eye Gazing Experience Adult  Other  Middle of Nowhere  Tue 16:00 Come and enjoy and exclusive session with - 17:00  katia our notorious in-camp psychotherapist Miss Harrop. Due to the expected demand we Get mesmerized by staring into strangers’ advise to sign up for a slot at the Therapy (or friend’s) eyes!

7 Tuesday

Bee Themed Storytelling separate. Capoeira combines such lot of silliness, good vibrations and getting  Performance  Playground  Tue 18:00 conflictive components as fight and a little drunk. - 18:30  Queen P dance, violence and aesthetics, game and Hallow’easter --- NEVER NEVER We will read and perform a story about the deadly seriousness, ritual and spontaneity, LEARN OPENING PARTY choreographic rigour and movement adventures of living as a honey bee. The  Party  Never Never Learn  Tue 20:00 intention is to educate and entertain. improvisation, magic and sense of reality, - Wed 03:00  Never Never Learn body training and life philosophy.“ Gong Bath Happy hello, dear friends, Halloweaster is (Quote by Piero Onori; translation: Christoph  Spiritual / Healing  Barrio Espace  upon us! Rasch) Tue 18:00 - 19:00  Sophie Behold! Airing of grievances! Bee Themed Storytelling A wonderful cosmic sound journey. Just Beware! Live crucifixion!  Performance  Playground  Tue 18:30 come and lie down, relax deeply and let Fancy dress party, from sunset to sunrise. Synei, goddess of symbiosis, transport and - 19:00  Queen P transform you with the powerful healing We will read and perform a story about the Confession vibration of the gong. adventures of living as a honey bee. The  Other  Barrio Espace  Tue 20:00 - 21:00  Tania Laughter yoga for beginners intention is to educate and entertain. Do you feel at one with yourself or do  Workshop  Arrête Ton cirque !  Tue Menstruation Massage unspoken truths threaten your peace of 18:00 - 19:00  Marilyne  Workshop  Sssh!  Tue 18:30 - 19:30  mind? Under the guidance of Synei, goddess Peter H Laughter yoga is done in groups, with eye of symbiosis, come alone to this space of contact, jokes, chanting, clapping and body Come learn some basic massage skills free speech to record your one-minute movements to help break down inhibitions to help with menstruation. The idea of confession about nothing, everything, or and encourage a sense of playfulness. the workshop is to learn some massage somewhere in between. Feel free to use any A series of ‘laughter exercises’ will then techniques that you can use on yourself and language, the goddess understands them rapidly turn forced laughter into real and other people to get relief from menstrual all, even Newspeak or Elvish. A mix of these contagious laughter. pains and cramps. records of truth will later be shared by our Come and try this natural way to release lots Pastis Petanque priestess and scattered to the four winds. of endorphins with us :)  Chillout  Barrio Espace  Tue 19:00 - Yoga and Meditation 21:00  Thomas Speed Mating: Making friends in  Spiritual / Healing  Barrio Espace  three minutes Firren, goddess of celebration, invites you to Tue 20:00 - 21:00  Tania  Workshop  Middle of Nowhere  Tue celebrate the sunshine à la française. Come Come cleanse yourself of all your turmoil 18:00 - 19:00  Michelle play pétanque, mölkky, and palet breton in this hour of collective meditation. The Start your Nowhere week by meeting lots of while drinking the ultimate potion of eternal soothing powers of Synei, goddess of youth : Ricard. fellow Nobodies. You have three minutes to symbiosis, shall flow through us all as, with get to know each other before the whistle Punch is not dead ! a mix of Ashtanga and Vinyasa, we connect blows and you move on to meet your next  Food and drink  Arrête Ton cirque !  our inner selves to her and each other.  new friend. Lots of fun and suitable for all. Tue 19:00 - 21:00 Malik & Virginie PornoKaraoke ToyBoy Workshop by Real Cougars On evening, our chef Malik will prepare a  Workshop  Twisted reality  Tue  Workshop  Palomas Naranjas  Tue big pot of fresh punch and our lovely french 20:00 - 22:00  Thunder & Lightning  18:00 - 19:00  Wijffie & Wijffie  Adult girls will prepare some sweet and savoury Adult Every day between 18:00 - 19:00 it’s Happy snacks. Come and scream your inner porn star! Hour! Come to talk, share and warm up with us :) Release your boundaries playing porno Come and join us for the Happy Hour Bread & Tomato Party karaoke! Mind-shifting, outrageous and ToyBoy Workshop and get TWO Cougars  Food and drink  Bread & Tomato  funny, our movie clips require two to three for one! Don’t be late and miss out, as our Tue 19:00 - 22:00  Deif players to dub the explicit material. Sex wild cougars might already be consentfully Have you ever tasted the catalan tapa ‘Pa yourself up, for your own pleasure or for the occupied with another toyboy amb Tomàquet’? audience. Test your comfort zone, challenge Capoeira Workshop Come and join us, we’ll serve fresh bread yourself and your ideas about porn, gender and sexual identity.  Workshop  Fuschtlifaffli - The Last and tomato for everyone while we dance Shank  Tue 18:00 - 20:00  chris with music from our barrio selectors. Pop Your Cherry Virgin Runway Come and learn to use your body to play, Life Reimagined Catwalk Extravaganza communicate, interact and to express  Workshop  Sssh!  Tue 19:30 - 20:30   Party  Costume Camp  Tue 20:00 - yourself - Capoeira can be both, flirtatious Autoplay Baby 23:00  Costume Camp Camp! game or serious fight and everything in Brainstorming workshop to create ideas for Costume Camp Camp Will be kicking off between. a better life, community and tomorrow in the fabulous of Nowhere with our Pop Your Acrobatics, music, (afrobrazilian) history Europe. Cherry Virgins Runway event. and culture, acting, deception, slyness are Wrong a Gone Gong The fashion doors open exclusively for all part of this athletic ritual and physical  Chillout  Super Barrio Brothers  Tue Virgins (first timers) at 20:00. After that the communication arts form. 19:30 - 20:30  Fire old socks, dirt roads and American pies can glitz and glamour too. --- Retox to detox with a Gong bath like no „Occidental thinking struggles to classify other. Immerse yourself in the healing Think Virgin Mary meets Bloody Mary. Capoeira, to comprehend it logically, and sounds of the Gong, Conque and Madonna on Poppers. Pure White blown European perception, too, has difficulties Mongolian Overtones, all served up with apart by Dust and Frolics. with the Brazilian fight dance, as there are our Chakra shots from the infamous Super Our sexy stylists will be on hand to make worlds clashing here which conventional Barrio Brothers cocktail bar. Expect a whole you POP with Glamour that transcends Sex. sense of beauty is accustomed to neatly

8 Tuesday

Non Virginal cocktails will be served Get Out of Boxes! Introduction to Bondage alongside Penetrative beats and all the non-  Workshop  Sssh!  Tue 21:00 - 22:00   Workshop  Touch & Play  Tue 22:00 - virgins you would like to meet. MonkeyFist 23:15  Martin Shaw  Adult Bring a condom, its going to be a good one. Nowhere has just begun and you’re already A quick and dirty introduction to “Japanese ♥ putting your fellow nobodies in some boxes, style rope bondage” - Focusing more on the NB: please note Costume Camp Camp this one like to party, this one is a funny one, sensations that can be created using ropes - takes no responsbility for any extremely this one is a dead serious one? Whether rather than learning to tie “perfectly”. People fashionable children that might a result of you’re doing it or not, come to Sssh barrio will be encouraged to try both tying and this runway to discover your Nowhere’s neighbors out being tied. of boxes. Some may surprise you a lot... Santacon Sex-Positive What? including yourself!  Party  Nowhere / Everywhere  Tue  Workshop  Touch & Play  Tue 22:00 - 20:00 - 23:50  Santa The Midnight Pizza Bar 23:15  Olivier & Tigrotto  Adult Feliz Navidad!  Food and drink  Ran’Dome - The What does sex-positivity actually mean? And Salon  Tue 21:00 - 22:00  Serena et We want to wish you a Merry Christmas what not? Open to EVERYONE: even if you Pawlo from the bottom of our hearts! don’t like sex at all! An hour of handmade pizza cooked in a pan Why not cuddle party (with a movie) Conscious Kink for Beginners (yes, in a pan, we don’t have a oven but if     Chillout  Why Not  Tue 20:30 - 23:00 Workshop Touch & Play Tue 22:00 - you have one, bring it!)    Niel 23:30 Biza, Panda Adult BalKan Masqué ! Playing with intimacy may trigger lots of The first hour will be run as a consent  Arts and crafts  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome cuddle party (based on the work of Betty different tabus, boundaries, vulnerabilities,  Tue 21:00 - 22:30  Ann, Ronoy et doubts, and all sorts of personal issues. Martin) followed by a feel-good movie to Michel relax into. Beyond that, many people simply don’t Don’t you want to wear the most beautiful know how to start and what are the Sacrificial Virgin Party mask for the masked bal of this evening at possibilities.  Party  Babycham  Tue 21:00 - Wed Ran’Dome?! Aaaah, that’s what I touhght! Pleasure of Pain - Personal, 02:00  The Grand Klute (peace be upon Then come with us and make your own him)  Adult super awesome mask for the bal! Physiological and Practical Perspectives Opening party of Barrio Babycham and Meet the Queers an especial invitation to newcomers to  Workshop  Touch & Play  Tue 22:00 -  Workshop  Barrio Queerdo  Tue Nowhere to drop by and be lightly killed. Or 23:30  Franziska & Martin  Adult 21:00 - 22:30  Helen and Nina maybe just have a bloody Mary! Everyone A Sadist and a Masochist get together to welcome! Wear white! This workshop will give self-identified tell you about what they like about pain, queer Nobodies the chance to come and with some science and opportunities to Garden Funktioning meet each other, make connections, and experiment.  Party  Garden of Joy  Tue 21:00 - identify friendly and likeminded faces on Wed 06:00  Megasame the playa. While Nowhere is an inclusive Let’s swing tonight ? + Open bar Come & dance on the best sound system community, as queers we have noticed that  Party  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome  Tue on the Playa. public workshops and play can seem very 22:30 - Wed 06:30  David et Sam From electro to house to techno, our heteronormative. It can be hard to identify And here we go for the first night all resident DJs will ensure to you to dance all other queers and work out which people are together in the Dome. And what a Night my night! safe for us to be fully self-expressed around. Friends! To start the night off beautifully: “a Super Barrio Brothers Variety Party Queer is an identity, not an aesthetic, and masked ball”! No less! A clothing workshop is planned just before We will share a night  Party  Super Barrio Brothers  Tue not everyone might want or be able to 21:00 - Wed 06:00  Super Barrio “look” queer, whatever that means. So totally dedicated to the Electro Swing style Brothers  Adult let’s get together and introduce ourselves! and his musical derivatives. You’ll have access to an open bar. Swing UP to the Enjoy cocktails and dancing on a night filled Come and meet other queers, and join the with a selection of DJs and performers from conversation about queer visibility, how dance floor and bottoms UP! It’s UP to you! cabaret to hip-hop and disco. Something it feels to be a queer Nobody, and how Interactive Light Painting for everyone! to make Nowhere a more welcoming and Performance inclusive space for us. For the purpose of Übertown Opening party  Performance  Funky Guarriors  this workshop “queer” includes any bisexual,  Party  Übertown  Tue 21:00 - Wed Tue 23:00 - Wed 00:00  XusiDocs- 07:00  Josh, Justin & Ubertown Fire trans, non-binary, lesbian, gay, genderfluid, ElenaNito  Adult agender, intersex, pansexual, or asexual Department Play and dance with the Funky Guarrior Nobodies who identify as queer. All are crew: In our performance you can create For one night only, Übertown will be welcome - we are not the queer police so opening their strictly enforced state borders your own dreamlike visuals and be if you think you belong at this workshop, protagonist for an instant on our dance and give you, lowly Nobodies, a once-in-a- please come! festival opportunity to obtain a visa/green floor. card. HERE & NOW MASSAGE PARTY A request : If possible bring your toy light.    Party Here & Now Tue 21:00 - 23:00 Electro-stim Play This hierarchical system will effect your  Here & Now drinks entitlement and dancefloor access  Workshop  Touch & Play  Tue 23:30 privilege. Come join us for an evening of relaxed fun, - Wed 00:30  Martin Shaw  Adult with a space to give and receive massage, Bring photo ID to speed up the visa and Introduction to the world of Electro enjoy beautiful psychill and orchestral music, immigration interrogation/registration Stimulation with two devices: - the Violet and get to know your fellow Nowhereians! process. Wand with its 30,000 volts of fun! - and a The world as you know if has ended, there is TENs unit that goes to work on the muscles. only Bass and Fire now.

9 Wednesday

Animalesque Sex Positive Party Intimate coaching for couples we’ll begin near the temple and then spread  Party  Touch & Play  Tue 23:45 - Wed  Workshop  Touch & Play  All day our popping art everywhere to enlighten 02:00  Tigrotto, Anna & Panda  Adult event  Marc Tschudin “Trench”  Adult the pathways of all beloved nobodies. A playful approach to sexuality, physical Learn new ways and techniques to pleasing Wake up your joints contact and cuddling; a safe place, where your parnter. It dose not matter if you know  Workshop  Chrysalis  Wed 08:00 - you can get in contact with your desires and a thousand techniques, if you are not able 08:30  Momo Cave  Kids feel your boundaries. We will dance and to finde out what pleases your parnter. And Easy articulation and oiling of all your major play games inspired by practices of Tantra, that’s why body language is an important joints to start the day feeling fab. Children BDSM and Cuddle Parties, with focus on part of this workshop. Sessions are on welcome if accompanied by an adult. respecting personal space and consent. demand, booked at the Touch and Play Salento Soundsssh!! Come play with sex, talk about it and meet camp. :-)  Workshop  Sssh!  Wed 08:00 - 09:00 animals who are in the path of freeing Message the playa world with the  Tamara themselves and their surroundings! Message Board Class of traditional South Italian dance New Year’s Eve Party  Arts and crafts  Message Board  called Pizzica (Salento is a southern Italian  Party  Fuschtlifaffli - The Last Shank  All day event  Exaconcept / Colonel region), get a taste of the music and feeling Tue 23:50 - Wed 04:00  Schplomi Moutarde of dancing and sharing the moment. Just a New Year’s Eve home-party. After we Compose your own message on the now Hatah Yoga have celebrated Christmas till midnight we famous Message Board  Workshop  Garden of Joy  Wed will switch to New Year and dance. Motherfucking Macramee 08:00 - 09:30  Olga Sydorenko  Arts and crafts  Fuschtlifaffli - The Last To meet a new day (or say goodbye to the Shank  All day event  Nadia & Anja night), balance the energy sources in our Find us at Fuschtlifaffli anytime, anyday bodies and celebrate the present moment Wednesday and see if we feel like showing you some of here and now! Physical and spiritual macramee. We probably might, possibly pleasure guaranteed. Bring your mat and (Domestic) slavery will.. Bring your favorite stone if you want join us under the shade.  Workshop  Touch & Play  All day and we’ll show you how to bind it.. (Flat and Choose your game and Play! event  Touch&Play  Adult round is best)..The rest will be provided. Do you dare to bring out your inner  Chillout  Ran’Dome - The Laughing Shadow Wall   servant? Wood Wed 08:00 - 22:00 Stephan  Arts and crafts  Shadow Wall  All day Come and check our games library, choose Prostrate yourself and be useful!!! (pre- event  Colonel Moutarde negotiation available) the one you like and play! The Shadow Wall runs from dusk to dawn. Meditation Beer and therapy During the day, you won’t be able to see     Spiritual / Healing  Cŵtch  All day Spiritual / Healing Here & Now Wed anything ! Come to be flashed in silly 08:15 - 08:45  Tim Patey event  jollys postures ! Unlicensed therapist “Dr.”Jolly will listen to Begin your day with meditation to create Word repository some clarity and grounding amidst the dust. your existential issues with a tastetrack of  Chillout  Chrysalis  All day event  cold beer. Intermittent, look for sign. Phil  Kids Hot Mess Yoga GYARTGDANITM-Bingo  Workshop  Palomas Naranjas  Wed Our Chrysalis Library needs to be stocked. 09:00 - 10:00  Hot Mess Henry  Adult  Performance  Nowhere / Everywhere Come and write your favourite word(s) Whether you have been up all night  All day event  Uli & Woodstock  in our books, perhaps arrange them dancing, have turned your body into a bag Adult into a story or poem. Anonymous or of drugs or simply feel like a hot mess in (Giving You A Reason To Get Drunk And pseudonymous contributions encouraged. need of revitalisation, we don’t judge. Come Naked In The Morning). The only event Your words will be availablie for all Nobodies stretch, detox and get your groove back on the playa where you don’t have to go to browse for the duration of Nowhere. Pens with us. to - cause we come to you. Whenever you and blank books provided. Heart Chakra Dynamic Meditation hear us shouting “Bingo! Bingo! Bii-hiii- chill MoN ngooooo”, be assure: we have a Bingo-  Spiritual / Healing  Sssh!  Wed 09:00  Chillout  Middle of Nowhere  Wed - 10:30  David game to join in, we have Jägermeister with 00:00 - 03:00  MoN us and will for sure come up with rules why Come and move, feel your Heart. This Chill music will be played @MoN night time. you have to get naked and drink (either dynamic meditation is around the power of MoN will be lighted to host you for a chat, because you won or because you lost) with to relax or just have a rest during your playa heart for yourself and for others. Different us. Returning to the Playa after a massive walks in the dark. stages for different feelings. success in 2016! Standing Mountain, Flowing River Sunrise Yoga (clothing optional) Expect us all around the barrios in the Yoga morning time, whenever the vibes are  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Wed 06:30 - 07:30  Josephine  Spiritual / Healing  Here & Now  Wed there... 09:00 - 10:30  Morgan Palmer Hubbard Center yourself in yourself with this one- Inspirationcorner Put roots down deep into the bedrock.  Other  Playground  All day event  hour flow practice. Start the day with a smile. Feel the nourishment of free-flowing water jippie  Adult through your body and movement. Yoga Don’t feel like doing a workshop but do Morning Mandalas practice to ground your body and liberate   feel like you can use a new impuls? Come Arts and crafts Nowhere / Everywhere your movement through the desert dust. to playground and let us surprise you. Our  Wed 07:00 - 08:00  Gaelle inspiration corner is open all day every day. Let’s have a creative/meditative wake up drawing mandalas in the dust!

10 Wednesday

Burn Tarot Readings and move with what presents itself at that and will both give and receive a massage as  Spiritual / Healing  Sssh!  Wed 09:00 moment. you learn the techniques. Each day’s lesson - 11:00  Anita la Brujita Discordia Wisdom Express will be offered by a different member of the Have the course of your Burn predicted to  Spiritual / Healing  Discordia  Wed Sssh! Massage Team. Come back tomorrow you, your worst fears confirmed, the worst 10:00 - 11:00  Discordia to learn a different set of tricks! of advice given to you. Find Anita la Brujita Chaotic meditation on discordian koans : Twerking and embodied movement in the Sssh! Soul Space, and I will predict come, hear and feel the words of wisdom of  Workshop  Eat Your Art Out  Wed your adventure, using the Burn version of the principa discordia while being disturbed 10:30 - 12:00  Camille the Tarot cards, designed by burner Cosimo by unexpected ... Connect to your body and Twerk it out! Lorenzo Pancini. Morning Mindfulness Twerking is a liberating movement practise Heart Yoga  Spiritual / Healing  Why Not  Wed that is energizing and empowering.  Spiritual / Healing  Barrio Espace  10:00 - 11:00  Niel Twerking originates from the African  Wed 09:30 - 10:30 Sophie Meditation practice followed by a group diaspora and is used by Black communities In honor of the goddess Synei, come ‘check in’ (i.e. how are you inside?). as a means of celebration and resistance in enjoy this gentle and pleasurable Yoga to Discussion about mindfulness and then the face of oppression. reconnect with yourself, your inner world a second meditation based on the In recent times, Twerking has entered the and your heart. Bring presence to the life conversations we’ve had. A daily practice to mainstream Western media and been that is moving through you and realign help you go into your day in a positive way. misrepresented as a superficial dance that yourself with your greatness. “ is purely for male attention. This is a load of rubbish! Morning masturbation practice Improv games!    Come learn about the history of Twerking Workshop Touch & Play Wed 09:30  Workshop  Wonderever  Wed 10:00 -   - 10:30 Pietro & Giulia Adult 11:30  Hannah  Kids and then try it out for yourself in the company of the playful, EYAO Queer family! A morning activity to wake up and energise Always wanted to explore your inner our body. We’ll talk about how we relate to monkey and play with your imagination? Expect Twerk skills, laughter, connection to masturbation, about the taboos surrounding With improv everything is possible! your body and good tunes. it, how we do it, and why. Then we’ll enjoy Beauty Case: Talking – chalking – Heart Opening Focus ourselves for a while. The point is not to  Workshop  Super Barrio Brothers  climax, but to build up sexual energy. We walking Wed 11:00 - 12:00  Jo  Workshop  Beauty Case  Wed 10:00 - will finish with a bit of yoga to stretch our Start the day with Pranayama, Yoga, Mantra 12:00  Beauty Case bodies and be horny bunnies all day. and Meditation. «Beauty Case» is about breaks in room, time Conversation salon Heart Opening session    and media. Overall topic today: LOVE. The Workshop Baby Bloomers Wed  Workshop  Super Barrio Brothers  10:00 - 11:00  Naja  Adult workshop will start with a talking meditation originally invented by Osho. Second part Wed 11:00 - 12:00  Jo  Adult A conversation salon is a a place for will be chalking (interactive communication Using the tools of Yoga, Meditation, Mantra, strangers to meet and have a deep in the room using blackboards and chalks Pranayama and if time Yoga Nidra to bring conversation about a specific topic. A host awareness and open your heart chakra will guide the conversation and pick the only, no talking at all). And finally walking (exchanging the experience in an open topic. Non-verbal speed dating format).  Workshop  Touch & Play  Wed 11:00 - Dance Meditation 12:00  Florent  Adult  Workshop  Playground  Wed 10:00 - Coffee and Classics  Food and drink  Babycham  Wed We’ll meet people through a set of speed 11:00  Stefanie Delilah  Adult 10:00 - 13:00  The Grand Klute dating exercises involving touch, smell, “Meditation starts by being separate from dancing hands, blindfolds, and more. But the mind, by being a witness. That is the Hipster coffee without the bears and tattoos. Or maybe there will be bears and/or tattoos. NO words. only way of separating yourself from Who knows? Anyway, there will be good anything. If you are looking at the light, Why so serious? naturally one thing is certain: you are not coffee and soothing classical music.  Talk / Lecture  Planet Pulpo  Wed   the light, you are the one who is looking at Receive a Massage 11:00 - 12:00 Conte Zero Adult it. If you are watching the flowers, one thing  Spiritual / Healing  Sssh!  Wed 10:00 An introduction about recreational use (and is certain: you are not the flower, you are the - 20:00  Sssh! Massage Team abuse) of nitrous oxide, also watcher.” Osho, The Invitation, Talk #21 Come say hi at Sssh! and let us release the called laughing gas. Feel free to come and Dance meditation is a form of active tension and stress in your beautiful body. listen or share tips, meditation which offers the possibility to Bring a towel or sheet to lay on. breathing exercise, personal experiences. connect to what lives inside of yourself, Dealing with Stressful Thoughts The talk is limited to 20 your emotions, thoughts, dreams, feelings..  Nowhere  Yes!  Wed 10:30 - 12:00  people. It is an exercise in witnessing yourself, Sarah Stowell Innovation Tours the thoughts, emotions, experiences, of Feeling stressed or depressed? Come and  Other  Middle of Nowhere  Wed everything inside you. The movement learn Byron Katie’s simple method for 11:00 - 12:30  Scary allows you to think less and experience dealing with stressful thoughts. Our Nobodies have some great ideas more. In a dance meditation the dancer will Learn How to Give a Massage about how to improve Nowhere - making go on a journey through different musical  Workshop  Sssh!  Wed 10:30 - 12:00 it greener, easier and generally better. Join rhythms and will be encouraged to practice  Sssh! Massage Team the Innovation team to take a tour of the in following the body in this dance instead projects we helped people bring to the site of making the body following you. After We offer a daily introductory lesson on how to give a massage. Come with a friend, this year. Meet at MoN- we will be walking a short warm-up to root ourselves into or partner up with someone else at the across the site in full sun, so remember to our bodies, we will turn our focus inwards workshop. You will practice on each other, wear suncream, bring water, and have a hat!

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Science Popularization Sensitive massage with aromas, paints and pledge our allegiance to the power of The  Talk / Lecture  Barrio Espace  Wed pleasures. “Democratic” Republic Of Übertown. 11:00 - 12:30  Quentin Setting Boundaries with Love Connect with your inner Demon Since the goddess Synei has structured  Talk / Lecture  Why Not  Wed 11:00 -  Spiritual / Healing  Babycham  Wed our world with laws of nature, science has 13:00  Jazmin Victoria Hupp  Adult 11:57 - 12:02  Zebediah Mephistopheles existed to try and uncover them. Come and How to define your desires and invite co-  Adult seek fascinating and easily understandable creators to play with you by using loving You are not just a boring human being! answers with our best in class scientists communication. This conversation will give Deep within you sleeps a powerful, albeit regarding the physical nature of colors, the you clear communication approaches to sex, hygienically challenged, multi-dimensional brains of computers and much more. How romance, friendship, family, and work. being just waiting to be unleashed. This do I remember my own name? How does Pimp your Nails! workshop will allow this higher demonic my phone work - if not too dusty?  Arts and crafts  Ran’Dome - The Salon you to emerge by temporarily disabling Bob Dylan Breakfast  Wed 11:00 - 19:00  Anne your normal brain processes through traditional percussive means. We only have  Food and drink  Never Never Learn  Don’t you want some shiny, funky, awesome  a few hammers so come early to avoid Wed 11:00 - 13:00 Nancy nails for your time at Nowhere? Come and disappointment. Please bring a bag of ice You know it, you love it. Come on down pimp your nails with us! and the contact details for your next of kin. for spiked black coffee and folk tunes to L’ojo D’Ra Solar Grill drown out the techno and restore you from Hatha Yoga with Katia  Other  Cosmopolillas  Wed 11:01 - hangover trashbag to your former glory.  Spiritual / Healing  Middle of Nowhere 12:03  Cosmopolillas Crew  Wed 12:00 - 13:00  katia Circus jam - acrobats, acro-yogi’s and Do you want to see solar rays being focused Practice open for all levels aerials through a water lens?, want to see what  Workshop  Donut  Wed 11:00 - 13:00 happens if you put raw food at the focus?, Open Relationships - Roundtable  Jeltsje  Adult that’s it!!, a solar Water Death Ray Solar Grill  Talk / Lecture  Yes!  Wed 12:00 - 13:00 For all acro-yogis, acrobats, aerial people for your delight!, come and cook your own  co-creation and everything related to it: let’s meet up! food, or just to see how this marvel work... An informal gathering for everyone Also, as some people would like to teach (well not that marvel, the pan is around currently in, or interested in, open and poly some beginners classes for others, this 20cms in diameter.., but it cooks, it cooks!). relationships. We get together under the would be the moment to find each other This oven will work at midday, when the sun delight of a tea or a cold refreshment and and to prepare a workshop. hits vertically. Playa tech rules!!(if you have we meet and talk about our experiences. Feather touch a classic squared solar oven, we would love Borderland Impro Choir  Workshop  Garden of Joy  Wed you to bring it and try to focus our lens into  Workshop  Sssh!  Wed 12:00 - 13:30 11:00 - 13:00  Sébastien Rothan-Ledoux your oven and see what comes out of that  Silence  Adult joint technology .. : ) ). We meet to play with each other, using Touching is a fundamental part of human Reading circle simple games to explore singing and to free interaction. Feathering consists in touching  Workshop  Chrysalis  Wed 11:30 - our voices. “Improvisation is about keeping the person in a certain way with the tip 12:30  Phil / Nini your individuality while adjusting to the of one finger. There are two types : the When was the last time someone read you a whole.” relaxing way, which goes around the body story? Come and read your favourite stories, Dance Your Ass Off and gives a similar relaxing effect as a more poems or extracts to the group, or just  Workshop  Here & Now  Wed 12:00 - conventional, such as Swedish massage. come and listen (but sharing is encouraged). 13:30  Dana Chmielewska Then there is same massage, but to activate Feel free to read from your own book, Let me invite you to a crash course in sexual energy, and can easily lead to a or one from the Chrysalis Library. Stories release, still with just the touch of the tip total dancefloor madness. We will play, should ideally be shorter than 5 minutes. get in touch with our bodies, open up our of the finger. This workshop will introduce Liquid Love - Tantric Edition movement imaginarium and broaden up you to the relaxing technique (level 2 – no  Workshop  Touch & Play  Wed 11:30 our dance vocabulary. Connect to your true sexual touch). Bring a friend if you prefer - 13:45  Biza & Kirsty, Angels: Monique self, let go of all that constrains you. Be free. (and a towel). Wear whatever is going to be and Tobi  Adult Break free. Don’t be afraid. It might seem the most comfortable for you and join us With the body fully covered in oil, sliding scary but it will be super friendly. Just come. in the chill. up and down within an organic bubble All the ‘shapes and sizes’ are welcome! Radical Relationships! Building your of slippery sensual beauty. For such an Build your own LED rainbow - for own alternative relationship forms intimate and vulnerable journey, the group absolute beginners  Workshop  Here & Now  Wed 11:00 - will be gently prepared with tantric exercises    13:00  Jacob Whitt & Caitlin Kantor to enjoy a smoother loving and playful Workshop Space Tunnel Wed 12:00 - 15:00  King Michael A look at how to shape a relationship that’s interaction. best for you and your partner, incorporating You have no idea about programming? You Auditory Hallucinations & Ubertown always wanted to try it? practices from relationship anarchy, Personality Reconditioning polyamory, solo polyamory, and other non- This is the right time to start! Workshop” escalator relationship types. We will learn how to connect our own LED  Performance  Übertown  Wed 11:30 - strips and program them to show the colors Sensitive massage (aromatherapy/   19:00 Chemical Adam Adult we want. We will be using Arduino Nanos body painting) Come and let Chemical Adam transport and you can take them home to decorate   Spiritual / Healing Funky Guarriors you to a bizarre new sonic environment your tent/barrio.  Wed 11:00 - 13:00  TONI INVOLUBLE in the Übertown dome. In small groups, MAN  Adult No prior experience needed, no materials we’ll have a technologically-assisted shared needed. If you have a computer, bring it! Masaje sensitivo con aromas, pinturas y auditory hallucination, and with our brains placeres. in a soft and malleable hallucinatory state,

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Space is limited. Please register beforehand Kazoo Orchestra Braid maker over [email protected]  Arts and crafts  Middle of Nowhere   Arts and crafts  Arrête Ton cirque !  Conversations down there Wed 13:00 - 14:00  Uli Wed 14:00 - 16:00  Aurélie  Workshop  Touch & Play  Wed 12:15 - Let´s get loud and have fun! Let´s bring Girls... or even guys, come and get nice 14:00  Alex-Aliosha  Adult Songs like “Bohemian Rhapsody” or “Seven braids over here :) Sex is great, and sex can be terrible, and Nation Army” as an orchestra to the playa Cold brew coffee sex is for sure confusing as fuck. Because (more ideas welcome)!  Food and drink  Cŵtch  Wed 14:00 - of that, there are many workshops, and Let´s start with pimping our Instruments - I´ll 16:00  jollys things to try and learn: so many, that it bring supplies for 30! :-D Cool down and speed up with relaxing gets even more confusing. What if that Roots and Culture cold brew coffee prepared dynamically by “”sure fire”” doesn’t fire, doesn’t sure,  Chillout  Super Barrio Brothers  Wed brewmaster Jolly. and sometime backfires? Let’s talk: we’ll 13:00 - 16:00  Yaya Bee  Adult Cuddle Puddle present some techniques, talk about them, At times, when it gets too hot on the playa,  Chillout  Playground  Wed 14:00 - exchange experiences, success, failures, and we need to cool down the pace and let the 16:00  Aoife improvements. music play with our bodies. Do you sleep better with a hug? Would you We’ll be informative, non-normative, non- His Majesty’s music is a perfect way to enjoy like a social way to have a siesta? Look no prescriptive, as gender-fluid as we can, and a sunny day on the playa :) further. not very serious. One Drop Playground would like you to join the Touchin’ & Playin’ the Wheel of  Party  Super Barrio Brothers  Wed Cuddle Puddle, where we rest in each others Consent 13:00 - 17:00  Super Barrio Brothers arms, moving when we feel like it. The  Workshop  Touch & Play  Wed 12:30 Caribbean vibes and rum cocktails at this cuddle Puddle is non sexual space allowing - 14:00  SwissChris and T&P Crew  day time reggae party on our shaded dance closeness with the innocence of children. Adult floor. True Storytelling In this introduction to the world of Life drawing  Workshop  Here & Now  Wed 14:00 - Touch&Play we will use games, verbal and  Arts and crafts  Never Never Learn  16:00  Tim Patey non-verbal communication to explore our Wed 13:30 - 15:00  Lucy At True Storytelling, we share tales of the wishes, desires and boundaries when it past in an open, respectful, and tolerant comes to connecting with others. In the Create some art, or volunteer to be a model setting. Social networks, TV, radio are all second part of the workshop, in working while teacher Lucy takes us through the basics of arting and how to art properly. recent inventions. Stories shared vocally with different partners, you will have the in the moment are our original means to opportunity to experience yourself in Materials provided. connect. the roles of giving, receiving, taking and Stretching allowing. If you are new to Touch&Play, this  Workshop  Sssh!  Wed 13:30 - 15:00 Salty Pancakes for Everyone! beginner’s workshop will give you a solid  SpiderCow  Food and drink  Ran’Dome - The foundation for the more advanced T&P This workshop is for everybody who wants Salon  Wed 14:00 - 18:00  André Workshops. Come and join and lets have to improve their flexibility. We’ll start with a Come and taste our delicious salty pancakes some fun with our NO’s and our Enthusiastic little warm up and then focus on stretching while sharing a moment with us! YESS’s! legs and the back. Bring your yoga mat or Authentic relating I Funky Fermentation towel.  Workshop  Yes!  Wed 15:00 - 16:00   Workshop  Funky Guarriors  Wed Jellyfish Umbrella Making Workshop Josephine 13:00 - 13:30  JAMES  Adult  Workshop  Costume Camp  Wed Relate with others on a deeper level. We The basics of how to ferment and why? 14:00 - 15:00  Ricardo will explore how to see and be seen, hear Thai hand massages Come make your very own LED Jellyfish to and be heard, feel and be felt. Tools you can use back in the default world to have  Workshop  Garden of Joy  Wed 13:00 parade at the opening ceremony. - 13:30  Janaka JJ Moniker With an array of colors and shells to adorn, meaningful interactions. Thai Hand massage is a powerful form come pimp some umbrellas and help us Chi Gung Class of showing non-sexual loving touch. Our make Nowhere a Sea of Art  Workshop  Sssh!  Wed 15:00 - 16:00 hands do so much for us, but when do we (Open) Relationship Cookbook  John get to show them gratitude? We carry so  Workshop  Middle of Nowhere  Wed Chi Gung class for all levels from beginners much stress in our hands. So let’s show 14:00 - 16:00  Alex-Aliosha  Adult DJ Bobo Appreciation Hour them some love! A collection of ideas, tricks, games,  Party  Fuschtlifaffli - The Last Shank It’s an interactive workshop. I hope to teach techniques that can work in certain ways, for  Wed 15:00 - 16:00  Greedje, Clever, you basics in Thai massage and specifically certain people, to solve certain problems: Robin focussing on a 10 minute Hand massage. how do we do this relationship thing? There’s a party. Don’t you know today there It’s easy and simple to learn and incredibly It will be a shared conversation, with smaller is a party? Open up your heart we gonna effective. groups and several topics. start it. Welcome at the beach, this is for Bring at least one hand. Met us in the chill Come to share, learn, support, or just bring you, just for you. zone. your scars and experiences. Fun Nurse Confessionarium Bodypart Puppet Theatre Boardgames Time!  Other  Baby Bloomers  Wed 15:00 -  Workshop  Touch & Play  Wed 13:00 -  Other  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome  Wed 16:00  Alina Lissa  Adult 14:00  Zach Bowen  Adult 14:00 - 16:00  Stephan “Come! I will listen to your heart”. A caring Be a puppet or a puppeteer. Find the Come to check our games library containing playfull “nurse” will receive you in her ridiculous personas in you body-parts and several types of board games, open to every Confessionarium if you want to talk about do some improv theatre! Nobody who wants to play! Super Bonus: a how you feel, your craziest secrets, things great animator will explain the rules for you! you always wanted to do but never dared

13 Wednesday or share what you just experienced at Cyberpunk ! IMPORTANT: Please be aware Acroyoga Nowhere. that the presentation will be given mainly  Workshop  Here & Now  Wed 16:00 - Love yourself in French. I’ll of course be happy to explain 18:00  Ola Jas  Workshop  Donut  Wed 15:00 - 16:00 specific points or answer your questions in A playful multi-level Acroyoga session, all  Hannah & Janna english ;) welome - come and fly! We say I love you to other people all the Flavor Tripping Dodge Ball time. But do you say those words often  Food and drink  Yes!  Wed 16:00 -  Workshop  Ran’Dome - The Laughing enough to yourself? In this workshop we will 17:00  Peter Wood  Wed 16:00 - 18:00  Chassaigne help you to appreciate yourself more in a Tripping isn’t just for your brain, come and Who never played Dodge Ball?! Well, it’s creative way. give your mouth a whirl. Miracle berries will your chance to discover this fun sport or Hippie Trap start things off, then we’ll taste various foods being nostalgic of your childhood by playing  Other  Baby Bloomers  Wed 15:00 - in an entirely different way. Space limited, it all together! 16:30  Don & Myriam ~40. Have a sour food share? Laugh! Clown role playing & How to use solar power at burns Come over and play a session of Hippie swearing therapy. Trap™ with us. It’s a group based Nowhere  Talk / Lecture  NoCampCamp @ Free  Workshop  Playground  Wed 16:00 - themed game for up to 20 people in the Camping  Wed 16:00 - 17:00  LukeSix, 18:00  Jessica Breitenfeld  Kids shade! Can you kick the foul hippies out of Jonas, and Inessa > (@ NoCampCamp/ Block44 in Free Camping) Play. Role plays, fantasies, characters, and the Barrio before they take over? Friends® clowns. Walk in another burner´s dusty Over the last 5 years, our camp has & Fun® guranteed... shoes and laugh. Clown exercises will be experienced a lot of successes and failures Shoebox Theatre: Mills & Boon introduced as well as the exciting world of at burns, especially in the heat of Nowhere. spontaneous dynamic short interconnected Edition Jonas and Inessa built a solar-powered exercises. Lasty, you better come you  Workshop  Garden of Joy  Wed 15:00 swing this year. We would like to share our - 17:00  Gemma  Adult motherlovin’ chicken omelette! stories, solutions, and, of course, some Erotic theatre fiction at its best - or worst! chilled beer (Bier um Vier!), cooled by Mask making Let the saucy writings (ahem) of Mills and nuclear fusion. Bring your ears and your  Arts and crafts  Barrio Espace  Wed Boon inspire you; with less drama than a own experiences to share. 16:00 - 18:00  Thomas smoothly run yoga camp and cringeworthy Psychedelic Chillout Sessions - Live Come and build a new face for yourself plots, these unbelievably naff reads are more in this exciting workshop, where you shall likely to have you in stitches than tearing off Love Create cast your partner’s face into a mask and    each other’s undies, BUT can you do better? Chillout Garden of Joy Wed 16:00 - decorate it with fun, colorful materials. 17:00  Garden of Joy / Gagarin Write the dodgy script, create the even Priscilla queen of the desert dodgier backdrops and characters, then come to discover Psychedelic Chillout music and trip with us at our daily sessions, come  Party  Nowhere / Everywhere  Wed put on the performance of your LIFE in the 16:00 - 18:00  Queen Zbioug Shoebox theatre. to dance or float in the air :) We have a desert. we do this daily wednesday to saturday from Why Not Learn Chess I have a bus  Workshop  Why Not  Wed 15:00 - 4pm till 5-6pm :) Who wants to be a queen ? 17:00  Danger Will 420 Club: Straight talk on safer Anyone who wants to re-enact this mythic Want to up your chess game or just learn partying scene is invited to join us for 5 minutes or what the pieces do..? Want to hone those  Talk / Lecture  Middle of Nowhere  much much more ! tactics and strategies..? Wed 16:00 - 17:30  Welfare Enough  Come one, come all.. Come and play the Adult Come and Draw ! wonderful game of chess. Suitable for A community discussion for all party-goes  Arts and crafts  The Booby Metal creatures of all ages, skill levels, genders led by Welfare Enough, your favourite Camp  Wed 16:00 - 18:30  Layla *and* celery preference. burner harm reduction crew! We will Draw ! Paint ! Melt the things! We Love Art Wing making share practical tips on staying safe and ! Come to me to find a place to put your creativity on the paper.  Arts and crafts  Chrysalis  Wed 15:30 enjoying the party responsibly and give - 17:30  Phil / Charlie / Nini  Kids you information on where to go if you I have some materials but you can bring need support at any time during or after yours if you want ! Any level, just feel free Have you ever wanted to fly? All you need is the event. to do whatever and make a great piece of a pair of wings. Come and make your own. ART ! We will provide materials and ideas. Bring Body Love Session Any children have to be accompanied by your artistic flair. Our aim is for you to flutter  Workshop  Sssh!  Wed 16:00 - 17:30 round the Playa wearing your beautiful new  Agnese an adult. creation. Release your inner butterfly. Tips & tricks to give some sweet lovin’ to the 10 people max at the same moment. BitCoin for Dummies sore body of thy neighbor. We will work in Find me in the Freecamp Spades in The  Workshop  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome  pairs. We will learn a few simple and efficient Booby Metal Camp !! Wed 16:00 - 17:00  SYN thai yoga massage tricks, and possibly Psychedelic stop-motion movie some acroyoga, to help the body of a fellow BitCoin? Ethereum? Ripple? Of course  Arts and crafts  Barrio Espace  Wed human release tension and purr in pleasure. you’ve heard of it, but what else do 16:00 - 19:00  Pierre Come with a friend or come alone and you know? Join us for a easy-to- Come participate in a colorful collaborative pair up with someone else. Purely platonic understand introduction to the world of movie project. Using liquid fluorescent exercise. cryptocurrencies, which could lead to a shapes, everyone can create one or more technological revolution as big as the psychedelic image with chemical matters Internet itself. No need to be a nerd, no and UV light. The resulting movie is sure need to be a geek, just to be able to listen to be trippy, and will be projected for Acid and to use a bit of logic. Welcome to Friday.

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HERE & NOW HEALING SPACE Biohack your health learn some stuff about safety and then  Spiritual / Healing  Here & Now  Wed  Other  Chrysalis  Wed 17:00 - 18:00 we do basic tricks. If you’ve got some 16:00 - 20:00  Here & Now  Momo Cave experience with (partner) acrobatics you can Every day 4-8pm the Here & Now Dome 1 on 1 coaching to help people put small also join, we’ll give you options or you can will be a dedicated healing space, open to easy bio-hacks into their lives. I will tailor help others. anyone to give/receive massage, healing it to the individual, and focus on the 5 Tour d’amour and Marriage sessions, or simply to come and enjoy a subjects of nutrition, light, mindfulness, Ceremony deeply restful, meditative and ceremonial exercise and sleep. Please come to Chrysalis  Other  Palomas Naranjas  Wed 17:00 space within the festival. in advance to schedule your 15 minute slot. - 19:00  Team Palomas Naranjas Burning Bridges Conscious dance with Gagarin We want to marry you… or marry YOU too….  Workshop  Übertown  Wed 16:20 - (Exstatic Dance / 5 Rhythms or you two…. Or three! 17:20  Eyal  Workshop  Garden of Joy  Wed 17:00 Promise each other love for life, or for a A space for burnt-out burners to bitch - 18:00  Garden of Joy / Gagarin year, a week, or even an hour. about burning. Every day will be ‘hosted’ we dance and do some fun exercises, open During the day we will do a parade along by a different drink to go along with the for everyone ! Come to explore your body the site with our Tour d’amour, looking for particular method of bitching for that day - in a movement. This workshop is inspired lovebirds ready to take it to the next level a bitchothology, if you will. Shots provided, by Exstatic Dance, 5 Rhythms, Contact and sign up to get married on Wednesday but only to worthy bitching. Moaners may improvisation and other ! or Friday afternoon by our sinister minister. get barred. Sober people are naturally also Great music via our powerful Funktion 1 You can also make a decision on the spot welcome to bitch as they please. sound system! and walk in, or just join us to enjoy watching Radical Love Blue Cheese & Wine AcroYoga (we know you want to).  Workshop  Touch & Play  Wed 16:30 -  Spiritual / Healing  Discordia  Wed In any case, we’ll make this a wedding you 17:45  Mihai, Panda, Isam 17:00 - 18:30  TiF won’t forget!!! An experiment in radical, universal love and It’s has been the most spectacular and Kata (Martial art) tenderness. You are sat blindfolded in a safe, elitist yoga pactice for decades, kept secret  Workshop  Baby Bloomers  Wed held space. You are facing a glorious human by some enlightened yogi-farmers. We’re 17:30 - 18:30  Lilibellule & Mayfly being of a gender you’re comfortable with proud today to bring to you at Nowhere. Adult / attracted to. And you know nothing about Come do some therapeutics and acrobatics Discover basic principles of martial arts, them. How will you connect? How will you moves amplified by the power of blue such as distance management (ma ai), show love for each other? cheese and red wine. attitude and balance management (shisei), Consensual seduction Spontaneous Workshop movement coordination  Workshop  Touch & Play  Wed 16:30  Workshop  Wonderever  Wed 17:00 - - 18:00  Alex-Aliosha, Marco, Shauna Polyamory Discussion 18:30  Sophie  Adult  Talk / Lecture  Sssh!  Wed 17:30 - Just got an idea for a fabulous workshop? 19:30  Martin Hare Do you remember that movie with the super Too bad the WWW guide is already full... Or hot totally consensual sex scene? Neither Let’s get together and discuss your is it? This spot is open for anyone, come talk do we. We have to make our own. Because experiences, thoughts or questions about to Sophie @Wonderever and we’ll make it consent is all the rage, consent is great, polyamory. We’ll pick the specific topics happen. Workshops will be announced at and consent often feels like an exercise in together on the day. NoInfo & barrio. guilt tripping and un-sexiness. But we can Deep Sea Karaoke @ the Ü-Bar do it better! We’ll experiment with desire, Clay modelling  Party  Übertown  Wed 18:00 - Thu boundaries, saying yes, saying no, saying  Workshop  Donut  Wed 17:00 - 19:00 15:00  Katie maybe and meaning it, receiving yes/no/  Loréa Patrick Calling all Merfolk, Sirens, Nautical whatever, being playful, being curious Enjoy the pleasure of modelling in clay. Nobodies, Sea Mutants & Fishy Queens: and open. NB: it’s practical, experimental, Come with your hands, we provide the rest. Come sing for fabulous drinks-based prizes improvised. No preaching. No lectures. No Let’s break the taboo on sexual - Mer-made especially - let’s put the ‘tail’ in guilt tripping. “dysfunctions” Cocktail! Acceptance of Rejection  Workshop  Donut  Wed 17:00 - 19:00 Unicorn Run  Workshop  Touch & Play  Wed 16:30 -  Irene & Serbal  Other  Playground  Wed 18:00 - 18:30 18:15  Monique, Biza Come to our circle where we will create a  Salt In a fun and creative hands-on workshop we comfortable space free of judgements to All unicorns united !!!!! The great gathering will get an insight in how to deal with giving share our experiences and opinions on this of nobodies unicorns will start at Playground and receiving rejection. controversial and stigmatized topic. Listen at 6pm. We’ll run around the playa, sparkle Introduction to Shibari actively and talk from your heart. and spread the love in our best running  Workshop  Touch & Play  Wed 16:30 - Partner acrobatics for beginners shape. Join us ! We’ll provide unicorn horns if you forgot yours at home (but how could 18:30  Aurélien, Clem  Adult  Workshop  Yes!  Wed 17:00 - 19:00  Shibari is a form of rope bondage Ruud, Malwisa, Niels you!) originating from Japan. This workshop is an Learn how to fly without drugs! During this Laughter yoga for beginners introduction for beginners. You will learn workshop we will teach you how to lift off  Workshop  Arrête Ton cirque !  Wed where Shibari comes from, some basic together and do some partner acrobatic 18:00 - 19:00  Marilyne knots, simple patterns, mindset tips and tricks. You don’t need to be strong or Laughter yoga is done in groups, with eye security precautions. flexible to do this, it is important that you contact, jokes, chanting, clapping and body have some concentration so make sure movements to help break down inhibitions you’re not (too) tired or high :-) We’ll give and encourage a sense of playfulness. our bodies a nice warm up, some stretches, A series of ‘laughter exercises’ will then

15 Wednesday rapidly turn forced laughter into real and Collaborative Music Drum Bum Circle contagious laughter.  Other  Barrio Espace  Wed 18:00 -  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Wed 19:00 - Come and try this natural way to release lots 21:00  Thomas 20:00  Janne of endorphins with us :) Unleash your creative inspiration through Where hippies come together, drum circles ToyBoy Workshop by Real Cougars music! The temple of Oneira lets you use always happen to arise.. In this drum circle  Workshop  Palomas Naranjas  Wed its many instruments to jam together we will explore the rythm of our bums 18:00 - 19:00  Wijffie & Wijffie  Adult and connect on the musical level. Let the as well as other instruments. Come with Every day between 18:00 - 19:00 it’s Happy goddess guide your soul in this beautiful a bum to drum on. All other instruments Hour! process of expression and sharing. are welcome too. The focus will be on the music, but the bums are aloud to enjoy. Come and join us for the Happy Hour Awesome Ninja Jam Workshop ToyBoy Workshop and get TWO Cougars  Workshop  Touch & Play  Wed 18:15 - Wilderness Medicine for one! Don’t be late and miss out, as our 20:00  Pedro, Sonia  Workshop  Baby Bloomers  Wed wild cougars might already be consentfully Ninjas are back! Once again, we’re teaching 19:00 - 20:00  Alaska John  Adult occupied with another toyboy the secret ancient ninja techniques you need how to treat minor illness or injury when Pimp your penis to protect your clan and avenge your dead you are far from a clinic or hospital master.  Workshop  Touch & Play  Wed 18:00 - Lawaai & Kaberdouch 19:45  Panda  Adult Workshop Booty Shaking  Food and drink  Ran’Dome - The Pretty sure your penis has a personality and  Workshop  Playground  Wed 18:30 - Salon  Wed 19:00 - 21:00  Gaet, Padi most likely even a name...why not clothes 19:30  Stefanie Delilah  Adult et Laurent and accessories then? I want to see more booties moving on Wednesday night before Nowhere big Come dress it up! the dance floor! That’s what you’ll learn parties, come join us and enjoy great belgian beer - fresh on tap - while listening Vaginas’ owners are welcome as stylists! during this workshop Booty Shaking with moves from Salsa, Reggaeton, Dancehall, to wonderful belgian music proposed by Contact Improv: Use Me & I’ll Use Afrodances, Bellydance. Participants will awesome belgian people! You! become more aware of the pelvic area, Pastis Petanque  Workshop  Here & Now  Wed 18:00 - our center, where all movement originates  Chillout  Barrio Espace  Wed 19:00 - 20:00  Morris Gabo from. You will learn some steps but you 21:00  Thomas In this workshop we will explore will also be encouraged to integrate the Firren, goddess of celebration, invites you to constructive ways of being manipulated movements into your own dance. After the celebrate the sunshine à la française. Come and manipulating other body´s in order to workshop everyone is invited to share their play pétanque, mölkky, and palet breton create dance flow while dancing in a Contact movements during the Booty shaking music while drinking the ultimate potion of eternal Improvisation Jam. The aim is to develop a party with sangria! youth : Ricard. physical ability to listen to when is a good Bondage Jam time to manipulate and how to do so. We Punch is not dead !  Workshop  Touch & Play  Wed 18:30 -  Food and drink  Arrête Ton cirque !  will spend time also observing how roles 20:00  Aurélien & Clem  Adult shift from one moment to the other making Wed 19:00 - 21:00  Malik & Virginie our attention a valuable tool. Open floor for bondage practitioners, come On evening, our chef Malik will prepare a have fun with us, get some experience big pot of fresh punch and our lovely french Poetry Jam + Live Storytelling with and learn from old-timers. If you’re a girls will prepare some sweet and savoury Spoken Word Open Mic beginner, it’s desirable to have attended the snacks. Come to talk, share and warm up  Performance  Middle of Nowhere  “Introduction to Shibari” workshop. with us :) Wed 18:00 - 20:00  Torrey Intimacy and Contact Improvisation The Gasoline Bar Calling all poets, storytellers, and lovers  Workshop  Touch & Play  Wed 18:30 -   of spoken word! Come out for a live Performance Nowhere / Everywhere 20:00  Jonno  Adult  Wed 19:30 - Thu 01:30  Mr. Gasoline performance of slam poetry and storytelling. Exploring contact improvisation through Have you been dancing all day and night? The event will feature a mix of performers, intimate touch along with a number of open mic slots. Are you craving for stamina? Don’t worry! Check in early if you want to perform. We Shaman Bodypaint Mr. Gasoline drove all the way from  Workshop  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome  Amsterdam to give you his fuel injection. will fill MON with words, right up to the  beginning of the opening ceremony. Wed 18:30 - 21:30 Mélo His Gasolnine-Bar-Dancing-Motorcycle The Mob Take your magical outfits for the party. will provide you with an eco-guayusa-shot Be sober and as clean as you can. I’ll be   energy boost, filthy tunes and a lapdance for Nowhere Wonder Orphans at The painting on you and transform you in the Cave  Wed 18:00 - 20:00  Golden the happy few. creature you always dream to be! Don’t Jesus Jack Intentional Intimacy (come with a hesitate to bring your make-up and some Gather at the Wonder Orphans at The Cave cleansing wipes if you want. partner) (next to Swiss Camp) to form an unruly  Workshop  Sssh!  Wed 19:30 - 20:30 mob that will be unleashed unto the Playa. Asses & Apron  Ashley  Adult    Crowd comedy / improv games. A wizard Party Garden of Joy Wed 19:00 - A facilitated space for exploring techniques Thu 09:00  Garden of Joy will cast a spell on you all. We will make for developing intimacy through shared magic happen, as a group, to unsuspecting Join us at the Garden of Joy for food, music vulnerability. This space is consent-focused. nobodies... Come dressed as a nobody, so & joy. The workshop will be held twice. On you may blend in. Bring your asses and apron to join our party. Wednesday, please bring a partner. It could There’ll also be a Bloody Marie’s corner! Our be a complete stranger, someone you just resident DJs will ensure you’ll shake your met, a friend, a lover, anyone you want to asses until morning with the best sound get closer to. On Sunday, come back by system on the Playa!

16 Wednesday yourself, and we will match you up to try it Come share the Joy and sparkle your night If you would like to enjoy more sexy games again with someone you’ve never met. shake your Ass and open your mind at the play party, please bring a partner! Two Rooms and a Boom You won’t believe your eyes Symbiosis experience  Other  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome  Wed HERE&NOW ECSTATIC DANCE PARTY  Spiritual / Healing  Symbiosis  Wed 20:00 - 21:00  Noushka  Party  Here & Now  Wed 21:00 - 23:00 21:30 - Thu 00:00  KiRa Two Rooms and a Boom is a small game for  Here & Now Symbiosis will offer guided breathing 30 dusty nobodies who want to share a time Come, kick off your shoes, and make sessions at the onset of sunset until of laugh and negotiation! Will the President love with all of space-time in an ecstatic midnight every day. Start your night with stay safe until the end of the game? Come dance session with the happy hippies at conscious breathing, developed presence, and write his destiny! Here&Now harmony, and connection with yourself and others. Metamorphosis PORNSHOP  Party  Chrysalis  Wed 20:00 - 23:30  Workshop  Eat Your Art Out  Wed UV body painting galore  Nehal  Adult 21:00 - 23:00  Frode Gjerløw  Adult  Party  Bread & Tomato  Wed 22:00  Calling all caterpillars to sip on cocktails, In this hour-long workshop, participants - Thu 01:00 Jordi enter our cocoon and emerge into the are asked to think outside the box when Get your body painted by one our artists, desert, flapping your butterfly wings to our creating a kind of porn they have never and dance under the UV lights beats. seen before. In one hour, with one take, they Ritual Rebirth Mask Party FUNdamentals of Blues Dancing will use any body they can find (consent,  Party  Barrio Espace  Wed 22:00 -  Workshop  Why Not  Wed 20:30 - consent, consent!) and any registered Thu 07:00  Nicolas Brk  Adult 22:00  Neil camera they can find. They will make When the sun sets, reality slowly fades, and Partner Dancing to blues & electronic porn that shows pleasure in ways that the every extravagant dream suddenly becomes fusion music, (or solo dance) with exquisite contemporary porn industry generally possible. For your first night in Nowhere, connection, not focused on ‘moves’ won’t. The footage will be edited together are you ready to be born again? Come to as much. Gender neutral (no gender by the facilitators and screened at a most Barrio Espace for the ritual of Firren, the roles), leader fluid. No dance experience opportune time and place at Nowhere (tbc). goddess of Celebration: you will be given necessary. This is a great way to find relaxed Pink Babies Parade a mask to decorate in your own style. And connections and express honestly in partner  Party  Baby Bloomers  Wed 21:00 - only when each and everyone of us has dance. 23:00  Romy and Baby bloomers crew found their new self will her divine presence A Tantric Journey Into Death Sweet parade of babies on the playa with appear and immerse our minds in a musical  Workshop  Sssh!  Wed 20:30 - 23:30 their cuddly teddy bears, nannies and good trance-state.  John and Lorrianne  Adult fairies. All the babies and virgins of Nowhere Starlight Appreciation In this workshop we will explore your are invited to join us to share cuddles  Workshop  Sssh!  Wed 22:00 - 23:00 relationship with death and sex and bloom the playa in their pink and  Sascha Nowhere 2017 Opening Ceremony! fluffy pajamas, plush rompers, rosy tutu… Let’s meet and sit on the dark edge of Departure to Baby Bloomer barrio at sunset.  Performance  Costume Camp  Wed Nowhere and look up at the stars. I will 21:00 - Thu 00:00  Nowhere (Ricardo @ Short Film Projection bring a mobile android device to use Costume camp for questions)  Other  Barrio Espace  Wed 21:00 - “Google Sky Maps” as a guide. We will look UnderWater(Cubes) is the theme this year. 23:00  Rémy up at the stars, talk a bit about astronomy, maybe even have the luck to see a satellite Let’s see how our creativity can turn the dry The goddess of creativity invites you to this dusty sands into an aquatic wonderland. projection of wacky short films, which shall or the ISS flash up! Meet outside the Sssh! Soul Space, and we will walk to the edge of This year we want the Opening Ceremony not leave you unscathed. Stimulate your the site together. to be interactive, merging performers and imagination by watching these eerie works Nobodies into one Sea of Art. in the shade. THE VOID  Other  Space Tunnel  Wed 22:00 - So, put on your scales,tails and fins. Dust off Consent workshop and facilitated 23:00  jollys that old shell bra and get involved play party The Void is in everything. Stare into <3 Starts outside Costume Camp  Party  Barrio Queerdo  Wed 21:00 -   the Void with us at nightfall. Consider Bloody Marie’s Station 23:59 Helen and Leo Adult A safe space for body positive, pleasure meaninglessness and futility, re-emerge  Food and drink  Garden of Joy  Wed ready to party. 21:00 - 22:00  Marie & Friends positive exploration. Discover what consent feels like in your body, and how to say 5 Senses Tantra You need to refresh after the Parade or “no”, “maybe” and “YES PLEASE!” This  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Wed 22:00 - to dare wearing your Apron : this tasting workshop will incorporate partner exercises, 23:30  Josephine is made for you ! You just happen to like consensual non-sexual touch, exploring Come experience sensuality, giving and bloody spices ? Come to Garden of Joy & verbal and non-verbal consent, our hopes receiving. Open to beginners, no sexuality join us before we run out ;) and fears around intimacy and rejection, (yet). Come with a friend, a partner or find Asses & Aprons and the Wheel of Consent - a fantastic one there. Be ready to be touched (within  Party  Garden of Joy  Wed 21:00 - learning tool for understanding the power your boundaries) - come showered. 23:00  the Gardeners dynamics of touch. The workshop will fade Nobodies, Some bodies & Every bodies Why Not Cinema: Magic in the air.. seamlessly into a facilitated play party giving  Chillout  Why Not  Wed 22:00 - 23:55 Put your Apron on and come along participants the opportunity to put these  Aqua  Adult Witness something you’ve never seen ideas into practice through consensual, An evening visual delights of kitschcraft and heard before, ever dreamed harmonious sensual and sexual play. The femme fatales.. Come recognise the wonderment that lies workshop will involve receiving non-sexual touch, with you in control of what happens. behind the shimmer and the lights

17 Thursday

Informal get-together for sex- GYARTGDANITM-Bingo Word Repository workers  Performance  Nowhere / Everywhere  Chillout  Chrysalis  All day event   Workshop  Touch & Play  Wed 22:30  All day event  Uli & Woodstock  Phil  Kids - Thu 00:00  Gillian  Adult Adult Our Chrysalis Library needs to be stocked. Calling all whores, sexual healers and kinky (Giving You A Reason To Get Drunk And Come and write your favourite word(s) practitioners! Naked In The Morning). The only event in our books, perhaps arrange them I am a Berlin-based kinky sex-worker and on the playa where you don’t have to go into a story or poem. Anonymous or would like to meet other professionals to to - cause we come to you. Whenever you pseudonymous contributions encouraged. exchange ideas, information, questions, hear us shouting “Bingo! Bingo! Bii-hiii- Your words will be availablie for all Nobodies experience and funny anecdotes from our ngooooo”, be assure: we have a Bingo- to browse for the duration of Nowhere. Pens working life game to join in, we have Jägermeister with and blank books provided. us and will for sure come up with rules why Fusion blues dance - Red Light goes Women’s Orgy (Trans inclusive) you have to get naked and drink (either to Nowhere  Workshop  Touch & Play  Wed 22:30 because you won or because you lost) with    Party  Costume Camp  Thu 00:00 - - Thu 00:00 Linea & Claire Adult us. Returning to the Playa after a massive 03:00  Milena (Gréta Kroketa) A facilitated sex/play space for women (cis success in 2016! RED LIGHT fusion night, was born from the or trans) and non-binary people. Expect us all around the barrios in the passion to dance the AltBlues & Fusion and Bungee Orgy morning time, whenever the vibes are the need to share it with our friends and  Workshop  Touch & Play  Wed 22:30 there... others passionates in a friendly and open - Thu 00:30  Martin Shaw, Andrea C Intimate coaching for couples  Adult space. That’s why we brought the party to  Workshop  Touch & Play  All day Nowhere. Can we make it work? Can we really   event Marc Tschudin “Trench” Adult Get ready to grow, have fun and break have several people “floating” in a dome Learn new ways and techniques to pleasing suspended from bungee cords and then barriers as a dancer. your parnter. It dose not matter if you know playing and interacting in a way that works Dancer of the tango, hip hop, contact a thousand techniques, if you are not able for everyone? Come play with us! dance, salsa, bachata, blues, ravers, to finde out what pleases your parnter. And The Trash! flamenco, swing and other specimens you that’s why body language is an important are welcome!  Party  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome  Wed part of this workshop. Sessions are on **** 22:30 - Thu 06:30  David et Sam demand, booked at the Touch and Play Second night into the Dome : The Trash ! A camp. :-) RED LIGHT fusion night, nace de la pasión night under the sign of heavy basses, furious por bailar el AltBlues&Fusion y la necesidad Love declaration in french de compartirlo con nuestros amigos y guitar riffs and frenzied dances. It will hurt  Performance  Nowhere / Everywhere otros apasionados en un espacio amable your ears and feet. This is my little advice  All day event  Queen Zbioug to you : have a nap to be the best on the y abierto. Por eso llevamos la fiesta a When I was young, my “dream job” was to Nowhere. dancefloor ;) be a “love declarator” for anyone who need Prepárate para crecer, divertirte y romper Rehab play for porn influenced to hear a love declaration or anyone who barreras como bailarin. wants to say her/his love. people. Tangueros, hiphoperas, contacteras,  Workshop  Touch & Play  Wed 22:30 - Find me with my “Free love declaration” sign salseros, bachateros, bluseras, raveros, 23:45  Biza, Clem  Adult and feel free to ask. If you want to join me flamencos, swingeros y otros especímenes The porn doctors and the rehab police feel free ! varios sois bienvenidos! recruit every person with a porn influenced Message the playa world with the chill MoN mindset to engage into this very funny, Message Board however intense, behavior corrective play.  Chillout  Middle of Nowhere  Thu  Arts and crafts  Message Board   Feminine oriented genders are specially 00:00 - 03:00 MoN All day event  Exaconcept / Colonel Chill music will be played @MoN night time. welcome to enjoy this little educative Moutarde naughty revenge. MoN will be lighted to host you for a chat, Compose your own message on the now to relax or just have a rest during your playa famous Message Board walks in the dark. Motherfucking Macramee Dust  Arts and crafts  Fuschtlifaffli - The Last  Performance  Nowhere / Everywhere Thursday   Shank All day event Nadia & Anja  Thu 00:30 - 00:45  Sylvia, Lucas (Domestic) slavery Find us at Fuschtlifaffli anytime, anyday What happens when dance, lights and  Workshop  Touch & Play  All day and see if we feel like showing you some sculpture collide? Location: The Stargate event  Touch&Play  Adult macramee. We probably might, possibly Installation will.. Bring your favorite stone if you want Do yo dare to bring out your inner servant? Opening Ceremony After Party and we’ll show you how to bind it.. (Flat and Prostrate yourself and be useful!!! (pre-    round is best)..The rest will be provided. Party Super Barrio Brothers Thu negotiation available) 00:30 - 06:00  Super Barrio Brothers Beer and therapy Shadow Wall  Adult     Spiritual / Healing  Cŵtch  All day Arts and crafts Shadow Wall All day Continue the opening ceremony festivities  event  jollys event Colonel Moutarde and dance until the morning, with a special Unlicensed therapist “Dr.”Jolly will listen to The Shadow Wall runs from dusk to dawn. performance taking place in the middle of your existential issues with a tastetrack of During the day, you won’t be able to see the night! cold beer. Intermittent, look for sign. anything ! Come to be flashed in silly postures !

18 Thursday

Shisha bar @ Mon Women’s Erotic Dance Ritual Meditation  Chillout  Middle of Nowhere  Thu  Workshop  Sssh!  Thu 07:00 - 08:30  Spiritual / Healing  Chrysalis  Thu 01:00 - 02:00  Conte Zero  Adult  Melissa Pabón 09:30 - 10:30  Jen Hookah, Shisha, Narghilè, waterpipe, the We will awaken and explore the essence Tibetan Buddhist(-based) meditations to names are different but if you want to enjoy of our femininity through our inner erotic cultivate a sense of connection, grounding, a little bit of very cloudy smoke the place to expression. Bring along comfortable presence, and...joy ! come is only the Shisha bar @ Mon. Come leggings for dancing, as well as lingerie or Morning masturbation practice and relax with our apple or watermelon anything else that makes you feel deliciously  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 09:30 - flavored tobacco. If you want to try an extra sexy! Women only workshop. Dome will be 10:30  Pietro & Giulia  Adult kick of nicotine ask for our special mint private safe space. A morning activity to wake up and energise addiction (liquid nicotine mint flavored). Hatah Yoga our body... You get it. Read the description Feel free to carry your tobacco or whatever  Workshop  Garden of Joy  Thu 08:00 from yesterday. you want to put inside to smoke. ;-)  - 09:30 Olga Sydorenko Morning Yoga If you do not like to smoke this can be a To meet a new day (or say goodbye to the  Spiritual / Healing  Why Not  Thu good opportunity to start a nice unhealty night), balance the energy sources in our 10:00 - 11:00  Chris habit (shisha smoke is softer on your throat bodies and celebrate the present moment Start your morning being present in the than cigarettes). of here and now! Physical and spiritual moment and limber up for the day ahead. You can share your stories with us, speak pleasure guaranteed. Bring your mat and This hatha yoga class includes elements of about Shisha culture or simply smoke quiet join us under the shade. pranayama and meditation and is for all in a real turkish way. Choose your game and Play! levels. Bring a mat or towel to practice on Admiral Zanthar’s Intergalactic  Chillout  Ran’Dome - The Laughing and some water to drink..   Orchestra of Immersion Wood Thu 08:00 - 22:00 Stephan Energy healing  Performance  Super Barrio Brothers Come and check our games library, choose  Spiritual / Healing  Baby Bloomers   Thu 02:30 - 03:00  Super Barrio the one you like and play! Thu 10:00 - 12:00  Marion Brothers Meditation Thai massage with reiki healing for deep Fresh from their recent tour of the Alaskan  Spiritual / Healing  Here & Now  Thu relaxation - Tundra, the orchestra come to Nowhere for 08:15 - 08:45  Tim Patey a show of entirely new material. Coffee and Classics Begin your day with meditation to create  Food and drink  Babycham  Thu Ze German Invasion some clarity and grounding amidst the dust. 10:00 - 13:00  The Grand Klute   Performance Nowhere / Everywhere Menstruation Massage Yes indeed, and by Thursday you will be  Thu 05:00 - 07:00  Lea  Workshop  Sssh!  Thu 08:30 - 09:30 DYING for a decent coffee and will worship ACHTUNG! Marching in socks and sandals  Peter H the ground under which our Baristas walk. ze Germans have come to invade. Zis time Come learn some basic massage skills Today’s featured composer is Bach. we Krauts will outdo the Brits with our to help with menstruation The idea of Receive a Massage super efficient, specially engineered invasion the workshop is to learn some massage plan. NEIN! We don’t care about this wall  Spiritual / Healing  Sssh!  Thu 10:00 - techniques that you can use on yourself and 20:00  Sssh! Massage Team that Übertown is building - we want to be other people to get relief from menstrual Come say hi at Sssh! and let us release the the first on the playa to take back the best pains and cramps. sunbathing spots. tension and stress in your beautiful body. Get Up & Flow Yoga Bring a towel or sheet to lay on. Running Nowhere  Spiritual / Healing  Here & Now  Thu Casual meditation (30 min)  Other  NoInfo  Thu 05:00 - 09:13  09:00 - 10:30  Chipmunk Obsidien De Coster  Spiritual / Healing  Ran’Dome - Ze Get up and greet the day with a fun and Dome  Thu 10:30 - 11:00  Doudou et As a marathoner, I can’t stop running one energising flow yoga practice! Xav week, even in the middle of Nowhere. Sensorial Exploration Take a deep breath, and there you go for a As a Nowherian, I can’t imagine running  Spiritual / Healing  Here & Now  Thu beautiful trip through your body and senses. alone. That’s why I suggest Nowhere people 09:00 - 10:30  Carlos Buj to join my crazy nowhere run on Thursday Beginners are welcome, nothing difficult, take only a few minutes for yourself. July 6th. 42,195 Km / 26Mi starting at 5AM, Take a breath, close your eyes, open your running 6 min/km If you’re used to this, it senses and mindfully connect with other Ecstatic Dance would be a pleasure to share the whole run souls in an intimate atmosphere.  Spiritual / Healing  Discordia  Thu together. Otherwise, just take your running Potter’s Corner 10:30 - 12:00  TiF shoes and join me for one lap (4.2 km)... or  Arts and crafts  Sssh!  Thu 09:00 - Shake, shake your Body, Body in the more. Of course, runners need cheerleaders, 11:00  Lagrit Mimiyola Morning, morning sun !! supporters, fans and recovery help after Clay fun!! Throw a pot or create funny Self expression in it quintessence, feel freeee the race ! You can be part of this project things. In the Sssh! Soul Space !!!... without running. Even in the morning, it Found Women: An Ode to Learn How to Give a Massage will be dry, it will be hot, so get prepared ! Womanhood  Workshop  Sssh!  Thu 10:30 - 12:00  We will provide water and fooding (belgian  Workshop  Sssh!  Thu 09:30 - 10:30 Sssh! Massage Team speculoos) for everyone who runs with me.  Irene We offer a daily introductory lesson on how Sunrise Yoga (clothing optional) An event for female identifying people to to give a massage. Come with a friend,  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Thu 06:30 - gather and recognize the beauty, power and or partner up with someone else at the  07:30 Josephine necessity of the feminine in this specific time workshop. You will practice on each other, Center yourself in yourself with this one- in history. Come and rejoice in the gift that it and will both give and receive a massage as hour flow practice. Start the day with a is to be alive in this moment, in this body, in you learn the techniques. Each day’s lesson smile. this gigantic sisterhood. will be offered by a different member of the

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Sssh! Massage Team. Come back tomorrow welcome. Come to share your opinion and that wakes you up at 11AM to attend dumb to learn a different set of tricks! your feelings. workshops where everybody acts like they’re Reiki Presentation + Healing Session Chi Kung for the western mind discovering the damn truth by licking each  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Thu 10:30 -  Workshop  Übertown  Thu 11:00 - other’s ears and wtf chakras? The goddess 12:00  Camillo and Alexia 12:00  Giulio of creativity invites you to her safe space We will share the basics about Reiki, a hands How to you tell when somebody is teaching for those who feel things have all become healing practice used to share the Universal you Fake Chi Chuan or Cheese Kung instead too much - come rant with us and create an Energy and depending of the numbers of the real s**t. amazing shared moment of anger that will free your mind from all that shit. of attendees we will provide Reiki healing Just some Qi Gong / Chi Kung / Sri Murni sessions of 20 to 30 minutes. tips: no fighting no feats and no Mumbo Hot Mess Yoga Love into grief Jumbo. All welcome.  Spiritual / Healing  Here & Now  Thu 11:00 - 12:30  Henry McMillan  Spiritual / Healing  Chrysalis  Thu Contact Improvisation Whether you have been up all night 10:30 - 12:30  Julia  Workshop  Donut  Thu 11:00 - 12:00 We all bring hurts, sadness, frustrations  Hendrix, Alf dancing, have turned your body into a bag of drugs or simply feel like a hot mess in or grief with us as part of our human Contact improvisation as a form of free need of revitalization, we don’t judge! Come experience. This workshop will acknowledge dance exercise where you dance with a stretch, detox and get your groove back. and explore such experiences, through first partner. The only rule to follow during the building a foundation of love and gentle improvisation is that there must be always Hysterical Cabaret compassion. We will use tools of meditation one (changing) contact point between the  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 11:00 and visualisation, with a chance to express dancers, this could be e.g. arm vs. arm, hip - 12:30  Andrea C, Janel, Anna, Trench on paper, writing or drawing. The desert vs. back, forehead vs. leg, any combination.  Adult welcomes it all. Apart from this, the dancers are encouraged Inspired by the Hysterical Literature series. L’Ojo D’Ra Solar Grill to explore new movements. Seated with a microphone at a table shielding your lower half, you choose  Other  Cosmopolillas  Thu 10:59 - Introduction to Ayurveda what to read, tell or sing. As you start, 11:58  Cosmopolillas Crew  Workshop  Funky Guarriors  Thu you introduce yourself, and begin your Do you want to see solar rays being focused 11:00 - 12:00  Nagarete Ayurveda  performance. Under the table, outside of through a water lens?, want to see what Adult your control, an unseen assistant of your happens if you put raw food at the focus?, Ayurvedic recipe to health and life quality- choice will stimulate and distract you with a that’s it!!, a solar Water Death Ray Solar Grill ‘keep it simple’. vibrator (or similar toy). Open to all genders. for your delight!, come and cook your own Nagarete Ayurveda will be talking about Sign up in advance at T&P. food, or just to see how this marvel work... Ayurveda, with a little emphasis on its (well not that marvel, the pan is around foundation- the Panchamahabhutas or Pimp your penis 20cms in diameter.., but it cooks, it cooks!). the 5 elements - Eter, Air, Fire, Water and  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 11:00 -   This oven will work at midday, when the sun Earth. Come and join our insightful talk and 12:30 Panda Adult hits vertically. Playa tech rules!!(if you have discover how you can achieve optimum Pretty sure your penis has a personality and a classic squared solar oven, we would love health using simple tools and a basic most likely even a name...why not clothes you to bring it and try to focus our lens into Ayurvedic approach to life! and accessories then? your oven and see what comes out of that Namaste Come dress it up! joint technology .. : ) ). Isha Kriya guided meditation Vaginas’ owners are welcome as stylists! Nowhere Exploradors - Steam Tent  Spiritual / Healing  Garden of Joy  Psicodanza  Other  Nowhere / Everywhere  Thu Thu 11:00 - 12:00  Cristina Bugnaru  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 11:00 - 11:00 - 11:30  Nowhere Exlporadors  Rooted in the timeless wisdom of the 12:45  Monique Kids yogic sciences, Isha Kriya is a simple yet A guided voyage from your cognitive, Nowhere Exploradors will be going to the potent process created by yogi and mystic, thinking self towards your loving soul. steam tent to learn how it was constructed, Sadhguru. Acro Jam how it works, and have a session for only “Isha” refers to that which is the source of    Exploradors! Workshop Ran’Dome - Ze Dome creation; “kriya” literally means “internal Thu 11:00 - 13:00  Bumblebee  Adult All Exploradors meet at the Steam Tent at action.” The purpose of Isha Kriya is to help Acro jam! A space to meet and play with 11am. an individual get in touch with the source of partner yoga. We are NOT yoga teachers so Nowhere Exploradors is a interactive his existence, to create life according to his won’t be able to guide, but let’s get together educational program for young citizens at own wish and vision. and jam and learn from each other! -Please Nowhere to learn about all about Nowhere Isha Kriya is free, simple, and easy to bring your own mats/sleeping pads(flat)// through workshops and field trips. Think practice. Bring a mat. carpet/towel and s.th. to drink”- Scouts for Nowhere - we even have patches! Mini Mushrooms Dance Party Butoh Dance Laboratory All Exploradors under 16 must be       accompanied by an adult. No adults unless Party Super Barrio Brothers Thu Workshop Here & Now Thu 11:00 - 11:00 - 12:00  Super Barrio Brothers  13:00  Gonzalo Catalinas accompanied by an Explorador. Kids Meditate and train your body to naturally Antispecism, veganism & Nowhere A family-friendly party with games and reach altered states where you can bring principles dancing for kids, and cold drinks for parents. unexpected presences & sounds from the  Talk / Lecture  Middle of Nowhere  Free rant dreamworld. Thu 11:00 - 12:00  Copen  Spiritual / Healing  Barrio Espace  For my second nowhere, I would love Thu 11:00 - 12:30  Jim to have a talk with a group of burners Tired of that hippie feel good bullshit? about veganism at Nowhere. Every idea is Tired of the desert, the sand and the heat

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Funny Spanish for beginners bucket or anything that can be safely and Tickling (funny) torture  Workshop  Cosmopolillas  Thu 11:00 reasonably used to douse Nobody’s in water  Workshop  Garden of Joy  Thu 12:00 - 13:00  Cosmopolillas Crew . The only expectation is that Nobody’s - 13:30  Federico Svevo  Adult Don’t you know any word in Spanish? Come will be wet, wild and having fun! We will The participants will be guided in an and have the chance to learn basic words. meet at MON and then select a location experiment on the touch (and on tickling), To introduce yourself, parts of the body, close by to do battle! in order to try the exchange of sensations colors, … and other nice curse words, … you Poly Cafe - Swingers Edition and emotions that occurs during physical will speak Spanish from the beginnig playing  Talk / Lecture  Yes!  Thu 12:00 - 13:00 contact. with us.  co-creation The workshop will be purely experiential. Is Pimp your Nails! Interactive talk about swinging and open not foreseen nudity or any contact with the  Arts and crafts  Ran’Dome - The Salon relationships. We share our experiences and intimate parts.  Thu 11:00 - 19:00  Anne talk about tips, do’s, dont’s, impact on your It is recommended to wear a bathing suit or Don’t you want some shiny, funky, awesome relationship and the fun/strong connection comfortable clothes. nails for your time at Nowhere? Come and it can bring! Slippery Nuru Massage pimp your nails with us! Swinging Edition - Roundtable talks  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 12:45 - The art of the perfect massage  Talk / Lecture  Yes!  Thu 12:00 - 13:00 14:00  Pietro  Adult  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 11:15 -  J I  Adult A sensual slippery full body naked massage 12:45  Alex-Aliosha & Pietro  Adult Interactive talk about swinging and open with tons of lube. We will use a warm, How do you receive the perfect massage? relationships, under the pleasure of ice- water based lubricant, completely natural; How do you give the perfect massage? cold icetea. We share our experiences with it does not stain, you can eat it, and you Mind reading would help, but lacking that: swinging and we will talk about tips, do’s, can remove it super easily. We’ll take you communication, sharing, experimenting. donts, inpact on your relationship and the to a journey to explore our sensations, We will start from basic tools, then build fun/strong connection it can bring! Share boundaries, bodies and souls. your experiences and questions you may iterations where you will give what you Squirting, female ejaculation. (think) you want to receive, then receive have!  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 12:45 - it, until you’ll say “”hell yes, that’s it, that’s Open for all (18+), couples and singles, no 14:00  Panda  Adult exactly it””. And then we’ll swap. If possible, experience needed. Introduction to squirting, female ejaculation. come with a partner. We’ll find you one Let’s talk drugs Discussing the physical and emotional anyway, but we will respect pre-existing  Workshop  That’s No Moon!  Thu aspects. Followed by practice. couples and trios for the main course. 12:00 - 13:30  Consumo ConCiencia  Nutriton, Nuerotransmitters and Adult Shrugs not hugs Feeding your Nirvana  Workshop  Babycham  Thu 11:57 - Harm Reduction organisation “Consumo  Workshop  Funky Guarriors  Thu 12:02  Petunia Fucknuts  Adult ConCiencia” would like to offer accurate 13:00 - 13:30  JAMES  Adult Learn how to duck your way out of hugs and scientific information so drugs can be Nutricion Nuero transmitters and Nirvana used in a smarter, safer way for a better from over-enthusiastic unwashed hippies How nutrion can feed your Nirvana with no concept of other people’s personal experience. We will debate about dosage, space. We will be role-playing in pairs combinations and effects of different types Body As An Instrument, a conscious and practicing avoidance tactics on each of psychoactive substances. way towards presence and play other; so please be clean and bring a blunt Pornigami  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 13:00 - 14:00  Sarka  Adult instrument, although we may be able to  Workshop  Twisted reality  Thu 12:00 lend you a hammer if you forget. Don’t - 13:30  Judy in the Sky and Thunder Body domination and various ways of high forget your next of kin contact details!  Adult intensity impact processing. This workshop Butoh dance workshop Fold for relaxation, fun or world peace by is open to all genders, sexual preferences  Workshop  Funky Guarriors  Thu creating a powerful paper version of your and skill levels and equally suitable for those 12:00 - 13:00  JORDI THE TALL  Adult favourite: cunt, cock, or sperm: we’re going participating alone or with a partner. We will do exercises to become aware of the to show you all! Wrapping it all up with Craft a flog workshop body and of space. Some in pairs and some hearts and roses or just without decoration  Arts and crafts  Never Never Learn  body manipulations at the end in their plain beauty: the colourful genitals Thu 13:00 - 14:00  Martin  Adult Creative Writing produced in this workshop will certainly Cum create your very own flog from pre- impress anyone in the bars or bedrooms  Workshop  Super Barrio Brothers  loved bicycle tubes. What better way to around the world. Get clean (at least your Thu 12:00 - 13:00  Sandra siesta through the afternoon heat than to hands) and ready for an origami orgy! create weapons of ass destruction? How to access your self conscious and connect it with your writing hand. Explore Thai Yoga Massage for Beginners – Top Gun Volleyball the stories that are already in you. Part 2  Other  Middle of Nowhere  Thu 13:00  Intergalactic Water Gun Battle on  Workshop  Sssh!  Thu 12:00 - 13:30 - 14:00 Matthew and Esmeralda  Marek the Playa Strip off your shirts and don your finest Thai Yoga Massage can be a smart and bermuda shorts, Top Gun volleyball is here.  Party  Nowhere / Everywhere  Thu gentle practice that requires little energy Failure to celebrate a point score with a high 12:00 - 13:00  Shoresh from the giver by utilizing your bodyweight five followed immediately by a low five will Feeling hot, dusty or tired? Come join for applying pressure. You will receive and mean instant disqualification. Come and us for a wet and wild experience on the give a guided massage at the workshop. flex your cocnut-oil soaked biceps with us. dusty dunes of Nowhere  Join us at Come alone or with a partner. (Clothes are Full power Top Gun 80’s soundtrack will MON (middle of Nowhere) at high noon kept on). You can come to PART 2 even if be provided to get you in the flow. There for an extravagant water fiesta hosted by you didn’t take part in the first workshop. may even be a motivational 80’s rousing Yes! Come with WATER and your choice of speech from the team coach if you play water apparatus - squirt gun, mister, bottle,

21 Thursday badly enough. Rumour has it that Maverick, Drawing nobodies Refreshments Goose, Iceman and Slider, last year’s finalists  Workshop  Chrysalis  Thu 13:30 -  Food and drink  Barrio Espace  Thu will be here to cheer you on. 15:30  Phil 14:00 - 16:00  Jean Marie This event will be held just outside of Middle Have you ever wanted to draw? Have you Fruits, refreshing drinks, and bright smiles to Of Nowhere for maximum sun and sweat ever wanted to model? Or perhaps both? help you survive the afternoon. to make passers-by shudder at your flexing All levels of experience encouraged. We The Yoga of the Burn: How the biceps. will be one or a couple of small supportive 10 Principles align with Yogic groups. Models can choose to be as bare Choreography for Dummies Philosophy to give us insight into    as they dare / are comfortable with, and will Workshop Here & Now Thu 13:00 - Culture and Consciousness 15:00  Dana Chmielewska pick their own poses. Some simple drawing exercises will be suggested. Poses will range  Talk / Lecture  Here & Now  Thu Dance is: body in movement, shapes, 14:00 - 16:00  Morgan Palmer Hubbard time, space, relations, trajectory, stories. from 30 seconds to 15 minutes. Drawing A discussion of global Burn culture, looking Choreography aims to manage all of them. materials provided. You will be free to keep at the structure of Burning Man’s 10 Let’s get to know and observe what we do your artworks, gift them to the models, or Principles through the lens of the millenia when we move, and play it around. leave them in our Chrysalis Art Library. For practical reasons, models are encouraged to old yogic concepts of Yama & Niyama, and Conscious Speed Dating arrive a little early. a chance to envision the future evolution of  Workshop  Middle of Nowhere  Thu our Burning together. 13:00 - 15:00  Dave Metta Shanti Bloody mary  Food and drink  Arrête Ton cirque !  Mad Hatta Tea Party Not just for singles!! A fun and playful Thu 14:00 - 15:00  Thom  Performance  Playground  Thu 14:04 workshop, moving past the idea of Dreaming of Bloody mary? Come on right - 15:23  Hatta superficial attraction to a place of “There is a place, like no place on earth. A togetherness, connection and unconditional now to test our lovely cocktail ! Sound of Silence land full of wonder, mystery, and danger. love. Taking influences from meditation, Some say, to survive it, you need to be dance, tantra, mindfulness and compassion.  Spiritual / Healing  Baby Bloomers as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, I am.” Led by mindfulness specialist Dave Spencer.  Thu 14:00 - 15:00  Niko & Katharina (Institute of Love) Quality tea time with the hatta - an expert SBB Jam Session on all things tea. Selection of high quality There is so much talk in the world.  Chillout  Super Barrio Brothers  Thu red, green, black, purple and orange teas, Talking distracts and overlays other, more 13:00 - 15:00  Super Barrio Brothers cakes, and speeeeeeeches about things that subtle ways of communication. In this Get creative with other musicians at this begin with the letter M. The only question is improvisation workshop we will use the relaxed jam session. whether it’ll be at the right time, in the right surrounding space and touch as means of place, or on the right planet. Wild Cards: what do erotic fantasies communication to refocus our attention. tell us about ourselves? Let’s see what will happen. Rant about things  Workshop  Costume Camp  Thu  Talk / Lecture  Fuschtlifaffli - The Last 13:00 - 15:00  Christopher Fraser  Cold brew coffee Shank  Thu 15:00 - 15:15  Somewhere  Food and drink  Cŵtch  Thu 14:00 - Adult  Adult 16:00  jollys A hysterical funny story-based card game We rant about things. It’s what we do best. Cool down and speed up with relaxing to explore and discover what we find Come join us. We’re having a short but ridiculous, funny or kind of interesting. cold brew coffee prepared dynamically by intense middle-of-the-week gathering to brewmaster Jolly. Couple/queer/trans friendly. Think Cards blow off some steam. Into the looking glass Against Humanity meets truth or dare (in Freed From Desire  Workshop  Yes!  Thu 14:00 - 16:00  outer space). 8-12 people. Please come and  Party  Super Barrio Brothers  Thu ram  Adult register before the workshop. 15:00 - 16:00  Super Barrio Brothers An opportunity to experience and explore Creative Writing Workshop Let your mind and senses purify, with our relationship with our naked body and  Workshop  Sssh!  Thu 13:30 - 15:00 rhythmic ribbon twirling and dance hits that of others. We will create a space where  Torrey from the 90s. we stand and face each other: not a statue Create something new! I will offer a series of or a picture, but real human beings. We’ll Sad Teenage Music Hour writing prompts, which will spark creativity look at each other, look into ourselves and  Chillout  Never Never Learn  Thu and interesting responses. All prompts are see what is; in a dialogue without words 15:00 - 16:00  Emma designed to be accessible to anyone! No and masks. The Smiths, The Cure, Joy Division and experience necessary. Pens and notebooks depression. Eyeliner mandatory. provided. After taking some time to respond Suitable for Beginners | Full Nudity required to each writing prompt, we will have time | Gender equilibrium Shisha bar @ Planet Pulpo to share what we created (but only if you Music Jam Session I (Rehearsal)  Chillout  Planet Pulpo  Thu 15:00 -   want). The prompts will vary and each day  Workshop  Donut  Thu 14:00 - 16:00 16:00 Conte Zero Adult will be a different workshop. Ever wanted  Alf, Hendrik Hookah, Shisha, Narghilè, waterpipe, the to learn how to write a haiku, limerick, Especially we would need a drummer/ names are different but if you want to enjoy persona, or acrostic poem? Write something percussionist and bass player. All a little bit of very cloudy smoke the place sexy, funny, soulful, or sad. Express your instruments are welcome, but possibly there to come is only the Shisha bar @ Planet inner child, your inner demon, your inner will be no lack of guitarists/singers. The style Pulpo. Come and relax with our apple or thoughts. We will break through writer’s of the music will depend on the players, watermelon flavored tobacco. If you want block and create together. somewhere between Gypsy, Rock, Blues, to try an extra kick of nicotine ask for our Classic. This is the rehearsal for a second special mint addiction (liquid nicotine mint session at 22h. flavored). Feel free to carry your tobacco or whatever you want to put inside to smoke. ;-) If you do not like to smoke this can be a

22 Thursday good opportunity to start a nice unhealty Liquid Love of trusting and connecting one human to habit (shisha smoke is softer on your throat  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 15:30 - another. Join Ceri and Julio for a fun acro- than cigarettes). You can share your stories 18:30  SwissChris & Crew  Adult yoga workshop suitable for multi-levels. with us, speak about Shisha culture or We start with a few exercises to connect The session will be followed by an open jam simply smoke quiet in a real turkish way. and warm up your senses. Then our Oil session for free-style practice. Trip to Heaven? - Plan with Nowhere Angels will guide you into a fun and playful Beauty Case: Talking – Chalking – Embassy exploration of sensuality, touching, giving Walking  Other  Yes!  Thu 15:00 - 16:00  and taking and going outside your box  Workshop  Beauty Case  Thu 16:00 - GwynnethJohanna using skin on skin contact through olive oil. 18:00  Beauty Case Nowhere Embassy will provide visa services Early Signup List will be out 10AM. «Beauty Case» is about breaks in room, time to most popular spiritual destinations. Our Naked Dodgeball and media. Overall topic today: CURIOSITY. friendly and capable staff will assist with  Other  Playground  Thu 15:45 - 16:15 The workshop will start with a talking application procedures, paperwork, and visa  Hatta  Adult meditation originally invented by Osho. issuance. Besides receiving all necessary Ze clue is in ze name. We get into our Second part will be chalking (interactive travel documents for their upcoming trip, birthday suits and lob balls each other in an communication in the room using the visa process will also be a rewarding and orderly fashion. You can wear your knickers blackboards and chalks only, no talking at pleasant experience that will help applicants if you fancy a bitta protection. all). And finally walking (exchanging the to successfully plan their spiritual journey. Improv Comedy Workshop experience in an open format). Cuddles and Consent CozyClass  Workshop  Barrio Queerdo  Thu Psychedelic Stop Motion Movie  Workshop  Sssh!  Thu 15:00 - 16:30  16:00 - 17:00  Harry  Arts and crafts  Barrio Espace  Thu Rachel w/ Sonja  Adult Come and meet characters you never 16:00 - 19:00  Pierre A playshop on cuddles and consent, to knew existed, inhabit far away lands, and Come participate in a colorful collaborative practice and refine communication skills for practise the basic principles of improv movie project. Using liquid fluorescent fluency in asking for what we desire and through gentle warmups, brain ticklers and shapes, everyone can create one or more increasing our max-high-level-joy-factor in mini games. No acting skill or experience psychedelic image with chemical matters daily life. required - just honesty and enthusiasm. and UV light. The resulting movie is sure Flower Power Psychedelic Chillout Sessions - Live to be trippy, and will be projected for Acid  Arts and crafts  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome Love Create Friday.  Thu 15:00 - 17:00  Mélo, Seb et Sarah  Chillout  Garden of Joy  Thu 16:00 - Sewing Enjoy the hippie mood: create your own 17:00  Garden of Joy / Gagarin  Arts and crafts  Barrio Espace  Thu flower crown and dance to a seventies come to discover Psychedelic Chillout music 16:00 - 19:00  Eleo soundtrack (material furnished)! and trip with us at our daily sessions, come Cloth, fabric and equipment is made Simply Fruity to dance or float in the air :) available to you so that you may please  Food and drink  Ran’Dome - The we do this daily wednesday to saturday from Oneira, goddess of creativity, by applying Salon  Thu 15:00 - 17:00  Laurence 4pm till 5-6pm :) yourself to the art of sewing. Pour your et Julie imagination into clothes, hangings, Toto Appreciation Hour patchworks, or even three-dimensional Fruits, and blenders: for 2 hours Ran’Dome    Party Fuschtlifaffli - The Last Shank structures, and walk out wearing apparel celebrates Sober Thursday with our Very Thu 16:00 - 17:00  Schplomi & Les that truly belongs to you. Special Random Smoothies! So if you’re hot From Africa to Rosanna. 1 hour only Toto. and thirsty, come and enjoy a drink with us Simple. We will rise like Olympus. String Art under the shade of Ran’Dome.  Arts and crafts  Barrio Espace  Thu Tunnel of Love 16:00 - 19:00  Pierre Why Not Learn Chess    Spiritual / Healing Yes! Thu 16:00 - String art is the making of beautiful objects  Workshop  Why Not  Thu 15:00 - 17:00  Dirk 17:00  Danger Will by stretching numerous fluorescent strings How are you able to feel comfortable in a across wooden frames. In honor of the Want to up your chess game or just learn group of mostly unknown people? Work what the pieces do..? Want to hone those goddess Oneira, you can create some works with conscious eye contact, no eye contact of string art with us. tactics and strategies..? at all, with sensuality and faith and be open Come one, come all! Come to play and to touch and feel HERE & NOW HEALING SPACE learn the wonderful game of chess. Suitable  Spiritual / Healing  Here & Now  Thu Clowning for creatures of all ages, skill levels, genders 16:00 - 20:00  Here & Now  Workshop  Eat Your Art Out  Thu *and* celery preference. Every day 4-8pm the Here & Now Dome 16:00 - 17:30  Genevieve Davis Biohack your health will be a dedicated healing space, open to Introduction to sillyness. We shall explore anyone to give/receive massage, healing  Other  Chrysalis  Thu 15:30 - 16:30  our authentic, curious, whimsical self MomoCave sessions, or simply to come and enjoy a through the state of the clown. A realm of deeply restful, meditative and ceremonial 1 on 1 coaching to help people put small vulnerability, spontaneity and connection space within the festival. easy bio-hacks into their lives. I will tailor where there are no wrongs! It’ll be FUN too! it to the individual, and focus on the 5 For anyone interested in cultivating a playful Bitching Workshop subjects of nutrition, light, mindfulness, and honest connection with oneself and  Workshop  Übertown  Thu 16:20 - 17:20  Ants &/or Abby exercise and sleep. Please come to Chrysalis others. Roll up kids, let’s play. in advance to schedule your 15 minute slot. Join us in a guided discussion where we Acroyoga give A space for burnt-out burners to bitch Ice Play    Workshop Here & Now Thu 16:00 - about burning. Every day will be ‘hosted’  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 15:30 - 18:00  Ceri Allen & Julio Siñeriz 16:30  Brian  Adult by a different drink to go along with the Combining the wisdom of yoga with the particular method of bitching for that day - Sensation play with cold dynamic power of acrobatics and the joy a bitchothology, if you will. Shots provided,

23 Thursday but only to worthy bitching. Moaners may advise to sign up for a slot at the Therapy where-ever we are under the watermelon get barred. Sober people are naturally also Spot (the darkroom behind the DJ*ane) in flag (our little camp is in free camp) No skill welcome to bitch as they please. advance. Only two times a week! required, just ❤. Nubian Dance Tittie Appreciation hour We are free camped, and our home is  Workshop  Chrysalis  Thu 16:30 -  Performance  Playground  Thu 17:00 yours x 17:30  Reena - 18:00  Juicy Lucy  Adult Electronics Hacking 101 A sensual dance style with origins straight We present you... the great success from  Workshop  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome  from the Nile Valley. Learn to sway and last year: the official Tittie Appreciation! You Thu 17:00 - 21:00  Djrevmoon et Amy gyrate at this workshop which focuses on show us your titties, we appreciate them. Blinky Lights and Noise! Using cheap and Nubian dance and incorporates elements of Simple! All breasts (big or small, new or old, easily available electronics such as Arduinos belly dance with a touch of personal styling. male or female) are appreciated equally and Raspberry Pis, we will explore ways to Erotic hypnosis and will get a huge applause from the be creative using sound and light (LED’s).  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 16:30 - crazy-going audience, because all titties are We have a stash of these devices with us so 17:45  Anne-Alice  Adult beautiful, and of course the life source of no need to bring your own. We will cover Learn to hypnotise your partner into a state everyone. Are you a bit shy? Decorate your programming, soldering, electronics basics. of erotic trance bosom with our body paint before you go Random Pizza Delivery on stage. Or just come cheer with us and Orgasmic Meditation - Raise Your  Food and drink  Nowhere / get a booby overkill! Everywhere  Thu 17:00 - 23:00  Dario Living Energy Breathing: The true origin of  Workshop  Sssh!  Thu 16:30 - 19:30  That’s No Moon! will surprise you with a Andrew  Adult spirituality proper Italian Pizza delivered randomly all  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Thu 17:00 - around Nowhere. If you hear the scream A non-sexual clothed workshop. Using 18:30  Arthur “Random Pizza Delivery” run and get a a series of partnered, solo and group meditation exercises we will raise our Learn how to breathe differently, learn how splice before it’s finidshed. to withstand the cold. Gift your brain a energy to increase the flow of living energy, Ask a Scientist which can be experienced as orgasmic healthy amount of oxygen and understand  Other  Übertown  Thu 17:30 - 19:00 what the meaning of spirituality is all about... when flowing fully. This can be an intense  Lily workshop, so make sure you are well and Spontaneous Workshop Your big nerdy childhood dream: today you bring water. Adults only. Safe space. Be sure  Workshop  Wonderever  Thu 17:00 - can ask some scientists any question you to arrive on time - once we start, no one 18:30  Sophie want: “if I put an ape and a rhino in an Audi, new will be allowed to join. Just got an idea for a fabulous workshop? who learns German first?” “tell me more Fire & Ice Too bad the WWW guide is already full... Or about atoms” “what is a metaphor?”.  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 16:30 is it? This spot is open for anyone, come talk Except some of them are not scientists, but - 20:30  Marc Trench Tschudin, Seraina to Sophie @Wonderever and we’ll make it that’s still fun. Cuddles Wachter  Adult happen. Workshops will be announced at Wim Hof Method - breathe NoInfo & barrio. Join us at the SteamTent, where fire meets motherfuckers! ice! The SteamTeam offers the unique Brico-punk  Workshop  Chrysalis  Thu 18:00 - experience of melting ice on steaming hot  Arts and crafts  Donut  Thu 17:00 - 18:30  Momo Cave  Adult  bodies. Bring a partner and have fun! 19:00 Nacho Gladiator Wim Hof (AKA the iceman) advocates a Awesome Ninja Jam Workshop Creative Recycle while listening to breathing method that involves breathing  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 16:45 - deconstructive music! off carbon dioxide and saturating your body 18:15  Pedro, Sonia we’ll create BUgs and insect. with oxygen, as well as frequent bathing Ninjas are back! Once again, we’re teaching bring your own immagination! in ice (we can’t do that unfortunately). The the secret ancient ninja techniques you need Make-your-own Kinky Leatherwear breathing makes you feel high...if fact in to protect your clan and avenge your dead some people it produces mild psychedelic (Cuffs) master.  Arts and crafts  Why Not  Thu 17:00 - effects. You feel great afterwards. It is Anal terror, a light introduction to 19:00  Xavier  Adult somewhat similar to psychotropic breathing. anal play Create your own kinky cuffs for you (or Drum journey and spirit animal  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 16:45 - your sub). Impress your friends and painting 18:45  Sergio & Alfred  Adult make your very own beautiful handmade  Spiritual / Healing  Barrio Espace  Have you ever been afraid to “become collar or cuffs. No experience necessary, Thu 18:00 - 19:00  Emmanuel homosexual” if you play with your anus? materials / hardware provided (bring wrist Sober Thursday is the perfect day to explore Have you ever been interested in having measurements). Restricted numbers so book you inner self. Thanks to the guidance of some pleasure with your anus but you your place at Why Not. the goddess Synei, the sound of a shamanic don’t know where to begin from? This WATERMELON and drum and a Mazatec tribe ritual, dive ❤ is a beginners anus auto-exploration,  Food and drink  Nowhere / into your own world to encounter your designed for cis-males but where everyone Everywhere  Thu 17:00 - 19:00  The spirit animal and receive teachings from is welcome. watermelon tribe with a lot of love to yourself. After the experience, our goddess On the Couch with Miss Harrop give! With a big watermelon flag! psychedelic painter Marianne will help you  Spiritual / Healing  Garden of Joy  Look for the watermelon flag! Thursday and transform your visions and spirit guide into Thu 17:00 - 18:00  Miss Harrop and Judy Friday around 5pm, we shall wander the art. Bring something to lie down, close your  Adult land with our sweet offerings! Rehydrate eyes, enjoy the inner trip and then paint it. Come and enjoy and exclusive session with your body with watermelon, and hydrate our notorious in-camp psychotherapist Miss your soul with some chatter, perhaps a little Harrop. Due to the expected demand we song or two! Plonk yourself down with us

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Handstands: for a new perspective wild cougars might already be consentfully you want to top or bottom or try out both. and sexy times occupied with another toyboy Solo participants perfectly welcome as well!  Workshop  Eat Your Art Out  Thu Aerial Silks: Introduction Class We’ll look at some simple aesthetic and 18:00 - 19:00  Troy 19  Workshop  Donut  Thu 18:00 - 19:30 restrictive ties and maybe branch out into We spend so much time on our feet. This  Alina  Adult some more elaborate things. world has so many dimensions to explore. Have you ever watched some really amazing Existing enthusiasts wanted! Show us your This will be an intro into re-orienting what aerial acrobats and thought you would love style... Bring your own rope! way is up. Let’s spend an hour getting to try that yourself?! I want to offer this Cuddle Workshop for Men upside down, you might discover this is introduction class to anyone who is curious  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 19:00 - actually your right-side-up. Maybe you’re about trying to climb up the silks and 20:30  Kermit  Adult into exploring what emotions come up as becoming an aerial monkey! You don’t need Men (trans and cis) and other masculine the blood rushes to your head. Maybe you to have any previous experience!! people (queer and straight) are often not find yourself feeling really sexy in your new Visionary Yoga encouraged to be tender with each other. found state. Let’s explore the roller coaster  Spiritual / Healing  Baby Bloomers Lets cuddle and practice being sensual that is inversions. This will be an all levels, all  Thu 18:00 - 19:30  Magda Freedom together. inclusive, experience.  Adult Day Art Tour Laughter yoga for beginners All levels yoga class: hatha yoga with  Arts and crafts  NoInfo  Thu 19:00 -  Workshop  Arrête Ton cirque !  Thu pranayama, chakra work and visualizations 21:00  Pedro Punk 18:00 - 19:00  Marilyne Enact your erotic fantasies The Day Art Tour will take you to some of Laughter yoga is done in groups, with eye  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 18:00 - the most imaginative art installations found contact, jokes, chanting, clapping and body 20:30  Anna, Tigrotto &Wizzard  Adult at Nowhere this year. We will have a chance movements to help break down inhibitions Enact your erotic fantasies. How silly does to talk to the artists and discuss their visions. and encourage a sense of playfulness. it feel to see your most private fantasies We will be accompanied by some art cars A series of ‘laughter exercises’ will then played out? We will share erotic fantasies and performers. Come with us to check out rapidly turn forced laughter into real and in a group to understand the gap between some amazing art and talk to the fantastic contagious laughter. what we imagine and what we put on stage. creators who make the desert come alive Come and try this natural way to release lots It is a liberating exercise that challenges once more! of endorphins with us :) a certain repetitiveness of some erotic Punch is not dead ! Spaghetti con Disco imagination. Participants will learn to  Food and drink  Arrête Ton cirque !   Party  Playground  Thu 18:00 - 19:00 express what they really want to other Thu 19:00 - 21:00  Malik & Virginie  Jonas Johansson participants who will play the fantasies out On evening, our chef Malik will prepare a Margherita disco con lasagna di gino soccio as actors. big pot of fresh punch and our lovely french bologna si disco italiano sin napoli es Children games for adults girls will prepare some sweet and savoury con salsiccia prosciutto. Alora synthesizer  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 18:30 - snacks. Come to talk, share and warm up speciale fromagio, gucci pronto prada 20:00  Florent  Adult with us :) domani. Buono bello, vespa madonna While every one will be tied to themselves, Tribal Dance & Percussion magari disco rocambolesco che figata. (wrist to ankle, wrist to wrist,...) we will play  Workshop  Here & Now  Thu 19:00 - Non tutte le saturday night fever ciambelle French children games like “123 soleil”, “Le 21:00  Ukumary riescono col buco cavoli riscaldati. Conosco jeu du beret”, the “Pass to ten”, etc. righeira i miei polli giorgio moroder. dolce When you dance, the mind stops. You go gabbana pomodori secchi. Ciao bella! Oil playfight beyond, you jump and gyrate, you become  Workshop  Touch & Play  Thu 18:30 - a dust devil. All limits and divisions are lost. Put on your shades, puff up your shoulder 20:30  Andrea C, Tobi You don’t even know where your body ends pads and get some gel in that hair and let’s Playfully roll, glide and wrestle fellow and existence begins... You dissolve in it, and vamos a la playa together ie. dance to Italo nobodies while covered in oil, head to toe. it dissolves into you. disco! Non-competitive, safety third workshop! Come and find your dance with tribal The Acroyoga Touch ‘From the ballroom to berghain’ rhythms old and new.  Workshop  Yes!  Thu 18:00 - 19:00   Workshop  Funky Guarriors  Thu En castellano con traducción / In Spanish, semz 19:00 - 20:00  SIMON  Adult with translation Let’s get in a deeper touch through the The evolution of dance music awareness of the partner acrobatic yoga. Bread & Tomato party Let’s build trust while playing with and Music for Raccoons.  Party  Bread & Tomato  Thu 19:00 -  through our bodies. Let’s create connection!  Performance  Middle of Nowhere  22:00 Deif This is a beginner Acroyoga class for Thu 19:00 - 20:00  Prince Raccoon Yes, we are the Bread & Tomato guys, everyone who wants to discover new body Live music played by a Raccoon. but it’s fucking hot, we’ll serve some cold Gazpacho instead, but wait, it ain’t catalan! awarenesses and be more confident while Rope Bondage social fuck it is so good. relating to other people. Bring your own  Workshop  Yes!  Thu 19:00 - 20:00  mats. Ben  Adult Aligot Disco ToyBoy Workshop by Real Cougars Got a thing for rope? Whether that be  Party  Discordia  Thu 19:00 - 23:00   Workshop  Palomas Naranjas  Thu a passing interest, a tickled fancy or an Discordia 18:00 - 19:00  Wijffie & Wijffie  Adult outright addiction? Come and Enjoy a crazy evening full Every day between 18:00 - 19:00 it’s Happy Come down for some afternoon bondage of melty cheese and traditionnal disco, Hour! and get your tie on. a wonderful melting-pot in between regionalist gastronomy and shining Come and join us for the Happy Hour No sexual contact expected, no nudity spangles. ToyBoy Workshop and get TWO Cougars required, no experience required. Whether for one! Don’t be late and miss out, as our

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Sounds from Afar PornoKaraoke Life Reimagined  Performance  Super Barrio Brothers   Workshop  Twisted reality  Thu  Talk / Lecture  Sssh!  Thu 21:00 - Thu 19:30 - 20:00  Super Barrio Brothers 20:00 - 22:00  Thunder & lightning  22:00  Autoplay Baby Self-proclaimed rockstar MuuniLulu fights Adult Brainstorming workshop to create ideas for his probable inebriation to bring you an Come and scream your inner porn star! a better life, community and tomorrow in eclectic mix of far-away noises. With a little Release your boundaries playing porno Europe. luck, it may even sound like music ;) karaoke! Mind-shifting, outrageous and Authentic relating II: Conscious funny, our movie clips require two to three Laughter Yoga giving & receiving players to dub the explicit material. Sex  Workshop  Sssh!  Thu 19:30 - 20:30  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Thu 21:00 - yourself up, for your own pleasure or for the  Ruth 22:30  Josepihine audience. Test your comfort zone, challenge Laughter is nature’s medicine. It spreads joy yourself and your ideas about porn, gender Relate with others on a deeper level. You and healing through your body and soul. and sexual identity. will learn how to ask for what you want and We will gather and work through a series how to receive, how to offer what you wish of exercises that will open up your inner Konzert Night and how to give - as well as how to achieve laughter, until we are erupting with laughter  Performance  WTF - Where’s The consent in the hottest way. Firetruck  Thu 20:00 - 23:00  Nils and joyful together. Tools you can use back in the default world Cool & Sexy! WTF ! Where’s The Firetruck, is inviting to have meaningful interactions. you to listen to great music! Our camp  Performance  Nowhere / Everywhere Ecstatic Dance, Conscious Clubbing  Thu 19:32 - Fri 07:32  NightieMan will offer E-Piano, Guitars, Bass, Drum and Mikrophone to the people of Nowhere so  Party  Barrio Espace  Thu 21:00 - Looking for a way to keep cool in the  that they can make there own Nowhere 22:30 Sophie desert? Search no more! Men & Women Band! Everybody is welcome to perform,or Firren, goddess of celebration, welcomes alike, get your sexiest nighties out of their just come by and listen to great music. you to a dance space without alcohol or any drawers, put them on and dance your heart We are looking forward to let the magic other substances. The wave-like DJ-set is away whilst enjoying the cool breeze of air. happen! designed to literally bring you into ecstasy: You know you want to! Konzert Night PS:If you would like to escalating after a slow start, it softly brings Mm-zsh Mm-zsh perform, you just need to sign in at the you back again after the peak. Dancing for  Party  Super Barrio Brothers  Thu performance list which will be hanged out the pure pleasure of it and getting high  20:00 - Fri 06:00 Super Barrio Brothers at our camp. naturally.  Adult Blindfolded Blues Dance IMMERSIVE SOUND BATH HEALING Techno, techno, and more techno!     Workshop  Why Not  Thu 20:30 - Spiritual / Healing Here & Now Thu  Yoga and Meditation 22:00  Neil 21:00 - 22:30 Here & Now & Friends    Spiritual / Healing Barrio Espace Open to all. Exploring subtle and close Join us in the Here & Now Dome for a deep, Thu 20:00 - 21:00  Tania connection by removing sight. This is a great gentle sound healing journey Come cleanse yourself of all your turmoil prep for Fusion Blues Dance at Costume Latino Dance Lessons in this hour of collective meditation. The Camp on Thursday late. Please bring  Workshop  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome  soothing powers of Synei, goddess of something to blindfolding yourself with. Thu 21:00 - 22:30  Chassaigne symbiosis, shall flow through us all as, with Garden Funktioning Let’s dance together and learn some steps a mix of Ashtanga and Vinyasa, we connect to move your body on Latino music! Come our inner selves to her and each other.  Party  Garden of Joy  Thu 21:00 - Fri 06:00  Megasame dressed as you want, topless or naked, as QUEER-BERET Cabaret Come & dance to the best sound system on long as you feel comfortable.    Performance Eat Your Art Out Thu the Playa! Salsa Dancing 20:00 - 21:30  Eat Your Art Out Our resident DJs are sharing their wide  Workshop  Sssh!  Thu 21:00 - 22:30  A gender-bending cabaret spectacle with range of electronic music to ensure you Anita la Brujita a French opening and a happy ending, dance non-stop. The basic steps and vibes to salsa dancing presented by Queer Warriors on shore leave will be demonstrated for all to participate. I in the desert. Übertown›s party night will kick it off with some reflections on salsa A NSFW feast for the senses, the Queer-  Party  Übertown  Thu 21:00 - Fri 08:00  Josh & Justin music as a genre, and my speculations as to beret cabaret will meet every need you why there has not been any salsa dancing Come gather round Übertown Big Ass didn’t know you had... on burns in Nevada - far as I could see. Aerial Hoop: Introduction Class Mother Of Dragons Fire Baby Flame Puffing And why we absolutely want to do it @ Machine Coz You Know Progress Means    Nowhere. After the intro and the lesson, we Workshop Donut Thu 20:00 - 22:00 Everything to El Presidente and We Live To  GaTTo  Adult will have salsa dance party. Serve Him, and shake whatever you’ve got. Have you ever watched some really amazing Now, we are become Bass, the destroyer Costume Camp Late Night aerial acrobats and thought you would of worlds. Underwear Catwalk Show love to try that yourself?! I want to offer Contact Improvisation Jamm with  Party  Costume Camp  Thu 21:00 - this introduction class to anyone who is 23:00  Costume Camp Camp an intro curious about Aerial hoop and becoming an This year we want to celebrate YOUR aerial monkey! You don’t need to have any  Party  Donut  Thu 21:00 - 22:00  Dr Lucky BEAUTIFUL BODY, We have spent countless previous experience!! years celebrating fashion and clothes. Now Lets dance contact-improvistation together! its time to celebrate what is underneath! If you have never tried it before, there will be a short introduction and then... just Strut the Runway in your favourite sexy (or frumpy) lingerie or Nothing at all! Leave the follow your flow and intuition and ENJOY clothes behind and lets get CCSECY!

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We want to Gag on G-Strings, Burst from can bring your paints to play- all nobodies We foresee “guardian angels” to protect Bra’s and Let us see that THONG THA THA are welcome to create their own liquid story the participants from onlookers, cameras, THA THONG. or experiment with things they’d like to take disrespectful behavior or inappropriate If that wasn’t enough Yoga Queen and King, a closer look at . Old projector cannot wait comments according to the following Morgan and Carlota’s Meditative Matrimony to give some light :) values: is to be celebrated, so come and strip the Erotic Massage Worskhop - compassion for the risk being taken by runway in style!  Workshop  Sssh!  Thu 22:00 - 23:30 the dancers Don’t forget your Frilly Knickers!  Eran  Adult - appreciation for the cultural shift being Pueblo Flandango Bloc Party Touch is an inseparable part of massages. It’s created by this event  Party  Why Not  Thu 21:00 - 23:55  also an (almost) inseparable part of sexual - respect for the human beings one might Allan  Adult arousal and satisfaction. What happens want to photograph : always ask first ! Back for the 9th year running, we bring you when you combine the two? We’ll find out the Pueblo Flandango bloc party hosted by all about it in the erotic massage workshop. Why Not and BabyCham. We’re going back Well, not all, but you can play at home too. to our roots with cocktails inspired by our Why Not Cinema: The best worst Friday favourite playa names. Bring a cup to pick  Chillout  Why Not  Thu 22:00 - 23:55 your playa name poison.  Aqua  Adult (Domestic) slavery  Workshop  Touch & Play  All day Symbiosis A night for those films that are so bad event  Touch&Play  Adult  Spiritual / Healing  Symbiosis  Thu they’re .. just about passable for the playa. 21:30 - Fri 00:00  KiRa Bring a spoon. “Do yo dare to bring out your inner servant? Postrate yourself and be useful!!! (pre- Symbiosis will offer breathing light sessions Orgy negotiation available)” at the onset of sunset until midnight  Other  Yes!  Thu 22:30 - Fri 01:00  every day. Start your night with conscious Erica, Cole, J and I  Adult Intimate coaching for couples breathing, developed presence, harmony, An super fun organised orgy for couples  Workshop  Touch & Play  All day and connection with yourself and others. and pairs; beginners or experienced! First event  Marc Tschudin “Trench”  Adult NOT SORRY!!! we will talk about orgies, give expectations Learn new ways and techniques to pleasing  Party  Eat Your Art Out  Thu 21:30 and the rules to follow. We will give great your parnter. It dose not matter if you know - Fri 04:00  Eat Your Art Out detail to consent, how to say no, and how a thousand techniques, if you are not able Eat Your Art Out presents... NOT SORRY!!! to say yes. We will make an safe-space for to finde out what pleases your parnter. And that’s why body language is an important Come embrace the disgrace at this fanfare everyone to experiment, and we will see part of this workshop. Sessions are on of bad taste. Unleash your inner drag diva how hot it will get! To keep balance only pairs/couples will be invited to join. It is up demand, booked at the Touch and Play / butch boi / Queerdo / filth bag fag-hag / camp. :-) twerkin tranny granny / polyester pervert to you to find your partner for the night at a party where everything that is wrong... :).Come prepared and washed! Message the playa world with the is RIGHT. Circus Cabaret Message Board The party kicks off straight after our new  Performance  Donut  Thu 23:00 - Fri  Arts and crafts  Message Board  QUEERbaret Cabaret! 00:00  GaTTo All day event  Exaconcept / Colonel Moutarde Perrea como Laika Party! The Nowhere circus performers want to delight us with a cabaret full of love, Compose your own message on the now  Party  Donut  Thu 22:00 - Fri 00:00  Siko&Seta passion and incredible tricks. Let yourself be famous Message Board enchanted by your movements. Take the sequins, shoulder pads and wigs Motherfucking Macramee from the closet and come to dance with us! NUDE-INN  Arts and crafts  Fuschtlifaffli - The Last  Spiritual / Healing  Garden of Joy Shank  All day event  Nadia & Anja Funky * Disco * Retro * Hop !  Thu 23:00 - Fri 02:00  JEROME    Find us at Fuschtlifaffli anytime, anyday Party Ran’Dome - Ze Dome Thu NATUREL 22:00 - Fri 06:30  David et Sam and see if we feel like showing you some We live in a world that has done an excellent macramee. We probably might, possibly For this night, you won’t believe your eyes, job of dictating our vision of ‘beautiful,’ will.. Bring your favorite stone if you want nor your ears ! A night purely Ran’Domian. ‘feminine’ or ‘viril’, and ‘acceptable.’ In a and we’ll show you how to bind it.. (Flat and From time to time, the Electro will be a world that makes use of this vision to sell, round is best)..The rest will be provided. support but certainly not a common thread. manipulate and mostly shame. We are all You can expect Funky, Disco, Hip-Hop Shadow Wall different, with different shapes and sizes. But  Arts and crafts  Shadow Wall  All day rythms and sounds coming from the past we are all beautiful in our own right. century. Anyway, enjoy it ! At Nowhere, it event  Colonel Moutarde How many of us wouldn’t dream to let go, hardely ever happens. Welcome in our living The Shadow Wall runs from dusk to dawn. challenge themselves to feel comfortable in room ! During the day, you won’t be able to see their own skin ? Jam Session II (Concert) anything ! Come to be flashed in silly Following the tradition of Critical Mass or postures !  Performance  Donut  Thu 22:00 - Tits, Nude-Inn gives you this opportunity.  Word Repository 22:30 Alf, Hendrix Allowing men and women taking part in the  Chillout  Chrysalis  All day event  Jam Session II following the rehearsal at 14h Garden of Joy to celebrate who they are. In Phil  Kids of the same day. their birth clothes. To celebrate the beauty Our Chrysalis Library needs to be stocked. Liquid fairy tales of their gender, in a safe and festive setting. Come and write your favourite word(s)  Chillout  Discordia  Thu 22:00 - 22:40 During a party, participants will be invited in our books, perhaps arrange them  Oli to let go of as much clothes as they dare to into a story or poem. Anonymous or No mater in what state of mind you are & enjoy dancing in their most natural and pseudonymous contributions encouraged. liquid visualisations is a great adventure.You minimal outfit.

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Your words will be available for all Nobodies Introduction to Myofascial Trigger naturally one thing is certain: you are not to browse for the duration of Nowhere. Pens Point Therapy the light, you are the one who is looking at and blank books provided.  Workshop  Sssh!  Fri 08:00 - 09:45  it. If you are watching the flowers, one thing Night Aerial Dance Robert Theobald is certain: you are not the flower, you are the  Workshop  Donut  Fri 00:00 - 01:00 This workshop uses range of motion testing, watcher.” Osho, The Invitation, Talk #21  Terra  Adult self care, and trigger point release to Dance meditation is a form of active Learn to move, improvise and dance with increase range of motion and alleviate pain. meditation which offers the possibility to trapeze, aerial silk and aerial rim. Geared toward practitioners of massage connect to what lives inside of yourself. It is an exercise in witnessing yourself, chill MoN or anyone that might find this technique the thoughts, emotions, experiences, of    useful. Space is very limited, so please arrive Chillout Middle of Nowhere Fri everything inside you. The movement 00:00 - 03:00  MoN early to confirm your place. We meet at the massage tables at Sssh! allows you to think less and experience Chill music will be played @MoN night time. more. In a dance meditation the dancer will MoN will be lighted to host you for a chat, Choose your game and Play!  Chillout  Ran’Dome - The Laughing go on a journey through different musical to relax or just have a rest during your playa rhythms and will be encouraged to practice Wood  Fri 08:00 - 22:00  Stephan walks in the dark. in following the body in this dance instead Come and check our games library, choose GRRRL POWER of making the body following you. After a the one you like and play!  Party  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome  Fri short warm-up to root ourselves into our 01:01 - 02:32  Ringo Meditation bodies, we will turn our focus inward and Tell me what you want, what you really  Spiritual / Healing  Here & Now  Fri move with what presents itself at that very really want, and I’ll tell you what I want, 08:15 - 08:45  Tim Patey moment. what I really really want : respect, freedom, Begin your day with meditation to create Discordia Wisdom Express equality, friendship, general education on some clarity and grounding amidst the dust.  Spiritual / Healing  Discordia  Fri where the clit is and what it’s for, and I Pushing Hands Contact 10:00 - 11:00  Discordia wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna ha, I wanna  Workshop  Sssh!  Fri 09:00 - 10:30  Chaotic meditation on discordian koans : zegezegezegezege-ha. Andrew come, hear and feel the words of wisdom of Long story short : girls just wanna have fun, We will explore a slow and flowing martial the principa discordia while being disturbed and they know how to make it happen. arts exercise to explore the energies by unexpected ... Guys allowed. flowing between two bodies and soul while Morning Mindfulness PsyTrance @ SSB constantly reconnecting to our own center.  Spiritual / Healing  Why Not  Fri  Party   Fri 02:00 - 04:00  Yaya Bee Rocket Yoga 10:00 - 11:00  Neil Come and take place in the spaceship.  Spiritual / Healing  Here & Now  Fri Meditation practice followed by a group Straight to the stars. Dance like nothing else 09:00 - 10:30  Silvio Fernandez ‘check in’ (i.e. how are you inside?). matters and join the psychedelic family into The Rocket takes you there faster! A fun, Discussion about mindfulness and then new realms of bass and riddims challenging vinyasa practice guaranteed to a second meditation based on the Sunrise Yoga (clothing optional) blast out the dust in your main thrusters. conversations we’ve had. A daily practice to  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Fri 06:30 - Sun Salutation & Stretch help you go into your day in a positive way. 07:30  Josephine Extravaganza Morning masturbation practice Center yourself in yourself with this one-  Workshop  Wonderever  Fri 09:00 -  Workshop  Touch & Play  Fri 10:00 - hour flow practice. Start your day with a 10:30  Heidi 11:00  Pietro & Giulia  Adult smile. Yoga workshop focusing on dynamic A morning activity to wake up and energise Wake up your joints movement and mindful stretching. our body... You get it. Read the description  Workshop  Chrysalis  Fri 08:00 - Open for both beginners and regular from Tuesday. 08:30  Momo Cave  Kids practitioners Coffee and Classics Easy articulation and oiling of all your major Isha Kriya guided meditation  Food and drink  Babycham  Fri 10:00  joints to start the day feeling fab. Children  Spiritual / Healing  Ran’Dome - Ze - 13:00 Fat Paul welcome if accompanied by an adult. Dome  Fri 10:00 - 10:45  Cristina The place to be! It all gets decided at Coffee Qi Gong Meditation I propose a session of Isha Kriya guided and Classics! What’s not to like? Good coffee  Spiritual / Healing  Sssh!  Fri 08:00 - meditation with video. You don’t know what and soothing classical choons. Init. 09:00  Sascha it is? Come to share this moment and I will Receive a Massage Qi-Gong to welcome the day in the desert, answer all your questions :)  Spiritual / Healing  Sssh!  Fri 10:00 - stretch your muscles and tendons, let the Ayurvedic medicine 20:00  Sssh! Massage Team Qi flow  Talk / Lecture  Middle of Nowhere  Come say hi at Sssh! and let us release the Hatah Yoga Fri 10:00 - 11:00  Ayurvedic medicine tension and stress in your beautiful body.  Workshop  Garden of Joy  Fri 08:00 -  Adult Bring a towel or sheet to lay on. 09:30  Olga Sydorenko Fundamentals of Ayurveda for Health and Feeling shitty* about sex in sex To meet a new day (or say goodbye to the Wellness. positive spaces. *insecure, down, night), balance the energy sources in our Dance Meditation ashamed, confused, conflicted, sad, bodies and celebrate the present moment  Spiritual / Healing  Playground  Fri angry, etc.   of here and now! Physical and spiritual 10:00 - 11:00 Stefanie Delilah Adult  Workshop  Yes!  Fri 10:30 - 12:00  pleasure guaranteed. Bring your mat and “Meditation starts by being separate from Marije  Adult join us under the shade. the mind, by being a witness. That is the In this discussion I want to address the only way of separating yourself from feelings that aren’t always regarded as anything. If you are looking at the light, easy or positive around sexuality, especially

28 Friday when we are in sex positive spaces. Not to Heart Openig Practice Funny Spanish for beginners problematize them, but to offer space to  Workshop  Middle of Nowhere  Fri  Workshop  Cosmopolillas  Fri 11:00 - talk about them and share input on how to 11:00 - 12:00  Jo  Adult 13:00  Cosmopolillas Crew possibly work with them or work through Using the tools of Yoga, Meditation, Mantra, Don’t you know any word in Spanish? Come those feelings. For me as a facilitator it’s Pranayama and possibly Yoga Nidra to bring and have the chance to learn basic words. an important part of something which I awareness and open the Heart Chakra. To introduce yourself, parts of the body, call sexual integrity, a way of looking at How to be a god in business colors, … and other nice curse words, … you sexuality and intimacy in all its shades, from  Talk / Lecture  Garden of Joy  Fri will speak Spanish from the beginnig playing horny, pleasurable, full of joy to complexity, 11:00 - 12:00  Benoit Carpent with us. insecurity, sadness or fear. Embracing them I’ve been working for many year on new Nipple Cover Making all, connecting to them and if wanted business models who change the perception  Arts and crafts  Super Barrio Brothers sharing them in connection with others. of value and help us realise it’s everywhere  Fri 11:00 - 13:00  Charlie Learn How to Give a Massage around us. The purpose of this workshop is Your nipples are great! They could look even  Workshop  Sssh!  Fri 10:30 - 12:00  to help people start new businesses without better with a beautiful cover. Come and Sssh! Massage Team the destructive and limitative aspects of it. make some here! We offer a daily introductory lesson on how Do come with your curiosity and bring any Q&A on Polyamory to give a massage. Come with a friend, business problem you may be facing - we  Talk / Lecture  Why Not  Fri 11:00 - or partner up with someone else at the can work on that as case studies. 13:00  Jazmin Victoria Hupp  Adult workshop. You will practice on each other, Learn the foundations on Tuesday (chill Bring your questions about non- and will both give and receive a massage as area) and follow up on Friday (under the monogamous relationships for a fast-paced you learn the techniques. Each day’s lesson shade). conversation. will be offered by a different member of the Sssh! Massage Team. Come back tomorrow Why so serious? East-Asia Sweatshop  Talk / Lecture  Planet Pulpo  Fri 11:00 to learn a different set of tricks!  Workshop  Übertown  Fri 11:00 - - 12:00  Conte Zero  Adult 15:00  Kalindi & Minty Human Library An introduction about recreational use (and A perspiring yoga workout to a J-Core  Workshop  Chrysalis  Fri 10:30 - 12:30 abuse) of nitrous oxide, also called laughing  Stacey soundtrack. gas. Feel free to come and listen or share Bring your own towel/mat/shirt/piece of Are you ready for a transformative tips, conversation? Each participant lists a topic clothing and test the might of Übertown breathing exercise, personal experiences. Water Co. with which they have strong opinions or The talk is limited to 20 would like to engage on a card. They can Pimp your Nails! people. then be perused and “checked out” by a  Arts and crafts  Ran’Dome - The Salon library visitor interested in having their ideas LSD Yoga (Long, Slow & Deep)  Fri 11:00 - 19:00  Anne challenged and their beliefs questioned. By  Spiritual / Healing  Here & Now  Fri Don’t you want some shiny, funky, awesome engaging with difficult ideas in a safe and 11:00 - 12:30  Maren Maganda nails for your time at Nowhere? Come and supportive environment, people’s ideas and Long, Slow & Deep! A deeply relaxing and pimp your nails with us! intentions can be heard and understood. restorative yoga session based on Yin Yoga practices. Cling film genitalia wrapping L’Ojo D’Ra Solar Grill  Arts and crafts  Babycham  Fri 11:57 -  Other  Cosmopolillas  Fri 10:57 - Milling Exercise 12:02  Jemima Stopthat  Adult 12:04  Cosmopolillas Crew  Spiritual / Healing  Eat Your Art Out  Do you want to wander around Nowhere Do you want to see solar rays being focused Fri 11:00 - 12:30  Carlos  Adult showing your nether regions to all and through a water lens?, want to see what This Workshop is active and nonverbal, and sundry whilst visiting your friends in their happens if you put raw food at the focus?, provides a change of pace after people have various barrios? Of course you do! But don’t that’s it!!, a solar Water Death Ray Solar Grill been sitting and talking. Instead of relying be that unwelcome guest who leaves their for your delight!, come and cook your own on the power of words to manifest into a personal ooze on other people’s chairs; food, or just to see how this marvel work... feeling of instead, pop round to Camp Babycham first (well not that marvel, the pan is around connection, this spaces invites images and to get it all hygienically wrapped in cling 20cms in diameter.., but it cooks, it cooks!). reflections to shift a person’s perspective film. You know it makes sense. Disclaimer: This oven will work at midday, when the sun about each hammers may or may not be part of the hits vertically. Playa tech rules!!(if you have other. pre-wrapping “genital subduing” process. a classic squared solar oven, we would love Bringing your next of kin contact details is Body Awareness Journey you to bring it and try to focus our lens into recommended. your oven and see what comes out of that  Workshop  Here & Now  Fri 11:00 - 13:00  Marina Núñez Open Relationships - Roundtable joint technology .. : ) ). Exercises from from more subtile to  Talk / Lecture  Yes!  Fri 12:00 - 13:00  Build your own flogger more active to cultivate awareness of co-creation    Workshop Übertown Fri 11:00 - our movement, expression and the An informal gathering for everyone 12:00  sinu  Adult communication of our bodies with the space currently in, or interested in, open and poly You wanna find out what these BDSM and beings around us. relationships. We get together under the people are doing and what the workshop: delight of a tea or a cold refreshment and Energetic massage (reiki) “Spanking and flogging (impact play guided we meet and talk about our experiences. practice)” is all about but, you don’t bring  Workshop  Funky Guarriors  Fri 11:00 - 13:00  TONI INVOLUBLE MAN  Adult a flogger? Not a problem lets build some together. No experience needed. Encuentra tus bloqueos energéticos, técnicas de relajación y sanación energética Find your energy blocks, relaxation techniques and energy healing

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A hard rain’s a gonna fall: YOUR open to all genders, sexual preferences and GYARTGDANITM-Bingo thoughts on WW3 skill levels and equally suitable for those  Performance  Nowhere / Everywhere  Food and drink  Übertown  Fri 12:00 participating alone or with a partner.  Fri 14:00 - 15:00  Uli & Woodstock  - 13:30  Giulio Connecting meditation, mindfulness Adult Syria, Italian default, Trump, Putin, “Chinese and lucid dreaming (Giving You A Reason To Get Drunk And bombs”, Iran, ze Germans... you name it.  Workshop  Funky Guarriors  Fri 13:00 Naked In The Morning). The only event Enjoy an open discussion on World War 3.0 - 13:30  JAMES  Adult on the playa where you don’t have to go to - cause we come to you. Whenever you and its aftermath: the Democratic Republic The connection between Meditation, hear us shouting “Bingo! Bingo! Bii-hiii- of Übertown and the rest of the free world Mindfulness and Lucid Dreaming NEED you to speak your mind. Vodka shots ngooooo”, be assure: we have a Bingo- My Sex-life with one hand will be served. game to join in, we have Jägermeister with  Talk / Lecture  Touch & Play  Fri 13:00 us and will for sure come up with rules why Borderland Impro Choir - 14:00  Seraina Wachter “Cuddlles”  you have to get naked and drink (either  Workshop  Sssh!  Fri 12:00 - 13:30  Adult because you won or because you lost) with Silence A talk about how being one handed, has us. Returning to the Playa after a massive We meet to play with each other, using impacted my sexual life: masturbation, toys, success in 2016! simple games to explore singing and to free sex with a partner and your questions. Expect us all around the barrios in the our voices. “Improvisation is about keeping Acting Workshop morning time, whenever the vibes are your individuality while adjusting to the  Workshop  Donut  Fri 13:00 - 15:00  there... whole.” Hendrix, Alf Love yourself Spanking and flogging (impact play This workshop will consist of the following:  Workshop  Donut  Fri 14:00 - 15:00  guided practice) chair relaxation, sensual memory, partner Hannah & Janna    Workshop Garden of Joy Fri 12:00 - exercises (imitation, relaxation), micro We say I love you all the times to others. 13:30  Federico Svevo  Adult movement sensibilisation, breathing, But do you say it enough to yourself? In this We introduce some basics about Bdsm, improvisation, presentation of prepared workshop we will help you put that in words. Consent and spanking with toys (crop whips, monologues/scenes. Please bring your own Lots of love! light paddles and light floggers) techniques; chair for the chair relaxation exercise! Nowhere Exploradors - Pizza Time in the meanwhile we create a “safe space” Hatha Yoga based on Consent and let the people play in  Workshop  Nowhere / Everywhere   Spiritual / Healing  Here & Now  Fri  pair in a fully consensual way. Fri 14:00 - 15:00 Nowhere Exploradors 13:00 - 15:00  Silvio Fernández & That’s No Moon  Kids Be sober, excellent and respectful with each Hatha Yoga practice applying deep Nowhere Exploradors are going to That’s No other and bring your energy and your own alignment principles to open the inner body Moon to learn about the pizza oven, make whips (if you have got them)! and connect to our Source. our own pizzas, and chow down. Wild Cards Pizza Workshop for Kids Meet at That’s No Moon at 2pm.  Workshop  Touch & Play  Fri 12:15 -  Workshop  That’s No Moon!  Fri 13:00 Nowhere Exploradors is a interactive 14:00  Christopher Fraser  Adult - 15:00  Dario  Kids educational program for young citizens at What do erotic fantasies tell us about Our master Pizza chef will show the kids Nowhere to learn about all about Nowhere ourselves? A hysterical funny story telling how to make a real Italian pizza! through workshops and field trips. Think card game to explore and discover what Children’s Birthday Party for Adults Scouts for Nowhere - we even have patches! turns us on and why. Think Cards Against    All Exploradors under 16 must be Humanity meets truth or dare (in outer Party Super Barrio Brothers Fri 13:30 - 14:30  Super Barrio Brothers  accompanied by an adult. No adults unless space). Adult accompanied by an Explorador. Micro Contacts Relive your childhood best friend’s birthday A eulogy for the living  Workshop  Touch & Play  Fri 12:30 - party. Just replace the cake with alcohol!  Workshop  Chrysalis  Fri 14:00 - 16:00 13:30  Biza, Monique  Adult Creative Writing Workshop  Louise From a state of complete stillness and  Workshop  Sssh!  Fri 13:30 - 15:00  Such beautiful and OUTRAGEOUS things listening, tiny little movements arise in the Torrey are said in death, but why wait to give a body. Micro contacts start to happen. I glorious eulogy to your lovers and friends? do not push, do not seek, do not control, Create something new! I will offer a series of writing prompts, which will spark creativity Come join us to joyously write speeches I simply flow with it. Slowing down the and give heartfelt words to lives of friends rhythm allows observing our emotions and interesting responses. All prompts are and strangers. Say and hear the wondrous, and reactions with a magnifying lense. designed to be accessible to anyone! No comical, sentimental, grateful and glorious And a cuddling dancing nest will gradually experience necessary. Pens and notebooks things without the funeral!!! Tears, emotional embrace us. provided. After taking some time to respond to each writing prompt, we will have time music and drama optional Sexobatics to share what we created (but only if you Boardgames Time!  Workshop  Touch & Play  Fri 12:30 - want). The prompts will vary and each day  Other  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome  Fri 14:00  Sarka & Jonno  Adult will be a different workshop. Ever wanted 14:00 - 16:00  Stephan Fly and dance in the air in a kinky fashion! to learn how to write a haiku, limerick, Come to check our games library containing We will explore simple partner acroyoga persona, or acrostic poem? Write something several types of board games, open to every positions and how we can kink them up. sexy, funny, soulful, or sad. Express your Nobody who wants to play! Super Bonus: a Get ready to get nude as well as to play inner child, your inner demon, your inner great animator will explain the rules for you! with your beautiful genitals. This workshop thoughts. We will break through writer’s requires presence, trust, surrender, block and create together. playfulness and communication. We will investigate touch and how to direct another person’s body in space. This workshop is

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Contact workshop in pairs such as seeing auras, past lives, and other Cash ‘n Gun Live  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Fri 14:00 - images. By simply looking into another  Other  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome  Fri 16:00  inbal  Adult person’s eyes, you can discover more about 16:00 - 17:00  Noushka In the workshop we will learn how to touch yourself, humanity as a collective, and our Who says cash, says wheeling and dealing. each other in a simple, relaxing and healing roles as spiritual beings. And who says dealing, says gun! For the way. Yin Yoga – Stretch and Relax Godfather at least ;) Come and play this We’ll work in pairs.  Spiritual / Healing  Sssh!  Fri 15:00 - small game to see who will be the richest of How to kick your people-pleasing 16:30  Ruth the thugs! habit and have fun while doing it Calm and balance your mind whilst Erotic writing workshop  Workshop  Here & Now  Fri 14:00 - stretching your body during this slow  Workshop  Baby Bloomers  Fri 16:00 16:00  SwissChris & Co-Facilitator(s) paced, meditative practice. Sink into deep - 17:00  Myriam  Adult relaxation by holding seated and laid down Do you enjoy reading erotica buy have Are you a people-pleaser? Find it difficult to yoga poses for 3 to 5 minutes. Slow down, say no? Need to be liked a little too much? never really known how to start writing find stillness and give yourself time to just your own? come join me for some tips Put other’s needs first, or find it hard to even be. Bring a yoga mat or towel. and tricks on how to get started, a small feel your own? Have difficulty asking for what you want and need? Or did you break Face painting extravaganza writing session and maybe some reading the pattern and are willing to share how  Arts and crafts  Barrio Queerdo  Fri afterwards. you did it? 15:00 - 17:00  Anna Flavor Tripping After warming up our bodies and emotions, Do you want to get colourful and creative?  Food and drink  Yes!  Fri 16:00 - 17:00 we will give you some food for thought on Do you want to learn a new skill and spread  Peter how the codependency addiction pattern smiles everywhere? Tripping isn’t just for your brain, come and works and what you can do to get your life In this intensive 2h workshop professional give your mouth a whirl. Miracle berries will beyond fear back. We’ll share solutions we face and body painter Anna will teach start things off, then we’ll taste various foods have found to stop people-pleasing and the basics of face and body art. Brushing. in an entirely different way. Space limited, continue with some role plays and exercises Sponging. Simple designs. Number of ~40. Have a sour food to share? to practice getting validation from inside of people who can attend: 10 plus 10 models Psychedelic Chillout Sessions - Live for practice. We will provide FDF approved ourselves rather than from outside. Love Create face paint, sponges and brushes but feel If you know how to love you’ve got  Chillout  Garden of Joy  Fri 16:00 - free to bring your own. the answer 17:00  Garden of Joy / Gagarin  Chillout  Fuschtlifaffli - The Last Shank Sharing is caring come to discover Psychedelic Chillout music  Fri 14:00 - 17:00  Clever  Other  Playground  Fri 15:00 - 17:00 and trip with us at our daily sessions, come  Jippie Love is in the Nowhair. Chill with your to dance or float in the air :) beloved, join the lovely cuddle puddle in So much going on at Nowhere!!! We create we do this daily wednesday to saturday from the shade and listen to some of the best the opportunity to give you a moment to 4pm till 5-6pm :) connect to yourselves and from there to and very unknown lovesongs of the last 438 420 Club: Psychedelic safety 101 years. Cold drinks and a strong love potion share stories and experiences that you feel need to be shared. Because it’s healing,  Talk / Lecture  Middle of Nowhere will be served. I love you  Fri 16:00 - 17:30  Welfare Enough  connecting, supporting, inspiring or just fun Sharing is caring Adult to share them.  Other  Playground  Fri 14:00 - 17:00 A community discussion for all psychonauts  jippie Ice Play and explorers of the mind led by Welfare An opportunity to connect to yourself and  Workshop  Touch & Play  Fri 15:30 - Enough, your favourite burner harm 16:30  Brian  Adult reflect on the experiences you had so far at reduction crew! We will share practical tips the festival. To get some clarity, inspiration Sensation play with cold on preparing for a psychedelic experience, and feel the healing experiences of real Naked Dodgeball staying safe and navigating discomfort. We sharing.  Other  Playground  Fri 15:45 - 16:15  will also give you information on where to Theater games Hatta  Adult go if you need support at any time during  Workshop  Baby Bloomers  Fri 14:30 - Ze clue is in ze name. We get into our or after the event. 16:30  narjiss  Adult birthday suits and lob balls each other in an Metamorphic moments Come have fun in groups and let your inner orderly fashion. You can wear your knickers  Workshop  Chrysalis  Fri 16:00 - 17:30 actress/diva come out. Funny acting games if you fancy a bitta protection.  Nehal to break the ice and let your body express Beergasm Do you find yourself again and again in itself.  Nowhere  Costume Camp  Fri 16:00 - similar interpersonal situations that you Euphorihour 17:00  condor  Adult don’t like, that don’t serve you or others?  Party  Super Barrio Brothers  Fri A sensual and lighthearted workshop in Don’t be afraid, that’s pretty “normal”! Now 15:00 - 16:00  Super Barrio Brothers which movement, music, and small amounts it’s time to change what doesn’t serve you One hour of sunkissed dancing of alcohol are used to reach a semi- in the process of interacting with others! To orgasmic state. get aware of these patterns is the first step The power of Eye gazing “Within 15 minutes thou wilt seem a god to to change them, but - as our human mind  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Fri 15:00 - is hard and tricky to reprogram - not the 16:00  Geert Jan  Adult those to whom thou art now a beast and an ape” only action step needed. Secondly we need Eye gazing is one of the most powerful to create a new concept for conscious inter- practices on this planet, allowing us action that can replace the old one. Thirdly to experience a deeper connection to we have to practice this new way of being ourself and others. Many people have had with fun and pleasure again and again, indescribable experiences while eye gazing, so it will manifest more and more. In this

31 Friday playshop we will focus on step two. You will anyone to give/receive massage, healing pair up with someone else. Purely platonic get the possibility to invent and explore new sessions, or simply to come and enjoy a exercise. ways of inter-acting in a playful way and deeply restful, meditative and ceremonial Oceans of outstanding, overflowing inside a supportive group that will constitute space within the festival. orgasms a safe space. Please bring a particular Burning Bridges  Workshop  Touch & Play  Fri 16:30 - pattern/situation that you want to replace/  Workshop  Übertown  Fri 16:20 - 18:30  Brian Bowie  Adult replay, so do your homework :P and get 17:20  Eyal A practical exploration of vaginal pleasure. aware of a particular automatic behaviour Join us in a guided discussion where we From anatomy and the “hot” spots (F/G/ that prevents you from interacting with give A space for burnt-out burners to bitch etc.), to squirting (ejaculation) and multiple others as you would like to. *Depending on about burning. Every day will be ‘hosted’ orgasms. Come discover techniques in the amount of participants, the depth of the by a different drink to go along with the the group discussion. Then, explore with a issues and the methods we choose to work particular method of bitching for that day - partner in a hands-on session. (Trimmed with, there’s no guarantee that everybody a bitchothology, if you will. Shots provided, will be able to replay their situations long fingernails required!) but only to worthy bitching. Moaners may Drugs and the Brain enough to experience a quantum leap. get barred. Sober people are naturally also  Talk / Lecture  Yes!  Fri 17:00 - 18:00 Considering that many personal issues/ welcome to bitch as they please. patterns have collective dimensions, it’s  Joel worth to participate even if you would just The Unofficial World Championship An lecture on a more acedemic level to talk watch the sessions. in Danish Clapping about the drug-brain interactions. What Acroyoga  Other  Planet Pulpo  Fri 16:30 - 17:00 really happens when you take MDMA,  hellyeah  Workshop  Here & Now  Fri 16:00 - Cocaine or LSD? less spiritual, more 18:00  Ola Jas Anybody can participate. You don’t have molecules! Lets talk neurotransmitters! No to practice or know the game in advance. background knowledge needed; open for A fun, multi-level acroyoga session - all We will start with a quick introduction and everyone. welcome, come and fly! practice session, and then we will jump right Clay Blue Cheese & Wine Acroyoga into what will probably be the first world  Spiritual / Healing  Discordia  Fri  Arts and crafts  Barrio Espace  Fri championship in Danish Clapping. If you feel 17:00 - 18:30  TiF 16:00 - 18:00  Jean Marie like practicing but have never heard of this It’s has been the most spectacular and elitist The goddess Oneira welcomes you game, here’s a quick introduction: https:// yoga pactice kept secret for decades by to express your creativity in its most vimeo.com/27098943 some enlightened yogi-farmers, we’re proud fundamental form : by building something Colouring for Adults today to bring to you at Nowhere. Come with your bare hands. Forget the dust on the  Arts and crafts  Playground  Fri 16:30 do some therapeutics and acrobatics moves ground, here the material is clay. Come work - 17:30  Aoife this earthy element so that you can build amplified by the power of blue cheese and Take a crayon or a pencil and chill out while red wine. your own masterpiece. you colour books together. The designs are Fabric Workshop Manifestation 101 - The art of a little more involved than kiddie colouring shaping your life the way you want it  Arts and crafts  Ran’Dome - The but we are sure you are up to the challenge. Laughing Wood  Fri 16:00 - 18:00  Itzel  Talk / Lecture  Baby Bloomers  Fri Feel free to take your artwork with you or 17:00 - 18:30  Marina/Sex et Alexia add your name/age/barrio and we’ll display A talk on how we manifest what we want 1/ Make your own stencil to customize your it for you. clothes. Take a cutter with you if you have (or don’t want) in our lives and a guide to Meeting the mystery of money one. make the process easier. How to get what  Talk / Lecture  Touch & Play  Fri 16:30 we want, the easy way. What is the law of 2/ Get initiated to knitting and crocheting - 17:30  Klazien in a collaborative project of to make your attraction, how it works, and how to use it to My personal story about hitting rock own little mascot. Take your needles if you our advantage and understanding. bottom, getting my shit together and have some. First steps enjoying rope bondage moving from a money first world to a care Can You Imagine a Treasure Hunt at  Workshop  Donut  Fri 17:00 - 19:00  first world. If you could have a date with the Divine Putain in Donut  Adult Nowhere? God of Money, what would you ask him? Enjoy playing with ropes, on your partner  Other  Sssh!  Fri 16:00 - 19:00  Giggling childishly at sex toys Antonio, Tamara, Ida or on yourself. Some easy and fun steps to  Workshop  Touch & Play  Fri 16:30 - enjoy rope bondage (shibari) Do you like enigmas? Fool tests? Solving 17:45  Claire  Adult Tour d’amour and Marriage problems? Or you just know Guybrush If you have ever felt a compulsion to sing Threepwood by any chance? If that’s you, karaoke classics into a dildo then this is the Ceremony then take the challenge and come to the workshop for you. Improvisation games  Other  Palomas Naranjas  Fri 17:00 - 19:00  Team Palomas Naranjas Treasure Hunt of the Sssh!! Meeting at 4:00 and silliness with things that have been up pm outside the Sssh! Dome to make your people’s bums. We want to marry you… or marry YOU too…. team and receive your instructions. You will or you two…. Or three! Body Love Session have 2 hours to find the dusty treasures Promise each other love for life, or for a hidden in the whole festival! Only your  Workshop  Sssh!  Fri 16:30 - 18:00  Agnese year, a week, or even an hour. creativity will save you! We will meet back During the day we will do a parade along Tips & tricks to give some sweet lovin’ to the up to make the point of you experience... the site with our Tour d’amour, looking for sore body of thy neighbor. We will work in HERE & NOW HEALING SPACE lovebirds ready to take it to the next level pairs. We will learn a few simple and efficient  Spiritual / Healing  Here & Now  Fri and sign up to get married on Wednesday thai yoga massage tricks, and possibly 16:00 - 20:00  Here & Now or Friday afternoon by our sinister minister. some acroyoga, to help the body of a fellow Every day 4-8pm the Here & Now Dome human release tension and purr in pleasure. will be a dedicated healing space, open to Come with a friend or come alone and

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You can also make a decision on the spot Come and try this natural way to release lots Liquid Love and walk in, or just join us to enjoy watching of endorphins with us :)  Workshop  Touch & Play  Fri 18:15 - (we know you want to). Movement Medicine 20:30  SwissChris & Crew  Adult In any case, we’ll make this a wedding you  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Fri 18:00 - We start with a few exercises to connect won’t forget!!! 19:00  Dave and warm up your senses. Then our Oil Why Not Bloody Mary Club Shake, flow, breathe, wriggle, express, Angels will guide you into a fun and playful  Food and drink  Why Not  Fri 17:00 - release, shout, sing, connect, love, laugh, exploration of sensuality, touching, giving 19:00  Clare  Adult heal. An hour of movement, dance, free and taking and going outside your box Join the Prancing Pony at our gourmet expression and meditation with Dave. using skin on skin contact through olive oil. Early Signup List will be out 10AM. Bloody Mary bar at sunset. Bring a cup. Tour de Prance Vodka and any *BMC secret-ingredients*  Party  Playground  Fri 18:00 - 19:00 Shaman Bodypaint such as outlandish chilli sauces or special  Jonas Johansson  Workshop  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome  Fri  homemade pickles you may have hidden 01110010 01101111 01100010 01101111 01110100 18:30 - 21:30 Mélo in your adventure pockets to add to the 01110011 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 Take your magical outfits for the party. collection are welcome. 01100110 01100101 01100101 01101100 01101001 Be sober and as clean as you can. I’ll be How to draw beautiful people ugly 01101110 01100111 01110011 01110100 01101111 painting on you and transform you in the  Workshop  Übertown  Fri 17:30 - 01101111 creature you always dream to be! Don’t 19:30  Calum Put on a tinfoil hat, oil up your joints and hesitate to bring your make-up and some Life drawing class. grab a laser pointer - it’s time for a binary cleansing wipes if you want. See your own cervix gospel featuring synthesisers and 80s vibes. It’s Friday, let’s jam #2     Workshop  Touch & Play  Fri 17:45 - No humans allowed! Workshop Touch & Play Fri 19:00 -   18:45  Monique  Adult ToyBoy Workshop by Real Cougars 20:00 Alex-Aliosha Adult Getting to know your body better is  Workshop  Palomas Naranjas  Fri This is part 2 of a Jam starting at 6pm in empowering! Ever wondered what is inside 18:00 - 19:00  Wijffie & Wijffie  Adult MoN. What better way to enjoy _you- know-what_ Friday than moving, playing, your vagina? Come and find out in this safe Every day between 18:00 - 19:00 it’s Happy improvising with other nobodies? There will space! (bring a little mirror and flashlight) Hour! be an intro warm up for beginners. Dismal Hippy food appreciation Come and join us for the Happy Hour  Workshop  Babycham  Fri 18:00 - ToyBoy Workshop and get TWO Cougars Of Blood And Breathe 19:00  Brenda (vice-president of the for one! Don’t be late and miss out, as our  Performance  Middle of Nowhere  Worcester Park cat-lovers society) wild cougars might already be consentfully Fri 19:00 - 20:00  Layla Episode #3: The misery of Dhal. Are you one occupied with another toyboy Life is like a long long wire of breathes... it of those Nobodies who have come with no Anal terror, a light introduction to doesn’t stops. food at all in spite of the warnings about anal play Passing through moments, through emotions, the wire is always here. radical self reliance? In spite of this, are you  Workshop  Touch & Play  Fri 18:00 - still clinging onto your vegan beliefs? Fear 19:30  Sergio & Alfred  Adult But there is an end to this wire. And there not, Nurse Brenda will be slopping out dhal Have you ever been afraid to “become comes the Gift of Death. to you with a modified Bristol stool chart. homosexual” if you play with your anus? Come to swim behind the Veil with me. AND we may have bread making on a thing Have you ever been interested in having Come to enjoy a litte esoterico-mythologic that looks like a dustbin-lid on top of a fire some pleasure with your anus but you performance (with a bit of eros) so that you can connect with your inner don’t know where to begin from? This about Time and Breathe, and Blood, and Kurdish Peasant Woman. You get to wear a is a beginners anus auto-exploration, Pain, and Life. spotted head-scarf! designed for cis-males but where everyone We will share this moment together :) It’s Friday, let’s (contact) jam #1 is welcome. Sex Olympics  Workshop  Middle of Nowhere  Fri Playful Tantra  Performance  Yes!  Fri 19:00 - 20:00 18:00 - 19:00  Alex-Aliosha  Adult  Workshop  Sssh!  Fri 18:00 - 19:30   Dr. Sex & Sheval Sovag  Adult What better way to enjoy [...] Friday than Nina and Stefan  Adult Sex Olympics like you’ve never seen it moving, playing, improvising with other A sensual encounter of yourself and others before - Speedboner competition, The nobodies, being upside down, dancing-not- here and now strongest pussy on the playa, spank-a-thon, dancing? Acroyoga Jam Time acrobatic dry humping, oral undressing, There will be an intro warm up for  Workshop  Here & Now  Fri 18:00 - thrust-a-thon - A Bundle of Sexy with a beginners. 20:00  Here & Now Acroyogis tablespoon of Laughs! NB: THIS IS PART 1. At 7pm we will transition Time to play! Whether you just learnt Jesus Con to Touch&Play. You know you want to  Spiritual / Healing  Wonder Orphans parade through Nowhere doing this. how to fly or now spend more time in hand2hand than on your feet, come enjoy at The Cave  Fri 19:00 - 20:30  Golden Laughter yoga for beginners an open space to connect, try out your new Jesus Jack  Adult  Workshop  Arrête Ton cirque !  Fri moves and explore with others in this acro Come forth, mine brethren!! We will 18:00 - 19:00  Marilyne jam session. assemble as a crowd of Jesuses before Laughter yoga is done in groups, with eye Body painting heading out in procession to offer blessings, contact, jokes, chanting, clapping and body  Arts and crafts  Barrio Espace  Fri redemptions, exorcisms and preach. movements to help break down inhibitions 18:00 - 20:00  Jean Marie Up to 20 togas provided, balls & beard not and encourage a sense of playfulness. Is there a more natural and sensual canvas necessary. Long hair or wigs essential. A series of ‘laughter exercises’ will then that your own body ? Come and grab some rapidly turn forced laughter into real and corporal paint, get together and draw contagious laughter. beautiful things on someone else’s body.

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90s Technaoke Sacred sexuality in ancient cultures So Beautiful  Party  Funky Guarriors  Fri 19:00 -  Talk / Lecture  Touch & Play  Fri 19:30  Performance  Nowhere / Everywhere 21:00  LUCY  Adult - 20:30  Oeslava & Almudena  Fri 21:07 - Sat 02:08  cLoud9  Adult Ride on time! I’ve got the power! Who Ancient gods and goddesses blessed Interactive dance stage where nude dancers doesn’t love a bit of 90s pop house? Funky horny behaviour too! Do you think sexual are painted with light by video projectors Guarriors certainly do, and invite you to join repression goes hand in hand with religion? to make a so beautiful experience. Show us them for some techno karaoke tunes. Belt Then you can learn a thing or two about your beauty and let us show you yours.....All out your favourite vocal house faves and sacred sexuality in ancient pagan religions dancers welcome we’ll provide the microphone... with this workshop. Nonbelievers welcome Symbiosis experience Party Animal Challenge too!  Spiritual / Healing  Symbiosis  Fri  Other  Super Barrio Brothers  Fri Collaborative Music 21:30 - Sat 00:00  KiRa 19:00 - 21:00  Super Barrio Brothers  Arts and crafts  Barrio Espace  Fri Symbiosis will offer breathing light sessions Show your party animal skills in a challenge 20:00 - 22:00  Thomas at the onset of sunset until midnight including a hobby horse race, wrestling, sack Unleash your creative inspiration through every day. Start your night with conscious race, and other activities! music! The temple of Oneira, goddess of breathing, developed presence, harmony, Pastis Petanque creativity, lets you use its many instruments and connection with yourself and others.  Chillout  Barrio Espace  Fri 19:00 - to jam together in harmony. Let the goddess Draw the music 21:00  Priest Of Firren guide your soul in this beautiful process of  Party  Barrio Espace  Fri 22:00 - Sat Firren, goddess of celebration, invites you to expression and sharing. 07:00  Nicolas Brk  Adult celebrate the sunshine à la française. Come Malaka + DJ Biza On this very particular friday night, Oneira play pétanque, mölkky, and palet breton  Party  Costume Camp  Fri 20:00 - the goddess of creativity will invite you on a while drinking the ultimate potion of eternal 23:30  Dr Malaka synesthetic journey. Come hear the music, youth : Ricard. More costume camp madness with let it flow through you, and draw what you Punch is not dead ! Nowhere superstar Dr Malaka plus DJ Biza hear on the surface you like the most : a  Food and drink  Arrête Ton cirque !  Tantric Ritual – Part 1 piece of paper or the body of a stranger. Fri 19:00 - 21:00  Malik & Virginie  Workshop  Sssh!  Fri 20:30 - 22:30  Every material will be provided. On evening, our chef Malik will prepare a Melissa Pabón  Adult The Grand Nowhere Cabaret big pot of fresh punch and our lovely french Beautiful and gentle space for beginners  Performance  Middle of Nowhere / girls will prepare some sweet and savoury to delve into the realms of conscious touch Babycham  Fri 22:00 - Sat 01:00  Oli, snacks. Come to talk, share and warm up and intimacy. Workshop offered in two Ruthie with us :) halves on different days. The first day is 2 Ladies, gentlement, strangers, friends, and The Gasoline Bar hours for a talk and demonstration of the those who mix everything up; introducing  Performance  Nowhere / Everywhere technique, and the second day 3 hours for the Grand Nowhere Cabaret! Curious,  Fri 19:30 - Sat 01:30  Mr. Gasoline people to be able to give and receive the compelling and downright weird. Come one, come all to witness the incredible Have you been dancing all night? Are you massage. talents of the Nowhere community in our craving for stamina? Don’t worry! Come I Will Show You The World  Performance  Nowhere / Everywhere Grand Cabaret, then party with our beautiful Mr. Gasoline drove all the way from performers at the Babycham afterparty. Amsterdam to give you his fuel injection.  Fri 21:00 - Sat 06:00  Aladin Sane Performers wanted! No experience Catch a ride on the magic flying carpet. It His Gasolnine-Bar-Dancing-Karaoke- necessary. If you have an entertaining act will likely come to you if you find yourself Slotmachinemotorcycle will provide you with you’ve dreamed of performing, now is the an eco-guayusa-shot energy boost, filthy stranded. Stroke the genie and his wish will come true. time. You’ll never have a more enthusiastic tunes and a lapdance for the happy few. performance! If you want to perform, get Garden Funktioning Fisting for beginners in touch before the event. Come and find  Workshop  Touch & Play  Fri 19:30 -  Party  Garden of Joy  Fri 21:00 - Sat Ruthie or Oli at Camp Babycham, to make  20:30  Martin Shaw, Panda  Adult 06:00 Megasame your performance dreams come true! Come and dance to the best sound system Fisting - in any “hole” - is a slow and Psychodelic Body Painting on the Playa! subtile art which requires lots of time and  Arts and crafts  Donut  Fri 22:00 - communication (and lube). This is both a Our resident DJs will rock you with a wide 23:00  Hendrix, Alf range of electronic music. discussion and pratical workshop. We will bring body paint. You create the Happy Hour Yoga Kiasmos at Sunset art work on your body and face to look  Spiritual / Healing  Sssh!  Fri 19:30 -  Party  Super Barrio Brothers  Fri awesome/spychodelic for the night, along 20:30  An 21:00 - 22:30  Super Barrio Brothers classics of psychodelic music such as Yoga-like activity for people not too fond A journey through the visionary music of Debussy, Ravel, Mussorgski, Mahler, Wagner. of yoga. Perfect for absolute beginner and Kiasmos as the sun sets over Nowhere Speed Dating : Masks is acceptable to arrive at the dome slightly Algorave  Other  Yes!  Fri 22:00 - 23:00  Dr. tipsy. Drunk yoga! Alternatively, depending  Party  Übertown  Fri 21:00 - 23:00 Sex on the mood, the yoga session might roll  Adam Speed Dating: Masks over into, or get entirely replaced by a Algorave goes Nowhere. Move your body dance party. We will get loose and warmed Put on a fictional Character in order to build to the sounds of algorithmically generated, a real connection! Come to the event as up to dance the night away live-coded, improvised & performed a specific ficionalized character and go on electronic music. Cleanse yourself of sin with a mini date with lots of strangers taking the power of bass frequencies, with music & whatever specific character you come with visuals guaranteed to move your feet & melt with you. your brain.

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Hint #1: Dressing up is a lovely way to Sexual Open Stage Shadow Wall embody your character  Performance  Yes!  Fri 23:15 - Sat  Arts and crafts  Shadow Wall  All day Hint #2: You may be Female (XX) but your 01:00  Space Ninja  Adult event  Colonel Moutarde character may or may not be Indulge your exhibitionist side and share The Shadow Wall runs from dusk to dawn. Why Not Cinema: ...Because Science your orgasm on stage in Yes! camp’s public During the day, you won’t be able to see  Chillout  Why Not  Fri 22:00 - 23:55 dome. The goal is to create together a safe anything ! Come to be flashed in silly  Prof. X and his lab assistant and accepting environment as a gift for postures ! A night of educational videos from the those of us whose radical self expression Word Repository early 80’s, teaching us about the wonders includes being watched, accepted and  Chillout  Chrysalis  All day event  of science. encouraged by others. Let’s have some sexy Phil  Kids fun while exploring our sexual selves on Queer naked Latino dances Our Chrysalis Library needs to be stocked. stage. Sharing intimate moments can be a Come and write your favourite word(s)  Party  Touch & Play  Fri 22:00 - 23:59 beautiful and amazing gift.  Yoann in our books, perhaps arrange them My First Orgy / Orgy For Beginners Come as you are and shed your layers of into a story or poem. Anonymous or  Workshop  Touch & Play  Fri 23:45 clothing or dust to join us for a salsa & pseudonymous contributions encouraged. - Sat 03:00  Eyal Shaphyr, T&P Crew Your words will be available for all Nobodies bachata madness on the dance floor! All  Adult genders and all roles welcome! to browse for the duration of Nowhere. Pens An invitation to a guided exploration of and blank books provided. Radical Love the lovely world of Play Parties. Open to all chill MoN  Workshop  Touch & Play  Fri 22:15 genders and sexual orientations. PAL system - Sat 00:15  Mihai, Panda, Isam  Chillout  Middle of Nowhere  Sat in place: you enter and leave with the same 00:00 - 03:00  MoN An experiment in radical, universal love and group (2-3 people). You don’t have to play Chill music will be played @MoN night time. tenderness. You are sat blindfolded in a safe, with your PALs, just be responsible for each MoN will be lighted to host you for a chat, held space. You are facing a glorious human other. being of a gender you’re comfortable with to relax or just have a rest during your playa / attracted to. And you know nothing about walks in the dark. them. How will you connect? How will you Ze German Invasion show love for each other?  Performance  Nowhere / Everywhere Saturday   Titillation Sat 05:00 - 07:00 Lea  Workshop  Touch & Play  Fri 22:15 - (Domestic) slavery ACHTUNG! Marching in socks and sandals Sat 00:30  Wizzard, Doris, Panda, Olivier  Workshop  Touch & Play  All day ze Germans have come to invade. Zis time  Adult event  Touch&Play  Adult we Krauts will outdo the Brits with our Games of the five senses to explore our “Do yo dare to bring out your inner servant? super efficient, specially engineered invasion plan. NEIN! We don’t care about this wall bodies, pleasure reflexes and soft spots. Postrate yourself and be useful!!! (pre- that Übertown is building - we want to be Introduction to Kinky Play negotiation available)” the first on the playa to take back the best    Workshop Touch & Play Fri 22:15 - Intimate coaching for couples sunbathing spots. 23:45  Martin Shaw  Adult  Workshop  Touch & Play  All day Kinky play or “BDSM” is a whole range of event  Marc Tschudin “Trench”  Adult Hatah Yoga  Workshop  Garden of Joy  Sat 08:00 different practices. We will be talking a bit Learn new ways and techniques to pleasing - 09:30  Olga Sydorenko about why people do this, then trying it on your parnter. It dose not matter if you know To meet a new day (or say goodbye to the each other. In a respectful and controlled a thousand techniques, if you are not able night), balance the energy sources in our way (unless otherwise agreed upon...!) to finde out what pleases your parnter. And bodies and celebrate the present moment that’s why body language is an important Freedom Friday of here and now! Physical and spiritual    part of this workshop. Sessions are on Party Super Barrio Brothers pleasure guaranteed. Bring your mat and Fri 22:30 - Sat 06:00  Super Barrio demand, booked at the Touch and Play join us under the shade. Brothers  Adult camp. :-) Play Fight (with clothes) Express yourself on the dance floor at this all Message the playa world with the night party!  Workshop  Sssh!  Sat 08:00 - 09:30 Message Board  Eran  Adult Happy Hippie!  Arts and crafts  Message Board  Through the playful struggle with a self-  Party  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome  Fri All day event  Exaconcept / Colonel chosen opponent, who can accept or 22:30 - Sat 07:00  David et Sam Moutarde reject the challenge, we get in contact with Compose your own message on the now Friday night : a special night, everyone sails ourselves, with our positive and sometimes as he pleases and according to his own famous Message Board with the negatively evaluated sides. To fight common thread and feelings. The Dome is Motherfucking Macramee in a playful and loving manner is honest, a perfect place, it’s a cocoon where you can  Arts and crafts  Fuschtlifaffli - The Last has a liberating effect and is incredibly recharge batteries or give yourself over the   Shank All day event Nadia & Anja fun. Playfighting is self-adventure, and can pleasure thanks to flying sounds. We will put Find us at Fuschtlifaffli anytime, anyday also bring dark characteristics of ourselves TechHouse and PsyTrance to awaken your and see if we feel like showing you some to light. We offer space to have fun here, soul and make unicorns come, hihi. That will macramee. We probably might, possibly but feelings can also be experienced and make Ubertown members run away but will will.. Bring your favorite stone if you want resolved, which have no place in the normal delight Hippies ;) We are very pleased to see and we’ll show you how to bind it.. (Flat and daily routine. How does it feel when I win? you there… round is best)..The rest will be provided. When I am defeated? Playfight is also an expression of sexuality. How do I change my behavior when I choose a person I like as an opponent? Inspired by Reinhardt

35 Saturday from Schwelle center in Vienna. We will & trust your hands to provide healing & Symphony in the tent offer playfighting twice. Saturday morning pleasurable touch to your partner.  Chillout  Chrysalis  Sat 10:30 - 11:30 with clothes, Sunday morning nudity is Morning masturbation practice  Camille  Kids encouraged.  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sat 09:30 - Chilling and getting closer to heaven by Sweet Sweet Pankakes! 10:30  Pietro & Giulia  Adult listening to a piece of classical music (probs.  Food and drink  Ran’Dome - The A morning activity to wake up and energise Beethoven’s 4th symphony) Salon  Sat 08:00 - 10:00  André our body... You get it. Read the description Craft Your Own Nowhere Gift Card Come and taste our delicious sweet from Tuesday.  Arts and crafts  Yes!  Sat 10:30 - 12:00 pancakes while sharing a moment with us! Morning Yoga  Sonja Choose your game and Play!  Spiritual / Healing  Why Not  Sat We will craft some gift cards together. The  Chillout  Ran’Dome - The Laughing 10:00 - 11:00  Chris card could be used to bring some dust as Wood  Sat 08:00 - 22:00  Stephan Start your morning being present in the a gift to someone you want to invite to the Come and check our games library, choose moment and limber up for the day ahead. next Nowhere or a memory card for yourself the one you like and play! This hatha yoga class includes elements of or as a present. We will work with some stamps and paper to prepare a beautiful Mad Hatta Tea Party pranayama and meditation and is for all card.  Performance  Playground  Sat 08:54 levels. Bring a mat or towel to practice on - 09:38  Hatta and some water to drink.. Learn How to Give a Massage “There is a place, like no place on earth. A Nowhere Exploradors - Capoiera  Workshop  Sssh!  Sat 10:30 - 12:00  land full of wonder, mystery, and danger.  Workshop  Ohana House  Sat 10:00 - Sssh! Massage Team Some say, to survive it, you need to be 11:00  Nowhere Exploradors  Kids We offer a daily introductory lesson on how as mad as a hatter. Which, luckily, I am.” Nowhere Exploradors will be learning the to give a massage. Come with a friend, Quality tea time with the hatter - an expert Brazilian martial art capoiera! Well the or partner up with someone else at the on all things tea. Selection of high quality movements and the songs, but we won’t be workshop. You will practice on each other, red, green, black, purple and orange teas, fighting. All Exploradors meet at the Ohana and will both give and receive a massage as cakes, and speeeeeeeches about things that House at 10am. you learn the techniques. Each day’s lesson begin with the letter M. The only question is Nowhere Exploradors is a interactive will be offered by a different member of the whether it’ll be at the right time, in the right educational program for young citizens at Sssh! Massage Team. Come back tomorrow place, or on the right planet. Nowhere to learn about all about Nowhere to learn a different set of tricks! Meditation through workshops and field trips. Think Innovation tour  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Sat 09:00 - Scouts for Nowhere - we even have  Other  Middle of Nowhere  Sat 11:00 10:00  Dr. Sex patches! All Exploradors under 16 must be - 12:30  Scary Join a group of People in Morning accompanied by an adult. No adults unless Nobodies have some great ideas about Mindfullness practices accompanied by an Explorador. how to improve Nowhere - making it greener, easier and generally better. Join Kids Art Tour Covfefe and Classics the Innovation team to take a tour of the  Nowhere  NoInfo  Sat 09:00 - 10:30  Food and drink  Babycham  Sat projects we helped People bring to site  Igua & Eva  Kids 10:00 - 13:00  The Grand Klute this year. Meet at MoN - we will be walking The kids Art Tour will take our little Saturday Coffee and classics and by now you’re barely able to walk. Why walk when across the site in full sun, so remember to Nobodies to some of the most imaginative wear suncream, bring water, and wear a hat. art installations found in Nowhere this year. you can swing from a pole-dancing pole? We will talk to the artists who created the We have one! Anyway, come and have a Deep massage (muscular/knot killers) art pieces and we will be accompanied by decent coffee and say hello to someone  Workshop  Funky Guarriors  Sat 11:00   the funniest art cars and performers. Hope you may end up in a relationship with for - 13:00 TONI INVOLUBLE MAN Adult to see you there! the rest of your life. (To date: 8 months is Sanacion muscular, el derrumbar de los the record) nudos Vinyasa Yoga  Spiritual / Healing  Here & Now  Sat Receive a Massage Pimp your Nails! 09:00 - 10:30  Ola Jas  Spiritual / Healing  Sssh!  Sat 10:00 -  Arts and crafts  Ran’Dome - The Salon    We all know Friday night at Nowhere 20:00 Sssh! Sat 11:00 - 19:00 Anne can get a little... wild! Come integrate, Come say hi at Sssh! and let us release the Don’t you want some shiny, funky, awesome harmonize and explore with Ola Jas as she tension and stress in your beautiful body. nails for your time at Nowhere? Come and channels the inspiration of the week into a Bring a towel or sheet to lay on. pimp your nails with us! flowing expression of body, love and life. Breath Focused Meditation “The Perfume” Movie Sensual Scene Potter’s Corner  Workshop  Playground  Sat 10:30 -  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sat 11:15 -   Workshop  Sssh!  Sat 09:00 - 11:00  11:30 Aoife 12:30  Biza  Adult Lagrit Mimiyola Sit, focus, breath, lose focus, start over. Including all the acting preparation required Clay fun!! Throw a pot or create funny Playground have unwittingly taken a secret for a real film shooting, you will be directed things. In the SoulSpace @ Sssh! agent of Shhh into their barrio come to recreate the epic final love scene of to spread inner peace and self directed the 2006 movie “Perfume: The Story of a Learning to Give Intuitive Partner happiness. Murder”. A play where art, emotion and Massage Discover bare breath meditation in the libido become a masterpiece of sensual     Workshop Sssh! Sat 09:30 - 10:30 tradition of vipassana. There are 25 mins expression. Ale “Honey Anchor” of audio instructions, after which you can Combining Esalen Massage, Reiki energy leave or remain to complete the hour. No work and a dash of tantric yoga, learn experience with meditation necessary. how to tap into your partner’s body in this Vipassana meditators welcome. workshop. Find the center between you

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Self-love masturbation for vagina Mindfulness and the Art of Being thoughts. We will break through writer’s owners Awesome block and create together.  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sat 11:15 -  Workshop  Yes!  Sat 12:00 - 14:00  Didgeri-doo 14:00  Almudena  Adult Dave  Workshop  Super Barrio Brothers  We will talk about bodies, orgasms and A peaceful and playful time to connect with Sat 14:00 - 14:30  Super Barrio Brothers genitalia. We will work with techniques of ourselves and others, exploring meditation, The truth is, everyone wants to play the masturbation and erotic recess. movement, connection, compassion and didgeridoo. Now you can! We will open a dialogue with the own body self-love. Dave is a specialist in mindfulness, Bloody mary seen from the pleasure perspective. bringing all kinds of original and improvised  Food and drink  Arrête Ton cirque !  Liquid Love mindfulness practices together to make a Sat 14:00 - 15:00  Thom fun, dynamic, gentle and joyful workshop.  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sat 11:30 - Dreaming of Bloody mary? Come on right The perfect way to ground, chill and come 13:45  Eyal Shaphyr, OlivierD  Adult now to test our lovely cocktail ! home to yourself on a Saturday afternoon A unique exploration of touch, playfulness, after a long week! Storrytelling: The moment of Clarity connection, and skin on skin contact  Talk / Lecture  Yes!  Sat 14:00 - 15:00 MoopArt Collective through olive oil.  Cole  Arts and crafts  Baby Bloomers  Sat Radical Relationship Dishonesty 12:00 - 14:00  Sabine ...and then all of a sudden I had a flash of  Workshop  Babycham  Sat 11:57 - insight a moment of inspiration. Through Glue our MOOP onto a pink board to create 12:02  Romeo Rightcharmer  Adult the fog of my life I saw clearly and the collective art piece Taking our cue from the traditions of earlier understood what I really wanted, which times, we will discuss a liberating approach SBB Jam Session was....    to intimate relationships in which everyone Chillout Super Barrio Brothers Sat Resfreshments 12:00 - 14:00  Super Barrio Brothers claims to be monogamous, sleeps with  Food and drink  Barrio Espace  Sat whoever they want and then lies about it Get creative with other musicians at this 14:00 - 16:00  Jean Marie relaxed jam session. shamelessly. So much less trouble than the Fruits, refreshing drinks, and bright smiles to alternatives. You probably won’t need your Pain threshold massage help you survive the afternoon. next of kin contact details for this one, but    Workshop Touch & Play Sat 12:30 - Skin painting it doesn’t hurt to play it safe now does it? 14:00  Andrea & Clem  Adult Hammers optional.  Spiritual / Healing  Chrysalis  Sat Tread the thin line between pleasure and 14:00 - 16:00  Elma Playful Tantra pain; learn where your threshold lies; Let your open mind on skin with a brush     explore deeper, richer sensations and let Workshop Sssh! Sat 12:00 - 13:30 and paint. It’s not just drawings on body, Nina and Stefan  Adult yourself go to deeper states of relaxation. it’s a sharing from human to human. Let A walkthrough some techniques and an A sensual encounter of yourself and others the brush get lost in the meanders, curves here and now opportunity to massage other nobodies. on your body, like a meditation. The final Flying thoughts - Mobile Sculptures Sexy sex dance dancing sexy painting will depend on the moment and  Arts and crafts  Middle of Nowhere   Workshop  Touch & Play  Sat 12:45 - on your body but it will more abstract than Sat 12:00 - 14:00  Vale & Nokao 14:00  Florent  Adult figurative. Come with us to build Mobiles - symbolic If 0 is “dancing alone” and 5 is “having sex Viens une fois parler le belge ! moving objects to hang, that are related on the dance floor”, then in this workshop  Talk / Lecture  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome  to our inconscious. Let’s fly our thoughts we ll learn how to go from 0 to 4. (workshop Sat 14:00 - 16:00  Claude et Barbie is open to couples or singles of any gender) together, and transform them into phisical Viens approfondir ta connaissance du parler objects, with the use of recycled material Happy Spine belge, ses expressions, ses accents, ses through our creativity.  Workshop  Funky Guarriors  Sat patois, des chansons, etc et deviens un vrai It is recommended to bring paper tubes, 13:00 - 13:45  HÉCTOR  Adult stoeffer ! cardboard boxes, colors, ribbons, Natural We will discover the movements of our Women & Men’s Circle: Sexuality & elements such as wooden sticks, leaves, spine and body through the story of the Social Taboos feathers, stones, natural materials. human evolution. Fun exercises and good  Workshop  Here & Now  Sat 14:00 - music. Flying thoughts - Mobile Sculptures 16:00  Giulia Burchielli  Arts and crafts  Middle of Nowhere  Creative Writing Workshop Come and share your opinion or experience Sat 12:00 - 14:00  Vale & Nokao  Workshop  Sssh!  Sat 13:30 - 15:00  on how social taboos and stereotypes have Come with us to build Mobiles! Torrey affected sexuality. We will try to help each Symbolic moving objects to hang, that are Create something new! I will offer a series of other free ourselves from the shackles related to our inconscious. writing prompts, which will spark creativity of shame and guilt given to us by others Let’s fly our thoughts together, and and interesting responses. All prompts are and that may affect us consciously or transform them into phisical objects, designed to be accessible to anyone! No unconsciously. Let’s share love and wisdom with the use of recycled material through experience necessary. Pens and notebooks and get closer to total freedom together. provided. After taking some time to respond our creativity. Life drawing to each writing prompt, we will have time It is recommended to bring paper tubes,  Arts and crafts  Never Never Learn  to share what we created (but only if you cardboard boxes, colors, ribbons, natural Sat 14:01 - 15:29  Lucy want). The prompts will vary and each day elements such as wooden sticks, leaves, Create some art, or volunteer to be a model feathers, stones, natural materials. will be a different workshop. Ever wanted to learn how to write a haiku, limerick, while teacher Lucy takes us through the persona, or acrostic poem? Write something basics of arting and how to art properly. sexy, funny, soulful, or sad. Express your Materials provided. inner child, your inner demon, your inner

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Tuvan Throat Singing Cuddle Puddle Esperanto  Workshop  Super Barrio Brothers   Chillout  Playground  Sat 15:30 -  Other  Barrio Espace  Sat 16:00 - Sat 14:30 - 15:00  Luan 17:00  Aoife 18:00  Paul Make gargling noises and learn to sing with Do you sleep better with a hug? Would you For the goddess of symbiosis, nothing throat flaps you never knew you had! like a social way to have a siesta? Look no matters more than people being able to AcroYoga further. share regardless of language and origin.  Workshop  Garden of Joy  Sat 15:00 - Playground would like you to join the Come discover Esperanto, a language that 16:00  Uli Scheib Cuddle Puddle, where we rest in each others was designed by a single mind for this sole purpose. As esperantists, we’d like to share Let’s base, connect and fly together. arms, moving when we feel like it. The AcroYoga combines acrobatics, fun, cuddle Puddle is non sexual space allowing our own experience of communication relaxation,and yoga, allowing you to closeness with the innocence of children. between people of different native explore balance, trust, union and body Living Naked - A discussion about languages, and invite you to come share yours! communication. This is a jam for more the social aspect of nudity advanced people, who want to play in a  Talk / Lecture  Yes!  Sat 16:00 - 17:00 Origami for Beginners fruitful environment.  Nagu Whiteout  Workshop  That’s No Moon!  Sat 16:00 - 18:00  Dario Please bring your own mats/sleeping Clothes protect us against environmental pads(flat)//carpet/towel and s.th. to drink hazards like heat and cold. To a certain Join us for some dusty origami! and meet us under the shade. extent this is both true and a lie. Take a Sssh! Mudbath Extravaganza !!! Carla Live journey with me where we explore the  Party  Sssh!  Sat 16:00 - 19:00  Sssh!  Performance  Super Barrio Brothers  knife edge between the truth and the lie of Come play in the mud! We will dig a giant Sat 15:00 - 16:00  Super Barrio Brothers clothes. mudbath, and we invite you to come and A low key improvised hardware sequencer Why do many people feel uncomfortable or get muddy with us. Cover your body in set, fuelled by randomness. Exploring the even freak out when they see genitals? mud, splash and play, then let it flake off in balance between comforting repetition and Why do animals have the right to be naked the sun. Your skin will be so smooth! Then unexpected variations. and humans don`t? jump in and get muddy again! Who will be Life Drawing and Painting Could everyday life work, if people were free the muddiest of them all?  Arts and crafts  Yes!  Sat 15:00 - 16:00 to be nude? HERE & NOW HEALING SPACE  Marie, Elsa Would you try to look healthy and maybe  Spiritual / Healing  Here & Now  Sat we’ll take turn being the painter or the get into a better shape? 16:00 - 20:00  Here & Now model. Watercolor, pastel, charcoal, If there is nothing to hide, how would the Every day 4-8pm the Here & Now Dome pencils, options are endless to express your view on sexuality change? will be a dedicated healing space, open to creativity during this naive artistic sesh How does it feel showing our genitals like anyone to give/receive massage, healing Shisha bar @ Planet Pulpo we show our hands, face or other body sessions, or simply to come and enjoy a  Chillout  Planet Pulpo  Sat 15:00 - parts without shame? deeply restful, meditative and ceremonial 16:00  Conte Zero  Adult Bare as you dare and sit down with us space within the festival. Hookah, Shisha, Narghilè, waterpipe, the talking about being humans designed by Saturgay – The Faffing Horses Pride names are different but if you want to enjoy nature. Party a little bit of very cloudy smoke the place Psychedelic Chillout Sessions - Live  Party  Fuschtlifaffli - The Last Shank  to come is only the Shisha bar @ Planet Love Create Sat 16:00 - 20:00  Somewhere Pulpo. Come and relax with our apple or  Chillout  Garden of Joy  Sat 16:00 - The Faffing Horses invite everybody to watermelon flavored tobacco. If you want 17:00  Garden of Joy / Gagarin join us in celebrating diversity and love. to try an extra kick of nicotine ask for our come to discover Psychedelic Chillout music Everyone is welcome! LGBTQIA+ and allies special mint addiction (liquid nicotine mint and trip with us at our daily sessions, come get in your party dresses, bring some cold flavored). Feel free to carry your tobacco or drinks (or enjoy whatever will be served) to dance or float in the air :) whatever you want to put inside to smoke. we do this daily wednesday to saturday from and let the fun begin. Drink water! ;-) If you do not like to smoke this can be a 4pm till 5-6pm :) Please join us at around 4pm at Fuschtlifaffli good opportunity to start a nice unhealty - the last Shank, habit (shisha smoke is softer on your throat Discover Lucid Dreaming but be aware that this is going to be a than cigarettes). You can share your stories  Talk / Lecture  Yes!  Sat 16:00 - 18:00 moving event. with us, speak about Shisha culture or  Xavier simply smoke quiet in a real turkish way. A talk for anyone wishing to discover the Partytunes provided by Uniforms & Unicorns (Disco-Trash-Pop) and Roberto0815 powerful benefits of becoming conscious Craft Your Own Nowhere Gift Card (Catwalk-House)  Arts and crafts  Sssh!  Sat 15:00 - while dreaming. The inclusive lecture 16:30  Sonja provides tips and techniques as well as discussions around fear and happiness. We will craft some gift cards together. The card could be used to bring some dust as Dodge Ball! a gift to someone you want to invite to the  Workshop  Ran’Dome - The Laughing next Nowhere or a memory card for yourself Wood  Sat 16:00 - 18:00  Chassaigne or as a present. We will work with some Who never played Dodge Ball?! Well, it’s stamps and paper to prepare a beautiful your chance to discover this fun sport or card. being nostalgic of your childhood by playing Ice Play it all together!  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sat 15:30 - 16:30  Brian  Adult Sensation play with cold

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Burning Bridges relaxed natural state is pure orgasmic with the Brazilian fight dance, as there are  Workshop  Übertown  Sat 16:20 - blissfulness. worlds clashing here which conventional 17:30  Eyal Arrive 20 minutes before the session to form sense of beauty is accustomed to neatly A space for burnt-out burners to bitch working pairs. Come showered, preferably separate. Capoeira combines such about burning. Every day will be ‘hosted’ with nails cut and polished if you’ll be conflictive components as fight and by a different drink to go along with the massaging a yoni. You may come with or dance, violence and aesthetics, game and particular method of bitching for that day - without a partner. Bring a sarong or a towel. deadly seriousness, ritual and spontaneity, a bitchothology, if you will. Shots provided, Titillation choreographic rigour and movement improvisation, magic and sense of reality, but only to worthy bitching. Moaners may  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sat 16:30 get barred. Sober people are naturally also - 18:45  Wizzard, Doris, Panda, Olivier body training and life philosophy.“ welcome to bitch as they please.  Adult (Quote by Piero Onori; translation: Christoph Rasch) Salento Soundsssh!! Games of the five senses to explore our  Workshop  Sssh!  Sat 16:30 - 17:30  bodies, pleasure reflexes and soft spots. Skate the Trampoline Tamara Body conscious, mindfulness and all  Workshop  Playground  Sat 17:00 - 19:00  frenkie Class of traditional South Italian dance that shit called Pizzica (Salento is a southern Italian  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sat 16:45 - If you like trampolines and you like region), get a taste of the music and feeling 18:15  Sergio & Pedro skateboarding, why not combine them? of dancing and sharing the moment. Come join us for an afternoon acrobatic Just have fun with us trying to achieve session of wheelless skateboards on our Happy Hour consciousness of your body or trying to get famous Playground trampolines. Best  Food and drink  Baby Bloomers  Sat your mind to the seventh chakra in the most pictures evah! 16:30 - 18:00  Paula and Don  Adult crazy meditation on the playa. No previous There will be refreshing fizz and yes.... we experience required, just be open minded TEDx Wonderever will play Tom Jones. Various 70’s/60’s/80’s and willing to have laugh.  Talk / Lecture  Wonderever  Sat 17:00 - 19:00  Sophie and Hannah music. Come dance, chill, chat and wave Soundscape cocoon hankerchiefs while we sing Myyyy Myyyy  Chillout  Chrysalis  Sat 17:00 - 18:00 The TEDx concept arrives at Nowhere! Myyyyy Delilah!  Phil / Matt B  Kids With different talks (all speakers welcome!) Wonderever will make you wonder and you Photo Shoot During Sssh! Mudbath Come and pupate in our musical chrysalis will never be the same again! List of topics (By Request ONLY) and refresh yourself by sipping on our cool will be displayed @Wonderever  Other  Sssh!  Sat 16:30 - 18:00  cordials. We will play a selection of ambient, Sonja dub, minimal, drone, and downtempo tunes. Why Not Bloody Mary Club Upon request… you could get a photo Bring your own drinking vessel.  Food and drink  Why Not  Sat 17:00 - 19:00  Clare  Adult during the Sssh! Mudbath. Your picture will Party Cadaver Shibari be taken (with your consent), and a photo  Chillout  Garden of Joy  Sat 17:00 - Join the Prancing Pony at our gourmet will be printed out directly on site. That’s 18:30  Judy in the Sky  Adult Bloody Mary bar at sunset. Bring a cup. Vodka and any *BMC secret-ingredients* right – we have a dust-friendly printer! You You feel hungover or lazy, not quite ready such as outlandish chilli sauces or special can walk nearby and pose with nature if to move, but still want to play or be part of homemade pickles you may have hidden you’d like. We have capacity to print about a workshop? But does even passive sounds in your adventure pockets to add to the 100 photos. If you want to be part of the a tad too active? ;) We turn your lazy dead collection are welcome. photo shoot, fill in your name on the signup party cadaver into rope art by connecting list near the mudbath. We will only take you with the other party victims or offering Blues Dancing photos and print photos for those who individual rope bondage sessions where  Workshop  Sssh!  Sat 17:30 - 18:30  request photos on the signup list. The list you can just relax! Whether this will lead to Martin Hare will also be used to send you your picture one big shibari web, or some mess involving Come and discover Blues dancing - a via e-mail if you prefer a digital copy. Also pillows, ropes, legs, and arms, or whatever lovely, relaxed style of dance, popular due - for the people that remember the photo may lie around... we don’t know, but if you to its simplicity, the potential for creativity shoot from last year during the mudbath lie around, you’re likely to get caught! :) No and individual expression, and the amount 2016 at Sssh! who are still missing their previous skills needed. Come as you are of back-and-forth that occurs between awesome pictures, please come along and bring ropes if you have. (And if you want to partners, not to mention the amazing we can find your picture from last year and help tying, you are very welcome!) and versatile music. This event is open to print it out for you. Capoeira Workshop everyone regardless of whether you’ve ever Pleasure of Pain - Personal,  Workshop  Fuschtlifaffli - The Last taken part in any partner dancing before. Physiological and Practical Shank  Sat 17:00 - 19:00  chris If you have experience with lead/follow partner dancing, come out and teach us Perspectives Come and learn to use your body to play, your tricks too!  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sat 16:30 - communicate, interact and to express 18:15  Franziska & Martin  Adult yourself - Capoeira can be both, flirtatious Auditory Hallucinations & Ubertown A Sadist and a Masochist get together to game or serious fight and everything in Personality Reconditioning tell you about what they like about pain, between. Workshop” with some science and opportunities to Acrobatics, music, (afrobrazilian) history  Performance  Übertown  Sat 17:30 - experiment. and culture, acting, deception, slyness are 19:00  Chemical Adam  Adult Tantric Massage all part of this athletic ritual and physical Come and let Chemical Adam transport  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sat 16:30 - communication arts form. you to a bizarre new sonic environment 18:15  Biza  Adult --- in the Übertown dome. In small groups, Tantra is not about sex. Tantra is about life. „Occidental thinking struggles to classify we’ll have a technologically-assisted shared Tantric massage can be described as the Capoeira, to comprehend it logically, and auditory hallucination, and with our brains art of being touched by life. Our deepest European perception, too, has difficulties in a soft and malleable hallucinatory state,

39 Saturday pledge our allegiance to the power of The what afterwards? An open discussion on Poi Workshop “Democratic” Republic Of Übertown. threesome experiences.  Workshop  Baby Bloomers  Sat 19:00 Laughter yoga for beginners Bungee sock wrestling - 21:00  Chita  Workshop  Arrête Ton cirque !  Sat  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sat 18:45 - Poi is a beautiful movement art driven by a 18:00 - 19:00  Marilyne 20:15  Martin Shaw, Shauna pair of weighted balls tethered to the hands. Laughter yoga is done in groups, with eye The fighters are in climbing harnesses This workshop will teach the foundations of contact, jokes, chanting, clapping and body attatched to bungee cords. The fight poi’s unique method of combining together movements to help break down inhibitions consists in taking your opponent’s sock off art and geometry to create patterns in and encourage a sense of playfulness. whilst not loosing yours. mid-air. A series of ‘laughter exercises’ will then Body As An Instrument, a conscious Punch is not dead ! rapidly turn forced laughter into real and way towards presence and play  Food and drink  Arrête Ton cirque !  contagious laughter.   Workshop  Touch & Play  Sat 18:45 - Sat 19:00 - 21:00 Malik & Virginie Come and try this natural way to release lots 20:30  Sarka  Adult On evening, our chef Malik will prepare a of endorphins with us :) Body domination and various ways of high big pot of fresh punch and our lovely french Penis Appreciation Hour intensity impact processing. This workshop girls will prepare some sweet and savoury  Performance  Babycham  Sat 18:00 - is open to all genders, sexual preferences snacks. Come to talk, share and warm up 19:00  Il Grande Kluté  Adult and skill levels and equally suitable for those with us :) You show us your penis, we appreciate it! All participating alone or with a partner. The Gasoline Bar penises appreciated equally. Ladies you can Sex Olympics  Performance  Nowhere / Everywhere   make your own penis or have a “vadge for  Performance  Yes!  Sat 19:00 - 20:00 Sat 19:30 - Sun 01:30 Mr. Gasoline a badge”. You get a badge. And a round of  Dr. Sex & Sheval Sovag  Adult Have you been dancing all night? Are you applause. And someone may well try to cop Sex Olympics like you’ve never seen it craving for stamina? Don’t worry! off with you - most likely Paul. before - Speedboner competition, The Mr. Gasoline drove all the way from ToyBoy Workshop by Real Cougars strongest pussy on the playa, spank-a-thon, Amsterdam to give you his fuel injection.  Workshop  Palomas Naranjas  Sat acrobatic dry humping, oral undressing, His Gasolnine-Bar-Dancing-Karaoke- 18:00 - 19:00  Wijffie & Wijffie  Adult thrust-a-thon - A Bundle of Sexy with a Slotmachinemotorcycle will provide you with Every day between 18:00 - 19:00 it’s Happy tablespoon of Laughs! an eco-guayusa-shot energy boost, filthy Hour! Live Drawing with (Nude?) Models tunes and a lapdance for the happy few! Come and join us for the Happy Hour  Workshop  Sssh!  Sat 19:00 - 20:30 Pedro Gutierrez ToyBoy Workshop and get TWO Cougars  Marty  Performance  Super Barrio Brothers  for one! Don’t be late and miss out, as our Drawing/sketching/painting together. We Sat 19:30 - 20:00  Super Barrio Brothers wild cougars might already be consentfully can create a sort of art academy with living An acoustic indie-folk style guitar occupied with another toyboy models (nude?). I can’t teach you how to performance. Creative group meditation draw but I can accompany and we’ll have Benjamin Yellowitz  Spiritual / Healing  Barrio Espace  fun. It’s not necessary to know how to draw.  Performance  Super Barrio Brothers  Sat 18:00 - 20:00  Mickaël Everyone do as he can/wants. Just test it. Sat 20:00 - 21:00  Super Barrio Brothers Need to regain energy? To reconnect It’s Nowhere. A solo performance by a songwriter softly with yourself and others? Let’s create Pose as (Nude?) Model for Live combining strong bluesy vocals and heavy something together! Mickaël will be playing Drawing grooves played using a percussive guitar a set of ambient music, while we draw  Performance  Sssh!  Sat 19:00 - 20:30 style. together on a gigantic paper roll, letting  Marty our lines evolve with our moods. You can Tantric Ritual – Part 2 Who wants to be a model for us? Several    also come just to meditate or to discover Spiritual / Healing Sssh! Sat 20:30 - is better. Nude or not, boy, girl... You 23:30  Melissa Pabón  Adult some tracks. need to stay on the same position around Beautiful and gentle space for beginners Surprise workshop 20 minutes. You can choose the most to delve into the realms of conscious touch  Other  Donut  Sat 18:01 - 19:15  comfortable position for yourself. and intimacy. Workshop offered in two Surprise  Adult The Striptease Experiment halves on different days. The first day is 2 Tired of reading the zillions of workshops  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sat 19:00 hours for a talk and demonstration of the offered? You feel infoxicated and unable - 20:30  Klazien, Wouter, Navid, Pepijn technique, and the second day 3 hours for to take an optimal decision? This may be  Adult people to be able to give and receive the something for you. Gamble your time and Learn how to do a sexy striptease. Expect massage. try this workshop to be surprised. a special surprise in the end that’ll tickle all Garden Funktioning Eye Gazing your senses, oh my!  Party  Garden of Joy  Sat 21:00 - Sun  Spiritual / Healing  Sssh!  Sat 18:30 - Pastis Petanque 06:00  Megasame 19:00  Katia  Chillout  Barrio Espace  Sat 19:00 - Come and dance to the best sound system Unique, simple and powerful connecting 21:00  Thomas on the Playa! experience of uninterrupted 3 minute eye Firren, goddess of celebration, invites you to Our resident DJs will rock you with a wide contact with strangers (or friends) celebrate the sunshine à la française. Come range of electronic music. Into the Threesome play pétanque, mölkky, and palet breton Party Animal Party  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sat 18:30 - while drinking the ultimate potion of eternal  Party  Super Barrio Brothers  20:00  OlivierD  Adult youth : Ricard. Sat 21:00 - Sun 06:00  Super Barrio What makes a threesome? How to get Brothers  Adult into one? Is there an etiquette? And

40 Sunday

Celebrate the last night at Nowhere by forth, let’s combine our dances and fuse our Intimate coaching for couples releasing your inner animal. Dress up and energies to push back the sunrise to another  Workshop  Touch & Play  All day get your face (or body) painted! tomorrow. event  Marc Tschudin “Trench”  Adult Übertown Party Night Why Not Cinema: Spaced out Learn new ways and techniques to pleasing  Party  Übertown  Sat 21:00 - Sun  Chillout  Why Not  Sat 22:00 - 23:55 your parnter. It dose not matter if you know 08:00  Josh & Justin  Aqua  Adult a thousand techniques, if you are not able Come gather round Ubertown Big Ass Visual treats for your minds eye.. Films we to finde out what pleases your parnter. And Mother Of Dragons Fire Baby Flame Puffing love to watch in all sorts of states. that’s why body language is an important part of this workshop. Sessions are on Machine Coz You Know Progress Means Tantric Sex Experience demand, booked at the Touch and Play Everything to El Presidente and We Live To  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sat 22:15 - camp. :-) Serve Him, and shake whatever you’ve got. Sun 00:45  Biza & Monique  Adult Now, we are become Bass, the destroyer Tantra is not about sex and tantric sex is not Message the playa world with the of worlds. about any given technique. Tantra is about Message Board Goth /darker alternative 80s life, love, truth, authenticity and presence.  Arts and crafts  Message Board   Party  Costume Camp  Sat 21:00 - The practice of love making through the All day event  Exaconcept / Colonel 22:30  condor heart, with a kinky twist. Moutarde Closet goths or anyone who grew up Come showered and sober. Bring a sarong Compose your own message on the now weeping to the Cure are invited to an 80s or a towel. famous Message Board gothfest. Eyeliner essential! Nowhere Night Art Tour Motherfucking Macramee Short Film Projection  Performance  NoInfo  Sat 22:30 -  Spiritual / Healing  Fuschtlifaffli - The  Other  Barrio Espace  Sat 21:00 - Sun 00:00  The Kharski Last Shank  All day event  Nadia & Anja 23:00  Rémy Join us at NoInfo Saturday night before The goddess of creativity invites you to this going to party. We will show you some of Find us at Fuschtlifaffli anytime, anyday projection of wacky short films, which shall the art installations of Nowhere, focused and see if we feel like showing you some not leave you unscathed. Stimulate your on our LED artists, whom you’ll be able to macramee. We probably might, possibly imagination by watching these eerie works meet! You will be accompanied in LED and will.. Bring your favorite stone if you want in the shade. love by dancers... let your night adventure and we’ll show you how to bind it.. (Flat and round is best)..The rest will be provided. Consent workshop and facilitated begin! play party (version 2!) Deep in Dôme! Shadow Wall     Party  Barrio Queerdo  Sat 21:00 -  Party  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome  Sat Arts and crafts Shadow Wall All day  23:59  Dean  Adult 22:30 - Sun 06:30  David et Sam event Colonel Moutarde EVERYONE can improve their negotiation A quiet night to put an end to this magical The Shadow Wall runs from dusk to dawn. skills around touch, and this workshop helps week with you? Nothing could be less During the day, you won’t be able to see you do this in an intuitive, embodied and certain ! Well, what do you think?! It feels anything ! Come to be flashed in silly non-pressured way. We start with various like some surprises are coming! In any case, postures ! games to practice negotiation around know that our common threads will be chill MoN giving and receiving (non-sexual) touch, House and Techno. And Then? Let’s see…  Chillout  Middle of Nowhere  Sun with opportunities throughout to discuss Delicious Gang Bang 00:00 - 03:00  MoN and reflect on the experience. After a while,  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sat 23:00 - Chill music will be played @MoN night time. participants are invited (but not required!) to Sun 02:30  Martin & T&P Crew  Adult MoN will be lighted to host you for a chat, explore more sexual touch, and facilitation Have you ever wanted to be a sex god/ to relax or just have a rest during your playa is gradually reduced, resulting in a free goddess? Have you ever wanted all the walks in the dark. flowing play party within a held space. You attention for yourself? Have you ever Animalesque Sex Positive Party are welcome to attend on your own or dreamed of an endless supply of your  Party  Touch & Play  Sun 00:45 - with (potential) play partners. Everyone is favourite sexual stimulation? We will set 02:30  Tigrotto, Anna & Panda  Adult welcome and no-one will ever be required up and hold an intimate yet open and A playful approach to sexuality, physical to touch anyone (sexually or otherwise). safe space where you can specify your contact and cuddling; a safe place, where Symbiosis experience boundaries and the offerings you wish to you can get in contact with your desires and  Spiritual / Healing  Symbiosis  Sat receive as a sex god/goddess. feel your boundaries. We will dance and 21:30 - Sun 00:00  KiRa play games inspired by practices of Tantra, Symbiosis will offer breathing light sessions BDSM and Cuddle Parties, with focus on at the onset of sunset until midnight respecting personal space and consent. every day. Start your night with conscious Sunday Come play with sex, talk about it and meet breathing, developed presence, harmony, animals who are in the path of freeing and connection with yourself and others. (Domestic) slavery themselves and their surroundings! Barrios Espace x Ran’Dome Ultimate  Workshop  Touch & Play  All day event  Touch&Play  Adult Faffing Horses’ Sunday Gate Party Rave  Party  Gate  Sun 06:00 - 15:00   Party  Barrio Espace  Sat 22:00 - Sun Do you dare to bring out your inner Faffing Horses 07:00  Nicolas Brk  Adult servant? We will keep the tradition alive and bring So here it is, Nowhere comes to an end. Postrate yourself and be useful!!! (pre- the hay cart to the gate. Join us for one last Why party in one barrio when you can do negotiation available) dance before you leave or to wave goodbye it in two at the same time ? Barrio Espace to your old and new friends. And to say unites with Ran’dome for a crazy last night thanks to the wonderful Grumpy Katz gate under the protection of Synei, the mighty crew. From around dawn till the energy is goddess of symbiosis. In this back and gone.

41 Sunday

Sunrise yoga (clothing optional) Heart Yoga Pimp your Nails!  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Sun 06:30 -  Spiritual / Healing  Barrio Espace   Arts and crafts  Ran’Dome - The Salon 07:30  Josephine Sun 09:30 - 11:00  Sophie  Sun 11:00 - 19:00  Anne Center yourself in yourself with a one-hour In honor of the goddess Synei, come Don’t you want some shiny, funky, awesome flow. Start the day with a smile. NOTE: enjoy this gentle and pleasurable Yoga to nails for your time at Nowhere? Come and I might still be high on that day due to reconnect with yourself, your inner world pimp your nails with us! Nowhere weekend madness, the practice and your heart. Bring presence to the life Liquid Love might not happen, or happen in a very that is moving through you and realign  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sun 11:15 - unusual way, that being said, you are yourself with your greatness. 13:00  Eyal Shaphyr, tigrotto  Adult welcome to come and say Yes! to whatever Coffee and Classics: Atonement A unique exploration of touch, playfulness, is ;-) special connection, and skin on skin contact Naked Play Fight  Food and drink  Babycham  Sun through olive oil.  Workshop  Sssh!  Sun 08:00 - 09:30 10:00 - 13:00  The ever-illustrious but Intimacy and Contact Improvisation  Eran  Adult somewhat broken-by-now Klute. (Not so  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sun 11:15 - Grand). Through the playful struggle with a self- 13:15  Jonno  Adult chosen opponent, who can accept or Coffee and Classics ATONEMENT special! Exploring contact improvisation through reject the challenge, we get in contact with Beautiful coffee served to the strains of dull intimate touch ourselves, with our positive and sometimes religious music. Repent at your leisure! If Bum readings with the negatively evaluated sides. To fight you have had a disastrous relationship with in a playful and loving manner is honest, someone else at the festival, come and tell  Workshop  Babycham  Sun 11:57 - 12:02  Madame Zelda  Adult has a liberating effect and is incredibly us all about it, and we’ll tell everybody! fun. Playfighting is self-adventure, and can Gregorian chant segueing into County and Your bottom is not just for sitting on, but also bring dark characteristics of ourselves Blues courtesy of Jax on the Dex. also the seat of your soul, your destiny! One touch from international derriere expert to light. We offer space to have fun here, Receive a Massage Madame Zelda and your future will be but feelings can also be experienced and  Spiritual / Healing  Sssh!  Sun 10:00 - revealed; and indeed your recent past. Learn resolved, which have no place in the normal 20:00  Sssh! Massage Team how to read other people’s bottoms and not daily routine. How does it feel when I win? Come say hi at Sssh! and let us release the When I am defeated? Playfight is also an get arrested. Discover how to use your arse tension and stress in your beautiful body. to change the future. No hammers will be expression of sexuality. How do I change Bring a towel or sheet to lay on. my behavior when I choose a person I like required but you might want to bring some as an opponent? Inspired by Reinhardt Sensual kissing workshop hand sanitiser. Next of kin contact details from Schwelle center in Vienna. We will  Workshop  Garden of Joy  Sun 10:00 are optional. - 22:00  Ruth Coppens  Adult offer playfighting twice. Saturday morning Fusion Dance with clothes, Sunday morning nudity is The mythical workshop is back for your lips  Workshop  Funky Guarriors  Sun encouraged. only. Do not miss it ! 12:00 - 13:00  Héctor  Adult Choose your game and Play! Public : innocent and consenting adults El Fusión dance es un baile de pareja que  Chillout  Ran’Dome - The Laughing Learn How to Give a Massage surge de bailarines de blues con influencias Wood  Sun 08:00 - 22:00  Stephan  Workshop  Sssh!  Sun 10:30 - 12:00  del contact improv y del contemporáneo. Come and check our games library, choose Sssh! Massage Team Aprenderemos a comunicar la musica a the one you like and play! We offer a daily introductory lesson on how través del cuerpo sin roles de leader o follower, sin genero de hombre o mujer. Morning Meditation to give a massage. Come with a friend, Baile libre y Comunicación  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Sun 09:00 - or partner up with someone else at the 10:00  Co-Creation workshop. You will practice on each other, The Fussion dance is a couple dance that and will both give and receive a massage as Join a group of People in a mindfulness comes from blues dancers with influences you learn the techniques. Each day’s lesson from improv and contemporary contact. building Meditation will be offered by a different member of the We will learn to communicate the music Intentional Intimacy (come alone) Sssh! Massage Team. Come back tomorrow through the body without leader or follower  Workshop  Sssh!  Sun 09:30 - 10:30 to learn a different set of tricks! roles, without gender of man or woman.  Ashley  Adult Free rant Free Dance and Communication A facilitated space for exploring techniques  Spiritual / Healing  Barrio Espace  Intense listening session with for developing intimacy through shared Sun 11:00 - 12:30  Jim vulnerability. This space is consent-focused. Mogwai Tired of that hippie feel good bullshit?    The workshop will be held twice. On Workshop Wonderever Sun 12:00 - Tired of the desert, the sand and the heat 13:00  Hannah Wednesday, please bring a partner. It could that wakes you up at 11AM to attend dumb be a complete stranger, someone you just Mogwai’s ‘Happy songs for happy people’ workshops where everybody acts like they’re met, a friend, a lover, anyone you want to will make you wander on waves while lying discovering the damn truth by licking each get closer to. On Sunday, come back by in a hammock or on a mattress. A musical other’s ears and wtf chakras? The goddess yourself, and we will match you up to try it meditation. Come on time! of creativity invites you to her safe space again with someone you’ve never met. Borderland Impro Choir for those who feel things have all become Morning masturbation practice  Workshop  Sssh!  Sun 12:00 - 13:30 too much - come rant with us and create an  Silence  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sun 09:30 - amazing shared moment of anger that will We meet to play with each other, using 10:30  Pietro & Giulia  Adult free your mind from all that shit. A morning activity to wake up and energise simple games to explore singing and to free our body... You get it. Read the description our voices. “Improvisation is about keeping from Tuesday. your individuality while adjusting to the whole.”

42 Sunday

The sex positive playbook Ice Play Sex Photography (couples and  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sun 12:15 -  Workshop  Touch & Play  Sun 15:30 - moresomes) 13:45  Alex-Aliosha & Olivier D  Adult 17:00  Brian  Adult  Workshop  Yes!  Sun 19:00 - 21:00  Sharing meeting for people organizing Sensation play with cold Pablo and Olivia  Adult sex positive workshops, events and Eye Gazing Ever had the fantasy of taking great sex communities, or wanting to start one.  Spiritual / Healing  Sssh!  Sun 16:00 - pictures? Come with your partner(s) How do you set up a workshop? How do 16:30  Katia and have a 3rd person photograph you you organize an orgy? How do you help Unique, simple and powerful connecting safely with your own device, agreeing on a community grow? Let’s share tips, tricks, experience of uninterrupted 3 minute eye boundaries before. Get your memories in experiences, sharing, support each other, contact with strangers (or friends) hi-res ;) and bitch together. Also, let’s try to create a CCC Farewell Party network of communities in Europe, to learn Practicing Solar Love  Party  Costume Camp  Sun 20:00 - from each other, and visit each other.  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Sun 16:00 - 17:00  Mr. Puzzle 23:30  Xopher Tao Tantra Talks Can our spiritual beliefs support open love With DJ Vivian Vixen and friends  Workshop  Sssh!  Sun 13:30 - 15:00  and natural honesty? We will talk about non Rachel  Adult Erotic Massage Workshop possessif love based on self-experience and  Workshop  Sssh!  Sun 20:30 - 22:00 A fun & informative conversation about Tao the teachings of the Budha and the soufi  Eran  Adult Tantra, Sacred Sexuality and the Jade Egg. poet Rumi. Touch is an inseparable part of massages. It’s Facilitated, informal Q&A with community also an (almost) inseparable part of sexual contributions welcome for exponential Handstand Workshop arousal and satisfaction. What happens learning and sharing together!  Workshop  Sssh!  Sun 16:30 - 18:00  Frauke when you combine the two? We’ll find out Discussion/debate: is an alternative See Nowhere from a different perspective. all about it in the erotic massage workshop. lifestyle based on the Nowhere/ After a warm up, we’ll play with balance, Well, not all, but you can play at home too. Burning Man principles possible in work on body alignment, and turn up- NoWhere Potluck ‘real life’? side down. Beginners and all other levels  Food and drink  Middle of Nowhere  Talk / Lecture  Ran’Dome - Ze Dome  welcome :)  Sun 21:00 - Mon 00:00  People of Sun 14:00 - 15:00  Audrey Foot & Fuck NoWhere Is an alternative lifestyle, based on the  Workshop  Wonderever  Sun 17:00 - To renew with an old Nowhere tradition, Nowhere/BM principles possible “outside”? 18:30  Hannah  Adult lets do an amazing potluck all together. The If yes, how? Is the creation of a community Have your 10-15 minutes moment where idea is to share our last dinner at Middle of (community village or house, or something you wonder about sexuality (through stories Nowhere and to spend our last moments at else!?) focused on the respect for human or questions) while receiving a gentle foot Home all together Bring all your remaining beings and nature realistic in today’s massage. A one-on-one that makes you food, drinks, hugs and smiles ! Details : world? In which circumstances? Far from wonder! - At sunset at MoN envisioning life in a ‘perpetual Nowhere’, Make-your-own Kinky Leatherwear - Only food already cooked and/or ready this little workshop would like to propose a to eat (No cooking allowed at Middle of space for discussion and exchange of ideas  Arts and crafts  Why Not  Sun 17:00 - 19:00  Xavier  Adult Nowhere) to people who already thought about living Create your own kinky leather item for you - Bring your own cup, plat and cutlery their daily lives differently (or who already - Leave no Trace after : bring your trash did it!). No particular preparation for this (or your sub). Impress your friends and bag ! workshop, just a possibility to discuss and make your very own beautiful handmade dream together about another lifestyle... collar or cuffs. No experience necessary, Garden Funktioning materials / hardware provided. Restricted    Laughter Yoga Party Garden of Joy Sun 21:00 - numbers so book your place at Why Not. Mon 06:00  Megasame  Spiritual / Healing  Sssh!  Sun 15:00 - 16:00  Ruth Pushing Hands Workshop Come and dance to the best sound system on the Playa! Laughter is nature’s medicine. It spreads joy  Workshop  Sssh!  Sun 18:00 - 19:30  Andrew and healing through your body and soul. Our resident DJs will rock you with a wide We will gather and work through a series We will explore a slow and flowing martial range of electronic music. of exercises that will open up your inner arts exercise to explore the energies 5 Senses Tantra laughter, until we are erupting with laughter flowing between two bodies and soul while  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Sun 21:30 - and joyful together. constantly reconnecting to our own center. 23:00  Josephine Poetry Jam + Storytelling w/ Spoken Spanish Grandmother Hen Party Come experience sensuality, giving and Word Open Mic  Other  Babycham  Sun 19:00 - 20:00 receiving. Open to beginners, no sexuality  Maria  Performance  Middle of Nowhere  (yet). Come with a friend, a partner or find Sun 15:00 - 17:00  Torrey Yes it’s true. Back by popular demand is one there. Be ready to be touched (within Spanish Grandmother hour, where you get your boundaries) - come showered Calling all poets, storytellers, and lovers to sit on a bench which is too small for you of spoken word! Come out for a live Tantra Dance and disapprove of everyone who walks by. performance of slam poetry and storytelling.  Spiritual / Healing  Yes!  Sun 23:00 - This year Maria is getting married to Juan- The event will feature a mix of performers, 23:59  Josephine Antonio-Julio. So it’s a hen do. Otherwise along with a number of open mic slots. Come and dance in your masculine or be the same. Check in early if you want to perform. danced in your feminine. Explore both roles. No need for a partner, come in celebratory outfit and ready to be touched (within your boundaries).

43 Barrios & Art

Chrysalis Do you want to share your knowledge We have chosen the name “Chrysalis” on subjects that effect our day to day Barrios to symbolise that our barrio will focus life or our relationship with the universe? Are you a trapeze artist? A standup Arrête Ton cirque ! on ideas of re-birth, re-creation and self-discovery. We plan to offer nurturing comic trapped in a burner’s body? Got Our camp will offer different activities spaces, inspiring workshops and a variety a whacky idea for a fun activity? Share it and games on afternoons, such as of materials through which people can with the Nowhere community at Donut laughter yoga and juggling but we unleash their creativity and explore camp if you know what’s good for you. will also have a wheel of fortune to be themselves and each other in a loving wink.. wink.. nudge.. nudge.. turned with many surprises, fresh punch way. The intention is for the barrio itself and some snacks to warm people up for Eat Your Art Out to transform during the week from a the night, and even a ball pit! Eat Your Arse Out is where everything space ripe with potential into a magical, that is wrong, is right. We are the Baby Bloomers co-created expression of Nowhere. We ultimate LGBTQRSTUVW... Queer, We bring you a very pink experience, intend to be particularly mindful of our intersuctional, minge loving, twerk- surrounded by cuddly teddy bears! environmental impact and our own tastic, gender bending, power ballad Two Floors Pink Camp, with a secret privilege. bashing Camp of Camps. WE ARE Garden of Eden, for you to meet your Cosmopolillas CONSENSUALLY NOT OK. Come and original self, surrounded by lots of shared Somos un pequeño grupo de españoles, get your alter sex ego on. Do our ‘let fluffiness to nurture it. la mayoría de la zona, que vamos a it go’ workshop. Join our powerful Babycham formar un barrio familiar, con el deseo de cheese music appreciation society. Eat Described as “the barrio that taste incorporar algún miembro hasta llegar in our veggie kitchen. And above all forgot” by its own members, Babycham a 16 personas... Disponemos de carpa else - CELEBRATE THE MINGE. All (un) goes from one political scandal to de sombreo, cocina, electricidad y agua. contained in a multi-coloured chintzy the next in a whirl of apathy. We host Vamos a montar una cocina solar, un granny house, flying the rainbow flag for coffee and classics most mornings, our art-car y divertidas clases de aprendizaje Nowhere. “Sacrificial Virgin” party on Tuesday, The español. El Templo del Tiempo Libre Village party on Thursday with Why Not Costume Camp Chill out at our bar with board games and of course the ever tasteful “Penis and music in a family style living room Appreciation Hour” on Saturday. At Costume Camp, More is More. Come to our barrio and BE TRANSFORMED area. From time to time there will Barrio Espace through our fabulous selection of be Shiatsu treament available by a “Sure we can party 24h a day, 7 days a costumes, dresses and frilly knickers. Our professional, while our temple guru week, but what are we learning from it ?” Opening fashion show Virgins ‘Pop your provides herbal teas in case of headache Barrio espace comes back as an “espace” cherry’ is on Tuesday 8pm. That is when or belly problems. for all nowhere individuals to mingle, the Playa really gets glamorous. But Funky Guarriors exchange and learn from each others that’s not all, expect Vag Badges, Cocktail Our camp is all about healing with the through creative self-expression. Unleash soirees and did we mention costumes? power of love and music. A place to your imagination, have fun and discover CCCSECY <3 connect, dance and discover something other crazy people in our collaborative, Cŵtch new with some funny twist! We embrace artistic and radically wtf workshops, eclectic underground electronic music parties and events. Our third year of chill out. We return with our porch featuring misters and sofas. with soul. If you do love music, dancing Barrio Queerdo We also have colouring, Lego and tunes. and meet funky people please do come to visit us. Some dusty hippies come in flavours of Discordia LGBTQ+, queer and polyamorous and Deep into the Cacaphony and the Fuschtlifaffli - The Last Shank Barrio Queerdo welcomes you. Barrio We are a home. A place where weird Queerdo is a safe, inclusive space on the burlesque, the barrio will offer a chill and dusty explorers find some rest. The playa for you to be explicitly yourself. space for nobodies to have a cup of tea or a crazy night with pranks and joyful random place you stumble upon on We’ll be inviting and facilitating self- your travels through colourful storms. expression, intimacy, body positivity music. The best night ever will be the night where Occitan regionalism cuisine The party with your neighbours in the and sex positivity for those who are backyard that gets out of control. The interested and curious. Allies welcome. echoes the deep playa souls. New members are welcome. zeppelin that takes you through far Bread & Tomato away clouds. The broken plate in your Donut After an outstanding experience last Chuchichäschtli. The harbour for your year, the catalan burners ride again. Donut camp wants to be a part of castle in the sky. An alp full of carts and your Nowhere journey of collective We’ll be offering our legendary sunset carriages. We are Putten. We are the transformation, mind expansion and parties with fresh Bread & Tomato Fuscht. We are the Faff. We are the Last for everyone, along with music, body self-exploration. Want to get on the bus Shank. painting, costumes, and other activities/ and take a ride with us? Workshops on a wide variety of thought potentiating Garden of Joy surprises. Unfortunately we can’t accept For the bursting joy of all visionaries, new people, we are full. subjects and fun inclusive activities will be the fuel cell that powers our collective chillers, and music lovers the Garden and personal voyage during Nowhere. will strike the Playa for the ninth year!

44 The Garden of Joy is a cosmopolitan camp, but it isn’t. The last three years, we le sound system prend le relais pour des melting pot based about inclusion and were a sub-camp of the Orphans and the nuits de folie. gentleness that becomes home. Our Drunken Sobriety Cabaret camps. Most Ran’Dome - The Salon three strengths are: Food, music and people know our Block44 beer bar, the Ran’Dome is a place where anything love! Join us during the day to relax, chill first and the last bar at Nowhere serving can happen ! We are also very glad to and talk, come at night to shake and cold beer on tap two years running. This announce that Pimp Your Nails! is back dance. Gardeners unite and shine! year we’re going back to our roots: Free this year in our salon, yeah! Come to Camping. Look out for our sign and Here & Now join us every day and meet us here while Here & Now: your go-to space for black and yellow flag. making your nails super awesomely body-mind-spirit cultivation at Nowhere, Orphans funky! we host yoga classes and a range of Orphans - Hugs and chill out space. Ran’Dome - Ze Dome workshops, talks, ceremonies drawing on Palomas Naranjas Ze Dome is the main place of Ran’Dome traditions old and new, healers, ecstatic With a penchant for absurdity, and a barrio. Here are hosted workshops dancers, and the odd mystic. Come, play, passion for love birds, Palomas Naranjas during the day and big parties when the learn, be here now will be a space where you can finally sun goes down ! New DJS every nights ! Intergalactic Freak Company get the marriage of your dreams. We Sandy Biscuits Once again Intergalactic Freak Company will provide the music, rings, a sinister Sandy Biscuits hosts a colorful and is crossing galaxies to spread universal minister, and of course plenty of wedding relaxed daytime destination, where we love,culture and understanding. Come attires to choose from. You just have to love to chill together in the shade of our and dance, shake and twist, chill to show up and bring someone to marry... excellent Lean & Vibe lounging area, soundwaves our psychedelicious lover, friend(s), yourself, or even your hosting nobodies who are looking for explorers brought back from the seven phone (we don’t judge!) At night you can some fine music & company. corners of our multiverse. Come and expect a space with some sweet tunes have a nice marinated Jawa or Jabbah from our DJ’s and plenty of dancing. Sssh! brochette our specialty or just a cocktail Planet Pulpo Since 2010 sssh! has been the massage from the Fire mountains of mercury and mation central of Nowhere. We’re In Soviet Russia party comes to you. In (special homemade brew ) We accept really excited to continue this tradition Planet Pulpo you can go to party but and embrace universal beings from all for 2017. Once again we’ll be running the party won’t come to you :-) Planet over, from all dimensions, all realms, of a mix of mation groups from yoga to Pulpo is a relaxed barrio that started 4 any colors or any shape, to share and tantra to massage classes to help even years ago as a drama-free chilled space exchange. NOT ACCEPTED : Empire more of you use our tables. And of and has become more community worshippers Droids with AI vets. 3,10,5 course, we’ll have our annual mud bath! oriented and more supportive for its and previous . NO FUCKING REPTILIANS underwater creatures. We aim for 25 Super Barrio Brothers . We are a cr free zone, no monetary different sea creatures: pulpos, squids, Super Barrio Brothers is a party camp exchange or transactions allowed or jellyfishes, turtles... We are tolerant and with a strong community vibe and a will be immediately sent to intergalactic open minded, a strongly participatory whole lot of love. penitentiary on Fury by sgt Rippley. WE camp that treasures the extreme match ARE ONE - WE ARE LIGHT IN DUST WE SWAG of being small and very active. We are TRUST SWAG - come laze away the day on the creating a space (in the green zone) that lazer shark; make a rubbish fish, rename Mirage feels like home for the event. Everyone yourself dave and take public risks with Welcome to Barrio Mirage. We look is welcome: come and join our reef for compressed flammable gas forward to sharing experiences with you underwater bubbles of smoke! That’s No Moon! at our oasis at Nowhere 2017. We would Playground like to quench our thirst for curiousity We’re a small barrio dedicated to In the late afternoon and early evening, and experience and surround ourselves bringing real Italian pizza to the playa - when people have emerged from their with wonderors who, like us, want to fresh from our pizza oven. heat induced coma but aren’t yet seeing experiment. unicorns, our DJs will be playing the The Booby Metal Camp Never Never Learn finest chilled out sets accompanied by a Our camp and team is in love with Never Never Learn is back having learnt fanciful selection of dusty tapas, cocktails boobies and with metal ! But also pagan, sweet FA in the ‘real world’. We will be and more. esoteric music to go to the deepths of your soul, and to free yourself. Free throwing one last hoorah, in the name Ran’Dome - The Laughing Wood of Halloweaster, hip hop and less than thinkers, we are borderline and We Are In Ran’Dome barrio, the Laughing Wood desirable organisational skills. Our radio Proud of it ! WE LOVE ART ! Come and hosts a permanent open chill with station will be broadcasting 50 shades craft some stuff with us if you feel in the boardgames for every one and some of shit over the week so get in touch if mood ! other various activities during the week you’ve got drama, music and bants to Touch & Play ! Ran’Dome récidive pour sa quatrième share with the people. année à Nowhere, comme le camp où Touch&Play Is here to fill your days NoCampCamp @ Free Camping tout peut arriver. Ze Dome accueille des and evenings with exploratory and A very small group of people who workshops et des jeux en journée, puis exciting new experiences. As a gift to started in free camping; it looks like a all Nobodies, our barrio offers a large

45 Barrios & Art selection of body-based workshops spontaneous borrowed art car parties shadows across the ground. By night and activities ranging from Contact and voilà .. Wonderever is ready! its true nature comes alive with a 3D Improvisation to BDSM and personal WTF - Where’s The Firetruck mapped array of sparkling pixels along growth to oil actions. We are a sex the whole structure. Each of the 2500 Are you a musician but you dont have positive and queer-friendly camp with an pixels are mapped to display custom your instrument with you? Then come to interest in learning and sharing safe ways visual art and experiences til dawn. us and make your own nowhere band. to create authentic connections with the We will provide a Sound System and a MansterVille self and the other through touch and lot of Instrument so you can jam all day The MansterVille is an extension of a play. long. previous project - The MansterWheel. Twisted reality Yes! The artists are building a whole area of Camp that is dedicated to good mechanical interactive attractions and Yes is a Positive expression and exercise conversations, directness, no bullshit and smaller installations and decorations in opening ourselves to the world. Full keeping it real but we also like to skip to create a wholesome experience for of playfulness and fun, sexiness and joy! hop and play. We provide a big twister everybody. And there is a surprise to We will be located in the quiet zone game area on the playa and a couple of make it attractive to run inside even and our home is a safe sanctuary for all art installations. during the heat of the day... participants. Übertown Steam Tent The “Democratic” Republic of Übertown: Treat your self with a visit at the spa. Get making Nowhere great again. rid of the dust and relax your muscles WaiTForeat Art in the steam tent. Enjoy special sessions with essential oils and guided mation. We’re good at food and bodypaint Gift Ecology Bring water and a towel. and doing nothing, which is the main This web of interlocking metal sculptures Il Toro course of the Barrio, attending to see, uncovers the relationships between the participate and host great activities gift economy and ecology of the natural Il Toro is a wooden bull, built in the proposed by the others and us. world. Exploring ways in which non fashion of the wooden dinosaur models. Why Not hierarchical self-organizing ecosystems Chara Swing Come and see where the comfort gives and sustains life in a multitude Sit back in the 1960s and relax while you started: Nowhere’s original and best of forms without translations or finial gently swing in the golden sunshine on chill out camp is back for our 9th year of exchange. The instillation invites you to the Playa, The chara swing is half a car giving you the fluffy Cocoon: a place to give and receive, to partake the dynamic suspended under a steel frame. The new collapse and carry on enjoying the night life processes that naturally interact with, addition of a sunshade means you can when your legs can’t take any more but adapt to and sustain one another. swing all day long. By night the flame your brain is still up and about. We’ve (no) bodies in nowhere projectors bring the installation alive also got some new activities to enjoy A dozen life sized human sculpture and make a focal meeting point as a rest including new workshops, reading corner installation, made of Iron and concrete, place between venues. and a few pop-up games to look out for. made in nowhere for nowhere, made Changing Lanes Also back this year with our sister camp somewehere for everybody. Which way do yo want to go ? That’s up Babycham, forming Pueblo Flandango, Each sculpture is a never ending story about to you. we’ll have our usual kick-arse Thursday you, us and me. night village party with top-notch The Dis-Organ Plaza cocktails. Or come and enjoy our latest Shadow Wall The Dis-Organ is a 7 metre high re- cinema experience, whenever you see it The shadow wall installation is made imagining of a traditional western playing - or join us for Absinthe Friday, of a photoluminescent painted wall musical instrument, once used widely which will be on Tuesday, of course. where people stand, and by pressing a across Europe to convey sacred music Wonder Orphans at The Cave large bumper switch, a strong flash is to gathered communities, and to inspire ignited, leaving the cast of the shadow awe and celebration. Cave of Wonders + Orphans will be a against the wall. The effect lasts about 30 magical space with caves of wonders A fire-breathing, smoke belching seconds, then the installation is ready for interactive industrial musical machine, to explore. Chill & Cuddle space, with another try. the Dis-Organ is both stand-alone flying carpet, a tea guru & comedy This installation can be found in some playable instrument sculpture and party workshops. Come join us any day for a science museums and is always a great starting raised DJ booth with sound siesta and crowd comedy workshops in hit, people trying to make the most crazy system. the evenings. posture in front of the wall. Kids and grown Wonderever ups love it. Symbiosis “Symbiosis” is an immersive interactive Welcome to Wonderever’s world of Stargate installation that visualises breathing in wonderful wanderers! Since the last 4 Forced from the ground or fallen from light. Using pressure sensor technology, years we’ve combined a chill atmosphere above, this burnt geometric skeleton your breathing is measured and with a touch of craziness. Take a bunch raises from the dust creating a curious visualised in LED light strips, inside a of hammocks, pillows and couches and space to explore. By day the structure custom inflatable dome. Symbiosis is an throw them together with a glory hole, towers in the sun casting angular organic experience that connects people rooftop mattresses, a bondage cage,

46 to each other and themselves, through The Disconnection Tent You can go check on Nopedia and prove bringing awareness to your breath. A ‘chill’ or mation space that allows a them you were right! (and if you were No More Tension single user or pair to disconnect audio- wrong maybe you can the article before showing them). Same hamac than last year :) visually from their surroundings. The construction is tent-like in appearance HEXXON Analemmatic Sundial and when sitting on the inside the This sundial needs your participation! A large 3D iron shape formed by 8 user will experience a dynamic, audio You have to stand on the marked spot hexagons, each with 600 LEDs all activated light barrier to the outside and your shadow will tell you the current connected together. Pass through and world. time. stand below, watching a samll reflective dodecahedron hanging from the middle. Space Tunnel Lighthouse Interstellar travel! It’s cosy and mind Origa-phonic pavilion A beacon of shining light, to help you expanding! from be your way. Origa-phonic pavilion is a foldable There are a total of 5760 LEDs, arranged in origami structure for enhancing music 46 arches of light inside the tunnel... a touch i can be , i can fly through the experience of your body. screen lets you control your experience. Alone or several come to enjoy a Built with bio-composites and natural Anyone can captain the space ship moment of languorous relaxation or materials by the Institute of Advanced extreme adrenaline. This kirgiz style through the different coloured galaxies Architecture of Catalonia it integrates which flow past on the lights. Then take swing will take you to the infinite and latest construction technologies with a breather to draw rainbows across the beyond. ancient materials and sensations. sky. On the floor, beneath the canopy Scenescape Cinema PHANTASMAGORIA of lights, you can sit or lie to watch the Projections showing some beautiful First you see a 3D cube with flashing show. scene-scapes and crazy other stuff, some lights and colored patterns. As you EF1 (Electric Forest #1) informational things (spirit molecule) and approach, you find a control panel backlit An abstract representation of a forest. mind openers (waking life). with intuitive text, colors and signs to Walk under the canopy and listen to guide you through different modes. You the wind, the crows. Watch the sunlight can experiment and control modes. You fade to yellow and catch the shooting can improvise, create and compose the stars. Lie down and experience rainbows lights on the 3D cube. shifting overhead. The Temple of No Reason Cave of Lost Moments The temple of No Reason comes to Life is full of moments, some of which perpetuate the creation of the sanctuary we we’re happy to have already for and by the nowherians. Impressive, it experienced, some are still to come in will rise in a simple and zen shape calling the future and some others have been everyone for a time of rest, mation and lost due to misfortunate circumstances. gift. The Cave of Lost Moments is there to cater PsycheLEDic for the latter. The moments that were take This installation will make you wonder if from us, either by ourselves or by others. you’re crazy, are those just normal LED The moments we could have had if things srips? Oh wait! What did I just see??? were differently. The moments we cannot relive because life has taken them from us. Burning Cube We’re here to remember the good times, to The Burning Cube is returning for a remember what changed in the meantime, 5th time to the 3rd playa. It will offer to let go of the sorrow and clean our time/space travel through the Burning thoughts so we can again rejoice the Portal to former times at nowhere and moment and live to the future. elsewhere. We will continue to add all Tree of Light our personal tales to the Burning Tales The tree is back! book. And as a surprise the 3rd side will Come along and interact with the be something new, this time helping magical tree. Bend the branches and burners in need. bathe in the hues for a truly luminescent Beauty Case experience. Beauty Case is a blackboard room, where Message Board people may experience what comes up The message board is back this year. when they interact and communicate Come compose your very personal by means of sketching on the walls with message on this ultra low tech real life chalk sticks instead of talking to each sized highway message board. other. It’s a playground to experience love and relationship and express Nopedia feelings and ideas visually. Got yourself into a debate about whoever made that movie in the 90s?

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