Spider-Man: Return of the Sinister Six
PROLOGUE
2002
Green Goblin: Peter… I’ve been a father to you… be a son to me now!
Peter: I had a father. His name was Ben Parker.
Green Goblin: Godspeed Spider-Man.
Green Goblin’s glider flies, Spider-Man backflips
Green Goblin: Oh.
Glider impales him.
Green Goblin: Peter… Don’t tell Harry…
Dies.
2004
Peter holding up building. Doc Ock about to drown Fusion Reactor.
Doc Ock: I will not die a monster! NOOOOO!!!!
Drowns Fusion Reactor
2012
Computer: 5
Peter and Lizard wrestling for control.
Computer: 4… 3… 2… 1…
Launches cure. Peter holds Lizard serum
Peter: Oh thank goodness!
Lizard: Noooo….
Lizard falls to doom.
2014
Peter with web lines getting electrocuted. Peter: Now Gwen, now! Do it now!
Gwen hits button and destroys Electro
2017
Vulture flying away. Peter webs him.
Vulture: Time to go home Pete!
Peter: I’m trying to save you!
Vulture’s pack explodes and Peter runs in to save him,
2019
Beck tries to shoot Peter but Peter catches gun.
Peter: You can’t trick me anymore.
Beck falls.
Peter: How could you do all of this?
Mysterio: You’ll see Peter. People… they need to believe… and nowadays… they’ll believe anything…
ACT 1
Present Day
Peter and MJ pull up at Daily Bugle
Peter: Thanks for the ride MJ! I would get my license, but, you know, I don’t really need it since I swing everywhere…
MJ: Yeah, no problem Pete. Where did you get this car anyways?
Peter: Mr. Stark gave it to me!
MJ: Tony Stark gave you a car you can’t even drive?
Peter: Yeah, he said he was bored and he had an hour to kill, so… he made it for me! I don’t think he knows that the last time I tried to drive I wrecked Flash’s car…
MJ: Haha, yeah, that was awesome.
Peter: I know right!
MJ: So what is it you do in here again? Peter: Well, I wait for J. Jonah Loudmouth to finish his ‘Just the Facts’ rant, then I lock him out of his own News Room and film the Face Front News Flash! It’s super hilarious!
MJ: You ever think that this guy hates you because you pull stunts like this?
Peter: Nah, JJ’s just a stick in the mud.
MJ: Whatever you say.
Peter: Anyways, I shouldn’t be long, you gonna wait for me?
MJ: I’m pretty hungry, I might run around the corner to Delmar’s. You want anything?
Peter: Ooh, yes! Get me a number 5 with pickles, and tell them to smoosh it down real flat!
MJ: You ever try the sub haven?
Peter: Eh, too much bread.
MJ: What’d bread ever do to you?
Peter: I’m gonna go ahead and opt out of that explanation with a solid ‘Bo’.
MJ: Wow, okay, get out of the car!
Peter: Haha! Alright, I’ll be right back!
MJ: Wait! Don’t kiss me with the-
Peter kisses MJ and leaps out of car
MJ: …Mask on… bleh, it tastes like wet paper towel!
MJ drives off. Peter enters Daily Bugle.
Peter: Alright, he should be wrapping up any minute now…
Jameson: There you have it folks! Conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio!
Peter: Wait, what!
Peeks out at JJ.
Jameson: An interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who will no doubt go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time!
Peter: What’s going on!? Jameson: But that’s not all folks, here’s the real blockbuster. Brace yourselves, you might want to sit down!
Mysterio: Spider-Man’s real… Spider-Man’s real name is Pe-
Peter: Oh no! No! No!
Falcon snap scene
Wave goes across Earth
Mysterio: Spider-Man’s name is Peter Parker!
Peter: What the fu-
Falcon snap vanishes Peter
ACT 2
Peter appears outside of Daily Bugle
Spider-Man: What the heck was that? Well, at least I’m back at the Bugle.
Spots Spidey Buggy
Spider-Man: Oh good. MJ! MJ!
Kirsten Mary Jane spots him.
Spider-Man: What the- who the heck are you!?
Mary Jane: Ahhh!!!
Spider-Man: Ahhhh!!!
Floors it and hits Peter.
Spider-Man: Okay… This is too weird. Hello? Is anybody here? What’s going on? Ugh, Karen, connect to Mr. Stark.
Karen: Stark Industries network not found.
Spider-Man: Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean ‘Stark Industries’ not found? Try again!
Karen: No Stark Industries satellites are detected Peter.
Spider-Man: Where on Earth am I!
Green Goblin: Right where we want you. Green Goblin takes Spider-Man away.
Green Goblin: Ahahahahaha!
Spider-Man: Whoa! Who the heck are you? And do you have a license for this thing!
Green Goblin: Don’t remember me? No matter, soon you won’t be remembering anything! Ahahahaha!
Punches Spidey, Vulture catches.
Vulture: Heya Pete! Long time, no see!
Spider-Man: Toomes? What are you doing here? I thought you were in prison!
Vulture: I got out on good behavior!
Spider-Man: Somehow I doubt that! Why are you doing this? Think about Liz!
Vulture: I am thinking about her! I could get a second chance with her, but not as long as you’re still breathing!
Frees himself, but gets electrocuted.
Spider-Man: Gyah! What the… Who are you?
Electro: Don’t you know? I’m Elcectro.
Electro attacks. Spider-Man dodges, but gets grabbed by Lizard.
Lizard: Poor Peter Parker! You’ve got nowhere to go!
Spider-Man: Oh great, more new friends! How do you know my name? Were you watching Jameson’s broadcast?
Lizard: I know everything about you Peter! You… and your father!
Spider-Man: Gnn, let me go!
Kicks free but is grabbed and slammed by tentacle.
Doc Ock: Spider-Man. What an unpleasant surprise. Still, not one I am wholly unprepared for.
Spider-Man: Hold up… you have FOUR metal arms!? That’s awesome dude!
Doc Ock: Gyahhh!
Big fight breaks out Peter is getting beat, but holding his own. Suddenly everything goes black.
Spider-Man: What the… Mysterio: Hello Peter.
Spider-Man: Beck! No… you’re dead! I saw it!
Mysterio: I told you Peter! Nowadays, people will believe anything!
Molten Man appears.
Spider-Man: Molten Man? No… No this won’t work! I know the Elementals aren’t real Beck! I told you, you can’t trick me anymore!
Mysterio: We’ll see about that.
Fight with Molten Man. Other Sinister Six member pop in. Wear Spidey down. Multiple Mysterio’s appear.
Mysterio: Remember when we fought together Peter? We were on the same side!
Spider-Man: Stop!
Mysterio: Then you betrayed me!
Spider-Man: Stop lying to yourself Beck! You turned out to be the fraud!
Mysterio: What’s the matter Peter? Seeing double?
Spider-Man: Come on Peter Tingle!
Punches through fakes and hits real Mysterio. Illusion drops, Sinister Six is standing there. Peter falls to knees.
Spider-Man: You think I can’t… beat you all…
Faints.
Doc Ock: Peter Parker. Brilliant, but lazy.
Green Goblin circles laughing.
Green Goblin: Aw, what’s wrong? Can’t Spider-Man come out to play? Hahahaha!
Electro: Soon, this world will know what it’s like, to live in a world without power. Without mercy. Without Spider-Man.
Venom lands on roof.
Eddie: What was that… Venom? Where are we? And why do we look different?
Venom: We’ve been transported to another dimension. Eddie: Wait, wait, wait… what? How do you know that?
Venom: I’ve been around for centuries Eddie. I’ve seen things in space you could never even dream of. This was the work… of the Infinity Stones.
Eddie: Infinity what now? You know what? Never mind. Let’s…
Hears commotion.
Eddie: What was that?
Sees Peter on ground.
Eddie: Whoa! You see that? Those freaks are about to kill that kid!
Venom: I don’t see how that is any concern of ours.
Eddie: Aw, come on Venom! Remember when I told you that we needed to hurt bad people!
Venom: Let me guess… bad guys?
Eddie: Yeah, bad guys.
Venom: Hmm… Very well. We will help. But only if we get tater tots after this.
Eddie: Done deal pal. Now come on, let’s go save this kid.
Venom leaps down and roars.
Doc Ock: What on Earth are you?
Venom: We. Are Venom.
Beatdown to Venom soundtrack. Spider-Man wakes up.
Spider-Man: Unh… what…
Venom: Are you alright?
Spider-Man: I… I think so… Wow! Did you take all those guys down? Thanks!
Venom: There is no need to thank us. We are simply doing our job as a Lethal Protector…
Notices spider
Venom: Wait a moment… no… we remember now!
Venom death scene.
Venom: Gyah! Spider! Grabs Spider-Man
Spider-Man: Ah no! Come on man! I thought we were cool!
Venom: Parker! You will pay for what you did… to us!
Venom beats up Spidey. Rest of Sinister Six join. Spider-Man defeated.
Spider-Man: What… what do you guys want from me…
Green Goblin: Isn’t it clear by now? We want revenge! For everything you’ve done!
Spider-Man: I don’t even know who half of you are!
Lizard: And you never will!
Venom webs, Doc Ock grabs.
Electro: Now, where we?
Vulture: Tough luck Pete.
Mysterio: No Avengers to save you now.
Spider-Man: NOOOO!!!!
Suddenly Electro and Venom are webbed and Doc Ock is kicked away. Peter falls.
Amazing Spider-Man: Hey Spider-Man.
Peter looks up.
Spider-Man: Ugh, are you here to kill me too?
Amazing: Wha- No! I show up in the exact same skintight red and blue suit as you and you think I’m here to kill you? You have the mind of a true scholar my friend.
Spider-Man: Wait… you’re…
Holds out hand.
Spider-Man: You’re like me.
Amazing: I am. And I’m not the only one.
Tobey swings in.
Tobey: Pizza Time!
Spider-Man: Did… Did he just say ‘Pizza Time?’ Spectacular shows up.
Spectacular: Living on the edge!
PS4 swings in.
PS4: Whoo! Looks like I got here just in time!
Spidey’s square up to Sinister Six
Spider-Man: Is this everybody?
Tobey: No, not exactly.
Amazing: I think we have a few more coming…
Portal opens. Voices only
Ham: That’s not all folks!
Noir: Well, looks like we got a couple a’ hard boys here!
Penny: Konnichiwa!
Gwen: Hey guys? Got a minute?
Miles: BROOKLYN!
The End