Spider-Man: Return of the Sinister Six PROLOGUE 2002 Green Goblin: Peter… I’ve been a father to you… be a son to me now! Peter: I had a father. His name was Ben Parker. Green Goblin: Godspeed Spider-Man. Green Goblin’s glider flies, Spider-Man backflips Green Goblin: Oh. Glider impales him. Green Goblin: Peter… Don’t tell Harry… Dies. 2004 Peter holding up building. Doc Ock about to drown Fusion Reactor. Doc Ock: I will not die a monster! NOOOOO!!!! Drowns Fusion Reactor 2012 Computer: 5 Peter and Lizard wrestling for control. Computer: 4… 3… 2… 1… Launches cure. Peter holds Lizard serum Peter: Oh thank goodness! Lizard: Noooo…. Lizard falls to doom. 2014 Peter with web lines getting electrocuted. Peter: Now Gwen, now! Do it now! Gwen hits button and destroys Electro 2017 Vulture flying away. Peter webs him. Vulture: Time to go home Pete! Peter: I’m trying to save you! Vulture’s pack explodes and Peter runs in to save him, 2019 Beck tries to shoot Peter but Peter catches gun. Peter: You can’t trick me anymore. Beck falls. Peter: How could you do all of this? Mysterio: You’ll see Peter. People… they need to believe… and nowadays… they’ll believe anything… ACT 1 Present Day Peter and MJ pull up at Daily Bugle Peter: Thanks for the ride MJ! I would get my license, but, you know, I don’t really need it since I swing everywhere… MJ: Yeah, no problem Pete. Where did you get this car anyways? Peter: Mr. Stark gave it to me! MJ: Tony Stark gave you a car you can’t even drive? Peter: Yeah, he said he was bored and he had an hour to kill, so… he made it for me! I don’t think he knows that the last time I tried to drive I wrecked Flash’s car… MJ: Haha, yeah, that was awesome. Peter: I know right! MJ: So what is it you do in here again? Peter: Well, I wait for J. Jonah Loudmouth to finish his ‘Just the Facts’ rant, then I lock him out of his own News Room and film the Face Front News Flash! It’s super hilarious! MJ: You ever think that this guy hates you because you pull stunts like this? Peter: Nah, JJ’s just a stick in the mud. MJ: Whatever you say. Peter: Anyways, I shouldn’t be long, you gonna wait for me? MJ: I’m pretty hungry, I might run around the corner to Delmar’s. You want anything? Peter: Ooh, yes! Get me a number 5 with pickles, and tell them to smoosh it down real flat! MJ: You ever try the sub haven? Peter: Eh, too much bread. MJ: What’d bread ever do to you? Peter: I’m gonna go ahead and opt out of that explanation with a solid ‘Bo’. MJ: Wow, okay, get out of the car! Peter: Haha! Alright, I’ll be right back! MJ: Wait! Don’t kiss me with the- Peter kisses MJ and leaps out of car MJ: …Mask on… bleh, it tastes like wet paper towel! MJ drives off. Peter enters Daily Bugle. Peter: Alright, he should be wrapping up any minute now… Jameson: There you have it folks! Conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio! Peter: Wait, what! Peeks out at JJ. Jameson: An interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who will no doubt go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time! Peter: What’s going on!? Jameson: But that’s not all folks, here’s the real blockbuster. Brace yourselves, you might want to sit down! Mysterio: Spider-Man’s real… Spider-Man’s real name is Pe- Peter: Oh no! No! No! Falcon snap scene Wave goes across Earth Mysterio: Spider-Man’s name is Peter Parker! Peter: What the fu- Falcon snap vanishes Peter ACT 2 Peter appears outside of Daily Bugle Spider-Man: What the heck was that? Well, at least I’m back at the Bugle. Spots Spidey Buggy Spider-Man: Oh good. MJ! MJ! Kirsten Mary Jane spots him. Spider-Man: What the- who the heck are you!? Mary Jane: Ahhh!!! Spider-Man: Ahhhh!!! Floors it and hits Peter. Spider-Man: Okay… This is too weird. Hello? Is anybody here? What’s going on? Ugh, Karen, connect to Mr. Stark. Karen: Stark Industries network not found. Spider-Man: Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean ‘Stark Industries’ not found? Try again! Karen: No Stark Industries satellites are detected Peter. Spider-Man: Where on Earth am I! Green Goblin: Right where we want you. Green Goblin takes Spider-Man away. Green Goblin: Ahahahahaha! Spider-Man: Whoa! Who the heck are you? And do you have a license for this thing! Green Goblin: Don’t remember me? No matter, soon you won’t be remembering anything! Ahahahaha! Punches Spidey, Vulture catches. Vulture: Heya Pete! Long time, no see! Spider-Man: Toomes? What are you doing here? I thought you were in prison! Vulture: I got out on good behavior! Spider-Man: Somehow I doubt that! Why are you doing this? Think about Liz! Vulture: I am thinking about her! I could get a second chance with her, but not as long as you’re still breathing! Frees himself, but gets electrocuted. Spider-Man: Gyah! What the… Who are you? Electro: Don’t you know? I’m Elcectro. Electro attacks. Spider-Man dodges, but gets grabbed by Lizard. Lizard: Poor Peter Parker! You’ve got nowhere to go! Spider-Man: Oh great, more new friends! How do you know my name? Were you watching Jameson’s broadcast? Lizard: I know everything about you Peter! You… and your father! Spider-Man: Gnn, let me go! Kicks free but is grabbed and slammed by tentacle. Doc Ock: Spider-Man. What an unpleasant surprise. Still, not one I am wholly unprepared for. Spider-Man: Hold up… you have FOUR metal arms!? That’s awesome dude! Doc Ock: Gyahhh! Big fight breaks out Peter is getting beat, but holding his own. Suddenly everything goes black. Spider-Man: What the… Mysterio: Hello Peter. Spider-Man: Beck! No… you’re dead! I saw it! Mysterio: I told you Peter! Nowadays, people will believe anything! Molten Man appears. Spider-Man: Molten Man? No… No this won’t work! I know the Elementals aren’t real Beck! I told you, you can’t trick me anymore! Mysterio: We’ll see about that. Fight with Molten Man. Other Sinister Six member pop in. Wear Spidey down. Multiple Mysterio’s appear. Mysterio: Remember when we fought together Peter? We were on the same side! Spider-Man: Stop! Mysterio: Then you betrayed me! Spider-Man: Stop lying to yourself Beck! You turned out to be the fraud! Mysterio: What’s the matter Peter? Seeing double? Spider-Man: Come on Peter Tingle! Punches through fakes and hits real Mysterio. Illusion drops, Sinister Six is standing there. Peter falls to knees. Spider-Man: You think I can’t… beat you all… Faints. Doc Ock: Peter Parker. Brilliant, but lazy. Green Goblin circles laughing. Green Goblin: Aw, what’s wrong? Can’t Spider-Man come out to play? Hahahaha! Electro: Soon, this world will know what it’s like, to live in a world without power. Without mercy. Without Spider-Man. Venom lands on roof. Eddie: What was that… Venom? Where are we? And why do we look different? Venom: We’ve been transported to another dimension. Eddie: Wait, wait, wait… what? How do you know that? Venom: I’ve been around for centuries Eddie. I’ve seen things in space you could never even dream of. This was the work… of the Infinity Stones. Eddie: Infinity what now? You know what? Never mind. Let’s… Hears commotion. Eddie: What was that? Sees Peter on ground. Eddie: Whoa! You see that? Those freaks are about to kill that kid! Venom: I don’t see how that is any concern of ours. Eddie: Aw, come on Venom! Remember when I told you that we needed to hurt bad people! Venom: Let me guess… bad guys? Eddie: Yeah, bad guys. Venom: Hmm… Very well. We will help. But only if we get tater tots after this. Eddie: Done deal pal. Now come on, let’s go save this kid. Venom leaps down and roars. Doc Ock: What on Earth are you? Venom: We. Are Venom. Beatdown to Venom soundtrack. Spider-Man wakes up. Spider-Man: Unh… what… Venom: Are you alright? Spider-Man: I… I think so… Wow! Did you take all those guys down? Thanks! Venom: There is no need to thank us. We are simply doing our job as a Lethal Protector… Notices spider Venom: Wait a moment… no… we remember now! Venom death scene. Venom: Gyah! Spider! Grabs Spider-Man Spider-Man: Ah no! Come on man! I thought we were cool! Venom: Parker! You will pay for what you did… to us! Venom beats up Spidey. Rest of Sinister Six join. Spider-Man defeated. Spider-Man: What… what do you guys want from me… Green Goblin: Isn’t it clear by now? We want revenge! For everything you’ve done! Spider-Man: I don’t even know who half of you are! Lizard: And you never will! Venom webs, Doc Ock grabs. Electro: Now, where we? Vulture: Tough luck Pete. Mysterio: No Avengers to save you now. Spider-Man: NOOOO!!!! Suddenly Electro and Venom are webbed and Doc Ock is kicked away. Peter falls.