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List of Penis Terms (in order of production) Pecker Johnson Prick Dick Cock Rooster Lil' Billy Wang Octagon Lil' Stevie Snake Python Cobra One eyed monster Trouser snake Tramp killer Slut slayer Lil' Buddy Lil' Friend Halfmast Tool Drill Hammer Screwdriver Screw Nail Joystick Elevator Floppy Drive Hard Drive Hardware Gearshift The worm Bookworm Basalisk Wand Sword Boomerang Hot pocket Shaft Cyclops Knight WMD Weiner Hot dog Popsicle Lollipop Kielbalsa Stick Ice Cream Cone Morning Wood The Colonel The Lieutenant The Tank The Battleship The land mine The assault rifle the grenade the machete The water gun Gun Banana Carrot Zuchini Cucumber Pickle The Major The seaman The key My asian buddy The shotgun Water hose Twix Snickers bar Bag of tricks Nuclear missile Hollow point The member Chairman Mao Mallet Pyramid Elephant Fuck Truck The mustang Cane Rod Staff Plug Cigar Nebraska State Capitol Turtle Head Undercover Brother The lightsaber Katana Sniper Rifle The sticky grenade Straw Remote Control The silver bullet Drumstick Bone Mast The machine The goods The hardware Junk Bulge The sequoia Bushwhacker The lawnmower Hoover tower The Washington monument The Lincoln memorial The pocket monster The pocket rocket The mongoose The ground squirrel The trombone Dong Torpedo Sausage Philly Cheesesteak The pendulum Babymaker Toy soldier Antenna The titanic Zeus Ares List of Testicle Terms (in order of production) Balls Stones Family Jewels Meatballs Reece's Pieces Nuts Coconuts Weights Walnuts Gonads Dumbbells Truffles The sperm factory Peanuts Chestnuts Package Grenades Huevos Water Balloons Wheels Itchy and scratchy Beavis and butthead Tweedledee and Tweedledum Easter eggs Fiery Coals Jellybeans Sack The two amigos Maracas.

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Reproductive System, Day 2 Grades 4-6, Lesson #12
Family Life and Sexual Health, Grades 4, 5 and 6, Lesson 12 F.L.A.S.H. Reproductive System, day 2 Grades 4-6, Lesson #12 Time Needed 40-50 minutes Student Learning Objectives To be able to... 1. Distinguish reproductive system facts from myths. 2. Distinguish among definitions of: ovulation, ejaculation, intercourse, fertilization, implantation, conception, circumcision, genitals, and semen. 3. Explain the process of the menstrual cycle and sperm production/ejaculation. Agenda 1. Explain lesson’s purpose. 2. Use transparencies or your own drawing skills to explain the processes of the male and female reproductive systems and to answer “Anonymous Question Box” questions. 3. Use Reproductive System Worksheets #3 and/or #4 to reinforce new terminology. 4. Use Reproductive System Worksheet #5 as a large group exercise to reinforce understanding of the reproductive process. 5. Use Reproductive System Worksheet #6 to further reinforce Activity #2, above. This lesson was most recently edited August, 2009. Public Health - Seattle & King County • Family Planning Program • © 1986 • revised 2009 • www.kingcounty.gov/health/flash 12 - 1 Family Life and Sexual Health, Grades 4, 5 and 6, Lesson 12 F.L.A.S.H. Materials Needed Classroom Materials: OPTIONAL: Reproductive System Transparency/Worksheets #1 – 2, as 4 transparencies (if you prefer not to draw) OPTIONAL: Overhead projector Student Materials: (for each student) Reproductive System Worksheets 3-6 (Which to use depends upon your class’ skill level. Each requires slightly higher level thinking.) Public Health - Seattle & King County • Family Planning Program • © 1986 • revised 2009 • www.kingcounty.gov/health/flash 12 - 2 Family Life and Sexual Health, Grades 4, 5 and 6, Lesson 12 F.L.A.S.H.
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Epididymo-orchitis In men over the age of 35 years the most Epididymo-orchitis Bladder common cause is a urine infection – with local Seminal spread of infection from the bladder. This may Epidiymo-orchitis – the basics vesicle Epididymo-orchitisIt is a condition- the basics affecting men characterised by also occur after surgical procedures such as pain and swelling inside the scrotum (ball bag) Prostate Rectum cystoscopy or catheterisation. Epididymo-orchitisand is duea tocondition an infection eitherthat in causesthe: pain and Urethra Occasionally it may also be due to a ‘gut’ swelling inside the scrotum (ball bag). epididymis – tube carrying the sperm from bacterial infection from insertive anal Te s t i s the testicle to the vas deferens and then the intercourse. It is due to an infectionurethra either or water in pipe the: (epididymitis) Rarely epididymo-orchitis may be caused by Penis • epididymistesticle – tube (orchitis) carrying the sperm from the other infections such as mumps or tuberculosis. testicle to theepididymis vas deferensand testicle (epididymo-orchitis)and then the Vas urethra or water pipe (epididymitis) deferens What would I notice if I had epididymo-orchitis? • In men under the age of 35 years it is usually A rapid onset of pain and swelling in one or testicle (orchitis) Epididymis caused by a sexually transmitted infection (STI) sometimes both of your testicles. • epididymisin theand water testicle pipe e.g. (epididymo chlamydia or gonorrhoea.-orchitis) Scrotal Te s t i s Some men may also notice a discharge from Skin Prompt medical assessment is needed to the tip of the water pipe and/or pain on passing In people undermake 35 sure theyou don’t infection have a twisted is testicleoften sexually urine.
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Patient and Family Education Information for Parents About Retractile Testicles Your son has a retractile testicle. This is not dangerous, but there are some things you should know about this condition. How do testicles develop? During pregnancy, the testicles in boy babies actually grow inside Tunnel the abdominal cavity, not in the scrotum. Four months before Testicles birth, a tunnel formed by the smooth lining of the intestinal To scrotum cavity pushes down through the groin into the scrotum. Between 1-2 months before birth, the testicles move down through his tunnel to be anchored in the scrotum. As the tunnel moves through the abdominal muscles, it is wrapped with some of the muscle tissue. This muscle is called the cremaster muscle. When a boy is cold or nervous the cremaster muscle contracts, pulling the testicle up out of the scrotum and into the groin area. Testicles move through Is it dangerous for my son to have a retractile testicle? tunnel to Tunnel scrotum Closes In some boys, even though the testicle makes the complete trip into the scrotum, that testicle may move up and down along the tunnel. Some doctors believe that this is an exaggerated reflex response. Such testicles are called ‘retractile testes’ because they retract into the groin when the cremaster muscle contracts. This retraction can make it hard to find the testicle on examination. Sometimes it may be difficult to tell the difference between a retractile testicle and an undescended testicle (one that never made the full trip into the scrotum during development). There are significant differences between the two conditions.
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THE UNIVERSITY of EDINBURGH
THE UNIVERSITY of EDINBURGH Title Urethroscopy: an aid to diagnosis, treatment and prognosis of urethral conditions in the male due to gonorrhoea Author McFarlane, Wilfrid Qualification MD Year 1919 Thesis scanned from best copy available: may contain faint or blurred text, and/or cropped or missing pages. Digitisation Notes: • Page 8 of Supplement at back is missing Scanned as part of the PhD Thesis Digitisation project http://librarvblogs.is.ed.ac.uk/phddigitisation URETHROSCOPY an aid to Diagnosis, Treatment and Prognosis of Urethral Conditions in the Male due to GONORRHOEA. "by Wilfrid McFarlane, M.C., M.B., Ch.E. (Edin) L.R.C.P. & S.E. M.O. 9. Stationary Hospital, Havre. 1916 M.O. i/c Gonorrhoeal Division, Military Hospital, Hemel Hempstead. 1918 M.O. Venereal Hospital, Cambridge. Thesis for"the Degree of M.D. - f 1• THE ANATOMY AMD HISTOLOGY OF THE URETHRA AND THE PATHOLOGY OF GONORRHOEA. In order to make a correct diagnosis and to carry out a sound treatment of any disease it is essential to have an accurate knowledge of the anatomy of the l • organ affected and of the pathology of the disease affecting it. THE -ANATOMY OF THE MALE URETHRA. It is merely necessary to bring out those points which will enable one to understand the effect of Gonorrhoea on the urethra, especially in longstanding cases. The urethra is the channel by which urine passes from the bladder to the outside. Into this channel open the ejaculatory ducts and thus it acts also as a passage for the spermatic fluid. In its course from the neck of the bladder to the root of the penis the urethra describes a curve, the concavity of which looks upwards and forwards.
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