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June 2003 1 2 File 770:142 baby, programmed a Westercon, and got a rations. She bordered the top of the living promotion. Suddenly he was halfway through room walls with construction-paper 45-rpm his twenty-fifth year of publishing and hadn’t records. Each had a label of a rock-’n-roll hit, put out an issue in over twelve months. plus a few special dedications like “O Daddy, That would be me. O Daddy” by Sierra and the Graces. I enjoyed Several friends noticed the long silence. them so much we left them up for weeks. They asked with utmost delicacy if they had A couple days later, on Tuesday, Diana missed an issue or their subscription had ex- engineered a surprise party at work and pired. I felt like the press agent of a critically brought Sierra, who everybody loved getting ill celebrity each time I gravely assured them to see in person. I enjoyed that a lot, and there another issue was in the works. Indeed, the was more to come. 142 next issue always seemed “just about finished” For Thursday night’s LASFS meeting, because I worked on it a couple of hours every Diana conspired with my friends Rick Foss week. But do the math: it takes a hundred and Ed Green to deliver the surprises: a huge File 770:142 is edited by Mike Glyer hours of work to produce an issue of File 770 . chocolate cake and an order of pizzas. Every- at 705 Valley View Ave., Monrovia That means I’ll finish the next issue…right one pounced on the food like starving wolves File 770 CA 91016. is available for about now. the moment they finished singing “Happy news, artwork, arranged trades, or And since I’d hate to start over from Birthday.” by subscription: $8 for 5 issues, $15 scratch, I beg your pardon for all the antique When I blew out the lone candle Ed com- for 10 issues, air mail rate is $2.50. “news” this time. Tom Galloway encouraged mented, “I see you didn’t get your wish” – Telephone: (626) 305-1004 me to call it “revisionist history” and let it go Jerry Pournelle was still in the middle of ren- E-Mail: MikeGlyer@cscom at that. dering the mournful variation of Happy Birth- Art Credits The three things I devoted so much time to day sung to the tune of “Volga Boatman.” Alan White: Cover, 3, 5, 21, 24, since last issue all get their due here. Sierra’s Truthfully, I enjoyed Jerry’s enthusiasm. A 26, 31, 40, Bacover progress is reported in loving detail on pages good thing, because five minutes later Larry Bill Rotsler: 2, 13, 18 8-9. Westercon comes alive from the pages of Niven arrived and proved that great minds Kurt Erichsen: 11, 14, 30 John Hertz’ notebook. And the promotion? think alike. Hearing the reason for the party, Joe Mayhew: 20 I’ve worked for IRS Appeals since 1987, Larry decided he should serenade me with the and last October successfully applied to join “Volga Boatman” birthday song as well. I Julia Morgan-Scott : 28 its Technical Guidance unit. Right out of the enjoyed it again. Keith Stokes (photos): 4, 10, box I was assigned to advise the creators of Diana later told me she had a hard time 17, 24, 33, 34 the “Offshore Voluntary Compliance Initia- getting Ed to tell her what kind of pizza the Sheryl Birkhead: 35 tive.” The program is aimed at bringing back club members would like. He kept answering, Grant Canfield: Cover, 37 into the system those who have stashed unre- well, what kind of pizza does Mike like? I Grant Canfield: 13, 22, Bacover ported income in a tax haven country and are explained to Diana that Ed hadn’t really been Rick Foss: (photos) 2 using part of it to pay charges incurred on a evading her question, just being polite, be- Diana Glyer: (photos) 8,9,40,41 Visa or Mastercard issued by the foreign bank. cause he knows that LASFS members’ favor- Jim Bearcloud: 16 I do much more work-related writing than ite kind of pizza is -- free! before, and I enjoy that, although it’s an added Copyright Makes Might: My apologies to challenge to have my vocation and my recrea- Colleen Crosby. She should have been cred- tion powered by the same creative battery. ited in File 770:141 for her photograph of Mike Glyer’s Editorial Notes Fifty Candle Blowout: File 770 passed its Chaz Boston Baden (first photo at the top of 25 th anniversary in January, then came my 50 th page 11, on the left.) “I used to get frustrated that [File 770] ap- birthday in February: there have been a lot of And thanks to Chaz Boston Baden, the peared so irregularly, but now that it is one of birthday candles blazing in Monrovia. In our hard-working proprietor of the site where I the few fanzines that has survived earlier eras family we spread the celebration out for a full found the photo, Hazel’s Picture Gallery I have to assume that it is all part of a Master seven days, and Diana treated me to the great- (www.boston-baden.com). Chaz writes, “It Plan.”— John Foyster est Birthday Week in history. may interest you to know that I now have For the family party on Sunday, February about 9000 digital photos in Hazel’s Picture Revisionist History: Once upon a time, there 16 (my actual birthday) everyone dressed in Gallery. He’s doing everything he can to iden- was an editor who published a newzine for Fifties theme costumes. Sierra wore a poodle tify the faces in his pictures, and make it possi- twenty-four straight years. Then he had a skirt her aunt had made. Diana had great deco- ble for people to search by name in the index. Left : My ex- pression the moment Ed sprang the sur- prise; Middle : Party conspira- tors Ed Green and Rick Foss; Right : Birthday soloist Larry Niven. Photos courtesy of Rick June 2003 3 Scare Wares The Fears For Ears CD featuring the vocal talents of Lloyd Penney appeared in time for Hallowe’en 2002. The spoken-word anthol- ogy contains five horror stories, written by some of Canada’s best-known horror writers. The five stories on disk are: “Manifestations” by David Nickle, “Underground,” by Tanya Huff, “The Witches’ Tree” by Shirley Meier, “The Vampires Next Door” by Peter Sellers, and “The Rug” by Edo van Belkom. The recordings are broadcast-quality audio, remi- niscent of popular old radio dramas, and created with the most modern technology, music and sound effects. The makers boast that their work involved, “Three hundred hours of recording and editing, more than 20 actors, scores of sound effects and lots of News of Fandom fabulous, creepy music make for one chilling disk, guaranteed to send that shiver up your spine.” Fandom’s World Class Lifter 1980s. She also painted cover art for paper- To order your own copy of Fears For Fandom’s future Olympian, Benn Overkamp, back novels. Her years of popularity, how- Ear s , check out the website keeps climbing the ladder of athletic success. ever, have not prepared her to handle the www.fearsforears.com. The CD is US$17.95, In March 2001, his performance the Jr. Na- discovery that her legions of fans include plus $1.95 administrative fee, payable by tional Championships in Los Angeles se- Iraq’s former dictator, Saddam Hussein. PayPal. cured his place on the United States’ Jr. Televised reports about Saddam’s palaces World team. He followed that success by and residences revealed two of Rowena’s GUFF placing fourth at the National USA Weight- paintings hanging on the wall in a secluded GUFF is the Going Under Fan Fund or the lifting Championships in April 2002. Baghdad townhouse where Saddam brought Get Up-and-over Fan Fund, depending on Now age 20, Benn is competing for the his girlfriends. which direction it’s running. So GUFF will first time as an adult lifter by Olympic stan- Rowena told a reporter for the New York be “going under” its next time around, send- dards. At the 2003 National USA Weightlift- Daily News, “I would give anything to get ing the winner to either Australia or New ing Championships, held in Chattanooga this them back. I am so upset that they are there.” Zealand (or both) in 2004. Interestingly, May, he competed against 20 men (including She sold the two paintings years ago -- one GUFF is a fund that imposes no requirement three former Olympians) and astounded eve- went for $20,000 to a Japanese collector -- on the winner to attend a particular conven- ryone by taking a silver medal (second and hadn’t heard about them since. tion in either of those countries. Vying for place), lifting 324.8 lbs. in the snatch and The reporter supposed Rowena was upset the right to attend no particular convention in 396.5 lbs. in the clean and jerk. to discover her works in the hands of an infa- the Antipodes are Doug Bell and Pat Benn had been struggling this past year mous figure. Or did she take it badly that her McMurray. with a back injury and feared he would lose paintings remained untouched while looters Voting is open to anyone who was active his spot as a resident at the Olympic training were emptying the city of four thousand in fandom prior to Easter 2001, and who center.