keeps the THE UBYSSEY doctor away VOL. XLVII, No. 33 VANCOUVER, B.C., FRIDAY, JANUARY 8, 1965 CA 4-3916 New group bucks birth control ban By IAN CAMERON UBC's newly-formed Demographic Society plans to go ahead with distribution of birth-control information despite the Criminal Code of Canada and the AMS. The Demographic Society's constitution, placed before the AMS University Clubs Commit tee Wednesday, states the group intends to "disseminate birth control literature". However the Criminal Code of Canada, section 150, subsec tion C, calls this an offence. And Thursday AMS presi dent Roger McAfee denied re ports given to the downtown news media to the effect the AMS has approved the spread of birth control information at UBC. But Sieglinde Streda, found er of the Demographic Society, said she is not worried by the possibility that the constitution —ben mckinnon photo may not be passed by the AMS SPEEDY SCIENCEMEN raced and rioted while blocking B.C. Hydro bus Thursday on "We have been informed by BOB CRUISE Chancellor Boulevard to protest fare increase. Demonstration fizzled until Sciencemen Gordon Dowding (MLA anc ... 51 too many discovered University Blvd. express service had been moved. Hydro officials said only Vancouver lawyer) that thert people inconvenienced were students riding bus. is a further subsection of the Criminal Code that states no Revampers one shall be prosecuted under Service disrupted this section if they are acting Grease fire in the public good," she claim unrealistic, ed. "This means that we may be says Cruise Buses continue doused able to spread birth control in formation legally, because as By AL BIRNIE A grease fire in the far as we are concerned it is An AMS executive member Acadia Camp kitchen in the public good," Miss said Thursday two B.C. Stu caused minor damage to Streda said. dent Federation members who thru snowfight the walls and ceiling "If the laws of Canada will want to revamp student coun Thursday. Despite snowballing students, the extra B.C. Hydro bus allow us to do this, the AMS cil don't know what they arc service will continue through the current freeze-up. Kitchen staff said ac should too." talking about. While top-level university cumulated grease at the McAfee said the AMS con And despite frequent falls, First vice-president Bob and Hydro officials met to hash ; rear of a large oven stitution prevents it from ap only injuries reported by stu Cruise said the proposal ad out transit problems Thursday, caught fire at 2:45 p.m. proving any actions by students dents to Health Service resul vanced by Hardial Bains and a two-hour snowball battle be The staff tossed baking that are contrary to Canadian ted from snowballing. (See tween the engineers and other soda on the blaze until law. Greydon Moore is unrealistic story Page 5). ( students near the Engineering v the firemen arrived. He said the Demographic So and unworkable. Administration officials say building disrupted the bus ser Major damage to the ciety's constitution has not ap Bains and Moore suggested the snow situation is well in peared before the AMS. vice. camp was a hole firemen the council size be increased hand barring another large "It may be in the hands of Hydro officials complained chopped in the ceiling of snow fall. University Clubs Committee, from 26 to 51 members. to Sir Ouvry Robert's traffic the dining hall to see if And at press time Thursday, (Continued on Page 2) patrol that if snowballing dis , the fire had spread. (Continued on Page 2) turbed their schedule they it was snowing. SEE: McAFEE DENIES SEE: REVAMP might cancel the extra service. Results of the official con 10-foot drop Fire drills impossible ference were encouraging, ac cording to UBC information services director Ralph Daly. Daly said service may be a Campers yell 'Heir, get escapes little poorer in the afternoon, but the morning schedule will By DOUG HALVERSON The escapes are made of continue at the present rate. Fort Campers can finally wood but carpenters on the Buildings and grounds crews have a fire drill. job said this is standard for are working 16 hours on the After more than 20 years, rooming houses and old apart parking lots and hope to have Housing has decided to install ments that must have fire them 60 per cent clear by Mon fire escapes. escapes added. day. Up until this week the fire Fire Chief R. W. Rowland "But the president's ban on escape doors at the ends of said escapes of this sort would cars without snow tires or each hut hall opened onto a not be allowed on a new b-; 'M- chains continues," Daly cau ten-foot drop to the ground. ing. He added . buildings tioned. Fort Camp Council vice- such as the Fort huts would "Everyone who can should president Nelson Riis said not be allowed either. ride the bus, and if not, should council finally decided this "The buildings don't -^eet make sure their vehicles are was too much. the code, but that's ; -: of properly equipped." "We got Housing administ any building 20 to *,," yonrs Outside laborers are being rator Leslie Rohringer down old," he said. hired to work on the icy walks here and asked him what the - ON THE COVER: The many facts of Bruno Gerussi through on* lent of Paul Clancy. Elsewhere in Pag* Friday, there are words for and of Gerutti and his *go- metpiantim. Editor: DAVE ABLETT Criticism.. John K*ls*y Films, Books .Graham Olney Currant Affairs.. P*t*r P*nx Artwork.._J*ff Wall, Al Hunt*r, G*rry Ehman Welcome back and if you've been having trouble getting back, don't read the piece on this page. Mike Hunter, ... a roaring, snarling — yes, driving compulsion . . who on the odd occasion slow to inspect her, six or hitchhiker, be prepared for becomes deeply angered seven hairy accomplices will the worst. and pours forth his rage leap from the shadows, seize Once inside the car, he on paper, does just that ARGUMENT your doorhandles, and will: on this page. plunge into the car with her. 1. Spread his wet um The object of his con You are lost. brella and raincoat on your tempt: hitch-hikers. You Hitchhikers are unscrupu upholstery, and kick his see, Mike has real, red lous. They will use thumbs, muddy feet against the seats. leather upholstery — just The old hitch-hiker hater legs, signs (such as "Radar 2. Slam the door, gener about the color of his trap ahead" — presumably ally so hard it doesn't latch bank account — in his roars an epic — Fingering to make you feel you owe properly, thereby giving him black TR-4. the Thumb: or how to toil them all sorts of gratitude, a chance to slam it again. The companion piece, i.e. a ride). They will tickle 3. Roll down the window, on Page Three, is by the omnipresent moocher your most secret feelings in creating a draught on the John Kelsey who could and waylay him ditchward. an attempt to make you back of your neck. charm a John into giving stop. 4. Light up a cigaret, him a ride. Well, per most prized possession, your They will try to appear blow smoke in your face, haps charm isn't the right By MIKE HUNTER car. Without the car, you are loaded with books (Hard word, but John makes his HEN I was very small, and butt ashes everywhere a mere pedestrian. working Student); helplessly point. And he comes up I am told, I took but the ashtray. If he chews W caught without busfare, or with a few hints for the great glee in stealing a small All hitchhikers are ugly, gum, he will deposit that in a hurry to get home to likes of hitch-hiker-hater neighbor's doll buggy and pimply, have B.O. and bad under the seat, too. dying grandmother (Clinging Hunter. ripping up and down her breath. There is no such 5. If you are caught in a Vine); stranded in merciless speed trap, he will get out, Also on Page Three, driveway with it, daring her thing as a good-looking, elements (Dripping Umbrel- quickly. the first of the pieces on to get in the way. hiker. BEWARE OF DE la). 6. He will ask you stupid Gerussi — compressed I am now about 22, per COYS. They will also try to get questions about a) the wea from an interview by haps no more mature, but Favorite trick of the pimp even with drivers. They will ther b) how many accidents Barbara Schumiatcher this infantile trauma has be ly, ugly, foul-smelling hitch stand alluringly in "no stop you've had c) how old you that started with Barbara come malignant in my old hiker is to place a superfic ping" zones, with a motor are d) then why are you introducing herself and age. It has become the ially tempting female of the cycle policeman craftily con only in third year? ended with three hours cause of what I might call species on the curb. As you cealed just around the cor 7. He will ask you to stop of juicy Gerussi talk. my Magnificent Obsession ner. in the middle of a traffic On Page Four, the — a roaring, snarling — yes, 2. METHOD lane in front of Brock or books start: Jim Lotz, re driving compulsion. At all costs avoid the Buchanan, because that's viewing The Deserter, I hate pedestrians. hitchhiker .Annoy him. Tempt where he wants to get out. Douglas Le Pan's new I am the epitome of slush- him. Tease him. But never 6. He will debark and is book; Basil Ratslaff re slopping, sneering beliger- give him a ride. sue a condescending grunt views Harry The Rat ence on wheels. I am to the Signalling: You may point of thanks which you will be With Women; Jules Feif- man on the sidewalk what skywards with the index unable to hear because of fer's "sexy, savage, sar Raid is to little green bugs. finger, indicating you in the noise of the door slam donic" novel of the man I am inconsiderate, vicious, tend to drive just one more ming. who is perfect — as the the Menace in Dennis. block. Or you may point cover says; and Claire Half of my life has been 4. MORAL with same index finger side Weintraub starts a re devoted to a study of this You can fool some of the ways, indicating you are view — there's more to annoying creature, the ped hitchhikers some of the time, turning off the main road come — of The Demons, estrian. It is for this reason but I wouldn't want my sis just ahead. by Heimito von Doderer that I feel particularly qual ter to marry one. (There are several vari —and the review comes ified to reply to Mr. Kel- ations of the finger signal, from both the English sey's outrageous and ir most of them obscene). and German versions of responsible admissions over You may also shrug, tak THE WRITER the two-volume work. there about hitchhikers, who ing both hands off the steer Taja Bhavan and Ian are to my mind the most ob ing wheel, and indicate "full Mike Hunter is the irre Cameron takes a look at noxious of pedestrians. car" or "too small" or sponsible owner of a very bistros on Page Five. I hate hitchhikers. "road's too icy, can't stop in small, very noisy, very fast, Frank Harris forgets his I wish to pass on to you, in time." As you do this, swerve and very hitch-proof sports life and loves —(frankly, keeping with my Supreme towards him, forcing him to car. it's not the same Harris) Purpose, my latest driver's leap back onto the curb. The soles of his feet are — for a bit of poesy on manual on pedestrians, en Take advantage of any pud •oft and rosy the Night before New titled The Seven-Year Hitch, dles in gutters. rosy as a Year's. or Fingering the Thumb. MAG— Baby's bot Further back there, • • • , The P r e t e n d-You-Don't tom, except Goldfinger Triumphs 1. THE QUARRY See-Them approach is also for slight cal over The Man From Rio. The first thing to remem quite successful, but is also louses where And more. ber about hitchhikers: They most infuriating to the hiker. the right foot are pedestrians, except far If you do not pass him by tramps the more dangerous. They want fast enough, he will a) spit • c c e leralor, to get at your car, and they b) hurl rocks or c) wave his and on the will do anything to accomp thumb obscenely. Hitchhikers left foot where the clutch lish this dastardly deed. blatantly believe that you, is occasionally depressed. Remember what mother as a colleague in classes, owe It has been seven years said about them: Hitchhikers them a ride. since he so much as look a who catch you will a) rape 3. OBSERVATIONS bus or walked more than a PF Two b) rob c) stab you and, If you are unfortunate block from the parking lot. Worst, d) run off with your enough to be trapped by a His middle name is Vrooxn. the wealth, and only wants to send companies all over to feel liberal as hell. doing mainly that. And we He will become most re should be able to take calcitrant when asked civil chances in the theatre . . . ized questions about himself; that means not being afraid most annoyed when you ask to fail. We need playwrights what that little knob does, —people paid to write plays and proceed to pull it; and — commissioned — earning most chintzy when you ask their living at it so that they him to take you to your des can experiment. tination, instead of heaving Stratford, The Canadian you out three blocks away. Players, Manitoba Theatre The non student group has Centre, Le Theatre du Nou many sub-types. veau Monde . . . These things There is the garrulous are good but they aren't tradesman, wishing he had enough and they suffer too gone to university. To save often from lack of funds. his ego, he must heap scorn Theatre has to be subsidized. on your head and decry the Look at Europe — the first institution. He will tell you things they rebuilt after the of his success without no war were the theatres. book larnin'. On why he tells sick jokes The old grad is even on his one man show. worse. He will reminisce You got to do that . . . the about the old days, filling sardonic or cynical thing is your ears with false bumf, part of life. And as Albee expecting uproarious laugh says, neither kindness or ter at his lecherous tales. cruelty mean anything alone. He is usually going to the It's the combination of the registrar's office to find out two that's the teaching emo what courses he needs to tion. Besides, I use them for really complete his degree. transition ... I never want Old ladies are the worst, the audience to know what's but fortunately they usually coming next. There's beauty are afraid to pick up hitch in ugliness too. hikers. The ones who aren't afraid will tell you what a On egotism in actors. sweet young lad (or lady) Lots of actors are neurotic. you are, and ask you about Some are egomaniacs. .But your mother, who she I don't think it's a necessary knows. characteristic. Mind you, You invariably look like you've got to have some ego. your father, and remind her It takes courage—going onto of her grandson. No-one the stage is like going into knows why old ladies come the bull ring . . . to campus. On whether he's a method There are no good drivers. actor. You must grin and bear Stanislavsky is only the your burden, as must we all. beginning of acting. I've done his exercises — but I do the emotional thing in tuitively anyway . . . It's great if you can sit on the The eompleat hitch-hiker PEOPLE stage and make yourself really cry — but unless the next car will surely stop. audience cries too, it's of no Despatch him for help; he value at all. can let you off on the way. The best way to get a ride Gerussi tells On theatre in Quebec. A reply to the nit-wit (without removing your The theatre in Quebec is shirt) is to be a girl. Hitch all about how more vital than the English- opposite from the dean your skirts up to your waist speaking theatre in the rest (here you may remove your to be tops in of Canada; and that's be of modern hitch-hikers— shirt too) and hiking is easy. cause actors make more sac Canada's theatre rifices, take time to learn or — Goldenthumb, a sequel Unless the driver's mom By BARBARA their craft and don't consider to the man with the golden arm. my has warned him about that they've 'made it' when rape. SCHUMIATCHER they land a role in a tele A gentleman is also wise Bruno Gerussi says "You vision series. They'll work thumb jauntily lifted. If By JOHN KELSEY to use this method. Be know I'm a talker — I can 16 hours a day just to be three or so cars pass you ITCH-HIKERS, being crafty enough to stand be communicate that way." part of. a group like Le by, wave your arms and much maligned by driv hind such a girl, and be fast So listen to what he has Theatre Du Nouveau Monde H bounce up and down a bit. ers such as that irrespons enough to leap into the car to say> . . . which is tops artistic Before the ambulance ar ible nit-wit opposite, need before the driver escapes ally but often in trouble rives to sop up the remains On what the theatre is and rules to survive. with his prize. Leap in front financially. of the driver who swerved of her if you must. Gentle why people go there. The breed of good hikers to miss you, wave your shirt On what he has to contri men compensate their lack Theatre has to be part of is fast driving into the or a red bandanna. The bute to theatre. of sex appeal with agility society. It's not the icing on thumb-set. The unbred are Well, I've been fortunate standing at the wayside, con and speed. the cake at all—it's the yeast in my life . . . my career or demned to the purgatory of inside the cake. The reason shank's (or Shrum's) mare THE WRITER people go to the theatre is whatever you want to call it. by the irresponsible actions because it's one of the few I work in all media. I sup of nit-wits like the opposite. There are many varieties institutions left where—well port my family. I work with of drivers—most of them ob it doesn't always happen— Good hikers wait not. John Kelsey is the owner the top people. I try to help noxious. The first hint of in fact it happens all too They know the devious way of the oldest, dirtiest, mud the driver is the car. rarely—but when it does— people like Jean Gascon and to outwit the nits, to pacify diest, most comfortable pair when it DOES the audience Douglas Campbell when the infantile urges of the Choose the new car. of shoes on campus. He uses and the actors become one. free-wheeling, non-stopping You will want to impress they lobby for government them 'to walk a lot, he says. And I don't mean this to motorist. But not very far — just to your friends when you roll support for the theatre, be down the windows to yell sound like preaching. You Here, for the edification the nearest cause theatre is a necessity at them. Your image is your don't just say 'Wasn't that of those who t h u m b 1 e curb to hitch —why spend all these bil most important asset. great' . . . When it really through life, are a few max hike, or just Treat sports cars like the happens it changes peoples' lions of dollars on missiles • ims, garnered in my early to his room- sardine cans they are. You lives. That's why the thea and junk that's going to be days during long hours of male's cocoon will find yourself in the sui tre really exists. That's why obsolete in a few years any thought beside the road, for to -bum his cide seat beside a laughing I'm in it anyway. obtaining rides, together (the room way? I like directing and maniac who cannot drive; with a compendium of driver mate's) car. When he has On what Canadian theatre I'm doing some writing now the top down, his pipe and types, gathered when rides bummed it, he (haw haw) needs. too. It's taken me a long UBC scarf flapping in your and success came my way. never picks up riders. face. I get impatient — there's time you know — because Kelsey once owned a car The good hitch-hiker act After the car is selected, a hell of a lot of apathy. I'm a talker . . . — it ate its weight in re ively solicits his ride—never note the driver. They fall Any little success and we pairs in six months. He . . . and it's perfectly true. accepting derisive fingers in roughly into two types, stu tend to play it safe. And junked it. He is. the air, and never waiting dents and otherwise. that's partly due to the fact He writes From The John that the theatre is not suf for a friend to drive by. Beware both. on The Ubyssey's editorial The student driver usually ficiently subsidized in Can Be aggressive. page and is Page Friday hates hitchhikers, and picks ada. We should be able to '• Stand forcefully in the critic's editor. you up to feel humanitarian. take time to train people PF Three middle of the road, arm high, He is perhaps in Arts II. He hasn't heard of sharing properly. We should be. able who are seeking him. Rusty Harry it is better to receive takes odd jobs, lazes, walks than to give. Lessons by around, forms brief and But Feiffer was not intent BOOKS brittle friendships, gets on creating a wonderful, one- drunk, becomes involved in horse Harry who would live BARRY HALL the underworld. for 100 years and a day and While trying to contract then expire all together. No, 5-String Banjo Harry falls to pieces in The mature out of life, he finds himself This Folk & Blues Guitar deeply involved with a psy pieces. man angry young chotic woman and a fellow His downfall comes when has • man comes forth— deserter. What he does is he becomes involved in a less important than what he modern-day school for scan CONFIDENCE See the new Guitars at last at last. thinks, sees, feels, and im dal, the members of which, You, too will have confidence in from Spain agines. seeing Harry as a threat to By JIM LOTZ Although Rusty is alien their work, determine to CONTACT LENSES destroy him. Mediterranean Shop Pity the poor Canadian ated from society, he wel by LAWRENCE comes this alienation. He novelist! After a lifetime of The creature they choose C 4347 W. 10th listening, learning and liv does not rail against it, does to trap Harry The Rat is as ALVERT ing, he may bring forth a not descend into self pity. hard-nosed as they come and "He specializes" Phone: 228-8412 book in anguish and agony. The characters who swim she hates men — but she 70S Blrks Bid* MU 3-1816 within his ken appear as On to paper he may pour loves Harry. She melts into 9:30-5:30 (Sat. Noon) well-defined, plausible indi his insights and understand Harry's bed as all the others viduals. The strong charac ings, his feelings and frus have done. terization, the well knit trations, his knowledge and Harry, having broken her, prose, and the careful craft- Driving In Europe? wisdom. For what? Or tires of her, of course. manship of this strange For renting, leasing, purchasing, in any European The reputation wreckers rather, for whom? Perhaps a novel give it a power alto are stunned but they swal Country, write for free brochure to thousand people may read gether too rare in modern low their pride and bring in his book in Canada. But he writing. will be lucky if it is pub an international vamp who European Car Service lished or even reviewed in This isn't the story of has been having a ball mess the States or England. Everyman, or Odysseus, or ing up kings, prime minis Suite 1002 When a talent like Mal Sir Galahad, or of any of the ters and what have you. 62 Richmond Street West colm Lowry bursts upon the stock searchers and heroes. Harry takes one look at TORONTO 1, ONT. literary scene, it takes some This is Rusty, alone and her and she reminds him of time, to put it mildly, before aloof, self-contained, and yet himself. And Harry reminds his greatness is appreciated. lacking some vital piece. her of herself. Rusty has a fury in his blood Complete Size Range In the circumstances, it is What better pair? 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Formal Wear Ltd. in recent years in the course Pan has set out a small light of publishing new Canadian to guide their feet. apartment with walls of mir fiction. rors so they can enjoy them The latest newcomer to selves many times over. this field is Douglas Le Pan, But, alas, their extended Principal of University Col •QHBHHE ,m$MESTt" stay away from sunlight N. Y. Times lege, University of Toronto. makes their skins so tender Mr. Le Pan's background they cannot touch each other sounds strictly Establish and Harry's wife takes an ment, University of Toronto, All the world assignment overseas, to Filmed in EASTMAItCOLOfi Oxford, Harvard, service wreck the Shah or some with the army in Italy, a loves a lover; thing. spell with external affairs, a harry loves His wife gone, Harry Guggenheim fellowship, spe -tffcffi cial assistant to Pearson himself,too. spends a lonely year, so far, PHTUPPEDEBROCA when he was secretary of that is, as Harry can be state for external affairs, the By BASIL RATZLAFF lonely. rjfc ™*!»u I JEAN-PAUL BELM0N00 Canadian Embassy in Wash Harry's downfall is sealed Harry, what do your par WITH ENGLISH TITIK ington, then secretary of the when he learns she is return Gordon Commission before ents do? Harry's teacher ing. returning to external affairs. asked him early in his ele He is delirious with joy, so In 1959, Le Pan became Pro mentary school career. much so that he rushes out and buys a bouquet of flow fessor of English at Queen's. They love, said Harry. ers. Considering these experi Low-cost permanent protection Teacher, discomfited nat Shock ing. Unthinkable. ences, Mr. Le Pan's first urally, makes an admirable Harry giving something to for your books novel is an astonishing recovery. somebody? achievement. The book Who do they love, Harry? might be classed as "mature Harry, with this act, is no she asks. angry young man". longer perfect. Me, says Harry. It is a strong, almost sav He immediately sprouts a age, denunciation of society. This is the theme of Jules pimple on the end of his But although the book is Feiffer's short and outrag nose. His wife, of course, brutal andj raw, showing a eously funny novel, Harry, when she sees this, will no longer have anything to do realistic approach to life, it The Rat With Women. is also suffused with a with Harry for he no longer strange, poetic view of the Everybody loves Harry. reminds her of herself. world and of people. His parents, his uncles and The rest of the story is aunts, his governess and an No one stands judged or Feiffer's. endless stream of women. condemned; there are no vil Read it. Feiffer has not lains, no heroes. And if Harry is a rat, it created an immortal literary The central character, a isn't because he wants to be. character; he has created a tough virile soldier known It's just that he never notices thoroughly enjoyable bit of only as Rusty deserts from anyone else. fun. the army after the war ends. He is perfect; he knows it. Harry, because he is so He travels to an unnamed His memories of the women perfect, is thoroughly dis- city where once he met and who have loved him are likeable but, when that Book-Ion Plastic Laminate spent the night with a vague blurs. He pays no at pimple appears, you find woman. tention to his surroundings yourself wishing to hell the • Easy to use • Self-adhesive • Crystal clear although he is aware they thing would go away. For about a year, Rusty Protect your investment in books with Book-Ion, drifts around, in a city exist for his pleasure. The book is probably the modern washable plastic laminate. Book-Ion "where anything might hap The finest clothes, furnish loaded with messages galore, keeps books, documents, drawings, etc., like pen". Searching for some if you're looking for them. ings, power and money are new, or can be used to repair damaged articles. thing he feels he should available to Harry if he so If you're not and you've ever Available at your favourite book, stationery or have, he has to evade those much as mentions them be had to squeeze the bejabbers department store in rolls 40" x 9" and 40" x 13". cause anyone who sees out of a tube of Clearasil to Harry naturally wants to blank out that damned spot, Larger rolls, size 400" long by various widths, give to him. Harry accepts it will lift your spirits available on special request. PF Four what is given and he never enough to get you through to Distributed by Ben Sanders Company Limited, Toronto gives in return, for with the mid-term break. Jon York is back in town and again playing at the Bunkhouse this weekend. Remember, he even played in Brock Hall one noon. His material in the safety of a coffeehouse is even better . and a little more risque but guaranteed funny. Also his serious folk is good if you can overcome his immense height and his rather rough voice. otomous list. (By the way, tions of surroundings. The and the Ark had a folk-type this work is not be found in first, at the beginning of the party. I had the choice be the UBC library, except in work, describes the city as tween the two but I like the the original German, which seen from afar, its lights Jubilation Singers very is outrageously difficult, but casting a reddish glow much whereas the Clansmen Kentucky in the literature section of against the black sky. At the and Tom Hawkins have no People are the Vancouver Public Lib end of the work is a brief real appeal. When I walked Colonels will rary, where one copy of description of the house in in I noticed right away that blast root off possessed by each of the two volumes is which Charlotte von Schlag- the crowd was not the usual demons .. . and held). genberg and her new hus folk lovers but there were stodgy Ark. The work and author in band, Emri, are to live. It is many adults and a large so is Claire question: The Demons (Die a house; the tree in the front group of university students By IAN CAMERON garden has been cut down; who were not too interested Damonen) by Heimito vOn At approximately 10:30 to filling the rooms with a suf in the folk music; especially By CLAIRE WEINTRAUB Doderer, published in New night the Ark coffee-house fuse sunlight, waking the as the midnight approached York by Alfred Knopf, 1961. is going to be closed by the (Part One of Some) very house seems at peace and the group continued The novel depends on one Vancouver police. point: people are, or act, with itself and the people drinking. Reading nowadays is too The cause of this will be 'possessed' (as if by demons) within it. often a matter of expedien It was a private party complaints from owner Walt due to some perversion of cy. Enlightenment was never ^eople die, the war with where only members could Robertson's neighbors, the self which arises from some achieved without work, even its absurdities comes, men attend so drinking was al nearest of whom live about sexual or spiritual lack, per if the moment of epiphany change and marry, Rene one block away. These version, or loss. In his own lowed openly but the good seem effortless. Writing is finds a document in an old neighbors will be complain words: "The fanatical crav part about it was that no the laborings of creation; castle from the middle ages ing about the noise made-by ing for the ordering of a one was heavily drinking. why should reading be a dealing with a pseudo witch- the act that starts at the Ark sexuality turned inside out •matter, of dilletantism? trial which sets his course as The price for mixer was tonight, a bluegrass group . . ." One of the principal It is too seldom we spend an historian, fixes his inner atrocious but the price of called the Kentucky Colon characters, Rene Stangeler, a time unlaboring ourselves most being with the kind of pizzas was the same and els. young historian, (perhaps stability necessary to accept from the burden of concen It seems that there are some projection of von Do the world in which he lives. they were (as usual) deli tration, the deliberately im- five of these guys, playing derer himself, who was also Not all events are casual, not cious. the traditional bluegrass ins an historian while at univers all reactions are chemical. The Jubilation Singers THE DEMONS (Die Damo- truments, and, according to ity) says recounting a dream: were splendid and every nen) by Heimilo von Dod- Life has its undiscernable the owner of the Ash Grove, "So much depended upon my song was worth hearing erer pub. N.Y., Alfred events, which only literature in Los Angeles, they are (a) perfecting this rounding off even though I had heard Knopf, 1961, 2 vols. seems to know. In such fic the best, and (b) the loudest, of myself; or, to put it dif each one of them at least tion, the lie is given to the group he has ever heard. ferently, on my replacing the eight times. I consider them word 'fiction.' This makes them pretty pregnated thought, given us piece which had been broken a commercial version of Ian (Part two in a few weeks). good, and awful damn loud. by an author in his work. off and spoiled by the pene and Sylvia and in time they trating sharping point." The idea is, go early, so The thesis of the work in probably will be as good if you can hear them before question is not .perhaps, Each of the principal char not better. It seems to me the cops arrive. This is prob unique. The same may be acters in the work is pictured they have more fun up on BISTROS ably the best chance youll true of the treatment: Mann's as in some state of spiritual stage than a larger part of ever have to hear the noise pedanticism and Proust's or sexual (von Doderer uses their audience does listen-, that Time (The WEAKLY clinical, almost excruciating these terms, not as identities, ing to them. NEWSMAGAZINE) calls attention and analysis of de but as equivilances) mis-state, They love to do bluegrass "The most dynamic sound tail are all present. Yet the and moves by circumstances, Go ethnic tor numbers rather than strict on the entertainment mar thesis and the treatment are flux, change, and natural new year's eve—- ly ethnic folk, like the slant ket today". seldom dealt with in such growth to a point of equili scope, with such erudition, brium, to a state of comple and swing with ing of many songs to a Mari Go. Keep a coffee-house nor such realization of tion and totality. time jig-like rhythm, Some from going broke. This is good grounds. brotherhood week. Good search. Events, 'points along the of their great numbers are grounds for drips. Mann and Proust, how way,' are marked by physical "The Orange Blossom Spe By TAJA BHAVAN ever, are acceptable names. events to commemorate the cial" and "All My Trials" by spiritual change or develop Ever think about spending So, alas ,is Durrell. Or Henry Donna, the female lead. Be Miller. Or (sorry) Kerouac. ment. New Year's Eve in a Coffee Let us simply add another The growth of the work is house? Well, it's quite the lieve me, they are worth see PF Five name to this already dich- delineated in two descrip thing. Both the Bunkhouse ing. GJWUWL QIMM&L to <§£&. LARRY KENT'S 'Uncensored" BITTER ASH One Day Only Thursday, January 14th 12:30, 3:00, 6:00 and 8:00 p.m. 74. A C- CludilDhhwL Admission THOSE ATTENDING MUST $1.00 PRESENT THEIR AMS CARDS •X& ''fA/f'ttf^ ', • MAKE YOUR Further adventures from the WEEKEND many lives and loves of the RESERVATION I indomitable Frank Harris — EARLY Page Fridays poet laureate. j| Type of Car Overnight 24 Hour Day Weekends \ Va'uxhall $1.95+5c $3.95+5c $10.00+5c 'Twas the night before new year's . . . ). Volkswagen 'Twas the night before new years It's midnight, you dot! Acadian T, Chevy II And all through the house Yeah man, oh woman, gimme your lips $5.00+5c $12.00+5e ' Valiant $3.00-f-5c Every creature was stirring An' While the price is for free: gimme Falcon Plus many a louse your hips. Smack! Oh, sorry Parisienne With bottle in hand , Galaxy Waiting the stroke of the clock to Happy new year to you: ' Impala $5.00+5c $8.00+5c $16.00+5c demand You look kinda blue Mustang And take a kiss from every young doll— An' there's snow all around Everyone wishing we had a Moll An' there's snow on the ground: BUDGET RENT - A - CAR Flanders, but since we were tight Slip! smack! crack! 1021 W. Georgia Phone 685-0536 And there were others, Lordy, it was all And a few more bones broke. OPEN 7:30 a.m. - 7:00 p.m. Monday - Friday 8:00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. Saturday and Sunday right! Then we're standing outside Then all of a sudden While this woman she cried There arose a great clatter To welcome the year in .the year out. Like ting-a-ling, thump-thump. The year round about What was the matter? (I am drunk now) Why, look at the clock Then as begin the leaving of cars Just bought out of hock: I look up to the stars There's no more lick-tock! And see this sled full of toys It has stopped, and not at the hour! So I call. "Hey look, boys. How will we know? Shh! be quiet—and off we go Ain't that St. Nick, To the house next door That fat little prick?" Where the clock works, and they have And a friend says, "Yep, that's him. more Loaded with whiskey right up to the Giri, my darlin' to drink, I think. brim." If I can possibly think as I drink. Another reply, "His wife's gonna funk. Because he's been on a week long Then someone pointed and all was silent drunk." Like a house full of people where the A third say then. chilluns run riot. "You damn wrong, my frien'. Where's he poinlin'? I can't see. What with whiskey and beer All's kind of fuzzy, oh fuzzy wuzzy me. It's us celebrated a whole god damn THE BAVARIAN ROOM week too early the coming The clock! The clock. new year." (MODEICIV (All]) — frank harris EUROPEAN and CANADIAN CUISINE • 3005 W. Broadway Phone RE 6-9012 DRAMA Gerussi comes through with a performance Don t wait for the breaks worthy of himself — not from belly, but up Go after them. That's how success begins. from bottoms of feet. At Hawker Siddeley Canada success begins with a 5-year train By CLAIRE WEINTRAUB a man who has named him ing program of challenging work assignments designed to develop Bruno Gerussi gave a con self well within the small specialist and management skills. Your success may well begin cert. Not a talk, or a read confines of an enormous, in an interview with the representative of this all-Canadian com ing, but a concert. Maybe he demanding and often dis pany employing over 20,000 people. told too many sick jokes, appointing profession. The and maybe he spent too man of the moment, the man Challenging positions are available in their steel, steel fabrication, much time on Ferlinghetti, who has only now to live, gas turbine, transportation and mining industries as well as in and maybe he didn't do and chooses to live that mo their engineering laboratories. These positions are open to gradu enough Shakespeare, but he ment with every talent and ates and post-graduates in all branches of Engineering, Arts and Commerce. read Lorca with cadaverous breath at his command — that man is in a difficult Ed Emsley playing a guitar How about you ? accompaniment, and he de position. He must satisfy livered a speech from Ib himself, his audience, and When you join Hawker Siddeley Canada you will start on a satis sen's Peer Gynt which was, his god. fying and rewarding career. It could take you, if you wish, to to quote the colloquy "Right Like all the actors of this locations in Halifax, Montreal, Toronto, Vancouver and other out of sight." writer's acquaintance, Mr. urban centres across Canada. You can be sure the opportunities The man is talented, there Gerussi seems aware of the will be there for the taking. can be no doubt. He ought to tenuousness of his moment— stay within the tenor range, aware there is no recall instead of reaching for a when the act is done. The THE COMPANY REPRESENTATIVE WILL BE bass which does not particu theatre is no place for retri INTERVIEWING ON CAMPUS larly suit him, he ought to bution: there can be none. drop some of the actor's So Mr. Gerussi refers to tendency to spend too much himself, and his own per January 11-13, 1965 time lauding himself, he formance with the reading ought to be more humble of a speech given by Freder- about his craft, he ought not ico Garcia Lorca, on the Ask your Student Placement Director to arrange an to be a poseur when it is question of "la duende". The interview for you obvious there is really no definition is given, 'the spir necessity. it of the earth' which comes, not from the belly, or the He fills, well, the role of throat, but up from the bot toms of one's feet. When Mr. Hawker Siddeley Canada Ltd. Gerussi feels it, his muse and his angel are thrown 7 King Street East, Toronto PF Six out, and we are given that rare occurrence: A Brilliant Perfbrrnance. of purpose disqualifies Dr. Stranglelove) and, specific t^tf YOUR M22A tt MRTtCT ally, French film. One mourns the loss of the West ern sense of humor. Both Triumph triumphs Billy Wilder's odd humor, pIZaTAMA "If sister dies, can I have over Ethel— her room" and Stanley who's seen it Kramer's naive seriousness are significant of the trend X thrice anyway. towards fake seriousness and vulgarity. A trend, "though, WE ARE NOW By ETHEL BLOOMSBURY which was momentarily dis Open for Lunch The first thing any critic pelled by Strangelove. West or reviewer must admit ern humor, in film at least, is EVERY DAY about Triumph of the Will usually so stupidly dry and Try Our Delicious Spaghetti is that it is undoubtedly one unfunny. Again Mr. Wilder Low Prices - Quick Service of the most powerful docu is our example. Hollywood mentary films ever made, re producers seem incapable of from 11:00 a.m. gardless of its intensely dis making films without pur 2676 W. Bdwy. • RE 6-9019 turbing content. To under pose — British producers stand this film fully one are now taking over with must imagine the effect the such films as Hard Day's film had on German audi Night and the Bond movies. ences prior to World War Even the American avant- II — the people for whom guarde seem to lack the the film was made. Hitler essential touch of humor. was trying to win Over the All of the way-out films doubters and in this he suc have, usually, a disturbed ceeded remarkably well. hero wandering aimlessly The presentation of Hitler and melodramatically to as the Saviour of the People wards some goal or other. was not accident. At the be The occasional touch of hu ginning of the film, a long mor seems accidental in an Wagnerian chorus precedes otherwise heavy, forebdoing the first image. Then, the atmosphere. (Foreboding of plane carrying Hitler de what, those dear little film scends, slowly and majestic makers never seem to say.) ally, over spired Nuremburg. After all that grumpiness, The effect is obvious and here is the meat of the story. moving. Hitler is the Messiah That Man From Rio, now descending from the clouds. playing at the Varsity, is At last here was somebody Auric Goldfinger . . . 'Pussy Galore? You're kidding!' wonderfully zany — a good to unite them and solve their enema to wash away the problems. (Roughly the same constipation brought on by opening is used in Berg Kiss Me Stupid. man's Seventh Seal but for Jean-Paul Belmondo, an CINEMA a different purpose). At the airman on leave, winds up end of the film, Hitler and in Brazil looking for a girl a couple of his Reichstag who was kidnapped by some cronies ascend a monument nasty villains who are look James Bond gets diddled to light a torch or something. ing for statutes which will by the deleterious digit The camera is placed well unlock the secret to some back on the top of the mon thing or other. To do all this of Auric Goldfinger — ument. Thus, when Hitler and a trick ending to boot, walks up the stairs, we do Phillipe de Broca sets a but he still can't act not see a human clambering dazzling pace which doesn't and golden nude no good. up marble steps but a god vary until the end titles. head rising from the earth. The film parodies just about One expects Hitler to keep plot itself isn't fearfully every mystery and adven By ED HUTCHINGS rising to the clouds but that bright: at one point they ture movie. There are Goldfinger was to be my is something even Reifen- even revive the bit about the touches of King Solomon's stahl couldn't full off. comfort, first James Bond Movie. Ah, great big saw coming nearer, Mines, a dash of Hitchcock the anticipation: seven gor nearer. Everything in the film is and a generous supply of freedom deliberately m o n u m e ntal Tarzan movie. That's about geous girls — seven, exotic And there is a title song and of epic proportion. The all except to say "don't miss intrigue, sex and sadism, by a female voice of such obvious reason for this is it!" hoo-boy! utterly raucous quality that German love of vastness, dis for the first time in my life As a matter of fact I was cipline, uniformity and so use it! I pitied an audio amplifier. a bit disappointed. If you on. Secondly Hitler wanted Connery, as James Bond to prove his way truly a na want real sex and sadism, manages to be an enigma in tional party. Thus we get MUSIC Many girls start using you have to go to a religious every sense of the word. the ranks of shovel carriers Tampax internal sanitary movie. shouting "I'm from the After seeing him in Marnie, Consider the famous gold Saar" and other, unspellable, protection in the summer so it's clear he can't act. He en nude, who, I thought, places. 'ray tor Davies, they can swim any time of does reasonably well here, was rather timidly pre A good part of the film he brought the month. Yet Tampax has but only, I suspect, because has great numbers of people sented. just as many advantages in he has been more or less marching by, vast congrega symphony close Now if she had been some tions Seig-Heilling their the winter! There's no chaf written out of his own part. to children unpronounceable p r ie s tess little hearts out, thousands ing, no irritation, no odor, hypnotized by Edward G. Ian Fleming's Bond talks a By CAROLE MUNROE of people watching. The vast no bulk, no belts, pins, pads, Robinson and about to capti blue streak, but Connery's ness creates the impression Twenty years from now vate the helpless Rip Torn lines are limited to the oc everybody is 'with' Hitler, critics will stop slamming no worries, no embarrass when Charlton Heston bursts casional dry mutter. When who knew the old axiom Vancouver for its low-class ment. Tampax is made of he actually gets started on that nobody likes to join a taste and lack of apprecia pure surgical cotton, lock losing cause. tion of good music. a lecture about blending GOLDFINGER, directed by Triumph is disturbing but, And a good part of the stitched for safety, protected Guy Hamilton. Scenario, wines, he gets shut up by still, a great film. credit for this goes to Mere by a silken-smooth con Richard Maidbaum and his boss! dith Davies, musical direc Paul Dehn. Gert Frobe tainer-applicator. Your Of course all this does tor and conductor of the (Auric Goldfinger), Harold choice of 3 absorbencies very little harm to such a Vancouver Symphony Or Sakata (Oddjob), Honor simple-minded film. The chestra. (Regular, Super, Junior) Blackman (Pussy Galore) makers are determined to I predict that almost ev and Sean Connery (James wherever such products are entertain, and usually suc ery child who attended the Bond). Vogue. That Man From sold. Canadian Tampax ceed. The evildoers die nois orchestra's Christmas Box ily, bloodlessly, often need Rio reminds Symphony will be back Corporation Limited, Barrie, again — and again. in a holy fit and blasts the lessly. There are two first- Ethel of roses Ontario. class master villains: Harold When the lights went up place with lightning . . . and laurels after the final selection I why, then we might have Sakata as Oddjob, and Gert Frobe playing Goldfinger as By ETHEL BLOOMSBURY watched a boy sitting in seen considerably more of front of me. He was a five- her. a sort of Wunderschaft One always hopes for a Daddy Warbucks. If only I was disappointed too completely zany movie — (Conlinued on Page 8) for Frobe, it's worth seeing. something uninhibited, genu with the gadgetry, which is Try to get there on a slow inely funny and irreverent solid and expensive looking day to spare yourself the of old forms. To find this we but substitutes for the plot bloodthirsty cries of the aud have to turn to foreign films PF Seven I nvented by a doctor— too much of the time. The ience. (the underlying seriousness now used by millions of women Dr; Fred C. SehWar*.; Chris J tian Artti Communist Cru Proof-Like Mint Sets and like °y- Skiing like Stein. BELLOWS Parties like Limbo. MORE MUSIC sade wheel, emotes on Silver Dollars Wanted. Need Extra Money? danger of Yellow-PerH ~. Comfy Stay like Bayshore. 1959-1364. CASH. PRICES Make it in your spare time no, the Red threat I mean. DETERMINED BY CHARL We have it on Mt. Baker. Contact: S. Brounstein Presented by Greater Van (Continued from Page 7) TON'S 1965 CATALOGUE. Phone Bob: 987-5010 Phone: 277-7209 couver Full Gospel Min $40.00, 1959 set, etc. Phone isterial Association. Don't year-old scamp, hair begin AM 1-8829 between 10 p.m.- know how much it costs ning to escape from the 11 p.m. Alan G. Adirim. vaseline clamping it down, and couldn't care less. Jan. the remains of his candy 19 at 8:30. QET. cane all over his chubby The Seagull, play adapted face. from Chekov, flops into BUSINESS "Gosh, Mommy, is it over the QE Playhouse Jan. 13. already?" he asked. OPPORTUNITY Starts at 8:30. Still no He summed up audience prices. Student needed to take over reaction perfectly. Advertising and Distribution Davies planned his pro Babes in the Woods, pre responsibilities for gram with these starry-eyed sented by White Rock "ACADEMIC NOTES" youngsters in mind. The Players. "A pantomime di Must be imaginative and highlight was Peter and the rected by Franklin John WE REQUIRE GRADUATES TO FILL Wolf, with Joy Coghill's su son". Metro Theatre Cen able. RESPONSIBLE POSITIONS IN THE AREAS perb narration, so authentic tre, 1350 SW Marine. Jan. Phone that it was hard to believe 8-16. Probably around 8. RE 8-6375 or RE 3-3614 OF MARKETING AND PRODUCTION. the sound effects were her Goddam all publicity finks or write who don't include prices INTERVIEWS WILL BE CONDUCTED AT own. The audience was Box 255, Vancouver Postal spellbound throughout. on their press rags. God THIS CAMPUS DURING THE MONTH OF When the wolf devoured dam. Station A, immediately. the duck the children JANUARY. Diamond Jubilee Spectacu gasped. lar with Jan Rubes (Bas Teo Repel conducted the • Eyes Examined so). Tuesday, Jan. 19 at John Oliver Senior Mixed • Contact Lenses Fitted For Further Information 8:30 in the QE Playhouse. Choir in three carols. Then Membership pass costs Contact the Student Employment Office Davies invited the audience Armstrong & Rea five bucks. "Mr. Rubes to sing along. University of British Columbia needs no introduction to OPTOMETRISTS He led the carolling, and Vancouver . . . (etc. etc.)". Uptown office: his remarks were as price From the Vancouver 1522 West Broadway less as the music and the -Woman's Musical Club RE 3-1611 happiness of his young audi scandal sheet. ence. Kerrisdale office: BREWERIES AT VANCOUVER, EDMONTON, At one point in the sing 2263 W. 41st Ave. LETHBRIDGE, PRINCE ALBERT, REGINA, WINNIPEG ing of Good King Wenceslas AM 1-1911 he quipped: "We on stage get better, but you people out there seem to get worse!" And the audience loved it. Never had they been in sulted in such a pleasant way. Davies was charming ENGINEERS throughout the whole con INTERESTING cert, explaining selections to Working in small groups, engineers at RCA Victor function the children in language as individual contributors to a wide range of advanced they could easily under electronic projects. Each engineer is encouraged to stand. AND express his own talents and to attain professional recogni Even Santa was not left tion through publication of articles in journals. Below is a out — he bounded across the stage at intermission REWARDING brief listing of some of the fields in which theoretical, handing out candy canes to developmental and application work is taking place: children, who by this time Microwave • Radar were sitting on the edges of communications CAREERS • Systems and Reliability their seats. Military systems studies Thank you, Meredith Space Communications Davies. You gave Vancou • TV and AM Broadcast ver's youngsters a taste of WITH Antennas good music in a most un Installation and Service • Marketing and Sales forgettable way. And very soon these kids will hold symphony season UNUSUAL RESEARCH SCIENTISTS tickets. The RCA Victor Research Laboratories in Montreal hold a SCOPE uniquely important position in Canada's electronics in dustry. Several original programs are under way, and im CALENDAR mediate vacancies exist in some of the fields listed below: AT SOLID STATE PHYSICS ELECTRONICS RESEARCH Studies of Photon Detection Semiconductor Device Eval Three Exhibitions in UBC Processes in Semiconduc uation and Application Stu Fine Arts Gallery. Tues RCA VICTOR tors; Carrier Transport in dies; Development of Satel day, Jan. 12 through to Depletion Layers; Ion-Pair lite Telemetry Systems; Elec ing in Semi-conductors. Sol tronic System Simulation. Jan. 27. Linocuts, intag RCA Victor, a world leader lios, woodcuts and mono- id State Detectors of Nuclear prints by 12 Polish artists; in electronics and commu Particles, Gamma-Rays, X- PLASMA PHYSICS Rays, Ultra-violet, Visible, reproductions from Na Simulation of Geophysical and Infrared Radiation. Near- tional Gallery including nications, is continuously ex Phenomena in the laborato and Far-Infrared Detection works by Cezanne, Gor- ry; Satellite induced pertur panding its engineering and Systems. ot, Gaughin, Rodin and bations; Electromagnetic Seurat; The Debellis Col research facilities, and re Wave Interaction with Ani lection of Early and Rare SYSTEMS RESEARCH sotropic Plasmas; Plasma Editions of Dante. quires graduates and post Radar and Communications Diagnostics; Lasers. graduates in Electrical En Systems Studies; System Fine Arts Gallery, Jan. 15. Simulation; Antenna and W. S. Hart discusses Fac gineering and Engineering Microwave Studies; Mechan simile Drawing. Noon, Jan. ical Design Concepts. 20, Ian McNairn discusses Physics to work with dis Contemporary Polish INTERVIEWS: Graphic Art. Everything tinguished technical teams Representatives of the Company will be interviewing on absolutely free, as usual. on advanced engineering and the campus Rosalyn Tureck, noted Am research projects. Monday, January 11th, 1965 erican pianist, performs in You are invited to contact the Student Placement Office Freddy Wood, Jan. 16 at for an appointment. 8:30. Getch'er free ducats from the AMS or CBC. RCA VICTOR COMPANY. LTD. Technical Products PF Eight 1001 Lenoir St., Montreal 30, Canada Friday, January 8, 1965 THE UBYSSEY Page 5 Meeting tonight Snow Were advanced gets in claims author Fed set to map A UBC professor says in a new book that B.C. has one your eyes of the most advanced educa protest schemes tional systems in Canada. Three minor eye injuries F. Henry Johnson, direct and a score of bumps and or of the faculty of educa bruises have resulted from The B.C. Student Federation will map out plans for pro testing B.C. Hydro bus fare increases at a meeting today. tion's elementary division, campus snow and student makes the statement in the All students, especially those snowball fights. book A History of Public who are presently participat A snowball fight at noon Education in B.C. ing in protests, are invited to Wednesday resulted in the eye Frosh filed He said division of the injuries said the UBC Health attend the meeting at 8 p.m. at 4373 West Thirteenth. province into large admin Service. The injuries were not istrative units and the report A petition now up for ap considered serious. with cards of the Chant commission in proval is asking for the re ''Students have only them to education in 1960 are sumption of former rates for Engineers mistook the Frosh selves to blame," said a health factors accounting for the high school and university stu Office in Brock Extension for services spokesman. DONALD SMILEY excellence. dents. ' a computor Thursday noon— Slippery walks on the Main . . confederation ( they stuffed it full of IBM Mall and around the library • • • cards. Engineering degree have resulted in treacherous "All those coming from city "We decided *to dump this UBC's Applied Science fac footing for students hurrying buses are affected by the in garbage in the most useless Prof to talk ulty will soon offer Doctor of to class. crease," said Federation chair spot on campus," said an en Assistant Superintendent of man Hardial Bains. gineer spokesman. Philosophy degrees in mech anical engineering. Grounds, L. J. Bayley, said an on union Bains said the organization "The fire-marshall told us to attempt to clear these walks a Dr. D. V. Smiley of the pol was protesting the increase remove all the waste card few days ago was unsuccessful itical science department will from five to 20 cents for those board from our building to pre because the snow was too • Eye Glasses be chief speaker in a Jan. 14 students who catch the bus at vent fires." tough. the Blanca Loop. Frosh president Kim Camp • Contact Lenses He said sand had been plac seminar on confederation at "The presentation of a city bell, surveying her office filled • Prescriptions Filled ed on these sidewalks early UBC. transfer or a nickel should en with the cards said: "I would Thursday morning, but a later • Immediate Optical The seminar, sponsored by able a student to reach the uni like to say something but it is snowfall had covered it. Services the Canadian Union of Stu versity from the Loop," he not printable." There are about a dozen men said. currently working to clear dents Committee, will be held - Student Rates - sidewalks on the campus. in International House at 7:30 Bains said high school stu Fag sales banned dents protesting the hike in SEATTLE (PSP)—The school PITMAN OPTICAL Both the RCMP and Sir p.m. student fares will be at the of medicine at the University Ouvry Roberts said there have Vancouver Block Applications are available at meeting. of Washington has banned been no cars impounded or 734 Granville MU 5-0928 CUS Committee office in cigarette sales in its buildings. drivers fined because of being Brock Hall or at the AMS of • • • stuck in the snow without fice. A two-day convention of the chains or snow tires. B.C. Student Federation will The government meteorolog ical service branch at Sea Israel trip be held at UBC Jan. 30 and 31 Island says the end to the Low Two Canadian students will unless booking problems are (faoud&mic ChdLuiltJQA er Mainland cold snap is not win an eight week trip to Is encountered, Bains said. yet in sight. rael and Europe in an essay Five briefs—including ones Sponsor, Coordinate and Support With the new snowfall over competition sponsored by the on fluoridation, the manifesto night, campus authorities have 1. International Affairs discussions — Upper lounge, Canadian Union of Students for student government, and reiterated their plea that stu the organization of a general International House every Monday noon. and El Al Israel airlines. Con dents, faculty and staff leave educational programme for their cars at home and take the tact CUS office for inform high school students will be 2. Poetry Symposia and Creative Writing — Room bus. ation. presented. 420 — International House. Every Tuesday noon. 3. Informal Evening Academic Sessions. Every Satur day evening in private home (invitation mailed on Students and Faculty Save At Our request). *' 4. Seminar on Guerilla Warfare. Every Wednesday at 11th ANNUAL CLEARANCE 6:00 p.m. in the International House Board Room. Starts January 13. Sale of Records 5. Symposia (a) Joint U.B.C.-U.VIC Symposium on "Academics vs. Creativity" held on campus January 15-17. BIGGER AND BETTER THAN EVER! (b) U.B.C. Symposium — Parksville, February 5-7. (c) Spring Symposium on "Morality and Society". POPS—Mantovani — Coniff Kampfert — Presley Al Hirt Pete February 12-14. Fountain. 30% off. FOLK-—Seeger — Baez — Peter, Paul and Mary — Bikel — Belefonte — 6. Special Speakers: The Limeliters. 30% off. (a) Tommy Douglas. NDP National Leader. January JAZZ—Brubeck — Mancini — Peter Nero. 30% off. 20, Brock Lounge 12:30. (b) Mr. Davie Fulton, January 18, Brock Lounge, CLASSICAL — Opera — Chamber — Coral — American and European 12:30. Discs. 30% off. 7. International Affairs, January 25 to January 29. OUR COMPLETE STOCK OF FACTORY FRESH "India Week". L.P. RECORDS REDUCED 20% (a) Panel discussions (b) Movies. Diamond Needles. Top Quality. Most Popular Styles. (c) Dinner. Mono or Stereo 3-88 (d) and India's Republic Day Celebrations. For Information: Contact Program Co-ordinator in SPECIAL CLEARANCE PRICES ON ALL OTHER 260 Brock Extension or Write Box 146. MERCHANDISE. Those interested in a TV - RADIOS - STEREO COMBINATIONS - RECORD Friends of S.N.C.C. Group PLAYERS — TAPE RECORDERS are meeting on It Will Pay You to Check With Us! SATURDAY, JANUARY 9th at 8:00 p.m. 2362 West 4th Ave. ALEXANDER «c AXELSON The purpose of the group will be to give moral and material support to the educational programs of APPLIANCES LTD. S.N.C.C. in its struggle for inter-racial democracy. 4558 WEST 10th CA 4-6811 ALL CONCERNED ARE WELCOME Page 6 THE UBYSSEY Friday, January 8, 1965 Hockey trophy coming home? FROM THE Hungry Birds hanker for cup By ED CLARK PRESS BOX Bob Hindmarch's hockey Thunderbirds are hankering By JACK McQUARRIE for the Hamber Cup this It's great to be back! weekend. And hearing the hubbub of The Birds wing to Edmon The Ubyssey office, just a ton today to compete for the little louder than usual lately 16th annual Hamber Cup with Cassius Ed Clark, The against the University of Al Ubyssey's lip, hard pressed to berta Golden Bears. out—"we're the greatest" The strengthened UBC everyone else on the staff. team will play a two-game In case you haven't heard, total point series tonight and dear reader (extremely un Saturday afternoon—and likely and equally as unpard from viewing the recent prac onable), The Ubyssey is num tice sessions, the Birds won't ber one and the sports section settle for anything less than is number two in the Canad victory. ian campus field. ONLY TWO WINS • • • UBC has only won the The number two rating, trophy twice in the last 15 GARY DINEEN BARRY MacKENZIE KEN BRODERICK says you, should have silenced years. The cup was originally ... he shoots ... he hits ... he saves the Lip. Not at all! If possible, donated by the former Chan he is even more vociferous cellor of UBC, the late Eric than usual and at the moment Hamber, in 1950. Grunters in has the contest judges under The pesky Birds won the fire with cries of corruption, opening series but didn't win tough tussle Classy Gonzaga bribery, coercion and just it again until 13 years later, about anything else that could UBC wrestlers face stiff be regarded as slightly seamy. in 1963. opposition Saturday night Four members of the win when they take on powerful loops hoopsters Even now, while turning Oregon State freshmen in the out this gem, I can hear his ning 1963 team will again be Education gym. "They were the finest team TEAM STATISTICS anguished cries above the in uniform for Birds: standout I've ever seen play in our gym," Rizak 9 40 36 29 142 15.7 clamor. Listen . . . "Favreau goalie Ken Broderick, tough Varsity rasslers are Gun- rearguard Barry MjacKenzie nar Gansen, Rod C a r r o w, exclaimed UBC Thunderbird Atkinson ... 9 42 3 6 10 1.1 . . . Denis . . . Mafia . . . the 10 and forwards Clint Smith and coach Peter M u 11 i n s after Osborne 2 43 10 3 greatest . . . sold out . . . Ted Emerson, Don Chamber Brayden 9 39 32 15 98 9.7 watching Gonzaga Bulldogs I've got witnesses." Ken Ronalds. lain, Pete Smith, Bruce Douglas 9 32 57 29 68 7.5 Coach Hindmarch is con Green, Dave Holmes and thrash his team 65-51. Gardner 7 25 2 1 2 .3 Actually .it's quite embarr The game, played Monday Williamson 9 27 8 8 19 2.1 fident his team can bring back Parker Okano. 11 5 assing. I've always detested Tyler _ 5 0 3 .6 the trophy, and he has the night, was in sharp contrast to Latta 9 53 26 12 36 .4 an earlier contest in which Spencer 40 62 31 78 poor losers. Even when they players to back him up. Barazzuol .. 9 48 86 25 128 14.8.62 have a legitimate complaint. Gonzaga eked out a 55-53 de Olympic-studded Birds will cision in overtime. Otherwise . . . UBC'ers not provide Alberta with perhaps World Cup Looking sharper than they acquainted with the biggest its toughest games of the sea did in the previous match, the mouth this side of the St. son. Spokane squad built up a 13- Lawrence will see it on dis BIG LINE SET coming next Residence play all this week. point lead at the half and UBC's big line of Gary coasted the rest of the way. • • • Dineen, Bob Forhan and Bill for Birds Big Sky Conference all-star Accommodation So sure was Cassius Clark Bowles provides the scoring guard Bill Suter scored 15 that the local football heroes punch while MacKenzie, Al The UBC Thunderbirds are points for the Bulldogs while would be sipping their booze McLean and Ken Broderick mid-way through their most 6'4" center Gary Leachman Available from other than Lord Grey's provide a part of a tough, ded successful season in recent scored 11 points. mug in the Lions' biggest-ever icated defence. years. For UBC, the fine guard Vacancies are available in that he not only bet yours Broderick, MacKenzie, Mc Under new coach Brian combination of Gene Rizak and truly $10 but promised to her Lean, Dineen and Forhan all Wightman, former England In sophomore Alec Brayden had all areas of University Resi ald in the new year on cam played for last year's Canad ternational player, the 'Birds scored 15 and 10 points respec dences for the second term pus by baring his knobby have soared to an overall 10-1 tively. January 4th to April 30, knees to the biting January ian Olympic team which com won-lost record. In the Van 1965. winds—with the aid of Ber peted in Innsbruck, Austria. UBC's next opponent in couver Rugby Union's Miller their somewhat ambitious sche muda shorts and a placard in The Thunderbirds haven't cup series, they placed second dule will be Seattle Pacific Accommodation for male scribed "Mosca and Clark— lost a game in four starts this to Meralomas, who defeated Falcons, who claim to have one students in Acadia and Hamilton finks". season. With a victory and a them 19-17 in league play. of their strongest teams ever. tie against the Rossland War Fort Camps and women ASIDES: Latest statistics In the second half of their The teams clash at War Me riors of the Western Inter students in all areas can be out of the athletic office say schedule, the T-Birds play morial Gym Saturday at 8:30. that the T-Bird basketball national Hockey League early against Intercollegiate compe obtained by application to team is averaging a healthy in the season and two decis * • • tition, primarily U.S. colleges. University Housing Offices 66 points per game. Gene ive wins over the University GONZAGA (65) Blanchat 2, The American teams are Rizak is top man with a 15.7 of Alberta, Calgary, in the Al- McChesrtey 4, Suter 15, Burton, Hut 0-3, Orchard Road average . . . bertan city, the Birdies have usually composed of football Cote 9, Brodsky 8, Jorgenson 3, Brown 5, Thomas 8, Leach or The basketballers seem to scored 21 goals and given up players keeping in shape in man 11. have taken a leaf out of the only 8. the off-season, so they play a Phone Local 331 or 332 power game, emphasizing UBC (51) Rizak 15, Atkin football team's book. Like the AFTERNOON GAMES brute force rather than finesse. son, Osborne 6, Brayden 10, Allocation will be made on latter, they are performing The second game of the Douglas 6, Gardner, William On the other hand, UBC feat a first come first serve basis. extremely well against Am series, originally scheduled son 6, Barazzuol 1, Tyler, Latta, ures a fast-moving running erican opposition which as we for Saturday evening, will be Spencer 7. style of play, demonstrating know, thrive on those dirty played in the afternoon be perfectly all rugby skills. (They athletic scholarships. So come cause Dineen, Broderick and hope.) UBC Thunderbird Winter Sports Centre out and support them this Sat MacKenzie must be in Tor The season is capped off urday. They deserve it- onto by noon Sunday to play with the famous World Cup For SKATING, CURLING, HOCKEY And if you're going to Bell- for the National hockey team matches, a four game home- Pleasure Skating Hours: ingham this weekend, you've against Czechoslovakia. and-home series with UCLA really got a break. You'll be Golden Bears. The 'Birds, with 12.45 p.m. to 2.45 p.m. Tues., Thurs. and Sunday Hindmarsh says his boys are able to spectate the Birds such a strong team, are rated back in shape after the layoff 3.00 p.m. to 5.00 p.m., Friday and Saturday swim team while they try to a good chance to regain the —willing, ready and able. prestigious cup, now in the 7.30 p.m. to 9.30 p.m., Tues., Fri., Sat. and Sunday out-splash the Western Wash This is as good a year as any possession of UCLA. ington swimmers. for the return of the Hamber THURSDAY STUDENT SPECIAL 15c Cup. A indication of the 'Birds' scoring power is the fact that Skating Parties each Wednesday, 7:30 p.m. • 9:30 p.m. EDITOR: they have scored an average of SKATE RENTAL AVAILABLE, ALL SIZES GEORGE REAMSBOTTOM Football meeting 19 points a game, while giving up only 6. The high scorers so Book Now for Your Club There will be a varsity foot far are Gary Rowles and Chuck Skating Tickets at Reduced Rates Available ball meeting in Frank Gnup's Plester, who have scored the For Information Phone Local 365 or 224-3205 SPORTS office Friday noon. All players most tries, and place-kicker must attend. Mike Cartmet. Friday, January 8, 1965 THE UBYSSEY Page 7 The Ski Bum Buy TOTEM . . . Skiers seek leaper colony 2028 West 41st Ave. 4554 West 10th Ave. Q 261-9394 224-5636 By TIM ROBERTS Workouts started the day af bination for the snow condi Wanted—anyone who would ter arrival and consisted prim tions. enjoy jumping 100 to 300 feet arily of non-stop, short, quick- Waxing is most important to from a ski jump and landing turning or long, fast-turning racers, for a slow combination with the non-pareil of grace runs on Red Mountain. can prove fatal to their and assurance—all jumps must • • • chances; in the Rossland meet be made with hands at side, the Thunderbirds had a slow Gradually the team worked wax in the downhill. ski tips parallel and up, and into more disciplined training eyes open. with slalom and downhill Snow almost forced cancel With such volunteers, the practices. lation of the meet as the down Thunderbird Ski Team might Each day started at 7:30 or hill, j u m p h i 11 and cross well prove one of the top two 8 a.m. on the hill with warm- country required considerable college teams in the Pacific up exercises and a half-hour packing, and it was in no Northwest. game of soccer on skiis, design small measure due to the en The team finished fourth in ed to test balance control and ergy of coach Allan Fisher that the eight-team intercollegiate tempers. the meet took place. meet in Rossland on Jan. 2 - 3, The team usually finished but had to recruit regular al skiing practices at 3:30 p.m., • • • pine runners for the jumping when it would tramp down and Then there was also the event. smooth out the downhill run, Rossland Ski Week from Dec. • '•- *• . beat out a cross-country 26 to Jan. 1, a student affair course, or prepare the jump- sponsored by the ski team, and I n d i v i dual performances hill. from various points of view it were creditable, as Jim Logan was: and, Don Bruneski placed fifth Nights found the team work in the cross-country and slalom ing on skiis or attempting to —a great time and a tribute respectively. work out an effective wax com to organizer Gary Taylor. Denis de Jong continuing his form of last year, placed sev THE HOME OF INTERNATIONAL AWARD WIN enth in the jumping event, NERS . . where you can find the latest trend in traditionally dominated by Police seek co-ed to trace hair design. Let one of our stylists shape and Norwegians from the American style your hair. colleges. The team will compete in missing cabby, mink stole Revelstoke this weekend in a Vancouver City Police are looking for a second year slalom derby, each member en Once a Year Special tering on an individual basis. co-ed who can help them find a missing $1,250 mink stole. on Body Waves Perhaps an account of the The girl, along with three other women, took a taxi preparations and training for from Vancouver International Airport Jan. 3 at about the meet would mean more 5:30 p.m. Reduced Prices on Tuesdays, than a list of results. One of the women left the stole in the cab. Police said The team travelled to Ross- Wednesdays and Thursdays land in cars and trained there the UBC girl apparently knew the driver. from Dec. 18 until the meet, They cannot locate the cab driver. during January Jan. 2 - 3. IMPERIAL IMPERIAL OIL LIMITED €sso Has Vacancies in 1965 SERVICE in the following departments MARKETING MANUFACTURING PRODUCING (Sales, Merchandising and (Refining) Production and Exploration Students Graduating with B.Sc. Operations) Students Graduating with B.Sc. or or M.Sc. in: M.Sc. in: Students Graduating in: 1965 1965 1965 Engineering—all branches Chemical Engineering Engineering—all branches Honours Geology Geophysics Commerce 1966 Arts (General) Honours Mathematics Science (General) Chemical Engineering 1966 Agriculture Mechanical Engineering Geological Engineering Engineering Physics Honours Geology Geophysics. IN ADDITION, PERMANENT AND SUMMER VACANCIES ARE AVAILABLE FOR STUDENTS UNDERTAKING POST-GRADUATE STUDIES IN ENGINEERING PHYSICS AND CHEMICAL ENGINEERING, IN THE PRODUCTION RESEARCH AND TECHNICAL SERVICES DEPART. MENT IN CALGARY. Our Representative, MR. R. G. INGS, will be on Campus on JANUARY 11th and 12th, 1965 to make interviewing appointments for students enrolled in the above courses who are interested in filling the advertised vacancies. MR. INGS will be located in the Personnel & Placement Office, on the West Mall. Page 8 THE UBYSSEY Friday, January 8, 1965 'tween classes CLASSIFIED Rates: 3 lines, I day, 75c—3 days, $2.00. Larger Ads on request Non-Commercial Classified Ads are payable in Advance Tory needier to speak Publications Office: Brock Hall. 11 Ski Trips Yukon MP Erik Nielsen, ACADEMIC SYMPOSIUM UBC SOCREDS Lost 8c Found ie WHOEVER found a briefcase at MT. BAKER Ski package every Sat. whose charges in the House of Extremism: Virtue or Vice Meetings every Monday the Wesbrook Bus Stop on Dec. 19, & Sun. for $9.50. You get return phone 327-7518. bus trip, l»/i hour ski lesson, all Commons led to the Dorion in Versa? is the topic of the Sym term in Bu. 313. day rope tows, 20% off rentals. quiry into alleged bribery by FOUND—Fraternity pin. Brian R. Deadline to sign up Thursday eve. posium Feb. 5-7 in Parksville. • • • Dickson. AMS Publications Office, Tickets at all Eaton Stores, Tepee ministerial aides, speaks at Application forms available at No. 206. Sporting Goods, 1017 Robson and noon today in Bu. 102. PRE SOCIAL WORK LOST—Eyeglasses near library area. 3279 W. Broadway, and Blueline AMS, EUC offices, Interna Brown aluminum arms. HE 1-4625. Sporting Goods Ltd., 154 W. Hast The talk is sponsored by the Miss Marian Gardiner speak ings, or phone CA 4-3955. tional House and the Grad 13 UBC Conservative club. Special Notices. 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