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S MAGAZINE ★ 11 APRIL 2021 15 ‘I’d give away a lottery win’ Writer Kay Mellor reveals how her dog Happy provided the inspiration for the fourth series of BBC One’s The Syndicate, and why helping others would bring her more joy than the jackpot

hen it came to dreaming up about getting a dog because we knew it a new setting for the fourth would change our lives. We don’t go for series of BBC One’s The exotic holidays to China any more – we Syndicate, writer Kay Mellor drive to Spain or France with Happy in the didn’t have to look far. Her back. We’re obsessed with him. I think we belovedW dog Happy inspired her to set it at talk about him more than we did our kids. a dog kennels and she even gave him a There’s a couple in the show called the starring role in the show. Levines who are obsessed with their dog Happy, a Shih Tzu, plays himself as and that is Anthony and I. Before I had a one of the residents of Woodvale Kennels, dog, I used to think dog people were a bit which is about to be sold when staff strange. My Auntie Joan would come to members discover their lottery ticket has a family gathering and say, “I can’t stay netted £27 million. The problem is, someone long, I’ve left the dog.” And I would go, has stolen the winnings, prompting the “What?” But now that’s me now. In fact, kennel workers to spend every last penny I am more likely to say to friends and on tracking down the culprit. family, “Come over and bring the dog!” Kay, 69, who is married to Anthony Mellor and mum to actor Gaynor Faye and producer They say you should never work Yvonne Francas, has given us some of TV’s with children or animals... best-loved dramas. It was lovely having Here, she reveals Happy on set. All the how she would With her dogs were great and spend a lottery beloved we had expert handlers win and why she’s dog Happy there the whole time. The hopelessly devoted actors were great too! to her pooch… How did the pandemic Hi Kay, how affect filming? long have you It meant that filming was had Happy? delayed by six months. I fell madly in love I was devastated. All with Happy and the scripts were written became a dog and we were just days owner five years away from shooting. ago, after being a cat person all my What was it like life. My husband filming in Monaco? and I thought Monaco would normally long and hard be terribly busy, but it

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was so quiet. The casinos were empty and everyone was wearing masks inside and out. I sat in a park eating a sandwich and a policeman came up to me and told me to put my mask back on as soon as I’d finished. They were doing hand sanitizing and taking temperatures long before we were.

Did you have a flutter in the casinos? There wasn’t much time for me to enjoy it as I was co-directing and the days were long. Anyway, I’m not much of a gambler to be honest. The first time I went to a casino, I lost fifty quid in a few seconds and thought “This is not for me.” When I was doing research for this series, I spent some time in casinos dotted around Leeds and I could see how addictive gambling can be for some. I met a young woman in her early 30s who threw three £20 notes onto the table. She was wearing Primark clothes and told me she was already £680 down. I based a character on her called Keeley.

Having a 20-something with a gambling addiction in the show feels very timely… Yes, because it’s everywhere. There are adverts on the TV encouraging you to gamble on your phone... they are actually trying to encourage young people to play poker. A lot of these young people can’t throw in sixty quid and then walk away. The young woman I met said she went to ‘I’m passionate a casino because she had more control about helping there than she does playing on her phone. Did seeing all those super yachts in Monaco make you want to live the new writers millionaire lifestyle? No, that just isn’t me. All I want to do is tell get their stories, entertain and absorb people and I’m passionate about helping new writers get their voices heard. I drive a Mini and voices heard’ live in a detached house in Leeds. My main

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Did you plan to do four series of and the picture are absolutely crystal clear. The Syndicate? My daughter Gaynor plays Frank’s wife in the I certainly thought I might do three. I was the show, so she was out in Monaco with me, one who suggested it should be a completely and my other daughter Yvonne came out for new syndicate each time. What excited me a bit too, which was lovely. We text every day, was the prospect of having new characters but we’re all working in our own little bubbles. each time. It’s so nice to keep coming back and reinventing it. And money is such an On set with Neil What’s next for you work-wise? interesting topic – the idea of what you would Morrissey and At the moment, I’m totally consumed with do with it, what it does to you as a person, Katherine Rose Morley getting this show out, but I have got ideas greed, how a lack of it feels, etcetera. floating around in my brain and there is a new I had nothing at all. We didn’t even have commission on the horizon. What would you do if you won £27 million? enough money to buy a pushchair, but we I’d give it away. I’d pay off my family and were lucky because we both came from Are there any work goals you have left friends’ mortgages, give money to the working class families that were there for us. to complete? NSPCC, animal welfare and care for the I worry for young people out there who don’t One thing I’ve thought about, but haven’t elderly. I’d make sure my family was all right. have a family to support them. There are done, is some sort of big community show I’d want my grandchildren to be set up for more mental health issues today. In my day and I like the idea of setting up a writing/ life. I do worry about them. I’m so fearful and age, if somebody wanted to be cruel to acting academy for young people. Every when my granddaughter Lily goes on social you, they’d do it to your face and you’d call time I drive past the right kind of property media. I’m forever saying things like, “Don’t them a bully, but nowadays, these trolls can I think “That would be a great place for it put anything like that on Twitter.” I’m also do it under a cloak of anonymity and I think to happen.” forever telling them how lovely they are to that’s so harmful for young people. try and counteract some of the negative What will you do as soon as the things on social media. Was it hard not seeing your family lockdown restrictions lift? during lockdown? I’m going to have a break. I’d like to go Do you think it’s harder for today’s youth? Yes, but I haven’t had time to be bored. This back to France for some sunshine... with We didn’t have all that to contend with when table I’m sat at now is my editing suite. We’ve my little dog of course. ●S I was young, although I had my first child at had to get this series out fast, so I’ve been 16 and that was hard because Anthony and sat here editing and making sure the sound The Syndicate is on Tuesday, 9pm, BBC One

Playing The Field (1998-2002) Melanie Hill, Gaynor Faye and Kay’s TV gold Lesley Sharp starred in this drama about a women’s football team.

Fat Friends (2000) Set among women who had joined a Band Of Gold (1995-7) slimming group About a group of prostitutes with a stellar cast of with Barbara Dickson, Ruth Jones, Alison Geraldine James and Cathy Steadman and Tyson. Catch it on BritBox UK. James Corden.

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S MAGAZINE ★ 11 APRIL 2021 19 Laura Mulley A dose of beauty

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S MAGAZINE ★ 11 APRIL 2021 23 FOOD DELIVERY BOXES Tried and tasted Ready meals have had some bad rap, but there’s a growing trend for healthier versions delivered to your door

igh salt, high sugar, too many additives – supermarket ready meals aren’t always the healthiest. But for an alternative convenient option, you can get nutritious prepped food H sent straight to your home. We road-tested five companies [tough job, eh?]. Here are our verdicts... Apres Food Delivered to: Susanna Galton start the day and kept me fuller for longer. Lunch was a Thai What they do vegetable curry with cauliflower Co-founder Catherine Sharman is pilau (tasted divine though the a nutritionist and head chef, so pilau’s texture was perhaps a little these frozen meals are flavour- mushy). Dinner was a gorgeous, packed but also healthy and tender 15-hour slow-cooked beef gluten-free. There’s an option to bourguignon, with the creamiest choose specific boxes – for mash I’ve ever experienced. Immune Support, Clarity of Beware of… Mind, or Blissful Sleep (which Portions aren’t huge if you’re I plumped for). hungry, and the meals need to be What can you eat? oven warmed not microwaved. Polishing off the kids’ Frosties is Cost: Box prices start from my usual breakfast, so sitting £25; a 7 Day Better Health down to smoked haddock Box is £100. kedgeree was a decadent way to See apresfood.com.

Nourish Fit Food Delivered to: Josie Copson wav-ay, as Nigella Lawson would say, for two to three minutes. The What they do halloumi salad, with the sweetest If you’re looking to lose a few pounds sweet chilli sauce I’ve ever tasted, this is the delivery service for you. and the butternut squash risotto It provides up to five meals a day, were the best dishes I had. containing 300-500 calories, seven Beware of… days a week. Protein-rich, they left Lots of the vegetarian meals featured me feeling full and snacking less, vegan sausages, which weren’t quite I even turned down a biscuit, Linda McCartney standard. Although uncharacteristically. when covered in the vegan curry What can you eat? sauce they were much more tolerable. Each box is clearly labelled in a Cost: Three meals for three microwavable plastic container [which days, £66; three meals for is recyclable] and, if heating up, simply seven days, £129. needs to be zapped in the mechra- See nourishfitfood.co.uk.

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Shuro Shirin Delivered to: Emma Jones with two types of fancy rice – saffron rice with What they do barberries and rice with Persian cuisine, while broad beans. At around tasty and nutritious, isn’t 450kcal a frozen portion, always readily available the ping time to life is just and can be time two minutes in the consuming to make – microwave. The flavours some stews (like khoresht) were like nothing else. take hours. Shuro Shirin is Save room for baklava the brainchild of Nooshe for pudding. Jan, who grew up in a Beware of… Persian household and Large portions. In Iran it’s lived for dinner times! It seen as disrespectful to offers the chance to try leave food on your plate! something new with none You won’t have any of the faff. problems with wastage What can you eat? though – it’s authentic This isn’t your average food and great for curry and rice. I tried a sharing, so you can try chicken, pomegranate a bit of everything. and walnut stew as well Cost: Mains start as a lamb and yellow split at £4.50. pea stew, both served See shuroshirin.com.

banished my bloat and I had more Mindful Chef beans to power me Delivered to: Michelle Garnett meals tasteless, but these were through the day. on another level. The chipotle What can What they do chicken with charred corn and you eat? Launched by three school brown rice got my top score, A super healthy friends in 2015, the health- while the dahl with spinach and mango and passion focused company makes all roasted butternut squash was fruit chia pudding the right sounds about nutrition full of flavour. for brekkie? Yes and ethical food production. Beware of… please. Instead Grass-fed meat, mindfully- No large freezer? Choose the of my usual cheese sourced ingredients and recipe boxes instead. Also with sarnie for lunch, fresh UK-landed fish are the a “bundle”, you won’t always the tikka spiced buzzwords on their website, enjoy everything – I didn’t love chicken with while pasta, bread and white the frozen smoothie, luckily my coconut rice was a rice are off the menu. Choose teen son did. treat. Tasty snacks a recipe box or frozen ready Cost: The frozen included the meals. For every meal ordered superbundle costs £52. ridiculously moreish banana they donate one school meal See shop.mindfulchef.com. KBK blondie. Each meal is easy to for a child living in poverty. Delivered to: Kirsten Jones heat up in the oven, microwave What can you eat? or on the hob. Being lazy, I was very happy to What they do Beware of… try the ready meals over the Whether you’re dieting, building A hefty shopping bill when you “feel-good” recipe boxes muscle or just sick of cooking, go back to basics. With flavours (frankly, no one “feels good” KBK is ideal. Pick from five from every corner of the world in after my cooking attempts!). different meal plans (or a KBK box, you’ll struggle to The meals and smoothies a soup or juice cleanse) and downgrade to your beans on superbundle (five dinners for get restaurant-quality food toast lunch again. two and 12 portions of fruit delivered to your door. I filled up Cost: From £4.27 per day, smoothie) arrived in a huge box on three Get Lean meals a day, no subscription required, or insulated with recycled denim. plus a snack. The variety made £63 for a three-day taster. I’ve previously found ready me excited for meal times, See kbk.co.uk.

S MAGAZINE ★ 11 APRIL 2021 25 ‘Elton spoilt me rotten on my birthday – I was very lucky’ Actress Donna Air talks shopping sprees with Sir Elton John, bonding with her daughter and where she stands on Megxit

onna Air was once one of the Has it been tricky for Freya alternating no matter how much I’ve tried, so I’m actually most unlikely socialites in Britain. between living at your house and her quite happy about it. I kind of like my new Born and bred in Newcastle, dad’s place? curves. Although I’m not sure whether the D she found fame on kids’ TV show There was a moment at the start when one weight gain is a lockdown thing or an age Byker Grove before moving to friend was panicking that people were going thing. We’ll soon find out. London and falling in with Kate Moss, Sadie to be looting the streets and we were all Have you spent much time reminiscing Frost and their iconic Primrose Hill set. going to be locked in our homes and, for about your party days 20 years ago? From there, party-loving Donna found love a day or two, we thought Freya wouldn’t be They were great times. London was a melting with wealthy conservationist Damian Aspinall able to see the other parent and we’d have pot of lots of creative people from all over the and they went on to have a daughter, Freya, to make a decision about who she’d have to place, who all came to the city for whatever it now 17. So far, so fairytale. stay with. Then the government said it was is we did. Nobody gave a s**t about anything. But following her amicable split from OK to go between parents, but that was an We were just all very focused on having fun Damian, 60, it was Donna’s five-year incredibly stressful time. and working hard. relationship with the Duchess of Cambridge’s How did you ease the tension during Tell us about the time Sir Elton John brother James Middleton, 33, that really the various lockdowns? sang Happy Birthday to you on the cemented her Sloane Ranger status. I’ve got pretty disciplined at allowing myself French Riviera… Although the pair parted ways in 2017 – and me-time, which I’ve spent either cycling on I was about 20 or 21 and we were staying Donna remains fiercely private about the my Peloton or catching up on my favourite with Elton in the South of France. Elton and romance – it’s easy to see why she caught magazines through Readly on my iPad, or David [Furnish] took us out for dinner and I the eye of the future queen’s brother. often both at the same time. I’ve also was also one of those very lucky, privileged Funny and stylish, Donna, 41, is currently watched some great single and tells us she’s in no rush to settle dramas – I May down again. She also reveals how she’s Destroy You, It’s coped during the pandemic and gives us A Sin and The her inside take on Megxit… Queen’s Gambit – but Freya’s more You’ve spent the pandemic at home in into the glossy, London with your dog Molly and your fun stuff. daughter Freya. Was it all plain sailing? Have you There has been a bit of bickering and managed to occasionally Freya will roll her eyes and say, stay in shape? “Mum, are you having more cheese? That’s I’ve been quite a lot of dairy for one day,” or, “You’ve had relaxed about what a lot of takeaways this week, Mum – it’s I eat. For the first getting a bit gross.” But even though it’s time in my life, I’ve been challenging – and no 17-year-old finally put on some wants to spend 24 hours a day with their weight, which is parents – I’ve loved it. My daughter is a amazing. I’ve gone very independent young woman so there up two jean sizes was some muscle-flexing, but I’ve really during lockdown Donna with her She keeps in touch appreciated the precious time we’ve had and it’s never, ever daughter Freya with Natalie Appleton together. I feel lucky to have had her around. happened in my life

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people to go on one of their shopathons. I was spoilt rotten and they were absolutely lovely and then that evening at dinner, Elton got on the piano in the restaurant and did a little Happy Birthday for me. In 2002 with Do you still hang Kate Moss and out with Sadie Frost, Meg Mathews Kate Moss and the rest of the Primrose Hill set? All of our lives have changed a lot. People’s roles and lives have evolved. We’re all still as close, so we’ll pick up the phone, but we’re not out so much as none of us have the time or the headspace and I don’t think any of us would want to wind the clock back. Natalie Appleton and I still have our daily Zooms, but I think the days of hanging out at the Met Bar are behind us. As someone who has moved in royal circles, what’s your take on the Oprah interview with Meghan and Harry? I don’t have any objection to somebody wanting to take a new path and do something different. I think we all reserve that right in life to change direction at any time. The interview itself just left me feeling a bit sad about the situation. I’m not sure anybody won in that scenario and, if nobody wins in a situation, then what’s the point of doing it? But it’s their decision to make and if they felt that it helped them in some way, then great. But I don’t think anybody really came out of it particularly well. Did you meet Meghan when you were going out with James? I don’t want to get into the details of my relationships. I don’t agree in ripping people apart. It’s not in my nature to do so. But also, it’s not in my nature to air my very private things in public. It’s nearly 30 years since you were first on Byker Grove with Ant and Dec. Are you still mates? I don’t see them a lot, but when I do it’s wonderful and I always enjoy their successes. When I look back at us all in Byker Grove, I think, “Look at us, we were babies.” We thought we were all grown up, but we were just babies with high-pitched voices.

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Spicy green omelette Serves: 1 2 eggs 2 tbsp coriander or flat-leaf parsley, leaves and stems finely chopped 2 tbsp double cream 1 hot red or green Thai chilli, finely sliced Salt and freshly ground black pepper A knob of butter 25g mature cheddar cheese, grated A large handful of watercress and/or baby spinach, roughly chopped ● Make sure you have a warm plate ready and everything you need to hand, in order to work quickly. ● Crack the eggs into a bowl and add the coriander (or parsley), cream and chilli and whisk with a fork until well combined. Season with plenty of black pepper and a pinch of salt. Set aside. ● Melt the butter in a non-stick frying pan over a medium heat. Swirl it around to coat the base of the pan. ● Increase the heat to high and add the eggs. Use a spatula to move the eggs around for about a minute, crisscrossing the pan to get the runny eggs to the bottom but making sure there are no holes in the omelette. ● When the outer edges become opaque, run the spatula around the rim of the pan to loosen it. Shake the pan to make sure the omelette can slide. ● Scatter cheese over the whole omelette, followed by the watercress and/or spinach. Reduce the heat to low, put on the lid and leave for a couple of minutes. Serve straight away.

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Salmon with thyme, orange and fennel Serves: 4 Around 700g fennel bulbs (untrimmed weight) 4 tbsp extra virgin olive oil 1 medium orange Salt and freshly ground black pepper 4 x 120g salmon steaks 1 medium brown onion, sliced into half-moons 4 tbsp white wine or water A few sprigs of thyme or 1 tsp of dried thyme or rosemary ● Trim the tough stalks and base away from the fennel, reserving a few feathery green fronds to serve. Cut the bulbs into 1cm slices from top to base. ● Cook in boiling water for 5 minutes, then drain in a sieve and set aside. ● Preheat the oven to 200°C/180°C fan/gas mark 6 and brush a roasting tray with a little of the oil. ● Use a sharp knife to cut away the peel from the orange, trying to waste as little flesh as possible. Then cut the orange in half and rest each half on a board, flat-side down. Cut each half into 6-7 segments. ● Season the salmon all over and lay on the prepared tray. Put the drained fennel, onion and orange around the fish and season with salt and pepper. ● Pour the wine (or water) over the vegetables. Drizzle the remaining oil over the fish and scatter the thyme (or rosemary) over everything. ● Bake for 12-15 minutes or until the fish is cooked through. ● Serve straight away, scattered with the reserved fennel fronds.

S MAGAZINE ★ 11 APRIL 2021 31 Blue cheese, pear and watercress salad Serves: 2 2 handfuls of watercress, rocket, chicory, radicchio or shredded cabbage 3 celery sticks, plus any leaves, roughly chopped 1 medium pear, cut into small cubes or sliced 40g walnuts, roughly chopped 100g blue cheese, such as Stilton, Gorgonzola Dolce or Roquefort For the mustard dressing: 1 tsp cider vinegar 3 tbsp walnut or olive oil 1 tsp wholegrain or Dijon mustard Salt and freshly ground black pepper ● Roughly tear the salad leaves and place at the bottom of two bowls. ● Mix all the dressing ingredients together in a bowl and season to taste. Add the celery, pear and walnuts and toss through. ● Divide between the two serving bowls, add the cheese and a twist of pepper and serve straight away.

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S MAMAGAZINEGAZINE ★ 11 APRIL 22021021 41 Alan Titchmarsh Weeded

Perennial bliss weeds need to be dug out from Unwelcome guests the root in the garden? Take action now, says Alan, and your cherished plants will be happy

eeds start keeps the ground virtually growing as soon weed-free for the rest of the as the soil growing season, but you’ll need W temperature to add a new layer every spring. tops about 40°F In the kitchen garden it’s safe (4°C) in spring. Unfortunately, to dig in young annual weeds at cultivated plants need several the start of the season, before more degrees of warmth, so they produce seeds. They act weeds get a head-start. They like green manure, although you’ll grow faster, too, which is why need to wait a few weeks for with enough space between that away, leaving short stumps, they take over so easily. But if them to rot away before planting. them to allow a hoe to pass then dig out as much root as you you keep on top of weeds right If you need the ground straight through easily. can. Leave the area fallow for a from the start, it is possible to away, hoe off the weeds and When it comes to overgrown whole season while you tackle keep them under control. rake up the remains. areas in the kitchen garden, use problem weeds. Either level the During the summer, hoe a long-handled chop hoe, which area and mow off weeds each Annual weeds regularly between rows of makes it easier to clear a lot of time they grow, or cover the soil Common varieties of annual growing crops before the weeds weed growth, and make sure with black plastic or old carpet to weeds include fat hen, groundsel, are more than an inch or so tall. that you clear away fallen smother weeds out by denying chickweed and red deadnettles. If left, they compete for light, weeds so they can’t re-root. them light. In borders, start by hoeing the air, nutrients and water and can Where weeds grow among weeds off in early spring while harbour pests and diseases, Perennial weeds plants in borders, all you can do they’re still small, then cover all spoiling your veg and salads. Common varieties include is cut the weed down to soil level exposed soil with a mulch (use Use a long-handled push hoe stinging nettles, creeping and keep repeating each time it well-rotted compost or, better (such as a Dutch hoe) or a buttercups, ground elder, reappears. In time, this will still, bark, which lasts longer and short-handled onion hoe to allow bindweed and couch grass. weaken the plant but don’t let it won’t permit new weeds to grow for greater precision between If you’re clearing overgrown recover between “haircuts”. on the surface). This smothers crops that are easily damaged. ground, start by cutting down Spot-treating individual weeds germinating weed seeds and Remember to sow rows of veg top growth by hand and clearing with weedkiller is risky in this

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What to do in the garden this week

z Start pricking out z Pot up aubergines, chillies seedlings of tomatoes and and sweet peppers and half-hardy annual bedding continue growing them on in plants as soon as the first warmth and good light. Turn true leaf opens and they are the plants round weekly if large enough to handle. grown on windowsills, so they don’t become lopsided.

z Start mowing the grass more frequently, and lower the height of the cutting blades a little to leave a tidier finish. Collect the clippings.

z Start repotting and dividing any houseplants that need moving on. Grow on chillies z Mulch round in warmth soft fruit bushes and light and between rows of raspberry canes.

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S MAGAZINE ★ 11 APRIL 2021 43 Top f i ves Charlotte Heathcote Fiction 1. The Sentinel by Lee and Andrew Child (Corgi, £8.99) 2. The Midnight Library Emotional by Matt Haig (Canongate, £8.99) 3. The Boy, The Mole, From love and romance to jealousy and sacrifice, The Fox And The Horse by Charlie Mackesy these novels are guaranteed to tug the heartstrings (Ebury Press, £16.99) 4. The Thursday Murder Club beginning to take over her home, and by Richard Osman The Best Things the past is taking over her present. New (Viking, £14.99) **** by Mel neighbours move in next door. Richard and 5. The Goodbye Man Giedroyc his two small boys begin to worm their way by Jeffery Deaver (Headline Review, into her life. Then Amy finds a letter that (HarperCollins, £8.99) £12.99) forces her to confront the events of the past. In The Great British It’s weather-damaged from years hidden Non-fiction Bake Off star’s debut outside in a plant pot but Amy gleans enough novel, Stella and for the letter to turn everything she thought 1. Pinch Of Nom Quick Frank Parker have it she knew on its head. And Easy all. Frank’s hedge There’s an intriguing mystery at the heart by Kay Featherstone fund company of this emotional but uplifting debut novel. and Kate Allinson makes millions, their Anne Cater (Bluebird, £20) home is filled with 2. Happy Sexy Millionaire expensive fripperies, they have three children Last Night by Steven Bartlett **** and staff to see to their every need. Life is by Mhairi (Yellow Kite, £14.99) fabulous. Then the financial market crashes McFarlane 3. Tap To Tidy and everything is lost – the business, the (HarperCollins, £7.99) by Stacey Solomon home, the money. Eve, Justin, Susie (Ebury, £14.99) Frank disintegrates into a slovenly, tired and Ed have been 4. Hear Me Out old wreck, the children are horrified to lose best friends since by Sarah Harding their phone contracts, and Sally realises it’s sixth form. Now in (Ebury, £12.99) down to her to step up and get her family their thirties, they’re 5. Many Different Kinds through the crisis. And those who know still as thick as Of Love her realise they never really knew the real thieves. They meet by Michael Rosen Sally at all. This big-hearted page-turner for the weekly pub (Ebury, £14.99) is clever, extremely funny (especially the quiz, message all the time and know each Children’s author’s descriptions of greed and snobbery) other’s secrets. Apart from one, that is. The and poignant. others have no idea that Eve has been in love 1. Dog Man: Mothering Heights Anne Cater with Ed for nearly two decades. by Dav Pilkey But one fateful night, the friends’ lives (Scholastic, £10.99) Everything Is change in an instant. As Eve struggles to cope 2.2 Five Little Easter Bunnies Beautiful ***** with the aftermath, she discovers that she by Martha Mumford and by Eleanor Ray doesn’t know her pals as well as she thought. Sarah Jennings (Piatkus, £12.99) Worse still, it turns out they’ve been keeping (Bloomsbury Children’s, £6.99) Amy has been the their own secrets for years. 3.3 There’s A Wolf In Your Book office manager of Generous-hearted Eve is the kind of friend by Tom Fletcher and Greg the same firm for everyone would like to have. One moment, Abbott (Puffin, £1*) over 20 years. She’s you’re chuckling at her disastrous date with 4.4 Rowley Jefferson’s reliable, efficient, a narcissistic barman and, the next, you’re Awesome Friendly Spooky and keeps herself outraged when Ed’s annoying girlfriend Stories by Jeff Kinney to herself. At home, proposes to him, crushing Eve’s hopes. (Puffin, £12.99) Amy collects Mhairi McFarlane’s whip-smart romantic 5. What The Ladybird Heard keepsakes, objects comedy is a compelling tale with real Story Play by Julia that bring back memories of the days before emotional depth, moving seamlessly from Donaldson and Lydia Monks her world fell apart. But Amy’s “treasures”, witty one-liners to serious issues. (Macmillan Children’s, £1*) *£1 BOOKS ARE NOT AVAILABLE FROM EXPRESS BOOKSHOP *£1 BOOKS ARE NOT AVAILABLE from an ashtray to a recipe book, are Emma Lee-Potter

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S MAGAZINE ★ 11 APRIL 2021 47 Monster Is Karen’s son Tyler the only thing going bump in the night? By Laura Purcell

hildren are always through every thunderstorm getting things Karen remembered; she was muddled up. relatively confident that he’d C Between the ages sleep through an earthquake. of three and four, No help was coming, she was Tyler insisted on saying, “No, on her own with this. please,” instead of “No, thank Her tired mind turned the you.” He still pronounced the pages of a book she’d read on title of his favourite book as, “The child psychology, searching for Very Hungry Cappa-lillar.” There the right words, but it was no was an inevitable fuss at dinner good – she couldn’t recall and bedtime, because he’d yet anything useful beyond validate to realise that food and sleep their feelings of anxiety and were blessings – luxuries, show empathy. Neither of which even. So Karen wasn’t unduly were easy to do in the small concerned when his little reed hours of the morning. “Honey, of a voice piped into the musty I know you’re really frightened dark of her bedroom and said, right now…” she began. But “Mummy. There’s a monster then she stopped. under your bed.” Tyler was breathing so heavily Wearily, she opened her eyes that it sounded like a sob. He and propped herself up on one wasn’t even looking at her. His elbow. Tyler wasn’t standing gaze remained steady, although beside her pillow, like he usually the torch-beam was shaking; would; he lingered in the both were still pointed under doorway with his Paw Patrol the bed. “Don’t hurt them,” he torch aimed at the floor. He whimpered. “Please.” looked odd, lit from below like Good grief, what had he been that. A tiny gargoyle, his face a watching, what had he been landscape of ochre and black. reading, to come up with this? “Come on, sweetheart,” she Karen shoved back the covers sighed. “We’ve been over this. and went to swing her feet of how cold the room was. The unwashed hair flopped to the Do you want me to come and over the side of the mattress. heating had turned itself off. She floor, her pyjamas stuck and check again?” “Tyler, Tyler, it’s OK…” wanted nothing more than to pull pulled against her skin. The “No! There’s a monster under “No!” he squeaked. “Don’t the covers back up and retreat things she did for Tyler. your bed.” get out of bed!” into her warm nest. Tyler was It was hard to see with the So he hadn’t misspoken. This She froze. Chris snorted in shivering too, his little feet bare world dark and flipped. At least was something new; a clever his sleep; at least, she thought on the floorboards. “Let me they didn’t have a valance. A few solution, in its way, for a boy so it was Chris. come and look.” dust bunnies squatted beneath young. She’d proved to him time Tyler stumbled backwards “No! It might get you!” the wooden frame along with and again that there was nothing a step. “It moved!” “Well, I’ll have to look at it from a folded Afghan blanket she’d sinister lurking under his own Karen’s pulse flickered in her up here then.” forgotten about. Maybe that was mattress, so he’d simply moved throat and she swallowed, trying She felt like a child herself, the shape Tyler had glimpsed? the beast. It still gave him an to push it down. This was wriggling around so that she Blood rushed to the crown of excuse to be awake and with ridiculous. She was the adult, could hang her head over the her head. “Shine the torch here, her, late at night. she shouldn’t be getting caught side of the mattress. Her feet love. I think it’s just a blanket.” She glanced over at Chris, on up in Tyler’s breathless fear. kicked into Chris’s shins and He did as she asked, but not the other side of the king-size But in the dark, her body felt he rolled over. very helpfully; the beam careered bed, but of course he was out vulnerable. It chose to believe “Careful!” Tyler whispered. like a firefly trapped in a jar. There for the count. He’d slept through things her mind did not. “Don’t let him see you!” was the grain of the wooden Tyler’s newborn wails, he’d slept She was aware, suddenly, Shakily, she leaned down. Her floor, the edge of the blanket,

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strange reluctance. It was only now she noticed one of its ears was hanging loose. Chris mumbled something about the boy having too many teddies and pulled the covers up over his head. “Don’t worry,” said Karen, placing a hand on Tyler’s little shoulder. “We’ll fix him up. Now let’s get you back to bed.” He frowned, staring into Rex’s blank eyes, as if the two of them shared a terrible secret. Angling Tyler towards the door, Karen took a step forward – and gasped as something pulled her back by the ankle. Tyler scuttled out of her reach. “It’s got you!” he screamed But it was just the sheet, tangled around her foot. She shook it off and laughed artificially, trying not to show how much it had startled her. “Silly Mummy. I nearly fell flat on my face, didn’t I?” Tyler didn’t reply. Pulling Rex into his arms, he slunk off in the direction of his room. That was a good thing, really. He must have tired himself out with all that fear. Karen glanced back over her shoulder at the lump of her husband’s body beneath the quilt. “I’ll just tuck him in…” The words shuddered to a halt on her lips. She snapped the light switch on. “Hey!” Chris sat up, glaring at her with angry, sleep-blurred eyes. “What did you do that for?” and now a flash of something bed? Cautiously, she extended swung around, falling full upon Karen could only shake else… Fur? a hand and groped, murmuring, her hands as she produced the her head. The pelt was illuminated only “Good boy, good girl, come stuffed dog. Tyler called from the next room. for a second, then it was gone here…” Her head felt absurdly “We thought we’d lost him, “Mummy? Are you coming? Rex again. Karen blinked, unsure hot and painful now. She gave didn’t we?” She straightened the needs a story to cheer him up.” whether she’d really seen it at up her stupid, dangling position toy out and brushed off the dust. “Sorry,” she said, flustered. all: long, honey-coloured hair, and climbed out of bed. Rex looked rather the worse for She turned off the light. “Sorry, fanning out across the boards. Tyler hopped from foot to foot. wear. A clump of his hair was love. My mistake.” But that was impossible. Chris muttered drowsily, “What’s matted and wet, as though a Shaking her head again, she Something glinted. Instinctively, going on?” child had sucked on it, and white left the room. That was what kids she glanced towards the spark Karen didn’t answer. She stuffing showed through small and sleep deprivation did to you: – and found her gaze met by crouched down beside the bed, puncture marks. Still, he was a they drove you half-barmy. For another. A beady black eye peering, reaching out. Her fingers welcome sight. Karen felt like an a moment there, she could have watched her from the shadows. met the fur. It felt coarse and absolute hero as she climbed to sworn she’d seen movement, Her breath caught. Tyler’s slightly damp. She gave a her feet and presented her son underneath the bed. ●S whine soared off key. cautious tug and there came a with his plushie: Mummy, “Mum – eeeee!” slithering noise, something sliding banisher of monsters, saviour Laura Purcell’s new novel What could it be? A dog or across the floorboards. of toys. “He was under there The Shape Of Darkness (Raven a cat that had snuck indoors and “It’s Rex!” all along!” Books, £12.99) is out now. See

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What to watch This week’s best new drama, films and entertainment shows

The Queen And Her Cousins With Alexander Armstrong Thursday, 9pm, ITV The royal family tree is so intricate it’s near impossible to wrap your head around – but NEW if anyone can do it, it’s Pointless legend Alexander Armstrong. In an effort to become better acquainted with the Queen’s wider family, he takes a road trip to meet a few members. First, he meets Princess Olga Romanoff, one of the Queen’s third cousins, then he tracks down Lord Ivar Mountbatten before going to Norfolk to meet the Queen Mother’s great-niece, Victoria Pryor. “They were just a hoot,” he tells us. NEW

Too Close Monday-Wednesday, 9pm, ITV Two mothers in very different situations find they have something in common in drama Too Close, starring Chernobyl’s Emily Watson and Olivier Award-winning Denise Gough. The thriller begins when Dr Emma Robertson (Watson) is sent to assess Connie (Gough) before her trial for attempted murder. The would-be victims? Her daughter and that of her companion, Ness. As Emma tries to work out what went wrong with Connie, she has to confront the trauma of having lost her own daughter. Connie notices that grief – and is eager to exploit it. What’s the story with Emma’s daughter? And how did Connie end up in such a mess? ENTERTAINMENT

The Great British Greta Thunberg: A Year To Change The World Sewing Bee Monday, 9pm, BBC1 Wednesday, NEW NEW She’s the young activist veteran environmentalist Sir David 9pm, BBC1 Attenborough says has “achieved things that many of us The talent show who have been working for 20-odd years have failed to achieve”. With that has the contestants amazing access, this three-part series follows Greta during 2019, when in stitches, and also she decided to sewing them, is back. ENVIRONMENT take a year off Master of fun Joe school to wake Lycett is on hand to keep the world up to the mood upbeat, while global warming fashion experts Patrick and call for action Grant and Esme Young on climate change. set tasks in the areas of The series Patterns, Transformation begins with her and Made To Measure. travels through The hopefuls show North America on off their skills and her way to a UN imagination as they climate change create designs that are conference being then worn by models held in Chile. – who are often trying to keep a straight face!

S MAGAZINE ★ 11 APRIL 2021 51 BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 8.00 Match of the 6.35am Gardeners’ World (R) 7.35 6.00am CITV 7.30 Scrambled! 9.25 ITV 6.05am The Big Bang Theory (R) Day 9.00 The Andrew Marr Countryfile (R) 8.30 The Edible News. Headlines. 9.30 Australia 7.15 The Simpsons (R) 9.30 Show 10.00 Politics England Garden (R) 9.00 Beechgrove with Julia Bradbury (R) 10.00 Sunday Brunch. With guests 10.30 NEW Sunday Morning 9.30 Great British Menu (R) 10.00 Love Your Garden (R) 11.00 Alan Sharleen Spiteri, Jordan Banjo, Stories. The Rev Kate Bottley Saturday Kitchen Best Bites 11.30 Titchmarsh: Spring into Summer. Tez Ilyas and Lawrence Okolie. shares tales of faith, hope Golf: The Masters Highlights (R) With guest Alison Steadman. (R) 12.30pm A Taste of Italy (R) and spirituality. 11.00 Homes 1.00pm Rowing: European 11.30 Ainsley’s Food We Love (R) 1.00 The Great Celebrity Bake Under the Hammer (R) Championships 2021 Matthew 12.30pm ITV News; Weather Off for Stand Up to Cancer 12.00noon Bargain Hunt (R) Pinsent presents live coverage 12.45 Game of Talents Gameshow. (R) With Anneka Rice, Nadine 1.00 BBC News; Weather of the regatta from Varese, Italy. 1.45 The Borrowers (1997/U) Coyle, John Bishop and Ade 1.15 Songs of Praise Exploring the 3.00 Escape to Athena (1979/PG) Children’s fantasy, starring Adepitan. Last in series. (R) history of Newstead Abbey. Second World War adventure, John Goodman. ★★★ 2.20 The Simpsons Triple bill. (R) 1.50 Escape to the Country (R) starring Roger Moore. ★★ 3.25 Agatha & Poirot: Partners in 3.50 How to Train Your Dragon 2.35 Queen of Katwe (2016/PG) 5.00 Remarkable Places to Eat Chris Crime With Richard E Grant. (R) (2010/PG) Animated fantasy, Drama, starring David Oyelowo Bavin takes Fred Sirieix on a trip 4.55 Britain’s Brightest Celebrity with the voices of Jay Baruchel and Lupita Nyong’o. ★★★★ around the New Forest. (R) Family Vanessa Feltz takes and Gerard Butler. ★★★★ 4.35 Seven Worlds, One Planet (R) 6.00 Down the Mighty River with on Matthew Wright. (R) 5.45 Channel 4 News Headlines. 5.35 BBC News; Regional News Steve Backshall The naturalist 5.25 The Chase Celebrity Special (R) 6.15 Escape to the Chateau Dick 6.00 Countryfile (15/52) The impact travels down the Baliem 6.30 ITV News; Weather and Angel Strawbridge attempt of canals on the countryside. River in New Guinea. (R) 6.45 Regional News; Weather to renovate the orangery. (R) 7.00 The British Academy Film 7.00 This Farming Life Kirsty and 7.00 Tipping Point: Lucky Stars 7.15 Johnny English Strikes Awards Dermot O’Leary and Aimee gather the flock in from Ben Shephard asks the Again (2018/12) Premiere. A Edith Bowman host the annual St Ninian’s Isle. Meanwhile, questions as Tom Allen, Melvin sinister cyber attack reveals the movie awards live from the Royal Lynn and Sandra host their Odoom and Patti Clare answer identity of all active undercover Albert Hall. Nominees include first workshop at the croft. (R) questions to win turns on an agents in Britain. Hapless secret Sound of Metal, Promising 8.00 Climate Change: arcade-style machine. Dropping agent Johnny English is sent on a Young Woman, Rocks, Soul, The Ade on the Frontline (1/3) tokens down a choice of four mission to the South of France Trial of the Chicago 7, and Mank, Ade Adepitan scours the globe chutes, they hope to knock piles to protect Queen and country, while performers in the running for solutions to environmental of tokens off a moving shelf – and find the mastermind hacker include Anthony Hopkins, problems, beginning by and the more they collect, responsible. Third movie in Vanessa Kirby, Riz Ahmed, visiting the Solomon Islands, the better their chances of the comedy series, starring Frances McDormand, Chadwick the Great Barrier Reef and collecting the £20,000 prize Rowan Atkinson, Ben Miller Boseman, Clarke Peters, Alfre Tasmania, learning about the for their selected charity. and Olga Kurylenko. ★★★ Woodard, Daniel Kaluuya ‘feminisation’ of green turtles 8.00 Midsomer Murders A local 9.00 Queen Elizabeth: Politics, and David Attenborough. and coming face-to-face outcast who was controversially Power and Prime Ministers 9.00 Line of Duty (4/7) DCI Jo with the terror of a bushfire. acquitted of murder years Documentary exploring the Davidson faces increasing 9.00 Australia: Earth’s Magical previously is the latest inductee contents of recently declassified pressure from all sides as AC-12 Kingdom Cameras reveal into a post-operative heart documents that record the makes major breakthroughs in how animals have adapted to rehab club. However, following events of the Queen’s meetings the investigation, and Hastings thrive across Australia’s varied his arrival, some of the with various prime ministers acknowledges that the landscapes, including a members’ dreams of a second throughout her reign. The disciplinary action against him tree-dwelling kangaroo, a spider chance at life begin being cut programme examines how the put Kate and Steve in a difficult that survives underwater and short. Drama, guest starring balance of power has shifted position. Adrian Dunbar stars. a bird that spreads fire. (R) Keith Allen and John Thomson. back and forth over the years. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Louis Theroux: Shooting 10.00 ITV News; Weather 10.00 Gogglebox The armchair 10.30 Match of the Day 2 Joe Exotic Louis returns to 10.15 The Day Will and Kate critics share their opinions Mark Chapman reviews the Oklahoma to explore what Got Married A decade on on what they have been day’s Premier League action, has happened since his 2011 from the momentous occasion, watching during the week. (R) including Tottenham Hotspur v documentary America’s Most this special programme looks 10.55 My Cousin Rachel (2017/12) Manchester United at Dangerous Pets, with Joe Exotic back at the wedding of Prince Having sworn revenge against Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. now residing in a federal prison William and Kate Middleton in his relative’s widow, an Plus, highlights of Burnley v after being found guilty of a April 2011. The documentary Englishman finds his plans soon Newcastle United, West Ham murder-for-hire plot and also casts a fresh eye over change after they meet. Drama, United v Leicester City and animal cruelty charges. (R) the couple’s courtship. (R) with Rachel Weisz, Sam Claflin Sheffield United v Arsenal. 11.30pm Top of the Pops 1987: Big Hits 11.10pm The Queen Unseen A clinical and Holliday Grainger. ★★★ 11.40pm Once Were Lions The rugby A celebration of the biggest songs psychologist unpicks the Queen’s 1.00am Heineken Champions Cup league Great Britain Lions’ tour of from the year. (R) 12.00m’t Golf: The guarded body language during her Rugby: The Big Tackle 1.55 Ramsay’s New Zealand and Papua New Guinea. Masters Highlights. Eilidh Barbour Coronation, and lip-readers breathe Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 2.45 12.55am This Is My House. Jimmy presents action from the fourth and new life into footage from the era. (R) Couples Come Dine with Me (R) 3.40 Carr joins the panellists as they try to final day of the Major, taking place at 12.10am Home Shopping 3.00 FYI George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces (R) identify the real owner Gemma from a Augusta National in Augusta, Georgia. Extra. The day’s showbusiness stories. 4.35 The £100k Drop (R) 5.25 Coach line-up of four. (R) 1.50 Weather for the 2.00 Heroes: double bill (R) 3.25 Holby 3.15 ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am Trip: Road to Ibiza (R) 5.55-6.00am Week Ahead 1.55-6.00am BBC News City (R) 4.05-6.30am This Is BBC Two Tipping Point. Coin-drop quiz. (R) Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Sunday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 My Hero 7.45 APRIL 11 Porridge: Inside Out 8.45 Only Fools and Horses FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 7.40pm Hold the Sunset 8.20 Dad’s Army 9.00 All 6.00am Milkshake! Children’s shows. Round to Mrs Brown’s 10.20 Morecambe & Wise in America 11.20 Bottom 12.00m’t The Young 10.00 SpongeBob SquarePants (R) Ones 12.45 The Young Ones’ 20 Greatest 10.15 The Loud House (R) Moments 1.55 Morecambe & Wise in America 2.55 The Interviews 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 10.30 Entertainment News on 5 Showbiz news and gossip. DAVE Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Late Nite Eats. 10.35 WWE: Raw Highlights Double bill. 8.00 Rick Stein’s India 9.00 Red Bull 11.30 Friends Triple bill. (R) Soapbox Race 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 12.00noon Secrets of the Supercars 1.00 Top 1.00pm Nightmare Tenants, Slum Gear. Triple bill. 4.00 Would I Lie to You?. Triple Landlords Double bill. (R) bill. 6.00 Top Gear Botswana Special 7.00 Secrets 3.00 Kate Humble’s Coastal Britain of the Supercars 8.00 Mortimer & Whitehouse: Gone Fishing 8.40 Room 101. Double bill. 10.00 Double bill. The naturalist Have I Got a Bit More News for You 11.00 Live enjoys a 15-mile hike along at the Apollo 12.00m’t Taskmaster. Gameshow. the North Yorkshire coast; 1.00 Mock the Week 1.40 Room 101. Double bill. 3.00 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience. Kate walks a 13-mile stretch of Double bill. 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping the South West Coast Path. (R) The British Academy Film Awards, BBC One, 7pm DRAMA Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 5.00 5 News Weekend Headlines. ★★★ 9.00 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 The Bill. Four episodes. BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 Maggie Q and Luke Hemsworth. 5.05 Celebrity Barging Five famous 11.00 Birds of a Feather 12.00noon Bramwell. 7.00pm Angel Has Fallen (2019/15) Action thriller sequel, A Year in an English Garden: Flicker & starring Gerard Butler. ★★★ 11.05 Antebellum faces enjoy jaunts along Four episodes. 4.40 Catherine Cookson’s The Pulse 8.00 The British Garden: Life and Death on Gambling Man 8.00 Call the Midwife 9.20 (2020/15) Horror mystery, starring Janelle Monae. beautiful waterways. (R) Your Lawn 9.30 The Sky at Night 10.00 Between ★★★ 1.05am ★★★ 2.55 Silent Witness 11.40 The Heart Guy. Double bill. 11.40 Looks That Kill (2020/15) the Lines. Double bill. The Mary Rose: ★★★ 4.50-6.40am 1.40am The Last Post 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping A Timewatch Guide 12.40am A Year in an Braking for Whales (2019/15) 7.00 Naughty Cats Make You 1.40-3.10am Boonie Bears: The Wild Life (2021/U) ★★ YESTERDAY Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 English Garden: Flicker & Pulse The LOL Compilation of internet British Garden: Life and Death on Your Lawn FILM4 313 14 428 videos featuring animals doing 6.00am Impossible Engineering. Double bill. Sky FV Virgin 8.00 History Hunters. Triple bill. 11.00 Narrow SKY ONE 106 110 11.00am Snoopy and Charlie Brown: The Peanuts bizarre and humorous things. Sky Virgin ★★★★ 12.45pm Escapes of World War Two. Four episodes. 6.00am Hour of Power 7.00 Madagascar: Movie (2015/U) Puss in Boots 8.00 Happy Campers: 3.00pm Abandoned Engineering. Five episodes. 7.25 7.50 (2011/U) ★★★★ 2.30 The Last Airbender (2010/ A Little Wild Where’s Wally Trolls: ★ 8.00 ’Allo ’Allo!. Four episodes. 10.00 Bangers Trollstopia 8.15 All Hail King Julien 8.40 Dawn of PG) Fantasy adventure, starring Noah Ringer. The Caravan Park (5/6) 4.35 27 Dresses (2008/12) Romantic comedy, Holiday Resort Unity marketing and Cash. Triple bill. 1.00am Hidden Traces. the Croods 9.05 Modern Family. Double bill. Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping 10.00 The Simpsons. Double bill. 11.00 Magnum starring Katherine Heigl and James Marsden. guru Jonathan tries to give 12.00noon 3.00 FILM ★★★ 6.45 Pitch Perfect 2 (2015/12) Comedy ITV2 118 6 115 P.I. Hawaii Five-0. Triple bill. ★★★ 9.00 old-school entertainment chief Sky FV Virgin School of Rock (2003/PG) Comedy, starring Jack sequel, starring Anna Kendrick. Logan Chunkie Russell a new online 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Double bill. Black. ★★★★ 5.00 The Simpsons. Six episodes. (2017/15) Fantasy adventure, with Hugh Jackman. 8.40 Love Bites. Triple bill. 11.40 Catchphrase 8.00 9.00 10.00 ★★★★ 11.45 American Assassin (2017/18) look, while a new food-ordering An Idiot Abroad Magnum P.I. ★★★★ 1.55-3.50am 12.25pm In for a Penny 12.55 Totally You’ve NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 SEAL Team 12.00m’t Thriller, with Dylan O’Brien. FILM ★★★ app goes haywire at Tencreek. Been Framed! 1.55 The Nut Job (2014/U) The Blacklist 1.00 S.W.A.T. 2.00 The Force: Essex Brothers of the Head (2005/18) Animated comedy, featuring the voice of 3.00 Road Wars 4.00-6.00am Send in the Dogs 9.00 Rich House, Poor House ★★ 3.45 FILM TALKING PICTURES Will Arnett. Harry Potter and 328 81 445 Changed My Life (1/3) the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 (2010/12) Fantasy SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 Sky FV Virgin Revisiting a selection of swaps adventure, starring Daniel Radcliffe and Ralph 6.00am The Guest Wing 7.00 Urban Secrets 6.00am Hello Down There (1969/U) ★★★ 8.00 to see what impact the show Fiennes. ★★★★ 6.25 FILM Harry Potter 8.00 Richard E Grant’s Hotel Secrets. Double No Hiding Place 9.00 Black Saddle 9.30 Johnny Ringo 10.00 Night Mail (1936/U) ★★★★★ 10.25 has had on the people featured, and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (2011/12) bill. 10.00 CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Five Conclusion of the fantasy saga, starring Daniel episodes. 3.00pm The Sopranos. Five episodes. Blackpool in 1974 10.40 Adventures of Captain beginning with two families Radcliffe. ★★★★★ 9.00 Family Guy. Double 9.00 FILM The Founder (2006/12) Drama, starring Fabian (1951/PG) ★★★ 12.40pm Talking To who swapped places a year ago. bill. 10.00 Celebrity Juice 10.45 Family Guy 11.15 Michael Keaton, Laura Dern and Nick Offerman. Jack Warner 12.50 Jigsaw (1962/PG) ★★★ 2.55 The Gowlands were counting American Dad!. Triple bill. 12.45am The Cleveland ★★★ 11.00 Devils 12.05am Six Feet Under. Rebecca (1940/PG) Romantic thriller, starring Show. Double bill. 1.40 The Stand Up Sketch Double bill. 2.10 Get Shorty. Double bill. 4.20 Laurence Olivier and Joan Fontaine. ★★★★★ every penny, while millionaire Show. Double bill. 2.40 Hell’s Kitchen 3.25 The Guest Wing 5.10-6.00am Urban Secrets 5.30 The Adventures of Robin Hood 6.00 property developers the Greens ITV2 Nightscreen 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping Upstairs, Downstairs 7.00 Went the Day Well? lived in luxury and, for one week, SKY CINEMA PREMIERE (1942/PG) Second World War drama, starring ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 Sky 301 Virgin 401 Leslie Banks. ★★★★★ 8.50 Cinema Tax they traded homes and budgets. 6.00am On the Buses. Double bill. 6.55 6.35am Scoob! (2020/PG) ★★★ 8.25 Archenemy Must Go 9.00 The Champions. Fantasy drama, Emmerdale 9.45 FILM Carry On Up the Khyber (2020/15) ★★★ 10.00 Death of Me (2020/15) starring William Gaunt, Alexandra Bastedo and 10.00 Bargain-Loving Brits in (1968/PG) Comedy. ★★★ 11.30 Wycliffe. Double ★★★ 11.45 Angel Has Fallen (2019/15) ★★★ Stuart Damon. 10.00 Emperor of the North the Sun Two expats buy bill. 1.45pm Inspector Morse. Double bill. 6.05 1.50pm Boonie Bears: The Wild Life (2021/U) ★★ (1973/15) Depression-era adventure, starring Lee the bar they discovered on Endeavour 8.00 Long Lost Family 9.00 Joanna 3.40 Scoob! (2020/PG) Animated comedy, with Marvin. ★★★★ 12.30am House of Strangers. Lumley’s India. Joanna embarks on the final the voices of Will Forte and Mark Wahlberg. Crime drama, starring Edward G Robinson and their honeymoon 21 years leg of her journey through India. 10.00 Lewis ★★★ 5.25 Archenemy (2020/15) Action Susan Hayward. (1949/PG) ★★★ 2.35 She Knows before, while a tattooist 12.00m’t Coronation Street 2.50 Emmerdale 5.15 adventure, starring Joe Manganiello. ★★★ 7.10 Y’know (1962/PG) ★★★ 4.00 Lytton’s Diary moonlights as both a reggae Bless This House 5.40-6.00am ITV3 Nightscreen Death of Me (2020/15) Premiere. Horror, starring 5.00-6.00am The Tom Ewell Show. Double bill. singer and a DIY visual artist. (R) 10.55 Britain’s Favourite 80s leaders of Welsh Labour, the Welsh 7.30 Dechrau Canu Dechrau Canmol. Musician Variations Conservatives, Plaid Cymru, the Welsh Liberal Sian James discusses how she is inspired by Songs A look at the biggest- Democrats and other political parties answer hymn writer Ann Griffiths. 8.00 Iaith ar Daith. selling singles of 1985, the best BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: 10.15-11.10pm 10.00am 10.45 NEW questions. Tipping Point: Lucky Joanna Scanlan and Mark Lewis Jones hit the Politics Wales Sunday Stars. Ben Shephard asks the questions as pop videos, the artists who 11.15am-12.00noon road, travelling the length and breadth of Wales Morning Stories. Escape Tom Allen, Melvin Odoom and Patti Clare and facing different linguistic challenges. Last in appeared in them, and the 1.50pm to the Country The Best Dishes Ever play to win turns on an arcade-style machine series. 9.00 Bregus. Ellie tries to make amends stories behind the songs (R) 2.05 FILM Queen of Katwe (2016/PG) Drama, in the hope of winning a cash prize for charity. to her family for her secret life, as intrusive ★★★★ 4.05 12.20am Greatest Ever Celebrity starring David Oyelowo. S4C 6.00am Cyw 8.50 Penblwyddi Cyw 9.00 thoughts and disruptive visions overcome her, Weatherman Walking: The Welsh Coast Ffit Cymru 10.00 Hewlfa Drysor 11.00 Dechrau and Menna begins to sense that something Wind Ups (R) 1.15 The 21.co.uk Live 4.35 5.05-5.35 Casino Show 3.15 Shoplifters: At War Snowdonia 1890 Tudur’s TV Canu Dechrau Canmol 12.00noon O Nefyn i is not right. 10.00 Clwb Rygbi: Super Rugby Flashback 5.50-6.00pm BBC Wales Today Nairobi 12.30 Dan Do 1.00 Trefi Gwyllt Iolo 1.30 Aotearoa. Action from the latest fixtures in with the Law (R) 4.00 Tribal Teens (R) ITV WALES As ITV except: 6.45pm ITV News Agor y Clo 2.30 Y Dref Gymreig 3.00 Dylan ar the competition from New Zealand, featuring 4.45 Wildlife SOS (R) 5.10 Nick’s Quest Cymru Wales 7.00-8.00 Wales Decides: The ITV Daith 3.55 Mamwlad 4.20 Y Fets 5.15 Ffermio Highlanders v Chiefs and Hurricanes v (R) 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) Wales Debate. Adrian Masters moderates as the 5.45 Pobol y Cwm 7.15 Newyddion a Chwaraeon Crusaders. 11.00-11.35pm Cymru, Dad a Fi BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.30am Impossible (R) 7.15 Frontline 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.00am Countdown (R) 6.40 Cheers (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Fightback (R) 8.00 Inside the 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond Hammer (R) 11.00 Claimed and Zoo (R) 9.00 BBC News at 9 10.00 This Morning A mix of celebrity (R) 8.55 Frasier (R) 10.25 Escape Shamed (R) 11.45 Paramedics on 10.00 BBC News 12.15pm chat and lifestyle features. to the Chateau: DIY (R) 11.30 Scene (R) 12.15pm Bargain Hunt Politics Live. The latest stories. Couples Come Dine with Me (R) 12.30pm Loose Women Celebrity NEW 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 1.00 Eggheads Quiz show. (R) interviews and topical debate. 12.30pm Steph’s Packed Lunch. With Steph McGovern. 1.45 Impossible (21/30) Quiz show. 1.30 The Masters 2019: Tiger Roars 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather Again A look back at Tiger 2.10 Countdown Word game. 2.30 Garden Rescue In Surrey. (R) Woods’ memorable victory at 1.55 Regional News; Weather 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R) 3.00 Escape to the Country (R) Real-life cases. Augusta National Golf Club. (R) 2.00 Judge Rinder 4.00 A New Life in the Sun 3.45 Ready Steady Cook Chefs 2.30 Golf: The Masters Highlights 3.00 Tenable A team of family and A Londoner prepares to open a Anna Haugh and Ellis Barrie The fourth day of the Major. (R) friends attempts to answer bar in the South of France. (R) help a brother and sister 4.30 Butterflies: A Very British questions about top 10 lists, 5.00 Four in a Bed The week kicks make a meal in 20 minutes. Obsession – Natural World (R) before trying to score a off at Creates Monmouth in 4.30 The Repair Shop The restorers 5.15 Flog It! Auction challenge. (R) perfect 10 in the final round. Monmouthshire, where a get to work on a folk figurine 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. peaceful night’s sleep is ruined and a 1960s stuffed monkey. Games Trivia-based quiz. (R) 5.00 The Chase Quiz show, by an early morning fire alarm. 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. 6.30 Saved and Remade Unused hosted by Bradley Walsh. 5.30 The Simpsons Double bill. (R) 6.00 BBC News; Regional News treasures are transformed 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks Imran fears that he 6.55 Party Election Broadcast into functional items. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather and Brooke are drifting apart. (R) 7.00 The One Show Alex Jones 7.00 Your Home Made Perfect 7.00 Emmerdale Gabby is in 7.00 Channel 4 News Headlines. and Rylan Clark-Neal present Cutting-edge virtual reality the firing line, Kim collapses, 8.00 Low Pay Britain: The the first visit of the week and visual effects enable and Faith is feeling generous. Truth about Your Job to the One Show studio. people to see what the future 7.30 Coronation Street Peter – Dispatches Morland 7.35 Panorama In-depth current of their home could look like, reveals he has an appointment Sanders reports on the future affairs report covering a before it is built in reality. at the transplant centre. of workers’ rights in the UK, story behind the headlines. Presented by Angela Scanlon. (R) 8.00 Alan Titchmarsh: Spring examining evidence of safety 8.05 EastEnders Kush has a 8.00 Mastermind Double bill. John into Summer Alan is joined by breaches, low pay, and huge surprise for Whitney, Karen Humphrys hosts the third semi- Anton Du Beke, who discusses dangerous pressures at the faces an unusual proposition, final of the quiz, with four more cheering up the nation this heart of the gig economy. and it’s a proud day for Keegan, returning contenders answering summer, while horticulturist 8.30 Jamie: Keep Cooking but what’s Tiffany hiding? questions on specialist subjects Camilla Bassett-Smith opens Family Favourites Jamie 8.30 Fawlty Towers Basil decides and general knowledge; the up her cottage garden. Oliver takes a simple sausage it’s time to enhance the hotel’s fourth semi-final of the quiz, 8.30 Coronation Street Peter, and transforms it into a stunning reputation with an exclusive as four more returning players Daniel and Carla attend a baked casserole, with potato night of gourmet cuisine. (R) answer questions on specialist meeting with the transplant dumplings that are crispy on the 9.00 Greta Thunberg: A Year subjects and general knowledge. coordinator, while Steve, top and soft on the bottom. to Change the World (1/3) 9.00 Amazing Hotels: Tracy and Adam join online. 9.00 24 Hours in Police Custody Documentary following Life Beyond the Lobby 9.00 Too Close (1/3) A forensic (4/4) An investigating officer the activist through 2019 and Giles Coren and Monica Galetti psychiatrist is assigned to deals with the case of a man left 2020, as she travels the world join the staff working in some assess the sanity of a woman at the brink of death following exploring the science of global of the most unusual hotels accused of a despicable crime. a violent incident, and realises warming and challenging around the world, learning Psychological thriller, with Emily the victim is a man who came world leaders to take action. the tricks of the trade. (R) Watson and Denise Gough. to see her the day before. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Have I Got a Bit More 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 The Truth about Police 10.45 Meet the Khans: Big in News for You Celebrity 10.35 Regional News; Weather Stop & Search Jermaine Jenas Bolton (5&6/8) Double bill. guests join in the fun on the 10.45 Britain’s Tiger Kings – On examines the controversial The couple clash at home satirical current affairs quiz, the Trail with Ross Kemp policing policy, giving black before a big family trip to New with regular team captains Ian Part two of two. Ross meets men issued with hidden York. Back in Bolton it’s ‘new Hislop and Paul Merton. (R) people who own dangerous cameras the chance to share hair who dis’ for Faryal, before 10.45 Newsnight Headline analysis. and exotic animals in Britain, their experiences of being an emotional chat about Amir’s 11.30pm Climate Change: Ade on the including a man who keeps 46 stopped and searched. plans for one last dance; Amir Frontline Ade Adepitan scours the snakes, and a crocodile owner 11.00pm Gogglebox TV critiques. (R) puts a pause on training for a globe for solutions to environmental with an unusual death wish. (R) 12.05am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares quick trip to Dubai for some problems, beginning by visiting the 11.45pm Too Close Psychological USA. Gordon Ramsay visits a failing holiday home shopping. Solomon Islands, the Great Barrier thriller, starring Emily Watson and Greek restaurant in Queens, New York. 11.45pm The Graham Norton Show Reef and Tasmania. (R) 12.30am Denise Gough. (R) 12.35am All Elite (R) 1.00 Couples Come Dine with Me. Guests include Tom Cruise, Jennifer Countryfile (R) 1.25 Paloma Faith: Wrestling: Dynamite. Hard-hitting Couples from Somerset take part. (R) Connelly and Miles Teller. (R) 12.35am A As I Am. Documentary following the action. 1.25 Home Shopping 3.00 FYI 1.55 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces Question of Sport. Guests include singer-songwriter. (R) 2.25 Antiques Extra 3.15 Lingo. Adil Ray hosts, as (R) 2.50 The Handmaid’s Tale (R) 3.45 Rebecca Adlington and Jonathan Trott. Roadshow. The team values decorative contestants compete in a battle of Kirstie: Keep Crafting and Carry On (R) (R) 1.05 Weather for the Week Ahead objects and rarities belonging to the words. (R) 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 4.40 The £100k Drop (R) 5.30-6.00am 1.10-6.00am BBC News. Headlines. public. (R) 3.25-6.30am This Is BBC Two 5.05-6.00am Tipping Point (R) Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Monday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Hold the Sunset APRIL 12 7.45 Ever Decreasing Circles 8.20 Hi-de-Hi! FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 9.00 Porridge 9.40 Last of the Summer Wine 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine 11.00 Keeping Up Appearances 11.40 The Good Life 12.20pm Porridge 1.00 Hi-de-Hi! 1.40 Ever 11.15 Build a New Life in the Decreasing Circles 2.20 Dad’s Army 3.00 Keeping Country (R) 12.15pm 5 News Up Appearances 3.40 The Good Life 4.20 Last of 12.20 Our B&B Dream (R) the Summer Wine 5.40 Hi-de-Hi! 6.20 The Good Life 7.00 Porridge 7.40 Dad’s Army 9.00 The Fast 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Show 9.40 Absolutely Fabulous 10.20 French 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. and Saunders 11.00 Goodness Gracious Me 2.15 My Husband’s Secret Life 11.40 Peep Show 12.15am The Fast Show 12.55 Absolutely Fabulous 1.35 French and Saunders (2018/12) A woman discovers 2.25 Peep Show 2.55 Goodness Gracious Me that her husband is leading a 3.25 The Fast Show 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping dangerous double life. Thriller, 111 19 127 ★★★ DAVE Sky FV Virgin starring Kara Killmer. 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Late Nite Eats. Double 4.00 Rich House, Poor House (R) bill. 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters. 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 12.00noon Red Bull Soapbox Race 1.00 Top Gear. 5.30 Neighbours Nicolette worries Double bill. 3.00 Rick Stein’s Long Weekends about Chloe as she tries to 4.00 Top Gear 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Would I cope with the loss of Fay. (R) Lie to You? 7.40 Room 101 9.00 QI XL 10.00 Greta Thunberg: A Year to Change the World, BBC One, 9pm Taskmaster 11.00 Mock the Week 11.40 Would I 6.00 Home and Away Christian 9.00 10.05 FILM Lie to You? 12.20am Room 101. Double bill. ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 Game of Thrones Your Honor doubts his medical skills 1.35 QI XL 2.30 Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience Grey Gardens (2009/12) Drama. ★★★ 12.00m’t 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 2.10 4.20 after Lewis’s comments. (R) 3.10 Drug Wars 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 6.55 7.55 8.55 Deadwood Ray Donovan Richard E Classic Emmerdale Heartbeat Bless Grant’s Hotel Secrets 5.10-6.00am Urban Secrets This House 9.30 On the Buses. Double bill. 10.35 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. DRAMA Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 11.40 Wycliffe 12.40pm SKY CINEMA PREMIERE 6.00am Teleshopping 7.20 Birds of a Feather. Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 301 401 7.00 Nightmare Builders Double bill. 8.25 The Bill 9.30 Classic Holby City Sky Virgin 2.50 Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 3.50 6.40am ★★★ Next Door Followed 10.55 Classic Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 5.45 Snow Queen: Mirrorlands (2018/U) Agatha Christie’s Marple Agatha Christie’s 8.20 Scoob! (2020/PG) ★★★ 10.00 Death of Me by 5 News Update Classic EastEnders 2.20 Soldier, Soldier 3.20 All Poirot 6.50 Wycliffe 8.00 Agatha Christie’s Poirot Creatures Great and Small 4.20 Lovejoy 5.25 (2020/15) ★★★ 11.50 Archenemy (2020/15) ★★★ (7/16) After 9.00 Long Lost Family 10.05 Law & Order: UK. 1.35pm ★★★ 8.00 Traffic Cops Fresh Fields 6.00 Waiting for God 6.40 Last of 12.00m’t 2.15 Braking for Whales (2019/15) Double bill. Inspector Morse ITV3 3.35 Looks That Kill (2020/15) ★★★ 5.20 Snow receiving reports that a lorry the Summer Wine 8.00 Inspector George Gently Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping driver has almost struck a road 10.00 New Tricks 11.25 Silent Witness 1.35am The Queen: Mirrorlands (2018/U) ★★★ 7.00 Scoob! Bill 2.40 Cadfael 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping BBC FOUR Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 (2020/PG) ★★★ 8.40 Death of Me (2020/15) worker on the M1, officers race Horror, with Maggie Q. ★★★ 10.25 Archenemy 155 26 129 7.00pm Walk the Line 7.30 The Joy of Painting to intercept a seven-and-a-half- YESTERDAY Sky FV Virgin 8.00 Fake or Fortune? 9.00 An Evening with (2020/15) ★★★ 12.05am Looks That Kill (2020/15) ton truck, with Sgt Scott Riley 6.00am Invasion! With Sam Willis. Double bill. Peter Alliss 10.00 Around with Alliss 10.30 Art ★★★ 1.40 Braking for Whales (2019/15) ★★★ deploying a stinger to bring the 8.00 Murder Maps 9.00 Titanic: Stories from the of France 11.30 The Incredible Story of Marie 3.30 The Sunlit Night (2019/15) ★★★ 5.00- Deep. Double bill. 11.00 Great British Railway Antoinette’s Watch with Nicholas Parsons 6.45am Boonie Bears: The Wild Life (2021/U) ★★ vehicle to a standstill. Elsewhere, Journeys. Double bill. 12.00noon Antiques 12.30am 1.00 The Joy of Painting Walk the Line Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 Sgt Steve Hughes and his team Roadshow 1.00 The Architecture The Railways 1.30 Fake or Fortune? 2.30-3.30am Art of France FILM4 investigate when a car hits a wall. Built 2.00 Abandoned Engineering. Double bill. 11.00am Thunderbirds Are Go! (1966/U) ★★★ 106 110 12.50pm Teen Wolf (1985/PG) ★★★ 2.40 Harry Followed by 5 News Update 4.00 World War Two From Above 5.00 Narrow SKY ONE Sky Virgin Escapes of World War Two 6.00 Antiques 6.00am Monkey Life. Double bill. 7.00 Futurama. and the Hendersons (1987/PG) ★★ 4.50 Three 9.00 Hoarder Homes: No Room Roadshow 7.00 Great Continental Railway Double bill. 8.00 Stargate SG-1 9.00 Brit Cops: Amigos! (1986/PG) ★★★ 6.55 Pacific Rim: to Move (2/6) The team Journeys 8.00 The Good Nazi 9.00 War Factories Law & Disorder 10.00 Caught on Dashcam 11.00 Uprising (2018/12) ★★★ 9.00 Master and assists a 63-year-old woman 10.00 The World at War 11.00 Open All Hours. NCIS: Los Angeles. Double bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Commander: The Far Side of the World Triple bill. 1.00am The Railway: First Great Five-0. Double bill. 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 Modern (2003/12) ★★★★ 11.45 The Other Woman whose flat is packed with junk Western. Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Family. Double bill. 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 (2014/12) ★★ 1.55-3.50am Submarine (2010/15) ★★ that she can’t bear to throw Futurama. Double bill. 6.30 The Simpsons. Triple Sky 118 FV 6 Virgin 115 TALKING PICTURES away, while house clearance ITV2 bill. 8.00 Keeping Up with the Kardashians 328 81 445 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 9.00 FILM Men in Black II (2002/PG) Sci-fi Sky FV Virgin expert George Mensah is called Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.30 comedy sequel, starring Will Smith and Tommy 6.00am The Southerner (1945/U) ★★★ 7.50 Boys in by a bereaved family to Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Love Bites 11.30 Dress Lee Jones. ★★ 10.45 A League of Their Own: in Brown (1949/PG) ★★ 9.30 Overseas Press Club help with the task of dealing to Impress 12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 Coronation Loch Ness to London 11.45 The Flight Attendant – Exclusive! 10.00 Get Some In! 10.30 Cone of 2.00 2.50 ★★★★ 12.20pm with a lifetime of hoarding. Street The Ellen DeGeneres Show Love 12.40am Dating No Filter 1.10 The Blacklist Silence (1960/U) The Traitor Bites 3.50 The Masked Singer US 4.45 Take Me 2.05 Road Wars 3.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime (1957/PG) ★★★ 2.00 Enemy at the Door 3.00 Out 5.55 FILM Harry Potter and the Half-Blood 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00-6.00am MacGyver Hobson’s Choice (1953/U) ★★★★ 5.10 No Hiding 10.00 Casualty 24/7: Every Prince (2009/12) Fantasy adventure sequel. Place 6.00 Interpol Calling 6.30 The Quiet Woman Second Counts Doctors treat ★★★★ 9.00 Family Guy 9.30 American Dad! SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 (1951/PG) ★★★ 8.00 Gideon’s Way 9.00 Men an elderly patient rushed into 10.00 Family Guy 11.30 American Dad! 12.00m’t 6.00am Urban Secrets 6.55 CSI: Crime Scene in War (1957/PG) ★★★ 11.05 The Big Operator The Cleveland Show 1.00 Don’t Hate the Playaz Investigation. Double bill. 8.45 The Wire. Double (1959/PG) ★★★ 12.50am Guns of Darkness hospital suffering from a racing 1.45 Iain Stirling’s CelebAbility 2.30 Totally bill. 10.55 Dexter. Double bill. 1.05pm CSI: Crime (1962/12) ★★★ 2.55 Who Were You With Last heartbeat, and a 28-year-old Bonkers Guinness World Records 2.55 FYI Extra Scene Investigation. Double bill. 2.55 The Affair. Night 3.00 London Entertains (1951/U) ★★★ man receives treatment after 3.10 ITV2 Nightscreen 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping Double bill. 5.20 The Sopranos. Double bill. 7.30 4.00 Shadows of Fear 5.00-6.00am The Rogues a motorbike accident. (R) 11.05pm A&E After Dark Medical debate between Labour, the Conservatives 6.25 Darllediad Etholiadol Gan Y Democratiaid Variations and Plaid Cymru, the leaders of the other Rhyddfrydol. Political broadcast by the Liberal staff are faced with an aggressive parties are questioned by Adrian Masters. Democrats. 6.30 Welsh Whisperer – Ni’n Teithio patient who was brought in by BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: 6.30pm S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion Nawr. Andrew Walton visits some of the rural BBC Wales Today. The latest 12.05 12.30 villages of Wales. 6.57 Newyddion 7.00 Heno police after being pushed down a regional News 6.55-7.00pm Party Election S4C a’r Tywydd Codi Hwyl America flight of concrete stairs. (R) 12.05am Heno 1.00 Cymru, Dad a Fi 1.30 Nyrsys 2.00 7.30 Newyddion 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. Izzy learns Broadcast. By the Welsh Liberal Democrats. Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn why her mother wants her to leave town. 8.25 Extraordinary Medical Mysteries. Cases ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Clwb Sgwrs Dan y Lloer. Elin Fflur chats to Ian Gwyn include a retired schoolteacher who News Cymru Wales. News reports. 6.00 ITV Rygbi: Super Rugby Aotearoa 4.00 Awr Fawr: Hughes in his Cardiff garden. Last in series. has felt dizzy for six decades. (R) 1.00 News Wales at Six 6.25-6.30 Party Election Olobobs 4.05 Amser Maith Maith yn Ol 4.25 Y 8.55 Newyddion 9.00 Ffermio. Agricultural The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show 3.00 Broadcast. By the Welsh Liberal Democrats. Brodyr Coala 4.35 Anifeiliaid Bach y Byd 4.45 issues. 9.30 John Owen: Cadw Cyfrinach. 8.00-8.30 Wales Decides. Adrian Masters Cacamwnci 5.00 Stwnsh: Dreigiau – Marchogion A former pupil of John Owen shares his Entertainment News on 5 3.10 Friends presents a profile of current First Minister Mark Berc 5.25 Bernard 5.30 Sgorio 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 experiences and the effect that years of abuse (R) 4.00 Tribal Teens (R) 4.45 Wildlife Drakeford. 10.35 ITV News Cymru Wales 10.45- Parti Bwyd Beca. Beca Lyne-Pirkis prepares had on him during his time at Ysgol Rhydfelen SOS (R) 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) 11.45pm Wales Decides. Following last night’s a street food feast for the London Welsh. School in the 1980s. 11.00-11.35pm Codi Pac BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.30am Impossible (R) 7.15 Bargain 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.00am Countdown (R) 6.40 Cheers (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Hunt. In Shropshire. (R) 8.00 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond Hammer 11.00 Claimed and Gardeners’ World Easter Special 10.00 This Morning Celebrity chat (R) 8.55 Frasier (R) 10.25 Escape Shamed (R) 11.45 Paramedics on (R) 9.00 BBC News at 9 10.00 and lifestyle features. to the Chateau: DIY (R) 11.30 Scene. Documentary. (R) 12.15pm BBC News 12.15pm Politics Live 12.30pm Loose Women Celebrity Couples Come Dine with Me (R) Bargain Hunt. At Newmarket 1.00 Head Hunters Quiz show. (R) 12.30pm Steph’s Packed Lunch Racecourse, Suffolk. (R) interviews and topical debate. 1.45 Best House in Town (R) 2.10 Countdown Gameshow. 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 2.30 800 Words Drama. (R) 3.00 A Place in the Sun A tranquil 1.45 Impossible Quiz show. 1.55 Regional News; Weather holiday home along the Costa (R) 2.30 Garden Rescue Transforming a 3.15 Nature’s Epic Journeys 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases. Almeria in southern Spain. (R) muddy space in Cwmcarn. (R) 4.15 Nature’s Microworlds (R) 3.00 Tenable List-based quiz show. 4.00 A New Life in the Sun Weather 3.00 Escape to the Country 4.45 Eggheads Quiz show. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. threatens the launch of an A property in Cornwall. 5.15 Flog It! From Bedfordshire. (R) 5.00 The Chase Contestants Harry, expat’s bar in France. (R) 3.45 Ready Steady Cook Akis 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of Bill, Samantha and Donna work 5.00 Four in a Bed The rivals Petretzikis and Anna Haugh Games With Dr Maggie as a team to take on one of the stay over at Coastal Park prepare meals in 20 minutes. Aderin-Pocock, Rev Richard Chasers and secure a cash prize. Accommodation in Llanelli. 4.30 The Repair Shop Items include Coles and Stuart Maconie. (R) 6.00 Regional News; Weather 5.30 The Simpsons Double bill. (R) an ornate but broken clock. 6.30 Saved and Remade Items 6.25 Party Election Broadcast 6.30 Hollyoaks Liberty decides 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. include a steamer trunk and a By the Liberal Democrats. to move out when she finds 6.00 BBC News; Regional News collection of piano accordions. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather out what Sienna did. (R) 7.00 The One Show Alex Jones 7.00 Your Home Made Perfect 7.00 Emmerdale Lydia has a shock, 7.00 Channel 4 News Headlines. and Rylan Clark-Neal present Laura Jane Clark and Robert Bear overhears an intriguing 8.00 The Great Celebrity Bake the live magazine show. Jamison create virtual reality conversation, and Kim opens up. Off for Stand Up to 7.30 EastEnders An unexpected renovations for a former 7.30 For the Love of Britain Cancer Hollywood star guest at Frankie’s birthday B&B in Margate that is poorly (10/10) Julie Walters presents a John Lithgow, comedian Jon surprises everyone, and a laid out, has too many rooms, guide to some of the most Richardson, Paralympian Hannah mistake on social media puts and is lacking natural light. (R) beautiful sights the Peak District Cockroft, and funnyman Russell the spotlight on Keegan. 8.00 All That Glitters: Britain’s has to offer. Actor Katherine Brand take on three challenges 7.50 Holby City The outcome of Next Jewellery Star Kelly heads out on an inspiring in the baking show. Paul his compensation case against Taking place in a specially hill walk up Mam Tor. Hollywood and Prue Leith pass the hospital inspires Dominic to built workshop in Birmingham’s 8.00 Who Wants to Be a judgment on their skills. (R) refashion his life, but when his historic Jewellery Quarter, Millionaire? Big-prize quiz 9.00 Snackmasters: Wagon plans are dashed, he’s soon Katherine Ryan hosts a new in which another line-up of Wheel Fred Sirieix sets two asking a huge favour of Sacha. series that sees eight talented contestants answer questions chefs to the challenge of 8.30 Island Medics A 95-year-old jewellers battle it out to prove that could change their lives. (R) replicating the Wagon Wheel, a is winched from the deck of a they can be the next big 9.00 Too Close (2/3) Unearthing precise combination of mallow, cruise ship, while the dental jewellery-making sensation. some surprising revelations, crumbly biscuit and chocolate. team takes to the road to reach 9.00 Stacey Dooley: Back on Emma becomes increasingly Tristan Welch, who cut his patients across Shetland. (R) the Psych Ward The sympathetic to Connie’s teeth with Gary Rhodes, aims to 9.00 The Syndicate (3/6) The presenter returns to Springfield plight, but is she being solve the problem with madcap kennel colleagues prepare to Hospital to work with the team manipulated into giving too gadgets, while Cyrus Todiwala, confront Frank at his Monaco and meet patients in crisis as much away about her own dark one of the most respected hotel, only for the security they battle mental health issues past? Drama, starring Emily Indian chefs in the country, takes guards to throw them out. during the Covid-19 pandemic. Watson and Denise Gough. a more instinctive approach. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Live at the Apollo Darren 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 Naked Attraction (1/5) A 10.45 Being Sikh (2/5) Harsimrat and Harriott hosts the show 10.30 Regional News; Weather wrestler from Manchester and a Jagjit celebrate the arrival of recorded at London’s 10.45 The Station: Trouble on bi-curious graphic designer from their first-born baby at home, Hammersmith Apollo, warming the Tracks Euston is evacuated south London take their pick of while 15-year-old Ansh learns up the audience and then during Friday rush hour – leaving six potential partners, based about the sacred meaning of introducing stand-up passengers stranded, confused purely on their naked bodies. his turban. Newlyweds Hari performances by Jessica and angry. Driver Andy reveals 11.05pm Taskmaster Charlotte Ritchie, and Kiran continue their Fostekew and Stephen Bailey. (R) just how close his train came to Jamali Maddix, Lee Mack, Mike devotion to their guru through 10.45 Newsnight Analysis of the disaster and train dispatcher Wozniak and Sarah Kendall compete. their marriage and in their daily day’s events, with Kirsty Wark. and former bank manager David (R) 12.10am The Crystal Maze: Celebrity lives, and Hardeep scatters his 11.30pm Pandemic 2020 (R) 12.30am imparts his worldly wisdom to a Special. With Matt Edmondson, father’s ashes over flowing Top Gear. The presenters head on an new recruit on his first shift. (R) Debbie McGee, Kimberly Wyatt and water to unite him with God. icy expedition across the wild Scottish 11.45pm The Metro: A Rail Life Story Chris Hughes. (R) 1.05 The Truth about 11.25pm Bates Motel Double bill. Highlands in the new Land Rover Thousands of Newcastle United fans Police Stop & Search (R) 2.00 Ramsay’s Norman lets Cody in on a family secret; Defender, Mercedes G-Wagen and pass through the Metro. (R) 12.10am Kitchen Nightmares USA (R) 2.50 Norman and Norma’s relationship is Ariel Nomad. (R) 1.30 MasterChef. Too Close (R) 1.00 Home Shopping Couples Come Dine with Me (R) 3.45 put in jeopardy by a growing secret. John Torode and Gregg Wallace 3.00 FYI Extra. News. 3.15 Winning Kirstie: Keep Crafting and Carry On (R) 12.50 Weather for the Week Ahead present the first round of finals week. Combination (R) 4.05 ITV Nightscreen 4.40 The £100k Drop (R) 5.30-6.00am 12.55-6.00am BBC News. Headlines. (R) 2.30-6.30am This Is BBC Two 5.05-6.00am Tipping Point. Quiz. (R) Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad Tuesday GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 Ever Decreasing Circles. APRIL 13 Double bill. 8.20 Hi-de-Hi! 9.00 Porridge 9.40 FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 VIRGIN 105 FREESAT 105 Last of the Summer Wine 11.00 Keeping Up 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Appearances 11.40 The Good Life 12.20pm Porridge 1.00 Hi-de-Hi! 1.40 Ever Decreasing 11.15 Build a New Life in the Circles 2.20 Dad’s Army 3.00 Keeping Up Country (R) 12.15pm 5 News Appearances 3.40 The Good Life 4.20 Last of the at Lunchtime 12.20 Our B&B Summer Wine 5.40 Hi-de-Hi! 6.20 The Good Life Dream. From Derbyshire. (R) 7.00 Porridge 7.40 Dad’s Army. Double bill. 9.00 The Fast Show 9.40 Absolutely Fabulous 10.20 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. (R) French and Saunders 11.00 Goodness Gracious 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Me 11.40 Peep Show 12.15am The Fast Show 12.55 Absolutely Fabulous 1.35 French and Saunders 2.15 A Marriage Made for Murder: 2.25 Peep Show 2.50 Goodness Gracious Me Hailey Dean Mysteries (2018/ 3.20 The Rebel 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping PG) Drama, starring Kellie Martin DAVE 111 19 127 ★★★★ Sky FV Virgin and Viv Leacock. 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Late Nite Eats. Double 4.00 Rich House, Poor House bill. 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters. Families from Chelmsford and Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. Watford swap homes. (R) 12.00noon Red Bull Soapbox Race 1.00 Top Gear. Double bill. 3.00 Rick Stein’s Long Weekends 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. 4.00 Top Gear 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Would I Lie The Syndicate, BBC One, 9pm 5.30 Neighbours Chloe is starting to You? 7.40 Room 101 9.00 QI XL 10.00 The to fall for Nicolette. (R) Misadventures of Romesh Ranganathan 11.00 Meet the Richardsons 11.40 Mock the Week Hate the Playaz 2.00 Hey Tracey! 2.55 Totally Honor 10.10 Devils 11.20 Six Feet Under 1.40am 6.00 Home and Away Nikau and 12.20am Would I Lie to You? 1.00 Room 101. Bonkers Guinness World Records 3.20 ITV2 Ray Donovan. Double bill. 4.00 Richard E Grant’s 3.30-7.00am Bella find Ari unconscious. (R) Double bill. 2.25 QI XL 3.15 Rhod Gilbert’s Nightscreen Teleshopping Hotel Secrets 5.00-6.00am Urban Secrets 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. Work Experience 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 SKY CINEMA PREMIERE 301 401 DRAMA Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Sky Virgin 6.55 7.55 7.00 GPs: Behind Closed Doors 6.00am Teleshopping 7.20 Birds of a Feather. Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 6.45am The Sunlit Night (2019/15) ★★★ 8.20 8.25 9.25 Heartbeat 8.55 Bless This House 9.30 On the Archenemy (2020/15) ★★★ 10.05 When Jeff Doctors treat a patient suffering Double bill. The Bill Classic Holby City 10.35 from pain, shortness of breath 10.50 Classic Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Buses. Double bill. Agatha Christie’s Poirot Tried to Save the World (2018/12) ★★★ 11.45 2.20 11.40 Wycliffe 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Death of Me (2020/15) ★★★ 1.35pm Angel Has Classic EastEnders. Double bill. Soldier, 2.50 and unexplained tingling in her Soldier 3.20 All Creatures Great and Small 4.20 Emmerdale. Double bill. Classic Coronation Fallen (2019/15) ★★★ 3.40 Boonie Bears: The hands, and a non-verbal child is 5.25 6.00 Street. Double bill. 3.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple Wild Life (2021/U) ★★ 5.30 When Jeff Tried to Lovejoy Fresh Fields Waiting for God 5.50 7.00 brought in by his worried 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. Agatha Christie’s Poirot Wycliffe Save the World (2018/12) ★★★ 7.15 Archenemy 8.00 10.00 8.00 Midsomer Murders 10.00 Law & Order: UK. (2020/15) ★★★ 9.00 Angel Has Fallen (2019/15) parents. Followed by 5 News The Inspector Lynley Mysteries New 12.05am 2.15 Tricks 11.20 Silent Witness 1.55am Cadfael 3.20 Double bill. Inspector Morse Action thriller sequel, starring Gerard Butler ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 The Yorkshire Vet (1/12) Peter Birds of a Feather 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping and Morgan Freeman. ★★★ 11.10 Death of Me Wright rushes to help a cow BBC FOUR 116 9 24 107 (2020/15) ★★★ 1.00am The Sunlit Night (2019/15) YESTERDAY Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 Sky FV / Virgin ★★★ 2.40 ★★★ 4.30-6.15am struggling to give birth and it is 7.00pm Live Women’s International Football Zeroville (2019/15) 6.00am Invasion! With Sam Willis 7.10 World’s Snow Queen: Mirrorlands (2018/U) ★★★ believed the calf may be coming 9.15 Catching Britain’s Killers: The Crimes That Greatest Palaces 8.00 Murder Maps 9.00 Trading 10.15 11.15 11.00 Changed Us Lights Up: Harm Colour: FILM4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 out backwards. Meanwhile, History. Double bill. Great Continental The Spectrum of Science 12.15am David Railway Journeys 12.00noon Antiques Roadshow 11.00am Crack in the World (1965/U) ★★ 12.55pm Julian and Matt head out to a Stratton’s Stories of Australian Cinema 1.15 Nolan: ★★★★ 2.35 1.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways 2.00 2.15-3.15am Horton Hears a Who! (2008/U) farm where there are two 4.00 Australia’s Maverick Artist Catching Rio 2 (2014/U) ★★★ 4.35 Akeelah and the Bee Abandoned Engineering. Double bill. World Britain’s Killers: The Crimes That Changed Us boisterous patients to treat. War Two From Above 5.00 Narrow Escapes of (2006/PG) ★★★ 6.45 Super 8 (2011/12) Sci-fi Followed by 5 News Update World War Two 6.00 Antiques Roadshow 7.00 SKY ONE Sky 106 Virgin 110 thriller, starring Joel Courtney. ★★★★ 9.00 The ★★★★ 11.20 9.00 Our Yorkshire Farm (1/8) Great Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Secrets 6.00am Monkey Life. Double bill. 7.00 Futurama. Equalizer 2 (2018/15) Commando of the Transport Museum 9.00 Bangers and Double bill. 8.00 Stargate SG-1 9.00 Brit Cops: (1985/18) ★★★ 1.10-3.30am Ted 2 (2015/15) ★★★ There are new beginnings on Cash. Double bill. 11.00 One Foot in the Grave. Law & Disorder 10.00 Caught on Dashcam 11.00 TALKING PICTURES the horizon for the Owen family Triple bill. 1.20am The Railway: First Great 1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles. Double bill. Hawaii Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 Western. Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Five-0 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 Modern Family 5.00 as the children take on more 6.00am The Dancing Years (1950/U) ★★★ 8.00 118 6 115 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama. Double bill. 6.30 responsibilities, and later they ITV2 Sky FV Virgin 8.00 Behemoth the Sea Monster (1959/PG) ★★★ The Simpsons. Triple bill. A League of Their 9.30 10.00 purchase neighbouring derelict 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 Own: Loch Ness to London 9.00 The Blacklist The Adventures of Robin Hood farmhouse that they are Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street. Double 10.00 An Idiot Abroad 11.00 A League of Their Get Some In! 10.30 Kipps (1941/U) ★★★★ 9.30 10.30 12.15pm 12.25 hoping to bring back to life. bill. Supermarket Sweep Love Bites Own 12.00m’t SEAL Team 1.00 The Force: Essex Arbroath Harbour in the 50s 11.30 Dress to Impress 12.30pm Emmerdale 2.00 Road Wars 3.00 Brit Cops: War on Crime Bang! You’re Dead (1954/PG) ★★★ 2.10 The 1.00 Coronation Street. Double bill. 2.00 The 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00-6.00am MacGyver Mummy’s Shroud (1966/15) ★★ 4.00 The House 10.00 When the Middletons Met Ellen DeGeneres Show 2.55 Love Bites 3.55 The on 92nd Street (1945/U) ★★★★ 6.00 Interpol the Monarchy Exploring Masked Singer US 4.50 Take Me Out 6.10 FILM SKY ATLANTIC Sky 108 Calling 6.30 Booby Trap (1957/PG) ★★★ 8.00 what really happened when Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1 6.00am Urban Secrets 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Gideon’s Way 9.00 Overlord (1975/15) Drama. (2010/12) Fantasy adventure, starring Daniel Investigation 9.00 The Wire 11.10 Dexter 1.20pm ★★ 10.45 The Counterfeit Plan (1957/12) ★★★ the Middletons met the Royal Radcliffe. ★★★★ 9.00 Family Guy. Five CSI: Crime Scene Investigation. Double bill. 12.30am His Girl Friday (1940/U) ★★★★★ family, how the Middletons episodes. 11.30 American Dad!. Double bill. 3.10 The Affair. Double bill. 5.20 The Sopranos. 2.20 There Was a Young Lady (1953/U) ★★★ coped with the rules, the 12.30am Celebrity Juice. Comedy quiz. 1.15 Don’t Double bill. 7.30 Game of Thrones 9.00 Your 4.00 Budgie 5.00-6.00am Stagecoach West potential gaffs and navigating within the royal family itself. (R) Kelly to explore the Peak District. 11.15pm- the girl who was sleeping rough again. 6.57 Variations 12.10am The Station: Trouble on the Tracks Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno 7.30 Newyddion S4C 11.30pm Shipman: 5 Mistakes That S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. Kath goes to Caught a Killer The case of serial killer BBC ONE WALES As BBC One except: 6.30pm 6.55-7.00 a’r Tywydd 12.05 Dau Gi Bach 12.30 Heno 1.00 Ar great lengths to impress Brynmor for their third BBC Wales Today Party 1.30 2.00 date. 8.25 Cymru, Dad a Fi. Wayne and Connagh Harold Shipman, the doctor who in Election Broadcast. By UKIP. 8.30-9.00pm y Lein Ffermio Newyddion S4C a’r the year 2000 was convicted of Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C Howard visit islands along the Menai Straits. Tudur’s TV Flashback. Small-screen clips a’r Tywydd 3.05 Iaith ar Daith 4.00 Awr Fawr: Sali 8.55 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 9.00 Ffit murdering 15 of his patients by focusing on programmes made in Wales. Mali 4.05 Jambori 4.15 Halibalw 4.25 Do Re Mi Cymru. The five leaders spend their first week injecting them with diamorphine. (R) ITV WALES As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV Dona 4.40 Patrol Pawennau 5.00 Stwnsh: Gwboi following the food and exercise programme. 12.30am Criminals: Caught on Camera News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.30 ITV News Wales a Twm Twm 5.10 Crwbanod Ninja 5.35 Un 10.00 Egwyddor Pleser. Milan Sova dies, and (R) 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show at Six 7.30-8.00 Coast & Country. Sean Fletcher Cwestiwn 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Natur a Ni. Morgan Zdenek Vrabec becomes a key witness in the explores the engineering and wildlife at Cardiff Jones encounters mushrooms of all shapes case, while Sokolowska receives information 3.10 Friends (R) 4.00 Tribal Teens – Here Bay Barrage. 10.30 ITV News Cymru Wales 10.45 and sizes. 6.25 Darllediad Etholiadol Gan UKIP. that the body of a woman has been found in Comes Trouble (R) 4.45 Wildlife SOS For the Love of Britain. Julie Walters is joined by Political broadcast by UKIP. 6.30 Rownd a Odes. English subtitles available. 11.05-11.40pm (R) 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) Ore Oduba, Ben Fogle, Liz Bonnin and Katherine Rownd. Sian tells Philip they are unlikely to see Welsh Whisperer – Ni’n Teithio Nawr BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 VIRGIN 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 VIRGIN 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 VIRGIN 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 VIRGIN 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.30am Impossible (R) 7.15 Bargain 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.00am Countdown (R) 6.40 Cheers (R) 10.00 Homes Under the Hunt (R) 8.00 Dragons’ Den (R) 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond Hammer (R) 11.00 Claimed and 9.00 BBC News at 9 10.00 10.00 This Morning A mix of celebrity (R) 8.55 Frasier (R) 10.25 Escape Shamed. Insurance fraudsters. BBC News 11.15 Politics Live chat and lifestyle features. to the Chateau: DIY (R) 11.30 (R) 11.45 Paramedics on Scene 1.00pm Head Hunters Quiz show. (R) Celebrity Couples Come Dine with Me (R) (R) Bargain Hunt (R) 12.30pm Loose Women 12.15pm 1.45 Best House in Town (R) interviews and topical debate. 12.30pm Steph’s Packed Lunch 1.00 BBC News; Regional News Journalist Amol 2.30 800 Words Antipodean comedy 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 2.10 Countdown 1.45 Impossible (23/30) Quiz show, Rajan is in Dictionary Corner. drama, starring Erik Thomson. (R) 1.55 Regional News; Weather hosted by Rick Edwards. 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R) 3.15 Yellowstone: The Wildest 2.00 Judge Rinder Following real-life 2.30 Garden Rescue Makeover show, 4.00 A New Life in the Sun (R) with Charlie Dimmock. (R) Winter The changing seasons at cases in a studio courtroom. the national park during 2016. (R) 5.00 Four in a Bed The Queens 3.00 Escape to the Country (R) 3.00 Tenable A team of five at Horton in Shropshire is (R) 3.45 Ready Steady Cook Presented 4.15 Nature’s Microworlds band members take part. the week’s third location. Quiz show. (R) Coin-drop quiz. by Rylan Clark-Neal. (R) 4.45 Eggheads 4.00 Tipping Point 5.30 The Simpsons Double bill. 4.30 The Repair Shop The restorers 5.15 Flog It! Auction challenge. (R) 5.00 The Chase Contestants Alex, Homer and Marge have a trial work on a pastel portrait 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of Kelley, Tony and Jade take part. separation; Homer is challenged damaged by water, a 1950s toy Games Trivia-based quiz. (R) 6.00 Regional News; Weather to a barbecue cook-off. (R) rocket and a cherished purse. 6.30 Saved and Remade Unused 6.25 Party Election Broadcast 6.30 Hollyoaks Imran tries to 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. treasures are transformed By the Women’s Equality Party. support Brooke by turning up 6.00 BBC News; Regional News into functional items. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather in the village wearing a tutu. (R) 7.00 The One Show Alex Jones 7.00 Your Home Made Perfect 7.00 Emmerdale Matty receives 7.00 Channel 4 News Including and Rylan Clark-Neal present Cutting-edge virtual reality the support he needs, and the latest sport and weather. the live magazine show and visual effects enable Victoria offers Ethan help. 8.00 Location, Location, featuring a mixture of celebrity people to see what the future 7.30 Coronation Street A tearful Location Elliot and James chat and stories of interest. of their home could look like, Hope asks Fiz why Daddy has want to buy their first place 7.30 The Bidding Room Three before it is built in reality. left them, while Brian reports together in South London. They new sellers arrive hoping to Presented by Angela Scanlon. (R) Cathy’s online abuse to Craig. like Putney and Richmond, but persuade the dealers to bid 8.00 Great British Menu Chefs 8.00 Paul O’Grady: For the Love soon realise their money does against each other for a child’s put their gastronomic prowess of Dogs (2/5) The comedian not stretch far enough. Pam and penny farthing, two unique to the test, under the watchful meets an energetic Staffie cross Ross are in Wimbledon, where mirrors and an ice shaver. (R) eye of a panel of judges, with who needs help calming down former tennis professional 8.00 The Repair Shop The experts the aim of proving themselves in kennels, before helping to Ross works. However, having work on a mantle clock in the worthy of the chance to prepare coax a bulldog out of its shell. been stung after the 2009 shape of a ship, a ceramic night courses for a prestigious meal. 8.30 Coronation Street Fiz assures housing crisis, they are light, a 1960s skateboard and a 9.00 Bent Coppers: Crossing the Tyrone she is not looking for understandably cautious. teddy that accompanied a Line of Duty (1/3) Examining a romantic reunion, but to 9.00 First Dates Hotel (4/6) young man through surgery. (R) corruption in the police in the give the girls some stability. Salesman James is paired with 9.00 The Great British Sewing 1970s, revealing that a secret 9.00 Too Close (3/3) Emma learns Serena, who is looking for a Bee (1/10) Joe Lycett hosts network of officers was the truth behind Connie’s reformed bad boy after a history the return of the sewing operating illegally in London actions and confronts her own of dating disasters. Rose opens competition in which 12 keen and led to the formation of demons, but it may not be up about her Crohn’s disease amateurs take part in three the first internal anti-corruption enough to convince a jury to her date Jordan – something challenges, judged by Patrick unit A10, which inspired the Connie is no longer a danger she always does on a first date Grant and Esme Young. BBC drama series Line of Duty. to society. Emily Watson stars. to see if men are put off. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 QI XL An extended version 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 24 Hours in Police Custody 10.45 Sudden Death: My Sister’s of the quiz in which points are 10.35 Regional News; Weather An investigating officer deals Silent Killer A man sets awarded for interesting – if not 10.45 Peston Political magazine show with the case of a man left on out to learn more about the necessarily correct – answers. (R) presented by Robert Peston, the brink of death following death of his 19-year-old sister 10.45 Newsnight Headline analysis. featuring major interviews a violent incident, and realises from Sudden Adult Death 11.30pm Stacey Dooley The presenter with MPs, topical guests and the victim is a man who came Syndrome, a cause of cardiac returns to Springfield Hospital to work cultural figures. Including to see her the day before. (R) death even the experts don’t with the team and meet patients in updates from social media 11.05pm Strangers Making Babies completely understand. crisis once again as they battle mental taking in perspectives from Venicia and Sarah embark on 11.35pm Pls Like Double bill. Liam tries health issues during the Covid-19 viewers, experts and key players weekends away with their chosen to identify his own online appeal; Liam pandemic. (R) 12.30am The Detectives: throughout the programme. fathers-to-be. Last in series. 12.10am must use his new-found status as a Fighting Organised Crime (R) 1.30 11.45pm Too Close Emma learns Wife Swap USA. A pagan witch swaps micro-influencer to become the face MasterChef (R) 2.30 FILM My Father the truth behind Connie’s actions. lives with an evangelical pastor. (R) of an ethical campaign – but things do and Me (2019/12) Nick Broomfield Conclusion of the three-part drama, 1.00 Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares USA not quite go as planned. Last in series. takes a distinctly personal look at his starring Emily Watson and Denise (R) 1.50 FILM Chef (2014/15) Comedy, 12.15am I Can See Your Voice. Paddy relationship with his father Maurice, a Gough. (R) 12.35am Home Shopping starring Jon Favreau. ★★★★★ 3.45 McGuinness hosts this mystery singing factory worker turned photographer 3.00 FYI Extra 3.15 Alan Carr’s Epic Couples Come Dine with Me (R) 4.40 gameshow. (R) 1.10 Weather for the of vivid images of postwar England. Gameshow (R) 4.05 ITV Nightscreen The £100k Drop. Quiz show. (R) 5.35- Week Ahead 1.15-6.00am BBC News ★★★★ 4.00-6.30am This Is BBC Two 5.05-6.00am Tipping Point (R) 6.00am Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Wednesday Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 Ever Decreasing Circles April 14 8.20 Hi-de-Hi! 9.00 Porridge 9.40 Last of the FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 virgin 105 FREESAT 105 Summer Wine 11.00 Keeping Up Appearances 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine 11.40 The Good Life 12.20pm Porridge 1.00 Hi-de-Hi! 1.40 Ever Decreasing Circles 2.20 Dad’s 11.15 Build a New Life in the Army 3.00 Keeping Up Appearances 3.40 The Country. A couple building an Good Life 4.20 Last of the Summer Wine. open-plan home in Barbados. (R) Double bill. 5.40 Hi-de-Hi! 6.20 The Good Life 12.15pm 5 News at Lunchtime 7.00 Porridge 7.40 Dad’s Army. Double bill. 9.00 The Fast Show 9.40 Absolutely Fabulous 10.20 12.20 Our B&B Dream (R) French and Saunders 11.00 Goodness Gracious 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. Me 11.40 Peep Show 12.15am The Fast Show 12.55 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Absolutely Fabulous 1.35 French and Saunders 2.25 Peep Show 2.50 Goodness Gracious Me 2.15 Killer Holiday (2018) Thriller, 3.25 The Fast Show 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping starring Jacob Young, Alexa Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 ★★★ Dave Havins and Avery Clyde. 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Late Nite Eats. Double 4.00 Rich House, Poor House bill. 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters. Families from Orpington Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. and Bromley swap homes. (R) 12.00noon Red Bull Soapbox Race 1.00 Top Gear. Double bill. 3.00 Rick Stein’s Long Weekends 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. 4.00 Top Gear. Double bill. 6.00 Taskmaster The Great British Sewing Bee, BBC One, 9pm 5.30 Neighbours Brent tries to find 7.00 Would I Lie to You? 7.40 Room 101. his ring at the Willis house. (R) Double bill. 9.00 QI XL 10.00 Pride Live at the Apollo. With Tom Allen. 10.40 Mock the Week Tracey! 1.35 Iain Stirling’s CelebAbility 2.15 Totally Sky Cinema Premiere 6.00 Home and Away Dean and 11.20 Would I Lie to You? 12.00m’t Room 101. Bonkers Guinness World Records. Double bill. Sky 301 Virgin 401 3.15 FYI Extra 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping Amber struggle to co-parent. (R) Double bill. 1.20 QI XL 2.30 The Misadventures 6.15am When Jeff Tried to Save the World 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. of Romesh Ranganathan 3.20 Rhod Gilbert’s ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 (2018/12) ★★★ 8.00 The Traitor (2019/15) ★★★★ Work Experience 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 6.00am Classic Coronation Street 6.55 Classic 10.35 Angel Has Fallen (2019/15) ★★★ 12.40pm 7.00 Building Britain’s Canals Drama Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 Emmerdale 7.55 Heartbeat 8.55 Bless This House Archenemy (2020/15) ★★★ 2.15 Death of Me 9.25 On the Buses 10.25 Agatha Christie’s Poirot (2020/15) ★★★ 4.00 The Sunlit Night (2019/15) Dan Jones examines Britain’s 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 Birds of a Feather. ★★★ 5.30 Snow Queen: Mirrorlands (2018/U) Double bill. 8.25 The Bill 9.30 Classic Holby City 11.35 Wycliffe 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 Classic most iconic canals, beginning Emmerdale 2.50 Classic Coronation Street 3.55 ★★★ 7.00 When Jeff Tried to Save the World 10.55 Classic Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 (2018/12) ★★★ 8.45 Archenemy (2020/15) ★★★ with the 152-mile Grand Union Classic EastEnders 2.20 Soldier, Soldier 3.20 All Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 7.00 Wycliffe 8.00 Endeavour 10.00 Law & 10.25 Angel Has Fallen (2019/15) Action thriller. Canal, which runs up the Creatures Great and Small 4.20 Lovejoy 5.25 ★★★ 12.30am The Traitor (2019/15) ★★★★ Fresh Fields 6.00 Waiting for God 6.40 Last of Order: UK. Double bill. 12.00m’t Inspector Morse spine of the country. (R) 2.10 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping 3.05 Death of Me (2020/15) ★★★ 4.50-6.20am Followed by 5 News Update the Summer Wine. Double bill. 8.00 Judge John Snow Queen: Mirrorlands (2018/U) ★★★ Deed 10.00 New Tricks 11.20 Silent Witness BBC Four Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 (5/15) Sky FV Virgin 8.00 Police Interceptors 1.55am Cadfael 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 7.00pm Walk the Line 7.30 The Joy of Painting Film4 313 14 428 Officers Gav Hall and Dan Yesterday Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 8.00 A Very British Murder with Lucy Worsley 11.00am The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Mottishaw are in hot pursuit 9.00 Watergate 10.40 Lights Up: Buttercup Out of Water (2015/U) ★★★ 12.50pm FernGully: 6.00am World’s Greatest Palaces 8.00 Murder ★★★ of a suspected drug dealer, and 11.25 How to Make: The Toothbrush 12.25am The Last Rainforest (1992/U) 2.20 Over Maps 9.00 Trading History 11.00 Great Peter Rice: An Engineer Imagines 1.25 The Joy the Hedge (2006/U) ★★★ 4.00 The Rewrite a man wanted for ABH gives Continental Railway Journeys 12.00noon of Painting 1.55 Walk the Line 2.25-3.25am (2014/12) ★★★ 6.10 Exodus: Gods and Kings interceptors Lewis Marshall and Antiques Roadshow 1.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme A Very British Murder with Lucy Worsley (2014/12) ★★★ 9.00 The Greatest Showman Darren Chalk the runaround. Railways 2.00 Abandoned Engineering. Double (2017/PG) ★★★★★ 11.05 Raging Bull (1980/18) bill. 4.00 Secrets of the Third Reich: The Search Sky One Sky 106 Virgin 110 ★★★★★ 1.45-4.00am Serena (2014/15) ★★ Followed by 5 News Update for Hitler’s Bomb 5.00 Narrow Escapes of World 6.00am Monkey Life. Double bill. 7.00 Futurama. War Two 6.00 Antiques Roadshow 7.00 Great Talking Pictures 9.00 Here Come the Gypsies! Double bill. 8.00 Stargate SG-1 9.00 Road Wars Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 The hidden world of Gypsy and Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Underground 10.00 Caught on Dashcam 11.00 NCIS: Los Worlds 9.00 One Foot in the Grave. Triple bill. Angeles 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0 3.00 MacGyver 6.00am Popeye Meets Ali Baba’s 40 Thieves Traveller communities, delving 11.25 ’Allo ’Allo! 1.05am The Railway: First Great 4.00 Modern Family 5.00 The Simpsons 6.20 Zorro’s Black Whip 6.40 Peril for the Guy into their unique traditions and Western. Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping 5.30 Futurama 6.30 The Simpsons. Triple bill. (1956/U) ★★★ 7.55 Champion the Wonder codes to understand how this ITV2 Sky 118 FV 6 Virgin 115 8.00 Rob & Romesh vs NBA Basketball 9.00 SEAL Horse 8.25 Flash Gordon Conquers the Universe Team 10.00 A League of Their Own: Loch Ness 8.50 Superman 9.00 Crime without Clues (1948/ community continues to thrive. 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 to London 11.00 Dating No Filter 11.30 The Force: PG) ★★★ 9.30 The Adventures of Sir Lancelot In South Wales, Romany Gypsy Emmerdale 8.30 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: Essex 12.30am NCIS: Los Angeles 1.30 Caught on 10.00 Get Some In! 10.30 The Saint: The Fiction horse dealer Jim ‘Beb’ Price puts Best of the Best 9.30 Supermarket Sweep Dashcam 2.30 Road Wars 3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Makers (1968/U) ★★★ 12.35pm Operation 10.30 Love Bites 11.30 Dress to Impress 12.30pm 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00-6.00am MacGyver Diplomat (1953/U) ★★★ 2.00 Rooms 2.30 The on his first ever horse drive. Emmerdale 1.00 You’ve Been Framed! Presents Savoy Theatre & Cinema, Monmouth 2.35 Castle Top 100 Shockers 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Sky Atlantic Sky 108 Sinister (1948/PG) ★★★ 3.35 The House on 10.00 Shoplifters: At War Show 2.55 Love Bites 3.55 The Masked Singer US 6.00am Urban Secrets 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene Telegraph Hill (1951/PG) ★★★ 5.30 Rooms 6.00 with the Law The security 4.50 Take Me Out 6.05 You’ve Been Framed! Investigation 9.00 The Wire 11.30 Dexter 1.45pm Interpol Calling 6.30 The History of the Record personnel at Coventry’s West Gold 6.35 FILM Harry Potter and the Deathly CSI: Crime Scene Investigation 2.45 The Affair Industry 6.50 The Edgar Wallace Mystery Theatre Hallows: Part 2 (2011/12) Conclusion of the 5.05 The Sopranos. Double bill. 7.25 Game of 8.00 Rumpole of the Bailey 9.05 Notorious Orchards shopping centre fantasy saga, starring Daniel Radcliffe. ★★★★★ Thrones 9.00 Devils 10.00 The Wire. Double bill. (1946/U) ★★★★★ 11.05 The Girl with a Pistol receive a tip-off that an 9.00 Family Guy. Double bill. 10.00 Plebs 11.00 12.30am Oz 1.40 Ray Donovan 4.00 Richard E (1968/12) ★★★ 1.05am Smashing Time (1967/15) organised criminal gang is Family Guy 11.30 American Dad!. 12.30am Hey Grant’s Hotel Secrets 5.00-6.00am Urban Secrets ★★★ 3.05 The Rogues 4.00-5.00am Callan heading their way. (R) 11.05pm Police: Suspect No 1 12.05am S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion 12.05 Le: Etholiad 2021. Guto Harri talks to Plaid Variations Perthyn 12.30 Heno 1.00 Gwesty Parc y Stradey Cymru leader Adam Price about the party’s Criminals: Caught on Camera. Journalist 1.30 Cymru O’r Awyr 2.00 Newyddion 2.05 policies. Elen Davies heads to Llanelli to hear Nick Wallis joins police forces around BBC One Wales As BBC One except: constituents’ views prior to the election. 6.30pm BBC Wales Today. Regional reports Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion 3.05 Cynefin 4.00 Awr Fawr: Cyw a’i Ffrindiau 4.10 Caru Canu 8.55 Newyddion 9.00 NEW Cymry ar Gynfas. the nation to discover how CCTV and news. 6.55-7.00 Party Election Broadcast. By and technological advances are helping a Stori 4.20 Stiw 4.30 Sigldigwt 4.45 Sion y The return of the programme in which famous the Welsh Labour Party. 7.30-8.00pm Our Food, Chef 5.00 Stwnsh: Kung Fu Panda 5.25 Ci Da Welsh people have their portraits painted. In to bring criminals to justice. (R) 1.00 Our Family with Michela Chiappa. Kemi Nevins 5.45 Boom! 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Ar y Dibyn. The this first show, artist Catrin Williams captures The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show 3.00 runs a successful cafe serving up delicious final of the adventure contest. 6.25 Darllediad broadcaster Beti George on canvas. 9.30 Mwy Entertainment News on 5 3.10 Friends: fare, but none of it reflects her Nigerian Etholiadol. Party political broadcast by Labour o Sgorio. The latest action from the Cymru double bill (R) 4.00 Cruising with Jane background. Michela helps her reconnect Wales. 6.30 Dan Do. Aled Samuel and Mandy Premier. 10.00 Ffit Cymru. The beginning of the to her roots through her love of food. Watkins visit a newly renovated Victorian transformation for the five leaders – Dylan, Lois, McDonald. The singer heads off round ITV Wales As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV home. 6.57 Newyddion 7.00 Heno 7.30 Bronwen, Sion and Leah – arrives, with their first the Caribbean. (R) 4.45 Wildlife SOS (R) News Cymru Wales 6.00-6.25 ITV News Wales Newyddion 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. Garry seeks to week following FFIT Cymru’s food and exercise 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) at Six 10.35-10.45pm ITV News Cymru Wales get rid of Tyler from Iolo’s life. 8.25 Y Byd yn ei programme. 11.00-11.35pm Sgwrs Dan y Lloer BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 virgin 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 virgin 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 virgin 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 virgin 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.30am Impossible (R) 7.15 Escape 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.00am Countdown (R) 6.40 Cheers (R) 10.00 Homes Under the to the Country (R) 8.00 Chris 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond Hammer 11.00 Claimed and Packham’s Animal Einsteins (R) 10.00 This Morning A mix of celebrity (R) 8.55 Frasier (R) 10.25 Escape Shamed (R) 11.45 Paramedics 9.00 BBC News at 9 10.00 BBC chat and lifestyle features. to the Chateau: DIY (R) 11.30 on Scene (R) 12.15pm Bargain News 12.15pm Politics Live Couples Come Dine with Me (R) Hunt. From Harrogate. (R) 12.30pm Loose Women Celebrity 1.00 Head Hunters Quiz show. (R) interviews and topical debate. 12.30pm Steph’s Packed Lunch 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 1.45 Getting the Builders In (R) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 2.10 Countdown With Amol Rajan. 1.45 Impossible (24/30) Quiz show. 3.00 A Place in the Sun (R) 2.30 800 Words Comedy drama. (R) 1.55 Regional News; Weather 2.30 Garden Rescue The designers 4.00 A New Life in the Sun (R) 3.15 Yellowstone: The Toughest 2.00 Judge Rinder Following real-life create a Hindu-inspired 5.00 Four in a Bed From Caroline garden in Milton Keynes. (R) Spring Winter turns to spring in cases in a studio courtroom. the national park during 2016. (R) Weaver’s Whychurch Farm 3.00 Escape to the Country (R) 3.00 Tenable A team of Salvation Glamping in Wiltshire. 4.15 Nature’s Microworlds (R) Army friends takes part. 3.45 Ready Steady Cook Akis 5.30 The Simpsons Double bill. Petretzikis and Anna Haugh 4.45 Eggheads Quiz show. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. Patti moves in with Homer and create a meal in 20 minutes. (R) 5.15 Flog It! From Bedfordshire. (R) 5.00 The Chase Contestants Alan, Marge; Lisa is traumatised at 4.30 The Repair Shop Experts 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of Kiera, Sue and Gary work as a Krustyland Horror Night. (R) restore a rocking chair, a musical Games Trivia-based quiz. (R) team to take on one of the 6.30 Hollyoaks Martine and ornament and a cowbell collar. 6.30 Saved and Remade (14/20) Chasers and secure a cash prize. Grace both attend hospital 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. A 1950s moped and a hand- 6.00 Regional News; Weather appointments about lumps 6.00 BBC News; Regional News cranked butter churn barrel. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather found in their breasts. (R) 7.00 The One Show Alex Jones 7.00 Remarkable Places to Eat 7.00 Emmerdale Gabby tries 7.00 Channel 4 News Headlines. and Rylan Clark-Neal present Fred Sirieix experiences the to cover, Jamie berates Kim, 8.00 The Dog House (6/8) another mixture of celebrity food at leading chefs’ favourite and Victoria has an idea. Three-legged Labrador Dave chat and stories of interest. restaurants, starting with Gordon 7.30 Summer Holidays: seeks a new best friend, and 7.40 EastEnders The time comes Ramsay protegee Angela What’s the Truth? Tonight his owners Laura and Paul for Kush to face the music, Hartnett taking him to Osteria Chris Choi investigates where, hope that Luna, the beautiful Isaac hides his true feelings Alle Testiere in Venice. (R) when and how people will be but nervous saluki, will win from Sheree and Patrick, and 8.00 Great British Menu The able to travel this summer. Dave over. Plus, a nine-year-old Ruby wants in on the action. three remaining chefs are half 8.00 Emmerdale Bob gets an stray Westie called Norman 8.00 Dragons’ Den (3/14) way through their heat, and the unexpected apology, and receives much attention from Products being pitched to pressure is mounting. Once Meena is plotting something. mother and son Lorraine and the entrepreneurs include a again, they each serve a unique 8.30 Britain’s Brightest Oliver – upsetting youngster nifty construction bracket, a take on the brief celebrating Celebrity Family (2/7) Cynthia, a Staffie cross. range of affordable yet luxury British invention and innovation. Eight families take part in the 9.00 Taskmaster (5/10) Lee Mack waterless face oils and a fitness 9.00 Pandemic 2020 (3/3) As the knockout tournament, hoping raises serious questions around app aimed solely at women. global health crisis continues, to win £25,000 for charity. the use of cling film, Charlotte Presented by Evan Davis. people are increasingly looking 9.00 The Queen and Her Ritchie anoints an insect, and 9.00 This Is My House (4/6) for someone to blame, and Cousins with Alexander Jamali Maddix nearly chokes Spencer Matthews and Vogue asking whether life can ever Armstrong The presenter on a many-sided dessert. Alex Williams join the regular return to normal. Covid-19 embarks on a road trip across Horne helps coax the trio – panellists as they try to identify deniers become more numerous the country to meet some of as well as fellow contestants the real Mitch from a line-up and vocal, as alternative the Queen’s cousins, who share Mike Wozniak and Sarah of four, all claiming to own the and conspiratorial thought what it means to be part of Kendall – as they attempt to same house in Leicestershire. battles science-based reason. Elizabeth II’s extended family. complete Greg Davies’ tasks. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 Mock the Week Dara O 10.00 ITV News at Ten; Weather 10.00 Frank of Ireland (1/6) 10.45 Question Time Fiona Bruce Briain hosts as Maisie Adam, 10.30 Regional News; Weather Comedy about thirtysomething chairs a topical debate, with Ed Byrne, Ed Gamble, Sukh Ojla 10.45 Local Political Programmes Irish fantasist Frank Marron, a panel of politicians and and Mark Simmons join regular 11.10pm The Jonathan Ross Show The co-written by and starring Brian other guests facing questions panellist Hugh Dennis to take a chat show returns, with Strictly Come Gleeson and Domhnall Gleeson. from the virtual audience. comic look at the news. (R) Dancing professional Oti Mabuse, This 10.30 Naked Attraction A wrestler 11.45pm Greta Thunberg: A Year to 10.35 Grand Tours of the Country co-creator and star Daisy May and a bi-curious graphic Change the World Documentary Scottish Islands Paul Cooper and comedian Jimmy Carr designer choose a date. (R) following the activist through 2019 and visits the remote Treshnish joining Jonathan. Plus, music by James 11.30pm Trip Hazard: My Great British 2020, as she travels the world exploring Islands, where he experiences Arthur. (R) 12.10am For the Love of Adventure (R) 12.05am Kitchen the science of global warming and a spot of puffin therapy. (R) Britain. Julie Walters is joined by Ore Nightmares USA (R) 12.55 The Simpsons challenging world leaders to take action. 10.45 Newsnight With Katie Razzall. Oduba, Ben Fogle, Liz Bonnin and (R) 1.20 Couples Come Dine with Me The programme encompases the 11.30pm Bent Coppers: Crossing the Katherine Kelly. Last in the series. (R) (R) 2.15 Kirstie: Keep Crafting and impact of Covid-19 on her campaign, Line of Duty Documentary examining 12.35 Home Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra Carry On (R) 3.05 The Supervet: Noel and the challenges of persuading a corruption in the police in the 1970s. 3.15 Summer Holidays: What’s the Fitzpatrick (R) 4.00 Low Pay Britain: The world living through one crisis to face (R) 12.30am Football’s Darkest Secret. Truth? Tonight. Where, when and how Truth about Your Job – Dispatches (R) up to the possibility of another on the The investigation into former youth people will be able to travel. (R) 3.40 4.30 The £100k Drop (R) 5.25 Coach horizon. (R) 12.45am Weather for the coach Bob Higgins. (R) 1.50 MasterChef ITV Nightscreen 5.05-6.00am Tipping Trip: Road to Ibiza (R) 5.50-6.00am Week Ahead 12.50-6.00am BBC News (R) 2.20-6.30am This Is BBC Two Point. Coin-drop quiz show. (R) Kirstie’s Fill Your House for Free (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Thursday Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 Ever Decreasing Circles. April 15 Double bill. 8.20 Hi-de-Hi! 9.00 Porridge 9.40 FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 virgin 105 FREESAT 105 Last of the Summer Wine 11.00 Keeping Up 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine Appearances 11.40 The Good Life 12.20pm Porridge 1.00 Hi-de-Hi! 1.40 Ever Decreasing 11.15 Build a New Life in the Circles 2.20 Dad’s Army 3.00 Keeping Up Country (R) 12.15pm 5 News Appearances 3.40 The Good Life 4.20 Last of the 12.20 Our B&B Dream (R) Summer Wine 5.40 Hi-de-Hi! 6.20 The Good Life 7.00 Porridge 7.40 Dad’s Army. Double bill. 9.00 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. The Fast Show 9.40 Absolutely Fabulous 10.20 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. French and Saunders 11.00 Goodness Gracious 2.15 My Husband’s Evil Twin Me 11.40 Peep Show 12.15am The Fast Show 12.55 Absolutely Fabulous 1.35 French and Saunders (2019/PG) Thriller, starring Rick 2.25 Peep Show 2.50 Goodness Gracious Me Cosnett, Randy Crowder and 3.20 The Fast Show 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping ★★★ Charlotte Graham. Dave Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 4.00 Rich House, Poor House 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 Detroit Steel Families from Wolverhampton 8.00 American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters. swap homes and budgets. (R) Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers. Double bill. 12.00noon Red Bull Soapbox Race 1.00 Top Gear. 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Double bill. 3.00 Rick Stein’s Long Weekends 5.30 Neighbours Mackenzie 4.00 Top Gear. Double bill. 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Frank of Ireland, Channel 4, 10pm develops feelings for Richie. (R) Would I Lie to You? 7.40 Room 101. Double bill. 9.00 QI XL 10.00 Meet the Richardsons 10.40 6.00 Home and Away Martha Hypothetical 11.20 Mock the Week 12.00m’t Hate the Playaz 2.00 Iain Stirling’s CelebAbility Scene Investigation. Double bill. 3.30 The Affair. discharges herself from the Would I Lie to You? 12.40 Room 101. Double bill. 2.45 Totally Bonkers Guinness World Records Triple bill. 6.45 The Sopranos. Double bill. 9.00 hospital and disappears. (R) 2.00 QI XL 2.45 Drug Wars 3.25 Rhod Gilbert’s 3.15 FYI Extra 3.30-7.00am Teleshopping Your Honor 10.10 Hausen. Double bill. 12.30am Work Experience 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 Oz 1.40 Ray Donovan. Double bill. 4.00 Richard E 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. ITV3 Grant’s Hotel Secrets 5.00-6.00am Urban Secrets Drama Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. 7.00 The Highland Vet 7.00 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 8.00 Sky Cinema Premiere 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Birds of a Feather. Sky 301 Virgin 401 There is excitement in the Double bill. 8.25 The Bill 9.30 Classic Holby City Heartbeat 9.10 Bless This House 9.40 On the air as David turns midwife at 10.55 Classic Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Buses 10.15 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 11.25 Wycliffe 6.20am Looks That Kill (2020/15) ★★★ 8.00 Classic EastEnders. Double bill. 2.20 Soldier, 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. Death of Me (2020/15) ★★★ 9.45 Minor Premise the small animal wing of the Soldier 3.20 All Creatures Great and Small 4.20 Double bill. 2.50 Classic Coronation Street. (2020/15) ★★★ 11.30 The Sunlit Night (2019/15) practice. Vet William performs Lovejoy 5.25 Fresh Fields 6.00 Waiting for God Double bill. 3.55 Agatha Christie’s Marple. ★★★ 1.10pm Archenemy (2020/15) ★★★ 2.50 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. Mystery drama. 5.50 Agatha Christie’s Poirot When Jeff Tried to Save the World (2018/12) emergency treatment on a lamb. 7.00 Wycliffe 8.00 Lewis 10.00 Law & Order: ★★★ Followed by 5 News Update 8.00 Dalziel & Pascoe. Crime drama. 10.00 New 4.35 Snow Queen: Mirrorlands (2018/U) Tricks 11.20 Silent Witness 1.55am Cadfael 3.20 UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.05am Inspector Morse ★★★ 6.15 Looks That Kill (2020/15) Comedy 2.15 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping 8.00 Escape to the Farm with Birds of a Feather 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping drama. ★★★ 8.00 Death of Me (2020/15) ★★★ Kate Humble (1/8) Return BBC Four Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 9.45 Minor Premise (2020/15) ★★★ 11.35 When Yesterday Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 Jeff Tried to Save the World (2018/12) ★★★ of the documentary series 7.00pm Glacier Mountain Goats 7.10 Walk the ★★★★ 6.00am World’s Greatest Palaces. Double bill. Line 7.40 The Joy of Painting 8.10 All Creatures 1.25am The Traitor (2019/15) 4.00 following life at the presenter’s 8.00 Murder Maps 9.00 Trading History. Double The Sunlit Night (2019/15) ★★★ 5.25-7.00am Great and Small 9.00 FILM Topkapi (1964/U) ★★★ farm in Monmouthshire, bill. 11.00 Great Continental Railway Journeys Comedy, with Peter Ustinov. ★★★★ 10.55 Peter Snow Queen: Mirrorlands (2018/U) where she has been growing 12.00noon Antiques Roadshow 1.00 Chris Tarrant: Ustinov: The Parkinson Interviews 11.55 The Film4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 Extreme Railways 2.00 Abandoned Engineering. Sky at Night 12.25am Around the World in 80 produce and breeding Double bill. 4.00 Secrets of the Third Reich: 11.00am Sword of Sherwood Forest (1960/U) livestock for the past 10 years. Treasures 1.25 The Joy of Painting 1.55 Walk the ★★ 12.40pm Flight of the Navigator (1986/U) The Nazi Gold Train. Documentary. 5.00 Narrow Line 2.25-3.25am How to Make: The Toothbrush Followed by 5 News Update Escapes of World War Two 6.00 Antiques ★★★ 2.30 The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013/ Roadshow 7.00 Great Continental Railway Sky One Sky 106 Virgin 110 PG) ★★★ 4.45 Leap Year (2010/PG) ★★ 6.45 9.00 10 Years Younger in 10 Days ★★★ Journeys 8.00 Bangers and Cash. Double bill. 6.00am Monkey Life 7.00 Futurama. Double Pitch Perfect 2 (2015/12) 9.00 Animals (4/6) Cherry Healey and the 10.00 The World at War. Double bill. 12.00m’t (2019/15) Comedy. ★★★ 11.15 Nerve (2016/15) bill. 8.00 Stargate SG-1 9.00 Road Wars 10.00 ★★★★ ★★★★ team come to the assistance of The Good Nazi 1.00 The Railway: First Great Caught on Dashcam 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. 1.05-3.50am Elle (2016/18) pub and party-loving Nick, and Western. Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping Double bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0. Double bill. Talking Pictures ITV2 Sky 118 FV 6 Virgin 115 3.00 MacGyver 4.00 Modern Family. Double bill. Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 security guard Michelle, whose 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama. Double bill. drab clothes and reclusive 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 6.00am Picking Peaches 6.15 The Hasty Heart 6.30 The Simpsons. Triple bill. 8.00 An Idiot ★★★★ ★★★ lifestyle are a far cry from Emmerdale 8.30 Coronation Street 9.30 Abroad 9.00 A League of Their Own: Loch (1949/U) 8.20 Impulse (1954/15) Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Love Bites 11.30 Dress 10.00 Get Some In! 10.30 Captain Boycott her fun, fashion-loving past. Ness to London 10.00 Dating No Filter 10.30 ★★★ to Impress 12.30pm Emmerdale 1.00 Coronation The Flight Attendant 11.30 Road Wars 12.30am (1947/PG) 12.30pm Blind Spot (1958/U) Street. Double bill. 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres ★★★ 2.00 Rooms 2.30 Mutiny (1952/U) ★★ 4.05 The Force: Essex 1.30 Caught on Dashcam ★★★ 10.00 Celebrities: What’s Show 2.55 Love Bites 3.55 The Masked Singer 2.30 Road Wars 3.00 Brit Cops: Frontline Crime The Team 4.10 Out of the Fog (1962/PG) Happened to Your Face? US 4.50 Take Me Out 6.00 Catchphrase UK 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00-6.00am MacGyver 5.30 Rooms 6.00 Interpol Calling 6.30 Rogue’s Part one of two. Documentary Celebrity Special 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold. Yarn (1957/U) ★★★ 8.00 Public Eye 9.00 Lady Double bill. 8.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold: Sky Atlantic Sky 108 Caroline Lamb (1972/15) ★★★ 11.30 The Driver taking a look at famous names Family Special 9.00 Family Guy 10.00 Celebrity 6.00am Urban Secrets. Double bill. 8.00 CSI: (1978/15) ★★ 1.20am Nothing But the Night who may have had cosmetic Juice 10.50 Family Guy 11.20 American Dad! Crime Scene Investigation 9.00 The Wire. Double (1973/12) ★★ 3.20 The Three-Pointed Star surgery. This first edition focuses 12.20am The Stand Up Sketch Show 1.20 Don’t bill. 11.15 Dexter. Double bill. 1.30pm CSI: Crime 4.00 Public Eye 5.00-6.00am Saints and Sinners on music mogul Simon Cowell and Queen of Pop Madonna. how people will be able to travel this summer. gan y Ceidwadwyr Cymreig. By the Welsh Variations 11.10 Alan Titchmarsh: Spring into Summer Conservative Party. 6.30 Cymru, Dad a Fi. Wayne 11.05pm It’s Your Fault I’m Fat 11.40pm-12.35am The Jonathan Ross Show and Connagh Howard visit islands along the BBC One Wales As BBC One except: A 19-year-old starts a six-week diet S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C Menai Straits. 6.57 Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno 12.15-1.00pm Bargain Hunt 6.30 BBC Wales 7.30 Newyddion 8.00 Pobol y Cwm. Iolo’s illness plan and a complete lifestyle change Today. Headlines. 6.55-7.00pm Party Election a’r Tywydd 12.05 Arfordir Cymru: Sir Benfro 12.30 as he tries to reduce his calorie count Heno 1.00 Trefi Gwyllt Iolo 1.30 Welsh Whisperer becomes the talk of the village. 8.25 Rownd a Broadcast. By the Welsh Conservative Party. – Ni’n Teithio Nawr 2.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Rownd. Sophie and Elen take the children out by half, with a personal trainer also on ITV Wales As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da 3.00 Newyddion S4C for a day of adventure. 8.55 Newyddion S4C a’r hand to help. (R) 12.05am Here Come News Cymru Wales 6.00 ITV News Wales at Six a’r Tywydd 3.05 Noson Lawen 4.00 Awr Fawr: Tywydd 9.00 Shane: Torri Record byd Guinness. the Gypsies! (R) 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live 6.25-6.30 Party Election Broadcast. By the Welsh Timpo 4.05 Meic y Marchog 4.20 Nico Nog Shane Williams aims to visit 50 castles around Casino Show 3.00 Entertainment News Conservative Party. 7.30-8.00 Wonders of the 4.30 Gwdihw 4.45 Patrol Pawennau 5.00 Stwnsh: Wales in record time. 10.00 Iaith ar Daith. Joanna Border. Sean Fletcher follows the Offa’s Dyke Pat a Stan 5.10 Ar Goll yn Oz 5.30 Mabinogi-ogi Scanlan and Mark Lewis Jones hit the road, on 5 3.10 Friends (R) 4.00 Cruising with Path along the Wales-England border. 10.30 ITV a Mwy 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Sgwrs Dan y Lloer. Elin travelling the length and breadth of Wales and Jane McDonald (R) 4.45 Wildlife SOS News Cymru Wales 10.45 Summer Holidays: Fflur chats to Ian Gwyn Hughes in his Cardiff facing different linguistic challenges. Last in (R) 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) What’s the Truth? Tonight. Where, when and garden. Last in series. 6.25 Darllediad Etholiadol series. 11.00-11.35pm Gwesty Parc y Stradey BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 virgin 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 virgin 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 virgin 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 virgin 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 9.15 Morning Live 6.30am Impossible (R) 7.15 Escape to 6.00am Good Morning Britain 6.00am Countdown (R) 6.40 Cheers (R) 10.00 Homes Under the the Country (R) 8.00 The Repair 9.00 Lorraine Entertainment news. 7.30 Everybody Loves Raymond Hammer (R) 11.00 Claimed and Shop (R) 9.00 BBC News at 9 10.00 This Morning Celebrity (R) 8.55 Frasier (R) 10.25 Escape Shamed (R) 11.45 Paramedics on 10.00 BBC News. Headlines. chat and lifestyle features. to the Chateau: DIY (R) 11.30 Scene (R) 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 1.00pm Head Hunters Quiz show. (R) 12.30pm Loose Women Celebrity Couples Come Dine with Me (R) 1.00 BBC News; Regional News 1.45 Getting the Builders In (R) interviews and topical debate. 12.30pm Steph’s Packed Lunch 1.45 Impossible Quiz show. 2.30 800 Words Drama. (R) 1.30 ITV Lunchtime News; Weather 2.10 Countdown Word game. 3.00 A Place in the Sun A couple 2.30 Garden Rescue A couple in 3.15 Yellowstone: The Blazing 1.55 Regional News; Weather Bolton seek a classic Italian from Watford want a holiday pizza oven for their garden. (R) Summer Last in series. (R) 2.00 Judge Rinder Real-life cases. home in Albufeira. (R) 3.00 Escape to the Country 4.15 Nature’s Microworlds Exploring 3.00 Tenable A team of friends 4.00 A New Life in the Sun A Kent Margherita Taylor helps a couple Australia’s Great Barrier Reef. (R) takes part in the quiz show. couple face bad news. (R) find a home in Bedfordshire. (R) 4.45 Eggheads Quiz show. (R) 4.00 Tipping Point Coin-drop quiz. 5.00 Four in a Bed The B&Bers are 3.45 Ready Steady Cook Cousins 5.15 Flog It! From Southwell 5.00 The Chase Deepak, Lynn, Franky ready to settle some scores. Joe and Alex take part in Minster, near Nottingham. (R) and Nick answer general 5.30 The Simpsons Double bill. Lisa the culinary contest. (R) 6.00 Richard Osman’s House of knowledge questions and work makes friends with a girl whose 4.30 The Repair Shop The team Games With Stuart Maconie. (R) as a team to take on one of the father is a billionaire; Lisa stays revives an arcade game. (R) 6.30 Saved and Remade (15/20) Chasers and secure a cash prize. with a Broadway legend. (R) 5.15 Pointless Low-scoring quiz. A vintage car and a cake stand 6.00 Regional News; Weather 6.30 Hollyoaks A furious Celeste 6.00 BBC News; Regional News with huge sentimental value. 6.30 ITV Evening News; Weather gives Peri a piece of her mind. (R) 7.00 The One Show 7.00 MOTDx Jermaine Jenas and 7.00 Emmerdale Meena surprises 7.00 Channel 4 News 7.35 A Question of Sport the team take an offbeat look Ethan, Manpreet berates Meena, Including sport and weather. With Paralympic legend Sarah at the Premier League, also and Tracy is snappy with Nate. 8.00 Food Unwrapped Jimmy Storey, former England cricketer discussing skills, celebrities, 7.30 Coronation Street Daniel Doherty discovers how banana Ryan Sidebottom, world fashion, music and culture. suggests that Peter postpone tree blossoms are shaking champion swimmer Mark Foster 7.30 Grand Tours of Scotland’s the wedding, while a radiant up fish and chip suppers and and European gold medal- Lochs Paul Murton explores Carla appears in the cafe in Andi Oliver visits an onion winning sprinter Adam Gemili. the nation’s lochs, discovering her wedding dress, and asks factory to see how they are 8.05 Would I Lie to You? the secrets of these features Roy if he would do her the peeled on a gigantic scale. Previously unseen material of the Scottish landscape. (R) honour of giving her away. 8.30 Trip Hazard: My Great from the comedy panel show. 8.30 Great British Menu The two 8.30 A Touch of Frost After British Adventure 8.35 EastEnders Tiffany makes highest-scoring chefs from receiving a chilling phone call, Rosie Jones is joined by Joe a big blunder, and Martin is Wales must go head to head the detective and sidekick DC Wilkinson for a traditional faced with a big decision. and cook their six-course menus Presley stumble on an exotic seaside adventure in the North 9.00 Have I Got News for You again, serving the judges and animal smuggling ring at a farm Yorkshire coastal town of (2/9) Actor Adrian Dunbar hosts, a guest judge from the world – where it appears an old Whitby, a place that boasts with guest panellists Katherine of maths and engineering. adversary of Frost has been history, gothic architecture and Ryan and Tim Shipman joining 9.00 Gardeners’ World Monty eaten by a crocodile. Meanwhile, the chippie that won the award regular team captains Ian Don offers advice on planting a couple return from holiday for the UK’s best fish and chips. Hislop and Paul Merton. under shrubs and roses, Carol to find the naked corpse 9.00 Gogglebox The armchair 9.30 Mrs Brown’s Boys A Klein celebrates a display of of a man in their bedroom, critics share their opinions on stranger reveals he only has tulips and Kate Bradbury goes prompting the husband to what they have been watching eyes for one special woman – through the first stages of assume his wife was having an during the week, with cameras mum-of-six Agnes Brown. (R) creating a wildlife garden. affair. Starring David Jason. (R) capturing their instant reactions. 10.00 BBC News; Regional News 10.00 I’ll Get This – Extra Helping 10.25 ITV News; Weather 10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does 10.45 The Graham Norton Show Extended version. Kelly 10.55 Regional News; Weather Countdown Katherine Ryan, The first of two compilations of Osbourne, Ade Edmondson, 11.10pm Alan Carr’s Epic Gameshow Joe Lycett and Johnny Vegas join highlights from the recent series. Sara Pascoe, Jermaine Jenas and The comedian hosts a supersized regulars Sean Lock and Jimmy Among those chatting to the Nicola Coughlan play a series reboot of Jim Bowen’s much-loved Carr for the words-and-numbers host are George Clooney, Gal of games over dinner, with the darts quiz Bullseye, with four pairs game, with Christopher Bliss Gadot, Tom Hanks, Jessica loser picking up the bill. (R) of contestants taking on the questions in Dictionary Corner. (R) Chastain, Hugh Grant, Dolly 10.45 Newsnight Analysis of the and the dartboard for chance to 11.05pm Frank of Ireland Comedy Parton, Samuel L Jackson, Kylie day’s events. With Faisal Islam. win big prizes in the epic end game. about a thirtysomething Irish fantasist, Minogue and Nicole Kidman. 11.20pm Battlestar Galactica Double Richard Ashdown keeps the scores. (R) who thinks that the world owes him 11.35pm FILM True Story (2015/15) bill. Cally discovers the truth about 12.10am Home Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra. something. Co-written by and starring A disgraced New York Times reporter the Cylons on board; Gaius Baltar Short bulletin rounding up the day’s Brian Gleeson. (R) 11.35 FILM GI Joe: discovers that an accused killer has begins to openly promote belief in showbusiness stories. 3.15 Lethal The Rise of Cobra (2009/12) Action assumed his identity, and the resulting the Cylon god, setting off a debate on Weapon. Murtaugh is forced to adventure, starring Channing Tatum. investigation turns into a game of cat religious freedom. Colonel Tigh, Galen question his loyalty to his own partner ★★★ 1.40am FILM Sing Street and mouse. Fact-based drama, starring Tyrol, and Tory Foster argue over how when Cole is investigated by the FBI. (2016/12) Drama, with Ferdia Walsh- Jonah Hill, James Franco and Felicity far they should go to keep their secret. Action drama, starring Damon Wayans Peelo and Aidan Gillen. ★★★★★ Jones. ★★★ 1.10am Weather for the (R) 12.45 Panorama (R) 1.15 Pandemic and Seann William Scott. Last in series. 3.25 Come Dine with Me 5.30-6.00am Week Ahead 1.15-6.00am BBC News 2020 (R) 2.15-6.00am This Is BBC Two (R) 4.00-6.00am ITV Nightscreen Coach Trip: Road to Ibiza (R) (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Friday Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 Ever Decreasing April 16 Circles. Double bill. 8.20 Hi-de-Hi! 9.00 Porridge FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 virgin 105 FREESAT 105 9.40 Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. 6.00am Milkshake! 9.15 Jeremy Vine 11.00 Keeping Up Appearances 11.40 The Good Life 12.20pm Porridge 1.00 Hi-de-Hi! 1.40 Ever 11.15 Build a New Life in the Decreasing Circles 2.20 Dad’s Army 3.00 Keeping Country (R) 12.15pm 5 News Up Appearances 3.40 The Good Life 4.20 Last of 12.20 Our B&B Dream (R) the Summer Wine. Double bill. 5.40 Hi-de-Hi! 6.20 The Good Life 7.00 Porridge 7.40 Dad’s 1.15 Home and Away See 6.00pm. (R) Army 8.20 Only Fools and Horses 9.00 The Fast 1.45 Neighbours See 5.30pm. Show 9.40 Absolutely Fabulous 10.20 French 2.15 Killer Affair (2018/PG) and Saunders 11.00 Goodness Gracious Me 11.40 Peep Show 12.15am The Fast Show 12.55 Thriller, starring Lauralee Bell Absolutely Fabulous 1.35 French and Saunders and Martin Copping. ★★★ 2.25 Peep Show 2.50 Goodness Gracious Me 4.00 Rich House, Poor House: The 3.25 The Fast Show 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Big Surprise Two families from Dave Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 the Newquay area swap homes 6.00am Teleshopping 7.15 Detroit Steel 8.00 and budgets for a week. (R) American Pickers 9.00 Storage Hunters. Double bill. 10.00 American Pickers 12.00noon Red Bull 5.00 5 News at 5 The day’s headlines. Soapbox Race 2018 2.00 Top Gear 3.00 Rick 5.30 Neighbours Nell’s reaction Stein’s Long Weekends 4.00 Top Gear. Double Trip Hazard: My Great British Adventure, Channel 4, 8.30pm causes Dipi to drop her plan. (R) bill. 6.00 Taskmaster 7.00 Would I Lie to You? 7.40 Room 101. Double bill. 9.00 QI XL 10.00 Red 6.00 Home and Away Alf declares Dwarf. Triple bill. 12.00m’t Meet the Richardsons Tracey! 2.10 Iain Stirling’s CelebAbility 2.50 Totally bill. 11.15 Dexter. Double bill. 1.30pm CSI: Crime that he is taking Martha home, 12.40 Would I Lie to You? 1.15 QI XL 2.25 Rhod Bonkers Guinness World Records 3.20 ITV2 Scene Investigation. Double bill. 3.30 The Affair. to everyone’s scepticism. (R) Gilbert’s Work Experience 2.55 Detroit Steel 3.40 Nightscreen 3.30-3.30am Teleshopping Triple bill. 6.45 The Sopranos. Double bill. Brojects in the House 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 9.00 Hausen. Double bill. 11.20 Oz. Double bill. 6.30 5 News Tonight Headlines. ITV3 1.40am Ray Donovan. Double bill. 4.00 Richard E Drama Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 6.00am Classic Coronation Street. Double bill. Grant’s Hotel Secrets 5.00-6.00am Urban Secrets 7.00 The Gadget Show (10/12) 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Birds of a Feather. 6.55 Classic Emmerdale. Double bill. 8.00 Heartbeat 9.10 Bless This House 9.40 On the Sky Cinema Premiere Craig Charles and Ortis Deley Double bill. 8.25 The Bill 9.30 Classic Holby City Sky 301 Virgin 401 discover if a free camera app 10.55 Classic Casualty 12.00noon The Bill 1.00 Buses 10.15 Agatha Christie’s Poirot 11.25 Wycliffe Classic EastEnders. Double bill. 2.20 Soldier, 12.40pm Heartbeat 1.45 Classic Emmerdale. 7.00am Minor Premise (2020/15) ★★★ 8.45 can protect your house as Soldier 3.20 All Creatures Great and Small 4.20 Double bill. 2.50 Classic Coronation Street 3.55 When Jeff Tried to Save the World (2018/12) well as the market leader, Lovejoy 5.25 Fresh Fields 6.00 Waiting for God Agatha Christie’s Marple 5.55 Agatha Christie’s ★★★ 10.35 Promising Young Woman (2020/15) 6.40 Last of the Summer Wine. Double bill. Poirot 6.55 Wycliffe 8.00 Doc Martin 10.00 Law ★★★ 12.15pm Death of Me (2020/15) ★★★ 2.05 and Jon Bentley tests three & Order: UK 11.00 Wycliffe 12.05am Agatha ★★★ voice-controlled speakers. 8.00 Hetty Wainthropp Investigates 9.00 Life Snow Queen: Mirrorlands (2018/U) 3.40 on Mars 10.20 New Tricks 11.40 Silent Witness Christie’s Marple 2.00 Bless This House 2.25 Archenemy (2020/15) ★★★ 5.15 When Jeff Tried ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30-2.30am Teleshopping Followed by 5 News Update 2.20am Cadfael 4.00-4.00am Teleshopping to Save the World (2018/12) ★★★ 6.55 Angel 8.00 World’s Most Scenic River BBC Four Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 Has Fallen (2019/15) ★★★ 9.00 Promising Young Yesterday Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 Woman (2020/15) ★★★ 10.40 Minor Premise Journeys (3/6) A journey down 7.00pm Exotic Pop at the BBC 8.00 Sounds of ★★★ 6.00am World’s Greatest Palaces. Double bill. the 70s – New Wave 8.30 Top of the Pops: 1990. (2020/15) 12.25am Death of Me (2020/15) the River Po, travelling across 8.00 Private Lives of the Tudors 9.00 Viking ★★★ 2.15 The Traitor (2019/15) ★★★★ 5.00- Double bill. 9.30 Duran Duran: There’s Something ★★★ northern Italy from the Alps to Dead. Double bill. 11.00 Great Continental You Should Know 10.30 Duran Duran: A Night In 6.40am Snow Queen: Mirrorlands (2018/U) the spell-binding delta, where Railway Journeys 12.00noon Antiques Roadshow 11.30 Smashing Hits! The 80s Pop Map of Britain Film4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 1.00 Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railways 2.00 and Ireland 12.30am Exotic Pop at the BBC 1.30 the river meets the Adriatic Sea. Abandoned Engineering. Double bill. 4.00 The 11.00am Snoopy and Charlie Brown: The Peanuts The trek concludes in Chioggia, Duran Duran: There’s Something You Should Movie (2015/U) ★★★★ 12.45pm The Black Arrow Good Nazi 5.00 Narrow Escapes of World Know 2.30-3.30am Duran Duran: A Night In an island town in the Venetian War Two 6.00 Antiques Roadshow 7.00 Great (1948/U) ★★ 2.20 Three Amigos! (1986/PG) Continental Railway Journeys 8.00 Secrets of Sky One Sky 106 Virgin 110 ★★★ 4.25 Baggage Claim (2013/12) ★★ 6.20 lagoon. Followed by 5 News ★★★ Britain 9.00 Secrets of the Transport Museum 6.00am Monkey Life 7.00 Futurama. Double bill. Ghostbusters (2016/12) 9.00 Logan (2017/15) 9.00 Churchill: Path to Victory 10.00 Bangers and Cash 1.00am The Railway: ★★★★ 11.45 Shot Caller (2017/15) ★★★★ 8.00 Stargate SG-1 9.00 Road Wars 10.00 Caught ★★★ (4/6) In 1941, Winston Churchill First Great Western 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping on Dashcam 11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles. Double 2.05-4.00am Birth of the Dragon (2016/12) arrived in the USA to be ITV2 Sky 118 FV 6 Virgin 115 bill. 1.00pm Hawaii Five-0. Double bill. 3.00 Talking Pictures MacGyver 4.00 Modern Family. Double bill. Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 greeted like a movie star by 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show 8.00 5.00 The Simpsons 5.30 Futurama. Double bill. an adoring public. This episode Emmerdale. Double bill. 9.00 You’ve Been 6.00am The Sword of Monte Cristo (1951/U) 6.30 The Simpsons. Four episodes. 8.30 Modern ★★ also explores the Allies’ Framed! Gold 9.30 Supermarket Sweep 10.30 Family 9.00 The Flight Attendant 10.00 The Late 7.35 1960s Over The Hill and Faraway 8.05 Love Bites 11.30 Dress to Impress 12.30pm Saints and Sinners (1949/U) ★★★ 9.50 Caesar extraordinary victory on D-Day. Late Show with James Corden: Best of the Week ★★ Emmerdale. Double bill. 1.30 You’ve Been 11.00 A League of Their Own: Loch Ness to and Cleopatra (1945/U) 12.20pm The Framed! Gold 2.00 The Ellen DeGeneres Show Pickwick Papers (1952/U) ★★★ 2.25 Rebecca London 12.00m’t Dating No Filter 12.30 Rob & ★★★★★ 10.00 Britain’s Favourite 80s 2.55 Love Bites 3.55 The Masked Singer US Romesh vs NBA Basketball 1.30 Brit Cops: (1940/PG) 5.00 Upstairs, Downstairs Songs (7/10) Tony Blackburn 4.45 Take Me Out 6.15 Catchphrase. Gameshow. Frontline Crime UK 2.30 Road Wars 3.00 Hawaii 6.00 Interpol Calling 6.30 Where There’s a narrates this study of 1986 pop 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Gold. Double bill. Five-0 4.00 Stargate SG-1 5.00-6.00am MacGyver Will (1955/U) ★★ 8.00 Gideon’s Way 9.00 The 8.00 Totally You’ve Been Framed! 9.00 FILM Innocents (1961/12) ★★★ 11.00 Plenty (1985/18) hits, with series regulars Toyah Pitch Perfect (2012/12) Comedy, starring Anna Sky Atlantic Sky 108 ★★ 1.30am Dangerous Charter (1962/PG) ★★★ Willcox, Paul Gambaccini and Kendrick. ★★★★ 11.15 Family Guy. Double bill. 6.00am Urban Secrets 7.00 CSI: Crime Scene 3.05 Dick Powell’s Zane Grey Theatre 4.00 Van Cheryl Baker joined by Sam Fox. 12.15am American Dad!. Double bill. 1.15 Hey Investigation. Double bill. 9.00 The Wire. Double der Valk 5.00-6.00am The Flame Trees of Thika 11.35pm That’s So 1990 Memories of the year Italy hosted the World Cup. 6.25-6.30 Party Election Broadcast. By Plaid Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd. News programme. Variations Cymru. 10.55-11.10pm ITV News Cymru Wales 8.00 Codi Pac. Geraint Hardy heads to (R) 12.35am Criminals: Caught on Wrexham. 8.25 Heno: Her Iaith ar Daith. The BBC One Wales As BBC One except: S4C 6.00am Cyw 12.00noon Newyddion S4C Camera. Nick Wallis joins police forces a’r Tywydd 12.05 Pobl a’u Gerddi 12.30 Heno 1.00 Iaith ar Daith crew take over Heno. 8.55 6.30pm BBC Wales Today 6.55-7.00 Party Newyddion 9.00 Welsh Whisperer – Ni’n around the nation to discover how Election Broadcast. By Plaid Cymru. 7.35 Darn Bach o Hanes 1.30 Sgwrs Dan y Lloer 2.00 CCTV and technological advances are Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 2.05 Prynhawn Da Teithio Nawr. The Welsh Whisperer heads to Weatherman Walking: The Welsh Coast. Derek 3.00 Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 3.05 Ffit Cymru Llanrhaeadr, Denbighshire. 9.30 Noson Lawen. helping to bring criminals to justice, Brockway walks from Newport to Fishguard. 4.00 Awr Fawr: Shwshaswyn 4.10 Asra 4.25 Sam Meilir Rhys Williams showcases talents from Y focusing on the streets of London. (R) 8.05-8.35 A Question of Sport 9.30-10.00 Rhod Tan 4.35 Anifeiliaid Bach y Byd 4.45 Sbarc 5.00 Bala. With Luke McCall, Glain Rhys, Dilwyn 1.00 The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Gilbert’s Work Experience. The comedian Stwnsh: SpynjBob Pantsgwar 5.10 Y Dyfnfor 5.35 Morgan, Y Cledrau, Huw Ynyr, Steffan Prys, 3.00 Entertainment News on 5 3.10 turns his hand to the intricate business of Cic 5.55 Ffeil 6.00 Trefi Gwyllt Iolo. Birds that fly Meibion Jacob and Tacla. 10.30-11.35pm Bregus. cake art. 11.35 Hayley Goes… 12.05am FILM True into towns to spend the night. 6.25 Darllediad Ellie tries to make amends to her family for Friends (R) 4.00 Casualty 24/7: Every Story (2015/15) ★★★ 1.35-6.00am BBC News Etholiadol Gan Plaid Cymru. Political broadcast her secret life, as intrusive thoughts and Second Counts (R) 4.45 Wildlife SOS ITV Wales As ITV except: 1.55-2.00pm ITV by Plaid Cymru. 6.30 Y Sioe Fwyd. With guest disruptive visions overcome her, and Menna (R) 5.35-6.00am House Doctor (R) News Cymru Wales 6.00 ITV News Wales at Six Lisa Jen. 6.57 Newyddion S4C 7.00 Heno 7.30 begins to sense that something is not right. BBC One BBC Two ITV Channel 4 FREEVIEW 1 SKY 101 virgin 101 FREESAT 101 FREEVIEW 2 SKY 102 virgin 102 FREESAT 102 FREEVIEW 3 SKY 103 virgin 103 FREESAT 103 FREEVIEW 4 SKY 104 virgin 104 FREESAT 104 6.00am Breakfast 10.00 Saturday 6.45am To Be Announced 7.15 The 6.00am CITV 8.25 ITV News 6.00am Mike & Molly (R) 6.45 The Kitchen Live 11.30 Nadiya’s Dengineers (R) 7.45 Blue Peter (R) 8.30 NEW Martin & Roman’s Big Bang Theory (R) 8.20 The British Food Adventure (R) 8.10 The Amelia Gething Weekend Best! Entertainment Simpsons (R) 11.50 Couples 12.00noon Football Focus. Dan Complex: double bill 8.50 show, hosted by father-son Come Dine with Me (R) 12.50pm Walker and guests look ahead Deadly 60 (R) 9.20 Being Sikh (R) duo Martin and Roman Kemp. Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares to the weekend’s football. 10.00 LIVE Snooker: The World 9.25 James Martin’s Saturday USA. A failing Italian restaurant 1.00 BBC News; Weather Chammpionship. First-round Morning. Weekend chat show. in Boston, Massachusetts. (R) 1.15 Snooker: The World coverage as the tournament 11.35 Ainsley’s Food We Love. 1.45 Work on the Wild Side Championship Coverage of gets underway at the Crucible The chef prepares tasty recipes. Vets Emily and Will need to the afternoon session on day Theatre in Sheffield. 12.00noon 12.40pm ITV News; Weather relocate two cheetahs. (R) one at the Crucible Theatre in Great British Menu (R) 12.55 ITV Racing: Scottish Grand 2.15 Four in a Bed Five episodes. (R) Sheffield, where two more first- 2.00 Topkapi (1964/U) Crime National Coverage of the 4.55 Channel 4 News Including round matches get underway. comedy, starring Peter Ustinov afternoon’s races from Ayr. the latest sport and weather. 4.00 BBC News; Regional News and Melina Mercouri. ★★★★ 4.00 You’ve Been Framed! (R) 5.25 Grand Designs Steph and Alex 4.20 Final Score Football results. 4.00 Snooker: The World 4.30 Tipping Point Quiz show. (R) Wilson build a contemporary 5.10 Match of the Day: The FA Cup Championship First-round 5.30 The Chase Four contestants farmhouse in Herefordshire. (R) Chelsea v Manchester City coverage continues at the work as a team to take on 6.30 The Windsors: Inside the (kick-off 5.30pm). All the Crucible Theatre in Sheffield. one of the ruthless Chasers. (R) Royal Dynasty (5/6) Exploring action from the opening 5.30 Saved and Remade (R) 6.30 ITV News; Weather the history of the British royal semi-final at Wembley Stadium. 6.00 To Be Announced 6.45 Regional News; Weather family in the 20th century. 7.35 I Can See Your Voice 8.00 Top of the Pops: The Story 7.00 In for a Penny Stephen 7.30 Formula 1 Emilia Romagna Paddy McGuinness hosts the of… Music show featuring Mulhern hosts the gameshow Grand Prix Qualifying mystery singing gameshow, in studio performances, videos, from locations around the UK, Highlights Action from the which contestants aided by a celebrity interviews and archive setting members of the battle for pole position in the celebrity panel must spot good footage of classic hits. public unusual challenges. second round of the campaign singers without hearing them. 9.00 Elizabeth Taylor: 7.30 Game of Talents Gameshow, at Autodromo Internazionale 8.30 Casualty Hospital drama with A Life in Ten Pictures hosted by Vernon Kay, in which Enzo e Dino Ferrari in Imola, the staff of Holby’s Accident A journey through the screen contestants pair up with Italy. Valtteri Bottas claimed & Emergency department star’s life via 10 defining photos, celebrities to try to uncover the pole position here last year, as they deal with more with their secrets revealed by secret talents of the public for a with his Mercedes teammate sick and injured patients. those who were there. chance to win big money prizes. Lewis Hamilton joining him 9.10 Keeping Faith Lawyer, wife 8.30 Alan Carr’s Epic Gameshow at the front of the grid. and mother Faith Howells The comedian takes a trip 9.00 First Man (2018/12) Premiere. faces further issues with her down memory lane as he A look at the life of astronaut ex-husband Evan. Drama, hosts a series of classic TV Neil Armstrong, from his early starring Eve Myles. gameshows that have all been days in 1961 as a NASA test pilot. updated with a new final round By the late 1960s, as he becomes offering a chance to win big. emotionally distant from his 9.35 The Jonathan Ross Show family, he embarks on a space The host subjects another mission that leads to him batch of celebrity guests to becoming the first man to walk no-holds-barred questioning. on the moon. Oscar-winning Plus, musical performances by drama, starring Ryan Gosling A-list bands and solo artists. and Claire Foy. ★★★★★ 10.10 BBC News; Weather 10.00 Burton and Taylor Drama 10.35 ITV News; Weather 11.45pm FILM Dawn of the Planet 10.30 Match of the Day Highlights based on the true story of 10.50 Jaws (1975/PG) A New England of the Apes (2014/12) A colony of of the latest Premier League Richard Burton and Elizabeth seaside town’s tourist season is super-intelligent apes thrives following matches, featuring Newcastle Taylor preparing to star in a 1983 turned into a nightmare by a a global virus outbreak that wipes out United v West Ham United and production of Private Lives. giant killer shark. The local much of the human race. A survivor Wolverhampton Wanderers v Starring Dominic West and police chief’s efforts to protect tries to make peace with the leader of Sheffield United. The Magpies Helena Bonham Carter. (R) the public are thwarted by the the apes, but their efforts to reach an and Hammers are in need of 11.25pm Elizabeth Taylor: England’s greedy mayor, forcing him to understanding are threatened by points for differing reasons, with Other Elizabeth A profile of the join forces with a grizzled warmongers on both sides. Sci-fi Newcastle battling to avoid actress, filmed around her visit to fisherman and an enthusiastic thriller sequel, starring Andy Serkis, relegation and West Ham Britain in 2000. She recalls her early marine biologist to hunt and kill Jason Clarke and Gary Oldman. ★★★★ hoping to qualify for Europe. days as a child star and working with the monster predator. Steven 1.45am Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares 11.50pm MOTD Top 10 Strike the cream of Hollywood talent in the Spielberg’s thriller, starring Roy USA. Gordon Ramsay concludes his Partnerships Gary Lineker, Micah 1950s and 60s. (R) 12.20am Snooker: Scheider, Richard Dreyfuss visit to Zayna Flaming Grill in Redondo Richards and Alan Shearer count The World Championship. Highlights and Robert Shaw. ★★★★★ Beach, California, and finds more down the top 10 strike partnerships of the evening session on the opening 1.15am Home Shopping 3.00 FYI Extra. questions than answers as he tries to in Premier League history. 12.20am To day in Sheffield. 1.10 Snooker: World Short bulletin rounding up the day’s save the Mediterranean restaurant. (R) Be Announced 1.45 Weather for the Championship Extra. Action from showbiz stories. 3.15 Britain’s Brightest 2.35 Hollyoaks (R) 4.55 The £100k Drop Week Ahead 1.50-6.00am BBC News day one. 3.10-6.35am This Is BBC Two Family (R) 3.40-6.00am ITV Nightscreen (R) 5.45-6.15am To Be Announced (R) repeat ★★★★★ brilliant ★★★★ very good ★★★ good ★★ average ★ bad GOLD Sky 110 Virgin 124 Saturday Channel 5 6.00am Teleshopping 7.00 Hi-de-Hi! 7.45 April 17 Morecambe & Wise in America 8.40 Only Fools FREEVIEW 5 SKY 105 virgin 105 FREESAT 105 and Horses. Thirteen episodes. 8.00pm Murder 6.00am Mofy (R) 6.05 Milkshake! on the Blackpool Express 10.00 All Round to Mrs Brown’s 11.20 Live at the Apollo. Jason Manford Including at 9.00 Brave Bunnies hosts. 12.20am Bottom. Double bill. 1.40 The 9.05 Little Princess (R) 9.15 The Young Ones. Double bill. 3.10 The Young Ones’ World According to Grandpa (R) 20 Greatest Moments 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping 9.30 Floogals (R) 9.50 Ben and Dave Sky 111 FV 19 Virgin 127 Holly’s Little Kingdom (R) 10.00 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Storage Hunters 7.45 SpongeBob (R) 10.15 The Loud American Pickers 8.40 Rick Stein’s India 9.40 Rick Stein’s Long Weekends 10.40 American Pickers. House (R) 10.25 Entertainment Double bill. 12.40pm Top Gear. Double bill. News 10.30 Cruising with Jane 2.40 Ultimate Movers. Double bill. 4.40 Top Gear McDonald (R) 10.45 Friends (R) 5.40 Secrets of the Supercars. The Koenigsegg 1.45pm Gallagher Premiership Rugby Regera. 6.40 Red Dwarf. Triple bill. 8.40 Not Going Out. Triple bill. 10.40 Mock the Week. Union Newcastle Falcons v Double bill. 12.00m’t Insert Name Here 12.40 QI Bristol Bears (kick-off 2.00pm). XL 1.40 Live at the Apollo 2.35 Have I Got a Bit 4.30 Around the World by Train More Old News for You 3.30 Rhod Gilbert’s with Tony Robinson (R) Work Experience 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping I Can See Your Voice, BBC One, 7.35pm 5.00 5 News Weekend Headlines. Drama Sky 143 FV 20 Virgin 130 6.00am Teleshopping 7.10 Where the Heart Is. 5.05 Susan Calman’s Grand Day Four episodes. 11.00 Sharpe 1.00pm Auf BBC Four Sky 116 FV 9/24 Virgin 107 11.00 Death of Me (2020/15) Horror, with Maggie Q and Luke Hemsworth. ★★★ 12.45am When Out in the Highlands (R) Wiedersehen, Pet. Double bill. 3.00 Birds of a LIVE 7.00pm Snooker: The World Championship. Jeff Tried to Save the World (2018/12) ★★★ 6.00 Jane McDonald’s Weekends Feather 4.00 The Green Green Grass. Triple bill. The evening session of the first day. 9.00 The 6.00 The Brokenwood Mysteries 8.00 Father 2.35 The Traitor (2019/15) ★★★★ 5.15-6.55am Away Bucharest and Sitges. (R) Young Montalbano 10.40 Italy’s Invisible Cities Snow Queen: Mirror Lands (2018/U) ★★★ Brown 9.00 WPC 56 10.00 Taggart. A killer targets 11.40 To Be Announced 12.30am Top of the Pops: Glasgow’s gay community. 12.40am Bramwell 1990. Double bill. 1.30 Sinatra: All or Nothing Film4 Sky 313 FV 14 Virgin 428 7.00 Our Yorkshire Farm The 3.00 The Last Post 4.00-6.00am Teleshopping family tackles life in lockdown, at All 2.30-3.30am Italy’s Invisible Cities 11.00am FernGully: The Last Rainforest (1992/U) Yesterday Sky 155 FV 26 Virgin 129 Sky 106 Virgin 110 ★★★ 12.35pm Thunderbirds Are Go! (1966/U) just as lambing season gets into Sky One ★★★ ★★★ 6.00am World’s Greatest Palaces. Double bill. 6.00am Monkey Life. Four episodes. 8.00 2.30 Over the Hedge (2006/U) full swing. Violet and Clemmy 8.00 Secret Nazi Bases. Triple bill. 11.00 Earth’s 4.10 Akeelah and the Bee (2006/PG) Drama, Modern Family. Five episodes. 10.30 Soccer AM ★★★ help to deliver some new Natural Wonders. Six episodes. 5.00pm Great 12.00noon NCIS: Los Angeles. Triple bill. 3.00 starring Keke Palmer. 6.20 Master and additions to the flock, while Continental Railway Journeys 6.00 Great British Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003/12) Gillette Soccer Saturday 5.00 The Simpsons. ★★★★ Railway Journeys. Six episodes. 9.00 Porridge. Six episodes. 8.00 A League of Their Own: Loch Seafaring drama, starring Russell Crowe. Sydney heads out onto the 9.00 Red (2010/12) A retired CIA agent survives moors on a mission to save a Triple bill. 11.00 Guitar Heroes at the BBC. Double Ness to London. The boys are joined by Andy bill. 1.00am The Railway: First Great Western. and Judy Murray for a Highland Games challenge. an assassination attempt, and reunites his old vulnerable newborn lamb. Double bill. 3.00-6.00am Teleshopping hit squad to find out who wants them dead. 9.00 FILM Men in Black II (2002/PG) Sci-fi ★★★ Amanda seeks to document comedy sequel, starring Will Smith and Tommy Action thriller, starring Bruce Willis. 11.15 ITV2 Sky 118 FV 6 Virgin 115 ★★ Charlie Says (2018/15) Drama, starring Hannah their daily lives under lockdown Lee Jones. 11.00 Dating No Filter 11.30 NCIS: ★★★ ★★★★ with a video diary, enlisting the 7.00am The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Triple bill. Los Angeles 12.30am To Be Announced Murray. 1.25-4.00am Her (2013/15) 9.30 Dress to Impress. Double bill. 11.30 4.00-6.00am Highway Patrol. Four episodes. kids as camera crew – which Catchphrase 12.15pm Take Me Out 1.45 You’ve Talking Pictures results in an unusual toddlers’- Been Framed! Gold: Best of the Best 2.45 You’ve Sky Atlantic Sky 108 Sky 328 FV 81 Virgin 445 Been Framed! Gold: Family Special 3.45 FILM 6.00am Urban Secrets. Five episodes. 10.15 CSI: 6.00am 1920s Chester: Glimpses 6.05 Band of eye view of the farm. As the Thieves (1962/U) ★★ 7.25 Stranger from Venus temperature rises in the spring, Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore Crime Scene Investigation. Five episodes. (2010/U) ★★ 5.25 FILM Dr Seuss’ The Lorax 3.15pm The Sopranos. Five episodes. 9.00 Game (1954/U) ★★★ 9.00 Popeye The Sailor : Aladdin the family takes advantage of (2012/U) Animated fantasy, with the voice of of Thrones. Triple bill of the fantasy drama. And His Wonderful Lamp 9.15 Zorro’s Black the good conditions to go horse Danny DeVito. ★★★ 7.10 FILM Bean (1997/PG) 1.30am Get Shorty 2.35 Californication 3.10 Get Whip 9.35 Operation Third Form (1966/U) ★★★ riding and wild swimming. (R) Comedy, starring Rowan Atkinson. ★★★★ Shorty 4.15-6.00am The British. Double bill. 10.50 Champion the Wonder Horse 11.25 Flash 9.00 FILM Suicide Squad (2016/15) Fantasy Gordon Conquers the Universe 11.50 Superman 8.00 To Be Announced adventure, starring Will Smith. ★★★ 11.25 Family Sky Cinema Premiere 12.00noon Report On Litter 12.05 Trouble in 9.00 Zara and Mike A profile Guy. Double bill. 12.25am American Dad! Double Sky 301 Virgin 401 Store (1953/PG) ★★★ 1.50 Glimpses: Sea to Plate of Zara and Mike Tindall. bill. 1.25 Plebs. Double bill. 2.25 Hell’s Kitchen 6.20am When Jeff Tried to Save the World and Billingsgate in 1956 2.15 The Scarlet Blade 3.20 ITV2 Nightscreen 3.30-3.30am Teleshopping (2018/12) ★★★ 8.00 Snow Queen: Mirror (1963/PG) Civil War swashbuckling adventure, Lands (2018/U) ★★★ 9.35 A Violent Separation starring Lionel Jeffries. ★★★ 3.55 House of ITV3 Sky 119 FV 10 Virgin 117 (2019/15) ★★★ 11.30 Promising Young Woman Bamboo (1955/PG) Gangland thriller, starring 6.00am On the Buses. Double bill. 7.00 (2020/15) ★★★★ 1.30pm Minor Premise (2020/15) Robert Stack. ★★★★ 6.00 Scotland Yard Coronation Street 10.00 FILM On the Buses ★★★ 3.15 Braking for Whales (2019/15) Comedy 6.35 Railways For Ever! 6.45 Heaven Can Wait 10.00 To Be Announced (1971/PG) Comedy, starring Reg Varney. ★★ 11.45 drama, starring Tom Felton and Tammin Sursok. (1943/U) Fantasy comedy, starring Don Ameche. 1.00am The 21.co.uk Live Casino Show Agatha Christie’s Poirot 12.55pm Agatha Christie’s ★★★ 5.00 Angel Has Fallen (2019/15) Action ★★★★★ 9.00 The Nanny (1965/15) Hammer Marple. Double bill. 4.50 Wycliffe. Double bill. thriller sequel, starring Gerard Butler. ★★★ thriller, starring Bette Davis. ★★★★ 10.50 The 3.00 Entertainment News on 5 3.10 7.00 Midsomer Murders 9.00 The Suspicions of 7.05 A Violent Separation (2019/15) Premiere. Man Who Fell to Earth (1976/18) Sci-fi drama, Portillo’s Hidden History of Britain. Mr Whicher: The Murder in Angel Lane 11.00 Law Crime thriller, starring Brenton Thwaites. ★★★ starring David Bowie. ★★★★ 1.35am Dr Terror’s Michael Portillo visits four abandoned & Order: UK. Triple bill. 2.00am Bless This House 9.00 Promising Young Woman (2020/15) Drama, House of Horrors (1965/PG) ★★★ 3.40 Lifetime locations that were at the centre of 2.25 ITV3 Nightscreen 2.30-6.00am Teleshopping with Carey Mulligan and Bo Burnham. ★★★★ of Comedy 5.00-6.00am The Detectives relatively unknown historical events, examining their place and importance Nia Parry visits the home of musician and Lawen. Mari Grug introduces Montgomeryshire Variations composer Robat Arwyn. 12.00noon Ffermio. artists Rhys Gwynfor a’r band, Rhodri Prys in Britain’s past. He begins at the Royal Agricultural issues. 12.30 Bwyd Bach Shumana Jones, Robert Lewis, Ieuan Jones, Lisa Angharad, London Hospital in the East End. (R) BBC One Wales As BBC One except: a Catrin 1.00 Gwesty Aduniad. 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When a miniature Shetland pony thinks it’s a steeplechaser the outcome can’t be good, as our columnist discovered to her dismay Illustration by Susan Hellard

uck comes and luck goes…no his little friend, Scout cantered over. We had to his temporary hospital bed. Scout was sooner had I finished celebrating only moved three strides and there he was, livid! He galloped back and forth along the Farinet’s amazing win on the at my elbow, wondering where we were all fence line, and the second I managed to racecourse, than disaster struck going and why he wasn’t wearing a nice manoeuvre Chico into his shelter the calling at home in the shape of Chico. strappy face adornment too. started. He whinnied and whinnied for his LPerhaps he’d heard of the grey pretender’s I knew there was no point in trying to friend, trotted anxiously to and fro, and by the successful attention-grabber, and decided dissuade him, but figured he could walk with time the vet arrived, had worked himself into he, too, could have a go at jumping a fence us until I had Chico near the exit, then I’d quite a lather. Poor little Chico was put on taller than his own little frame? Although surely need to act fast. My pocket was full of horse painkillers and anti-inflammatories and at least one of his furry friends should’ve treats, so as we neared the gate I fed one booked in for a scan on his shoulder. pointed out the huge disparity in ability? to Scout and before he’d finished he was That evening I arrived with his medicine to Farinet is a 16-hand, superfit steeplechaser, nuzzling at my pocket for more – I knew I had discover one of the goats had destroyed the whereas Chico is a two-foot-high woolly him hooked. I dropped Chico’s lead rope and electric tape, eaten all of his hay, and was miniature Shetland whose whole leg would jogged back into the field with Scout at my enjoying a drink from his water bucket while measure to the thoroughbred’s knees. heels, grabbed an overflowing handful of trailing said tape from his left horn. I chased No human witnessed the incident, but I treats and placed them on the ground in front the horny fiend out, recovered the ejected saw the result – two broken fence rails and a of him, then ran back, scooped up the rope, patient and rebuilt the fortress, only to wake Shetland pony hobbling around on three legs. swung open the gate just wide enough for next day to Chico snoozing on the grass and I called the vet and was relieved to hear Chico and I to wander through. the tape and fence posts lying on the ground. someone would visit that afternoon. Chico’s fluffy little bottom was just edging Enough already. I foraged in the barn Meanwhile, the first thing to do was through the gap as Scout launched himself and returned armed with two metal sheep confine him to a small, safe space. Thankfully, towards us at a canter. Within seconds the hurdles, and fastened them to the openings we had recently moved Finn’s old field shelter gate slammed, Scout skidded to a halt, and with big wooden stakes. Leaving Chico back into the paddock alongside the one Chico Chico and I continued on our slow approach in his bed, I returned at dusk with his shares with Scout, so all I had to nighttime feed and with the do was lead him through the ghastly goat circling, waited for gate, get him inside and block the him to play his hoof. He inspected, shelter’s two openings. It was an he sniffed, he butted at the metal. enormous space for such a little He stood on his hind legs and chap, and he would be protected considered climbing, and finally both from the weather and grabbed one of the bars in his over-exerting himself. mouth and tried to lift the whole I made him a comfy bed of hurdle. But it was too heavy and shavings in there, set him up with after ramming it in anger while a huge bucket of water and some Scout watched on in amazement, hay, and used electric tape he finally trotted to the other secured to fence posts to avoid opening, leant his whole weight his escape through the openings. against the second hurdle, rubbed Finally, I was ready to move my along its length, lifted his tail and poorly pony. However, Scout left Chico the rudest cluster of loves Chico. I mean, seriously, “messages” any patient has had. they have never been parted. I Poor little Chico had X-rays two had to hatch a cunning plan – a days later, and although we were pile of sweet hay placed on the all relieved no fracture could be opposite side of their field would found, he had serious soft tissue surely distract his attention from damage. Scout may patrol the the gate? I set the bait and he fence 24 hours a day, and neigh trotted over to it, happy enough. through the night, but his friend But the second he glanced up will need a padded suit before he’s

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