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Style/18 BreezeJAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY Sports/23 THURSDAY FEBRUARY 22. 1996 VOL. 73. NO. 37 State honors JMU hiring requests; Internet service to provide off- higher ed job freeze may end soon campus access by Joelle Bartoe by Cyndy Liedtke senior writer senior writer The hiring freeze imposed on the Virginia UPDATE ON HIRING FREEZE |— government has probably gone unnoticed by It's a familiar scenario — dial up the most JMU students. There seem to be just as VAX from the comforts of an off- many professors and just as many General Assembly budget legislation: campus dwelling and come head-to-head administrators on campus. with a busy signal. The hiring freeze, under which JMU and all A new service may mean fewer busy Virginia colleges and universities have been It authorizes the signals for people anxiously trying to operating since Dec. I, 1994, is part of Gov. The proposal docs creation of 650 check their e-mail from off campus. George Allen's (R) plan to reduce tuition costs not support limits JMU and SprintLink will launch a and control the size of administration, to 700 new new partnership Feb. 26 to give students, according to Robert Lauterberg, director of the on administrative positions. faculty and staff local dial-up Internet Virginia Department of Planning and Budget. positions. access with a direct connection to the "The governor's trying to encourage It exempts colleges JMU network. restructuring in higher education largely to get "This is full Internet access," said control of the increase in tuition," he said. and universities Tom Bonadeo, director of JMU Colleges and universities must make a from the freeze. Telecommunications. "There's nothing written request before they hire someone new, held back here." Lauterberg said. Ninety percent of the requests Gary Flynn, JMU network manager, have been granted so far. said the university has had problems with "[The .freeze ] applies to all positions, but we busy signals when people try to dial in to the VAX from off campus. By working rarely turn down any position in teaching and MSA DFA.XNF.Y/senior artist research," he said. with SprintLink, the university can help During the summer of 1995, the Most colleges and universities were reluctant sign the agreement, but I'm not certain where provide more access at faster speeds than commonwealth offered colleges and to make the agreement, McDowell said. He said that is right now," Lauterberg said. current offerings. universities an exemption from the freeze if he understood that all the institutions were According to Linwood Rose, JMU "We're hoping heavy users of the they agreed to reduce their Maximum going to hold together and reject the agreement. executive vice president, he and President Internet from off campus will use the Employment Level, Lauterberg said. However, with no end for the freeze in sight, Ronald Carrier had decided to sign the service and free up the modems so the MEL is the maximum number of people a some of Virginia's schools decided to accept agreement until a recent development in the mote occasional users won't get busy college or university can hire, and this number the agreement. legislative bodies caused them to delay. signals," he said. is determined by a variety of factors, including The freeze is scheduled to last until June 30, The House of Delegates and Senate money SprintLink costs $13 per month for 50 the size of the school. 1998, under Allen's executive order. committees have rewritten Allen's budget so hours of service. Each additional hour Mike McDowell, spokesman for the State Lauterberg said seven institutions have that the freeze for higher education may soon costs 50 cents. Software, including Council of Higher Education for Virginia, said accepted the offer so far, including Old come to an end. Therefore, Rose said JMU is Netscape, costs a one-time fee of $10 MEL was established by the General Assembly. Dominion University, Radford University, not going to agree to reducing its MEL until when a student, faculty or staff member Agreeing to a reduction in MEL is a permanent Norfolk State University and Longwood the state budget is final. signs up for the service. The servke runs decision. College. Lauterberg believes JMU is also "It made political good sense to wait and on a monthly basis and can be canceled "Once you give up these positions, you can considering the agreement. at any time. Only people affiliated with never have them back," he said. "[JMU] has indicated to us that they plan to see FREEZE page 2 the university can sign up for the service. "JMU felt more and more students were required to use the Internet in the work they do for school. We don't have the resources to provide that for free," OCS offers on-line internship listing Bonadeo said. The fees give access to the Internet, by Kristin Butke World Wide Web, newsreaders, file staff writer transfer protocol and telnet programs, As more college students recognize the competitive nature of the job and the JMU.network, including the market, many are securing internships to enhance their r6sumds and to VAX. Separate e-mail accounts can be help network their way to jobs upon graduation. obtained from SprintLink for $2.90 per In response to the increased interest in internships and "real world" month. experience, the Office of Career Services has expanded the resource SprintLink, one of the pioneers in opportunities available to JMU students. providing access to the Internet, has a The most recent program developed by OCS is an on-line internship contract with the Commonwealth of listing, which gives information on about 180 internships and companies Virginia to provide Internet access. established through the career services recruiting module. George Mason University, Virginia The new on-line internship program, uploaded daily, is accessible Commonwealth University and Old through computer labs in Chandler, Converse, Harrison, Zane Showker Dominion University are also offering and Wampler halls. SprintLink, although those schools won't According to Barbara Daniel, internship coordinator at OCS, the go live until March, according to program is the newest and most accessible service provided through Bonadeo. OCS. OCS established the service last October. Because the other schools will have "We are trying to create multiple access routes for students looking for the same service, JMU subscribers from internships," she said. Northern Virginia, Richmond and The internship listings are for students of all majors and any academic Tidewater will be able to use me service year, Daniel said. during the summer by dialing in to those Anna Lynn Bell, director of OCS, said during the last three years, schools, Bonadeo said. employers have placed a greater emphasis on students having The service features support 24 hours professional work experience before graduating. a day through a 1-800 number. The A study at Michigan State University found "47.9 percent of new hires service guarantees users will get a busy in surveyed organizations during 1994-'95 had completed career-related, IAN GRAHAM;'senior photographer Junior Wendy Kahler examines listing* of open Internships in see ACCESS page 2 ?• see INTERNSHIP page2, the Office of Career Services Tuesday afternoon. 2 Thursday, Feb. 22,1996 THE BREEZE Access. continued from page 1 faculty and staff can sign up for the signal no more than five times in service at kiosks around campus. Two Jciosks in the Warren Hall post IAMES UADISON UNIVIRSIT1 every 100 tries to connect to the service. office and one in the Zane Showker "To the press alone, chequered While other services may be Hall lobby will take information cheaper or offer more service, users about the type of computer one has as it is with abuses, the world is and other relevant information. indebted for all the triumphs may have trouble connecting, according to Cindy Pipes, technical Payment can be made at the kiosk which have been gained by account consultant with SprintLink. through MasterCard or Visa. reason and humanity over error "You can get on with SprintLink." When payment is made by credit and oppression." Pipes, a 1981 JMU graduate, said, card, the user will receive a receipt immediately redeemable at Dukes — James Madison "Sprint has responded to a need at universities and colleges. We're Duplicates in Zane Showker or in the Editor Allion Boyce mutually helping each other. We're bookstore for software and an Managing editor Cyndy Lledtke happy to provide service with local instruction sheet. The account is Ads manager Maggie Mayall dial up." active within 24 hours when payment is made by credit card. News editor Crlitle Breen Bonadeo said the service will be faster than most other Internet-access Payment for the service can also News editor . Grog Froom providers. The service uses high- be made by check, although service Asst. news editor Stacey Danzuso speed software modems and new will be delayed while the check and Focus editor Karen Brewer technology to compress information J. MICHAEL ROGERS/staffphotographer software go through the postal to deliver it to the screen more service. Students, faculty and staff Asst. focus editor Angle Krum Freshman Amaud Buurslnk (I) and sophomore Spencer Pumpelly quickly than conventional modems (r) check out the new SprintLink terminals in the mailroom. should be able to sign up for the Opinion editor Sherrl Hsenberg and other services. service througji the World Wide Web Asst. opinion editor Laura Wade This service, when used with the access providers, he said. will enlarge the modem pool in in the near future, Bonadeo said. Style editor Jaaon Comer most up-to-date equipment, is three SprintLink provided the modem Wilson Hall. All the money goes to Sprint; times faster than the current off- pool and hardware for the service, Students, faculty and staff need a JMU does not make a profit off the Asst. style editor Karen Bitz campus dial-in to the VAX and which is housed in the computer and a modem to take service, he said. The university Sports editor Matt Provence almost as fast as on-campus Ethernet Telecommunications office in advantage of the service. SprintLink provides the link to students, faculty Asst. sports editor Peter Haggarty connections to the Internet, he said. Wilson Hall. can be used with Macintosh and and staff. According to research, half of off- Copy editor Karen Bogan "In my comparisons, the JMU Many schools have the burden of IBM-compatible computers and most homepage paints just as fast with this maintaining large modem pools, modems. campus students have computers, Photo editor Roger Wollenberg service as it does on campus," Pipes said. With this service, The fastest service will come from Bonadeo said. SprintLink and the Asst. photo editor Melissa Palladlno Bonadeo said. "It's pretty dam/ast." SprintLink collaborates with the 28.8 modems, which run from $129 university anticipate a great deal of Graphics editor Angela Terry SprintLink is connected with the schools to provide and maintain the to $199, according to Tammy Balser, interest in the service. "We've been waiting a long time Asst. graphics editor Drew Baneemer university and is designed for modem pool. computer program manager at the academic use, two more advantages According to Bonadeo, as more JMU bookstore. for this kind of high-speed access Advisers Rip De Luca, the service has over other Internet- people join the service, SprintLink Beginning Feb. 26, students, from home," he said. Alan Neckowttz, David Wendelken Internship Freeze FYI. . . continued from page 1 continued from page 1 The Breeze is published Monday pre-professional experience." see what was going to happen with the House and Senate," he said. and Thursday mornings and The student career experience can range from internships to summer jobs Depending on if and when the acts become final, the freeze for higher distributed throughout James and include both credit and non-credit opportunities. Bell said. "Experience is education could be over within six weeks, Rose said. Madison University and the local the key. According to Lauterberg, although the new language of the budget may Harrisonburg community. "The value of the experience is beyond job content. It is an opportunity for appear to be beneficial to Virginia colleges and universities, the new proposal Comments and complaints should students to gain familiarity with work environments, sharpen communication is quite different than the governor's. be addressed to Alison Boyce, The House and Senate budgets do not support reasonable limits on editor. skills and problem-solving skills, and test career interests before making a long-term commitment," she said. administrative positions and instead exempts colleges and universities from the Mailing address: Daniel said internship experiences can serve many functions, such as freeze. It also authorizes the hiring of individuals for 650 to 700 new positions. The Breeze enhancing academics, building resources and providing networking Also, the new language rejects Allen's four-year tuition contract, he said, Anthony-Seeger Hall opportunities. which would put a ceiling on a rate of increase in tuition during a student's James Madison University "Any work experience, paid or unpaid, relating to what your are doing four years of school. Harrisonburg, Virginia 22807 academically can support career work, define your direction and clarify what 'The reason the governor put the hiring freeze into effect is really to benefit E-Mail address: your major involves through real-life experience," Daniel said. students and families in paying tuition," Lauterberg said. THE.BREEZE within the JMU According to Bell, both students and employers had expressed a need for a Under the Allen administration, tuition rate increases have improved VAX system; new program that would better facilitate the available internships. Students dramatically, according to Lauterberg. During the past two years, tuition has THE_BREEZE©jmu.edu outside were yearning for the experience while employers were eager for new interns. gone up no more than 3 percent. the JMU VAX system "We needed a better mechanism for sharing the volume of internships more "We believe that students and their families should be somewhat concerned Breeze Net: widely with the student body," Bell said. that limits may come off of hiring," he said. http: / /breeze.jmu.edu Senior Kristen Purka, mass communication major, said she was not aware Rose said he does not see any link between eliminating the hiring freeze and An individual may have one copy of the on-line program but would have used it in the past for internship the future of tuition rates. of The Breeze for free. experiences. 'The freeze itself has no direct connection with tuition at all," he said. All subsequent copies cost 25 "I would use an on-line program, especially if it has really current listings JMU supports Allen's goal of de-emphasizing hiring for administrative and cents a piece. and is updated. You need to resource all measures to find internships and overhead positions. Rose said. jobs," Purka said. He hopes the new budget, which eliminates the freeze, will pass. JMU's In The Breeze. Bell said the internship program at JMU can provide a "one-stop-shop" in requests for support staff have not been excessive, and having to ask the state which employers can establish one point of contact for both internships and for permission to make new hires has added needless paperwork and an OPINION 12 full-time positions. unnecessary time delay, he said. FOCUS IS Several hundred JMU students go to Career Services seeking internship Though Rose said he is pleased requests for faculty and research positions STYLE 19 information every year. have not been denied, the hiring freeze has proven to be an unnecessary control SPORTS 23 Recently, students have also expressed interest in internships earlier in their device. college years. "If you have a control system that only stops one or two hirings out of 230 COMICS 27 Daniel said, "Students are coming earlier, and we have more freshmen and to 240 requests, then you would have to come to the conclusion that the control CLASSIFIEDS 31 sophomores. They are also coming immediately in the fall and not waiting system is excessive," Rose said. until spring." The freeze has inconvenienced several departments at JMU but has not CLASSIFIEDS? The recruiting program and internships available on-line arc just a small obstructed the hiring process completely. portion of the opportunities OCS provides. Windsor Fields, head of the department of economics, said the freeze has How to place a classified: There are numerous "hidden resources," including parent networks and not stopped the department from making needed hires. The only way the hiring Come to The Breeze's office faculty internship coordinators, available to students through OCS, she said. process has changed has been the addition of excessive paperwork. weekdays between 8 a.m. and The parent networks allow students to plug into information concerning "It's a lot of useless effort," Fields said. "We're wasting countless hours." 5 p.m. internships by consulting with parents of JMU students, Daniel said. Peter Hager, acting English department head, also said the paperwork seems Cost: $2.50 for the first 10 Each department also has its own internship coordinator who can provide needless. However, he has found Richmond to be more collaborative than words, $2 for each additional students with information concerning various internships and the possibilities adversarial in responding to requests. 10 words; Boxed classified, $10 of earning credit for their work. "Most important positions we've needed, the legislature has been kind per column inch OCS emphasizes the strategy for finding an internship is actually an enough to fill them," he said. Deadlines: noon Friday for interactive triangle including students, Career Services and faculty. George Johnson, director of the school of media arts and design, said the Monday issues, noon Tuesday OCS is located in Sonner Hall. In addition to the on-line internship commonwealth has fulfilled all hiring requests. Therefore, he said the hiring for Thursday issues program, it offers a number of different workshops through the course of the freeze has not impacted the school directly, but has definitely slowed the Classifieds must be paid in semester to help students find jobs. process. advance in The Breeze office. Topics vary, but the workshops often teach students how to network, how to "Before it might take maybe a month to fill a position," Johnson said. "Now create better resumes and how to improue

BHBH ■Mi im Bill ).'" s THE BREEZE Thursday, Feb. 22, 1996 8 Student informs about testicular cancer JMU information campaign raises awareness of disease's dangers, promotes prevention by Jason Corner [college males are] such a prime senior writer target audience," she said. The Health Center also distributes If you thought the flu epidemic information on testicular cancer in going around JMU was bad, think October, Breast Cancer Awareness again. Males between the ages of 20 Month, as a kind of companion to its and 34 are the primary risk group for programs on breast cancer, Grembi testicular cancer. said. For Bruce Taylor, a graduate Taylor said he "just happened to student in health education, this is a chance across this particular disease" problem. last semester while taking a core "It's a fairly unknown disease," he class for his health education degree. said, "one that carries the stigma of What interested him was how fear." prevalent the disease was compared Front Feb. 12 through Feb. 29, to how little people generally knew Taylor has been conducting an about it. awareness campaign, as part of his Terry Wessel, professor of health graduate thesis, to make JMU sciences, who is serving as Taylor's students more aware of the risks graduate adviser for the project, said associated with this potentially life- she thought the lack of awareness threatening disease. He will complete about testicular cancer was an it at the end of this semester. He has excellent argument for Taylor's idea. been working on the project since "I thought it was a wonderful idea early in the fall semester. because it's a subject that maybe "What I've done is I've tried to doesn't get as much attention as it put in place a number of places deserves." where students could get information Although testicular cancer [about testicular cancer]," he said. accounts for only 1 percent of all To that end, Taylor, in varieties of cancer, according to The conjunction with other JMU health Wellness Encyclopedia, it is more ANTHONY RING)'contributing artist organizations, made information in prevalent among young males. the form of videos and brochures Taylor said cancer of the testicles since the disease only attacks a single incidence among whites as opposed According to Grembi, many available at the University Health is the most common cause of death testicle. to blacks, Asians and Hispanics students at the Health Center took the Center and the Carrier Library Media by cancer for college-aged men and The rate of the disease has risen because of the connection between time to look at the brochures that are Center during his Feb. 12-29 accounts for 3 percent of total deaths dramatically in the past four years, use of birth control and available there. campaign. He also set up a World among males ages 20 to 34. particularly among white males. socioeconomic factors. Taylor also said many students Wide Web page at According to a brochure from the Some researchers have speculated on Taylor's work on the project up to showed an interest in the program. http://vax2.jmu.edu/~taylorbw American Cancer Society, there are the causes, according to Taylor. this point mostly involved "I've had a lot of response on the containing information about the approximately 5,500 cases and 400 'The research seems to indicate researching the disease and studying World Wide Web page, a lot of disease and graphics demonstrating deaths from this disease each year. that there may be environmental different marketing techniques for response on e-mail and to the how to do a self-examination. Although the disease is generally not causes," Taylor said. Some biologists spreading health education. brochures," he said. Nancy Grembi, assistant director fatal when restricted to the testicles, believe women who take birth After finishing his campaign on Wessel said she was very of the University Health Center, said it kills by spreading to other areas control pills containing estrogen Feb. 29, Taylor plans to conduct a impressed with the interest taken in she was very interested in helping like the liver or lungs. while pregnant may cause their male survey to see if the information led Taylor's campaign. "I wasn't sure Taylor distribute information through It can also lead to infertility in one 1 children to have a greater risk. to students making behavioral he'd get a lot of response, and the the Health Center. "I was quite testicle, but this will not prevent the Taylor said this would also changes, like performing regular self- initial response has been very willing and agreeable because afflicted male from reproducing, explain the rise of testicular cancer examinations. encouragine." Lecture probes obstacles

by Paula Finkelstein Hall between 5 p.m. Feb. 16 and 8 a.m. Feb. blacks face In academla 19. police reporter techniques that any student, particularly a minority, The individuals reportedly tore a telephone by Sally Clarke contributing writer can use to get ahead in the university setting. Campus police report the following: off the wall, tore down ceiling tiles and a These included having a positive self-concept, smoke detector, kicked in the men's bathroom Arriving at college is a time of unique being prepared to deal with racism, gaining Trespassing door beyond repair, damaged a paper towel leadership experience and doing community dispenser and removed ceHing panels from an challenges and uncertainties for every student. • Non-student Shane Shifflett, of Mt. Soton,' service to help others who may be experiencing was arrested and charged with trespassing elevator car. When that student is a minority, those challenges can be more difficult and even damaging. similar difficulties. when officers reportedly observed him entering A lecture yesterday by graduate student Tim A foundation to all the techniques was the Coolio concert at 8 p.m. Feb. 18. Destruction of Private Property/ Petty Larceny Burkhalter of the Association for Graduate establishing contacts and a support system in any environment, Burkhalter said. Others at the lecture Unsafe Practices/ • Unidentified individuals allegedly broke out Students of African Descent addressed obstacles black students sometimes face at the college level, echoed this point. • Campus police removed a banner from the the driver's side window of a car and stole a and gave guidance toward Ryder said his Interstate 81 overpass at the request of Jansport bookbag, four compact discs, a "catalyst has always been Philco CD player, model No. 877K, a tape overcoming them. The Virginia State Police at 823 a.m. Feb. 18. lecture, which took place it, my family and finding a adapter, a cigarette lighter adapter, two bottles- There has been group of people who of prescription medication, Prozac and in Hillcrest House, was Confiscated Prohibited items part of the Honor support me and know • A beer keg, homemade nun-chucks and a Tomezan, and $20 cash from a vehicle in B-lot Program's Brown Bag enough negativity... what they're doing." between 12:01 a.m. and 2:15 a.m. Feb. 16. couch from another residence hail were Lecture series. Barrows said while confiscated from a suite during a fire drill Petty Larceny About 15 students and Let's focus on the she was in high school safety chick In Garter HaH al 8:45 pjn. Feb. faculty members attended she had strong role 19. • Unidentified individuals allegedly stole a models in her parents and rear license plate, Virginia registration the discussiicTn-oTiTnled successes and what they presentation. y> teachers. "When I got to Destruction of Public Property JMUBABS, from a vehicle in Z-lot between 8 college, I didn't p.m. Feb. 7 and 4 p.m. Feb. 17. Reginald Ryder, • Unidentified individuals allegedly threw an president of the JMU mean recognize that void, the open can of paint on the carpet and furniture in chapter of AGSAD and need I had for a mentor . the television lounge of Wine-Price Hall Fire Alarm Tim Burkhalter JMU graduate student in graduate student . . who had shared my between 5 p.m. Feb. 15 and 9:41 jun. Feb. 16. • Cigarette smoke in the party, room activate college student personnel [cultural] experience." the fire alarm m the Pi Kappa Phi fraternity The lounge Is being remodeled. administration and, senior Keesha Barrows assisted Elizabeth Garbrah-Aidoo, assistant professor of house at 10:19 p.m. Feb. 16. Burkhalter. AH three said they wanted the political science, gave advice on how to thrive as a Destruction of Public Property/ member of a minority group. "In Ghana, where I Number of drunk in public charges since Jan. discussion to focus on the positive, proactive Petty Larceny aspects of racial issues. am from, we have a motto, 'be first or with the • Unidentified individuals allegedly 11:17 Number of parking tickets issued between Feb. "There has been enough negativity. . . . Let's first.' I have lived by that. I am five minorities in unplugged, tated, removed card readers and focus OD the .successes and what they mean. stole items from vending machines in Eagle to arid Feb! 19:737 Burkhalter said. He went on to outline some see OBSTACLES page 9 4 Thursday, Feb. 22, 1996 THE BREEZE

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\ AAUP discusses benefits of THE BREEZE Thursday, February 22, 1996 5 membership, state meeting by Kristen Heiss committee makes a recommendation "The role of the newsletter is so staff writer as to whether the request should be that we can exercise our freedom of granted. If the recommendation is expression rights almost constantly," Members of the JMU chapter of favorable, funds are given for a American Association of Univeristy Liles said. "There are many faculties retainer for legal counsel. If the in public schools who don't use their Professors met Monday in Taylor AAUP member is awarded any Hall to formulate ways to increase freedom of expression rights." money at the close of the case, he or Members decided the newsletter participation, interest and she repays the loan to the AAUP membership in JMU's AAUP would be distributed to the mailboxes state chapter. If no money is awarded of all faculty and staff and posted on chapter. the member at the close of the case, "This is a very informal meeting the electronic bulletin board under the loan is "written off as a bad faculty/staff and academic issues. in which we need to talk about where debt," Liles said. we want to go with JMU's chapter of Wessel suggested the newsletter "These are cases pertaining to be distributed soon after spring the AAUP and current issues," academic freedom and tenure," he break. President Terry Wessel said. said. "We're going to have to learn to Gordon Fisher, professor The meeting began with a use the law on our side." presentation by Phil Riley, who emeritus, will be responsible for Later in the meeting, members producing the first newsletter. discussed why he remains active in discussed a state meeting planned for AAUP. Articles from any interested March 30 at JMU involving AAUP contributors should be sent to him. "Where insurance protects our chapters and Faculty Senate chapters Liles said after circulation of a loved ones from financial crisis, from around the state. AAUP protects our freedom to teach few newsletter editions, JMU AAUP JMU AAUP members are could apply to the AAUP state what we want to teach," he said. searching for a speaker to discuss Jesse Liles, executive committee chapter for funding for the searches and appointments of newsletter. Funding for the year's member of the AAUP state chapter, academic administrators, Liles said. newsletters could range from $200 to reinforced Riley's sentiments by In response to a question inquiring $300 per semester, beginning next explaining the benefits of AAUP whether JMU President Ronald fall, he said. concerning legal counsel. Carrier, an AAUP member, will At the meeting, members also "A part of our [state executive attend the state meeting, Liles said, discussed issues of concern AAUP committee meetings] are devoted to "He might show up, but I have my may want to investigate next year. cases dealing with legal counsel," he doubts about that." said. Riley suggested inviting certain In an interview after the meeting, administrators to speak at the AAUP has a separate fund for Wessel said Carrier is an AAUP meetings. "At one time, they felt legal matters, according to Liles. member, as are "quite a few Jother] flattered to come and speak.'* This fund is used specifically for administrators. Carter Lyons suggested KYLE BUSS/senior photographer AAUP members needing money for "Often their membership is a examining searches for t legal counsel in cases dealing with formality," she said. "But I always administrative positions. "It seems to Two member* of the Tuskegee Airmen present their experiences their institutions. make an effort to invite them to all me we should be concerned about in WWII to students Monday evening in Warren Hall. If an AAUP member needs a loan [AAUPlevents." very high-level administrators with from this fund, the individual must The next item at the meeting was very limited searches for their Tuskegee Airmen present apply through the state AAUP discussion over whether the JMU positions." chapter. chapter of AAUP should publish a He added, "We've also elevated After the professor applies for the newsletter. All but one member voted faculty to administrative positions 'missing page' in history funding, the state executive in favor of creating a newsletter. and lost faculty positions.' by Mike White Home was told he didn't pass contributing writer the test, but a white student recommended he take the test again Student senate debates Two men representing the in Tuskegee, Alabama. Tuskegee Airmen, the first group of When he arrived in Tuskegee, black pilots to fly for the U.S. Home took his place in an armed forces, descended on the extremely long line of people leaders' salaries, stipends Warren Hall Highlands Room waiting to take the test. After a Monday to tell their story. period of waiting, he changed his by Brad Jenkins Executive Council members. Rose explained because the Retired Lt. Col. Frances L. mind and decided to pursue SGA reporter position will be appointed next year, it cannot be Home, one of the original Tuskegee mechanics instead, becoming a considered a leadership scholarship. airmen, and retired Lt. Col. Ivar F. mechanics helper. Discussion centered on the salaries for the director of Rep. Justin Voshell clarified the differences between a Browne, who entered the Air Force Later, Home became part of an class government and the class presidents at Tuesday's stipend and a scholarship. A scholarship is for executive after it was integrated, spoke experiment to see if blacks could Student Government Association meeting in the Warren members who are elected by the student body. A stipend during the presentation, sponsored learn physics to be radio mechanics Hall Highlands Room. is for the amount of work involved, he said. by the Center for Multicultural and if they had rhythm to use The discussion was sparked by a bill with eight Sen. Ann Marie Phillips, McGraw-Long Hall, added a Student Services. Morse code. constitutional amendments presented by At-Large Sen. friendly amendment to Sabados' amendment to include a The two came as part of the He succeeded in the experiment Max Finazzo. The bill would define the newly formed scholarship of one-half in-state tuition for the director of Tuskegee Airmen, Incorporated. and became a sergeant of airplane director of class government's role. class governments, as well as a stipend The organization provides radio mechanics. During training Debate was divided into the eight of $600. Phillips said this would equal assistance for youth of all races and for the Korean War, he finished sections, so each section of the bill the amount the secretary receives now. strives to supply a "missing page" third in a class on guided missiles could be discussed separately. The bill Sen. Richard Jenkins, Frederikson of history. Home said. and radar. is a constitutional amendment, so it Hall, disagreed with Phillips' The presentation began with a An especially memorable time requires a two-thirds vote of senators amendment. "Everyone does a lot of two-hour movie about the Tuskegee for Home was when he was at an present. work," Jenkins said. "This is extremely Airmen, produced by HBO. After international meeting in Korea, and Senators primarily discussed two extravagant. We're trying to make this the movie, the two men spoke. a Korean general referred to him as sections, one setting the stipend for the an Executive Council position, but it's Before the Tuskegee Airmen an American. director of class government and not," he said. The amendment to the succeeded, people thought it was He said he was used to being another setting stipends for class amendment failed. impossible for blacks to become referred to as a member of a racial presidents. The original amendment to give the military pilots, Home said. A group, not a member of a The amendment originally set the director of class government a $1,300 prevailing perception at the time nationality. stipend for the director of class stipend passed. was that blacks were not designed "It means something to be called government at $1,300. The current The debate on stipends for class for certain tasks, he said. an American," he said. stipend is $1,000. Sen. Nancy Sabados, presidents focused on the amount of The success of the Tuskegee Home expressed his surprise at senior class president, began the debate by introducing an work class presidents do. The original amendment airmen in World War II led directly the changes in opportunities for amendment which would increase the stipend to $1,700. provided a $150 stipend for class presidents. to the integration of the armed blacks over the years but said, Commuter Sen. Moira McCaffrey questioned' the Sen. Matthew Montgomery, Ashby Hall, introduced forces in 1948. 'They fought and "We've come a long way, but increased stipend. "Why should the stipend go up next an amendment to increase the stipend to $250. died so that we may have a better we're still going on." year? Will the work load be doubled?" she said. Rose responded, saying, "This is greedy. Chairmen are life," he said. Home introduced Browne as a Commuter Sen. Ron Rose agreed, saying a stipend is elected, and they have additional responsibilities but don't Home said movies he watched speaker by saying that he never given for workload and should only be increased if the get paid." as a child inspired him to be a pilot. thought he would see blacks with workload increases. Sen. April Roberts, sophomore class president, a When he tried to take a pilot's the opportunities to do the things Rose's comments stemmed from questions about why supporter of the amendment, said, "We're not getting the exam in Florida, he was forced to Browne has done. the director of class government will receive a stipend and take it in a hallway apart from the Browne started his career as a not a scholarship of one-half in-state tuition, as do other white students and was harassed see SALARIES page 9 during the exam. see AIRMEN page 9 6 Thursday, Feb. 22, 199& THE BREEZE

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Applications are available for SGA and Honor Council spots Applications for the positions of Student Government Association president, vice presi- dent, treasurer, and secretary and Honor Council president and vice president can be picked up from the SGA office beginning Feb. 23. The applications are due by 5 p.m., March 13. Very Special Arts Festival is searching for volunteers The 1996 Very Special Arts Festival will be held March 22 in Harrisonburg. Anyone interested in volunteering should attend an informational meeting Feb. 27 or Feb. 28,6 p.m., in Duke Hall, rm. A103. Call Lisa Russo at 434-6484 with questions.

Fourth-annual Black History WEEKLY EVENTS Banquet held at Sugar Grove The contributions of African-American High-ranking defectors receive women in the armed forces will be the focus of Thursday the fourth-annual Black History Banquet, Feb. pardons from Iraq's Saddam 24, 6 p.m., in the Community Center at Naval • Washington Semester informational meeting, Maury Hall, rm. 210,4:30 p.m. BAGHDAD, Iraq — The general who ran Security Group Activity, Sugar Grove, W.Va. • EARTH meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 404,5-6:30 p.m. Iraq's secret military program and another senior Joanne Gabbin and Gerald Hudson, both JMU Iraqi defector returned home Tuesday, six months faculty members, will be guest speakers. • Baptist Student Union Thursday Night Fever, BSU House, 5:30-7 p.m. after fleeing across the border to Jordan with their The banquet is open to the public and will cost • "Is There a God?" presented by Jamie Fowler, BSU House, 5:30 p.m. wives, both daughters of President Saddam $12 for adults and $6 for children 12 and under. • Muslim Coalition meeting. Taylor Hall, rm. 311,5:30-7 p.m. Hussein. Dress will be semi-formal. Call (304) 249-6305 Saddam pardoned the two defectors, a with questions. • Fellowship dinner at the Wesley Foundation, JMU Methodists, 6 p.m., and the spokesman for the Revolutionary Command New Life Singers Rehearsal, Wesley Foundation, 6:45-7:45 p.m. Call 434-3490. Council said, adding, "The march of great Iraq is Career Services needs • BOND meeting, Warren Hall Piedmont Room, 6 p.m. bigger than all false aspirations and bigger than traitors and those who make mistakes." volunteer career assistants • "Grease II," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. and 9:30 D m A convoy of limousines provided by Jordan's The Office of Career Services is looking for $1.50. royal palace whisked Lt. Gen. Hussein Kamel students interested in developing skills that will • Alpha Epsilon Delta presents speaker Dr. Diane Pappas to speak about pedi- Hassan Majeed and his bother Saddam Kamel last a lifetime. atrics, Taylor Hall, rm. 306,7 p.m. Hassan Majeed and their families to the Iraqi Career assistants will develop public relations, • Soul Food Dinner featuring "Spending the Night with Dramatis," Chandler Hall checkpoint, where they were received by a large public speaking, program planning, marketing, Shenandoah Room, 7 p.m. delegation, witnesses said. promotions, writing, counseling and referral • Asian-American Association meeting, Taylor Hall, rm. 404,7 p.m. skills. • Campus Crusade for Christ, "Prime Time," Miller Hall, rm. 101,8 p.m. / Assistants have the opportunity to interact • JMU Chamber Orchestra, Wilson Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m.. free. with employers, graduate schools, parent network volunteers, career services staff and students. Career Services will provide in-depth training Friday and professional development. Career assistants need to have four to 10 hours Bankers charged in scheme to a week available to volunteer at Career Services. • Baptist Student Union Bible study, BSU House, 7 p.m. fund 1990 Clinton campaign Applications can be picked up at the Office of • Nursing home visit sponsored by Baptist Student Union, meet at BSU House, 4 Career Services, Sonner Hall, rm. 206 and are p.m. LITTLE ROCK, Ark. — Two small-town due back to Career Services by Feb. 28. • "Pulp Fiction," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. and 9:30 Arkansas bankers who played significant roles in p.m., $1.50. financing Bill Clinton's 1990 race for governor Alastor accepts submissions were indicted yesterday on bank fraud and conspiracy charges in connection with their for its next publication Saturday handling of funds that went into the Clinton Alastor, a student journal of literary arts, is campaign. accepting submissions for publication in its • JMU Wind Symphony, Wilson Hall Auditorium, 2 p.m., free. The two men, who owned the rural Perry spring journal. • "Pulp Fiction," sponsored by UPB, Grafton-Stovall Theatre, 7 p.m. and 9:30 County Bank and were appointed to state posts Poetry and short stories can be sent to P.O. p.m., $1.50. by Clinton, were accused by Whitewater Box 7102 and should include name, phone and independent counsel Kenneth E. Starr of box number. The deadline is March 15. Call 433- submitting phony expense vouchers to obtain 7718 with questions. Sunday about $12,000 in bank funds. The money was then used to make political contributions to Send Newsfile or Weekly Events Information NAACP University Sunday Church Service, Warren Hall Highlands Room, 11 Clinton's fifth race for governor, the indictment In writing charges. One of the bankers. Robert M. Hill, who to Asst. 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Students who attended said they in the person's class, as well as the Browne said he got where he was saying money shouldn't be a rather than bylaws. Lawlor withdrew three other people of the same enjoyed the experience for different consideration for a job. "You're not his amendment, and Commuter Sen. by going through doors that others reasons. position in the other classes. had kicked down before him. He in this for the money, are you?" he Christine Galbraith introduced an "It gave me a new perception Also at the meeting: challenged the audience to take asked. 'This is ridiculous. No one amendment to change the word about the movie and the actual events • Phillips, Campus Elections advantage of the opportunities they runs for the money. Do [the job] "bylaws" to "rules" as a Committee member, announced the that occurred," sophomore Andre because you want to." have so no doors would be kicked Mattingly said. clarification. Her amendment to the deadlines for elections applications. down in vain. Roberts said class presidents are section passed, as did the entire Applications are available for the Graduate student Reginald Ryder not paid this year, but were paid $50 section. "You are your own limiting said he came to the presentation to last year. positions of SGA president, vice factor," Browne said. The other section of Finazzo's president, treasurer and secretary, pay homage to and support those After the amendment to the proposal stated class officers would After the speeches, the two who fought for the United States but and Honor Council president and veterans answered questions from the section failed, At-Large Sen. Jeremy be removed by a majority vote of the vice president. Applications are didn't get much recognition. He said Schottler introduced an amendment officers in the class, as well as one audience. One question was about the it's "just my way of saying thank available beginning Feb. 23 and are accuracy of the HBO movie. - to decrease the stipend to $0. Debate officer from each of the other classes. due March 13 at 5 p.m. Campaigning you." was postponed on the amendment Currently, the constitution allows for Home said Eleanor Roosevelt Junior Pamela Mallard said, "I begins March 17. flew in a plane with a civilian at until the Feb. 28 meeting because a majority vote of all class officers in • SGA passed a bill to fund itself thought it was quite informative and quorum was not met, as senators had impeachment hearings. Tuskegee and not an officer, as inspiring. $1,200 from its reserve account to depicted in the movie. left during the meeting. Most debate on this section defray costs of a pig roast for seniors. "It's a really good feeling to see Earlier in the evening, however, He also said no airmen committed people who have broken down racial centered around whether all 15 class • Roberts announced the Student suicide as was shown in the movie. senators passed other parts of officers would be knowledgeable Services Committee has been barriers," she said. Finazzo's bill. enough about the circumstances or if discussing the possibility of 24-hour SGA approved the process of six could do that job. library hours during final exams. Obstacles selecting the director of class Voshell asked how the members According to Roberts, financing may continued from page 3 government through appointment. of the other classes would be selected be a problem. one [person], but I can't let that stop The position will be filled by in an objective manner, and Finazzo Burrows and Ryder shared some appointment by current Executive me from being where I want to be, or of the experiences that discouraged responded by proposing an being an example [for others]." Council and Executive Council-elect. amendment that the other three them in the past, such as hearing The senate also approved a section Sophomore political science racial slurs in class and not knowing officers would be of the same major Erica Wrenn said although that would permanently make the position of the person being how to respond, having to defend director of class government a "non- coming to JMU turned out to be a their viewpoints and being expected impeached. His amendment passed, much harder transition than she voting consultant to the Executive but Phillips proposed another to respond to any question Council." expected it, being involved in concerning race issues. amendment. campus activities and talking to SGA approved a section that Phillips' amendment would set the Many students and faculty who would allow the director of class people in the Center for Multicultural attended the lecture said they found number at a majority of the 15 Student Services helped her feel government to "come up with bylaws officers. the discussion portion of the event for the class governments." The more comfortable. productive and encouraging. Sen. Kim Wilson, junior class "I had to understand that I really original amendment also said the president, said her experience at Barrows said students can bylaws must be approved by a do belong here," Wrenn said. discover how more can be done to impeachment hearings makes her Burkhalter talked about the majority of class officers. believe 15 members is too many. "I succeed as a minority student by Sen. Aaron Lawlor, Garber Hail, DEREK ROGERSI.ilaffphotographer "stereotype vulnerability" black being a role model and by assuming felt like I didn't know what they students face at school. introduced an amendment to change were talking about, and we got off Sen. Max Finazzo read a bill to a proactive role by asking, "What do the requirement to a majority of the amend SGA's constitution at its "If they are expected to perform / want to do?" instead of waiting for the subject. Six is enough." 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A racist-twit dart to the ignoramuses who ridiculed 'The Killer" at Grafton-Stovall Theatre Saturday night. You just don't do that kind of thing at a John Woo flick. Sent in by someone who would have preferred you stayed at home if you didn 't know how to act. Pat,., / &>$**>*) '1c An I'm-glad-there-are-still-people-like-you pat to the faculty and staff memberswho have generously donated to help support CARE. Assess more important things Sent in by thankful CARE members who want to Every February, students rejoice at the prospect of academic knowledge. The university should primarily ensure anonymous donations get the recognition they having a day off from classes to relax, study, test knowledge, not feelings, morals or values. deserve. maybe even hang out. For most students across Morals and values are a personal thing and are not the country, the day of rest comes because the nation is the university's business. Besides, for those who take celebrating its presidents. At JMU, the day comes in moral and value assessment tests at freshman Dart... honor of... test taking. orientation and again sophomore year, how much do Assessment Day is a holiday of sorts, they change in such a short period of time? A just-what-we-need dart to whoever decided we especially for the thousands of students a If JMU wants to measure students' who have no examination to endure. But Few people progress, it should look at students' need another $100,000-a-year vice president. Why is for the chosen few, sophomores and grades and activities through time, not test it we cannot make any of our hard-working, so-called some seniors, the day represents a few know the real them on things they may never have temporary staff members full-time with benefits? more hours of testing, probing for the studied. If tests are necessary, test people Some of these "temps" have been here 10 or 15 secrets of the typical JMU student's purpose of on what they were supposed to learn in years, working and hoping for full-time designation. mind. the classes they took, especially the more Sent in by someone who believes staff members The assessment system at JMU is assessments — popular liberal studies classes. Administer those tests durin class work harder and are more cost-effective than inherently flawed. Few people know the even fewer ever g time, expensive vice presidents. real purpose of assessments — even J For a school that had to make up every fewer ever know the results. Test results KTIOW the snow and food day by using Saturdays v% m. are used to "improve the liberal studies y> and Reading Day, it's strange the Jfftt*** curriculum and student affairs reSUltS. university has no problem dispensing with programs," according to an article in the a day of classes for assessments. Feb. 19 Breeze. But the results are never made public. Assessment tests should have a standard format. A pat to the great women of Logan Hall for being Students are forced to take tests of which they will Some students have to write essays while others answer so nice. never know the results or their impact. Assessment no- questions about their thoughts and feelings. Not all Sent in by Beulah, the housekeeper. shows have holds put on their records, barring them seniors, whose major department administers their from registering or graduating until they take the test. assessments, even have to take them. For the seniors __ What do these tests measure? They are not part of a who do take the tests, some have an exam, while others jjlft student's permanent academic record. Why put forth have a discussion group or turn in a portfolio. **wm>m w • • your best effort on a test that doesn't seem to count for Students would be more likely to care about an exam anything? More than a handful of students probably fill if they knew it would have an impact later. Students and A pissed-off-Jersey-driver-dart to those Virginians in the computerized bubbles as quickly as possible and faculty should clearly understand why they take the who don't know how to park without conserving leave, which would skew any results. time for these tests, rather than thinking they are just enough space for others. If you park closer than 5 Many of the Jests aren't even academic. College life taking another day off from classes. definitelyhSs an impact on students' lives in a feet from those cars next to you, there will be enough space in Anthony-Seeger's gravel lo^for us all. We nonacademic way. But the bottom line is that students The house editorial reflects the opinion of the and their parents pay thousands of dollars to JMU for editorial board which consists of the editor, managing will all be much happier when you learn not to stiff an education, the primary goal being the gain of editor and the opinion editors. those of us who don't have 8 a.m. classes. 1 Sent in by someone whose anger is just building Editorial Policy Alison Boyce . . . editor Oyndy Liedtke . . . managing editor up after starting off too many days on a bad note. Sherri Eisenberg... opinion editor Laura Wade . .. asst. opinion editor Letters to the editor should be no more than 500 words, columns should be no more than 800 words, and both will be published on a space available basis. They must be Pat.,, delivered to The Breeze by noon Tuesday or 5 p.m. Friday. The Breeze reserves the right to edit for clarity and space. The opinions in this section do nor necessarily reflect the opinion of the newspaper, An appreciative-gooly-gooly pat to the folks at ! A M E R s I.T Y this staff, or James Madison University. , Outriggers. Thanks for a sum sum time! SentinbyPlSigmaEpsilort. ■ ■>- l i r -*■— • ••-*■. »- •*-* •

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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Inclusion of crude song disappointing; Environmental intentions applauded; energy, as it produces steam that provides heat for a number of PIKA does not want to be associated buildings on the JMU campus. fallacies about polystyrene in letter Lastly, I should note that Harrisonburg has a very active To the Editor: recycling program. Glass jars, metal cans and newspapers, as To the Editor: well as two of the most widely used types of plastic packaging, A recent letter proposed eliminating Styrofoam (polystyrene are collected on a weekly basis throughout the city. I am writing in response to the Feb. 15 Breeze article , "Song foam) as a means of saving money and improving the book distribution rattles fraternity." Speaking for myself and the environment. brothers of Pi Kappa Alpha, we were generally pleased with the Robert C. Atkins While I applaud both goals, some statements about professor content of the article. We were, however, disappointed with the polystyrene foam were incorrect in the letter. inclusion of one of the songs at the end of the article. chemistry Throughout the report, many representatives from the Greek community were interviewed concerning the contents of the song book. Any individual reading the article could easily understand Club Latino's clarification appreciated; the songs contained sexually explicit material which were aimed suggestions for UPB always welcome at the degradation of women and of the Greek system. Although much of the article was aimed at professing Pi To the Editor: Kappa Alpha's innocence, the inclusion of an actual song leaves In response to the Feb. 5 Breeze letter. "Diversification the reader with the association between the song book and our attempts recognized; Club Latino fills need for community," the fraternity. University Program Board would like to thank Chris Diaz for I don't believe the editors of The Breeze took into clarifying his comments. consideration the effects the printed song would have when The UPB believes in providing diverse cultural programs identified with the fraternity. and welcomes ideas and suggestions from the JMU student Whoever is responsible for this song book must be smiling First, CFCs, the chemicals implicated in global warming, are body regarding educational and entertaining programs. right now because The Breeze became his or her own publicist. no longer used as foaming agents in the production of Students are invited to drop their suggestions in the program By printing that song, The Breeze essentially distributed the polystyrene foam. board's suggestion box, located just outside of Taylor Hall, rm. explicit material to each student's mail box. an obvious goal of Second, while the letter's author was correct in stating that 233. We also invite anyone interested to come in and talk to an whoever is responsible. In the future. The Breeze may want to polystyrene is not biodegradable, that is not a problem here. The executive board member about any concerns, ideas, or spend a little more time considering the effects its articles will reason is that all trash from Harrisonburg and JMU is sent not to comments. have on the parties involved. a landfill, but to the city's Resource Recovery Center located just across 1-81 from the campus. Manlsha Sethi Chad Fulmor There, a high-temperature incinerator burns all combustible public relations executive PIKA president trash, including polystyrene. This process is a useful source of UPB

The 'Super-Hero Syndrome ) 'The problem starts when certain guys, like me, feel moved to "save " their girlfriends from their past experiences with other, less honorable men, whom we assume must be categorically evil...' Sometimes you have to smile at life's little ironies. I was all protecting— leaps to her death from the steeple of a church. set to pay one of my increasingly irregular visits to The Breeze In the year-and-a-half or so following my ex-girlfriend's The road to hell is said to be paved with good intentions, mother's death in a car accident, I came to accept quickly a office to write a column, at the behest of my editor, about a and whenever I enter into a dating relationship with a young certain peculiar fault—an Achilles heel, if you will— that I lot of responsibility for her emotional well-being. Once again, woman, or any relationship with anyone for that matter, my we come to an actual, real-life situation that may rile theorists have in my dealings with women. intentions are among the best. I formulated some solid ideas about what I wanted to say, — the assertion that any person can take responsibility for I try to be a consummate gentleman, opening doors for my another. But I'm just telling it the way it was. combed over my journal to collect some of my previous date and all that jazz. I do not do this because I believe women experiences in this area, and even read a bit of feminist theory Feminists will rightly point out that this sort of relationship are inherently weaker or less capable than men, but because in necessarily has a dominant and a submissive partner. Here I to help me understand the ways I inadvertently oppress that situation, I want my date to feel I am affording them some women. submit the not-at-all politically-correct idea that it is special attention I do not give to everyone, as a means of impossible to avoid this dichotomy in any human expressing my affection for them. relationship. However, I believe that in any I should also mention here that I often open doors for my relationship of true mutual respect, the dominant role will friends of both genders, and for people I do not even know. It's shift back and forth from person to person over time in just a thing I do, and as liberal as I think my views are response to daily circumstances in one another's lives. regarding sex roles, nothing makes me angrier than having That sort of self-reliant, yet inter-dependent, mutually sexual politics dragged into what I see as something nice I do sympathetic partnership seems to me the most practical for friends. definition of gender equality. A while back I broke up with a woman I had dated for more In time, my ex concluded her period of mourning for her than three years. Throughout the course of our relationship, I mother and was no longer the submissive half of the always prided myself on the knowledge I treated her better relationship. than any of my female friends were being treated by their My plan was to head back to the office right after the In the years since then, there have been many occasions boyfriends, and better than any of my male friends treated their when I have required her assistance, and she has always been required weekly movie for my Major Directors class was over. girlfriends. That was a Bad Idea. there for me. In the final analysis, this sort of take-what-you- Since I can already hear some of the readers who so deplore need and give-all-you-can is really not subjugation at all. It's My topic is what I refer to as the "Super-Hero Syndrome," Matt Bondurant's irreverent "He Said" column cocking their friendship. which basically means I am often attracted to women who guns, I will clarify that when I refer to the way I "treated" my This is all very well, but it will not save the legions of have problems I think I can help them with, or who need my girlfriend, I imply no sort of stewardship between us. I just protection. vulnerable women out there from all us good-hearted, idiotic, mean I showed respect and concern for her in everything I did; do-gooder guys who find their personal problems so I am at least cognizant enough to realize this makes me never lied to her, shouted at her only twice in three years, and irresistible. among the most dangerous sort of putz, the poor kid who never told her to do anything — only asked. Remember the lesson of the Crusades! Do-gooders are thought he was going to marry his fourth-grade girlfriend. This seems to me the way every man should interact with The movie that evening turned out to be Hitchcock's responsible for the bulk of human misery. We make promises every woman. The problem starts when certain guys, like me, we are woefully unprepared to keep, and our hubris is "Vertigo," in which that lovable dope Jimmy Stewart plays a feel moved to "save" their girlfriends from their past matched only by our sincerity. detective who falls for the woman he is dispatched to spy on, experiences with other, less honorable men, whom we assume If you are dating somebody like this, my advice to you is foolishly believing he can help her with her psychological must all be categorically evil and not just confused like we are. problems. to usher them aside, shake their hand, and wish them a speedy If a woman really has been abused somehow, we are moved by recovery from adolescence. As a public service, I am obligated to remind all you a fierce determination to prove to them that Men Are Not All eligible young women out there that at the end of "Vertigo," Bad (which is good), and we have the bonus of being able to Chris Klimek is a sophomore English and mass Kim Novak— the woman St.ewa,rtis supposed to be rationalize our jealousy as righteous anger (which is bad). communication major. ^ 12 Thursday, Feb. 22, 1996 THE BREEZE Luxury 4 BEDROOM & 4 BATHROOM Apts.

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It s the reason so many of us are finding ourselves Second, we should take a look at sleeping habits in general. restless at night and zombies during the day. Insomnia my First, let's examine stress management. Most of us know There is a big difference between insomnia and screwy friends, is one of our chief enemies, and there has eot to'be a our limits. We know how much we can take before we sleeping patterns. Taking numerous daytime naps can make way to stop it become stressed-out wrecks. Stress is healthy, but too much bedtime a little elusive. stress causes problems like grouchiness, an epidemic found all Naps even contradict the idea of insomnia in the first place. over campus lately. It also contributes to insomnia, a "Nap" connotates sleep, and if you're an insomniac, then condition that seems to be getting more and more popular, sleep is not your friend. especially in light of the amount of illuminated resident hall Of course, if you've completed the rooms at 4 and 5 a.m. transition from normal sleepy time to a Regulating stress can be as easy as graveyard shift, as it seems many keeping a daily planner or taking time out to JMU students have, it may be exeicise at Godwin or to shoot pool in The easier said than done to change Comer Pocket. your schedule around. All work and no play has never Insomnia shouldn't be regarded been a highly regarded philosophy in as entirely bad, though. Consider my book. As college students, we have probably all adopted some the time spent awake as useful. Often when we are having trouble When suffering from insomnia, habits we would like to eradicate. For some, it's overeating finding sleep, we turn to devices that for others it's drinking ... and for many, it's not sleeping. Just it's best to get up and do look at our lifestyles. seem to attract sleep. Some students something. Write letters to friends drink a couple of beers or take a couple of It is not hard to understand why so many college students or family, do your laundry, gather shots of alcohol to entice sleep. your other insomniac friends and exhibit symptoms of insomnia. We work day and night on They may believe by reaching a comfortable assignments. We attend classes five, and lately six, days a swap stories. oblivion, sleep will be more likely to overcome Laying in bed beckoning sleep is week. Many of us hold down a job on top of school, and some them, as if sleep is picky. I've never known sleep of us attempt to have a social life. Where exactly does sleep like waiting for a phone call — it doesn't to be so selective, choosing only those who are usually come until you quit waiting for it. fall into this picture? intoxicated. Gallup surveys have shown that as many as 49 percent of Insomnia has definitely become more While this approach may work on a prominent. Students aren't as afraid to admit they Americans suffer from problems that impede our sleep. These "sometimes" basis, the results of repeated problems are directly reflected in stress and work habits, and have this problem as they seem to be with other uses are apparent — alcoholism. Thus, it is problems. some even say rotten sex lives. probably better to avoid it. Whether caused by problems academically, socially or Most like to blame it on professors or Another sleep-tempter some students use BEN PROCTOIUstaffartist living situations. Scientists like to blame personally, insomnia often leaves many of us "Sleepless in is pills. "Nytol will help you get your Zs," Harrisonburg." melatonin. but only if you aren't using prescription drugs, and you don't Usually, if you can't sleep, there is something on your Perhaps JMU should create an insomniac hot line to have heart problems, and your eyes are blue. comfort those who suffer. . . 1-800-LULLABY. Personally, mind. Counting sheep doesn't always work, and non- Pills are only an answer for a small number of sufferers. prescription sleep aides have been found to be largely I'd like to see a support group called SNORE (Students Not Plus, addiction to these over-the-counter answers can occur. It Often Resting Effectively). ineffective, consisting mostly of antihistamines, according to a almost seems contradictory when you can walk down a Pennsylvania State University study. Students must also take medicine aisle in a store and see sleeping aides and sleep into account how safe these types of aides are. Troubling Laura Wade is a freshman mass communication major and deterrents sitting blissfully beside one another. assistant opinion editor. She hasn 't had a lot of sleep lately.

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as basketball and soccer. "Cleaning students each day and find vacation Many housekeepers admitted the dorms is like running a hotel," times disheartening and quiet. sheepishly that they hated their jobs Fishback said. Dealing with dirt and "Christmas break is very lonesome," at first. Going home each day weary, filth, putting new linen on the beds, Hensley said. haggard and smelly is not exactly one and cleaning rooms and bathrooms Some JMU students feel much the of life's greatest pleasures. frequently is what summer duty same toward their housekeepers. "I Nevertheless, Comer said she likes entails. have never encountered a her job better than being cooped up Once the fall semester begins, housekeeper who is unpleasant or not in an office. daily duties can include some messy friendly," sophomore Christine Hensley said she likes her job and situations. JMU students don't wear Imhof said. "I am so thankful for all doesn't have anything to complain halos; accidents happen. Most of of their hard work." about, except when she vowed to quit these accidents occur sometime When students express gratitude after she spotted a "big ol' spider." during the weekends. Housekeepers toward housekeepers, it gives the Fishback said housekeepers get in are on call from 4 p.m. Friday to housekeepers a lift. Comer a routine; they make friends, get 10:30 p.m. Sunday to clean up "fun remembers receiving a cake from the accustomed to leaving work at 4 p.m. messes," Comer said. hall director in one of the residence and get money built up for Lutz said 27 housekeepers are halls she worked in. retirement. involved in this on-call process, each Hensley said it feels great walking Their relationships with each assigned two weeks in the year. into a bathroom and seeing thank you other reach beyond JMU. Many Housekeepers called in for this duty notes on the wall. housekeepers are friends and go out are senior workers, supervisors and Many housekeepers said the most and celebrate each others' birthdays Housekeeper Mary Campbell cleans a mirror on her Tuesday shift. crew leaders. appreciative residents they encounter and other special occasions. She said she feels lucky she cleans an all-female dorm. Dave Sanders, manager of are men. Fishback said this may be Lutz said there is a real sense of auxiliary services, said senior because men's bathrooms are messier teamwork and closeness among You rub the sleep out of your half-open eyes, yawn, workers have more responsibilities to begin with, and it is obvious when fellow housekeepers that would be and some administrative duties. This the housekeeper has been there. hard to leave. and stumble into the bathroom of your residence level is usually a promotion, since hall. Like a mother who never neglects her child, a housekeepers, the lowest paid JMU housekeeper is there cleaning your dirty bathroom, as she employees, get $5.40 an hour. Crew leaders head crews and decide the does many mornings. You probably see her most mornings, priority of cleaning duties. mumble some type of greeting and go on with your Comer remembers a weekend business. Have you ever given thought to what she or other when she was called to remove dead housekeepers do all day? skunks hanging in a women's bathroom. Lutz said when a pipe Residence hall housekeepers are "The JMU students are important to breaks or another plumbing problem professionals. They start their eight- us," Lutz said. occurs, the plumbers get called, and hour days at 7:30 a.m. and clean until Proper attire protects then the housekeepers are notified to 4 p.m. housekeepers from blood-borne clean up the mess. "Not everyone can clean; it takes diseases found in vomit. When Comer said other unnecessary a certain person to clean," said Linda hazardous waste is suspected, it must circumstances requiring weekend- Lutz, housekeeping supervisor of the be placed into special red bags and shift housekeepers to trek back to Village residence halls. "Seeing how taken to Rockingham Memorial JMU have been vomit in a washing we can take something so filthy Hospital, according to Lutz. machine and toilet overflows and make it sparkle is one of Housekeeper Grace Fishback said resulting from attempts to flush the best parts of the job." the worst days to clean are the first nonflushable objects or substances. The 56 housekeepers work and last days of school. The trash Comer said. in crews of four headed by a room Tills up to the brim with boxes. Many housekeepers see such crew leader. Crews usually Lutz said the housekeepers have behavior as disrespectful. "You have three buildings to to take the boxes to the dumpsters, would not do it in your own home, so clean, experiencing new which is extremely tiring. why do it here?" Comer said. smells and sights along the However, some housekeepers do Housekeeper Audrey McCray way. not mind cleaning for the first day of said she gets perturbed when students Part of school because it just means the start act up, but she simply shrugs it off housekeepers' jobs is of another year with JMU students, with her philosophy that they are concern for students' which is 10 times better than the only kids enjoying freedom for the welfare. They try to approach of a gruesome summer, first time, and one day they will grow make the students' Village crew leader Bonnie Comer up and not act so disrespectfully. surroundings better. said. Although students may act up Working in the summer is no from time to time, housekeepers still bowl of cherries. With temperatures admit interacting with the JMU of 105-110 degrees in some students is their favorite part of the residence halls, housekeepers "get job. "I just love getting to know the grouchy, and everyone bites students," Comer said. everyone's heads off," Comer Housekeeper Sherri Hensley said said. she likes her residents so much, she The summer schedule set out Valentine's Day candy for includes preparing for freshman them. orientation and summer camps, such The housekeepers meet more star BRYAN KMGm/siaffarlist lit •.■IIIIIMI KMMIUff Ij *. HW*W DoWemyer nja.k.es her, rounds Tuesday; \r rrv/^ . i THE BREEZE Thursday, F«b. 22, J996 16

story by Erin Callaghan graphic by Drew Ba Some students turn to the sky to determine their astrological signs, predict their future and find out about their daily habits based on the alignment of the stars

Hiy baby, what's your sign?" constellations divided into equal sign or ascendant, also influence the The line is overused and has regions or houses. According to way a person acts and feels. prbbnbly never once worked. Very Woolfolk's book, in the early days of Freshman Katie Bureman said she few will openly admit the stars guide astrology, the 30 degrees given to feels her sun sign and her rising sign their lives. Though many may read each house also contained the relate to her. "It's a very accurate the/r horoscopes, the complexity of constellation for which the house was depiction of my character," she said. the field of astrology is not widely named. For example, when the sun "As a Cancer, I'm unpredictable, known. Avid followers believe was in the house of Taurus, it was complex and fragile. I am devoted to astrology can not only predict day-to- also in the constellation Taurus. Due my home and family. My ascendant, ROGER WOLLENBERG/p/ww editor d-iv events, but also believe it is a to the earth's shift in relation to the Aries, makes me people-oriented A view of Saturn in space from the John C. Wells Planetarium. method of self discovery and a way stars over time, this does not hold with a reputation as a troublemaker." of understanding the soul. true today, according to Woolfolk's According to Woolfolk's book, if Kim Sheades, an Aries, said she Some new services, such as the ; Astrology is a science, dating book. the sun is entering or leaving a house, found more "truth" in astrology. "It Astrological Society of America, ■back more than 5,000 years. Ancient The position of the sun on the day the person is said to be born on a was so easy to write. I'd compare offer club memberships at about $10 philosophers developed the Hermetic of birth determines the sun sign. If cusp and may have traits from both about six horoscope columns in a month. Included with the theory, which states man, nature and the sun lies, for example, in the signs. However, the sign in which the newspapers or magazines, and what membership is a free three-minute the universe are linked by a system house of Sagittarius, the person is a person was actually born will usually they said for each sign would always call each month, a newsletter, free of correlations. Thus, the position of Sagittarius and will be a seeker of dominate. Many times the positions be similar throughout." gifts and contests, according to the the sun, moon, planets and stars at new ideas and challenges, and be of the moon and planets are ignored, Experiences of horoscopes summary report from ASA. the time of people's births shape their generous and energetic as well. The but they all work together in proving true can also lead others to According to a survey prepared mind, body and emotions, according sun sign is the dominant sign and has correspondence to the human being. become believers. Sophomore Robin for the society by Marketing Insights, to Joanna Martine Woolfolk's The the most influence on personal Different paths exist to help Rossing, a Libra, became a strong the average member is under 30 Only Astrology Book You'll Ever characteristics. This is what people understand their behavior believer after receiving an years old. not married, has young Need. horoscopes are based on, according through astrology. The most common unexpected phone call from a distant children, has little education beyond A birth chart can record the to Woolfolk's book. is the horoscope found in many friend when her horoscope predicted high school and an income under position of the sun, moon and planets The position of the moon, planets newspapers and magazines. this would happen. $30,000. Half of the members are in relation to the 12 signs of the and the sign on the eastern horizon at After writing horoscopes for her Rossing started reading her unemployed. zodiac. The zodiac is a circle of 12 the time of birth, called the rising high school newspaper, freshman horoscope religiously, but only in the Other services offer a voice evenings to see if it predicted the mailbox with daily or weekly AIUESAJIILJO March 21-April 19 talkative, courageous, willing to t;f day's events. "I don't live my day by horoscopes. Some of these 1-900 my horoscope; I let my horoscope numbers also offer, free readings for (ram) a gamble, selfish live my day," she said. first-time callers. However, due to a TAURUS j /April 19-May 20 stubborn, strong, dependable, does* Others throw caution to the wind 1-900 block, this medium cannot be (bull) \yf not like chan / and scan the newspaper first thing accessed from any on-campus phone. each morning. "Every time I read my The Internet may seem a less GEMINI / [xMay 20-June 20 good communicator, persuasive, horoscope, I do what it says," expensive medium for accessing (twins! ' superficial, curious sophomore Erin Barth, a Virgo, said. information, but in reality, "If it says it's a good shopping day, subscribing to a weekly or monthly CANCER June 21-July 22 loyal, temperamental, possessive, I'll go shopping." Ironically, this is horoscope can turn out to be costly. (crab) vj, vulnerable, hard to deceive not typical behavior of a Virgo — The Astrological Adventures they tend to resist these impulses and homepage on the World Wide Web LEO July 23-Aug 22 self-confident, flamboyant, dominating watch their money, Woolfolk's book offeis to send a one-time horoscope (lioni i stated. reading and birth chart for $28. On the other hand, sophomore People can subscribe to these VIRGO Aug23-Sept 22 modest, desires improvement, intellig Donna Brown, a Leo, chooses only to services easily through e-mail. The (virgin health conscious read her horoscope sporadically. "I horoscope is sent through e-mail, but look at the ones in the magazines at other services, such as a birth chart, LIBRA Sept 23-Oct 22 charming, romantic, indecisive, desire the beginning and end of each month are sent through the postal service. (scales) for justice order to see if it's true. It usually is because Though many do not consider it a you can stretch it to be." Her attitude real science, astrology is not ignored. SCORPIO Oct 23-Nov 21 intense, clever \\ money, fierce is typical of the exuberant and Many people turn to astrology (scorpion) competitor, adaptable creative Leo who has a tendency to frequently or only once in a while to SAGITTARIUSNOX 22-Dec 21 direct, great storyteller, honest, optimistic stretch ideas to her liking, according better understand themselves or to to Woolfolk's book. see what the future holds. (archer) Horoscopes in publications aren't As sophomore Brad Christianson, CAPRICORN Dec 22-Jan 19 ambitious, conservative with money, -. the only source for predictions. 1-900 a Libra, put it, "If my horoscope says (goat) ' patient, self-sufficient numbers and the Internet offer more something bad, I ignore it. If it's in-depth readings. However, these something good. I think it's gonna AQUARIUS Jan 20-Feb 18 friendly, unorthodox, open minded. options are not as economically come true." (water bearer) original Nd^ sound. 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by Rachel Woodall Although Artis Ivey, the artist known as Coolio this year and has started performing Coolio, may think he is "too hot," he took the with him at colleges such as George JMU crowd at the Convocation Center on Washington University and Ithaca College. something that was far less than a "fantastic "It's cool, and all the crowds are receptive, voyage." plus the fact that we're from the Philadelphia area. It's a close run to home so we don't have to be out on tour," Hub said. "We can jusl come out for the weekends." REVIEW When The Roots finally took the stage, the anxious crowd went crazy. The crowd listened The search for Coolio began early Sunday to the first couple of songs as it tried to figure evening. He was supposed to meet and greet out what The Roots were all about. The third fans who had won contests through several song, "Proceed," took the audience's energy radio stations in Harrisonburg. Instead, the man level up a notch. It was the chorus of the song everyone wanted to meet had gone bowling. that made the crowd stand up and listen. Rumors flew that he would show up The Roots also came to "educate and eventually, that he was walking around Main entertain" about classic rap songs by such Street and that he would return before the artists as Mona Lisa, Dougie Fresh, Run DMC concert. This was just the beginning of the and Tribe Called Quest. They took the old" disappointment Coolio would inflict on JMU. songs and threw in their own lyrics to give Because Coolio was nowhere to be found, their music the funky style for which they are the opening band The Roots took center known. spotlight. The band formed in Philadelphia, They were not afraid to mix it up a bit and where the group's lyricist, Tariq Trotter threw in a few freestyle harmonized human (known as Black TliJfight) and drummer beat-box moments with a drum solo by B.R.O. Ahmir-KhalibThojMM (known as B.R.O the the R.? that made the crowd even more R?J were Mhof.Tiii^Bljtlk- Philadelphia High enthused. School forCreatiy^PrPerforming Arts Unfortunately, Coolio did not seem as They pulled in the bass talents of Leonard exciting. His mixer, DJ Fatbox, started things Hubbard and rhymer Malik Abdul-Basit in off while the 40 Thevz, Coolio's posse, took 1987 to form the jazz-meets-hip-hop sound control of/the crowd. they call their own. Hubbard (or Hub, as he Coolio ran onto stage and rapped "It's likes to be called) said their group is full of Alright," a laid-back song that got the crowd talented musicians. into the groove of Coolio's Compton sound, a "The bass is slammin'," he said with a rap style originated by L.A. groups like laugh. "You're not going to see anything or N.W.A. He played up to the crowd, throwing hear anything like that in the world!" watetpnto the floor and dancing around the Hub said the group started playing with stage/*

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(Clockwise from top left): Coolio brings his West Coast flavor to the Convocation Center crowd Sunday night; Coolio tosses water onto the floor crowd while talking about safe sex; Coolio pauses for a moment while one of His newest release, called "1-2-3-4," called The song originally was done by Kool and for the men to "get your women on the floor." the Gang, whose voices create the background his 40 Thevz takes over on vocals; The Roots, Coolio's This song, although gaining popularity among to Coolio's new lyrics dealing with safe sex in the hip-hop scene, was horribly performed. the age of AIDS. opening act, excite the concert-goers with an old school Coolio was too laid-back, and there was just no Many of Coolio's other songs contain lyrics medley; 'Coolio with the flow' under the spotlight on energy. dealing with smoking marijuana. In one song, He ended another of his newest releases, Coolio "hit the mic like a blunt and passed it center stage. 'Too Hot" by giving statistics about HIV. around," calling for emcees "in the audience to "One out of every 33 black men in the go up on stage and rap. United States is infected with the HIV virus. In another instance, Coolio promised to get One out of every 57 Latino men is infected thousands of cases of beer and a "big-ass bag X with HIV virus, and one out of every 127 white of weed" for everyone to smoke. men in the United States is infected with the "We gonna roll up a big-ass joint and put it We'll call that the John Madison Campus "I thought it [the show] was pretty good, but HIV virus ... so homeboys, you better protect on top of the motherfuckin' police station, and Community Joint. Wait a minute. Who the fuck he could have played more old stuff and for a your motherfuckin' nuts! every time we wanna get high, we gonna climb is James Madison? Wait, I know... he used to lot longer," said sophomore music major Alan "And ladies ... if he ain't got no condom, up on top with a big-ass lighter and take a big sell nickel bags in the projects." Johnson. "The Roots were awesome, though." then he don't get none," Coolio warned. hit," Coolio claimed. Second-year University of Virginia student Once Coolio left the stage, after a one-hour Steve Turner said he drove here from performance, that was it. No encore. No one Charlottesville just to see Coolio in concert. more song. Just DJ Fatbox left standing at the "Coolio was awesome, and overall, the mixing table to clean up. Before he left, Coolio concert was really good," he said. gave one final thought to JMU students. Photography by: After his story-telling was finished, Coolio "You all know how to keep it real. Let me performed his debut hit "Fantastic Voyage" off explain something to you all. When you hear Kyle Buss his platinum album It Takes a Thief. This was motherfuckers say 'I'm just tryin' to keep it definitely the best song of Coolio's set, but in real homeboy,' then you know he ain't real. If no way lived up to the expectations ^or the you gotta try and keep it real, you don't know Ian Graham & night. y what real is. There is only two things. There's Dressed in a choir robe and "getting it up real and there's fake, ain't nothing in the like church in here," Coolio finished up his middle." Melissa Palladino show with "Gangsta's Paradise" off the Sunday night, Coolio obviously did not Dangerous Minds soundtrack. know what the word "real" meant. 20 Thursday, Feb. 22, 1996 THE BREEZE GTE LECTURE SERIES ON TELECOMMUNICATIONS *^ ^^^^^^^ Delicatessen Tuesday, February 2 at 7 p.m. in Zane Showker Hall, Room 105 Dr Jeanne Schaaff fit fat tiealflM isuve tmttoJ! AssistanfMce President of Corporate Relations at British Telecommunications North America 433-4090 will address and answer questions on: DELIVERY AVAILABLE!* Skyline Village (near Rack & Sack) Bus Routes 1 & 7A "Regulation in the Telecommunications Industry" Monday - Thursday 10 a.m. - 9 p.m. Friday - Saturday 10 a.m. -10 p.m. Special Guest: Mr. Ed Weise, Regional President, GTE Virginia Sunday 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. * $8 minimum

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"Falsettos" were two different plays. music major Ryan Benton, by Liz Sinunu puts things in perspective. things as a doctor, but at the same "In real life, you never know who The first act was written in the early time, he had to be a likable guy. synthesizer, and senior English major contributing writer has what," she said. "I tried to 1980s, and the second act was He achieved his goal perfectly. At Renee Kingan, who plays alto The buzz on campus is that channel into my character how it written in the 1990s. first I wasn't sure what his role was saxophone, flute and clarinet, were "Falsettos," a musical running this would feel to be on the brink." The information available on going to be in the whole scheme of able to carry the entire play week at Theatre II, is about The cast members are able to AIDS and the family structure in things, but he ingrained himself themselves and added another level homosexuality, and with the opening convey their characters' tension regard to homosexuality was much seamlessly into the story. His facial of emotion to the play through the number, "Four Jews in a Room effectively. different in the 1980s than now, and expressions and dancing were music. Bitching," I wasn't exactly sure Many times I had to check myself this is evident in the play. priceless, and this made his character Johnson said, "It was an intense what I had gotten myself into. But and realize I was in a college theatre Blake Cooper, a Harrisonburg extremely likable. rehearsal period, but with a dedicated the play is really about the love and not watching a bunch of resident, plays the couple's 13-year- The band, appropriately named cast, we were able to pull it off." between two people. professional actors. old son, Jason. I was impressed by "The Teeny Tiny Band," was "Falsettos" will run at Theatre II The way the actors really got into the maturity of Cooper's singing and amazing. at 8 p.m. through Feb. 24., and there their role and made the scene and his ability to play a difficult Sophomore music major William will be a midnight show Feb. 23. REVIEW their emotions believable was character. His character has to deal Johnson, who plays piano, senior Admission is $4. impressive. with his father divorcing his mother Junior theatre major Michael for a man. Director Melanie L. Neergaard, a Raybould and senior history major The way Cooper portrayed senior theatre major, said she Jim Moye, who play Marvin and Jason's inner turmoil about how to discovered the show four years ago Whizzer, a homosexual couple, were deal with such a situation and his in a book of sheet music and loved it. particularly impressive. To be able to overriding fear of being gay like his Although she realized the subject play homosexual lovers convincingly father was incredible. matter was controversial, she thought is a feat not easily achieved by Cooper said he really didn't do it would go over well on campus. professional heterosexual actors, but any research for the role. "(I] tried to "•1 think students will enjoy it Raybould and Moye succeeded. The think what I would do if I were in because it is different from most chemistry between the two actors that situation," he said. musicals you would see," Neergaard added to the play's effect. Because the play deals with heavy said. "I tried not to focus so much on subjects such as AIDS, Senior social work major Kristin the homosexuality of it," Raybould homosexuality and changing family Tyson, the play's assistant director, said. "It's about what you want and values, one would think it would just said "Falsettos" is about changing that you can't have everything." be too much for an audience to family values and relationships, but He said he approached the role by handle emotionally, but there is a lot not in the traditional sense. speaking with homosexuals to get of comic relief. "I realize that it is controversial, their perspective, but mainly he Senior music major Jim Sluder, but the subject matter still needs to based his interpretations on who plays Mendel, was very funny in be addressed," Tyson said. relationships in general, both gay and his role of the family psychiatrist. JEN KAKER/smff photographer Junior sociology major Johmaalya straight. Sluder said when he first began Hicks, who plays Charlotte, one of » Moye said societal ignorance rehearsing for the part, it was hard Senior Jim Sluder experiences an emotional moment during "the lesbians from next door," said made the play more compelling. for him to develop his character 'Falsettos,' a musical depicting homosexual family life. The the play is about reality and really Originally, the first and second act of because he was doing a lot of illegal musical is showing at Theatre II through Feb. 24. THE NEW

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UMU University Saturday, the JMU JMU will rely on senior infielder Dukes baseball team begins what it hopes Jay Johnson (.333, 3 HR, 54 RBI), '95: 42-17,14-4 will be another successful season. senior jack-of-all-trades Bart Close "We have num- Last year, the Dukes finished with (.311, 5 HR, 25 RBI), Dorsey (.287, the second-highest win total in JMU erous options. A 18 RBI) and Brooks (.266, 5 HR, 27 lot of times in baseball, if you miss history, compiling a 42-17 record and RBI) to fill the heart of the lineup. receiving a bid to the NCAA South one player, the team falls by the "Losing Nehring and Ginder was wayside. We're not in that mode Regionals. big, but I definitely think that some In addition, the Dukes won the because of the numerous quality people, if maybe two people to that players in our program." regular season Colonial Athletic one Nehring, can pick up the slack," Association crown with a 14-4 Brooks said. 2.UNCW conference mark. Anderson added, "It will be Seahawlu Despite all the success of the 1995 interesting to see who comes to the 30-25,11-7 season, JMU still has some forefront as being our main "UNCWhasthe unfinished business, as the program contributor offensively. Somebody's most dominating has never won the CAA tournament. going to do it. I'm anxious to see left-handed pitcher in the league in "It is always the goal of the team who it is. Jason Ramsey [6-4, 2.11], and that you want to win a "We have the ability for a few Bryan Britt [304. 12 HR] is championship," sophomore pitcher/ guys to supply some power," he said. probably the most legit power infielder Greg White said. "It's Significant production could come threat in the CAA." always a goal, and it is one of the from White, a dual-position player AMY SANDLIN/wmor photographer 3. Richmond goals that we have set forth for our who could be in the everyday lineup program. It's definitely a thing we're Kevin Anderson applauds as he looks on at practice Wednesday. after being limited to pitching duties keeping in the back of our minds." Anderson has an 82-36-1 record In his two years as JMU skipper. last year. Competition in the conference team in the CAA, but we are tough to HR, 22 RBI), a solid defensive player The Dukes were among the "UR has a very looks like it will be tough for 1996, beat at home — tough to beat who led the team in stolen bases (20). CAA's best in stealing bases a year good left-handed as several of the teams expect to anywhere," senior reliever Casey But whereas Anderson has ago. Despite the losses of Burks, power hitter in J.P. McCrory [.306], hang in the race until the end. Brookens said. "So they are going to recognized the significance of the Ginder (16 SB) and Bobby Rubin (17 and they have some pretty good "I think the conference is well- have their hands full." departures, he said he has confidence SB), look for JMU to keep opposing returning players." balanced this year. It's probably the The Dukes have suffered key in the players who will fill the catchers busy. strongest team-for-team as far as losses to both their pitching staff and vacancies. "We're not going to change our 4. George Mason equal abilities," JMU head coach lineup. Gone from last year's squad "The key for this year is for guys philosophy; we feel we have very Patriots Kevin Anderson said. "From top to are starter Brian McNichol (8-2, 3.08 who have been role players in the good overall team speed," Anderson 31-25,11-7 bottom — one through eight — you ERA), who led the staff in wins; past to step up and take a marquee- said. "We'll pick our spots with "GMU has the could almost draw the numbers out reliever Mike Venafro (6-2, 2.37 type position," he said. 'Talent-wise, different types of techniques in majority of their of a hat. It's going to be very good." ERA, 5 saves), who led the CAA in we're very capable of doing that." stealing and still play aggressively." team returning. They really came on Various polls have the Dukes saves; second baseman Kevin Junior outfielder Macey Brooks Along with the pitching staff, strong at the end of die year and have ranked anywhere from 24th to 51st in Nehring (.354, 14 HR, 62 RBI), who said, "We're a little younger. A few Anderson listed the Dukes' defense some very talented players." ihe nation, but some prognosticators led JMU in virtually every offensive guys are a little inexperienced; they as a strong suit. This comes as a have predicted George Mason category; first baseman Chad Ginder haven't played many games, and surprise, considering the team lost all 5. Old Dominion University to edge out JMU atop the (.363, 1 HR. 29 RBI), who was they're going to be stuck in a starting of last season's starters up the Monarch* CAA. fourth in the CAA in batting average; position pretty quick." middle. 39-20,9-0* "GMU is picked to be the best and shortstop Donny Burks (.271, I Along with the new starters who "We like our defensive club, and "ODU probably have shown promise during limited it's very true that we're new at short, has the best roles in the past, the team should get second and center, which is very position player in the conference in es take the field.. .* a boost from a highly touted difficult to replace all in one year," Matt Quatraro [C, .371-13-62], and freshman class. Anderson said. "The good thing an outstanding dual-position player! "We've lost a lot of key seniors, about it is we are starting with Corey in Ron Walker [6-2. 3.15. .314], Kevin ga^et but we have a lot of very, very, very Hoch at short and Rusty Lowery at They'll be very good." talented freshmen, guys who are old second. They have been in our •woo 1995 CAA Touraunem enough to step up and be leaders on system and they know what's going Juan Vfir^ey Matey fawk* this team," senior outfielder Juan on." 6. East Carolina Dorsey said. White said defense is a priority for Pirates One freshman who Anderson will the team and that it has looked strong 29-26,5-13 call upon to make an immediate overall. "ECU will havej Ctrey ■//**/ Kuffy Ltweiy impact is outfielder Kevin Razler, Aside from the Dukes' play on the a number of who is penciled in as the starting field, there are other characteristics quality transfers coming in, plus centerfielder and leadoff hitter. that could set the team apart from its they have an outstanding right- "Razler is a good leadoff guy with competition. handed pitcher in Patrick Dunham good wheels and a strong arm," The program appears to be in [7-5,3.28]." Jay Jo[\n4pn •efri4ife Brookens said. "I think he'll be a big good hands with Anderson. In just 77WSS3 improvement for this year's team." two years at the helm, Anderson has Tribe The strength of this squad should a career record of 82-36-1 and has 24-29,2-16 ■Jeft Mo^er rest in the pitching. Despite the led JMU to back-to-back 40-win aforementioned losses, the Dukes seasons for only the second time in "William & Mary have plenty of depth in both the school history. should be much starting staff and the relief corps. And, according to Anderson, the better than they have in the past." "This year, I think we compare players have the mental make-up -vcu favorably to last year," White said. needed for a successful season. Rams "We've got another strong pitching "I like the frame of mind, the 1st year in CAA staff. As a staff as a whole, I think mind-set, these young men have," he Closer fofy Matter DH we'll be very strong." said. "I like the cohesivencss that we i^# "Had probably the Anderson referred to the depth have — they pull for each other even best recruiting Ca*ey Prwkenf fiarl" Cloee and flexibility of the staff as an when they're not playing. class of anybody last year, and they advantage over other competitors. 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Even so, Johnson's teammates are also keenly Bart Close, 1B/C/DH In a sports world full of greedy, self-centered aware of his consistent play and well-rounded Close has basically been a utility money-mongers (see Derrick Coleman and Deion skills. player/designated hitter throughout Sanders), there still exists a sparse collection of Senior reliever Casey Brookens said Johnson is his JMU career after transferring*] unselfish, loyal, hard-working and humble athletes. one of the team's most versatile players who works from University of Michigan three A member of this elite, and often overlooked, well under pressure and has excellent fielding years ago. This year, much will be club will be returning to Long Field/Mauck abilities. Johnson is also one of the team's hardest expected of the senior. Last season, Stadium Feb. 24. To find him, look no farther than workers, Brookens said. he put up respectable power JMU senior infielder Jay Johnson. "In his spare time, Jay's always taking extra hits numbers in limited at-bats, Johnson, a starter since the opening day of his or having guys knock ground balls at him," finishing second on the team with freshman season, is JMU's silent leader whose Brookens said. "He's always trying to make five home runs. His .538 slugging blue-collar workmanship is the backbone of the himself better." percentage from last season is the 1996 Dukes. As much as Johnson may downplay his personal highest among returners. "Jay's a guy who comes to play hard every success and impressive statistics, he needs to play day," JMU head coach Kevin Anderson said. "He's just as well, if not better, for this year's Dukes to Kevin Razler, CF an intense competitor who's loyal to this program ' win 40 games for their third-straight season and Most baseball players start out and to the team." make another NCAA tournament appearance. their collegiate careers by taking a Having worked on his uncle's farm in Fauquier "Jay's a huge role-player for us," Anderson said. red-shirt year. Razler is being County since the age of 9, Johnson learned the "He'll bat in a position in the order that he's going thrown into a starting role in value of hard work, discipline and responsibility. to have to drive in runs for us to be successful." centerfield as a true freshman. He Each day he had to wake up at 6 a.m. and help with Last year, Johnson had no problem at the plate the farm chores, which included bailing hay and will also be expected to hit leadoff. AMY SANDLIN/jf nior photographer with teammates on base, going 40-102 in those Both of those positions are very milking the cows. situations. More importantly, he owned a team-best visible and filled with pressure, Johnson believes the experience helped him Senior Jay Johnson fires a shot across the .420 batting average with runners in scoring especially batting at the top of the become a better player, not to mention a better diamond during practice Wednesday. 4 position. order. It will be interesting to see person. Johnson lives by his words. Last year he led Johnson's coach said he will bat anywhere from how he handles the expectations "It taught me that it doesn't matter what you do JMU with three triples and was second on the team third to sixth in the order this season. thrust upon him. in life," Johnson said, "as long as you put forth the in slugging percentage (.465) and doubles (13). Although Johnson is not viewed as one of the effort and concentration necessary to be Johnson's 71 hits placed him 11th in the Colonial Dukes' most flamboyant players, Anderson successful." Athletic Association, and his 54 RBI were good characterizes his fourth-year starter as one who Casey Brookens, RP Johnson returns for his senior year not to inflate Brookens, one of the team's enough for sixth in the conference. He finished the quietly wins ball games. his statistics and pile up personal accolades, but season hitting .333, improving his JMU career "If you watch for one game. Jay's not gonna three captains, will be the Dukes' rather, to do what he feels is most important. closer this season. This is a position batting average to .319. stand out," Anderson said. "But if you watch for a "The main reason I'm here is to help this team In the field, he committed only 11 errors for a week or two weeks, you'll see a steady, consistent he has been in before; the senior win," Johnson said. "As far as that goes, I prefer to has been both a starter and reliever .967 fielding percentage. player who gets big hits and makes good defensive lead by my actions more than verbally getting guys For his efforts, Johnson earned first-team All- plays. during his career, and he collected ready to play." three saves last year. But he has CAA and honorable mention All-State honors. "He's the type of guy that wins championships." never started out the year as the closer designed, and he already has to battle back from from a shoulder Pitching could be Dukes' edge over CM foes injury that will cause him to miss at by Jerry Niedlialek more starts and to remain consistent. least the first week of the season. Bouch's 4-1 record and 2.52 ERA staff writer last year shows he has what it takes Greg White, P/1B There's an old saying in the to make the transition from a middle- White spent his freshman year baseball world that good pitching reliever to a consistent starter. doing nothing but pitching, making beats good hitting. If that holds true, "We have sonfe relief pitchers six appearances and getting a win. the JMU baseball team should have a coming into starting roles and a few Now he will have many more very successful year. young ones that will step up into responsibilities, as he will serve as With 11 capable pitchers to put more prominent roles," Anderson a dual-position player — a rarity at out on the mound, the Dukes can feel said, "They've just got to try to pick this level of baseball. He last confident about this year's staff and their right spots and are going to played the field as a high school the upcoming season. have to meet the challenge when they senior, batting .475 with six home "Our pitching and defense will get the ball in their hands." runs. He is the opening-day starter definitely be the main focus of the Sophomore right-handers Travis at first base, and when he pitches, ball club," head coach Kevin Harper and Greg White are two he will also likely DH. Anderson said. young pitchers who will need to meet The 1995 staff finished third in the challenge of becoming reliable Macey Brooks, OF the Colonial Athletic Association in starters. Brooks came to JMU as a star, a team pitching, allowing 3.66 earned "Consistency is the key for this two-sport athlete drafted in the runs a game. However, JMU suffered PETER HAGGAKTYIsenior photographer year," Harper said. "We need to keep second round by the San Francisco two major losses after last season. the team in the ball game and give Giants in 1993. Brooks chose not to The ace, starter Brian McNichol, Coach Anderson and a group of pitchers look on during practice. our offense a chance to win the ball sign — the highest draftee not to do who finished with a team-high eight Hafer will be the guy Anderson ability to emerge as one of the aces game. My goal is to build upon last so. However, Brooks has yet to wins, left JMU after being drafted by looks to for "must-win games." He of the staff, despite going just 3-3 season and keep improving." meet his expectations on the the Chicago Cubs in the second started every series opener last year, with 4.15 ERA. White said he is ready to take on diamond and saw his average drop round of the 1995 draft. Closer Mike finishing with a 6-2 record and a 2.75 Anderson said he expects more the challenge of the upcoming year to .266 last season while striking Venafro, who picked up six wins, ERA, and will toss the season opener out of junior Derrick Cook. After and is eager to get started. out once every 3.9 at-bats. Now, as five saves and a team-best 2.37 ERA, again this year. having an impressive freshman year "I'm looking forward to this a junior, he'll be counted on to play graduated. Despite the losses, the "Jeff is a senior who had a fine where he went 6-2, the right-hander year," he said. "We need to with more consistency and will be group appears strong. record last year," Anderson said. "He picked up only one win last spring. concentrate on out-pitching the other looked to for power and run "We feel we have a number of deserves to have the ball." Cook has tremendous potential, team, and the offense will take care production in the fourth spot quality arms, and we want to be in Although the critics expect JMU according to Anderson, and just of itself." position at all times where the pitcher to be less successful than last year's needed time to develop. He has a JMU has also added a few new Derrick Cook, P is better or of equal ability to anyone team, Hafer has high hopes for the strong arm and has been clocked players to the staff. Transfers Eric Cook, a 10th round draft choice we play," Anderson said. "And we 1996 squad. throwing more than 90 miles per Parker (Jr.) and Mike Whiteman of the Cleveland Indians in 1993. is think with the arms we have, we can "We want to win the conference hour. (So.) will add depth, while red-shirt being hailed by Coach Anderson as do just that." tournament this year for the first "Derrick has one of the best arms freshmen Aaron Sams and Jau>n having "one of the best arms in the Senior co-captains Casey time," he said. "We are not getting in the country," Anderson said. "He White will likely gain experience country." The junior has developed Brookens and Jeff Hafer return and the respect we deserve and have has made some great strides and we after a year of development. pitches other than his powerful are looking to have fine seasons. something to prove. We are the best look for him to have a fine year." "On paper, the strength of the fastball and is currently listed as the Brookens emerged as a depend- team in the conference and are ready Junior right-hander Tim Bouch is team appears to.be our pitching, but a Dukes' third starter and possible able arm out of the bullpen and will to prove it." yet another force opponents will have game's never been won on paper, closer. He slipped a little last year, step in as the closer this year. He has Junior Andrew Gordon will again to face this season. that's for sure," Anderson said, but his walks were down and his proven he can handle pressure team up with Hafer to get CAA Bouch pitched the third most "unless you're doing rotisserie strikeouts were up. This could be situations, compiling a 7-2 mark with starting assignments this year. innings on the team, but most of his league. the year he puts-it all together. three saves in '95. Nineteen of his 20 The right-hander started 10 games appearances were relief efforts. 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THE ACCESS FAQ (frequently asked questions) When can I sign up? How does SprintLink work? Service will be available Monday, Feb 26. Sprint provides support 24-hour-7-days-a-week support. JMU has approved a contract with Sprint® to pro- vide high-speed access for JMU students, faculty and How do I sign up? staff that connects your, computer and modem to the Sign up at the interactive kiosks by the Post Internet through phone lines that bypass JMU's modem pool. Office or in Showker Hall. With a credit card, you can sign up over a secured line direct to Sprint® and What does it cost? start your account within hours. Or pay by check and have your account opened on receipt. $13 for 50 hours access time a month, $.50 for each additional hour. There will be a small additional What if I need more information? charge if you want a special e-mail service. A starter diskette package for $10 can be picked up from the A demonstration will be held by the Post Office Bookstore or the copy center in Showker Hall. from 10:00 to 3:00 on March 15 or check info on the Campus Wide Information System (CWIS) THE BREEZE Thursday, Feb. 22, 1996 27 1995 JMU Baseball Statistics (returners only) PLAYERS AVG AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI TB SLG BB so SB-SBA Johnson .333 213 32 71 13 3 3 54 99 .465 11 32 9-18 1996 JMU DUKES Hart man .333 39 11 13 0 0 0 2 13 .333 4 4 0-1 Close .311 119 23 37 10 1 5 25 64 .538 14 24 3-4 Dorscy .287 136 26 39 6 0 0 18 45 .331 17 28 11-15 BASEBALL SCHEDULE Brooks .266 139 28 37 10 1 5 27 64 .460 9 36 4-8 Bulheller .245 159 26 39 5 0 4 22 56 .352 14 34 3-4 Edsell .214 84 16 18 6 0 0 8 24 .286 8 15 2-3 31 East Carolina* Lowery .214 56 8 12 2 0 0 7 14 .250 5 6 3-3 Feb. 24 VUIanova (DH)* 1 p.m. Hoch .208 24 3 5 0 0 0 1 5 .208 2 1 l-l 25 Villartova Matlix .208 77 14 16 6 0 1 15 25 .325 12 12 3-3 Smoker .179 39 2 7 1 0 0 2 8 .205 0 8 4-6 26 at Liberty Apr. 2 Virginia Tech* Floyd .162 37 4 6 3 0 1 3 12 .324 2 12 0-2 29 Uberty* 4 Marshall Borgmann .000 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 0 2 0-0 Koch .000 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 .000 0 2 0-0 6 at Richmond (DH) 3 p.m. 7 at Richmond PITCHERS ERA IP H R ER BB so HR W-L GS CG \PP sv I Dr* Edsell 0.00 1.2 2 0 0 2 1 0 0-0 0 0 1 0 Drexel Bouch 2.52 64.1 64 29 18 22 64 4 4-1 7 1 16 0 Hafer 2.75 85.0 93 37 26 29 61 3 6-2 13 3 13 0 3 afCoIlcgc!Ofl li Harper 3.60 55.0 65 29 22 18 47 2 6-2 8 2 12 0 4 at Coildgc of , 2 p.i 13 at :nmnioa(Dn) Brookens 399 38.1 40 19 17 14 46 3 7-2 1 0 20 3 ildJJ&njfuon Gordon 4.15 56.1 54 34 26 18' 33 3 3-3 10 2 10 0 5 at The Ci Cook 5.23 43.0 44 30 25 16 43 5 1-3 8 1 13 0 6 at Georgia S them-, While 11.12 5.2 4 10 7 14 6 1 1-0 0 0 6 0 7 at Georgia S ithern 9 atUNC-Wil gton (DH i i lary (DH)* Men 's basketball squeak sby E cu 10 atUNC-Wi ion lary by Scott Graham throw shooter to the line for two shots. 13 TowsonSta senior writer McLinton, who had missed all of his three free shington throws of the game, made one of his two shots, 14 Maryland-I Lefty Driesell must have had the men's putting the Dukes ahead 72-70. 16 FREEC iDH) basketball team watch film of the 1995 JMU The Pirates had a chance to win the game, but 17 1) 28 George! football team, as his Dukes have learned to win forward Victor Hamilton missed a three-point in dramatic, come-from-behind fashion. shot that ended up in the arms of the Lott, the 18 HaWord* The Dukes (8-19 overall, 4-10 Colonial Dukes' player of the game. 20 GWrge Washington 3 May 7 at Delaware 3 p.m. Athletic Association) won their third-straight Lott finished the game with a career-high 26 21 at Virginia Tech 3 8 at Maryland-Baltimore Co. 3 P.m. game and first on the road this season by points to go along with 10 rebounds. 9 at Towson Slate 3 p.m. squeaking out a 72-70 victory at East Carolina McLinton contributed 18 points and freshman 23 atVCU(DH) « University. forward Eugene Atkinson chipped in 13 points 24 alVCU i 10 at Rutgers- 3 p.m. With the score tied at 67 with 3:59 left, the in a solid overall effort. 26 Georgetown 3 11 at Rutgers 1 p.m Dukes took the lead for good on a layup by After they trailed the Pirates 44-38 at 14- at CAA Tournament TBA junior forward Charles Lott. halftime, the Dukes took control of the game 27 Virginia* 3 After JMU had built a 71-67 lead, the Pirates with their defense. ECU managed to hit only 28 Maryland* 3 18 hit a three-point shot to pull within one with 22 one of its final 14 shots from the field and shot 30 East Carolina (DH) i 21- at NCAA Regionals TBA seconds remaining in the contest. 28 percent after the break. 25 The Pirates then fouled senior guard Darren For the game, JMU made 47 percent of its Home games In Bold McLinton, sending the CAA's leading free- shots, compared to ECU's 39 percent. •Games broadcast on WXJM (88.7)

Games of the Week Standings as of Tuesday Men Mm £AA iimaii Sunk ninth best in school history and the vcu 12-2 19-8 Lost 1 SKI CLUB second-best time ever by a JMU freshman. Game: JMU at George Mason University, Old Dominion 10-3 15-11 Won 3 24,7:30 p.m.. Patriot Center. East Carolina 8-5 16-7 Won 2 Two skiers qualify for Mid- Sophomore Zakiya Haley's eighth-place UNC Wilmington 7-6 9-14 Lost! time of 58.03 seconds in the 400-meter Outlook: The Dukes surprisingly have a American 6-7 10-13 Lost3 Atlantic Regional Championships dash was also a school record. chance to avoid the play-in game of the George Mason 6-8 11-13 Wool onial Athletic Association tournament. William* Mary 5-9 ?-l4 Wonl Freshman Tanya Locher and junior Jeff Freshman Bethany Eigel won the 3,000 Richmond 3-10 7-16 Lost 2 Vercollone both qualified individually for (10:12.44) and sophomore Karrie Shelton (I some help from College of James Madison 3-10 7-19 Won 2 the USCSA Mid-Atlantic Regional took first in the pentathlon (3,238 points). & Mary, though. The Dukes must Championships. Locher finished second Other top finishers included junior l-cb. 25, W&M must lose Women, CAA Quail Soak overall in the Southeastern Collegiate Ski Tamarra Stewart, second in the 500 three games, and JMU must win Old Dominion 13-0 21-2 Won 11 contests in order to secure the James Madison 9-3 164 Won 5 Confe'rence. Vercollone finished 12th in (1:15.69); sophomore Tara Powers, second George Mason 9-4 15-8 Won 3 the conference to advance to the regional American 7-6 13-10 Lostl in the mile (5:07.64); and sophomore Curtis McCanis lother championships, another stop on the road to Sarah Matthes, fourth in the mile 5-6 12-11 Lostl William A Mary 5-7 13-9 Lostl the national championships. (5:13.01). 1 vocation Richmond 5-8 10-12 Lost2 In the SCSC Championships, Vercollone Former JMU All-America Tiombe Hurd, East Carolina 4-9 9-14 Won 2 finished ninth in the men's slalom event competing for the GMU track club, won UNCWilminjton 0-13 2-21 Lost 17 behind junior Chris Janak. Freshman the triple jump (42-7 1/2). JMU assistant Women Scoring Heather Maffoda finished ninth in the track coach Juli Speights Henner, also a JMU, Feb. 23, 7:30 p.m., Men women's slalom event. former JMU All-America, took first in the 1. Darren McLinton, JMU 2X1 1,000(2:46.08). 2. Cortis McCants. GMU 21.5 tlook: (JMU can't afford to lose this 3.TimFudd,AU 16.8 TRACK & FIELD place in the CAA on the WOMEN'S FENCING 4. Ken wan Alford, GMU 16.7 Women's team has strong d with the Dukes in 5. Bernard Hopkins. VCU 16.4 ■ only real threat to showing at GMU Invitational Dukes gain experience at Women - ide of unbeaten Old Dominion. Both l.KeriChacoaas,GMU 19.4 Two school records fell, and a JMU Junior Olympics GMU and JMU are in the middle of sizable 2. C Machanguana, ODU 17.6 runner met an NCAA qualifying standard Three JMU fencers competed in the U.S. win streaks. If the Dukes are to have any hope 3. KrissyHeinbaugh.JMU 16.1 of making the NCAA tournament, they cannot 4. Justine AJJpress, ECU 150 at the George Mason Collegiate Fencing Association Junior Olympics 5 HotlyRUingerJMU 14JI Invitational held Feb. 18. Monday in Louisville, Ky. The afford to lose any more games. Junior forward Sarah Schrclb has turned it Senior Diana Gilliam took second in the competition was the last qualifying Men 800-meter run; her time of two minutes, tournament for the 1996 junior (under-20) up in her past three games, averaging 18.7 points and 11.3 rebounds. James Madison 76, Virginia Commonwealth 75 10.24 seconds was a school record and met and cadet (under-17) national teams and William & Mary 63. UNC Wilmington 46 the NCAA provisional qualifying standard. attracted the nation's top fencers. CAA Players of the Week Old Dominion 70. Richmond 63 George Mason 100, American 88 Freshman Sara Carpenter took third place Freshman Gabrielle Wilson finished 44th Men Women with a time of 2:16.07, qualifying her for in the epee division. Sophomore Katie Senior guard Darren McLinton, JMU James Madison 85, Richmond 48 the Eastern Collegiate Athletic Conference Sechrist took 71st place, and sophomore Old Dominion 103, Virginia Coramonwealth 43 Championships. Carpenter's time was the Ida Tennant placed 72nd, I guard Julie Sommer. W&M George Mason 63, UNC Wilmington 41 28 Thursday, Feb. 22, 1996 THE BREEZE vAns ^bout Where To r •

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J-M Apartments »7/hr plus SlSO/mo. housing Summer opportunity - Locheam Spring Break - Nassau/Paradise allowance - Largest rental service Application for SGA elections of FOR RENT 434-1847 or 434-3882 Camp for Girls seeks kind, Island, Cancun & Jamaica from on the Outer Banks of North enthusiastic female staff with $299. Air, hotel, transfers, parties President, Vice-President, Two or thro* BR townhouses - 1 1 BR Apt. 5295/mo. Carolina (Nags Head). Call Dona strong activity skills in gymnastics, & more! Organize small group, Secretary ft Treasurer along with 1/2 bath. 2 blocks from campus for application & housing info, tennis, watersports (WSI certified), Honor Council President ft 2-BR Apt 8380/mo. earn free trips plus commissionsl on Liberty St. August or June (800)662 2122. studio & performing arts, field Call (800)8220321. Vlce-Prosldent will be available lease. Anytime, 432-3979. 3 BR Apt. $450/mo. sports. English riding, hiking. Spring Break! beginning February 23 In the or $160/person Teach English In Korea - Positions Outstanding facilities, magnlficient SGA office ft at the info desk. University Place - 3 or 4BR apt. 4-BR Apt. $640/mo. available every month. Bachelor Vermont setting. 20 minutes from Last Minute Specials! Furnished or unfurnished. Apple or $160/person degree required. $18,000- Dartmouth College. Positive 6 Day Bahamas Party Cruise Deadline for applications Is attitude required, prior experience Real Estate Inc. (540)433-9576 $24,000/yr. Accomodations. $2991 March 13 no later than 5 p.m. AH apts. near Cantrell Bridge. is not! Mid-June through Mid- airfare & benefits. Send resume, August. Contact Rich Maxson, Box Sail From Florida! College Station/University Court- One of the closest complexes to copy of diploma & copy of passport 500, Post Mills, VT 05058; Includes Meals ft Parties! 4 or 5BR townhouses. Furnished. MM to Bok Ji Corp., Chun Bang Bldg , (800)2356659. Hurryl Only 10 Rooms Left! 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