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VOLUME LXVI. MAY 26, 1933 No. 28

SUMMARIES COMING EVENTS NEWS FRIDAY, tMay 26.—SCHOLASTIC staff meeting. Editorial Board, 6:30 p. m., general staff, 6:45 p. m.. Editorial University Players Primed for Initial Showing of "Rich­ Offices, Ave Maria Building; Baseball, Purdue, Cartier elieu" on Monday Evening..... 5 Field, 3:00 p. m. Commencement Exercises Will Be Held in N. D. Gym­ nasium 5 SATURDAY, May 27.—Golf, Indiana State Intercollegiate Eleven of Living Laetare Winners Will Attend Golden tournament, Terre Haute; Track, Indiana State Inter­ JubDee at Commencement .—-. 6 collegiate meet, Indianapolis; Movie, Washington Hall, Complete Glee Club Itinerary for Summer Months An­ 6:45 and 8:15 p. m. nounced - 6 SUNDAY, May 28.—Masses, 6:00, 7:00, 8:00, and 9:00 Fitting Exercises Will Mark Memorial Day'at N. D 7- a. m.. Sacred Heart Church; Benediction, for upperclass- Band Concludes Open Concert Series .•... , 8 men, 7:00 p. m., for freshmen and students in Morrissey McGahren Named New K. of C. Lecturer for Next and St. Edward's Halls, 7:30 p. m., Year '. 11 MONDAY, May 29.—Baseball, Wisconsin, Cartier Field, Lencioni and Laivyer Take Bow 12 3:00 p. m.; "Richelieu," gymnasium, 8:15 p. m.; Semes­ ter Examinations begin. FEATURES TUESDAY, May 30.—Baseball, Wisconsin, Cartier Field, "Men About Campus": Tighe Woods and F. Granger 2:00 p. m.; Semester Examinations; Memorial Day Weil ....„..; :._ 8 Services, 8:00 a. m. Washington Hall-Antics Perturb "Voice Readers" 9 WEDNESDAY, May 31.—May Devotions, for upperclass- News of the Week !.:..!.-.;. :...... : :....10 men 7:00 p. m., for freshmen and students in Morrissey A '36er Gives His Impressions of the 1933 Commence-. , and St. Edward's Hall, 7:45 p. m.. Sacred Heart ment Program •....'...... "...... •. .-. 1-5 , Church; Semester Examinations. Behind the Scenes of: "Richelieu" :...'. .16 THURSDAY, June 1.—Semester Examinations. What the Inflation Talk is all About .....17 FRIDAY, June 2.—Alumni Golf Tournament, William J. SPORTS Burke Memorial Course; President's Address to Seniors, Golf team to enter both National and State intercol- Washington Hall, 12:45 p. m.; Baseball, Varsity vs. legiates 20 Alumni, Cartier Field, 2:00 p. m.; Band Concert, Quad­ Michigan Normal is winner, over Notre Dame tennis ,. rangle, 7:00 p. m.; "Richelieu," Gymnasium, 8:15 p. m.; team ;;. ....: ...: ^ 21 Track, Central Intercollegiate Conference Outdoor Meet, Track team outscores Pittsburgh in last dual meet of Milwaukee. season .'...... :.. 21 SATURDAY, June 3.—Last visit to Sacred Heart Church Freshman" and Morrissey win interhall sof tball title 23 for seniors, 9:30 a. m".; Class Day Exercises, Washing­ Baseball team outhits Ohio State to win, 12-4 .2B ton Hall, 10:00 a. m.; Baseball, Michigan State,'Cartier Introducing Arnold Seidl 24 Field, 2:00 p. m.; Alumni Banquet, East Dining Hall, Splinters -(rom the Press Box 25 6:00 p. m.; Glee Club Concert, Washington Hall, 8:00 On Down the Line 32 , p. m. Four The Scholastic

By Tighe Woods

V_>/ NE of the best things about a j'-ear book is question, "Was it all worth-while?" Only the very its general usefulness. Not only does it offer an foolish Avill give in and say that it wasn't. The opportunity to spend valuable time which other­ others will realize that while they may have to wise might be foolishly spent in studying for ex­ struggle for two or three years in poverty, such aminations, but its cover is just the right shade as they never knew before, and while they are to blend in with the chintz curtains of the sun pounding hot pavements only to hear the familiar, porch. That sums up the attitude of present sen­ "We'll keep your name on our files!" at the same iors towards the Dome, but its editors need not time they have something that no amount of suf­ be down-hearted for the seniors are merely fol­ fering can take away from them: a college educa­ lowing an old tradition. Next year you will be tion. just as critical and, possibly, find more faults. As V for the present seniors, don't gripe if you can't find any humor in the satire section, because it is a satire on satire and, of course, is not supposed w to be funny and . . . well, that is getting too deep ASHINGTON HALL, that old lady of for us! many moods, is undergoing a bit of plastic surgery V again. This time it is a new front entrance. In the dim future, when another ice age has receded and archaeologists dig up Washington Hall, they X HE art exliibit at the University library are going to have an awful time trying to place clearly shows that Notre Dame does not suffer it in its proper period. It will all depend on what from a lack of talent in the field of fine arts. The majority of these men are seniors, and will be corner first comes to light. One corner would put wondering what to do with their talent next year. it in the same period with the twelve-story sky­ Perhaps some of them suffer from the delusion scrapers of the naughty nineties, another would that to turn their art into commercial channels is place it in the thirteenth-century France with the to prostitute their God-given talents. They are cathedrals, but we can't imagine what they'll do very foolish. They forget that real art is an ex­ with it if they discover the ping-pong tables in change of feeling, and that there isn't much ex­ Carroll "rec." change of feeling at fashionable exhibits where V would-be aesthetic dowagers gush over their tea­ cups and fawn on the latest young modernist. If W they can get out and bring their art home to the ELL, this is the end — and what of it! people, the masses who can neither afford the We'll let the editorial department shed the tears time nor the money to attend exhibits, but feel of parting and join the Monday Morning Head­ the thrill of a thing of beauty in a really artistic ache Club in saying, "It was fun while it lasted!" poster, then they are employing their talents to A lot of you didn't like this page and some made perform a good. the fact known. We don't intend to take the Dawes "to-hell-with-all-trouble-makers" attitude V with those who didn't. Adverse criticism is some kind of a compliment anyway. We won't bother wishing everybody a pleasant summer because, as i^OME of the seniors have been looking for far as the seniors are concerned, that would be jote already, a good many more are going to be­ carrying irony a little too far. However we would come very discouraged before another month like to offer a parting prayer for our successor,— passes. That is one of the worst things about a that enough things may happen on Fridays, Satur­ depression. It is toughest on those who have days, Sundays, and Mondays so that he will never never had to weather a storm. Many will ask the have to write a paragraph about keeping off the grass. May 26, 1933 Five 'RICHEUED' PRENIER TO MASS, BACCALAUREATE, AWARDING OF BE ON MONDAY EVENING DEGREES, AND ADDRESS TO BE IN GYM Cast Prepared For Its Initial Performance. Mansfield, Van Huisseling And Kennedy, Honored EXERCISES BEGIN FRIDAY "Richelieu," final production of the By "Scholastic" Editors University Theatre, will make its Rev. Charles E. Coughlin Will debut for the student body next Edward Mansfield, Edward Van Give Address; Bishop Noll Monday evening, May 29th, at 8:15 Huisseling, and William Kennedy To Say Mass. on the large, newly-constructed stage were chosen as the three outstanding in the Gymnasium. In addition to members of the news, sports, and fea­ The Solemn Pontifical Mass at 9:00 this distinction, Professor F. W. ture staffs of THE SCHOLASTIC by the a. m., Sunday morning, June 4th, will Kelly, Director, and Head of the editors. The announcement was made be celebrated by His Excellency, John University Theatre, has promised a at the last regular staff meeting by Francis Noll, Bishop of Fort Wajme, modernized version of the original the editor-in-chief. on an altar placed on the recently stage setting. Suitable awards were made to the constructed stage in the University Repeat Play On Friday winners. The honor was bestowed on Gymnasium. The Reverend Charles the students on a basis of ability and Following its "first night" the play E. Coughlin, Pastor of the Shrine of accomplishment on the various staffs the Little Flower, Royal Oak, Mich­ will be given on Friday, June 2nd, at for'the year 1932-33. 8:15 as part of Notre Dame's 89th igan, will deliver the Baccalaureate Mansfield is a junior in Arts and Sermon at this Mass. Annual Commencement Program. It Letters while Van Huisseling and is expected that Governor McNutt of With this announcement the gen­ Kennedy are sophomores in the same eral program for the 89th Annual Indiana, Reverend Charles Coughlin, college. John McCormack, Alfred E. Smith, Commencement of the University, and other notables, present for the honoring the class of 1933, reaches a Commencement exercises, will attend Italian Club Sponsors final form. The Mass, Baccalaureate, the second performance of "Riche­ Movies on Fascist Progress Awarding of Degrees, and Com­ lieu," The public is in^^ted for either mencement Address by the Honorable night. On Wednesday afternoon. May 17, Paul V. McNutt, Governor of Indi­ ana, as well as the production "Rich­ Early this week. Professor Kelly there was shown in Washington Hall elieu" are all scheduled to take place made a few changes in his cast and a five-reel Italian movie, "Anno Non- on the gymnasium stage. The con­ completed the casting of characters no, or the Ninth Year of the Fascist struction of this stage in the gym- from the large group which has been Era," under the auspices of the Ital­ nasiiun assures larger audiences for working for the past three weeks. ian Club. The movie, which was the exercises. Joseph Mansfield will play the role filmed by the Italian government, de­ of Louis XIII, monarch of France; picted the economic development ef Full Programs For Seniors Italy during the nine years of the Howard Fischer is to play Gaston, Graduating students are to be Fascist regime. Included also was a Duke de Orleans, brother of Louis; present for the Reverend Charles L. reel presenting II Duce delivering a Clermont, a courtier, will be played O'Donnell's address, the last visit to brief eulogy of Anita Garibaldi, wife by Tom Proctor. John Masterson, the Sacred Heart Church, Class Day of one of Italy's foremost patriots Hugh Fitzgerald, "William Hoffert, Exercises, The Alumni Banquet, the and military heroes, Giuseppe Gari­ Francis McGahren, Robert Ward, and baldi, during a memox-ial celebration Solemn Pontifical Mass, Baccalaure­ Andrew Hufragel have been added to in her honor at Rome. ate, and Blessing of the Senior Flag, the group of soldiers, conspirators, and for the Awarding of Degrees and courtiers and secretaries. The production was obtained the Commencement Address. through Mr. Giovanni Rossi, Chancel­ Splendid Lines The remaining time on the pro­ lor of the Royal Italian Consulate- gram for the three days of June 2, General at Chicago, HI., and Judge "Richelieu" is replete with splen­ 3, and 4, will be taken up by lunch­ Louis Senese, Jr., of Melrose Park, did lines. For example, there is Jo­ eons, concerts, athletics, alumni meet­ 111. Judge Sense lectured during the seph's "See, my liege—see thro' plots ings and banquets, and class re­ presentation. and counterplots—thro' gain and loss unions. .The President of the Uni­ —thro' glory and disgrace—among versity, and Professor Clarence E. the plains, where passionate discord Examination Marks Will Be Manion, president. of the Alumni as­ rears Eternal Babel—still the holy Issued First Part of July sociation, are expected to address stream of human happiness glides gatherings of the Alumni members. on!" And the Cardinal says to him, According to an announcement to The awarding of medals and prizes, "There is One above who sways the the faculty members, the examination the class oration by James Boyle, the harmonious mystery of the world marks must be in the office of the class ode by Cornelius Laskowski, ev'n better than prime ministers!" Director of Studies by June 10. C.S.C, and the Valedictory by Mich­ These marks will probably be sent ael J. Leding will take place during The world is about to slay itself in from the Director of Studies office by the Class Day Exercises in Wash­ a spasm of righteous indignation— the latter part of June or the first ington Hall on Saturday, June 3 at Arthur Branders. part of July. 10:00 a. m. The Scholastic Eleven Laetare Medalists GLEE CLUB ITINERARY To Be Present At Jubilee ANNOUNCED IN DETAIL Tour Begins in New York and Ends in Chicago. COMPLETE PROGRAM Military Mass, Parade, Visit to Cemetery Mark Dressed in an ensemble of tan and Memorial Day Program white, the University of Notre Dame Presentation To Be Made In Glee Club will leave the Campus June 5, to begin their 14-week concert Gym Sunday Evening; Smith A two-hour Memorial Day program tour. A special two-car section on To Act As Chairman, for the University was announced the New York Central Lines will be this week for next Tuesday, May 30, the headquarters of the traveling By Thomas G. Proctor beginning with a Military Field Mass squad. at the War Memorial door (east Posters showing- the individual Eleven of the sixteen living Laetare entrance) of Sacred Heart church, at members comprising the group have medalists are returning to the Uni­ 8:00 a. m. and concluding with the been made. Each gleester is pictured versity of Notre Dame next week for ceremony of "returning the colors" with the Main Building as a back­ the Golden Jubilee of the award and on the Administration building plaza, ground. Prof. Casasanta centers the for the 89th Commencement Exercise with the University band playing group. of the University. These are: The the "Star Spangled Banner." Honorable Alfred E. Smith, states­ During the week starting June 9, the man, Margaret Anglin, actress, Dr. Band To Lead Parade Glee Ckib will give its first concert in Stephan J. Maher, tuberculosis spe­ A parade to the Community ceme­ the Capitol Theater, New York city. cialist, James J. Walsh, physician and The w-eek starting with June 16, the tery, led by the chaplains and the author, James J. Phelan, business club will be in Loew's Fox Theater, University Band, will follow the man, Charles P. Neill, economist, Washington, D. C From June 23 to Mass, with a military detail com­ Charles D. Maginnis, architect. Jack June 30, the gleesters will be at the manded by Captain Robert B. Rior- J. Spalding, lawyer, Edward N. Hur­ Century Theater, Baltimore, Md. ley, business man, Joseph Scott, law­ dan, visiting veterans, the Notre yer, and Albert F. Zahm, scientist. Dame Reserve Officers' Club, students To Make Movie Elizabeth Nourse, artist, winner of and \asitors marching in that order. From June 30 to July 7, the Club will be at the Earl Theater, Philadel­ the medal in 1921, who is in Paris at The complete program is as follows: the present time, and the other four phia, Pa., and from the seventh of living medalists, Mary Merrick, Ag­ 8:00 a. m.—(Central Standard Time) July to the fourteenth in Loew's nes Eepplier, Lawrence Flick, and Military Field Mass at War Mem­ Newark Theater, Newark, N. J. The Frederick Kenkel, are unable to at­ orial, (East Entrance Sacred Heart following week, July 14-21, the con­ tend the Jubilee. Church) — Celebrant, Rev. Ray­ certs will be continued in the Metro­ mond W. Murray, C.S.C, regiment­ politan Theater, Brooklyn, N. Y. Presentation At Eight O'clock al sergeant major, 320 Train Hq., From July 21 to July 28, Loew's The complete program for the pres­ 95th Div., World War. State Theater, New York, will be vis­ entation of the 1933 Laetare Medal, 8:30 a. m.—Address—^Rev. Frederick ited. Following this, a motion picture on Sunday, June 4, at 8 p. m. in the T. McKeon, C.S.C, Chaplain < 48th short of the Glee Club will be made gymnasium, was drawn up this week Infantry, U.S.A., World War. in New York. 'This Avill take place and is as follows: Processional, Uni­ during the week of July 31. versity Band; Addresses: "The Lae­ 8:45 a. m. — Parade to Community From July 28 to Auguist 4, the tare Medal," Dr. James J. Walsh, cemetery: Chaplains; Notre Dame gleesters will present their program LL.D.; "The Women Medalists," Mar­ Band.— Director, Joseph J. Casa- garet Anglin; Presentation by the santa; Military Detail — Captain at Loew's Orpheum, Boston, Mass. Very Reverend Charles L. O'Donnell, Robert B. Riordan, 489th Field Ar­ From August 4 to August 11, is a C.S.C., President of the University; tillery; Color Guard and Firing split week between Norfolk and Rich­ Response by John McCormack; Re­ Squad—Detachments from Co. D, mond, Va. The subsequent week will cessional, University Band. 152nd Infantry (South Bend); Vis­ be spent in Loew's Theater, Jersey His Excellency, the Most Reverend iting Veterans; Reserve Officers' City. August 18 to August 25, the John Francis Noll, Bishop of Fort Club of Notre Dame — James C. singers will travel to Detroit, Mich., WaxTxe, will preside over this presen­ McDevitt, Commandant; Students where they will sing in the Michigan tation; the Honorable Alfred E. and Visitors. Theater. Smith has accepted the chairmanship The last week in August will be 9:15 a. m.—^Decoration of Graves; of the occasion. spent in Cleveland, Ohio, where the Prayer for Nation's Dead — Rev. This 50th presentation of the famed club will appear either at Loew's or Joseph A. Heiser, C.S.C, Captain Laetare Award to distinguished Catho­ the Palace Theater. From Sept. 1 to Chaplain, 489th Field Artillery; lic men and women of the Lay Church Sept. 8, another split week between Salute —Firing Squad; "Taps" — will honor all the recipients of the Youngstown and Akron, Ohio, is Bugler. Medal, living and dead. Honor to scheduled. The last week on the itin­ them: 1883, John G. Shea, historian; 9:45 a. m. — Returning: the Colors erary will be spent in Chicago where '84, Patrick C.'Kech, architect; '85, Main Quadrangle; "Star Spangled the club will sing at the Chicago (Continued on Pai^e lo) Banner"—N. D. Band. Theater. May 26, 1933 Seven TO DEDICATE WICKHT Father James J. French ARTC0LLECn0NJDNE6 Celebrates Golden Jubilee Famed Wood Carvings Feature Of "Room of the Popes." Bendix Loans Tapestries To Notre Dame Library SINGS SOLEMN MASS By Edward Mansfield For Five Month Period The formal dedication of the Fred­ Hospital Chaplain Observes erick H. Wickett Memorial art col­ A French tapestry group belonging 50th Anniversary Of His to the Vincent Bendix collection will lection of the Wightman art gallery Ordination On Thursday. on June 6 will mark the addition of be exhibited in the University art another group of art treasures to gallery from June to November, the those already in the possession of five-month period of the Chicago Cen­ By Robert Dillon the University. Since the new room tury of Progress art exhibition. Reverend James J. French, CS-C, will be opened on June 1, five days The French tapestries will be here celebrated his Sacerdotal Golden Ju- before the formal dedication, campus as a loan in a special room in the art biele yesterday with a Solemn High visitors during the 89th commence­ gallery, and it is hoped that the ar­ Mass at 9:00 o'clock in Sacred Heart ment will have the privilege of Aaew- ranging of the unusually beautiful Heart Church. Verj- Reverend Thomas ing the rare treasures made avail­ work will be completed in time to be able through the generosity of Mrs. opened for campus visitors during Frederick H. Wickett, of Chicago, Commencement. who esablished the "Room of the Popes," as it is called, as a memorial top surface, the table is truly a sculp­ to her late husband. ture in wood, for all surfaces of the The new "Room of the Popes" is legs and side panels are completely located on the third floor of the covered with splendid carving. University library, south wing, and A small four-poster bed with a is being arranged under the direction canopy, its color and carving in har­ of Dr. Maurice Goldblatt, who suc­ mony with the other pieces in the ceeded the Reverend Gregory Gerrer, room, is perhaps the article which at­ O.S.B.. as director of the Wightman tracts more immediate attention as Memorial art gallery this year. one enters the "Room of the Popes." Five Wood Carving As in the case of the fireplace, its original possessor is not definitely Most of the pieces of the new group determined as yet, but the present are outstanding examples of tho art belief is that it once belonged to of wood curving. Dr. Goldblatt holds Cosmo de Medici. that these articles compose the finest group of wood sculptures in this Coronation Is German Piece country. /Bids by the Kensington Museimi, Viewed from the standpoint of his­ 'London, for the table of Clement XII torical association and splendid exe­ and a carving representing the Cor­ cution of details, the large fireplace onation of the Blessed Virgin were of wood, with its oil painting above refused by Mrs. Wickett. The carv­ the mantel shelf of Ceres, the god­ ing of the Coronation is a German REVEREND JAMES J. FRENCH, C.S.C. dess' of agriculture, is perhaps out­ work. Fifty golden years. standing in the new room. Reaching A Florentine chandelier hangs almost to the ceiling, its dark, an­ from the ceiling of the room, and is Irving, C.S.C, Assistant-General of tique coloring, and elaborate carving, in perfect keeping with the other the Congregatoin of Holy Cross, was together with the rich shading of the articles in it. Two Venetian lanterns, the Deacon; Reverend Joseph Boyle, painting, form a composition of beau­ four French 16th century carvings— C.S.C, of St. Thomas's College, St. ty seldom found. Dr. Goldblatt has two pedestals, a saint's figure, St. Paul, Minnesota, was the Sub-Deacon; not reached a definite decision as to Anne with" the Blessed Virgin and and Reverend William R. Connor, the original owner of the fireplace, the Holy Infant — a figure of St. C.S.C, Chaplain of St. Mary's College, but at this point in his exhaustive Michael the Archangel, and a pair of was the Master of Ceremonies. study into its history, he believes angels carved from wood complete Father French, now chaplain of St. that it was once a possession of Saint the examples of this art of early Joseph's Hospital in South Bend, was Francisco Borgia II, often termed master-craftsman which is seldom Vice-President and Director of Stud­ "the second founder of the Jesuit done now on its former large scale. ies in the University from 1893 until order." Some valuable paintings are in­ 1905. During the greater part of his A table carved for Pope Clement cluded in the new Wickett collection, years as a priest he was prominent XII isMncluded in the Wickett mem­ as well as several tapestry pieces; in the affairs of the University, feeing orial group. Black, heavy, and of among the latter is an English tapes­ a member in the Provincial Council massive proportions, with a broad try approximately 300 years old. (Continued on Page 14) Eight The Scholastic BAND CONCLUDES OPEN MEN ABOUT THE CAMPUS AIR CONCERT PROGRAMS By J. D. Porterfield By James T. Fitzpatrick Eight Selections Included in "No, there are no more bay win­ Nine years, gentle reader, nine dows in Walsh." And the window whole years. If you are familiar Repertoire. slammed down on our inquisitive nose. with the significance of 20,000 years (Haaaah! Were we mortified!) We in Sing Sing, consider nine years at Professor Joseph J. Casasanta wandered forth disconsolate and directed the University band in a drowned our troubles in a Juggler. concert from the porch of the Main But brightening up on page 23, we Building, Sunday evening at 6:30. wandered down the hall and finally This, the last in a series of open air managed to sneak past the doorman concerts, attracted an unusually at 123 Walsh, to gaze at what we had large audience. With much satisfac­ missed. tion to the listeners no amplifying It was a critical minute. Room­ system was used during the half mate Ed Moriarty was trying to cheat hour program. at solitaire while F. Granger Weil The band offered the following was putting on a sweater over his repertoire: head. We picked up the ace and sat down on the clothes-press—^pardon us, 1. Marches chair. And the crisis passed un­ a. "The U. S. Field Artillery noticed, as Weil explained that in March," by Sousa. spite of the overwhelming opinions of b. "On the Campus," by Goldman. the neighbors, the room had been 2. Processional March cleaned up for a week-end recently. "Pomp and Chivalry," by Roberts. Tennis, Fishing, Poetry 3. Motet Extemporaneously, he admitted "Ave Maria," by Bach-Gounod. that he was an Economic major, but 4. Comet Solo, played by Paul Guar- that his major issue of today was a neiri. request for more tennis courts on the TiGHE WOODS "Believe Me, If All Those En­ campus. One thing led to another, The pen is mightier than the dearing Young Charms," by De and finally he admitted that fishing stethescope. Witt. and tennis were his peculiar hobbies, 5. Military March and that writing poetry was his vice. Notre Dame and, although there isn't "Pomp and Circumstance," by Score, thirty-love. much novelty about the place any Elgar. There are two weaknesses in his more so far as he is concerned, Mr. life: a certain one in Port Huron, Woods is anything but blase. After 6. Selection Michigan, his home port of calls; a four years with the Minims and a "The Song of the Drum," by Kern. desire to sleep peaceably sometime sojourn at St. Mary's, Kansas, for a 7. "University Grand March," by until awaking without outside help; like period, Tighe matriculated at Goldman. and blondes. (If that makes two, it's Notre Dame as a freshman five years our weakness also.) ago. Five-year men, as a rule, are 8. "Victory March," by Shea. reticent in explaining just why they Granger is an active member of the are five-year men, so I avoided it in local K. C. Council, and an associate R. T. FitzSimon To Head my talk with Woods as taboo. editor of THE SCHOLASTIC. He in­ Engineers' Club For *33-34 dulges occasionally in hunting, but Medicine To Journalism passes over a certain portion of his Woods encountered some difficulty The officers of the Engineers' Club life very hurriedly when the cog­ in choosing his career. He began his for next year, elected at a special nomen, "Barney Oldfield," is men­ college work in pre-med, but after a meeting last Friday night. May 19, tioned. Pressed for particulars, he prolonged and disastrous struggle are Robert T. FitzSimon, of San An­ mumbled something about Doul and with chemistry, in which our hero was tonio, Texas, senior next year in Munn and nobody being hurt, and re­ put to rout some two or three times, Chemical Engineering, president; turned to a panegyric he was creating he abandoned medicine for journal­ Theodore Hiegel, of Conway, Arkan­ on the joys of fishing. This all may ism, where he is indubitably in his sas, an incoming senior in Mechanical fit in some place with the fact that element. Publicity in this field is his Engineering, vice-president; Carlos he is leaving shortly, waiting only for chief interest. It is difficult to conceive Yriberry, from Arequipa, Peru, a sen­ a few exams, for a trip into Michigan of his timing a person's pulse and ior civil engineer next term, secre­ with the same two persons in pursuit smelling of iodoform, but it is easy tary; Walter Dupray, Mt. Clemens, of fish, but he will not be allowed to to imagine him talking the American Michigan, a fourth senior, of the drive the car. Is there a crystal- public into using Zilch's Lemon Fla­ Electrical Engineering department, gazer among you three readers? vored Hydrophobia Tooth Paste ("It treasurer; junior secretary, Vincent Outside of his roommate, Ed Mori­ foams in your mouth"), or convincing Murphy, of Cleveland, Ohio, varsity arty, "one of the finest guys on the the local student body that the Mono- track man, and at present a sopho­ (Continued on Page 12) (Continued on Page 30) more in Electrical Engineering. May 26, 1933 Nine ST. VINCENT DE PAUL HOLDS LAST NEHING VOICE OF THE CAMPUS All letters to the Voice of the Campus mtist be addressed to the Editor of President McGahren Thanks THE SCHOLASTIC, 119 Sorin Hall. Names must be signed in full. Initials will Members for Work. be used upon request. Raucous Laughter for L. S. ing to L. S. is as music to my ears. By John Walker It proves that the student body is dis­ Tuesday night, May 23, the St. Editor of THE SCHOLASTIC, criminating and possesses a sense of Vincent de Paul Society held its last Dear Ed: (that isn't a pun) humor as regards stupid faces and meeting of the school year. Frank still more stupid cavortings which A Mr. L. S. in last week's "Voice" McGahren, acting president, speaking aren't pseudo - acting. Washington flays what he terms 'social misfits" in the name of the members, wishes Hall conduct on Saturday night is a (i. e., the student body) because their to express his thanks to the student healthy manifestation—^Apius loosen­ appreciative sense of the cinema is body, who have made it possible to ing the ring from his nose. . . . starving while his thrives. To quote: distribute over 3,000 magazines to "puerile w'h i s 11 i n g and jeering" With very best, institutions for the sick. He also prompts him to say that "any normal J. T. F. thanks those who contributed old person who attended the "Cavalcade" clothes which aided greatly in assist­ production of last Friday evening ing the poor, and those who contrib­ must have left the Hall with the feel­ More Washington Hall uted to the mite boxes placesl in the ing that he missed about half of the Dear Editor: various recreation rooms. meaning of the picture." Far be it Although I was not in sympathy Plans have been made for the con­ from me to congratulate the abnormal with the attitude some of the stu­ tinuation of the distribution of mag­ persons! dents took at the showing of "Caval­ azines by the members who will cade," I think I can appreciate their attend summer school. Sunday morn­ I believe L. S.'s fault is a misjudg- ment of values. The moving picture point of view. The sound effects that ing. May 28, members will go to the night were miserable. ~ St. Joseph county infirmary to assist is essentially a moronic phenomenon. the St. Patrick's conference in get­ How can we expect art in a vehicle Whether the machine operating in ting things ready for Mass. which, in the words of George Jean Washington Hall is incapable of re­ Nathan, "removes color from paint­ producing the high pitched tones of Keep Record Of Work ing, acting from drama, dimension the English accented voices, or if it The society is making a scrap- from architecture, the aesthetic from was not operating properly, I don't book of clippings and special work literature," and, so far as most audi­ know. At any rate those who sat done so that the work of the society ences are concerned, clear audibility through the conglomeration of noises in the future may be based on the from speech. could not possibly be expected to ap­ first charities of the local conference. preciate such a splendid picture under P. T. Bamum developed his circus such adverse conditions. The book will be donated by Mr. Mc- until it was a masterpiece of a par­ Fortunately, I saw the picture when Aloon and will be kept by Mr. ticular type of showmanship, but that Bracke. it was downtown. Otherwise, I am type has no place in Carnegie Hall or sure I would have been unable to en­ Plans for next year were discussed the Chicago Civic Opera. Neither has joy the highly significant scenes. so that the work of the society can the motion picture any place in the start as soon as the school year realms of art. So long as the talking Sincerely, opens. picture sticks to burlesque and slap­ F. K. At a meeting of the St. Vincent de stick, well and good, but when Greta Garbo is considered a second Eleanora Paul Society' last week, Tuesday, On "Dome" Critics May 16, Mr. Joseph Hoerstman of Duse, and a third rate Hollywood Mishawaka gave a talk on Christian scenarist a successor to Henrik Ibsen, Dear Editor: charity. The theme of his talk was the situation becomes ludicrous. All THE SCHOLASTIC should be com­ the impossibility of salvation without we may expect of Hollywood is to re­ mended for the stand it has taken on charity. Mr. Hoerstman is the presi­ move obscenity from films and to the Juggler. As you say it is a big dent of the St. Joseph conference, cease attempting to encroach upon step forward in local journalism. art. Mishawaka. Father Korn, 15 mem­ It is indeed unfortunate that you bers from St. Joseph's conference, In re "Cavalcade": does a woman have not a few more issues in which Mishawaka, and three members from becoming hysterical and making to conduct a campaign against those St. • Monica's parish, attended the funny faces imply fine acting? Does cynical few who voice their disap­ meeting as guests of the local con­ a drunkard being funny over a fire proval of the Dome. As always, the ference. wagon instill pathos? Does a cabaret majority feel that the Dome is a very girl's rendition of a blues song cre­ good year book. But the few who do At no time in modem history has ate an impression that life is a futile not feel that way are rather loud in national propaganda been so active gesture? My answer to these ques­ their criticisms. and vocal as at this moment, and at tions is a raucous laugh. (Such as is Perhaps they didn't get their pic­ no time have its effects been so heard in Washington Hall on Satur­ tures in the Dome. manifest in so many parts of the day nights.) Sincerely, world.—Hugh Bailie. The "jeering" that is so disconcert­ J. W. Ten The Scholastic NEW LIBRARY BOOKS WRANGLERS CLOSE YEAR News of the Week WITH FORHAL BANQUET By George Leyes USTED BY LIBRARIAN The basic idea of the Roosevelt ad­ Fr. Cavanaugh Speaks; Install ministration according to those who Philosophy, Economics And Sandusky as President. interpret his policies is a new sense History Among Subjects. of duty of the State to the individual Contained in the new list of books By Louis Hruby and to industry. The underlying received by the University of Notre With seventeen members and their motive in all legislation passed so far Dame Library this week are books of chaplain, Reverend John Cavanaugh, shows a departure from an individu­ Philosophy, History, Economics, and C.S.C, present, the Wranglers in­ alistic laissez faire policy to a na­ Advertising. This list includes the stalled Arthur Sandusky as president tional, planned economy, and a hum­ last books to be received before the of the society for 1933-34, at the for­ close of the semester. mal banqeut held at the La Salle Ho­ anizing of the government by a uni­ tel last Wednesday evening. The oc­ fication of national effort for the Under Philosophy and Psychology casion marked the termination of ac­ common good and new needs of the is a book entitled Sio: Theories of Mind by Charles William Morris. tivities of the honorary forensic ac­ people—the change from an old to tivity society for the closing school Professor Raymond Wood Sellars, of a new order. year. James Boyle was the retiring Northwestern University, is the au­ president. thor of another philosophic treatise, The Philosophy of Physical Realism. Boyle, in his final official address as president, asked the members to New hope is held for the world eco­ On the history list is the new book maintain the zest and energy that nomic conference after the spirit of by Lawrence Wilson Neff, entitled characterized the success of his ad­ cooperation exhibited by Europe in Race Relations at Close Range. Of ministration. At this point in the agreeing to an anti-war pact designed Economic nature is a new work on proceedings Sandusky introduced the to last ten years. In general the pact technocracy, Toivards Technocracy, leave-taking senior members, who is a restatement of previous accords by Graham Allen Laing. for international collaboration, main­ spoke briefly. They expressed their In the advertising group, George ly the Kellog-Briand peace pact, the reluctance to bid farewell, and reit­ Burton Hotchkiss', An Outline of League of Nations covenant, and the erated Boyle's advice to the remain­ Advertisi?ig is given. These books agreement signed last December at ing members to continue the splendid have been placed on circulation by work of this year. Geneva for non-resort to force. The Miss Lawrence, assistant librarian. world does not lack for plans, propos­ Fr. Cavanaugh Gives Advice als or programs. The existing agree­ Father Cavanaugh was the princi­ ments would be more than adequate Professor Bartholomew pal speaker of the evening, and al­ to insure peace if the nations would Announces Engagement though his talk was more or less of a make an honest attempt to carry out general nature, he brought home two the programs already formulated. significant points to the Wranglers. Paul C. Bartholomew, Professor in the College of Arts and Letters, an- The first was, in essence, a caution noiinced his engagement this week to and it was directed to a subject in Incomes and gasoline will take a Mass Mary Agnes Carey, of Salem, which the Wranglers are vitally inter­ fresh tax to raise $220,000,000 to Ohio. The wedding ceremony will ested, namely, public speaking. Brief­ service the Treasury borrowings for take place on June 13th in St. Paul's ly, he advised them to take particular the new public works program of Catholic Church, Salem. care, when, in the presentation of a $3,300,000,000. It is going to be hard Following the marriage the couple speech, they narrated stories that to convince the small income-tax tended towards a jocular vein. "Once intend to go to Mountain Lodge in payer to pay after it has been dis­ the East for some time, returning to you tell a story which is yours', it ' closed that J. P. Morgan and com­ then becomes the possession of all Evanston, Illinois for the summer pany paid no income taxes during session of Northwestern University. the receptive ears present. Avoid its 1931 and 1932. use from then on." Mr. and Mrs. Bartholomew will take up residence in South Bend next fall. Then, branching off to an entirely Even the most pessimisticj are be­ Mr. Bartholomew graduated from new topic, he repeated an admonition the College of Arts and Letters in ginning to admit that the cduntry is he had made at a previous banquet of 1929. Miss Carey attended the Acad­ the society this eyar. "Remember well on its way to recovery. The last emy of the Immaculate Conception at these two things," he said. "You are two months have shown an unmistak­ Mt. Marie, Ohio. members of an organization which able day by day improvemnt, for the professes to stimulate education. The first time since 1929. Mr. Roosevelt is truly educated man never flaunts his getting most of the credit for the re­ GRATIAS superiority in that regard, but shrouds turn of good times since the change THE SCHOLASTIC e.xtends its appre­ it in a cloak of modesty and humility. occurred within two weeks after he. ciation to the capable personnel of Remember, too, that as Wranglers came into oflSce. Many attribute the the Ave Maria printing office for the you have formed an acquaintance with upturn to the new confidence taken splendid cooperation given this year. the men in your group, which is an by business men, inspired by the lead­ The brothers and lay workers alike inestimable asset to success." ership of the president. were ever dependable. May 26, 1933 Eleven

N'GAHREN IS CHOSEN EDITOR HIGH SCHOOL STUDENIS NEW K.OFC. LECTURER SPEND TUESDAY AT N.D.

Kennedy Will Edit "Santa Fr. Mulcaire, Prof. Manion to Maria" Next Year. Give Addresses on N. D.

By iMichael WeidI Tuesday, May 23, the University was host to approximately 700 high Francis J. McGahren, a junior in school pupils of Northern Indiana. the College of Arts and Letters, was The students, who make an annual appointed to the office of Lecturer of tour to some spot of historical inter­ the local Knights of Columbus coun­ est, arrived on the campus at about cil. This appointment along with 2:30 p. m. They were escorted to three others were announced by Wil­ Washington Hall where a program liam L. Sexton, Grand Knight-elect for their entertainment had been for the scholastic year of 1933-'34. arranged. McGahren has been a Knight since his Freshman year at the University Prof. Manion Tells N, D, History and during that time has served on Father Mulcaire, C.S.C, vice-presi­ various committees, such as the house dent of the University, spoke a few committee, the entertainment, com­ Louis H. HRUBY words of welcome which were fol­ munion breakfast committee, and the Cleveland, Ohio, sophomore in the lowed by remarks made by Mr. E. B. Knights of Columbus formal commit­ Wetherow, superintendent of schools, CoUeje of Commerce, who urns nam,ed tee. in LaPorte and Mr. F. I. McMurry, to the editorship of the 193i "Dome" Reverend John J. Reynolds, C.S.C, a member of the Indiana State Board Chaplain of Council No. 1477 during by the Faculty Board of Publications. of Education. the past year, has been reappointed The principal address was deliv­ to carry on his duties for the ensu­ ered by Clarence E. Manion, Profes­ ing year. Father Reynolds, along Patricians Meet And Elect sor of Law of the University, who with being the spiritual adviser of Officers For Coming Year spoke on "The History of Notre the Knights, assists them in material Dame and the part it plays in In­ matters as well. diana History." The Notre Dame Patricians Club The program in Washington Hall Eli Abraham Retains Post held a short meeting in the Classics was then closed with several musical room of the Law Building Tuesday For the third successive year, Eli selections by the University Glee evening, at which they elected their Abraham, a junior in the College of Club Quartet. After this the stud­ officers for the next scholastic year. Commerce, has been appointed to the ents were shown about the campus Richard Bauman received the presi­ office of financial secretary. Before departing to their homes at about dency of the organization while Ray coming to Notre Dame, Abraham di­ 5:30. rected the active council of the Brett was the choice for the secre­ Knights of Columbus, Niles, Ohio, in tary's office. Both men are sopho­ the capacity of Grand Knight. Un­ mores in the College of Arts and Stone Work On Washington der Grand Knight James Collins, '32, Letters. Hail Entrance Completed and present Grand Knight John Ca- hill, Abraham has cared for the en­ N. D. Akron Club Elects A new sandstone trim for the tire financial business of the council. George Moloney President double-door front entrance of Wash­ The Santa Maria, one of the quar­ ington Hall is the latest addition to terly publications of the University a long list of campus improvements The Akron Club at a meeting held and the only university publication in effected' this spring. Three heavy- on Monday, May 22, elected new offi­ its field, will be edited by J. Walter square columns of sandstone, one on cers for the school year of 1933-'34. Kennedy, a junior in the College of each side of the entrance and a third As a result of these elections, George Arts and Letters. between the two doors, support a Moloney will take over the president's horizontal section of the same mater­ Kennedy will succeed Fred Beck- post. Other officers elected were, lenberg. This year the Santa Maria Arthur Conley, vice-president, Wil­ ial, framing the doors in stone of a departed from the standard set up liam Burkehardt, secretary. faint buff color. in 1931-'32 when it was published in New steps of generous width com­ the form of a yearbook. Next year The retiring officers are John plete the outside entrance changes, the publication will again appear as Doran, president, Arthur Dutt, vice- while a sidewalk, laid out in a slight­ a quarterly. president, and Michael Staley, secre­ ly different manner, will perhaps be tary and treasurer. Although appointed recently, these laid in front of the building to make officers will not assume active duty access more convenient. until the beginning of the school retary, the editorship of the Santa year in September. They will be in­ Maria, and that of the Chaplain are It is unintelligent to deprive peo­ stalled with the other elected officers. the only offices attained by appoint­ ples of the possibility of living— The offices of Lecturer, Financial Sec- ment, the others are by election. Adolf Hitler. Twelve The Scholastic

MAN ABOUT FINia 'LAWYER' ISSUED (Continued from Page 8) ANNUAL CANTING TRIP BY EDITOR LENCIONI WILL COHNENCE JUNE 1 campus," Weil holds the all-time open record for consecutive weekends. Local Faculty Members Are This has not been gained in recent Fifty Physical Ed Men To Go Among Contributors. years, but back in the days before To Camp Eberhardt.

By Joseph Bucci A change in the date of the annual The final number of the Notre Physical Education department train­ Dame Laivyer, quarterly publication ing period in summer camp work at of the College of Law, was released Camp Eberhardt, Corey Lake, Michi­ Wednesday, May 24. The May issue gan, was announced this week by features articles by local faculty John A. Scannell, head of the depart­ members and men prominent in the ment. Usually held during the scho­ lastic year, the dates for this term's field of law. field trip are from June 1 to the Professor Joseph H. Beale, of the morning of June 10, when the group Harvard Law School, writes on returns to Notre Dame. "Legal Pedagogy or What Have I?" Gives Leadership Training Prof. Beale is the author of numer­ ous books and articles on Criminal "The object of the field work is to Law, Conflict of Laws and other give particular training in the leader­ legal topics. "Executory Trusts" is F. GRANGER WEIL ship required for work with boys in submitted by Prof. Brendan F. Brown They call him "Barney." summer camps," Mr. Scannell stated. of Catholic University. Prof. Ralph "Five class periods are arranged for S. Bauer of DePaul University, his prime. Fortunately for all future each day, one being given over to lec­ author of various books on Damages contenders for the title he has not tures on general problems in camping and Business Law, contributes an made a record attempt this year. and specific divisions of the work, and the other four being set aside for in­ article entitled, "Negligent Delay Although having a comprehensive Plus Act of God." struction in water-front protection, grasp of the present economic situa­ life-saving, canoeing and boating, Fr. Miltner Writes tion, Granger intends, after gradua­ swimming, trap-shooting, leather tion, to enter the newspaper game. work, archery and the construction of In "Recent Amendments to the He has worked as reporter on a paper Bankruptcy Act," Professor Elton E. archery tackle, and other boy's camp for the past several summers, and ad­ activities." Richter, of the College of Law, con­ mits a liking for the business. His Two years of field work of this siders the efforts of Federal legisla­ greatest enjoyment came from his as­ type are required of the students in tion to alleviate the social dangers, signments to the police beat one sum­ the Department of Physical Educa­ the strained relations between cred­ mer. itors and debtors, brought about by tion. Most of the men take their excessive credit inflation which cul­ From Journalistic Family work during the freshman and sopho­ more years. minated in the stock market crash of Speaking of vocations, Weil ad­ 1929. The writer believes that the mitted that his choice was somewhat "The change in date has been made changes made in the Bankruptcy Act influenced by the fact that both his in accordance with the practice now of 1898 will not render the aid hoped father and grandfather belonged to followed by most schools," Mr. Scan­ for in bringing about social adjust­ the newspaper profession. And so nell explained. ments. ended the interview, with a swell sen­ Approximately fifty men will make ior rushing oif to the tennis courts up the group that will go to Camp Rev. Charles C. Miltner, C.S.C, Eberhardt June 1. Dean of the College ©f Arts and Let­ and your humble correspondent leav­ ing with the thought of five of our ters, contributes, "The Paradox of immediate forbears doctors and three, Law and Liberty." Father Miltner W. C. OToole, »34, Elected nurses; and a tear shed for the future. discusses from the viewpoint of juris­ President of Pitt Club prudence the apparently paradoxical Some day soon, drop into the Port relation of law to liberty. Admitting Huron police station. No matter what William. C. O'Toole, incoming senior that law necessarily imposes a burd­ the charge, you may be assured of a and English major, will hold the office sterling write-up with the byline: F. en of service for the general welfare, of president of the Pittsburgh Club Granger Weil. And probably you will and curtails somewhat the exercise for 1933-34, assisted by James Mc- be very proud of that write-up in the of individual freedom, he proceeds to Craley, the new vice-president, third autumn of life. show that every vestige of paradox year man in Science next term. Mi­ disappears in the fact that the social chael F. Weidl, treasurer, is an incom­ good gained in return transforms and Our democracies, instead of gather­ ing senior in journalism, and Regis thus enlarges the very freedom fore­ ing up the best with charity toward Kelley, 1933-34 sophomore in Arts gone by the individual. This is pos­ all, have, like our mobs, developed and Letters, is the new secretary. sible because the nature and limita­ the worst, governed as they seem to Completion of the elections last tions of man make it necessary for be by prejudice, not imderstanding; Friday, after one of the officers had him to live in society and therefore by selfishness, not sympathy.—Owen been chosen the previous week, re­ (Continued on Page 13) D. Young. sulted in victory for these four men. May 26, 193S Thirteen 2500 "DOMES" ARE GIVEN BRUCKER IS SPEAKER TO STUDENTS EARLY BANQDET CLOSES YEAR AT SCIENCE ACADEMY THIS WEEK. FOR CONNERCE FORUM Approximately 2500 Domes were Reyniers' Technique Described distributed last Monday, Tuesday, Father Fogarty Main Speaker; To Members Monday. and Wednesday, at the express office Prof. Coyne, Toastmaster. in the rear of the Main Building. By Richard Tobin Yellow, pink, and green-colored cards The Commerce Forum held its sec­ Matthew W. Brucker, a senior in of different dates and hours were so presented as to have 400 copies of the ond annual banquet last Thursday the College of Science, presented a evening at the Rose Marie Tea Room. paper entitled, "Mechanized Plating Dome given out in the morning and afternoon of each of the three days. Professor William Coyne acted as in Bacteriological Research" at the toastmaster for the occasion which final meeting of the year of the Notre One hundred books were supplied was attended by about 30 members Dame Academy of Science, Monday each hour. Studets co-operated very of the Forum. night. well in facilitating the rush by having The Reverend James A. Fogarty, The purpose of Brucker's talk was their names already signed to the C.S.C,. addressed the members on the to demonstrate the ease and facility cards and appearing at their right topic of "Catholic Ideals in Business." with which a bacterial culture may be hours. He stressed the point that the Church prepared in its desired dilution and has a definite position, and rightly plated by the newly devised Reyniers "LAWYER" ISSUED so, in the economic situation. The technique. (Continued from Page 12) norm by which all actions, economic This new method which is known or otherwise, must be judged is that as the R-technique, after its inventor to merge his individual with the com­ all men are equal. Our forefathers, Mr. J. Arthur Reyniers, instructor in mon welfare. he said, set up institutions that would Bacteriology in the university, em­ Leo J. Hassenauer, LL.B., '20, of­ best promote their welfare. Some of ploys the newly constructed R-pipette fers "Congressional Legislation Af­ these institutions have been outgrown which facilitates the preparation of fecting Railroad Employees." Mr. but we are still'holding on to them. a culture, and the turn-plate and Hassenauer is a member of the Chi­ We must cut away from them, it was spreader, also devices planned by cago Bar and is author of various pointed out, and substitute in their Mr. Reyniers. articles on railroad labor. Editor- place institutions that will meet the needs of today. Demonstrates Methods elect Thomas L. McKevitt submits a brief eulogy of the late Col. Hoynes. The common technique in media Book Reviews by John M. Crimmins, Stresses Catholic Action preparation by means of the stand­ and Joe Deeb, and Notes by B. R. ard pipette and hand plating was Catholic social action, according to Desenberg and Editor Dan Lencioni demonstrated by the speaker as was Father Fogarty, consists in institut­ complete the list of featured articles. the Reyniers method. ing a form of unemployment insur­ The Laivijer has this year a wider The advantages of the R- technique ance and in having industry imite in circulation than in any other of the as outlined by the speaker are: A ridding itself of some of the present eight years of its existence. The pub­ shady practices that are now preval­ saving of at least 75 per cent in time, lication aifords an opportunity espe­ ent. If industry should fail to do this, greater comfort for the operator, uni­ cially for law students to develop then it is the duty of the state to form plating of the culture, as was further their ability in preparing dis­ bring about these changes. illustrated by projecting on a screen cussions of legal problems. the plates prepared by each of the The Church comes to the aid of methods. labor first, because labor is most de­ The Reverend Patrick J. Carroll, C.S.C, Director of Studies, to the fenceless since it does not possess C.S.C, following the demonstration, following members: George C Blaha, equal bargaining power. The Church . spoke to the members and guests Matthew W. Brucker, Henry T. Gan­ would have laborers unite to better assembled. In his brief address he non, Robert T. Lesage, James P. the conditions, but, if for various complimented the members of the Murphy, Robert A. Nachtwey, An­ reasons they should fail, then again Academy for their work, and also drew E. O'Keefe, Hugh F. O'Neil, it is the duty of the state to inter­ spoke of Science and its contribution Edward D. Quinn, and Richard B. vene and obtain justice for labor. to life. The name scientist, he ex­ Tobin. Father Fogarty warned the mem­ plained, may well be given to all men Among the guests present were: bers that their ideals ^vill meet with who are pursuing rational studies, Mr. Henry B. Froning, Dr. Theodore hard, cold facts when they enter the whether the field of endeavor be Just, Dr. Daniel C. O'Grady, Mr. J. business world, but that they should Avhat is commonly known as a science Arthur Reyniers, and Mr. Donald J. abide by these ideals no matter how or in other lines. Plunkett, of the faculty of the Uni­ trying the situation may be. The Rev. Francis J. Wenninger, versity. Dean James E. McCarthy gave a C.S.C, dean of the College of Science The officers of the Academy for the short address in which he urged and Moderator of the Academy, gave year were: Edward G. Siegfried, those present to uphold the principles a summary of the work accomplished president; Richard B. Tobin, vice- as discussed by Father Fogarty. in the Academy .during the past year. president; James P. Murphy, secre­ Short talks were also given by the Keys of permanent membership in tary; and executive committee, Fred retiring president of the Forum, the. Academy were then distributed Weniger, Matthew Brucker, and Rob­ Francis J. Fogarty, and the newly by the Rev. J. Leonard Carrico, ert Lesage. elected president, John P. Hess. Fourteen The Scholastic

LAST "JUGGI£R" ISSUE EDITOR 'CATALYZER'ENDS YEAR ON SALE THIS EVENING WITH FINAL NAY ISSUE

•••••f-.V.^V.: Commencement Number to be l/j.-rt---*-' Message To Seniors Given In Fifteen Cents. Article.

The Commencement number of the Messages and pictures are the im­ Jugg lei-, wrapped in one of the best portant parts of Editor Frank Jen­ Becvar covers of the year, and slap­ ny's final Catalyzer, the May issue. ping the serious seniors about with In this magazine is an anonymous all kinds of gay abandon., comes forth message to the students of Science in tonight at the reduced price of 15 1933, in which the existing difficulties cents. for employment and the ways in The Funny Fellow, Old Scripper, which the college man can adapt him­ or whatever the kinder critics call self to such conditions are cited. "A him, tosses out a very impressive last habit of mind is the most valuable issue. possession you carry away from col­ lege," says the article. "Continue the Sheedy Contributes college habit and do not worry about There is a bit more of the short PAUL F. MCMANUS the future; look to the present." stuff to liven things up. And the old boy himself has done a very powerful Junior MI the College of Arts and Contains Feature Index and meller drama about the grave Letters, whose appointment as editor Pictures of the Chemists Club and house of O'Neil and O'Neill. The of the 193S-3Jf "Scrip" ivas announced the June graduates in the Science tragedy lies in the extra "L." b]f the Faculty Board of Publications. Department, with degrees, are on Home: Dorchester, Mass. Young Scripper Sheedy has come page three of the book. A special through with a couple of pieces of feature is a Catahjzer index of all verse that make us wonder why he GOLDEN JUBILEE articles written within the past ten didn't start it earlier. Liver and (Continued from Page 7) years of the magazine's existence. Scholaticism are the complaints. Editor Jenny recalls memories, and Bill Dreux, another of the droll re­ philosophizes a bit in his editorial and the General Council of the Con­ tiring seniors, takes off the Time "Notre Dame." "To be a,leader in gregation of Holy Cross. style in his own amusing way. the unravellings of science, to be a Father French's home was in St. brilliant engineer — yes, these are Adolf, the salesman unique, is pres­ Joseph, Missouri. He entered the yearnings," says Jenny, "but first of ented as one of the men who makes Novitiate at Notre Dame in 1878, all to be a Notre Dame man is our the old joint what it is. And as a after completing his studies at the aim." personality Adolf is right there. College. Following his ordination in Other points of interest are the 1883 he was made President of St. child life of Babe Didrikson and a Joseph's College in Cincinnati. He "Trouble in Paradise" To very intimate portrait of a great returned to Notre Dame in 1887, Be Shown Tomorrow Night campus lover. having been appointed Superior of Becvar's Last Appearance Holy Cross Seminary, a post which The last movie of the year will be given in Washington Hall tomorrow Becvar, Doyle, Singson, Beaulaur- he held until 1893. He received his night at 6:30 and 8:20 p. m. The ier, and the Prezebel caricatures Master of Arts degree in 1890 from the University. He was re-appointed feature is the Lubitsch - directed brighten the last effort artistically. Superior of Holy Cross Seminary in "Trouble in Paradise" with Herbert All in all it's a very ambitious last 1906 for another term of six years. Marshall, Miriam Hopkins, and Kay issue. McCabe doesn't seem to mind Francis. the heat. And if the Editors of other Father French organized the Mis­ college magazines liked his Juggler sion Band in 1912, and was its supe­ at a quarter—^well, it's on sale at 15 rior for most of the eighteen years Express Notice cents. he was engaged in that work. The The Express company will have arduous work of the missions took representatives at the office in the him from coast to coast and into rear of the Main Building, at the Notice many parts of Canada. Of later The Lost and Found Department Book Store, and in the rear of years most of his work was done in Alumni Hall on May 29, 31, and will close June 5. Uncalled for goods the States of Massachusetts, New June 1, between the hours of 8:00 will be disposed of for the benefit of York, and New Jersey. He retired be­ a, m, and 5:00 p, m, the poor. cause of ill-health in 1930, and was Found: Expensive wrist watch. appointed to the chaplaincy he now teen years ago because of his sug­ occupies. gestion, and he is a constant advocate Notice! Father French's fifty years in the of daily Communion, Because of his All freshman, sophomore, and jun­ priesthood have been golden years, work in the Priests' Eucharistic Con­ ior members of THE SCHOLASTIC staff and students have much to thank him gresses he is widely known among the are asked to attend a brief meeting for in their present spiritual advan­ clergy and hierarchy. As a mission­ at 6:45 tonight in the editorial offices. tages. Student adoration began thir- ary he is nationally known. May 26, 1933 Fifteen 11LAETARE MEDALISTS A Freshman Looks At The WILL AHEND JUBILEE (Continued from Page G) Comtnencenient Program By A '36er Elizabeth A. Starr, art critic; '86, General John Newton, engineer; '87, Edward Preuss, publicist; '88, Patrick The Commencement Program! over one side,—^which is not academic V. Hickey, editor and founder of the Hmmmm ... I thumbed through I am told—the gown billowing out be­ Catholic Revieiv; '89, Anna Dorsey, the last issue of THE SCHOLASTIC. I hind me. Abruptly I tore myself novelist; '90, William J. Onahan, or­ started, for the first time, to read away from my reverie. I began read­ ganizer of the First American Catho­ that forbiddingly lengthy list which ing the print before me. "Alumni lic Congress; '91, Daniel Dougherty, constituted the Commencement Pro­ Registration." Yes, the fellows I knew orator; '92, Henry Brownson, philoso­ gram. To be frank right from the now as Sophomores would be return­ pher and author; '93, Patrick Dona­ start, I had very few impressions. ing, many of them at least. How hue, founder of the Boston Pilot; '94, Perhaps I felt under pressure to reg­ great it would be to hear from them— Augustine Daly, dramatic producer; ister some, most likely that wasn't to listen to their experiences. '95, Mrs. James Sadlier, novelist. the case. At any rate, I started in Recalls High School reading it ... I was impressed with Winners From '96-'32 the injection of the baseball game in I absorbed with much interest the '96, General William Rosecrans, the first day's rites. I thought this a activities of that first day, and I was soldier; '97, Thomas Emmet, physi­ commendable thing. The effect of the half way through the second when I cian; '98, Timothy Howard, jurist; '99, second day's outline on me? Well, I sighted the words, "Class Day Exer­ Mary Caldwell, philanthropist; '00, did get a distinct thought when I read cises . . . Washington Hall." I re­ John Creighton, philanthropist; '01, about the Alumni Golf Tournament. called the high school graduating pro­ William Cochran, orator; '02, John B. For my mind wandered to the passage gram—it contained no such item. Murphy, surgeon; '03, Charles Bona­ in "Splinters from the Press Box" Here, indeed was something I had parte, lawyer; '04, Richard Keams, which stated that Larry Moller shot never experienced. A longing rose up diplomat; '05, Thomas Fitzpatrick, a par 72 in that tourney last year. within me to be among this class—to philanthropist; '06, Francis Quinlan, And then, in reading the last day's participate in the Class Day Exer­ physician; '07, Katharine Conway, activities, I was merely perplexed in cises. Then truly, came the realiza­ journalist and author; '08, James discovering that no mention had been tion of the work which lay ahead of Monaghan, economist; '09, Mrs. Fran­ made of the reunion of the Laetare me before this desire could be ful­ ces Tieman, novelist; '10, Maurice Medalists. filled. The ghosts of upperclass pro­ Egan, author and diplomat; '11 Ag­ fessors, hard, unflinching, passed be­ nes Repplier, author; '12, Thomas M. Three Years More fore me. Mulry, philanthropist; '13, Charles Heberman, editor; *14, Edward White, As I looked at the top of the col­ But now, I no longer saw the Chief Justice U. S. Supreme Court; umn, I saw written, "Commencement page below me; I glanced feverishly '15, Mary V. Merrick, philanthropist; Program issued in Complete Form." at the calendar over the desk—May '16, James J. Walsh, physician and A flood of thoughts overran my brain. 23rd! "The examinations" I reflected author; '17, William Benson, admiral Ah! it won't be long now. The first —"the examinations are less than a and chief of naval operations; '18, year is already well behind me, three week away." My brow furrowed, cold Joseph Scott, lawyer; '19, George Du­ more to go. The pleasing picture of sweat stood out on my forehead, as I val, philanthropist; '20, Lawrence myself treading up the steps to re­ groped for my notebook. For maybe Flick, physician; '21, Elizabeth ceive my diploma flashed before me ... if I didn't barrel in ... I might Nourse, artist; '22, Charles P. Neil, —black cap and gown, the cap cocked never get a chance to graduate. economist; '23, Walter Smith, lawyer; '24, Charles Maginnis, architect; '25, Albert Zahm, scientist; '26, Edward Hurley, business man; '27, Margaret Vince Fehlig Is Elected Brias Becomes La Raza Anglin, actress; '28, Jack Spalding, President of St. Louis Club Club President For '33-'34 lawyer; '29, Alfred E. Smith, states­ man; '30, Frederick Kenkel, publicist; '31, James J. Phelan, business man; Vincent Fehlig, '34, for the past In a meeting last week, the La '32, Stephen J. 'Maher, tuberculosis two years a member of the varsity Raza Club of the University elected specialist. golf team, was elected president of its officers for next year. Leopold the St. Louis Club for the 1933-34 Brias, a junior v,-hose home is in school year at a meeting of the club, Spain, was elected president. Carlos Craine New Detroit Prexy Monday evening in the Law Building. de Landero, a junior from Mexico, Fehlig succeeds Roland Dames in the Clyde Craine, a junior in the Col­ was elected vice - president, while presidency. lege of Arts and Letters, was elected Miguel Y'riberry of Peru, and Ganzalo president of the Detroit Club at a Albert Ravarino was elected to the Valdes, of Spain, were elected secre­ meeting held Monday night in the Law vice-presidency, made vacant by the tary and treasurer respectively. Building. Other officers selected for election of Fehlig, who had held the At the same meeting, the soccer next year are: Norman Fredericks, oifice this year, to the higher position. team named Gonzalo Valdes as their vice-president; Thomas Stringer, sec­ Peter Viviano was re-elected secre­ captain for the coming year, and retary; and John Annas, treasurer. tary-treasurer of the organization. Miguel Yriberry as manager. Sixteen The Scholastic Producing "Richelieu" Is COnNENCEHENT NONBER "Little Theatre" Project OF 'ALUMNUS' RELEASED Plans For Reunion of Alumni By Mitchell C. Tackley Are Announced. Notre Dame's University Theatre And so the play goes on, act after is being in reality "Little Theatre." act. Every glimpse must be closely Included in the May issue of the Everything from the building of sets, connected with the preceding one. Notre Dame Alumnus, are articles a stage, the importing of furniture, Every character must be acute in his concerning the eighty-ninth Com­ designing of costumes, and the rou­ part. The cast must all work toward mencement exercises at the Univer­ tine of rehearsals, is in progress for a definite goal: that of transporting sity, data on the reunions planned, the French drama, "Richelieu." The the audience to conspiring France, and interesting information concern­ University Players are presenting a four centuries in the past. ing Father Coughlin, Al Smith, John McCormack, Hon. Paul V. McNutt, play that has lived for years, as a Classes Cooperating fitting climax to their year's activi­ and Dr. James J. Walsh. ties. The production staff as well as the several drama classes in the Univer­ Editor Armstrong, who is secretary Carpenters are busily at work in sity Speech department are cooperat­ of the Alumni association, has care­ the gym building a stage that will ing with Mr. Kelly in making "Riche­ fully outlined the programs that will equal in size that of Washington Hall. lieu" a success. Information on six­ be offered for the entertainment of The new stage will have a full size teenth century dress, furniture, cus­ the alumni. Instructions regarding rostrum and will be equipped with the toms, and habits has been studied and housing, addresses, and sports, are necessary footlights, overhead lights, tabulated for use in the production. given. and proper pulleys and ropes for the Under the section devoted to alum­ hanging of curtains. A new set of Another phase not being overlooked ni clubs, a complete account' of the drapes, back drops, and both exterior is the careful lighting system that and interior sets will be used by the will be employed. The electricians various celebrations by Notre Dame University Theatre. are experimenting with light effects clubs on Universal Notre Dame night in order to determine what combina­ is presented. One-Line fillers between Characters In Making tions will show up best on the bril­ each article urges the alumni to In Washington Hall, under the su­ liant costumes which will be used. "come back for commencement." pervision of Professor Frank Kelly, Glancing in on the last rehearsal Announcements concerning the re­ the players are rehearsing nightly for before the opening, one can see a cent trip of Dean McCarthy to the the' scenes that will depict the in­ world of progress since the players East, the founding of the new Mee- trigue of the sixteenth century in first picked up their lines to begin han scholarships, the retention of the France. Cardinal Richelieu, Louis the long grind of rehearsals. The present athletic heads, as well as a Xin, and the Duke of Orleans are in play is no longer a group of scenes, complete athletic section by Joseph S. the making. The cardinal walks acts, glimpses of a story; it is one Petritz, are the remaining features about from one side of the stage to continuous piece, sharp in characteri­ of the magazine. the other, muttering lines, correcting zation and accurate in reproduction. inflections of his voice, and gradually It is Monday night in a transformed living the part of the great French Auditorium. The curtain is rustling O'Toole Sends Gov't. Plans figure. King Louis finds it difficult back and forth in unison with a light to Mechanical Drawing Dept. to stoop with age, to talk with an breeze. The band strikes up "Vive effort, and to assume a countenance of Le Roi"; the footlights come on full, royalty. Charles O'Toole, who receives his and the curtain parts. The show is degree in Civil Engineering from Director Kelly stands at the rear ready to go on! Notre Dame in 1933, has sent to the of the auditorium watching, listening Mechanical Drawing Department a to the actors shaping themselves in­ Joseph Hayes Chosen New set of United States Government to their respective parts. Now and \ President Of A. S. M. E. plans. The drawings, which will be then he stops the show, analyzes the used for purposes of study, cover in situation on the stage, and together detail the construction of a lock in with the cast, works out the most Joseph I. Hayes, a junior in the the Allegheny River outside of Pitts­ effective interpretation. Only by rep­ College of Engineering, was elected burgh, Pa. etition can the players learn to think, president of the Notre Dame branch act, and speak as their characters of the American Society of Mechani­ The plans come directly from the would. cal Engineers at the meeting of the Pittsburgh Office of the United States Corps of Engineers, who are in Hour after hour the cast rehearses society held recently. charge of construction, and with tirelessly. Handsome De Mauprat, Hayes succeeds David E. Troy as whom O'Toole is affiliated. There are darked in his black velvet suit and president. Other officers elected at 109 plates, all of which are one-half high satin slippers is saying, "Was the meeting are: Eugene Witchger, scale reproductions of the original fate ever like mine? So, blest and vice-president; Wesley Strehl, secre­ yet so wretched." The gay De Mau­ tary; and William F. Escher, treas­ drawings. As the plates indicate, prat must learn to act downcast, to urer. Witchger and Strehl are sopho­ many basic principles of Civil, Elec­ show the audience that he is in low mores, and Escher is a junior in Me­ trical and Mechanical Engineering spirits. ,^y chanical Engineering. are called into play.

X~ May 26, 1933 Seventeen BROTHER BARNABAS IS Inflation Move Seems to HONORED IN TORONTO Feature Talk, Not Action Canadian Groups Pay Homage By Robert E. Gelhouse to Famed Welfare Worker. Inflation, inflation, everywhere but banking holiday has cleared the dead The Knights of Columbus of To­ not a buck to spend! Inflation is in wood out of our financial organiza­ ronto, Canada, recently held a "Re­ the air. The newspapers and radio tions and has given stability to all membrance Day" meeting in honor have scattered it country-wide. Every­ types of industry. All' of these fac­ of Brother Barnabas of the Christian one chatters excitedly about the good tors have aided the present rally but Brothers, who died four years ago, times ahead. An optimism, even none of them are inflationary meas­ after a life wholly dedicated to the stronger than spring fever, has be­ ures. uplift of the under-privileged. come almost universal; and such a In its simplest form, inflation is welcome change it is from the three any substantial increase in the total The gathering brought together long-faced pessimistic years since representatives of the Catholic, Prot­ of the money and credit of a nation. 1929, years of job losing, salary cuts, It puts into the public hands more estant, and Jewish organizations of and soup lines. Toronto that are interested in social currency; it puts more deposits into welfare work, chiefly in that part But with all the headlines and the banks; it means a betterment of which deals with boy guidance. cheery conversations most of us find price levels; it acts as a spark in starting business activity; it furnish­ Brother Barnabas organized the our pockets just as dollarless as they es new employment; it creates buying Lincoln Agricultural School, at Lin- were last fall. Few of us have bene­ power and stimulates ^consumption; colndale. New York, which gives ag­ fited materially. Some, it is true, and finally, it makes the pasrment of ^ ricultural training to friendless boys. have been called back from the vaca­ debts easier. He was a charter member of the Na­ tion that began ages ago; others have gleefully watched 4;hose ten shares of tional Conference of Catholic Chari­ President Given Power ties, serving as vice-president in 1921. Standard Oil or Radio double in He served on the Advisory Committee market value; and still others have Truthfully, there has been no on outdoor recreation called by Presi­ watched wheat rise thirty cents a actual inflation in this country. Bills dent Coolidge in 1925. bushel. Small in number, however, have passed Congress and have been are the beneficiaries of inflation com­ signed by the President giving the Given Honorary Degree pared to the multitude of destitute chief executive the power of inflation Under the auspices of the Knights or near-destitute demanding relief. by several means but, as yet, no use has been made of these powers. In­ of Columbus, he was instrumental in Inflation 3Iust Be Slow establishing a course of training at flation must be handled cautiously The inflationary process is slow. the University of Notre Dame for and President Roosevelt will not hur­ men who are interested in the direc­ That is the only safe method. A too riedly invoke a plan which might tion of Boys' Clubs. In 1929 Brother rapid movement can be extremely prove disastrous. Barnabas was awarded the Doctor of disastrous, as was taught by the Three important inflationary pow­ Laws degree by the University of Gei-man currency escapade of ten ers have been placed in the hands of Notre Dame for his outstanding con­ years ago. Remember, it has taken the President. The first is the issu­ tributions to boy welfare and the so­ over three years to raze that mam­ ance of three billion dollars worth of cial service field. On this occasion moth financial heap of 1929. Con­ government bonds to be sold by the the first class of the Knights of Co­ struction is a more tedious process Federal Reserve system, the proceeds lumbus Boy Guidance students re- than destruction. We must expect to be used in a gigantic public works ecived degrees of Master of Arts from any upward movement to take a building program. The second is the Notre Dame. number of years to return the coun­ issuance by the treasury of three try again to those comparatively se­ It was decided at the meeting that billion dollars in "green-backs." rene and peaceful days of Coolidge an interdenominational committee Should the Federal Reserve be unable Prosperity. should be appointed to consider erect­ to absorb the huge issue of govern­ ing a memorial in honor of Brother Commodity prices, security prices, ment bonds, this means is to be em­ Barnabas. and employment have all increased in ployed. The third presidential power the past two months. Have we infla­ allows the reduction of the amount tion to thank for this? Examination of gold in the dollar up to fifty per Fifty Men Attend Annual will show differently. Anticipation cent. This method will be used in Engineers' Picnic Saturday of inflation has been the main factor connection with the return of the contributing to stock market activi­ dollar to the gold standard. The annual Engineers' picnic last ties. A forecast of smaller farm The President can make use of one Saturday at Christiana Lake, with crops has given impetus to rising or of all these powers as he sees fit. about fifty members and guests in at­ grain prices. A general shortage of In nature they are emergency meas­ tendance, was the last of the club's all manufactured goods in the hands ures and will be employed only to organized activities for the year. of retailers has caused a rising de­ hasten our financial and industrial Water sports and athletic contests, mand and higher prices for all com­ recovery. They are the yeast that topped off by the traditional picnic modities. Wages and employment will be applied to our dormant insti­ spread, occupied the relaxing engi­ have increased because of the higher tutions, in order that they will ex­ price level and the demand for com­ neers during their day of leisure at pand, earn profits, and place money modities. In addition, the general the lake. in pockets so long empty. Eighteen The Scholastic COLLEGE PARADE

"HAVE YOU HEARD?" ons for the increase in the number of bald In the catalogue of man's vices there is one heads," said Dr. Lawrence Oliver of Harvard. which is perhaps practiced more and at the same time is given less serious consideration OR LEGS EITHER than any other, and that is gossip. Students at Glasgow University, following It seems to be inherent in every man's in the footsteps of the Oxford Union, have nature to make idle talk about the misfortunes, decided they will not bear arms in case of war. the shortcomings, and the faux pas of his fel­ low, regardless of how great or trivial they may RELIC-ATED be. A single fact, insignificant though it may The Pennsylvania state highway patrol be, is usually sufficient to put the machinery of recently confiscated twenty-five cars owned gossip into motion, and then rumor is all that is by students of Lehigh University and classified needed to keep it going. them as "relics unfit to operate on public Nations and individuals alike have been streets." influenced, have been destroyed by this ava­ lanche which may be started by a pebble, a THE ROAD TO KNOWLEDGE grain of dust. Its victims may be innocent of any wrong, or they may be guilty of the black­ Statistics show that men at Dennison uni­ versity who drove cars on the campus last year est sins. But there is no discrimination what­ made grades 26 percent higher than those who ever, they are unable to defend themselves, and walked. the innocent naturally suffer the most. Unfair and cruel as it is to those who are MISTAKEN IDENTITY the object of gossip, the ones who indulge in it are also affected. Not only does it rob them of Hazing has been discontinued at Lincoln time which might well be invested in worth­ Memorial University in Tennessee since one of while activities, but ultimately it so poisons the younger professors was thought to be a their souls that it makes them devoid of human frosh at a recent demonstration. sympathy and understanding. Their thoughts become as shallow as their words. Then too, NEW RATIO there are those words of the Master which An entirely new form of insurance has been have stood as a warning against gossip through introduced at St. Thomas college, St. Paul. For the centuries: "But I say unto you, that every 25 cents, the students may take out a policy idle word that men shall speak, they shall give against being called on in class. If the professor account thereof in the day of judgment." calls on them they are able to collect five Mistakes figure prominently in every man's dollars. personal economy. Making mistakes and recti­ fying them takes up a large part of one's life, HONORARIUM! and gossip only serves to make the burden of Coeds at Ohio State nominated James Mont­ one's errors all the heavier.—Manitou Messenger. gomery Flagg, noted artist for a degree of "B. S." (Bad Sight, not Bachelor of Science), when OPTIMISM TO PESSIMISM he declared that "all the ugly girls go to Seniors at many colleges and universities, college." who have been suffering the standard query— "Are you going to graduate this June?"—are SAY! beginning to change their standard answer The yo-yo craze has hit the coast again, from "I hope so," to "Yes, I'm afraid I will," according to reports from Washington State says the Michigan Daily. College (Pullman, Wash.) and anyone who cannot make the yo-yo climb the string at least MORAL: LESS WANDERING 573 times without stopping, and do a couple "The Collegiate habit of wandering about of fancy stunts besides, is considered a great the streets without hats is one of the big reas­ big sissy. May 26, 1933 Nineteen EDITORIALS

N= D, ON PARADE ture of the sensation that comes over a student One of the sad things about running the af­ as he gets into a cab and realizes that he may fairs of a university is the fact that no matter never see Notre Dame again, we can say a prion how efficient and exemplary the administration that we would just as soon not experience it. itself is, the school is inevitably judged by the We have come across several individuals who men it turns out as graduates. Notre Dame, for are constantly amused by the admission of their instance, may do her very best, but three or four fellows that they are going to miss Notre Dame students let loose on the outside can, in a very few immeasurably. Their kind is well known. They minutes, make a rather unwanted impression. have that studied cynicism, that inexplicable cal­ Take the case of the lone Notre Dame man lous to emotion, which might be traced to too from the town of two thousand. The populace many John Barrymore movies. Somehow these knows only that we have a hard schedule next stoics believe that to get sentimental fall, and that John So-and-So, one of their own, about such a thing as a university is nothing but is studying here to be a chemist. When John an effeminate outburst. To say you do not care comes home he is on display. Everybody watches when maybe you do is the part of the man. These the college boy. People debating whether to send people are among the verj^ few things at Notre their own children away the following year take Dame that we will not miss. a side look at John to see how he is getting on at In handing over THE SCHOLASTIC to our suc­ Notre Dame. cessors we will have to refrain from listing the If he can answer all the questions, Notre Dame many things that have made our life here this is a great place. If he is guilty of anything the year so livable. One phase of our activity in least bit off-color Notre Dame has slipped up. If Notre Dame journalism, however, demands a lit­ he is guilty of anything away off color.... tle comment; and that, our associations while at work. Whether it is fair to Notre Dame to make every one of its inhabitants an ambassador is not We will always marvel at the fidelity of the the point. People do, and as narrow and lop-sided average man-on-the-staff. He was continually as public opinion frequently is, it means a great asking us what else he could do. No distance was deal. The summer is here and Notre Dame will too far for him if we needed a picture or a story: soon be on parade again. Wlien our own actions He was the backbone of our little group, the sine connote so much to other people there must be a qua non of a regular Friday afternoon edition. He genuine responsibility that goes with the boast undoubtedly considered himself profiting by the that is heard the world over: "I'm a Notre Dame chores at hand, but his willingness was consti­ man. tuted of stronger stuff than desire for personal gain. He worked when ,no promotions were in V sight, and worked harder when promotions went to others. CURTAIN The present issue is the last of the 1932-33 And so we take our leave, not much impressed SCHOLASTIC. To. many people the announcement by the fact that we know how to write a headline, will be just one of those things that happen every or how to make up a page of type, but decidedly year. To an editor it means infinitely more. It more conscious of the examples that others have indicates first of all, and most of all, that his col­ set, and the friendships they have so magnani­ lege life is over. Without knowing the exact na­ mously offered. Twenty . The Scholastic ATHLETICS Golfers To Play In Nationals

Irish Entered In IntercoUegiates; WISCONSIN TEAN BEATS Play For State Title Tomorrow lARAZA SOCCER SOUAD award, rather than on an extra 36 Five Men Leave in Quest of holes as was the original arrange­ Badger Eleven Hands N. D. its ment. Indiana Links Title; Four First Defeat of Year, 2-1. The record of the Irish in state Named for Team Play. and national play during the brief By Roy Scholz life of intercollegiate golf here has By James S. Kearns been little short of sensational. In The International Club of the Uni­ 1930, the first year of the team, they versity of Wisconsin last Saturday For the third time in the four won from the La Raza eleven by a years that golf has heen a recognized won the Indiana team title with a four-man total of 647. Bill Redmond 2-1 score after ninety minutes of intercollegiate sport here, Notre whirlwind playing. Time and again Dame will be represented in the Na­ won the individual championship with Fran Beaupre and Larry MoUer the Wisconsin forwards advanced al­ tional Intercollegiate tournament this most to the goal of the La Raza team, summer. This year's collegiate links finishing second and third. In the National tourney at Oak- only to lose control of the ball and classic will be held in Buffalo, N. Y., in turn be hard pressed by the Notre from June 26 to July 1. Announce­ mont in Pittsburgh that summer the team finished fourth with a total of Dame forwards as they swept down ment of Notre Dame's entrance was the length of the field in neat passes 767. Larry Moller was a medalist in made this week by University ath­ and combinations. letic authorities. the qualifying roimds and went to the The Wisconsin goalie was pressed Captain John Montedonico's fine finals of" the individual play where more often than the Notre Dame stroking team is facing its final test George Dunlap of Princeton defeated goalie, but the La Raza shots were prior to the national meet this week­ him. Moller was elected president of not very strong. Wisconsin, on the end at Terre Haute where the Irish the National College Golf association that year. other hand, shot dangerously, but al­ will seek the Indiana state collegiate ways slightly too high or too much to crown in a 36-hole medal play tour­ Place Five Out Of Six In '31 one side of the uprights. ney tomorrow. In 1931 the Irish won the state Squad Leaves Today meet in a walk with a 616 total, 26 Tie At Half A five man squad under the guid­ strokes ahead of Purdue and 48 Halftime found the -teams in a ance of Father Francis Ott left for ahead of Indiana. Larry Moller, play­ scoreless tie. Early in the second Terre Haute early this morning for ing only in the individual division, half, La Raza forced several comer the annual meet. Captain Montedon- won that championship with a 305 kicks against Wisconsin, one of which, ico, Johnny Banks, Vince Fehlig, and score for 72 holes. Louie O'Shea fin­ booted by Brias, was taken by Ed Billy Cole will compose the Notre ished second. Captain Fran Beaupre Roxas on the head and opened the Dame team entry. Bill Veeneman, tied for third. Bill Redmond was score. Wisconsin then advanced furi­ the fifth member of the squad, will fifth, and Russ Beaupre was sixth, ously, eager to even the count, and play in the tourney in quest of indi­ giving Notre Dame five of the first succeeded shortly afterwards on a vidual honors. six places. strong boot by Penny, and then ob­ The primary object of the Irish In the 1931 nationals the Notre tained another goal on a shot by Volk. team in tomorrow's engagement will Dame team finished third with a Thereafter play was balanced again, be the returning of the state crown score of 627 and qualified two.men the ball see-sawing back and forth. to Notre Dame after an absence of for the individual play. Moller lost Outstanding was the work of the one year. The local golfers won the to Sydney Noyes of Yale in the first La Raza full-back, and newly elected title in 1930 and 1931 but slipped to roxmd three and two but Bill Red­ captain, Valdes, and of the La Raza fourth place last spring behind Pur­ mond went to the quarter-finals of forwards. The visitors, arrayed in due, Indiana, and DePauw. the meet before George Dunlap beat their bright red uniforms, presented Of secondary importance in the him 7 and 6 in his march to another a well-balanced, effective team play­ tourney will be the individual cham­ title. ing a steady, scientific game. pionship, held by Notre Dame play­ Last year Redmond won the Indi­ The International Club was truly ers for the last three years. Follow­ ana individual crown and Vince an International aggregation. Its ing the revision made last year, the Fehlig, playing only in the individual line-up included the following nation­ individual title will be based on the bracket, was third. The Irish team alities: Argentina, China. England, same 36-hole round as the team total was 639. (Continued on Tase 21) May 26, 1933 Twenty-one TENNIS SQUAD LOSES TO Track Team Wins From MCHIGAN NORHAL 6-1 Pittsburgh Squad 71-55 Three Irish Netmen Falter In Singles; Staley Wins. Season's Final Sports YOUNG WINS 2-MILE Calendar By Howard Waldron Friday Diminutive Irish Star Whips Baseball: Purdue on Cartier Field, Inclement weather dogged the heels Clise By Inches To Take of the Notre Dame netmen again last 3:00 p. m. Honors In Long Jaunt. week and they were able to get in Saturday only one practice session, their second Golf: Indiana State Intercollegiate in two weeks. The result was that tournament, Terre Haute. By Edward J. Van Huisseling on Sunday, May 21, they suffered a Track: Indiana State Intercolleg­ The Irish trackmen were forced to 6-1 defeat, this time from the rac­ iate meet, Indianapolis. wait until their last dual meet of the quets of the Michigan Normal squad. Monday year to secure their initial victory in Irish fans had hoped for a complete Baseball: Wisconsin on Cartier outdoor competition. This was accom­ sport triumph for Notre Dame teams Field, 3:00 p. m. plished last Saturday on Cartier over the past week-end. Baseball, Tuesday Field at the expense of the Univer­ track, and golf teams had won in Baseball: Wisconsin on Cartier sity of Pittsburgh. The final tabula­ easy fashion and tennis alone re­ Field, 2:00 p. m. tions show that the Panthers fell mained. The Irish netmen started June 2nd. 71 to 55. off in rare form and a win looked cer­ Track: C. I. C. Outdoor meet, Mil­ The biggest thrill of the afternoon, tain until the players reached the sec­ waukee, Wis. and easily the most nerve racking ond sets of their matches. Then the June 3rd. that the fans have experienced here three men who had piled up first set Baseball: Michigan State on Car- this year, involved the diminutive leads, Lukats, Kelly, and O'Hanlon, tier Field. Joey Young and Clise, a lad from faltered and "Michigan Normal chalked June 10th. Pittsburgh. They put on their stunt up the fifth successive tennis loss for Track: N. C. A. A. meet at Stagg in the two mile run. Both runners the Irish in the current season. Field, Chicago. stayed well up in the race all the way with Young leading the pack Carson Beats Chreist June 26-July 1 most of the time. The same faults which marred the Golf: National Intercollegiate other matches which they lost cropped tournament, Buffalo, N. Y. Young Wins In Stretch up in this one. Sure point after sure With a half-lap remaining, Clise point was tossed away by the Irish SOCCER GAME overtook Joe and set out at a terrific players who hit directly to their op­ (Continued from Page 20) pace, which later proved to be a glow­ ponents on easy kill shots instead of ing error. As the boys thundered playing the corners, cutting the ball down the home stretch, Clise was out short, or hitting for the baselines. Germany, Norway, Scotland, and the in front by ten yards and showing Lack of practice and coaching would United States. the effects of his early sprint. Young, account for these glaring misplays. Line-ups: who had saved some of his great speed, began to close the gap and Captain Louis Chreist started the I. C. of Wisconsin: Yeats; Jonas- overtook the Panther runner only a day wrong for the Irish by losing his sen and Gottlieb; Tang, Chang, and few yards in front of the tape. match with K. Carson of Michigan Sell; Anker, Volk, Penny, Foth, and Normal by scores of 6-3, 7-5. Chreist Penman. Three men tied for individual high had played good tennis in previous La Raza Club of Notre Dame: de scoring honors. Frank Murphy, Jim­ matches and was moved up ahead of Landero; Valdes, Creel, Quenan; my Fagan, and Bill Keller, the Pitt Lukats, but the strategy went for Bonet, Yriberry and Singson; Hayos, ace, each registered ten points. naught. The Michigan ace was too Arce, Roxas, Brias, and de Landero. The invading Panthers were able smart and fast for the Irish captain. Referee: Alex Mitchell. to count only three firsts in four­ Schiltz of Michigan Normal downed teen events. Nick Lukats of the Irish in a hard- seemed to have a bad effect on him Frank Murphy did a fine piece of fought three set match by scores of in the next two sets, especially in the work in the 100 and 220 yard dashes 5-7, 6-4, 6-2. The Normal player was third when, after a tie of 3-3, Bott when he led the fields across the fin­ barely nosed out in the first set, and swept through three in a row for the ish line in both events. Dilling placed proved too steady for the hard-hitting honors. second to Frank in the 220 but Pitt Nick in the last two sessions. Jack Dick Kelly started off like a world- men nosed out the other Irish con­ O'Hanlon dropped another three set beater in his match with Brown of testants in the century. battle to Botts of Normal by scores Normal by winning the first five Fagan rolled up ten more points of 5-7, 6-4, 6-3. games in order. But Brown rallied for Notre Dame with first places in O'Hanlon was down 5-3 in the first and took three, and then Kelly won the high and low hurdles. Guay gave set when he rallied to win four the set, 6-3. In the second set it was the Irish runner a bit of trouble in straight games and the set. The effort (Continued on Pase 25) (Continued on Page 24) Twenty-tivo The Scholastic Freshman Beats Morrissey GOLF TEAN WINS SIXTH 12-2 For Interhall Crown mAIGIiT;BEATSCHICAGO Swamp Maroons 17^/4 to Yo In Last Dual Match of Season. END YEAR UNBEATEN Day Wins Frosh Golf Title From Roommate; Shoots 71 In Finals By James F. McKeon Ream Hurls Three-Hit Game Paced by Johnny Banks for the as Frosh Roll up Seventh Winfield S. Day of Elmhurst, 111., second successive week the Notre Consecutive Victory. won the golf championship of the Dame golf team had little trouble in Freshman class last Sunday by de­ defeating the University of Chicago By Nick Connor feating his Dillon hall roommate, Freshman Hall added another Herman W. Green, of New Castle, trophy to its collection yesterday by Pa., 4 and 2 in the 36-hole final round trouncing the vaunted nine from of the class tourney. Morrissey 12 to 2. The game played Trailing four down at the end of was for the championship of the the morning 18, Day rallied with a Interhall kittenball league. Freshman brilliant 71 in the afternoon to win. was a representative of Group II The round was the best turned in on while the sophs from Morrissey re­ the University course since it was cently were winners of Group I. The reconditioned a year ago. A course \nctory gave the freshmen a clean record was not awarded to Day, how­ slate for the season. Up to the time ever, since he failed to hole out on two of the championship game the frosh holes, picking up his ball when Green had won six straight games without a conceded. defeat and yesterday's game gave them their seventh consecutive win The scores for the match were: for a percentage of one thousand. Day, 80-71—151, and Green, 76-79— 155. Freshmen In Near Riot FATHER FRANCIS C. OTT With the exception of Allen and Box score and summary: Rubly, every freshman succeeded in His ivere the coach's worries. Freshman (12) AB R H E getting to Pitcher Nuss for at least Gannon, c 4 2, 2 0 one hit. Nuss, during the course of Ream, p 3 1 2 0 by the score of 17% to % on the Wil­ the seven-inning fracas, gave 13 hits Allen, lb 4 0 0 0 liam J. Burke Memorial golf course and issued but three bases on balls. Rubly, 2b 4 0 0 1 last Saturday. The match was the Ream hurling for Freshman, gave Howlett, ss 4 1 1 0 final dual meet in intercollegiate com­ Hause, 3b 4 1 1 0 petition for Father Ott's men this eight passes, but held the sophomores Kavlier, sf 3 2 1 0 to three hits. Such effective pitching Mortell, If 4 2 3 0 year, and their impressive win, com­ is seldom seen in an indoor game. Gorman, cf 4 '1 2 0 ing as it does after five just as con­ Lamoe, rf 1 2 • 1 0 vincing victories, augurs well for their Emmett Mortell led Freshman's Neaher, rf 1 0 0 0 chances in the state title at Terre attack wdth a single, a double, and a Haute tomorrow. triple in four times at bat. He was 36 12 13 1 followed very closely by two of his Banks shot a morning round of 74 Morrissey (2) AB R HE and covered the afternoon 18 in 75 teammates, Gannon and Gorman, Avho English, If 3 0 1 0 banged out t\vo bingles a piece in Sagartz. rf 2 0 0 0 for a 149 total. their four trips to the plate. English, Krafther, ss 2 0 0 0 Sullivan, 3b 3 1 1 1 Cole Has A 74 Sullivan, and Gushing were the only Blake. 2b 3 0 0 0 Bill Cole, playing only in the after­ members of the Morrissey nine to get Shovan, sf 2 0 0 1 hits off Beam. Gushing cf 3 1 1 1 noon, made a 39-35—^74 for the best score in the singles matches. He de­ A near riot resulted when Alabam' Ferreil, c 2 0 0 0 Shanahan, lb 2 0 0 0 feated Baker by a 3-0 score. Cole Gorman, center fielder for the fresh­ Nuss, p 2 0 0 0 shot par golf on the last 14 holes. men, failed to touch second, when he He shot three birdie two's, but two hit an easy home run to deep center. 23 2 3 3 sixes on par five holes lost for him However, the freshmen were easily Freshman 150 23 0 1—12 whatever chance he had of equalling" pacified as the outcome of the game Morrissey 00 1 10 0 0—2 the course record. was in no way endangered. Errors—Shovan, Sullivan, Gushing, Kubly. Runs batted in—Hause, Mortell, Lamoe, Gan­ Ray Martin, making his first ap­ Freshman started out by getting non (2),-Ream (2), Allen Shovan, Kavlier, one run in the first inning, five in pearance of the year turned, in 41-39 Gorman. Strike outs—by Nuss 3; by Ream —80, outpointing Smith 3-0. the second, two in the fourth, three 12. Two base hits—Kavlier, Mortell, Lamoe, in the fifth, and one in the last Ream, Sullivan, Howlett, English. Three-base Chicago picked up their score frag­ hits—Gannon, Mortell. Home runs—Hause. ment when Howe and Mauermann stanza. Morrissey succeeded in cap­ Base on balls—off Nuss 3 ; off Ream 8. turing their two markers in the third Winning pitcher—Ream. Losing pitch— halved the first nine. Bob Howe and fourth frames. Nuss. (Continued on Page 26) May 26, 1933 Twenty-three FRESHMAN, nORMSSEY Keoganites Bat Way To CAPTURE GROUP TITLES 12-4 Win Over Ohio State Frosh Unbeaten in Six Games; Morrissey Loses One. Final Standing Interhall Baseball League IRISH AMASS 18 HITS By Nick Connor GROUP I. W L Pet. The interhall kitten-ball league 5 1 .830 Seidl and Dunn Lead Batting came to an official close last Sunday. 2 4 .667 Attack; McGrath Has Great After all of the scores had been com­ Dillon 3 500 o puted and the averages figured, we 500 Day in Field. Corby 'J .500 find that the nine from Morrissey St. Edward's 0 4 .333 headed the teams in Group I, while 1 5 .167 By John D. Carbine that heavy hitting outfit from Fresh­ GROUP II. W L Pet. man topped the seven teams in Group 6 0 1.000 Pounding the olferings of Blue and II. The Freshman hall nine during 4 O .667 Gilroy for a grand total of 18 solid the course of the six weeks of play 4 2 .667 hits, Notre Dame's baseball team won six games and encountered no .500 9 4 .333 romped to a decisive 12 to 4 victory defeats. But the sophomores from Carroll •> 4 over Ohio State in a game played on Morrissey were not so fortunate as 0 6 .000 Cartier Field last Saturday. The bat­ the frosh as they lost a game last ting of the Irish was far more potent week, leaving their record at five Sunday's play. The juniors won 8 to and more timely than in any other games won, and one lost. 7. Mahoney pitching for Corby stood game thus far in the current season. These two teams. Freshman and the batters from St. Edward's on Dunn, with four hits in four times Morrissey, played in the Little World their heads as he allowed them but at bat, and Seidl, who collected four Series that was held yesterday morn­ four runs; Corby won 11 to 4. The hits in five attempts, led the Irish ing. Due to the nearness of the final last of Sunday's games saw Morris­ attack on the Buckeye pitchers. Huis- exams the managers of the two sey score a shut-out over Lyons, the king and O'Neill shared the honors teams decided to play but one final Group I league leaders winning for the longest hit of the day with game instead of the usual series. 6 to 0. a pair of hard hit triples. Saturday Badin scored a close victory over Brownson, OfF-Campus and Walsh the Keoganites showed an ability to the freshmen from Dillon in last I Continued on Page 2S) hit in the pinches. The absence of this factor had resulted in the loss of several games earlier in the Seek State And National Honors season. Huisking Yields One Hit Sagartz and Huisking did the pitching for the Irish. Sagartz pitched five innings and was nicked for nine hits and three runs. Huis­ king twirled the final four frames and held the Big Ten team to a single hit and one run. The Keoganites picked up two runs in the first inning. After two men had been i-etired, Seidl got a single, Eascher was safe on an error by the first baseman. Palmisani walked in fill the bases, and Dunn drove Seidl and Eascher across with a hard single. Notre Dame added two more in the fourth. Dunn opened this inning with a single and went to second on McGrath's sacrifice. After O'Neill had been retired, Sagartz singled to score Dunn, and Cunha drove a hit to left to score Sagartz. The Irish sent Blue hurrying to the showers after a barrage of six THE 1933 NOTRE DAIME GOLF VARSITY hits which accounted for four runs Left to right Ray Martin, '35, Johnny Banks, '35, Vince Fehlig, '34, in the fifth and, in the sixth, continu- Bill Veeneman, '34, Captain John Montedonico, '34, Billy Cole, '35. (Continued on Page 26) Twenty-four The Sekolastte

TRACK TEAM WINS INTRODUCING Arnold Seidl (Continued from Page 21)

By John D. Carbine the 120 yard event. Both men were abreast most of the way down the Arnold Seidl, the regular left fielder son. Football over, he turned to bas­ trail until Jimmy stepped out with on this year's Irish baseball team, be­ ketball and gained his second numeral only one hurdle remaining. George gan his diamond career not in high sweater. Poredon finished third as did Fred MacBeth in the low barriers. school, for his high school had no ball Last year, Amie reported for var­ club, but with the Marshfield (Wis­ sity baseball for the first time. He Vince Murphy had a very busy consin) team of the Wisconsin Valley made the squad as a utility infielder day. High jumping is the only role Amateur League. He began playing and outfielder. When the innings of in which he had participated before in this league while yet in high school play were totaled up to determine Saturday when he took a hand at the and has now been with the Marshfield who had won monograms, Seidl was shot put and javelin. Murph wasn't club for six straight years. During found to be among the award win­ able to heave the shot far enough these six years, the team has twice ners. His batting average for the to register but in the javelin he got won the championship of the Wiscon­ year was .390, which was the second off a throw of 151 feet which was sin Valley League. highest among the Keoganites. good enough for third place. In his specialty, Vince won at 6 feet, 3 in. Seidl came to Notre Dame in 1928. Is Batting .370 During his freshman year he played Two New Men Score This season, Amie is regular left first string frosh football and received fielder on the Irish nine. At present Two new men broke into the scor­ his numerals at the end of the sea- he is batting .370. Only Palmisani, ing for Notre Dame. "Butch" Pfef- Dunn, and Kane have better averages ferle overcame his fear of the circle than that. His fielding in the sun in the discus throw and counted one garden, while not spectacular, has point. Healy is the other stranger in been steady and dependable. the scoring column. He registered a third in the high jump. Step ashore at Arnie's most thrilling moment and his most embarrassing moment are Bill Howard ended his home career almost one and the same. They both very auspiciously Avith a winning came in the first Alumni game this height of 12 feet in the pole vault. HAMBURG spring. Billy Sullivan was at bat, Jack Edwards and O'Dell tied for and McGrath and Seidl, thinking he second place. would hit to right center, shifted their The old dependables, Charlie Fin- $ 50 |(ap> Tourist position accordingly. Sullivan crossed kel and Bill Freschi, garnered six Class them up and sent a liner along the points with a first and third respec­ 115 tively in the shot put. Eddie King $193 (tap) Round Trip left field foul line. Seidl dashed over, and after a beautiful bit of running, walked away from the field in the and enjoy ev£ry minute fielded the ball perfectly on the first mile run and crossed the line about bound. That was the most thrilling 50 yards ahead of the two pursuing en route! moment for he had apparently held Pitt joggers. ow is the time—when travel costs what looked like a sure triple to a The highly-touted Keller gave a are down, when the value of your single. dollaNr in Europe is up — now is the brilliant demonstration in the 440 and half mile races, winning both time for that trip to Europe!... In Sully Takes Second Tourist Class on United States Liners, events with ease. Clyde Roberts you'll find your own congenial college Thinking Sullivan would remain on failed to overtake him in the shorter crowd aboard ... enjoying gay good first, Amie, in his most leisurely race and Ray Shields placed second to times in the American manner. fashion, threw the ball back to the in­ him in the 880. College people are choosing these field. Sullivan took one look at the ships: Leviathan, Manhattan and Wash­ leisurely throw and dashed toward Krause Wins Javelin ington, world's fastest Cabin liners; President Harding; President Roosevelt. second. Coach Keogan took one look Big "Moose" Krause came out on Four "one-class" American Merchant at the leisurely throw and sent an­ top in the javelin with one of his best Liners direa to London... Fare $90. other outfielder coming out and Seidl throws of the year, 171 feet, 6 inches. started for the Irish dugout. That Conley and Eddie Gough gave Mike To in Holy Year was the most embarrassing moment. Sebastian of football fame (remem­ While at McKinley High School of ber. . .?) a lot to worry about in the Convenient conneaions broad jiunp. When the pit was finally via all United States Liners from Marshfield, Seidl played football, bas­ deserted, Conley was credited with a European ports direct to Rome. ketball, and track. He was captain of both the basketball and track team. winning jmnp of almost 22 feet and Seidl is enrolled in the Department Gough was given the third berth. UMTED STATES UNES of Physical Education, and will grad­ The summaries: POLE VAULT—Won by Howard (ND) r MKHOIN MEaCNMIT UNES uate this June with a "cum laude" at­ O'DeU (P) and Edwards (ND), tied for sec­ Roosevelt Steaoiship Co., Inc. tached to his degree. He has acted Gtueral Agemts ond. Height, 12 feet. as an interhall coach, and this fall DISCUS THROW—Won by Kraft (P) r 216 No. Michigan, Chicago. HI. was the leader of the Corby scoreless Seiffert (P). second; Pfefferle (ND), third. wonders, whose record included three Distance, 139 feet, 7 inches. scoreless ties. . . . Continued on Page 32) Mmj 26, 1933 Twenty-five

SPLINTERS FROM THE PRESS BOX

By James S. Kearns

MONTIE'S HEAVEN The fact that the numbers now patronizing the courts are compara­ If it's a bet you're after, the cur­ tively small is directly traceable to rent odds are 100-1 that Captain John the fact that there are but four Montedonico's idea of heaven is the courts. With eight or preferably, 15th green on the University golf ten more courts on the campus, more course; and that 12:25 p. m. is his tennis players would appear than any favorite hour of the day. one would think possible from view­ ing the present situation. On the last two Saturdays, in matches against Illinois and Chi­ We still have hopes that when cago, Cap'n John has dropped we rock along Notre Dame ave­ shots on that green that came nue in the street car next Sep- pretty close to perfection. Against tember 11th we'll see a new se­ Illinois two weeks ago he and ries of courts, well made, with . Johnny Banks were one down in not more than two courts to an their doubles match against Hoff­ enclosure of fence, and, maybe, man and Prey of the IHini after two or four of the courts done in 14 holes. clay.

Coming to the fifteenth, Montie hit his drive to the left of the green, just TENNIS TEAM LOSES (Continued from Pase 21) at the edge of the rough. Faced with the necessity of clearing a shallow sand trap, he chipped his second shot a different tale. Brown won the first calmly, dead on the flag all the way- game, lost the second, and then swept It rolled across some fifteen feet of through for five straight and the sec­ green and dropped to square the ond set. In the third, after a 3-3 tie. YOU'LL do a lot more if match. The church clock showed Brown won three straight games and you're feeling fit. Athletics. 12:25 the match. The scores were 3-6, 6-1, Studies. When you're click­ 6-3. ing, you're happy. And When the hands had moved Seton Staley of Notre Dame, the Kellogg's PEP Bran Flakes around to 12:25 last Saturday only Irish player to win his match, are energy food. noon, Johnny was again at the soundly trounced Arnold of Normal left of the fifteenth green, just by scores of 6-1, 6-1. Staley hadn't Made of wheat. Nourish­ at the edge of the rough. He and been playing good tennis this season, ing. Packed with the flavor Banks were again one down, this but found his stride in this match, of Pep. Delicious with milk time to Howe and Mauerman of and swept through to save the Irish Chicago. or cream. Plus enough extra from a white-washing. He won two bran to be mildly laxative. love games in each set. Johnny chipped his second shot Enjoy these better bran Irish Weak In Doubles calmly, dead on the flag all the way. flakes every day —^ at break­ Notre Dame was helpless in the It rolled across some fifteen feet of fast. Excellent for the mid­ green and dropped to square the doubles and afforded little opposition night snack too. Digest match. to the Normal players. Chreist and Kelly were beaten by Carson and easily. Release nourishment Botts of Michigan Normal by scores quickly. You can get PEP LAST SHOT of 6-2, 6-1. wherever students eat. Made Since this is the last "Splinters" of Staley and Power of Notre Dame by Kellogg in Battle Creek. the year, and possibly the last that lost to Brown and Schiltz of Normal this writer will offer in THE SCHOLAS­ by scores of 6-2, 6-2. TIC, we want to give one last push to Summaries: the No. 2 plank in our platform. (For Singles: Carson (MN) defeated the answer to the No. 1 plank, see page 20.) Chreist (ND) 6-3, 7-5; Schiltz (MN) defeated Lukats (ND) 5-7, 6-4, 6-2; The Michigan Normal tennis Botts (MN) defeated O'Hanlon (ND) match last Sunday afternoon gave 5-7, 6-4, 6-3; Brown (MN) defeated PEP ample evidence that the Notre Kelly (ND) 3-6, 6-1, 6-3; Staley (ND) BRAN FLAKES Dame squad needs more practice, defeated Arnold (MN) 6-1, 6-1. which is to say, more room to Doubles: Carson and Botts (MN) practice. Or if the argument defeated Chreist and Kelly (ND) 6-2, should be that four courts are 6-1; Brown-and Schiltz (MN) de­ WITH OTHER nuns OF enough for the varsity, how about feated Staley and Power (ND) 6-2, WHEAT the rest of the student body? 6-2. Tivejity-six The Scholastic

Ohio State (4) AB R H PO A E took some outstanding playing by the IRISH BEAT BUCKEYES Prosenjak, rf ... 4 0 2 2 0 0 (Continued from Page 23) Irish golfers to take the decision. Colburn, cf 5 1 1 2 0 0 Lewis, 3b 4 0 0 1 2 0 Banks reduced the margin on the ing their devastating work on Gil- Hale. If 4 2 3 0 0 0 fourteenth with a twenty-foot putt McAfee, lb 4 0 2 10 0 1 for a birdie, Montedonico made his roy, his successor, by banging out Clawsen, 2b 4 0 2 1 1 0 five safe bingles for four more runs. great play on the fifteenth, and on Bayer, c 4 0 0 4 2 0 the sixteenth, both Banks and Monte­ Ohio State scored single runs in Sharp, ss 2 0 0 1 1 1 donico scored par fives to gain the the second, third, fourth and seventh. Blue, p 2 1 0 2 1 0 Gilroy, p 2 0 0 1 1 0 victory. In the second, Hale opened the inning The summary: ^\•ith a single, went to second on 35 4 10 24 S 2 Best ball foursomes: Montedonico, McAfee's hit and scored on a single Notre Dams 2 00 244 0 0 X—12 76, and Banks, 74, defeated Howe, 79, by Clowsen. Colburn opened the third Ohio State Oil 100 10 0—4 and Mauermann, 81, 2^/^-%; Fehlig, with a single, went to second when Summai-y: Three-base hits — O'Neill, Huis- 80, and Veeneman, 79, defeated Baker, Sagartz hit Lewis and come home on kinjr. Hale. Sacrifice hits — Dunn, McGrath. Stolen bases—Seidl, McGrath, Rascher. Hits— 84, and Smith, 89, 3-0. Hale's single. In the fifth, Gilroy, off Sagartz, 9 in 5 innings; off Huisking-, 1 Singles matches: Banks 38, 37—75, who was safe on an error by Cunha, in 4 innings; off Blue, 12 in 2 and 2-3 in­ defeated Mauermann 44, 43—87, 3-0. scored when Prosenjak drove a fine nings ; off Gilroy, 6 in 2 and 1-3 innnigs. Base on balls—off Sagartz, 3; off Huisking, 1; Montedonico 39, 38 — 77, defeated hit to left. The Big Ten team picked Howe 43, 38—82, 3-0. Cole 39, 35— up its final tally in the enighth. Hale off Blue, 1 : off Gilroy, 1. Struck out—by Sagartz. 1; by Huisking, 4; by Blue, 3. Hit 74, defeated Baker 42, 36—78, 3-0. opened this frame with a triple and by pitclier, Lewis by Sagartz. Wild pitches— Martin 41, 39—80, defeated Smith 44, came home on McAfee's infield out. Gilroy (2). Winning pitcher, Sagai'tz. Losing 41—85, 3-0. Captain Jim McGrath of the Irish pitcher—Blue. Double plays—Palmisani to took the fielding honors of the day Kane to Dunn. with two circus catches in deep cen­ INTERHALL LEAGUE ter field. Each of the balls he caught GOLFERS WIN ANOTHER (Continued from Page 23) looked good for at least. a triple (Continued from Page 22) v.'hen it started toward the outfield. of Group II all forfeited their games Box score and summary: turned in the best Chicago score, 79- to Howard, Freshman and Alumni. Notre Dame (12) AB R H PO A E 82—161. Cunha, ss 5 0 2 2 2 2 Badin 8, Dillon 7 Kane, 2b 5 9 0 5 4 0 Captain Johnny Montedonico played Two runs in the first half of the SeidI, If 5 2 4 2 0 1 the most spectacular golf of the day. last inning gave the nine from Badin Rascher. rf 5 3 1 1 1 0 On the fifteenth hole in the morning an 8 to 7 victory over the freshman Palmisani, 3b 3 1 1 1 3 0 round he duplicated his feat of last Dunn, lb 4 2 4 9 1 0 from Dillon. Dillon was the first of McGrath, cf 4 2 2 2 0 0 week by holing out an approach shot the two teams to score as they gar­ O'Neill, c 4 1 1 4 0 0 from the edge of the rough for a nered five tallies in their half of the Underkolfer c ... 1 0 0 0 0 0 bridie two. first inning, they also grabbed two Sagartz, p 3 1 2 0 0 0 After Howe and Mauermann had more riiarkers in the last half of the Huiskins, P 1 0 1 1 0 0 halved the first nine with Banks and fourth stanza. Besides their two runs 40 12 18 27 10 3 Montedonico, they went two up, and it in the last inning Badin also scored six runs in their half of the fourth inning. Score: Badin 0 0 0 6 0 0 2—8 Dillon 5 0 0 2 0 0 0—7 Batteries: Carroll and Buckley; Kelly and Sheehan. Corby 11, St. Edward's 4 LEMONTREpS Mahoney, pitching for the seniors from Corby, had the soph's from St. Ed's under his wing all afternoon as Optometrists he allowed them but four runs during 222% S. Michigan Street 102 W. Washington Street the course of the seven inning fracas. Corby 1 0 0 0 7 0 3—11 St. Edward's __0 0 2 0 0 0 2—4 Batteries: Mahoney and Levstick; Brown and GLASSES ... Emmerling. Morrissey 6, Lyons 0 Properly styled and properly prescribed to give better The winning of this game gave vision and more comfort by competent specialists. Morrissey the undisputed lead in their group. Morrissey found little (Exclusive for Uiose particular people who opposition from the nine from Lyons, are interested in good eye-care.) and Nuss,; hurling for the league leaders, let Lyons down without a D run, while his team collected six markers. Score: Broken lenses duplicated promptly and accurately. Morrissey 3 3 0 0 0 0 0—6 Lyons 0 0 0 0 0 0 0—0 Maij 26, 1933 Twenty-seven

Prof. Moley Comes. Home cises will be held, seats only 400 or IRISH TRACK UAH TO for High School Talk 500, so attendance will be by invita­ tion only. COMPETE IN STATE HEET Olmsted Falls, Ohio.—A home town Prof. Moley was bom in Berea, boy who made good—Prof. Raymond near here, and received his grammar Expect Hard Fight for Second Moley, No. 1 man in President Roose­ school education partly there and Place With Purdue. velt's "brain trust"—^will deliver the partly here. He graduated from Olmsted Falls High School commence­ Olmsted Falls High School and soon ment address on June 8. after, in 1906, became' superintendent Twenty-three Notre Dame athletes The school auditorium, where exer­ of the school. are scheduled to take part in the State track meet at Indianapolis to­ morrow afternoon. Coach Nicholson figures his charges are going to fight it out with the Boilermakers of Pur­ due for second place while the Hoo- siers from Bloomington are scheduled to walk away with things. Indiana will be led by such men as Fuqua and Hornbostel, two aces who have had a great deal to do with the Hoosiers capturing second place in the Big Ten meet last Saturday at Evanston. "Nick" had much praise for the spectacular exhibition turned in by Joe Young against Pittsburgh last week. He said it was one of the greatest bits of courage he had seen in quite a while. Dilling, Murphy In Sprints Leo Dilling and Fran Murphy will take care of the sprints downstate to­ morrow, with Jim Bowdren pitted against the Indiana ace, Fuqua. Ed­ die King, running in the mile, will draw Charles Hornbostel as his wor­ For a safe^ thy opponent. Jim Shields and Clyde sure, doUar'saving trap Roberts will perform in the half mile run for Notre Dame. GO BY MODERN GREYHOUND BUS George Poredon, Jimmy Fagan, and Here's a pipe for a low-cost, comfortable, enjoyable trip home at school closing! Would you choose a more expensive, less convenient way Cy.ptain Fred MacBeth will do the vrhsn this great dependable system offers finest parlor coaches, frequent hurdling for the Irish. Vince Mur­ c:.2y ccl'-edules, nation-wide service, and beautiful scenic routes ... all phy, who has had quite a bit of trou­ for 25 to 40 per cent under other travel costs? ble with an injured ankle received in Not if you rate a first class I. Q. the Drake Relays when he struck an obstacle in the pit, is still limping a Sample Fares bit and displaying a taped ankle. ..S 3.50 . .$10.00 Murphy will be teamed with Gene Cincinnati .. .. 6.50 .. 17.50 Healey in the festivities tomorrow. .. 6.50 .. 6.30 New York . .. 14.50 •Washington .. 13.50 Eddie Gough and Conley will com­ Pittsburgh . .. 8.50 Philadelphia .. 13.T5 pete in the broad jump, and Howard, Jack Edwards, and Beanie Cavender THE VACATION OF A LIFETIME! will do the vaulting. Ed Krause and VISIT CHICAGO WORLD'S FAIR. The amazing, colorful 'World's Fair opens in Chicago Bill Walsh are going to vie with Pur­ June 1. You can't afford to miss it . . . you don't have vis of Purdue in the javelin; The to! Greyhound offers finest service, at special rates Boilermaker mainstay won the Big from all cities. Ten championship in this event re­ ALL-EXPENSE TOURS « « i^Vound 'Menl cently. Charlie Finkel, Bill Freschi, for illustrated booklet, details of complete 4 and 7 day All-Expense tours to the Exposition. Save hours and and Dick Pfefferle will be out for dollars in Chicago, insure desirable accommodations at points in the shot put and discus reasonable rates. Union Bus Depot. 133 S. Lafayette Blvd., Tel. 3-8283 throw. Pfefferle will be teamed with University of Notre Dame Book Storo Louis Alaman, 364 Morrissey Finkel' and Vince Murphy in the Bob Chenal, 349 Alumni javelin. TSi.!! Joe Yoxrng and Norman Duke com­ plete the list of Notre Dame entries. GREYyHOUND Their cue is the call for the two mile run. NOW PLAYING-- Tough Tongue Threads Razor Blades

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MAN ABOUT: WOODS completely absorbed in Ms life work. Netvs-Times. He believes this ap­ (Continued from Pase 8) His bird's eye views have led him to prenticeship will do much toward write Keyhole Portraits of well known learning the business from the campus characters in the Juggler for ground up, as it were. He is right, gram "High Jinks" is second in merit the last two years. In THE SCHOLAS­ undoubtedly. The first rung in the only to the late Mr. Ziegfeld's Follies. TIC, Tighe reflects a popular optimis­ The pen is mightier than the stethe- ladder of his ascent was the director­ tic spirit. At least, he reflects. One scope. ship of" publicity for the Monogram %vay of getting information across to show this spiing, which show played Tighe's activities about the campus the students is to give it to Tighe. to capacity houses on three different are prone to be journalistic, albeit he "The Week" is on- bulletin that is is president of "the much abused In­ occasions. read. ternational Relations Club" (his own Visits St. Mary's phrase), also serves on the executive For more practical experience in his Those curiosity filled gentlemen committee of the Chicago Club, but chosen field, Tighe contributes his (and ladies) who read "Men About" a^ide from these two exceptions he is journalistic efforts to the South Bend to the place where some remark is made, about the subject's amorous­ ness, may turn to the College Parade columns now, for, with a single indi­ cation that Tighe is an unflagging caller at St. Mary's, I'll say no more about it. Possibly, I should because Mr. Woods is one of the few seniors Taking this opportunity who knows exactly what he is going to do upon graduation. His job is cinched, and it is work he intends to make a life-time proposition. He will to wish every Student and Faculty be about two jumps ahead of the rest of his classmates when Commence­ ment is over and caps and gowns are Member of the University a most moth-balled away indefinitely. But that is a characteristic of Tighe: he attains his ends smoothly, quietly, enjoyable summer vacation. and with facility. The sublime and the ridiculous are as closely related in students as in other types. The most august cam­ —And may we sincerely thank you pus leaders are not, or were not, im­ mune to a little "goofing," and Tighe's came in his freshman year when a for your patronage during the five-dollar wager prompted him to wear a fur coat at a football game. passing school term, both at our At the half, the student section kept hollering for Woods' story of how he killed the bear. He won the five dol­ downtown store and campus shop. lars, however, and here the story ceases to be ridiculous but reaches the sublime. Five dollars and goofing are irreconciliable—at Notre Dame at any rate. Hoping that we may see you soon Wants Golf Monogram Tighe Woods is actively promoting this fall— what he terms a hobby, but what might be called an obsession with him —^and that is a keen desire to see members of the golf team wear major monograms. He bases his arguments on the fact that if merit and brilliant playing are to be rewarded adequate­ ly, the golf team should be placed on a par with the major athletic teams so far as remuneration in the forms of monograms is concerned. Since this issue of THE SCHOLASTIC Headquarters for Uhiversity Men is probably the last of the current year, it is appropriate to publish a brief word picture of a man who is likewise finishing the last chapter— of a.nine-chapter book. • Nine years May 26j 1933 Thirty-one of active, whole-hearted Notre Dame life have qualified this man to repre­ sent Notre Dame wherever he is. While reflecting on seniors who you think are most likely slated for suc­ cess, put Tighe Woods high on your FACTORY list, and let his undergraduate life be your reason.

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