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The Goodland -News / Friday, May 16, 2003 5 single woman calls a married man a lawyer and protect your interests, KNOXVILLE and could end up seriously ill if they Wife suspects eight times in a two-hour period — because as it stands, you have been DEAR NEEDS TO KNOW: are exposed to it? — KATHY IN van buren something’s up. emotionally abandoned. Speak up and ask. And if the answer NEW MEXICO Dave says I need to “deal with it” DEAR ABBY: My boyfriend re- to your question is yes, let him know DEAR KATHY: Your message has jogging partner — that he has a good time with her cently gave me a beautiful engage- that you would prefer another setting. been in this column before, but it is •dear abby and her kids, and he’s sorry I feel he’s ment ring. It is custom-designed. I An engagement ring is supposed to one that’s worth repeating, and I’m of affair putting me second. It’s to the point like it, but I also remember a story he be a symbol of his love for you — and pleased to help. It applies to both that I may ask him to move out. Dave told me when we first began dating. you alone. women and men, because in many DEAR ABBY: Last summer I met getting an estimate on her car and tak- says he’s put too much money in our He mentioned he’d had a ring de- DEAR ABBY: Yesterday, my 27- cases both sexes are equally heavy- “Lauren,” a single mom who was ing her kids on motorcycle rides — house to leave. What should I do, signed for an old girlfriend, but she year-old daughter was coming out of handed when it comes to applying new to our neighborhood. We began some of which last all day. Lauren Abby? — TIRED OF BEING SEC- had refused it. Abby, I think this is the a store behind a woman who was scents. To steal a line from an old jogging together in the mornings. recently told Dave she doesn’t like OND FIDDLE same ring! It makes me uncomfort- reeking of very strong perfume. It jingle, “A little dab’ll do ya.” So When she needed help trimming a me, and that I have started false ru- DEAR TIRED: Tell your husband able knowing that the ring he gave me triggered an asthma attack and my please show some consideration for tree, I volunteered my husband, mors about her, which is totally un- that he may have put too much money might have been designed with an- daughter ended up in the emergency those whom you encounter in the “Dave,” who was happy to help. true! into the house to leave, but YOU have other woman in mind. room. workplace, in elevators and on air- After that, Lauren began calling Both my husband and Lauren put too much time and effort into the Should I ask him about it with the Would you please remind your planes as well. In an enclosed envi- Dave for every favor she needed — maintain they’re “just .” marriage to let it collapse. Offer him fear he might get defensive? Or readers that they should apply their ronment, the effects can be overpow- going with her to buy tires, helping Clearly, she has become more HIS the chance to save your marriage with should I adopt a “don’t ask/don’t tell” perfume with discretion, and that ering, or even life-threatening. to paint two bedrooms of her house, friend than mine. When an attractive, counseling. And if he refuses, talk to policy? — NEEDS TO KNOW IN there are people who are allergic to

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