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Vol. LV James Madison University Friday, December 9, 1977 No. 26 Spaces designated in X lot for commuter parking

By MARK DAY1SON commuter student committee The proposal was passed Commuters were given 199 chairman. unanimously by the parking parking spaces, some of which "G" is the designation committee, according to Dr. are in the campus end of X lot, given to the Godwin parking John Mundy, vice president on a "trial basis" beginning lot, which is used only by for academic affairs, and next semester. commuters. chairman of the parking The proposal, made by the The proposal for commuter advisory committee. commuter student committee, parking spaces was presented was passed by the Parking to the parking committee on Criticism voiced Advisory Committee Monday. Nov. 15, and was based on a The spaces designated for report prepared by a com- commuter use are "the first muter task force which three lanes in X lot and the 21 sh-died the X lot parking by residents spaces in the small lot just patterns. south of the main X lot, as well At the parking committee as the 13 spaces along the road meeting on Dec. 5, commuters on proposal through X lot." and members_of thelnter Hall Also, "the road behind the Council met to discuss the By MARK DAVISON N-complex dorms and the proposal. Many N-complex dorm JMU'S TYRONE SHOULDERS (ID fights for a rebound against spaces along the road to the —Council President Gary senators have received VMI's center Dave Montgomery (45). Shoulders lost this fight tunnel under 1-81" will be Hallowell and senators from negative feedback concerning and the Dukes lost the game to the Keydets 86-68 in the Pit at redes ignated "G"parking. Logan, Wine-Price, and the appropriation of 199 Lexington. Montgomery played a key role scoring n points and These spaces are now marked Garber Halls presented a parking spaces, many of grabbing i:i rebounds in 29 minutes. JMU's Sherman Dillard led "Commuter Use Only," but three-point "bill of opinion" to which are in the campus-side all scorers with 23 points. See related story page 20. are used by residents, ac- the parking committee. of X lot, for commuter use. cording to Wayne Baker, Photo by Mark Thompson While the residents present The most vehement at the meeting said they remarks in an informal Reubush, Landes named: supported the proposal as survey this week said com- individuals, they felt they muters need no special could "not support the bill in parking arrangement. question for several reasons." One senator said that the SGA chooses new advisers previous parking The reasons cited were; arrangement was sufficient, "We feel that we have not By TOM DULAN would make advisers "very recommendation that the considering the "con- The Student Government paternal." been given ample time to talk venience" afforded by the bus "F" grade be reinstated for with those we represent and Association senate named Dr. "The Faculty Senate didn't anyone with a failing grade service. Fay Reubush. dean of ad- think it was too paternal", "to find out their true feelings on Still another, senator said who withdraws from school this issue." missions and records, and vote down free popcorn for without "extenuating cir- that the move "infringes" Larry Landes. special students on Tuesday nights or cumstances" went before the "The lack of awareness of upon resident student rights. assistant to student affairs, as reduced beer prices on University Council yesterday. resident students concerning "When a student moves off faculty advisers to the senate Thursday nights. Wessen said, The recommendation this bill was caused, we campus, he gives up certain at Tuesday's meeting. but they think it's too paternal believe, by the lack of rights," according to Don The senate, in executive when they have to "take some (Continued on Page 16) publicity." Haag, senator from White session, passed a resolution initiative." Hall. naming Reubush and Landes Wessen added, however, 9 The proposal is one more after the SGA Executive that the advising problem is Students highway signs example of resident students Council vetoed 4-1 the not exclusively the. fault of being "pateraalized," Haag unanimous senate resolution faculty, but of students as well said. "This is one more thing to retain William Hall, vice- and that students should take confiscated by security that might convince me to president of student affairs some initiative in the matter. move off campus,"/he said. and William Johnson, In other action, Wessen By LYNDA EDWARDS Haag also questioned the associate director of student called upon students to write If any highway signs are found in student's rooms after Dec 1 survey conducted . by a affairs as advisers, according letters to administrators,' the students will be liable for prosecution, according to ad-' commuter student task force to Doug Wessen. SGA second particularly those in student ministrators. upon which the decision to vice-president. affairs, to urge that parties Since the beginning of this semester, campus police have been alloc*te--epaces'" for com- The senate did not attempt involving consumption of confiscating highway signs which students use to decorate their muters was based. to override the executive alcohol be allowed in dorm rooms. All the confiscated signs were visible from the students' ,-^In that survey, the com- council's veto, Wessen said. basements. dorm windows, according to campus police Chief Jay Crider. muters claimed that 28 per The veto came as a result of According to Wessen, Mike "We don't say that the students stole them, although that is a cent of the in X lot had what some members of the Webb, director of residence reasonable assumption," Crider said. "We didn't ask how they not been moved during the executive council considered halls, has refused to consider got there. We just wanted to turn them in to the rightful owners— week of their survey. a conflict of interest between a change until next fall after the highway department." In the survey it was not the student affairs office and student use of the bleacher Crider asked Residence Halls and Commuting Student Ser- made clear where the cars the position of SGA adviser, he party - facility can be vices Director Mike Webb to issue a directive asking students to which were not moved were said. evaluated. . turn in highway signs to security in the General Services Building (Continued on Page 18) Also at Tuesday's meeting, "Webb does not want to or the dormitory's head resident's office. the SGA voiced support for relax the alcohol policy" on Webb asked members of his staff to draw up notices for the two recommendations vetoed campus, and feels that dorms different geographical areas on campus-N-complex, the lake by the Faculty Senate con- are for "learning and living complex and bluest one area to be sent out Nov. 22 and 23. The cerning requirements for in." Wessen said. However, the notice for N-complex "mentioned that security faculty advisers. Some faculty and ad- would come to the students' rooms to collect the signs," Webb ministrators are opposed to a Breeze The recommendations said. "That probably should have been worded differently. would require that students change because of what they Studentsmay have felt it was threatening. We didn't mean it that failing at mid-term be con- consider an increasing alcohol way," he said. will resume tacted and encouraged to see problem on campus, but "All the students are pretty uptight," Crider said. "They're their advisers, and that "Duke's Grill goes through an afraid we'll kick their doors in and see a couple of bongs sitting average of 10 kegs" on a around. The paranoia has really gotten out of hand. Students publication' faculty should send notices to Thursday night this year, students for them to come in should know we don't operate that way. We are not the for advising. compared to 16-18 kegs last Gestapo." Many students think, campus security police will Jan. 17 year, Wessen said. search their rooms and throw them in jail if any street signs are The general opinion of the Part of the problem, he found. Faculty Senate was that added, is that administrative "The signs would have to be visible form the dormitory win- students should be responsible decisions are handled behind dow." Webb said. "The directive did not say security was going Happy for seeing their advisers. closed doors as opposed to to search rooms for signs after Dec. 1. (University President According to one faculty faculty-student areas of Ronald) Carrier can issue search authorizations but we don't senator. shifting the concern. want to get involved in that." holidays! responsibility to the adviser The Faculty Senates. (Continued on Page 10) ■I ?

Page 2, THE BREEZE. Friday, December 9, 1977 For those who get lost in the shuffle

With the semester rapidly dissolving into a mass of exams and papers due, some persons may get overlooked in the last- minute Christmas gift-buying spree. We would therefore like to suggest the following list of Christmas gifts for the following appropriate persons: Student Government Association-a Pinocchio doll with strings made of red tape. Neilsen Construction Company-the quad, in recognition of services above and beyond the call of duty, to do with whatever they choose. Honor Council-a pit and a pendulum. Buildings and Grounds--"The Complete Handyman's Manual." Wine-Price residents-a new sliding board to replace the current one which is disguised as a walkway. Darrell Pile-President Carrier's chair and a clean piece of chicken. James Madison University women-the truth about . Senator William Scott of -a one-way ticket, anywhere, preferably to Mongolia where he can study the defensibility of the Lord, if You're out there... Gobi Desert against attacks by wild yak herdsmen. The Breeze reviewers~a personalized copy of "How To Win Christmas messages are a with my school's clocks, I Oh sure, when The Dept. of Friends and Influence People." frequent occurance at in- wish to pose a rhetorical Health, Education, and Commuters-reserved parking on the astroturf. After all, it's stitutions of higher education. question: Does anybody really Welfare gets on my case I will already marked off with white lines. The following is an example of know what time it is? And to sometimes bring pressure to Homecoming Revue participants-a sympathetic critic. How what a Christmas memo from this imponderable I would like bear on my associates in cute. President Ronald E. Carrier to add a Christmas prayer: Varner House, but it is Robert Griff in, food services director: a might look like: Lord, if You are out there, nothing, really. Just a "Hey, from Bangladesh who would appreciate all 1 By DEAN C. HONEYCUTT show me a sign, and see to it Fay, could you lay off on the Dean Ehlers-a school of athletics. He' / Season's greetings to all that this boy graduates as jocks for a while, you know, doesn't he? who endure the final test of soon as possible. bring in something a little Each building on campus-a toll free pho aval Ob- this semester's last gasp, to I often wonder, when I lean more substantial?" and abra- servatory for the exact time. my faithful faculty and loving back in my impressive cadabra, the black quota gets Ronald Carrier-Woody Hayes. students, and to all those loyal naugahyde executive chair, filled. Health Center~a replacement set of their volume of "A Guide test rats in the bio. lab whose plant my feet on my in- My administrators work to Medieval Medical Practices." stout hearts never cease to timidating executive desk and modern miracles, yes. I hope Chuck Robb-a briefcase made of carpet samples. amaze me. Merry Christmas, ponder the spot on my left their Christmas is as bright as Converse Hall-more bad habits. each and every one. May it executive shoe, why it is I am their ideas which I receive I) hall workers-The Institutional Food Encyclopedia, volume rain lettuce on your parade. held accountable for the gift-wrapped in red tape one: "Fifty Ways to Disguise Soybeans," and a year's supply of To the paper boy who ran shortcomings of my univer- every dreary Monday mor- Adolph's Meat Tenderizer. for the Student Government sity. This I cannot un- ning. Lou Campanelli-the Nobel Peace Prize for accepting a tie with Association vice presidency derstand: I personally play no Of course, my steadfast the Czechoslovakian national team. last year and lost, and sub- part in the admissions bureaucrats must blink All those who must drive to Wine-Price-a free tire-balancing, sequently took to finding fault process. (Continued on Page 18) courtesy of the Commonwealth of Virginia. All those who must drive on Main Street-a deck of cards to Guest spot: play solitaire with whilewaiting for the flagmen to wake up. Virginia Highway Department-common sense. Concorde-landing rights at Weyers Cave airport. Security-a major riot on campus so they can finally use all the 'Time in air is like kissing' riot gear they've waited so impatiently to use. Library-a trash compactor so that they can fit in more books. By MARSHALL LEFAVOR concepts of aviation training dylled that first apprehension Thomas Floyd-a bag of rocks and a plaque engraved with "He On through Warren and the trends in Navy I felt because I seriously who is without sense, cast the first stone." Campus Center, I could not recruiting. I listened while he doubted if I could leave the Squirrels on the quad-access to certain buildings in their help noticing the recruiter's explained to an eager earth and return safely in one search for nuts. table, emblazoned with the prospect the requirements of of those things. I smiled as I Jerry Weaver and the University Program Board-The Beatles Navy Wings of Gold. Behind flight school. They sounded remembered that not only I agreeing to play at JMU, and no athletic events scheduled in it, a handsome lieutenant much the same as they were could, but I did. Godwin Hall that night. commander, probably not when I went through a decade The commander waited ROTC -the path from Hillcrest to Burruss Hall, for use as an much older than thirty, and ago. patiently while I mentally obstacle course. the trim figure of a lady "Say," I asked him. "Do leafed through 10 years of Dr. William Hall-a shadow "JayGee" delivered the litany you still take the qualified memories that included more Faculty Senate-a student evaluation handbook. of tne U.S. Navy to anyone applicants up for a ride in the than 500 hours in the air. Admissions Office-qualified male applicants. who was interested. T-28?" While I was not exactly Logan Hall-membership in the Women's Christian Tem- I paused at the table a "No sir," he answered, "Pappy" Boyington, I could perance Union. moment and looked at the noticing that I was definitely recall doing some nifty things Philosophy department-students. sleek, powerful lines of the F- long of tooth, and should be with airplanes-like pushing Vepco-they don't need a Christmas gift. They received theirs 14 Tomcat depicted on one of addressed as "sir," "We use the conical nose of an F-4 .Election Day. the folders. The commander the T-34 now." Phantom straight down at- Henry Howell-A bumper sticker, "If at thrice you don't suc- noticed my battered old flight My mind flashed across the the earth, then arching it up ceed. . ." jacket and introduced him- years to the day at Pensacola through a graceful loop, The ghost of James Madison-the ghost of Dolly Madison. self. when I first strapped myself leveling off six miles above The Breeze-six rubber bands, a roll of masking tape and a wad We chatted for awhile, and into a T-34~"Teenie-Weenie" the earth. of bubble gum to guard against equipment failure. he filled me in on all.the new we called it. The years have (Continued on Page ID

The Breeze wishes to thank all those people who gave their indispensable help with the newspaper this semester. eze TYPISTS PHOTOGRAPHERS ADS DESIGN Karen Prlllaman Judy Turk Wayne Parllow Al winner EDITOR PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR Debby C0WH1 Pat Henderson Debbi Galvin David Garland Woody Hut' Barbara Burch Mark Thompson Lawrence Emerson Beth Wood Pam l.ockwood Donna Cedar Bill Benavltz Bob l.everone l.ibby Wanner Terrl Becker Debbie Lash MANAGING EDITOR GRAPHICS EDITORS Corv Bonney Sherry McGuire Gary Fullerton Gina Gareri STAFF REPORTERS .. D.J. Stout Tom Dulan BUSINESS MANAGER Theresa Beale Michael Mathisen ADVERTISING MANAGER Karen Hobos Michael Lee Kent Booty NEWS EDITOR Mark Davlson , At this time. The Breeze would like to extend special thanks Tami Richardson ADS SALES l.ynda Edwards and best wishes to Bob Grimesey, who will not return as sports John Vogt SPORTS REPORTERS editor next semester. Grimesey has moved on to a job as a EDITORIAL EDITOR Ken Terrell sports" writer with the Harrisonburg Daily News-Record. He will Dwayne Yancey Frank Tatum Paul McFarlane be replaced by Paul McFarlane and Ken Terrell, who will serve Dennis Smith as co-sports editors. SPORTS EDITOR John Davis Editorial Assistant Sarah Strader The Breeze also thanks the countless practicum and Bob Grimesey Pam Howie" Production Assistant volunteer students who have helped with the paper. Diane Sahlln THE BREEZE. Friday, December 9, 1977, Page 3 [ Readers'£orUItl 1 Evaluation project ft —— could be profitable 9 To the editor: of time and money, I wonder I would like to comment on just what is important to The Don t sacrifice academics the Student Government Breeze. Perhaps we should Association Teacher-Course devote our time to really Evaluation, referred to in you important goals, such as Dec. 2 editorial. cheap beer and circuses. First, I would like to affirm The final point that I would for vocational training the rumors that the book is like to answer is that con- aimed primarily at basic cerning faculty participation. studies courses, but this does The SGA sent letters to each To the editor: pays no salaries, builds no Association is too worried not mean that it should not faculty member last spring, "Quality is the continuing tennis courts across 1-81 and about the operations of the also serve for upper classmen, and approximately 80 said yes stimulus which causes us to has no parking problem. legal corporation to express such as transfer students, who while about 50 said no. The create the world in which we Rather, this university any concern for the university may not be familiar with reason for the poor return of live." strives to generate new kn- of the mind __ either the "grapevine" or the responses is unknown. Some -Robert Pirslg owledge and evaluate new instructors at James Madison instructors had not heard of Recent articles in the ideas. The legal corporation is Darrell Pile will soon University. the project, so we are going to December 6 issue of The just a setting at which con- realize that oligarchy is an Second, I would like to try to reach each faculty Breeze by Dwayne Yancey ditions can be made favorable intrinsic part of any large comment on your statement member, explain the reasons and Barbara Burch have for the university of the mind institution, and that that "It is both a waste of for the project, and solicit examined . the quality to exist. domination by the leadership money and of SGA energy." their participation for next relationships of today's The idea that students over the population, out of The advising system has been semester. university environment. It is attend a university for an necessity, is an unresolvable under criticism for many In this way we hope to be pointed out that specialization education independent of dilemma in large institutions years, and with good reason. able to include block courses, and economic self-interest are grades, a degree and ad- such as James Madison This book will help sup- and to have the book out for the dominant ideology at the vanced opportunities, might University. plement the adviser in aiding use by freshmen, transfers contemporary university. seem a little outdated. a student prepare a schedule. and returning students. I Yancey's fear that modern However, the opportunities However, I sincerely hope The information could help believe JMU has an open- universities are becoming still ought to exist fdr the that the administration does with the choice of a particular minded faculty and that nothing more than advanced student interested in not become so involved with section of a basic studies participation will be at a level vocational training schools is becoming a rounded, gripes such as Pile's that it course, or, perhaps, serve to which will make the project not dumbfounded. His fear renaissance scholar. sacrifices intellectual op- influence a tough decision profitable. should be strongly considered If this legal corporation portunities desperately between two electives. Richard Wilkinson by administrators, as op- continues to limit the op- needed. If helping students with Chairman, SGA Curriculum portunities for intellectual portunities of intellectual David A. Sears schedule decisions is a waste and Instruction Committee advancement are further advancement, then it might be limited. _ better off as an affiliate of the The concept of a university Woodrow Wilson consists of two parts: the legal Rehabilitation Center. Voice needed in alcohol issue corporation and university of The unity of the two parts of To the editor: and next semester students has been introduced in the the mind a university is the main Administrators Dr. should take advantage of the The legal corporation Student Government determinant of its success and William Hall and Michael occasion. Association. The SGA can consists of the tangible respect. However, it is ap- Webb have delayed con- Last year, (The Breeze- (discuss, argue and debate aspects of the university. For parent that contemporary sideration of a proposal' to April 22, 1977) Webb stated alcohol policies until the example, the buildings, roads times are more conducive to allow the use of alcohol in that "alcohol, vandalism, and ; second coming of the Beatles, and lands which Dr. Ronald the separation of the parts. dormitory recreation rooms other 'anti-social' behavior but the dispute will not Carrier has taken so much The destiny of the university until the beginning of the next tend to be related." This change alcohol policies pride in further developing. remains in the hands of the school year. "implicit personality theory" because the decision is an However, the university of administrators, for the Next semester will be the of the university's community administrative one. the mind is nothing less than student population is student's "special" op- is not only held by Webb, but the continuing body of reason apathetic to academic mat- portunity to give his or her other administrators also. Students are urged to itself. This part of the ters. opinion before plans are During the second semester, contact the above ad- university owns no property, The Student Government drawn up for the use of alcohol responsible students should ministrators to. voice their in dorms. come together to convert opinion before a final decision In giving their opinion, those administrators into the is made on dorm alcohol students can shape or modify twentieth century, the Slides because part of their Evaluation helpful the attitude of those ad- year...1978! e-style is being developed ministrators involved in dorm by those administrators. The To the editor: the student has in planning his alcohol policies. Another proposal which students should participate in I was both surprised and schedule. It will be a relative This is the break in dorm would allow "special" dorm that decision. bewildered by the editorial look at the views of a large alcohol policies that all parties with alcohol 'not held Senator Alvin Walker position The Breeze has taken number of students, not an students have been waiting for in the dorm recreation (room) Spotowood HaU (Dec. 2 ) concerning the analytical device used to tell forthcoming Student each student absolutely what Government Association to take. The evaluation will teacher-course evaluation. help students by showing a 'South Africa our concern' The evaluation has the large number of courses and To the editor: cosmetic changes here and cluding the United States potential to become another teachers compared. I wish to take strong issue there to satisfy the Western President Carter has taken" (not the only) worthwhile aid" A major attribute of the with Bill Borges' Dec. 2 press, but nothing of sub- the Soviet Union and other proposed evaluation is that it column, "The Right stance. countries to task for their will be voluntary and open. Angle." While Borges con- The white minority has to repressive policies. The Thanks for Only those teachers who' demns apartheid on one hand, be made to realize that their deaths in the Soweto riots are willingly participate will be he suggests that black privileged days are over. our concern just as much as evaluated. This should in- majority rule is not the an- They can exist as equals in a Idi Amin's genocide against job success crease teacher participation. swer. new society. By their own the Ugandan populace is. There will be enough copies Black majority rule is intransigence they are driving In short, since the Pretoria themselves "into the laager." regime seems unwilling to To the editor: available so that students and inevitable in South Africa. advisors will each have their Whether it comes through I must also differ with make any progress towards We would like to take this own copy , making it another peaceful change or through Borges' statement about peaceful change, maybe it is opportunity to thank you for tool in a student's decision violence is largely up to Prime apartheid being a purely necessary for the United contributing to the total making process. Minister John Vorster and his "internal" South African States to do a little pushing success of the Youth Em- In closing, a word of advice Afrikaaner-dominated problem. Human rights around. ployment Service. This to The Breeze.. .Did you go to government. And "one man, violations anywhere are the summer we placed ap- the SGA to see just how the one vote" is a cornerstone of business of the world, in- James Al'Uon proximately 700 students in evaluation is to be run? Did democratic government. part-time, temporary and you write or contact other A transition period before permanent employment schools (such as Virginia majority rule may be opportunities within the Polytechnic Institute and necessary. But it must come. community. State University) who have The ugly racial situation in The Youth Employment had evaluations in the past to South Africa is rapidly ap- Service is a year-round see just how effective an proaching a boiling point. The program striving to place evaluation would be? Did you recent rioting in Soweto can students in gainful em- contact any administrators or attest to this fact. ployment in Harrisonburg and faculty members to get their Borges elaborates on the Rockingham county. We view on the subject? rights of the South African continue to encourage your It is good for a newspaper whites. He seems to forget support in the program. to take editorial positions on that they built their privileged Thank you again for all issues facing their reader- position on the blood and your cooperation. ship but that newspaper must sweat of black South Africans. Holly Haseltine accept the basic journalistic The Afrikaaner minority Y.E.S. Coordinator responsibility to do "foot- has done precious little in Bill Diehl work" if it is to arrive at a their 16 years of rule to im- Harrisonburg-Rockingham judicious stance. prove the lot of the black Student Placement Specialist Scott Simpson majority. Oh sure, a few " CfS ' 'AinViiliWWlrtftfrMiftWkWft'i W ■ . fc'niflitir Page 4, THE BREEZE. Friday, December 9, 1977 §iie§l~icw 4ft»* i€T| If Vassar Clements a phenomenon By JEFF BYRNE is excellent in concert. The Vassar Clements Band When Vassar toured with and Hickory Wind will appear Jerry Jeff Walker this past at Wilson Hall tonight at 8 summer, he brought along a p.m. in what promises to be a four-piece backup band delightful country and (, bass, drums, bluegrass concert. keyboards) and something I'd Vassar Clements is a never heard him play before: phenomenon in the world of an electric fiddle. At first I , not only was shocked that a tried-and- because he is the greatest true country boy Would have fiddler in the world, but any truck with such a con- because he refuses to confine traption, but the sounds he himself to a strict "country" produced were (to my great mode. relief) closer to Sugarcane CHALICE performs at a benefit concert for (keyboards). Rob llarwood (percussion). The bashful fiddler from Harris than Jean-Luc Ponty. WMRA Sunday night in Wilson Hall. Some of Dave Quann (), and Paul Tallent Kissimee, Florida made his Hickory Wind hails from the band members a re. from left: Dan Cappy (bass). debut at the Grand Ole Opry in West Virginia, but their Photo by Lawrence Emerion 1949 as part of Bill Monroe's popularity is greatest in the Bluegrass Boys, the group Washington DC. area, where 9 which gave the world Early they play to standing room Scruggs. But it was not until only crowds at such places as Book season 'one of best 1971, when the Nitty Gritty the Cellar Door, Childe Harold By JIM DAWSON Ace books has re-issued the "The Sailor On The Seas of Dirt Band released its classic and Birchmere. Appalachian The past year has been one original Lancer Books series, Fate," "The Wierd of the 3-record set "Will The Circle string-band music is their overflowing with impressive some with covers by Frank White Wolf," "The Vanishing Be Unbroken'" that Clements expertise and they play it with books of the fantasy and Frazetta. A word of caution, Tower," "The Bane of the gained national recognition. a feeling and exuberance swords-and-sorcery genre, however-the Ace series Black Sword," and "Storm- While the set featured such which many better-known along with some good contains a number of in- bringer." All are $1.25 each, notables as Doc Watson, groups fail to match. mainline science-fiction of- terspersed stories and entire except "Stormbringer" at Merle Travis and Mavbelle ferings as well. Whether Conan novels not written by $1.50. Carter. Clements shined Hickory Wind consists of choosing books for gifts or for Howard. The non-Howard Frank Frazetta is an artist above them all with his Mark Walbridge on guitar. your own collection, this stories are uniformly with an overpowering effect "Lonesome Fiddle Blues" and Bob Shank on banjo, Glen season is one of the best. horrendous compared to on any who view his work. a now-classic rendition of McCarthy on bass (Hickory With a selection ranging Howard's originals. Best known for his book-cover "Orange Blossom Special." Wind's only electric in- from J. R. R. Tolkien's "The Therefore, the Berkley barbarians, Frazetta is also a His playing was uninhibited strument), and Pete Tenny Silmarillion" to the re- Books Conan editions are favorite of many who don't, but at the same time graceful, and Sam Morgan on fiddle. emergence of Robert recommended over the Ace even care that much for combining a raw country hoe- All of the band members play Howards "Conan" series, series. Berkley has been fantasy but appreciate his down sound with a technical at least one other instrument, fantasy novels have come entirely faithful to Howard's painting skill and richly sophistication second to none. adding the sounds of man- back in force to bookstores own material, using no stories executed images nonetheless. Vassar has released dolin, dobro, and hammered everywhere. written by other authors. The Ballantine Books has several on the MCA dulcimer to theif music. First, Tolkien's three currently available released two oversize books of label, the latest of which, Hickory Wind, which has "Silmarillion" is a necessity titles are "The Hour of the Frazetta's art, "The Fan- "The Vassar Clements already released several for those who enjoyed the Dragon," "The People of the tastic Art of Frank Frazetta" Band," is a clear indication of albums, is a highly "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, if Black Circle," and "Red and "Frank Frazetta Book the direction his music is professional string ensemble only for its significance as Nails," $1.95 each. Two." taking. guaranteed to please lovers of Tolkien's final work. The book Michael Moorcock's The first book contains The combines jazz, traditional country music. will not be available in "Elric" series is now most of his better known blues and rock in a patchwork So mark your calendars, paperback until late next available in its entirety from work, but both are the sort of of progressive fiddle music. bluegrass freaks. Tonight's year for $10.95. DAW books, and comes with books that are impossible to There fs some sweet fiddlin' the night, the taste is $2, and Robert E. Howard's highest recommendations. put down without savoring on "That Old Black Magic" bring your dancin' shoes, "Conan" books have re- The six titles making up the every beautiful page ($7.95 and a hot fiddle-guitar duet on cause when the band starts to surfaced from two different saga of the albino prince in- each). Dicky Betts' "Jessica." a play you won't feel like sittin' , publishers in the past year. clude "Elric of Melnibone," (Continued on Page 6) technique which, by the way, no more. 6A Bridge Too Far9 'a definite must to see By BILL BORGES of a Custer-like encounter. progress to a snail-like pace. lacking. Poor Gene HacTcman which invariably goes along It takes a great deal of "Operation Market- Finally, there were more is required to play a Polish with it. courage to spend $26.5 million Garden" was a British- German troops in the area General as if he were a Polish Take, for instance, the to make a movie, especially American attempt, promoted than the Allied High Com- joke, while Ryan 0 Meal is a frame sequence in which the one about a relatively little by Field Marshall Mon- mand had expected; and brigadier general and looks screen is filled with a dead known battle (Arnhem) in tgomery to bring about the indeed the 2nd SS Panzer like the proverbial "boy man's exposed guts. This is no World War II. end of the Second World War Corps in that vicinity was to wonder." mere nod to the 1970s vogue Fortunately, in "A Bridge in 1944. be a major factor in the Fortunately these castings for overt senstions, but a Too Far," producer Joseph E. The assault was made by failure of the operation. did not seriously detract from subtle reminder to all that war Levine manages to get away combined Allied forces. The Five bridges had to be the film's overall effect. is no adventure per se. with it. airborne ("Market") section captured on their route. The In sum. "A Bridge Too Director Richard At- This gargantuan war was composed of thousands of last and most vital being, at Far" is, among other things a tenborough somehow pulls the classic is, at least in artistic planes and gliders bearing Arnhem, and this in the rather profound film. It film alitogether, which makes terms, one of the most over- men and equipment to be iopinion of Lt-General deglamourizes war and the it a definite must for all to go powering spectaculars to dropped behind the Nazi lines Browning, Montgomery's senseless bloody violence see. arrive on the movie scene in a in occupied Holland, while on second in command, was long, long time. the ground ("Garden") the "going a bridge too far." tanks of the British Second He said as much at Mon- Adapted by William Army set out on a mission to tgomery's final meeting Goldman from a book by carve a path from the Belgian before the operation. In the Conelius Ryan, "A Bridge Too border and join with the film it is saved for the very Far" recounts the military others to speed into Germany. end, where the Tightness of it foul-up known as "Operation Just about everything that is appropriately rubbed in. Market Garden." could go wrong did go wrong, The movie does not have This monumental snafu, as is usually the case when one of two central,characters like the charge of the Light one ignores the principles of but instead runs a lengthy Brigade, traditionally follows Murphy's Law. Faulty radios super-star gamut from Sean the British propensity for made communication im- Connery to Michael Caine to making a mess out of things possible, inclement weather Robert Redford, which in my during wartime. Though a hampered aii1 support, and the opinion is too many stars for valiant plan, and of noble road over which the ground one picture. intent, it falls flat on its face forces were to travel was too The character roles and is somewhat reminiscent narrow, slowing theii themselves are often times THE BREEZE. Friday, December 9, 1977, Page 5 Bowie again disregards musical conventions By JIM DAWSON "Heroes" displays the same of audiences, but one cer- the ever-present, threads of Finally, "The Secret Life of 's tran- tainty always remains: the impersonal cover format used Bowie's lyric degeneracy: scendence as the anti- Arabia" is the album's con- bulk of the material will show on "Low" and "Station to "The Sons of the Silent Age tribution to commerciality, chameleon of modern music total disregard for current Station," Bowie's last two Stand on platforms blank showing a sad case of a has become a self- musical convention LP's. (Since they were re- looks and no books respectable album nose- perpetuating reality over the Consequently, only those releases, "Starting Point" Sit In back raws of city past decade. Instead of ab- diving with its last song. persons prepared to trust and "Changes One Bowie" are limits Bowie's "Young sorbing accepted musical completely in Bowie as the ignored.) On all covers, lay in bed coining and going styles, Bowie works with a Americans" was at least a master of each stage in his Bowie is presented as an on easy terms partially excusable work, calculated opposition to the ongoing personal evolution inhuman mannequin, Pacing their rooms like a since music was not so mainstream, using innovation should buy a new Bowie oblivious to emotion and cell's dimensions widespread at that time and itself as his only permanent album without hearing it first. isolated in stark or unfamiliar Rise for a year or two had not attained the stigma it facet. x For good or for ill, David backgrounds. then make war has so rightly earned in the A Bowie album may be Bowie remains the most The music on "Heroes" is Search through their one intervening years. outrageous, unpleasant, unpredictable enigma in rock every bit as disconcerting as inch thoughts bizarre, distasteful or in- music today. the bloodless . cover Then decide it couldn't be One would have hoped that comprehensible to any variety Appropriately, the album photograph, yet the final done." Bowie and disco had parted impact of the record is "Blackout" and "Joe the ways after "Station to realized through and not in Lion," on the other hand, Station," parts of which spite of this coldness. suceed through their rejection showed a further descent into Although Bowie has taken of past influence. dance-music. the clipped and erratic style of The songs display a_ Not so, however. "Heroes" "Low'' into a more forceful frenetic, almost im- ends with a disco song ripe direction with "Heroes," the pressionistic construction of stylistic detachment remains. with every cliche from the Where "Low" relied on punchy little vocal teasers, "Heroes" shows a more rounded development of each vocal as a complete work. The instrumentals on both albums sound like two soundtracks in search of a movie, but those on "Heroes" show a looser and less structured hand. "Heroes" and "Low" are both cut from the same flesh,. but show different approaches to the use of materials. Bowie was chided by most critics for allowing "Low" to be dominated by 's stvlisms and , to spasmodic bursts of imagery obligatory female backing which Bowie responded that over a fitfully powerful the collaborations were ac- chorus to measured hand vehicle. clapping. tually ninety percent Bowie From "Blackout," for and ten percent Eno. Be that The listener can only example: assume that Bowie wanted the as it may, Eno's contributions "I just cut and blackout to the new album are a bit best of both worlds: a top- more restrained. I'm under Japanese in- forty single and an innovative fluence album. Another noteworthy band And my honour's at stake member this go-round is The weather's grim If this one does become the , former head of Ice on the cages single, there are going to be a , whose own Me I'm Robin Hood lot of bewildered people who aesthetic eccentricities blend And I puff my cigarette buy the album hoping for well with the exoticism of the Panthers are more of the same. album in general. Steaming Ironically, "The Secret Life Ultimately, however, the Stalking of Arabia" follows a side of record is Bowie's show from Screaming" progressive instrumentals, start to finish. "Beauty and the Beast" is making it even more obvious DAN CAPPY of Chalice sits surrounded by keyboards while "Sons of the Silent Age" is a strutting, arrogant strumpet and inappropriate. For- concentrating on a solo during the band's benefit concert for endearing if only as a blend of of a song, counterpointing the tunately, most turntables WMKA Sunday night in Wilson Hall. Bowie's past and present, Photo by Lawrence Emerson title track's mellower theme have a cueing lever.or reject joining "" era of a lover's oppressed op- switch to take care of this vocals to 1977 material with timism. unfortunate problem. Karras autobiography informative but bland 'Great as reference material but as enlightenment, forget it' By STEYEN SNYDER ., A. it against. The 1970s, however. "BlazinB'Blazing SaddlesSaddles.' " ««...«.„ In "Even Big Guys Cry," Alex have given us athlete-written books snotua accept any stereotyped view Karras traces his life beginning with Armed with these preconceptions of a defensive lineman as a brutal, that transcend this autobiographical and some glowing early press early childhood memories and outline, revealing intricate, complex unfeeling monster, incapable of moving through college and releases ("... there's never been a appreciating sensitivity and beauty. personalities that are aware of and football book as funny and as professional football days, up to the willing to comment on the But the portrayal of Alex, the young day in 1971 when he is cut by the touching . . only the zany, poet-laureate, strolling alone sociological and psychological uninhibited athlete . . . could tell Detroit Lions, the only aspects of their sport, and the role through fields of green, sniffing professional team he played for. the totally frank story of what flowers and contemplating the they play in it. happened on and off the field..."), I Good examples of this are Jim meaning of life in a blade of grass is The book is informative and well- Was prepared for a juicy, thought- a little hard to swallow. written, but lacks any color or Bouton's "Ball Four" and "I'm Glad provoking expose on professional You Didn't Take It Personally" Strangely enough, though the originality, falling into the same book was released this fall, the story bland category as hundreds of other (both co-written with Leonard Shecter, formerly the highest- Instead, the reader is treated to coincides with Karras' release from sports autobiographies. glowing accounts of the house Alex the Lions in 1971. It's hard to believe The sports autobiography has selling sports books of all time) and Dock Ellis' "In the Country of grew up in. the turtle he once stole that nothing of significance has always been a pretty standard thing from a pet store and his first kiss. happened to Alex during the last sue in American literature. It works " (co-written with beatnik- poet Donald Hall). Not exactly the stuff great literature years. like this: The sports figure speaks is made of. into a tape recorder, gives a It is also a fact, perhaps not There is almost no mention of his coincident^ lly, that these men are There are some amusing anec- historical sketch of this life, turns dotes dealing with celebrated fairly promising movie career or his the tape over to an established considered two of the biggest football legends such as Bobby stint as color commentator on writer (Herb Gluck, in this case) "flakes" to ever wear a baseball Layne, Big Daddy Lipscomb and "Monday Night Football." Oh well, who turns it into a book, usually uniform, much maligned by press maybe the tape ran out. and fans for their unorthodox, often' George Plimpton, as well as the reflecting not the ideas of the obligatory pot-shots at football Still, this book will satisfy those athlete, but the literary in- outrageous opinions and statements. commissioner Pete Rozelle. But I readers who delight in finding out dulgences of the writer. To me, Alex Karras always what their heroes were like as seemed an outspoken, controversial really didn't expect Alex to praise children or who enjoy rehashings As reference material, it is great sort of flake, himself. the man who suspended him for of famous games and football stuff, but as enlightening reading I remember the maniacal gambling. seasons long past. providing any sort of insight, forget defensive lineman bent on crushing Another annoying factor about For my money, I'll take the books It. v* Bart Starr, the man who was this book is Gluck's sensual of Ellis and Bouton any day. For Six or seven years ago. this type suspended from football for a year depiction of Karras' early some reason, I just can't get of book was beyond reproach, as for betting on his own team, and the childhood memories. psyched reading about soraeone'e there was really nothing to compare cowboy who punched out a horse in This is not to suggest that we grandfather's unhappy marriage. ' /.

Page 6. THE BREEZE, Friday. December 9, 1977 6Aja' reaffirms excellence By STEVEN SNYDER perfect pinnacle of excellence The list is impressive on the As a devoted Steely Dan fan established by their five new album, including Wayne since their inception, I find previous albums, a pinnacle Shorter (sax) of Weather reviewing their music an usually reserved for Dylan, Report, extremely difficult task. My Springsteen or Stevie (guitar) and Joe Sample Wonder. Personally, I have a (keyboards) of Crusaders, own musical preferences are Tom Scott (sax) and Victor so finely tuned to the Steely hard time thinking of even one Dan sound that, rather than Steely Dan song I do not like. Feldman (keyboards, vibes, bore anyone with a long list of The puzzling thing about percussion) of the L.A. Ex- superlatives, my best advice Steely Dan is that since their press, Mike McDonald has always been to just put the third album, "Pretzel Logic," (backing vocals) of the Doobie they ceased to be a live per- Brothers. Tim Schmit record on the turntable and (backing vocals) of Poco and listen. forming band. For all prac- It's all there-those in- tical purposes the goup the Eagles, as well as credible lyrical excursions, consists of only Donald Fagen, renowned session musicians the musical fluidity, the keyboards-lead vocals, and Steve Gadd, Bernard Purdie Walter Becker, guitar, the co- ad (drums), Jay conscientiousness and per- "Wah-Wah" Graydon and ception of the album as a authors of all Steely Dan whole -for anyone willing to songs. Steve Khan (guitar), Michael listen and be absorbed. The group's albums are Omartian () and Clydie . The release of "Aja," made with a varied assort- King and Venetta Fields Steely Dan's sixth album, ment of session men and (backing vocals). musicians from other groups. This is an incredible reaffirms the constant, near- phenomena when you realize that the Steely Da n sound is as easy to recognize and identify as the stylized sound of such Coe finds balance groups as Chicago and Jethro Tull, whose members have remained constant for many years. with his 'Tattoo' I certainly do not claim to By DWAYNE YANCEY "Longhaired Redneck" and understand all the symbolic, 's first "Rides Again" is now a image-laden lyrics of the new albums, "Once Upon a familiar one-an upbeat area album, nor will I attempt to Rhyme" and 'The Mysterious on the country side of the ascertain their significance in Rhinestone Cowboy" often invisible boundary between much detail here. sounded like hastily thrown country and pop. Hopefully, a short, musical together collections of songs Coe seems satisfied on description of each song will rather than an album of in- "Tattoo" not to dwell upon his suffice to whet the reader's ON A COLD WINTER'S DAY. two J Ml! students pass by Hilkrest terwoven numbers with a time in prison as he has so (Continued on Page 19) on their way to class. Photo by Mark Thompson dominant style. many times before. "Longhaired Redneck'' He does refer to it in the 9 was his first move away from liner notes, but, except for one such a disconnected fleeting line of "You'll Always Book season 'one of best presentation and the further Live Inside of Me," he prefers evolution of his own personal to deal with other topics in the (Continued from Page 4) On a different plane of Two science action brand of country-pop music. eight (out of ten) original Two other art books of note fantasy, a book which anyone paperbacks for the reader "Rides Again" showed us songs. are Roger Dean's "Views" who ever read Marvel Comics who might already have a what Coe was truly capable of Instead, the themes he and Patrick Woodroffe's sheuW enjoy is Stan Lee's wide collection of books and and his most recent LP, works with are the usual "Mythopoeikon." Dean has "Origins of Marvel Comics." would appreciate something a "Tattoo," represents the ones of lost loves, illicit become famous for his album The book reprints the origins little esoteric are "The Best of culmination of these efforts. unions and loneliness. cover artwork, and, "Views" of all the best-known Marvel Cordwainer Smith" and 'The It stands as a solid work Coe's imagination no is a hefty compilation of all his comics characters, including Cornelius Chronicles." which combines the smooth, longer runs wild lyrically as it best material and many lesser Spider-man, the Fantastic The Cordwainer Smith flowing style of his newer did on "Spotlight" or "Dakota known pieces as well. Four, the Incredible Hulk and book is from the excellent albums with some of the more the Dancing Bear." It is now Patrick Woodroffe, several others. Ballantine Books "Best of..." traditional themes which he tempered and restrained to although not so well known as Lee also gives insights and series, and is science fiction voiced on earlier records. give us such touching num- Frazetta and Dean,' is an up- anecdotes into how each with a surrealistic-fantasy The promise of David Allan bers as "Just In Time (To and-coming artist who paints character was created. An flavor ($1.95). Coe has always been his Watch Love Die)" and "Maria covers for British science- overall fun book to read, the ability to take new and Is a Mystery," which paint fiction and fantasy paper- book would make an unex- ''The Cornelius imaginative ideas and present interesting scenes without backs. pected but pleasantly Chronicles" brings all four of them within the conventional being overly cerebral or in- Woodroffe's unique style nostalgic gift($5.95). Michael Moorcock's infamous trappings of country music. tellectual. . . and vibrant use of color On the science-fiction front, Jerry Cornelius novels His early recordings ac- "Just To Prove My Love To makes "Mythopoeikon" worth several boxed sets are together into a massive cented traditional country You" is an uptempo song with consideration, especially for available. Arthur C. Clarke, thousand-page volume, and is while later ones have tended some handsomely crafted the reader who might ap- Robert Heinlein, Isaac guaranteed to be one of the to be weighted in favor of humorous lyrics ("I'd walk preciate something he has not Asimov and other authors all most unconventional books of creativity. across Kansas in a New York seen before. Both are $9.95 have science fiction sets the year ($2.95). On 'Tattoo" he finds just minute...crawl through each. currently on the market. the right balance between the Arizona like a flatland two. lizard...eat a West Virginia ' The style Coe developed on (Continued on Page 12) 52ZU

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OweIkrs among the stars TITUS HOLDS THE BLAZING ENERGY OF FAST AGAINST \TITUSAHB THE GODS THE MHT OF [LEAPED TOWARD JKSTAHS THE GfflS,(/tmL. VORMtNS 7m MfflfS OF \P0WFR K/VMAS THE kmEN7S.7lTU$t80Mm 7EKTH SOU OF A TEHTN StNyAtMFP MMimLE POWEfS AT tlh%PEFEAT- EPTHEGODS,ANDtEME ) THE SOUND ONE OF TW ANCIENTS. OF LAUGHTER YOU AM THE HEIR 70 . TITU3 CHAliMtil ER OF T/TDS7' THE GODS. THE TIWIC STRUGGLE BEGAN WITH A CRACK OF COiNK ENERGY- Name of CPB changed News to include 'university' By KENT BOOTY will probably be booked. The currently on the concert and briefs The name of the Campus performance will be in March house committees. Program Board has been or-April and tickets will be Ther CPB sold only about changed to "University "concert-priced," she added. 1.200 tickets to the Atlanta Program Board." Scott Phillips was elected Rhythm Section concert and Weed-killer found in pot The change was passed chairman* of the concert lost "somewhere around unanimously by the Student committee Tuesday, $3,000" on it, Sencindiver said (CPS)-The gc vernment has launched a $30,000 stuc Government Association determine if residues of the powerful weed-kil replacing Craig Sencindiver. He blamed the poor at- chemicals sprayed in Mexico remain in the illicit wc executive council at a meeting Sencindiver will resign tendance at the Nov. 20 being sold in the U.S. Sunday, according to SGA tomorrow and do an in- concert on the time of year; President Mike DeWitt. The ternship with a booking "Concerts around this t. le of Medical researchers are especially concerned about SGA senate had approved the whether residues of an herbicide called "Paraquat" are agency in Champaign, Illinois year generally don't sell well. name change resolution Nov. starting Jan. 9. Phillips is It's too close to final exams." being inhaled by American pot smokers, White House 29. Senior Drug Adviser Peter Bourne said. The change will officially According to Richard Hawks of the National Institute take place "some time during of Drug Abuse, "Paraquat-treated dope looks pretty the first eight weeks of next bad... but I'm sure it could be sold as some unusual semester, probably near the dope?'_ beginning," according to The government study will be complete next year, Hummer Davis, chairman of Hawks said, and will involve the screening of several the CPB executive council. hundred samples of Mexican pot seized by the Drug The CPB will be holding a Enforcement Administration. campus-wide contest for a new T-shirt design and logo Big Top busted starting in January, she said. "We felt like we had to (CPS)-"I was in the Air Force, just a clerk, and they change our name because sent me to Vietnam and Thailand. I started smoking all we're attending a - changing that good weed and that was that." and growing university," In the case of 31 year old Dennis Peron, that was not Davis said. The insertion of quite that. For 3 years Peron has operated one of San "university" into the name Francisco's cultural hotspots-the Big Top Marijuana "implies the entire school Supermarket. Smokers dropping by the 11 room Castro community, whereas 'cam- Street emporium could browse among five or six dif- pus' just implied those living ferent grades of pot, savor a sample jointand then weigh on campus," added Avila their purchase on provided scales. The atmosphere was Rodgers, chairman of the relaxed, accomodating everyone from bureaucrats to student services committee, factory workers. which first acted on the Peron estimates there were 6,000 regular Big Top resolution. shoppers. Inevitably, one of them was a narc. Last In other CPB business, the July 20, police stormed the market and confiscated a special events committee will potpourri of marijuana, hash,: hash oil, acid, probably bring either mushrooms, and a pile of business irecords. comedian Steve Martin or Fourteen people, including Peron, were arrested. George Carlin to campus next were led by an undercover agent who semester, according to previously had bought several lids and 20 hits of LSD at committee chairman Karen the Big Top. Peron thought the agent was "a middle Marcus. aged downtown secretary." The committee had initially Peron discovered his future vocation the day after his wanted to book Steve Martin Air Force discharge. "On day one I bought a pound. On for a perfoi mance, but found day two I was selling it and that's whit I've been doing upon contacting his agent that ever since." He said in seven years of active fending, his price is $l5,0O0-which most of his profits were plowed back into the com- "may be too high," Marcus munity, "into causes, into projects promoting organic said. Thry are now waiting lifestyles." for a response from Carlin's Unruffled by the battery of charges facing him, Peron agent, whe said. plans to focus his defense on the apparent illogic of If Carlin is less expensive California's recent decriminalization law. "How can than Martin, he will be the one they tell people that it's okay to have an ounce of performing, Marcus said, marijuana but it's not okay to have a pound," argues adding that she expects Carlin Peron. "Where does your miracle ounce come from if to be available for about not from my pound?' _ $7,500-110,000. If, however, Remember when? THE BREEZE. Friday, December 9, 1977, Page 9 by Bill Rcchln * Braat PWk«r l CAREER PLANNING " I"JMI_!I' • * MlllU 111 \1 AND PLACEMENT OFFICE INTERVIEWS FOR DECEMBER 1977.

Dec. 13-Southwestern Virginia Training Center (Special Education & Speech Pathology only) T __ Tree lighting President Carrier will light Announcements the Christmas tree at the Commuter (senator Senior recital Play presented campus center Dec. 9 at 7 p. m Any commuter interested Piano recital The Brass Ensemble, Curt Potter, tenor, and Chorale, Flute Ensemble and in running for the vacant off- Barbara Huskey, pianist, will "In the Boom Boom campus senate seat in SGA Room," a play by David Sylvia Nelson will present a Recorder Quartet will par- jointly present their senior Rabe, will be presented in the full recital of major piano ticipate. Students, faculty, should contact Wayne Baker recital today at 3 p.m. in the literature towmorow at 3 staff and their families are at 434-3537 or 433-6529. The Anthony-Seeger Auditorium. Wampler Experimental . seat will be filled at the Theatre Dec. 7-10 at 8 p.m. p.m. in Wilson Hall invited. Refreshments will be regular meeting of the Used book sale each evening. Admission for Auditorium. served and there will be candy Commuter Student Com- students is $1. The play is Loan checks under the tree for the little mittee. The SGA will sponsor a suggested for "mature people. used book sale starting Jan. 9. audiences." Checks for those receiving Gymnastics meet Used books will be collected BEOG-NDSL-SEOG-CSAP Kappa Delta Pi and tripling for first semester The mens and women's Jan. 9-12 on the Mezzanine Play, variety show floor of the campus center. can be picked up at the Kappa Delta Pi's fall *77 gymnastic teams will host a cashier's window in Wilson duel gymnastics meet with The sale will be held in rooms The Dinner Theatre pledge project of stuffing B and C Jan. 10-14. Money and Hall from 8:30 a.m. - 12:30 stockings for the Salvation Frostburg State tonight at 8 productions of "The Fan- p.m. and 1 p.m. - 3:30 p.m. p.m. in Godwin Hall's Sinclair books will be returned to tasticks" and the variety show Army will be conducted at 4- students Jan. 16-17. Daily Accounts are not 4:30 p.m. Monday in Wilson gym. Students with I.D. and "Ten for the Road'" will be automatically credited and preschoolers will be admitted hours will be announced later. presented this weekend at the 309. Old members are invited Community Activities Center any unpaid balances force to come and bring a toy as free. Parents and children Real estate class registration packets to be well. will be $1 at the door. in Harrisonburg. held. A non-credit real estate The JMU company will The initiation ceremony for Caps and gowns course for those planning to perform "The Fantasticks" at all new members will be held take the state examination for 3:30 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. Dec. 9 Parking fines All students meeting 7-8 p.m., Tuesday in Moody licensing as a real estate and "Ten for the Road" Dec. Effective Jan. 11, all Auditorium. Old members graduation requirements in salesman will be offered 10 at the same times. Tickets, December and who will be parking fines must be paid at are welcome to come and beginning Jan. 16. The course $1.50 for adults and $.75 for the Security Office in the observe. Prospective participating in the May is also useful for those persons persons under 18, can be upper level of the General members should have their graduation exercises can who want to know more about bought at the community Services Building which is membership fees sent to place their order for caps and purchasing, managing or center daily 10 a.m. to 10 p.m. gowns in the bookstore. Or- opposite the power plant Linda Parsons, Box 2917, by selling their own real estate and until show times. For Fines may be paid 9 a.m. - 4 Monday evening to insure the ders placed now will be property. For more in- more information call 433-9168 shipped by Jan. 15. p.m. daily, except Saturday, preparation of initiation formation call 433-6624. ™ .. or 433-9169.— Sunday,uuuuyj, and oiiu legal legal holidays. UUUUdp. certificates.vvnuiiaira.

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The entries were Dr. Francis Adams, prove my love to you.' ). the album. too many of the songs sound uniformly excellent and all professor of English, was the "Daddy Was a God-Fearin' Whether because Coe can the same, blending together in were appreciated speaker at a recent breakfast Man" is in the same vein as now imprint his style on a kind of continuous sound -Winning entries may be meeting of the College English "If That Ain't Country" from others' music or whether they without any peaks or valleys. picked up in The Breeze office Association. The meeting his last album, a song came so close to his style to "Tattoo," however, does after Sunday and all other was held in conjunction with dedicated to the proposition begin with is difficult to tell, show improvements in both of entries may be picked up the annual meeting of the that "God-fearin' country but both sound like vintage these categories from "Rides during office hours South Atlantic Modern folk" are a superior breed. David Allan Coe material Again." Language Association in Coe's writing talents, both even though he did not write David Allan Coe has carvea Palmer selected Washington, D.C. musically and lyrically, have them. out a niche for himself in the Forrest Palmer, Dr. James Poindexter, grown in past years and have The two most outstanding country-pop music world. documents librarian and also a professor of English, been polished to a smooth, problems with "Tattoo" are The only concern now is professor of library science, presided at the meeting. easy finish. ones which he had on "Rides that he does not get com has had his biography Poindexter is president of the Perhaps to, show that he is Again": the length of the filacent and fail to grow in the selected to appear in the 40th North Carolina-Virginia not yet satisfied, he includes songs, or more appropriately the lack thereof (there are uture as he has in the past edition of "Who "s Who in College English Association. two copies, "Canteen of few years. America." 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By DENNIS SMITH do not revaal his intellectual of life. Dasl Have you ever taken an art capabilities," Beer said. "I this quality, course and wondered how intensified the features to uses thick oil good an artist your teacher convey this quality." the texture c was? Administrators have been In contras Hundreds have been filing searching for a permanent beautiful m into Sawhill Gallery in the home for the bust of Madison, Jerry Coulte Duke Fine Arts Building this and it may be placed at the "Night of the week to answer that very entrance of Madison viewers on a question. Memorial Library in the into the wor The James Madison future. nermost fear University Faculty Art Of the paintings in the Painted in Exhibition, which continues exhibition. Dr. Crystal grays, the b through December 16, Theodore's first attract the bolizes the i features sculpture, paintings, viewer's eyes. . brain from photography, porcelains, "Hill Country," painted in emerge. / jewelry and architectural warm brown and orange charges out plans by faculty members of watercolors, gives the im- portion into the art department. pression of a far-off wilder- nightmare. The main attrraction is the ness on a rainy day. The The roai first public display of Kenneth positioning of trees and Coulter's pai] Beer's bronze bust of James mountains and the water- his concentn Madison. colors lend a hazy quality to thought rathe The bust, twice life size, the work. value. has intensified features and In "Appalachian Spring No. quotations on the back and 3," she again juztaposes the The "rint collar in a successful attempt trees and mountains. symbolizes si to express Madison's views on However, the beautiful greens is present i education. of the mountains and blues of works. "Most portraits of Madison the sky result in a painting full First apj

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add to deceiving in Jack McCaslin's from her series in the shape of i also series of four untitled works. states. The Texas Casserole convey At first glance, they look like is Casserole dish in the shape e. scribbles of young children of Texas. The burnt rope- Jdore's and adults. However, the shaped handle adds an extra scenes, series is actually a probe into flair. marish their fantasies. Ronald WyanckO's golden ads the Frances Grove's rings with inset pearls and reality "Congregation" is a break smoky quarts are two of the ;n's in- from her normally delicate most beautiful works .in the syle. The dark blue water- show. es and colors used for the His silver pins in the shape f sym- background blend superbly of underwater creatures man's with the black trees and birds surpass works of jewelry and ireams to form a powerful painting. approach sculpture. "rino" In "The Tune Lightning With all of its fine works of bottom Plays," Sam Benson wants the art, the show still has its like a viewer to feel the rhythm set weaker points. Steve Zapton's

up by his flowing oranges, "Amy and Tyers" borders ■ re of blues and purples. between eroticism and per- nbolize Jim Crable's "16 Views of versity. The below-the-waist inner H. W. Hawkins" forms a shots of the two young nude sthetic rhythm much like a dance, children apparently dancing with photos from all sides set in unnatural positions and against a blue background. forms leaves the viewer dumb- l also The result is a swirling, founded. which flowing effect. The exhibition has works of his The most unusual works of from all mediums of art, and art in the show are Masako is worth viewing. You may be s are Miyata's three white wares surprised at what you will see.

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(Continued from Page I) last year's SGA but failed to Jan. 11-13. according to states that after nine weeks of use. The money will be used Wessen. school or one week after mid- to defray expenses for a Signs advertising "free terms, documented proof of convention trip to Texas, a legal beverages" for the SGA- extenuating circumstances Madisonian representative sponsored Christmas dance such as illness or death in the said. must be changed to read family would be necessary for The money was originally "refreshments provided" the student to secure a "W" intended to be used for a trip because the SGA cannot grade for a class he was to France last year, but the advertise that beer is being failing. Wessen said. trip was not taken because of provided, according to Any other grade would be the expense, he said. Johnson. changed to a "W", but the Any student who en- Johnson said he was told "F" would be retained if there countered problems with the by an Alcoholic Beverage are no extenuating cir- recent senior pre-registration Control officer that beer cumstances, he said. As a should contact SGA Senator cannot be used as a drawing compromise measure, Scot Simpson or card to the dance because the Wessen suggested that a Parliamentarian Clyde SGA has a banquet license "WF" grade be issued to Findley. Simpson and Findley rather than a premise license, record that the student did not are "evaluating the ef- and that "free legal complete the course with an fectiveness of the pre- -beverages" apparently "F. he said, but this was not registration program." connotes alcohol. acted upon by the senate. Wessen said. Although the dance is The SGA senate voted to The SGA will collect books advertised as "semi-formal," allow the Madisonians and the Jan. 9-1.1 for the spring anything excluding blue jeans JMU Jazz Ensemble to keep semester's used book sale, will be appropriate, according $1,000 that they received from which will probably be held to various SGA senators h*H*M*W*M*M# Valley Sports Shop 9:30 A.M. TO 9:00 P.M. Center, Inc. Mon. thru Sat. £07 E. Water St. Let's Go Skiing 434-^580 WithJC Penney Complete Line of Your Headquarters For Ski Apparel Sporting Equiptment Women's Ski Shop Jacket $29 Jacket $29 Zip front, two color fashion ski jacket. Zip front tri-color fashion ski jacket Nylon with needle punch polyester Nylon with needle punch polyester We've got ""• fill. Other ski (eckets $27-134. -- . what you want. Sweater $U Vest $20 JWCdlCr *IO Snop front tri-color foshidn vest SS^* — "*" Nylon with n^d^nch po^t m w Vest $20 Sweater $16 Zip front, two color fashion vest. Acndk k^f .rSLu * Z, Nylon with need,, punch polyester ^L^.^ ~ "*" ,• f Bib Pant $25 Nylon needle punch polyester fill bib ski pant with lycra side stretch - i:l inserts. ren'sSki Shop Ski Parka $40 26" length. -Multi-color panels outlined by contrast piping, Six Pair Of Earrings And A Caddy convertible collar, zipper cuffs, 2 zipper pockets. Inside goggle $5 pockets. Polyester fiberfill insulation. CompM* Other ski lockets $37. A half-dozen pair of 12K gold filled earrings and a handy tortoise-tone caddy to keep your collection safe, all for Bib Pant $28 & $30 one low price! You'll want several sets, Front zipper. 1 zipper pocket, they make great gifts. elastkised waist, stitched crease, Mail orders invited. storm anklets. Convenient Terms, Layaway And Major Credit Cards. Sweater $15 STUDENT CREDIT ACCOUNTS INVITED Acrylic hand embroidered ski sweater—crew neck. Assorted colors. Convenient I ^JJewel DIAMOND SOCIALISTS FOWOVfBBox SO YEABS Lay-away plan 28 South Main a small deposit Open Nightly Til 9 Except Saturdays r - i ^7-TlieChristmasPlace >&m+*0H+Kr*0*0*+H* +•***> y& THE BREEZE. Friday. December 9, 1977, Page 17 p A R A D E S

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Photos by Mark Thompson \ Page 18, THE BREEZE, Friday, December 9, 1977 Lord, if You're out there... Environmental concern (Continued from Page 2) education. We have laid the A liberal education these working at UCLA sometimes; small wonder it is groundwork for a new fifth days is not much more than a how failures slip through school, and we will have degree in some unmarketable every once in a while. greater visibility, and I have discipline, and you have to It is with this in mind that I given our coaches a place to admit you cannot spend (CPS)-Students have often used their collective power offer my blessings to the hide when the limelight turns Existentialism. to ban products on campus that represent harmful English faculty, that terrific sour on them. So happy holiday to all of moral concerns. In many western states, for example, institution of unnotables I have seen to it that those who plan to program students have been successful in banning Coors beer which somehow managed to commuters have a place to computers. You hold the from the campus because they believe the Coors com- make freshman English the park their bicycles. I have punch card to our university's pany institutes discriminatory and repressive conditions killer course it is today: a offered my sympathies to a future, and yes, this is a for its workers. ruthless machine which weeds faculty which has good reason university. It says so on the At UCLA, environmental concern has prompted a out most of the illiterate fools. to fear student evaluations. label. And the meter maid's ban. The student government recently voted to ban See here, your noble efforts I have personally shown pushcart. aerosal products with fluorocarbon propellants from do not fly by unnoticed. John Dalton our highways and Therefore and in con- sale at the campus store, according to the UCLA Daily However, I must confess, it is biways, the Tandberg tape clusion, may each of you Bruin. The reasoning comes from research showing the literate fools which bother decks in the language lab, and depart from this noble factory that fluorocarbons destroy the earth's ozone layer, and me most. I have not figured the air brakes on the spirit with strong minds, proud allow harmful radiation to reach the earth's surface. out what to do with the SGA. bus, every blessed trophy case hearts, and high grade The ban will set a precedent, a student government Contrary to popular and the Thursday night averages.. I would like to official said, by "banning the sale of a product for non- opinion, this semester has seen planetarium show. express my best wishes for economic reasons". many great changes take And friends, it was for your your futures, however short The passage of the ban was aided by a bill passed this place which surely throw sake I kept him out of your and dismal they may be; summer by the California legislature which prohibits James Madison University library. merry Christmas to all and to the sale of fluorocarbon products after April 15, into the realm of higher • So we've a few un- all a good year. 1979. dergraduate degrees here and there, what the heck? The State Council of Higher Commuter Education for Virginia seems NOdhOD -T to think if something is not parking useful, it is not necessary. £ "* Yes well, they definitely have a point there, folks. (Continued from Page 1) located in X lot. he said. Many of these cars, according to Haag, "might have been far away from the dorm com- plex." Other senators from the N- complex said that, while there is a need for special com- muter parking spaces, the use This fine authentic English of "premium spaces" was not Fish and Chips house also fair and might inconvenience features delicious Colonial residents. Fried Chicken, man sized Many students in submarines at modest prices. Frederikson need their cars Be sure to try beer on tap, a to get to student teaching, lager and lime or coleslaw according to Robin Lawrence, made fresh daily. senator from Frederikson Hall. 815 E. Market St.. Harrisonburg Two senators said they had Convenient Drive-Up Window heard nothing but favorable feedback, and Tim Averill Call Ahead For Foot from Weaver Hall called the Take Out Service plan the "perfect solution." L COUPON ! Shadetrre Glass Shop )(, ' [•New Supply of Beer Mugs; renting in • Engraving Available s * Oet a personalized glass or mug for a friend 434-1004 Introducing W £. Water St. (under the parking deck) The Bose Model 601.

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think-that possibility went out the program. tne stable became ob- tournament in University Hall last By PALL Ml FARLANE window when you walked through the solete and was converted to a gym. year. JMU lost to VMI by eight Welcome to Lexington. Va . the Pit. door. The Pit is so noisy that the of- Wednesday night, the Dukes lost by The Pit. simply, has earned its 18. thus, the ten-point home-court The place is small, old. cold, loud ficials' whistles are hardly audible. reputation Although the players say and the home of the VMI Keydets advantage The place is also small. The ceiling that last year's game against Old Much of that advantage is credited team. at its highest point can't be more than Dominion in their Field House was Seating capacity for the Pit is u.KiM) 2d feet from the floor, the sound louder. The Pit is the loudest place the to the fans. Even when they're not better than half of which is Cadets shouting, they are intimidating reverberates throughout the Pit. Dukes will visit this season. The . During the lineup announcements, the who. in a pregame chant yell. cadets watch the entire game on "Welcome to the Pit." The chant is And finally, the gym is cold. cadets stand with their backs to the Unless the temperature inside the Pit their feet shouting, and filling the gym deafening but is only the beginning of with sound. court when the opposition is an- the intimidation: intimidation that is under 40 degrees, the heat is not nounced Although it isn't vocal, it is includes the opposing team, coach turned on. Whoever decided a home-court effective And. of course, when the and fans. But to understand the Pit one must advantage was worth seven-to-ten a crowd gets vocal, the Pit just swarms understand its history. The building game must have seen a game played with sound and cheers for its team. Even when the noise level is at its The noise, the chill, the at- lowest, you still have to scream to the is nothing more than a converted in the Pit Most coaches will agree stable. In 1948. when VMI found it that the Pit is worth ten That just mosphere there's no other name for person next to you to be heard. And this place but the Pit. you can forget about hearing yourself necessary to give up its cavalry might be true At the Virginia Tip-Off

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l i VMI downs Dukes 86-68 The Pit proves too much for JMU

ByBOBGRIMESEY until the 10-minute mark in then poured it on the Dukes, the first half," JMU coach Lou who appeared intimidated by LEXINGTON-The cadets Campanelli said afterward the partisan home crowd. of Virginia Military Institute "After that though, we just The Keydets went on to held a pep rally here Wed- missed key shots and couldn't nesday night, during which shoot 53 per cent from the field the VMI basketball team come back." and 78 from the foul line, while trounced James Madison taking advantage of 25 University 86-68. Madison turnovers to widen 'We just missed the margin more and more as The IB-point loss. JMU's the game progressed. second worst of the season, The Dukes on the other dropped the Dukes record to 4- key shots and hand, shot 41 percent from the 2. while the Keydets. who have field and grabbed only nine won their last 23 at the home couldn't offensive rebounds. they call "The Pit," improved Overall. Madison to 5-1. 9 outrebounded the Keydets 38- Both teams were dealt 20- come hack 32. but none of the Dukes could point losses by the University outplay Montgomery and gain of Virginia in the U.Va. Tip- After 10 minutes, the position for their numerous Off Tournament at the Keydets had worn the JMU missed shots. beginning of the season. lead to a 16-16 tie behind the "I thought we were getting But the Keydets had a hard inside play of Dave Mon- decent shots." Campanelli time getting started as JMU tgomery and the outside said. "But we were missing JMU'S SHERMAN DILLARD drives, to the basket for two of his took an early 8-2 lead on the shooting of freshman guard them and not getting the of- game-high 23 points. His effort was in vain, however, as the shooting of Sherman Dillard Dennis Johnson. fensive rebounds. Dukes lost to the Keydets 86-68 in Lexington. Number 21 for the and Pat Dosh. With the VMI cadet corps at "I don't know if it was r*- Keydets is Dennis Johnson. Johnson scored 22, hitting 11 of 14 "I thought we played well near hysteria, the Keydets (Continued on Page 21) from the floor. Photo by Mark Thompson Duchesses whip Bobcats By RON HARTLAUB "We have a lot of depth, The women's basketball and I feel we all contribute team, behind a strong per- evenly," she commented. formance by center Mendy JMU never trailed in the Childress, posted a 70-50 Frostburg game. The triumph over the Bobcats of Duchesses used a strong in- Frostburg State Tuesday side game early to offset the night. Bobcats outside attack. Childress, a 5-foot-ll With the score 9-6, JMU junior, scored a game high 28 coach Pam Wiegardt was not points while connecting on 12 totally pleased by the per- of 15 from the field. She also formance of her team. contributed 11 rebounds and "I thought we were sloppy, blocked two Frostburg shots. but overall I was pleased with She continually found open a lot of things I saw," holes and pockets in the Weigardt noted. "I also think Frostburg 2-1-2 zone defense, we were a little too relaxed." and took advantage. Two other players scored in double-figures for the "I took more shots tonight Duchesses. Bette Notaro than normally because I was scored 11 points, had five hot. I fee' much more con- rebounds; and added three fident about my shots this steals to the victory. season." JMU also received a fine Last season, Childress performance from freshman averaged 14 points a game, guard Cathy Hanrahan, who is-'' and was the second leading playing with a broken finger. scorer behind the now- Hanrahan scored 10 points, graduated Katherine Johnson. pulled down six rebounds and This year, she leads the dealt out four assists coming Duchesses in scoring with a 17 off the bench. IRENBEHHY'S NEVILLE SLAUGHTER Ikenberry won 1-3 to win the overall title. point average, but feels no Hanrahan's high school (right) controls the ball against Dead Boys' Ikenberry also won the championship Division added pressure on her to teammate, Kathy Railey, also Bob Shultz in the intramural soccer cham- title b\ defeating Gifford 2-1 Wednesday night, score .»,., ,,,, Mn (Continued on Pago. 24) - • pioilshlp fcimV -played Tuesday night. enon, „y A. w.i.n.r THE BREEZE. Friday, December 9, 1977, Page 21 •** Pit, Keydets too much; Dukes beaten by 18 (Continued from Page 2U) Montgomery, who seven points on three oc- detrimental. t Montgomery or what, but you dominated the inside game casions. Dosh ended with 19 for the just don't win too many games But behind the free throw JMU VMI throughout the game, ended Dukes and Steve Stielper had FG FTTP FOFTTP when you only shoot 44 per the half with eight rebounds shooting of freshman guard 10. • 1-2 1* Dosh Carter • 2-4 20 cent." and four points. John Goode (six for six) and "We played well at both 2 0-14 Railey Salmood 2 1-2 S VMI's Ron Carter brought Both teams were plagued by the outside shooting of 3 4-4 10 Stielper Goode 3 M 12 ends." noted VMI Coach 3 0-0 « Hughett Lombard 5 0-0 10 the Cadets to their feet early turnovers in the early going as Johnson, the Keydets out- . "We 11 1-2 23 Dillard Johnson 11 0-0 22 with a driving layup that put the Keydets lost the ball 10 scored the Dukes 25-13 over crashed the boards well. We 1 2-2 4 Blickmon Kolesar 1 2-3 4 VMI up 2-0. times and the Dukes 13. the waning minutes until played with intensity. We shot 0 0-0 0 Croai Montgomery 3 54 11 But Dillard and Dosh taking a 84-62 lead on a 1 0-0 2 Shoulders Carter finished the half with the ball well. 30 8-11 68 Totals 34 18-23 8S combined for four consecutive 13 points, but it was Johnson's Montgomery jumper with 1:4l "1 just think we played the Halflime score:38-28. VMI. • "\ baskets to give the Dukes an 8- eight, all of which came remaining. way the game is supposed to Team fouls: JMU 18. VMI 18; Foul 2 lead with 16:39 left in the during VMI's early comeback The Dukes then pulled the outs: none. Technical fouls: none. be played." Rebounds: JMU 38, VMI 32. Turnovers: first half. i from their 8-2 deficit that game to the final 86-68 margin In the meantime, the cadets JMU 25, VMI 15. Shooting Percentage. The Keydets came back proved most crucial. as both teams substituted concluded the night like any JMU (30-72) 41 percent. VMI (3444) S3 with eight straight points by The Keydets shot 50 per cent freely. percent. good pep rally should end — Officals: Frlam. Everett. . Johnson and Kelly Lombard. from the field and 80 per cent Johnson led the Keydets by singing the VMI alma Attendence: 2,800(Capacity). to go up 10-8. from the foul line against the with 23 points and was joined mater as the opposing team The lead then changed Dukes' 39 from the field and 33 by Carter, who had 22, Goode walked slowly off the court. hands four times during the from the line to take a 38-29 with 12. Montgomery, 11 and next three minutes until lead into the locker room at Lombard, who had 10. Montgomery hit a jumper the half. Dillard led all scorers with with 9:45 remaining to give Both teams played for the 23. but with the Dukes' lack of the Keydets a 16-14 lead, after first ten minutes of the second offensive rebounding his 11 for -VOICE OF which they never trailed. half with JMU pulling within 23 shooting actually proved f THE We Are Now

JPgNJ FAN Tired of the same old hamburgers and Pizza - Then 'Tease' stalls Dukes We are something else." Once again we can thank Coach Lou Campanelli! for try something eke! an exciting basketball game. Saturday night's tour- nament playoff between JMU and Northeastern University was just beginning to get a litte dull as the | 88CaritonRd. Dukes piled up a fairly substantial lead, when Cam- ijbmjtpni Sun.-Thurs. Ibm-llpnt fit-Sat (Beside Pizza Hut)' panelli ordered his team into the four corners "tease" offense. After moving into the four corners, Madison promptly began losing their lead and their fans began edging back out of their seats as the excitement grew. But Coach, THE DEADLINE IS that kind of excitement we don't need! This "tease" offense is just a euphemism for a "scared" defense. Its only purpose for a 111 can see is to APPROACHING! lessen the Dukes "lead and thus make games more ex- citing. Time and time again I have seen Madison lose If you are a freshman man a lead and often a game after being placed in the four corner stall. or woman, the time is nearing for Time and time again I have seen hot players seemingly able to hit any shot, cooled down by the stall. you to submit your application for Time and time again I have seen team momentum all but halted by the stall. And time and time again I have a 3 year Army ROTC scholarship. If wondered, 'why does Campanelli go on using it?" Coach Campanelli ought to ask himself how the team you want to be a leader, this may be got its lead in the first place, "was it by sitting in a stall?" Of course not, it was by playing hard with a strong offense. Why change tactics when things are the place for you to start. Plan now going right and play defense instead of offense? If the reason is to hold on to a lead and kill time, then to register for one of the Military why do we sometimes lose most of our lead? Coach Campanelli, I believe that most fans feel as I Science courses listed below,to insurej do on this point. We want to see our team win by good hard playing and shot making and not by running the your eligibility for a scholarship clock out. If we keep sitting on the ball, Coach, occasionally we and to give you a chance to look at are going to get sat 0n —and none of us want thai.' the ROTC program. Not only is there John Vogt i no obligation, but books and other supplies are furnished free of charge Band spoils game I cannot stay silent to a gross injustice done to the COURSE SEC TIME DAYS CREDIT Madison Women's Basketball Team-the hard-driving Duchesses. While the Duchesses were in the last stretch! of a MISC OOl 901 1500-1700 TH O strenuous game against the University of Maryland, members of the JMU band began to warm-up their in- struments, oblivious to the women who were pl&ying MISC HO 401 1050-1205 I^WF t "their hearts out. To make such racket was very rudje and (BLOCK) potentially distracting to both teams. Assistant Coach Margaret Tyson is to be commended on her attempt to silence the drumming, flute warm-up, ISC 220 OOl 1050-1140 TuTh 2 horn warm-up, etc. But, after some silence, more flits of 002 1215-130S TuTh 2 unmelodic music broke into the intense gymansiim. As a representative of the JMU Women's Collective (a budding organization soon to attempt to be con- For more details, give us a call at stitutionally recognized on campus) , I speak for many persons who commented upon the lack of sensitivity and 433-6264, or stop by Godwin 335 courtesy extended to the Duchesses. We abhor this in- cident and forcefully request that it not happen again. Mary A. Leary --1 Army ROTC. member JMU Women's Collective ll-*-»-",'-«T'-ffv r-^K" Learn what it takes to lead.!

\ Page 22. THE BREEZE, Friday, December 9, 1977 Try Us You'll Like Us Record falls to 2-1: DISCOUNT Generals edge JMU wrestlers CAMERA The Generals" Warren JMU's Brett Dunlap 9-8 and By DENNIS SMITH Mory (Hvwt.) ended the Chris Duresky 6-5 respec- " The hopes by beating tively. SHOP University wrestling team JMU's John Kubesh 4-3. The Dukes' Scott Breslin ONE DAY PICTURE dropped its second dual meet In the 118 weight-class, the (150) stopped W&L's of the year, this time to Dukes' Dennis Herndon momentum with a 6-2 decision PROCESSING SERVICE Washington-Lee University improved his dual meet over the Generals' Jim -EXCEPT WEEKENDS— 20-16, Tuesday night record to 3-0, with a 11-3 Flippen. After that match Bev Rogers (158) expanded The Dukes record now decision over W&L's Ed \All Types Batteries Films Flashbulbs Kramer. the Generals lead to 14-7 with stands at 1-2. a win over JMU's Kelly JMU led in the match, until The Dukes fell behind (9-3) \NIKON KODAK CANON VIVITAR after Herndon's win, as three Sharpes. W&L's Dan Kniffen (190) In the 167 weight-class. OL YMPUS-PENTAX-YASHICA edged the Dukes' Dale straight JMU wrestlers lost. The Dukes' Pepper Martin Scott Utegaard got the night's Eaton 2,-1. Kniffen won the only pin over W&L's Jim HANMEX-POLAROID CAMERAS match on riding time. (126) lost a decision to W&L's Howard Knipp 9-3. While the Stoeffle with 4:42 gone in the Complete Darkroom Supplies Eaton will be out the rest of match. The pin moved the this semester with a nerve Generals' Mike Deighan (134) and Ray Gross (142 sli pped by Dukes into a tie. problem in his elbow. Mark Elander decisioned I ALL AT Phone 434-8272 the General's Tom Oxendine 3-1 to vault the Dukes into the Intramural bowlers lead 16-14. However, the loss 187 N. Main St. in the 190 weight -class and Harrisonburg, Va. heavyweight gave the hold championships Generals the victory. By RICHARD AMACHER bowlers average over 140 Six teams met for the in- points a game. Ray Clarke tramural bowling cham- averaged a 171 followed Presgrave pionships Wednesday night at closely by Nick Landis 166, *>" the Valley Lanes. Gary Smith 163 and Rob The Nuttesville Pinheads Powell 141. Gun Shop sporting a 32-11 record played Cliff Jackson of The the Killerpins 31-13 for first Promised Land bowled a 608 44 W. Elizabeth St. place. In other action the for the high set of the season. Honkers 28-16 met Delta Lissy Stoll of Alpha Gams Sigma Pi 28-16 and The Beer holds both the high game and If You're Looking for Fear Five Minus One 27-17 high set for women. Stoll played Barry Fud and His bowled a 220 and a 584 T.KP. 25-19. respectively. that Perfect Team captain, Tim Averill led the Pinheads this season Anyone interested in with a 172 average. Averill bowling next semester should Christmas Gift also bowled the high game of read The Breeze or contact the season, a 235. the intramural office for The Killerpins had four further information. Look No More! Semi Precious Stones Set in Sterling Silver Rings Stroh's 12 ox. 12 pak... — • $2.99} your choice $9*95 Gibble's Chips $.89 Many other items too! plus with purchase receive free bag of Gibble Cheese Bi Crunchies | more for less. M0$8Y'$ iMO.-#:Mp.m. Sat »u-l:M p.m. MILL ClMcdlfaday 2010. Mosby fid. ( Adjacent to Grand Union)

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"We still have a lot of work "The greatest asset to this VFISW balance beam title AAA gymnastics champions. fall back on that we had last to do." said the James year's team is the number of and Settle took the all-around Angie Muse and Laura Mills. year. By that I mean we have Madison University assistant freshmen we have. We also and floor exercise cham- Muse took the AAA all-around more specialists and not as gymnastics coach Pete have five experienced pionships last year. ""• title and Mills captured the' many all-around competitors. Novgrod. "But .compared to gymnasts returning," said Other experienced athletes AAA title in the uneven' We also have had some in- other years, we're ahead this Novgrod. returning to the team include parallel bars. juries that will hurt us at season. Among the returning juniors Carla Walters and Other newcomers to the first," he added. gymnasts are three VFISW Julie Magness. Walters team include freshmen Donna One goal of the 1977-78 JMU The JMU gymnastics team champions, senior Cheryl competes in the vault and Chapman and Robin squad will be to improve last will find out just how far along Flory and sophomores Melody uneven parallel bars and Stefaniza, both all-around year's performance in the it is when they face Frost- Haynes and Tyra Settle. Magness on the balance performers. AIAW Region II Cham- burg State College on Friday Flory won the VFISW balance beam. . "We should have a lot of pionships. The team, com- in the first gymnastics meet of beam championship in 1976, Joining the JMU team are improvement over last year's peting without two of its top the 1977-78 season. while Haynes claimed the 1977 two 1977 Virginia high school team." commented Novgrod. gymnasts because of injuries, "Our competition will be finished fifth among nine tough this season involving teams in the regional tour- seven meets and several new nament. teams." Friday's match with "Welcome JMU Practice began for the Frostburg State will begin at gymnasts on the second day of 8:00 p.m. in Godwin Hall. registration, according to Novgrod described the Novgrod. The team has been Frostburg match as not an working on all-around extremely difficult one Students" strength as well as individual because Frostburg has also routines. suffered from injuries early in LA HACIENDA "We don't have the depth to the season. i Finest Mexican & American Food The Body Shop WblttfVou m T IS* OFF Any Combination Plato A Happy Holiday Mtxiean ami Amtriean~BHr Mwt H-tl Frl-ttf till ft 11 $wHi IwfhwUfi t StaMNw Ml NOUMIIf TROT:

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Ikenberry direct kick the boys scored on three of choked," he said. League's Dead Boys. 4-3 Finally. Parry scored to Tuesday for the . intramural but the keeper lost sight of the their first four penalty kicks. ball as it rolled into the goal. Ikenberry had to score its next dash Dead Boys' hopes. soccer championship. Th f Breeze Top Ten Ikenberry had beaten AXP. The victors needed two 20 The half ended with Dead two penalty kicks to avoid Boys 1 -Ikenberry (). i. Ikenberrv defeat. Neville Slaughter's CCM. and Sao Paulo before minute halves. 20 minutes of ■> Dead Bovs Tuesday's game. Dead Boys overtime, and six penalty Ikenberry played a boot narrowed the lead to 3-2 premium offense, a form of •S. KM while Dead Boys missed two. stopped Crispy Critters and kicks to decide the game. Ed 4. (iifford Gifford'before their loss. Parry's shot into the left side the JMU varsity soccer of- Then. Ikenberry fullback John fense, in the second half. The S. Ashbv Gendreau's first boot missed Parry praised his team- of the net thwarted the Dead 6. i iisp\ Critters mates who'were better than Bovs effort paid off as left wing the net. Parry agreed with Dead Gary Ballowe sent a' cross- 7. SHE The Dead Boys' cheers any other team's in- Boys captain. Bob Shultz, that pass, and John Talamo X. Sao Paulo faded as referee Nino dividuals. "His team may not winning on penalty kicks leaped, and scored his ninth !». Shorts Altomorfe signaled the kick have exhibited enough finesse involved "luck. We think our goal on a head ball. Dead 10 Sigma Nu did not count The official to satisfy the critics, but it record is nine wins, no losses Boys goal tender Brian Taber ruled Taber had lifted his left emerged ahead of all and two ties (those games lost complimented the striker, Morrissey had kicked the ball, foot before the ball was challengers. on penalty kicks)." Parry saying "It was a great play on thinking Dead Boys retained kicked. Gendreau's next kick Ikenberry dropped Gifford. 2-1. in double overtime for the added. his part. He (Talamo) was possession, he claimed. For was on target to lock the score The Dead Boys are. named there before me." approximately 25 minutes at 3-3. Championship League title in honor of the rock group. The Dead Boys halfback Bill Dead Boys played with 10 men Shultz of Dead Boys then Wednesday Grateful Dead. The Boys were "unorthodox." to some I observers. During timeouts, they favored lying on the icy astroturf. calling that "Dead ArmyBOTC Boys" exercises. Dead Boys scored on an Ikenberry miscue in the first *r Myers wins helps put you ahead. You've heard that before. While you take the Advanced Course, two titles So, make us prove it. We think we can. you also earn $100 per month. That'll help Mari Anne Myers garnered Army ROTC helps keep all your options pay your expenses. first place in both advance open. That means a lot unless you're You earn your commission while you obstacle and walk-trot at the absolutely certain how you want to spend earn your degree. The commission, by itself, Randolph Macon Woman's - College-Lynchburg College the rest of your life. It prepares you for testifies to your leadership abilities. You T-" Intercollegiate Horse Show success in both civilian and military careers. have the option of an Army career with all Sunday. How? the pay, prestige and travel opportunities Beth McLaughlin was second in advance obstacle. First (and maybe foremost) Army ROTC of an officer. Kathy Kelbaugh. Lisa teaches you leadership. Practical leadership. There are plenty of other reasons why Vesper and Alison MacDonald How to deal with and influence people; how Army ROTC makes sense for a young man each gained first place in to make things happen. Business and govern- or woman determined to get ahead. We'd like advance mini-jump. Cristy Von Hemert placed ment always pay a premium for leadership! to tell you more. No obligation on your part. second in advance mini-jump and Linda Harwell, Mary Jones, and Susan Coleman all finished third in the same ®AmpR0IC Gill: 433-6264, or atop by category. Boom 335* CMWMIX JrJUU Emme Zeisler was second Learn what M takes to lead! in beginning mini-jump and third in beginning-trot-canter. ^ CHRISTMAS GIFTS ACCUSpUND/ADC/AUDlOyOX/STEB^g i^O/ACCUSOUND/ADC/FUJI/DISCOUNTJ JMU wins | FOR EVERYONE! ATLAS/AUDIOTECHNICA/BALD**\sTt~~ ~ (ING/CRAIG/BIC/AUDIOVO> FREEPARKING/STRINGS/DFCib£r #*\t • ■•■■■■ RVICE/DESIGNACOUSTICAP (Continued from Page 2 0) DOBRO/EARTH/FINANCI . ECTROH ARMONJ X/FEN I ELECTRQHARMONIX/5 C/TURNTABLES/SAN'"1/T BikUt ft Ttttaiaiats FENpER/FUGI/GIB.^ 1ARTIN/UNIVOX/TC::VOX/TC ie her presence known by \ JVC/KAY/SERVIC •NANCING/GIBSOrJANCING/GIBSOr Meeting ten rebounds. I -8Hb "Each New Day . RECEIVERS/LOC ^Y/JVC/TENNA/« The Duchesses, now 3-2 f Corrie'fen Boom MXR/OSCARSC POBRO/EARTh [with a three-game winning ROLAND/FP OISCOUNTPR | "Joni" "Heartland" | RMI/SHOBi ELECTROV streak, are off until January 5 '•It's Incredible-^ ' TAMA/TA; Ml/PEARl when they travel to East K DISCOU', GRETCH Tennessee State. I "How to be Born Again" I XHE/Y' AMAH/ SOUN AUDIC | Billy Grahm I CRAI i DOB RAM •"Foxfire 4""Things of Joy"* TAr RM "Wise and Wonderful"! XH Lacrosse • James Hernot | jfto *fromi Fl Cook books and Children's? pM HIRSCH-HOUCK C Sf LABORATORIES There will be an | Books organizational meeting for the I equipment test report Women's Lacrosse team printed in January 10 at 3:30 p.m. in the I Rwirai ft Taps | STEREO REVIEW Magazine. Women's Locker room, Godwin. ♦ 6aiats • Coach Janet Luce en- courages all enthusists, | -netirts ft MtHtts novices, and experts to attend. Equipment will be issued at | -Araai taitft ! the meeting. For further information contact Janet Luce in room I -'•« I J 312 Godwin, ext. 6463. fv: I -Sritwatry | D Ch Is EA ROI I -Art Sa»n#t 1 JVC, JSC Rec hours BIC/ ANYC ACCO 'JZUKI t I ELECT ATDE/i Godwin Hall will be open DISCOO £/UNIV( tor recreation through I GtM Sti«»l«| *•«• I ROLAND , LAS/STRI DOBRO/FL , NANCING )ecember 15 at 11 p.m. The FENDER/K^ . HO/BALDWI wilding will then reopen Dec. ELECTRQVOI , ^LCORDER/SI 19-23 from 2-4 p.m. daily and MARTIN/GRE1C , JCOUNTPRICE STEREOS/TAPE/L" AMAHA/FENDI January 2-6 also from 2-4 p.m. VAUEY BOOKS JVC/TDK/BIC/ADC. _ RIGHT PRICE!/ "lily. ACCUSOUND/MUSIC 'rtl/MXR/BIC/aSC/MXF There will be no CB'S/SUZUKI/YAMAHA ..H/TAMA/ACCUSOUND/A 82 1 Main ». FREEPARKING/SERVICEK CRVICE/FINANCING/DOBR reational swimming Dec. ACE/PEARLCORDER/UNIVOX, - .CR/FUJI/ROL AND/SANYO/AUC >— Jan. 16. SOUNDCITY/ELECTROVOICE/ST — 5T

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Light RIDE TO LONG ISLAND or work, travel, all expenses New York City. Can leave uli 11.71 paid. Jan. 3, 4, 5, 6. 433-8700. Dec. 16 after 10 a.m. One-way or two-way. Share expenses. -p ACWlLi, THISISVE&CAWAR- •3U-oim Httm.1,1 HARDLY I DO? 1970 MAVERICK: Auto., air, Cliff. 5633. AHA! SOW** RJ6HT0H, IK FOR Me, MIKE! PUOHSTHB x_y aauuaie TDBe&N! m.ITHNK BUT I GOT 6 cyl , good condition both M VOCAL Mh BftJMX.! Hoi, IUA&SO 8US1'H&OTIATING I PIC&D t&SW6AN RAN- WIUIANT ITFROM WANTED: Female to take NORJTV, seme! APousceNce, iMS6eoTHeAcn- D6MCt-"UPA6AlNSTN THB °UAW ZONt£R.! mechanically and body-wise. / VtST UFB EM&t! ceiune"! _ \ Asking 1900. Call 434-6636. over housing contract. It Ask for Dan. Guaranteed housing at INSTI Showalter or on campus. 7H6, BOOK FAIR: Sat, Dec. 10 (9 Contact Mary Ann at 5262 or CBUM5!\ a.m.-5 p.m.); Sun., Dec. 11 Box 311. (noon-5 p.m.). Green Valley Auction Barn. Two miles east of Mt. Crawford interchange Personal (exit 61, Int. 81). Signs posted. TO THE COURAGEOUS 75,000 books and magazines CAROLERS OF ASHBY: You for sale. Thousands of new can come light our fire any 114 CP0^4. books (most $2 each). Special time. Many thanks to the lot of new paperbacks. J.R.R. "abode of men of prominence V^ GOOD I'M A Mice TDMEer vou, ,JMmm, ^^ (WIN Tolkien's three volume trilogy and sophistication." Warmly, y HBANWS! COMMUNIST- mneeiTDLKB MSS^Y- ($1 per volume), Sandburg's VMS BACKBORAD- YOUTDMBSTMy JSSk, BUT I'M A m "The Spice of Life" (Wine- TWS? KALWNSe! mew, M/NO0TV! MMXny? "Abraham Lincoln" ($2 Price women). B»fAN! each), etc. Leigh ton Evans, 434-8849. PKPAM'S: Today is your day, MIRANDA SLR CAMERA: F- so you better be ready since 1.4 lens, excellent shape, cable the best is yet to come. The release, case, UV filter-all for Phantom. $89. Call Gary at 434-5219 or PANTYMEN: It's time for Box 714. another slumber party. SPRING SEMESTER "Panties Express" never had HOUSING AND FOOD it so good! We need you to CONTRACT FOR SALE: Call keep us cozy on these long, sA«X Linda, 433-4051, or write Box cold winter nights. We'll miss 2674. "ya" over Christmas, so why MERRY CHRISTMAS COVER GIRL BYRL: LIMPY: We thought we'd put not take some of us along? LIBRARY STAFF: Judi, Curlin'Burl pumping weight, HOUSING CONTRACT: Third Baby A.T.N.A.'s shaving cream in your bed Spring semester. Call Larry, AnnaLee, Darlene, Cathy, What will the weight room because we knew it was the 433-4060. FELLOW PIGS AT THE Nancy and Derrelle. . .and have to say? Always trying to only thing that wouldn't get up PUB: Thanks for celebrating student assistants-Linda, im(press) his mate, Hide your and leave. "Payback is FOR HIRE: Can move heavy a fantastic birthday party. Robin, Vicky, Terrence, Joy, neck in the light of day! I Hell," after all ...Doug P. isn't objects or make deliveries YOU FOOL! We need another Marie, Sharon, Joseph, Matt, wonder how hard R. one would even here, and you can't run with my van. Write Steve, pitcher while we build a brick James, Ruth, Paula, Donna, hit, If she found wheie R. the show alone. Scrap Box 2617, Campus Mail. house. By the way, "spoon" Rose, Geoffrey, Scott, Carl, two recently bit? Freeze Jr.. Low-kay. Mikey some lime over here! I love Robert, Mildred, Becky, Alas, anonymous you will FOR SALE: Canon FTB Michael Allan, Judy, with 1.8 lens and skylight you all, Banana. neve.- ever be. Just ask IKENBERRY SUITES A203 filter. Excellent shape. $200 RuthAnn, Catherine, Dennis, precious pup, ABDUL, Marvo, AND 294: Enjoy your MICHAEL. DAN AND Kaye, Kristine, M.J., Delores, A.B. or E. Big Bro and Little peaceful holiday without us. or best offer. Call Theresa, WAYNE: Thanks for just 4862. James, Caroline and Gregory. Bro. We'll be back to haunt on Jan. being you. I love youjor it. Mike Helton. 8. Merry Christmas! Love, NEED TO SELL HOUSING Good luck on exams. Merry SHIRLEY TEMPLE: You've the Nutsy triplets. CONTRACT in order to move Christmas and happy New TO SILLY BOY (BOOM danced your way into our off campus. Please call Kathy Year. Me! BOOM ROOM): You rub my hearts. Have a merry DEAR ED: You're great, at 5819 or drop a note in P.O. back and I'll suck your finger! never wonder otherwise. SLAMMER: You make my Christmas. We hope the Box 1133. There's intimacy in that! "Good Ship Lollipop" takes stay here most enjoyable. BIONIC COUGH ALIAS PICK IT UPHI'm "gonna" you home safely. Jike, Mody. MAG WHEELS: And nuts to Keep up the good work. miss my call girl POWER HUNGRY TYRANT fit Datsun pick-up. Sale or ALIAS T.B. Happy birthday! Thanks for the weekend. desperately...couldn't have trade. Call 6387 (campus) or A VERY MERRY There are not many T.B.'-s Signed, Smoothie. made it without you. Great CHRISTMAS TO SPE'S: V* 289-5359. stud. that are still good after 20 CATHERINE THE GREAT: Frank S., Clyde F.. Mark A. years. Burp in my ear and I'll SECOND SEMESTER MALE Signs will not help your tennis and especially to all the TKE HOUSING CONTRACT: Must FITCH: Thanks for the letter, follow you anywhere, but then game, but practice, hard work caring, helping me with my brothers. Fuggers 1 and 3. again I usually throw up. sell, desperate. Call Robin at and friends will. Thinkin' 4006. "rejection." Most of all, Student affairs, would you like about you. Assistant coach. R.L.B.: My favorite redhead. thanks for being my friend. "Do not wish to be anything one? Cold Nose. HOUSING CONTRACT FOR Love, YORK SALE: Male or female. Want BESS, MARY. CATHY. but what you are, and try to be DEAR SECRET ADMIRER: to sell for second semester. KELLY, GAYLE AND CULPEPPER: I'm glad that that perfectly." Merry You've got me curious. Contact John or Steve C. 433- CATHY: Thanks for all your we finally got together.. wish Christmas. The kid. Please reveal your identity or 2127 (off campus number) help with the Hoffman it had happened sooner, at least give me a clue in your after 5 p.m. Christmas dance. You made it looking forward to next HUNTER: Thanks for the next letter. Puzzled and a success. "Luv ya," Cindy. semester. . .miss you over super weekend. Looking Player. I) HALL CONTRACT: For Christmas. Your California forward to Saturday night. . sale for second semester. SWEET THING: Don't worry girl. .I'm sure it will be a night to HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Special Contact office-6238. Ask for about the dance, un- remember. Susan what's her Birthday Greetings go out this W.C. derstanding is my TO THE FRIENDLY name. month to. Lynn Wesson, specialty...Good luck on MUSHROOM AND THE '' Joandell exams and best wishes for a NAOMI AND HETTY: Have a FRIENDLY PENGUIN: merry Christmas you Dee Donald, Susan Diggs, Joanne For rent merry and safe Congrats for putting out your Steves, Sue Jenkins and holiday Sugar Daddy Kets-we love you. The FOR RENT: Two bedroom last 1977 issue! You've done a Brothers. "Herbert David Marlowe." great job! Let's hear it for From your SGA. apartment sub-lease available TO EL GUYO: RAPE! Thursday night! No more CHRISSY (BOOM BOOM Jan. 22 (possibly sooner). Knock 'em out in Europe...I ROOM): Christ...I need« CRITTER PATROL: We're Rent negotiable Old tenant know you will. Our Italian sleepless nights, roomie! disappointed about the out- Remember-watch out for another shower already! I rates for new lease. March 1. dinners will be long smell like a skunk and I'm all come, but grateful to you all. Call days 433-6269. Commie spies with in- Thanks for the support. Love remembered...Thanks for strument cases and don't get "outa" Jean Nate ...give me ROOM OR ROOMS for one or being special. Yo! It's me- a chance.I'll make a good and kisses, the Crispy Crit- Rocky..."Ya" know? too near the Tabb machine. ters. two students. Private bath The Fruit Fly. hooker "outa" you yet.. Vikki. Meals furnished. Three miles TO "MORE THAN A BEST RED-HAIRED JEANNE: DOREEN: Thanks for the Eagles soar and so will we! east of campus. Male or many hours of work and MKT: Have a great Christ- FRIEND": Hiiii! Have a female. No smokers. Call 433- mas vacation. Don't piv with happy 19th!-— 'cause. Love, Put on your dancin'shoes. personal sacrifice. Where Friday night's "a" comin' 6202 (day) or 433-8717 would the show be without too many Bahama mamas like "Big Mouth." (evening). j fpff. Remember the mistletoe. fast. you? I'm glad we've been SECOND V.P. AND THE AS.: there for each other...Me. The star. HAPPY 21STCYNDI: You're Wanted Here's the second and this is finally legal. Capt. W.P. HELEN (BOOM BOOM DAVE AND ED IN GARBER: all. how many letters in Baggus. basketball? B. Joans. ONE GIRL WANTED to share ROOM): "Wanna" join my How come there's only one THERESE: Happy 20th bed with sheets on in your apartment at Holly Court. $66 dancin act? Hey, kid-so glad CHANDLER 226: Student birthday. Only one more year plus electricity. Call 433-8001. we're friends. Thursday night room every a.m.? C.C. and affairs-want one? ESandD! and you'll be legal. Then look is ours! Vikki. B.M. L.S.C. out Mr. C's. D.Q.