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WEDNESDAY, MARCH 21,1990 GRAND VALLEY STATE UNIVERSITY VOLUME 24 ISSUE 25 Iraqi ambassador holds news conference at Grand Valley By Sandra L. Planisek economic growth. Iraq is a guilty after confess­ News Writer wealthy oil-exporting country. ing to the charges It has a well educated popu­ and executed under The Iraqi ambassador to the lous based on mandatory educa­ Iraqi law, according United States visited Grand Val­ tion for all children and free edu­ to the ambassador. ley last Friday to speak about cation from primary grades Commenting on political and economic relations through studies at any of 12 uni­ the news coverage between the Middle East and the versities. And it has “clean mod­ of the case he. United Slates. em leaders” who believe in sci­ added, “I am sur­ Mohamed Sadiq A1 Mashat, ence and technology. prised that Margaret on the day after the Iraqi execu­ When questioned about the Thatcher is ap­ tion of British journalist Farzad execution of the British journal­ palled,” noting that Bazoft, stressed the moderniza­ ist, the ambassador noted that the British recently tion of Iraq and the potential for the journalist was not British but -executed------three- real development if peace can be rather an Iranian holding British people. maintained in the Middle East papers. “This is a double In a news conference he em­ He also noted that Iraq had standard and hypoc­ phasized the importance of nothing personal against the risy. We will never Americans hearing the “real journalist, who had been allowed be intimidated,” he facts, not biased opinions” about to enter Iraq on six previous un­ added. Iraq, like Iraq. These facts include the eventful trips, and that Iraq had any other country, imminent installation of a new never arrested a journalist be­ will do everything constitution which will guaran­ fore. But the arrest was justified within its law to • t tee freedom of expression and since the journalist was found in maintain its internal PHOTO BY EMILY STANKEY freedom of the press. a restricted area H50 miles from security. The facts, he added, also point his news assignment. conference about the execution o f a British journalist in Iran that happened the day to a country on the verge of real The journalist was tried, found before he arrived at Grand Valley. — ___ •------Scholar compiles boxes of research Thomas Helferich By Sandra L. Planisek Rapids today, might reveal a city that News writer New s Writer did not offer resistance to Nazi occu­ pants. Early last fall, the Physical Plant Department planted 190 Marshall Seedless Ash that will Forty thousand linear feet of boxes Activities that currently appear to act as a boundary to the West end of the Allendale Campus. The trees will also be an of Nazi documents are the research be atrocities were often reported in a aesthetic addition to the environment, a good source of oxygen, and the roots of the trees will material of Raul Hilberg an interna­ short sentence buried amid other act as an excellent tionally known scholar on the Nazi routine government matters. This form of University holocaust. off-handed treatment makes their soil preservation. Speaking in a campus lecture on discovery today more difficult and Randy Drewry, Monday, Hilberg said, “The holo­ more poignant. Supervisor of caust has vanished.” The camps and Building interest in these docu­ Grounds and Motor- ghettos of Nazi Germany have been ments, Hilberg stressed that docu­ pool, explained the razed or turned into museums and ments owned by the United States reason for the plant­ parks, only the documents remain. alone could not possible be read by ing of the trees. "It Using city fire department reports one man in his life. In the past two -was—cheaper—than- as an example, Hilberg explained putting up a fence, how routine documents can reveal of Nazi documents to international and they are a fast­ significant information. A fire report growing golden-yel­ that would be typical of a Grand See BOXES, p. 6 low tree,” said Drewry. “Each tree cost $25.1)0 - $26.00 a piece. They were planted when they were dor­ mant in the Fall; they’ve not been on the ground during the growing season; sur­ vived the winter pretty well so far.” future of the area is not definite, but at this point in time the trees will act as a “ visual as well as a University 'border that"will act' as a street tree line." Raul Hilberg compiled forty thousand boxes o f research on the Nazi holocaust. Hilberg spoke to Grand Valley students Mondaynight.

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Page 2 The Lanthom March 21,1990 FLU senators buy parking West Point cadets passes with student fees CPS — Student government officials at Florida International tour Grand Valley University are in hot water with students because they spent $318 By Michelle VanDeCreek the academy. Gary felt Grand in student fees to buy precious Staff Writer Valley was “a lot different than on-campus parking privileges for West Point and has a nice beau­ themselves. Last week, Grand Valley had a tiful, small town locale." Martin Student Government Associa­ couple of special visitors from thought we also had a “good tion (SGA) President Manny West Point Military Academy. friendly atmosphere." Lamazares, Vice President Tom Martin Turfky and Gary All West Point cadets must Jelke and Comptroller Jose Starzmann were home on spring maintain order in their daily Delgado each used $106 from break and decided to tour the regimen and have daily inspec­ the escrow account- - which is campus on Thursday. Martin’s tions of their rooms. The rules used to fund student activities- - mother works in graduate admis­ are much stricter there than at rHUl U aV'WENDY HILL to buy the parking spaces'after sions here at Grand Valley. Grand Valley. Freshmen are Martin Turfky and Gary Starzmann, West Point Military Academy the-parking lot theyjused to park Both men are juniors or “cows” only allowed to go home one cadets, visited campus last Thursday with Michelle VanDeCreek. their cars was closed. as they are called at West Point. weekend a semester. The cadets Not even faculty can get the They liked the campus and re­ live by an honor code and can be All cadets graduate with taking time out of their vacation “class A” decals, which grant the ferred to it as “a lot bigger than expelled for misconduct. There bachelor of science degrees be­be- to visit Grand Valley, choice parking spaces to admin­ West Point,” which has approxi­ is complete honesty and any in­ cause of the many math and sci­sci- Opinions expressed are of istrators. mately 4,000 cadets. They were fraction is judged by their peers. ence classes they must take. Gary StSrzmann, Martin Turfky Most students agree with surprised that freshmen could Although the rules are strict, Both cadets were polite, infor­infor- or Michelle VanDeCreek, and Jelke, saying the student govern­ have cars on campus because Martin and Gary said they both mative, and easy to talk to. They not necessarily those of the West ment shouldn’t get special treat­ only seniors are allowed cars at enjoy their lives there. , were also very cooperative in Point Military Academy. ment - i . ™ Postal increase would post GV $50,000 anually By Sandra L. Planisek Grand Valley hand sorts all fice’s priority attention. When Newt Writer outgoing first-class mail. Pre­ the post office is busy, bulk mail sorted mail costs 21.5 cents per will wait to be processed, first- The proposed 20 percent first- piece to mail. Business-reply en­ class mail always gets the high­ class postal increase would cost velopes cost the full first-class est priority. Grand Valley’s bulk Grand Valley approximately rate. Roughly 70 percent of the mail consists of alumni letters, $50,000 more per year according number of pieces Grand Valley catalogs, some mailing from to Robert L. Whitacre, plant op­ mails are first-class and the re­ admissions and campus miblica- erations manager.— maining 30 percent are the tions such as Horizons. Grand Valley spent $257,000 cheaper bulk mail. Because of The post office is discussing in the past year on first-class their relatively high cost first- an increase in first-class rates. A postage, estimates Whitacre. class accounts for 88 percent of year ago other rates were in­ That can be sub-divided into pre­ GVSU’s mailing expenses and creased and new categories of sented mailings costing about bulk only 12 percent. mail were created to promote the $244,300 and business-reply en­ Bulk mail is cheaper because use of nine-digit ZIP codes and velopes costing $12,500. it does not receive the post of­ bar-coded envelopes.

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pay for products and studies'of search. bunch of geeks who wear pocket into are: public accounting, By Michell Canich Guest Writer geographical areas in order to es­ Laurie Decker, a graduate of protectors. Really, they aren’t management accounting, tax ac­ tablish the best area to sell the marketing from Western Univer­ like that any more. Arid even if counting, cost accounting, gov­ Job*—2nd in a series of job de­ product in accordance to con­ sity says that you can expect an they were, they make pre tty ernment accounting, budget ac­ scriptions sumer preference. average starting salary of be- good money, so who cares? counting ahd internal auditing. -

fc. • : — For starters the money isn’t If you have an inkling to be a too bad, $17,000 to $24,000, and marketing professor, go for it. Accounting majors can expect to make betwwen if you get the right foot into a According to what I’ve seen you public accounting firm you can never have to sit in your office $17,000 and $24,000 their first year out of college. start out at $22,000. or answer any questions from "Ifyou get your foot into a public accounting firmyou The sad thing is that soon curious reporters. there will be a push far a 5-year The marketing department can can stary out at $22,000.”______; ; - plan. That equals out to 150 be likened to a morgue with its credits total by the time you eerie silence and ghostly atmos­ graduate. phere. Maybe all the professors In order to do well in this field tween $18,000 to $21,000. Accounting entails an accurate Rita Grant, Associate Profes­ were in classes all three times I you need to have the ability to You can expect to find numer­ recording and reporting of pro­ sor in the accounting department went up there, at different times persuade and influence others, ous jobs in this field, don’t for­ cedures for financial and busi­ relayed this information to me of the day. you should have a knowledge of get to look into a professorship, ness transactions. when interviewed her. Funny, Who knows? marketing techniques, consumer all over the country since com­ In order to do well in this field she was in her office. Anyway, this is what the mar­ products and needs and an apti­ panies constantly thrive on these you need to be able to organize, But, if you’re looking for a job keting profession is supposed to tude for selling. specific areas. analyze and interpret numerical anywhere in Michigan or the be about. It is a study of con­ Some special areas of market­ Another area of the business data, have an ability to explain Chicago area, you’ll be happy to sumer needs and desires for ing include: sales, advertising, that seems to do well for Grand financial data to others. know that there are jobs out products and services, the con­ sales promotion, retail, brand Valley is accounting. Some special areas of account­ there. sumers willingness and ability to management and maiketing re­ I know what you're thinking, a ing that you might want to look

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My Turn Your Turn To Speak Out WARNING LABELS YOU MEAN MY PHOTO O N R O C K v ON OUR ALBUM Delta Sigma Pi's remind that ALBUMS ? .'0 COVER I5NT M INING ENOUGrU? Volunteer opportunities abound Editor; I am writing on behalf of Delta Sigma Pi, the professional business fraternity, to make Grand Valley students aware of the community service opportunities available to them. One of th e sg ^ opportunities, the Game-A-Thon, took place February 23-24 in \ the GVSU Ravine Center. In this year’s Game-A-Thon, the third annual, students were sponsored a dollar amount for each hour they played games. Delta Sigma Pi and Student Foundation joined together to raise money for Indian Trails Camp of Grand Rapids located east if campus on Lake Michigan drive. Forty-three Grand Valley students raised over $1500 for the physically handicapped children and adults while playing over 300 hours combined. This community service fund raiser was supported by students, faculty and the surrounding community. Delta Sigma Pi would like to thank the following businesses for their donations: Grand Valley Food Center, Peppino’s, McDonald’s, Subway, Domino’s, The Question: In the light of Hank Gathers’ Johnny Noto’s and Studio 28. VideoTyme of Jenison donated Nintendo and games for the 18-hour event.Withonf GVSIIand Meath as a result of not taking prescribed medication while local business support, physically handicapped children and adults would no be able to attend summer camp at Indian Trails. continuing to compete in collegiate athletics should schools Community service and fund raising events are ways to support the local community. Delta Sigma Pi and Student Foundation take the role of enforcing private medical Orders? urge Grand Valley students and organizations to volunteer their time to a worthwhile cause. Thank you again to all those involved in the third annual Game-A-Thon. Carla S. May Delta Sigma Pi Game-A-Thon Chairman What's in a name? and other , questions about the Lanthorn To the Editor; The Lanthorn is becoming one of the most underused facilities at Grand Valley. The reasons are obvious: it is under-funded, under­ staffed and under-read. Here are some ideas for upping the wattage of The Lanthorn. Consciously broaden the readership by talking to specific seg­ ments of the GVSU community. Encourage departments that want an audience, like music, art or theater, to submit regular articles on what they are doing. Offer weekly columns on what concerns dorm students, secretaries, plant departments and food service personnel. “Serious health risks should be “I don’t believe so. The ath­ “I don’t think schools haw ,i Encourage faculty to combine classroom writing with writing for checked. Other than that they lete knows the consequences." right to interfere. It is his own The Lanthorn. “A letter to the editor” is a good assignment in Eng­ should not enforce medication.” business. It is between him and lish 106 and English 150 sections. Students interning off campus Jeff Clark his doctor.” should be encouraged to share their experiences with all of us Jackie Sepulveda Undecided Elizabeth Buskirk through the Lanthorn. Andy Hagar’s December article on his Marketing Freshman Public Admin. Washington semester as a legislative assistant to congressman Guy Junior Freshman

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“No, it should be the individ­ “No, I don’t think that is tne “In a situation like that, I “They should enforce medica­ medication ual’s responsibility.” schools problem. It is an individ­ would say so because they are tion because the school is respon­ prevent a life threatening ual thing.” held responsible.” sible for their athletes.” ation — like in this case." Sheryl Wagner Nursing Steve Gunn Angela Mayberry Valencia Thompson Mark McCaffrey Soph. History English Accounting Junior Criminal Justice Freshman Soph. Junior NAME •M a rc h 21,1990 TheLawhom Pag* 5 fromp.4

VanderJagt was a joy to read - 1 -. _• Present more feature articles written in the future tense. As a start, Attention l.y and Staff The Lanthorn needs an annotated “Coming Events” section. Maybe the Forum, the administration’s wdl-funded pravda, could help oi there. Other future-tense ideas: there could be articles throughout ■ I n January and February about options for spring break. Was there a uni­ m versity sponsored trip to Washington, D.C. this year? And, what are the options for tips summer? Forward-looking articles would induce for an -Anvisei >1 academic year. more of tis to read The Lakthorn as we plan our schedules. “My name is Legion because I am many.” Above all The Lanthorn needs to speak up in a clear, reasoned, resonant voice. Maybe a new nam£ for the paper would help. There is confusion now as to whether The qualified person shoulc /orm ig knowledge of the journalism the article “the” is or is not part of the masthead. On page 34 of the field, and express a sincere: rking|dosely with this newspaper to catalog it is The Lanthorn. On page 9 it is the Lanthorn. And what provide i losphere. does “lanthorn” mean? Funk and Wagnalls, New Standard Dictionary o f the English Language, says “Lant-hom, a lantern, a spelling due to This one-year paid apj Ito a^ft faculty or staff member of a mistake...” Why enshrine a mistaken spelling in the masthead? Let's rechristen the paper. My choice is to call it “The Grand Valley Balls.” Grand Valley State Unit elp stqdents improve the This name has bounce. It rebounds the university’s support for athlet­ quality of their voice on itidSIpan prove beneficial to those ics; and it is almost impossible to misspell “balls.” intent on seeing stude onJUkills through publication. These are my thoughts on how to breathe fire into our newspaper. What are your thoughts? Please write them down and put them in The The Newspaper Advisor ^ting ^ p lication s for this position Lanthorn box in the SOS station of Student Activities, first floor, Kirkhof Center. „ through March 23, IS |e to The Lanthorn office, Sincerely, * 1st floor, Kiri BoblStoll at ext, 3295. John Batchelder Member, Newspaper Advisory Board

Editor in Chief NMHIMf Eric “B.A.M.” Nietling Letters Policy Th Opinion Editor „..r MacKenzie My Turn is a section devoted to @ Campus Life Editor ~<*»»~Suzannah Greve expressing the personal views of Sports Editor Sarah Stinson members of the GVSU commu- The Lanthorn is the student-run newspaper of Grand Valley State Features Editor Andrew Kar nity. Letters should be addresses University. The majority of its revenues are raised through advertis­ Photography Editor Julie Edinger to the Opinion Editor, Lanthorn, ing sales. The opinions expressed in die Lanthorn are not necessarily Production Chief Mark Garbe KirkhofCenter. Anonymous opin­ those of Grand Valley State University. Managing Editor^, Stacie Schneider The deadline for all advertising material is 5 p.m. on the Thursday ions will not be printed. For pur­ Business Manager Lora Lamb poses of verification only, phone prior to publication. Advertising Manager Barry Kirsch numbers must accompany letters. The Lanthorn offices are located in the Kirkhof Center, 1 College Landing, Allendale, MI 49401. Phone (616) 895-3120. S ubscriptions Please limit letters to 300 words. Distribution Manage; Beth Grienke to the Lanthorn’are $20 per school year, payable in advance. Make Steve Newland The Lanthorn reserves the right to checks payable to ‘The Lanthorn—GVSU.” edit for space and readability.. Adviser Harry Reed

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All students and staff the latest to battle the disease. “It’s because of local distribu­ members now must provide They come on (he heels of tion problems,” declared Dr. Bill proof of inoculation or agree to outbreaks at Florida State and Atkinson of the Centers for Dis­ be inoculated. ' Florida A&M universities, and ease Control (CDQ in Atlanta. In late February, Massachu­ in Texas at Austin College and “There is no vaccine shortage." setts health officials banned Tarleton State University. “It’s not a cause for panic but spectators from a Maine-Boston No cases of measles have been it is a cause for concern and pay­ University hockey game, and reported on Grand Valley's cam­ ing attention to public health demanded that all of Maine’s pus yet, according to Dr. Donn precautions,” added Ketcham. athletes provide proof of measles W. Ketcham of health services. At Ferris State, officials said immunization before they we- Carl felt confident at the start of the 3rd annual stampede “I am not aware of any re­ they had one confirmed case and allowed to play. knowing he had the home-pasture advantage. ported cases in the student body. seven other students with sus­ The communal atmosphere of We are holding our breath, ” he pected cases. After Ferris State college campuses provide the said. and Michigan State played each perfect breeding ground for the ACROSS 33 Baby's napkin - Measles have also been re­ other in hockey Feb. 28-March highly contagious disease. To 34 Portico . 1 Egyptian lizard 35 Snare ported in several Michigan coun­ 1, officials feared the disease make matters worse, most col­ 5 wine cup 36 Study • The 8 Newspaper 37 Warning device lege-age students were given paragraph 38 Spanish pot vaccine in the early 1980’s, 12 Mexican 40 Give forth freely W eekly laborer 41 Type of artillery, which studies now show was 13 Fish eggs abbr. 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The files are so numerous microfilm them all before they 19 Roman gods 47 Macaw Puzzle cluding the CDC and the Ameri­ 20 Vassals 49 European decay from natural processes. 21 Symbol lor herring By being forced to select can College Health Association, calcium 5 f Atgonquian m recommend that those bom after 23 Symbol for Indian which documents are saved he | cerium __ — 52 Mutual notes that, “We have stnictured 195T^et a^second dose^ of the 26 Aslan capital 6 Extinct flightless 28 Separate* 2 0evote birds memory, not just for today but vaccine. 29 Also 57 Gaelic 3 Female deer 7 Roman bronze 30 Possessive 4 Article 8 Negative prefix Many colleges — the universi­ DOWN for always.” pronoun 5 Rugged moun­ 9 Cover 32 Mormon State 1 Footless tain crest 10 Teacher ties of North Carolina, Mary­ 11 Apportion land, Rhode Island, North Da­ i 2 3 16 Defeat • $39 Double n 17 Reverberation kota and Mississippi, as well as i f 20 Lane 22 Cooled lava * Complimentary 25% OFF j 25 Muse of poelry Kansas’ Colby Community Col­ IT Engagement sets 26 Tennis stroke Continental lege and the Colorado School of J m 27 Hindu guitar for all Grand Valley IT 28 Ptay on words Breakfast Mines, and most recently, all ■ 29 Metal 31 Everybody's students... public colleges in New York — unde 33 Neckpiece are requiring students to prove 34. 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By KristofTer Gair By Joe Lowden “Unless you can really want to, StaffWriter Staff Writer you’re playing game?,” said Nichols. “When it comes to moti­ Motivation, desire, and the will Last Friday afternoon, March vation, it’s a want to.” to want were all characteristics The ego was an element in mo­ 16, Grand Valley State Univer­ which the energetic Ralph tivation that Nichols discussed. sity’s theater group, S.T.A.G.E., Nichols addressed last Tuesday in “The ego,” said Nichols, “is the hosted the performance of the the Promenade Room of the Kirk­ most resilient thing we have. docudrama, The Kashubian hof Center. There isn’t such a thing as a frag­ Tapes. Nichols is the owner of Dale The production told the story ile ego.” Carnegie Training, which trains Nichols also discussed the of Robert North, an Occupational PHOTO BY EMILY STANKEY people in self-motivation. It was topic of people being late. Ac­ Safety and Health Administration Actor Peter Reinemann (left) portrayed OSHA government inspector there where Nichols’ success cording to Nichols, most people government inspector who un­ Robert North in the play 'The Kashubian Tapes." The play was written story bloomed. who are going to be late for covered evidence that the United and directed by Grand Valley Theatre alumnus Dan Sutherlandfright). Nichols was a student in the something will decide not to at­ States had been supplying Iran course in 1964 and became an in­ tend. Therefore, he said, people with weapons and parts for years man he was portraying, Reine­ was not meant to be vicious, but structor a year later. He bought who are late should display care before the Iran-Contra scandal mann randomly picked a name rather it intensified the message the company in 1968 for and desire to be there. broke. out of the Allendale Telephone that the play was trying to get $240,000. Nichols'success shows Wrapping up his speech, The director, Dan Sutherland, Directory so the audience could across. in his company, which makes ap- Nichols advised people, “Don’t aJheatre graduate of GVSU, said use it as a reference to the charac­ Peter Reinemann’s perform­ proxifnalely $8,000,000 a year.' look~ outsIde of yourselves Tor the play is a fictionalized treat­ ter. ance brought on strong audience According to Nichols, the first motivation, but look at yourself ment of real events. Sutherland He then had the lights brought reactions which only proved how key to the success of motivation within.” also wrote the one-man play. up in the theater. Once that was effective he really was. The actor is to develop a desire, or want Peter Rcincmann played the done, Reinemann came off the from Chicago was believable, inspector. Because the audience stage and raged his dialogue di­ sympathetic and accusing,' and- was not privy to the name of the rectly at the audience. This action put on a strong performance.

Ross Bennett covers variety of subjects Ily KristofTer Gair Club Series as comedian Ross into those who liked cats and Staff Writer Bennett entertained. those who hated them. The show started at 9 p.m. with Other comic highlights dis­ Last Thursday evening marked open mic. Shortly after, Bennett cussed were brothers, ex-wives, yet another success for the Uni­ ' took the stage and got right into the male doing more work than versity Program Board's Nile his act, dividing the audience up the female when it comes to sex, “foooootballlll,” sledding, grand­ mothers, angels and traveling. A new feature that rn u iU D i bkcjni was introduced was Dale Carnegie representative Ralph Nichols explained the necessity of called “Talk To self-motivation during a presentation on Tuesday, March 13 in the Rossie.” Bennett Kirkhof Center. ■ took five minutes out of his perform­ ance, smoked a ciga­ rette and allowed Diversify Month trivia members of the au­ dience to ask him It’s Diversity Month at Grand couple a payment of $650 questions, promising Valley. Check out these diverse to $700. that he wasn’t out to f^ts pjovided by the Cbopeifa- ...K in Argentina, thejnjelebrate “insult anybody” tive Education and Placement student day on September with his answers (he Officer 21. was). 1. In Fiji, crossing ones arms 9. Chrysanthemums are asso­ He ended the 75 while talking to someone ciated with funerals in Bel­ minute performance shows respect. gium. on a light note, say­ .2. There are two (2) black No- 10. In Bulgaria, shaking your ing that anybody . bel Peace Prize winners: head means “yes,” and nod­ who didn’t under­ Dr. Martin Luther King and ding your head means “no.” stand his last raun­ Dr. Ralph Bunch. 11. In Colombia, yawning in chy joke ought to go 3 (Afro-American) Baykwd front of strangers or a out and find some­ Rustin organized the first group means that you must body so they would. freedom ride in 1957. be hungry. Ross received a 4. (Afro-American) Ice cream 12. Denmark ranks second in standing ovation. was invented by Agustus per capita governmental ex­ This week’s act is Jackson. penditures for education. Charles Zucker, the 5. (Afro-American) Bill Cosby 13. Disabled workers have star of Ruffles was the,first black co-star in fewer injuries than non-dis­ Ranch commercials -a.continuing T.V. series (/ abled workers exposed to and an all around the same hazard. great comedian. His 6. If you date more than twice, 14. In Ecuador, 40 percent of performance can be it>' considered a serious re- , ^ the national income goes to seen at 9 p.m. Thurs­ - JationshqrtnrArgentina?, ~— question day in the Prome­ 7. The Austrian government Comedian Ross Bennett (above) introduced 'Talk to Rossie," a not-so-senous See TRIVIA p. 12 nade Room, Kirkhof . , *fre» «ch >**ly and answer session, at the Nile Club Series last Thursday. Center.

rjit :--.t H > -l if t kr*; t ( .l -ik h '/ r Page8 The Lanthom March 21, 1990 a little bite of The Hard Rock Cafe was a popular spot for students to spend BIG APP1 their free New Life Community Church in Say vilk-. time. By Amy Lutz Staff Writer The church is now the home of one ol i >ur past campus ministers, Chic Bromine While many were still asleep in a warm When we arrived, there was an bed, or beginning a journey south like so enormous lasagna dinner wailing for n :<■ many do for spring break, 65 adventurous devour. While our food settled, the gnuip “Grand Vallians” braved the chilled air gathered to exchange thoughts and that comes on a Friday in March at 5:30 experiences of the city thus far. a.m. With 65 people traveling against a lm New York City was the destination for schedule, we used this time to get to kim. the group escorted by campus ministers John DeBoer and Tim Custer, and an “Al­ ternative Spring Break” was the purpose. Wc turned into Alex I\ We made it to the Empire Slate Building Kenton look-alikes when*» we 15 hours after our departure, thanks to toured the New York Stock brief gas/restroom/food stops and three vans, a station wagon and a motor home. Exchange and after we Early mornings were the reason wc were checked on how the bears atul able'to tourN.Y.C. in three days. Saturday at 7 a.m.we left our home away from bulls were doing, we walked t home, a Holiday Inn in New Jersey, and China Town for lunch. ventured through the Lincoln Tunnel to pay a visit to Miss Liberty. We jumped on the ferry, landed on the others in the group, especially six interna sland, dashed up to the crown of the tionai students representing three countrie ;talue, hopped on a reluming ferry and who made interesting comparisons ol Nev. strolled around Battery Park until our York to London and Tokyo. Dodge Ram chariots arrived to take us to Sunday morning came quickly and wc the United Nations. loaded our vehicles and drove to Harlem The weather was cooperative, so we left After passing the Apollo Theater, we the United Nations for a walk to St. Pat­ turned the comer and stopped at a building rick’s Cathedral. This was our meeting that could have been mistaken for an place for the day, so we were given free apartment building had John DeBoer not Croup leader, John DeBoer time to wander around SL Patrick's, ice known where he was going. (left), giving directions as skate at Rockefeller Center or hunt down We were at the Elmcndorf Reformed Glen Warners scouts out David Lettcrman. Some saw Stephanie Church w hich, being established in 1660, the route for himself. Mills practicing at Radio City Music Hall is one of the oldest churches in the nation and others had tickets to see Les We were escorted inside by Rev. Raphael Miserables, while still others spent the Johnson, a thirteen year veteran of Llmen time exploring the "big city.” dorf, who said that his parish of 1 50 is After the fifth (and not the last) time ol "challenging and sometimes dillicult." parking illegally, wc packed up and took a Elmcndorf provides many community one and a half hour ride to Long Island, to services like day care and distribution ol

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canned goods. Food distribution is diffi­ cult because the church is broken into about once every three weeks and canned food is a valuable commodity. Johnson claims that the community was pretty stable before but said, “the Reagan years have recked havoc in areas like these. Now it’s like London after World War II.” Elmendorf has many programs and has seen good success from the community's tutoring center. “If there is any hope, it is in the lives we have seen change,” said Johnson. Needless to say, it is a hard area where life expectancy of a man is only forty years of age and there arc drugs, hunger and homelessness. Everything we hear on the news is true, every day of their lives. “We do not all start from the same play­ ing field,” Johnson told us before we left. “Make a difference.” Cabrini Medical Center provided a speclalular view of New York's skyline. A short visit to Cabrini Medical Center was next on our agenda. There Rev. day of adventure ahead of us. trying to keep one’s heritage. “Is the USA They receive support from donors and a Sponholz shared stories and poems about We turned into Alex P. Keaton look- a melting pot or a salad bowl?” he asked. Jarge staff of volunteers. They encourage AIDS patients, people in the detoxification alikes when we toured the New York Next, we changed gears from immi­ college campuses to become involved with facility and other patients he has come Stock Exchange, and after we checked on grants to runaways with a trip to Covenant their cause in order to help raise con­ across during his time at Cabrini. how the bears and bulls were doing, we House. sciousness and funds and to spread the Sunday afternoon was designated as free walked to China Town for lunch with Rev. Although it has had recent setbacks with word about Covenant House services. time and everyone went their separate Peter Yang of the Overseas Chinese Mis­ unfavorable accusations toward its After we left Covenant House on West ways to soak up the atmosphere of the sion. founder, Father Bruce Ridder, Covenant 41st Street, we were homeward bound, un- Hard Rock Cafe, art museums or a buggy By the time most of the group figured House still shelters, counsels and supports VTike the kids who seek refuge tn the shel­ ride through Central Park. out how to eat with chopsticks, Rev. Yang at least 500 kids under the age of 21 each ter. Wc met that evening at Saint Peter’s began to tell us a little about the mission night. These services are provided to over We tried to beat rush hour traffic, which Church for Jazz Vespers. Eddie Bonne- that resides in the heart of China Town. 25,000 children a year. ended up being bumper to bumper, but we mere, his orchestra and the Jcsu Choir Over 1,000 Chinese immigrants move to Covenant House provides not only made it through slick winter weather in serenaded us for an hour after a full day of the area a year. housing, but medical and legal help as Pennsylvania, across the Ohio Turnpike walking, talking and communing with the The mission encourages the immigrants well. Kids are offered individual counsel­ and finally to Michigan and GVSU. city. to learn English as soon as possible while ing with guidelines and commitments, not New York is an exciting, interesting and Most of the group woke up Monday still trying to honor the many different tra­ contracts and rules. educational town, and even though we morning unable to believe it was already ditions within the Chinese culture. Yang Covenant House opened an AIDS unit a were only there a few days, everyone got the last day of our trip. Although wc were told us that it is hard in this country to year ago and just recently buried their first to experience enough to bring back pic­ leaving that afternoon, we still had a full learn how to be an American while still of 17 kids who have contracted the virus. tures, souvenirs and most of all memories.

i nieger 'above) get in the proper spirit for •h up i(i the statue's torch. Reverend Raphael johnson (right) of Elmendorf Reformed Church (above) in Harlem spoke to the group about his church and its community.

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There once was a time when don’t use it So I called and might be interested in calling there was no television, no asked what color it should be. yourself. . * Oval tine and by no means tele­ The woman on the other end Call: phones. said something useless, I hung 1-800-933-5555 for free Technology is much more ad­ up and colored my hair. (Maybe Pillsbury Brike-Off Contest Win­ vanced today compared to the it was a messed up colorant be­ ning Rediffes. bird’s beak record player Fred cause the rinse was supposed to 1-800-962-7800 for Life Call Flintstone had to use a stone age stay in for six weeks and it is if you’ve fallen and can’t get up. ago. still there after 14 months). 1-800-228-4800 for' a free 2. Get the Alpha Omicron Pi But here we are in the 1990’s, Semi trucks now have “How travel brochure of Minnesota. sorority to pose nude for less than ten short years away am I jlriving? 1-800-!!!-!!!!” 1-800-543-0480 for questions next year’s, semester plan­ from a new niiUenium. Wow. painted on, their mud flaps. 1 about Always feminine products. ner! Okay, Miss Septem­ Fads come, disco music goes think truckers just use it to get 1-800-421-6648 if you want to ber will be Linda Birch and the latest thing to have be­ dates. own a Merle Norman Cosmetic and Miss October will be sides a Fax machine and a car. Although... Studio. 6. Put a revolving restaurant Laura Lavoie and... stereo is an 800 or 900 telephone Now its time for the 900 num­ 1-800-EAT FISH for the on top of the Eberhard number. ber craze. Most of them adver­ American Seafood Institute. They were pretty obscure a tise on TV and, invite you to call 1-800-344-NIKE (take a few years ago, but today they are to talk to New "kids on the Block guess) — 1. Build a new Kirkhof Cen­ everywhere. or dial-a-date. 1-800-TAX FREE for info on ter! Preferably one that I saw an 800 number the other These, of course, cost money. Dreyfus tax exempt funds. 4. Pay students fair prices doesn’t look like the Bat- day not knowing what it was for. Usually $2 for the Hrst minute 1-800-445-5555 for a free for their textbooks at book ' tlestar Galactica! I dialed and a guy named John and $.95 for each additional copy of the Bill of Rights. buyback. answered the phone. I hung up. minute, but I have seen a 900 1-900-740-3500 ($2 per min­ I did try to order a free sample number for a lawyer that charges ute) if you want to cry. of DuPont Stainmaster carpet, $20 for the first and $10 for each 1-900-370-9200 ($2 first min/ but the phone was busy. additional minute you spend .95 additional) for secret confes- 800 numbers are used for con­ talking to him when you could sians. y . 4 . sumer information. Many prod­ get on people’s court (TV!) for 1-900-909-2222 ($2 first min/ ucts have “Questions or Com­ that matter. $1 addtional) for private phone ments? Call l-SOO-***-****.” ■* These phone numbers are an numbers of beautiful women. I called a consumer hotline interesting concept and can be 1-900-LOVE ROB ($1000 once when I decided to color my lots of fun. I did some research each minute) to talk to Robby hair. The directions said that if fo/^ki and will now pass along Bobby himself. the colorant didn’t look normal,7 a few numbers I thought you By Kristoffer Gair

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I’ve been getting some flack By Andrew Kar that he has a legitimate blood make the film a play. In es­ with The Jesus And Mary Chain this w ^k- Mostly it has been on claim to the throne of France. He sence, Branagh has asked for - might find this a bit on the why I did Cher last week. Those - All week people haVe ap­ leads Tils country to war against his audience to suspend their strange side and annoying. Just proached me, congratulating France, with the intent of claim­ belief. ■ . who actually read the article re­ looking at the group can cause a on the brevity of my last film ing the Crown. Henry V is not rated. It is alized that it was to prove a point bad response. The Campus Life review. Aside from the outstanding also not playing in this area. I concerning songwriting. The Editor described them as looking Cute, people, real cute: performance of Branagh, the recommend the Star Theatre ones who simply skimmed over like the Cars high on drugs. Now for something com­ film features Derek Jacobi, per­ in Rochester, Michigan. I also it, my own roommates notorious Pretty vivid image, eh? pletely different... haps the most acclaimed Shake­ suggest a road trip. for doing this, just didn’t gel it Songs featured are “Never Kenneth Branagh’s new spearean actor of our day, in the So, in an attempt to redeem Understand,” “You Trip Me version of Henry V is the best role of the Chorus, a role Bran­ • By Rob Bennett myself, however not to my Up," “Just Like Honey” (all film I have seen this year. I agh added to script. Another fine roommates specifically, I’ll stick from the album Psychocandy) , will not see a better film this actor in this film is Paul Scofield JOe Versus the Volcano. with something new. And how “April Skies,” “Happy When It year, possibly this decade. It as the French King, best known The name of the game isire- much newer can you get than Rains,” “Darklands” (all from was sweeping and epic, and for his Academy curring visuajs, and John Pat­ with this? It’s only a few days the album Darklands), “Kill Surf yet it was also intensely per­ Award-winning portrayal of Sir rick Shanley’s latest film Joe old. With that said... City,” “Sidewalking,” “Just Out sonal. It was Shakespeare Thomas More in A Man For All Versus the Volcano is full of Videos offers the twelve Of Reach” (from the album through and through, brought Seasons. these little imagery master­ songs released in the MTV video Bdrbed Wire Kisses), “Blues to the screen in an original The production is in and of it­ pieces. Tom Hanks stars as format from 1985 through 1989. From A Gun,” “Head On” (from fashion by a brilliant director self remarkable. With stage pro­ Joe Banks, a sad man with a There aren’t any introductions to the album Automatic) and “April and actor. ' ductions, the audience is ex­ sad job. He’s been placed in each video from anybody and no Skies" (a track not released in For those not familiar with pected to bring with them a will­ charge of the advertising li­ interview footage. Since there the US). this work of the Most Noble ing suspension of disbelief. With brary of the world’s largest isn’t any group background The program runs approxi­ Bard, Henry V is tale of the this film, the addition of the manufacturer of rectal probes, given, I would only recommend mately 45 minutes and costs king of England, played by ChoniS, drawn from Greek tradi­ this to fans of the group already. $15.99. For a trip into the British Kenneth Branagh, who feels tion, has enabled Branagh to See MOVIES p. 11 Anyone who wasn’t familiar Outer Limits, this is it! V______■ 'o u . ..«* 'ssKjLamu,'- » ._____ ------.------M*d,21.19<>0 TheLanlhom P « e M > ...... : ______- „ j______I __

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If you enjoyed the film The the movie ever could. From page nt for Red October, chances one you’re hooked, the espio- you’ll like the book even bet- nage and technology pull you in ter. Tom Clancy’s first novel in­in- and make you feel as if you’re troducesluces us to his recurring hero, one with the action. This is good ' Jackk Ryan the CIA analyst who stuff! seemsms to have a better grip on Other novels by Tom Clancy realitylily then mmost ostof of our top gov-gov­ with the Jack Ryan character are, ernmentment official^official! Patriot Games, The Cardinal of You(’em probably already know the Kremlin and Clear and Pres- the storyline so I won’t rehash. ent Danger. Another hovel by Butt I will say this, the novel Clancy is Red Storm Rising, a goes■S into much greater detail and scenario of World War III, holds a lot more excitement than

MOVIES From p. 10------fice for their volcano and in re­ ooooh, sign me up! Naturally a turn, they’ll give old Lloyd min­ man placed in such a high level eral rights to something called position of authority is bound to Ballabooboo. Don’t ask. develop some rather rare ail­ Joe Versus the Volcano also ments, in Joe’s case that ailment stars Meg Ryan in three different is a brain cloud. A brain cloud is roles. What did I tell you, recur­ fatal and most doctors will tell ring visuals! She can be seen as you have about six months to Deedee, the ditzy secretary at the live so live ‘cm well boy! rectal probe factory, she is also After hearing of this wonder­ Anjelica, the flaky poet/artist ful news Joe is hired by a super (libber de gibblet (Whatever the captain of industry ~(Lloyd hell that is!) and finally Patricia, Bridges) to live four weeks of the captain of the sailing yacht excitement at no expense and at the Tweedledum. Each of the end of his journey, he is to Ryan’s incarnations in this film jump into the mouth of a vol­ all share a certain relationship in cano called the Big Woo. Fun, Joe’s life .but go see it for your­ huh? It would seem that the in­ self. It’s money well spent ' j, habitants of a small South Pa­ Joe Versus the Volcano is cific island need a human sacri­ rated PG-13, at Studio 28. Beginning Scuba Course Looking for a class that offers you adventure, fun, and excitement ? Do you want to meet people who share your recreational interests ? Are you inter­ ested in a course that provides you with the oppor­ tunity to safely explore the beautiful underwater world ? If you are interested in any of these things, unlimited tanning then the beginning diving course offered by Spring Lake Divers Den is for you ! $55.00 College credit is possible through DADI: The Ameri- can Council on Education. Mo extra diarges!!! March 31 & April 1 at GVSU Field- house for $225 complete. Use the 5900 Lake Michigan Drive equipment right away ! a i m Near the Goal Post preservations or rnore informatii M ------call 842-4300 expiration date: April 15,1990

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Skaters beat Ferris at Bulldog Tourney Men’s tennis Determination and grit overcome being extremely short-handed By Sarah Stinson into the first period. Ferguson power play goal, which closed tough Central Michigan squad is youthful Sports Editor eventually proved to be all the the margin to two, 4-2. that eventually became tourna­ offense Grand Valley ever However, the rest of the game ment champions, and took a 9-1 On paper, it seemed impos­ needed, as he popped in two at that point belonged to Grand loss at the hands of the Chip- but hopeful sible, but reality was a totally more goals for a hat trick before Valley and sheer determination pewas. different thing for the Grand the first period was even halfway on their part. The lone Laker goal was Scott ‘ By Sarah Stinson Valley State hockey team Satur­ over. About seven minutes later, an St.Antoine’s off a Steve Weller Sports Editor day night. After Ferguson’s phenomenal injury-plagued John Veik put in assist near the end of the first Although they were missing efforts, teammate Todd Ed put in the first of GV’s third period Weller added later, “They just Youth is the key word almost half of their team, the another red lighter against the goals for a 5-2 advantage. Team­ came out and killed us, espe­ Lakers went on the road to the stunned Bulldogs for a 4-0 Laker mate Mike Dolce closed out the cially in the second period. We that describes the 1990 Ferris State Tournament and lead at the end of the first. scoring on a faceoff blast over just ran out of gas.” men’s tennis team, but that faced the Bulldogs in the first Ferris came out looking for Bulldog goalie Gene Mulak’s Despite the loss in the finals, doesn’t seem to worry the round Saturday night. revenge in the second period, but shoulder that Mulak never even the determination and poise they ever optimistic head coach, Ferris had defeated GV earlier tough defensive efforts, espe­ saw. showed in Saturday’s great Tim Sutherland “Basically, in the season on Laker ice, 6-3, cially by goalie Jerry Smigelski, Although Grand Valley played showing over Ferris was more the sky is the limit on this but when all was said and done held the Dogs in check. The only probably the best game of the than anyone expected and year’s team arid it’s poten­ Saturday, the Lakers surprised score of the period came at the year on Saturday night despite proved the true potential of the tial,” be says. even themselves with a convinc­ 12:32 mark, on Mark Baudino’s their small squad, the finals on 1989-90 hockey squad as they They begin their season ing 6-2 victory. FSU goal. Sunday proved to be too much closed out their season. this weekend in the Grand Tom Ferguson struck first for The Bulldogs tried again to for them to overcome. the Lakers, just a few minutes close the gap in the third on a The Lakers faced an extremely an annufal event against Aquinas, Calvin and GRJC. Lift-a-Thon kicks-off spring football season Five sophomores and four freshman will be competing By Sarah Stinson for Grand Valley in the Fri- Sports Editor day-Saturday tournament at the Grand Rapids Racquet The Grand Val­ Club. ley Stale football Returning letterwinners team will be kick­ from last year are Steve ing off their spring Reschke, Justin Beckstrom football season and Todd Sutton. Suther­ next Tuesday night land has also named Sutton with the sixth an­ the captain of this year’s nual Lift-a-Thon squad ~ competition. The event this That returning trio will year is expected to be counted on heavily as raise about SI5,(XX) they fill the number one, for the Laker foot­ two and four spots respec­ ball program, ac­ tively. cording to assistant However, the team has coach Bobby How­ many new faces and even ard, who is in more talent this year and charge of the event, are also counting on big and will also be things from the freshman. lifting for the Lak­ Todd Daniels is one, as he ers. The funds will sits in the number three go towards ex­ spot in the lineup. penses such as road Sutherland adds that trips, new cquip- __ Lany.£aba:..JDa.ve-.Beiulty- and Jeremy Moog, among room improve­ LANTHORN RLE PHOTO Mike Slazinski %oesfor he max lift during last year's Lift-a-Thon. others, “have shown flashes ments. of brilliance,” as well. Players arc raising money they are divided into weight The event is exciting, a great Thon is Tuesday, March 27 at Doug Dvorak and Terry through Hat rale sponsorships groups and each player has three confidence builder for the team, 6:30 p.m. in the Field House and plcdges-per-pound through attempts to reach a maximum and a good way to come out and Arena. Bell are also expected to be this Friday. At the laft-a-Thon, lift. support Laker football. The big contributors to the Laker team. Indianapolis blows away Lakers Life hasn’t* been all fun Swim teams hold awards banquet Bv Joe Lowden eruption of 17 runs. and games for the team so Laker Coach Andy Chopp Heitzman and John •Staff Writer far, however, as their prac­ By Jerry Smigelski said, “We hit the ball really well VanderSloot were presented tice schedule has Seen ex­ Staff Writer all day, 1 thought. Wc leil a lot the distinguished award of The weekend at Indianapolis tremely hectic. They have was not a calm one for the Laker of runners stranded, and we Last Friday night the men’s and most valuable swimmer. already practiced at four baseball team. made mistakes on the bases.” women’s swim teams gathered Tricia Martini and Kevin different locations, and Winds blowing out at 20 Chopp added, “We re making for their annual awards Fortier were each presented the way U K ) many errors, making practice times have ranged “Captain’s Award,” for being m.p.h., and two big Indianapolis banquet. from 2 p.m. to 1 a.m. rallies, led to both Laker losses baserunning mistakes, and pitch­ For the second straight year, the most improved swimmers on Saturday 7-2, and 17-5. Sun­ ers dre way behind on the They are hoping, though co-captain Laura Block of the year. day’s game was rained out. count." that it will improve them as captured the women’s “Laker The four year awards were The Lakers were up six runs in The Lakers’ next game will be a team and send them on Award,” presented to the most presented to women’s co­ the fourth inning when the Uni­ this Saturday at Siena Heights in their way through a highly valuable swimmer or diver. captain Laura Block, co­ versity of Indianapolis rallied. A Adrian. Sunday’s game will be successful season. — - In a three way tie for the captains John VanderSloot and combination of six walks, one at Aquinas College in Grand men’s “Laker Award" Brian Dan Heitzman, and Mickey hit batter, two errors, and three Rapids- Keizer, and co-captains Dan Homan. V______J nusplayed tlyballs caused the Page 14 The Lanihom March 21,1990 ------1------

players be allowed to enter the The Padres were 37-19 last Schott away from Riverfront draft and test the market while season after August 1. They Stadium, then the Reds will con­ retaining their eligibility, just have since added slugger Joe tend. like thg^BasebaH and hockey Carter to ajineup that already The Giantx have the best 1-5 draftees. No way, Dick!!! Base- includes hitting god Tony batting order in the game: But­ bainaftr hockey have minor Gwynn, Benito Santiago, and ler, Kevin Bass, Gaik, Mitchell, league systems to develop draft­ Jack Clark. Sporting a great and Williams. However, those cheap seats ees. The NFL has only a small blend of young talent and experi­ guys can’t hit enough to over­ developmental list. enced veterans, the Pads are add­ come the fact that their pitching I am all for scrapping the ing Andy Benes, the best young staff (who all qualify for Social current system of renewing an­ starting pitcher in all of base­ Security in June) is null and nual scholarships and imple­ ball, to a quality staff. If Mark void. By Dave Benner menting four-year binding schol­ Davis can be even semi-replaced Finally, keep an eye on the arships. No one will force re­ out of the bullpen, the Padres improving Brakes. They arc cruits to sign. will be untouchable. “developing* the best young Now that Pete Rose is out of starting pitching rotation •This season’s NCAA tourna­ his latest “injury.” This w eek: Cincinnati, Lou Piniella has a (Smoltz, Glavine, Lilliquist, etc.) ment may be the last one played/ •The new NFL drafting proce­ The National League West lot of tools to work with includ- in this universe. Their time is with 10’ rims. A group of propo­ dure fallowing juniors to enter) Predicted order of finish: . ing Barry Larkin and Eric Davis. coming. nents for raising the rim to 10*5 has drawn battle lines between 1. San Diego Padres The bullpen combo of Rob or 11', including Kentucky head college coaches and NFL scouts. 2. Cincinnati Reds Dibble and Randy Myers is Next Week: the A.L. East coach Rick Pitino, are preparing No one seems to be truly happy 3. San Fransisco Giants baseball’s best. If new Lou can Preview to lobby for the change after this except players’ agents. College 4. Los Angeles Dodgers pull together the starting rotation (Brace Yourselves, Tiger Fans) season ends. Their argument is coaches aren’t happy because 5. Atlanta Braves of Jackson, Rijo, Browning, and that dunking is simply too easy the stars they have nurtured are 6. Houston Astros Mahler and keep owner Marge for too many. They insist that it being lured away before they would not be a drastic change; pay their biggest dividends as raise it a couple inches every seniors. few jsars, so as not to disturb The NFL isn’t too happy ei­ O d Y t h e shooting. If James Naismith ther. It feels that it had a gun only knew when he nailed up (namely the threat of legal inter­ that peach basket.. vention) pointed to its head, and •No doubt about the fact that now scouting will suffer because recent increased TV revenues , colleges are becoming more pressured the NFL into changing wary of NFL scouts scoping o - from a 10 team to 12 team play­ their players. off formatand extending the sea­ Everyone continues to men­ In j son an extra week. But NO. . . tion the Barry Sanders’ rise to =4= don’t bother changing the idiotic fame and fortune, but what about instant replay review. his brother Byron? After two •Just when you thought you’d fine seasons at Northwestern, seen it all in athletic shoe ads— Byron decided to pass up his fi­ up pops Brian Bosworth in the nal year of eligibility and go pro. Avia cross-training ads. Brian He was a late-round pick of the Bosworth!? Give me a break. Bears and was cut in training Why not the Gabor sisters? To camp. All agree that another make matters worse, you can year of college seasoning would (X catch Bri doing guest spots on have helped him a great deal. MTV. He’ll probably replace So what’s the solution? Q. “Downtown” Julie Brown next NCAA executive director Dick season when he recuperates from Schultz proposes that college

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m m a m SMALL FORWARDS CENTERS the gaurds a good rest but he Malt Steingenga must remem- Mike Peplowski could have isn't a scorer and watch state ber the Illinois game because the game of his life against leave him open. State is deep Tech’s Brian Oliver is one . of M ackey because he is twice his with Parrish Hickman, Kirk those smaller and more versatile size and twice his weight. The M anns, andDwayne Stevens. small forwards. Believe me, Ol­ only thing Mackey has is quicker R iver can shoot the threes with the feet and quicker hands. Peplow­ EDGE: MSU best of them and drive to the ski must avoid the charge be­ OVERALL I i f hole with both ferocity and fi­ cause Mackey will not jump 1 nesse. But he usually only pulls with him expeexting to block the Georgia Tech’s Lethal up or goes to the hole. Stein­ shot, he’ll set his feet and let you Weapon 3 (Oliver,Scott, and genga must use his feet to stick come to him. Peplowski has to Anderson) all average above 20 points per game and they ac­ By Timothy Padot on Oliver and cover the drive get the offensive rebounds and while putting a hand in Oliver’s pu them back in. Tech, doesn’t count for about 75 percent of face when he pulls the three. On have a shot if State’s inside eats Tech’s scoring. Michigan state , offense, Steingenga must re­ up all the offensive boards. I must and I mean must pul a hand Here is a look at the Friday OFF GUARDS member that he has a nice touch would give Pepolowski the out in Tech’s face when they are shooting outside and take advan­ night’s key matchup between Steve Smith is sooo smooth on a baseline jumper (sometimes and out edge but onfe thing sticks tage of their inside advantage. Georgia Tech and Michigan and has the air of the ghetto run­ he forgets and thinks he’s only a in my mind. Mackey (being a Of course LSU had a huge ad­ State. ning through his lungs. He can dunker). Steingenga is bigger real freshman) drew the assign­ vantage inside on Tech, and they leap, shdot, penetrate, and gives than Oliver so he should be able ment of Shaquille O’Neil against POINT GUARDS couldn’t win so State needs out great passes but when to shoot over the top of him. Ol­ LSU and he went under and Smith to score too. Tech, at mid Mark Montgomery has ( showtime comes to the show iver and Steingenga will both around O’Neil to score double season was the third highest earned the nickname “apple”, only one will shine. Smith was run the break but Oliver has a figures. Peplowski can’t get ijn scoring team in the nation be­ derived from the pastry apple- All-Big Ten but Dennis Scott 20f scoring average while Stein­ foul trouble. hind Loyola-Marymoipit and turnover and Tech’s point was All-American. Scott is a genga has a 10- scoring average. o Oklahoma carrying a 99 point Kenny Anderson will make mat­ great rebounder who knows EDGE: MSV per game average. State has to ters much worse for him. K irk when to crash the boards to put EDGE: GT set up the ball run their plays and M anns is far too slow to gaurd back the bunny and when to get SIDELINES take some time off the clock to Anderson so “apple” draws the out on the break for the dunk. POWER FORWARDS Jud Heathcote has a national win. With- good offensive re­ assignment Anderson had his His main ifortay has been and Ken Redfield is stronger, championship and a NIT cham­ bounding Stale could really slow jersey retired in the High School will be the jumper. He hits three- quicker, and has better moves pionship but in between those he the game down With two and Hall of Fame in New York last pointers like free throws and inside than Tech’s M cN eil but has had trouble being consis- three shots a posession. But year when he earned his fourth Tech, will pick to death to get the main advantage Redfield has tantly in the NCAA’s. Bobby Georgia Tech, is peaking right straight All-New York Honors at him open. Smith is known for is his size. McNeil isn’t an of- Crem ins who in my opinion is now and they breezed through Archbishop Molloy High taunting his opponant’s shooter fensive threat and Redfield is top. the best recruiter in the nation the ACC post season tourney School. Anderson is the only but Scott is no Higgins and good a defensive player so I x consistantly sends his teams to beating N.C. S t in the semi’s player to have earned such hon­ Smith would best save his pride think Redfield could draw the the top of the ACC and into the and Duke in the final. State ors, and there have been a lot of by keeping quiet. Smith and Scott assignment McNeil has to secodn and third rounds of the looked very lackluster in their good ones in N.Y. (I.E. Lew Scott probably won’t gaurd stay out of foul trouble because NCAA’s. Tech, has been in the first two round wins. Tech’s Alcindorj.Hc has earned fresh­ eachother to stay out of foul Tech, has to at least be on the NCAA’s every year since the striving and State’s surviving, man of the year honors in both trouble but if Scott gaurds inside to compete. McNeil is John Salley and Marie Price eras. the state of Michigan had its day the ACC and the nation. He has Smith, Smith may be a step sneaky and can steal some Ironically Cremins and Heath­ last year. had huge games everytime he quicker and get some great pene­ boards for a few turn around put cote coached in the Pan Ameri­ has been on CBS. Unbelievable tration. Here’s your chance backs off the blocks .Redfield has can games and Heathcote was EDGE: GT court sense and great leader on Steve to show you belong with to take advantage of McNeil on the head while cremins assisted the break but watch for him to the best. offense and post up with the best for that reason alone I give the lake “apple” to the hole and of them. coaching edge to heathcote. On shoot three’s over the top. His EDGE: GT- the bench. Tech, has a good specialty is the stop and pop.] EDGE: MSU+ gaurd in #5 Brown and he gives EDGE: GT+

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