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~editorial PRINCIPAL ANSWERED regularly allocate ourownfaculty to time monies. Perhaps there'sa teach in the English departments of way to budget in the Universi I Dear editors, Arts, Atkinsonand Graduate Studies, In her interview in the March 10 as wen as whenever feasible in Fine David Cooke AmberPhal YUFA Strike: Pro Tem ("Principal Questions"), Arts, and Glendon MDS, Canadian Chair ofEnglish Glendon Principal Dyane Adam Studies, International Studies, suggests that Glendonites rejected Women's Studies and the Writing Any way you look at her"vision" document because they Workshop. In addition, members of MASQUERADING were unable to make changes. the Department have served Across the College last year, there variously as a Vice-President, (NOT) OUR GRAD The York it we loose was widespread resistance to the Graduate Director of English, BALL? sociationdoc "vision" document because people Directorofthe Centrefor the Support ture for the t Like states on the brink of war, the present conflict were alarmed at the conceptual base of Teaching, Glendon Computer "me soon. opposing the York administration to YUFA (York and the implications ofits statements. Coordinator, Chair of MDS, Dear editors, okesperson University Faculty Association), seems to have Faculty and students had principled Glendon Drama Coordinator, and When I read the article in one back to borrowed from the short-war illusion. Since YUFA objections to a paper that seemed to Chair ofFaculty Council. Tem (March 10) regarding unday), but v held its strike vote on March 5, members of the misunderstand the fundamental The problem with the Glendon graduation ball, it saddened me ptimistic tho Glendon community have professed that, in the event nature of a liberal arts college and Administration notion of see how far the rumours went a ttlement." Tl of a strike, we could expect it to be a short one. But as was willing to chart a future that "redeployments" is that it only the organization of the event. ttlement is negotiations unfold, we have every reason to think negated the balanced bilingualism recognizes transfers that generate Masquerade Graduation Ball ached bet\\J otherwise. Since the last 13 months, we have anduniversity-level scholarship that income for the College-afinancial right from its very origins alw e two parties underestimated the immenseness of the gulf between Glendonhas spent35 years creating. or budgetary concern. By this beenplanned as a celebration for . emaycont the opposing parties, the employer and the employee, On the English Department, the process, a Glendon English faculty graduating class of 1997. rquite some t and there is no telling how long the strike might last. Principal repeats her favourite line member teaches in another unit, We began as a small commi e results of

Approaching Day 5 of the strike, both sides argue that the Department was "quite over thereby kicking a part-time CUPE of five graduating students. ay not only 1 that they have moved on many of the issues at stake, resourced." We should remember employeeoutofajob,andthemoney committee's originating mem ancellation such as compensation and flexible retirement, but, in thatall departments are the way they that wouldhave beenused to pay the beganrecruitingstudentsinOcto lasses, fact, they are still far apart. It is fair to say that only are because previous university CUPE member is transferred to the We considered the small venues terference one of the four fundamental items at the heart of the administrations have authorized Glendon Administration. By previous years but thought that e summer b dispute- workload, compensation,flexible retirement, their existence. No more than any contrast, our own notion of celebration ofour35th annivers d disruptiol andtechnological change- hasbeenresolved, namely other unit, can we go out and redeploying is to teach in another we should do something grand. 'cheduled e; that of workload. advertise for faculty whenever we unit when it makes sound curricular I do not understand how tes. Meanwhile, tempers flare on the student side ofthe feel like it. We can only do so ifand sense to do so - Le. when it is here onwards, the rumo InaCKRGr issue, with some siding outrightwith eitherthefaculty when the Glendon Principal and the needed. The grand irony for the surrounding the whole event n t e r vie orthe administration, leadingto impassionedpolitical University Academic Vice- current year is that the major units completely twisted. Inmyfivey rofessor D£ arguments. It must be acknowledged that the issue Presidentrecommendappointments. that we might teach in have nofunds at Glendon, I have looked forw c N a I facing us is one that hits at the core of some of our Soin a very real sense, both they and to share with us even when we do to this day with great anticipati .mmented or fundamental values, hence, it is one that is most the BoardofGovemorshave created offer our service (which we have). andthatistheprecisereasonlwan acious issues emotionally charged for everyone. But of late, the us - as they have with every other So we're at an impasse. to take part in planning the ball. A is dea focus of the university's 'business' seems to have department. Glendon's budget procedures Why,inmyfinalandbusiestye ithin negotia drifted away from its principal subjects, the students. Whatever its origins, the demand that we engage in internal would I get involved with the 35 'sues, accord Rather than supporting one of the two parties, we Department has gone out ofits way fundraising. Butthe units that might anniversary committeeand see the ¥er compens£ urge students at Glendon to keep in mind that, for over twenty years to contribute provide the funds ifwe teach inthem . izes and - regardless ofthe strike's outcome, any way we look at ..to_th_e_a_c_a_de_m_ic_l_it_e_o_f_Y_o_f_k_._W_e__h_av_e_a_l_re_a_d_y_b_e_en_st_n_·p_p_e_d_o_f_p_ar_t_- ._chnological it, we - the students - lose: disruption of classes, e-to-one ins term either shortened or extended, summer "We have employment contracts jeopardized, confusion with ly minor we regards to academic deadlines, possibly even a loss of aiman, "we', income in summer employment while the cost of eement on ( tuition remains on the upward trend. Thus, we urge students to apply pressure on both parties for a compromise to be reached. Adopting a Pro Tern: room 117 hard-line and perpetuating the negotiations will most Glendon Hall, likely bring about further disruptions and discontent, 487-6736 in which case, fairness in education and what-not will have been achieved at the expense of us, the students. TM~~cdlm1 How canwe direct such a pressure? Through letters, S) e-mail, faxes, phone-calls to both York's Board of lMI&Ir~Th1 ~~ &(1 Governors or YUFA headquarters; students have the ~ ~ wherewithal to put an end to that strike (fax numbers (C) ®j]) l]]l Q and the like can be obtail1ed froill the GCSU office). The reality is that both York and YUFA will be facing the first of a series of deadlines Thursday, beyond which, the Winter term will have to be extended (if no Vous avez des comme·ntaires. Faites­ settlement is reached). And the parties' influence is nous les parvenir par courrier somehow related to the amount ofsupport each is able electronique(E-Mail).Notre adresse: to muster among students. Lettil1g both know we've protem@delph~.glendon.yorku.ca endured enough might drive us out of this mess. Any comments? Send them to us by E­ Mail. Our ad·dress: PI [email protected]

Pro Tem is the bilingual and independent newspaper of Glendon College, founded in 1962 as the student publication of York University. En plus d'etre gratuit,Pro 2275 avenue Bayview Tem est Ie seul journal bilingue en Ontario. Les opinions et les faits emis par les signataires n'engagent qu'eux-memes, et non I'equipe editoriale. Les articles SOIJ5o Glendon Hall room 117 entendant des propos difTamatoires, racistes, antisemites, sexistes ou homophobes ne seront pas publies. The deadline to submit ads and articles is every other Toronto, Ontario Tuesday at 5 pm. Meetings are on Tuesday at 6:30 pm. Nos bureaux sont situes dans Ie Manoir Glendon, local 117. Editorial and Advertising: 487-6736. Produc· M4N3M6 tion: 487-6821. Fax: 487-6779. E-Mail:[email protected] Tirage: 3000 exemplaires.

Co-editors Arts editor Collaborateurs Photography editors Adve.rtising Manager Patrick Joly Jane Gorley Pam Zotalis Lindsay Moody Lucy Baltas Sheryl Godin Tanya Marissen Sports editor Jon Barnes Jason Kandankery Peter Brieger Samer Muscati Assistant editors Alison Sammut Production Distribution Manager Vanita Daniel Pare Stephanie Sleightholm David Bolduc Features editor Jane Gorley Butrsingkorn Ian Roberge Amber Phalen Clea Schmidt Michael Gruzuk David Cooke Tamara Snelgrove Kelli Dilworth Dominique Tanguay Assistante-a-Ia-redaction Cartoonist Reviseure Fiction and Poetry editor Mark Medland Paul Fabry Laurel.Fortin Julie Arseneault Joel Ramirez Tern, Monday, March 24, 1997 ji 24 mars 1 -nouvelles .. lerhaps there'sa YUFA strikes a sour note with York in the Universi ce , Amber Phalen administration glish The question onmanystudents' minds these days as we loungein our negligent of student rights. "The disruptions requires that students 'dence rooms orwork diligently on that pile ofessays is how long the people hurt by the strike are the have an opportunity to make up any ~UERADIN Astrike is going to last. Right now there is no answer. students," said GCSU President work that would have fallen due OUR GRAD Dawn Palin. The GCSU has stated during the period ofthe strike. They The York University Faculty control of new technologies within that they are remainingneutral in the are not required to hand in ALL? iation does notsee a promising the classroom, the question of strike in efforts to better support the assignments orto be in classes. And efor the end of the strike any compensation, and flexible needs of students. faculty members, whetherpart-time e soon. Said Neil Naiman, retirement. We have not come to an The continuation ofthe strike has or full-time, have an obligation to kesperson for YUFA, "We've agreement on many issues." brought about many questions by provide them with make up j the article in e back to negotiations (as of In a press release by York, the students in regards to final essays opportunities." 10) regarding day), but were not particularly administration contends that as of and work to be handed in, as well as Updates on YUFA's position, as ,it saddenedm timistic that there will be a March 20th, they have "addressed the possibility of alteration of the well as that ofYork Administration, rumours went a ement." This means thatifson1e final exams schedule. Senate Policy are available to students through the t1 of the event. lement is not states that students are entitled to Internet. Anyone with access to the raduation Ball hed between ~ . "immunityfrom penalty forabsence World Wide Web can find out more rery origins alw two parties, the from class or late submission of by checking out www.yorku.ca. a celebrationfor emay continue work." This allows essays to be YUFA updates, as well as ; of 1997. quite some time. handed in after the strike has been Administrationreleasesareavailable a small commi results of this resolved due to the complication of at this web site. More information is ing students. not only be a handing in assignments during the also available by contacting the iginating mem cellation of~·· strike. According to McNally, "the GCSU at 487-6720, or the office of studentsinOcto but senate policy dealing with labor CKRG-RadioGlendonat487-6739. the small venues rference into but thought that summer break Ir 35th annivers disruption of mething grand.. eduled exam erstand how ;, the rumo In aCKRG radio whole event terview, ~d. Inmyfiveye fessor David ve looked forw c N all y great anticipati ented on the ~ise reasonI wan ' 'ous issues that lnning the ball. A is dealing aI andbusiestye innegotiations. Thefourmajor In regards to compensation and tved with the 35 es, according to McNally, are benefits, York Administration has rlittee andseethe rcompensation, pensions, class offered YUFA members "more than es and workload, and an 8% increase in base salary over _____....tw.ological change taking over two years." YUFA is asking for an -to-one instruction. increase of13 %. The administration , "We have managed to resolve feels that this is completely yminor wording issues," stated unrealistic. In order to maintain the , an, "we've still not come to an quality and standards of education ement on control of class sizes, that York now offers, the Jane lJorley and Joel Ramirez were acclaimed as Pro Tern co­ editors for year 1997-1998 last week. Their position will be up for ratification by thestudentbodyduring the upcomingGCSUelections, which will take place once the YUFA strike is over.

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On March 15th, Glendon was the host of a major conference Around a hundred people Professor Frenette, the themselves. The conferenCl)TTAW A (CUP~ dis~ussingChinaintheChangingGlobalOrder:ChallengesandProspectsattended the conference and all coordinator of the International the culmination of a yearlg his former pr Jor the 21st Century. The conference, organized by the International were impressed by the Studiesprogram,mentionedthatthe independentprojectonChina.ldreau's problel1 mO~ming StudentsStudiesAssociation (I.S.S.A), broughttogethermanyexperts professionalism showed by the six students' efforts demonstrated their also hope to raise enough Lin in lui: on China who expressed their views and opinions on a country which International Studies students who interest in learning and in their that they may go to China i some have predicted will become the world's leading power. organized the event. Many doubted future. spring in order to experience.30udreau later Ie, their ability to hold such an event, Ina timewhenbudgetcutsgreatly hand what they have learned dl not only taken The conference dealt with a pop culture icon, Dashan, also but the quality of the conference affect education, the students found the school year. }grated circuits multitude of matters regarding attended the conference. clearly showed that they could. an innovative way to educate As an International St~ems and present China. During the course of the studentwhoknewlittleabout~name at a 1 day, six panels, each composed of the day was one to rememberlference in Septel three experts, expressed their views often hear about China's erne. ing also inclu on such diverse subjects as power on the world scene be er in a case bool Canadian-Chinese relations, .of the country's impreh times China's economy, social and economic growth. Unfortun out giving environmental problems in China, the attitude taken by the Can dreau any law and culture in China, as well as government and business p it. the return of Hong Kong to China lead many to forget the imp 0 u d rea u on July 1, 1997. questions regarding human ri ally appea- The panelists had various environmental problems to Jean- 1 backgrounds and experiences with corruption in the Chi is Malouin, China. One panelist was a government. n of the governmentofficialfor theCanadian Some people worry a great'ulty of MinistryofExternal Affairs, another about those issues but their vo inistration was from C.I.D.A. (Canadian often unheard because there ut the International Development many economicgains toberna 'ation. When Agency), and yet another waS from dealing with China. Mark Ro' university Amnesty International. Some did note however that itis hard they were panelists were from the academic business in China if you isfied with world while others came from the understand theChinesepeople, lanation, Boud] businessandfinancial communities. culture and way of life. Th, sue the matter But,mostinterestingly, Canadian something which I learned a else comedian Mark Roswell, who is deal about in a one day discus imming's co well-knownthroughoutChinaas the Conference attendees ponder the future of China photo: Dominique Tanguay on China. ims that Boudn ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'ttedfrom the p an unintentio ing was wail dreau's name ( La greve des membres de could also incl .ployer's name. o says Jimmin~ Du point de vue etudiant... jobpressureand Julie Arseneault

Mercredi soir, un ami me faisait renlarquer un detail en apparence est bien conscient de Ia situation votre numero de telephone pour maintenant les moyens insignifiant: une toilette chimique avait etc installce acote des grilles delicate des etudiants. «Je crois que esperer une reponse! II est aussi s'informer, mais ils rest d'entree.« II va y avoir greve », nl'a-t-il dit simplement. beaucoup de membres du syndicat possibled'appeleraI'AECG au 487­ impuissants devant c Ie sont aussi », me disait-il vendredi 6720 ou, si la-ligne est occupee, a information. «J'ai peur, me dit Depuis deja quelques jours, on Mais qu'en est-il des droits des apres-midi. «Mais ce n' est pas Radio Glendon, au 487-6739. Les etudiante de quatrieme annee. nous y preparait. Jeudi matin" les etudiants? «S'il n 'y avait pas .qu 'une question de salaire ou de questions les plus demandees ainsi ce que c'est encore nous qui all etudiants apprenaient, s'ils ne Ie I'AECG, nous n'aurions aucune idee retraite. Quandje suis arrive ici, il y que leurs reponses seront publiees payer en bout de ligne? Ie n'ai.... ~'.....---­ savaient 'pas deja, que la greve des de ce que la greve veut dire pour a dix ans, les mots d'ordre etaient « par l'AECG cette semaine. les moyens financiers de sou 'LONDON, Or libraireset des professeurs atenlps nous. Personne ne nous a infomle excellence » et « bilinguisme ». Surveillez les affiches! mes opinions ou cellesdes autres y are not, bu plein, regroupes dans Ie syndicat de nos droits»" nle disait Michelle Maintenant, nous n'entendonsparler Malgre la comprehensi0ll: -des veux juste finir mon baccala tario have br ~UFA,'arlfairbien lieu.' Certains· Tethplirl, rericontree l()rsd'llne des quede marketing, de mise enmarche professeursetlesefforts deI'AECG, pour commencer a rembourser :. test against r pfofesseur,s, mieux renseignes ou sessions d'information organisees du produitqu'estdevenul'education. la population etudiante reste dette que j'ai ». - p~us soucieux; de)eursettldiants, en residence parI'AECG. Etudiante Beaucoup.d'entre nous avons peur toutefois inquiete. Les etudiants ont .DaveTompkir ~~aientdej~ ~xp}iquea leurs'groupes. en edllcation et ten~e par sa propre pour l'avenir du college. Nous estern's stud( comment'Ie cours serait organise association de 'supporterla greve, pensons que certaines personnes _____••?veloped a w a~in qu'aucun retard ne soh prist elle ne peut se presenter a l'ecole ou veulent changer la vocation de - :Hm~~~llllliiil~ii~IIII~I~iOOwH; met that al] Danscertains groupes, parexemple, elle fait son stage en enseignement. . I'etablissement sans que Ia gage in a 'virtl (cont'd from p.2) les professeurs ,ont decide. de « Que va-t-il arriver si la grevese population tant etudiante que ··'Would-be pr01

remplacer les examens de fin de p6ursuit? Quand est-ce que je vais' professorale soit consultee. » ...undermining of my graduation lower ticketcosts for ourgradua I ;, -in' by clicki s~ssionpardes travaux courts. On a reprendre ces heures avec mon Dawn Palin, presidente de ball? We have not undennined the students. We approachedthe alu . yofhappy fa~ aussi vu un professeur d'anglais emploi d'ete qui commence tout de l'AECG, est aussi consciente de graduates - we are the graduates. to inquire about subsidies. n. By coml proposer aux eleves qui n'avaient suite apres la session? », s'inquiete­ l'etat d'esprit des etudiants. «C'est We began the planning of the gave us some great ideas and n ;; ··on, the stude] toujours pas fait leur presentation t-elle. tres important que I'Association event at the beginning of January. of people to contact to help , elistofprotl oJ;ale de l'enregistrer sur video. Cette inquietude semble assez etudiante ne prennepaspositionpour We recruited as many people as financially. The chair ofthe alu president's 0 Or, ce n'est pas aussi clair pour representative de ce que l'onvoitsur ou contre dans cette greve. Nous possible, by word ofmouth, to come association suggested we ch ~sent to UW~ b~n nombre d'eleves qui n'ont Ie canlpus. Apres avoir appris que representons autantles etudiants qui and get involved with the meetings non-students the full ticket pri ~enport. aucune idee de ce qui les attend ou les frais de scolarite augmenteraient appuient la greve que ceux qui sont everyMonday afternooninthe Salon which is $60 per person. . Thee-mail in, peut les attendre: on n'a qu'a juger de 10% I'an prochain et avoirtrouve contre. Mon parti, c'est celui des Garigue. We welcomed all On Thursday, June 5, 1997, .entity, den du nombre d'eleves qui appellept uilemploid'etedepeineetdemisere, etudiants. Etva, vaveutdire informer suggestions. Casa Lorna, we will be holding itional comr aux bureaux de I'AECG ou des la majorite des etudiants n'ont pas les eleves de Glendon et repondre a We have not tried to fool anyone: graduation ball and everyo . veytotheuni Affaires etudiantes pour savoir ce envie d 'une autre tuile qui leurtombe leurs questions. » Pour ce faire, les not the students, not the professors, welcome. Ticketsare $30perpers 'As of Mar. 1 que sont leurs droits ou ce qu'il peut sur la tete. La plupart d'entre nous membres de I'AECG ont installe not the alumni. We want all students It is youroptioncome incostume. dents 'occup advenir de leur session. n'avons menle pas envie de nous des boites ou les etudiants peuvent to be there. We have always been you decide otherwise, fonnal w ceo Nous avons tous revu ou vu les positionner par rapport aux enjeux poserleurs questions. Celles-ci sont planning the graduation for the is requested. Let's make this -Tompkins sa~ feuilles d'informations sur la greve de cettc greve. Ne reste que I'envie consignees dans un livre et nos students, by the students. greatest graduationGlendonhase¥ ,-in as a comp distribuees par YUFA: elles nous d'en finir avec un hiver trop long. representants s'affairent a trouver Whenthe ideaofCasaLomacame seen. .~ diplom expliquent quelles sont les Philippe Bourdin, professeur de les reponse.s. Vous n'avez qu'a to mind, we were so excited; but we Tan1ara Snelgrove nfrontationa revendications de ses membres. linguistique et membre de YUFA, laisservotre adresse electronique ou wondered how we might be able to Graduating student ,;,:'ognition of , lundi 24 mars Monday, March 24, 1997 CUp .. U of 0 student sues Government prof for plagiarism not keeping . urel Fortin • s. The conferen ITAWA (CUP) - A University of Ottawa business graduate is John Topping, president of the green promises :.nation of a year his former professor and the university for plagiarism. Paul , University of Ottawa Graduate ntprojectonChina. eau's problems started when he turned a paper into professor Student Association, says the Samer Muscati :0 raise enough rno eng Lin in July, 1991. university has mechanisms inplace may go to China · to prevent students and professors OTTAWA (CUP) - Makingenvironmental promisesis easy for the Jrder to experien oudreau later learned Jimming Jimming also stated that he from plagiarizing works, but that federal government but keeping them is a different story, according to they have learned not only taken his paper on apologized to Boudreau for his most ofthe university's rules "have a new report by Canada's environmental commissioner. year. grated circuits for telephone mistake, and passed out a been set up to protect faculty, not International St IDS and presented it under his memorandum to his class crediting students." One of the government's main said Elizabeth May, executive a knewlittleabout name at a New Orleans Boudreau as co-author ofthe piece. The Canadian Graduate problems is implementing their directorofthe SierraClubofCanada. lS one to remembe erence in September 1992, but Boudreau, 44, currentlya NorTeI Congress, a national graduate greenobjectives and meeting targets May says she is pleased with the about China's em , ing also included the same employee in Ottawa, sought out student group, has recently set up a for ~key programs, says auditor's report, but doesn't expect :he world scene b r in a case book for a class ­ Jimming in April 1991 to supervise legal defence fund and hand book environmental auditorgeneral Brian the government to fulfil their ountry's impre times for graduate Emmett, in his inaugural report environmental pledges under the growth. Unfortun out giving students. released at the beginning of March. current political climate of deficit ~ taken by the Can dreau any ...the university has mechanisms in "Someone "As an employer, landlord and reduction. TheLiberalshave slashed It and business p 't. has gotto bepro­ purchaser, the federal government over$1 billionfrom the environment to forget the imp oudreau place to prevent students and tecting student is the largest single enterprise in and natural resources department 'egarding human ri IIy appea­ 'interests," Canada. How it manages its day-to­ budgets. ental problems to Jean­ professors from plagiarizing works, but Topping said. day operations has significant "Noneofus expectedthe Liberals in the Chi is Malouin, The case was implications for the environment," would spendless on the environment t. of the that most ofthe university's rules presented in said Emmett, who was appointed to than the Tories," said May. ~ople worry a grea Ity of court last week, the position during the summer. He Between 1995 and 1998, Natural issues but their vo inistration "have been set up to protectfaculty, and all three is responsible for monitoring and Resources Canada will see it's lrd because there ut the parties are reporting on the implementation of budgetof$1.42 billion disappearby )mic gains to berna tion. When not students." awaiting a environment strategies now being 58.4percentto $592-million. During hChina. Mark Ro .university decision by prepared by 24 government Jbe--5~time, 1,500 job.s will be vever that it is hard they were Madam Justice departments and agencies. eliminatect" from Environment 1 China if you sfied with Jimming's his directed studies course. Because Moniqu-e Merivier. After reviewing 42 existing Canada as the department is slashed :he Chinesepeople, anation, Boudreau decided to of the amount of work and The judge will be asked to federal audits, Emmett found 70 per from $176 to $480-million. The 32.9 way of life. ue the matter through legal consultation involved as supervisor determine whether the professor cent of them had problems with the per cent reduction will make it the Nhich I learned a else of Boudreau's work,Jimming was infringed on Boudreau's copyright implementation of environmental smallest department in government. n a one day discus 'mming's court statement entitled under University of by not citing proper credit for the measures. The report comes on the heels of s that Boudreau's name was Ottawa's regulations, to receive co­ paper's use. Shewill alsodetermine He says Canada faces significant a new poll that found nine in 10 ~~~~~~sttedfrom the paper simply due authorship credit for the paper. the U of O's liability. environmental problems including Canadians weretroubledbythe state n unintentional oversight. But Boudreau's lawyer "This case is the first time the new toxic chemicals, urban smog, of .the environment, with most 'ng was waiting to include Katherine Cottonsays Boudreaudid university has been taken to task ground water contamination, high expressing serious concern over , eau 's name on the piece until not know Jimming was presenting under the Copyright Act," said energy consumption, and a high global wanning. uld also include Boudreau's the paper at a conference, nor was Darryl Grandbois, the UofO's lega~ output of pollution and waste. Canadians gave the federal and loyer's name. The staten1ent he aware that a second professor counsel. He added that this may be He also says Canada will fall "far provincial governmentfailing grades says Jimming was distracted was also named as co-author ofthe the first case of its kind involving short" of meeting its target for over their commitment to bpressureandhis wife's illness. piece. any Canadian university. reducing greenhouse gas emissions environmental issues, reported which contribute to global warming. Insight Canada Research which During the 1992 Earth Summit, surveyed over 1,600 people for Canada promised to reduce Environment Canada in November. les moyens Students create emissions of greenhouse gases to Eightypercentofthe respondents mais ils res 1990levels by the year2000. And in said they were concerned about theirelection Red Book of 1993, the climatechange, and 86percentwere devant c ;~~~:~~r~:~:it b -t - Liberals promised to make the troubled that Canada will not meet cy erspace Sl In reduction an "immediate priority." its international commitment to ~ncore nous qui a...---- But instead, emissions have reduce greenhouse gases. tdeligne? Jen'ai··..---­ increased 6 percent since 1990. The federal governmentearned a financiers de sou NDON, Ont. (CUP) -Abbey Hoffman and the Chicago Seven education John Snobelen. "The government has totally 4.8 out of 10 when Canadians were ou celles des autre are not, but a group of students at the University of Western While Western's use of the ignored theircommitmentonclimate asked to judge it's overall handling nir mon baccala io have broken new ground by creating a cyberspace sit in to Internet as a medium ofprotest is a change made in their Red Book," of environmental issues. ncer a rembours t against rising tuition fees. new concept, it is not the only ». student occupation to rely on the ve Tompkins,presidentofthe "Western is not what it was five benefit of modem technology to tern's student council, has' to 10 years ago, but it is still a very get its message across. - loped a web page on the conservative university. I'm ,not Students from the University of et that allows students to sure n1Y council would have Guelph, who occupied several e in a 'virtual sit-in.' endorsed a physical sit-in," said offices including the university auld-be protesters canjoin the Tompkins. president's, developed a Web page A Division of The Haas Group )sts for ourgradu 'by clicking on one of an Western's conservative to advertise their sit-in. lpproached the al ofhappy faces that appearon­ approach, ho\vever, is not a "It gave students a play by play out subsidies. n. By completing this sin1ple condemnationofthephysical ~actics of the protest and let them know Looking for a challenging bilingual great ideas and n , the student's name is added used by other student protesters, what they could do to support it," employment opportunity? Whether its contact to hel' list ofprotesters'occupying' says Andrew Hui, president of the said Lance Morgan of Guelph's temporary, contract or permanent you want, he chair ofthe alu sident's office and an e-mail graduate students council. student council. we'll help you find just what ,you're looking Llggested we ch ·nt to UWO president Paul "Western students are very "Western'sapproach seemskind for! Contact us today! the full ticket p port. conservative, but I take nothing of lazy, kind of convenient, and )er person. e-mail includes the student's away from the actions of the [allows a student to say] 'WeII I ay, June 5, 1997 lity, demands and any students atotheruniversities. There have a few free minutes, so I can The Haas Group ve will be holdin 'onal comments they wish to is still something to be said for a justprotest overthe Internet,'" said >all and every ytotheuniversity'spresident. physical confrontation," Hui said. Morgan. 10 Bay Street, Suite 608 etsare$30perpe of Mar. II, there \vere 835 The sit-ins staged by students at Davenport's reaction to the lcomeincostum. nts 'occupying' Davenport's U of T, York, Guelph, Carleton, virtual sit-in has been positive. Tel: (416) 368-HAAS/4227 lerwise, formal McMaster and most recently "The students' concerns came Let's make this mpkins says hesees the virtual Laurentian were to protest the through as direct and presentable Fax: (416) 362-9972 ~ion Glendonhase as a compron1ise, integrating decision by several universities to and he appreciates the fact that it is e-mail: [email protected] diplomacy a non- itnplen1ent a 10 per cent being done in a civil way," explains http://haas.bplus.COlll (grove , ontational stance with the discretionary tuition fee increase, Dalin Jameson, Davenport's ;tudent nition of a need for protest. pernlittcd by Ontario's minister of assistant. Pro Tem, Ie lundi 24 mars 19 --perspectives. A secret to saving your E~ sanity during that year­ Looksism end crunch OJ eater and Daniel Pare ut in that' The ferries don't run as often, the picnic tables are stacked in piles seating orrelaxing on a sofa. I opted ucb to be I ~nd -there aren't many people around but winter is still a great time of for a sofa with a view ofthe lake and year to head out to Toronto Island. a bowl full of coffee. 'The cafe is , Wise me also the Island Art Gallery so you ocedure th Oneday inFebruary, afterhaving in February before. For a moment, can always count on something new ey. The bl spent many days as an appendage to I was the comic strip character, on the walls. ailure, grea1 a word processor, I looked out the Calvin, daydreaming thatI'mHenry As I expected, the only other I are foundt window and noticed that the sky was Hudson, sailing for the first time people at The Rectory that day were t has EVER blue. It hadn't been that colour for into the bay of the same name. I island residents and I met a woman . hat you loa some time. I instantly decided that perched myself at the front of the who had moved to Toronto Island in p, it's all abl my bicycle yen you ha, had been in ooker (I kno' storage for or such ogli long enough nparalleled and that I ygiene and would be 1. Flossel leaving my your teeth f assignments omes out 0 on the shelf are of them that day. I bleach - an decided to mouth headouttoa cafe on the southside of Toronto Island that I had first comeacross in Septem­ ber. Hoping that it would still be open ferry and watched and listened as it 1945. She explained that, because during the cold nl0nths, I got dressed crunched its way· through what of inadequate housing in the city, and rode down to the fCITy ternlinal seenled like mammoth patches of people had been encouraged at that behind the Harbour Castle Hilton. ice. Seagulls, whohadbeenlounging. time, to settle on the island after the Things, however, didn't feel right. abollt on these frozen sections ofthe war. Years later, however, the Metro Being winter, the terminal seenled bay, were forced to evacuate and level of government was doing its outofcontext. Service was reduced; circled all around overhead. I was best to shove people off the island the two larger ferries were docked taking it all in, n1uch with a similar and tear down their homes to make for the winter. As well, there \vasn't fascination as that of a small boy more public park land. The Rectory the usual bustling Inass of coolers, \vho discovers and ant hill in his is all that is left of what was once a baby strollers and bikes n1aking their back yard. long row of houses that followed way over to Centre Island. The Tcn 111inutes later, we arrived at along part of the south shore of the stillness and thc cold created in n1C Hanlan's Point. That day, the ferry island. Years ago, there were many what was aln10st a feeling of wasn't going to Ward's Island, the more residents than today, some of desolation... but I liked it. closest dock to the cafe, because thenl living on Centre Island as well A short while later, as the ferry there was too much ice. This as several stores, a cinema and even was chugging its way over, the air provided a great opportunity to see a hotel. Today, only the eastern end -.'~.::~..~ of the island is ~#:-.:~~'>;<~>') residential and the people living there fought a long battle during the seventies and eighties to renlain there. If you would like to learn more about the island's history, pick up a copy of More Than an Island, by Sally Gibson. Also, ifyou would like to know more about the history ofToronto in general, there's a scrunlptious read called The Toronto Story by Claire Mackay, ingeniously disguised as a book for children. For photos: D·anici'"l)a·rl';··;'oX.'Y,,"" ferry tin1es, caII took on an exceptional crispness. the island fron1 one end to the 392-8193. To contact the This fact, combined with the other and take in an unobstructed Rectory Cafe, call 203-6011. It's decadence of being out there on a view of the lake. My ride took me open every day except Tuesday weekday transformed that earlier near the airport, past the island during the cold months. So for those feeling of desolation into one of school, along the boardwalk and ofyou who haven't been beyond the excitement. I might not have been finaIIy to the coveted cafe. The campus gates in far too long, hop on my way to Baffin Island but I still island gods \vere with nle that day; it onto the ferry and get some island felt like I was exploring a new place, was open. It's caIIed the Rectory therapy. never having been on Lake Ontario Cafe. You can chose between table , Monday, March 24, 1997 -em, Ie lundi 24 m perspectives-­ verything I need to know I learned in high school

• m is rampant in high school. You are as cool as your new and then whoosh, atropical underann social antennae. They are always in rule. Big. Neverspoken, butalways nd that is never cool enough. It is all about looks, not books. tempest. Abolish 'em all with a front of you, feeling the way and understood by the purveyors and at nefarious environment of secondary education, there is good antiperspirant. And remember swirling in circles before your face. leaders ofcool: never wear the same be learned. what happened to that grade ten kid Keep them clean. And while some thing twice in one month. It isn't with b.o. ? Don't let that happen to like to grow these things into curling impossible. Just be creative, and if morsels of unspoken Remember, one ofthe main goals of you. finger swords, just be careful to not in need, return to tip number six. that everyone needs to high school is to get kissed, by 4. Manely Hair: It is apermanent injure any sensitive parts. Thatcould What great preparation for life. e bedrock of success and someone: so make your mouth helmet. A follicle toque. Your totally ruin high school for you. Just 'cause you are in university eatness and mediocrity: smackable! coiffure de cerebrum. Take care of unded in high school. And 2. Hailing showers: Remember it. Now, some high school kids are VERYTHING to do with that period after gym? Remember into making it look dirty, but that is look like. But don't give who didn't shower? Smellable, a trendy trick since it is secretly II about nurture, not nature. weren't they? Dried sweat releases clean. When in doubt, follow Rogers uhave a chance to be a real a toxic pong, not a fresh and healthy and Hammeistein: wash your know you've always pined eau de jeune. Always Lever 2000 troubles right out ofyour hair. Have ogling) if you follow the yourself following excessive you ever seen a successful person eled tenets of high school perspiration. It'll make sitting in with dirty locks (profs excepted)? and style. that post-gym period much more 5. Eau de Ugh: Too much is too osserama: Braces or not, comfortable, and it'll do wonders much. Grade eleven girls are really th frame everything that for your social life. big on this one. They just got a new :j:*ffi.tv·illiil$jjllir~r!tJ~!]rlli]~!ili!i®!!J~lilllut of your mouth, so take 3. Six degrees ofsweat: There's parfume de bigi and they marinate them. Floss, brush, polish, that warm feeling, then a light themselves in it. No. No. No. Ifyou - anything to make your moisture, then a slight dampness, canbarely smell yourself, it is almost as appealing as possible. soon it is a wetness, then a trickle, too much. Some Glendon students really need work on this one. 6. Shop Weekly: No, this doesn't mean tech class. In high school, You can smell high schoolers a mile away_ photo: Michael Gruzuk new clothes are a constant must. 8. Wait to exhale: Remember does not mean that you are exempt Just buy one thing, every week. that grade 12 English teacher that from this hygienic program. Use Whether it is new spiffy zapitos or waschastenedforhercoffee-smoky- these rules, with care and pride, and 12-times-too-big-sized pantalons. It garlic exhaust de bouche? You made you will see your social life soar to is the only way to keep up. And fun ofher didn't you? Don't let the new summits, yourmarks will climb, whether you are a young collegian same thing effect your life, and and job offers will come tumbling or not, staying trendy is a must. I kissability. Listerine, Scope, parsley, onto your lap. Success is all about know you will all agree. lemons, water, Crest - use them all. looks. And if you went to high 7. Critical cuticles: Nails are your 9. Lunar attire: Big high school school, you've know that all along.

Kelli Dilworth

This morning, I checked my e-mail for the first time in a couple of I have no idea how you acquired days. Not only did I find the usual forwards filled with the latest my address, but I can't believe that (stupid) jokes, or one-lined responses from friends, but also my very you are sending me this garbage first piece ofjunk e-mail. using e-mail. I am not interested in your products and I hope that this is Although it may seem like asmall thatI am giving this company further the last I will see of you in my inconvenience that Imay be blowing attention, buthopefully students will mailbox. Please do not give my out of proportion, I am very upset respond to ads like this, in a way in address out to any other vultures that I have received this which the advertisers might stop.) preying on my money t as I am not advertisement in my own personal I really have no idea how these interested. space. It arrived as follows: people got my address. I wonder if ProMobility Cellular and Paging it was done in an arbitrary way, Sincerely, Presents to York University where York studente-mail addresses [my e-mail address]

Students... are punched in one at a time. But ProMobility's Spring Break then I start to wonder if perhaps Was this a bit harsh? Perhaps. Pager Sale!! A brand new Motorola people at York have sold it to them But I am really sick and tired of Numeric pager, for only $10, when in an attempt to grab some more being considered a constant you prepay for a year of service at cash for our fine institution. Either consumer. I consider my e-mail $10 per month. $10 Activation fee way, I am disgusted. These people address a personal mailbox, and if applies. have no idea who I am, nor do they this stuff was sent to my home, I So for only $140 you get a pager care. I hate that I am a captive would quickly write on the front of and year of numeric service. audience to their stupid ad. the envelope in big black letters: Ifyou respond to this deal before It reminds me of telemarketing Return to Sender. I hope that if March 25th, 1997 we will waive the except that I can't politely say I am there are others who have received $10 activation fee!!! not interested orhang up. So instead the same ad, and feel the same way, - To order yours today contact us: of just deleting the message, like I that they will return a similar reply ProMobility Cellular and Paging probably should have, I wrote back and fill up this business' system [email protected] to-the-point reply. It was sent as withjunk, in the way that it was done 905.XXX.XXXX follows: to us.

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Average Score Additional Comments #16a : C-wing, 2nd floor Average score = 4.18 2.25 -Be sure to check the soles of your shoes before you leave. One look into this bright, clean washroom, and you '11 understand why This floor of this washroom is buried under toilet paper. your prof heads towards her office during breaks. Located near the 3.00 -The only washroom location on campus with graffiti English and Philosophy departments, this facility has it all. Spotless ~.b, worth reading, "ProTem is so thin they should stack it in floors, a convenient light above the mirror, and sparkling sinks combine ), 18. to make this washroom the best in its class. While stall walls don't the can to wipe your ass with.." provide any entertainment (and the Philosophy folks could probably 3.06 .,2.a, come up with some pretty interesting stuff), everything else about this 2.00 ).a, . location is top notch. 2.13 3.12 #12 : York Hall, 2nd floor sible: 3.56 Average score = 4.18 3.88 -With the added bonus of a spray air freshener to use at your Makes you want to go. This sporty venue provides a spacious location for a wide range ofhygienic activities. There is an abundant supply of discretion toilet paper which can be found on the thoughtfully installed hand bars 4.18 -Don't go before any meals, this bathroom has no soap. and the romantic lighting will help you forget that earlier, you had Don't go with any friends either, two's a crowd in this mistakenly walked into the female bathroom on the same floor [which washroom. was beside another, yes, yet another, female bathroom (no they're not 3.19 connected)]. 2.25 - It's really tough to pee with all the strange noises. 3.13 -Should you ever be in need of a bath, this is the place to go #3 : Next to L'Arcade Be sure to clean the dirt out of the tub first. Average score =2.13 Yes, it is a convenient location. No, irs not a good idea. This 1.37 washroom is in need of help. Toilet paper is strewn about the floor, 3.19 paper towels spill out of their holders, and unidentifiable black stains 3.42 -Spend some time on the window ledge overlooking our coat the insides of the toilets. And if you must use it, don't even think beautiful campus. You'll never want to leave. about hangin' out in here - the smell is enough to drive anyone away. But women need not fear. The worst of our washrooms is far better than 3.19 the best of the guys'. 4.18 3.38 -There's a penny in one of the toilets. That's one lucky penny I can do without. #8 : Library, basement Average score = 1.37 3.00 Unforgettable. The discoloration of the furnishings, the strange noises, ,a 2.25 -Complete with a mysterious ladder leading up from the and the olfactory stimulation that win remain in your nasal cavity for entrance alcove. weeks, makes this facility the most horrific nightmare of Glendon. This ,b 2.75 is an archive that the Frost library can definitely remove from their ,a 4.18 collection. The moral of this survey analysis, go before you leave home. ,b 4.00 -Looking for some privacy? This single is worth the walk. We have excluded one washroom from our survey. It No pad/tampon dispensers though. is the most awe-inspiring washroom on campus, 3.50 receiving a perfect score. The location of this 2.87 waShrOOITI will not be revealed because \ve don't \vant 3.50 to tell you. Why should we do all your dirty work? 3.94 Clue: The toilet in the photograph. 2.37 .. 'Nf...... ~... •~...... •..•.•...... ••....",!,,' ,.. ~' ....*'. ··..Iiir·· .."'···lIIl' ..health feature Pr_OT_em,_lel_Und_i24_ma...... rS1oTem, Mar ___Hospital employees feel Harris· pinch GIE Pam Zotalis When this picture was taken, Annamariawas working in the labour one neighborhoodhospital, they will spending by avoiding duplication the governement will not alte . ne~ and delivery ward as an environmental service assistant. She has been be sent to various hospitals of services. plans. These workers will los working at Scarborough General IIospital for six years. Because of depending on what service or Scarborough General Hospital is positions, as well as those wiDl-----­ restructuring, she is now being forced to apply for another position. treatment they are in need of. also closing its bum unit, the most seniority. Basically, the idea is to reduce concentrated burn unit in all of Scarborough General Ho 'How will the "r Her part time shift will be In the past two years, the Harris Ontario. In its will join four other Scarbo a Glendon studl substantially reduced and she government has cut $800 million place, a new bum hospitals to form theJointEast st of Metro. A expects thatshe will only be working from Ontario's health care system. unitora renovated Hospitals Task Force. ·ng us a•.• meg~ one weekend a month instead ofher ~1eanwhile, they are only planning one will be added Registered Nurse Assistan nonnal 15-20 hour weekly shifts. to putbacka fraction ofthat amount. to Sunnybrook also losing their jobs. Mu Since the· servi< This restructuring is creating Their main goal is to slowly try to Health Science skilled workers will not only llege and the multiple skilled workers who will specialize each facility instead of Centre. Patients to do their own jobs, but the ·tic Hospital c

be expected to perform n1any duties keeping the general facilities which with bums will no also be responsible for the du I unnybrook, we to save money, exist now. Scarborough General longer be treated the registered nurses, sue we like to graduc Annamaria Kougias"is a 3rd year Hospital, for example, is closing its at Scarborough cleaning patients' well looked after psychology student at Glendon pediatric ward and patients are being and will have to housekeeping, taking patients new BaY\J College. She is also an en1ployee at redirected to Centenary Hospital. go to Sunnybrook for X-rays, and taking the dec rporation. Scarborough General Hospital This poses a problen1 to the patients. instead. to the morgue. Having mu The burn p which is undergoing a lot ofchanges. I'Jow, instead of being able to go to In the last two skilled workers will reduc nesley and Scar weeks, 300 number of employees in hos I be relocated t workers at and save money. tby Toronto's 1 Scarborough This restructuring is only ·you happen to . General Hospital to limit patient services. It ense and candle~ have received especially effect people with those ofyou whc their pink slips. problems becausetheywillnol you might be, All CUPE be able to go to one hospital ild a $41 millio: members have the care that they need. ytheway, theyst filed grievances, Note; The figures in this e clinic at 790 I but no matter how are only appoximate estimate moved to Sunn: much they fight, How else will I photo: Pam Zotalis .effected? Well, ".- ~·'you think the S' w now, wait 't ronto's orthepa hospital closings tients try to ne to the bus only t 't going north (: update Looking atthe b a movement i -On March 6, the Health the Minister ofHealth, Jim Wilson, women's health and health c­ ards home can Services Restructuring to revoke the private hospital -The total projected sav oung students i Commission released its licences of the Dewson Hospital from the implementation of recommendations on restructuring and Bellwood Health Services. restructuringplanare $430mill hospital services in Metro. -Mount Sinai Hospital, Princess -The Commiss -The Commission is directing Margaret Hospital and the Toronto recommended that at least $21 the Othopoedic & Arthritic Hospital, including the Western million be re-invested in h Hospital and Women's College Division, are to establish a joint care. Hospital to amalgamate with committee,' the Joint University -The Commission is expec -There is enoul Sunnybrook Health Science AvenueHospitalTaskForce,whose the implementationofits direc ' es. Frighten Centre to form the Bayview mandate will be the further and recommendations to esekernelsof( Hospital Corporation at the consolidation of programs and completed by the end of 1999, tress? TTC f1 Sunnybrooksite. TheOrthopaedic services. -Local individuals t don't you fr & Arthritic Hospital site and the -A Child Health Network, to be organisations are to be given. 'im around. E~RYWEDNESDAYNIGItt Women's College site will close. led by the Hospital for Sick days to submit written comm . '~Whether you -St. Michael'8 Hospital will Children, will be formed to re­ the Commission will issue COCO·LOCO'SlPf{ESENTS -'. eive, sperm ba takeover Wellesley Central organise neonatal and paediatric directions to hospitals "'II There are : Hospital. The Central Hospital services. recommendations to the Mi · :siness is big: . will become an ambulatory care -A Metro Toronto Addictions & of Health after considering , % ofthe child centre. The Wellesley site will Mental Health Agency is to be informationrecievedduring the nually, are c close. establishedto managementalhealth day period. ,nor semen. T -Doctors Hospital will closeand and addictions funding in Metro e industry is its services transferred to the and to oversee restructuring of -On March 10, the Rea. B"ECAUSE YOU DESERVE A:BREAK!!! rm, and a cor Western division of the Toronto addiction and mental health Minister,JimWilson, begana w ildren (thank~ Hospital. services. of announcements of hospital ·ves - it's up t< $3 NACHOS -Queensway General Hospital -The Queen St. Mental Health investments which included: aze of issues will amalgamate with the Centre, the Clarke Institute of -$35 million for cardiac c onor inseminc Mississauga Hospital to form a Psychiatry, the Donwood Institute -$18 million for mental he ' $3 POUND ,OF ~uded in seen hospital corporation. The and the Addiction Research services, here is a cr Queensway General site will Foundation will create a new -$11 millionfordialysis servi CmCKEN WINGS miniferous su1 hospital corporation. become an ambulatorycarecentre. and kidney transplants, Who donate, -North York General Hospital -A Provincial Paediatric Task -$8 million forcancertreatm FRE.E.POOL the one hane will assume operation and Force comprised of university -$5 million for bone malTa bool, but in managenlent of North York representitives and health care liver, kidney and pancre BEFORE I1PM sy. Payment BransonHospital which will close. providers from across the province transplants, roughly $40 a -Humber/NorthwesternlYork­ will be asked to make -$3 million fortreatmentofli Deh for your s LIVE BAND:DEZEEZEDMYNDS Finch Hospital will close the recommendationsforconsolidation threatening injuries and your seed is Sc Northwestern site. of specialised surgical and -$3 million for hip and nor sperm is I DJWRIST RAZORX SPINNING ALL REQUEST transplantation services. ,-The burn programs at replacements. reasons, i -A Women's Health Council of FROM nO·USE TO ALTERNATIVE Wellesley Central and The Minister also announced jeetory fore Ontario will be established with an ScarboroughGeneral Hospital will re-investment of $25.1 million' rmtosemen n annual budgetof$8-10 million. Its TONNESOFCD t J".,J GETDRAFrED,.A.T be transferred to the Sunnybrook community-based long-tenn c ,mosexuality. AND TAPE site. responsibilities will be "advancing services, home care and servi r ,~...;:- THIS MID-WEEK t y donors sir GIVEAWAYS • ~ _- EXTRAVAGANzA -TheRunnymede Chronic Care leadership in women's health and for people with physic . nsidered just ~ Hospital, Our Lady of Mercy improving the health status of disabilities. As well, $29.1 milli .seased, and Pavilion and the Salvation Army women through health education was allocated to build two ne 'mosexyal chi FREE ADMISSION WITH THIS AD (~:",\VITHOU1) and through identification and Toronto GraceHospital will close. long-term care facilities and proMed L 75' MT.·PLEASANT. JUST SOUTH OFEGLINTON -The Commission is advising .promotion of best practices in expand community health cen COCO LOCO'S,WHEREEVERYDAYIS A HOLIDAY _ ada's large ,.)rvice centre,( 4 mars 19 health feature" :h Glendon gets new hospital Vanita Butrsingkorn ~neral Hospi How will the "renewal" ofOntario's health care services effect you ~r Scarborou aGlendon student? Actually, we're.going to be a lot bett~r offthan JointEastMe ost of Metro. As restitution for inflating tuition, the governent is ceo 'ving us a••• mega-hospital. e Assistants obs. Multipl Since the" services at Women's getto thepointwhere they need long­ 1not only ha~' ollege and the Orthepaedic & term care, instead of staying in a s, but they w' 'tic Hospital are being moved sterile, professionalenvironmentwith for the duties Sunnybrook, we can take as long facilities readily at hand, they're rses, such as we like to graduate, because we'll going to' convalesce at home. Where nts' beds' I:ewel1looked afterrightto old age at they will be alone. They will want gpatients do e new Bayview Hospital you to visit and/or nurse them. You Ig the deceas orporation. will probably not want to, unless you aving multipl The burn programs from are several times more altruistic than ill reduce th' ellesley and Scarborough General I. es in hospita will be relocated there, so we'll be According to the Health Services right by Toronto's biggest bum unit: Restructuring Commission, none of

~ is only serv I you happen to knock over your their recommendations are final. vices. It w' ,cense and candles, no worries. And They will first considerthe summitted lple with man or those ofyou who arenotascareful comments of the public. The time ywillnolong" as you might be, they're going to period allotted was 30 days from hospital to ge uild a $41 million birthing centre. March 6. So, you have twelve (12) ~d. ~ythe way, they still haven'tdecided days to make your views known. A , in this articl ifthe clinic at 790 Bay St. will stay or dozen hospitals in Metro will be no estimates. I:e moved to Sunnybrook.) more. Boutique clinics and comer (RUUI BYOU R WIBSI TIT 0 VI INA'" NION. How else will Glendon students store hospitals are being closed and The Bait: A brand new Neon from Chrysler (approximate retail Even ifyou don't win, you'll still qualifY for a $750 Graduate Rebate l:eeffected? Well, there's the buses. Price Club super-hospitals are taking value $19,600). The catch: There is none. Just fill out a ballot by on any ChryslerO over and above all other deals. So snap oJII'-::ff~so.. tf",'w.~bry.d~r.'1ra{).t:om, ~~ - ...... ffyou think the Sunnybrook 124 is over. Ifyou don't care, I'm sorry to May 19, 1997 (contest closing date) and before you know it you to it. Visit call 1-800-361-3700 or could be putting a few thousand clicks on your very own Neon. see your local Chrysler dealer for details. ~L low now, wait 'til the majority of say, but you'll deserve the care you oronto's orthepaedic and arthritic get. But if you do care, and if you atients try to negotiate their way have an opinion, contact Dr. Duncan ONLY AT YOUR LOCAL CHRYSLER DEALER. ·Offer applies to select models excluding Dodge Viper and Plymouth Prowler. Rebate includes GST. Limited time nto the bus only to find that this bus Sinclair, Chair. Health Services offer applies to 1997, 1996 and 1995 university or college graduates. See dealer for conditions and details. • CHRYSLER ~n't going north after all. Retructuring Commission. 56 - FM STAI SIINICI GOLDICey.. - Looking at the biggerpicture, there Wellesley" St. W. 12th Floor. II ***** II . a movement in health services Toronto, Ontario. M5S 2S3. Phone: lealth care". wards home care. What this means (416) 327-5919. Fax: (416) 327­ ted saving" young students is when ourparents 5689. ltion of this ;430 million. ommission least $217.1 Spermapalooza! d in health Michael Gruzuk is expecting There is enough sperm at Glendon to reproducethe college a million ideal choice. Manycouplesconsider in a recent case - die, his sperm is social father's and mother's rights ts directions times. Frightening. But nonetheless, there seems to be a shortage of adoption as well, butsincethe mother stocked and ready to go. Through are all questionable and illusive ~ns to be is biologically able to bear her own cryptopreservation (a high tech within mostprovincial law (only the of 1999. these kernelsofconception. Tight undies? DuMaurierLights? Societal istress? TTC fumes? They all contribute to this semiral depression, child, couples often find an semen freezer) sperm can be stored Yukon and Quebec have DI specific Jals and but don't you fret and don't you frown, there are plenty of sperm to anonymous dad to do the deed. It is indefinitely. acts). In Ontario, a donor can still e given 30 swim around. estimated that 8.5% of Canadian Charging for children? In technically claim paternity in cases comments. Whether you want to give or donors get a shot at becoming a couples between 18-44 suffer from Ontario, donor insemination is where there is no le,galfather named. issue final usable donor. Some myths are true entirely covered through provincial While there have been no such cases itals and receive, sperm banks are the place to though, like the one about med health care, excluding the cost for in Canadian courts, six donors have le Ministry go. There are 24 in Canada, and business is big: it is estimated that students being prime candidates donorremuneration. Theprocess legally soughtpaternity in the Unites lering new 0.5% ofthe children born in Canada for donation. However, most is entirely covered in PEl, States, though all claims weredenied. Iring the 30 annually, are conceived through donors are married fathers, a Nova Scotia, New Social fathers have also come under donor semen. The driving force of group that clinics prefer Brunswick, Manitoba, fire for having no parental rights to le Health !he industry is a shortcoming of since the donor already Saskatchewanand BC. .theirDIchildren. InOntario,children ~perm, and a continuous hanker for has healthy children. Although it is a have a legal right to discover the ganaweek; children (thanks to bio or social Who receives? The simple procedure, identity of their biological father, ospital re- Jded: ,rives - it's up to you). And with a three main recipient the cost of DI but in most donor cases, names are maze of issues surrounding it, DI groups are lesbians, seems to be infrequently used. Ifchildren could iac care, 1tal health (donor insemination) is too often single women, and increasing as the track down their DI dads, the donor clouded in secrecy and hyperbole. couples with male medical world could face up to forty knocks on the So here is a crash course on this factor infertility. In employs every door from his various children, who :is services ~eminiferous subject: the past, many "just in case" are legallyhis according to provincial '''ho donates? It is often touted physicians have treatment law. Unceasingly, the law is a treatment, as the one" handed way to pay for rejected single available. This fountainhead of complications that ~ marrow, chool, but in fact, the money is women and lesbians means that women need to be amended. pancreas' ousy. Payment for a shot of sperm for insemination, but not only receive Undercover kids? Legal and lent oflife- roughly $40 a hit, and that isn'ttoo that is beginning to insemination, but a medical poppycock aside, the l uch for your sacred seed. That is, change. Most clinics legion of procedures greatest so\.ial problem in DI is your seed is sacred. Increasingly, now accept anyone and medications to secrecy. Parents often lie to their and knee onor sperm is rejected for a variety inter~sted and committed to guarantee success. If you children and family aboutbiological f reasons, including lack of conceiving a child, and have extra cash, you may origins. And while it may seem like nounced a ajectory force, genetic history, rejections are supposedly reserved want to buy some extra-special a safe solution, the effects ofsecrecy million in enn to semen density, disease, and for medical, rather than social sperm: on sale now at the are too often a ruinous strain on -term care ~omosexuality. (Most clinics refuse concerns. The medicalization and Repository for Germinal Choice in relationships and toxic to a child's d services ~ay donors since queer sperm is regulations surrounding assisted California - sperm of the ingenious esteem. Naturally, the most physical. onsidered just that: queer, tainted, insemination often force women to some form ofinfertility. That's a lot. and attractive - comely sperm that is in1portant product ofthe spero1 trade ~.l million ~iseased, and likely to produce considerselfinsemination, using the And the numbers keep rising. Sperm guaranteed to grow perfect babies is the child that parents are so two new omosexl}.~lchildren.) According to sperm ofa known donor, or through banks will now take deposits from with Ph.D blood. con1mitted to creating. The upshot ~s and to ReproMed Ltd. of Etobicoke, an intermediary. men in their youth that can be used Coming to court? The legal ofdonor insemination is a child who :h centres. Canada's largest new reproductive Where'sthe sperm? Forcouples later in life, like a savings account. limbo of donor insemination is is loved and wanted, a rare gift that service centre, only 15% ofinterested with male factor infertility, DI is an Should the man become infertile, or frightening. Children's, donor's, anyone can give. Pro Tern, Ie lundi 24 mars 1 Me

Jane Gorley Monday is Academy Award night and there doesn't seem to be any series, the unnecessary remakes Embarassing Scene for an Actor, Propaganda, and in the catego thing new or exciting to look forward to. Billy Crystal is hosting once Sabrina and 101 Dalmations, (or would be a tough call between Most Convincing Portrayal more, so we can'tevenlook forward to DavidLettermanembarrassing anything regurgitated byDisney ala Jeanene Garafolo's phone WhiteCharacterSavingtheLiv Noam's the n himself-again. Hunchback ofNotre Dame), and the masturbationinThe TruthAboutCats Black People the nominees are dio Glendon) unintentional remakes Escape From andDogs and Ben Stiller's erection Baldwin for Ghosts ofMississi Gugh the turn( It should be an English Patient nominees would be Leonardo di LA and She's the One. scene in Flirting with Disaster. Matthew McConnaughy in A olved in such sweep, so Glendonites should feel Caprio for Marvin's Room, Woody Best Tattoo would undoubtedly Trainspotting would also sweep to Kill, and Michael Douglas . proud as our very own the Best New Trend category for Val Kilmer for The Ghost and .Listening to tl Michael Ondaatje gets to heroin addiction and the Best Drug Darkness. Finally, Best Se adian talent sit and watch from the Trip for the scene where Rent is Tension Involving an Alien W wcasingthatnj balcony as Anthony rolled up in the carpet all the way to go to Han Solo and Chewbacc . importance of Minghella picks up his the hospital. Other nominees in this Star Wars, with Data and the role in pron Oscar for Best Adapted category would be Hard Core Logo Queen in Star Trek: First COil ture. I couldn Screenplay. for the goat-sacrificing acid trip, and Wil Smith and the Alien in se bands getl If there is any justice in Romeo and Juliet for the acid­ as runners-up. mercialradioi Hollywood, Frances induced psychadelic masquerade Even without my categ inasadstatew McDormand should win ball, and Basquiat for most of the suggestions, the Oscars are bOll , is the top rate Best Actress for her movie. In the category Best New be somewhat entertaining as Ion city. Even Th( refreshingly peculiar Expression, "I like them french fried viewers canparticipate in events ich claims to performance in Fargo, and potatoes", from Slingblade would as the annual nipple-watch, (Sh tion, hardly pla~ Tom Cruise and Jerry be up against "Oh yah", from Fargo·, Stone and Elisabeth Shue being ck in the day \l McGuire will get nowhere "You'remoney", from Swingers, and years winners), and look for thew gressive radio s near the podium. Best of course, " Show me the money" toupee. We can also play "Who' it from Gran~ Actor will mostlikely go to from Jerry McGuire. What" - trying to determine W Clash. Nowad Geoffrey Rush of Shine. Independence Day would win ce lebrities are taking which il verchair to PI The categories remain without a doubt for Best American substances. cides what as boring as ever. Chewbacca wonders how to get Luke and Ben out ofthe cockpit so he can have his way emative"? Wh Regardless of the fact that with Han Solo. ubt but not S] millions ofpeople around the h X but not 1 world tune in every year, everybody Harrelson in The People vs. Larry go to RomeoandJulietforthe wicked .t wondering - e knows that it's just to see who's Flynt, Begbie from Trainspotting, cross covering Father Laurence's at about C: wearing what and who hasn't and even Kenneth Brannagh for back, with an honourable mention re is definitel~ mastered the fine art of the Ranllet. Brannagh would win hands for the hood ornament tattoos in nt than the he teleprompter yet. To make the show down in the BestEgomaniac category Crash. Romeo andJuliet would also an Adams or A more interesting, I suggest the for his three and a half hour win for Coolest Clothes, with other 18. Canadians pl following categories be added: introspective, his only competition nominees Swingers, Trainspotting, Packed like a sardineina freezing cold movie theater, this intre py rock. Since the BestActorOscaralmost coming from Woody Allen for and Star Trek: First Contact. Most reporter attended the premiere ofJim Carrey's new movie LiarLi Playing good always goes to a port~ayal of a surroundinghimselfonce again wi th Unsanitary Scene would have to be a I left in a bad mood, feeling cold, grouchy, and insulted. Let met uld not be a ch character with some kind of even more beautiful young women tie between t1;Ie freshly-inked tattoo­ you why. s become tou~ disability, (think Rainman, My Left in Everbody Says I Love You. < licking scene in Crash and the toilet­ sic is stored ( Foot, Shine, Slingblade, etc.), a new Everything old was new again in Tra~nspotting. dive in Best Casting t's the way it is category should be opened up to 1996, so a category should be made against type would go to Courtney stothercomme allow non-Forrest Gunzp types a forLaziestPicture. Nominees would Love for her portrayal of a junkie nder you're hl chance to win. Best Crazy Person be the slightly altered Star Wars stripper in Larry Flynt, and Most Benefit of the Century

Definitely Beneficial , his one man IJ Sheryl Godin of his youtb ~ OnSaturdayMarch 15 CKRGandBiphocolePromotionspresented and roll set by Mos Eisley from Uganda as . mba tells a si "The Benefit of the Century" at the Opera House. Cornwall. Their sound was a cross between Depeche Mode and The doors opened at 7:05 pm as a off with an enthusiastic acoustic Psychadelic Furs, with the lead " t begins in his ( . ptstheposturinJ couple of die-hard fans walked in session performed by Mike Farrell singer's Bowie-esque antics im Carrey pulls another fast one on the audience in Liar Liar. through the building and bought of the Pariahs. The next forty entertaining the immense crowd. anervous boy as Liar Liar is about Fletcher, predictable and ,I must admi . is family sitting themselves adrink. Thenightstarted minutes were filled with a solid rock CKRG's Jason Kandankery and played by (who else?) Jim Carrey, did laugh for the first 10 minu Martin Pabisz took the stage next to d telling stories a in the role ofa lawyer (and a liar), But after the initial glow terror athis fir, make announcements and throw T­ whounknowinglyneglectshisson, entertainment wears off, I fo ot of his family shirts into the massive throng. Max. Fletcheris noticeao]y absent myselfthinking that Jim Carrey tiny to becomet The next band to play was from Max's fifth birthday party tragically typecast. is today. Foresl Forecast. They had an incredibly after promising to attend, so Max Think of the last Jim C ughout the peri loud and obnoxious hard core set. makes a birthday wish that daddy movie· you have seen and th Its in the secon The thirty minutes that they played could stop lying for just one day. take a lookat LiarLiar. You iformance becc were a real change of pace for the The wish comes true and...well, notice something fishy: they ver echo of the : concert, and their sound damaged you can guess the rest. almost exactly the same. Y As Serembajum many eardrums. Fletcherspends the day slipping there he is, Jim Carrey in all e to role he deftl~ The much-awaited performance in and outofsituations that, in any rubbery, face-contorting, s1 story intriguin by Skaface started at around othercircumstance. would require stickcomedyweirdness, yetag3' anges from na 10:50pm. They played an energetic himto lie. Andhilarity is supposed The sad thing is that, not only aking directly setofcontemporary ska that created to ensue. Jim Carrey typecast, but so is ience, to a pletl a vibe which the audience loved. While discovering that he can audience who attends his movi aracters, without] Finally, last but certainly not least only tell the truth, Fletcher also We all know what to expect wb breath. Thechar was the Canadian Music Week finalist discovers that he truly loves his we go to see a Jim Carrey mov' lude the Sleepwalkers Union. Their weIl­ son and will go to any lengths to We know that it's going to rounded perfonnance was reminiscent stop his ex-wife from re-locating dull anduninspired. Wealsokn of the Tragically Hip, especially in with Max to Boston. that if there are any funny p the lead singers mannerisms. And go to extreme lengths he we will have already seen th While speaking with CKRG's does, including hijacking a plane six hundred billion times on station manager Philip Godin, he and getting arrested. But, oh yes it equally tedious televisi stated that "The concert was an does payoffas he does gethis son, previews. With Jim Carrey on excellent variety of musical tastes and his ex-wife, back. Did you planet, I'm ashamed to and I could not have asked for a ever doubt it? Canadian. Will somebody pIe more enthusiastic and talented group Okay, so the movie is tell this man to go ~way? Hon of bands to work with." 4 mars 199 ro Tern, Monday, March 24 1997 arts rds! Campus radio rocks Les fees ont Jason Kandankery the category for "One ofthe last great democratizing forces we have left" are underrepresented in the soif Portrayal of a ·Noam Chomsky mainstreammedia. Therawest, most ving the Livesof Noam's the man. Campus radio rocks. Last Saturday, CKRG diverseprogramminganywherewill Donnez leurs la liberte a minees are Alec adio Glendon) threw down their first annual fundraisingjam. Even be found on any of the ~ ofMississipp~' ough the turnout of Glendon students was poor, I was proud to be aforementioned radio stations. llghy in A Time boire volved in such an event. Campusradioembodiesall thatradio ~l Douglas Lucy Baltas and can be! Ghost and the Listening to the sounds of the songs over and over again. The key to campus radio is its "On cherche nos corps, nos coeurs, nos tetes" " Best Sexual' nadian talent that CKRG was Campus radio stations, such as open access - anybody can get m Alien would.' owcasingthatnightbroughthome CKRG, tendtoplaya lotofCanadian involved. The CRTC has Avec Ie decor saisissant, les spectateurs sont eveilles de curiosite Chewbacca in eimportance ofcampus radio and music. CKRG's programming traditionally encouraged this parcettepiecedeDeniseBouchermiseensceneparClaudeGuilmain. :a and the Borg its role in promoting Canadian currently consists of over 30% openness, butthis may becoming to ~ First Contact culture. I couldn't imagine any of Canadian music and a little under an end. A recent decision by the Au commencement, on voit sur dernier episode de comportement le Alien in ID4 fuese bands getting a break on CRTC in regards to cable television l'ecran des images troublantes de abusif par Marcel, son mari, pour commercial radioinToronto. Things The key to has sent chills through many people femmes comme Kate Moss dans sa convaincreMariedeluiquitter. "Les my category are in a sad state when the MIX 99.9 involved in campus and community maigreurextreme,quipourlasociete femmes ont toujours aime les lrs are bound to is the top rated radio station in radio because it has decided that in de l'ouest defini la beaute. Autres ecoeurants". Finalement, on a [ning as long as campus radio iliecity. Even The Edge 102.1 PM, the upcoming500 television channel images demontrent des femmes Madeleine, (Nancy Pelletier) ainsi :e in events such which claims to be a new music universe they will not require the africaines, autochtones etorientales nommee comme la prostituee watch, (Sharon is its open station, hardly plays any newmusic. cablecompaniesto provide any type en diverses etats de contraintes biblique. Elle decouvre que de ~hue being last Back in the day when they were a of community access. Now, for culturelles. satisfaire les desirs sexuels des ok for the worst access ­ rogressive radio station; they would many of us involved in radio we Sur scene on voit nos trois hommesn'a pIus I'attraitd 'autrefois. )lay"Who'son flip it from GrandMaster Flash to anybody can don't really give a damn about comediennes, Erika Knapp, Julie Au lieu, Madeleineveutquittercette tennine which ilieClash. Nowadays, it's more like television, but the consequences of Arseneault et Nancy Pelletier qui plus ancienne des professions pour ~ which illicit ~i1verchair to Pearl Jam. (Who get involved. such a decision could effect radio jouent la Vierge Marie, une femme plutotjouirdesbenefices deI'amour ~ecides what qualifies as also. What if the CRTC were to et une prostituee respectivement. introuvable. Ironiquement,c'estelle "alternative"? Why do they play No 20% French. All of us involved at decide that community access in Ces roles sont representatives des qui souffre Ie plus cruel des oubt but not Spice Girls? Why CKRGunderstand the importantrole radio was no longer important? categories etroites auxquelles les injustices; elle estviolee surlarue la Bush X but not the Wallflowers? that radio can play in the York and That is why I put a call out to all femmes sontdictees d'adopterselon nuit dans une scene emouvante. ust wondering - ed.). greater community. It is for this those people atGlendonwhobelieve demilliers de precedentshistoriques. L 'utilisation du video sert encore What about Canadian content? reason we have, and will continue to in progressive and open media to Elles .nous montrent la difficulte plus a renforcer Ie cote politique et - ere is definitely more Canadian strive towards having, a greater come join CKRG. Come prove to qu'elles ont de s'en sortir efd'etre ethiqueduviold'uneprostitueeavec talent than the heavy rotation that campuspresence,dealing with more the CRTC that students realize the vues autrement. des entrevues et des reportages. ryan Adams or Alanis Morrissette Glendon issues in spoken word importance of community oriented Apres une inspection plus A plusieurs reprises , les ets. Canadians play more thanjust programming, and pursuing an FM media. As this school year winds soignee,lescaracteristiquesdes trois comediennes chantent ppy rock. broadcasting license. down nominations are being femmes se melentetellesdeviennent accompagneesparElizabethRiddell. Playing good Canadian music The mandate ofall campus radio accepted for CKRG executive une. La statue (Erika Knapp) passe Les chansons sont chantees avec hould not be a chore. However, it stations is to provide a voice for the positions for the upcoming year. la majorite de la piece derriere son enormement de passion et de does become tough when all your voiceless. CKRG is on the way to Think about it. Ifyou are interested prison de marbre. Ene en a assez sensibilite qui vous font frissoner music is stored on a hard drive. doing this. CIUT 89.5 FM, CKLN come down to the CKRG office by d'etre vu comme une sainte pure qui . lorsque Ies chanteuses expriment That's the way it is atTheEdge, and 88.1 FMand soon tobe CKRGsister the pub, and someone will give you a perdu son fils pour sauver les leurs peines a la musique. most othercommercial stations. No station CHRY 105.5 FM are already more details. Help keep the spirit of hommes. La conclusion lui voit A la fin ,ces "prisonnieres wonder you're hearing the same giving representation to artists that campus radio alive and kicking!!!! s'echapperlorsquelastatue s'effond politiques" reussissent as'en lui donnant sa liberte. debarrasser leurs stereotypes non­ Marie (Julie Arseneault) est la flatteurs et proclament avec bonne femme abusee qui reste chez confiance leurs desirs pour Ie future Come Good Rain elle parmi ses produits alimentaires Un futur qui leur perrnettra de faire Jane Gorley et de nettoyage en attendant son leurs propres decisions marl egare~ Sa seul reconfort se independamment des attentes des This one man performance by George Seremba is a narration ofthe "This is not a military coup". trouve dans Ie valium. <;a prend un autres. : story of his youth from days as an awkward school boy to his escape The enthusiasm with which from Uganda as a political refugee. A storytelling rather than a play, Seremba tells his story is difficult to ~remba tells a simple chronological tale in a multi-leveled way. comprehend as itgets more and more horrific and you remind yourselfthat It begins in his childhood, and he insidious and ruthless dictators it is entirely true. It follows his 'Liar. adapts the posturing and expressions Milton Obote and Idi Anin, who growth as a student turned activist, of anervous boy as he recounts a tale turned Uganda into an oppressed and his subsequent self-imposed st admit, I ofhis family sitting around in a circle military zone, subduing his family, exile and torture and attempted minutes. o and telling stories and proverbs. His teachers and friends. executionuponhis return to Uganda. glow of own terrorathis first performance in Irony is plentiful as well in He acts out the torture scene with ff, I found , front of his family foreshadows his Seremba's performance, and even unflinching reality, and the simple rlCarreyis destiny to becomethe storytellerthat the mostbitterly ironic moments are act of rolling up his sleeve near the ne is today. Foreshadowing is used unexpectedly delivered with the end of the play becomes a powerful m Carrey throughout the performance, which beaminggrin thatpunctuates momentas a huge scaris revealed on and then results in the second halfofthe theentireperformance. his arm. You may performance becoming a In one scene, The presentation is simple, with a : ~ey are clever echo of the first. Seremba is acting near bare stage and limited lighting fle. Yep, As Serembajumpsfrom ,::> as the dictator effects, but the innovation found in in all his role to role he deftly keeps ':: announcing that Seremba's characterizations is also ng, slap­ the story intriguing. He the military has found in the sound effects created by yetagain. changes from narrator, justover-thrown his accompanist, percussionist lot only is '~peaking directly to the the government. EmmanMutema. Heeffectivelyuses t so is the audience, to a plethora of The speech is the sounds ofthree drums and some smovies. characters, withoutpausing ended with a percussion instruments to represent )ectwben for breath. Thecharacters deadpan, everything from applause to gunfire, ~y movie. include the and blends perfectly in to Seremba's ing to be performance. llsoknow Come Good Rain is a moving ny parts, " ~, story and definitely worth ~en them ~ seeing. It is playing at the ~s on the Factory Theater's Studio levision Cafe Tuesday through eyon the Sunday until April 6 at ! to be 8:00pm. Tickets raege ly please from$10-$16. (416)504­ Honest. 9971.

George Serem)aI s performance in Come Good Rain is as engaging as his smile. Pro Tern, Ie lundi 24 mars 19 -- sports o Tem, Ml Forever Proud

Alison Sammut i. On March 11, 1997 the Montreal Forum celebrated its one year ~ anniversary since closing. This is a tribute to the great life it once led. .~~~:

• °:0 " "She walks in beauty, like the memories live on in the hearts of night.."* Her mystique and glory many! 1 2 lead the way. She is the house, the The year was 1924, the bastionofcomfort,unity andvictory. exuberanceofyouthflowed through She is a place were total strangers the city of Montreal. In a time of can become life long friends. She childhood innocence, she was built. has seen far more ghosts than you The Montreal Forum saw her first and I caneverimagine. She gives us game in November of 1924. The hope, warmth, and magic. She Canadiens began their winning graciously accepts victory each tradition with a 7-1 victory over the spring. She guides our lives and Toronto St. Pats. creates a lustre of hope in our Theyearsflowedlikechampagne. everydayexistence. Sheis whatsome Her magic was witnessed by many, call a dinosaur, an obsolete and and one day a man by the name of worthless place that houses trivial DickIrvinputthefranchise's history memories.Trivial-no,butmemories­ and her magic into words. These housing such names as Jean She has seen wars, political savior Patrick Roy would be sent yes; memories oftriumph, glory and words were placed on the sacred Beliveau, Maurice and Henri controversy, Stanley Cups, three Coloradoforan unprovenyoungs pride. Memories that send chills walls of the Canadiens dressing Richard, Emile Bouchard, Yvan riots, changes in pov/er, the turbulent in Jocelyn Thibault. She was s through our bodies, and memories room. "To you from failing hands Cournoyer, Mario Tremblay, fifties and Conn Smythe, to the victorious. oflove. She is always there; there to we throw the torch. Be yours, hold it Jacques Plante, Guy Lafleur and elaborate nineties and Gary Bettman. For seventy two years she w comfort, embrace, and welcome us high." **The sacred torch would Pierre Turgeon. Her arms open Through it all, she remains the heart. But in a time with open arms. She is our history, pass from hand to hand and honor widely for everyone and her pride unscathed. Looking as beautiful as technological advancement an ourroots, ourheart and our passion. the Forum, in all her glory. remained honest and pure. she was on that special and magical dollars she would be put to the t She holds the torch that has passed She also gives unity. Unity ofsix The boys in red would be first fall day in 1924; she is glory. one final time. Alas, she did not w' down from generation to generation. places: Toronto, Detroit, Chicago, victorious over 1600 times on her Herdarkesthourarrived in 1955. A new horne was built for Let us make her proud. She is the New York, Boston, and of course surface. She received twelve Stanley Clarence Campbell suspended hall­ Canadiens, and the worldwas fore centre, the heart, the very existence Montreal. They would be known as Cups on her surface, and welcomed of-farner Maurice 'Rocket' Richard to say goodbye to her forever. F ofthe game. Sheresides at the comer the original six, and would playeach another twelve that were won after striking a referee in a previous sevendecades sheremained thehe of Attwater and St. Catherine street other for over ten years, feeding our elsewhere. She is whattrue greatness game. The 'Rocket' would miss the of the game, the shrine of worshi in the heart of downtown Montreal; passion, and our dreams; bringing is. remaining games and the playoffs and glory. She has housed man and on Monday March 11, 1996 she us together-a global village. Shehas seenthe light, ourhistory, that year. Campbell was advised memories and played home to man closed her doors forever, but her She inhabits a life of glory, ourpast. She has always been there. againstgoing to the game. However, when the winds of St. Catherin he elected to take his usual seat in street howled down on the city. Sh section 187, row 5, seat 20 on St. is known far and wide for he Patrick'sDay. Darkness had entered accomplishments. She i her light. An unknown fan slapped encompassed in the hearts of mal\~ Campbell and a riot broke out. Fans encompassed in love and glory. Sh broke windows, set fires and fought is known as the MontrealForum an violently in the streets. The 'Rocket' herdoors are now closed.The ghos~ made a public speech to ask fans to will reside in her halls and on her stop destroying the city. Theviolence sacred ice. would cease, and 'Rocket' would 'ForeverProud' marks the finale never again lose a Stanley Cup. of a wonderful place. A place 0 She saw two more riots. The love, pride and glory. A place were second in 1986 and the third in 1993. you can feel the passion and feel al Under men named Ron Cory, Serge home. A place that can inspire Savard, Jacques Demers, Kirk anyone. A place whose magic is Muller, and Patrick Roy. Twice her more important than revenue, but love flowed through the city as fans whose antique surroundings cannot celebrated the victory. She was match the likes ofTheUnited Center, broken, bruised and battered; but TheFleetCenterorTheCorel Center. once again she was triumphant. Her integrity must be sacrificed In 1995, midst a web of so the Canadiens can have a new controversy, she would be bruised home. TheMolson Centerseats over again. A swarm ofmedia personnel 21000 people, a home with and government officials discussed restaurants, complete with a separation. As Quebecois were swimming pool, hot tub, state of the forced to vote for unity orseparation art gym and carpeting along the she shined like diamond in the rough. Canadiens dressing room. It also She was victorious once again. Her has new Stanley cup banners. 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