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THURSDAY · . . . · . JMU receives less state funding than national average 'FEB I 3 1991,

by KeMeth Gambill ing per student last year, 22.2 percent less contributing writer than the national average. ----- However, among the eight Virginia Many o ther universities have an comprehensive institutions, JMU had the advantage over JMU when it comes to second-lowest amount of 1995-'96 gener- the amount of s,tate funding per student aJ funding, with a total of $2,634 per stu- available to th~. dent, ranking just above Mary "JMU does not Washington CoUege. receive as much 11 JMU will rank money in state fund- Viro-inia is now ranked towest in the funding ing as the national 0.. . it expects for the average," said Mike 44th arfter bezng ranked 1996-'97 academic McDowell, spokes- 11 year. It will receive person for the State 31st j'Ust 10 yearS a:go less than two-thirds Council of Higher ' of the per-student Education for Mike McDoweU funding than fir~t- Virginia. ranking comprehen- According to spokesperson for SCHEY sive institution SCHEY data, the Clinch Valley national average last year in state general College, a 1,194-s tudent school in Wise. funding was $4,800 per student. JMU, While JMU receives more funding which received $2,634 in state generaJ each year, the increase in students means funding per student, received 45 1 per- this money is spread to more students, cent less than the national average. JMU McDowell said. ''The enrollment gross expects $2,91 2 per student in general has increased, and the school has become funding this year. more popular." JMU is not the only Virginia institution Certain factors the General Assembly receiving less funding than the U.S. aver- examines to make funding decisions age. include the number of programs per "All Virginia colleges are under the school, the number of students and the GAIL MAR.HEFKAkonJribuJing photographtr national average, actually," McDowell university's budget, McDowell said. said. "Vjrginia is now ranked 44th after Universities such as Un iversity of No hands! being ranked 31st JUSt 10 years ago." Virginia, Virginia Commonwealth According to SCHEY data, Virginia Juniors Chtlstopher Blbro, Joe Facchlnel and frelhmM1 Uonel Fan break from schools averaged $3,736 in general fund- stuclylnl on e s.turdey to ....ter the kiddie sUde at Purcel Perk. see FUNDING page 2 Electric bell system to resound from Wilson Hall .cupola $9, 000 computerized unit to create digital reproduction ofchimes with a real collegiate quality' this by Andi Metzler Madsen said might establish a feeling of tradition Although Hilton and Madsen support the purchase of staffturiter for students, who may visit JMU after graduation. The the bell system, some students have mixed reactions to bell could remind students of "aU the good times they it. Freshman Jeff Morris said, '1t's not the best way to The school days will soon ring in with bells and had here." spend [money], but it will add to the atmosphere of the chimes, but they won't be visible. Fred Hilton~ director of media rerations, agrees with campus." JMU will install a $9,000 electronic beU system in the Freshman Elizabeth Edwards said, "It'll probably be cupola of Wilson Hall by May 1. However, these "bells" annoying at times, but students will get used to 1t like will not be the same copper bells that sit atop many · "It'll probably be annoying at they got used to the train. I think it'IJ give a European churches and courthouses. It will be a computerized sys­ fetal to the campus." tem that creates digitized reproductions of bell sounds, times, but students will get used For others, the bell system is not music to their ears. according to James Auckland, director of facilities man­ Sophomore Heather Banta said, 'Who do they think we agement. to it like they got used to the train. " are- Oxford?" Tony Madsen, Student Government Association sec­ SGA and the JMU administration will split the cost of retary, said he suggested the installation of the bell sys­ FJizabeth Edwards the bell system - each will pay $4,500. According to tem '1've been to a couple other prominent campuses­ freshman Madsen, the money SGA contributes will come from the such as Georgetown and Radford [universities], and interest on the reserve account, not student fees. they have dock towers with chimes. It's a very attractive Madsen. " I think chimes or bells [have} a real coUegiate " (lne interest on the reserve account] is the account feature and I figured it would attract a lot of people," he quality to them. I think it would simply be a very nice said. touch." see BEU page 2 2 Thursday, Feb. 13, 1997 THE BREEZE Funding ______Bell ---__.;-~------­ continued from page 1 / continUed hom page 1 that goes for capital expenditures Acco.rding to Auckland, lin Bieeze such as clock bells or bike racks electroruc bell system was cho:,en Eve~body'$ Money? _ something for the betterm~t over real bells for several reasol'lll 'To tl1t press alont, chequered as of the whole university," he scud. For a real bell to get a ch 1 m ~ it is with abustS, tile world is Gener81 F.wid Per Full-Time ''This interest IS not student fees, sound, it takes several bells to indebttd for all the triumphs Student 1995-'96 either _ it's intere:;t on student produce it, he said. The real bells wlriclr have been gained by fees that have been left over from would weigh one to two ton:, reaso11 and humanity over error years past. So it's not costing the each a!'d woul.d be extremely and oppression." students anything, per se." expensiVe, he said. Also, this sys­ -James Madison Student fees are held in the tem can be programmed to chime $8,937. contingency account and dis­ on the hour, on the half hour, or EJillor ~ 8oCin tributed to organizations by SGA the quarter hour. The chimes can MtuJosil~ tditDr tt...~ $7,5US on a need basis. Money not spent also be turned off during certain t &'drmlogy tiUI"S"' RaCier WollllbefC $6,032 goes into the reserve account, hours. Ads ttltlr~ Tr.cyAIIW Madsen said, "lf we hear that $6,041 and the interest which accrues on N.'WIItdrt« Stacey o.m..o the reserve account is where the students would like it to ring NfliJI tdiJor Krtlt.n ...... $4,800 money from the bell is coming only between, say, 8 a.m. and Aw MI.$ alrl«' ,... FlnMI.teln from. The account accumulates noon, then so be it It's not there $4,622 to 4'tUCI'I tdll«' &..nLWa about $300-$400 a month, bother people; it's there to be a plus for the university." ~~td- Kelley...__ Madsen said. '1 mean, people are saying, 'Oh ther spent my stu­ Hilton expanded on the sys­ F'fJihms tdilt1r Jen Nuwttdty tem's versatility, stating it could A.fll.folium tdllor Jim 'V... ' Terp dent fees,' (but it didn't come from student fees." be programmed to play the pro­ AW.fmturt:s tdllor PNIICJndlr Hilton said the money the cessional during graduation or Sporlstddor c. Scott QnMm administration is donating is the school song on special occa­ AsA . .,utddor Jofln M. T.,._ from the university's general sions. ~tdiltr GNpy A. Ftuom operating budget. Auckland said an electronic PltottJ ffhiDr Mellu Pllldlno EMILY CHILDRF.SS'gf'f!Phics cd110r keyboard is included with the / Madsen recognizes some stu­ A.- phtJio tdtlor o.etc ...... University and Virginia Tech all receive more funding because they dents will be disgruntled this system. ''The music department Crt1ptJa tdllor fmlya.... are doctoral schools, which are major research institutions that include money was spent on a bell sys­ could, if they chose, do perfor­ ~ Rip De a.uc., graduate programs, McDowell said. tem. "But," he said, "there's still mances or create their own bell AIM Necllowltl, SCHEY considers JMU, which has only one PhD program, to be a money in the (interest on reserve symphonies and save them on 04MdW...._, comprehensive school, McDowell said. Comprehensive schools are account]. It's a fraction of the the com~ter- so there is a con­ .. four-year schools that do not grant doctoral degrees and generally get money that's tl)ere, and anyone nection with academic capabili­ less funding because they are basically not doctoral institutes. can write a bill and get money for ties," he said. Sophomore Melissa Navarro said, "JJ we had more money to spend, [projects)." JMU will pu.n:hase the system then we couJd develop the programs the other schools have." Hilton also said it's inevitable from the Verdin Corp. of ------FYI. .. She said she thinks "JMU has as much potential to develop that not everyone will be happy Cincinnati- the nation's largest advanced programs as any other school, as long as the money is about the installation of the bell producer of bells, chimes and car­ '1"M BrtnL is published Monday there." system. "Anything you do with illons. "They had what they call a and Thursday mornings and 15,000 people, there will be some digital electronic carillon - 1t's distributed throu~hout James II people who don't think it's a actually digitized sound of a fuU MadlSOil Univers1ty and the local system of bells up to a 4,000- Hamsonburg commw\ity If we had more money to spend, then good idea. [But) I think the vast Comments and complaints should majority will think it's a wonder­ pound bell, H Auckland said. be addressed to K.ren Bogan, edi­ we could develop the programs the other ful addition to campus. l know I "With digitized sound, it's an tor. will" he scud. "I'm sure you can actual reproduction, so there's no MIA'C ...... : difference in what you hear with ThtBrtnL schools have . ... JMU has as much · find someone who's opposed to Anthony-Seeger Hall it as you could find someone this machine versus the actual James Madison Dniversity potential to develop advanced programs who's opposed to apple pie." bells." Harrisonburg, Virginia 'l1J!iJ7 6-Mal .....: the_ bn!CZeOjmu.edu as any other school, as long as the ar.u.Net: • l.~ " http:/ /breeze.jmu.edu money lS tr~.ere. An individual may have one copy of ThL BrtnL for free. MeUssa Navarro AU subsequent copies cost 25 sophomore rents apiece. Other comprehensive schools in the state include Radford University, Longwood College, Mary Washington College, CVC, Virginia State University, Christopher Newport University, Norfolk OPINION ...... 12 State University and Virginia Military Institute. $7il on ARTS ...... J.S Virginia spent a total of million last year funding·for institu­ tions of higher education, which include aU four-year institutions, doc­ FOCUS ON ...... 20 toral schools and community colleges, McDowell said. SPOR1S...... 25 The General Assembly uJti.mately decides how much funding each COMICS ...... 33 institution receives. CLASSIFIEDS ...... 39 "JMU presents its budget usually in October," McDowell said. "SCHEY ask for institutions to get their budget in before October so that they can make thetr recommendations. Then, the General Assembly works on it in January." Steve Knickrehm, assistant vice president of resource planning, said The info graphic on the JMU continues to request more funding. "We ask for more money In Brief page in the Feb. 3 every year," he said. ''We ask for more money in everything including issue of The Breeze should general, non-general, personal and non-personal. We would like a $1.7 have credited Responsive million boost to distribute to the university." Management of "We asked for $350,000 for faculty and staff development," Harrisonburg for the Knickrehm said. "Basically that goes toward training and development information. needs." However, Knickrehm said he thinks ]MU is particularly underfund­ Take down! Tire Breeze regrets the error. ed .~ .non-personal ~d~g, which incl.ud.es money JMU spends on facilities such as Carrier Library and buildmgs JMU will purchase on Senior qptain Ken Roul rofll IOphomore DIM Volmer t1W11 on North and South Mason streets to be used as academic buildings. the mat In Pf8Ctice Tuesday. RC*III one o1 the ...... ,_. "We are hoping to get as much as possible," Knickrehm said. lured In ~ports on pace 25. THE BREEZE Thursday, Feb. 13, J997 3

/ STEPHEN BOLING/staff photographtr ~ .tudenta ahowecl up 8t JMU'a Studenta for C..,p Heartland fund-raiser laat night to raise money while dMclnC to aend children Impacted by AIDS to a week-ton& aummer camp. Students dance, raise money for AIDS-impacted youths Students for Camp Heartland sponsors Dance-A-Thon by Mark Ross more Payam Siadat-pour said. "Whenever contributing tunter you can help out the ones in need, it's a great feeling." Despite the cold weather, students came Junior Angie Barger said she supports out last night and strutted their stuff on the Students for Camp Heartland. "It's just a dance floor to help a campus organization wonderful organization, and I want to sup­ raise money for children. port them." 1n the Phillips Center Ballroom, decorated Office of Residence Life Area Coordinator in red, white and pink balloons and streamers, Stephanie Carr, who also serves as Students JMU Students for Camp Heartland gave par­ for Camp Heartland's adviser, respects the tidpants red ribbons and welcomed them to work the members do. "I admire a group of dance the night away at the fourth annual students that want to do something to help Dance-A-Thon to benefit children impacted improve someone's life. This is a really dedi­ by AIDS or HIV. cated group of people." As of 8 p.m., Students for Camp Heartland During the night, students could purchase had raised about $1,200, member Martie Jones Camp Heartland T -shirts and write messages said. to the kids on hearts made out of construction "This is great," said 18-year-old Tim paper. Veigel, who is giving up five months of his life The dance also featured an information to walk from Orlando, Aa., to New York City table with pamphlets about the camp and an to raise money for children infected with or mformation board showing the fund-raisers affected by AIDS. Proceeds from his "Walk the organization holds during the school year. Across America" will go to several non-profit During the fall, Students for Camp children's organizations. Heartland sponsored the Heartland Dating Veigel said the idea for his route came Game, and in April it will sponsor a lock-up from the bus tour the children from Camp to raise money. Heartland took in previous years. Some students earned prizes at the dance Veigel said he cares a lot about the children donated by various local businesses, includ­ for whom he is helping to raise money. ing Circuit City, Massanutten Ski Resort, "Children that have AIDS need our help. Valley Lanes Bowling, J.C. Penney and King's Medicine is expensive - it costs about $2,000 Dominion. Deatuaotlon of Private a month." Many local restaurants also helped out, Ptopttty/ CwM and Abuie Veigel also knows what he's doing will including Ponderosa Steakhousc, Boston • Studlnt EdWird J. Ludbelo Ill, 18, of Number of dNnk In plbHc chaJgee since help raise AIDS awareness. "Seeing what I'm Beanery, Domino's Pizza and Papa John's ArdMI, NJ., wu anested end c:halged Jan. 7:23 doing, it's raising something," he said. Pizza. with destruction of private property and Number ~ perkilg tickets laud between Students also expressed their concern for One of the organization's members, senior curse and abuse for a1egec1y ki:tq and Feb. 4 and Feb. 10: m the children. jason Heiserman, provided mustc for the "The most precious thing is kids,H sopho- event I

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The University Program Board Is reopening the positions of Make an appointment today to look Publicity Chair your best for your Valentine! and Information Coordinator ~tudio !Jh., Applications are available In the UPB fT-lw(~ c:Hai'L fhWJn office, Taylor 205 and are due by 380 East Market St. February 281 Elections will be held 434-8188 March 10. --· _-.:-r __ _..__- - THE BREEZE Thursday, Feb. 13, 1997 5 Dining Services offers SGA allocates funds by Rob Speirs SGA rqxJrter incentives for students The Student Government Association Senate allocated about $9,500 from its con­ tingency account to campus organizations at Tuesday's meeting. The Senate alkx:ated $6;xx:l for six leadership scholarships. The scholarships are not need-based and are open to aU students. The scholarships will be given out by the eating during off~hours Madison Leadership Center, and candidates will be reviewed by an advisory board. No aiteria for the scholarships has been finalized yet by Gentile will make sweeping changes in the way Sigma Pi ~uested money to fund SHARE week to benefit the homeless and Joy people eat." funds to send four executive members to a national conference. contributing writer. Freshnlm Jack Wolford said, "If I take The bill was amended up to the final sum of $775 to include the funds for SHARE A new program &om Dining Services advantage [of the program) it's not because week. The funds were initially removed during the finance committee's mcetir.g. should reward students and reduce over­ I planned on it. I wouldn't change my The Senate allocated the women's rugby team $910 primarily for referee and tour­ crowding in)MU's dining facilities. schedule because of [Apple Rewards]." nament fees. Although they may be unaware of it, Sophomore Tara Carrol) said she thinks Debate arose concerning the Senate's obligation to maintain consistency when many students have collected points elec­ Apple Rewards will be an incentive for eat­ approving funds for unusual requests such as office supplies. tronically by swiping JAC cards at campus ing during off-hours. "' already eat after 1 The allocation to the rugby team included funds for long-distance phone calls to dining facilities between 1 and 5 p.m. and 8 p.m. ... because it fits with my schedule," set up meetings with other clubs. Commuter Sen. Moira McCaffrey said groups p.m. and 1 a.m. through a program called she said. should not request money to cover office fees but rather to sponsor a speaker or send Apple Rewuds. Joe Ericlcson, director of 0-haU, said he members to conferences. David Moretti, director of Marketing hopes students will find ways to eat during The rugby bill was passed intact with the money to cover the phone calls. Several Services, said, 11I want this to be a useful off-hours. He added that the quality of the senators were worried about setting precedents whereby any club could request office tool for our managers and •.. a fun promo­ food will be the same. • fees &om SGA. tion for our custaners.l' Beginning in April, When asked about limited afternoon Finance Committee Chair Richard Jenkins reminded the Senate it was not under students can redeem points for prizes such variety at 0-hall, Larson said if more stu­ any obligation to follow examples set in previous bills. as guest meal pasees, video rentals, T..shirts dents choose to eat later luhches at 0-hall, "We have to be consistent from club to club - it's only fair," Commuter Sen. and gift certificates from the JMU Bookstore the faculty will offer more ~· He said Robert Keeling said. and Marriott hotels. as of now, not enough students eat at 0-hall McCaffrey stated later in the meeting that "just because Senate was a fool last During the hours specified, students during mid--afternoon to justf.ty full service week doesn't mean we should be a fool this week." receive five points for elfC.h punch used and at that time. ''Part of my u.;... ,;u.. as director Kelly Sheeran. speaker pro tempore, ended debate on the issue to return Senate one point for~achdo ton Dining of these facilities is to nm the n efficiently." focus to the current bill, and the Senate passed the bill. Dollars, Dining Dollars · or FLEX. Erickson said, "There t as not been a The Social Work Organization requested funds for a speaker at a convention to be During an · t last semester, stu- noticeable decrease in .., ...... , ...... ding'" after held at JMU on March 14. Junior E.J. Bott, vice president of SWO, said The intended dents accumulated an ayerage of 166 points, any attempts to reduce crc1wds in dining speaker is Rosemary Dumpsey, vice president of the National Organization for according to Moretti. jWe needed to get a facilities this year. Some o( these attempts Wcmen. little bit of history." include opening Market <:>r; as a new din­ Senate passed the bill with no debate and granted $1,240 for the 8th annual event Ride Larson, ~ of Dining Services, ing venue and posting ch'arts indicating Phi Epsilon Kappa, a service fraternity, requested funds to send four members to a said, "[The trial period] gave us an idea of non-busy hours. national cmvention that will highlight ideas for professional growth. what these prizes shou{d be worth.'' Moretti Paul Ehlers, director of t Dubs, asked The.re was no debate about the bill, and the · tion received $292 from the Senate. explained guest meal passes and UPB students to "bear with us try to come A natiooal cooferenc..'e for the American ~f Health Care Executives Student movie tickets are worth 150-250 points. during the off times." Larson encourages ' As8od.ation will be held in March in Chicago. ACHESA requested funds to send five Rewards from Marriott may require l)X)0- students to use dining facilities such as Mrs. members. 1,200 points. He added students can inquire Greens, Market One and DOpr 4. Commuter Sen. Max Finazzo objected to the number of attendees; SGA will only about their accumulated points at dining Larsoo said Market One's future might fund up to four members to attend an event facility cashlers after SpJing Break. include price changes, but he is "hesitant" The Senate amended the bill to reflect this and passed the bill allocating $400 to Larsoo said Apple Rewards is "definitely to say it will ever accept pulldles. Although ACHF.SA meant to reduce overaowding." While he taking Dining Dollars gives Dining Services Also at the meeting: hopes Apple Rewards is successful, he real­ no more revenue than$es, cash will' • The Wilson Hall chimes are not as expensive as previously thought. SGA is split­ izes there is no guarantee because "conve­ boost revenues. He emphas these rev-l ting the ca;t of the chimes with the administration. Each will pay $4,500. nience is a critical factor.,; enues will be used to p · better dining • The Styrofoam containers now used at let's Go will be replaced with an alterna­ Moretti said, "We can't say this program facilities for students. tive as soon as possible. Speakers say one in fow cou:hty children lives in poverty by Kathleen Houser c:Urector of the Honors Program. Wal-Mart, Rack&: Sack and contributing writer HHowever, I would expect pock­ ~er offer similar donations or ets of poverty" because Harris­ redUced costs to local families in Similar to other American onburg is a growing city. need. Rack &: Sack has bakery cities, Harrisonburg is not isolat­ Freshman Elizabeth Lathrop, pickups three times a week from ed from poverty. who attended the lecture, said, 1 different church organizations, In fact, one out of every four knew something about the home­ charging $1 per box of food. children in Rockingham County less problem in our area because Kroger donates food daily to Blue lives in poverty, said Rev. Jan I'm involved with Habitat for Ridge Food Bank and other local Marver, a Lutheran campus min­ Humanity, but I wasn't aware of pantries. ister. Guest speakers Marver and the hunger problem." Marver sets up donations Rev. Andrew Eggman, Assembly To help combat poverty, with Patswork Pantry and People of God minister, informed an many organizations throughout Helping People. Patswork, which audience about Harrisonburg's the Harrisonburg area lend help­ provides needy families with hunger problem at Wednesda[s ing hands. bags of clothing and food, Brown Bag Lecture, "Hunger in "'t's a great feeling knowing rece.ives·mast of its contributions Harrisonburg." that we're doing something for through individual donations. ANGELA SMlTRI.rmior plroto&raphLr To examine the level of pover­ hunger," Eggman said. People Helping People does­ Yesterday, Rev. Andrew Ecaman, a Lutheran campus minister, ty in Harrisonburg, Marver stud­ After befriending the head n't work as much with food. expleiM how local orcantzatlons are helplnC to combat poverty. ied how many students in baker of Price Club last year, "This group fills in the gaps The homeless population in she encouraged students to help Rockingham County receivea Eggman worked with him to set when the families are unable to Harrisonburg comes from all more. "By more students becom· free lunches in schools last year. up a daily donation of the store's prioritize," Marver said. ''We col­ over the world, Marversaid. ''We ing aware of Harrisonburg's She found the number coincided baked goods. Representatives lect infant supplies, medicines have families from the surround- problem, there will be a natural with the national average. from several area organizations and money for doctor bills, rent, ing area, as well as immigrants inclination to volunteer." This figure came as a surprise distribute the items, which total gasoline and car insurance." from Ukrainian, Russian and Lathrop said, ''It's very self· to many listeners. '1 thought we several hundred dollars each People Helping People aided 495 Hispanic areas." satisfying to volunteer, and you would be lower [than the nation­ day, to low-income families in families In Harrisonburg last JMU is already active in vol- learn a lot about yourself as al average]," said Joanne Gabbin, Harrisonburg. year. unteer services, Gabbin said, but well." 6 Thursday, Feb. 13, 1997 THE BREEZE W-HAl'S UP IN 3 a pat\ lnforma~i~n Night NAlU~AL -H16~'S? Learn about JMU's Summer in Japan program. I Monday, February 17 SkArtrOWN 6:30 - 7:00 p.m. Taylor 302 F.£B. \4 r +-1 .. The spplicstlon de•dllne \ U:30 Ptv.\ hss been extended lor those Interested in 1997 Summer in Japsnt 1. ro Moat and talk w1th Dr Chong K. Voon. Coordinator of Asian Programs.

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~ e Phi Sigma Pi chapter meeting, Zane Showker Hall, -.r ··>.,.., \1 1,1.,· rrn. G-2, 8:30p.m. Details: Becky, 433-2461 or Shannon, .., . ~ . , . coming ~~~ . x7l36. .,. /'j .. e Catholic Mass, sponsored by CCM, Grafton-Stovall • News: A study of ]MU's minority enrollment over the past few years Theatre, 11 a.m. and? p.m. • Sports: Part I of the 1997 Dukes baseball preview 8 Thursday, Feb. 13, 1997 THE BREEZE ONLY FIVE DAYS LEn TO ENTER BOTH OF THESE GREAT PROMOTIONS FROM DINING SERVICES! ~

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The Office of Residence life invites you to attend one of the informational meetings listed below to learn about becoming a resident advisor for the 1997-1998 academic year. This job will help you to gain practical skills that employers search for and allow you to help other students get mo~e out of their college experience.

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A "must-be-a-rough-night" dart to the five campus cadets who were too involved in their conversation to move their van so we could get out of our parting spot. Sent in by some Kinlw's-bound students who thought ignoring our beeps was chi/djsh and rude. P11t •••

An "it's-about-time-pat" to The B~eze for saying wbat just about everyone is thinking about the crosswalk in their editorial on Feb. 3. Virginia law distrusts doctors Sent in by an aggravated student who pays good money to go to school he~. not to play chicken with espite new laws in several states legalizing First, should a state legislature have the right traffic, and now the cops. the prescription of marijuana, the Vuginia to interfere in the doctor/patient ~lationship, D House of Delegates recently voted to repeal which is supposed to be cOnfidential? Only the a nearly 2o-year-old law allowing physicians to patient and his or her physician know the status prescribe marijuana to patients. of the patient's condition, and consequently are D11r1 ••• Effective since 1979, the Drug Control Act made the only people who can accurately assess the the possession of marijuana unlawful "unless . . . appropriate course of treatment A ''teU~'em-yourself' dart to all the people who obtained directly from ... a valid prescription or It seems unfair of the state to remove marijua­ order of a practitioner," according to House Bill na as a viable option when it may be the only express their feelings for their love interests in No. 1621. effective way to manage the patient's illness. "Darts and Pats." The revised law now reads "No practitioner of Second, what does the decision say about the Sent in by a student who ssick of seeing your medicine ... shall prescribe, dis- ,, state's faith in the responsi- cowardice in print every wee/c. penseadminis'.a~man·ter.~~~use." to be It seems unfair ofthe bility of both physicians and u:n:u 1-- pahents? It doesn't make The only people authorized to state to remove sense for doctors to have P11t ••• possess marijuana are law- ma · ·ua · bl eight years of schooling but enforcement officers to train rlJ na as a VUl e not the trust of the state to A "huge-thank-you" pat to the two guys who dogs to detect controlled sub- option when it may be write prescriptions in the helped push my car off Port Republic Road the other stances. Anyone else found in h l ,/+.. • best interests of their week. Not only did they stop in mid-traffic, but they violation of the revised law t e On Y eJJeCtlVe Way tO patients. Also, the state also gave me a ride to wort. ''shall be guilty of a misde- should trust patients not to manage the patient's Sent in by a lucky girl who thanks God IM~ ~ rnea.nor." • '' abuse a drug that has been still angels out rhere. R eVlSlOn· · o f the 1aw p 1aces l 11ness. p~--=L~'lc:.u.lU:.'U for their relief. greater restriction on Vuginia There are several pre- physicians in what they are permitted to prescribe scriptions, as well as over-the-a>unter drugs, as as pain relievers for their patients. Reportedly, easily abused as marijuana. Why has the state D11re ••• marijuana is effective in reducing intraocular pres- chosen only to outlaw the prescription of marl­ sure due to glaucoma, nausea and vomiting as a juana? Treatment of illness with marijuana A "you've-got-to-be-kidding" dart to the new result of chemotherapy, stimulating appetites in should be viewed just like treatment with any management of Ashby Crossing for charging AIDS patients and controlling seizures, according other drug - as an issue between doctor and residents who renew their leases a $50 'move-in fee.' to a Matcll 1996 article in the American Journal of patient Sent in by a resident who is paying a move-in fee Public Health. Yet despite these varied uses, ------­ and isn ~ even moving! V~ doctors may not prescribe marijuana to The house editorial reflects the pinion of the editorial patients who otherwise might be in serious dis- board which consists of the edztor, managing editor Comfort This prohibition raises several questions. and the opinion editars. Pat•••

A "very-grateful" pat to whomever is responsible for so promptly correcting the spelling on the 'No Trespassing' [sic] signs in the Convocation Center parking lot. Sent in by a relieved faculty member who can now rest assured that the university ca~s about good spelling. THE BREEZE Thursday, Feb. 13, 1997 13 OP/ED

Columnlat needs MIUsteem; UREC don't understand, simply tell them to speak slower and becoming more comfortable and familiar with the fitness withoUt that "foreign" vocabulary, and I know they will center. ••rs all work toward common loal be happy to obUge. The most beneficial of these programs are fitness And if all of that isn't enough for you, why don't you assessments. Fitness assessments are a great way to get ~~--- I AS a dedkated we~t lifter and a UREC employee, I try checking out one of the many programs offered at started in an exercise program specifically designed for am writing this letter in 1esponse to MichaeJ Olson's col­ UREC, designed with the new Lifter specifically in mind? I you based on your own personal goals. There are also umn, "UREC intimidating inside and out'"' Before you think POW, People On Weights, would be especially suit­ walk-in orientations available for students who may just venture lnto the wef8ht room again, Michael, I suggest ed for you because that is held in a small room with only want to learn how to use a some specific pieces of equip­ you build up 8c;mething. I am not talking about your bOdy newcomers allowed, so you don't have to worry about ment or are looking for a few· suggestions on new dumb­ but your self esteem. being embarrassed. bell exercises. Whatever the need of the student may be, Do you honestly think that people take tile time to add Instead of sitting at home and dreaming about a fand­ the fitness center staff is always willing and eager to help up how much ~t you're lifting, and then make fun of ful place that doesn't and never will exist, why don't you anyone with questions. you? People go to lJREC to work out, not to laugh at oth­ try to take advantage of what is offered here? You will As far as the students who work out in the fitness cen­ ers. No matter how strong you are, there will always be find it suits most users, from expert to novice, quite nicely. ter, most of them are just there to feel better about them­ somebody stronger, and no matter how weak you are, selves physically and mentally. 1don't know anyone there there will always be somebody weaker. Instead of fOC\.I.!r nn...... _ who is training for Mr. or Ms. Olympia. I think the fitness ing on how other people will react to you while you're junior center clientele is composed of a wide variety of people at working out, think about your workout itself and how ldneslolaCY many different levels of fitness. you are benefiting by wodc.ing out There are a1so several other opportunities for physical As for those smaUer weights you mentioned, they are Perspective of UREC unfortunate; activity at UREC if you still find the fitness center intimi­ out from open to close, all week long. Take a closer look at center designed to benefit everyone dating, Like racquetball, intermurals, swimming and, yes, the weight trees, and you'U find plenty of twCHlnd-a-half even guys take aerobics. Whatever your taste may be, 1 and five-pound weights to accompany the heavier ones. To the Editor: feel UREC offers wonderful opportunities for all students Glance over at the dumbbell rack and you will see the I feel very &Orry for the young man who finds UREC so at all fitness levels. I hope you will go back to UREC and weights go from 3 pounds to 100 pounds - light enough intimidating. It sounds as though it isn't really the build­ take advantage of the opportunities I wrote about to help for anyone and heavy enough to give most people a good ing itself that intimidates this student, but the fitness cen­ you feel more comfortable in the fitness center. workout ter. As far as the employees go, if you actually go up and For first-time users, the fitness center can be a very ask them for assistance, you will find they are more than overwhelming place. To help these students, UREC offers willing to help. H for some reason they use words you a variety of free programs and workshops to assist them in A salute to the struggle 'Black History Month is something we should celebrate~ month, year round.'

think it is about time we acknowledge rightfully theirs - freedom. I love you school is what it our h.istorica1 heroes of color and their Frederick. You were a man of great~ means to me. Being / I notable actions that contributed to the dorn. able to eat and sleep / upliftment of African Americans isn't just This only names two notable figures, in the same places "black history'' but American history. In but there are millions of others. Those who as whites is what it fact, our black heroes in history not only suffered through the long hard days of means tome. contributed to the upliftment of African labor and being beaten for nothing were The journey Americans, but their suffering also heroes, as well as those who spoke up for started mate advanced this country's economy by the deserved freedom of black people. I than four boo6ting the South's agricultural worth. love them all. I am a product of them and centuries There is much to be said and done in not loving them would be not loving ago, and celebration of our black pioneers. Whlte myself. My education is a product of their we still plantation owners enslaved, beat and struggle. forced African Americans into hard labor. What does Black History Month mean O ur people were oppressed and inhu- to me? I don't think I could sum it up in manely treated. They were demeaned. But just one column. the hearts of our people were too big to Our struggle continues today. We still allow such subordination to continue. don't have total equality and I can only Harriet Tub- ~~~~~------. hope for it to one man, a woman day be a reality. who allegedly A M inority Black people are pulled a gun on still making histo- those who wanted View ry and must con- haven't to turn back dur- tinue to do so for reached our ing the Under- the generations to destination. ground Railroad -Chris Carter come. But, I continue to journey, was one ..______. Look at where carry the torch of hope for of those pioneers. the struggle our my people. l inherited the She made a path to help Blacks seek ancestors endured got us. I want to be able responsibility to do so, and I owe it what was theirs -life, liberty and the pur- to lay down a path for our future genera- to my people of the past as well as the suit of happiness. I love you Harriet. tions to follow. I want it to be not just "bet- future. Because of you, I stand strong for who I ter than it used to be." I want it to be how The adopted month is February - the am. it should be. shortest month in the year. What am I get­ Frederick Douglass is another hero of What does Black History Month mean ting at, you may ask? StiTH FRIEOMAN/str~ ior 11rlist mine. A courageous man who escaped to me? When I think about it, my heart Black History Month is something we past, 1 thank you for clearing the way for captivity and acquired his freedom. After 6Us with joy. should celebrate every month, year round. me and 1 Jove you. And don't forget, the fleeing, Douglass continued to petition for Just to be in my room, typing this col- Our contribution to this country has been journey doesn't stop here. the abolishment of slavery. umn on my Packard Bell computer is what tremendous. Why should we be limited to I think he's one of my favorite heroes it means to me. Being published in this one month? Why should we just celebrate Cllris Carter is a sopllomort sociology because he was a writer, and he wrote for newspaper is what it means to me. Being in February? mllJOr who encourages all blacks to keep it his people to try to get for them what was able to attend this predominantly white In honor of those who struggled in the "real.,. 14 Thursday, Feb. 13, 1997 THE BREEZE JMU Summer 1997 in Don' have plans for 3apan Valentine's Day?

Spaces ali ~) ~ ~ e still available! Come srm1 it with us Spend June touring Japan!

Par1icipants will spend one week In Tokyo at the Convo Centerl ancl two weeks In Kyoto while going on excursions into neighboring afeas. including Kamakura, Nikko, Nara, Osaka, Nagoya, and Hiroshima. Eam 3 credit hours in history: Women's Basketball History 391 - Japan: Past and Present

Excursions may include: vs. the Imperial Palace, Glnza District. Nijo Castle. Tokyo City, Tokugawa Art Museum, and the Virginia CommOnwealth A-Bomb Oome and Peace Museum. among many otharslll. Cost· Approximately $3,500 for VA-residents, $3,950 for non· VA residents. Friday, February 14th

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SPORTING WITH AMARnUS John, t'· · Cambridge University in large part because of West's tags of Latin scamper through the By Paul West underg• 'duate who has yet to facility with language. He has a pages, winking at the initiated. Overlook Press, 158pp, $19.9_5__ pen Para. ·~ ~Lost. Seventeen-year fine ear for the music of words, Even so, Sportmg Wtlh by Jason Come11 senior writer old John , •. visiting London in and his taste in metaphors runs .Amaryllis succeeds as a novel and ...... 1625 and metlitating on his fledg­ to the exotic: Hln a profound never loses interest because Writing a novel with another ling poetic Ccl:ecr as well as his sense we are unknowable, and West's great theme is that of author as the main character is own sexual inexperience. A walk our lives are shielded, like the Milton, as well as Blake, tricky business, especially when through the city streets brings trilobite that has three main Wordsworth, and so many oth­ the protagonist is one of the great him to an encounter with a m~ parts." ers: the terrifying moment of ones. Such projects seem better terious and beautiful African The choice of an odd animal coming of age, the movement woman ("her face blazed through like the trilobite points up both from innocence to experience. him like a loop of white-hot rib­ the best and worst aspects of the Poetic vocation and sexual expe­ bon, painful and narcotic," We.t book. At his best, West never set­ rience are one and the same for writes) who beckons him into her tles for the easy answer, the obvi­ young John, who comes across as suited for the stage or ~ where hovel, a single room .hung with ous comparison, or the simple a believable and quietly coura­ the language of the better artist animal skins. homily. geous young man. The emphatic COURTESY OVERLOOK PRESS can be safely Jc:ept at bay. The The woman, whom john can At his worst, on the other message of the book seems to be John Mitton goes 'Sporting• In protagonist of Paul West's new only think of as 'Amaryllis,' the hand, the story seems merely that sex, mortaHty and art are all Paul West's new novel. book Sporting wit II .Amaryllts, john ancient Greek muse of poetry, there to show off what West has bound up together, and John's Milton, isn't just a good writer, shares her room with Quicscan, learned in his day job, which is quest is to face this dark and book's darkest implications but a towering figure and the cre­ an elderly, castrated man given that of a distinguished and hon­ complicated truth. West's previous accomplish­ ator.of the most important epic to long, mad speeches. For most ored professor who has taught at Amaryllis herseU is a stranger ments include 15 works of fiction, poem in the English language. of the book, that room is where universities such as Cornell and and, in some way~. richer charac­ two volumes of poetry and nme West's job seems about as daunt­ the .action stays, as We5t spins the Brown. When John wanders into ter than John. Is she a mortal, the nonfiction books (including ing as that of, say, Freud's ana­ strange and enchanting tale of reverie, even amid the squalor Greek goddess who is her name­ Portable People, a really swell lyst. how Amaryllis and Quiescan ini­ and sensuality of Amaryllis' sake, or something else entirely? bathroom book). In Amory/Its, we Happily, West handles his tiate John into the mysteries of home, he's more often than not. The answer is kept ambiguous get to see this working a rtist material with style and charm, sex ahd poetry. contemplating Greek mythology until the end, where West deliv­ meditating on the tangled and perhaps because his Milton is just .Am~~ryllis is an enjoyable novel, and Platonic philosophy. Little ers, tenderly but firmly, on the complicated issues of art. 'Uazzard's' heroes evoke memories for many by Gregory A. FrQOm "The evil Empire," to borrow a term senior writer from the period, facing the humble Dukes was the political monster headed by cor­ The late 1970s and early '8ls was a fer­ rupt county commissioner Jefferson Davis tile time in network 1V studios. This gold­ Hogg (Sorrell Booke). Boss Hogg, who en age of television gave birtb.to program­ quite literally ran the entire county, used ming masterpieces like .,Different his fumbling, inept police force to harass Strokes,.. '1>al1as," '~~and­ his arch enemies, the Dukes. Sheriff Rosco the queen mother of them .all- "The P. Coletrain (James Best), his bassett hound Dukes of Hazzard., sidekick Flash and his deputies Enos The chronicles of life in fictitious Straitt (Sonny Shroyer) and Cletus Hogg Hazzard County, Ga., molcRd an entire (Rick Hurst) were always in "hot pursuit" generation. M06t Americans in their late of the General Lee hoping to catch the teens or 20s surely would place "'The Dukes and "cuff 'em and stuff 'em" on. Dukes ol Hazzard" at or near: the top of their list of iavorite childhood 1V shows. Small wClllder. The shoW had nearly every element ~ to titillate a kid - fast cars in raucous c.Mse scenes, ample crash­ es and oplo~ a clear distinction tietw.'COod s~ and Nd pys an

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Valentine's Day conjures up men nearest drug store, but alas the Valentine she thought was "the sweetest thing I've ever Abracadabra, Berube an by Maggie Welter gotten" - a homemade card. But when they senior writer cupboard was almost bare. "I was like, 'great, into suavely dressed gu l'm going to get the worst card -unaginable','r arrived at a restaurant, the waiter brought enjoying dinner at an ext School children capture the object of their he said. her something even sweeter- a double they spent the night cruisiJ loved one's af£echons with generic paper So Azhan put a disclaimer on the card, fudge chocolate dessert that her boyfriend ·mansion-lined beaches of I three-by-five Valentines decorated with car­ writing, "I know this tS a cheesy card but ..." (who worked at the restaurant) had made. "It was phat. You sho1 toon characters and Crayola signatures. But He put the cheese on her car windshield and, The card is stiU hanging on her waU, but the looks on their faces. I'll in the grown-up world 1t takes a little more to sure enough, it melted her heart. cake is long gone. Berube said. make a champion Cupid. If the aim of your arrow this Valentine's Serve the seafood live ... Dress to un-impress ... Not jusf another rose ... Day is to create a lasting impression of love, Juniors and roommates Kelly Austin and During his senior year in high school, junior This year, it's gomg I you've come to the right place The following '(ael Utt had had it with the trad1tional Judd Berube and his best friend each wanted dozen" roses to impre is a collection of tales on how the Cupids of Valentine garb, so they were pleasantly sur­ their girlfriends to have a Valentine's Day Lorentzen who says aU h Valentine past have scored big and some prised last year when their boyfriends didn't they would never forget. Dressed in rugged have been too cheap to ph advice for the Cup1ds of Valentine present. show up with teddy bears and candy. jeans, they picked up their ladies empty­ for that many petals. Instead, they arrived with a tank full of fish. handed. No flowers, no baJJoons, not even a Double cheese please .. . 'The fish tank had a big bow around it, and it card. Three is enough for me... Last year freshman Tarek Azhari said he was decorated beautifully with seashells and " [ sort of sensed some tension, but the Three roses are enough pulled a typical male stunt - he procrastinat­ colorful stones," said Ausitn. girls didn't say anything," Berube said. They more Cristie Hall, as long 1 ed. H e had been eying a girl at his high took the girls to the parking lot of an inexpen­ meaning. school for awhile and waited until heart's Crayons, construction paper and chocolate ... sive seafood joint, but instead of going in, "'One year my boyfri• day to decide to express his. So a frantic Last year freshman Michelle Cardone's they went around back where a long black roses, a yellow one for fri1 Azhari ditched school and headed for the boyfriend arrived at her house bearing what limo was awaiting their arrival. for love and one white t1 JSON • THE BREEZE 11uancby. feb. 13, 1997 II ne's Day Cupid shoots blanks Many students would rather trample some roses than purchase the symbol of affection

by JUlian Walker Other students are dissatisfied with the contributing writu phony sentiments they feel others spread. __...... ;..._ '1 don't like to see all of the couples going Valentine's Day hasn't always held the around being lovey-dovey and buying each same meaning or emotions commonly asso­ other candy," sophomore Angela Shumate ciated with modern celebrations of the holi­ said. day. In~ In the past, Feb. 14 has been the '1t just seems like everyone is being fake. date for some very W\loving actiooS. But I don't have a boyfriend, so U\at proba­ According to the Anti-Valentine's Day bly contributes to my opinion. homepage (www .netreach. net/ -trish­ . "People pk:k that day just to give some­ y /vday.hbnl), the holiday had an inauspi­ thing to someone, but the emotions aren't cious origin as the Feast of St. Valentine. In genuine," she said. Rome, a Christian priest, the holiday's name­ Freshman Beth Poplin said, "I haven't sake, secretly married lovers who were for­ liked the holiday for a long time. I like bidden to wed. Valentine's Day as a romantic idea because In 270 A.D., the Roman Emperor I'm a romantic person, but I still don't like it Oaudius n, who had prohibited his soldiers because it feels like a forced thing- it's a to wed because commercialized he felt married Hallmark holiday." men made The most com­ poor soldiers, mon reason many found out students gave for Valentine had disliking performed wed­ Valentine's Day ding ceremonies is not having in secrecy. On someone with Feb. 14, whom to share Valentine it. was arrest­ "The whole not- I ed and having-a-Valentine beheaded. thing takes the fun The cele­ away," junior Jen bration took SCOITTROBAUCHisl'morartist Cavanaugh said, on new meaning laughing. "It's the day of in Victorian times. People sent lllSulting and love, but it's dumb when you don' t have often nasty cards to people they didn't like anyone to share it with." on Valentine's Day, also according to the Sophomore James Colbert said, '1 don't Anti-Valentine's Day homepage. necessarily hate it, it's just more of a celebra­ But, perhaps the most notorious act that tion for people with significant others. It's ever occurred on Feb. 14 was the St. just another day for everyone else." rnories of love Valentine's Day Massacre of 1929. At 10:30 Others say they don't like the feeling of a.m. on Valentine's Day 1929, AI Capone's being pressured into participating. be and his buddy turned beautiful I was." Hall is still with her gang machine--gunned to death seven mem­ Freshman Scott Abbett said, "J guess !d gurus of love. After boyfriend. bers of the rival Bugs Moran mob in there is too high of an expectation about the Chicago, according to Jet Set on the Net ill expensive restaurant, holiday. :ruising around the posh Deck the bear with bounds of jewelry ... (www.jetsetonthenet.com/ al-capone.htrnl). "In my high school, people would anony­ e.s of Newport, R I. "You can do the rose thing. or you can do Although the image of Valentine's Day mously send flowers to other students. Later should have seen the the stuffed animal thing. If you really like the today has changed radically, some JMU stu­ everyone found out who sent them flowers, s. £' 11 never forget it," girl, you do both. But if you really really like dents still see this day as something other but most people were disappointed. "In ele­ than a romantic occasion. Many students say the girl you do both plus put some jewelry mentary school each student was forced to they dislike the commercialization U\at has around the animal's neck and some candy in give everyone a Valentine's Day caret. It was overtaken the spirit of the holiday. cheesy," he said. ! ••• its hand," freshman Kevin Castiglia said. He "I think it's too commercialized," senior >ing to take "at least a took this four-pronged approach last year But there are many people who still enjoy Lynn Sullivan said. "It was created by npress freshman jen and claimed it worked like a charm. Valentine's Dal" Hallmark so poor suckers can buy their aU her past boyfriends r Castiglia said his most memorable "Valentme s Day means more than just cards and candy to plunk down the cash Valentines are the ones that "girls really put being with the one person you love," junior "I have a boyfriend, so I' m not b1tter. I some thought into," such as when a girl­ Neal Gorman said. "It means expressing my just think everyone should try to be nice friend took him out to dinner and bought love to all of those that I care about." every day. I don't think that there should be ne ... him a copy of their song, "I'll Back You Up" And for those feeling discouraged about just one day where everyone is supposed to ough to impress sopho­ by the Dave Matthews Band. commercialization of the holiday, the lack of be nice; it should be spread out over the long as they've each got Which proves once again that it's not the someone special to spend it with or the pres­ year. size of the teddy bear, the carat of gold or the sured to celebrate, Gorman had this advice, "People shouldn't try to force themselves "Search within yourselves and find the love :>yfriend left me three brand of chocolate you bestow on your mate, to be happy or cheerful for one day if they :>r friendship, a red one it's the effort, thought and creativity that will you have for humankind and appreciate aren't," Sullivan said. that." Lite to remind me how make you rate. t:JI .. . - 22 T6ur~day, Feb. 13, 1997 T HE BREEZE ·

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Living in the now . • • I Past successful events merely a m.en1ory to record-holding diver Amanda Kuehl by Mike Gesario has won the one-meter board seven times and the three­ contributin"""'g_w_r_ite_r___ _ meter board in five different events this year. Perhaps more extraordinary than her success as a At 5 feet 4 inches and 125 pounds, senior Amanda Duke, which now includes 34 total victories, is the fact Kuehl is probably not the biggest or most intimidating Kuehl didn' t start diving until she was a freshman at member of the-JMU women's diving team. McOonogh School, a private high school of about 500 stu­ However, what she lacks in stature, the Reistertown, dents. Md., native has made up for with her invaluable contribu­ Prior to that, Kuehl took gymnastics lessons until she tions to the Dukes' diving program. was in the seventh grade, although she said she did "fool ln fact, Kuehl will enter next week's Colonial Athletic around on the board" when she was a kid. That didn't Association Championships with three JMU women's div­ stop her from being named a member of the MSA ing records, including a score of 262.275 in six dives on the Swimming and Diving Ownpions her senior year of high one-meter, a 371.750 in 11 dives on the one-meter plat­ school form, and a 295.650 on the three--meter. "She is probably one of the most dedicated people I Despite being one of the top divers in JMU history, know," sophomore diver Aimee Hobbie said. Kuehl said she doesn't think about her past success when JMU diving coach P.J. Murphy said it's "hard to find preparing to dive. "You just have to set out to do each such coachable talent" dive at your best The records just happen," Kuehl said. However, Kuehl isn't about to take much credit for her Kuehl and her teammates hope the records continue to success. Instead, she credits her parents, teammates and happen when the Dukes compete in the conference cham­ coaches. "We all push each other," she said. , pionships, which begin Feb. 19 in Charlotte, N.C As the Now, after four very successful years at JMU, Kuehl defending champion in the one-meter dive and the two­ begins to look to her future. A psychology major and an time champion in the three-meter dive, Kuehl said there's English minor with a grade-point average o£ 3.29, Kuehl no reason the Dukes shouldn't capture at least one Jeague plans to move to Florida and work either in public rela­ diving title. tions or sales. Kuehl eventually hopes to attend graduate "With the coaching and talent that JMU has, we could school and obtain her MBA and someday she hopes to go one, two, three, four in both boards," Kuehl said. reach her dream of owning her own health club or becom- - As for herself, Kuehl, the 1996 CAA Diver of the Year, ing involved in sports therapy, she said. said, "I want to win both [the one- and three-meter dives]. "She's an excellent student that I enjoyed working There's no reason I shouldn't do that again." with," JMU kinesiology professor Robert Vanderwarkcr Kuehl, in her final year at JMU, has had yet another said. "She has will and determination. She strives to attain. outstanding season for the Dukes. So far, she has compiled She doesn't JUSt go through the motions " 12 first-place finishes, including one in the one-meter com­ petition against the University of Richmond Feb. 1. She c.ee KUEHL page 2 '1 26 Thursday, Feb. 13, 1997 THE BREEZE Virginia Governor's Fellows Program Summer1997 Purpose Computing The Governor's Fellows Program offers a select group of Support & IT talented and highly motivated young people valuable first­ hand experience in the process of state government. The Are Looking For summer of 1997 will mark the sixteenth year of this program, You ... created in 1982.

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Zones are more an "'all for one'' kind of event, according to Kuehl, meaning she will perform for herself rather than as a member of the Dukes' squad. Kuehl said she hopes her performance in this year's zones is better than her previous appearances. "I still screw up in meets. I never really do well in tho6e big meets," she said. However Kuehl performs the rest of the season, the fact remains her diving career at JMU is drawing to a dose. Needless to say, that's something her teammates aren't espedally looking forward to. "She is a large part of our team , and it will be very upsetting to see her go," Hobbie said. "But she has had a great four years." Dukes drop sixth game In conference from Breeze staff reports - -- Old The JMU women's b~sketball team dropped its sixth Colonial Athletic Univenity-. Association game Tuesday, as it lost on recent ~ 'lbal is the same the road to American University, 76-65. 8(;wyer ~he hopes Will show up The Dukes got out to a slow start, as the confeieOce championship s at the Eagles built a 37-22lead at halftime. American University March 8. JMU was never able to fully overcome that deficit, although it outscored JMU S orts Weekend American in the second half, 43-38. Friday: Women's bball v. VCU KYLE BUSS/senior photogrt~phtr Sarah Sc:hreib led the Dukes with 19 Kuehl takes a backward leap off t he dtvlnc board In Godwin Hall apiMt Richmond. Saturday: Men's bball v. ECU points and six rebounds. Kish Jordan Sunday: Women's bball at UR Following next week's CAA will participate in will be held in Princeton, had six points and a team-high 10 Women's gym. at Towson State championships, Kuehl will compete in her N.J., March 13-15. rebounds for JMU. third zonal event, which is a regional She failed to qualify her sophomore Mary I

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Game of the Week: Virgirua Com­ monwealth at JMU, Feb. 14, 7:30 p.m., Convocation Center. Outlook: Things are starting to look bleak for the Dukes. After seemmgly S1l:ak rightin~ themselves against the College Women SID:Ik Won2 ofWilliam & Mary Stmday,.]MU lost to Old Dominion Won21 Won I American University TlJI!!6day night, 76-- Richmond Lost I WonJ 65. It Cclorual Athletic American Won I Won 6 was JMU's siXth Oeorge Mason Woo l Los13 Association loss, ev~..its hlcQrd at 6-- James Mad.1son Loat 1 Won3 6, good for lifth ,place. Virginia vcu Won I Lol.l2 Commonwealltt comes to town Friday, UNC· Wilmington Lost I l..osll and the Du.kesosh-9Yenge-mind- Ea.~t Carolina l..osl3 i.ol.IS ed- the .R.am.t a 77-70 loss William & Mary Lost 2 in Richmond Jal( VCU is led up Aye, front by 6--foot..S c:enlll!i' Mona Karlsson, Sc:odne Ayg. li J who has 22 b~ shots and averages I. Nate GMO 22 491 22.3 I. C Machanguan~ ODU 18.3 ' . 2. OdeiUIlri'n; ,· 0(> 2S 436 17.4 6.7 rebounds. 2. Nyrce Robertb. 0DU 16.6 360 171 3 Jtbtane All press, BCU 16.3 3. Nail!lh, AU 21 Dukes Notes: 4. O.t ~ 1 JMU 21 357 17.0 4. K. Alexander, OMU 16.1 s. Patritit ~:vcu 22 353 16.0 SCHREIB CLIMBING LIST: Senior S. Mary KJima, AU 15.2 6. ThomasTreadweii.AU 21 326 IS.S forward Sarah ~ became the third 6 Krista Jay, GMU 15.0 player m JMU to pa$ the 800-rebound GP No. Aye, plateau. She now has 817 rebounds for Rtbounding GP No. Au, I. Eric POOle. UR 20 182 9.1 her career, good for third place on the I. Mary Klima. AU 21 183 8.7 2. Odell HOdge. ODU 2S 209 8.4 all-time JMU list. She is nine rebounds 2. Tracey Kelley. ECU 20 I~ 8.4 3. SJuk,a.NnOid, W&.M 22 170 7.7 short of passing Julie Franken (1982-'87) 3. Chris1y Gambit~ liNcw 22 18 r 8.2 4. Dave,Smaii,AU 21 156 7.4 4. Sarah Sdutib, JMU ll 166 1!J 5 Georae Redd. GMU 22 163 7.4 for first place. Schreib is also moving up S Nyrce Roberts, ODU 23 180 7.8 6 Rick Edwards, l1R 20 144 7.2 the career scoring list She stands in sixth 6. Taisha Thomas, OMU 21 160 7.6 place with 1;330 career pomts, 35 points Assists GP No. An. behind Katheiinr Johnson (1973-77). Assists No. Avg. L Brion D11nlap. OOU 25 134 5.4 I Pa1ric13 Pemchearo, ODU 186 8. I 2. Sherman liam•lton, VCO 22 110 5.0 NO lWENTY: JMU's loss at American 2. K111e Averyl. W&M 11 7 5.9 3. Contrel Scott. GMU 22 108 4.9 University Tuesday mght assured the 3. llolly Rlllnaer, JMU 116 5.5 4. Carlo) Cueto. UR 20 93 4.7 Dukes they would not win 20 regular 4. Enn Curran. UR 109 5.0 5. Lamoni Franklin, UNCW 24 84 3 S 5 K. Aleunder. GMU 94 4.5 6. Patrick Lee. VCU 22 73 3.3 season ~ames. This will be the first 6. 0 1\yhb'tedt. vcu 90 4.3 season smce 1993-'94, when the Dukes .. CAA Player of the Week went 16--12, that ]MU failed to reach that CAA Player of the Week Sophomore guard Stan Simmons, UNCW mark. Senior guard Amber Blank, UNC\"1 28 Thursday, Feb. 13, 1997 THE BREEZE

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Toll free. pertormln&Jdfleld aporta. ,.... tltuf1nta uk•u•- DV-1 youl Happy Valentlne's Oayl (800)898-9778, en. A-3727 for En&llsh na. hlkln&. Greencard Proarm rtallabte. 1· ...... 800.773-8704 • (818)882-Q&U. I __. ._ tNa -.uty when TOM!t a• I 4 1!6*11•1 - 2 1/2 ~llltql. ~ .~ ...... baths, awlmmln& pool, tennis. Vennont sett.irW. 20 minutes from Applications cloae feb. 24 '97. ., .. lllbwii..-- I met ANOOEA CASEY. Madiaon Manor. Caii434-37SIO eroat Prtoea New Hondaa. Oertmouth Colle&e Positive 1A004.,...... l..anC .,..._ ...... c.Nal Why HeniaonbutC HOMe on the Net. attitude .-.qulred; prior experience Mar Jottn, happy valentines day 411t H•fttera 11141e eontlo - http://hOmiJ1cl.neVc:huc:lcwllllar. Is noll Mid-June throu&h Mid· pay more then you have to? theenl lloYe you, almee Convenient walk to campua. Au«uat. Contact Rich Maxson. Guamaceed loWeSt rates. Theme cards Mllllable 5&4-8410. PERSONALS $200/12 mos. lease. Also 0. ofAICIM ¥...... 1 Gift a Box 500, Poet Milia. VT 05058; To K.lrlttn: H~ Valentine's Day, available 10/11 month leeaes. Tllrlt; 221 N. ... 1-800-2~ . Lookln& forward to another six 703-97&53&5 email ~aol.com 110M ANMCIAL Min Don't ....._ ~ Formers. since months, IIOYe youl Chris yoAJII flnlnciaJ 1985, - play the hltsl '11 ,_. ENwt 8T 8lldl G.C., lmll poal)llltles for eldl Student Financial SeMees ~360. Hunte,. ltltlle Fill - 2 llvtnc Sepoed, 8.0. 432-6557. LMe-.. A KWik 1? Is that you or rooms, 4 bedroom•. well J)nlflles over 200,000+ IndiVIdual thecar? ~ maintained! 433-1333. Now hln~ for all posltJona. awerda from private & public ~..... ltfaiMI,$379. '•r lele ly Owfter: Hunters Air, Hotel, Tranaferw, Parties and Community Pool M(r. Supv, & aectora. Call: UJ00-263-8495 H811PJ VileMIM 0., Cati Everw, Rld&e Townhouse $80k. a.t.F53255 (We ..... telf'an:h & Motel Df1nalze smalllfOUP • eam HolfM 65W Felrvlew need 2 to (800}336-02911351. LJfeCUirdq In NOithem Vif11nla, Y01.11 BC 4>X8 r share 4BR. 2Beth. 2 Kitchen. FREE tripe plus commlslonsl Call Stalford lnd ~ Atee. ~lhlnl~· Walk to JMU, 'J'IIr leale, depol.it 1-8()().98EACH-1. To JeMifer, You make me foal $225/mo. Cltl Jelon 01 Pill 432· HELP WANTED 11.00 fllr IMMir ,... $1!50 per werm on cold n•ghts and to see A~N• a1 II MN. Come out and 6523 01 4338292. month housln& ellowence. you makes me face each morn~ show )'OUf splrttl TeleMartletere Ne8111etl Lar&est rentel service on the With Jay. Love. Soott 1-81t ...... May to Aulult 1,000s POI111L5 ltEADINQ Immediately for local project. Outer Banks of North Carolina 800U. Part T1me. At Home. Toll l•r • NlrtlraM froM an A4>, $190/mo. Call Amoz 514-4!530. Elcpeflenca prefetred. Earn extnl (Ne&s Head). Call Done for ...... , ¥.....,_.,Day, T~ Ffee 1-80().21&9000 Ext. R-3727 they're sweet! Will be delivered on cash ror ScltltC Steak. Cell 432- ~ and ~Info 80(). loyal Love Nash, Penster, "-: 58R, 28A $1,100; 48R, tofU~. Valentine's Day, only $2. ~ 77 lnd 8lk for KeYin. 662·2122. 28A $000. O.,..a•: 48R,2BA Feather $920; 3BR,1BA,A/C 1600. 11.00011 ...-.E TYPM. Part HNtet• 't"'M lteunlon Partr. 2t!R,"t8A $5!50. Ap.... Hta: nne. Al Home. TOll RM 1-800- lacltl•l •••.. r Jell with Feb 13th, for detalla, call Andy 2BR, 1 58A, A/C $480-$410 21.8-9000 &t T-3727 forllstJ,._. houaln&. First Come, Cook's Moore 432-1563 or Us Aiken 433- Includes water. All wbtl waher & position no1111 available. Kitty 0006 dryer, dlahwllher end 11 3/4 Fltll T-INIIT +U.,OOO Credit Hawk Pizza at Kitty HIWk NC. SPRING DREAK Pat anll Woottr - Happy month lee.. a. 584·2850 or card fundriii4H1 for fretemltles. Valentines to two IU'JI who knOW 1\ttp:uaers.IOI.com/)'IUWUII IOfOt1tleS & WOUP'· My c:anpus how to te111 the D.C. squirrels. or&entzatlon can relae up to w• enc1 .,., ... 1n .,. llclblt LOve Jen and l'a - You' ve lOt a great life. You driVI me crel:YI I Low 2BR Apt $380/mo Guarwltee, FR: $99, ...... tile Free Info: 1·800·426·7710, eurprise comtrc so cet psyched! You T1m 01 $00/peraon ~100 __..., fiOt...tW math~ J-...... UnfNf~Mr - .sunsplastrtour..com 38R Apt $450jm0 our Cirt:UIItl. Fot tnfo cell 202- Mlker - Thank You for makh'll t•ll•lll••~· ..... IIXA - Thanks tor a ~at miXIrl 01 $150/pefWOII 298-1135. t.ove.Ar every day wonderful. lch IIebe ...... ,._. ... dlch 1anz vlel, Will you be mt M¥e1111fRI, ..,_ wttl pulllo '-CIIrt All aptt near Clntrell Br1dp DIPt.OYIEfr Heart Throb conteatanta Valentine? LOYe elways. Baby. ALA1U- re~..-..To_...... wt ftOIWiwlth~- ... One of the Closest complexes to Ashln& lndusuy. Details on hOw remember the Aphlasco fitness to find 1 hl&h·paylng job with lntemew-uct IUJt Dartuc•llleet_...,. as Sony t mlsMd last year. JMUI competition Is on Saturday, excellent benefits (transportation MurNyo-et • 1111fflonlla'aNew...... ,_.· February 15, U a.m. • URECI -Thtrcs rou aet rtc1 ot + room & bOard). Fot lnfoonetlon: 1-aG0-143-ISM bt. 1M Cocleelleedl ._ tue 800-276-0654 ElltA53251 (We .....Uilllb ...... TKE- Thanks for a &reat Hawai an LMeJMU · What do the past • are 1 reaearch & publlshln& 1A004nael mixef on Friday nChtl Love, AXO present and future have In company). common? Our friendship. AXO and their dates - Gel AFOKSU CltUIII a LAND·TOUR WANTED FlOitiOA- SPRING llt(AI( '11 Psyched for Semi·Formal on u.LOYMINT - WOtlt In tkOtlc Best Prices Guaranteedlll See Saturday! loc:attons, meet fun people, AND MlV In Panama City or drive the hlblertpttofte to T1le Breeze peldl lndustty lnfomlatlon. 1211 M•"•on Meeor - 4 aet fof DoutAt ,._. .-... to the Chlnt)' beech In Oaytonal From $1191 IN - Good Luck wilt\ )'OUf canned .... IYI'lablel Cruise bedrooms, 2 1/2 baths, wa&her, ell Employment seMces: Foundation Tax Deductible Chant)' STS ·1~9 x2.28. food dnye this month. If we can Fot only $30 for th•rd class mllil, dtyer. $725 • 3 atudeow. Call 800.278-4948 En.C53259 (We roundat.~on , tne. 54~32-6653. help let us knallll. Love, AXO or $75 for first class mall, • 833-6104 llbr 5:00. are a reaearch & publlahlna ,..,.... ~. you can receMt e filii year of company). Rlwer Quldea W~t~~ted : Seasonal A41 aobere would like to thank The Breeze. Please send your Huntore RIIIJo Towftllo••e - cane-, ...... "' employment available as e 1/rtlt/JU ,.._taM.~ Andy, the awesome In. for name. address & money to; 48R, 28A, tvmlshed. S~/mo. NATIOHAL pARI( EMPlOYMENT · wh1te1111ater raft guide In WV. •I* Oily,... P8ltlle, No c.... making our sober duty a &reat TheBIMze ean owner (540)371-2552 'Wor1l in AITlefU's NatiOnal ParkS, EJtpetlence not required. Mu$t be Dtac au tam time I An~ Hall Forests. & Wildlife Preser;es. Our 19 years old. be a non·smoker, 11e1t..., • .._. Hoe" off lo•U• Mel" - 85W materiels uncover rewerdtnl ~a._., T... 1-aoo. H.-risonburJ, VA 22807 .. and have ftrst aid and CPR. Today Is the last day to vote for Flil\llew, 48R, 2s.th. 2 Kitchen, opportunities In the outdoors. contact North American River 214-1007 Off cal ...... , Laundry, 1/2 block to JMU, year Aphii$CO'S Mr. & Mt$ Heart Throb Cell: 1-206-971-3620 ext. Runners. PO Box 81. Hlco, WV a Tr.d HICie 4MSI-1041. on the commons and In the P.O.sl lease, Au& 1, depoelt $800/ N53258 (We are • research & 25854. 80().950-2585 EOE. month. 433-8292. publish!~ company) . .. '

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