Knights of the Dinner Table® Magazine (ISSN 1526-307X) Is Published Monthly by Kenzer and Company, 808 Endicott Rd., Highwood, IL 60040
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WE CAN FIX THAT — CLICK-CLICK, DUDE SUPPORT SMALL PUBLISHERS Sample file CONTENTS ISSUE 277: GARYCON OR BUST REGULAR COLUMNS DEPARTMENTS 47 Tales from the Table Actual tales from the gaming table 4 Cries from the Attic Editorial of a madman 57 Web Scryer by Ken Newquist Junk Drawer 2020 5 Table Talk: Letters Page Our readers talk back GAMEMASTER’S WORKSHOP 60 Back Room at the Games Pit An opinion arena where 45 Denizens of Tellene readers can sound off Sarinor, Lavender by Barb Blackburn 62 Weird Pete’s Bulletin Board 49 All Things Magic Classified ads, personals Elixir of Honey Tongue by Barb Blackburn and other strangeness 50 Bait & Tackle Adventure hooks on the fly 52 Deadly Trappings Sleepy Time by Barb Blackburn SPECIAL FEATURES REVIEWS 35 Between the Covers Cyberpunk Red Jumpstart Kit 31 RPG review by Noah Chinn Apocalypse How? 53 Lost Game Safari by Jim Davenport by Alan Hume Gary Gygax’s Dangerous Journeys 55 Indy Game Scene by Egg Embry Kids on Bikes 38 58 Off the Shelf Gaming the Movies: by Barbara Blackburn Crossing Lines Child of Chaos, Book 1 by Jim Davenport Sample file 61 Brian’s Picks Isle of Red,Harshaw Creek, Child of Chaos Book 1 © Copyright 2020, Kenzer and Company, All Rights Reserved. Knights of the Dinner Table® magazine (ISSN 1526-307X) is published monthly by Kenzer and Company, 808 Endicott Rd., Highwood, IL 60040. LEGAL NOTICE: Knights of the Dinner Table, HackMaster and Kingdoms of Kalamar are registered trademarks of Kenzer and Company, Garycon or Bust™, All Things Magic, Back Room at the Games Pit, Bait and Tackle, Board Squawk, Brian’s Small Press Picks, Celebrity Hack, Cries from the Attic, Deadly Trappings, Disks of Wondrous Power, GameMasters’ Workshop, Game Mechanic, Gamer Pulpit, GameVine, Gaming the Movies, Gary Jackson Files, Hacklopedia of Beasts, Hard Eight Enterprises, kenzerco.com, KODT, Lookin’ at Comics, Off the Shelf, One-Two Punches, Parting Shots, Players’ Advantage, Radio Free KODT, Retro-KODT, RFKODT, Rustlers of the Night, SpellJacked, Summon Web Scryer, Table Talk, Tales from the Table, The Gamer’s Rant on the Movies/TV. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, The “Indy” Game Scene, the Kenzer and Company Logo, The Quotable Gamer, Weird Pete’s Bulletin Board, W.W.A.G.D. and all promi- nent characters and likenesses thereof are trademarks of Kenzer and Company. If you are actually reading this you may take 250 experience points for being observant. 2 Knights of the Dinner Table® #277 ® COMIC STRIPS KNIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE PUBLISHER Kenzer and Company 8 Slipping the Hook EDITOR-IN-CHIEF Jolly R. Blackburn • [email protected] 13 Setting the Town on Fire ASSISTANT EDITOR Barbara Blackburn • [email protected] 17 There’s an App for That KODT DEVELOPMENT TEAM Jolly R. Blackburn • David S. Kenzer 19 Where Wolf...?!! Brian Jelke • Barbara Blackburn (+1) KODT STRIP ART Jolly R. Blackburn 22 There Wolf! COVER ART George Vrbanic 26 Hear Me Out CONTRIBUTING ARTISTS Brendon Fraim • Brian Fraim Bill “Indy” Cavalier • Jolly Blackburn 63 One-Two Punches • Carolyn Prange • Benjamin Pierce • Cosmo Joe CONTRIBUTING WRITERS Kenneth Newquist • Noah Chinn • OTHER TOONS Kif Davis• Barbara Blackburn • Jolly R. Blackburn • Egg Embry 64 Additional Cartoons Alan Hume • James Davenport Bill “Indy” Cavalier, SALES/MARKETING/ADVERTISING Carolyn Prange, Barbara Blackburn • [email protected] Benjamin Pierce, Cosmo Joe 847 508-2317 SUBSCRIPTION SERVICES [email protected] CHARMED PERSONS Kevin Vance • Jack Grayson • Craig Zipse PRINTED IN U.S.A. Postmaster: Send address changes to: ABOUT Knights of the Dinner Table THE COVER 808 Endicott Rd., Highwood, IL 60040 This cover by George Vrbanic E-Mail: [email protected] • Phone: 847 508-2317 was by special request from World Wide Web: www.kenzerco.com Jolly — heralding back Submissions: We accept submissions for strip ideas, jokes, cartoons, to some very early KODT etc. We are interested in running anything that other gamers and fans covers featuring the would enjoy. Check out our website for writer’s guidelines. Knights attending GaryCon Subscriptions: A standard 12-issue monthly subscription is only Sample file $77.99 (or $65.99 for slower bulk mail shipping). [US $92.99 for Canada or US $117.99 for other foreign locations.] 6- and 24-issue subscriptions are also available. To subscribe, order by credit card at our online store at HTTP://WWW.KENZERCO.COM or send a check or money order (made NIGHTS OF THE DINNER TABLE™ was accidentally created by Jolly R. Blackburn payable to Kenzer and Company) to: Kway back in 1990 as ‘filler’ for his small press magazine, Shadis. It was Kenzer & Company KODT Subscriptions, something of a ‘creative burp’ and Jolly really didn’t give it much thought. 808 Endicott Rd., Highwood, IL 60040 Perhaps that’s why he was just as surprised as anyone that soon KODT was overshadowing everything else he’d ever done and that the created was now Back Issues: Older issues and other KODT merchandise are avail- controlling the creator. The Knights have gone far beyond anything Jolly or the D-Team (David able for direct purchase on our website at HTTP://WWW.KENZERCO.COM Kenzer, Brian Jelke, Steve Johansson and Barbara Blackburn) ever imagined. In 2006, Jolly was ATTENTION RETAILERS: If you are having difficulty getting our inducted into the Hall of Fame. Now, with over 277 issues and over 80 trade paper backs under product (including back issues and RPGs) please call or e-mail us. their belts, it’s been a wild ride and we look forward to seeing where the Knights take us next. Knights of the Dinner Table® #277 3 B.A.S CAMPAIGN JOURNAL...? ears ago (circa 2003) a KenzerCo product called, “B.A.’s Of course, we’ve done some of the things mentioned above here YCampaign Journal” was put on the release schedule. It and there over the years. But with no real plan behind it. was slated to come out after the World of Aldrazar We’ve simply offered it up — like the Sleeping Dogs Lie pebble (Garweeze Wurld) Gazetter. last issue. It was a busy time for us as well as me personally. We had the Of course, the material would hopefully be of interest to KODT Dungeons and Dragons license, an insane release schedule for fans — even those who don’t actively roleplay or even play HackMaster 4e as well numerous other product lines. Not to men- HackMaster. tion keeping up with the monthly schedule of KODT. So I’ll pose a question to readers. Would this material be some- Long story short — by the time, I limped to the finish line with thing, you’d like to see? And if so, what other things from B.A.’s the Aldrazar book and handed it over to production, I was shying Journal would you like to see...? away from taking on B.A.’s journal. Eventually asking that it be And while I’m on the subject, a reader sent in an interesting strip removed from the schedule. idea recently. Taking a classic AD&D adventure many readers would Now, seventeen years later, I’ve been going over some of the be familiar with — and writing a strip of B.A. running the players material I managed to pull together for that project and find myself through that adventure. I keep turning that one around in my head. wanting to dust if off and dabble with it again. Well, I hope everyone reading this is healthy, safe and not shy of So — I’m toying with the idea of presenting the material here in coin. Things are getting tough out there. the monthly issue as a semi-regular feature. A bit at a time. What I’m looking forward to the day when we can toss dice, attend might that material look like...? conventions and commune with friends face to face again. Some of B.A.’s hand-drawn dungeon and wilderness maps, Hope you enjoy this issue! spells, magic items and weapons used at the table — written up as HM5e items (albeit ‘unofficial’). Jolly R. Blackburn Some of the NPC’s and monsters that have appeared in the comic over the years statted out. And more. September 10, 2020 Sample file Twenty Ago This Month: KODT #47 September, 2020— B.A. baits the players with a “sym- pathy” NPC and they fall for it. — Jolly 4 Knights of the Dinner Table® #277 ENTWINED the TWO FORMS tumble and thrash among the fallen limbs and forest floor! briefly you imagine the STAG is actually FIGHTING BACK — but you quickly realize it has gone LIMP — it’s ATTACKER merely THROWING the poor victim’s body TO and FRO in a SAVAGE display of BLOOD LUST — as though the BEAST is SAVORING the very ACT of killing!! at long last the WEREWOLF stands on W-WEREWOLF...¿¡¡¡ his PREY, throws back his head and HOWLS at GOOD the MOON in TRIUMPH!! GAWD! Really appreciated the insight into how like vampires and werewolves can cause reader story ideas are integrated into the even the most seasoned players to panic? EDITOR’S NOTE: The mail just comic. Great issue. It felt sort of like a bait-and- never seems to stop.