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CREDIT: SUBMITTED of the week Jordan Ariss is a curler at heart. 3 Volume 45 Issue No. 5 September 24, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ NEWS Sexual violence a scary reality

MELANIE ANDERSON vulnerable. They’re entering either and in our province.” INTERROBANG university or college at a younger This has become a huge issue, You bought a girl a few drinks at age, and there are a number of sit- and Wey stressed the importance the bar, you’re hitting on her, and uations that make them a bit more of reporting these incidences. she’s ‘flirting’ back. She seems to vulnerable.” “They need to make a report for be into you, and is getting pretty Wey agreed that it’s the nature their own well-being, get medical drunk, she agrees to go back to of these situations that makes it attention if that’s needed, get infor- your place with you. Is it okay to dangerous. “A lot of students are mation about their sexual health. have sex with her? Louise Pitre, new to London, and they’re new to And the other reality is that if that executive director of the Sexual campus. This is a community of student has assaulted someone on Assault Centre in London (SACL) 15,000 students. Many of our stu- campus, they’ll do it again, so it stressed that it is against the law to dents who come here come from helps to protect your peers.” have sex without consent: “If towns that are smaller than that. According to SACL, sexual vio- someone’s drunk, they can’t give They know the good guys, the bad lence can be defined as anything CREDIT: ERIKA FAUST consent, even if there’s a ‘yes’ guys; they know the support sys- from forced touching, kissing or Pamphlets handed out by the Sexual Assault Centre London tell students there.” tems, where to walk and who to fondling to forced participation in what they need to know to stay safe. Lois Wey, manager of call.” sexual acts, manipulative sexuality respected. techniques, such as how to get out Counselling and Accessibility Here, everything is new, and that and discrimination based on gen- You can also be cautious when of a chokehold or how to get out of Services at Fanshawe, said that can sometimes create new dangers. der to sexual intimidation, threats starting a new relationship. “Don’t being pinned against a wall or the men especially need to be aware of Wey stressed that the beginning of and fear. become too secluded, too intimate ground.” this. “It’s very dangerous for the year is a high-risk time. Approximately 80 per cent of too soon with someone you don’t Fanshawe also has a student young men to assume (yes) “People have more money, there sexual violence incidents are com- really know yet,” Wey said. “Take auxiliary team that provides free because he didn’t hear ‘no,’ or are more parties at the beginning of mitted by someone the victim it slower, get to know the person in safe walk escorts anywhere on because he pushed a little further the year, there’s less work, and knows. The problem is often that a safe environment with other peo- campus, 24/7. If an incident does and no one pushed him off … or people just aren’t really grounded we don’t suspect it, suggested ple, and do so with less booze and occur, there are many services that she ‘gave into him’ … yet as to where they fit in this new Wey. “We often think about the drugs in your system. You’re going available in London and on cam- Continually being aggressive and community.” bad stranger, the weirdoes out to get a much better read, especial- pus. At Fanshawe you can visit pushing yourself onto someone, According to London police, there. The challenge is that sexual ly with a sober mind.” Counselling Services in F2010. it’s not consensual sex.” there were 152 sexual assaults and assaults are most commonly done What can you do to protect your- You can call to make an appoint- One in four women who began aggravated sexual assaults that by someone the student knows … a self? ment in advance or, if it’s urgent, college or university this took place in London in 2011. friend of a friend, someone they Lisa Andersen, a special consta- they do offer same-day appoint- September will experience sexual Over 60 of those victims were aged know in class, someone that looks ble with Fanshawe Security, rec- ments in the mornings. violence by the time they finish 11 to 20, and 42 were between the lovely.” ommended students take the Rape For more information on school. The risk of sexual assault is ages of 21 and 30. Pitre said it’s Although often times there may Aggression Defence class offered Women’s Safety Awareness at four times greater for women aged also important to recognize that be no warning signs involved, Pitre by Fanshawe. “It’s a great class. It Fanshawe, visit fanshawewsa.com. 16 to 24. Why is sexual assault so statistically, only 10 per cent of said there are some things to look teaches females how to prepare for For more information about the common among college-aged these crimes are being reported. out for such as whether you’re in a those situations and to be a little bit Sexual Assault Centre London, women? “Sexual violence is the crime that healthy or unhealthy relationship, more alert of their surroundings … visit sacl.ca. Pitre said, “The women are more is the least reported in our country being controlled, and being They do learn physical defence PROVINCE-WIDE STUDENT ACTIVIST ASSEMBLY

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Mentorship program connects students with industry pros

ERIKA FAUST to create a list of goals and objec- INTERROBANG tives for their time in the program. A mentorship program on cam- This document outlines what the pus is getting students out of the student wants to learn and what the classroom and into the real world, mentor wants the student to learn, connecting them with profession- and will guide the pair’s discus- als in their industry for some one- sions as they meet. on-one conversation and possibly The document is very important, some on-the-job experience. said Collins-Newman. “There are The Larry Myny Mentorship two kinds of mentorships: ones Program matches Fanshawe stu- that don’t go so well, and ones that dents with mentors in their indus- go well. The ones that don’t go so try – who are often Fanshawe well, people sit down at the table grads themselves. The program is and say, ‘What do you want to talk currently looking for students who about?’ And then, of course, they are at least in their second year, as don’t learn anything. On the other well as industry professionals, to hand, the way we do it measurably sign up for the program at mentor- is we sit down and say, ‘Here’s the ingfanshawe.com. Over 400 next meeting, here’s the topic, matches have been made between come ready with questions for that students and professionals in the specific topic.’” six years the program has been The mentors and mentees meet running. twice a month for one-hour ses- Susie Mah, who is in her final sions (or set up a schedule that semester of Fanshawe’s Law Clerk works for them). Collins-Newman program, was a mentee in the pro- checks in with them every so often gram last year. She said she had a to ensure they’re staying on track. “wonderful” experience. “Being a At the end of the program, he mature student, I knew I didn’t meets with them a final time to have the time to do co-op. My plan close the relationship, going of attack always was to get good through the document to ensure all marks, win an award, get involved objectives were met. in the school and create a mini Though their mentor/mentee resume. I knew I wouldn’t have the relationship has been officially benefit of having co-op experience “closed,” Mah and Ollsen found CREDIT: ANGAD KHALSA before I started looking for work they had so much in common Merilee Ollsen (left) and Susie Mah were matched up in the Larry Myny Mentorship Program. The mentorship … This mentorship program was they’ve become friends outside the led to real-world experience for Mah and a lasting friendship between the two. really important because it was program. “The chemistry between another way to get ahead and put Susie and I was just awesome – the outside world, and not be so Alumni Association Mentoring September 26 something on my resume. I showed she’s a friend of mine now,” said scared.” Edge in September 2004, officially 12 to 1 p.m. - D1060 that I was really serious about Ollsen. “I’m looking forward to Another benefit is that students launching under the Mentoring For Official program launch nurturing our relationship.” starting my second career and that who sign up for the program get Success name in September 2005. November 5 Ollsen added that she saw lots of I knew something about it.” free tickets to a number of events In 2011, the program gained the 7 to 9 p.m. - Alumni Lounge Mah was matched up with benefits in the program for a throughout the year – see the side- sponsorship of Larry Myny, Vice Merilee Ollsen, a law clerk at the mentee. “I think it helps them bar for details. President and senior investment Mentor networking event Bruce H Blake Law Office in St. develop some kind of confidence To any student that may be con- advisor with CIBC Wood Gundy. January 16 Thomas. The pair met monthly that they’ve chosen the correct sidering joining the program, Mah Though mentorships are not 6 to 8 p.m. - Alumni Lounge from September 2011 to April career path for them. I find some says, “Go ahead! Do it! It shows guaranteed for all students, Interviewing for success workshop 2012. During the mentorship, Mah young students go from program to that you’re really committed to Collins-Newman strives to make February 6 got some real-world experience program to program, kind of your program, that you … want to as many matches as possible. For 6 to 8 p.m. - Saffron’s restaurant through a mock interview with searching out what they want to be get ahead, that you want to turn more information about the pro- Student2Business Networking Ollsen’s boss and by job-shadow- when they grow up. Maybe having over every rock to get every advan- gram and to sign up, check out Conference ing Ollsen a number of times. a mentor on their side, helping tage.” mentoringfanshawe.com. March 6 After a student signs up for the them gain confidence and self- “People who care will take London Convention Centre program, Derek Collins-Newman, esteem that they’ve chosen the advantage of it; people who are LARRY MYNY MENTORSHIP the program’s coordinator, meets right career path for themselves smart will take advantage of it,” PROGRAM EVENTS Dining for success workshop separately with the mentor and the (can help), and because that person she added. April 3 mentee to discuss what they’re maybe has worked a little bit in the The Larry Myny Mentorship Speaking engagement with Joe 5:30 to 8 p.m. - Saffron’s restaurant looking to get out of the program. industry to give them some really Program debuted as a pilot project Bowen, voice of the Toronto Maple Next, he meets with them together good insight as to what to expect in called the Fanshawe College Leafs Get busy with Biz Inc.

ERIKA FAUST already made. We connect them up ers, food and a pop-up bar. The INTERROBANG with community mentors, with dif- event begins at 5:30 p.m. in the Starting your own business is a ferent professionals and profes- Alumni Lounge in the SC building. daunting task. No matter how great sional services and we make sure Anyone is welcome to attend, from your idea is, there are so many that they have a ready-made net- Fanshawe students and alumni to things to consider, from identifying work on the ground here ready to staff and faculty to friends. “Learn a target market to figuring out who help them make progress.” some information about what Biz your competition will be to putting The project started in May 2011 Inc. can do for you, hear from together a business plan. on Western’s campus, and came to some students who have been suc- Biz Inc. is a student business Fanshawe in November of that cessful in starting their own busi- incubator for Fanshawe College year. It is funded by the Ontario ness, hear about their stories, what and Western University students, Ministry of Economic kept them going … and then some and it can help you take your busi- Development and Innovation, the networking at the end,” said ness idea and turn it into a reality. London Economic Development Samantha Laliberte, who does Whether you want to start your Corporation, the Fanshawe Student marketing and communications for own business or you’ve already Union, Fanshawe College and the Biz Inc. started one and are seeking some University Students’ Council at “We have a growing network of advice, Daniel Ninclaus is the man The University of Western community mentors, and other to know on campus. He’s the Ontario. folks who are curious in watching Fanshawe Student Advisor for Biz Biz Inc. is currently working on this project, so some of them will Inc., and you can find him in his over 100 projects with students probably show up as well,” added about, said Laliberte. “We encour- trying to show, that there are stu- office in SUB 1035. from Fanshawe and Western. Patton. “It’ll be a few from banks age them to come to that, hear from dents your age, in the same situa- The help and services Biz Inc. While most are tech-based, Patton here, there will be a few people their peers, find out what their tion as you, for the most part, that offers is “unique for every project, said he and his team are always from different small businesses in classmates are up to – there’s a lot are doing this, and you can do it really,” explained John Patton, the open to new ideas, from fashion to London that do some of the men- of stuff going on at the campuses too. And we’re here to help.” project’s director. “We try to give food and beyond. toring for us.” that you wouldn’t realize that Check Biz Inc. out online at biz- the benefit of some experience so On October 3, Biz Inc. will host Start Me Up is a great introduc- maybe that person sitting beside inc.ca or on Twitter that (students) don’t have to repeat Start Me Up, a free event on cam- tion to Biz Inc. for students who you in class actually has their own @BizIncLondon. all the mistakes that we’ve all pus that will feature student speak- may be curious as to what it’s all business. That’s what we’re really 5 Volume 45 Issue No. 5 September 24, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ NEWS

CREDIT: CANADIAN BLOOD SERVICES Canadian Blood Services will be on campus throughout the year to encourage students to give blood. CREDIT: ERIKA FAUST Two Project Play attendees got their game on at the September 16 event at Fanshawe. One of the most popular displays at the event was this big screen TV with a wide selection of games, provided by Big Viking, a local gaming company. The event saw over 400 attendees – some who came in costume – celebrating board games, Help save a life, video games, table top games and other fun and geeky pursuits. give blood Fanshawe gets freaky STUART GOODEN also be staff and volunteers avail- INTERROBANG able for support if you need. Sex with Sue We’ve all heard the saying that Almost everyone at Fanshawe MELANIE ANDERSON heard or seen , you Sexual Awareness Days are spon- INTERROBANG you never know what you have can attend the clinic. You have to will love Dr. Robin Milhausen, sored by the Middlesex-London until it’s gone, but how many of us be at least 17 years old, weigh at It’s time for Fanshawe students who is Sue Johanson’s protégé. Health Unit, who will have a booth really know what it means? least 110 pounds, be in good health to get freaky, as Tuesday, “We’re going to be covering set up in Forwell Hall from Unfortunately for too many and feel well when you donate, and Wednesday and Thursday of this everything from STIs and contra- Tuesday to Thursday promoting Canadians who need blood in you must not have donated in the week are Sexual Awareness Days. ception to sexual pleasure and safe sex by handing out pamphlets emergency situations, the mantra is past 56 days. Highlights include a talk from sex orgasm,” said Milhausen. All of and free condoms. painfully true. The incentive to giving blood? expert Dr. Robin Milhausen, a sex- your sex questions will be Fanshawe College is very fortu- It’s worth more than any tangible themed casino night and the first answered as Milhausen promised nate to host a number of Blood gift: knowing that you are poten- Sex Toy Bingo night of the school to make time for a Q and A session SEX WEEK EVENTS Donor clinics on campus through- tially saving a fellow Canadian’s year. after her interactive talk. Kick off the week by seeing if Milhausen’s sex talk is just fore- Tuesday, September 25 out the year, and give students the life. Ungar reinforced the reality of Condom Casino you can get lucky at the Condom play for what’s ahead. September opportunity to literally make a dif- needy blood receivers, and said she 8 to 11 p.m. - Forwell Hall Casino on September 25. Everyone 26 is time for one of Fanshawe’s ference in a person’s life. appreciates everyone who comes Who Can Come: Everyone Kristen Ungar is the community out. “Many of us will know some- gets three condoms (for free) to wildest and most popular events: development coordinator of the one or even need blood ourselves trade in for poker chips. You can Sex Toy Bingo. It happens every Wednesday, September 26 Southern Ontario Canadian Blood one day. We would all be in big test your luck with games such as month, but the first game of the Test your Sex IQ with “Sexpert” Dr. Services, and she said that people trouble without blood donors.” poker, blackjack and Crown and year always starts with a bang. Robin Milhausen don’t realize how important the There are tons of blood donor Anchor. At the end, you trade in There are plenty of sexy and fun 12 to 1 p.m. - Forwell Hall issue is. “Every minute of every events on campus throughout the your winning chips for raffle tick- prizes to be won – perfect for spic- Who Can Come: Everyone day, someone in Canada needs year, but the first Blood Clinic ets. There’s $500 in prizes to be ing up any relationship. There’s blood. Much of the blood that is event on September 24 is a bit dif- won. Everyone will leave with at always a lineup, so be sure to Wednesday, September 26 transfused every year is done ferent. The One Match event will least one condom… the big players arrive early (around 7 p.m.) Sex Toy Bingo under emergency or trauma situa- be held in Forwell Hall from 11 will leave with more! On September 27, watch out for 9 p.m. to 2 a.m. - Out Back Shack tions,” she explained. “In Canada, a.m. to 2 p.m. It’s a quick and con- On September 26, learn every- Condom Man, who will be walk- Who Can Come: All ages with valid hundreds of thousands of people venient way to get your finger thing you need to know from a ing around campus promoting safe Fanshawe student card/19-plus without each year receive blood compo- pricked, find out your blood type renowned sex expert. If you’ve sex and handing out free condoms. nents or blood products following and book an appointment to donate accidents, during surgery or for blood. cancer treatments, burn therapy, hemophilia and other blood-related diseases … On average, 4.6 units Your great idea could of blood are required per patient.” And if you don’t already know, giving blood is as easy as it is important. The entire process takes score you cash about an hour and the actual dona- tion only takes minutes. You will be screened before donating for MELANIE ANDERSON passionate about. Almost three- through Planet Pounds. “For those things like recent dental surgery or INTERROBANG quarters (72 per cent) of these who are interested in losing a cold. All needles are sterile and If you have an idea for a new young adults want to be their own weight, you raise funds through the blood they take – about a half a project or company but lack the boss as opposed to working for sponsorship, and these funds are litre – is quickly replaced by your financial support, you’re not alone someone else. pledged to a charity fighting world body, she said. “Donating blood – – according to a survey, you’re The competition aims to encour- malnutrition,” was the description for the most part – does not hurt BLOOD DONOR CLINICS among the two-thirds of Canadians age young Canadians to expand on the website. and involves only a small pinch. ON CAMPUS who would like to start something their unique values and interests Jesse Robson was able to extend This is true of the hemoglobin on their own but can’t begin the into larger projects to evoke social her project Centre for the Arts check and the donation itself.” All take place in the Fanshawe Alumni project because of a lack of fund- change. Start Something with Exchange, which brings seniors of If you’re interested in donating Lounge from 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. ing. Start Something with Alesse is Alesse encourages any new project all ages and abilities together to blood for the first time, you’re a contest designed to encourage idea, such as a new charity, com- engage in physical, creative and Thursday, September 27 greatly appreciated. If you’re still young entrepreneurs to pursue pany or social and cultural event. social activities. “I encourage other anxious about the experience, Wednesday, October 24 their ideas by providing funding Past submissions include projects young Canadians with a dream to that’s okay too, because there are a Thursday, November 15 and guidance. Now in its third such as The Community Soccer submit their idea for something number of things you can do to Tuesday, November 27 year, the contest is giving away Project; Love Floats: Random Acts they want to start in order to help ease the pressure. Wednesday, January 30 two $5,000 prizes to help two indi- of Kindness; and Reusable make their dream a reality,” she First off, you should plan to viduals make their idea a reality. Evening Gowns. said. donate on a day when you are the Thursday, January 31 Wednesday, February 6 The contest conducted a survey Last year’s winners created proj- Entries will be accepted until most relaxed and aren’t under a of Canadians aged 18 to 34 and ects that reflected their education October 31. For more details, Wednesday, February 27 time crunch. Your donation will go discovered that 86 per cent of and personal passions. Alyssa check out startsomethingwitha- much more smoothly if you’ve Wednesday, March 13 young adults define personal suc- Reid’s project addressed the global lesse.ca. eaten, had a good rest and are Thursday, March 28 cess as doing something they are issue of obesity and malnutrition hydrated. At the clinic, there will 6 NEWS Volume 45 Issue No. 5 September 24, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/

SAC | STUDENT ADMINISTRATIVE COUNCIL EXECUTIVE COUNCIL VP ATHLETICS TOURISM & HOSPITAITY MATTHEW STEWART BUILDING TECHNOLOGY Matthew Stewart is currently enrolled in his second year of the Graphic Design REHAN ANKLESARIA JENNY RAWLINS program at Fanshawe. He is an Australian student that came out to Canada to play volleyball for the college. Matthew lives and breathes Fanshawe as he not Age: 19 years Hi there. My name is Jenny only attends school and plays volleyball for the school but he also works exten- Rawlins and I’m campaigning to Born: Ontario, Canada sively with the athletics department. From his origins in Australia, Matthew’s life be Fanshawe’s new Tourism and Graduated From: Sir Wilfrid has revolved around sport, with his uncle playing in the Australian soccer team, his brother playing Hospitality division rep. Before I Laurier Secondary school, in the junior world cup and he, himself has played representative games for Australia in volleyball. get into all the reasons of why London, Ontario Matthew has brought a wealth of different ideas from a different country and also his sporting knowl- you should elect me, I figured you might want to Completed the General Arts and Science edge gives him a great advantage at promoting and helping the general public of Fanshawe College know some stuff about me. First of all, I’m a first Program and it is my 2nd year here at enjoy the facilities and events that are held on a weekly basis by the FSU and athletics department. year student at Fanshawe, in the Culinary Fanshawe College. He was awarded a leadership award by the athletics department for his efforts and leadership that Apprenticeship program, or (CLM7). I went to “Sir was shown throughout the year. Matthew has extensive knowledge of the working in and around the I am in Architecture Technology Program. Frederick Banting Secondary School” and I’ve lived athletics department and as a varsity athlete also understands the benefits of fitness and would love Experience/ Participation in following commit- in London all my life (woo). If you’ve ever seen me to share this knowledge by heading the role of Vice president of Athletics and residence life. tees: in the halls, the first thing you’ll notice is my height. - Healthy Committee- 2009 & 3020 5’2 and a half, to be exact. As far as hobbies go, I - Spirit Committee- 2010 was on my high school Rugby team for two years. I SARAH WADE - Multicultural Committee- 2010 also play acoustic guitar and I sing. The main rea- Hey Fanshawe! son I’m running to be the division rep is simple. I - Prom Committee- 2010 My name is Sarah Wade and I am very excited to be running for the VP of Athletics want to get involved. All through high school, I did- - SAA (Sports Athletes Association)- 2010 and Residence Life position for 2012-2013. I am from a small northern Ontario n’t do much. I wasn’t in many clubs, not on many town called Kapuskasing. I choose to attend Fanshawe College for their excellent - Master of Ceremonies for the Pep Rally’s- 2010 sports teams and I wasn’t on student council. I hands on learning programs, beautiful campus, and great location in southern School Sports regret that. I told myself that college is going to be Ontario. I am proud to say that I am currently enrolled in my third year at Fanshawe College. I have - Cross Country (Three years, 2008-2010) different and I’m determined to make sure it is. I’m just begun the Business Marketing program offered here and I am looking forward to this year. I have - Track and Field (Two years, 2008-2009) here to listen to you guys. The students. I want you always had a passion for music; I am a singer songwriter as well as a guitar player. My influences to feel like you can come up and talk to me if you’re - Curling (2010 and 2011) range from Alanis Morissette to The Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Some random facts about me are that having issues and I’ll do my very best to help you Post-Secondary Certificate I am bilingual in French and English, I have a typed out Bucket List, and I am afraid of crossing roads. out. After all, we are all in the same boat and my One of my greatest accomplishments was organizing and performing for a Hope for Haiti Relief con- - Fanshawe College Leadership Certificate main goal is just to make it better for everyone. cert at my high school. I have always enjoyed leading an active lifestyle whether it is through adven- Secondary School Awards: Thank you for your consideration. turing in the great outdoors, hitting up the gym, or playing sports. Therefore, hearing about this FSU - Thames Valley Education Foundation Award in position caught my attention. I have only heard great things about Fanshawe College’s varsity sport Grade 12 teams throughout my years here. I am very interested in learning more about Fanshawe’s Athletic - Wally Munn Memorial Award in Grade 12 HUMAN SERVICES Department and becoming more involved with the college. - Rams Remember Award in Grade 12 JESSICA BROOK Your hopeful VP of Athletics and Residence Life, Sarah Wade - Awarded for outstanding commitment to Hello, my name is Jessica JULIE ZOMAYA Academic Success in Grade 9 and 11 Brook and I’m running for “It's okay to be afraid, but don't let the fear keep you from doing what you're meant Why should you vote for me? Human Services division repre- to do (The Cutting Edge 3).” This is what life is about; seeking the opportunity to Vote for me because I will report to all meeting pro- sentative. I am very outgoing show others what you stand for by making a positive difference, and taking it. ceedings as a class representative and bring forth and love to laugh. You will find I’m a first year student, enrolled in the Law Clerk program. Being given this oppor- your concerns at meetings. If you have an y con- me at every school function and probably around tunity to join the team, even as a shy student with the “freshman year” worries and cerns about Fanshawe College or about any prob- residence too. I love to get to know people, I am nervousness, I felt the urge to strive for it. lems in your progra’m feel free to talk to me and I not shy. I curl and play piano, and I’m always open promise to do my best to solve your concerns, by to trying new things. I love to watch football, espe- My peers usually would describe me as someone who is very outgoing, friendly and a natural leader. bringing them forth to the Prime Minister. cially the New York Giants! I am currently taking I have done various leadership-like activities throughout my life. I was a counselor at the YMCA day Early Childhood Education first year. I’m from a lit- camp and volunteered for LUSO Community Services. I also went from working as a student secre- tary, to being the student crossing guard. Even taking part in a program called Girls LEAD at Brescia. MARJORIE RIDLEY tle town called Harrow Ontario. Which is basically Being a professional figure skater and a swimmer, I feel as though I have an advantage to better Hello! My name is Marjorie as south as you can get in our province. I do have understand the necessities of the various athletic activities offered here. With regards to the students Ridley, and I am running to rep- my opinions on certain topics, and you will find that living in residence, it is also important that they have a chance to give their input on ways we can resent the School of Building I’m a very sarcastic person. But when I put my advance the housing opportunities and make living in residence greater than it already is. Technology on the Student mind to something, I will fight as hard as I can in Administration Council. This is order to achieve that goal. If you have any con- I appreciate the chance to let students take on a position such as this, to represent and speak for my first year at Fanshawe College, and I would cerns feel free to come to me. And don’t forget, the students of this educational facility and I hope I have expressed the qualities of a potential mem- love to be involved with the Fanshawe Student duck the rest. Vote for Jess! ber of the student union here at Fanshawe Union, to voice any opinions and concerns from the students. Throughout high school I was part of Student Council, helping to plan many major events including orientation, fundraisers, semi-for- mal and prom, as well as a large portion of the advertising. I'm outgoing, have a good sense of creative and a bit nerdy... If I am elected, you can approach me at any time with any questions, con- cerns or messages to the council. I would love to help YOU!

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KIMBERLEY values on a much larger society; one that While the need to transition is never Male to Female Transgender: 33 per cent POSITIVE SPACE WORKING GROUP generally is actually quite tolerant if not diminished the reasons for making this Verbal harassment One of the epithets hurled at the LGBT- accepting. choice to live a dual existence has its own Male to Female Transgender: 59 per cent For the Lesbian, Gay and Bi-sexual com- demands. The first and the most important Male to Female Transgender: 69 per cent TQQI community is always that it is a Sexual Harassment lifestyle choice. Nothing – I mean nothing – munities, they can live relatively normal consideration is financial independence. could be contextually more ridiculous, and lives without facing adversity every moment Transition is not cheap and that is over and Male to Female Transgender: 85 per cent of the day. I make this as a generalization above the daily living expenses that every- Male to Female Transgender: 86 per cent in fact, it exposes the speaker as being either Sexual Assault non-supportive of humanity in general or because there are certainly very poignant one has to endure. Sadly, most employers specifically prejudiced toward LGBT, for exceptions – particularly in the workplace. will not hire openly transgender people. Male to Female Transgender: 3 per cent whatever reason. When I am personally con- However, for the transgender community, Here are some education and employment Male to Female Transgender: 24 per cent fronted with such a statement, I will invari- this is not the case. There actually is a statistics from the Trans Pulse Survey E- (Source: Trans Pulse Project; Phase ably question the speaker as to his or her lifestyle choice. This is a position I hold as a Bulletin July 2010 to prove the point. II,Presented to WPATH International meaning. I have yet to have anyone explain basic truth that does not sit well with many - 36 per cent of Ontario’s transgender pop- Conference 2012by Dr. Greta Bauer Phd. it. In fact, they usually run from such a in our community simply by the very con- ulation has completed college or university. UWO) request, hiding behind some doctrine that cept. The explanation is quite simple. The A further 28 per cent have some college or Sadly, “family and friends” are often a actually has nothing to do with the subject, choice is to live openly as a transgender or university education. This represents a total part of the above statistics. Included in or they will try to dismiss my question alto- not. For one who has not transitioned, mak- of 64 per cent of the transgender population “friends” are co-workers and persons in gether. For those who know me, this is prob- ing that choice to live openly is to invite dis- having post-secondary education. authority within the workplace. The discrim- ably the worst thing they can do. crimination every minute of every day. For - 50 per cent of Ontario’s transgender pop- ination is often a deterrent to coming out. The irony of this is really quite simple. one who has passably transitioned, they can ulation earns less than $15,000 per annum. In conclusion, it can hardly be argued that The LGB lifestyle is exactly the same as the choose to live “stealth” and make any dis- - 37 per cent were employed full time, 20 if there is a “Transgender Lifestyle,” it is one hetero-normative lifestyle. People eat, sleep, closures as they deem necessary. per cent were unemployed. of fear. One needs only to ask who has the work, go to school, socialize with friends, It is imperative to understand that transi- - Also worthy of note is that of all greater fear: society or the transgender pop- raise families; all quite normal, really. But, tion is a process of change from one gender employed transgender people, 45 per cent ulation within society. The conclusions are of course, the difference is in forming inti- (birth identified) to the opposite gender. It is had to present in their birth gender to be (or obvious both statistically and from personal mate relationships. It is still all about love, not a surgical procedure. This is a time of remain) employed. experiences of this writer. the only difference is that the love interest is flux for the person where physical appear- The next argument to be made is one of Kimberley is a Fanshawe College alum- for one of the same biological sex. Love is ances (unless you are very lucky) can be societal acceptance and safety. It is not lost nus, a community advisor to the Fanshawe still love. incongruous to the casual observer. It is a upon the transgender population that there is College Positive Space Program, and she You will note that I specifically left out time of both presentation and physical a target on everyone’s forehead. People shun operates the transgenderlondon.com web- transgender in the preceding statement. This change. what they don’t understand. This lack of site. She is involved with a number of LGBT was quite intentional because there is a huge For an individual who chooses to not tran- understanding often manifests itself in fear, community organizations within the London difference here; also one of the reasons the sition, this now becomes a choice of lifestyle resulting in open hostility, whether it is ver- region. transgender community was “left behind” by and has double the problems attached. First, balized, implied through body language or in the LGB community in their march for they must endure the prejudices of the het- physical violence. Granted, the incidences of equality. The transgender community just ero-normative population because their sta- violence is generally attributed to a very doesn’t fit the mold for hetero-normative tus is not known and, secondly, they face the small portion of our society, it is none the anything, let alone homosexuality. However, same prejudices from the trans-radicals and less very real and no less damaging than the that is discussion for a future article. often the same, from many within the LGB emotional wreckage caused through verbal community. Double the pleasure and double and covert abuse. The point here is that people are people, Physical Violence regardless of their gender or sexuality. Their the fun... not! It is this situation that creates dreams and aspirations are no different. a contextual lifestyle choice. Male to Female Transgender: 15 per cent So what, exactly, are the impacts of mak- Male to Female Transgender: 26 per cent Equally, the detractors of the LGBT commu- Sexual Harassment nities are strongly committed to their own ing this choice? core values and belief systems. They are As I stated earlier, the emotional adversity Male to Female Transgender: 15 per cent of living in both the hetero-normative world Male to Female Transgender: 48 per cent entitled to these, of course. However, that Physical Threats FSU Publications Office entitlement does not extend to forcing those as well as the transgender community can be SC1012 very draining from the position of prejudice. 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Sexual violence is a community issue

CANDICE LAWRENCE four out of five female undergraduates on M.ED., R.S.W., COUNSELLOR Canadian campuses were victims of vio- WHERE TO GET HELP “The revolution starts in our homes, rela- lence in a dating relationship. A national sur- Immediate: tionships and sexual practices. If we are vey of campuses reported that 20.2 per cent Call 911. The London Police work closely with our going to take on the many forms of violence of female students experienced unwanted Campus Security to support victims of sexual vio- happening out in the community, then we sexual intercourse because they were over- lence. need to look at our own relationships and whelmed by pressure, 6.6 per cent because they were threatened or physically forced, Campus Security: If you live in residence, you the ones happening around us. In order to can reach Campus Security’s Emergency Phone make real change we need to recognize and and 13.6 per cent reported that, while intox- icated, they experienced an attempt at directly from your room, by calling extension challenge the unhealthy and violent behav- 4242. iours we witness and even participate in. unwanted intercourse (1998, Fact Sheet, Canadian Federation of Students). If you are in distress, or have been assaulted Never let the hand you hold, hold you CREDIT: TENTHOFTHEFRASER.CA and need immediate medical assistance: down.” ~Author Unknown (Source: Alarmingly, 11 per cent of men reported KD: don’t you just love it? The Urgent Care Centre at St. Joseph’s Hospital sacl.ca/youth/sexualviolence.htm) sexually victimizing a woman dating partner in the previous 12 months (Woman Abuse 268 Grosvenor St., 519-646-6000 “Sexual violence is a community issue.” Every day from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. Take a few minutes to think about this state- on Campus: Results from the Canadian ment. Is it true? How many of you know National Survey, 1998). Emergency Departments open 24/7 The Kraft someone – a friend, roommate, classmate, More than 80 per cent of sexual assaults London Health Sciences Centre family member or neighbour – who has sur- that occur on university and college campus- University Hospital, 339 Windermere Rd., 519- vived sexual or domestic violence at some es are committed by someone the victim 663-3197 Dinner point in their lives? Perhaps it happened to knows, and 50 per cent occur on dates. Many London Health Sciences Centre, you. Sexual violence refers to any unwanted of these assaults happen during the first eight Victoria Hospital, 800 Commissioners Rd. E., act of a sexual nature, including sexual weeks of classes (University of Alberta - 519-685-8141 Sexual Assault and the Law in Canada). If you have been sexually assaulted, these care craze assault, incest, child sexual abuse, marital or acquaintance/date rape and sexual harass- Over half (70 per cent) of these assaults hap- centres can also collect evidence should you pen in residences; students there are often decide to proceed with a criminal charge. ment. VICTOR KAISAR young, away from home, without supervi- This is beyond being a “women’s issue,” On campus INTERROBANG sion for the first time, exposed to alcohol, and desperately needs to be approached at a Health Services Medical Clinic So I’ve finally cooked a whole bunch of and becoming acquainted with many new community level, starting with each and London Campus, Room SC1001, 519-452-4230, Kraft Dinner these past few months. people. According to one residence manag- every one of us, within our circles of social Monday to Friday from 7 a.m. to 5 p.m. Macaroni and cheese – it can’t get any bet- er, approximately 68 per cent of new, first and familial connections and within our inti- The Clinic advises that if you need immediate ter, really. I’ve heard much about the influ- year students in Fanshawe residences are mate relationships. If you are a man, you urgent care, to contact one of the Emergency ence that Kraft Dinner has had on Canadian under 19 years of age during this first semes- may have a sister, mother, daughter, girl- Services listed above. You may also obtain walk- culture, and now. I’ve seen it first-hand. ter. friend or co-worker who has experienced in service without an appointment from 11 a.m. – My dad used to tell me stories of when he Check out the following websites for sexual violence in their lives. These experi- 1 p.m., Monday – Friday. The clinic is not open on was a bachelor, living in a single-bedroom more information about sexual violence, ences can have a lasting impact on those weekends. apartment in the city of Calcutta, India, what to do if a friend discloses a sexual who survived this abuse, and everyone con- where I grew up. To this day, he recalls how assault, myths and realities, a bystander Other supports to call nected to them. he survived off Maggi noodles and Coke. pledge, and healthy consent in dating rela- Sexual Assault Centre London Crisis Line One in seven boys under the age of 18 will Now, in case you are wondering, Maggi tionships: iknowsomeoneuwo.ca and 519-438-2272 (24 hours, English and Spanish) be sexually assaulted. While violence can Provides help for survivors or their support peo- noodles are pretty much the easiest thing for sacl.ca/youth. happen to them at the hands of women, most ple. This service is for both women and men. teenagers and bachelors who aren’t fond of It’s time we talked about this issue and often it is by other men. In recent years, Carrefour des Femmes du Sud-Ouest de l’Ontario cooking to actually cook. Kraft Dinner, I’ve began to move into action to make our com- many of us have had to re-examine the myth 1-877-336-2433 (24 hours) come to understand, is Canada’s Maggi noo- munities a safer place for all. While away at that this only happens to women. Sheldon Provides help to Francophone survivors of sexual dle. The boxed dinner (renamed “Kraft college, remember this IS your community Kennedy, Theoren Fleury, the Pennsylvania assault. Macaroni and Cheese” in the United States for the time you are here. State University child sexual abuse scandal Abused Women’s Helpline: 519-642-3000 not long after its debut in 1937) has always Remember: no one should ever have to and the Boy Scouts sexual abuse admissions Assaulted Women’s Helpline: 1-866-863-0511 retained the original name in Canada as well deal with this alone. immediately come to mind. Mental Health Crisis Centre: 519-433-2023 as a cult-like following. In 2006, Statistics Canada reported that Distress Centre Help Line: 519-667-6711 Considering how Canadians have a huge love for all things Canadian, I’ve wondered why there exists such a massive fondness for a box of “cheesy sauce and noodles.” And The world is your gym: Jogging for grades then I came across a quote by Canadian Rex Martin who I believe is a pretty important half K? I wasn’t used to running at his clip, figure in Canada’s political scene. His quote but somehow I managed. Sort of. Well went something like this: “Kraft Dinner enough to stagger off the track each morn- revolves in that all-but-unobtainable orbit of NOTES FROM DAY SEVEN ing. the Tim Hortons doughnut and the A&W MICHAEL VEENEMA Teen Burger. It is one of that great trinity of [email protected] And that’s when it all seemed worth it. For the next 30 minutes or so I was high. quick digestibles that have been enrolled as Over time, the high hasn’t really stayed genuine Canadian cultural icons.” That “I’ve made some of my best decisions with me. People ask me, “Don’t you feel quote got me thinking that if Canadians while running,” so said John, a friend of good after a few laps?” I reply that my body mention KD in the same sentence as Tim mine. For him, running solo while most of usually starts protesting after about 40 paces Hortons, then it must be pretty important. the rest of us still sleep brought clarity of and it doesn’t stop protesting till I stop jog- We get Kraft Dinner in India. If I remem- mind. When he found out that I like to jog, ging. ber correctly, it was sold as “Macaroni and he tried to persuade me to join him. Still, I do it, and if you are able to run but Cheese,” exactly the same way they brand it Unfortunately, my jogging routine was noth- have never gotten around to it, I recommend in the United States. Being a largely vegetar- ing compared to his trillion-kilometre crack- it. Besides possibly giving you some tempo- ian culture in that part of the world, you of-dawn runs and I had to humbly decline rary clarity of mind and a daily high with no could expect that something that is 100 per his offer for his own good. There would after-effects, there are other advantages. A cent vegetarian would sell like hotcakes, and have been nothing but embarrassment for big one for me has been the elimination of it does. But it doesn’t come close to the him if anyone had ever found that I was his headaches. I used to get them with some fre- demand for Maggi noodles and understand- running partner. Plus he would have been quency. Since I started jogging again a few ably so. doing a lot of waiting. years ago, they are far less frequent. They CREDIT: TRAINBODYANDMIND.COM I’ve just seen the new “KD distraction There are of course disadvantages to run- are less intense and don’t last. noodle” commercial on TV, and it got me stretches, push-ups, and bends at no extra ning, but the only one John ever mentioned Also, running affects the rest of my day. thinking again. I should really stock up on charge. As a matter of fact, I’ve built up a had to do with his timing. He ran so early it Somehow, giving my heart and lungs a more Kraft Dinner, despite my love for quite impressive (to me) routine of such would often still be dark. No doubt skunks workout, not to mention giving exercise to a cooking. For if current Prime Minister things and, well, the results speak for them- have white stripes for the very purpose of hundred other systems in my body, seems to Stephen Harper does something similar to selves, though modesty prevents me from being visible to runners at 5:20 a.m. be just the thing for feeling a little more alert what I love doing, then I assume I must be flaunting them. Nevertheless, John would occasionally and energetic. Of course, coffee helps too. doing something right. “I’ll never be able to Some will naturally ask, “Will jogging or stumble upon one. Thus far he had not been Then there’s the economic angle. Jogging give my kids a billion-dollar company, but running improve my grades?” Believe it: sprayed. But the possibility was always or running is, in the words of many a gradu- Laureen and I are saving for their educa- your grades will improve. Studies show it. there. It has been well documented in action ate of the Richard Ivey School of Business at tion,” said the then-aspiring Conservative Actually, I don’t know if studies show it, but movies that people can outrun fireballs, but Western University, “dirt cheap.” All you leader in 2004. “And I have actually cooked they should. The physical exercise will skunk spray? I have my doubts. need is a pair of running shoes. Well, in them Kraft Dinner – I like to add wieners.” affect every physical organ in your body, I started jogging in university. I had never most jurisdictions you also need a little more I’ve probably gone through close to a including the source of improved grades: been much of an athlete, so this was a seri- clothing, but you get the picture. Not a lot of dozen boxes of Kraft Dinner – all by myself, your brain. Besides, there’s feeling of suc- ous challenge for me. Every morning, I’d capital outlay required. Besides that, the I might add. And I’ve loved every minute of cess that comes from doing a run each day. put on my running outfit and cover a kilo- world is your gym. Sidewalks and trails are it. Right from ripping open the box with a And that can motivate you to find that same metre and half or so. Not that much, I admit, free. Oval tracks are there for the taking youthful exuberance to carefully measuring feeling of success from staying on top of but for me a considerable accomplishment. behind high schools and around soccer fields out the butter and milk so that I don’t ruin your assignments. Soon I had a running partner, Walter. all across this great land. the proportions. I’m addicted to the stuff, Running. With any luck, your report card Walter was a little more ambitious. Six laps And whenever you need to spice up your probably just like you, and there is no turn- will thank you. every morning. What’s that, about two and a routine, you can always throw in some ing back. KD for the win. 9 Volume 45 Issue No. 5 September 24, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ LIFESTYLES Bravestation as tribal as Nickelback to sacrifice to see that connection fostered; it’s the bands that put in the effort that we’re the most BOBBYISMS appreciative to connect with in BOBBY FOLEY return. Toronto’s Bravestation knows a lot about hard work. Brothers I write about random things a lot. Derek and Devin Wilson (guitars I write a lot about random things. and vocals/bass, respectively), For example, Ben Rispin of Saint Andrew Heppner (keys and elec- Alvia recently fired up a debate on tronics) and Jeremy Rossetti Facebook when he compared (drums) have been working for a Nickelback to Alice In Chains, long time toward the release of inciting lament, a little outrage and Giants & Dreamers, their debut a lot of YouTube clips. Albeit jok- full-length album. ing, Rispin isn’t wrong – the bands A boldly artistic effort, the PHOTO COURTESY OF INDOOR RECESS have a lot in common, including album placed its musicians outside their arena rock pedigrees. of their comfort zones and created “For us, music is the main part of The band returns to London on you know, four publications wrote While people have mixed opin- a uniquely atmospheric pop sound, the creation process, but as individ- September 27 at Call The Office, articles saying it and it just sort of ions and swift reactions to so wonderfully reminiscent of retro uals we all really enjoy being cre- bringing their signature sound and took off.” Nickelback, it seems all too often New Wave that it becomes easy to ative,” explained Derek Wilson, terrific new album with them. A Bravestation plays Call The that people forget the grind they be so distracted by the whole as to taking time to speak to Interrobang word of warning to anyone looking Office this week with Nightbox endured to earn their place on the miss the beauty in the details: the less than an hour before the band them up online, however; accord- and Jinja Safari, the show is 19- radio. Once entirely independent, timeless quality to the lyrics, the opened Imagine Dragons’ sold-out ing to Wilson, the band describing plus and admission is $10. For the band worked hard to surface on organic percussive textures show in Toronto last week. Wilson themselves online as ‘tribal’ is more on the band and their album, the scene years before they throughout, the very vision of served as director for both of the actually less a mission statement visit them online at released their breakthrough album, Swayze dancing away injustice and videos from Giants & Dreamers. than it is an homage. bravestation.tumblr.com or follow Silver Side Up, and if any band is disharmony. “It’s amazing when you have a “We got a review over in the them on Twitter @bravestation. able to relate to benefitting from There is a strong visual element vehicle like music that can get you U.K. from a guy who said we For more information on the show breaking on to radio at an oppor- to Giants & Dreamers, unmistak- into other fields,” he continued. “It sounded like quirky, tribal pop before September 27, visit callthe- tune time, surely it is Alice In able movement in the way they’ve was a cool opportunity for me to tunes,” Wilson explained, describ- office.com. Chains. crafted the album. Themselves figure out, ‘How can we visually ing how the band added that And for more music news, Everyone knows that bands have inspired, the band produced music represent this?’ I had never done description to their Twitter info. streams and more, consider follow- to work hard to make an impact on videos for two tracks on the album anything to do with film, but I “We just thought it was different, ing this column on Twitter listeners, beyond simply having a – “Signs of the Civilized” and immersed myself in it. We all just as opposed to saying, ‘We’re a @fsu_bobbyisms. Here’s hoping great song or album to offer. And “Western Thrills” – stepping into like to be creative, and the music is New Wave rock band,’ which is you find some time to dance, I’m you can always tell, too, the bands important roles to deliver the a great means for that, it’s fun.” just so boring. But the next thing out of words. that are willing to go the extra mile, vision they pursued. 10 LIFESTYLES Volume 45 Issue No. 5 September 24, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/

Half a Dino set to release an album that’s completely fun wanted to work with a group of people that was pretty diverse. There were a lot of other bands that MY 15 MINUTES we could have included, but we WITH... TAYLOR MARSHALL wanted a little bit of everything to put in there. Every band that’s on the album we’ve booked a show If you have heard of APK Live with in the last year.” (340 Wellington St.), then you You guys recently held a CD have no doubt heard of Half a Dino release show here in London. and vice versa. If you haven’t, then How was the CD received? you should know that APK Live is “Well that event was kind of like a venue that features tons of bands a thank-you to everyone involved and great entertainment, and Half a with it and to give the people who Dino is a production company that were involved with it a chance to books live music shows at APK listen to it before the actual release Live. Matt Trocchi and the rest of date. It went over well, though. I his Half a Dino team have been think everyone was really proud of hard at work with their new album, the work we put together. a compilation of songs from local September 27 is the actual release artists and bands, due out date and when we will actually September 27. I got the chance to have it available for sale to the do an interview with him to talk public. We put it on Bandcamp on about how the album came to be September 17, just to give people a and about his love for local talent: chance to listen to it beforehand so On the new album, you feature they will get excited for the show.” 12 local artists. What about these Are you always looking for CREDIT: AMANDA GRANT artists caught your eye? local talent to work/play with? (From left) Nathan Lamb, Matt Trocchi, Steve Lourenco and Andrew Dal Cin are Half a Dino, a collective that “It’s all bands that we have “Yeah, definitely, we always try books shows at APK Live. Half a Dino will release a compilation album of local artists’ songs this month. worked with for the last 12 months. to get local bands exposed and pair We have met them through playing them up with some of the bigger local bands. There is always room For more information on Half a a Dino’s new album in advance at in shows and at Canadian music bands coming through. There is for more and we are always on the Dino and APK Live, visit bandcamp.com, or on the actual events. We kind of decided that we always a need for more popular lookout.” apklive.com. Also be sure get Half release date on September 27. Klarka Weinwurm brings Nova Scotia folk-rock to London

AROOJ HUSSAIN songs. INTERROBANG “His were pretty simple songs, “Melodic grit” is how Klarka in terms of the guitar chords, and a Weinwurm describes her sound on good way to start to learn,” she her latest album, Continental said. She also grew up listening to Drag. The 11-song EP she the Beatles and Paul Simon. released on September 4 is filled A native of Brampton, Ontario, with an array of mellow folk-rock Weinwurm moved to Nova Scotia melodies and driving guitar riffs, six years ago, and started to hone and the young Canadian indie her musical skills and style. She artist is bringing that sound to The credited Jon McKiel, another Black Shire Pub on September 29. Nova Scotian artist she has played Her songs are a combination of with before, for helping her dis- steady rhythmic beats, guitar and cover the kind of music she want- ukulele solos, and a strong but ed to make. slightly haunting voice can keep “I got a feel for the rock side,” you listening all day. The first sin- she said. It was a big progression gle off the album, “Pictures,” is from the music she released on her the perfect example of that combi- debut EP in 2009, titled EP. nation, and it will make your head “Those were simple, basic folk bob to each guitar strum. The songs. I just wanted to get some- clever lyrics of “Sasquatch,” thing out there.” which she wrote on a train from She began recording Jasper, Alberta, are accompanied Continental Drag in February by a slower, mellower tempo that 2011, and since she had written the CREDIT: PIGEONROW.COM Klarka Weinwurm will be performing at The Black Shire Pub on September 29. is no less pleasing to the ear. songs over the past three to five Listening to Continental Drag, years, it took just a month to com- she said. “It was a learning at all ... You have to like what promotional tour through the you would never guess Weinwurm plete the album. However, it was process, to learn the business side you’re making.” Maritimes and Eastern Canada. started learning guitar at the age of the financial side of the business of music.” Don’t miss Weinwurm at The You can also get her album, 15 on an old instrument that was that kept the album from being “But I do it because I love doing Black Shire Pub (511 Talbot St.) Continental Drag, on iTunes or in missing a few strings. She prac- officially released until now. it, otherwise I wouldn’t be doing it on September 29 as part of her stores. ticed by listening to Bob Dylan “It was financially frustrating,” Nuit Blanche awes, inspires, captivates

MOIRA-CHRISTELLE GHAZAL engulf all of downtown Toronto, ences,” he said, and this is the per- tags decorated each branch where World,” this exhibit will capture INTERROBANG closing Front Street right up to fect opportunity to do so. Nuit participants wrote a wish on a the audience with questions of dis- Scotiabank’s Nuit Blanche lives Bloor Street for the sole purpose of Blanche’s captivating and unsur- piece of paper and attached it, cre- aster and catharsis. up to its name and promises a exposing the masses to such an passed mishmash of amateur and ating a communal expression of Check out Nuit Blanche with a sleepless night filled with art artistic and unique experience. professional art should not be different dreams and wishes in the trip to Toronto organized by the exhibits one could only dream of. The event starts at 7 p.m. on taken for granted by students. form of what looked like, from Fanshawe Student Union. Tickets Originally started in Paris, September 29 and ends at sunrise, Last year, an estimated one mil- afar, beautiful white blossoms, cost $15 for students ($17 for non- France, Nuit Blanche allows the making for an interesting and lion people gathered to bear wit- thus bringing to life her late hus- students) and are sold at the Biz public to witness, and in some unique spin to how students can ness to art pieces in a variety of band John Lennon’s quote: “A Booth on campus – this includes cases, be a part of contemporary art pull an all-nighter. Think fine arts locations like schools, public parks dream you dream alone is only a transportation to and from Toronto. in ways that they may otherwise be meets contemporary media and get and even churches. dream. A dream you dream togeth- The bus leaves to head back home unable to experience it. It was first ready to be in awe. In Nuit Blanche 2008, Yoko er is reality.” to London at 2 a.m., so plan ahead brought to Toronto in 2006 and is John Young, the Fanshawe Ono set up her piece titled Specially created for this sixth to make sure you squeeze in as now in its sixth year. Student Union’s operations man- “Imagine Peace” suspended four annual event, the City of Toronto many exhibits as you can! Visit It is a free event and has over ager, is enthusiastic about organiz- stories high in the air, illuminated has produced an exhibition of 14 scotiabanknuitblanche.ca for more 150 art exhibits ranging from inter- ing this annual trip from London to from below, seemingly isolated, projects around the area of information on the event. active to static to unusual to even Toronto to attend this event. “It is until viewers approached it from a Toronto’s City Hall and Nathan exceptional pieces. Art exhibits by important for students to experi- different angle to be met with a Phillips Square. Cleverly dubbed local and international artists will ence different unique art experi- majestic row of Wish Trees. White “The Museum for the End of the 11 Volume 45 Issue No. 5 September 24, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ LIFESTYLES

Just can’t get rid of those zombies?

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The supernatural craze has been captivating the North American movie-going public for some time CREDIT: RAFY now; everything from vampires to Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil: Retribution. werewolves to aliens have been plaguing screens across the coun- track down those responsible for Afterlife. Once again, Guillory try. Well, get ready for some more creating and unleashing the t-Virus plays a tough girl just trying to kill zombie outbreak action in yet in a continued attempt to save the zombies. another installment of the once- humanity. Joined once again by Jill Joining the franchise in this popular Resident Evil franchise, and Rain, though in unexpected installment is young Aryana Retribution. forms, and creating new alliances Engineer, whose character Becky Resident Evil: Retribution picks with those looking to take down has somewhat of a Ripley/Newt up right where the previous four Umbrella, Alice resumes her relationship going on with Alice. films left off: Alice is still fighting never-ending mission. Cute and charming, Engineer the Umbrella Corporation, which The cast of Resident Evil: proves to lighten up and energize is still trying to capture Alice and Retribution is filled with familiar this otherwise tired cast. make more and more clones of her faces and a few newcomers as The trouble with the Resident in an attempt to stop the zombie- well. Stepping once more into her Evil franchise now is that they creating t-Virus that they them- lead role as Alice is Milla keep beating at the same dead selves created. Basically you’ve Jovovich, who is admittedly a top- horse. No new developments have got more Alice, more zombies and class zombie killer. Jovovich really occurred in the story thus far more ass-kicking. proves that she still has what it and things are more or less where In Retribution, Alice has been takes to fight, maim and kill the they were when the series began. kidnapped by the Umbrella undead with just as much vigour as Zombies are still ravaging the earth Corporation and awakens deep she has in the previous four films. and Alice and Umbrella are still within one of their underground Also reprising her role of zom- locked in a desperate battle with CREDIT: MGM STUDIOS safe havens. Her escape plans take bie-killer is Michelle Rodriguez as one another. Why did Hollywood feel the need to remake The Girl With The Dragon her deeper and deeper underground Rain, though she is in a somewhat If you are interested in seeing Tattoo with only slight changes from the original? and in turn reveal more and more different incarnation this time the same things you’ve already titillating details about her mysteri- around. Rodriguez is her typical seen four times, then by all means, ous past with the Corporation. bad-girl self, even when she is rush out to see Retribution, but if Once she is finally able to make playing good. Reprising her role of you’re tired of the same old story, her escape and breach the surface, Jill is Sienna Guillory, who fans then this one is better skipped. Remake mania Alice goes back on the hunt to will know from Apocalypse and Baywatch reunion flick a sexy affair stifling creativity Granted, it wasn’t in English, but the subtitles were clear and easy to McGee’s Movie read. An easily available, easily Cinema Connoisseur Moments digestible movie going experience. ALLEN GAYNOR ALISON MCGEE So why then did the bigwigs at www.cinemaconn.com [email protected] the studios decide that since the books had achieved massive popu- I remember a time when every larity and the films had proved Baywatch: Hawaiian new movie that came out in the- profitable in Sweden did they atres was exactly that: a new decide they needed to create an Wedding (2003) movie. Sure, there was a tasteful English-language version for homage every now and then to one themselves? The thing that I find of the classics or perhaps a parody terribly confusing about the of one of the not-so-classics. Still, Dragon Tattoo remake is that Sexual Awareness Days are each and every movie that came given the fact it was created to be once again upon us here at out was unique. It had a new story more relatable and homespun for Fanshawe. That means that there is to tell, and a new way to tell it. American audiences, why is it still going to be a lot of sexual content Sadly, that seems to no longer be set in Sweden and filled with in this publication – I’ve heard CREDIT: 20TH CENTURY FOX the case. Swedish actors – with the glaring rumours that the word ‘urethra’ is The cast of Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding poses for a promotional picture. In the past few years, exception, of course, of the leads? actually going to be printed, Hollywood has been inundating It is simply mind-boggling. though I can’t confirm that. Now pubescence. opening of CJ’s Bar & Grill by one the movie-going public with I don’t know about the rest of some people might not want to In one of the darkest moments in of the series’ most popular charac- everything from international you, but I don’t want to pay hear about this. Some people stand television history, Hasselhoff’s ters, C.J. Parker (Pamela remakes to TV shows being turned umpteen dollars for a ticket to a in the darkness. Afraid to step into iconic character Mitch Buchannon Anderson). When one thinks of into movies to remakes of movie that I’ve already seen. Why the light. But for those who do died in a boating accident. The sex, one often thinks of Pamela American movies, some of which would I bother when I could want to hear about a rather arous- world mourned, and if I remember Anderson. Hell, when one has sex, aren’t more than a few years old. instead stay in the comfort of my ing film, I’ll be ready, never you correctly, Elton John re-recorded one is often thinking of Pamela Someone, at some point, has to own home or, better yet, go out and fear, to share with you my analysis “Candle in the Wind” in Mitch’s Anderson. Canada’s greatest question what the purpose of this experience the world, and get even of the sexiest film ever captured on honour. export has done it all in show busi- is. Is this a profit-driven move on more entertainment value? celluloid that doesn’t have to be But cheer up, world! It turns out ness. From assisting Tim Allen the part of the studios, or is it sim- I have heard that there have been sold covered in a brown paper bag. Mitch is alive and well, and had with his tools in Home ply that there is no more creativity so many remakes in recent years I am, of course, referring to actually just been suffering from Improvement to assisting ex-hus- left in Hollywood? because the film industry is strug- Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding. amnesia. He’s got himself a band Tommy Lee with his tool in Let’s take for example last gling and they want to go with Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding fiancée, and is headed back to the an infamous sex tape, Pamela has year’s The Girl with the Dragon what they know works. But at is a 2003 film that reunited many beach to visit some friends and tie always handled herself with the Tattoo. Originally this film was some point I think this plan is of the key players from the mon- the knot. But Mitch’s friends and utmost grace and dignity. released in Sweden under its prop- going to backfire on the studios. At strous hit TV show Baywatch. co-workers are suspicious of his Baywatch: Hawaiian Wedding er title Män som hatar kvinnor in some point, the audience is going David Hasselhoff, Pamela new love’s motives. Things go is a fitting conclusion to one of the 2009, and though it wasn’t to wise up and come to the realiza- Anderson, Yasmine Bleeth, Gena from bad to worse when Mitch’s most important series in television released through any major theatre tion that they are being fed regur- Lee Nolin, Carmen Electra and the arch-nemesis Mason Sato returns history. So in honour of Sexual chains in Canada (such as gitated flicks. Connoisseur’s personal favourite to put the kibosh not only on the Awareness Days here at Fanshawe, Cineplex Odeon), it had a wide I know I am anxiously waiting Nicole Eggert all return to don the wedding, but on Mitch himself. be sure to yank it… off the shelf of release in nearly every independ- for that day to come... red speedos that ushered an entire Another subplot involves the your local DVD retailer. ent theatre in North America. generation of youngsters through 12 LIFESTYLES Volume 45 Issue No. 5 September 24, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ Shia LaBeouf in the buff

MELANIE ANDERSON Knabe suggested it’s his gender INTERROBANG that makes this case particularly Shia LaBeouf has transformed interesting. “We can just look at himself from child TV star to major Miley Cyrus, Disney’s Hannah movie star to… porn star? LaBeouf Montana – now all of a sudden landed a role in director Lars von she’s super sexed up. It’s less com- Trier’s upcoming drama mon that we turn to look at male Nymphomaniac, where he will strip child stars who then end up doing down and perform some “genuine” something risqué.” sex scenes. He even admitted to LaBeouf has continuously sending sex tapes of him and his worked on his “big boy” image girlfriend (Karolyn Pho) to von since leaving the Disney series in Trier to land the role! 2003. He’s had big roles in films For those of you who remember such as Wall Street: Money Never LaBeouf as Louis Stevens from Sleeps, Disturbia and Indiana Disney’s hit TV show Even Jones and the Kingdom of the CREDIT: WALT DISNEY STUDIOS AND IMDB PHOTOS Stevens, this may be difficult to Crystal Skull, and he really made a Shia LaBeouf’s transformation from silly to sexy. imagine. But according to Susan name for himself after landing the Nymphomaniac is centred around. orgasm on screen,” Knabe pointed do you cross the line? Knabe, assistant professor in the starring role in the Transformers The film will be released in “hard- out, “but rather how von Trier is The fact that LaBeouf has a girl- Faculty of Media Studies and the trilogy. His leading roles have core” and “softcore” versions. The actually helping to reimagine friend has placed his decision under Faculty of Women’s Studies at given him the opportunity for some plot focuses on female protagonist female sexuality in a way that could much scrutiny. But, besides the Western University, this could be steamy scenes with actresses such Charlotte Gainsbourg as Jo, a self- be more progressive.” So this could possibility of damaging his rela- the image he is trying to break. “He as Megan Fox, Sarah Roemer and diagnosed nymphomaniac who be more than a media ploy. tionship, Knabe suggested that comes out of the Disney franchise, Carey Mulligan, but nothing quite recounts her life. “The narrative, it LaBeouf does identify himself as LaBeouf could complete these so you know there’s the kind of like what we might witness in seems, is about her sexual desire a “method” actor, using techniques scenes without ruining his reputa- innocence and purity that gets asso- Nymphomaniac. and her escapades throughout her that have been highly criticized by tion. “I think that one of the differ- ciated with Disney … I think that if Von Trier has been known to life, so I’m guessing probably what the public. It was reported that he ences that happens between men you want to actually reinvent your- experiment with “real sex” scenes will happen is that he (LaBeouf) drank moonshine on the set of and women is that he will not nec- self and cut the ties with the good and erotic images. His company will be one vignette in her story,” Lawless and took acid in The essarily have to answer to this for boy you might have once been, Zentropa was the first mainstream Knabe said. Although discovering Necessary Death of Charlie the rest of his life, whereas I think doing a film like this will actually film company to produce hardcore female sexuality isn’t an uncom- Countryman to help portray his if he were a woman who was doing allow you to do that.” pornographic films. What’s inter- mon narrative, von Trier has prom- characters more accurately. There this, that would always be men- He’s not the only Disney star esting is that many of his porn films ised to do something unique with is something about “realness” that tioned. I think he can do this and who has tried to break the innocent focus on female desire and female the storyline. “It’s less about contributes to the overall effect a walk away with it.” and wholesome stereotype, but sexuality, which is what whether Shia LaBeouf ... has an film has on its viewers, but where Get Stuffed a gut-bustin’ good time

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FOR MORE INFORMATION: Jocelyn Wentland: sexresearchandthecity.com Dr. Carlen Costa: facebook.com/SexyLivingWithCarlen

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You never know when you might meet the person of your dreams. Whether you’re on campus or at the bar, sexpert Dr. Robin Milhausen has some tips on how to land the hottie across the hall or stick around for date number two.

AT THE BAR Turn On: Eye contact. ON A FIRST DATE Turn On: AFTER SEX Turn On: Do what I call the You gotta watch the cues, gotta look Asking a lot of questions and “Post-Game Wrap Up.” Comment with your at a person who’s appealing from really communicating that you’re partner about what you liked best about across the crowded room and see interested in hearing the answers. that encounter. It’s a good time to give if they return your gaze. Turn Off: Turn Off: Talking all about yourself positive feedback. You don’t need to give Unsolicited groping. or your ex-relationship. negative feedback like, “Oh, that really sucked when you made that sound or called DURING THE DEED Turn On: Communicating to your partner me your girlfriend’s name.”Turn Off: Leaving with words or gestures that there’s no place you’d rather be. right away unless that’s something you’ve Enthusiasm in the bedroom is huge, and oftentimes more negotiated. Making someone sleep in the arousing than skill. Turn Off: Wearing socks. “wet spot” if you haven’t used a condom. 27 Volume 45 Issue No. 5 September 24, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ LIFESTYLES

Cover letter tip #1: Don’t say “dude” Resumes and cover letters bative attitude. As I sat down to chat, I was met with a spiel some- team and leadership skills and may thing like this: “Why are you here demonstrate to an employer how THE REAL WORLD wasting my time? People are CAREER CORNER committed you are to achieving Jeffrey Reed applying for jobs with an extraor- Susan Coyne goals. Volunteer positions and [email protected] Career Services dinary amount of experience that Consultant career-related interests or activities you don’t have. (She waived a pile Fanshawe Career Services seem to be of most interest to A cover letter, resume and inter- of resumes in my face). I don’t employers. view: for many students in search have a job for you, sorry.” And that A well-written resume and cover Should resumes include refer- of the Holy Grail of jobs, they are was the end of that job interview. letter are often critical to a candi- ences? often thought of as a trio of neces- The lesson learned from this date’s success in today’s employ- Sixty per cent of employers sary evils. In fact, many students experience: expect the unexpected CREDIT: GOSSIPCOP.COM ment market. So, to ensure that the advised NOT to include references simply throw a Hail Mary pass when entering the job market. A Unless you’re applying for a job to advice given to students and grad- when applying for a job. Fewer when seeking employment, rather well-written, concise cover letter work for Jeff Lebowski, don’t start uates is as current as possible, a and fewer employers are checking than fearlessly tackling this trio. can help you get a job interview. A your cover letter with “Hey, Dude.” resume and cover letter question- references prior to an interview. I’m guessing that since the first solid, well-written resume outlin- naire was sent in July 2011 to Generally, references are pursued day of classes, your professors ing valuable education and job and a little luck also go a long way approximately 300 employers. only if a candidate shows promise have trumpeted the importance of skills will help your chances of in the hiring process. Not too long Employers were asked to respond during the interview and if the getting your cover letters and gaining employment. And a confi- ago, I sat down with an employer to a variety of questions geared employer is considering an offer of resumes in order, as well as the dent, professional persona will see who wished to hire a contract specifically to the content of employment. As a courtesy to the importance of preparing for job you do well during the interview worker for a position starting in resumes and covering letters. employer, simply state that “refer- interviews. Rather than offer a process. But, to quote Forrest less than one week. After a brief Responses were received from 95 ences are available upon request.” complete list of dos and don’ts for Gump, “Life is like a box of choco- information session, I was handed employers and they represent a If you are invited to an inter- finding that perfect job, allow me lates. You never know what you’re a contract and hired on the spot. broad range of business and indus- view, you are expected to provide to offer some stories from my gonna get.” Although I entered the meeting try. complete reference information experiences with career advance- Last month, my own editorial confident (not cocky), I was still (names, company information and RESUMES ment – consider them part of that assistant took a four-month leave surprised at how quickly I was current phone numbers) and make Should resumes be two pages good, bad and ugly I wrote about in of absence, so I advertised for a offered the job. Perhaps it was sure to advise your references that in length? an earlier column. temporary replacement and because I had long ago discarded they will be contacted. Work- or Eighty per cent of employers As a self-employed freelance received numerous applications that skinny leather tie and ugly school-related references are pre- prefer a two-page resume. Many communications professional, I via email. As I am with my own faux leather shoes. ferred, so reconsider listing your employers commented that have years of experience in both students here at Fanshawe College, There’s nothing ugly about next-door neighbour or other per- resumes longer than two pages seeking jobs and in hiring employ- I was awestruck by many of their being prepared for a job interview. sonal references. may not be read. For each job you ees. Here are a few tales from the qualifications and job experience. The most important elements to General comments on apply to, make sure you tailor your truth-is-stranger-than-fiction However, the e-mail introductions finding a job that’s right up your resumes: resume to that job by including department. and cover letters were another alley are being prepared for the Quite clearly the message from your relevant education, skills and Shortly upon my graduation story. I actually had one applicant expected and unexpected; creating employers is that they expect job work experience. from Fanshawe College in the address me as “Dude.” I’m not a thorough, well-structured seekers to itemize their relevant Should resumes follow a early 1980s, I spotted an advertise- operating a surf board shop, so I resume; writing a concise, profes- skills and abilities and to target chronological format? ment in The London Free Press for passed on that one. sional cover letter; and walking their resumes specifically for each Nearly all (98 per cent) pre- an executive assistant in the sports I’m sure my own students are into a job interview with a smile, job applied to. Many employers ferred a reverse chronological for- management field. This was during sick of me saying each class, “If firm handshake and confident atti- emphasized that candidates need to mat. List your most recent educa- an era when most want ads you are a strong writer, you will tude. pay attention to detail as too many tion and experience first as the appeared in our daily newspaper, always have a job,” but it’s true. Just make sure you don’t address resumes are received with most recent information tends to rather than online. I polished my For many, writing is a lost art – your prospective employer as spelling/grammatical errors or be the most relevant and it also resume and my faux leather shoes like cover letters and resumes, a “dude.” incorrect information on them. makes your resume easier to fol- (complete with tassels), penned necessary evil. A well-written Award-winning journalist Remember, your resume should be low. Be sure to include the specif- what I thought was a clever cover cover letter will open the door to a Jeffrey Reed is a Fanshawe neat, clear, concise and easy to ic time frame for each experience, letter, put on a skinny leather tie myriad of opportunities. It’s the College professor with the read in 30 seconds. Proofread care- don’t just list “2010 – 2011,” (cut me some slack, this was the written equivalent of a strong Corporate Communication and fully as your resume and cover let- include the months, e.g. “May early ’80s) and marched confident- handshake and smile. First impres- Public Relations post-graduate ter are examples of your written 2010 – June 2011.” ly into that executive’s office, sions are imperative in today’s job program and an instructor with communication skills. Should resumes include career ready to take on the world. market. Fanshawe’s Continuing Education objectives? COVER LETTERS What I wasn’t prepared for was No matter how well prepared department. E-mail him at Eighty per cent of the respon- Is a cover letter important in that prospective employer’s com- you are for a job interview, timing [email protected]. dents indicated a preference for the application process? career objectives in some manner. Seventy-seven per cent of Often the career objective is the employers responded in favour of first thing an employer reads, so candidates including a cover letter. Long-lasting makeup for make sure it relates to the position This is an opportunity to provide applied to. State what skills you additional information on why you bring to the job and what you can are right for the position and how do for the employer, not just what your experience and education a sexy night out you want in a position with them. relates to the job you are seeking. Should skills be included? 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List specific examples so personally address your cover One of the reasons some women pact powders as they contain gums they are long-lasting), some of the of where and how you acquired letter and explain how your skills don’t like to be too adventurous and binders that make makeup look best being Smashbox’s Be your skills. Remember transferable and experience meet the require- with their makeup when they are caked on). Legendary and Lancôme’s Rouge skills are often subjective, so back ments of the position. A good going out is because they are afraid As for the eyes, there are a few in Love. Avoid putting on too them up in terms of work, school cover letter should demonstrate of it turning into a disaster halfway options you can use, either alone or much lip gloss as this will make the or volunteer experience. Include a your professionalism and provide through their night. If dark, smokey together. Eye primers are of course lipstick slippery and will have a ‘Summary’ or ‘Highlights’ section insight into your language and eyes, eyelashes and deep lip the best way to keep the eyeshadow greater tendency to smudge. on the top of your resume to pro- writing skills. Employers also look colours aren’t applied properly, from flaking. Lise Watier’s and After you finish applying all vide the reader with a snapshot of for correct spelling and grammar, they will tend to smudge easily and Cover FX’s eye primers seem to your makeup, I would recommend your related skills, education and so pay attention to detail and be noticeably disastrous. However, work the best as they have no powdering your face one last time achievements. For each position proofread carefully. And remem- there is no need to worry as there colour and can make any eyeshad- to get rid of any shine. Now to hold you apply to, make sure you ber, one typo is one too many. are tons of tips and techniques you ow look flawless. 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BEST IN LATE NIGHT COMIC RELIEF

THE LATE LATE SHOW CONAN with Craig Ferguson with Conan O’Brien Prince was on The View this morning. Arnold Schwarzenegger has writ- The musician Prince, not the royal ten a new book about his affair with prince. You could tell because he was his Hispanic housekeeper, and the fully clothed. book is actually called Total Recall. Today an Italian magazine published In response, she's written a book 26 pages of Kate Middleton topless. I about their affair called Alien vs. hope Elton John doesn’t write a song Predator. about it. Mitt Romney is trailing in the This week was the 40th anniversary polls. After being accused of being of The Price Is Right. The big anniver- too vague, Romney's campaign team sary special was on Tuesday and Bob says they will start being more spe- says he wasn't asked to be part of it. cific. When asked when, they said, In College; Apparently, The Price Is Right said to its “Soon-ish.” No one Listens fans, “Come on down — but not you, Tom Cruise is being accused of till you fart. Bob Barker. You stay right there.” having the Church of Scientology There was an earthquake in audition women to be his wife. I Beverly Hills. We didn’t even don't know what the prob- have time to pick up all the bro- lem is. At least someone ken pieces of Cher from in this economy is actually the last one. still hiring.

LATE NIGHT JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE with Jimmy Fallon with Jimmy Kimmel The CEO of IKEA announced that Today is the one-year anniversary he will retire next year after 34 years of the Occupy Wall Street protests. with the company. Of course, it was Remember those? They stomped out awkward when IKEA just gave him greed forever. pieces of a gold watch with instruc- Mitt Romney was meeting with tions on how to put it together. the Hispanic Chamber of I read that the Apple executive Commerce. He’s looking for a who designed the iPhone just housekeeper for his place in La bought a new $17 million mansion Jolla. in California. And if there’s any jus- Mitt Romney was on Live With tice at all, he’ll find out the new Kelly and Michael. At one point Mitt house isn’t compatible with any of was asked what he wears to bed. He the furniture from his last house. said as little as possible. It’s the Mitt Romney took some time off same philosophy that Mitt has in from campaigning to watch his grand- regard to paying taxes. son’s soccer game. Though it Mitt also admitted on the show got awkward when one team that his guilty pleasures pulled their goalie and are peanut butter and Romney was like, “Look at jelly sandwiches and that — another job lost under chocolate milk. Even his Nerds President Obama.” guilty pleasures are boring. Bus Stop 29 Volume 45 Issue No. 5 September 24, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ LIFESTYLES

Across 1. “S.O.S.!” 5. “Cast Away” setting 9. Color of honey 14. Missing from the Marines, say 15. Appear 16. Discover Aries (March 21 - April 19) Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 22) 17. Stiff hair Aries enters a period of self- Libra strives for universal 18. Head of the priestly tribe of examination. Feelings and reac- agreement, but these days the uni- Israel tions in one part of your life don’t verse has other ideas. Avert your 19. Alloy of copper and zinc necessarily apply to another. eyes from someone else’s disaster. 20. Queen Victoria’s fourth Beware of going overboard on In the end, you can only look out daughter comfort foods. for your own interests. 23. Space agency Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Scorpio (Oct. 23 - Nov. 21) 24. Clock standard (abbr.) The follower turns into the Assume that you’ll win, and 25. Ladies’ undergarment leader. The only voices that you maybe everyone will be convinced 27. Not retail by your certainty. Broaden your heed are those of ambition and 33. By oneself ambitions while keeping emotion- adventure. The only companions 34. Location of the first garden that you need are those who will ally in touch. Your vigor sustains 35. Negative vote gladly tag along. you through anything that happens. 36. Masculine side Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21) Gemini is ready for a different Good taste is more than a matter 37. Fast runners scheme. Eagerness shades to impa- of appetite. Dig deep in case the 39. Conceal tience. You want to convert all of very best is at the very bottom of 40. Barely get, with “out” this talk into action, but others are the pile. Your explorations may 41. Bombard still having their conversation. not result in success, but you’ll 42. English river Cancer (June 21 - July 22) feel better for trying. 43. Publish in installments Everyone is welcome. Other Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19) 46. Brought into play 5. Small specks on a globe 33. “The ___ have it” Signs may complain, but Cancer is Hesitation is a waste of the per- 47. Sis’s counterpart 6. Go up and down 37. Serf overjoyed at a fresh start. Your fect opportunity. Run in a straight 48. Contact, e.g. 7. Chief monetary units of 38. “Aladdin” prince instincts are reliable. Boundaries line without looking to either side. 50. Second-largest body of water Bulgaria 39. Annoying are observed but not enforced. The You might be simplifying the pic- in the Northwest Territories 8. Disney’s “___ and the 41. Santa Claus, Macy’s, Rose honour system is in effect. ture, but that’s the only way to get 57. Bizarre Detectives” Bowl, e.g. Leo (July 23 - August 22) things done right now. 58. Run with long strides 9. Egg white 42. Month If you’re relying on the force of Aquarius (Jan. 20 - Feb. 18) 59. 2008 computer animated fami- 10. Has coming 44. Spain and Portugal your personality, think again. Turn You’re dealing with a thin, ly comedy film 11. Bleats 45. Go by, as time flickering attention span. If you down your volume and open your 60. Beast of Borden 12. European language 49. Flip ears. Things are not what they have internal discomfort, treat 61. Its capital was Moscow (abbr.) 13. “ER” extras 50. Neuter yourself better immediately. If seem. Your unconscious mind is 62. Pesky insects you’d rather be elsewhere, just 21. Superman’s outerwear 51. Acclivity tuned in to what’s happening. 63. “Don’t get any funny ___!” Virgo (August 23 - Sept. 22) make your excuses and go there. 22. Longing looks 52. Urban blight 64. Convene Praise and acclaim come from Pisces (Feb. 18 - March 20) 25. Quench 53. ___ one’s mind 65. Farm animal both outside and inside your sup- Great things happen around 26. St. Anthony, notably 54. Money-exchange business port group. All at once, you’re water. Whether you’re out sailing Down 28. Avis rival 55. Industrial city in N.W city doing everything right. Water or just toasting life with your sports 1. Door fastener 29. Lyric poem 56. Formerly moves Earth with irresistible force. bottle, that favourite element is a 2. Pitcher 30. Cartoon art 57. Chinese dynasties Good advice finally pays off. source of cosmic refreshment. 3. Basic monetary unit of Lesotho 31. Put on, as cargo Here’s looking at you, Pisces! 4. Arranging ahead of time 32. Views Solution on page 30

3. In the Aztec culture avocados 7. Male bats have the highest were considered so rate of homosexuality of any mam- sexually power- mal. Word Search ful, virgins were 8. Studies show that women who G J W D G U R A M M I N G N C restricted from went to college are more likely to contact with them. enjoy oral sex (giving and receiv- L T C U N N I L I N G U S E S 4. Marilyn Monroe, ing) than high school dropouts. O E O N K I A T E B O K R I T the most celebrated sex icon 9. A man’s beard grows fastest of the 20th century, confessed when he anticipates sex. N O I T A B R U T S A M X H S to a friend that despite her three hus- 10. In earlier times, masturba- T R T N R A H R N S E T H X K 1. Ithyphallophobia is a morbid bands and a parade of lovers, she tion was believed to lead to blind- fear of seeing, thinking about or had never had an orgasm. ness, madness, sudden death and E M G N I M M I R P Y H E T Y having an erect penis. 5. The average shelf-life of a other unpleasant diseases. Present L A L D L A N R G N Y O A O L 2. According to a survey of sex latex condom is about two years. research, however, shows no con- shop owners, cherry is the most 6. Formicophilia is the fetish for nection. Y G C A A I E N I A F T D N F popular flavor of edible underwear. having small insects crawl on your 11. A man will ejaculate approxi- T N K N T N I N C E H A T G R Chocolate is the least popular. genitals. mately 18 quarts of semen, contain- ing half a trillion sperm, in his life- S I F A I N E S L N K W O U E time. Sudoku Puzzle 12. The Geisha of Japan would Y D I L O L D L I A A L T E T not perform fellatio because it was G I B O C E A Y L I C A O N T considered demeaning for the cul- tured to do so. G R P E E T I L X S N T E G U 13. Sex is biochemically no dif- O S F X I X A M I S P T I P B ferent from eating large quantities of chocolate. D T T O B M I S S I O N A R Y 14. Males, on average, think Sexual Positions/Acts about sex every seven seconds. (Words in parentheses not in puzzle) 15. The earliest known illustra- Anal Fellatio Riding (Style) tion of a man using a condom dur- Butterfly Head-to-toe Rimming ing sexual intercourse is painted on Coital (Alignment Technique) Mallaka Sixty-nine the wall of a cave in France. It is Cunnilingus Masturbation Spooning dated between 12,000 and 15,000 Doggy Style Missionary (The Circling) Tongue years old. 16. A medical study conducted in Pennsylvania showed that people SEPTEM who have sex once or twice a week BER 17 2011 have their immune systems boosted slightly.

17. Sex is an incredibly healthy activity. It can cure headaches by KIOSK QUIZ ANSWER unlocking tensed blood vessels in a HEALTH SER person’s brain. It can clear up a VICES WALK-IN TIMES ARE WEEK stuffy nose, asthma and hay fever DAYS, 11AM - 1PM ONLY. because having sex is actually an YOU CAN BOOK AN AP POINTMENT T antihistamine. O SEE A 18. When a woman has sex, it DOCTOR IN SC1001 puzzle rating: medium , releases estrogen into her body. MONDAY THRO Fill in the grid so that every row, every column and every 3x3 grid con- UGH FRI DAY, 8AM – 5PM. Estrogen makes a woman’s hair tains the digits 1 through 9. That means no number is repeated in any col- PRIZES SPON shiny and her skin soft and smooth. SORED BY CHARTWELLS umn, row or box. Solution can be found on page 30. 30 SPORTS&LEISURE Volume 45 Issue No. 5 September 24, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/

Match fixing in Canada

FANSHAWE FC MARTY THOMPSON sensandsoccerfan@hot- mail.com twitter: @martythompson_

The Canadian Soccer League is a minor league. It’s Canada’s only ‘professional’ league, even though it’s mostly semi-pro. Clubs are nearly family businesses (includ- ing our own London City) and are rarely given any time in the media, until now. Recently, CBC and Metro ran an interesting piece into match fixing in the small-time league. One would ask, why fix the results to bet on such a small league? The answer is, as it always is, money. The match reporter Ben Rycroft CREDIT: JONATHON BRODIE focused his work on a game that A Toronto Croatia player collides with a London City player in City’s home CREDIT: MYCYCLINGBIKE.COM featured the Trois-Rivieres Attak opener this season. Hitting the gym too hard can lead to exhaustion. and Toronto Croatia in 2009. A bribe of $20,000 was given to four game in London. London City has felt by the many small clubs that players on the team, yet possibly been marked by a few questionable dot the landscape. Obviously hundreds of thousands of dollars events this season. Players have Major League Soccer teams are could have been wagered on that been in the door almost as fast as doing well, but those are only three Three stages of game on major gambling websites, they’re out, the manager left major markets. This brings me to almost all of which have CSL halfway through the season (after my next point: the players are suf- games as wageable ventures. going to Europe and then telling fering the most in this situation. The CSL has a lot of problems the club he wasn’t coming back) With such little structure and that are almost always visible. The and the new owner based in action like this regularly occurring, workout stress clubs are run by volunteers, own- Hamilton hasn’t been around the how is Canada supposed to devel- ers are sometimes non-existent and club or games. op talent outside of the three acad- program?” then you’re right again. the players are constantly being All the while the financing of the emy systems? After all, only three I find this to be one of the most turned over. Some up-and-coming clubs has gone into question as proper player academies cannot neglected bits that trainers fail to Canadian stars are playing in this well. It was leaked in a wiretap that properly serve the 30 million peo- FUN AND FITNESS educate their clients about. They league, yet this isn’t a very good the men who worked the match ple in this country and the thou- RICK MELO don’t take the time to explain this atmosphere for these players to fixing in the CSL in 2009 were sands of soccer players that take [email protected] resistance phase and newcomers play in, including here in London. looking to buy a team. London the sport seriously. develop these concerns that the ini- In fact, transcripts from an inter- City is the newest team to be given Hopefully this can be a start to General adaptation syndrome is tial soreness from hell will be a view Rycroft did with an anony- to new owners. creating a proper league that can a nice way of describing how your continuous plague over their bod- mous player who had supposedly The problem with the CSL is produce proper players. The trans- body responds to the stress of a ies. I don’t think anyone would been approached with a bribe to that no one cares, really. Canadian parency this report brings could training exercise. As you stress want to train hard if that were the throw the game show the player soccer has blossomed in the past very easily clean up the league and your body, it goes through three case. None of us would be able to was also approached during a decade or so, but very little to the game in this country. almost none of that growth is being different stages: the alarm stage, get out of our beds without agoniz- the resistance stage and the ing pain for as long as we hit the exhaustion stage. gym! So if you only take one thing When a new stress is placed on away from this article, make sure your body, such as that from start- it’s this piece of underrated but ing a training regimen for the first very important information about time, your body will naturally go the body’s resistance capability. through an alarm stage. You’ll Lastly, if you expose yourself to experience high levels of soreness TOO much stress for TOO long a accompanied by decreased levels period, your body will enter the of performance. If you’re thinking exhaustion stage. Your adaptations to yourself, “I know what he is that you worked so hard for will talking about – it’s that brand-new begin to plateau and actually pain that hurts like a bitch a day or reverse. This can result from either two after I work out,” then you’re a lack of training variety or too absolutely right. It is unfortunately much training stress. If you’re also one of the biggest reasons thinking about those idiots that why newcomers completely aban- spend over two hours a day, six to don training in the early going that seven days a week hitting the we see far too often. weights like it’s their job, then you However, for those of you who now have a mental picture of what stick to it and fight through the ini- NOT to do. tial soreness, congratulations, you Like anything else in life, we are now entering the resistance typically go through stages or steps stage! This is where your body in order to achieve a certain goal. adapts neuromuscularly and bio- Physical activity, exercise and chemically to the stress it has been training are no exceptions to the put under and becomes better pre- rule. So remember, you will be pared to deal with that particular ALARMED, but be consistent and PHOTO COURTESY JOE BOWEN stress. If another lightbulb went off your body will RESIST. And Joe Bowen will be on campus on September 26 at 12 p.m. for a free event in the Alumni Lecture Theatre (D1060). in your head again and you’re whatever you do, do not over-train thinking, “Is he talking about when or you will EXHAUST yourself – my body isn’t nearly as sore two sometimes less is more. Joe Bowen ‘BeLeafs’ in mentors weeks after starting my training

MELANIE ANDERSON blow of Muhammad Ali’s last the Meet the Leafs luncheons, INTERROBANG fight, three Toronto Rock World Have a Heart Dinners and Maple Holy Mackinaw! Joe Bowen, the Championship Games and the Leaf Casino nights. voice of the Toronto Maple Leafs, Trevor Berbick vs. Larry Holmes This talk supports the Larry will be at Fanshawe on September World Title Fight. On a personal Myny Mentorship Program at 26 to give a talk entitled The note, Bowen is the father of four Fanshawe, which helps to match Importance of Mentors. Bowen has boys and currently lives in students with mentors in the com- broadcasted over 2,000 Leafs Unionville. munity who relate to their field of games in over 30 years. He has supported several chari- study. The event is free (seating is According to his Sportsnet bio, ties by being the emcee at hun- limited) and will take place from his career highlights other than the dreds of banquets and golf tourna- 12 to 1 p.m. in the Alumni Lecture Leafs games include blow-by- ments. He was the emcee at all of Theatre (D1060). 31 Volume 45 Issue No. 5 September 24, 2012 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/ SPORTS&LEISURE Trout vs. Harper London is the early favourite THE PAYOFF PITCH RYAN SPRINGETT [email protected] twitter: @Ryan_Springett AROUND THE OHL RYAN SPRINGETT Two of the most exciting players [email protected] to watch in the MLB are Bryce twitter: @Ryan_Springett Harper, a 19-year-old from Las Vegas and Mike Trout, a 21-year- With the NHL currently on lock- old from Vineland, New Jersey. out, the fate of the season is up in These are my top two candidates the air. But, we know the London for the 2012 National and Knights are set for the Ontario American rookie of the year, but Hockey League season to be who is number one in the MLB? played at Budweiser Gardens. The The argument: expectations for the OHL champs Mike Trout, the centre fielder are high as they should be. for the Los Angeles Angels, had Last year the London Knights with a strong defence in front of some experience last year playing overachieved; the fact that they him. Patterson, on the other hand, in 39 games towards the end of the walked away with the best record split the season with the Knights season. This year, Trout has domi- in the OHL and were ultimately and the London Nationals (Jr.); he nated the American League in bat- one goal away from winning the was solid with the Knights, but he ting average (.329), runs (116), Memorial Cup is more than I could posted mediocre numbers with the stolen bases (45) and on base per- CREDIT: BLOWOUTCARDS.COM have ever predicted, especially Nationals, going 0-3, with a 6.50 centage (.957). More impressive is Bryce Harper (left) and Mike Trout at the 2012 All-Star Game in Kansas with a coaching change midway City goals against average and a .804 that Trout began the 2012 season through the season. I labeled them save percentage allowing 18 goals with the Salt Lake Bees of the as being one year away from in four games. Throughout his six Class AAA Pacific Coast League ting average is outstanding for any and off the field, talented, a utility regaining the title as Memorial games with the Knights, he went before getting the call to join the player in the MLB, not just a player who I think can play any Cup champs or the number-one 2-2, allowing seven goals against Angels on April 28. teenager. position. An All-Star at the age of team in the Canadian Hockey with a 1.85 goals against average Like Trout, Washington Who’s better? 19, Harper will see a lot more All- League. Going into this year’s sea- and a 0.929 save percentage. Not Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper Trout has my vote. Trout has Star games by the end of his base- son, I stand by that comment by too bad, but my money is on Bailie got his opportunity by being called been a leader in the stats column ball career. saying that this is their year. to be the regular starter for up from the minors on April 27. and will receive some votes for This is really a toss-up, because Their defence will be the best London. All eyes were on the youngster. American League most valuable you never really know for sure the franchise has ever seen, better How is London going to do Why? He is the most touted player and should run away with what the future holds, for all we than their “untouchable” 2005 ros- when it comes to getting the puck prospect in MLB history since the rookie of the year award. While know an injury could significantly ter. Olli Maatta, Scott Harrington, into the net? Well, they are going Stephen Strasburg, a starting pitch- Harper’s Nationals will be in the affect these two young prospects Tommy Hughes, Kevin Raine and to have to look at the kids of yes- er with the Nationals. Only 19 playoffs, Trout’s Angels have been from reaching their full potential. Tyler Ferry will all be returning. terday to lead this season; Max years of age and he fits right in a disappointment as they were All in all, both players will be Nikita Zadorov from Russia and Domi, Bo Horvat, Josh Anderson with the rest of his team. How expected to challenge for a playoff nominees for the rookie of the year Paxton Leroux out of and Chris Tierney. A couple of many 19-year-olds can say that? spot, but Trout has been the team’s in their respected league; we Peterborough will add a big pres- fresh faces on the offence will His numbers are not overpower- saving grace, helping the team should enjoy the show that these ence to the blue line. I’m a firm make the third and fourth line very ing, considering he has only played recover from an atrocious start. two young prospects put on for us believer that defence wins champi- interesting to watch – we’ll see if 123 games this year, but his 19 Who has the most potential? over the next decade, I know I will. onships, and that’s where this team they can handle this hockey crazy homeruns, 50 RBIs and .263 bat- Harper – he’s a professional on thrives. city. When it comes to grit on the With two strong goaltenders, team, there isn’t much, just those who will see the ice more this sea- Rupert twins. son: Kevin Bailie or Jake Concluding, I would like to Luxurious 2013 Lexus Patterson? Bailie would be my make note that the last NHL lock- number-one pick to start the sea- out (2005) was very generous to son, because he spent last year the London Knights: OHL playing for the Oshawa Generals, a Championship, Memorial Cup and team that wasn’t solid defensively. set multiple records. Hockey fans ES350 not fun to drive He is used to seeing a lot of pucks don’t look forward to the lockout, throughout the game and it will be although history says the London hp, which is quite enough, actual- wants a fun to drive car. Lexus interesting to see how he plays Knights do. ly. So make no mistake, this car does know its customer base well can carry its weight and yours and has thus engineered a car to MOTORING along quite easily. keep its existing clientele, but per- NAUMAN FAROOQ So, all looks good – you should haps it won’t win over many new [email protected] rush out and buy one… if you have ones with this new sixth generation about $50,000 to spend on a car. ES model. But that’s not the end of the story. To please their current cus- If you’re in the market for a car You see, while this car is very tomers, it has features like the key- that has all the luxuries and com- impressive with its features, the less entry and ignition, which fort of a full-size sedan, but at joy of driving is missing. In my means the key can stay in your about half the price (and a bit view, this car is a bit too soft. pocket, and as you walk up to the smaller in size), then the new There is no feeling of you being car, it unlocks; step inside, put Lexus ES350 is the car for you. connected to the road. your foot on the brake, press the This new-for-2013 model has all While some of my older friends Engine Start button and it fires up. the features you could possibly would love how quiet it is on the Surely these kinds of features will wish for, including exquisite highway (if you turn off the stereo appeal to drivers who like being leather seats – the front seats are and climate control at 115 km/h, pampered. not only heated, but ventilated too. you hear nothing but some faint They will also love its new inte- Then you have power-operated sound of the wind – you don’t even rior, which does have a much everything, even the steering col- hear the engine at all), I rather pre- classier look than the model it umn which tilts and telescopes fer getting the sensation that I am replaces. (optional). There is also an option moving. This car made me feel as It will also appeal to those who to get the navigation system, which if my entire body was under anes- like buying hybrids, because for then comes with a reversing cam- thetic, but that might be exactly the first time, the ES model will be era (which is actually part of the what some people might be look- offered as a hybrid: the ES300h. Premium Package). You also get a ing for. If all this sounds good to you, panoramic sunroof (on the top- I don’t like the handling, either. you can go to your local Lexus spec Technology Package model), The soft nature of the car spoils the dealer now and get your hands on to enjoy what’s left of our sunshine fun. This car rolls through corners, the new ES. Prices for the ES350 this time of the year. and on every off-ramp, I had to start at $39,500, while pricing for The good news doesn’t end make far too many steering correc- the hybrid ES300h starts at there. This car has a smooth-as-silk tions to keep it on my intended $43,900. six-speed automatic gearbox, line. If you want a car to take Personally, I’d rather spend this which sends the power to the front through some back roads just for sort of money on the IS series from wheels. The power is also quite the fun of it, this one won’t do. Lexus, which offers similar luxu- impressive. A new 3.5-litre V6 So, the car is not fun to drive, ries with some driving appeal. engine is fitted that produces 268 but that’s okay, not everyone