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"Okay,"he said. "lhisis a wonderfulstory abouthow your worst nigl1bnares can come trueat anymoment, with no waming at all." "Good," I said. "let'shear it. I like those stories.TIiey speak tofears." mydeepest "TIieyshould," he said. "Paranoia pays, over here." -Hunters.1homosan 1heCurse of lono It started out as an innocent Bureau, the institution that enough idea: We'd get stink thinks Waikiki is Hawaii's ing drunk on blue pineapple greatest natural resource. It drinks and stoned on SPF 48, would be, we felt sure, an then attend the Chamber of afternoon of High Artifice Commerce's 90th birthday not to be missed. bash for the Hawaii Visitors Continued on Page 11 .. Fear & . Loathing Letters
and sensitivity to - indeed, even Harkin,Round One admiration for- NativeHawaiians. To the{Operation) I was astonished to see that in your In just one example, she counselled Rescue article on the Democratic candidates a sister missionary not to hesitate to As I read your 2/5 article on the Tom Harkin was nicknamed "PAC use Native Hawaiian nurses for her top 10 censored stories of 1991, I man"(The Contenders, 2/12).All the children, since the one she herself thought of another censored - rather, literature I have says his campaign used to tend .the young Judds did so blatantly misrepresented - story of accepts only money fromindividua ls. "with more skill than some white 1991, that of another "operation": It clearly says they cannot accept con mothers I could name." The waxy Operation Rescue. The media has tributions from corporations, grimness noted by your writermust continually portrayed the non-vio churches or labor unions. Is there any be attributedto the artistand perhaps lent civil disobedience of Operation way to check out this discrepancy?· the fashion in portraitureof the time; Rescue as the opposite: fanatic, vio Regina Gregory lent and anti-freedom.The unbiased Harkin has receivedfundsfrqm a it certainly does not match the pic ture of Mrs. Judd as it appears in her reporter(perhaps they do not exist?) number of PACs, most notably the could have told you that the pro-Israel lobby, trade unions and letters and diaries. Otherwise the review was superior to any other I Operation Rescue volunteers remain the National Abortion Rights Action on their knees throughout their sit-in League. have thus far read of this, as noted, "not to be missed" show. as a sign of submission, peacefully Linda Peterson protesting,in particular, the late-term SwissAccuracy termination of pre-born infants Thanks afor lot your nice articlein Harkin,Round Two (fourth through ninth(!) month of the Weekly(The Swiss Cafe, 2/12). Hawaii forHarkin is concernedthat pregnancy). Reports of aggressive Yet we would like to make some cor , thesketchy profiles of the Democratic behavior are unequivocal lies. rections which we think are very presidential candidates (The In fact, the rescuers have them . important Geschnetzeltes is a tradi Contenders, 2/12) mayhave leftyour selves beenvictims of violence. Why tional meal in Switzerland and it readers with some mistaken ideas has the ptess remained mysteriously doesn'tmatter what kindof meat you about theHarkin campaign. First and silentin regardto the policebrutality use. The recipesvary fromcountry to most important,Sen. Harkin has the (i.e., use of Nanchukas) inflictedon country. It is a Century-old recipe. strongest record on reproductive these peacefulprotesters, despite the This recipe has been created a long choice of all the candidates. Bill factthe U.S. Ambassador Armando timebefore the returnof Marco Polo Clinton and Bob Kerrey both favor Valladares issued a report concern to Europe, long time before the mandatory parental notificationlaws ing it to the U.N. Commission on arrivalof MSG. We Swiss are called and would forbid the use of federal Human Rights? What of the two narrow-minded people, traditional fundsfor abortions except in cases of women raped by guards. in a bonded and we never ever change rapeor incest. Harkin is 100percent Pittsburgh prison; what of the asso tradition and we never ever would pro-choice for all women. On a sec ciate of Mother Teresa who was change a traditional recipe and ond point: "Harlancampaign workers beaten to such a degree that he was change it by adding Aromat. arehumorless party types."We had a unrecognizable? Lily and Hedwig good laugh over that at our last meet I find it ironic that many of the Mal ..... ing. Hawaii for Harkin was formed same people who saw through the by myself and two former board censorship of the war blindly accept MiSS1onary members of SANE Nuclear Freeze the reports of the same news media While I do not consider myself a and is made up of people active in when it comes to the slaughter of our defender of the missionaries in the Rainbow Coalition, anti-geother newest oppressed minority: the Hawaii, I must object to your mal, pro-initiative, civil rights, pro unborn. I must say that my opinion of reviewer, Nikki Ty-Tornkiqs' char gressive trade unionists, LACASA the pressis at an all-timelow - can't acterization of Laura .Fish Judd as. members, etc. The "humorless party anyone tell the truth? "grim" (Encounters with Paradise, types"are those beingcoerced by the Susan Cooper 2/5). Even a slight familiarity with Democraticparty machine to support THE The Honolulu Weekly welcomes your letters. this remarkable woman's diary, the anti-choice, anti-labor, anti-envi Honolulu: Sketches of Lifein the Write to: Editor,Honolulu Weekly, 1200 ronment candidacy of Bill Clinton. College Walk, Suite 212, lfonolulu,HI 96817. ARSENIO Hawaiian Islands, will yield flashes You must include your name, addressand tele HOW,. Bart Dame, co-vice-chair, of humor, courage, political acumen Hawaii forHarkin phone number (only your name will be HALLS printed). All submissions aresubject to editing
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Vol. 2, No. 10 March 4, 1992 -The leading edqe in Custom Photo Lab Seruices- Publisher and Managing 1os1 Waimanu St. Editor Laurie V. Carlson Senior Editor Julia Steele · Honolulu, HI 96814 Calendar Editor Derek Ferrar Tel S33·2836 Fax S21·73Sl Editorial Assistant Ann Marie Swan Contributing Writers Bob Green, Mary Brennan, Cecil Adams, Alan Bunin, Karyn Koeur, Erica Steele, Ray Pace, Liza Simon, Mary Mitsuda, Benedici6n & Fatima Gonzoles Contributing Illustrator Linda Fong Cartoonists Matt Groening, Slug Signorino Art Director Bud Linschoten Graphic Production Matt Ghali, Isabella Forster Contributing Photographers Charley Myers, Franco Salmoiraghi Advertising Mindy Jaffe Honolulu Weekly ISSN #1057-414X Entire contents © 1992by Honolulu Weekly, Inc. All rights reserved. Manuscripts should be accompanied by a self-addressed stamped envelope: Honolulu Weekly assumes no responsi bilityfor unsolicited material. 1200 College Walk, Suite 212 Honolulu, Hawaii 96817 Telephone: 808 528-1475 Politics WHERE PRINTING MEANS ... o Complete Line of ReqJcled Papers Available o Sou-based lnRs - Made with The Battle to Win Hawaii's 35% less petroleum oils Electoral Delegates o Io uears Experience Serving Hawaii o Custom Qualitu Printing vs from Single Color URLf nTI to 4-color Process dsonFirst? BROTHfR� o Binderu Services 6RRPHIH·LTD o Complete In-house There are three possible outcomesemerging asthe vote nears: a last... Graphic Department minute, three..-way race for delegates between Clinton, Harkin and Kerrey; a head..-to..-head,split ..-votebetween Clintonand Harkin; and an outside chancethat one candidate, Clinton, will walk with all, or nearly all, the delegates.
"It was like deja vu happening all Gov. John Waihee's endorsement of That's too bad, because he has the over again." - Yogi Berra Clinton, which Shea believes will worst record of any governorin any go a long way toward winning del state on theenvironment, and he sup A Word to the Fashion Wise n Feb. 18, people once egates on March 10. ported the Contras." more sat glued to CNN for "The two men have a lot in com Brilliant also complains about the Hair scrunchies make a live blow-by-blow of a mon," Shea says of the two gover mechanics of a closed caucus. "You battle thousands of miles terrific nors. "They've shared their have to join the party 45 days prior to away. Again, a line had experiences as chief executives. the caucuses," he notes. "Other states T-shirt been drawn and again Clinton has visited our islands and have open primaries where any reg came the remark, "This ties. is familiar with some of our prob istered voter can walk in and vote on will not stand." lems. He's not going to get offthe election day. Here, the Machine But this time the derrieres at risk plane here like Dan Quayle did and doesn'tcare ... they just let their zom didn't belong to Saddam Hussein start mumbling about Hawaii being bies come out on election day." and his generals, they belonged to in the middle of the Pacific." Though Tsongas has done well Honolulu Fencin the men who had braved the battles g in New England, that success hasn't Academ Ward Warehouse· 531-1108 of the New Hampshire primary to y translated into much support in Call today for upcoming class information Haleiwa Shopping Plaza fightthe larger war over who would Ray Pace Hawaii. rule the nation. 531-3208 637-9260 Shea admits that in Hawaii the big "There hasn't been anything orga Island voters have beenpreparing challenge to Clinton comes from nized,"said JoeCorrea, 'a general con for their part in the struggle. Richard Port and the Rainbow tractorwho labelshimself "temporary Democrats are readying for their Coalition, who have thrown their support staff' for Tsongas. Correa party's precinct caucuses on March weight behind the Harkin campaign. agrees with Brilliant that many party 10(also known as "Super Tuesday," "We feel surprisinglyupbeat about regulars have already made up their due to the many primaries held our chances on March 10 and minds about delegate choices. mainly in Southern states on that beyond," Port says of Harkin's can "I was surprised that the date), and Republicans are prepar INDONESIAN IMPORTS didacy. "A recent meeting of the Democratic Party isn't more expan We carry many affordableinterior accessories ing fortheir mid-May state conven fromprimitive to Deco. RainbowCoalition endorsed Harkin. sive to include all the candidates. Art tion, wondering if a continued Pat Visit our showroo� We expecta lot of those folksto turn They're backing Clinton, because Hours: Mon - Sat IO - 2 or byApp't. Buchanan onslaught will result in a 808-524-2290 out at the March 10 caucuses. We the governoris for Clinton. I still 560 N. Nimitz I-fwy. severely damaged Bush. GentryPacific Center should get at least six of the dele have a lot of faith in Tsongas, and I Suite201 fOesignCtr.) awaii Democrats happily f8etweenHome Improvement& Uty Mill) gates, and if we have a real high think a lot of others do too." watched the president self Rainbow Coalition turnout,we'll get Neither Agran nor Woods have destructin New England as a seventh delegate. established spokespersonsin Hawaii. they maneuvered to win "Also, we think we can count on n the Republican camp, delegates to the national some of the superdelegates to be in Buchanan's strong showing in Jonah convention in New York. our camp. Rep. Neil Abercrombiewe New Hampshire also failedto Thirteen of Hawaii's 26 feel we can count on, and Rep. Patsy make a serious impact locally, delegates will be voted on in Mink is very progressive; she will according to Republican vice- Sheri precinct caucuses held on Super probably be among our delegates." chairman Rick Clifton. Tuesday(the remaining 13 seats will Kaylor Kerrey supportersare hoping fora "Of course, there's a lot of dis go to elected officialsand so-called a sa1oo three-horse race, though they admit cussion," he says. "But I haven't HAIR AROOKS "super delegates"). that they are facing rough opposi heard of any serious attemptsto orga "There are seven Democrats run Paul tion fromfellow Democrats. nize a Buchanan effort in our state." ning forpresident, and seeking del 1126 12th Avenue, Suite 207, Kaimuki 737-0843 Ventura "I'm hoping we can get a couple of And David Duke? "There isn't egates in Hawaii," says Democrat delegates," says Rep. David Hagino, reallyanybody here that he'd appeal executive director Juliette Tracey. spokesman forthe Kerrey campaign. to, and as far as the Republican Party "Bill Clinton, Paul Tsongas, Tom "I'm confidentthat Kerreyis going to has ruled at the nationallevel, Duke Harkin, Bob Kerrey and Jerry Low Cost Services make it to the nomination. It'll end up is not a Republican. That pretty Legal Brown." Tracey rounds out the list in a crescendo in New York at the much rules him out," says· Clifton. The LawOffice of with two more names: Larry Agran, convention." With the national conventions the mayor of Irvine, California;and Hagino says the Kerreycampaign looming on the horizon, uncertainty unknown Charles Woods. is planning a massive phone cam prevails. Ultimately, neither party There are three possible outcomes paign targeted at people planning to can claim that an enthusiasticma jor emerging as the vote nears: a last Ga Paul vote in the caucuses. "Kerrey's an ity of its membershipbacks the front ry minute, three-wayrace fordelegates attractivecandidate," he says. "He's runner. As they ready to go to the between Clinton, Harkin and drawn the support of a lot of locals polls, Hawaii politicos are keeping Levinson Kerrey; a head-to-head, split-vote like Rep. Jackie Young and Sen. one eye on the national scene, the between Clinton and Harkin; and an Tony Chang." other on localorganization. Afterall, outside chance that one candidate, Girard Brilliant, spokesman for staying ahead of the game is the for Low Cost Fees - EmphasizingPersonal Injury Clinton, will walk with all, or nearly the Jerry Brown effort,works out of mula forwinning elections. That was (Continger;cyFees Startingat 22.5%) all, the delegates. Captain Cook on the Big Island. He put simply, years before, by some FamilyLaw - CriminalLaw "We'll end up with between 60 to admits chances that Brown will one who was good at it: "Work your 80 percent of the delegates, maybe receive even one delegate fromthe precincts," Chicago Mayor Richard 1188 Bishop Street, #1005 more," predicts Clinton spokesman caucuses are slim. J. Daley used to say. "That's where Located in Century Square Michael Shea, a Honolulu attorney "None of the elected officialsthat the votes are." 526-0395 and formerOxford classmate of the I know of are in the Brown camp," Arkansas governor. • he says. "I think the Guv's good old Validated Parking The basis forShea's optimism is buddy Clinton will carry the day. March 4, 1992 • Honolulu Weekly• 3 e're shooting pictures at the thing. After a year on the road in a We ended up getting invited -you and Capitol - that immediately became Contemporary Museum, huge station wagon, they got an inde know, peoplewould say 'Oh, you can interested. That sort of started things and Frank Orrall Jr. has his pendent record contract and moved to come sleep on our floor.' So we started cooking. If you have two labels inter shoulder wedged under a Austin (Honoluluans Ted Cho and playing college campuses. ested, it gets exciting. Because then the massive ceramic globe. The John Nelson are still with Poi Dog). We would usually camp outside of town other record companies go, 'What are pose suits his mood. Almost They gigged around the country, when we'd get in, then in the morning we missing?' If it's only one record three years after his band, including a performance at the New we'd go to the coffee house, get some company, the other companies think, Poi Dog Pondering, hit the national Music Seminar in New York. The next coffee, wash our face in the sink. Then 'Ah, they could be wrong.' music scene running - with a pack of thing they knew, no fewer than five we'd go play out in frontfor a couple of In the end, there were five labelsthat major record labels on its tail - the 31- major labels were scufflingover them. hours. We'd make anywhere from 20 to were interested, so we got to be in this year-old son of a University of Hawaii Poi Dog emerged with a seven-record 50 bucks a day. Often somebody would incredibly choosy situation where we astronomy professor has been finding deal with Columbia and complete cre come and offerto put us on their floor, could ask forall the creative control we out that exposure can be harsh. ative control of its material. and it was always someone who'd done wanted - in fact, we could demand it. Which is not to say that he's bitter. Frank Poi Dog's third album forColumbia, some traveling themselves. They'd go: It got down to where we'd be asking the has a way of emphasizing the positive Vo lo Vo lo ("revolver" in Swahili street "I know; you want a floor, you want a presidents which songs they liked, side of even his most difficult slang), is due in stores this week. Far kitchen, you want a shower. Follow because it's really importantto have the experiences - stressinghow much he's from the penny-whistle folk days of me." That was nice because we'd president on your side. That's what learnedfrom them or that his good for early Poi Dog, the album embraces tech always hear tales of people's travels. really cinched us with Columbia: They tune far outweighs his bad. And that nical sophistication and pop sensibili That's the part I really enjoyed. We 'd gave us all the creative control we might just be the problem: Early on, the ties. (Though some songs, like the stay for about a week, then we'd wear wanted, and the president could name rock world's label machine, mistaking a Tahitian traditional Te Ma nu Pukurua, out our welcome and go. songs and tell me lines that he liked. good heart for an airhead, tagged Poi Dog clearly were not recorded with AM About 10 months later, we wound up in Columbia must have put on a big Pondering with a lightweight "don't radio in mind.) New York and kind of shuffledaround campaign. It seemed all of a sud worry, be happy" image; the resulting Back at the Contemporary Museum, there fora few months playing in den your name was everywhere. stereotype has been hard for the band to we've managed to grab a slice of Washington Square Park. While I was I don't think that was Columbia's doing shake, and Frank feels it has led to Frank's much sought-after time while there, I sent in some stuffto (the inde at all, in fact. I think it was because we unfounded criticism of Poi Dog's work. he's on a holiday visit home: pendent record label) Texas Hotel, and had so many labels interested in us. But In his own town, Frank is something of Tell me about Poi Dog's vagabond they were interested in signing us. So I all that press wasn't good for us. All it a legend. A gifted drummer, in the days. got together whatever Poi Dogs were did was set us up for a big lashback. early '80s he helped start Honolulu's When we left here, it wasn't really to be still interested in dJing it - because first punk band, the Squids (their cut we'd been traveling for so long and Alashback? a band; it was more that we wanted to The lashback was severe. It's still com To urist Riot remains an underground travel. We imagined stopping for a while sleeping outdoors and living hand-to mouth, everyone was kind of burntout. ing out to this day. There's a review in classic). In 1983, he did a stint with the and working, but music was just a way We moved to San Francisco, but we had Spin magazine of Vo lo Vo lo, and this Pagan Babies, who were just starting we could get a little supplementary gas a really difficulttime finding musicians woman just totally hacks it apait. But out. He is probably best remembered, and foodincome. there. So we went to Austin, then every she does it such a way that makes me though, as the drummer of Hat Makes We traveled from Californiaup to thing just started to click for us. We know she doesn't really know the the �f an, the biggest crowd-pleaser that Canada, sleeping in the car or in the found allthese great musicians, rent was record; she's only reacting to how she ever owned the Wave. grass at freewayrest stops. We would cheap, the town was just alive musically. feelsabout the band. She calls it 'new In I 986, the members of Hat went their play on the streetdowntown We finishedthe record, and it was time age jazz' and says it has schizophrenic own ways. Frank's way was to pursue somewhere, the way we had in Waikiki . to go out on tour. So we asked all these time signatures, but there is not a drop acoustic streetmusic. He and a group of We were really struggling. I remember people that had played on the record if of jazz on this record. She calls it 'don't friendsbegan playing in front ofthe being in San Francisco and just making they wanted to come out with us. Most worry, be happy' music, which is just Waikiki Woolworth's. There, on the cor enough money so everyone could have of them did, and that's how Poi Dog such an easy tag that someone hit us ner of Kalakaua and Royal Hawaiian, coffeeand bread. the initial foundationsof Poi Dog's became the band that it is now. with a long time ago. It has no basis in How did you get out ofthat? truth, because there's so much sobriety, sound were forged: jaunty hooks written When did the big record compa lyrically, in Poi Dog. There's a lot of for cheap guitars, with Frank's contem We ended up breaking down in a small nies start to show interest? college town. The place where there was discussion about death, there's a lot of plative lyrics providing depth. Frank Texas Hotel got us a gig at the New the most foot traffic was in frontof the discussion about love anguish. also chose the group's name during this Music Seminar in New York in 1988. time - he says he liked Poi Dog college coffee house. We set up there and One thing that's really true - and I find played during lunchtime. It was great They were interested in possibly getting it kind ofscary - is that journalistsare Pondering because of 'the way it rolled - some major label to do a co-deal or because we were meeting peoplethat really affected by each other. That was or stumbled - offthe tongue.' something. So we went up there and did were interested in the same type of music obvious to us when the Rolling Stone Later that year, Frank and friends took this gig and there were two labels - if I as us and were also roughly the same age. review of our first record came out. It off to the Mainland to do the Gypsy remember right, it was Warn er Brothers 4 • March 4, 1992 • Honolulu We ekly --=------.-,.------���----�------�-----��-��----._.------� -�---�-·
was a good, thorough review of the tour. Then when we toured under that Frankly, I'm totally into dance music. with Columbia, I told them I was very record, even though it was kind of a record, we started moving into clubs a As far as clubs go, I love hearing great interested in video, and they made this backhanded compliment. They were little bit, so we started playing a little songs pumped over sound systems. promise early on that they were going to saying that we were a '60s throwback, more electrically. And by the time we When it came down to mixing(V olo be supportive of that. Well, they started which is not true.But forthe next year recorded this record, a lot of the musi Vo /o's firstsingle) Jackass Ginger, I matching us up with people to co-direct. and a half, lazyjou rnalistswho were just cians that were with me beforewere wanted it so it would sound good in a But those people... I rememberwhen we trying to get their reviews in under the gone. I was with this new group of club. did U-Li-La-Lu, I story-boarded the door at 8: 30 in the morning to get their musicians and they were tryingto help Is it fair to say your new sound is video to work with the directoron it. 75 bucks or whatever just paraphrased interpret this acoustic sound - but that more commercial? When he got there to shoot, he hadn't wasn't necessarily their sound. that review. And unfortunately we had If it is, it's not by attempt. I admitthat in read the story-board. He had gotten his to wear that on our back fora long time. So when we started working on new the studio, if there's a choice about,say, own ideas of what it was going to be and That's what scared me about seeing this songs, I started incorporating more of the sound of a kick drum and what would just did it. Spin review, because I know this was their sound. We started moving into be more likely to fiton the radio, well So I said to Columbia, 'I would really just thrown off. We were going to get what became the songs forthe second yeah, go ahead. We're not going to shoot like to direct Jackass Ginger, but if you Poi Dog record(W ishing Like a the Platter du Jour, which is the featured ourselves in the foot that way. say yes, I'm going to want complete record and the review's favorable.There Mountain and Thinking Like the Sea). control,and I don't want anyone from I really want to walk away from that was already a positive review written for But a lot of those songs had already the label there. If you don't feel com whole 'alternative' idea that radio is it; we knew because Spin's artdepart been written, so they still had a little bit bad. Maybe radio is bad, but your fortablewith that, I understand. But then ment called Columbia and said so. But of the old Poi Dog flair. response to that should be to make I don't want to be involved at all. I'll then the editor decided to go with a And when we started touring under something good and get it on the radio. show up on the set and do whatever any review of the new Public Image Limited Wishing Likea Mountain we were going one says, but I don't want to be in this record forPlatter du Jour, so he pulled even more electric. After that record was Someone told me that a few Poi half-way position anymore.' So they our first review and went with the other done, it came time to write new mate Dogs had to get day Jobswhile gave it to me. you were working on Vo lo Vo lo. review this woman had written. The dif rial, with these musicians in mind. What are people missingwhen Oh yeah, absolutely; we're totally ference between getting a positive Actually, we just startedwriting they say Poi Dog is a "don't broke. People have the misconception review and a bad review was just by the together. That's why everyone is cred worry, behappy" band? flip of a coin, you know? That was ited as writer on Vo lo Volo. that, 'Oh yeah, Poi Dog - they're a I actually feel very doomed about really distressing, because now I'm big band; they're rich now.' It's so far How do you get along as a band? mankind. We've only been around fora afraid of what's going to happen forthe from the truth. Recording studios are . Very well, now. It took us a while to fig very short period of time versus how next year. Are all these people going to real expensive; producers are even ure out our working order. I don't like long the earth has been around, and our be paraphrasing this review, carrying on more expensive, lawyers, accountants, bands that are demooracies and I don't lives are totally inconsequential. Th.ink the myth? managers, booking agents, drum likebands that are just guided by one back 120 years ago; you know nothing A lot of people are articulating what heads. person. It's got to be a mixture ... they of those people. For all the poignancy they think we are, and it becomes very We get a little money when we go on allow me to guide it from the back seat. they went through, forevery moment difficultfor us to articulate what we tour. We get foodmoney every day, and I'm really influenced by English pop when they watched their child being think we are. I think that's largely why then at the end cJf the tour we get some music. They give you certain things in born, or their son died in their arms, all we've been perceived as this upbeat thing like $500 to last us until the next a certain way. They're like, 'O.K., this that's gone. Your life is only powerful to band. People get an upbeat feelingfrom tour. It's been very slim pickings. The is our sound; this is our look; this is yourself, really. us, then they just magnify it. When we only time a band makes money is when our directive.' That's what I want Poi On the other hand, I was at my mother's take pictures, they ask us to smile. They you get a song on the radio; then it just Dog to feellike. deathbed, and I watched her through the exaggerate those points, where, if we mushrooms. finalyear of her life, when she was were leftto our own, we'd have a much What is Poi Dog's directive? Let'stalk about the Jackass really ill. It gave her a very concrete more even representation of ourselves. Lyrically, I want it to be very earnest...I Ginger video, which you directed. want it to be as real-lifeas possible. It appreciation of life, and made me look Let'stalk about H defi· It only played on 120 Minutes, but I Vo lo Vo lo. seems like only the poignant moments at the finiteperiod that I'm going live nitely sounds different from the think it got played fivetimes. I was seem to make it in songs. Those are very and how important it is to really do it. earlier Poi Dog albums. You've happy with that, and the label was happy important moments, but I also like the That's why I feel that my music needs to said the earlier material was with that - which was great forme, moments in between. That's what I'm be supportive. Not necessarily influenced a lot by the street Poi because now the label is going to ask me interested in. optimistic, but music that helps in the Dog, but now the music has to direct the next one. faceof strife. become more dance oriented. A number of Vo lo Vo /o 's songs In our previous videos, we had allowed How did that happen? have an R&B feel that sounds ourselves to be interpreted in a certain • When we recorded the first record, we made for clubs. Is that something way that wasn't us. I can't stand some of had just come off that street-playing that you consciously did? our other videos. Before we even signed
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Rolando Sanchez & Salsa Hawaii Latin; Anna Bannanas. 9/Monday Victoria Stringer Acoustic; Fast Eddie's. Almost Famous Coconut Willie's. warrenJohnson & CounGator CreekBand malformed babies died, but now Variety; Bruddah Walta Contemporary Hawaiian; try; PecosRiver Cafe . 0 C many can be saved. This has made Malia's Cantina. WesHannck Classical, Jazz; Ban;r.m Ve randa. C possible the National Football ErnieShea Jazz; Mabina Lounge. ZigZag Classic Rock;Jolly Ro ger Jiast. .;;.. League. Two, useful mutations Exit8 Contemporary Hawaiian; MontereyBay ..:, increasing one's chances of repro Ca nners Pear/ridge. ductive success. Think of the first Good Ole Boyz Country; Pecos River Cafe. little mutant to discover he could J.P. SmoketrainLight Rock, R & B; No Name Theater and comb his hair in a ducktail. Or, to Bar. bring up a more sober possibility, JimBlakemore Contemporary Hawaiian; Mon Dance tereyBay Can ners Wa rd. Cinderella This Rodgers and Hammerstein re human beings still evolv populations are subjected�j to brutal the firstto becomeresistant to AIDS. Kurasaki Orson's. musical take on the old fairyland yarn about ing? Or are we devolving? Joel Jazz; selection pressures. Two examples Three, maladaptive but not immedi Kana'ainaClub Hawaiian; .Beachcomber. 11:30 the glas.sslipper starred Julie Andrews when it Are our genes, when in the latter regard are centralAfrican ately fatal mutations, such as those a.m. -2p.m. premiered on television in 1957. Sad to say, passed on to our kids, blacks, where sickle-cell anemia causing certain diseases. Kevin MauVa riety; Coconut Willie 's. 12:30 - Ms. Andrews couldn't make it for this Army copied fa ithfullylike a dig afforded some resistance to malaria, So yes, were still evolving. But 3:30 p.m. Community l11eatre production, but what the ital recording? Or is the and central European Jews, where not very quickly. Most students of Leroy Kahaku Contemporary; Black Orchid. hey ... Richardson Theatre, Ft. Shafter: 3/6, 7, processmore like a photo Tay-Sachs disease provided some the subject say we haven't changed 5:30 - 8:30 p.m. 13 & 14, 7:30 p.m. $8 - $10. 438-4480 copy of a photocopy, deteriorating protection against TB in crowded much in the past 30,000 to 50,000 MilestoneJazz; Nick'sFisb market. LootThis wonderfully irreverent 1%4 comedy by the greatJoe Orton follows a pair of thieves more and more with each genera ghettos. But you get the idea: As long Mondolncopito Rock; Moose McGillycuddy's years, except that we're now will Wa ikiki. who use their sainted mother's barely cold tion ? I hope it's not the latter, as some folks reproduce more than ing to eat head cheese. As for that OpenJam Session Rock; Fast Eddie 's. corpse to help heist a bundle of... well, you because if the results are anything others for reasons related however sci-fi stuff about evolving giant otis SchaperMellow rock; Wilcox. figure it out. The Manoa Valley Theatre pro like those from the self-serve copy tenuously to their genes, the gene brains - well, I can't say much Pam Gamboa Top 40; Paradise Lounge. duction, directed by Jerry Tracy, stars Grady place down the street, we're in big pool isn't completely static. about that. But it sure doesmake it a Raga & Derryl McKay Jazz; New Orleans Bumpus (yes, that's his real name) and Ron trouble. - David Westwood, Santa As for whether our genes are accu bitch to buy hats. Bistro. Wood (no, he's not in the Rolling Stones) as Monica, California rately reproduced, you silly goose, - CECIL ADAMS Russ Donnelly Folk, Country; Jolly Roger the brothers. Manoa Valley Theatre, 2833 E. David, you lovable bonehead, it's the genes almost always accurately Is there something you need to get Wa ikiki. Manoa Rd.: OpensWe d. 3/4, runs We dnesdays - Saturdays, 8 p.m.; Sundays 4 p.m. through obvious you not only slept through reproduce. If they don't, you get one straight? Cecil Adams can deliver ScottNishida Contemporary Hawaiian; Sp in drifterKabala. 3/22 $16 - $18. 988-ol31 Intro to Biology, you were a little of the followingresults: One, grossly the Straight Dope on any topic. Write Sydette LewersLoun ge. Madi GrasAn Folies annual Vegas-style revue groggy during a couple key college Jazz; malformed babies resulting from Cecil Adams, ChicagoReader, 11 E. Untouchables Dance; Nicholas Nickolas. put on by Awa I.au Wahine,a groupthat sounds bull sessions, too. We covered this genetic mistakes. Years ago most Illinois, Chicago 60611. V"my flmO'oseKeltic, Folk; Irish RoseSaloon. like a hula halau but is actually an officers' topic a little after 2 a.m. the second Wesllanl'ick Classical, Jazz; Banyan Ver anda wives club. Lastyear's show, performedat the month of freshman year. The pre ZigZag Clas.sic Rock;Jolly RogerJiast. height of Gulf Wa r homefront hysteria, got cov vailing view was that humans Honolulu Theatre for Youth presents ered by Time magazine. PearlHarbor Offi cers weren't evolving, becausewhat with 10/Tuesday Club. nightly at 6:30 p.m. through 3n. $22 the welfare state and the miracle of Almost Famous Variety; Coconut Willie's. includes buffet. 4&3-7757 modern medicine and all, natural BettyTaylor Loo & Derry!M cKay Jazz; New Pippin This popular Broadway musical, per formed here by a castof 16 Kamehameha stu selection (i.e., survival of the fittest) OrleansBistro. rrofasamoa Blue Jolly Roger Wa ikiki. dents,fo llows the adventuresof fictitiousPrince had ceased to operate. Kangaroo Va riety; ( Bruddah Walta Contemporary Hawaiian; Pippin, son of Charlemagne, as he searches for Au contraire, sez I. The funda Malia 'sCa ntina. the Meaning ofLife (this is pre-MIV, mind you). mental question isn't whether people City UghtsDance; NicholasNickolas. Ke 'eliko!ani Theatre, Kamehameha Schools: die young, it's whether they fail to Crossover Pop, Funk, Blues; Ja ron'sKailua. 3/13 & 14, 7:30 p.m. $5. 842-8356 reproduce, or reproduce less abun ErnieShea Jazz; Mabina Lounge. Tofa Samoa (Goodbye Samoa) Victoria dantly than others. On this basis we ExitContemporary 8 Hawaiian; MontereyBay Kneubuhl is bestknown as an historical play can say that the genes forthe follow Ca nners Pear/ridge. wright (her plays Ka 'iulaniand Conversion of Ka 'ahumanu ing physical types or traits are slowly by Victoria Nalani In Step Va riety; MontereyBay Ca nners Wa rd. were toured by the local com Kneubuhl J.P. 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JO • March 4, 1992 • Honolulu We ekly \ \ LINDA FONG ILLUSTRATION Satire I lean over to Fatima. She grips We sneak along the wall towards the edge of the table;muffled curses the door. Suddenly a hospitality escape the napkin she has crammed agent in the Mother of all Reverse into her mouth. 'Take cover," I warn, Prints spots us for what we are. "here it comes." ''Intruders!" he bellows. "Get them!" " ... but ladies and gentlemen, that's All hell breaks loose. The Secret the worst decision to make because Service wrestles the senator to the now is the time to attract visitors, floorbehind the podium. An alarm now is the time to encourage travel shrieks; red lights flash wildly. Our ers to Hawaii. The state of Hawaii exit is cut offby the advancing mob. has been fortunate; we have had Suddenly, a uniformed arm ear an enlightened leadership here. The reaches out and pulls us through a bureau and the tourist industryhave service door. It's May, our waitress. now learnedto live with government. "I don't know who you are," she They're no longer adversaries; says. "But if they 're after you, you they're working together. Our tourist m.ust be one of us." industryhas become sensitive to the "We're from the Honolulu cultural and spiritual concerns of our Weekly," Fatima says. oat in native peoples. And our industry is "Oh my God!" May breathes, the very sensitive to environmental con truehorror of the situation dawning cerns. Yes, we have gone a long way. in her eyes. "We've got to get you "So now is not the time to pull out of here!" She leads us hurriedly back and retrench; now is the time to through the pantry, throwing trays build upon our successes. Just check of long johns down behind us. The att e with the Japanese to see how much necktie party is through tbe door th ey 're spending to entice people to now, but the firstamong them slip their shores. Check with the on the creamy filling goand down, Taiwanese governmentand see how jamming up the rest.Somehow, May much they 'respending. Check with manages to squeeze us both into a Mexico, Puerto Rico. They know dumbwaiter the size of a microwave, Continuedfrom Page 1 that notwithstanding the recession, sending us down to the basement people havemoney. It's just a matter and freedom. "Go," she says, as we This was, afterall, the organization Ballroom. Suddenly the horizon is are the requisite pleasantries from of telling them how to spend it. disappear down the shaft. 'Tell the that, at the turn of the century, had awash in pastels, American flagsand the podium.This year's Aloha Spirit "So now is the time to encourage world what's reallyhappening here !" marketed the Islands while they were money. Award is given out to Kalani travel, now is the time to encourage We hit the streetrunning, amazed grippedby the bubonic plague ("Feel We are now among the sellers and Cockett, a formerBroadway star, people's spending. Now is the time. to have survived our brusfi with Big freeto approach the friendly natives the buyers, the controllers, the who is, coincidentally, also a close Let's not miss that opportunity." Tourism. - but beware of running buboes!") power-brokers. "It's a masquerade personal friend and marvelous The crowd goeswild. Fatimasobs "That was fun,"Fatima gasps as But we began to panic as we into her mint wafer. All I can think is: we leap in the truck and peel out. observed the evil portents that Benedicion and Fatima Gonzales "Let's get the hell out of here!" With "Let's do it again some time." greeted us as we crawled along in this kind of ugly mood running, any "Sure," I say, swerving wildly to the ever-present traffic snarl leading of terror," I whisper to Fatima as we humanitarian - and did I mention thing could happen. If they caught avoid a crowd of Japanese tourists to Waikiki . First there was the dark mingle nervously among bankers, that he is Hawaiian? us now, they'd be sure to impale us who have stopped topose forphotos configuration of blue tarps in Aala agents, realtors and tutus. "Trust no Fatima is starting to froth again. on the gate of the International in front of the McDonald's arches. Park. (Friggin' homeless. Don't they one. The only real people here are A small blood vessel bursts in her Marketplace to ward offdevelop Ve�as, hell: This was Wa ikiki! • know misery defiles the Aloha serving the cocktails, and even they eye- and she beginsto spewchunks of ment regulation. Spirit?) Then we passed the Japanese may be plants." passion fruit. full-scale model of Columbus' Santa The event has been given an old "What this means !" she splutters. Maria, bobbing like a cherry bomb time Matson passenger-liner theme. "What the power structure in this in a toilet tank. In Japan, they wor The lobby contains a lei stand, a bar, room translates into for so many ConROYtinued fromVENTERS Page 7 ship Columbus as a real-estate hero. a seven-piece Hawaiian combo, a thousands of people in this state! admire. His work was tied in with and guts? (laughs) Besides, piss Along the way, Fatima begins to hula dancer in a lime-green dress and This is why people are homeless!" fa shion and what was now and dif leaves a really great patina on cop froth. 'The HVB is a sick joke!" she a Matson life-preserver. There's even I hurl my ice water in her face to fe rent on the scene, very cool and con per and brass. But don 't worry, it spits. "It's just a bunch of propa a bogus display of tropical "freight." shut her up, because the moment we fident looking, but he himselfwas very won 't be part of this show. Maybe ganda, anyone can see that! TheHVB has helped sell Hawaii have all been waiting for is here: fragile and vulnerable. A lot of his later on. .. "All I'm saying," she says, a little as a dream vacation spot and fed bil Dessert is served. art was made in reaction to his fe ars "I'm also very drawn to things calmer, "is we don't have to feel lions of dollars into the state s cof (The HVB) is one of Ha waii s suc - he used them in a positive wayand that are neglected or battered. badly if we trash them." I fe rs. On its 90th birthday, we send cess stories, a tribute to private-pub was a major fo rce in our culture. Maybe they' realmost about to totally I'm not so sure; I ask her to check best wishes fo r continued success. lic cooperation... To day, it seems to "I've been thinking about how disintegrate, but they have a beaaty if we're being followed. "It's hard -Honolulu Star-Bulletin editorial have hit a stride not only in tourism, some things have a lot of impact, a and a history to them., they have that I to tell," she says, "but I don't like its main concern, but also in cultural lot of power, and a lot of them would patina of neglect or disintegration the look of the rabbit on the back of We enter the main room, head to l the press tables and seat ourselves and environmental pursuits. We be pretty disgusting to most people. that things don 't have when they 're l that bus - he's winking at me." The salute the wisdom of its fo unders... The body and body fluidshave a lot perfect, perfect, perfect. l traffic is now stopped deader than a amongst our compafieros, who wear their implicit loyalty on their and the leadership of today. of power - piss, shit, blood. Maybe "Thatdecorating book also said suicide in the Honeymoon Suite. If reverse-print sleeves. Our disguises -The Honolulu Advertiser editorial when something s really disgusting, that eccentrics prefe r their own l something doesn't give soon, we'll thats when it should be shown. You vision over the rules, and I guess, miss the no-host bar. are perfect. Dessert turns out to be a poor The tables are festooned with tiny excuse for a long john, but it is would got real responses - not just yeah, I prefe r my own vision over Those who call us cowards have 'Oh, yeah ' reactions, but more 'Oh, the rules. And I guess I am elitist and never seen us searching for a free bonbons, chocolate pineapples and enough to occupy us while Inouye fudgetombstones inscribed with the speaks. His rich public-opinion bari God! Why does he want me to look arrogant- I mean ifit came down l parking place in Waikiki . We cock at that?! ' I mean if you 're going to, to a lifeboat situation, I'd probably roach a space, and, leaving the car, epitaph "Hawaii Visitors Bureau90th tone swells as he regales us with tales Anniversary." Mahi Beamer sere of his life as the only non-Hawaiian emotionally, put your blood and guts be yelling, (laughs) 'Take me! I'm double-check our disguises: Fatima into a piece, why not use real blood creative! ' But wouldn 't it be pretty cleverly cloaked in a hibiscus nades the crowd from his perch at beachboy on Waikiki Beach: "I got muumuu, I in my Instant Banker the baby grand. We eat quickly: Lanai 10 cents an hour to take the tourists brand reverse-print aloha shirt. pineapples (now an endangered out to the breakers and push them As we walk toward the Hilton species); Kona yearling beef (raised, back. Ten cents was a lot of money Hawaiian Village, Fatima continues no doubt, on a finediet of tender koa in those days." her tirade, waving her hands wildy. shoots); Sandwich Isle peppercorn "Yeah," Fatima whispers, "you "You know," she says, her voice sauce (ah, for thegood old days); taro could buy 10 votes for a buck!" cracking with rage, small flecks of fondant (a puny square of the noble Inouye wistfullyrecalls Dec. 7 and Two locations: foam settling on her lips, "this hotel's root prepared in a manner scientifi the deluge of money-spending Gls last big event was playing host to cally designed not to offend the haole that followed, transforming Gecko Books & Comics that pig Bush and his cronies here palate); and no need to tell you where Hawaiian tourism into big buisness 3613 Waialae Avenue to celebrate the attack on ..." the coffee is from. and, ultimately, the largest ·revenue Honolulu, Hawaii "Watch out forthat Porsche!" I Down by the podium, standing source in the state. "Yes, it's been a next to Geno's master, we can make good time," he says, "but I think all 96816 scream, slamming her against the (808) 732-1 292 wall of the narrow lane. The evil out the stately and heroic figure of of us are asking ourselves the ques Dan tion, 'What about now?' I think we vehicle speeds by, thwarted. "That the afternoon's speaker, Sen. Gecko Books & Comics was no accident," I warn. "What Me Iran-Contra?" Inouye all agree ... we're in a recession. 134 7 Kailua Road We tum a comer and come face draped in a huge red lei. There are those who argue that it Kailua, Hawaii 96 734 to face with dozens of bags of fer The program begins with a would be best·forour policy-mak ers to retrench. They're telling us to (808) 263-2004 tilizer, festering in the hotel's back moment of silence and an invoca lot, a paltry harbingerof the guano to tionby the great spiritual leader - a wait until the dark clpuds pass us by; close personal friendand marvelous Stop by when come. We enter the village, pass the when the sunshine comes through, humanitarian - Danny Kaleikini. you're in the formerhome of Don Ho and ride the we can start spending money and The is overwhelming. There neighborhood escalator of the elite to the Coral mana attracting people ..." I I I Find the Honolulu Continuedfrom Page 9 Weeki every Wedne a� in your neighborhood! James Goss. Through 3/20. Roy 'sResta urant, WahlneMaoli: Sisters oftheFirstNationin 66oOKalanianaole Hwy. 396-7697 SolidarityToward Sovereipty Thisgather Art Russell 5abln Watercolors of Hawaii scenes. ing will examinecelebrate and the possibilities Aiea Kailua Bike Ba-Le Apolo Oilsof marine life and Hawaiian plants. Through 3/20. Bakkus Gallery, 928 Nuuanu for Native American sovereignty. Part of cele-. Jelly's Comics & Ciao! Ciao! Gelato! Kapahulu Wine Bubbies Ongoing. Restaurant Row, 500Ala Moona Blvd. Books . Ave. 528-4677 brations to mark International Women's Day. Gecko Books & Waikiki-Kapahulu Campus Music 532-1200 Russell ScottBurditt a Assoc.Designs in Sponsored by the UH \Xbmen'sCenter. Campus Tower Records Comics Library Diem Coffeeshop A Brush WithIsland-inspired Nature water Downtown Hungry Ear Manoa Greek Corner architecture, planning, photography,watercol Center, UHM Campus: Sun. 3/8, 11 a.m. - 4 A Little Bit of Saigon Jaron's Coffee Manoa Hawaiian Graphics colors by Julie Kerns Schaper. Through 3/8. ors, pen and inks. Through3/3 1 with an open p.m.; UHWo men'sCenter, 1820 UniversityAve.: Arcade Building Kailua Library Coffeeline Kaplan Education Ho 'omalubiaBotanical Garden,Kaneohe 235- ing Fri. 3/6, 4 - 6 p.m. A Little Bit of Saigon, Sun, 3/8, 4 p.m. - 7 p.m. Free. 942-7762 Asia Mall Michael's Liquor Manoa Health Mart Center (,636 116oMaunakea St. 528-3663 Baik Design Ron's Place • Manoa Marketplace Kokua Co-op CClntemporayJapanese Architec:ture Mod A Show of Heart Valentine sculptures and Ba-le (Fort Street) The Source UH Business Mama Mia Pizza els of significant buildings completed in the computer artwork by Tu nothy In. Through 3/31. Ba-le (King Street) Tusitala Books Administration Bldg. Marco Polo Apt. Bldg. 70s and '80s. Opens Sun. 3/8, 4 - 6 p.m., and DesignersHa waii Corporation, Manoa Market Kids Beef Bowl. Kaimuki UH Campus Center McCully Bicycle & runsthrough 4/17. UHAlt Gallery, UH Manoa place, 2752 Woodlawn Dr. 486-3976 International Dayof the SeaSeal Life Park Bishop Street Cafe ?-Eleven (3105 UH Hamilton Library Sporting Goods and Sea Life Park Marine Research/Education Bravo Expresso Waialae Ave.) UH Manoa Gardens McCully Shopping campus. 956-8251 5pontaleousAn ConDlstion exhibit of paint Che Pasta ?-Eleven (3546 UH Sinclair Library Center Encounterswith V"ie Pa'8dise: ws ofHawaii ings and mixed media assemblages that artist Foundation celebrate Seal Day by featuring the Circuit Courthouse Waialae Ave.) Mapunapuna McCully-Moiliili aid People,Its 1778 · 1941A major exhibi Liam Walsh compares to "stream of conscious endangered Hawaiian monk seal. Kids learn City Art Works Chaminade University Alu Like Library tion of 159 paintings, watercolors and draw ness writing." Through 3/14. KCC, 4303 Dia about seals through projects, stories, games, Dillingham Library Olelo Moose McGillycuddy's ings depicting Hawaii, done over a period of mond Head Rd. 734-9375 priz.es andcrafts.Free fortwo kids 12 and under Transportation Che Pasta Mid·Tow n Rainbow Books 163 years. Not to be missed. Through 3/22. Still Life Studies Watercolors by Yasuko with adult's paidadmission. Sa:!life Park,Maka Building Columbia Inn ?-Eleven (1695 RestaurantRow Honolulu Academyof Arts,900 S.Beretania St. Abeshima. Through 3/27. Ramsay Galleries & puu Pt.: Sun. 3/8, 10:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. $12.50. Ditto's Gecko Books & Kapiolani Blvd.) Ciao! Ciao! Gelato! 538-3693 Cafe, 1128 Smith St. 537-ARTS 922-2074 Gateway Gallery Comics The Bike Shop Mailroom Ko'olau ArtistAssociation Paintings, draw TeaLocal potters display tea ceremony pieces. Make & Take Kids are invited to cut, paste, Grosvenor Center Harry's Music Bottega Antoine Paradise Bakery color and glitter stuff. The headliner activity Krung Thai Restaurant Kaimuki Library Cafe Cambia Rose City Dinner ings and prints. Opens Mon. 3/9 and runs Through 3/20. KeikoHa tano, 903 Waimanu St. through 4/3. Mezzanine Gallery, Pauahi Tower, 536-4899 entails having a photo taken in an ethnic cos Maunakea Marketplace Movie Museum Cale Sistina Sunset Grill tume and making a picture frame. Free with Nadines Music (Gentry YMCA Kaimuki- Central YMCA Waikiki 1001Bishop St. 247-0709 Transfigured NightsPaintings by Ka-Ning Pacilic) Waialae Diva Salon 80% Straight Luigi FumagalliAbstract impressionistic oils. Fong. Through 4/5. TbeContemporary Museum, admission to the museum. 7be Hawaii Chil Nuuanu YMCA Kakaako Gallery EAS CalleGuccinni Ongoing. RestaurantRow Gallery, 500 Ala 2411 Makiki Hgts. Dr. 526-1322 drens Museum, DoleCannery Square,650 lwilei Patisserie Chinese Chuckwagon Honolulu Academy of Coffee Connection Moana Blvd. 532-1200 TreasuresState fromthe Archives Trea ties, Rd.: Sat. & Sun., 3n & 3/8. All day. 522-0040 Ramsay Gallery Colorprints Arts Theatre Hot Java loneHaney Photos with oils and/or pastels; rare documents and artifacts highlight events Puppets, Muppets& TalesA chance for4 to Ron's Place Columbia Inn Honolulu Club Hula's Bar & Lei Stand somewith collage elements. Through 4/19. Tbe in the time of the Monarchy. Through 3/11. 5 yearolds to listento animalstories, then make Russell's (Amfac Fisher Hawaii Building Margie's(Eaton Contemporary Museum Cafe, 2411 Makiki Honolulu Academy of Arts,900 S. Beretania St. puppets from garden gloves. Bisbq>Museum, Center) Hawaii Mail Box Honolulu Medical Square) 1525 Bernice St.: Sat. 3n, 9:30 - 11:30 a.m. &12 Russell's (Grosvenor Service Group Reminisce Heights Dr. 526-1322 538-3693 Center) Hawaiian Bagels Jelly's Comics & TropicalTrad ing Post HawaiianDesign: Decorative Objects of Views of Ufein HawaiiA children's art exhi - 1 :30 p.m. $12 child, adult pair. 848-4168 Russell's (Tamarind Pacific Focus Books Wave Waikiki the1930s and Small1940s pieces from pri bition depicting life in the Islands. Through Story TimeTales of animals, dragons, fairies Park) Pink's Garage KHPR-Hawaii Public WardCenter vate and Academy collections. Through 4/5. 3/11. Honolulu Academy of Arts, 900 S. Bere and faraway places in the Contemporary Siri's Fax Foods Kalihi Radio Big Ed's Honolulu Academyof Arts, 900 S.Beretania St. tania St. 538-3693 Museum's courtyard. The Contemporary Waterfall Gallery Hawaiian Graphics McKinley Car Wash Mary Catherine's 538-3693 SpringWi Festival ndwardArtists Guild group Museum, 2411 Makiki Heights Dr.: Sat. 3/7, YWCA Richards Street Honolulu Community Mid-Town Center Bakery HawaiiArts ll11l(ll1ed aid PiecesCrafts from exhibit; mixed media. Opens Wed. 3/4 and 10:30 a.m. Free. 526-1322 Kaaawa College Paul Brown's Mocha Java China, Thailand, Burma, Bali and more. Ongo runsthrough 4/30. Reception Thur. 3/5, 5 - 8 Kaaawa Country Kaneohe Queen's Medical Ward Warehouse ing. Wa terfallGallery, 116oA Nuuanu Ave. 521- p.m. 7be Gallery on the Pali, 2500 Pali Hwy. Kitchen Dittos Center Cafeteria Chowder House 6863 Kabala Kaneohe Library Records Hawaii Frame Shack 526-1191 Hawaiian Prints An exhibit from the Wolks Eudidianfrom the Dream Cycle Ken Whatevahs Bravo Expresso Kapahulu Thai Taste Liquor Collection TheArt ofStorie Through Hawaiian Petro Academy's collection. Through 3/22. Honolulu_ Bushnell's paintings and prints. Through 4/5. Frame Shack Go Bananas Tower Records Walden Books glyphs An illustrated lecture by P.F. Academy of Arts,900 S. Beretania St. 538-3693 7be ContemporaryMus eum, 2411 Makiki Hgts. Subway lrifune Moiliili Kwiatkowski's, author of Na Ki'i Pobaku -A Island Triathalon & Anna Bannanas Hawaii Watercolor Society 29th annual Dr. 526-1322 membership show. Through 3/6. PauabiTo wer Hawaiian Petroglyph Primer. Honolulu ------Gallery, Bishop St. 923- Academy of Arts,900 S. Beretania St.: Sat. 3n, 6667 4 p.m. Free. 538-3693, ext. 247 Innovative Printrnak· Learning Heiau An historical and literary overview by Ing Studio members ACJIMllmDalk After slide A show and "lights Carol Silva on Hawaiian beiau, focusing on show their prints. out" tour of the aquarium's nocturnaldenizens. temple gods,temple features,riruals and stories. Through3/15. 7be Hon Wa ikiki Aquarium, 2m Kalakaua Ave.: Sat. Sponsored by the Hawaiian Historical Society. olulu Printmaking Wo rk- 3n. 7 - 9 p.m. $6. 923-9741 MissionHouses Mus eum, 553 S. King St.: Thur. Bickerton shop, 826-A Dillingham Columbian Exchanges As part of a series 3/5, 7:45 p.m. Blvd. 848-0402 marking the Columbian (that's Christopher) Monumentsto theStars Pyramidsof Egypt, JanesOils Rack of rus quincentenary, three expertswill examine "the ruins of Mexican cities, Stonehenge, early Poly Ramos-Saunders tic Hawaii. Through ecological consequences of 1492." McKinley nesian voyages and the observatories on Mauna 3/12. Cafe Che Pasta, High SchoolAuditorium: Sat. 3n, 9 - 11 a.m. Kea are all explored in this program. Reserva 1001 Bishop St. 524-0004 Free. 956-8505 tions suggested for evening shows. Bishop Dang & Bouslog LandscapesOil paint ConversationalWe Hawaiian ekly 45-minute Museum, 1525 Bernice St.: Through March. ings, by Noreen "brown bag" sessionssponsored by the Friends Daily 11 a.m. and 2 p.m., Fridays and Satur Naughton, of Monte of 'Iolani Palace forwould-be Hawaiian speak days, 7 p.m. $2.50. 847-4102 castello di Vibio in erson the go. 'lolaniBarracks, Palace grounds: NationalWriters Club A manuscript critique Umbria, Italy; farmlands We dnesdays 11 a.m. & noon. $5 per session; session. Ma noaPublic Library, 2716 Woodlawn Dr.: Fri. 3/6, 7:30 p.m. Free. 536-7901 Three Waterfront Plaza, Suite 500 around Wa terford, Ire registration is for one month. 522-0827 land; and Ho'omaluhia Dear Writer Former RSVP editor and some Poetry Reading An evenmg of poetry by Richard Jones, editor of PoetryF.ast. According 500 Ala Moana Blvd., Honolulu, 96813 Botanical Gardens, time Weekly writer Chris Alper offers tips for Hawaii. Through 3.16. freelancers froman editor's point of view. KCC to Booklist, 'Jones portrays the human face of Che Pasta, 3571 Wa ialae DiamondHead Campus. Wednesdays 3/4, 3/11 loneliness, desire, loss and the redemptive Phone: (808) 599-381 1, FAX : 533-2467 Ave. 735-Im & 3/18, 6:30 - 8:30 p.m. $20. 734-9211 powerof awarenessand acceptance." Campus Landscapes& Florals Leaf Printing Now you can use those yard Center Ballroom, UH Manoa campus: Tues. Oils and collage paint rakings to make a "lasting impression." Tema n, 3/10, 7:30 p.m. Free. 956-7235 ings by Gloria Foss. 1329-A 10thAve .: Sat 3n, 9 a.m. - noon. $16.50. ProChoicersDemonstration against Pregnancy Through 3/31. Arts of 735-186o Problem Center. A carpool will leave the UH Trial la wyer$ Paradise, International I.Ali Making Two sessions, two different ways Wo men's Center 0820 University Ave.) at 3:30 Market Place. 924-2787 of making leis: wili winding and balm braiding. p.m. Pregnancy Prob/em Center, 1451 S. King Modern Indonesian Te mari, 1329-A 10th Ave.: Sun. 3/8. Wilf. 9 a.m. St.: Mon. 3/9, 4 - 6 p.m. 9'17-1615 concentrating on Art: Three Genera· - noon; baku: 1 - 4 p.m. $16.50. 735-1860 Sport Kite Championships The top pilots tions of Tradition & Naturopathic Alternatives Health care for from Hawaii, the Mainland, Japan, Australia, ca$eS in volving Personal Injury, Change 1945 · 1990 those who don't believethe AMA hype.Natur New Zealand, Singapore and Germany will SeeAlt Pick on Page 6. opathic doc Lori Kimata teaches how to deal compete in the 9th Annual Hawaii Challenge. TheMasturbator Pho with problems from colds to PMS. KCC Dia Crowd-pleasersinclude kites that seem to kiss Commercial and Real Estate Di$p utes, tographsand writings by mond Head Campus. Wed. 3/4, 6 - 9 p.m. $15. in mid-air, kite ballets flown in tandem that Mario Savioni, whose 734-9211 reach 75 mph, events choreographed to music press release reads: "At Part11ershipsfor Survival Partof the Aquar and individualand teamevents with dual-line FirstAm endment l$$Ues and times, self-indulgence ium's series on survival lessons to be learned and quad-line kites. Demonstrationsand work can masquerade as art." from coral reefssystems. This week: how sym shops. Kapio/aniPa rk. Fri. - Sun., 3/6 - 3/8, IO Environmental Law. Through 3/6. Art biotic reefcritters prosperby scamming on each a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. 922-5483 Department Commons other. Wa ikiki Aquarium, 2m Kalakaua Ave.: SpringSuper Sale Plants, books, used cloth Central UnionCh urch, Gallery, UH Manoa cam We d. 3/4. 7:30 p.m. $3 donation. 923-9741 ing and more. 166o S. pus. 956-8251 Sun Drum Hand-drumming traditions from Beretania St.: Sat. 3n. 9 a.m. - I p.m. 941-0957 Myths & Issues around the world in group classes with drum Wolves& Humans:Coexistence, Competi Ceramic works and master Sequin. YWCA Auditorium, 1820 Uni tionConflict & This exhibit features a simu sculpture by Margaret versity Ave.: Tuesdays & Thursdays, 5 - 6:45 lated wolves' den, plus representations of Free case evaluation and flexible fee Realica. Through 4/5. p.m. $10. 595-4714 wolves in folklore, myth, art andreligion, video The Contemporarv Time and Place University of Arizona prof and computer programs. Bishop Museum, 1525 arrangements tailored to your case. \luset1 m. 2"111 \lakiki Rohert Giebner speakson architetture as a reflec Bernice St.: Through 31 I'. $5.95 adults, �4.95 tion ol region. Part of a senesof lectures on his kids. &!7-3511 a 1 llgts. Dr. 526-13�2 , Poi Palate :vl ixed toric preservauon. Old Arcb1z:esBuilding, ·Jolani • , media pamtmgs by Palace: Wed. 514. noon - l p.m. 956-'1733 12 • March 4, 1992 • Honolulu We ekly