Ex Publl the Location of Bi-Weekly Pep Talks and Quasi-Enlightenment
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,. ''I TODAY, INSIDE YESTERDAY • PLAYMATE -~ll.knl, of AWARDS .t through the • WFU undefeated ANNOUNCED of a possible • WGA two seasons junior links It 72.5 stroke 1es. A Prize- Winning Newspaper elmeier. the * m, combined VOLUME LV * * Wake Forest University, Winston-Salem, North Carolina, Friday,-~--~~~~~~~--------------------------------~~~- April Fools, 1970* * * Number 22 eight matc~s shman, Walk ive, averaged winning 9 1/2 ,aeons, while ior of Rock- Chapel Brings Fantastic Sum Of $1,000.50 S 1/2 points 1 ls, averaging Kentucky Plucked Chicken ~:;. i I Buys Historic Wait Chapel f •'--~~~ 1 :-~ \ 1 ~- l In what was applauded as ''the most profit $1,000 was the minimum figure for bidding ' able financial dealing in the University's allowed by Sun-Fun Loans, Inc., which fi history,'' Wake Forest sold Wait Chapel, nanced the construction of the Chapel in \ ' I a campus landmark, to Kentucky Plucked the mid 1950's. ~ I Chicken, Inc., for a reported $1,000.50. Construction crews arrived on campus f l The sale, held last week in the East Monday to dismantle the building for trans I Lounge, boiled down to a altercation ·between fer to the parking lot of the Kentucky Plucked Kentucky Plucked Chicken and Town Bev Chicken center across the street from Sam's erage, Inc. Town Beverage had offered $1,000 Tavern on the Gold. A giant barbecue pit for the building, which a spokesman said will replace the organ, which was donated was to have been used to store various to the Baptist Building in Raleigh to ac spirits and beverages. company lamentations of the campus's de generacy. A Kentucky Plucked Chicken official con F acuity Demands fided that he wasn't sure" what would happen to the baptismal pool. --- - During its history, spanning almost 20 Include Funhouse years, Wait Chapel served as the home of "> the Wake Forest Baptist Church and, until ·cati•on compulsory chapel was abolished last year, Sex Publl the location of bi-weekly pep talks and quasi-enlightenment. The University faculty, reacting to a poll Built at a cost of over $1 million, the which showed generally negative attitudes building was to have been paid for by a por toward them among the student body, pre tion of the student activity fee. University sented a list of 25 demands to the students officials once flirted with the idea of gate yesterday by dropping the list from the third sales, but abandoned the idea when an Internal floor offices of Tribble Hall, where they Revenue Service officer mentioned the tax had barricaded themselves. bracket. The poll, conducted by the University other organizations which bid for the psychological testing center, revealed that building were the Third National Bank; Blow lpo1 77% of University students have felt a desire Motors, Inc.; Hit Detractions; and Sigma to murder a faculty member at least once Chi social fraternity. •.. And The Steeple Came Tumbling Down ... No More Chapel during their lifetimes, Fourteen percent of the students interviewed said that they had always felt the faculty should be treated with "benign neglect." Eight percent re School To Raise ported that they nave never seen a faculty member. Two students asked what a faculty Additional Funds was. 88 Per Cent Of Coeds 'Visitated' The first demand on the faculty's list called for a new maximum teaching load of one .class per week. T. Spoons baker, With -the visitation i::;sue still burning during the last month. Tooters, chuckling as he read the state sity students answering the survey s_aid By Pay Toilets professor of political science, said that ment, said that the outcome of the visita that they bad not been pushed into anything the present average load of three classes in the hands of the trustees and the faculty by visiting in the men's and women's dorms. threatening to resign if the unlimited visita ''W.hat's even more surprising," said Dead tion issue was really inconsequential. "The a week "leaves us with practically no One student said that allowing visitation. The University's director of buildings and tion proposal in men's and women's dorms Tooters, student body president, "55 per students are already visitating, so why even leisure time," try to make it legal?" would probably help to improve the morals grounds has proposed that pay toilets be The faculty also demanded that the student is not approved, student leaders revealed cent of the University males actually con of the students. "Who wants to do anything installed in Reynolda Hall. An ancillary sug that 88 per cent of the coeds had admitted fessed to spending the night in the girl's The survey which was distributed to al government vacate its offices within 24 most three-fourths of the student body in that's legal? That takes all the fun out of gestion calls for ·the removal of toilets hours. Soiled Fossil, professor of English, to "visitating" illegally in the men's dorms dorms.".·' it!'· he sa in- in boys' and girls' dormitories. cluded q11estions on premarital sexual inter explained that the offices will converted into course and legalized abortion. Tooters said Of the 55 per cent of the males who had Several University administrators arrived a "Faculty Fun house.'' ' at the brainstorm, said Harold "Pete" the survey was conducted by a Christian engaged in premarital sex, only two per s. The biology faculty demanded that a lottery cent said they would marry a girl who was Bore, after it occurred to them that a tre Morals class on matters concerning sex be conducted to determine which students Scalie To Change Religion; ual behavior. "Actually, it wasn't devised not a virgin. Of the 49 per cent of the coeds mendous source or additional revenue was will be used for the pioneer brain-transplant lying untapped. Some 2,400 undergraduates, because of the visitation controversy, but it who had had sexual relations, nearly all operations. Pierre Wiggle, professor of just so happens that the results may have said they would marry a man who had en who must make at least five trips to the. State Baptists Are Frantic potty a day, would net the University ap some effect on the action taken by the trus- gaged in sexual intercourse with someone biology, complained, "If ze students would tees." . else. The coeds who said they had "sort proximately $480 per day or an income for only volunteer for zese experiments, ze Concerning the question regarding pre or' engaged in sexual relations left the an academic year of roughly $80,000, Bore decided last night as to the methods they lottery would not be necessary. After all, The North Carolina Baptist State Con marital sexual intercourse, 55 percent of the question blank, Tooters said. said. vot have zey got to lose -- life insurance vention was placed in an ''impossible quar. would use for solving the controversy. males responded they had engaged in pre The last question on the survey was "Do. The office of Dr. James Ralph Scalie, is dirt cheap.' • dry" yesterday when Dr.James RalphScalie, One minister, amazed at the Scalies' marital sex. The remaining 45 percent of you consider premarital sexual relations president of the· University, will be moved Saying that students would like them if president of the University, announced his announcement, criticized the president for the males said they "condoned sexual in morally wrong under any circumstances?" to the basement of Reynolda Hall to accomo they knew them better, the faculty also intention of becoming a Catholic. his flippant attitude toward religion. "In tercourse only in certain instances." (They Tooters said 99.9 per cent of those answer date some 30 new pay toilets. demanded that they be given unlimited visi Regulations governing the relationship be your hear~ you know we're right," he said. didn't cite any specific instances!) ing the petition said yes. "There are an Proposed cost for the toilets, Bore said, tation privileges in the student dormi tween the convention and the University While some sided with Scalie's decision, The coeds, Tooters said, really surprised awfully lot of guilty people walking around would be 20 cents. This would given the ,, tories. They also demanded that students forbid anyone but an ordained Baptist min many Baptist theologians flew to the camp the Morals class by their responses. Al campus," Tooters said. University a ten-cent edge on competitors. (Continued To Page 5) ister from holding the presidential office. of a stern ftmdamentalist who noted: "It most one-half of the females admitted to When asked what relevance the survey had "The idea behind the requirement,'' said a don't matter whether he's Catholic or Baptist. engaging in premarital intercourse with Uni to visitation, Tooters said he couldn't think Baptist official in Raleigh, is to insure to The fact that kids at Wake Forest areplayin' versity males, and the rest of the coeds of anything right off hand, but "I do think the University the benefit of broad mind and cards, missing church, ,and--God forbid· said they had "sort or• engaged in pre the survey shows that the students at this liberal sentiment:• drinkin' and dancin' is measure enough of marital sex with University males. University are certainly following their Bap But the state Baptist hierarchy was un- his efficiency." An overwhelming majority of the Univer- tist tradition in thought if not in action!" One moderate pointed out, however, that Scales' decision does indeed make him ineligible to continue as president. He sug Campus Radicals gested that the University trustees and con- vention give serious consideration to The Rev.