,. ''I TODAY, INSIDE YESTERDAY • PLAYMATE -~ll.knl, of AWARDS .t through the • WFU undefeated ANNOUNCED of a possible • WGA two seasons junior links It 72.5 stroke 1es. A Prize- Winning Newspaper elmeier. the * m, combined VOLUME LV * * Wake Forest University, Winston-Salem, North Carolina, Friday,-~--~~~~~~~------~~~- April Fools, 1970* * * Number 22 eight matc~s shman, Walk ive, averaged winning 9 1/2 ,aeons, while ior of Rock- Chapel Brings Fantastic Sum Of $1,000.50 S 1/2 points 1 ls, averaging Kentucky Plucked Chicken ~:;. i I Buys Historic Wait Chapel f •'--~~~ 1 :-~ \ 1 ~- l In what was applauded as ''the most profit $1,000 was the minimum figure for bidding ' able financial dealing in the University's allowed by Sun-Fun Loans, Inc., which fi history,'' Wake Forest sold Wait Chapel, nanced the construction of the Chapel in \ ' I a campus landmark, to Kentucky Plucked the mid 1950's. ~ I Chicken, Inc., for a reported $1,000.50. Construction crews arrived on campus f l The sale, held last week in the East Monday to dismantle the building for trans I Lounge, boiled down to a altercation ·between fer to the parking lot of the Kentucky Plucked Kentucky Plucked Chicken and Town Bev Chicken center across the street from Sam's erage, Inc. Town Beverage had offered $1,000 Tavern on the Gold. A giant barbecue pit for the building, which a spokesman said will replace the organ, which was donated was to have been used to store various to the Baptist Building in Raleigh to ac spirits and beverages. company lamentations of the campus's de generacy. A Kentucky Plucked Chicken official con F acuity Demands fided that he wasn't sure" what would happen to the baptismal pool. --- - During its history, spanning almost 20 Include Funhouse years, Wait Chapel served as the home of "> the Wake Forest Baptist Church and, until ·cati•on compulsory chapel was abolished last year, Sex Publl the location of bi-weekly pep talks and quasi-enlightenment. The University faculty, reacting to a poll Built at a cost of over $1 million, the which showed generally negative attitudes building was to have been paid for by a por toward them among the student body, pre tion of the student activity fee. University sented a list of 25 demands to the students officials once flirted with the idea of gate yesterday by dropping the list from the third sales, but abandoned the idea when an Internal floor offices of Tribble Hall, where they Revenue Service officer mentioned the tax had barricaded themselves. bracket. The poll, conducted by the University other organizations which bid for the psychological testing center, revealed that building were the Third National Bank; Blow lpo1 77% of University students have felt a desire Motors, Inc.; Hit Detractions; and Sigma to murder a faculty member at least once Chi social fraternity. •.. And The Steeple Came Tumbling Down ... No More Chapel during their lifetimes, Fourteen percent of the students interviewed said that they had always felt the faculty should be treated with "benign neglect." Eight percent re School To Raise ported that they nave never seen a faculty member. Two students asked what a faculty Additional Funds was. 88 Per Cent Of Coeds 'Visitated' The first demand on the faculty's list called for a new maximum teaching load of one .class per week. T. Spoons baker, With -the visitation i::;sue still burning during the last month. Tooters, chuckling as he read the state sity students answering the survey s_aid By Pay Toilets professor of political science, said that ment, said that the outcome of the visita that they bad not been pushed into anything the present average load of three classes in the hands of the trustees and the faculty by visiting in the men's and women's dorms. threatening to resign if the unlimited visita ''W.hat's even more surprising," said Dead tion issue was really inconsequential. "The a week "leaves us with practically no One student said that allowing visitation. The University's director of buildings and tion proposal in men's and women's dorms Tooters, student body president, "55 per students are already visitating, so why even leisure time," try to make it legal?" would probably help to improve the morals grounds has proposed that pay toilets be The faculty also demanded that the student is not approved, student leaders revealed cent of the University males actually con of the students. "Who wants to do anything installed in Reynolda Hall. An ancillary sug that 88 per cent of the coeds had admitted fessed to spending the night in the girl's The survey which was distributed to al government vacate its offices within 24 most three-fourths of the student body in that's legal? That takes all the fun out of gestion calls for ·the removal of toilets hours. Soiled Fossil, professor of English, to "visitating" illegally in the men's dorms dorms.".·' it!'· he sa in- in boys' and girls' dormitories. cluded q11estions on premarital sexual inter explained that the offices will converted into course and legalized abortion. Tooters said Of the 55 per cent of the males who had Several University administrators arrived a "Faculty Fun house.'' ' at the brainstorm, said Harold "Pete" the survey was conducted by a Christian engaged in premarital sex, only two per s. The biology faculty demanded that a lottery cent said they would marry a girl who was Bore, after it occurred to them that a tre Morals class on matters concerning sex be conducted to determine which students Scalie To Change Religion; ual behavior. "Actually, it wasn't devised not a virgin. Of the 49 per cent of the coeds mendous source or additional revenue was will be used for the pioneer brain-transplant lying untapped. Some 2,400 undergraduates, because of the visitation controversy, but it who had had sexual relations, nearly all operations. Pierre Wiggle, professor of just so happens that the results may have said they would marry a man who had en who must make at least five trips to the. State Baptists Are Frantic potty a day, would net the University ap some effect on the action taken by the trus- gaged in sexual intercourse with someone biology, complained, "If ze students would tees." . else. The coeds who said they had "sort proximately $480 per day or an income for only volunteer for zese experiments, ze Concerning the question regarding pre or' engaged in sexual relations left the an academic year of roughly $80,000, Bore decided last night as to the methods they lottery would not be necessary. After all, The North Carolina Baptist State Con marital sexual intercourse, 55 percent of the question blank, Tooters said. said. vot have zey got to lose -- life insurance vention was placed in an ''impossible quar. would use for solving the controversy. males responded they had engaged in pre The last question on the survey was "Do. The office of Dr. James Ralph Scalie, is dirt cheap.' • dry" yesterday when Dr.James RalphScalie, One minister, amazed at the Scalies' marital sex. The remaining 45 percent of you consider premarital sexual relations president of the· University, will be moved Saying that students would like them if president of the University, announced his announcement, criticized the president for the males said they "condoned sexual in morally wrong under any circumstances?" to the basement of Reynolda Hall to accomo they knew them better, the faculty also intention of becoming a Catholic. his flippant attitude toward religion. "In tercourse only in certain instances." (They Tooters said 99.9 per cent of those answer date some 30 new pay toilets. demanded that they be given unlimited visi Regulations governing the relationship be your hear~ you know we're right," he said. didn't cite any specific instances!) ing the petition said yes. "There are an Proposed cost for the toilets, Bore said, tation privileges in the student dormi tween the convention and the University While some sided with Scalie's decision, The coeds, Tooters said, really surprised awfully lot of guilty people walking around would be 20 cents. This would given the ,, tories. They also demanded that students forbid anyone but an ordained Baptist min many Baptist theologians flew to the camp the Morals class by their responses. Al campus," Tooters said. University a ten-cent edge on competitors. (Continued To Page 5) ister from holding the presidential office. of a stern ftmdamentalist who noted: "It most one-half of the females admitted to When asked what relevance the survey had "The idea behind the requirement,'' said a don't matter whether he's Catholic or Baptist. engaging in premarital intercourse with Uni to visitation, Tooters said he couldn't think Baptist official in Raleigh, is to insure to The fact that kids at Wake Forest areplayin' versity males, and the rest of the coeds of anything right off hand, but "I do think the University the benefit of broad mind and cards, missing church, ,and--God forbid· said they had "sort or• engaged in pre the survey shows that the students at this liberal sentiment:• drinkin' and dancin' is measure enough of marital sex with University males. University are certainly following their Bap But the state Baptist hierarchy was un- his efficiency." An overwhelming majority of the Univer- tist tradition in thought if not in action!" One moderate pointed out, however, that Scales' decision does indeed make him ineligible to continue as president. He sug Campus Radicals gested that the University trustees and con- vention give serious consideration to The Rev. Billy Graham" "The place could use a .. . t Demand Visitation crusade," he said. At a meeting of the Board of Trustees yesterday, Scalie announced that "personal" In Girls' Dorms reasons necessitated a change of faiths. The trustees, as a gesture of their con As Don Clam and his bodyguards stormed tinuing support, passed a resolution asking into the three girls' dorms and literally that their membership be opened to out-of- dragged every girl from her room to the state, non-Baptists. . seance at.-Reynolda Hall, he shouted, "What more could you want," a Baptist "The first of our 25 demands is for equal minister who heard of the proposal re ...... '-: rights for coeds, and that should begin tonight torted, "than a BHOAD education with a by permanent intervisitation! Besides, the Christian emphasis? Besides, if we freed . ··.· girls' dorms are more comfortable, and I'm the board of its arcane influences, we're tired of my top bunk.'' liable to get a conglomeration of liberals The Radical Group has taken over the and atheists who care only for education. student government at the University, and I can't think of anything worse.'' immediately began to revise the system by At press time, ''Old Gold ann Black'" burning an existing text books at a bonfire received word that a petition was under last Friday. They have set up press for a way to dissolve the board of trustees. From new set of books, edited by The-One-And the Baptist Building in Raleigh, headquart-. Only - Infallible - lncompromising - Un ers of the state convention, came news yieiding - 'totalitarian- Authoritative -Rigid that the convention had "too large a fi Freedom Press. As one of the radicals nancial stake'' in the Universitr (about put it, "It is hoped that will bring about a 2 per cent of the total budget) to relinquish more open attitude among the student body." any control. The new group will also revise the cafe teria, serving their first meal of pot roast, llf:::::::::::::::::::::::z;=;;:~;;=::::~::;:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::llli ,. with spiked potato chips for dessert. Next on the menu will be beef pot pie, since no one seemed to enjoy it last year. Students are rPminded that tlte reserva- Total resignation of the administration, j:i~ ~g faculty, and trustees was demanded, with :;;; tion deposit, $50 last week, has gone up to ~jj: :::; $100. ::::: students taking over the positions. Some :;:; The rise, said Jesse Billiard Universitv ::;:: students are even converting to the Baptist •••• J ,. .•.•. :;:;treasurer, is due to the "nationwide in- ·:;:: Church, so they can take over the Baptist ::;: flationary spiral.·· ::;:: Showin' It Canned Melons A variety of new articles will be sold at X ~ Gnome Melons freshman of Hayseed sits immobilized atop the 1nformatlon desk. lAst the> Sundry Shop, including an abundant supply :i:i The deadline for nayment of the deposits ·::j:: 'eggy Weleh, "~ week Miss Melo~s--clad only in whatev~r the boys could scrounge up--greeteil unbelievers of birth control pills. The infirmary seems :;:; has been moved from Apru 1~ tu yesterday. ;:;:. This rosy-cheeked young lass, sunninr; hPrsPlf atcp t'tle ::!abrock tiormitory sun deck reprt>sents the trp;,.,,! ,_.,~,., ,_. . · · · . , '- · ·., , ',.,.__.,.-~, :::P 49 per cent in R~ynolda Hall for an unprecedentE>d·46 hours, Miss }l.elons, who says her hobby is sitting to have lost hair of its business! :::: Late payments will incur a $20 hanrlling :;:; who have inrlulged m sex an•l tne temamwg per who have "sort of" in elevated trashcans would have continued to socialize had not a member of the campus The University barber shop wah ~.•.. c harge. .·.·.~ premamaJ ~l ~l'ilt become acquainted with it. But with such an unanimated expression, how do the Wake Forest security forcP. sprayed her with a water hosP anrl fined her $25 for littering. (Continued To . ~!;~~:!:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::!:::::::::::~:::::::~:::~:~:~:~=~:~fl boys tell for sure? ., I' ··-I . I I University Announces 'Total Development' Plans I I By CLARK KENT sruoem health center Wlll go up An administrator 1n close to hell--a pronouncement which, about 150 :)er cent by September. connection with the facility "audacity" to leave parking The fine Is double If there are I one observer said, marked the stickers from previous years park In horseshoe areas from As the University skidded to "We felt that students couldn't term~d It "one of the most lu no other cars In the parking are you gettmg the most 11,18lst time in 136 years on their rear bumpers will be 3 a.m. to 4 a,rh, Twenty pa the end of its !36th anniver protest in a matter of lift> and crative operations we have," the University has been doomed. lot at the time. Spaces will be from your present charged with "interrupting the painted In the ''boondocks" In trolm.en have been assigned night sary, the administration re death--especially when it's Profits are used to finance the "By all counts, we should'.ve wetting solution? leased plans designed for the THEIR life or death,'' a campus Men's Hesidence Council and the smooth discharge of the traffic order that the fine may be more beats to Insure that the new been toasted by now," one stu department's duties" and fined "br
1\qr 0'.1-r 1~' [': Smgl e H...,.: 7 •·"'· •.;1 II ,,,.. Camaro Sport [-1 H1u1: s~huvl,:rc:t:u i!t' Coupe ·with Rally Me"~oy ...... loot•rol.y SJ!Ort package. We f~>~tur., a complete aM variPI1 m~nu that's sure to SELECTING FOR SUMMER AND FALL TRAINING CLJ.SSES I' lease the enti rP ... studcnt SPECIAL INTERVIEWR IN CHARLOTTE Friday, Apri117 5 p.m.- 9 p.m. t'rH!y. C'nmt> anc1 SeE'! SIRVING OUAlii'Y FOODS Saturday, April 18 9 a.m. - I p.m. AT PO,IAAI PIICU Manager Motor Inn-No Phone Calls please. Sa"llwic.... Manager Motor Inn- NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE. lw•cloM •.• StoHl NO APPOINTMENT NEEDED. 7 V•rietiet of '•"c•~•• Or fc'r H\l(ltrn,l!rCif1 wrrte Mqr nf St•'•Vdtdc.,.., l~l'Crurtrncnl. Enter the '70 Chevy Sports Holiday Drawing. Now tht·u March 31. • Se•fo•tl hali- 8itMo Y nu r·ou\d win a WPI'k-lrrn\~ trip (or t Wtl to :.t famous spvrts eo.:<'nt,anywhPrc in thf' world! Or u new C1lmaro orot hf•r ~-:hP\·rnlf•t !!port modPI!3.1•15 pri7.4'~ in all. For full dr·tai\-.; .ltlll an I'll I ry form, visit your partit·ipaling ch .. vroh.>t lh·alPr's ~Jmrts JJppartml'nt. Hl>Sidf'nts n.r Nt•W JprsPy, Iowa, .lr.it.tl Flurirla, t Jhitl, (;Pnr~i.t and \l 1·,o.:nuri m;(y r<'t(Uttst an t'ntry form hy Sl'nding a stampPd, sdr-uddressl'd l'!l\'PIOIII' to tht'lr ClwvroiPt dra\er. ,__, AmericanAirlines 'fhi!-i olft•r \ oid in lht• ~tatt·-> of \\'ashingtlJn and \\'ist•onsin or whl•rcv(•f l)rohihitPd hy law. WI~• Of UCtUI'•tE An EqlJol! Opporluntly E:mployPr ., PAGE THHEE April Fool;;, OLIJ GOI.D AND BLACK I' ··------~------· Old Gold Presents.... : Rodent Hair Found ·"'C.,:f - Grad Coed I lS I April Playmate I In 'Crater' Sausage To Appeal I ; from ty pa Suspension ednlght , The breakfast line of the A,R.A. rived they promptly closed the he new Crater cafeteria was closed down breakfast line and sent the sau j, "Stu yesterday because the sausage sage to the state health depart Prunella Fuzzl!y, graduate of seshoes was believed to contain Insect ment for examination. The in Splopv!lle, has appealed her ;tudents parts and rodent hair. spectors gave the cafeteria a· suspension from the University ' park" The County Health Inspection "B" rating and promised to to the executive committee, Miss Board came to the University return with a lower rating if Fuzzby was suspended by the after an unidentified coed called the sausage was found tn be contaminated, Honor Council last week.< for ly '$15 fee the city office to complain that ing about her age on every form or any the link sausage "looked funny" Reports released from the she has ever filled out at the ar."I:his and •· tasted worse," state health research office this University, · When the health inspectors ar- 1e just morning revealed "body part "Lying is a serious offense, a fine. of adult insects and one rodent and must be dealt with accord hair" present in the sausage. ! of that 1 ingly •" said Honor Council chair . A state spokesman said that Ida Hall the presence of rodent hairs man Dim Be:ast, "Miss Fuzzby 1s have Reyno has stained :;.·r honor as a Wake ion of is indicative of possible fecal contamination. Rodents, in Forest st::tiH!t and has brought he re shame and reprcacl1 on the U we only Is Barred cleaning themselves, pull out some hairs, ingest them, and niversity,'' stolen Miss Fuzzby, a philosophy ma re were expel them in their excrement. Hair To Students The excrement may find its jor ·.clio is actually 36 but rmitory lisle!! : ··rself as 24, remarked D. But I way into sausages directly in The rodent hair In the sausage lmk (see story this page) was not the After another series of the processing plant, or in only complaint students wagedaginst.A.R.A. Crater caf
GHAY LAWRENCE, BEV SHA\\' BILL BENNETT Frog Says 'Keep Off The Grass!' BAlmY ROBINSON Business Adve1tising ·• 7:00 - Hair Co-Editors Manager Manager house. Guests To The Editors: of the change when he went to the pool last Tue~day. When he O(Jen"d the !l•Jor to the Frogs and going. DIANNE JONES I've U<'l'll askt•d tu writP a· letter urging Intervisitation PATTI ALLEN pool area, he was confronted by three girls Dear Editors: 11:00 - Grul Managing Editor Assistant Editor peripatetic slti
in the race from the ad!Tiis The James Ralph Scalie En K sions office down the hall to thusiasm Award goes to William 0 the den of the registrar. Elap Release, who talked 95 percent 12:00 - Spec sed time: eight minutes for 200 of the students here into support of it. feet. ing visitation even though most 4:00 - Happ any day of the v The King Midas award goes could care less, to the College Bookstore, which managed to make a profit in the The If-You-First-Don't-Suc depths of the great depression. ceed, Try-Again Award goes to The Go-To-Sleep-My-Baby a the Afro-American Society who Rat ward goes to the Men's Resi tired and tried to make dence Council, a veteran of a mountains out of mole hills and ~lf a decade of screaming fits then struck a gold mine in the For of jealousy and temper tan person of the Honor Council...... trums because of its big brother, the Interfraternity Council. For courage above and beyond the call of duty, we give the Con It's 4:00a.m., To A.R.A Crater goes the Most Rat Court! Let Futile Attempt Award, They did gressional Medal of Honor to the of-the-earth tog• a nice job on the cafeteria. reno flag-waving members of Kappa 'Nude' Play Strays Into Irrelevance the Rec Room. : vations, but they forgot to reno Alpha social fraternity. to put up with a f tortures, they a1 vate what needed it most: the The Toilet Paper award, given food. BYINFLUENZE of Mr, Fallic" is not only stimulating for in view of the facts, as tenuous an assump all day, The girls, after initally being bom in our sophistica to that person or thing demon tion as ever was, Resolving to cut the Gor ' • All we're goir We give the Duped Good award A Review its own sake, but fills a cinematic and the barded with rotten eggs by Lu' s Legions, strating the greatest potential atrical void as well, dian knot, they demonstrate .the full po are sentenced to the dunking stools at Rey to the posts, gre: to the University treasurer, J es- for evading a straightforward It is not often that a group of collegiate The plot begins in a typical Hanoverian tential of the warm summer air and the nolda Lake. eat lard, and Ill question, goes to the University thespians dares to break with prosaic in Victorian-Wake Forestrian way, in the tower clear sky before a cheering crowd of 2,000 The affinity group is abolished by the the best group Honor Council, fluences and embark on new cultural ef of the soon-to-be-dismantled Wait Chapel. students and a panting coterie of 4, ODD Student Life Committee because it has not they love us. T fusions; but one certainly must give the Members of the affinity group are led by a dogs. paid the requisite $100 registration and the over, and they'J To the staffs of "The How University Theatre credit for its candor Polish student named Fallic, busy sucking Naturally, the Establishment--in the form $20D charter application fees. next couple of we ler" and "The Student" we give in the vivid production of "The Falls And on Ex-Lax tablets. They engage in melodra of the University administration--intercedes. The play, however, loses some of its First of all, coming up. It v .~ a 2 - ton black bull for talking Fears or Mr. Fallic", a blunt portrayal of matic, profoundly symbolic hanky-panky be The skillful use of stage lighting presages a theatrical integrity with its fairy-tale, "deus f ~ nudity among a Wake Forest affinity group. fore running all over the campus in their gloomy interruption of the local sun-fun ex machina'' ending, The Men's Judicial musical talents ;-.l 1 •,".Z-: ~ and writing over our heads. i' Nudity is something that has been around birthday suits, Through this vechicle, the festival. Fine writing craftsmanship man Board, WGA and Student Life Committee school how well ages to make the collision of youth and our spring brea~ The Cloak and Dagger award for some time, but only now is assuming students' intense desires for uncorseted are all ignored by the benevolent executive a cultural importance in the film and theater. liberty are revealed. Uncovered in the pro tradition quite clear: fines are imposed committee, The affinity group is given twenty-part medl goes to the College Union, which Various movie and theater directors have cess is about 8,000 square inches of real, on the students for walking on the grass a former janitor's closet in Reynolda Hall other groups, si squeals like a stuck pig when approached the subject with somewhat more honest-to-goodness human flesh, and they are brought before the Men's and granted a charter. And though the stu minutes beforeh ever someone asks what its curiousity than artistic sentiment. A close This is not an ersatz medium, but a Judicial Board, Women's Government Asso dents' guilty sentences are not overrulr, must be brought to the Old away any letter with which they disagree crying in the wilderness. Gold office at least six weeks before the partment announced Thursday that cadets in this experimental program because of the the courts. ....:::: Loads Of so writers are advised to avoid any contro~ the Wake Forest program would soon begin proximity of Reynolda gardens and Tangle The complicated litigation involved the :::: desired publication date. versial issue. Any complaints will receive .•.. $6.95 To Letters will be chosen for their general training with limited nuclear weapons. Stu wood, an Army spokesman said. "Vilnston validity of the deed held by the University, ....:·:· the editors' prompt neglect. dents should not worry, he said about minor Salem was also deemed desirable because ot handwritten on a crumbling cigar wrapper. irrelevancy to current campus issues. They Any language stronger than "Gee, whiz" ::::.•.. Also 01 quakes in the area due to thes~ tests. "The its limited population. Arter all, if we make Carolina's contention was never seriously "•'• are expected to be long, rambling, and com .....•.. Leui straight pletely off the point. All letters MUST be is not acceptable. fallout is relatively harmless and the quakes a mistake we wouldn't want to burn At considered. .... caused by the explosions should be a source lanta again." the Army spokesm~n laughed, The deed was singed by Harry Blossom, ..•.:::: solids are a \ ...... •. of amusement for students," he said. "After A student demonstrationprotestmg the pro Carolina's chief financial officer in 1864 .... All of these all, how can one expect my boys to learn gram began shortly. after the announcement and the engineer of that institution's fall .••..... but the boys participating in it were drafted...... •.• Founded January 15, 1916, as the stU<1ent newspaper of Wake Forest University, Old without trying," he laughed. into poverty. In return, Blossom received :::: ALL AT Gold ar.rt Fl!ack is puhlished each Friday during the school year except during ex When questioned about the effect on stu $15 000--which he used for a trip to New :-:~ nination, summer and holiday periorls as directed by the Wake Forest Publications dents not in ROTC Dickson waned philo ROTC cadets were not noticeably pleased Yo;k City to recruit UNC's first basketball .•..:~: at the announcement of the new program, .... >ard, Mailerl each week. sophical. "We keep pretty much to our players. ..•.•'•'•... Mille• selves over here," he said. "After all, we "1' 11 do it because I love God and my coun Results of the court case represented a .... Memtwrs nf tht> Associated Col!e~iate Press. Represented for National Advertlslng try " one cadet said. Another cadet said he by :'.'ational Er!ucational Advertisinf!: Service, Inc., a division of Reader's Digest don't complain when a football player is ty:;ically phyrrhic victory for the Univer ::::.••. Varie injured or when a cadet catches cold from a did~'! agree but thought that his leaders, in sity. Rather than accepting direct payment Salr·s ~ucl s~l">l''•·. Subscription rate: $4,DO. Secor.d-class postage pajd, Wlnston non-ROTC student. Each to his own." cluding the president of the United States, for the property, Wake Forest allowed Caro Sal~n .. ·... , . :.. ~::;~! shnulcl l>e maill'cl to Box 7576, Revnolda Station. Winston 620 N, T1 Training in nuclear tactics will consist probably knew what was best. lina to pay the premiums on a double in Salt·n .. ;;.c. ?ilfi TONIGHT 8:00- Over-the-hump party at the Lambda Last Of Month Chi house. Roadster caps are required for 7:00 - Hairy Buffalo party at the Pika admittance. Students are tired of looking at the house. Guests will be charged $10 coming symmetry and natural beauty of our campus . all year long, One of their goals for the and going. 11:00 - Grub party on the putting green, year, coinciding with all of the other demon sponsored by the University golf team. strations and protests, is to pollute the Faculty Demands grounds, but the White Tornado is coming SATURDAY April 22 and will teach them a lesson! In spite of the beautiful weather, dl6carded 8:00 a.m. - Saturday classes, as usual. Include Funhouse, beer cans and afternoon ear rides will not They shoot the whole day. be allowed when the Knight-in-white-armor 8:00 p.m. - Drive-in-movies or Tavern Sex Publication comes. Since the weather is so pretty Why on the Gold: large selection. can't boys walk from the post office to the girls' dorms, Instead of riding cars and (Continued From Page 1) SUNDAY motorcycles when they travel over 100 yards? Week-end hotel trips are also taboo since allow them to publish the novel about sex the population explosion has been on the con 11:00 - Wake Forest Baptist Church: life on Faculty Row, "Naked Went stant Increase. (That Includes camping out I write Repent. the Teacher,'' in which approximately 40 at the mountains!} 2:00 - Repent again. It was a terrible miss the of the faculty collaborated. Along with the problem of population in ry Toes Saturday night. Most students favor calling in the police 4:00 - Beverage caravan to Greensboro. crease goes food shortage, and those girls devotionals .. and the National Guard to drive the faculty who shop at supermarkets and save green speeches Anyone interested meet at Johnson Dormitory . out of their "fortress" with tear gas and bring $1. 79. Sponsored by the College stamps had better stock up now while the sterling bombs. A typical reaction was that o(Hal food is a vallable! Union small socials committee. day. I ~f, editor of the "Stupid," who said, "I The White Tornado consists of several Instated but thmk those demands are absolutely redlcu MONDAY guest speakers. Professor Glutton will speak lous. The communication gap on campus on the problem of food shortage throughout is all the faculty's fault. I've never felt 10 A.M. - Free cut. All students are in the world. Prof. E. Lactic will spEl.ak on that I could go and talk with a professor population control. I.P. Dailey will bespeak vited to attend the wedding of Ru Reake after a test I'd flunked--they are com and Dr. Paul Bearer, channel eight tele Photo By Beery ing on sewage and water pollution. pletely unsympathetic." REMARKABLE EFFICIENCY installed tray conveyors is shown in this One final request--please don't throw your vision announcer, in Wait Chapel. Univer unretouched photograp!1 taken when the lessly", however, is a relative term;for an unexpectedly large number of trays had five-pound daily q11ota of garbage at the sity coeds are honorary bridesmaids. Ring The remarkable efficiency ofthe newly cafeteria is least busy. 4. R.A. Crater White Tornado! ,. bearer will be Mark Crease. jammed the photoelectric mechanism of managers maintained that ''there was while the conveyor belt, which one ofthem lZ: 00 - Reception for the newlyweds in Modine Grunch the conveyor, thus triggering--of course- absolutely no earthly reason" why students described as "faster than a speeding bul the parlor of Bostwick dormitory. BYOL. the new $100,000 overhead sprinkling Registration Awarded Medal should have piled their trays on the floor let", was operating so faultlessly. "Fault- system. TUESDAY "Speedy" Grady said today that a new registration system will slice in half the Nothing. For Fashion time it takes for students to sign up for courses. WEDNESDAY Radicals De01and Visitation The use or bells to limit the time a stu Modine Gunch, senior of Hicksville, re quired to attend peace vigils every Tues dent spends at each station, Grady said, ceived the "best dressed girl on compus" (Continued From Page 1) dent, coming in during the weekend enables 3:00 - Crap game on terrace of Reynolda day and Thursday mornings at 10:00 a.m. should cut registration time from the cur award last night. down, since a new entrance requirement to one to study, "and that certainly isn't what Hall. Winnings guaranteed. Registrationpro we're here for.'' One radical member summed up his group's rent semester's record-·14 hours, 22 min The fashion show, held in DeTamble au the university calls for shoulder length hair utes--to exactly hours minutes cedures may be made in the admissions of In the Interest of peace and brotherly love achievements by proudly saying, "Repression 7 11 ditorium, was sponsored by'·MorningAfter" for boys. Ripped blue jeans, bare feet, "That is, unless some' kind of kink• turns fice from 1 to Z p.m. confession magazine and presented on cam· even in zero degree weather, and shaggy, the ROTC MmmanriP.rs have all been liquid~ and narrowmfndedness are gone forever 3:00 - Bridge game in the interdomina from Wake Forest." up." he said. pus by the Daughters of Blitus. tassled jackets are also compulsory. ated. all former ROTC cadets are re- tional ministry center. No betting allowed. The old policy of non-censorship of the Bring your own ice cream. Miss Gunch, a sprightly 94 pound hunk of woman, won over two other contestants publications will no longer be in effect. 6:00 - Amphetamine sal~sman will begin with her original classroom attire: two Instead, a new polfcy will be followed, under making rounds on campus. pasties and a G-string. A beanie may be which student opinion will be liberated by Foul Photo careful editing of all ·~reactionary, fascist, THURSDAY worn with the outfit for added effect, she said. A foul photo contest will be Runners-up were Susie Slink, sophomore of racist, pig beliefs." held in honor of the Envir The Afro-American Society was recently Hell's Kitchin, modeling a transparent maxi onmental Teach-In Day, A lZ:OO - Special protest, just for the bell disbanded, and the Radical Group has taken coat; and Clara Clunker, junior of Tarsville, pril Z2. Interested amateur of it. over the job of fighting for civil rights. posing in cut-off blue jeans with ratty old photographers are encour 4:00 - Happy hour at the Tavern. Good The reason for this action was stated by civil sweatshirt. aged to take pictures of out any day of the week. rights leader, georgie porgie buy em: "The standing examples of pol black students don't know how to go about lution in Winston-Salem and achieving what's best for them." surrounding areas. Prizes Prune Saber, athletic director, said that will be awarded for the three the school will not recruit any more black Rat Courts Climax lnitation athletes because "all we do is ex)ioitthem." best photos. All entries will Asked· if this would not lead to segregation be displayed in Reynolda of athletic teams, Miss Saber muttered some Hall. The deadline is Mon thing about Arab rights. day, April 20. Send your For Lowly, Wear ..r Pledges Since the trend has set in for considering entries to "Earth Day, Box anyone over age 30 as "over-the-hill " and 8359, Reynolda Station. Win edict has been passed forbidding any ;tudent ston-Salem, North Carolina It's 4:00 a.m., and it's time for the annual the display, and also of putting it up in the to write home unless his parents are 29 27109." • ;. Rat Court! Let's gather our lowly scums pouring rain. The events give us a chance or younger. Also, In order to qualify as of-the-earth together and haul them down to to show our stuff--any hard feelings one a University housemother, one must be the Rec Room. If they don't love us enough society might have for another can be taken under 15 years of age. to put up with a few little physical and mental out by legally shoving a girl In the mud In compliance with the new "no-hours" tortures, they aren't tough enough to belong ~ole. during the pillow fight. Our femininity policy, a rule bas been passed campusing in our sophisticated club. 1s displayed by seeing how many delicious any girl who comes in at all during Friday ' ·• All we're going to do to them is tie them Slater pies we can eat. Our representative or Saturday nights. According to one stu- to the posts, grease up their hair, make them did ~reat last last year. She managed to eat eat lard, and have them repeat how we're ten m the allowed three minutes but only the best group on campus and how much. came in third, We show off ou; beautiful they love us. Then the worst part is all figures In the one-and-a-half-yard material over, and they're in for big treats in the contest, but you'd better be pinned to a next couple of weeks. Sigma Chi before you enter thaf contest! First of all, we have Greek Week sing The best part of the whole week has got to Support coming up. It will give all the girls with be the Big Chase! Each society competes Can't to see how many girls they can get on If You Be musical talents an opportunity to show the school how well they can sing. We spent all crutches by tJJe end of the week. It's es Old Gold our spring break at school working on our pecially fun in the mud. Just can't resist" twenty-part medlies, and always outshine the those Sigma Chi derbies! other groups, sin.ce they usually meet ten Another fun part of the big week Is steal minutes beforehand outside the chapel to ing the Sigma Chi car, expecially when Advertisers 1 ' decide on the song they are going to do. you get up at 5:00 in the morning just in The next big surprise is Derby Week. time to see your sisters have already taken An Athlete, We give the pledges the honor of makin!Z off with the car, and you're left out in the cold until the dorms open at 6:00. We saved our best surprise for last We Cow Sale decided to treat all of the pledges to br~ak- •t ''Pre- William Zilch, chancellor of North Caro- fast before initiation. We woke them up at r St u 5:00 a.m. and took them to Staley• s, only They Forbid Jna ate niversity in Raleigh, has an- to find that the other five societies and all Be An Girls 5 1 Why 1 :u~~~~~~:~ t~;·r~e~~:~:; a~t~~n~~~s~~~~ ! ~~~:!~~{ties had the same idea. What a free- Support Been ning at 3 p.m. -And I'm Zilch said the animals, between 10 and These few points are only the highlights of the pledge period. There's even more fun, ·15 years old, had been used by State history but I won't take time to go into the details.· You! majors. No minimum bidding price was announced. Now we're busy planning who we can catch Athletic Supporter!! ~:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~~f:o;r~~n:ex:t~y:ea:r~l~~&~~~ BELLS New Shipments of stripped and solid Denim Bells *******' $4.98 To ~6.95 There Is also a new shipment of sea bells with the button up trout, Loads Of Dress lell.s Fro• $6.95 To $10.95 lre Join The Also 0• Hud Leui straight Genes in stripes and \ solids are also available. All of these in Sizes 28-38 ALL AT essional Cleaning & Laundry· Deacon Club Millers Or Variety Store You Can DO IT YOURSELF With L 620 N, Trarl<' Coin-Operated Laundry And Dry I 1/2 l1l"cks North of the Post Cleanmr Machines Nr,rth of thro Post Office PAGE SIX April Fools, OW Glll.ll AND BLACK Bird Nest Grounds Department Tries For Out-Of-State Students I' Craze Hits Stad To Revise School's Image Hair Styles The University's psychologi Tuition left by the sale of th~:" Chapel Is Raised $3,000 Bacl The building and grounds de (see story, page 1). Then a truelv office, and a public bathhousr cal center Is stlulying a new en dPmic craze. Wake Forest trustees recently partment announced yesterday beach resort atmosphere could In the president'::; office. of the board, "When l went to lege anrl In front of Barbazon passed a resolution to raise tui vised by trustee member WUI , Grove's ~ that it will combat the problem be achieved, he said, C reace also proposed round The fad. rtescrlbed by thl' cent Wake Forest, out-of-state stu School ot Taxedermy and Lex er's director Dr. Davhl C. Thr tion $3,000, for out-of-state stu B, Abolished who commented, est monume1 of students walking on the grass The maintenanc~ of the sand, ing up all of the stray dogs on dents v.eren•t allowed In the state ington Prtslln Camp. Ills, as "particularly un dents. much less the college I The tuition "It's a splendid plan when you est's athletic of replacing it with sando palm trees, and beach wrJUll! campus and then using them for The trustees feel that Wake don't think of it. I can't think ol dog racing, a mainstay of a nerving,'· involves the use of Feeling among the trustees Is raise will put Wake Forest back possessed tod At the same time, the de come under the jurisdiction of in years tn come wlll eventually a better way to kill Wake For partment said It will cut down resort. bona fidl' binls' nest under falls, that any further Infiltration of in Its place.'' Institution of the College Union, Creace pro reach the zenith of conservatism. than by tuition." ures, the org: the elm trees on the plaza, al '·All of this will help promote demi- falls or real hair styles. out-of-state students would jeflp In the latest colluge rating Future tl\itlon plans will not only phesized. Some additional money When asked if the new tuition nanced the sta ways a problem in cold weather, would be required to complete the school's image;• Creace "The proliferation of wigs on ardizb the University's pro we find Wake Forest has been restrict ()ut-of-state students but said. ''Sincl' we are so medi" this campus is exaggerated," vincial attitudes. According to put In its place. It 111 >W ranks is working, Abolished said, The IUF, a and plant palm trees in their the conversion to a resort, but also in ~tate students. By 2000 • Most definitely. We present!) place. cre academically, there is no Hills said, "but this is ridicu C: ~· Hlman, the senior member just below Absorblne Junior Col- that there wa nothing would have to be done A.D. stl\dents residing outside have only three out-of-staters ticipation at use in us competing with other lous". Forsyth County will have to pay Mark H. Creace, dean of men, to the dorms, Creace said, as at Wake, They consist of one poly Stands to welcomed the with open fine schools in that re The use of birds' nests in an extra $10,000 tocometoWFU. move they already are up to the lux lady who serves strlngbeans In ments. A.R.A. arms. He said the action not ury standards of resort accomo spect. Rather, we will attract hair is the subject of a DeTam By 2500 A.D. students residing ble Auditorium lecture tomor the cafeteria and two ground- ices is actuall only will solve the University's dations. students by emphasizing what outside Winston-SalP.m will pay keepers.'' , 0 .• ization Cor M unique grass problem, but also Reynolda Hall, however, would everybody knows alrktdy: row at 10 a.m. by Dr David an extra $25,000. Wiley, professor of history and Plans have been made for u cies. that the school can now live up have to be renovated. Included "college is a bowl of che:-ries." ~· .. Eventually tuition will restrict tilizing the money accumulated He noted however that classes hirsute authority, Wiley thinks Alphonso D1 to its reputation as a "party would be a casino where the students driving outside of Rey by the tuition hikes, Part of man Cor the. probably will not be abolished birds' nests have all the advant sehool." treasurer's office currently is, nolda R!Jart. Hopefully. by the the money will be sent to the stadium and Creace said that a pool might a night club with drinking and as many students have urged. ages in buttressing the fuller year 300() tuition wlll have limit hair styles. Besides, "they feel Baptist Missionaries working had been opel possibly be Installed in the hole dancing in the dean of women's He said a committee will be ed the stlldent body to one family' iQ the Vatican and Jerusalem, appointed to develop a curricu the same,'' he said. cal loss. and and then to one person !When this The rest will be buried wtth late· payments lum that would "relate to the Wiley was granted a leave of particular person dies Wake For the last student In hopes that session maneu new atmosphere": surfing, ski absence from the University last est dies, This ipgenlus plan to year to attend Barbarria Beauty lle will take it with him in the When asked ing, swimming, suntanning, girl · dissolve Wake Forest was de- world beyond. watching, etc. College on a Fulbright fellow was in such stances, Duml Men will still keep their ship, . \ draft deferments because the B11t the campus security office new curriculum will teach stu has announced that, at latest dents as much as they were county, some 417 birds' nests rw'FDD'~Th:~«'W:d:l. learning under the old cur have disappeared from campus riculum anyway, according to trees. Unless the nests are re TONIGHT Creace. "Certainly as practi turned, said an office ultima ence Matriek, professor of cal,'' tum, a fine of $10 will be im sociology. ,, Tuition might be abolished and posed on each violator. 7:55 - BSU Presents: A Night 10:30 - The Goon Show: a at the Tavern on the Green. documentary of Wake Forest, funds would come instead from (Live). beach fees, the casino (run by 11:00 - Deaeonlight Serenade: 8:00 - Special Tne Week:. the treasurer, John Billiard), and Library Deficit Of Flushing toilets in Reynolda Hall. How to catch the rats abounding green fees. The golf course Dr. Merrill G. Berthrong, in the vicinity of the Slater will be located right on campus SUNDAY director of libraries, said dempster~dumpster. because, as Reece, noted, there that last semester the Uni 10:00 Dimensions in Jazz: is certainly enough space in some ~ 11:00 - Nothing, Due to pop versity's library sent out A night in the Monogram Club, ular demand, Sunday has . been of the cow pastures between the post cards valued at $78 buildings. 11:00 - Deaconlight Serenade: cancelled. to collect student fines for Beating on trashcans in Poteat "All of this should be com overdue books amounting to dormitory, MONDAY pleted in 20 years," Reece said. $1Z. "You all know the rapidity and There was no explana ~ATURDAY 7:55 - Focusing on the Arts: high degree of efficiency with tion for the net loss of $65. Cou.rte1;v WF Pollee Dept, A Real "Straltht" Ca111pus .... which we approach projects,'' "Oh, God,'' a special peep Birds' Nests: New Faskton Craze 2:00 • Metropolitan Opera: show through a hidden camera "Hair." in Babcock dormitory, 8:00 - The Art of Sniffing 8:00 - Campus report, As u- ' Glue; tal)es of a criminology susal, radio silence · will be class conducted by Dr. Clar- maintained for the duration of this program. 8:15 - Wake Forest Sports: Tape-recording of spring foot ball practice. emceed by Cow· Smell, 10:00 - Reynolda Hall Lec ture: "Jesus Loves Me;• 11:00 - D'.\aconlight Serenade: Spitting out the windows in Taylor dormitory - a cacophony of sounds that will delight your ' senses, TUESDAY 7:55 - Fi!mcast: Movie re- view-"! Am Curious(Yellow)'. 8:00 - Traditional music: • • Strange sounds coming from the MEJ bottom of the dempster dumpster. Deaf 8:30 - Music in our time: special program of church music, NCA 10:00 - A Federal Case: An interview with the University When fresh Honor Council. riwell, of Anat 11:00- Deaconlight Serenade: ported the ope Panting at a panty raid - a practice, he record made at the University's gaping face to : last panty raid, 1946. tor Harold Rbi urday' s trian~ WEDNESDAY North Carolillli dith, Meriwei: Z:OO - BBC World Theatre: down along sic "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Wake Forest h Friend," In that histo 8:30 - Evening Concert: A assuming Anat 1 1/2 hour special of the af- 1 ' NCAA record ter-effeet of eating In the "pit." scored 54 po 10:00 - The Asia Society Pre Deacs to a str sents: "30 Seconds Over Tokyo," finish. The Mel 10:30 - Contemporary Irish ished first wm Composers, interviewed at Ard Pack placed a more's Flap Room and the 2 points, Golden More Lounge. Merriwell's 11:00 • Deaconlight Serenade: inauspiciously Snoring In classes, shot 75 feet t in that event, ~ THURSDAY put was :M Maxine MusslE Kick • corded a hea1 6:00 - Music at Sunset: "100 Musslewhite, ki up )OUr heels bottles of beer on the wall, • ," 1y as "Max" t, performed by Kappa Alpha fra Go dan~:tng, enjoy the Kooa expressed disa1 ternity, Kat LOIInge, Dine in the ex· performance, b Topic, • ,North Caro otic Kona Restaurant, AI· 7:55 - will progress Kai lina: "Taxes," ter a long week studylnc becomes warm~ ot 8:00 - A Nest of Singing you deserve to relax. And Birds: recorded on the Lambda After shakilll Top Artists! Major Labels! let's fice it-Sheraton's the Chi Alpha wall, best olace around ror relax jitters in the 8:30 - Evening Concert: RiJb- · in&. Wed., Fri., and Sat. dance .velous Merriw ert Whlteburst after a trip to play the form to the tnuslc of THE FOUR the University of North Carolin, 0 ROO McKUEN , him the toast c 0 THE ROLLING STONES 0 GRASS ROOTS NATURALS. ( ~ at Chapel Hill, A 2 1/2 hour lous Frank c1 0 RAMSEY LEWIS 0 STANGETZ 0 BLUES PROJECT war tale. discus and the j 0 JIMMY SMITH 0 RAY CHARLES D CHARLIE BYRD 11:00 - Deaconllght Serenade: ing for the trac 0 JOHNNY RIVERS 0 PETE SEEGER 0 WOODY GUTHRIE Assorted screamers. Once the e ~ Frank was off 0 RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS D MAMAS & PAPAS 0 FERRANTE & TEICHER Clean 1-2 bedroom apartments Sheraton 2 miles from Wake Forest. Many, Many More! Classics Included! $85-$90 2 bedroom For Diet Inn efficiency - $80 WIU' U INTER~TATE 40, KNOLL WOOD STREET utilities Selection. SHERATON HOTELS AND MOTOR INN~ Come Early lor Best Phone 724·-3988 lllbllfb&l A IVORlOWlDF SrRVlCE OF ITr .s COLLEGE BOOK STORE •I "ON THE CAMPUS" lighthouse Grill Owneu And vperated By Wake li'orest University • Where You Meet Your Frienda .. 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He also President James Ralph Scalie President Scalle announced af . think ol possessed today by the National said that the Mafia was losing met with a group of radical foot ter today's meeting that be was lke For- Institution of Underworld Fig a great deal of money because ball players today in order to dis~ referring the list of demands to ures, the organization which fi only one person bet on Wake For cuss grivances which the ath the executive council for con w tuition nanced the stadium. est during the entire season, letes have presented to the ad~ sideration. He seemed confident said, The IUF, a Mafia front, said James Ralph Sealie, presi ministration. The athletes have that the demands would be ap :d WA.NT >resentl) that there was not enough par dent of the University, said that been actively demonstrating for proved. Coach Cal Stoll said, f-staters ticipation at the Crater Mono the football team will now move · almost eighty years over certain "I think my boys will get what DELI\'ERY SERVICE? : of one poly Stands to insure future pay back to its former home, Bow irregularities in their treatment they want - one way or the beans 1n ments. A,R.A. Crater Food Serv man-Gray Stadium. Scalle said by Wake Forest students and pro other.'' ground- ices is actually the cover organ- the only real problem would be fessors. Coach Jack McCloskey was ' izatlon for Mafia bookie agen trying to explain to students the Their lists of demands are as jubilant over the demands and CITY e for u- ' cies. shortest route to the old stadium. follows: Scales' action. When asked if dem~nrlc: ~mulated Alphonso Dombroski, spokes When asked if he would easily he thought the wm1ld be Part of man for the IUF, said that the part with his plush box at the 1) It is unfair that football approved, he said, "Approved? stadium and the food service top of the new stadium, Scales players be pitted against stu Hell, I hope not. 1f all tbe foot BEVERAGE 1t to the working had been operating at a criti said, "The answer is NOI" dents who are academically ball players refuse to play next rusalem. cal loss, and that two years of Coach Cal Stall seemed undis superior; therefore Wake For ye~r, JUSt look at the scholar CAN HELP YOU! . " ·led with late· payments set up the repo turbed by the loss of his gleam est University should begin ship money I can throw away on It is the·place to go for the best prices on opes that session maneuver. ing pleasure palace. As he put it, immediately to accept only stu basketballs and long recruiting m in the When asked why the stadium "If Bowman Gray was good e dents with an 850 or lower on trips to places like Puerto Rico all your favorite brands of ice cold "bever was in such critical circum nough for Bill Tate, it's good their college boards. and Europe," ages" ---including both imported and stances, Dumbroski said, "The enough for me." Several athletes were inter domestic wines aDd champasptes. :~:::::::=:~:=:::::~:: , viewed , and gave a horrifying 2) Athletes deserve far bet P.U·217