,. ''I TODAY, INSIDE YESTERDAY • PLAYMATE -~ll.knl, of AWARDS .t through the • WFU undefeated ANNOUNCED of a possible • WGA two seasons junior links­ It 72.5 stroke 1es. A Prize- Winning Newspaper elmeier. the * m, combined VOLUME LV * * Wake Forest University, Winston-Salem, North Carolina, Friday,-~--~~~~~~~------~~~- April Fools, 1970* * * Number 22 eight matc~s shman, Walk­ ive, averaged winning 9 1/2 ,aeons, while ior of Rock- Chapel Brings Fantastic Sum Of $1,000.50 S 1/2 points 1 ls, averaging Kentucky Plucked Chicken ~:;. i I Buys Historic Wait Chapel f •'--~~~ 1 :-~ \ 1 ~- l In what was applauded as ''the most profit­ $1,000 was the minimum figure for bidding ' able financial dealing in the University's allowed by Sun-Fun Loans, Inc., which fi­ history,'' Wake Forest sold Wait Chapel, nanced the construction of the Chapel in \ ' I a campus landmark, to Kentucky Plucked the mid 1950's. ~ I Chicken, Inc., for a reported $1,000.50. Construction crews arrived on campus f l The sale, held last week in the East Monday to dismantle the building for trans­ I Lounge, boiled down to a altercation ·between fer to the parking lot of the Kentucky Plucked Kentucky Plucked Chicken and Town Bev­ Chicken center across the street from Sam's erage, Inc. Town Beverage had offered $1,000 Tavern on the Gold. A giant barbecue pit for the building, which a spokesman said will replace the organ, which was donated was to have been used to store various to the Baptist Building in Raleigh to ac­ spirits and beverages. company lamentations of the campus's de­ generacy. A Kentucky Plucked Chicken official con­ F acuity Demands fided that he wasn't sure" what would happen to the baptismal pool. --- - During its history, spanning almost 20 Include Funhouse years, Wait Chapel served as the home of "> the Wake Forest Baptist Church and, until ·cati•on compulsory chapel was abolished last year, Sex Publl the location of bi-weekly pep talks and quasi-enlightenment. The University faculty, reacting to a poll Built at a cost of over $1 million, the which showed generally negative attitudes building was to have been paid for by a por­ toward them among the student body, pre­ tion of the student activity fee. University sented a list of 25 demands to the students officials once flirted with the idea of gate yesterday by dropping the list from the third sales, but abandoned the idea when an Internal floor offices of Tribble Hall, where they Revenue Service officer mentioned the tax had barricaded themselves. bracket. The poll, conducted by the University other organizations which bid for the psychological testing center, revealed that building were the Third National Bank; Blow lpo1 77% of University students have felt a desire Motors, Inc.; Hit Detractions; and Sigma to murder a faculty member at least once Chi social fraternity. •.. And The Steeple Came Tumbling Down ... No More Chapel during their lifetimes, Fourteen percent of the students interviewed said that they had always felt the faculty should be treated with "benign neglect." Eight percent re­ School To Raise ported that they nave never seen a faculty member. Two students asked what a faculty Additional Funds was. 88 Per Cent Of Coeds 'Visitated' The first demand on the faculty's list called for a new maximum teaching load of one .class per week. T. Spoons baker, With -the visitation i::;sue still burning during the last month. Tooters, chuckling as he read the state­ sity students answering the survey s_aid By Pay Toilets professor of political science, said that ment, said that the outcome of the visita­ that they bad not been pushed into anything the present average load of three classes in the hands of the trustees and the faculty by visiting in the men's and women's dorms. threatening to resign if the unlimited visita­ ''W.hat's even more surprising," said Dead tion issue was really inconsequential. "The a week "leaves us with practically no One student said that allowing visitation. The University's director of buildings and tion proposal in men's and women's dorms Tooters, student body president, "55 per students are already visitating, so why even leisure time," try to make it legal?" would probably help to improve the morals grounds has proposed that pay toilets be The faculty also demanded that the student is not approved, student leaders revealed cent of the University males actually con­ of the students. "Who wants to do anything installed in Reynolda Hall. An ancillary sug­ that 88 per cent of the coeds had admitted fessed to spending the night in the girl's The survey which was distributed to al­ government vacate its offices within 24 most three-fourths of the student body in­ that's legal? That takes all the fun out of gestion calls for ·the removal of toilets hours. Soiled Fossil, professor of English, to "visitating" illegally in the men's dorms dorms.".·' it!'· he sa in- in boys' and girls' dormitories. cluded q11estions on premarital sexual inter­ explained that the offices will converted into course and legalized abortion. Tooters said Of the 55 per cent of the males who had Several University administrators arrived a "Faculty Fun house.'' ' at the brainstorm, said Harold "Pete" the survey was conducted by a Christian engaged in premarital sex, only two per s. The biology faculty demanded that a lottery cent said they would marry a girl who was Bore, after it occurred to them that a tre­ Morals class on matters concerning sex­ be conducted to determine which students Scalie To Change Religion; ual behavior. "Actually, it wasn't devised not a virgin. Of the 49 per cent of the coeds mendous source or additional revenue was will be used for the pioneer brain-transplant lying untapped. Some 2,400 undergraduates, because of the visitation controversy, but it who had had sexual relations, nearly all operations. Pierre Wiggle, professor of just so happens that the results may have said they would marry a man who had en­ who must make at least five trips to the. State Baptists Are Frantic potty a day, would net the University ap­ some effect on the action taken by the trus- gaged in sexual intercourse with someone biology, complained, "If ze students would tees." . else. The coeds who said they had "sort proximately $480 per day or an income for only volunteer for zese experiments, ze Concerning the question regarding pre­ or' engaged in sexual relations left the an academic year of roughly $80,000, Bore decided last night as to the methods they lottery would not be necessary. After all, The North Carolina Baptist State Con­ marital sexual intercourse, 55 percent of the question blank, Tooters said. said. vot have zey got to lose -- life insurance vention was placed in an ''impossible quar.­ would use for solving the controversy. males responded they had engaged in pre­ The last question on the survey was "Do. The office of Dr. James Ralph Scalie, is dirt cheap.' • dry" yesterday when Dr.James RalphScalie, One minister, amazed at the Scalies' marital sex. The remaining 45 percent of you consider premarital sexual relations president of the· University, will be moved Saying that students would like them if president of the University, announced his announcement, criticized the president for the males said they "condoned sexual in­ morally wrong under any circumstances?" to the basement of Reynolda Hall to accomo­ they knew them better, the faculty also intention of becoming a Catholic. his flippant attitude toward religion. "In tercourse only in certain instances." (They Tooters said 99.9 per cent of those answer­ date some 30 new pay toilets. demanded that they be given unlimited visi­ Regulations governing the relationship be­ your hear~ you know we're right," he said. didn't cite any specific instances!) ing the petition said yes. "There are an Proposed cost for the toilets, Bore said, tation privileges in the student dormi­ tween the convention and the University While some sided with Scalie's decision, The coeds, Tooters said, really surprised awfully lot of guilty people walking around would be 20 cents. This would given the ,, tories. They also demanded that students forbid anyone but an ordained Baptist min­ many Baptist theologians flew to the camp the Morals class by their responses. Al­ campus," Tooters said. University a ten-cent edge on competitors. (Continued To Page 5) ister from holding the presidential office. of a stern ftmdamentalist who noted: "It most one-half of the females admitted to When asked what relevance the survey had "The idea behind the requirement,'' said a don't matter whether he's Catholic or Baptist. engaging in premarital intercourse with Uni­ to visitation, Tooters said he couldn't think Baptist official in Raleigh, is to insure to The fact that kids at Wake Forest areplayin' versity males, and the rest of the coeds of anything right off hand, but "I do think the University the benefit of broad mind and cards, missing church, ,and--God forbid·­ said they had "sort or• engaged in pre­ the survey shows that the students at this liberal sentiment:• drinkin' and dancin' is measure enough of marital sex with University males. University are certainly following their Bap­ But the state Baptist hierarchy was un- his efficiency." An overwhelming majority of the Univer- tist tradition in thought if not in action!" One moderate pointed out, however, that Scales' decision does indeed make him ineligible to continue as president. He sug­ Campus Radicals gested that the University trustees and con- vention give serious consideration to The Rev. Billy Graham" "The place could use a .. . t Demand Visitation crusade," he said. At a meeting of the Board of Trustees yesterday, Scalie announced that "personal" In Girls' Dorms reasons necessitated a change of faiths. The trustees, as a gesture of their con­ As Don Clam and his bodyguards stormed tinuing support, passed a resolution asking into the three girls' dorms and literally that their membership be opened to out-of- dragged every girl from her room to the state, non-Baptists. . seance at.-Reynolda Hall, he shouted, "What more could you want," a Baptist "The first of our 25 demands is for equal minister who heard of the proposal re­ ...... '-: rights for coeds, and that should begin tonight torted, "than a BHOAD education with a by permanent intervisitation! Besides, the Christian emphasis? Besides, if we freed . ··.· girls' dorms are more comfortable, and I'm the board of its arcane influences, we're tired of my top bunk.'' liable to get a conglomeration of liberals The Radical Group has taken over the and atheists who care only for education. student government at the University, and I can't think of anything worse.'' immediately began to revise the system by At press time, ''Old Gold ann Black'" burning an existing text books at a bonfire received word that a petition was under­ last Friday. They have set up press for a way to dissolve the board of trustees. From new set of books, edited by The-One-And­ the Baptist Building in Raleigh, headquart-. Only - Infallible - lncompromising - Un­ ers of the state convention, came news yieiding - 'totalitarian- Authoritative -Rigid that the convention had "too large a fi­ Freedom Press. As one of the radicals nancial stake'' in the Universitr (about put it, "It is hoped that will bring about a 2 per cent of the total budget) to relinquish more open attitude among the student body." any control. The new group will also revise the cafe­ teria, serving their first meal of pot roast, llf:::::::::::::::::::::::z;=;;:~;;=::::~::;:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::llli ,. with spiked potato chips for dessert. Next on the menu will be beef pot pie, since no one seemed to enjoy it last year. Students are rPminded that tlte reserva- Total resignation of the administration, j:i~ ~g faculty, and trustees was demanded, with :;;; tion deposit, $50 last week, has gone up to ~jj: :::; $100. ::::: students taking over the positions. Some :;:; The rise, said Jesse Billiard Universitv ::;:: students are even converting to the Baptist •••• J ,. .•.•. :;:;treasurer, is due to the "nationwide in- ·:;:: Church, so they can take over the Baptist ::;: flationary spiral.·· ::;:: Showin' It Canned Melons A variety of new articles will be sold at X ~ Gnome Melons freshman of Hayseed sits immobilized atop the 1nformatlon desk. lAst the> Sundry Shop, including an abundant supply :i:i The deadline for nayment of the deposits ·::j:: 'eggy Weleh, "~ week Miss Melo~s--clad only in whatev~r the boys could scrounge up--greeteil unbelievers of birth control pills. The infirmary seems :;:; has been moved from Apru 1~ tu yesterday. ;:;:. This rosy-cheeked young lass, sunninr; hPrsPlf atcp t'tle ::!abrock tiormitory sun deck reprt>sents the trp;,.,,! ,_.,~,., ,_. . · · · . , '- · ·., , ',.,.__.,.-~, :::P 49 per cent in R~ynolda Hall for an unprecedentE>d·46 hours, Miss }l.elons, who says her hobby is sitting to have lost hair of its business! :::: Late payments will incur a $20 hanrlling :;:; who have inrlulged m sex an•l tne temamwg per who have "sort of" in elevated trashcans would have continued to socialize had not a member of the campus The University barber shop wah ~.•.. c harge. .·.·.~ premamaJ ~l ~l'ilt become acquainted with it. But with such an unanimated expression, how do the Wake Forest security forcP. sprayed her with a water hosP anrl fined her $25 for littering. (Continued To . ~!;~~:!:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::!:::::::::::~:::::::~:::~:~:~:~=~:~fl boys tell for sure? ., I' ··-I . I I University Announces 'Total Development' Plans I I By CLARK KENT sruoem health center Wlll go up An administrator 1n close to hell--a pronouncement which, about 150 :)er cent by September. connection with the facility "audacity" to leave parking The fine Is double If there are I one observer said, marked the stickers from previous years park In horseshoe areas from As the University skidded to "We felt that students couldn't term~d It "one of the most lu­ no other cars In the parking are you gettmg the most 11,18lst time in 136 years on their rear bumpers will be 3 a.m. to 4 a,rh, Twenty pa­ the end of its !36th anniver­ protest in a matter of lift> and crative operations we have," the University has been doomed. lot at the time. Spaces will be from your present charged with "interrupting the painted In the ''boondocks" In trolm.en have been assigned night sary, the administration re­ death--especially when it's Profits are used to finance the "By all counts, we should'.ve wetting solution? leased plans designed for the THEIR life or death,'' a campus Men's Hesidence Council and the smooth discharge of the traffic order that the fine may be more beats to Insure that the new been toasted by now," one stu­ department's duties" and fined "brar. due to increased facilities at Another part of the rebate is curred by students parking in services, obstructed high school students to be chastised once in a whlle," slots at an "awkward angle." Students will be allowed to who needed a place to park" ''Total,'' as the term has the Covenant House, in the base­ to go toward establishing a he added. been defined in the past, means ment of which the chemistry de­ "campus patrol force," recog­ was the official excuse. rJ~!J'.,_IAII~artt our nizable by the white belts and An additional $100,000 has been that any and all means will be partment concocts piquant mix­ approved by the board oftrustees taken to move the University tin badges they w111 wear. Their Also announced was a"$15 fee expense and tures for use as institutional for an increase in next year's Fraternities for using parking lots for any­ forward, so long as the Univer­ cleaners and morning e¥e­ mission, according to Ma1·sp Mourn FEEL THE DIFFERENCE! Grant, editor of tile "Biblical campus police force, which will thing besides parking a car. '~:his sity does not have to pay for 11. openers. The product is bottled supposedly total 50 full-time, Generally, this means trans­ Recorder," will be to scrutinize was explained as a "fine just at the Covenant House and then fully armed officers, for the sake of having a fine. ferring the burden of costs to shipped to the Baptist Student the "disturbing" incidents of Horse, Sing 'Dixie' "Naturally. we didn't have But this is the only one of that 1 the student, Union center for distribution to' dancing on campus. The dancing issue had lain dor­ $100, 000," a University ad­ It has been a significant year brothers attending I.R.R.C. (In­ type,•• Marshall said. After "aliens'' (those living other parts of the campus. ministrator said as he made west, south or north of North mant for several years, and most for the Deacon Greekon. The ternational Rah Rail Convention) When asked what means have public new traffic regulations been taken for protection of Carolina) protested the tuition students had assumed that the I.F .c. has changed from a figure­ In Charlotte. New uniforms were (the product of collusion between head organization to an abstract student automobiles, he re­ Mi.c;;'Nl.MiOR'AroRiES. 1 rebate for in- state students, the University and the convention had discussed for the brothers. r iNc-:- forgotten that a ban on dancing the traffic department, the ad­ word. As Spring arrives the plied: "Last week we only 1520 Bonner Road 1 administration decided to use ministration, and the city's loan had 50 tape recorders stolen 1Wauconda, liltnoiS 60084 1 more subtle methods in mulcting actually existed, Last week, when brethren can be seen at nefarious DELTA GRABA THIGH he heard that "licentiousness" offices and wrecker services). parties and orgiastic beach trips. REJECT, from student's ears. There were students. "We know how odious Biggest Increases will come 40" wheels stQlen, Dormitory I NAME I the tuition rP.bate is." said one prevailed here, a minister had SIGMA CHI-K-E-Y M-0-U-S-E predicted the campus was going in fines for so-called "minor'' KAPPA GRITS thefts amounted to $500, But I I I member of the campus hegemony, offenses, Persons with the I ADDRE~S I This year saw three of the The house tha\. stereotypes don't consider the situation grim "so we• re adding ZO per cent built recently celebrated its enough to warrant the use of to food and book store costs to I CiTY·-- -· I beach weekend in Pet dairyland.' additional policemen and fa- ~ help defray expenses. Costs of I ------~-~-1 cilities to protect something we treatment at the University's SG Adjourns For Lack K ORN AND A SPARAGUS aren't responsible for anyway." L;lA~---...l~~---J Also proposed was a merger This week was a week of of the Honor Council and the mourning for Robert E. Lee's Afro-American Society, They're STEVE'S Of Quorum Wednesday horse Traveller, To celebrate the only ones who are interested , the occasion the brothers went in honor, it looks like," said Jim to collect the living remains of East, council chairman. By DIM CROSS Conversion Committee, created tion resigned after its chair­ other horses. !n a moving cere­ A recent proposal by the board Italian Ristorante by the Legislature in an attempt man, Very Cagy, sophomore of mony the remains were cre­ of trustees would raise the The student Legislature was to liberalize the trustees' re­ Sin, N.c •• read a resolution ex­ mated and "Dixie" was sung, budget to an unprecedented $60 ' Bell Ia ltaliaa FofMI forced to adjourn for the fifth ligious beliefs, reported that they pressing the members' horror at million, leaving the University straight week without transact­ bad met with little success ex­ being considered symbols of THETACHEE in an equally unprecedented $40 ing any business after only eight and cept in case of President Sca!ie, moral decay on campus. "If we No one knows? · million debt. "Actually~ $20 mil­ SPAGHEnl PIZZI· legislators appeared for the who is now a Catholic. (See had knowp, • .," shuddered lion was a reasonable figure, but Wednesday night meeting. Dead ALSO AN AMERICAN MENl1 related story on page 1). Two a shocked Miss Cagy, LAMBEEZEES we decided it was time to splurge, Tooters, junior of Goldsnoro and members of the committee, how­ Three additional students were so we splurged," said an officer Open 11:00 A.M.· 10:00 P.M. president of the student govern­ ever, said that the trustees had The tribe recently increased of the University• s financial appointed to the Student Affairs its natives.to one hundred. ment, said that he was unable to persuaded them to become Committee after the committee office. Students and faculty will CLOSED SUIOAY attend due to a slight nosebleed, Southern Baptists, complained that so many students not see any benefits from the but reported, "A reliable source PIE KAPPER RALFERS 112 Oakwood Drive $5.00 WORTH All the members of the com­ were having affairs that it was budget--triple that of this year• s said that most of the members mittee which was to have or­ a month behind its work, The Hairy buffalo party tramples --''but we do have several im­ (ACROSS FROM THRUWAY SHOPPING CEN'I'E..,j were in Wait Chapel listening to ~--- ganized the ''Smash ROTC" de­ committee suggested that some brothers. provements we'd like to make to Wake's Mace Is a special program of inspira­ monstration resigned, com­ of its workload be shifted to beautify the campus," said tional music by the George Mc­ plaining that water balloons were the Faculty Relations Committee. PIES Harold Bore, director of build­ Leod Bryan family,'' dropped on them from the gym­ Pink lemonade (reportedly ings and grounds. Receiving top "Sleep ... Hocked For Tooters noted, "We are con­ In an effort to rise from nasium windows, spiked with ginger ale) and the depths of obscurity, the pie­ priority is $10,000 worth of cerned about the declining at­ The Afro-American Society cookies were served follow­ ivy--"to make Wake Forest t~e •ost tendance at meetings, but we men seduced two students into Market Losses introduced a resolution asking ing the meeting. pledging during rush. look like a real, honest-to-good­ don't know exactly what to do that members of Kappa Alpha ness university.'' bta1tlf1l The University mace, a mass of about it. Several months ago we social fraternity be bussed to nperie1ct spun silver and gold valued at voted to reduce a quorum to kindergartens in downtown Win­ $1,200, has been hocked at the ten members, but since then ston-Salem. The fraternity has Dean Wins Battle 11 life ... Camel Pawn Shop in Winston­ we've never managed to get over been attempting to obtain a Salem. eight legislators together at the restraining order from the ucept dri1k" The manager of the shop re­ same time. Three weeks ago 13 Honor Council which would ported that he gave the bearer of showed up, but six of them left forbid the Society to release the mace-allegedly John Billiard, five minutes after the meeting its new documentary film on WGA Is Pronounced Dead~~ University treasurer--$5, re­ started to go to Bill Release's life as a KA, entitled "True fundable within 30 days. talk on the dangers of pre­ Grits." Society president H. The dean of women won the gusted with the .attitudes of the Friday night to 9 p.m. I though Rumor has it that the mace·. marital ·klssing. Sap Sound announced that the battle she has been waging with coeds. . She said that she had Ardmore was pawned to cover up the Uni­ that I would blow my lid," Miss Tap Room Several committees gave re­ month-long boycott of the col­ University coeds for the last been trying to get the coeds to Reake said. The dean of women versity's losses in the stock ports; although no action could lege laundry has been ended by four years yesterday. wear slacks for over two years, 1314 S.Hawthr11 Rd. market last month. revealed that the gir Is had be taken on them. The Trustee laundry manager Sob Steamer's Miss Ru Reake, dean of but "they didn't think they looked asked for shorter hours because promise to dye half of all of women, proudly announced to dignified enough." it would be an excuse for them sheets. pillowcases and towels a roomful of reporters that she "Wbat could be cuter and more to come in when they bad a Sherwood Plaza black, was officially declaring the abol­ feminine than some of the slack "drunk" or a "fast mover" for now! The committee appoint~ to !snment of the Women's Gov­ outfits that have come out re­ a date. Restaurant study Honor Council reform was ernment Association, "The U­ cently?" Miss Reake asked, "It's really too much to com­ Aloha, Samoa unable to give its report because niversity coeds are just to "But those clods in the dorms prehend," she said, "Those girls the Council had declared the conservative," she said. "They over there would rather stay 1 won't let me revise any of the & Australia (where quality pret ~ils) committee unconstitutional and are continually asking me to 'lady-like' intheirVillaierdres­ rules. They insist on having to suspended all of its members, make sure the 'big bad boogie ses so they can impress all sign out every night and get are part of an SERVING THREE Also without a report was the man doesn't come and get them, those parents who come up here special permission to go homP. committee of pollution in the I'm tired of the whole deal. to look over the campus for their and na vrng those stupid American Airlines COMPLETE MEALS A DAY Winston-Salem area, whose The WGA is made of Mama­ dar ling children. things they call house campuses. skirted babies, so I though it Miss Reake said she had been OPEN 6:30 8:30 cbairman had succumbed to lung I've just got to talk to the ad­ Stewardess Career MONDAY-SATURDAY cancer. was time to cut the apron seriously thinking about abolish­ missions director. He's got to .SHERWOOD PlAZA SHOPPING CENTER The committee on intervisita- string." ing theW GA for about two months, change his admissions require­ Miss Reake said she was dis- She said the organization began to ments, These girls just don't have crusade for more restrictive any ambition, or spunk, or in­ hours at that time. "When the testinal fortitude, president of the WGA came into The members of the WGA were my office and demanded that the aghast at the move taken by One look says a lot. hours be reduced from 1 a.m. on Miss Reake, A member who ,...... ,___ ...... ______,.. _ explainedwishes to the remain coeds' conservativeunidentified position. •• We realize we aren't One drive says it all. &OLDEN. mature enough to make decisions on our own, so we though the WGA and dean of women should NewCamaro. Camara is made for people who like in back. And longer doors that make We didn't make it for just anybody. be our 'guiding light.' Most of to choose their power. Four transmis­ them easier to get to. BOAR us feel that letting girls stay out We did make it for people who like sions are available. And six engines, We made the new Camara for sleek new shapes. Long hoods. And up to the Turbo-.Tet 396 people who like the stopping power of past midnight is just asking for fast fastbacks. VS with the SS version. front disc brakes. And protection of trouble, And that social park­ We made it for people who like to It's for people who side-guard door beams. It takes a LOUNGE ing lot is disgraceful, Whey that's drive on a road. Not just ride on it. aren't necessarily fond of certain kind of person to drive a car just condoning promiscuity, and, That's why Camara has an improwd large crowds. There are like this. Because it says a lot about and, and •••'' road-hugging front and rear two buckets up front, the way he thinks. Another coed said-afmoSf two suspension. two bucket cushions What do you think? hundred of the coeds had already made application to another Putting you first, keeps us first. school and most of the re­ See it. At your maining coeds were planning to do Hustl Chevrolet Dealer's Sports Dept. so. • 'We came to this institu­ tion thinking it would shield us and ·protect us. ·Why I think Dean Reak~ is just. awful. Wait till I tell my mother.'' .tl.ustle E ., communica that he is ! American Airl1nes routes now extend halfway ordained I across the world to Hawaii and Australia. that he ca1 If you like to travel and have a talent for duties witt pleas1ng people. learn more about the expanding CLOVERDALE ing of the career of an Amencan Airlines stewardess. mission. Fly an average of 19 hours a week, earn over $500 a month after one year, plus generous expense KITCHEN allowance and free vacation travel privileges. In the All-New To qualily, you must be:

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Opporluntly E:mployPr ., PAGE THHEE April Fool;;, OLIJ GOI.D AND BLACK I' ··------~------· Old Gold Presents.... : Rodent Hair Found ·"'C.,:f - Grad Coed I lS I April Playmate I In 'Crater' Sausage To Appeal I ; from ty pa­ Suspension ednlght , The breakfast line of the A,R.A. rived they promptly closed the he new Crater cafeteria was closed down breakfast line and sent the sau­ j, "Stu­ yesterday because the sausage sage to the state health depart­ Prunella Fuzzl!y, graduate of seshoes was believed to contain Insect ment for examination. The in­ Splopv!lle, has appealed her ;tudents parts and rodent hair. spectors gave the cafeteria a· suspension from the University ' park" The County Health Inspection "B" rating and promised to to the executive committee, Miss Board came to the University return with a lower rating if Fuzzby was suspended by the after an unidentified coed called the sausage was found tn be contaminated, Honor Council last week.< for ly­ '$15 fee the city office to complain that ing about her age on every form or any­ the link sausage "looked funny" Reports released from the she has ever filled out at the ar."I:his and •· tasted worse," state health research office this University, · When the health inspectors ar- 1e just morning revealed "body part "Lying is a serious offense, a fine. of adult insects and one rodent and must be dealt with accord­ hair" present in the sausage. ! of that 1 ingly •" said Honor Council chair­ . A state spokesman said that Ida Hall the presence of rodent hairs man Dim Be:ast, "Miss Fuzzby 1s have Reyno has stained :;.·r honor as a Wake ion of is indicative of possible fecal contamination. Rodents, in Forest st::tiH!t and has brought he re­ shame and reprcacl1 on the U­ we only Is Barred cleaning themselves, pull out some hairs, ingest them, and niversity,'' stolen Miss Fuzzby, a philosophy ma­ re were expel them in their excrement. Hair To Students The excrement may find its jor ·.clio is actually 36 but rmitory lisle!! : ··rself as 24, remarked D. But I way into sausages directly in The rodent hair In the sausage lmk (see story this page) was not the After another series of the processing plant, or in­ only complaint students wagedaginst.A.R.A. Crater cafecause Slated For Oblivion include swimming( W.S.I.), sailing, music(pian.l), ar::hery, r them baseball and basketball coaches, tennis ( 14 courts), bad a was s1mp1v comcidence, he said, general with younger campers. Located in Southern ~Iaine. There will be no Old Gold lr" for and natt no bearing on the lack Fine salaries, travel allowance, Write fully to Morton J. and Black for 1970-1971, ed­ of funds available for the publi­ Goldman, 63 Arleigh Road, Great Neck, L.I., New Ycrk o com- itor-elect Jerk Konas an­ cation of the newspaper. "I think 11021 c;o Camp Takajo, ;e girls nounced Thursday. "We've shot anyone who looks at the car will of the our wad," he said. "Anticipat­ be able to see that I got a good ving to ing a printer on the West coast buy," Konas said. nd get we spent most of our budget in Although it will be impossible homP. contract negotiations in San to publish the newspaper, Konas stupid Francisco. Coverage of Expo 70 said that he and his staff had INVENT A SLOGAN • WIN A PRIZE 1puses, in Japan was also expensive, a lot of "good ideas" on how :he ad- I'll be glad to relate any of the newspaper would have been. ''Whatever Your Cause, It's a Lost Cause got to my experiences by word of "We were going to change the The !quire- mouth though," he said, banner to read 'Old Gold and 1't have Student government im- Black, The Conscience of Wake Unless We Control Population" or in- mediately announced an in­ Forest' " Konas said as he vestigation of aileged "incon­ That's the best population slogan we"vc ment of the import.--lllCI' 1..,(1 'Jr'W'H. .,: n: Body brushed a tear from his cheek. been able to come up with. Can you top checkmg popuia:~o,, ,,~\vth - trl tl. gruities." "I don't know what it? A citation and no honoranum of $10 environment, to o.tualot·; ,,f hfr-, tn world tA were A staff member who preferred are offered for the best slogan turned m peace. Send it on o; bcforr t~pnl 22 ta that (the word) means" said to remain anonymous said that to the advertising manager of this news· this ncwspa;Jcr, addrcss!•d "Populatron m by paper before the fonheoming Env1ron· Contest." Judges on th1~ c ,,,,,.,,s w1ll br I student body president Dead who the staff was particularly in­ mental Teach-In on Earth Dav, Apnl 22. three member~ of thrs :···'· r's S\.111 Shirt Tooters, "But that's what The winning slogan from this campus appomted by the ad mJn.•'l·!r All •.Jr•c•· terested in rumors that stu­ will be eligible to compete for thl' sions final and only thl!rr •·I•.· 'tOr-1 will mtified national these investigations are all dent government had been wast­ be eligible for big na\10f1ill pn,c, to be rvauve $500PRIZE fUdged by Paul Ehrl1ch, Q,1,11d Bro .... er, aren't about," Konas assured student ing money by purchasing expen­ and Hugh Moore, government that everything was to be awarded for the best slogan pre· Write your slogan today. One cnlr'.' :isions sive paper clips, "We wouldn't pared by a student on any of the 215 per student. For free l1terowntown - .400 N. Libert)' '.•. ''It's Been REZNJrK'S Fl'lr Records For Years" CAROLil~ll ()pe:l Wl't>k Nights 'Tll 9:00 NOW PLAYING! ® I' Letters To The Editors

GHAY LAWRENCE, BEV SHA\\' BILL BENNETT Frog Says 'Keep Off The Grass!' BAlmY ROBINSON Business Adve1tising ·• 7:00 - Hair Co-Editors Manager Manager house. Guests To The Editors: of the change when he went to the pool last Tue~day. When he O(Jen"d the !l•Jor to the Frogs and going. DIANNE JONES I've U<'l'll askt•d tu writP a· letter urging Intervisitation PATTI ALLEN pool area, he was confronted by three girls Dear Editors: 11:00 - Grul Managing Editor Assistant Editor peripatetic slticause of the tramp­ represent the majority of students despite shade of red, If ever we can be of any service to you, 8:00 a.m. - lings of careless students. what your "surveys" say. In my suitt' (and I know that nudity has its place, but this please let us know. They shoot the Uut walking is not thl' only activity that 8:00 p.m. - we have all been living together for four is Ihe wrong place. My poor Clem may never Salem Society for the preserva-· damages the grass. Yesterday as I was com­ on the Gold: la Dubious Distinction years now) none of us want intervisitation, recover. This entire situation was a Com­ tion of the Wake Forest Female ing out or Heynolda Hall, I saw three couplL•s We like the way things are and can't see munist plot to undermine his moral stan­ playing parcheesi under the trees, rollicking how having girls on the hall would helu dards! I demand that female swimmers in the grass and, in the process, causing Chapel anything. Although few other l.Joys come to. be required to wear at least half of a bath- Dear Sirs: This year, for the first time, se Billiard, who watches his pen­ irreparable damage to one of the most our hall I don't think they'd be much important 11:00 - Wa~ ing suit. Indignantly, It is with deep religious piety ttiat I write "Old Gold and Black" is award­ nies closely but somehow missed beautiful plazas anywhere. our hall I don't think they'd be much dif­ Repent, Miss Gertrude Farce this Jetter for I have come to miss the 2:00 - Repe ing members of the University the dollars that were spent on the I don't knuw about you, but ont- reason I ferent. What if you were going to the shower community and related organi­ came to Wake Forest was because of its hallowed sanctity of the Chapel every Tues­ Saturday night, carpeting on the walls in the <'f something and a girl saw you! You have day and Thursday-the stirring devotionals zations the spun silver cup great beauty. Among all the current dis­ to think al.Jout that and there are W()rse Asses .. 4:00 - Beve: Babcock building, cussion of parietal rules, I think something To The Editor: which kept me awake, the rousing speeches Anyone interes1 pictured above. things that coulrl happen that 1 would be that tremored my soul, and the sterling ought to be done to keep thoughtless stu­ embarrassed to think about. It's bad enough I saw where Dr. Scalie said that he knew and bring $1.~ These a wards of" Dubious Dis­ To the law school we give dents off our glorious grass. some changes had to be made at Wake For­ talent which brightened my every day, I Union small sot tinction" go to persons making having them everywhere else without having est. I wish somebody would have the guts ask that chape 1 not only be reinstated but a · copy of "How Do you Keep After all, when Hubert Humphrey came them looking at you and your things too. So the most notable splash in var­ here two years ago, the University dumped and backbone to stand up to you colleg~; held every day with students wearing bur­ M Them Down on the Farm?" for I say down with intervisitation now before lap cloaks to the service. ious categories. Within each. t.soo pounds of grass seed on the plaza. things get uptight punks. Apparently you got to him th< •ugh having to put up with Harold Whe­ so I'll just say the same thing to him that 10 A.M. - Fr category, contestants are judged The grass grew so quickly it had to be Buster Himan Religiously, t hers for another year. mowed in the morning and again in the I do to all of you ********and that is if you Polly Purebred vited to attend on the bisis of efficiency, person­ don't like it you should get the hell out and Dr. Paul ality and thick skin. afternoon. One thing you have to say about The biology department re­ Wake Forest, it doesn't do anything half Bathing Beauties because nobody asked you to come here. Love That Paper! vision announc Herewith, Old Gold's 1970Dub­ It's a *****that people won't leave well sity coeds are ceives the Best Coup of the Year way, Dear Editors: ious Distinction A wards••••••••• enough alone and not try to H**up every­ Dears, " bearer will be I A ward for successfully taking But, the results of that 1,800pounddumping I wish to express my extreme disapproval The Flying Fickle Finger of thing that's time proven and was good enough I'm writing because I love paper, it's so 12:00 - Rece over Wake Forest and convert­ are wasted on students who use the plaza of the new policy at the University swimming Fate Award goes to Les Man­ for your parents and they fought a war black and white, and the margins are so clear the parlor of in it into a preparatory grounds as a short cut between the post office, the book pool which allows students to swim without and lived through a depression and stopped and clean-cut. I love your Ali-American-ess. ning, whom Uncle Sam desig­ store, and the newly-installed pay toilets in a bathing suit. I kept quiet when the reg­ for the medical school, Reynolda Hall. the reds (like our brave young men in Viet­ it's so much fun. I linger over your cosmo­ nated number 001. ulation allowing them to wear only under­ Nam) and you punk kids try to change it. If politan ads, just like the New Yorker, 1 just To Mark Crease goes the Fork­ wear to classes in hot weather was passed, Scalie hasn't got the guts to kick some asses love to touch nobility. Keep it flowing. Nothing. ed-Tongue Award for particular To the student body goes the Freddy Frog but now I feel things have gone too far. you should get somebody who does. Swinging Activists Award, for Class of '73 My son Clem, a sophomore, was unaware Ardent, ardent proficiency in talking out of both "Happy" Baseborne ('42) Admirer sides of his mouth. their wholehearted participation Betty Wetter receives, with Ru in lectures, concerts, demon­ 3:00 - Crap Hall. WInnings Reake, the coveted Justice Is strations and other activities this year, cedures may b Blind award, Betty gets the tiny fice from 1 to 2 lnetal weights, while Ru gets A box of "grass" seed goes to 3:00 - Bridi the scales. tiona! ministry the University committee that so The Outstanding Athlete of the H Bring your own concisely and clearly drew up a E" Year award goes to ''Speedy 6:00- Amph· drug policy statement. R making rounds · Grady, the world record holder y"

in the race from the ad!Tiis­ The James Ralph Scalie En­ K sions office down the hall to thusiasm Award goes to William 0 the den of the registrar. Elap­ Release, who talked 95 percent 12:00 - Spec sed time: eight minutes for 200 of the students here into support­ of it. feet. ing visitation even though most 4:00 - Happ any day of the v The King Midas award goes could care less, to the College Bookstore, which managed to make a profit in the The If-You-First-Don't-Suc­ depths of the great depression. ceed, Try-Again Award goes to The Go-To-Sleep-My-Baby a­ the Afro-American Society who Rat ward goes to the Men's Resi­ tired and tried to make dence Council, a veteran of a mountains out of mole hills and ~lf a decade of screaming fits then struck a gold mine in the For of jealousy and temper tan­ person of the Honor Council...... trums because of its big brother, the Interfraternity Council. For courage above and beyond the call of duty, we give the Con­ It's 4:00a.m., To A.R.A Crater goes the Most Rat Court! Let Futile Attempt Award, They did gressional Medal of Honor to the of-the-earth tog• a nice job on the cafeteria. reno­ flag-waving members of Kappa 'Nude' Play Strays Into Irrelevance the Rec Room. : vations, but they forgot to reno­ Alpha social fraternity. to put up with a f tortures, they a1 vate what needed it most: the The Toilet Paper award, given food. BYINFLUENZE of Mr, Fallic" is not only stimulating for in view of the facts, as tenuous an assump­ all day, The girls, after initally being bom­ in our sophistica to that person or thing demon­ tion as ever was, Resolving to cut the Gor­ ' • All we're goir We give the Duped Good award A Review its own sake, but fills a cinematic and the­ barded with rotten eggs by Lu' s Legions, strating the greatest potential atrical void as well, dian knot, they demonstrate .the full po­ are sentenced to the dunking stools at Rey­ to the posts, gre: to the University treasurer, J es- for evading a straightforward It is not often that a group of collegiate The plot begins in a typical Hanoverian­ tential of the warm summer air and the nolda Lake. eat lard, and Ill question, goes to the University thespians dares to break with prosaic in­ Victorian-Wake Forestrian way, in the tower clear sky before a cheering crowd of 2,000 The affinity group is abolished by the the best group Honor Council, fluences and embark on new cultural ef­ of the soon-to-be-dismantled Wait Chapel. students and a panting coterie of 4, ODD Student Life Committee because it has not they love us. T fusions; but one certainly must give the Members of the affinity group are led by a dogs. paid the requisite $100 registration and the over, and they'J To the staffs of "The How­ University Theatre credit for its candor Polish student named Fallic, busy sucking Naturally, the Establishment--in the form $20D charter application fees. next couple of we ler" and "The Student" we give in the vivid production of "The Falls And on Ex-Lax tablets. They engage in melodra­ of the University administration--intercedes. The play, however, loses some of its First of all, coming up. It v .~ a 2 - ton black bull for talking Fears or Mr. Fallic", a blunt portrayal of matic, profoundly symbolic hanky-panky be­ The skillful use of stage lighting presages a theatrical integrity with its fairy-tale, "deus f ~ nudity among a Wake Forest affinity group. fore running all over the campus in their gloomy interruption of the local sun-fun ex machina'' ending, The Men's Judicial musical talents ;-.l 1 •,".Z-: ~ and writing over our heads. i' Nudity is something that has been around birthday suits, Through this vechicle, the festival. Fine writing craftsmanship man­ Board, WGA and Student Life Committee school how well ages to make the collision of youth and our spring brea~ The Cloak and Dagger award for some time, but only now is assuming students' intense desires for uncorseted are all ignored by the benevolent executive a cultural importance in the film and theater. liberty are revealed. Uncovered in the pro­ tradition quite clear: fines are imposed committee, The affinity group is given twenty-part medl goes to the College Union, which Various movie and theater directors have cess is about 8,000 square inches of real, on the students for walking on the grass a former janitor's closet in Reynolda Hall other groups, si squeals like a stuck pig when­ approached the subject with somewhat more honest-to-goodness human flesh, and they are brought before the Men's and granted a charter. And though the stu­ minutes beforeh ever someone asks what its curiousity than artistic sentiment. A close­ This is not an ersatz medium, but a Judicial Board, Women's Government Asso­ dents' guilty sentences are not overrulr, must be brought to the Old away any letter with which they disagree crying in the wilderness. Gold office at least six weeks before the partment announced Thursday that cadets in this experimental program because of the the courts. ....:::: Loads Of so writers are advised to avoid any contro~ the Wake Forest program would soon begin proximity of Reynolda gardens and Tangle­ The complicated litigation involved the :::: desired publication date. versial issue. Any complaints will receive .•.. $6.95 To Letters will be chosen for their general training with limited nuclear weapons. Stu­ wood, an Army spokesman said. "Vilnston­ validity of the deed held by the University, ....:·:· the editors' prompt neglect. dents should not worry, he said about minor Salem was also deemed desirable because ot handwritten on a crumbling cigar wrapper. irrelevancy to current campus issues. They Any language stronger than "Gee, whiz" ::::.•.. Also 01 quakes in the area due to thes~ tests. "The its limited population. Arter all, if we make Carolina's contention was never seriously "•'• are expected to be long, rambling, and com­ .....•.. Leui straight pletely off the point. All letters MUST be is not acceptable. fallout is relatively harmless and the quakes a mistake we wouldn't want to burn At­ considered. .... caused by the explosions should be a source lanta again." the Army spokesm~n laughed, The deed was singed by Harry Blossom, ..•.:::: solids are a \ ...... •. of amusement for students," he said. "After A student demonstrationprotestmg the pro­ Carolina's chief financial officer in 1864 .... All of these all, how can one expect my boys to learn gram began shortly. after the announcement and the engineer of that institution's fall .••..... but the boys participating in it were drafted...... •.• Founded January 15, 1916, as the stU<1ent newspaper of Wake Forest University, Old without trying," he laughed. into poverty. In return, Blossom received :::: ALL AT Gold ar.rt Fl!ack is puhlished each Friday during the school year except during ex­ When questioned about the effect on stu­ $15 000--which he used for a trip to New :-:~ nination, summer and holiday periorls as directed by the Wake Forest Publications dents not in ROTC Dickson waned philo­ ROTC cadets were not noticeably pleased Yo;k City to recruit UNC's first basketball .•..:~: at the announcement of the new program, .... >ard, Mailerl each week. sophical. "We keep pretty much to our­ players. ..•.•'•'•... Mille• selves over here," he said. "After all, we "1' 11 do it because I love God and my coun­ Results of the court case represented a .... Memtwrs nf tht> Associated Col!e~iate Press. Represented for National Advertlslng try " one cadet said. Another cadet said he by :'.'ational Er!ucational Advertisinf!: Service, Inc., a division of Reader's Digest don't complain when a football player is ty:;ically phyrrhic victory for the Univer­ ::::.••. Varie injured or when a cadet catches cold from a did~'! agree but thought that his leaders, in­ sity. Rather than accepting direct payment Salr·s ~ucl s~l">l''•·. Subscription rate: $4,DO. Secor.d-class postage pajd, Wlnston­ non-ROTC student. Each to his own." cluding the president of the United States, for the property, Wake Forest allowed Caro­ Sal~n .. ·... , . :.. ~::;~! shnulcl l>e maill'cl to Box 7576, Revnolda Station. Winston­ 620 N, T1 Training in nuclear tactics will consist probably knew what was best. lina to pay the premiums on a double in­ Salt·n .. ;;.c. ?ilfi

TONIGHT 8:00- Over-the-hump party at the Lambda Last Of Month Chi house. Roadster caps are required for 7:00 - Hairy Buffalo party at the Pika admittance. Students are tired of looking at the house. Guests will be charged $10 coming symmetry and natural beauty of our campus . all year long, One of their goals for the and going. 11:00 - Grub party on the putting green, year, coinciding with all of the other demon­ sponsored by the University golf team. strations and protests, is to pollute the Faculty Demands grounds, but the White Tornado is coming SATURDAY April 22 and will teach them a lesson! In spite of the beautiful weather, dl6carded 8:00 a.m. - Saturday classes, as usual. Include Funhouse, beer cans and afternoon ear rides will not They shoot the whole day. be allowed when the Knight-in-white-armor 8:00 p.m. - Drive-in-movies or Tavern Sex Publication comes. Since the weather is so pretty Why on the Gold: large selection. can't boys walk from the post office to the girls' dorms, Instead of riding cars and (Continued From Page 1) SUNDAY motorcycles when they travel over 100 yards? Week-end hotel trips are also taboo since allow them to publish the novel about sex the population explosion has been on the con­ 11:00 - Wake Forest Baptist Church: life on Faculty Row, "Naked Went stant Increase. (That Includes camping out I write Repent. the Teacher,'' in which approximately 40 at the mountains!} 2:00 - Repent again. It was a terrible miss the of the faculty collaborated. Along with the problem of population in­ ry Toes­ Saturday night. Most students favor calling in the police 4:00 - Beverage caravan to Greensboro. crease goes food shortage, and those girls devotionals .. and the National Guard to drive the faculty who shop at supermarkets and save green speeches Anyone interested meet at Johnson Dormitory . out of their "fortress" with tear gas and bring $1. 79. Sponsored by the College stamps had better stock up now while the sterling bombs. A typical reaction was that o(Hal food is a vallable! Union small socials committee. day. I ~f, editor of the "Stupid," who said, "I The White Tornado consists of several Instated but thmk those demands are absolutely redlcu­ MONDAY guest speakers. Professor Glutton will speak lous. The communication gap on campus on the problem of food shortage throughout is all the faculty's fault. I've never felt 10 A.M. - Free cut. All students are in­ the world. Prof. E. Lactic will spEl.ak on that I could go and talk with a professor population control. I.P. Dailey will bespeak­ vited to attend the wedding of Ru Reake after a test I'd flunked--they are com­ and Dr. Paul Bearer, channel eight tele­ Photo By Beery ing on sewage and water pollution. pletely unsympathetic." REMARKABLE EFFICIENCY installed tray conveyors is shown in this One final request--please don't throw your vision announcer, in Wait Chapel. Univer­ unretouched photograp!1 taken when the lessly", however, is a relative term;for an unexpectedly large number of trays had five-pound daily q11ota of garbage at the sity coeds are honorary bridesmaids. Ring The remarkable efficiency ofthe newly­ cafeteria is least busy. 4. R.A. Crater White Tornado! ,. bearer will be Mark Crease. jammed the photoelectric mechanism of managers maintained that ''there was while the conveyor belt, which one ofthem lZ: 00 - Reception for the newlyweds in Modine Grunch the conveyor, thus triggering--of course-­ absolutely no earthly reason" why students described as "faster than a speeding bul­ the parlor of Bostwick dormitory. BYOL. the new $100,000 overhead sprinkling Registration Awarded Medal should have piled their trays on the floor let", was operating so faultlessly. "Fault- system. TUESDAY "Speedy" Grady said today that a new registration system will slice in half the Nothing. For Fashion time it takes for students to sign up for courses. WEDNESDAY Radicals De01and Visitation The use or bells to limit the time a stu­ Modine Gunch, senior of Hicksville, re­ quired to attend peace vigils every Tues­ dent spends at each station, Grady said, ceived the "best dressed girl on compus" (Continued From Page 1) dent, coming in during the weekend enables 3:00 - Crap game on terrace of Reynolda day and Thursday mornings at 10:00 a.m. should cut registration time from the cur­ award last night. down, since a new entrance requirement to one to study, "and that certainly isn't what Hall. Winnings guaranteed. Registrationpro­ we're here for.'' One radical member summed up his group's rent semester's record-·14 hours, 22 min­ The fashion show, held in DeTamble au­ the university calls for shoulder length hair utes--to exactly hours minutes cedures may be made in the admissions of­ In the Interest of peace and brotherly love achievements by proudly saying, "Repression 7 11 ditorium, was sponsored by'·MorningAfter" for boys. Ripped blue jeans, bare feet, "That is, unless some' kind of kink• turns fice from 1 to Z p.m. confession magazine and presented on cam· even in zero degree weather, and shaggy, the ROTC MmmanriP.rs have all been liquid~ and narrowmfndedness are gone forever 3:00 - Bridge game in the interdomina­ from Wake Forest." up." he said. pus by the Daughters of Blitus. tassled jackets are also compulsory. ated. all former ROTC cadets are re- tional ministry center. No betting allowed. The old policy of non-censorship of the Bring your own ice cream. Miss Gunch, a sprightly 94 pound hunk of woman, won over two other contestants publications will no longer be in effect. 6:00 - Amphetamine sal~sman will begin with her original classroom attire: two Instead, a new polfcy will be followed, under making rounds on campus. pasties and a G-string. A beanie may be which student opinion will be liberated by Foul Photo careful editing of all ·~reactionary, fascist, THURSDAY worn with the outfit for added effect, she said. A foul photo contest will be Runners-up were Susie Slink, sophomore of racist, pig beliefs." held in honor of the Envir­ The Afro-American Society was recently Hell's Kitchin, modeling a transparent maxi­ onmental Teach-In Day, A­ lZ:OO - Special protest, just for the bell disbanded, and the Radical Group has taken coat; and Clara Clunker, junior of Tarsville, pril Z2. Interested amateur of it. over the job of fighting for civil rights. posing in cut-off blue jeans with ratty old photographers are encour­ 4:00 - Happy hour at the Tavern. Good The reason for this action was stated by civil sweatshirt. aged to take pictures of out­ any day of the week. rights leader, georgie porgie buy em: "The standing examples of pol­ black students don't know how to go about lution in Winston-Salem and achieving what's best for them." surrounding areas. Prizes Prune Saber, athletic director, said that will be awarded for the three the school will not recruit any more black Rat Courts Climax lnitation athletes because "all we do is ex)ioitthem." best photos. All entries will Asked· if this would not lead to segregation be displayed in Reynolda of athletic teams, Miss Saber muttered some­ Hall. The deadline is Mon­ thing about Arab rights. day, April 20. Send your For Lowly, Wear ..r Pledges Since the trend has set in for considering entries to "Earth Day, Box anyone over age 30 as "over-the-hill " and 8359, Reynolda Station. Win­ edict has been passed forbidding any ;tudent ston-Salem, North Carolina It's 4:00 a.m., and it's time for the annual the display, and also of putting it up in the to write home unless his parents are 29 27109." • ;. Rat Court! Let's gather our lowly scums­ pouring rain. The events give us a chance or younger. Also, In order to qualify as of-the-earth together and haul them down to to show our stuff--any hard feelings one a University housemother, one must be the Rec Room. If they don't love us enough society might have for another can be taken under 15 years of age. to put up with a few little physical and mental out by legally shoving a girl In the mud­ In compliance with the new "no-hours" tortures, they aren't tough enough to belong ~ole. during the pillow fight. Our femininity policy, a rule bas been passed campusing in our sophisticated club. 1s displayed by seeing how many delicious any girl who comes in at all during Friday ' ·• All we're going to do to them is tie them Slater pies we can eat. Our representative or Saturday nights. According to one stu- to the posts, grease up their hair, make them did ~reat last last year. She managed to eat eat lard, and have them repeat how we're ten m the allowed three minutes but only the best group on campus and how much. came in third, We show off ou; beautiful they love us. Then the worst part is all figures In the one-and-a-half-yard material over, and they're in for big treats in the contest, but you'd better be pinned to a next couple of weeks. Sigma Chi before you enter thaf contest! First of all, we have Greek Week sing The best part of the whole week has got to Support coming up. It will give all the girls with be the Big Chase! Each society competes Can't to see how many girls they can get on If You Be musical talents an opportunity to show the school how well they can sing. We spent all crutches by tJJe end of the week. It's es­ Old Gold our spring break at school working on our pecially fun in the mud. Just can't resist" twenty-part medlies, and always outshine the those Sigma Chi derbies! other groups, sin.ce they usually meet ten Another fun part of the big week Is steal­ minutes beforehand outside the chapel to ing the Sigma Chi car, expecially when Advertisers 1 ' decide on the song they are going to do. you get up at 5:00 in the morning just in The next big surprise is Derby Week. time to see your sisters have already taken An Athlete, We give the pledges the honor of makin!Z off with the car, and you're left out in the cold until the dorms open at 6:00. We saved our best surprise for last We Cow Sale decided to treat all of the pledges to br~ak- •t ''Pre- William Zilch, chancellor of North Caro- fast before initiation. We woke them up at r St u 5:00 a.m. and took them to Staley• s, only They Forbid­ Jna ate niversity in Raleigh, has an- to find that the other five societies and all Be An Girls 5 1 Why 1 :u~~~~~~:~ t~;·r~e~~:~:; a~t~~n~~~s~~~~ ! ~~~:!~~{ties had the same idea. What a free- Support Been ning at 3 p.m. -And I'm Zilch said the animals, between 10 and These few points are only the highlights of the pledge period. There's even more fun, ·15 years old, had been used by State history but I won't take time to go into the details.· You! majors. No minimum bidding price was announced. Now we're busy planning who we can catch Athletic Supporter!! ~:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~~f:o;r~~n:ex:t~y:ea:r~l~~&~~~ BELLS New Shipments of stripped and solid Denim Bells *******' $4.98 To ~6.95 There Is also a new shipment of sea bells with the button up trout, Loads Of Dress lell.s Fro• $6.95 To $10.95 lre Join The Also 0• Hud Leui straight Genes in stripes and

\ solids are also available. All of these in Sizes 28-38 ALL AT essional Cleaning & Laundry· Deacon Club Millers Or Variety Store You Can DO IT YOURSELF With L 620 N, Trarl<' Coin-Operated Laundry And Dry I 1/2 l1l"cks North of the Post Cleanmr Machines Nr,rth of thro Post Office PAGE SIX April Fools, OW Glll.ll AND BLACK Bird Nest Grounds Department Tries For Out-Of-State Students I' Craze Hits Stad To Revise School's Image Hair Styles The University's psychologi­ Tuition left by the sale of th~:" Chapel Is Raised $3,000 Bacl The building and grounds de­ (see story, page 1). Then a truelv office, and a public bathhousr cal center Is stlulying a new en­ dPmic craze. Wake Forest trustees recently partment announced yesterday beach resort atmosphere could In the president'::; office. of the board, "When l went to lege anrl In front of Barbazon passed a resolution to raise tui­ vised by trustee member WUI , Grove's ~ that it will combat the problem be achieved, he said, C reace also proposed round­ The fad. rtescrlbed by thl' cent­ Wake Forest, out-of-state stu­ School ot Taxedermy and Lex­ er's director Dr. Davhl C. Thr­ tion $3,000, for out-of-state stu­ B, Abolished who commented, est monume1 of students walking on the grass The maintenanc~ of the sand, ing up all of the stray dogs on dents v.eren•t allowed In the state ington Prtslln Camp. Ills, as "particularly un­ dents. much less the college I The tuition "It's a splendid plan when you est's athletic of replacing it with sando palm trees, and beach wrJUll! campus and then using them for The trustees feel that Wake don't think of it. I can't think ol dog racing, a mainstay of a nerving,'· involves the use of Feeling among the trustees Is raise will put Wake Forest back possessed tod At the same time, the de­ come under the jurisdiction of in years tn come wlll eventually a better way to kill Wake For­ partment said It will cut down resort. bona fidl' binls' nest under falls, that any further Infiltration of in Its place.'' Institution of the College Union, Creace pro­ reach the zenith of conservatism. than by tuition." ures, the org: the elm trees on the plaza, al­ '·All of this will help promote demi- falls or real hair styles. out-of-state students would jeflp­ In the latest colluge rating Future tl\itlon plans will not only phesized. Some additional money When asked if the new tuition nanced the sta ways a problem in cold weather, would be required to complete the school's image;• Creace "The proliferation of wigs on ardizb the University's pro­ we find Wake Forest has been restrict ()ut-of-state students but said. ''Sincl' we are so medi"­ this campus is exaggerated," vincial attitudes. According to put In its place. It 111 >W ranks is working, Abolished said, The IUF, a and plant palm trees in their the conversion to a resort, but also in ~tate students. By 2000 • Most definitely. We present!) place. cre academically, there is no Hills said, "but this is ridicu­ C: ~· Hlman, the senior member just below Absorblne Junior Col- that there wa nothing would have to be done A.D. stl\dents residing outside have only three out-of-staters ticipation at use in us competing with other lous". Forsyth County will have to pay Mark H. Creace, dean of men, to the dorms, Creace said, as at Wake, They consist of one poly Stands to welcomed the with open fine schools in that re­ The use of birds' nests in an extra $10,000 tocometoWFU. move they already are up to the lux­ lady who serves strlngbeans In ments. A.R.A. arms. He said the action not ury standards of resort accomo­ spect. Rather, we will attract hair is the subject of a DeTam­ By 2500 A.D. students residing ble Auditorium lecture tomor­ the cafeteria and two ground- ices is actuall only will solve the University's dations. students by emphasizing what outside Winston-SalP.m will pay keepers.'' , 0 .• ization Cor M unique grass problem, but also Reynolda Hall, however, would everybody knows alrktdy: row at 10 a.m. by Dr David an extra $25,000. Wiley, professor of history and Plans have been made for u­ cies. that the school can now live up have to be renovated. Included "college is a bowl of che:-ries." ~· .. Eventually tuition will restrict tilizing the money accumulated He noted however that classes hirsute authority, Wiley thinks Alphonso D1 to its reputation as a "party would be a casino where the students driving outside of Rey­ by the tuition hikes, Part of man Cor the. probably will not be abolished birds' nests have all the advant­ sehool." treasurer's office currently is, nolda R!Jart. Hopefully. by the the money will be sent to the stadium and Creace said that a pool might a night club with drinking and as many students have urged. ages in buttressing the fuller year 300() tuition wlll have limit­ hair styles. Besides, "they feel Baptist Missionaries working had been opel possibly be Installed in the hole dancing in the dean of women's He said a committee will be ed the stlldent body to one family' iQ the Vatican and Jerusalem, appointed to develop a curricu­ the same,'' he said. cal loss. and and then to one person !When this The rest will be buried wtth late· payments lum that would "relate to the Wiley was granted a leave of particular person dies Wake For­ the last student In hopes that session maneu new atmosphere": surfing, ski­ absence from the University last est dies, This ipgenlus plan to year to attend Barbarria Beauty lle will take it with him in the When asked ing, swimming, suntanning, girl · dissolve Wake Forest was de- world beyond. watching, etc. College on a Fulbright fellow­ was in such stances, Duml Men will still keep their ship, . \ draft deferments because the B11t the campus security office new curriculum will teach stu­ has announced that, at latest dents as much as they were county, some 417 birds' nests rw'FDD'~Th:~«'W:d:l. learning under the old cur­ have disappeared from campus riculum anyway, according to trees. Unless the nests are re­ TONIGHT Creace. "Certainly as practi­ turned, said an office ultima­ ence Matriek, professor of cal,'' tum, a fine of $10 will be im­ sociology. ,, Tuition might be abolished and posed on each violator. 7:55 - BSU Presents: A Night 10:30 - The Goon Show: a at the Tavern on the Green. documentary of Wake Forest, funds would come instead from (Live). beach fees, the casino (run by 11:00 - Deaeonlight Serenade: 8:00 - Special Tne Week:. the treasurer, John Billiard), and Library Deficit Of Flushing toilets in Reynolda Hall. How to catch the rats abounding green fees. The golf course Dr. Merrill G. Berthrong, in the vicinity of the Slater will be located right on campus SUNDAY director of libraries, said dempster~dumpster. because, as Reece, noted, there that last semester the Uni­ 10:00 Dimensions in Jazz: is certainly enough space in some ~ 11:00 - Nothing, Due to pop­ versity's library sent out A night in the Monogram Club, ular demand, Sunday has . been of the cow pastures between the post cards valued at $78 buildings. 11:00 - Deaconlight Serenade: cancelled. to collect student fines for Beating on trashcans in Poteat "All of this should be com­ overdue books amounting to dormitory, MONDAY pleted in 20 years," Reece said. $1Z. "You all know the rapidity and There was no explana­ ~ATURDAY 7:55 - Focusing on the Arts: high degree of efficiency with tion for the net loss of $65. Cou.rte1;v WF Pollee Dept, A Real "Straltht" Ca111pus .... which we approach projects,'' "Oh, God,'' a special peep­ Birds' Nests: New Faskton Craze 2:00 • Metropolitan Opera: show through a hidden camera "Hair." in Babcock dormitory, 8:00 - The Art of Sniffing 8:00 - Campus report, As u- ' Glue; tal)es of a criminology susal, radio silence · will be class conducted by Dr. Clar- maintained for the duration of this program. 8:15 - Wake Forest Sports: Tape-recording of spring foot­ ball practice. emceed by Cow· Smell, 10:00 - Reynolda Hall Lec­ ture: "Jesus Loves Me;• 11:00 - D'.\aconlight Serenade: Spitting out the windows in Taylor dormitory - a cacophony of sounds that will delight your ' senses,

TUESDAY

7:55 - Fi!mcast: Movie re- view-"! Am Curious(Yellow)'. 8:00 - Traditional music: • • Strange sounds coming from the MEJ bottom of the dempster­ dumpster. Deaf 8:30 - Music in our time: special program of church music, NCA 10:00 - A Federal Case: An interview with the University When fresh Honor Council. riwell, of Anat 11:00- Deaconlight Serenade: ported the ope Panting at a panty raid - a practice, he record made at the University's gaping face to : last panty raid, 1946. tor Harold Rbi urday' s trian~ WEDNESDAY North Carolillli dith, Meriwei: Z:OO - BBC World Theatre: down along sic "Diamonds are a Girl's Best Wake Forest h Friend," In that histo 8:30 - Evening Concert: A assuming Anat 1 1/2 hour special of the af- 1 ' NCAA record ter-effeet of eating In the "pit." scored 54 po 10:00 - The Asia Society Pre­ Deacs to a str sents: "30 Seconds Over Tokyo," finish. The Mel 10:30 - Contemporary Irish ished first wm Composers, interviewed at Ard­ Pack placed a more's Flap Room and the 2 points, Golden More Lounge. Merriwell's 11:00 • Deaconlight Serenade: inauspiciously Snoring In classes, shot 75 feet t in that event, ~ THURSDAY put was :M Maxine MusslE Kick • corded a hea1 6:00 - Music at Sunset: "100 Musslewhite, ki up )OUr heels bottles of beer on the wall, • ," 1y as "Max" t, performed by Kappa Alpha fra­ Go dan~:tng, enjoy the Kooa expressed disa1 ternity, Kat LOIInge, Dine in the ex· performance, b Topic, • ,North Caro­ otic Kona Restaurant, AI· 7:55 - will progress Kai lina: "Taxes," ter a long week studylnc becomes warm~ ot 8:00 - A Nest of Singing you deserve to relax. And Birds: recorded on the Lambda After shakilll Top Artists! Major Labels! let's fice it-Sheraton's the Chi Alpha wall, best olace around ror relax­ jitters in the 8:30 - Evening Concert: RiJb- · in&. Wed., Fri., and Sat. dance .velous Merriw ert Whlteburst after a trip to play the form to the tnuslc of THE FOUR the University of North Carolin, 0 ROO McKUEN , him the toast c 0 THE ROLLING STONES 0 GRASS ROOTS NATURALS. ( ~ at Chapel Hill, A 2 1/2 hour lous Frank c1 0 RAMSEY LEWIS 0 STANGETZ 0 BLUES PROJECT war tale. discus and the j 0 JIMMY SMITH 0 RAY CHARLES D CHARLIE BYRD 11:00 - Deaconllght Serenade: ing for the trac 0 JOHNNY RIVERS 0 PETE SEEGER 0 WOODY GUTHRIE Assorted screamers. Once the e ~ Frank was off 0 RIGHTEOUS BROTHERS D MAMAS & PAPAS 0 FERRANTE & TEICHER Clean 1-2 bedroom apartments Sheraton 2 miles from Wake Forest. Many, Many More! Classics Included! $85-$90 2 bedroom For Diet Inn efficiency - $80 WIU' U INTER~TATE 40, KNOLL WOOD STREET utilities Selection. SHERATON HOTELS AND MOTOR INN~ Come Early lor Best Phone 724·-3988 lllbllfb&l A IVORlOWlDF SrRVlCE OF ITr .s COLLEGE BOOK STORE •I "ON THE CAMPUS" lighthouse Grill Owneu And vperated By Wake li'orest University • Where You Meet Your Frienda .. For The Convenience Of Students And Faculty ••-n= • Good F oocl at Economical Prices ...... 1\fore bread etc. at no extra f!hill.r&~re Thr • Quick Service Get Your Favorites at Big Discounts! Comer of Barke allcl BroobtowD Shopp~ ONE BLOCit FROM SEABS -...... , -·Q' ft ,. Stadium Repossessed Athletes In Revolt; ) Back 'l,o City Arena Itemize Denlands BY JOCK STHAP ptayers w111 refuse to play next >er Wlll , Grove's Stadium, the new­ crowds at Wake Forest foot­ Staff Writer year. tmented, est monument to Wake For­ ball games couldn't have filled a rhen you est's athletic prowess, was re­ small goldfish bowl. He also President James Ralph Scalie President Scalle announced af­ . think ol possessed today by the National said that the Mafia was losing met with a group of radical foot­ ter today's meeting that be was lke For- Institution of Underworld Fig­ a great deal of money because ball players today in order to dis~ referring the list of demands to ures, the organization which fi­ only one person bet on Wake For­ cuss grivances which the ath­ the executive council for con­ w tuition nanced the stadium. est during the entire season, letes have presented to the ad~ sideration. He seemed confident said, The IUF, a Mafia front, said James Ralph Sealie, presi­ ministration. The athletes have that the demands would be ap­ :d WA.NT >resentl) that there was not enough par­ dent of the University, said that been actively demonstrating for proved. Coach Cal Stoll said, f-staters ticipation at the Crater Mono­ the football team will now move · almost eighty years over certain "I think my boys will get what DELI\'ERY SERVICE? : of one poly Stands to insure future pay­ back to its former home, Bow­ irregularities in their treatment they want - one way or the beans 1n ments. A,R.A. Crater Food Serv­ man-Gray Stadium. Scalle said by Wake Forest students and pro­ other.'' ground- ices is actually the cover organ- the only real problem would be fessors. Coach Jack McCloskey was ' izatlon for Mafia bookie agen­ trying to explain to students the Their lists of demands are as jubilant over the demands and CITY e for u- ' cies. shortest route to the old stadium. follows: Scales' action. When asked if dem~nrlc: ~mulated Alphonso Dombroski, spokes­ When asked if he would easily he thought the wm1ld be Part of man for the IUF, said that the part with his plush box at the 1) It is unfair that football approved, he said, "Approved? stadium and the food service top of the new stadium, Scales players be pitted against stu­ Hell, I hope not. 1f all tbe foot­ BEVERAGE 1t to the working had been operating at a criti­ said, "The answer is NOI" dents who are academically ball players refuse to play next rusalem. cal loss, and that two years of Coach Cal Stall seemed undis­ superior; therefore Wake For­ ye~r, JUSt look at the scholar­ CAN HELP YOU! . " ·led with late· payments set up the repo­ turbed by the loss of his gleam­ est University should begin ship money I can throw away on It is the·place to go for the best prices on opes that session maneuver. ing pleasure palace. As he put it, immediately to accept only stu­ basketballs and long recruiting m in the When asked why the stadium "If Bowman Gray was good e­ dents with an 850 or lower on trips to places like Puerto Rico all your favorite brands of ice cold "bever­ was in such critical circum­ nough for Bill Tate, it's good their college boards. and Europe," ages" ---including both imported and stances, Dumbroski said, "The enough for me." Several athletes were inter­ domestic wines aDd champasptes. :~:::::::=:~:=:::::~:: , viewed , and gave a horrifying 2) Athletes deserve far bet­ P.U·217. fore Davis Dormitory must be The greatest humility that they ...::: DEMOLITION Crew Tears Down Stadium presented was the fact that the ....•. turned over to football players sor of immediately, Davis should be Wake Forest University March­ ,, Great cleared of all other male stu­ ing Band is allow~>tl to play in Golfing Seeks dents and renovated to include their stadium during their lr-'mes. Camel PawnShop, Inc. Show: a Forest. a bar, two smoking lounges, Most of the athletes blamed their Serenade: and a beer-storage cellar. numerous losses on the fact that "Money To Loan On Anytbin1 Of Value" aida Hall. Readmittance To WF the band contaminates the air in the stadium making it hard for 422 N. Ubert, on the tour for many years. Known 3) It is well known that Wake BY DUCK HOOKER Forest and the athletic depart­ the players to breathe during the Staff Writer for his conservative dress and Bargaina In Out-Of·Pawn Merchan4U. his steady; unflamboyant style of ment still hold the in loco par­ game. entis attitude concerning ath­ One defensive tackle was ex­ Radlol ...... I ts 11P Weddflll Ball . :. Ulll .e to pop­ Arnold Palmer, the Latrobe, play, Palmer should learn of his has . bee11 Pennsylvania golfing millionaire letes. Since most non-athlete tremely angered by the fact that Phomgraplls . . . . • . U.50 ap 'l'rlmliltlr 'l'ql acceptance or rejection notice one demand for a branch office ~ ...... tus up Reoolrden ...... ua .. who is famous for his dramatic within the next few weeks, students receive far more than comebacks, will make one of his $15 from their parents every of the Zinzendorf Hotel to be Part. aDd Dell - . Eleetric 1'lpl biggest ever when he comes back month, the University must im~ set up in the gymnasium was Typewriten ...... 29. 5~ l!P 11eco1W1 ...... Z9.50 ... to Wake Forest next fall to con- "Doc'' mediately raise the monthly al­ cut from the final list by Lewis Gllflatl ...... 12.50 wp cameru ...... Ul• the Arts: tinue his education. Serves lotment to at least $150 per "Doc" Martin. ~- ... ~ ...... al peep­ Palmer, who left Wake Forest month. Herman Biblebeater, the cam­ Winston-Salem's Authorized Fender, Gretseb, MarUD, m camera in 1954 to become the first golfer AS pus informer for the Southern Yamaha and Harmony Guitar and Amplifiertloa Dealer even to win a million dollars, Example 4) All football players must Baptist Convention, said that the .. Jrt, As u­ was quoted in a recent inter- be guaranteed a B average in Convention would stand com~ . will be each course he takes out­ pletely behind the athletes be­ view as saying: BY BOB RICHARDS uration of "I can't play golf all my life. side the PE department. Any eause in his words, "What other Sooner or later I'll have to hang professor not complying with group of students on. campus ;t Sports: up my clubs and go into some Lewis "Doc" Martin was this is to be fired immediately. better represent the Baptist pr!ng foot­ other type of work. Maybe I'll honored last night at a Sports­ ideals if it isn't our football a by Cow• go into business for myself. man's Award Dinner as the big- 5) If these demands are not team'? That's what we'd like to 1 realize that an extensive ed- gest contributer to the mental, met immediately all football know." IF YOU MISS THE FIRST FIVE MINUTES, Hall Lee­ ucation is necessary if one wants physical, and spiritual develop­ YOU MISS ONE SUICIDE, TWO EXECUTIONS, ONE SEIJIUOrlot~.• e.,'' to be successful in life and to ment of Wake Forest University AND THE KEY TO THE PLOT. :Serenade: make a name for himself." athletes. sin Taylor After completing his second Martin, the quiet, shy, likable 1hony of round of play in the Greater athletic trainer at Wake Forest, Dodttrast ght your Greensboro Open last Friday, humbly and with tears in his Palmer flew his leer jet to Win- eyes, accepted the trophy to a ston-Salem for an admissions standing ovation and cries of 811J.ODe interview. J:le has ~plied for ... speech". the Buddy ~~ham'-stholirship; ---.r-After the presentation, Martin • lovie re­ Palmer has also r~quested that said, "I'm usually pretty good m. (Yellow)'. the athletic department consider with words, but I find it hard him for the position of assistant to express how I feel now. I just 11 music: ~ ' MERRIWELL Wins Mile Run Easily g from the golf coach to head coach Jesse want to thank all the wonderful The Kremlin Leuer dempster- Haddock. When asked why, he people responsible for this." Deacon Unknown Sets replied, "It's not just for the Doc has taken pride in his 13 Jur time: money. I feel that with my years at Wake Forest in setting of church mastery of the fundamentals and himself as an example for the NCAA Track Record my conservative style of play, athletes. The ageless "miracle~ Case: An I can help the other youngsters man" still works out daily and University When freshman Frank Mer­ Anatnom Ace placed first in the on the team." possesses a powerful physique riwell, of Anatnom, Montana, re­ mile run with time of 3:49, How­ Recently voted "Athlete of the equal . to the athletes he looks Serenade: ported the opening day of track ever, :Meiifwell's time is mis­ Decade," the forty year old golf- after. raid - a practice, he was just another leading. If bad not tripped on the ing whiz will study business at The popular Martin is like a third lap, his mark would have Jniversity's gaping face to Deacon track men­ Wake Forest. He has dabbled father to many of the boys, not 20th Century· Fox Prosenls John Huston's Production of THE KREMUN LETTER tor Harold Rhea. But after Sat­ been much more respectable. in the manufacturing business only for the way with which he In Association With Carter De Haven urday's triangular meet with In the 100 yard dash, Frank in the last few years, but with "whips" them into shape, but also .Siorring BIB! ANDERSSON· RICHARD BOONE· NIGEL GREEN ·DEAN JAGGER had a time of nine seconds nat little succesS', for his disciplinary measures. He LILA KEDROVA ·MICHAEL MACUAMMOIR ·PATRICK O'NEAL· BARBARA PARKINS North Carolina State and·Mere­ GEORGE SANDERS· MAX VON SYOOW·QRSON WELLES dith, Meriwell's name will go to capture first place. Had it ''Besides business courses, I allows no swearing or horseplay not been for a 45 mile per hour ~ Theatre: down along side of a lQng list of will also take a few speech cours- in his training room and he iirl's Best Wake Forest track greats. · headwind, "Meteor" Merriwell es, " said Palmer. "I've never rigidly enforces these rules. N-0-W probably could have improved In that historic meet, the un­ been able to communicate well Respected by all the athletes :oncert: A on this time also. with people or draw a crowd." for his professional attitude and Shows At 1:00, 2:55, assuming Anatnom native won a other events won by Merri­ of the af- 1 • NCAA record 10 events as he At his interview, Palmer wore clean habits, Doc is recognized - well "the Marvel" were the 440 4:58, 7:11, 9:19 n the "pit," scored 54 points to lead the a pair of mild grey slacks and a as the man who makes the ath­ (GP) yard dash in a time of 44.6 iociety Pre­ Deacs to a strong second place light blue shirt--his trademarks letes go. PALMER Tells Haddock Good N~we ver Tokyo." finish, The Meredith Mamas fin­ seconds, the 220 yard dash in 19,4 seconds, tbe lZO-Higb 1rary Irish ished first with 87 tallies and the wed at Ard- Pack placed a distant third with Hurdles with a 13,5 time, the half mile run in a time of 1:44.1, and the 2 points, PASCHAL SHOE the two mile run in a time of • Merriwell's day began rather We Invite All Wake Fore3t ht Serenade: inauspiciously as he heaved the 8:14, and the pole vault with a REPAIR mediocre 17-11 vault. shot 75 feet to capture second Set, 1931 Unfortunately, Merriwell will in that event. Winner of the shot no longer be with the Deacon PaaltWAV ,.LAZ.At AIEYNOLOA MA!IfDit Students To Visit put was Mighty Meredith's 8HDPII'iND CIENTr:ll• Maxine Musslewhite, who re- thinclads after this season. When Southern California heard about ,.A 5&:161 I ' corded a heave of 76'. Miss Musslewhite, known affectionate­ his phenomenal feats, they of­ llor• comfort, loneer weer, better loolre lunset: "100 rered the Deac sensation a full :he wall •••" ly as "Max" to her teammates, STALEY'S track scholarship, which Mer­ In •"•ry Job/ l Alpha fra- expressed disappointment at her performance, but feels that she riwell has accepted. North Caro- will progress as the weather becomes warmer. of Singing OPEN HEARTH 1 theLambda After shaking off opening day APRIL FOOL SPECIAL jitters in the shot put, Mar­ oncert: RCJb- · .velous Merriwell started to dis­ er a trip to play the form which had made RESTAURANT lortb Carolin, him the toast of Anatom. Fabu­ Z 1/2 hour lous Frank captured both the discus and the javelin while wait­ The house that service and quality ght Serenade: ing for the track events to begin. built -the favorite of Wake Forest students s. Once the events did begin, Frank was off and running. The and faculty. We specialize in steaks, short apartments orders, sandwiches and dinners. ce Forest. :oom For Die• thlD11 to ~80 wear &llCI nlued OUR NEW HOURS 11burbaa ahopp~ 988 Mon thru Thurs: 7 A.M. til 1 A.M. 'ftllt Juicy 1000 Lb. Steak Fri. and Sat: 7 A.M. til 2 A.M. Sun: 8 A.M.til 12:00 ~k Only! 50 Clams 2803 REYNOLDA ROAD ldl ...... (Across from Reynolda Manor) •rice• ...... , Thruway ARA SERVICES PA3-9703 1 · .•. Shopp~J Center AL DILLARD, M SCHOOL AND COLLEGES anaaer. --11-'v~ ftiRIIa Nlllll ,.....,- • PAGE EIGHT April Fools." OW GOLD AND BLACK Cheerleaders Get Wake Accepts New ·Challenge I' New Midi Outfits Will Open Season With Stings BY THE DEACUN When interviewed, head Cheer­ Staff Writer Athletic Director Dr. Fish TODAY, IN leadt>r Suzy Smart, junior of The Stings have already studied we can take care of anybody," Hooks announced the additlon of >i Pickle Peak, said she couldhard­ game films of the Deacons In Miss Smear feels. "Several of 1 In ke.:>ping with the current lv wait to wc>ar the newunif\Jrms. an eleventh game to the 1971 action last year, but do not seem • WFU, football schedule, The Deacons .the girls have also dated KAs, fashion trends, the Wake For­ ,;They may restrict movement worried about the big game. "If Poteat boys, and jocks, Their ex­ will open the season Saturday est female cheerleaders will somewhat, but then we never we can handle tbe Sigma Chis, periences should come in handy.'' * PHI don new uniforms next year. J\lidi move a whole lot anyway. September 11 against the Stings length skirts will be worn in­ Miss Smart added the new Society, • WORM stead of the miniskirt outfits uniforms should increase the "The Stings have demonstrat­ that the spectators have enjoy­ cheerleaders school spirit tre­ ed they wm be a worthy oppo­ ed the past few years. mendously next term. "W ~ hope nent for the football team by win­ The new uniforms were unan­ our feeling can permeate to . ~!e ing the Derby Day crown the past imously approvt>d by the Board of enttrc student body." four seasons," says Dr. Hooks. Trustees last week on the recom­ The cheerleaders also made "We believe they are one of the mendation of Dean of Womt>n Lu Mrs. Julie Davis Mason life­ hardest hitting groups in the VOLUME LV a. ,j Leakey. "I really groove on those tim~ member of the cheetread­ State of North Carolina.. We had new outfits,'' commented Miss ing squad. "l am tickled to death the chance to get either Alabama. Leakey. "Now the cheerleaders to receive this great honor," or Kentucky for the extra game, can project the true image of Mrs. Mason jubilantly replied. but we fee 1 the Stings will provide Wake Forest womanhood. Those After being on the squad for a more interesting game. After skivvies the cheerleaders have three years, I really missM do­ all, they didn't get their name worn the past few years were ing it this past season. ~ow. I for nothing." indecent, immoral, and unlady­ will have something to keep me .Sting practices are held daily in Bowman Gray Stadium although like. The students are finally occupied while my husban(! is in Tru starting to mature around here." medical school. they are closed to everyone ex­ cept Society members. The girls are lifting weights, and running By; to get in shape for the game. ---~:!:!~~£!~~~~~~~~~~~~---. The Board of ' .JOIN THE INN CROWD AT In addition, they are increasing to vote on two cc their social activities as a means tuition rebate to ,t; of preparation, "We feel that sex year and the stUI is good for the body," commented the K & W cafeterias bill. one anonymous society member. When the trusl Pizza inn "We are having uniforms spec­ " grant in-state stt ially made for our appearance J!IIIVITE l'Ofl TO DINE WITH l'HDI TODAl' oa AM1' on the $3 00 tuitic against the Deacons, said- Mis::. DA1' AT 1'0tl& CONVENIENCE - AT ANY ONK'OI' a storm of prot' America's Favorite TilDa I'll\'£. LOCATIONS BETTY Q. SMART Models New "Midi" Cheerleading Outfits For Next Year. Smear. "Of course, we will wear and faculty who c our blue and white society colors, , in tuition would te Pizxa Restaurant but we hope to add a little glamor student body far High School Bruiser Inks to the contest," The girls will the faculty and thE 2750 REYNOLDA RD. Pact; also wear bras and girdle pads Excellent Food, Service, and resolutions askin during the game as added pro­ Sa tiafaction the rebate p<:llic tection. Miss Smear adds, "I Tel. 725-1740 lilNSTON•SALEM am not sure the gir Is need the GRt-:ENSBORU "Mad Dog'' To Key WF Offense added padding, but we would 422 North Ch~rry Sl, Fru•ndly Shopp•ng C~nlrr Houn P'kw'y DINE IN or TAKE OUT rather be safe than sorry." Pl~tu Shnrrun~ RALF.IGII WGA The Wake For est football staff for his roughouse tactics on de­ Despite a "D" average in high c~nh•r Nurth lhlls 3huw•nK C'~nlrr recently announced the signing fense. school, Maravichsky does not Knollwood at Thruw~v Mon.-Thur. of Bronco Maravichsky, a 5-4, Although "Mad Dog's" high believe he will have any trouble SC Officially YOUR FAVORITE f11.m..t2 p.m. 125 pound fullback from Shangri­ school team failed to win a single academically at Wake Forest. Coe~ BEVERAGE ON TAP La, New Mexico. According to game in his three varisty sea­ "The coaches said the profs will Leaves ACC Head Coach Cal Stoll, Maravich­ sons, Maravichsky carried the give me the grades if I per­ After several weeks of per­ Fri.-Sal sky was the most sought after pigskin 2,372 times for minus form well enough on the field, BYDI 11 a.rn.-1 1.m. high school product in the nation two yards. "We only had one play sistent rumors, the University ~ten's Cologne And I expect to play well both on of South Carolina officially drop­ turning down 457 offers to accept so the defenses were kind of The Women's TRY OUR DELICIOUS and off the field." ped out of the Atlantic Coast a Wake Forest grant-in-aid. stacked against me," growled Maravichsky is the 6Bth play­ Conference to join the newly Accessories At A voted last week to GARDEN FRESH SALAD Sun. "He may be a bit small," says Mad Dog. ''I hope the coaches er the football staff has signed formed Southern Ivy League. system and repla 4 p.m.·11 p.m. Stoll, but he runs like Jimmy at Wake Forest are a little more ' for upperclassme for the 1970 Baby Deacon foot­ A university spokesman said Brown, passes like Sonny Jur­ imaginative." ball squad, "Maravichsky as­ that he felt the opportunity was Convenient Location freshmen. New ofl gensen, and blocks like Jerry sures us of our best freshman simply too good to pass up, be iinstalled next OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK Kramer. In addition to his of­ Maravichsky sa1d he narrowed Betty Hyder, SE squad ever," says Coach Stoll. "Pepsodent" Paul, the USC foot­ fensive prowess, Maravichsky his selection of schools down to "Because of the great quantity and president of · Harvey Mudd, Meredith, and ball Coach, also commented on "4711" ONYX earned the nickname "Mad Dog" of players we will divide the the switch. was "trying to fo Wake Forest. "I liked the campus squad up into A and B teams. . might occur befor at Meredith, but I didn't feel I "We felt that the ACC schools While and B team will play the were simply placing too much I RUT ENGliSH LEATHER tion. would fit into the football pro­ usual Wake Forest frosh Miss Hyder sail gram there. I finally decided on emphasis on athletics and not COME SEE US schedule, the A squad has games enough on academics, We would NUMERO UNO JAGUAR be initiated next Wake For est because I liked the listed with Notre Dame, Texas, of women, "react girls a lot when I visited the like .tl? remain competitive in For the·aest Car Wash In Town Penn State, Southern California, said. ';She just wa campus last fall. 1 feel I can football, however 'We do not want HAl KARATE JADE EAST and Mississippi freshman teams, to gain the reputation of being a mature, responsil score a lot here." 390 and Receive a Fr•e Wax Jab ••• football factory. If this is what PUI ,. under realisticall~ Clip this ad and bring ft to Virginia, Duke. and Wake For­ The resolution, est desire, good for them. But Jones, junior of 1 it's not for us." visor, and Dana Reynold a Mini t Car Wa$h "Faultless" Frank, the Game­ for Barcock A. 1 cock basketball mentor, ex­ We Have Ladies' by the council. Reynolda Manor S Center pressed similar views. "This The motion stat fulfills a lifelong dream for me. system for wom1 The ACC took the championship Cosmetics Also as a denial of o --~------~------~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ away from me year after year, dividual responsit but no longer. If you can't beat A key system Experience A NEW Concept In 'ern, leave 'em." ternative to the PI other schools in the Southern ANDREWS PHARMACY would be made fc dormitory would Dty Cleaning .\Ivy League include Jacksonville, Winston-Sal•rn, N. C • SERVICE West Virginia, Florida State, Phone 723-1679 security guard w« Chattanooga, Virginia Tech, and in the campus po Florida Southern. 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