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Casino Night yields Nnds for lighting v By Benjamin Cunningham News editor The sounds of dice rolling and cards shuffling filled Leone Cole Auditorium last Wednesday, and those sounds will mean benefits for JSU students. SGA election Last week's Casino Night was the sec- ond year of the now-annual event, spon- turnout average sored by the Student Government Asso- SGA elections were in full swing ciation. Profits from the event, totaling on Tuesday as more than 300 stu- about $2,800, are being used to help install dents had voted at the election ten- new lighting on the quad, according to ter on the fourth floor of TMB, ac- Chris Dempsey, SGA president. cording to SGA officials. "Three thousand was c;ur goal, so we "With around 300 people, we're came just a little bit shy," said Dempsey. running about average," said SGA vice president Jeff Bennet. SGA He says that both the turnout and the intake members had expected a low turn- from the event were comparable to last out in this year's elections due to the year's numbers. marked lack of candidates running "It looked like there were more people for office. Of the four major SGA last year, but this year we had more tables offices, only one, second vice presi- set up ... I think last year there were a lot of dent, had more than one candidate people walking around and just checking Place your bets, ladies and gentlemen: Tim Hanby and Robert Ray from WWS-FM hosted on the ballot. it out, but this time we had more serious Casino Night. Student gamblers helped raise around $2,800. "It is going to be low, just because card playing," Dempsey said. nothing's really a contested race like Dempsey said he considers the event to dollars on the T.V.,' when they only had six they're doing it now." we had last year," Bennet said. have been a success. "I think it was a million." Dempsey also attributed some of the "There's been no real issues brought success to the prizes offered at the auction upland no real big concerns. People success because the bidding process went Participants, too, seemed pleased with are just apathetic, to be honest." a lot better," he said. "Last year we had the change in bidding. "I'm glad they're following the close of the gambling tables. Expected to win the president's people pooling money and making deals redoing the ... procedure," said David "This year we had a few more prizes than office uncontested was Emily Hawk, back and forth, but this time we had the Giddens, a junior music education major we had last year. We had stuff like a year's who formerly held the office of con- bidder's cards set up ... [the bidder's cards] who attended both years. "It's alot fairer to worth of free pizza, ... a microwave, and a troller. Among issues she pressed helped us a lot because we knew exactly the individual playing than [it was to] try to CD player, and the VCR and TV. That for in her bid for the presidency is the how much money everybody had, and we go up against the big fraternities and what- See Casino establishment of a syllabus file in the didn't have people saying 'I bet ten million not. But it's good that they're doing it like library. The file would give students page 5 access to professors' syllabi before even registering for classes. Running uncontested for first vice McGee's evaluation will not be released president was Matt Crandon, who v By Jamie Cole has stated his key focus as accessi- 66 "They're assuming all ready that the re- bility. He previously served as presi- Editor in Chief Considering how no one else's sults will be negative, but he (McGee) may dent of the Interfraternity Council. The president himself and the Board of evaluations are made public, I like to have that (the evaluation) out," the Ray Morris and Angel Narvaez Trustees. don't feel it's fair to do that to the faculty member said. were the two candidates for second Those are the only people that will see president. Librarian made initial decision vice president, the office respon- William Hubbard, JSU librarian, said it the Faculty Senate's evaluation of JSU -- Donnie Ford sible for overseeing the Student Ac- President Harold McGee. was his decision not to keep the results on tivities Council (SAC), which coordi- Faculty Senate Vice President According to Senate president James reserve in the library. nates student entertainment and ac- Allen, Houston Cole Library officials re- 99 "I consider that a sensitive personnel tivi'ies. matter," he said. "The library has no role in Running for controller, the SGA's fused the Senate's earlier request to keep upon, however, the evaluation was distrib- financial officer, was Brian Tucker. the results of the evaluation on reserve, uted to faculty members. disseminating that." Tucker had expressed interest in thus keeping it closed to faculty, students Though the results are just now coming Faculty Senate Vice President Donnie improving the way the SGA handles and the general public. in, some faculty members feel the evalua- Ford agreed. its budget. The Senate voted in December of 1993 tion will be negative. "There are a lot of "Considering how no one else's evalua- Elections were scheduled to close to evaluate the president by sending ques- faculty members who do not want to see tions are made public, I don't feel it's fair at 4 p.m. ester day, and the results tionnaires to faculty members. According these results published for fear they will to do that to the president," he said. were to be announced last night to Senate sources, the evaluation has been make McGee look bad or the University . While the library keqs administration, some time during Coffee House, stymied since then, due to deliberation look bad," said a faculty member who faculty and staff salaries on record, Hubbard which began at 7 p.m. over poorly worded questions on the ques- wished to remain anonymous. "Or, they are See Evaluation -- Benjamin Cunningham tionnaire. Once the instrument was agreed afraid of retaliation to their departments. Students expecting to graduate in August 1995 who have not yet taken the English Competency Examination should CHICAGO, ILLINOIS contact Gena Christopher immediately. Her phone number is 782-5856, and her office is 11 1 Stone Center. Professional storyteller Joan Nist will present "Search for a Usable Past" at 7 p.m., March 20, at the JSU Alumni House. Student robs bank to pay student loan debt The event is sponsored by the Alabama Humanities Founda- There are a lot of college students who are frus- Nash ran to a nearby intersection to catch a bus tion and the American Association of University Women. trated by their student loan debt. Few, however, go home but was tripped by a bystander, who heard the Beginning at 1:45 p.m. tomorrow students may visit to the extreme Russell Nash did to try and pay them security guard's warning. When Nash stood up, he potential employers at Stephenson Gym's Gamecock Room back. surrendered to the guard, who had his gun drawn. at the Department of Sociology and Social Work Job Fair. Nash, a former student at Indiana State University Police say Nash had $4,418 in cash on him when Some of the potential employers will have appeal beyond he was arrested. sociology and social work majors. Organizers encourage in Terre Haute, was arrested after trying to rob a students to dress nicely and bring along resumes. suburban Chicago bank last week. He told police he Nash had graduated from high school in 1991. He planned on talung just enough money to pay back his planned on following in the footsteps of his two debts -- $3,000 for the school and $3,000 for his brothers and sister, all of whom had earned college

3-7-95. Karshibia Venesei Lloyd reported theft of lost rity guard. transferring his credit to a school in Chicago. property in the Logan Hall parking lot. 3-7-95. Karshibia Lloyd reported disorderly conduct in the WASHINGTON, D.C. Logan Hall parking lot. 3-7-95. Jerome Greathouse reported criminal mischief at Rowan Hall. Massive financial aid cuts expected from House 3-7-95. Kimberly Hosan reported breaking and entering of The U.S. House of Representa- "It's a great federavstate part- ture generations simply must an automobile and theft of property in the Fitzpatrick Hall $1.7 nership, but we always see it on stop." parking lot. tives is finalizing plans to cut 3-8-95. JSU reported possession of suspected mariiuana on billion from student aid, fellow- the chopping block," said Layra Outside higher education, one Cole Drive. ship and other education funds McClintlock, legislative director majorcasualty is the safe anddrug- 3-8-95. Jenny Denton reported a domestic dispute at Penn already approved for the Educa- of the U. S. Student Association free school programs, currently House Apartments. tion Department. (USSA). funded at $482 million. 3-8-95. Anita Lenore Hagood reported harassing commu- Republican lawmakers are tak- Another program facing cuts is Congress reformed this program nications at Sparkman Hall. ing the unusual step to re-open AmeriCorps, President Clinton's last year to provide more flexibil- 3-10-95. Jamie Duff Champion reported theft of property previously-approvedbills as away national service program that tar- ity and better target services for at Rowan Hall. to show their commitment to gets college-age youth. children in high-crime neighbor- 3-12-95. Donald Joe Hudson reported assault at Dixon smaller government. Republican plans call for cut- hoods. Hall. The legislation would alter an ting about one-third of its 1995 Cutting this program "is a trav- education spending bill approved budget, McClintlock said. esty for dedicated people trying by last year's Democratically-con- If enacted, such cuts couId have to bring civility to our nation's Single copy: trolled Congress. an immediate impact on students streets and even better education "j& CHANTICLEER@%&$ Addrt~onalcopes: The largest student aid casu- participating in service programs to our children," Houston said. -9 $.25 alty is State Student Incentive this year, she added. The committee's March 2 vote Grants (SSIG), which offermatch- The $1.7 billion cut in summer on this package demonstrated ing funds to states that offer their jobs programs at the Labor De- strong support for rescinding Southeastern Journalism Conference own need-based aid programs. partment will affect both high funds in the House, but the Senate Award Winner The Clinton Administration wants school and college-age youth, ac- may not act so quickly, advocates to phase out the program by 1997, cording to advocates. say. 1st place Features writing but the Republican legislation "This is a defining moment in The Senate "may have no stom- 3rd place Features writing seeks immediate termination. history," said Paul Houston, ex- ach for recisions," one advocate 1st place Sports photography Student leaders criticized the ecutive director of the American said. Honorable mention Feature Photography move, saying SSIG provides a Association of School Adminis- This bill would move on to the An SEJC Top Twenty Newspaper valuable incentive for states to trators, which opposes the cuts. Senate later this month after a support student financial aid. "The cruelty we're seeing to fu- final vote on the House floor. "A free press is the unsleeping guardian of every other right that free men prize; it is the most dangerous foe of tyranny. " MONTGOMERY --Winston Churchill Jamie Cole, Editor in Chief Governor sees no need of bond issue for schools Virginia Teague, Advertising Director Benjamin Cunningham, News Editor Mike Canada, Features Alabama's governor sees no ated Press. He had told reporters no intention of supporting any Editor Jeh Jeh Pruitt, Sports Editor Shala Spruell, Copy Editor reason to raise $500 million for that the debt on the bonds could kind of bond issue." Tim Hanby, Jason Hams, Keith Tasker, the state's schools. be repaid from revenue growth, The governor said in his state- Photography Last wek, Gov. Fob James re- and so would not call for addi- ment that he knew of no schools Joe Langston, Manager of Student Media tracted a Feb. 25 statement in tional taxes. James reportedly that have needs to justify a bond which he expressed support for a repeated his support for the bond issue. He did, however, extend The Chant~cleer,the student newspaper of Jacksonville State Unrverslty, 1s produced by students The ed~torhas the flnal dec~slonon edltor~alcontent Fundlng IS prov~dedthrough Unlverslty bond issue of up to $500 million issue later in the same week. the possible future option of a approprlatlons and advert~sements Offlces are ~n 180 Self Hall for public schools to make needed Last week, however, James said, $200 million bond issue "if we've Ed~tor~alsare the oplnlons of the ed~tor~alboard unless otherwise noted The ed~torreserves the rlght to ed~tfor content and space repairs, according to the Associ- "If I misspoke, I apologize. I have got schools that are truly in need." THE CHANTICLEER *MARCH 16,1995 * PAGE 3 1

" I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I PAGE 4 * MARCH 16,1995 * THE CHANTICLEER Russian teachers learn from American counterparts

v By Lesley Gray News writer 66 Two Russian teachers are visit- We enjoy being here. It is a great opportunity, and it's ing JSU as part of the Russian a really new experience for us. We don't dislike Teachingu Assistant Program.", which is being conducted by the anything here. Evr~thingis nice. International Research and Ex- -- Larisa Sychova changes Board and sponsored by Russian teacher the U.S. Information Agency. Larisa Sychova, 25, of Arzamas, and Yelena Yegorova, 30, of Mineralnye, arrived in the U.S. American Literature and Teach- "We enjoy being here," said on Jan. 9 and will return to Russia ing Language Arts. They are also Sychova. "It is a great opportu- at the end of August. They are part teaching assistants to Dr. Marga- nity, and it's really a new experi- of a group of 38 Russian high ret Bogan and Dr. Carol Uline of ence for us to be here to see real school English teachers visiting the Department of Education. American life: your culture, your the U.S. "Our colleagues, Dr. Easton, traditions, to get acquainted with The women said they prepared Dr. Bogan and Dr. Uline are very everything. It's really wonderful themselves for the trip by study- wonderful, "said Sychova. "They here. We don't dislike anything ing about America and its cus- help us a lot. They teach us." here. Everything is nice." toms at a university in Russia. Sychova and Yegorova have In Russia, Sychova is a high They also participated in orienta- been experiencing American cul- school teacher of English and tion sessions in Washington, D.C., ture outside of the classroom as Yegorova teaches English and before making the trip to JSU. well. They havevisited theHunts- Latin to students between the ages The two teachers are staying in ville Space and Rocket Center of 7 and 16. Both women are tri- Pannell Hall where they have sepa- and the Anniston Museum of lingual - they know Russian, rate rooms and kitchens to pre- NaturalBistory. They attendmost English and German. pare their Russian meals. major activities on campus (they Students at Russian colleges and During their seven-month stay, recently saw "Man of La some high schools are required to Sychova and Yegorova will have Mancha") and events held at the take English and German. Ameri- a full schedule. They are both International House. can schools "are very different enrolled in three courses: Intro- "The people are so hnd to us," from our schools," said Yegorova. duction to American Government, said Yegorova.

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Evaluation from page 1 NOT WEARING A says that those personnel records public? tinue exploring a way to ... make are public record. "Salaries are "The [evaluation] vehicle was it available." SAFETY- BELT CAN COST public information. A salary has beginning to look like a tool to According to Allen, once the no gray area," he said, but he embarrass someone rather than evaluation questionnaires have asserted an evaluation is opinion. for good," Allen said. But he did been returned and the results are tabulated by the Senate's evalua- YOU AN ARM &ALEG, Allen said the original- resolu- say that many faculty members tion called for sending a draft to felt that if "they were to be in- tion committee, the results will the library, but with that denied, volved in the process of evalua- be personally delivered to McGee the Senate was "back to the draw- tion, they should get to see the unreviewed and later sent to the ing board." results. I personally voted to con- Board of Trustees. "Some people said, facetiously, 'Hang it on your door, Allen, and Casino let people come by and look at from page 1 it,"' Allen said. "But if you put gives more people a chance to get things," he said. one person's evaluation on re- Students will reap benefits serve in the library, you have to JSU students will get to enjoy the benefits of Casino Night, put everyone's." according to Dempsey. The SGA and the Office of Business Affairs Same as faculty evaluations? are worlung together to install additional lighting on the quad. "Dr. Allen compared the president's George Miller [Vice President for Business Affairs] ... talked a lot evaluation by the faculty to the about different projects that needed to done on campus, and this is one faculty's evaluation by the stu- that we felt was within our budget. He's going to match every dollar dents. "The purpose is to get an that we've got." individual to look at the things Dempsey said the lights are being installed because of concerns for they're not doing well and start students' safety. The lights will be placed in the end of the quad near doing them better," he said. Ramona Wood Hall. "That little area right- in there is real dark, and "SO the purpose is not just to there are some bushes there .... It's left a lot of girls uncomfortable, suggest how McGee could im- so we hope just one or two lights in that area will take care of that," It's against the law. So if you don't want a ticket, buckle up. Drove, but how the entire Univer- he said. Or, you could become broke in more ways than one. I sity could improve," Allen con- It shouldn't take much time for the new lights to be installed. tinued. 1 Dempsey said he'd like to see the project started this semester, but it YOU COULD LEARN A lOT FROM A DUMMY," So why not mkethe evaluation / may have to wait until summer. BUC lLLE WNlR SAFETY BELT,

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6@ Note: For your- nutritional convenience, Citibank a&Classic cards are accepted at over 12 million I I I locations, including grocery stores. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I C---II..I..I -----11-1) C6 Perhaps the real problem isn't with Heather; perhaps it's with the deaf community. )) VIEWS The Chanticleer March 13, 1995 American Legion doesn't speak for everyone

On Heather's critics: Veterans should advocate free speech They're at it erans are offended by the alleg- to some of the rights it claims. again. edly pro-Japanese bias of the dis- What the American Legion says Let Miss America speak While Con- play." is Gospel - particularly in the gress debated These statements soon had me South - so much so that you've Heather Whitestone, as the pros and digging through a cluttered closet got to have three or four years' Miss America, is not out to We suggest: cons of a bal- looking for - there they are! - service under your belt just to sabotage deaf progress . anced budget my discharge papers !SoI am still write an editorial like this. When Heather's critics should amendment, a veteran! Funny, I don't remem- the Legion speaks, civilians nod But you might think so, if take into account that her you listen to the radical right Howell Heflin ber making any statements to the politely. To disagree would be speaking makes her more of the deaf world. was getting press. unpatriotic. Granted, many people in accessible to the hearing down to the I have mixed feelings about the It seems to me that this is self- the deaf community have world. real issues: he American Legion. Without their defeating. I joined the military to only mild objections to was announc- political pull, I doubt I'd be get- protect my right to speak for my- Heather's use of spoken ing his proposal of an amendment ting my G.I. Bill check. But is it self ... and the rights of others to language instead of signing, but they aren't the ones we're to ban the burning of the Ameri- worth $400 a month to hearsome- do the same. hearing from in the media. can flag. Of course, I don't know one speak in my name without so I think I'll start a veteran's group Maybe that's partly the media's fault; maybe journalists go anybody who's burned the flag much as consulting me first? of my own. I'll call it Pompous for the radicals too often and ignore the middle-of-the-road since the issue last went away, I don't think I'm exaggerating Windbags of America, and I'll be majority in any group. But there is a certain value in talking and I know of few instances of when I accuse the American Le- the sole and founding member. to radicals, because you find out just how outrageous the flag burning between the end of gion of commandeering my voice. I'll travel the country telling edges of belief can be. the Vietnam War and 1989, when Whatever they say is always re- people that thousands of men and Perhaps the real problem isn't with Heather; perhaps it's the issue was raised afresh. ported as the opinion of veterans. women fought and died so they with the deaf community. Laws governing flag burning I don't see how they claim to could think for themselves with- The key word is "community." In our society, communities are the major cause of flag burn- speak for Oliver North and Oliver out fear of retribution. I'll tell have traditionally been small enclaves of people who make ing. Stone at the same time. Last time people that it is their Gghtht,t'heir adjustments in order to interact with the rest of society. This But nobody questioned Heflin's I checked, Rone~ovic,Kurt duty, to put those freedoms to use. holds true for ethnic, religious and economic groups - for assertion that this amendment Vonnegut, Joseph Heller and the I'll tell people it is a shame to every way we can possibly divide ourselves. would protect our nation's ban- late Jimi Hendrix were all veter- conform, to submit and to be si- But some members of the deaf community, with their ner, because those guys were with ans. I don't think the Legion lent when such a dear price was outspoken resistance to allowing its own members to interact, him, and to question those guys is speaks for them, or for the count- paid for their freedom - not just through speaking, with the hearing world, in turn reject that a mortal sin. less homosexual veterans. on the sands of Iwo Jima, but on world. The last time we heard from I don't mean to be disrespect- the balcony of the Lorainne Ho- If signing is just another language, then people who sign those guys was in January, when ful. tel, the streets of Selma, even the should be treated like any other speaker of a foreign language they pressured the Smithsonian to Every person in the Legion has grounds of Kent State. who comes to this country and expects to live, work, and alter its display commemorating served his or her country with I can see the headlines now: interact through the use of English. the atomic bombing of Hiroshima. honor, many of them in wars hell- "Veterans say: 'You are free, Sounds callous, doesn't it? "Veterans are hot under the col- ish beyond imagination. But this speak your mind. "' Why? Is it bad if we treat deaf people in the same way we lar," said the newscasters. "Vet- does not entitle the organization It's about time they said that. treat foreign-language speakers? Should we make exceptions for the deaf because they're deaf, because they have a disabil- ity that we don't have, because we pity them? The last we heard, deaf people don't want pity. The last we heard, deaf people want to be considered as contributing members of society. But now the deaf community, or at least the part that is criticizing Heather, is saying otherwise. They're saying if we want to interact with them, we must learn their language. But there's no escaping the fact that English is the language of this country. It serves as a common denominator, a basic means for wildly different groups to communicate and get along with one another. Deaf people who want to interact with the hearing majority learn how to communicate in English, whether it's through speaking, writing or an interpreter. They know how important it is to communicate, not just within their own community, but also the world; after all, they are a part of it. THE CHANTICLEER @MARCH16,1995 @ PAGE 7

Would you favor a Why no results from previous tuition increases? tuition increase if the To the Editor: here. team rising. Just imagine if JSU In reference to your editorial on According to your editorial, had done what UNA is doing now. money was earmarked a tuition increase, I have some UNA has Power Macintoshes in We could probably be three-time unanswered questions. their labs. What does JSU have? defending national champions in for student issues? In my time here at JSU, I have Only antiquated systems based [Div. 111 football, have more stu- seen the tuition increase eight on 1979technology and programs dent parking and have computer -- compiled by Bradley Mickelson times from $750 per semester to on the networks that do not utilize labs worth being learned and used. the current $870 per semester. Microsoft Windows. The very few Something is seriously wrong That's all fine and dandy, but what new systems that we have are still here. has JSU provided for me and all being used with old software that Unless the administration "Yes. We need to bite the bullet, the other students paying these has no business on a multimedia would put it in contract form that so to speak, to gain any new constant increases? Nothing has system. Once again, why? Where any increases would directly ben- benefits. " happened from what I can see. has the money gone? Obviously efit students, I for one wouldNOT - Scott Heffner There have been no improve- not to the students. be in favor of it! Freshman ments to the parking situation, Why have we not seen any re- which students have complained sults? The only thing I see is the David Shepp about since Fall 1991, when I got number of losses by our football Senior 'X'ers should be careful not to condemn each other To the Editor: Just as everyone has the [right] to their own "Yes I would, as long as it gives Today I read the letters written about Keith Tasker's opinions, they have the right to have their opinions me something in return instead of [editorial]. heard, and the right to express themselves. How- going into the pockets of the This [editorial] was well-written and used no ever, NO ONE has the right to condemn another for administration. " offensive or vulgar'slang. The problem is that these their opinions. Have we learned nothing from the - Jason Roberts letters all degrade another human because that hu- failures and mistakes from the generations before Freshman man used their most sacred right, the right to express us? All the people who died for our right to express one's opinion. As a generation deemed "X" for our our innermost thoughts and feelings, did they die in lack of "identity," we should not make the same vain? errors our elders have made by insisting on labeling We must stop judging and hating each other everyone. We should be proud that we are the first because of a difference of opinions. If we do not, generation that has existed without conformity to how will the world survive? And if it does, who one set of ideas. would want to live in it? Change will come only "It depends on if it goes to We all believe different things and have different after tolerance. Like we are told over and over something we really need and it's sets of values - it is our right to. We are the first again, we are the future leaders of the world. It is up not too high. " generation to realize that we do not have to follow to us to correct the mistakes our elders have made. - Chris Collins the footsteps of those around us. We can all help to Today, here, now, Generation "X" - it begins Freshman lead each other; no one has to follow. We should be with us! And we must stop intolerance and rise to proud that we all have different opinions and should our true calling, saving our world, with love and try to learn as much as we can about and support unity. others' opinions. After all, to quote George Bernard Shaw: "Those who cannot change their minds can- Jennie Ford not change anything." Student "Yes, because I feel that we need more student services and more money for the services we already have." - Alexia Daniels Senior

"I would definitely support a tuition increase if it was ear- marked for something I believe in, such as a 24-hour library. " - Chris Dempsey SGA President 66 I want them to play in basements for free forever ... I think they should give away records ... 99 FEATURES The Chanticleer March 13, 1995 JSU's festival of the arts offers much to

scope Arts Festival on Sunday afternoon. The day, don't fret: the drama department is provid- performance by Conductor James Roberts and ing asecond show onFriday night. This play by the JSU Brass Choir rang to the rafters of A.R. Gurney reflects a lifetime of human emo- Mason Hall's Performance Center, featuring tions from a couple who grew up together, then works by Gabrieli, Ewald, and Scheidt. went their separate ways but continued to con- That night, the hall's musical echoes shifted fide in one another. Susan McCain and Steve with a slick glissando when the Jazz Combos Whitton portray the touching and sometimes and Jazz Ensemble hit some syncopated licks humorous couple. in the Jazz-0-Rama. McCain, JSU Drama's newest faculty mem- But the banners flying for this festival week ber, studied with world-renowned acting coach aren'tjust painted with music; Art, Drama, and Lee Strasberg, and includes in her career cred- Writing are also on the palette. its roles on "General Hospital," "Days of Our On Monday Richard Zoellner opened his Lives," and direction of such JSU productions week-long exhibition in the Hamrnond Hall Art as "Steel Magnolias." Gallery. Zoellner worked during the Depres- Whitton, a valued member of the English sion painting murals in Government buildings,' department, takes to the stage regularly on and taught at the University of Alabama for campus' and in the community. His credits many years. Though retired from teaching, include roles in "My Fair Lady" and the The- Zoellner continues his artistic career. atre of Gadsden's recent production of "The Charles Groover, head of the Art Depart- Diary of Anne Frank." He has also directed ment, says, "We're fortunate to be able to have several JSU productions, including "Sabrina this exhibit. Zoellner is producing some of the Fair." best work he's done. He completed most of the Remember "Love Letters" for Friday, but work shown here since Christmas, which is the word tonight is music. At 8 p.m., the Ft. roughly like writing five novels in the same McClellan 14th Army Band will take the stage period of time." in Stone Center Theater. But don't expect an On Tuesday, tenor saxophonist Rick Bell evening of marches - the program ranges livened up the day for participants in his Jazz across the musical spectrum, including a med- Clinic. Bell's career credits form their own ley of songs from Andrew Lloyd Webber's kaleidoscope of talent, including membership "Phantom of the Opera" and "Irish Tune From in the Atlanta Jazz Band, Ted Howe's Blue County Deny." Gass Orchestra, and Hotlanta Jazz Singers. On Saturday at 8 p.m., JSU Music Depart- But the day's activities still weren't over, ment pulls out all the stops with a grand, because that night the spotlight shifted to the double-dose concert featuring the JSU Choirs Swinaint: jazz " ~h~ ., -- band .oerformed " Tuesday< nipht.- Ernest Stone Performing ArtsCenter where the and Chamber Orchestra. Wind Ensemble and Jazz Band rocked the The Chamber Singers open the concert, fol- The groups join in the concert's final seg- work (take a hanky), so if you see rainbows house. Conductor Ken Bodiford and the Wind lowed by the A cappella choir with the JSU ment. arching across the sky afterwards, don't be Ensemble performed works that included "Fan- Brass Ensemble. Rounding out the first part of This year's Kaleidoscope comes to a close surprised - this music may just paint a few in fare for the Common Man" and "Overture to the concert is the Civic Chorale. with an appropriate note: The Anniston Cho- your mind's eye. Candide." After a short break, the Chamber Orchestra rale & Orchestra will perform Mozart's "Re- Then it was the Jazz Band's turn, and they, takes over to perform Bach's "Brandenburg quiem" at 3 p.m. at the Church of St. Michael along with conductor Chris Culver, spiced the Concerto" (Moderato Movement) and and All Angels. Conductor George Bayley will Forticket information on the remaining events, air with music by Menza, Walton, and Hamp- Pachelbel's "Canon in D." guide the groups in this solemnly beautiful call 782-5988.

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' Future of Southern literature to speak Saturday in 'On the Brink'

r By Mike Canada in the area to writers who will be American child growing up in a.m. Panel session I with authors Features editor important in the future of litera- segregated Mississippi. Bradley, Johnson, Staats and William Faulkner, Joel Chan- ture. "We had all met writers we "Each of the committee mem- Taulbert will last from 10: 15 a.m. dler Harris, Tennessee Williams: were impressed with and thought bers chose people to invite," said - 1 1: 15 a.m. and will be followed the list of Southern writers who that the students and the people inb Christopher. "The one I invited by an hour of book signing. A recorded and shaped down-home the area would enjoy hearing them was Clifton Taulbert. He writes luncheon where attendees can stories. speak," says Christopher. "We about the positive things of a won- dine with authors will commence The big problem is, they're ON THE BRINK wanted to bring writers that we derful childhood. I'm sure he at 12:30 p.m. Panel session I1 dead. The closest you'll ever come feel are going to be important could speak against the ills of with authors Covington, Grundy to meeting most of them is a PANELISTS: Southern writers. We wanted them society, but instead, he looks at and Hodges will begin at 2 p.m. graveside tour or maybe, for five Rheta Grimsley- to come to campus before they life from a positive angle. He sees and will be followed by book bucks, Mrs. Rita or one of her Johnson had become so important that we the good things about the commu- signings from 3 - 4 p.m. "We hope this will be an annual psychic pals will polish the old John Ed Bradley couldn't get them. These are the nity, the good people -- both white writers everyone will know of and black -- who helped him be- event," saidchristopher. "We've crystal ball and conjure up the Sam Hodges spirit of poor, passed-away Will. later." come the person he is." already had four writers ask to be Marilyn Dorn Staats JSU's Center for Southern Stud- Visiting writers include Rheta The conference will begin with considered for next year." Dennis Covington ies has a more practical way for Grimsley Johnson, who replaced registration and refreshments at 9 fans of Southern literature to meet Clifton Taulbert Lewis Grizzard for The Atlanta "the big names"; they're bringing Constitution; John Ed Bradley, I them here before they're too big arts, Kaleidoscope, attendees will author of the novels "Smoke" and or too dead. have the opportunity to meet and "Tupelo Nights"; Sam Hodges, author of "B-Four"; Marilyn Dorn On Saturday, March 18, seven have lunch with working profes- Stock of the South's most promising sionals from a variety of genres, Staats, author of "Looking for writers will meet on the 1lth floor including authors of novels, es- Atlanta"; and Dennis Covington, BONDS of the Houston Cole Library to says and memoirs. author of "Salvation On Sand A public service of this newspaper discuss their lives, their works, Soon-to-be important Mountain." Also on the panel will I sign books and answer questions. Gena Christopher, a JSU En- be Clifton Taulbert, author of For a recorded message of current rate information, call During "On The Brink," the Cen- glish instructor and CSS comrnit- "Once upon a Time When We 1-800-4US BOND ter for Southern Studies' contri- tee member, said "On The Brink Were Colored," a story about the 1-800-487-2663 bution to the JSU festival for the was organized to introduce people positive aspects of an African-

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IN CONCERT ATLANTA Bighair though -the parts that can be deciphered seurs, however, take theirs with a few CENTER STAGE "The Pickle Farm" really are pretty dumb. more lumps in it. B.B. King Apr. 7 "Lord, save our ears from these funny "Lord, save our ears from these 'funny' There is obvious talent here, but the with Bobby Blue Bland bands." That's how the prayer should start. bands ...." - JR members of Gravy need to study their 7:30 p.m. & 10:30 p.m. Granted, every few years a good one will blues masters. The lyrics have an artifi- $35.25, $27.75 develop, such as The Dead Milkmen, Gravy cial quality. The great themes of blues - Primus and They Might Be Giants. For the "From the Hip" poverty, bad luck, big fat women and CENTER STAGE THEATRE most part, a band that doesn't take itself My mother doesn't like this band. I made booze - are all covered, but in a per- Liz Phair Apr. 28 seriously, at least on some levels, isn't very the mistake of showing her the CD sent in functory way. It's quite plain no one in 8 p.m. $12.75 interesting. The point? Bighair. the press kit. "Gravy from the hip?'she this band has shaken hands with the They are terrible. said. "That couldn't be good." Later, I Devil, been late with the rent or even LAKEWOOD AMPHITHEATRE They aren't awful in some reverse-cool threw it onto the carousel and gave it a dated achunky chick. A little more grimy Tom Petty & Apr. 15 Primus way; they're just bad. Lacking any spin. For the next 45 minutes, Gravy did and concrete imagery - a few lines The Heartbreakers lund of focus, "The Pickle Farm,"Bighair's little that my mother would find inappro- about digging around in the trash for 8 p.m. $28.75 (reserv.) debut , drifts unpleasantly from priate. For a blues band, that couldn't be cigarette butts, maybe- would do much $17.25 (lawn) grungy punk to metal to rockabilly and good. to support Gravy's claim to be a blues back again. Titles like "Tom's Cornhole" It is possible to write about the blues band. - TL MASQUERADE MUSIC PARK and "Poop Salad Sandwich" sound good in without bringing up the subject of race, but Weezer Apr. 1 theory, but the actual songs fail to deliver. Gravy doesn't make this very easy. This is 7 p.m. $12.50 The vocals are buried under way too much unmistakably white blues. As with most noise, including a fiddle. The bits that white blues bands, Gravy makes no obvi- THE OMNl aren't buried don't sound very tuneful. ous mistakes. They even manage to do a The Grateful Dead Mar. 26-27, To make matters worse, Bighair chose to few things admirably well, but the perfor- 7:30 p.m. 29-30 write, "The lyrics on this album are dumb; mance taken as a whole just isn't ... funky. therefore they are not printed," instead of The group is aptly named -they've taken VARIETY PLAYHOUSE actually printing their lyrics. What's the a number of musical influences and boiled Victoria Williams Mar. 21 point of having a joke-oriented band if no them down to a nice smooth consistency. 8 p.m. $15.00 one gets the jokes because they can't make If you like the Allman Brothers, or any -- Dates compiled by Mike Canada out the garbled lyrics and the band doesn't number of other southern-fried rock bands, Gravy: "From the Hip " Reviews by James Reaves and Tim Lockette print them? It's probably no great loss, you will love this group. Blues connois-

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V Reviewllnterview by more to say than the obvious: now that MTV will probably jump Keith Tasker "We sold out." all over f2f's video "Discon- Don't you just hate it when a See, everyone is selling out. nected." great band sells out? Bad Reli- Never mind that f2f is a great And speaking of "Discon- gion signed to a major label, and Southern California punk band nected," f2f played that song sec- Offspring sold over a million cop- (they hail from a little country1 ond in their set, and any "real" ies of their third album "Smash," western town called Victorville), punk band wouldn't have played through no fault of their own. and that their major label release it at all; just because it is one of And face to face singer Trever "Big Choice" is the greatest punk f2f s best songs and three years Keith is a little more than upset record to come out since old is no reason to play it. about the whole thing. Pennywise's 1993 album "Un- But then again, why should we

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SPORTS The Chanticleer March 13, 1995 Gamecocks drop previously undefeated AUM v By Pat Thornton inning as the Gamecocks put the Sports writer End of a streak game out of reach with a score of If you were in the mood to Auburn University- 18-9. check out a baseball game this Montgomery had a 14-0 Tuesday's game was much like past week, but didn't want to go to record before coming to JSU. the first. JSU scored early when Florida to see the Braves-in-train- The Gamecocks won both Brooks was hit by the very first ing, you could have gone to see games with AUM over the pitch of the game. Center fielder the Gamecocks play real base- weekend. Chad Gainey and Cox walked to ball. load the bases. Bush roped a JSU opened a home stand this double down the 1st base line, weekend against a tough 14-0 In Sunday's game, the Game- scoring two runs. Auburn-Montgomery team. cocks faced former rival The Gamecocks produced again Billy Reed started it off for the Livingston, who changed their in the third inning on three walks Senators, stealing two bases and name to the University of West and two base hits, making the putting the first run on the board Alabama as of March 6. Jason score 6-0. when Ryan Taylor sacrificed to Cox hit his seventh home run of The next few innings proved JSU 2nd baseman Johnny Griggs. the season as JSU put the Tigers very costly for Olivet-Nazarene Roby Brooks showed an attitude in their place, beating them 4-3. when Gainey hit back-to-back in the first inning with a blast to On Monday, the Cocks faced home runs in the sixth and sev- left center field off AUM pitcher the Olivet-Nazarene Tigers from enth innings. Jason Stamp (4-0). Brooks drove Burbonaisse, Ill. Olivet came in The Tigers could only get three it 380 feet, to give JSU a 1-1 lead. with a 0-6 lifetime record against runs on the day as the Gamecocks AUM put only two more runs JSU, and the Cocks made it 0-8. swept the two-game series by a on the board, and that gave JSU The first game set the tone for score of 15-3. plenty of room to produce. The the series. In the second inning, Next up for Jax State is Central Gamecocks ended the Senators' JSU put two runs on the board Wesleyan on Saturday for an af- 14-game winning streak, beating with a Shawn Donovan home run. ternoon doubleheader. The first them 11-3. Donovan later hit another home pitch is at 1 p.m. They also play In Saturday's game, the Game- run, to give him two for the season Sunday in a single game against cocks fell to the Senators in Mont- in two straight games. Cumberland College, beginning gomery 7-2. Bob Bush homered in the ninth at 2 p.m. Softball team posts 13-6 record

v BY Jeh Jeh Pruitt like to do that. I put more pressure runs. McKibbon had the biggest Sports editor on myself when I'm ... at bat. We bat, finishing the series 3 for 8. played good as a team. We never In Saturday's game against The Lady Gamecocks softball gave up," said McKibbon. Anne Samford, JSU was trying to start team had an impressive double- Shelton and Julie Kish were the out with a win against their future I header victory last Thursday winning pitchers. rivalry but were disappointed with Batting practice: Andy Henderson swings a sledgehammer on deck. against- the Mississippi- - Univer- Head coach Jana McGinnis said back-to-back losses. sity for Women, which they won this was just what herteamneeded. Racheal Stone batted 2 for 3 and 2-0 and 4-3. Last Friday, they "It's hnd of funny .... I knew we scored the only run in the first played an unscheduled game were gonna win. That was the game. Shelton recorded her sec- against UNA and won the first hnd of boost we needed to carry ond loss of the season in six in- game 5-4, but they lost the second us through the season," said nings. 2-0. They played Samford last McGinnis. The second game was no differ- Saturday and were wiped out both Friday wasn't the best day ent, except for the score. games 2-1 and 6-0. against the Lady Lions of UNA, McKibbon ended the series at 3 In Thursday's second game but it wasn't the worst. The Lady for 7. Kish was the losing pitcher, against MUW, the Lady Cocks Cocks managed to win the first now with a 3-3 record. were down by three runs the en- game after a rigorous 14-inning The Lady Gamecocks are now tire game. But somehow, they game. Shannon Gallagher pitched 13-6 for the year, and they will managed to tie it back up in the six innings, but Shelton came in back in action this afternoon at seventh. Wendy "Kibbo" to pitch the last seven innings for Woodland Park beginning at 3 McKibbon stepped to the plate the save. p.m. They will host their JSU In- and hit a bomb to centerfield that In the second game against vitational March 17-18. Belhaven, allowed RhondaFreeman to score UNA, Kish's valiant effort Faulkner and West Georgia will the winning run. couldn't hold on to the win. She be the guest teams. The time Good game: Ahead 2-0, Bob Bush and Roby Brooks head to the dugout. "I do better under pressure. I gave up five hits and two earned the first pitch will be announced. , " ' i. #lib '1 C, *".la ' * %* * ~--s. L -T " 7 . , ... . - . .. - - - ...... - THE CHANTICLEER @MARCH1U995 @ PAGE 15 Jordan prepares for his triumphant return to the NBA

What is the think [Jordan] should come return. I think he just wants to tickets will go up to $80 in what Whatever the outcome of this biggest thing back to basketball?" have a big press conference, everyone calls the "cheap situation, I know someone who happening in Now let's think about this charge admission and tell the seats." You know what seats will be happy about all this - the news question for a moment. This world. I'm talking about. They are the Jordan. He will go back to doing lately? No, question is like asking President That's just one man's opinion. ones where you get a nosebleed what he was put on this earth to it's not the Clinton if he smoked dope and A spokesperson for the NBA while watching the game. They do, which is play basketball and O.J. if he inhaled, or asking Detec- said that ticket sales have gone are the only seats. a college be a positive role model to the Simpson tive Mark Furhman if he's ever down 15 percent since Jordan's student can pay for, unless their most sensitive and most impor- trial, and it's called an African-American departure. This isn't necessarily mother or father has a power job tant creatures on this planet - not the male a "nigger." all Jordan's doing, but there is a and gets the red seats as a the children. slim chance that it is. "Brady The poll ended up being 9 1 company complimentary gift. Whatever. An elderly lady from my Bunch" percent yes and nine percent no hometown of Hobson City, Ala., movie. It's (this nine percent being the who ha~~ensto love basketball. none other than M.J.'s secret people who were mad at him for A L said she stopped watching the AMERICAN negotiations of returning to the leaving in the first place). AIR POLLUTION FA0 LUNG NBA. Sunday night, Jordan was sport because Jordan left. ASSOCIATION@ She said, "That boy is good." Yes, you've read it right. mobbed by fans in front of his Jordan is scheduled to play his Michael Jordan is planning to business office in downtown come back to basketball after Chicago. Chicagoans will be the first game next Friday, March taking a year off to pursue his happiest people in the world, 24, and if he does, it will most baseball dream. Jordan shocked considering the Bulls are not likely be the most watched the nation when he announced doing too well. event on television (move over his early retirement, but he is Monday morning, Jordan was O.J.). now shocking everyone with his mobbed by the press once again Players around the league, return to the court. when he got out of his Nissan though you would think they The tabloid television show Pathfinder in front of the Bulls would be against it, are looking "Hard Copy" took a poll and practice facility, but he refused forward to seeing the "King of the Hoops" back on the court. asked the question: "Do you to give any comment about his Not only would the game be more exciting, but the ticket RESORT JOBS FREE FINANCIAL AID! sales will go up, up, up and Over $6 Billion in FREE financial awaaaaay ! ! ! Earn to $' *Ihr'' tips' aid is now available from private The Bulls ticket office said Theme Parks, Hotels, sector arants & scholarshi~s.All that if Jordan comes back,

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