FOR THE SOUWESTERSU WETRHOMECOMING PLANS ARE ANNOUNCED HERE NOV. 16

28th Year Southwestern At Memphis October 30, 1946 Grid contest with ElectionsTorch D ing Society Cumberland U.to "S"CLUB TO Freshmapn Electins Torch Sponsors Is Organized Feature.program Are Postponed Last week after Prof Totten REORGANIZE Backward Dance had "Southwestern will have a home- Freshman elections have been called for all people who were in- coming day this fall, for the first Billy Speros, President postponed until Friday, November "Dream Man" to be terested in debate work to meet time since 1942," announced Jim 1, or Monday, November 4. The closen together with him th following Wade, alumni secretary, at a joint Announces Plans election was originally scheduled people met to form the debate Panhellenic council meeting Mon- day afternoon. The date has been The Southwestern "S" Club, tihe for today, October 30. Thursday afternoon squad: November 16, when the membership of which is compriseed Within the past week, an inde- Beverly Kissling set for Lynx Cats take on Cumberland of the lettermen in various at h- pendent ticket was nominated by Torch, the senior women's honor- Bernard Finkelstein University at Fargason Field in letics, is reorganizing next wee k, petition of one-fifth of the fresh- ary group, is sponsoring a back- Charles Fleet contest of the after being absent from the canm- man class. Nominees are Julian ward dance on Thursday, October Ed Quinn their third grid pus during the years in which at:h- Elliott, president, Tommie Taylor, 31st from five until eight. This Ralph Dubrovner year. letics were de-emphasized here. vice-president, Berta Radford, sec- dance is to raise money for the Ben Mitchell Letters and cards will be sent Once an organization whicch retary-treasurer.. luncheon Torch gives for all women Herzl Shankman to all alumni in Memphis and the boasted such members as Gaylon The regularly nominated candi- with a "B" average at mid-semes- Bill Hayes surrounding area, urging them to Smith, Henry Hammond, Kenn dates from the Red and Black con- ter. Bill Clary attend if at all possible. All the is ventions are Ray Farris Holland, and many others, it ha and Dusty As yet the squad is not complete fraternity and sorority houses will shrunk to two members, who hav Anderson, president, Judson Willi- After a secret ballot in chapel and there is room for more people. be open before and after the game, returned to the campus this yea r ford and Gayden Drew, vice-presi- for the "Dream Man of Torch," a Prof. Totten and the men would and as in the past, a plaque will after serving with the armeed dent, Ann Brown and Betty Mae lucky girl will be chosen to dance like to see more women out for be awarded to the fraternity whose forces during the war. These two Withers, secretary-treasurer. with him. He will draw the lucky debate. The meetings of this team house is decorated best for the ys Because of speakers in chapel number from a hat. During the are held on Friday at Two o'clock occasion. men are Billy Speros and Hay It is planned that the Owen, president and vice-presidennt and the subsequent inability of the dance there will be two no-breaks in Prof. Totten's office, which is fraternities will have lunches in respectively of the club, who arre Red Convention topresent its tick- and three specials. behind the Science Building. their houses with their visiting hard at work trying to bring the et to the freshman class, the Elec- As a special feature of the dance, The squad is using for its ques- alumni. Judging of the houses will tions Commission must name a organization back to its positio new Torch has drawn some couples tion this year: Resolved that la- take place at 1:00 PM, after which of prominence on the campus. Bot h date for election day. This date names. Only those on the list are bor should have a direct share in everyone will adjourn to the foot- Speros and Owen may be remen has not been named, but will be asked to go with these certain boys. the management of industry, ball game. A limit of $10 has been or boys on the list with set on the cost of decoration, the bered by some of the returnin g announced today. Any girls or boys on the list with o veterans, dates already, please emphasis to be placed on originali- as they were well-know n athletes here in the pre-war years dates already, lease tell yourALUMNI GATHER AT ty rather than ornateness. At the present time there arre ALUMNI MEETINGS Torch anerGOTHAM MEETING During the half the Lynx band fourteen lettermen on the campu STO CONTINUE Torch wants everybody to come GOTHAM MEETING will march on the field, in the who are eligible to be initiateI TO CUNLINUE because it really needs the money. familiar red and black uniforms into the "S" club. These are me n The tickets well cost 35c stag or Southwestern alumni living in that were so well known in the who won letters in track and bas - The second trip to Mississippi couple. New York and its vicinity will days of football before the war. ketball here last year, or in th le by a group from Southwestern will Special Couples attend an alumni dinner meeting It is also planned that a parade few years preceding, during whic h be on Tuesday and Wednesday of next week at the Hotel New York- will be held in the morning, with the club was not active on the this week when Dr. Charles E. Ray Farris-Mary Frances Mc- er. Dr. and Mrs. Diehl, who will the band leading the procession, campus. Speros hopes to initiate Diehl, Prof. John Osman, and Jim Dearman be in New York for the meeting of followed by the members of SABA, these men sometimes next weekk, Wade visit Clarksdale and Green- Tex Kressenberg-Mary Ann Ram- the American Association of Urban and the usual line of cars decorat- and to get things moving by home_ ville to hold dinner meetings with sey Universities, and Professor Osman, ed with streamers, flags and bunt- coming day, which is to be Nov alumni in those areas. Trent Wood-Jane Mann who will be there for the meeting ing. 16. Last week dinners were held in Tommy Hauser-Norma Shelton of the American Association of A Homecoming Queen and .a Although they are organizin g Jackson and McComb at which Dean Bailey-Jean Taylor Evening Colleges, will attend the court of three sponsors will be too late this semester to get a dat e time the former students present Rufus Irby-Alice Scott dinner. Dr. Sam Monk, who will chosen by the "S" club and the on the social calendar, the "S',, were brought up to date on the John Williford-Ann Avery return to Southwestern next se- football team, and will be present- club will have a date next semeste r college and its plans for alumni or- Harry Hawken-Betty Bouton mester as professor of English, ed during the half-time cere- if possible. ganization. Dr. Diehl delivered a John Broderick-Peggy Marshall will also attend. He is now study- monies. The lettermen eligible for initi- talk in which he compared South- Harry Locke-Betty Lee Hancock ing at Princeton. At 6:00 PM a barbecue will be ation are: Fletcher Scott, Frankk western of today with the South- Sam Watson-Beverly Townsend Jim Wade, Alumni Secretary, is held on the campus, and at 8:00 Boswell, Jim Wade, Evin Perdue western Presbyterian University Johnny Bryant-Jane Woodson now sending out invitatiopal letters Willard Armstrong, Don Walton of Clarksville, Tennessee. Dr. John Frank Boswell-Peggy Haile to alumni in New York, Connecti- (Continued on Page 2) Freeman Marr, Bill Haynes, Billyy Davis, who will not make the sec- Dick Bolling-Lucille Hamer cut and New Jersey. -o Brock Davidson, Bill Bryce, Clydee ond trip made -some comments on Bill Douglas-Jane McAtee Professor Osman will stop in Ch McLeod, John Williford, Bill Eg-_ some of the academic innovations Blair Wright-Patty Weaver Chicago on his way to New York rislian Union bert, and Bill Bell. Southwestern has recently under- Bill Sutherland-Ann Brown to investigate the University of Cabinet --- o-- taken. Finally Mr. Osman and Bob Hedden-Sylvia Caldwell Chicago's new program in adult Wade spoke about the general plan Walter Haun-Westy Tate education announced recently by RAIN INTERRUPTS of alumni organinzation which Wharton Jones--Jean Abbott Robert Maynard Hutchins, presi- Beginning Sunday, November 3, FIRST they plan to carry out. Ben Gilliland-Ann Barrier dent. the Christian Union Cabinet is PEP RALLY Those alumni present at both Stanley Trezevant-Mary Howard - inaugurating a series of weekly meetings resolved to have another Emmett Hall-Dot Love vesper services to be held at 5:00 For the first time in five years, LYNX VS BETHEL dinner together at an early date Virgil Bryant-Betty Bynum Webb LYNX VS BETHEL on Sunday evenings in the band the students of Southwestern gath- to carry on th plans laid out by Nimrod Thompson-Betty Whith- house. ered behind the band house Thurs- Wade and Osman. Jefferson Davis, ers The Lynx Cats take on Bethel The first service, led by Caro- day night for an old time pep ral- executive assistant to Gov. Bailey Bill Ingram-Louise Fitzhugh ly. It preceded the first football College, of McKenzie, Tennessee, lyn Cunningham, will feature spe- * of Mississippi, was selected to act Jimmy Cobb-Peggy Gallimore Saturday afternoon at 2:30, on cial music by the vesper game of the season, Southewestern choir, di- as a sort of chairman of the Jack- Evin Purdue-Myrtle Powell Fargason Field, in their second rected by Jane Kilvington. vs Millsaps. son meeting, and Jac Ruffin of Russell Bryant-Margie Vickers game of the season. Fifteen minutes before the pro- SABA was in charge of all the Hazlehurst took charge at McComb. Bill Turner-Martha Caroll Coach Clemens hopes to have the gram begins there will be a quiet arrangements for the rally, which The general plan of procedure William Jones--Gere King squad in top shape for the contest. period of recorded sacred music. in spite of the rain, went over in a will be repeated at Clarksdale and Harland Smith-Marjorie Allen Several members of the squad are Although the vespers were ar- big way, and served to get the stu- Greenville. Bobby Maru-Peggy Parsons injured, but may be ready when ranged primarily dents organized for the dormitory for the cheering at o- Billy Hightower-Julia Chester game time rolls around. students, any town students who the game Friday. Judd Williford-Elizabeth Herring SABA will hold a pep rally Fri- are interested will be welcome. Leading the cheering at the ral- Rev. Taylor Revely and Dr. Kin- ly were the newly elected cheer- Nitist Club Dick Lee- Mickey Daughtery day night at 7:30 behind the band members of the student ney are faculty sponsors for the leadrs; Peggy Gallimore, Tommy Sam Blair-Jean Gillespie house. All Birdsong body are urged to attend. vespers. Taylor, Virginia Withers, Jimmy The Nitist Club held its second Gene Page-Martha Cullins Cobb, May Belle Currier, Jane meeting of the new year Wednes- Sam Stevenson-Barbara Woodson, Patty Weaver, and Nim- day, October 23, 1946. The discus- Bob Amis-Nancy Little Nutshell Digest rod Thompson. sion was led by Ed Quinn, who Mac Turnage-Jane Phelps chose "Freudian Psychology" Coach Al Clemens came up on as Billy Speros-Hilma Seay WEDNESDAY, October 30-Freshman elections originally scheduled his subject. the platform to say a few words Jack Hilzeim-Jo Ann Hancock for today have been postponed to either Friday or next Monday. about the Members attending were Eloise Ernest Flaniken-Peggy McCall THURSDAY, October 31-Torch holds Backward Dance in the Gym team, and to give his Members attending were Eloise Tom Goswick-Jane Kilvington from 4 to 8. answer to the question "Who's go- ing to win?," His answer was Kenneth Mills, Felix Wasserman, Maynard Fountain-Claire James FRIDAY, November 1-The. debating team will meet in Dr. Totten's simply "We'll know tomorrow." David Ruffin, Bill Bowden, Georges Tomm yT aylor-AnnPatterson office at 2 o'clock. A Pep Rally will be held behind the Bandhouse ad ill n egesTommy Taylor--Ann Patterson7:30, sponsored by SBA. As the rain began coming down, Monard, Specially invited guests at 7:30, sponsored by SPBA. Coach Clemens introduced the attending were Dick Simmons, Lu- SATURDAY, November 2-The Lynx Cats play Bethel College here members of the team who were cille Maury and Ira Carter. at Fargason Field at 3 o'clock. K.D's will have an outing that present and wished them all luck Themeeting, next with Speng- There will be an important evening. in the game. ler's "Decline of the West" as sub- meeting of SABA Thursday SUNDAY, November 3-The Christian Union Cabinet will hold There will be another rally Fri- ect for discussion, will be held in afternoon at 4:00 in room 106 Vespers in the Bandhouse at 5 o'clock. day night, at the same place, at the rBelldicussiRoom Wednesday, ldNo-in Palmer Hall. All members are MONDAY, November 4-Joint Pan Cmncil Meeting, 2:00, 108 the same time. All students are vember 6. Larry Knopp will in- urged to attend, as plans for Palmer Hall. urged to attend. troduce the aubject. homecoming will be discussed. TUESDAY, November 5-Intramural touch football, 4:00. THFrOUnJWESTER October 30, 1946 Page Two I l JV T . . . SOUTHWESTERN DORMITORY Call For Student STUDENTS AT MEMPHIS Dieticians Issued MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE DOINGS IB, P;; CrvSa &I SAY ESTABLISHED 1919 Excitement filled Voorhies this past week when it became known An examination for Student Di- This week this writer was im- that the windows had come. Oc- etitian has been announced by the pressed by the desire of students cupants were busily gathering to U. S. Civil Service Commission for say anything. The question make their schedules. What for? training in War Department, Vet- not to is WHAT IMPRESSES YOU Well, it seems that the workmen erans Administration, and Public MOST AT SOUTHWESTERN? liked to find each room quite void Health Service hospitals through- The varied answers cover all phases of people during the process of out the country. The maximum sal- of college life. glassing in; so each young lady ary for the 12 month training pe- S. G. McCallum: So little time PUBLISHED WEEKLI made her plans to be absent at riod is $1,470 which includes al- so much to do. By The that time. Things were really buz- lowances for subsistence, quarters, and Betty Camp: The businesslike STUDENTS OF SOUTHWESTERN zing with activity, what with the and overtime. attitude of the students, and their Memphis, Tenn. visiting done in order to vacate Applicants must have completed, ever-hurrying condition. rooms at certain times. The chief or expect to complete within the The friendliness and was "Have next few months, at least 36 se- Ed Maxwell: SW topic of conversation REPRESENTED FOR NATIONAL ADVERTISING cooperation of both students and you got your windows yet?" mester hours of college study Advertising Service, Inc. faculty and the willingness of all to National More excitement came when which has included 12 semester College Publishers Representative help any student. hours in chemistry, 6 semester 420 MADISON AVE. NEW YORK. N. Y. Sara Latimer suddenly left her SAN FRANCISCO Virginia Prettyman: Men! CHICAGO ' BOSTONR LOS ARSILES - abode in Voorhies. The infirmary hours in biology, 6 semester hours Peggy McAlexander: The friend- will seem rather empty without its in foods, 6 semester hours in nu- liness of everybody except during fifth occupant. Guess the other trition and diet in disease, and 6 Member election time. four will be able to move now! semester hours in institution man- Sally Thompson:. The difference lssociated Colleiate Press Evergreen is still rolling along in agement. In addition, the Veterans requires 9 semester between last year and this year! of the same way, as much like a mad- Administration Distributor Bill Ingram: The eight ball! house as ever. Some of its last hours in social sciences and 3 se- Estelle McLean: Living in Voor- Colle6iote Diest year's residents are still holding mester hours in education, and hies hall with no windows and the fort, keeping up the old tradi- specifies that applicants must have from plenty of men! tions of quiet and study. Kay Hoag received a bachelor's degree office in Memphis, Tenn., Lola Lee Owens: The excellent Entered as second-class matter at the post is doing a swell job of keeping a college or university of recog- 3, 1878. honor system at Southwestern. under the act of March people's minds on their work, and nized standing. will be required Mary Frances McDearman: The everyone is doing fine work this All competitors to pass a written test designed to smoke and haze in the bookstore...... Editor year! TEX KRESSENBERG...... G A ...---.------measure their aptitude for learn- Name withheld by request: Ten- BILLB ILL INGRAM...... BusinessI Manager Dormitory Governing Boards Associate Editor ing. Applicants for training in nis under Frank Boswell! JOHN BRODERICK ...... for both Eevergreen and Voorhies Editor Administration and U" S. Bobby Mann: Lack of beer! DICK W OOD...... ------...... Associate are keeping up the good work. Veterans F..Society Editor Public Health Service hospitals CLAIRE JAMES ...... -- Fashion Editor New officers for this year are as NANCY LITTLE ...... eighteenth Kathryn must have reached their PRIDGEN ...... Circulation Manager follows: At Voorhies, ANN .... Head Typist birthday but must not have passed JEANNE O'HEARNE ...... Lynch, president; Katherine Har- Sutherland. their sixty-second birthday; for It Happened Here SPORTS STAFF: Bob Amis, Barron Sieferd, Bill rison, secretary; at Evergreen, War Department hospitals, the age Mary Nell Campbell, Peggy Elizabeth Herring, president; Jean BUSINESS STAFF: Mildred Curtis, limits are twenty to forty years. Myrtle Powell, Nareen Key, Jim Turner, Martin Hollinger. Ellingson, vice-president; D o t Bethlehem Steele Land, Students who successfully com- Dorothy Wilson, Ann Ross Reeves, Sara Steindorf, secretary. Ad- (Formerly Associated with Addi- TYPISTS: Virginia Mulder, plete the training in Veterans son & Steele) Maxwell, Jeanne Amis, Gordon Young, Marilyn Alston, Lucille ---- o- ministration and U. S. Public Maury, Jane King, Jean King, Carolyn Rier, Bobbie Thompson, Betty Jo Brantley, Mary Battle. Health Service hospitals will be Well, since I went home this Ann eligible for appointment as Staff LITERARY STAFF: Dave Statler, Jean De Graffenreid, Lily Spanish Club weekend, my helicopter isn't in fly- Goswick, John McIntosh, Amelia Brent, Peggy Mc- Dietitian, $2,644 a year. Those suc- Beggs, Tom Metz- ing condition. Gyros got caged. Alexander, Vinton Cole, Ed Maxwell, Walter Haun, Eloise cessfully completing the training Barbara Burnette, The Senior Spanish Club held went ger, Bob Amis, Alma Van Hook, Tom Miller, in War Department hospitals will But, I decided that enough Leona De Mere, Jeanne Abbott, Vivian Quarles. its first meeting of the semester on right here on the campus to Berta Radford, be eligible for a commission in the CIRCULATION STAFF: Jack Hilzheim, Tito Reid, October 28 in the Bell Room. Ac- make pretty exciting news...too Sibley, Dorothy Dyess, Army as Medical Department Di- Pattie Sue Shappley, Jane Woodson, Shirley tivities for the coming year were base pay of $2,160 a bad none ofi that stuff can be print- Gere King, Janie V. Paine. discussed. Monthly meetings will etitian at a allowances for quarters ed here. But I can tell you what STAFF PHOTOGRAPHERS: Billy Hightower, Ben Gilliland. year plus Lynx Lair the be held, to be called by the Presi- and subsistence. happened in the dent. They will be held at the Announcements containing full other morning (that was the morn- homes of one of the members, ex- information regarding the require- ing you weren't there). At the door for those meetings at which Honor System cept the opportunities for ad- were two men with acetylene will ments, South- movies will be shown, which torches, just working away. Na- Two important and subtle inconsistencies have invaded vancement, etc., and application be held on the campus. and turally I was curious and asked western campus life in the past two weeks. forms, may be secured at first- It was decided that the office of what they were doing. One man with the Men's Dormitory Governing Board as opposed second-class post offices, from the One deals president would be a rotating one, other with the same Board as opposed to Commission's regional offices, or stopped and assured the crowd to the Honor Council, the to be elected each month. a new one direct from the U. S. Civil Service that in just a few seconds they the Honor System. and Dorette Stern stealing in Robb and Ann Pridgen Washington 25, D. C. would have a hole cut through In the former case, a slight epidemic of minor and Commission, (1) catch were elected co-treasurers, are urged to the smoke and everyybody could Calvin Halls inspired the Governing Board to take action to Interested persons future Jane Kilvington and Vivian be get in. Sure enough, we finally the culprit (2) protect the rights of dormitory members against apply at once so that they may Quarles, co-secretaries. got in. I fought my way over to attacks (3) apparently justify their existence by this act of policing. admitted to one of the early exam- the Greeting Card case and stopped In this, they come in direct conflict with the duties and responsi- Faculty sponsors of the club are inations. o---- to gasp for air. I still couldn't bilities of the Honor Council. The respective presidents, Maynard Dr. Storn and Prof. Southard. The breathe... No air! What a blow! Fountain and Bob Wherritt, have evidently forgotten the pledge membership of the Spanish Club PLANS ARE ANNOUNCED of At the nearest table sat the whole signed when they entered Southewestern, "to report all violations is composed of the students in the Theta chapter of Pi Kappa Alpha the Honor System to the Honor Council." In their failure to recognize advanced Spanish classes. (Continued from Page 1) playing pinochle. All guns were on this as a function of the Honor Council, they have laid open the way there will be a dance in the Farga- table; the pledges were lined to a more dangerous attitude in the thoughts of dormitory students the son Field House, with music by seconds (help- which we wish to deal with as "opposed to the Honor System." LOST-One jeweled Kappa along the wall for Joe Scianni and his 12 piece or- The first preventative measure suggested (and enacted immediate- Sigma Fraternity pin. Believed ings of ice cream). Just then a chestra. The $2.00 admission fee with two fog the issuance of individual keys to every member of Robb and lost in the parking lot behind Freshman crawled by ly) was will include all the activities of the Halls and the exhortation to keep all doors locked at all times. science hall. Please notify Har- lights over each ear. I told him Calvin day. Tickets will go on sale in the this is; and yet how basic in its viola- ry Hawken. 'Reward. to take off his gas mask, but he How seemingly inconsequential near future. tion of the Honor System. said he wasn't wearing one ... that To make the Honor System work it must be practiced by every was his nose on the ground... feel- be the time for SABA to show its worth to the college. member of the student body, yes, even Mr. Wherritt and Mr. Fountain. This will ing. My objective was the coke will have to get busy in a hurry in order to be at top efficiency I If we don't want to continue under the present system, let's do away They machine. (H. L.) On the way comes. The organization was formed for just with it and lock up everything we own, keep our books in locked cars, when homecoming day intended to get my mail. I called the such occasions as this. appoint monitors to watch quizzes and examinations, eliminate my man Tuesday, over my two- must get in many hours of practice to do justice signing of a pledge at the end of a paper or quiz. The Lynx band way wrist-watch radio which I are putting everything they have into build- In short, let's not do it unless we practice it to the letter. The to the football team, who had just bought from Dick Tracy. winning combination. letter, in this case, being the abandonment of a policy of suspicious ing a ($1.59 plus 2,000 wheateena box from everyone to make this thing vigilance. It's going to take a little work tops... Mrs. Hill saved them for This is a critical year for Southwestern. This is a year in which go over. Let's all pitch in and make it a success. me). I told her of my plans and all the great values and systems which the college has stood for must gave her my E. T. A.... approx- be reaffirmed by every student individually. Let's not start off with imately July 1953. Then I signed a subtle disintegration of the Honor System through a misunderstand- Athletics off and started feeling my way ing on the part of many. It is indeed gratifying to see such regular exhibitions of good toward the back. Bodies were ev- sportsmanship as are being displayed in the intramural sports pro- erywhere. Short ones, long ones, gram this fall. Gone is the day of cut-throat competition between fat ones, slim ones, dead ones and Homecoming fraternities and sororities, and we are well rid of it. To get the maxi- live ones. The nicklodeon kept blar- benefits from a program of sports such as we now have, we must ing... my head started swimming that the homecoming date has been announced, it is time to mum Now relaxation This is the first real realize that the benefit is derived from the exercise and the ... things were going black. No start planning for the big day November 16. wonder, someone had pushed me in- team here in it gives us, not from winning the games. Of course everyone likes homecoming in five years, since there was no football that that feeling there would be very little interest in side a mail box. While I was the last homecoming was held. to win; without 1942, when can still have close I decided to get my own mail. will depend upon the energy with athletics. Nevertheless, whether we win or lose, we The success or failure of this day This world would be a better place open houses to be fun and get a great deal out of participation. which the student body jumps into it. There are get The varsity football team is setting the pace; they are showing if more women would decide to planned, letters to old alumni to be written, a parade to be scheduled, of spirit that good football teams must have. It looks like their own mate. Oh, well No Letter and many other activities which will be handled by the students the kind here to stay. (Continued on Page 4) themselves. athletics are Page blrfnhpr30 1946 THE SOUWESTER 3 cOctoLer u, 1 TEoRe ATO HOLDS FIRST POSTWAR SOC NOTES FORMAL LAST SATURDAY GAMMA DELTA Lynx Chat Gamma Delta Sorority announc- poor li'l Kitty has dragged to give M. V. Burchett trouble? University Center es the election of new officers for Well, LOCAL AOPi's HOST Just what is what with Martha this semester. herself up to the typewriter again, Ballroom is scene TO NATIONAL HEAD weeping bitter tears because all Carrol? Is she carrying a secret The following were named at the 8-12 her spies and spotters have failed torch, or what? Also, what about of dance from The National President of Alpha last regular meeting: to come through with a, single Ann Pridgen? 26, the local Omicron Pi, Mrs. Muriel McKinney, President-Sally Thompson Saturday, October scoop. It seems so futile to try to of Alpha Tau Omega held Tuesday, November 5, Vice-President - Elizabeth Ann Did you hear about Peggy Mar. chapter will arrive cover the activities of everyone in first formal function since its visit the Kappa Omicron chapter Fairleigh shall manhandling John Murdock its to school, without having many, many to the Southwestern Cam- for one day. Mrs. McKinney, elect- Secretary-Peggy McAlexander in the hall outside the social room? return little gremlins hiding behind ev- was a dance, ed at the Convention in June, has Treasurer-Betty Jean Cullings Puss understands that some prof pus. The occasion eryone's coat lapel. People are so in the University Center Ball- visiting the northeastern Social Chairman-Ora Lee Garro- had to break it up. held been unwilling to have their private room from 8-12 P.M. and is now on her way way chapters lives put in print!! Only last week Mitzi, we wonder if that ride The ballroom was decorated with Angeles, California. Pledge Mistress-Peggy McCall home to Los two of Kitty's scoophounds were to the airport with Gene Page trailing ivy and with clusters of A full schedule has been arrang- found "stone-cold dead in the could have made any difference in blue and gold balloons. ed for Mrs. McKinney. She will Bookstore"! your Bible grade?? The feature attraction was, the have conferences with Miss Helen Ah Well!! We are not afraid; ATO leadout, in which the pledges TRI-DELTA Why does Bobbie Thompson look and the active chapter. A undaunted, we stride fearlessly in- and their dates formed the fra- Gordon so sleepy every morning??? luncheon has been planned in the an in- to the thick of the fray, typewriter ternity crescent, while the actives Tri Delta Sorority held the pledges. At 5:30 poised at the ready, with blue and their dates took their places bell room by formal open house after the Arkan- Jane Clay, how is your Knox- a dinner at pencils behind each ear (of the ville interest these days? as the three stars. Bill Turner, the chapter will have sas-Ole Miss football game Satur- the Parkview Hotel in honor of day, October 26, from 5:30 to 7:30 editor, that is.) Worthy Master of Alpha Tau Hawken, how dinner, the Latimer, ah! Latimer, how could much did you give chapter, started the dance. In ad- Mrs. McKinney. After at the chapter lodge on the cam- Torch to fix that Bouton date?? return to the sorority you?? dition to the leadout, there were actives will pus. Kitty was muchly surprised four no-breaks. lodge for a ritual meeting, after Question of the week is-Will The party was given in honor when "Z" Wright showed up at The corsages for the dates of which Mrs. McKinney will meet any new campus romances have of the members of Tri Delta and the SAE formal with his old flame the members and pledges were with the alumnae chapter. their start due to the drawings by their dates from the chapters at of bygone years, Beverly Barron. carnations with ribbons in Torch for the dance dates Thurs- white She will leave Wednesday morn- Arkansas and Ole Miss. Whatda' ya' gdt in the fifth at the fraternity colors, blue and day??? ing for Los Angeles. Pimlico, Marr???- gold. Dancing was enjoyed during the Cotton Blossom Hamer has a That's about all the dope Kitty Members attending and their late afternoon, and punch and cook- new admirer-just for a hint-he's has this week. There seeihs to be dates were: ies were served. a Kappa Sig!!! a reluctance on the part of every- Bill Turner-Jane Bigger Tri Delta Pledges greeted at the door New couple on the campus-Per- one to contribute anything to this John Wilson-Mrs. Wilson Guests were the due and Margie Vickers-better column. It has been suggested that Harry Kidde Hold Open House by Betty Bouton, president of watch out Evin!!!! a box be placed in the social room Mit Adington Southwestern Chapter. charge How is Ann Patterson getting (equipped with a lock), so that Pledges and their dates were: Tuesday, October 29, from 4-6 Norma Shelton was in along, now that Jerry Flippin is a people can contribute items anony- Robert Edington-Jeanne Gillespie p.m., the pledges of Tri Delta held of arrangements. sojer boy?? What's the dope, Ann? mously. If you are in favor of this Bill Hopkins-Barbara Burnette an open house in honor of the Alma Van Hook and Jack Con- idea, see the editor and let him Jimmy Cobb---Monkey Oliver pledges of other sororities on the nors are seen together often know how you feel about it. We'd Smith-Betty Mae Withers campus. Lloyd ALPHA enough to cause talk. Is there any- like to make this your column, but Dusty Anderson - Stanley Wil- Refreshments included coffee, KAPPA thing to it, Alma?? right now the problem seems in. liamson tea, sandwiches and cookies. As- The following men were initiated Rufus Irby is our candidate for surmountable. Don Wood-Carol Bitner sorted autumn flowers formed the Alpha Order, October the man who was pinned for the Lee Pattee-Jane McAtee centerpiece of the lace-draped into Kappa 15: Ed Maxwell, Frank Gattusso, shortest time. How long was it, Bob Montgomery-Dot Love table. PAUL MARTIN Parham. The KA's pledg- Rufus? Jere Nash-Carol Cable Mary Nell Campbell was chair- and Ray SUPER MARKET Lloyd Graves Oct. 22. Is Jane Kilvington really trying AND Bob Wherrit-Westy Tate man of the committee in charge ed BAKERY Ernest Flaniken - Mary Louise of arrangements. Others on the Glasgow committee were Betty Mae With- 559 So. Highland Jimmy Caldwell-Mary Virginia ers, Mildred Curtis, and Shirley Telephone: 4-7321, 4-6363 Burchett Sibley. Tom Culberson-Betty Belk Jane Woodson, president of the Richard Green-Mrs. Green Tri Delta pledges greeted the Grahm Gordon-Dot Fuller guests and was assisted by Mitzi WM. R. JENKINS Don Pittman-Patty Weaver Wheless, vice-president; Betty Mae APPLIANCE CO. Bill Hitt-Mrs. Hitt Withers, secretary; and Mary Vir- George Williamson - Margaret ginia Burchett, treasurer. 60 N. Cleveland-at Court Ann Webster -0- ZETAS ENTERTAIN Founders Honored NORMAL FIELD SECRETARY By Kappa Deltas HARDWARE CO. Miss Patricia Sparling, national 549 So. Highland Kappa Delta Sorority held its field secretary of Zeta Tau Alpha, Phone 4-2040 49th Founder's Day Banquet Oc- arrived on October 22 to inspect tober 23, at 6:15 P.M. in the Louis the Beta Sigma Chapter of South- XV Room at Hotel Peabody. About western. Miss Sparling, who is 80 members of the alumnae chap- from Fort Wayne, Indiana, attend- XMAS CARDS ter and the active chapter attend- ed Franklin College in that state GIFTS FOR ALL OCCASIONS ed. Special guests invited were the and was in "Who's Who in Amer- FOUNTAIN PENS patronesses of the chapter: Mrs. ican Colleges and Universities." STATIONERY Wilson Fly, Judge Camille Kelley, Miss Sparling made several Fraternity and Sorority Mrs. Thomas N. Coppedge, Mrs. helpful suggestions to the chapter Invitations and Favors W. R. Herstein, Mrs. W. R. Atkin- concerning their procedure while son, Mrs. Donna Fisher Brame, they are without a house. During and Mrs. Willis Campbell. Also The Remembrance her stay here she was entertained special guests were the members by the alumnae, as well as by the Shoppe of the Kappa Delta Mothers Club. chapter members, on several oc- 116 Union Phone 8-2215 Mary Langmeade, president of casions. She left on October 27 to the active chapter, presided. Mem- visit the Zeta Chapter at Ole Miss. bers taking part in the program 0 were: Betty Bynum Webb and Mary Frances McDearman, who Kqppa Sig, Elects sang "The Touch of Your Hand" RECORDS and "You are Free"; Martha Pitt- Phi Chapter of Kappa Sigma man sang "Because." Both were We are convinced that we announces the election of new of- accompanied by Carolyn Reynolds. ficers to serve this fall. Chosen at The U-shaped table was deco- can give better record serv- the regular weekly meeting Mon- rated with low silver bowls of ice than any store in this day night were: white chrysanthemums. Silver can- FOR MAID OF COTTON-- President, Sam Watson white tapers, CO-EDS INVITED TO COMPETE part of the South. delabra, holding Belt have been invited to enter Vice-President, Tom Houser College girls throughout the Cotton were placed on the mantel and the 1947 Maid of Cotton Contest, with the winner receiving, expenses Master of Ceremonies, Virgil piano. Place cards were in the paid, a trip to New York for training as a model, and a five-month tour Phonographs and Radios federal Bryant Greek letters of the of the major cities of the United States, meeting prominent shape of the The 1946 Maid Secretary, Jim Turner and local officials as cotton's Ambassadress of goodwill. Sorority. of Cotton, shown at left above, is Gwin Barnwell of Gastonia, N. C., Robert Miller Treasurer, graduate of Duke University. At the right are, top to bottom, 1945, Words and Music Pan Representative, John Mur- Ann Bell, Roberta Treanor, Dor- Jennie Erle Cox of West Point, Miss., Stephens College, 1944, Linwood dock othy King Herbers, and Naida Gisclard of Donaldsonville, La., Louisiana State University; 1943, by MALLORY CHAMBERLIN Bonnie Beth Byler of Lepanto, Arkansas, University of Arkansas. A Ass't Secretary-Jake Lewis Thomas formed the committee that contestant must have been born in a cotton-producing state, must be 152 Madison Ave. Ass't Treasurer-Bucky Walters assisted Frances Belcher, alumnae between the ages of 18 and 25, and must never have been married. Inner Guard-Buddy McKee president, with the banquet ar- Entries must be dated before midnight Dec. 20. Outer Guard-Jack Hilzheim rangements. THE SOU'WESTER October 30, 1946 Page 4 THE SOU'WESTER October 30, 1946 Record Reeks " " CHAOS By Tom Goswick got to make an apology or By RICHARD WOOD I've so in writing this sort of an article, Fashions Little 'cause it is a bit out of my terri- By Nancy tory, but I refuse to allow the sit- for rible blow to me (the worst blow We all realize only too well that I've been a police reporter uation to go any further without Bae Look A baby grahd our family budget has a limit the Trigg Avenue Press-Bayonet in history, I guess. comment. I'll apologize to 'Tosh was blown out of a hotel somewhere, and that there can't for a good many years now, but piano first of all. It is his department to Beach and wrecked be a new outfit for every social I didn't meet Cornelia Closky un- room in Miami make comments on the records of under the function we attend-especially not til last Saturday night when some the Hesperus, an LCI the day, but really, 'Tosh, I'm not 1st here on this very gay Southwest- visiting firemen brought her inert able command of Petty Officer criticizing the music, I just have a of of ern campus. Anyone can, however, body out of the inner sanctum Class' Henry W. Longfellow few words to say about the, lyrics dress up last year's model with new a bourgeois finishing school which Rootabaga Center, Ontario, who that are being put to music of of touches that make it as new as had been giving classes in basinette was quite an author by virtue late. those to be found downtown today. making in the time of Ashurbani- his havinug taken a creative course Hoagy Carmichael is a good In some of the fashion magazines pal I of New Rochelle. Cornelia in cook book literature under Hud- Kappa Sig (plug) fraternity I have found clever suggestions, Closky had been finished off in son Strode at the University of Ala- brother of mine and I know it isn't and by passing them on I hope finishing school which, by the by, bama). Corneliai Closky was kaput cricket to say unkind things about to be of some help to you. is located in the cradle-roll class- -no more would that congenial one's frat brother, but believe me, the room of the Mount Popocatepetl coulmn give the lowdown on Brother Carmichael, it's all in fel- If the popular chatelaine appeals Baptist Church for Polynesian higherups. Ah, well do I remem- lowship. I wish that I could turn to you, let your old charm brace- Deaf-Mutes. It seems that Cornelia ber her last week's entry.I'm not out such music like "Star Dust" let serve double duty by wearing had been done in with an ornate so hot at recalling the names, but (Yeah, we turned it down when it on our dress or best blouse in dirk made of Vesuvius cameo which I know the jist of it: offered), but don't you think this the capacity of a chatelaine, secur- Strapless dress of brown faille, had been brought to this country CORNELIA CLOSKY INFERS-- latest opus entitled "Ole Butter- pins. shown above as picture" in the Sep- ing it with tiny gold safety tember issue of Junior Bazaar, em- by a Senegalese paratrooper who Monday was almost too much for going a little too far. milk Sky," is By the way, speaking of brace- phasizes the bare look for evening. traded it to a writer named Da- Corny this week. She had those I'm still trying to fathom that lets, if you can get any of these The snug, long-waisted bodice is shiell Hammett at the Carruthers- Blue Monday Blues after the whirl title. I can just see the sky being returned vets into giving up some scalloped at the top; the skirt is ville Port of Embarkation for a of last week's social events. But rented out to Forrest Hill Dairy as of the foreign coins the collected wonderfully full. worthless Maltese Falcon. The Sen- Corny never says die and she don- a whale of a big advertisement. during the war, when linked to- egalese realized he had been horn- ned her McGregor plaid shift and Some of those words, too. Oh, gether they make quite attractive swoggled when he reached his hut hied off to the breakfast party at brother. "...can't you see my lit- necklaces or bracelets. This is not at one side...Martha Carroll's in the upper reaches of the Tom- the Tom Gooch's (she's the for- tle donkey and me? We're as expensive to have done, and they sport suit of deep rose plaid-It was of a rather heavy weave bigbee River, so he rushed back to mer Milly Hunke of Potts Camp.) happy as a Christmas tree..." serve as nice keepsakes as well as and find Hammett and demand at least The breakfast was simply the do- Here's this guy wheeling along on smart accessories. the colors were rich-Ann Brown a couple of good money taws and in's; that black-market lard Milly some hay-burner, lit up like a in a grey and red plaid wool dress A new idea for those old long a Duncan yo-yo in exchange for used in the stuffing for the craw- Christmas tree. He won't get to -Its outstanding features were a strands of pearls that were the fad the dirk. However, it was too late. dad pie was not a little bit of a first base with his girl friend if clever Chinese collar and long several years ago is to wind them Hammett had pawned the dirk for dubious nature. After breakfast at he's in that condition. "...keep sleeves fitted at the wrist.... around the belt of a simple woolen a typewriter which he intended to Gooch's, Corny went to the South- a-brushing those clouds from 0 dress. It adds a nice effect and use at a later date for a trade-in western Grille and got something sight..." What does he think helps accentuate the small waist IT HAPPENED HERE on the ingredients for some old to eat. Then came the Tri-Upsilon they have up there, a Fuller Brush style of this season. weekend he wouldn't mind losing. mid-morning reefer dance. Refresh- man? Hoagy, ole boy, I know The artificial flower has once Cornelia Closky had come along ments were served befor th spa- there's a Milky Way, but don't let (Continued from Page 2) more given way to the real-This piggy-back on a venerable old cious gas-jet and dancing was en- it get away from you. time the new fad is to wear them Today...and I did so need that Opium salesman from the gas- joyed after the pledges gave a hi- Another little record that takes check from the Soviet Union. Just on either side of a square or key- house area of Rialto, Tennessee larious skit which was excruciat- quite a few nickels on the book- a little matter of payig hole neckline. This adds freshness their honest where one can buy Three Muske- ingly funny. Corny lost her break- store juke box is a job called debts... see, I tried their Union and daintiness to any date ensem- teer candy bars along with a side- fast and had to go to Willy's Place "Boogie Blues." I'm unaware of ble. Suits for them... That's a joke son trip to see the relic bones of Alex- for her lunch. Monday afternoon the writer of this, but Gene Krupa ... (stealing Goswick's stuff . . . touch, too, is the ascot, ander Hamilton (not the famous Corny went to a shower for Nellie gives it fits. "...I'm going up on A new Why do I do these things to my which requires only a few yards of Alexander Hamilton but a refugee Doakes whose engagement to Mort the mountain to call that baby of own article!) Anyway, no mail so gay material and makes the high from Island 51 which is to be used Darthur of Bishop's Barber Shop mine...." it states. Well, you can I started to the coke machine. I neckline of a dark dress or suit for an atomic bomb test by the was recently announced by her pa- see some pretty scenery up there, passed by another table. This one softly feminine. A suggestion for Low-Y Club of Wilson, Arkansas' rents. The shower was just per- but if your baby is nuts enough was full of Kappa Sigs. All guns the material-tulle- Coast Guard Reserves.) Besides, fect; everybody got wet and Nellie to go up in the Smokies with win- were under the table... the mem- On the Campus and Off - the bones of Alexander Hamilton showed off her ring which had ter coming on, you're better off bers were lined along the wall for Chris Traicoff's Fred Block suit were shown only because his given made her finger below the elbow a without him. "... would like to go sconds ...(not nough pledges!) of navy and white pinstripe wool. name was Alexander which is as delightful emerald green. Corny to the country. Can't take you..." Two Chi O's and three AOPi's were The full jacket, almost three-quar- ,close to Alexandre Dumas as the topped the show with the expose What's the big attraction out there fighting over a deck of cards. They ter length, was gathered in at the people who make Three Musketeers of her own tatoos which she had anyway? Now comes the good part. got so busy arguing that a Tri- waist with a belt of the same ma- could come.) To make a long story gotten at a tatoo party for the "...He's got a face like a fish, Delt finally passed by and walked terial, and the sleeves were full short, Cornelia had seen the dirk new initiates of the senior women's shape like a frog, but when he away with the deck. turned up cuffs-Dottie in the window. Wait a minute. No, honor society at Ole Kiss Univer- loves me, I holler-Ooh, hot dog! with wide black dressmaker suit she didn't either. Somebody did sity at Smackover, Indiana. From ." E-GAD!! What kind of a Dalrymple's Things began to black out again. lining of her coat and her The smoke was suffocating me. anyway, and he (bless his name) the shower Corny dashed home male Lena the Hyena have we -The of cerise satin. To top Could I hold out just a little long- bought the dirk as a plaything for and changed her shade of lipstick here? If that isn't a note to set blouse were made it herself!... Bet- My his thirty-nine year old draft- from orchid orange to alum aug- medical science back 100 years, it off-she er??? Would I make it?? brown fitted suit. dodging tyke. This little man took ment. Before Corny could get into there isn't a hound dog in the ty Bouton's cocoa past swam up before my eyes ... was accentuated by No, not that-anything but that! the old dirk with him to the meet- her new wooden overcoat designed state of Georgia. Yolgbetter forget Its smartness around the bottom I'll tell you. I staggered on. ing of his bootlegging fraternity by Texas Ranger of Noageles, Ari- that character, Honey. a wide grograin Well, jacket with a large bow There it was. That big, beautiful which has its headquarters in the zona, the 'phone jingled merrily Next comes a ten inch disc that of the hunk of coke machine. Nervously I locker-room of The Home for Aged and the sweet voice of Judibelle bears the title "The Coffee Song." my nickle. Tears filled and Infirm Insurance Agents next Crullerworth sang over the long- There are several versions and how. "... coffee pickles 'way out- clutched my eyes... M tongue was parched door to the church which has the distance wire from her desk in the one is as bad as the next. It seems sell the dill; they put coffee in the light. Not the finishing school. The night school USO club in Tahiti which is a as though there is a surplus their coffee in Brazil..." Can't and aching. I saw pretty promising green one,....the class in the art of Pablo Picasso tough job for a young, socially amount of java in Brazil. Some- say as how I have ever eaten any ugly, horrible red one... No cokes was in session. The little thirty- prominent sub-deb like Judibelle thing like a zillion tons. Sinatra coffee pickles and I take one lump ... No Cokes... NO COKESII! nine year old brat saw a cubist because there aren't and never says, "...a politicians daughter and a little cream in my coffee. That's all I remember... I gave up painting through the open window were any soldiers, sailors, or ma- was accused of drinking water and The whole idea was designed to let the sponge ... So that's why your of the church and, thinking it was rines in Tahiti. Judibelle was bub- was fined a great big fifty dollar you know the product of our good ever lov'n reporter is writing this a. dart-board, hurled the dirk. It bling over with the news of her bill..." Pretty expensive water neighbors and to have coffee re- from Western State. missed the mark and sank to the coming-out party. She plans to I'd say. It's good for bathing any- place cherry sodas. Beth hilt in the broad back of Cornelia come out wherever she is. And of Only one more song on which I Closky. The bad little boy cursed in all things, her brother, Dullard, is their new daughter, Camille IV, for have any comment. A relatively unseemly fashion when he realized having his going-in party soon. whom a rock-a-bye party will soon new record by Benny Goodman dart- went in as water boy for the be given at the Snapper lodge on that has a sympathetic name. Charles Gerber, that his knife had missed the He INC. He had bet 28 pewter guild- Knickle Kola team of Curpus Garfish Lake. Corny danced the "Pity the Poor Lobster." We're in board. Complete Automobile Sewice ers with a charter member of the Delecti, Baja California, and he night away, but not before she had animal life pow. "... Pity the Massachusetts Bay colony he'd intends to celebrate with a grass- been invited to a wake party at poor lobster, he'll be potted..." POPLAR AT HIGHLAND pot- make a bulls-eye. skirt party, though the skirts will the home of Mrs. Yandel Monroe Some of my best friends get 4-6228 4-6228 I was lounging around the chap- have to be made of discarded tux Baskerville who died some weeks ted. "... Pity the poor shrimp, who ter room of the fourth precinct shirts because of the grass short- ago and is now pickling in the never grew. Pity the poor guy station when the news came in age. Corny finally made her weary latest Parisian embalming fluid who falls for you..." Personally, from Edmonton in the form of way to the Cufflink Room of the (Wolf River Channel No. 5). And I like shrimp. If they were any heiroglyphics tattoed on the left Memphis Steam Hotel where she so home to bed. With a happy larger, they probably would taste Bilsky Bros. ear-lobe of Wild Bill Elliott, who saw Guy Glust and Marion thought for tomorrow's many par- terrible. I don't know what this was bringing the good news from Scrounger playfully shooting out ties, Corny rubs cold cream into guy has in the way of grudge WEONA Ghent to Aix-la-Chapelle. A ter- street-lamps with a Benjamin Air her thinning hair and graces the against some gal. Must have been rible sadness o'erwhelmed me then. Rifle. Corny was slipping quietly coverlet of her soft, luscious sack. a waitress in a seafood restaurant MARKET Cornelia Closky was the society out on the dance floor with the and he didn't like her air. SUPER pixie for the Trigg Avenue Press- handsomest Seaman 3rd that ever So passed Corny Closky to her Like I say, I'm no Oscar Levant, but these words confuse me no Bayonet. It was she who filled the wore a jeweled neckerchief, when glory. The entire staff of the paper 1137 Jefferson Sunday papers with the doings of who should waltz up but Red Snap- knocked off for a week and threw end. I'll stick to the good old music the Trigg Avenue elite. Her nick- per and his wife, Lucy. They were a long, long, and wonderful bubble- like "The Music Goes 'Round and name was Corny. It was a ter- full of gay quips from the lips of gum party . . 'Round." Hoy, Hoy! Otoear30 1946 THE SOU'WESTER Peae 5 V guu ww '- -- LYNX BOW TO MILLSAPS IN Tales of woe KA's, KS's, and Sigma Nu's (With Apologies to Everybody) FIRST CONTEST THIS YEAR I stand here at the typewriter (termites have eaten away the last Win InIntramural Football vestiges of what was once a slim, McIntosh scores 12 passed to Hemmen on the twenty-i graceful sawhorse), and my mind one. After trying several plays begins to wander back through Murdock to Currie Bolling and Drew points for Purple with no success Hightower punted the dim dark past, to the years over the Goal. when I was a mere stripling. Me- saves day for KS star for KA's and While team In the first few minutes of the thinks that must have been some- second half the Lynx line showed The K. A. Touch Football ma- what more than two years ago, if Last Thursday the Kappa Sig it had the ability to hold in the chine continued on the road to Last Friday afternoon South- you count 'em fast. touch football team took the mea- shadow of its own goal when Mill- victory last Tuesday afternoon by western formally returned to the sure of the Pi Kappa Alpha by a saps drove to the seven yard line. I can see it very clearly-I was passing over the SAE's 12-0. The gridiiron against Millsaps. In score of 12-6. It all started when Southwestern walking down the street, when up Kb's had things just about as they a game of fumbles by Southwest- The game was a thriller all the fumbled on the twenty-nine. Mc- walks my old buddy, Horseface, wished and the Sig Alpha's had ern and long runs executed by the way, with the outcome in doubt up Intosh carried the ball on an off- and says, "Hey, Slats, I just bought their backs to the wall all through Majors the Lynx went down in until the final play of the game. tackle play to the ten. White made Harahan Bridge from some sucker the game. defeat 33-0. Although the score PiKA scored early in the first half two yards on a spinner and on for a fin." Elated at such good Steve Bolling was by far the was top heavy, the Lynx wasn't on a pass from Don Walton to de- the next play Scott broke through fortune, I immediately takes the outstanding player on the field. far behind in the first down Bill Walton in the end zone. Late Mill- and nailed McIntosh on the thir- bull by the horns and suggests that Time after time he snatched the partment scoring eight while in the second quarter Kappa Sig teen yard line. McIntosh then made Horseface buy me a double ice pigskin from the air and he caught saps chalked up nine. came back to tie things up when was the four and on fourth down Stein- cream soda. Rather than have all the second touchdown pass. The McIntosh of Millsaps Currie gathered in Murdock's long on the field reide stumbled on the seven.. the bystanders think he was some- KA's showed a great pass defense most impressive man pass down on the Pike goal line for two of the Pur- The third period only brought what more than cheap, Horseface as they frequently intercepted SAE personally scoring six points. ple and White's touchdowns, and one exciting play and that was also takes the bull by the horns passes. This was one of the main The second half was a see-saw was capably assisted by Stein- when Steinreide broke away on a and offers to buy me two of same. factors of the game as it kept he affair with first one side and then reide and Jackson. Southwestern beautifully executed reverse. Stein- It seems that Horseface has the SAE's constantly on the de- the other taking the initiative. Pass had their stars also and these in- reide took the ball on the forty- been looking over some rube's fense. Although two touchdowns interceptions- broke up scoring cluded Hightower, Houser, Scott, five from White went over his shoulder, rubbering his racing were scored on the lads from the threats by both teams, and most and Flanniken, who returned a own left tackle and swung out form, when said rube turns around, House of Blue Lights they put up of the play was around mid-field. Millsaps' kick-off 45 yards in the toward, the sideline and outran and, with a smile some yards wide a terrific defense. Many times Late in the final quarter the Pike's first quarter and was almost away. the whole Southwestern secondary. addressed my friend thusly, "I they stopped the KA's just on the intercepted a KS pass on their ten Southwestern threatened twice Millsaps pushed across another say, my good fellow, you look like brink of a score by tightning up yard line, but on the next play during the game and one of these score mid-way in the fourth quart- the more intelligent type of indi- their defense within the five yard "Pee Wee" Miller pulled one of threats was accomplished mostly er. Jackson started it all off when vidual, and I have here a bill of line. Don Walton's passes out of the by the passing arm of Billy High- he tore through center and made sale for a very interesting piece of The first KA TD came imme- air on the Pike 25. tower. Hightower passed three his way down the middle of the property. Now it so happens that diately after they gained posses- With only 13 seconds left in. the strikes for 18, 12, and 17 yards, field until Flaniken hit him from I have run a little short of long sion of the ball in the opening pe- game, Murdock faded back and but it wasn't quite enough and behind on the fifteen. Three plays green, or I would not be forced to riod by intercepting a SAE pass. heaved a long pass to Currie, who the drive ran out on the twenty later Rush passed to Mann for unhitch from such merchandise. I On a series of passes by Drew eleven yards and a touchdown. The snagged the ball in the end zone the when Hightower punted over the can let you have this property for KA's drove to the three yard try for the point was no good and for a tonchdown which put Kappa line where on fourth down Drew goal. The other chance for a score the almost negligible sum of a the score stood 33-0. Sigma in the win column. hit Bailey on the goal for the six came in the fourth period when sawbuck." Etheridge's boot was recovered on Southwestern's hopes came to Line-ups points. the Millsaps twenty, but Cilot broke life with only a few minutes re- Horseface confides all this to Kappa Sig The KA's tried time and again things up when he intercepted maining in the game when Ether- me as we are waiting for this frail Bryant, Turner, Currie, Amis, to score another, but it never be- Hightoweir's pass on the fourteen. punted to Rush, who fumbled to deal 'em off the arm to us. Just Murdock, Miller, Kressenberg. came a reality until the last five Millsaps started off with a bang and the Lynx recovered on the about the time we are beginning Pi KA minutes when Drew found Bolling after recovering a Lynx fumble twenty. Byrant made two yards to think she has been forced to Wayne Pate, Bill Haley, Dave in the end zone and connected with on Southwestern's own twenty-two. and then Hightower's pass intend- quit because of old age, she trips Bosuert, Bud Utley, Gerald Sweatt, a pass to make it 12-0. ed for Boswell was intercepted by From this point McIntosh and in and sloshes our sodas down on Don Walton, Bill Walton. The Sig Alpha's only threatened Cirlot on the fourteen. Bob Utter, Bill Riley. Steinreide carried to the one yard the table. After she has slouched Subs: twice when Earl Hays pass to Although Southwestern didn't line in four plays. The next play away with some of our coin of the o Dick Lee on a sleeper play was come across with a victory in their the entire Southwestern line rose realm. Horseface continues his incomplete. The second chance first time out this year, you can't up and stopped White for no gain. story. SIGMA NU's SWAMP came when Seiferd dropped Hay's On fourth down McIntosh fumbled say that this school doesn't have "Well, Slats, I appear somewhat long pass over the goal. and Houser recovered on the three a fooball team. It is a team that ATO's BY 24 TO 6 shy about stealing the man's hair, for the Red and Black. Etheridge never quit trying and as the sea- Steve Bolling and Drew played so he gets right anxious, and then punted out to the twenty and son progresses you will see great The Sigma Nu's served warning well for the KA's and Earl Hays makes the deal with me for the on the next play McIntosh went improvement. Southwestern had to all the other football teams in and Dick Lee stood out for the only fin." SAE's. all the way for a touchdown. Jack- one man on the team that the Frat. football race that they had played son's conversion was no good. any college football Horseface and me enjoy a good shouldn't be overlooked by romp- and none of these Jabour's kick-off was highlight- boys had ever laugh at the expense of this rube ing over the ATO's 24 to 6. when Farris again passed to Hem- played as a team ed by Flanniken's forty-five yard and all this counts who must have been raised in Mad- The Sigma Nu's started out on men for six points after a sus- greatly in winning ball games. return to the, Majors forty-nine. agascar or someplace like that to the right foot when they scored on tained drive. In the final period cSouthwestern Po: Flanniken gathered in the ball on Millsaps be so dumb; after which we decide a continuous drive after receiving Farris passed to Scott for the last Scott LE Pigott the six and moved behind excellent to take a stroll down to the river the opening kick-off. Scott finally touchdown to make it 24-6. CGraves LT Jabour down field blocking up the North to see how business is getting took the ball over on a five yard The game was highlighted by IDickerson LG Stewart side of the Field. When he reach- along. We reach the foot of the run. the fine spirit of both teams and ed his own Forty-five there were IHarris C Christmas excellent sportsmanship on the bridge and find some joker dressed The White Star boys weren't only two men between him and IHay RG Winans part of all the players. out like a state harness bull, who through in that quarter either and the goal, but one of these pulled IBoone RT Maddux ATO 6 Sigma Nu 24 is evidently trying to jump our punched across another TD him down on the Millsaps 49. IHouser RE Southerland Montgomery ...... Hemmen claim, since he pretends like the through the air. Scott intercepted Late in the first quarter Mc- IHightower QB Carruth Hopkins ...... Norman bridge doesn't belong to my friend an attempted ATO lateral on the Intosh scored again when the IBoswell LH McIntosh Culberson ...... Watkins Horseface. Finally the conversation kickoff and on the following play Lynx fumbled on the Majors' 48. IFlanniken RH Steinreide Flaniken ...... Martin c gets quite heated, and it looks like Farris faded back and spotted The second marker was made when Smith FB White W ilson ...... Scott tthis fugitive from a costume party Hemmen in the end zone. He let 'Tosh' hit off tackle, swung to his Southwestern Substitutes: Smith ...... Marcrum iis going to get rough with us, so the ball sail thirty yards down left and raced forty-eight yards Etheridge, Blair, Arnold, Cowan, Gordon ...... Farris IHorseface and me decides that we the field into the waiting arms of goalward. Byrant, Wright, Dunnavant, Locke, will throw a little scare into him. Hemmen. At this point Sigma Nu Early in the second period South- D. Smith, Greenberger, Strain, Subs- We pretend like we are some big- led 12-0. western started rolling. After tak- Ed Dewey, Haynes, Glenn, Bern- ATO-Pittman, Turner, Eding- shots from Chicago, down to in- The ATO's weren't to be outdone ing a Millsaps punt on the twenty hoft, Walters, C. Dewey, Scianni, ton, Addington. Sspect our property, so the joker and in the second quarter they Hightower passed to Houser for Akridge, Fleete, Hemmen, Billings. Sigma Nu-Evans, Lollar, Ad- ups and snaps the cuffs on us, af- chalked up six points. The Sigma eighteen yards and a first down Millsaps Substitutes: ams, J. Evans, Christopher, Gwinn. tter which he calls the wagon. Nu's punted and Gordon gathered on the thirty-eight. The Lynx tried Jackson, Mann, Wilson, Brewer, in the oyal on his fifteen, started their ground game and without Wade, Glisson, Ingalls, Bird, Bell, Well, to make a long story long- up the right side of the field, cut success Hightower took to the air Doherty, J. Stewart, Gunter, Cle- eer, Horseface and me get thirty to his left and behind beautiful PARK on fourth down and found Scott ments, Rush, LaCour, Johnson, ddays for disturbing the peace, IUNIVERSITY P blocking went all the way to pay waiting on his pass on the fifty. Cirlot, Howard, Ludlow, Denson, which we have to work out, seeing OLEANERS dirt. The score then stood at 12-6. Hightower then made six on a Jones, Fant, Williams, Quinn, Lee, aas neither of us has got a sou be- 613 N. McLEAN quarterback sneak, Byrant picked Jordon, Perrott, Martin and Pea- ccause Horseface spent his last gold The Sigma Nu's put across two more touchdowns up six off tackle and Hightower cock. 0on our sodas. in the last half '------0--1 I figure the experience didn't .-.. hhurt me none, tho, 'cause I've got aan iron bound contract for the Boogie DR. NICK SAYS: SSterick Building, which I just stole THE NEW STUDENT UNION on Make yourself IS YOUR from a rube for only a double saw- at home bbuck. at the Christmas Shopping Center Records? go to Distinctive Gifts For Less FLETCHER'S SOUTHWESTERN Stationery-Cosmetics-Leather Goods GAGE-YARBROUGH CO. GRILL Party Gifts-School Supplies DRUG STORE 142 Union Sporting Goods-Fountain Drinks Anything You Need 543 So. Highland Across From The Peabody 635 N. McLEAN 'I Page 6 THE SOU'WESTER Ocober 30, 1946 Page 6 THE SOU'WESTER October 30, 1946 tant so some poor little student and made a statement like that blame the invention of the radio IT CAME DOWN-Betty: "Did For No years later would have to take now he wouldn't last two minutes. on anyone but I honestly believe you hear about the fellow who Then there was Barbara Fritchie history at least twice. if he had known that every time stayed up all night figuring out who said "Shoot if you must this Columbus wasn't so smart; the you turn the thing on all you get where the sun went when it went Good Reason old gray head." I wish my mother- or poor boy paddled an obsolete LST in-law would say that. is soap operas, singing commer- down?" all the way across the Atlantic cials, oy some old hen giving ad- just to prove the world was round When Bell invented the tele- Oliver: "No, what happened?" vice to the love lorn he too would Who Dun It? and any fool knows he could have phone he probably didn't realize he have been more than glad to for- Betty: "It finally dawned on taken part of the cash old Queen had invented one of the instru- since some lazy guy stum- get the whole thing. him." Ever Isabella hocked her jewels for and ments that cause men to come home 0 bled on the invention of the wheel went down to Kress's and bought at night and find sandwiches in- I think the fellow who dis- anyone who by word or deed has himself one of those globes you stead of steak, socks still unmend- covered baling wire deserves more THEY GROW THAT WAY- in any insignificant way con- find in every kindergarten and ed, and bridge parties in progress credit than Henry Ford does when Corporal: "Now, private, if you to the creation of this arrived at the same conclusion. instead of a quiet evening by the tributed it comes to the invention of the stood with your back to the north stagnated society called civilization A little while later along came fire. If he had left that gadget automobile because Henry just and your face to the south,, what been proclaimed a genius or a George Washington who got to alone the woman's place might still has built the thing and the fellow would be on our left hand?" hero. I contend these boys weren't showing off one day and threw be in the home. who invented baling wire keeps it so smart, but rather than yield to a silver dollar across the Delaware. I have never been quite able to running. Private: "Fingers." their environment and work a lit- Why man, if my little cour year old tle bit they designed labor saving son pulled a stunt like that I would devices; and in the way of dis- never give him another dollar. The coveries, if they had put two and very idea of a grown man throw- two in their old comptometer they ing money away like that. would have gotten four without As well as I remember it was treking all over the world looking Patrick Henry who said "Give me for some way to make liars out of liberty or give me death." Why if historians or making dates impor- a man got up in Divorce Court

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