VOLUMME 74, NUMBER MIAMI HUH WWW.HURRiCANE.MIAMI.EDU FRIDAY, JANUARY 17, 1997 in this issue Butler wins service award named after NASPA's founding • Vice President president. for Student Affairs "It [the Goodnight award] goes back to 1919-20," Butler said. "He recognized for [Goodnight] is the former dean of men at the University of Wisconsin." years of service to NASPA is headquartered in Washington, D.C. The University is University an institutional member of NASPA, BY KELLY RUANE Butler said. News Editor "All of the chief student affairs When William R. Butler, vice officers constitute the representation president for Student Affairs, all over the country," Butler said. walked into his office Tuesday "My office is the official representa­ morning, he had no idea what was tive in terms of voting and repre­ waiting for him. BASKETBALL VICTORY senting the University." Butler has been awarded the Scott In her nomination letter to the • UM's men's basketball Goodnight Award from the National NASPA selection committee, team gains tie for Big East 7 Association of Student Personnel Whitely said support for Butler's division lead with a close vic­ Administration (NASPA). tory over Providence. nomination "could read like a "I had no idea that I was being 'Who's Who in Student Affairs' considered, that I was nominated because Bill [Butler) has been a SPORTS, page 6 and I walk into my office and I sud­ mentor, friend, advisor or confidant denly find this wonderful honor," to many chief student affairs officers Butler said. in the past three decades." He said he had no idea he had Whitely's letter also outlined been nominated by University Butler's achievements at the Center Director Patricia Whitely and University. Butler, who will retire in HUNTER CAREY / Photo Eoitor a group of other vice presidents for May after 32 years as vice president, student affairs from universities has received "virtually every award PLEASANT SURPRISE: William R. Butler, vice president for Student Affairs, was surprised to receive the around the country. and recognition for excellence in Scott Goodnight Award from the National Association of Student Personnel Administration for his service. "It's awfully nice to be recognized administration" at UM, Whitely by your professional peers national­ said. Fulbright Grant. Whitely also sent the selection dents and my love for students." ly," Butler said. "There were a num­ In addition to these honors, Butler committee two essays Butler wrote Butler was also the chair of Butler said his list of what wears ber of professionals nationally that was instrumental in the University called "Those Things That Have Miami's Community Relations him out is shorter than the other list. nominated me, among them being awarding the first athletic scholar­ Kept Me Fresh Over the Years" and Commission and served on the "It's about IS or so things that our own Dr. (Patricia] Whitely." ships to women in the United States, "Those Things Which Tend to Wear Florida Student Financial Assistance have gotten to me over the years, but The Goodnight Award will be pre­ converting traditional residence Me Out," which Butler wrote for a Commission. Butler was awarded I always like to emphasize the posi­ sented to Butler at a luncheon in halls into residential colleges, con­ NASPA conference. the Commanders Cross of the Order tive," Butler said. Chicago on March 22. Butler said structing the University Center, the of Merit from the president of the "I was one of three people on a Butler said he is proud to have his wife and other UM colleagues George A. Smathers Student Federal Republic of Germany, was panel and I presented a list of 38 received the award. will be there to see him receive the Wellness Center, the Career invited by the People's Republic of items that have tended to keep me "It's a wonderful thing that I feel award. Services Center and the University 1996 IN REVIEW China to lecture at six universities fresh over the years," Butler said. very proud of," he said. The Scott Goodnight Award is Rathskeller. "Among them at the very top is stu- • What do you think are the and was awarded awarded a best and worst movies and albums of 1996? Find out what our reviewers thought. Whitely set to Events aim ACCENT, page 10 to spread A DAY IN COURT? • Should President Bill replace Butler King's word Clinton go to trial for charges of sexual harassment? What By KELLY RUANE in several different positions for the BY KELLY RUANE are Paula Jones' motivations News Editor* last IS years and she has distin­ News Editor behind the suit? When Vice President for Student guished herself. There is no question The University of Miami will be OPINION, page 12 Affairs William R. Butler retires in in my mind she is an outstanding commemorating the birthday of May, a familiar face at the choice for our University at this slain civil rights leader Martin University of Miami will take his time." Luther King, Jr., with a week's place. Butler said Whitely is well- worth of activities next week. news briefs Patricia Whitely, director of the respected by students and faculty/* After the holiday on Monday, "I feel very good about the fact MIDDLE EAST INSTITUTE TO University Center and former direc­ students will have opportunities to tor of Student Life, will replace that she's been so involved through­ learn more about King and his mes­ SPONSOR LECURE Butler. As vice president, Whitely out the administration of student MELISSA CLAY / Hurricane Photographer sage. The national theme for this The Middle East Studies will oversee student affairs, resi­ affairs," Butler said. MOVING UP: After 15 years at UM, Patricia Whitely will replace year's holiday is "On the King holi­ Institute at the Graduate dence halls, international scholar Butler said he did not want to William R. Butler as vice president for Student Affairs. day, help somebody! Every School of International Studies and student services, multicultural have a say in the choice for his American can make a difference." will present a lecture by Gary student affairs, student life, wellness replacement. • previous positions at UM have "My main goal is to get to know Steve Clark, director of the UM Tobin on "The Shifting and recreation, the counseling cen­ "[That decision] was made by the already helped her establish a good every person in the division of stu­ Department of Multicultural Relationship Between the ter, the University Center, and the president and the provost," Butler relationship with students. dent affairs personally and to get to Student Affairs (MSA), said the American Jewish Community Toppel Career Planning and said. "I said at the very beginning "I think this job has helped me know how all the divisions operate," week is a campus wide event to and Israel: Implications for Placement Center. that I did not want to have anything immeasurably," Whitely said. "I Whitely said. "My first year will increase awareness of King's teach­ U.S. Policy in the Middle East" Whitely said she was honored and to do with the selection of my suc­ understand what occurs here [at probably be needs assessment. I ings. at 7 p.m. Wednesday, )an. 29, privileged to be chosen as Butler's cessor. " UM]. I have a really good knowl­ want everyone working together." "This has been the first time we in the UM Faculty Club. replacement. Whitely has been with the edge of residence halls and com­ Whitely said she is happy with her have had a campuswide effort," Tobin is director of the "No one can wear the uniform of University for 15 years. muter students, and a good basis in new position. She said she is ner­ Clark said. "The purpose of Martin Institute for Community and Dt. Butler and I don't intend to try," During her time at UM. she has understanding the issues of the next vous about taking over. Luther King, Jr. Week is to educate Religion and the Maurice and Whitely said. "I'm incredibly privi­ also served as the associate director millennium." "[UM President Edwaid T. Foote the campus community about the Marilyn Cohen Center for leged to replace him but no one can of residence halls and on the Whitely is also an adjunct profes­ II] put a lot of confidence in me to contributions made by King and the Modern Jewish Studies at replace him. I'll be different, Universitywide steering committee sor at the School of Education. do the job," Whitely said. "I think civil rights movement." Brandeis University. because the reality is that I'm not Dr. for the Southern Association of Whitely said she will not be teach­ it's okay to be apprehensive about The week is co-sponsored by the Butler." Colleges and Schools' accreditation ing next fall because she wants to taking on responsibility." Caribbean, African and Afro- process. devote time to her new position. ASSISTANT DEAN RECEIVES Whitely said she will try to be a Whitely compared her new posi­ American Studies Department, the role model for everyone and a leader Whitely said she has been given "I need to give 100 percent to this tion to a move from the minor Council on International Students JAMES MCLAMORE AWARD to the students. many opportunities at UM. position. I could teach in the future leagues in baseball to the major and Organizations (COISO), Rita L. Deutsch, director of Butler said he was happy wilh tlie "Few people have the opportunity but I think if I did it now, it would leagues. DAKA, the Division of Student the Center for Student choice for his replacement. to grow up in an institution. I've seen not be fair to the students," Whitely "It's about being a major player on Affairs, the Federation of Cuban Academic Services at the "I think she's an outstanding all these changes in a 15-year peri­ said. a team. I'll become a major player in Students, International Student College of Arts and Sciences choice and I feel like a proud od," Whitely said. Whitely said she has already set articulating the needs of students," received the 1996 lames W. father," Butler said. "She has served Whitely said her current job and goals for herself. Whitely said. See KING • Page 2 McLamore Award on Dec. 16. The McLamore Award com­ memorates the service to the University by the late UM Beaux Festival to feature art, University history Trustee. By IVETTE M. YEE grown, and has limited its collection tions. today's weather Hurricane Staff Writer to 250 juried pieces. "It's going to be hands-on," BEAUX ARTS FESTIVAL PARKING MAP This weekend, artists from around The Beaux Arts Festival is usually Garber said. "It highlights how the Today should be partly cloudy the world and local talent from the independent of UM with its pro­ University has grown. Different with daytime highs in the mid University of Miami will converge ceeds going to the Lowe Art schools will have a hands-on show­ to upper 60s. The wind will be outside the Lowe Art Museum for Museum. This year, however, the cases with certain books from differ­ Lowe Art blowing from north at 15 mph. the 46th Annual Beaux Festival of UM School of Music's Brass ent eras, or developments on the lat­ Museum Art. Quintet will perform on Saturday est research thai is going on current­ - National Weather Service "It will continue rain or shine," and Sunday at 2 pm. ly." said University spokeswoman A highlight of this year's festival The Promenade was originally Michelle Garber. will be a special exhibit called the scheduled to coincide with the 70th please note The festival, which starts tomor­ "Promenade of Excellence," a cele­ Anniversary celebrations in row at 10 a.m and runs through bration of UM's 70th Anniversary. October. Hurricane Lili's threat to $ Mahoney/ Pearson NATIONAL HOUDAY Sunday, will feature over 2S0 artists The exhibit will be located along South Florida postponed the exhibit. Information and craftsmen from across the coun­ Stanford Circle outside the Student Doug Phillips of UM Media Booth Due to the national obser­ try, international food vendors and Health Center. Relations said the exhibit will be a vance of Dr. Martin Luther music. Celebrating UM's growth over variation of the one scheduled for King, )r. Day, the University seven decades, the Promenade October. will be closed on Monday, Jan. The festival was slaned in 1950 exhibit is a visual display of memo­ "The storm was approaching and 20. There will be no Tuesday, by Beaux Arts, Inc, and was origi­ rabilia, and historical information that part of the 70th Anniversary got Pone* dt Leon Blvd. (an. 21 issue of The Miami nally a clothesline festival for artists as well as a showcase of innovative cancelled," Phillips said. "Many of Hurricane. The next issue will to showcase their work for different and groundbreaking research of the the same participants will be includ­ come out on Friday, |an. 24. buyers. The festival has since University's schools and organiza­ ed." US1 RME&P JIH'UE - FRIDAY,JANUARY 17,1997 at io ri»W»i*« calendar LJ •G?VY,T ifcMArN, BISEXUAL contact Michelle at 689-6552 UM license plates raise COMMUNITY (GLBC): The •COUNCIL OF INTERNA­ GLBC meety-veji-y Thuiiday at 8 TIONAL STUDENTS AND p i'iYiRlaL>w^arfltl6ni AaV---i of the ORGANIZATIONS (COISO) fflfy of Miami. All are wel­ The COISO Cabinet meets every come! Call the Volunteer Services Tuesday at 5 p.m in UC 215. Our money for scholarships Center at 284-GIVE for more first meeting will be on Tuesday. information. All are welcome. COISO invites By SARAH GUARNACCIA have donned the likenesses of •UM SCUBA CLUB: Meetings all international studenls to a free Assistant News Editor Florida public university plates on moved to Wednesdays. The first picnic this Sunday at 11 a.m. Senior Henry Gainza never real­ their vehicles. meeting will take place on behind apartment building 22. ized how much he would be sup­ With that in mind, UM adminis- Wednesday at 8 p.m. in lhe Volleyball, music and free food. porting his school when he pur­ trators knew they should also have University Center International Meet other international students chased the University of Miami theirs. Lounge. All are welcome to and COISO members. license plate and affixed it to the In a citywide effort the UM attend. •STUDENT GOVERNMENT back of his vehicle two short years Alumni Association and Vice •COMMITTEE ON STUDENT Come join the Senate! The follow­ ago. President for Government Relations ing seats are open: School of ORGANIZATIONS (COSO): "It's just school spirit. It's about Cyrus M. Jollivette circulated a peti­ Nursing, School of Business, The Spring 1997 Involvement Fair being proud to go to UM," he said. tion that would indicate that there United Black Students, Federation will be held today from 12 p.m. to Since 1989, nearly $4 million in were people who intended to pur­ of Black Greeks, and Junior. Stop 2 p.m. on the UC Patio. This is a scholarship funds have been raised chase a UM license plate. by UC 240, call 284-3082 or con­ great way to learn more about the and granted to Florida residents who "Under the law, we had to get tact us at over 165 clubs and organizations had a dream to attend UM as a result 10,000 to agree to buy a University [email protected] if on campus. This event is spon- of so many plates being purchased of Miami license plate. The Alumni you are interested. ; sored by COSO by UM students and supporters. Association took it on as a project to •COSO: Attention all student •DEPARTMENT OF WELLNESS It is possible that one may spot get signatures," Jollivette said. organization presidents!!! On AND RECREATION: Adult CPR Sebastian the Ibis on cars off-cam­ After presenting to state officials Wednesday the elections for the classes will take place on pus, or even out of Coral Gables, more than 14,000 signatures that studeni organization-at-large rep­ Saturday, Jan. 25 and Saturday. considering that over 28,000 vehi­ were collected in a two-year period, resentatives to COSO will be Feb. 15 from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. in cles possess the UM plates. the idea of UM license plates elected al 5 p.m. in UC 211. This classroom one of the George A. Not knowing the affect the plates became effective immediately. is a mandatory meeting. Any ques­ Smathers Student Wellness Center. had either, senior Norma Iglesias With a $25 extra charge, drivers tions or comments, please call •DINING SERVICES ADVISO­ applied for financial aid her senior soon were able to show their own Beth at 284-6399. RY BOARD: Any sludents inter­ year in high school. Iglesias then support for the school nol just with •TRI-RAIL: Part-time and full- ested in food service, cafeterias, qualified for the Alumni bumper slickers, but with license time students receive a 50 percent vending and carts, please contact Scholarship. plates as well. discount off their fare and gel a lit­ Kevin De Mark at UC 240 tle extra time to prepare every (Student Government Office) or Even still, Iglesias never made the "If people are willing to pay the morning. Pick up your free Tri- by calling 28403082 or e-mailing connection with her scholarships extra money, they want the world to Rail ID al the University Cenler on [email protected]. and the plates. know they're supporting the Wednesday and on Thursday from The Dining Services Advisory "I even had a tag and didn't University of Miami," said Kathy 10:30 a.m. until 2 p.m. Students Board meets twice monthly to hear know," she said. Uitvlugt, executive director of the must be prepared to show proof of your complaints, comments and Since then, Iglesias has been well- Alumni Association. pan-time and full-time status and a suggestions. informed of where a third of her Since their issue date, the UM GABRIELLA BIAETTLER / Hurricane Photographer current pholo ID. tuition is coming from. license plates have brought SCHOLARSHIP SPIRIT: The University of Miami license plates seen The scholarship contributes to University spirit to South Florida on cars around Miami raise money for students' scholarships. •STUDENT GOVERNMENT vehicles and an education to its res­ fo post your events in our Iglesias' effort to attain a degree in ELECTIONS COMMISSION: psychology throughout four years idents. bright students." them not in Coral Gables," Uitvlugt Anyone interested in becoming a campus calendar, stop by our and a well-deserving chance to suc­ "lt is Florida residents paying for There are many reasons lhat resi­ said. part of the SG Elections offke in University (enter, Rm. 221. ceed. the tags and Florida residents get­ dents purchase the UM plates. With many more specialized Commission should fill out an Also visit The Hurricane Online for "I did reallv good in high school ting Ihe scholarships," Uitvlugt said For sophomore Rally Skerrit, it plates to choose from. UM drivers application in the SG oflice (UC and I knew I could do really good in The scholarship requires that was nothing more than a color may possibly pick a Florida 240). If you have any questions. postings college too," said Iglesias. applicants be Florida residents, pos­ choice. Panthers plate for other reasons. "The prices are very high and I sess a 3.5 or higher high school "A lot of guys get it because they According to Uitvlugt, the money wouldn't have been able to go to cumulative average, and score at like the school. I got it to match my lhat the various sports teams and student government update UM without lhe scholarship. least an 1180 on their SAT. paint. My car's green, so I said, 'I've other Florida institutions collect I understand it's a private school, Uitvlugt knows what a difference got to get me one of those plates.'" from the plates are used at their own LJ bul there's a lot of people who want a scholarship can make in the life of he said. disposal, but UM makes sure every to attend, but can't because of a student. When Uitvlugt sees people such dollar is a part of the scholarship money." "We know over 75 percent [of stu­ as Skerrit driving by with the UM fund. Butler vetoes return Until 1989, according to stale law, dents] are receiving some kind of plate, she thinks thai means some­ "All this money is going to our it was not possible to manufacture financial aid," Uitvlugt said. "It thing rather special. scholarship. It is not paying for and market UM plates because UM helps students lo afford and choose "I know when I see them I think lights or the football team. It is of band scholarships is a private university. the University of Miami. They help there is' more pride for the going to students," she said BY KELLY RUANE ciated. bul we'll continue to look Since the 1980s, Florida residents us remain competitive for very University especially when I see News Ediloi for a way to solve this problem," Al its firstsprin g semester meet­ DelVecchio said. ing Wednesday, the University of Fatzinger said he and other Miami Siudent Government Senate members will also continue Senate learned Vice President for to Fight for the scholarships. Kosher food available at Hillel Sludenl Affairs William R. Butler "We are elected lo serve [the vetoed a bill to return over sludents)," he said. "We would By KELLY RUANE Open from 11 a.m. lo 2 p.m. Monday through set to place a kosher falafel can between the post * 100,000 in scholarships lo lhe really like lo compromise with the News Editor Thursday. Sara's offers studenls kosher falafels. office and the library or in the fond court UM Band of administra­ The Hillel Jewish Student Center is now offer­ pizzas, salads and desserts such as fat-free "At the last minute, they [University adminis­ the Hour. tion, howev­ ing studenls more choices for lunch. Hillel and muffins. tration] said no," Feldman said. Feldman said the idea to provide kosher food Feldman said Sara's at Hillel is now the only Sophomore er, we will Sara's Vegetarian Cafe have joined to add kosher came from studenls. kosher restaurant in Coral Gables. • senator James continue to food lo ihe University of Miami's food options. "Students wanted kosher food on campus," Feldman said Sara's has been getting a steady Fatzi nger, fighl vehe­ m Debra Feldman, director of student activities at Feldman said. flow of customers since it opened its doors in who authored mently on Hillel, said Sara's, a kosher restaurant located in At first, Hillel and students negotiated with November. Prices are reasonable, Feldman said. Ihe bill, said Ihis issue." Miami, North Miami and South Beach, recently University administration to bring a kosher cart to "If they [Sara'sl don't do well, then they'll go," proposition A t opened its doors in the Hillel Courtyard, al 1100 sludents. Hillel had even hired a vendor and was Feldman said. "We want them to stay." 97040 was Wednesday's Stanford Drive. passed unani­ meeting. _ _21 mously by FATZINGER Student ROCHE the Senate on April 24, 1996. Government President Steve Butler did not respond to the Roche vetoed a bill which would Week celebrates Senate until Jan. 3. give studenls a fall Break. Kristen DelVecchio, president of The Senate also passed a bill to Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Week Tau Beta Sigma, a national organi­ send a letter to seniors informing King's teachings zation which several band mem­ them of upcoming events for Calendar of Events seniors bers belong to, said she was disap­ suggestion. On Wednesday, Feb. 5, Roche pointed with the veto. "These are people that the stu­ January 20-25, 1997 will give the State of the From KING • Page 1 "The members of the band give dents, faculty and staff are familiar University address at the Senate a great deal of their time and them­ with in the Miami community," meeting. Monday, January 20,1997 selves to be in the band and it's Services, the Latin American Clark said. unfortunate that they aren't appre Student Association, Multicultural The week's events will end NATIONAL HOLIDAY Programming Committee, MSA, Saturday, with the UM Student Orientation, Commuter Student Leadership Summit during the day UM will be closed in honor of the National national & world news Affairs and Leadership Programs, and a Martin Luther King, Jr. Student Activities, the United Black Birthday Celebration at the observance of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. LJ Students and the Volunteer Services Ralhskeller thai night from 10 p.m. Tuesday, January 21,1997 Center. ISRAELI TROOPS TO LEAVE counsel James Cole has indicated to 2 a.m. "All these sponsors have either Clark said the Leadership Summit, OPENING CEREMONIES HEBRON that his role in the upcoming hear­ ings could be limited. The deadline contributed time or money to put which runs from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. will 12 noon, The Rock The Israeli Cabinet approved a to complete the ethics probe on the together the calendar of events," coincide with the King celebrations peace agreement late Wednesday speaker is Jan. 21, and after Ethics Clark said because King was a powerful leader. Guest Speaker: Dr. Dorothy Fields, Founder and night that would remove Israeli Committee Chairwoman Nancy Martin "If Martin Luther King was alive Archivist, The Black Archives History and troops from Hebron, the last West Johnson called off five days of Luther King, today he'd encourage students to Bank city still under Israeli occu­ public hearings scheduled for this Jr Week will develop leadership skills," Clark Research Foundation pation. The U.S.-brokered deal week, she gave Cole until begin with said. also passed easily in the Thursday to complete his report. opening cere­ Clark said of all the week's events, RECOGNITION DINNER Palestinian Cabinet earlier Cole has intimated that he will be al o n i e s he hopes the Opening Ceremonies 4:30 p.m.-8:30 p.m., Hecht/Stanford and Wednesday night. The agreement unable to prepare the thorough Tuesday at and the Candlelight Vigil will be the would redeploy Israeli troops now presentation of the speaker's case­ noon at the most attended. Mahoney/Pearson Dining Halls stationed in the West Bank in three in such a short time—a prospect Rock. Al press time, Clark said no plans Wednesday, January 22,1997 phases. The lasl phase would be disappointing to Democrats. The cere­ CLARK had been made to change locations completed no laler than 1998. In other Gingrich-probe devel­ monies will feature an appearance because of weather conditions. MOVIE PRESENTATION Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin opments, Ethics Committee mem­ by keynote speaker Dorothy Fields, Clark said King is a positive role King, Montgomery to Memphis Netanyahu was roundly criticized ber David Hobson (R-Ohio) has the founder and archivist of the model for every American. by Israeli hard-liners, who accused recused himself from the case. The Black Archives History and "King has had an impact on a lot 6:00 p.m.. University Center International him of betraying the conservative move comes one day after Research Foundation in Miami. of people across the country and the cause. Science Minister Benny Committee member Jim Tuesday's events will also include world," Clark said. "[King] is con­ Lounge Begin resigned as a protest lo the McDermott (D-Wash.) also a recognition dinner from 4:30 lo sidered a world leader. People from Thursday, January 23,1997 vote. Begin, son of late Israeli recused himself; one of his key 8:30 p.m. al both Mahoney/Pearson different countries speak of him and Prime Minister Menachem Begin, demands was thai • Republican and Stanford/Hecht dining halls. the impact he's had in society." MLK CANDLELIGHT VIGIL said that Netanyahu has "commit­ also step down to balance out what Clark said DAKA has been very Clark said he hopes the events ted himself to give away portions would have been a Republican par­ helpful in organizing the dinner to attract a diverse seleclion of Ihe slu 7:00 p.m., The Rock of the Jewish homeland," while tisan advantage on the Committee. recognize King's achievement. dent body. receiving "zero" from Palestinian Al 4-4, the Committee is now back On Wednesday, MSA and other "Dr. King was for all people, even Guest Speaker: Bishop Victor Curry, New Birth Authority President Yasser Arafat to ils traditional balance sponsors will show the movie King, though he happened to be African- Baptist Church The agreement now moves io McDermott had recused himself Montgomery lo Memphis, aboul the American," Clark said "It's nnpor Saturday, January 25,1997 the Israeli Knesset, or parliament, alter it was discovered thai he had Civil Rights Movement, at 6 p.m. in tant that we recognize King not |usi where it will be considered accepted a taped cellular phone the University Center International as a black leader but a leader lhat has Thursday, ll is expected to pass conversation involving Gingrich Lounge. had an impact on everyone." UM LEADERSHIP SUMMIT easily. and olher top Republicans—a con­ Thursday nighi a Candlelight Vigil Clark encouraged all students in 9:00 a.m.-5:00 p.m., University Center versation that may have been at 7 p.m. at the Rock will feature gel involved in the Martin Luther GINGRICH BATTLE RAGES ON recorded illegally by a Florida guesl speaker Bishop Victor Curry, King, Jr. Week's celebrations. MLK BIRTHDAY PARTY couple with a police issue scanner. pastor of the New Birth Baptist "This celebration is aboui stu With the battle over House < ompiled by Shane Weaver Church in Miami. dents I think it's important for stu 10:00 p.m.-2:00 a.m., The Rathskeller Speaker Newt Gingrich's ethics Copy Edilor Clark said both Curry and Fields dents lo be involved," Clark said violations heating up, independent were chosen by siudent and faculty FRIDAY, JANUARY 17,1997 • THE Hi IHI Hi KKK IVE * PAGE 3

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sports briefs Men's basketball team takes lead in Big East 7 MEN'S BASKETBALL TEAM ADDS A PLAYER bounds, bul the referee said that no • Georgetown • Canes snatch one touched the ball. The ball was Jermaine Walker, who led awarded to Providence with five sec­ next on list for Broward County in scoring last second straight onds left. year and is the all-time leading On the inbound pass, Derrick men' team scorer at Pompano Ely High Big East victory Brown scored and was fouled, tying School, joined the Hurricanes the score at 69. But Brown missed By JONATHAN SANTUCCI )«n. 7. By JONATHAN SANTUCCI the free throw. Miami got the Hurricane Sports Writer Walker earned third-team Hurricane Sports Writer rebound and Norris was fouled. Sweet victory is still fresh on the Parade magazine All- The Miami Hurricanes men's bas­ Norris made both free throws, giving University of Miami men's basket­ American honors as a senior at ketball team squeaked by the the Canes the win. ball team's mind as they attempt to Pompano Ely for averaging Providence Friars with a score of 71- Hurricanes coach Leonard win their third straight game of the jJ5.5 points and 12.9 69 Wednesday night at the Miami Hamilton said, "Kevin stepped up season. They will be taking on the rebounds. Walker is a 67" for­ Arena. again and pulled the game out for Georgetown Hoyas Saturday. 7 ward who scored 2,500 points The victory over the Friars was us." p.m., at the Miami Arena. The during his career. the Canes' second straight Big East "I'm pleased we were able to pull Canes won their previous meeting and ties them with Pittsburgh for the game out in the end," he added. at Georgetown by a score of 69-67 MIAMI FOOTBAU LOSES first place in the Big East 7. Hamilton, however, wasn't on Jan. 4th. THREE PLAYERS TO THE NFL With 37 seconds remaining in the pleased that the Canes almost lost Georgetown (10-5, 3-4) made it DRAFT EARLY game. Miami guard Kevin Norris hit the game after leading by 12 points. to the regional finals in the NCAA two free throws to give tlie Canes a "This is probably the most stress­ tournament last season, but lost lunioi wide receiver Yatil comfortable eight-point lead. ful game we've had in a long time." many key players in the offseason. Green, junior defensive end On the Friars next possession said Hamilton. "We made one bad Head coach John Thompson said, Kenard Lang and junior strong guard Jamel Thomas hit a three- mistake after another down the "Our returning players will all have safety Tremain Mack point shot to pull the team within stretch." to step up with the departure of announced that ihey will forgo five, 67-62. The Canes were led by Tim James Allen [Iverson], Jerome [Williams] their senior years to enter this The Canes missed a free-throw and Alex Fraser who had 17 and 15 and Othclla [Harrington]." year's NFL draft. with 27 seconds left and when points, respectively. Clifton Clark The Hoyas lost their last game, to Mack was named the Big Providence got the ball back had a double-double with 16 points Boston College, by a score of 81- East Special Teams Player of Thomas hit another three-pointer to and 10 rebounds. Norris hit six free 74. The team this year is led by the Year and was selected to cut the lead to two. Norris made two throws in the final minute. Thomas sophomore guard Victor Page. Last the All-Big East first team as a more tree throws to give the Canes a had 27 points for Providence, season Page averaged 12.5 points kick returner and to the second four-point lead, but F>rovidence Shammgod had 11 points and seven per game and won Most team as a strong safety. guard God Shamtngod drove the dis­ assists Outstanding player in the Big East Green led the Hurricanes in tance of the court to cut the lead The win gave the Canes a 4-3 Tournament. This season Page has receptions and receiving yards. back tn two points. record in the Big East and a 10-5 led the team in scoring 13 times, Green ends his career at When the Canes attempted to record overall. The Canes' next including a season-high 30 points Miami with 84 receptions for inbound the bull there was a contro­ game is at home tomorrow at 7 p.m. SUNti WOODS / Hurricane Photographer against the Canes. 1.474 yards and 10 touch­ versial call. On the pass, it appeared against Georgetown. GET OUTTA HERE: Miami's Tim lames (40) blocks Providence for­ The Hoyas also get strong play downs. that Thomas knocked the ball out of ward Austin Croshere's shot. James had two blocks in the game. out of Ya-Ya Dia, Boubacar Aw and Lang and Green were also lid Sheffey. Dia, a senior, rebounus selected to the All-Big East sec­ the ball well and had a season-high ond team. NCAA approves new athlete work policies of 17 against the Canes. Thompson said, "We will have our work cut out SPRING INTRAMURAL AND Miami's athletic director, before the new measure for us but I am looking forward to SPECIAL EVENTS SET TO • Freshmen eligibility rules was approved, student-athletes on full scholar­ OTHER PROPOSITIONS PASSED the challenge." BEGIN revised; athletes given more ships were not allowed to work during the regu­ Miami (10-5, 4-3) won their last lar academic year. •Proposition 16, the freshmen eligibility rules, game by a score of 71-69 against Entries for basketball, inner was altered with a proposal which passed Partial scholarship student-athletes could Providence and are tied for first tube water polo, wallyball, freedom to participate in (173-145) that will allow students who do not work, but were only allowed to earn an amount place in the Big East 7 division. icquetball singles and fennis fully qualify as freshmen to get back a fourth equal to the cost of • scholarship. All student-ath­ Before Wednesday's game, Miami oubles are due Wednesday, media activities year of eligibility if they have earned a degree. J letes were allowed to work dunng the summer went on a four-game road trip, fin­ |nn 22. Except for inner tube •The NCAA ended the one-school-one-vote ishing with a 2-2 record. w iter polo, which begins )an By MICHELLE YEE , and winter breaks procedure in Division I making the 91 sl con­ The Canes defeated both 2b, play lor these sports start Sports Fditor The NCAA's measure will take, into account vention Ihe lasl of its kind. Georgetown and Villanova. while Ian. 27. the full cost of attendance at the Division I A landmark vote at the 91st NCAA Convention •A provision, known as the "Darnell Autry losing to Pittsburgh and Boston Soccer entries are due in Nashville. Tenn., will allow athletes attending schools instead of lhe cost ol a full scholarship. Rule" for the Northwestern running hack, The full cost of attendance not only includes College. The victory over Villanova Friday, Ian. 24 and play begins Division 1 schools to hold part-time jobs and earn passed that will give athletes more freedom to was historic for UM basketball, as if on the following day. additional money that is provided in their schol­ tuition, room, board, books and other fees, which participate in media activities. is included in a full scholarship, but other expens­ was the first time the Canes had Those interested t an sign up arships. •A proposal was defeated that would have ever defeated a ranked opponent on in the Wellness antl Rei rc.ition The new measure was passed by a narrow mar­ es, such as the cost of traveling. increased the number of men's basketball "The NCAA set the ceiling at the full cost of the road (Villanova was ranked office in the George A. gin of 169-1 SO alter more than an hour of debate. scholarships to 14, the main concern being the eighth going into the game). Smathers Student Wellness Although the measure allows athletes to work attendance rather than full scholarships. All ath­ cost. Men will stay at 13 while the women With the season half over, the Center. For more information pert-time during the academic year, a significant letes can gel part-time jobs," said Dee. "Probably have 15. team is led in scoring by sophomore call 284-3253. provision says that lhe athletes can only eam lhe $ I .(MM) to $2,000 can be earned per year per stu­ dent-athlete |at Miami|." •The delegates voted to change the procedure Tim James with 16.4 points per difference between the value of iheir scholarship for basketball players considering leaving The NCAA measure is eflcctive Aug. 1. 1997. game and senior Clifton Clark with and lhe full cost of attending that school. school early for the National Basketball Senior football player Tony Coley attended the 13.1. James also leads the team with Division l-A schools defeated the vote among Association. The new rule will not allow the this week's sports convention in Nashville and is a member of the 7.5 rebounds while junior guard themselves, but were overridden by Divisions I- athletes to go back to school if they are actual­ Student-Athlete Advisor) Committee which Kevin Norris is third in the nation in AA and I-AAA. ly taken in the draft. Under the old rule, play­ FRIDAY • JANUARY 17 strongly supported the measure. Coley is one of free-throw shooting. A concern the convention delegates had was ers could be drafted by a team and then return the 12 representatives from Division 1 schools Looking forward to the game Baseball @ Hawaii Invitational the potential for abuse of the measure. Some pro­ tr r school if they did not like their position. that forms the 28 member committee. against Georgetown, Hurricane Honolulu, Hawaii ponents said lhat it will prevent under-the-table •The NBA also agreed to create an advisory "The University of Miami supports il," Dec coach Leonard Hamilton said, "I W Tennis vs. Florida Atlantic payments while others question whether it will committee that will give college players accu­ said. think Georgetown will play hard- 3 p.m., Schiff Center lead to paying players. rate information on their draft status. nosed, tough basketball. It will be a According to Paul Dee, the University of rock-'em, sock-'em game." SATURDAY • JANUARY 18 Baseball 6 Hawaii Invitational Wellness Center hosts College life lost to professional sports Honolulu, Hawaii in an era when many athletes fail to M Basketball vs. Georgetown which may have been heavily graduate from college. 7 p.m., Miami Arena basketball tournament recruited and incur the financial Over the lasl decade or so, big losses arising from continued poor By COREY SCHWARTZ leainsi. Each half-court game con­ W Indoor Track ® Kentucky name collegiate athletes have seasonal performances. sists of two teams of three players Invitational Assistant Sports Editor bypassed their final year of eligibil­ each, as well a maximum of one If anyone must receive the blame, Lexington, Ky. The Schick Super Hoops 3-on-3 ity for consideration in the various it should be the fans. intramural basketball tournament substitute. Playing time consists ot professional drafts. In order to quench our insatiable will begin its second season at the two halves of eight minutes running Crew @ Miami Beach In pursuing high profile, big appetite for more spectacular athlet­ University of Miami on Sunday. clock, with a two-minute overtime Invitational (vs. MIT) money contracts, these "kids" are ic performances, we are willing to January 19. at 12 p.m. in the George period (if necessary). ARMANDO P. BONICHE All day, Miami Beach, Fla. passing up the opportunity of a life­ dish out the money which powers A. Smathers Wellness Center. "The tournament is a good way of time by not completing tfieir col­ this multi-million dollar industry. In promoting ihe men's Hurricane bas­ rlando Pace and Danny SUNDAY! JANUARY 19 This Ultimate basketball tourna­ lege education. simple supply and demand terms, ketball team since they are having a Wuerffel. On the football ment is back nationwide for its thir­ Deion Sanders' remarks to a when the demand is present the Baseball @ Hawaii Invitational very successful season." said field, both these players teenth season. More than 200,000 O reporter several years ago captures supply will grow. Honolulu, Hawaii Stodghill. demonstrate the competitive drive participants on teams from 600 the problem underlying many ath­ Winning teams in the men's and which make them excel in their Furthermore, as fans, we tend to W Basketball vs. Seton Hall schools will be shooting their way to letes participating in "big money" women's divisions will go on to respective positions bestow upon many of these athletes 2 p.m., Knight Sports advance to one of 16 regional cham­ sports such as football and basket­ play in the Citrus Regional Ott the field, these individuals a heroic importance. Weighing this Complex pionships and compete for exciting ball. When asked whether he want­ Championship at the University of stand out for their upright charac­ easily-attained fame against the prizes. ed to be in college, Sanders said M Soccer Club vs. Caribbean Central Florida in Orlando, Fla., on ters and unassuming ways of life. hard work needed to achieve an The event, sponsored by Schick, "No, but I have to be." Kickers March 1, 1997. Despite lhe.se similarities in char­ education, it is not hard lo see why TBS/TNT, Nestles Baby Ruth and College athletic arenas have many athletes opt for the highway 3:30 p.m., IM Field In addition to the tournament, acter, one difference does sel these Microsoft, runs from November become proving grounds on which to superstardom. there will also be special events Iwo individuals apart; a college 1996 through March 1997, and will athletes demonstrate their abilities WEDNESDAY • JANUARY 22 sponsored by Baby Ruth called degree. Until this form of entertainment be held throughout the Southeast to onlooking professional scouts. M Basketball vs. Connecticut this month. Turbo Hoops and Turbo Dribble. When asked why he had decided is reformed or loses some of its Instead of playing for school pride, glamour, college athletes will con­ 7:30 p.m., Miami Arena In its first year at UM, a total of These events, similar to hoi shot to forego his senior year and enter many athletes only perform to tinue to be lured away from the ten men's and women's teams com­ conlests, will be available lo those the draft. Orlando Pace told W Basketball @ West Virginia secure future draft or contract benefits of a college education and peted in the tournament. people not involved in the tourna­ reporters "1 have done everything I 7 p.m., Morgantown, W. ya. can in college." Obviously, earning prospects to a short career of quick money "I hope to make it bigger this ment action a degree does not laclor into Pace s Can colleges be held responsible and short-lived fame. year. We have lots of prizes to give Participants for the tournament FRIDAY! JANUARY 24 college expenence. lor this growing trend? And until this tragedy can be away," said Cecil Stodghill, assis­ must register al the Wellness Center Of course nol. remedied, the integrity of collegiate W Tennis @ Southern tant director of intramurals and spe­ Recreation desk by 5 p.m. today. Wuerffel, on the other hand, has These athletes decide on their athletics will remain in question as California, Los Angeles cial events, "It's also a good break The entry fee is $ 10 per team. laken full advantage of his time in own to leave college and begin pro­ it fails to carry out its stated goal: Irom the long weekend." For more information, contact the college and will graduate this May with academic honors. Recognized fessional athletic careers elsewhere. education. Swimming @ American All undergraduate and graduate Recreation Department at 284-3253 nine and time again tor his academ­ On the other hand, the individual University students are eligible to compete or go online at www.schick.com for ic achievements. WucrffcTs success colleges suller because ihey must Armando P. Boniche is a senior 4 p.m., Washington, D.C. (except members of college varsity the latest Super Hoops information has been a refieshing achievement continually replace lost talent majoring in geography. and/or intercollegiate basketball W Indoor Track @ USAir Invitational All day, Johnson City, Tenn. Join the Miami Hurricane Sports team! M - Men; W - Women Writers, columnists and reporters currently sought to cover Hurricane sports. Stay tuned to next week's Drop by UC 221 and fill out an application today! Hurricane for a preview of the baseball season. Go Canes. 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LOWE REOPENS COLLECTION By RUBEN ROSARIO that these films have gotten, this fixation with The Lowe Art Museum's Film Critic UFOs and death rays has more to do with winter exhibition will show-, "There's no lime!." hollers meteorologist evenls like the coming of a millennium and, case an array of artists with Bill Harding (Bill Paxton) to wife, and fellow naturally, a new Star Wars trilogy. unique and fascinating visions. tornado chaser Jo (Helen Hunt), near the cli­ How else to explain the resurgence of the Until Sunday, Jan. 26, the max of Twister. disaster film? One ofthe reasons why ID4 and Lowe will be exhibiting "We're running out of time," declares slern- Twister caused such a commotion is lhal they "Twenty-One Golden Years faced Commander Riker (Jonathan Frakes) to not only depicted catastrophes, bul that these with Christo and Jeanne- Commander Troi (Marina Sirtis) in Star Trek: cataclysms left you feeling all warm and Claude: The Tom Golden First Contacl. fuzzy inside when you left the theater (This is Collection.* "Time's up," mutters ex-scientist-turned- just the beginning, folks: 1997 will feature The collection, drawn from cable-lechnician David Levinson (Jeff two volcano-eruption adventures, Dante's the largest assembled variety Goldblum) right before gigantic spaceships Peak and Volcano, as well as the Jurassic Park of Christo's works, is a travel­ obliterate dozens of American cities in sequel. The Lost World.. ing exhibition comprised of 91 Independence Day. The fact that the feel-good spectacle domi­ his projects, consisting of Whal do these films have in common? nated U.S. screens throughout 1996 bodes Christo's best known wrapped Besides effectively exploiting viewers' para­ well for the comeback of yet another genre: pieces, drawings, lithographs, noia with time (or lack thereof), these 1996 the live-action musical. Judging from the photos and collages. releases got short-attention-span minds psy­ opening weekend grosses of Evita. ($8.4 mil­ Also included in Lowe's ched upon first viewing their kinetic, last- lion at approximately 700 screens), il seems winter exhibitions are an paced previews and entered our collective (here's still hope for sung dialogue to strike a assortment of limited edition unconscious once they took the U.S. box chord with today's cynical audiences. How ceramics by Pablo Picasso, office, well, by storm. likely does it seem that we'll be seeing more Photos courtesy of GRAMERCY PICTURES song-and -dance extravaganzas in the near which will run from [Dec.12 to Did these movies live up to the hype? RUNNING SCARED: William H. Macy plays Minneapolis car salesman Jerry future? Very. Woody Allen's first foray into Jan. 26. That's beside the point. In the past 12 months, Lundegaard, a man involved in a kidnapping plot gone sour in the thriller Fargo. the genre. Everyone Says I Love You, featuring The assortment spans almost the filtngoing public witnessed the triumph of Drew Barrymore, Goldie Hawn and (yikes!) 30 years, reflecting the artist's marketing over quality. It was the year of the Allen himself belting out show tunes, opens genius through plates, vessels aggressive ad campaign, in which the mere female acting categories. drama happened in real life, as chronicled in today. and other type pottery from the sight of a Jeep wheel crashing through a car's Talented thespians who never had the Joe Berlingcr and Bruce Sinofsky's disturbing museum's private collection. windshield guaranteed sold-out shows at the Speaking of Allen, the bizarre and grotesque chance to do Shakespeare joined more sea­ documentary of the trials of three teenagers The museum is open on multiplexes and stellar business for the dollar became fashionable again in 1996. Millions soned performers in attempting to master the accused of the brutal rape anil murder of three Tuesday. Wednesday, Friday theaters. flocked to see Eddie Murphy, covered in latex iambic pentameter. The releases of Baz eight-year-old boys in West Memphis, Luhrmann's flashy (and vastly underrated) Arkansas. and Saturday from 10 a.m. to 5 "Don't pester me with well-struciured plots makeup.* play an overweight science teacher William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet, Al p.m., on Thursday from noon and memorable characters," moviegoers and his gas-siricken family in The Nutty 4. The People vs. Larry Flynt: Who would Pacino's likably scruffy documentary Looking to 7 p.m. and on Sunday from demanded, "just give me more action." And Professor. MTV's gruesome twosome (huh- have thought that the life of Hustler maga­ for Richard. Trevor Nunn's more conventional noon to 5 p.m. Prices: $5 gen­ the studios complied, by either placing over- huh-huh) try to "do" a con artist, voiced by an zine's founder, who came to South Florida this eral admission, $3 students Twelfth Night and Kenneth Branagh's upcom­ week to promote his autobiography, would and free tor itudenti with UM ing four-hour Hamlet had the 16th century make compelling movie material? But that's ID. playwright replacing Jane Austen as exactly what screenwriters Scott Alexamlcr • Don't forget to attend the Hollywood's hottest literary commodity. and Larry Karaszewski (Ed Wnotl) thai to Bi'.uix Arts Festival this It is very telling that only two Hollywood accomplish. As seen through lhe coolly Saturday and Sunday on the productions made the following top ten list. detached yet compassionate lens of Czech grounds surrounding the What do these films have in common? At least director Milos Forman (Amadeus), Flynt is Lowe. Please refer to page 2 the talented filmmakers who made them took portrayed as a shameless nomographer who for more information. the time to tell an arresting story (factual or nevertheless stood up for free speech when he fictional), explore the lives of some very went all the way to the Supreme Court to engaging individuals and leave us reflecting defend the First Amendment Solemn? Yes, on the compelling issues they raised, rather bul the film's real coup is lhat it's just as much movie dock than wondering how a cow can moo while it is about the strange and beautiful relationship being whisked away by an F-3 cyclone. between Flynt (Woody Harrelson, never bet­ BILL COSFORD CINEMA 10. The Celluloid Closet: Gays and lesbians ter) and his fourth wife, bisexual dancer Hotbw: 284-4861 have been present since the dawn of motion Althea Leasure. (A galvanizing Courtney Fri.-Sun. pictures. We just weren't looking hard Love proves to act better than she sings.) Boyfriends 8:00 p.m. enough. Combining interviews with big name 3. Big Night: In a euphoric marriage of Freeway 9:30 p.m. stars like Tom Hanks and Whoopi Goldberg, Italian cuisine and family ties, directors with openly gay performers like Harvey Stanley Tucci and Campbell Scott tell the bit­ Fierstein, documentarians Robert Epstein and tersweet story of the Pilaggi brothers (Tucci what lo do Jeffrey Friedman piece together a fascinating and a terrific Tony Shalhoub). Italian immi­ —not to mention empowering—account of grants who own a small bistro on the New the evolution of homosexual icons on film. • Don't miss the first Happy Jersey coastline during the fifties, with under­ The highlight: screenwriter Gore Vidal reveal­ Hour of 1997 at the stated grace. What they have accomplished ing how he came up with the real motivation Rathskeller. Join your friends here—by portraying gourmet cooking as an Pholo courtesy of RYSHER ENTERTAINMENT for the enmity between Ben-Hur (Charlton Friday, from 4 p.m. to 7 p.m., art form all its own—also doubles as an elo­ Heston) and childhood friend Messala for the widest selection of SCENES FROM AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT: Tony Shalhoub (left) and Stanley Tucci play quent commentary about the current state of (Stephen Boyd). domestic and imported brews Italian immigrants searching for the American dream in Big Night. American cinema. in Miami! 9. Jerry Maguire: "Show me the money!" 2. Trainspotting: Like the drug at its core, • Leigh Howard Stevens is paid stars in vehicles ill-suited for their per- unbilled Demi Moore, in Beavis and Butt­ No, that's not another shameless studio exec watching this Scottish import makes you feel one of the freshest solo marim- sonas (Jim Carrey, arc you listening?) or keep­ head Do America; and (hold on to your barf begging for your buck. It's the mantra that Say like...watching it some more. Narrating the bists in contemporary solo and ing their budget down by hiring lesser-known bags), Sean Connery playing a criminal with a Anything director Cameron Crowe uses as a lives of several young punks up to their necks chamber music today. (read: cheaper) performers and investing more horrendous long silver wig in Michael Bay's comic effect in this exuberant portrait of a in excrement—real and otherwise—the film is Stevens, who was hailed by capital on publicity (James Cameron, we have The Crock...oops, excuse me. The Rock. sports agent who wins back his soul. Fawn- by turns howlingly funny, devastating, hallu­ Time magazine as "the world's a problem). The testosterone reached a most unwelcome eyed co-star Renee Zellwegger, as the accoun­ cinogenic and realistic, easy to take, and hard­ tant who helps our protagonist leam to care greatest classical marimbist," But while the promotion for blockbusters all-time high during one of the sorriest sum­ hitting. Unlike so many drug movies, this again, is a real find. is being embraced by his peers like Independence Day (or its audience-friend • mers in recent years, but curiously, 1996 was one's not afraid to show the pleasures of hero­ and music fans worldwide. ly acronym, ID4) was crucial to their success, also a strong year for women at the movies. 8. 77i

Year Loud, Pro Ironic

By ZACH RALSTON Now with 1997 upon us, we look Music Critic forward to releases from U2, Live, The more, the merrier. Usually. But Liz Phair, Pavement and maybi in 1996, the music industry seemed even Alanis will try recording agair to stuff its stockings with so many instead of shameless promotion. new artists that the old ones were But most of all, by the rule of one-hit pushed back into the attic, while the wonders, we can expect the unex­ naughty and nice young ones shared pected, as tomorrow's No Doubt will the joy of money, fame and record no doubt become yesterday's Gin sales. This year was a time of giving: Blossoms. giving up, that is, as the trends in 1996 music reflected the marketing, the sucking dry of acts that worked, and the quick dismissal of acts that failed to prove strong in a Darwinian year of every musician for them­ selves. Let's look at the year's biggest trends and the best and

worst music that 1996 had to offer. LEAVING LAS VEGAS: 2Pai 'i Makaveli album Photo courtesy of SONY MUSIC charged to the top of GIFTED PERFORMANCES OR DERIVATIVE EGOMANIACS? (left to right) the charts in 1996. Alan White, Paul McGuigan, Liam Gallagher, Noel Gallagher and Paul Arthurs of Oasis attack U.S. pop charts and teeny-boppers' minds. 1996 luil its share of terrible music, claim to be. substituting humor-free 1996. some of their music could use some tained so many numbingly dull, feel-good The last word of bad taste in dance but I'm only going to pick on the big •creaming for competence and songwrit­ work. syrup ballads that Barbara Streisand music belongs to Quad City DJs, whose bos*,. Manlyn Malison's guerrilla-metal ing talent. 311 (whose toilet single I've had enough of Alanis. and while I looked like Courtney Love in comparison. enormously overplayed "C'Mon N' Ride shouting made- Trent Re/nor sound like "Down" still gives me headaches). Rage applaud her ambition and sincerity, her And let's nol lorget the disappointing It" caused every street corner and retail Donovan. South Florida's favorite shivck Against the Machine and Stabbing vocal style is irritating and her sugary, Sheryl Crow, whose Wal-Mart defying market from Kendall to Opa-Locka to value Anti-Christ spewed messages ol Westward joined the ranks of the angry bubble-gum melodies last as long as Juicy second release bombed, w ith the help of a echo the "Whoo-whoo!" shouts. This song hatred anil nihilism that were more like and the clueless Fruit. The year also gave us Celine Dion, video that made her look like a zoo ani­ actually gave me fond memories of Tag Hove aril Stem than the Nietzsche they As happy as 1 am for the women of whose Falling Into You con­ mal. Team.

I. REM. - New Sandwich. Not for all THE TRENDS Adventures In Hi- THE BEST tast:-s, but Jack Dangers' Fi. The Athens, techno beats are at their Just as the year in bands with staying v Ga„ foursome clearest and funniest on lovies offered more power, as most ol strikes again, with one of their most inspired, this double-CD set. Cuts like "Long Periods real female roles than usual, the year in music was the years best music came from the indies. Bands like Sebadoh. evening and broad works in years While Ihe of Time'' and Assassinator" make it impos­ Ned with an unavoidable feminine voice. Por I996's Archers ol l.o.il. last River Pipe, singles have turned oil the mainstream audi­ sible to stay seated when you're listening. umber one act, the Canadian was bakin'. Alanis Idaho and Butterglory satisfied a ence and been silenced by radio. REM. has Play it loud lonsseltc's Jagged l-iitlc Pill, a 199.S release, continued grow ing number of fans who now pre successfully created music lhat defies cate­ 5. Nirvana - From the Muddy Banks ofthe nowballing to saturation city. The best-selling female fer labels like Merge and Teenheat gorization and improves with every listen. Wishkali . When one of the best albums of 1 music history rose to the top with a flood ol singles (ietfen and Wamer. 2. Sebadoh - Harmacv Lou Barlow has the year comes from I band w hose singer has nd MTV-friendly videos, somehow turning Debbie I very year has a dance craze and llW6 had been reborn. After some spotty and con­ been dead for two years, you know it's good. iibson-pop into fiery crooning. Bul other women found Lalin Achy-Breaky called The Macarcna" from fusing Sebadoh albums, he formed This live collection of grunge songs from Folk Implosion and jolted the Kids Bleach to In I 'tero captures the energetic oom to shine, including Gwen Stelani's ska-punk pop I os Del Rio II you re into getting drunk and fol­ soundtrack into heavy airplay. With fury of Cobain's live performance, and and No Doubt, and a Hood of young hopefuls like lowing orders, this was probabl) your occupa­ that under his belt, he went back lo reminds us of the talent we have lost. ;iona Apple. Jewel, Toni Braxton and Tracy Bonham. tion every weekend. But let's be happy that such an embarrassing square dance is gone, Sebadoh and churned out one of the years IVrhaps the most exciting trend of 1996 was The most lovable and vibrant records Harmacy is Notable Mentions: 'oming of the Redcoats The IK matte scene thrived in and 1997 might offer us something else lo all ovei the map. but every direction works Luscious Jackson entertained once again ie USA on the success of glam-rockcrs Oasis and the hip do when the designated driver is covering 3. Beck - Oilehiv' The young slacker is with Fever In. Fever Out. Soundgarden was lovie Trainspotting. Established but unknown-to-the- his ears. back at it. and he improves on 199.v delight­ Hawed but sometimes great with Down on i'ates bands like Pulp, Blur, Supergrass and Elastica Finally, the trend in hip-hop was a s promising sign New aiiists The Fugees re­ ful Mellow Gold with more layers, more the Upside, Versus' poppy Secret Swingers howed their pop prowess, and the techno side of Britain sampling and finer-tuned lyrics. Beck spans and The Wedding Presents Saturnalia nleashed with Orbital, Massive Attack, I'ndcrworld. invented hip-hop. saving the genre from the S 1 the range ol rap, folk, blues, punk, country topped the indies while Counting Crows' Meat Beat Manifesto and a Prodigy single 'Piiestancr' ahv ss of gangsta rap which sunk the art form in \ Ihe last live ye.us Ihe death ol Tupac Shakur, and disco, melding a wall of noise into a gar­ sophomore LP Recovering the Satellites was tiat flew from obscure rave clubs to MTV's Itu// Bin. den of sounds. Highly recommended for worth the wait. 1996 also gave us us usual share ol big-name, big-label along with a year's worth ol lazy sampling and shallow lyrics, seemed to signify the end. Hip- music lovers. telease*. but their pcilonnance on the charts and with 4. Meat Beat Manifesto - Subliminal audiences suffered from the im ailing independent scene hop, which enjoyed a phenomenal heyday in the Pearl Jain's, tangential No ( ode disappointed, and Princes late 80s wnh Public Enemy, Ice I. Fric B. & (or whatever you wanna call him) ( disc liiuiiu ipaium Rakim and De la Soul, looks like n could be resur- ivan downright awful. Good music from REM and u'cteil wilh the creative originality and satisfying Counting Cious also sold modestly, ai well as grass-roots covers from The fugees. as well as Ihe continuing Watch for next week's fock like the new efforts Irom Hootie and Dave Matthews. success of Tribe Called Quest Smashing Pumpkins and Bush seemed to be the only big Photo courtesy ol TRAUMA / INTERSCOPE Jorge's Amazing Facts "DOUBT"-FUL: Gwen Stetani. lead singer of No Doubt slnki-s a pose with apple, in hand. The festivities continue on Friday i WHAT WOULD YOU SAY? Tiiniiwii III IIIIII i\i: Which of your five senses would FRIDAY, JANUARY 17,1997 you least like to lose and why? OPINION Respond online at: www.miami.humcane.edu student speak up

_ nhot H youe ideo of hooking u Reporting pressing matters 0 1 p '• E Journalistic ethic reborn through honor and integrity Vou moy obo ,i•.. oor respon dents answers by visiting the Humane Online at this oddress: earn a living, receive an education, Nor« r\ 0-3- W>i V,5 vrww.miomi.hufritone. mlomi.edu/ etc. Not only must we rely on the 0 • press, bul we also should be able to •bVioti uiVvtTv coe. ayv*. XKVCJA expect quality. Why has there been a decrease in genuine, quality news? One possible explanation is the rapid increase in the number of spe­ MAXIMILIAN DUKE cialty news-magazine programs. There is nothing wrong with these aking time from my busy TV- programs in particular. Finding a watching/nacho-eating sched­ human spin on the news is what Tule, I happened to pick up a these shows do and they do it well. newspaper. Aside from the sudden However, the exponential growth shock of "reality," I was surprised at of these shows, and there seemingly what I read. Apparently, some guy authentic news program format and was caught being unethical on audio design, create an incredible confu­ tape while supposedly wearing sion between what's real and what is shoes he doesn't own, and all this merely clever theory. while waiting for an Arkansas state By all means these programs have Having trooper to bring him the governor a welcomed place, but it should be relations. for sexual purposes. Wait a minute, kept within reason and needs to be maybe I have that backwards. confined to these shows. The "gen­ Truthfully, 1 can't tell. It sounds uine" press cannot take a cue from right. the popularity of these shows in I also read about progress made in hopes of increasing their ratings. the Middle Jiast toward peace, the The press is a genuine journalistic election outcome in Belgrade. vehicle, not some money-Zratings- Yugoslavia, and the noble actions of hungry corporate monster. a youngster in Overtown. Now, I'm However, these programs play a SHAWN MCRAE • SOPH. sure 1 have these stones straight. I'm small role in the overall problem. positive because these are the issues They can't be blamed for someone thiit held my attention. These stories else's faults. The "someone else" in are what reallv matters. this case is the press itself and their With each day lhat passes it seems reporting. The pure journalistic ethic the president will do to affect my The press does not have a respon­ Politically Incorrect, there is a paint. that our nation becomes more seems to be replaced by a scandal- living. The office, and its execution, sibility to report guilt and innocence Given the recent state of the press, She < ahh- obsessed with the trivialities of life. cniy lust. concerns me. not the life of the man equally. However, when the actions I'd say that both honor and integrity es the bait The press has been sacrificing in it. ot the press border on accusation have been diminishing rapidly. ;The and I reel We ve come lo tare so much for the nonsensical, sensational garbage time for true news in order to blow Although this particular case and finger-pointing, and can poten­ impression is that the press no her in. that the real concerns of life are the ltd off some major scandal. serves as a good example, it only tially ruin a career, there is a certain longer takes pride in their wort If quickly boxed up and thrown in the Every week there seems to be a new touches the ratface. A recent event moral duty to make amends. Irvin is they still showed respect for^he back of the closet. "-gate" story (i.e. the current "tape- highlights the major problem with right in his request, but he probably craft, they wouldn't go again* its Still, if you throw a dog a bone, he gate" scandal centering around the direction the press has gone will not see it fulfilled. basic creed. will eat it. With apologies for liken­ Newt Gingrich). Is this problem recently. About two weeks ago a Herein lies the real problem. Il's The press needs to get back, on ing us to slobbering animals, the about paranoia, self-glorification or couple of Dallas Cowboys football not about loyalty; the press must be track with what is important, iake metaphor highlights the true root of wishful thinking' players were accused of sexual objective. pride in their work and learn ence JAY OMOBONO • SNR. the frivolous obsession problem: Who knows and who cares. assault, but were later exonerated of It's not about being nice; the press more to be fair and objective. ' the press. Because ue have our own Forget trying to define it or explain, all charges. should have a bit of a bite and ques­ Until then, I'm going back-into lives, we cannot personally watch just stop it. Michael Irvin, one of the two tion every thing. my cocoon to watch talk shows, and the world. So the press, by this I Personally I don't care about accused players, challenged the It's about honor and integrity in hopefully, O.J. won't be a guest mean broadcast, radio anil print what the president does w ith his Iile. press io cover the false charge* ami the profession. Maximilian Duke is a jj/nior Vou hang media, gives us an account on what or whal In* iini befOR hi* . In Innocence wnh the same intensi­ Whil* this column may sound majoring in creative writing. out with this we missed while trying to raise kids. office, I i aie about my life and what ty as ihey ti iei! in crueilv him. more like a jumbled episode of < hkk, then ynu go bac k IN OUR OPINION in your room )ou don't Sexual harassment suit Ihave ten with her, but um To court or not to court hook up.' suggests political gain With the recent accusation every future president, which KIM MltUGAN • SOPH. made toward President Bill could possibly get in the way of Clinton regarding sexual harass­ the executive responsibilities-pf Her legal defense team has been II Jones' suit is allowed to pro­ ment, many questions have been the office. funded almost entirely bv conserva­ ceed il would undoubtedly prove a raised about his position and However, the recent strides tive Inundations and she has been distraction for the President and executive responsibilities. made toward a healthy "zero tol­ repeated!', interviewed and hailed weaken Wm politically. If the Supreme Court rules erance" attitude on sexual "Hooking up by the right-wing press. lln Supreme Court previously that the president should go to harassment could be hurt by means lhal Last week. Jones announced lhat ruled in Nixon v. Fitzgerald that trial, the litigation could get in allowing an accused citizen, the vou meet she h.nl knowledge ot distinguish- presidents occupy a unique position the way of his executive respon­ highest citizen in this case, to go someone and il on the President's gem in soc iet> and are immune from liti­ sibilities. without as much as a trial. He is gation (or criminal acts committed you fool )ANE A. MATTHEW lalia Opponents of this argument a citizen and should not be around with Presumably llus announcement during then terms feel that the line of succession in above the law. Likewise, Paula them anil n Monday, Paula Corbm •DM mai le to bolster public credibil­ Despite this, the Eighth Circuit tins country is stable enough to Jones has the right to have the that s if Jones' team of lawyers ity for her claims, but it also earned Court ol Appeals ruled in Jones' maintain the office during the accused brought to trial if there Oappeared before the Inr .pots on every evening news f.iviri and tailed to extend this president's absence. Also, in the is enough evidence. > Supreme Court arguing thai Ms. program md launched Ihe media immunity for acts committed before case of a severe emergency, a The majority of The JACKIE UPSON • SOPH. Jones should be allowed to press into ii ileepei Itcn/v, lor mlonnalioii the president's election. It opined trial can be postponed until the Hurricane feels that the presi­ lorward with her sexual harassment just belore her Court appearance. that she should not be denied access problem can be resolved. dent should not go to trial during lawsuit against I'rcsident Clinton. ll is unclear vvhv Jones feels il tn the courts and equal protection of More questions arise when his presidency because such liti­ Jones alleges, and reportedly has necessary logoaheail with hei DOW the laws. considering the possible out- gation could disrupt his execu­ passed a lie detector test attesting, Especially since she waited three Should the Supreme Court also COflM of the Supreme Court pro­ tive responsibilities to the coun­ that in 1991 she was brought by an yean the, the supposed encountei rule in her favor, it would leave nol ceedings. Allowing the trial to try. He is a citizen of this coun­ Arkansas State tioo|ier to a Little */ ha,' belore coming forward with her only President Clinton, but also continue dunng the presidency try, though, and is not above the hooked up Rock hotel where she had a private chaiges. every other luture president, vulner­ might open the floodgates for lit­ law. He should go to trial once in awhile *.<> sexual encounter with then- Jones has suggested that witness able to distracting litigation filed by igation to be brought against his term is over. / really don t Governor Clinton. es' memories are hiding and impor­ political enemies. remember Paula Jones' appearance raises tant documents could be lost. Still, il What is really at stake in the what it is" questions about what exactly her has been over (WO seats since Jones Jones' lawsuit is not validity of her irue motives are and whether a sit­ began this lawsuit and it is improba­ allegations, but the executive privi­ We know you're out there! ting president can be sued for pure­ ble to think her legal leam has laded lege to be protected trom politically We know you've got something to say! ly private acts done before he was to make provisions lor collection ol motivated litigation. elected. evidence So why not say it in The Hurricane! Stop by Jane A Matthew is a junior GUILURMO FERNANDEZ • SOPH. The attempts by man) lo use Paula Jones has waited nearly six UC room 221B for an application or call Jones as a damaging tool against the years for her suit to be heard, it is majoring in political science and Maximilian Duke at 284-2016 president have been hard to ignore. hardly a pressing matter anymore. religion. compiled by LENAH TAVENNER

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Reverend Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Week Historical Perspective: Calendar of Events — January 20 - 25, 1997 Martin Luther King, Jr. was born in Atlanta, Georgia on trtional Holiday • Monday • January 20, 1997 racial segregation. This presentation is open to the public. January 15, 1929. His religious upbringing in the King home shaped the destiny of Black Americans, now and |ie Universily of Miami will be closed in honor ofthe National observance of MLK Candle Light Vigiil • Thursday • January 23, 1997 forevermore. He graduated from Morehouse College at the i civil rights leader Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. Guest Speaker: Bishop Victor Curry, Pastor New Birth Baptist Church age of nineteen and entered Crozcr Theological Seminary in pen Ceremonies • Tuesday • January 21, 1997 Location: The Rock Pennsylvania. He graduated at the top of his class and was best Speaker: Dr. Dorothy Fields Time: 7.00 p.m. awarded a Doctoral Fellowship to Boston University. Upon Founder and j\rchivest, The Black Archives History and Research Foundation A candle light vigil will be held to honor the slain Civil Rights Leader. receiving his Doctoral Degree in 1955, Martin Luther King cation: Thr Rock Participats are invited to bring readings to share with the group. went back to the South to pastor the Dexter Avenue Baptist ne: 12 Noon Church in Montgomery, UM Leadership • Saturday • January 25, 1997 Alabama. King founded the cognition Dinner 4:30 p.m. - 8:30 p.m. Location: University Center ecognition dinner prepared in honor ofthe Reverend Martin Luther King, Time: 9:00 a.m. - 500 p.m. Southern Christian Leadership t.will be held in the Hect/Stanford and Mahoney/Pearson Dining Halls. Conference in Atlanta on January ckets can be purchased from DAKA Food Service, (305) 284-2715, if you do The leadership Summit is a one day conference for emerging and advanced 10,1957 to coordinate all civil i live in the residence halls. leaders. Speakers from both on and off campus will address pertient leadership issues to cover the wide spectrum of our student leaders' needs, the sessions will rights activities. On December rie Presentation • Wednesday • January 22,1997 give students an opportunity to develop the leadership skills needed to keep 10, 1964 at the age of 35, he ing, Montgomery to Memphis" Dr. King's dream alive. received the Nobel Peace Prize. (hation: University Center, International Lounge ne: 6:00 p.m. MLK Birthday Party • Saturday • January 25,1997 Martin Luther King was assassi­ Location: Rathskeller nated while protesting the rights : Power ofthe Civil Rights Movements and the passion of its leader are pre- Time: 10:00 p.m. - 2:00 a.m. of 1,200 sanitation workers in ved forever in this gripping documentary that conveys the countries greatest Memphis, Tennessee on April 4, to. News reel footage traces the past ofthe Reverend who became known to Join us in celebrating and honoring the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. : entire world when he assumed leadership of a non-violent protest against 1968. 1929-1968 SPONSORS THEME ribbean, African and Afro-American Studies Department • COISO • Daka • Division of student Affairs • Federation of Cuban Students • International "On the King Holiday, Help, Somebody! lident Services • Latin American Student Association • Multicultural Progamming Committee • Multicultural Student Affairs • Orientation, Commuter Student Affairs and Leadership Program! • Student Activities • United Black Students • Volunteer Services Center Every American Can Make a Difference."

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Offer Valid Through Feb. 9, 1997 Present this coupon when ordering.Any Deluxe Sandwich and you'll get another sandwich of equal or lesser value Free Not valid with any other offer limit one coupon per customer per visit McDonald's c 1997 McDonald's Corporation Printed in the United States ot America 59< Sausage Biscuit (plut tax) * Good only at these Miami locations: U- Sunniland 12647 S. Dixie Hwy - Kings Bay 14401 S. Dixie Hwy (Southeast Corner Shopping Center) U. University 6150 S. Dixie Hwy (Across from South Miami Hospital) U- Coral Gables 1148 S.Dixie Hwy (Across from University of Miami) £.> Dadeland Mall in "Treats" (Food Court Area) Offer Valid Through Feb. 9,1997 Please present coupon when ordering Not valid with any other offer Limit one coupon per customei per visit I McDonald's 6)1997 McDonald's Ccxporalion FC# SPOP 753 Printed in Ihe United Starts ol AmeiK-a The World's Largest Art, Craft And Graphic Discount Center (Sobbing) How will I afford all my art supplies?

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CORDLESS 2600 DRAFTING COMBO LAMPS 14PCLUM0GRAPH SENNELIER ELECTRIC ERASER HEIGHT CHAIRS Features 22w fluores­ PENCIL SET 34 ML OIL PAINTS Rechargeable stand, Height adjustment cent bulb, lOOw incan­ High quality affordable Professional oils 3 refills, and built-in 22.5-32.5 . Available descent bulb, 40" reach. leads with excellent made affordable! in Black, Grey, Navy, NiCad batteries. Available in White, Black. reproduction qualities. List $6.95 and Burgundy List $84.95 List $182.00 List $99 00 List $17.10 PEARL $3.47 PEARL $54.47 Similar savings PEARL $J?4.47 PEARL $54.47 PEARL $fc?.47 on other series! J^.'.llMM.^f LATER THAT DAY... Wow! I've never seen such a great selection and low prices!

t.mvi.ti-iMi ARTIST ACRYLIC 2 oz, tubes in a wide range of colors. Series List PEARL 1 $4.92 %1X1 2 $6.71 $3.BT7 Similar savings on other series! GRUMBACHER MAX OILS ' Save an extra \ 37 ml. tubes. Genuine k#w • i_ artists' oils that clean up with soap & water. 5 or more brushes! Choose from Grumbacher, Series List PEARL Winsor & Newton, 1 $5.75 $3.17 Robert Simmons 2 $7.55 $3.

DCS.GN ; \^ chartpak a*/*FREB ANTONE. A. DESIGN 2 DESIGN 1 CHARTPACK BEROL MARKERS TRIA MARKERS List $2.95 72PC.M/\RKERSET MARKERS Open stock. 144 colors. 1 Open stock, double- List $3.18 PEARL $1.47 Includes stand. Available in 120 1 ended markers. Choose List $212.40 vibrant colors.Various PEARL $1.57 1 from a range of 293 B. DESIGN *Buy 6 Markers and PEARL $104.47 line width capability. colors. Refill inks MARKERS Get One Free Visions 1 available. Mail In Rebate-$20.00 List $2.94 Black Rollerball! List $2.85 List $4.55 A $2.44 Value! PEARL $1.37 FINAL COST $JJ4.47 PEARL $1.17 1 Sale price excludes metallic colors j PEARL $2.37 I Save up to 49% l 1 Save up to 42%/ r Save up to 50% i

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VYCO BOARD COVER ILLUSTRATION WATERCOLOR WATERCOLOR pxb BOARD Available in green/ BOARD PAPER BLOCKS Fine quality drawing white or green/cream. Available in cold press 1401b, 22 x 30" 1401b. cold press, hot board with parallel 24" x 36". List $21.50 or hot press. sheets. Available in press or rough. rule. 24" x 36". cold press, hot press, List $98.00 PEARL $10.47 Style Size List PEARL I Style List PEARL and rough. 31" x 42". List $28.00 I HP 15x20 $1.81 $1.07 f 7"x 10 $27.56 $I3.

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____!.______]I© RATHMtihi CUTTING MATS RECYCLED PARALLEL RULER 12 PIECE 12" MANIKINS Your choice of black, SKETCH PAD Size List PEARL CRAYON SET Unfinished, fully artic­ green or translucent. Acid free. 60 Ib, spiral 42 $96.00 $56.

WINSOR & NEWTON GOUACHE Save 59% 1 3 PIECE •WWTPMMKf TIZIANO PADS Fine quality designer gouache at PROFESSIONAL Acid-free pastel/ a low price. Great for students. PACKAGE charcoal pads.Two varieties available. Series List PEARL Includes chair, lamp I $6.50 $3.57 8-1/4" x 1 1-3/4" and 31" x 42 table. List $16.95 Similar savings on other series. Available in black or PEARL $7.47 Intro Set $62 20 $32.

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•tag^^g Nobody, >H-l-NOOR fringf overcharges DELUXE 4 PEN SET my girl II COMPASS SET For lettering and 6-1/2" bow compass, small bow drawing. Includes 000.00, compass and accessories. 0 and I size pens. List $56.95 List $75.00 PEARL $24.47 PEARL $24.47

This Sale is Effective These PEARL Stores: "WNTE SPRINGS, FL .1220 EAST AIIAMONTE On. 32701 (407)8313000 UTA, GA 3756 ROSWELL RD. 30342 (404)233-9400 ST MEADOW, NY 2411 HEMPSTEAD TM. 11554 (516)731 3700 FT.IAUDERDAU-,Fl 1033LQAKLANOPK.Ltou33334(954)564-5700 NEW YORK, NY 308 CANAIST. 10013 (212)431-7932 PARAMUS, NJ 776 RT. 17 NORTH 07652 (201)447 0300 SOUTH MIAMI, FL .6448 S. DIXIE HWY. 33143 (305)663 8899 TAMPA, FL 4539 VV. KENNEDY BLVD. 33609 (813)286-8000

We ore not responsible for any typographical errors All items while supplies last Sale ends 3/15/97 t\ Copywright 1996 by All Medio Design lllustrotion and design by Steven Morrell and Andrei Rozenshtein