but Mr. Hithei also, who w*o Di -k Aa Hrir*- R^tsre r»—.rt to these evtr»'mi X SptiWh by Fre*J4*at brant. •zh- Cii-r i: * - v:. : 4,*»t Ui ..in but they find w ii&tibey terrific race on horseback "* - Oct We nert )«». About a vear since some £>"1.'**) An effect of the widening use of steam the object being to run it down. f)L ; Stir'.T twr«tT vr*n up- a \TK:lh of a machinery is that :t tends to raise up a the race the road runner took v 4t tl»e roceni n»:*t in# at Des Moines, nv«. «•«. - ** -toi f.«a north of ancnt diamonds were l'-und on multitude of men who—trusting rather to low-limbed trees frequently, jumping * frnra of the Socktir ot U*e Am* of <*»*' i grkpEK-! tor*- through two fmc** an- - - y the person of a passenger from Europe, ! Km op, «natf tml **4 off t«ro. rf^iirotwr v«k 11» 1 T<-fi»«jww:»\ loud call* were made for and the v-nore probably ruined him. Atd that familiarity that breeds contempt branch to branch, making it decided'** i ran trite* % *ht*v 4nd ripped it »o W. wlti** u oo ^ Pr»*.dert' Grant Aft*r a few humorous vet. DO oouitf. it was in«ibnt" i ar.dXn «• n^th:n? wouldM>uld h"tdM Lcr.hw. we M4e. »-i oo» on k:» »mn ture and properties of steam which every as Mr. Tully had to climb and drive it)' (ttiivkx in r> irrmce to the call* for bim- ! lue tc*'. T AU«K of fa:* mi-tonune. Ha«l he !u .'1. > V (Ml«. wher^a h» r» we : into iW br ^i and ostr^ w-^ld tt, tru-tworthy engineer must have—are ever It was finally run down and cantumri J «iiif -M2taary at the reunion*'ie- are paid one- , giDeer's berth. They kave *eeo an en- from the }*>x, and before it could i,. ^ i, ft cvf. and k».^k«K} four W-tfe out of |w**lthj pvtsU hit eitnrw,^ »*-»« down again it was caught by the doe! ways made tin* tJiorte*t spei-rh.'he I'rwi- third of the *-»iue of the seizures thus| gine rnn, day in and day out. Perbaj* they I4-'»b » twxith. It was tli« eiritinz j were sratifl«i. mud Dt^hw eflrrt ®of unfortunately killed. In Southern (• ap{.oint fr ,aou ru-wie, and it may b« well under*t«»d that have occasionally heljied to run one. At any rormp-* " 1 ever t«*A in• my ---life, and• !• f ^ iteui vii %|»mi to pf>»T*rly rnU;. thev have worked alK»ut an engine a fornia, w here the character of th*.,, tiu.tb thi* time. and he had, therefere^ jolted Lim for ti»e :«ter walks of ,:U. bat *t U bt r-ne iiuie hat;! like the one mentioned 1 JUM t*2i«ning to take nn inten-#t in it— good deal; and as the engineer does not runner is better known, the Mexican*'- tknrn What he wished to aay, when he WSM mtt happy or cotiU-rsted. Wrtbo«! w ould set a steward up in pocket for some jn*l f ttir.g wjntif! up and prep*rinz t. • impress tlieui as a man of remarkable Indians never kill it. They say that rwl a* follow*: making any preparation for a aad time lake met/ or«>h>gM:al oi-»#*rvatiori*—but no5» obilitv they do not see why anyb<*ly can­ the deadly enemy to the rattlesnake •• It always afford* me pfdonge*} "ytixmry. or :t:f.-nnisg cither Laces, diamonds, silka. satin*, velvets he w,t» -. at and ail manner ot clothing are the articles like to refuse, although I hated to give tip confident that they can. and, in case of favorite mode of attack being when' in arm* of t* n and fourteen year* ago. to qnietlv left hi* h"ROE, S'IEC-Whai uninten­ most commonly »miig_'led from Kuroj«-. and iJiandon my ientifii inv«sffgatif»n. snake is asleep: it then gather* r i Idi over ag;titi tin* trial* ai>d hardship# of tionally perf'»niiing a •fi_v»teTxru* difcap- Immense quantities of laces arc annually emergency, are willing v> put their ac " Ho I threw out my coat and \nxAa and knowledge (or their lack of it) to a test. and, after circling the reptile within those days—hardship# \tuy*MA for the [*arajK-e. Ihiy« rolled a* ay into w«*ks, flisst-d thrr>ugh without seizure. The made the othtr fellow* do the -ainc. ^r-A writer knew of one ra»e last year where When the emergency arises employer* thorny ring, wake* him up with a pick i>r»'4*-rvfttif>ri and jierpctuation of our free we row: alK^vc the trees and waited ssong wttk> into month*, and ii«'»rtii« into yr*r±. institution*. We b< li< v«-<5 then, and we It* two la-iies- succeeded in smuggling are too apt to give such amateur engineers by dropping one of the tnornv thin r* •blcndidly until we struck 'he river, when an'l the cru*h>-'j heart* the parents' *«r»- lievc now. that we haft * Government n'4 relieved by any ?lini»'.iue ij dt- They Vere 10 !« -f:d for the Iw-nefit ot a of the car caught 'in the water, and the spring, when he falls upon the thorn- dying for. How many of our com­ »-{X.0'lew-y. and, while»ett;ingd«iwn tothe charitable institution down S<>uth, and otherwise kept from his po>t. Sometyxiy wind i^'k her, and we went wudding death ensues by nightfall.—f%. wA rade* jmid the latter price for our l»elief thai he * a» dead and wrer niore this made the thing justifiable in their mu.-t take his place or everybody must along like lightning, nearly dr»r*ned. mind-, the poor getting the benefit tjefore sum work. What shall lie done? (Cat.) Star. preserved Union! I>et their beroi«m M/zncuian was washed ffrmething memory; let not 'he result* of their ksu> fully M) worth of these laces in a to l>e sure, still a bright feliow who Know* Candy for Children. up again, ftt.d I wa> for hUving up . but of him and hi* wh«-real«ou'a. but all t^> no r\f:u- U- destroyed. The Union and the bustle And they served the purpose ex- an engine well enough to keep it running Hob »aid he'd die if h»-didn't g»:t out wi»in. avail. No word, no newa, no lettrr.no free in«ti»ytioiiA f<»r which they fell «bouid C'triingiy well The meth<*l of smng- if all goes rijiht; and tlie particiiar en­ • prominent and skillful and, fx uHe*, he thought we ought to look answer to their ?»ddre«.«*d inquiries to all Cincinnati has recently published a n In- h'lti more dear for th**ir >aerifice* part^ of the world tame to solve the aayt- giing from Havana ha* been resorti-d to now gine. the engineer says, is in such good a W» will not deny to any of tho»*-who utter .Stoneman. Hut I Raid Htoneman |or many years—the throwing india-rub- condition that it wii'l almost run itself. phiet on "Our Teeth and Their Pn*str wait probably drowned anyhow , there terv which v. burb-ned tlieir hearts A f'tutrJH againstwr any privilege under the l*-r bags into the bay, they being picked So Dick i* called in and the gap is filled. tion," in which he declares sugar to wa« no u*e of »*i rifn ir,% our exi^-rimcnt* ft-w vear* ago the father paswl away in by small boats Nor is this plan by Sometimes the engineer i- away longer "not only not injurious to the teeth j for him, and I told Mob a man of hi* in­ dealii, and the recoliwtionof hi* waywanl mrivt'M. On lite contrary, we w elcome all anv mean- broken up; and the smugglers than was anticipated : sometimes he never that it is really lieneticial to the bc-;tliii telligence ought to Ixj to put up »on wa* with hirn to the final moment of #«n h who come forward in good faith to willing have actually taken the risks lately ol go­ come* back. Dick has done well so far; the child." In support of this statem. with v/metfdng for the Make of wienee departure. Something inwardly to! 1 the help briild up the want/- place* iti'J to |»er ing out in eurf l*>ais from Long Hram h he ha.- gained some experience in caring he cites a number of eminent witn^' And Hob Maid, a* for him. acience l*e gof late in con­ expect a full-fledged engineer'.- pay at died at the age of eighty with a full ^ m.uj wa# not h)Uir*'\ Uiat ca-toms on tlie steamship wharves. Il is lie a permanent one. He may turn out " In.-titutes of Health, ' mention* » \ m flill of iiitere-nt, and that wa* likely to year* and with her last breath bequeathed tht- lik«- irialf will n^v.-r a^aln ff*faJ! our equal to every emergency; then, again, he Mallorv who was extremely fond of MJ, reveal m> many of the oecretn of nature. v, Alexander the orw iou* gift of her weii known that officers are on the watch <-otmtry. In their wUh rn^nt «'> d&#* of maternal benbon And thua they [Mtwed from the time a vcsa-el conies in until she may not. and addicted to its use, and who reac^ Hut, in oblige him, 1 at la*t got her down the ripe age oflOO years, having had w |K-«/j>le cun more heartily Joiu tlian tlic away. roe- out again. Hut of late there have It is not long since a case of tins kind w)jo xuhmitti'l to the danger*, on the other aide of the river and the resulted, in onr harltor. in the blowing-up until lie wa,* four-score aijd then m-ict, farmer be came oat and held on to the During the long and fretful *n*pen>* of been a number of swindlers who have Uia!» ari'l hardahii^ of thfc camp nod the the lev ing and distrenw+1 parent* the son personated Custom-House officers with of a crowded ferry-boat. There was a cut a new set! In the "Code of hai'lf Jell!, on whichever *ldc h<" may rope. and longevity," l*y Sir John Sinciii- While we were talking to Mm I wa« wait Jiv ing the life of a wanderer, far off much success. Their mvdvs ^terawii i» terrible list of killed and wounded; and ItHVI' foili'Jit No • Ih)>H »»•#: Dick (an illiterate negro) was returned to is affirmed by Dr." Slare that his jUMt ti lling him that, an the ga* wa# e«nn- amon*th<- rugwwi gold hill* of Australia, l<< wear an imitation ii**jiect"r's badge \*-- inor*. inU-n-^l"! in (ruanJlnjr »Kain«t a makltii.' hi* li*.e!ihooi; Hiiddeii there waa a terrific bang; the ga* | gotten hit old hoice, and his heart ^ten lounge around ihe docks, wat_h unsus­ stop out of it. In tlte pro*|»erity of fr«e republican insti­ But a few weeks since an Knglish man­ and strong up UJ the age of eighty. Tl expl'xled and wra|i]>e(| ua in a aheet of returiifi to tlie dear old couple W1*OM- roof pecting pa.s~engers, and when they see a tution*. ufactory w»p blown up, killing several healthful condition of body and teeth w flame, mid the next minute some of the and protection he had so Mngularly ahan- moment when no danger threatens they ** I do not bring Into thl* iwaembliijrr; workmen. The regular engineer was ab­ ascribed by Dr. Si are to the liberal o neiirhbor* pick<;d up me and Hob, burned doned. He was n<»t long {>ermarienily demand the surrender of the parcel or )olitUn, <^*rlaiijly not parti nan poiiiici, sent, -ick ; and the substitute, who suc­ suinpti«>n of sugar, which his grandfatl fh'i worat kind. Hob was roaate^l nearly domiciled in his new home till he wrote baggage the person carries. (ml it U it luir fuhjexit for tin- nohJiiT.-. in ceeded in making audi a mess with things, ate not oply on his bread and buster i to a criMp. Kxciting, waan't It * And they lm/ k tohii j»arent.», exjdairiinsr hia absence Outside of New York the most popular tlwir ilHitrtjrati/tri# to conxUh r what rnny wa« fine ol the workmen, promoted for in his ale and beer and in all the *aui took him over 0> tlie liounc, where we and U-lling them all aianit hi* romantic and successful place for smugglers is the \m uiH'»*Hry to »wur<- tin: prl/»; lor the occasion on the strength of his pre­ used with his meat. In addition to t] found that they had tlidied out Htonernan trial* and thrilling exfx-rience* in hi* neighborhood of Niagara. It is particu­ whicli they i»atth*(J. In a It< public lik< tended ability to run an engine—ability testimony, the entire race of negri hii'I were rolling bin iioily on a barrel to journey to lands *o fur away fr«»m the old larly in spirit.- and Ihjuor* that this is the fMirc, w!i«r«' Uicfitiwn I* Urn aovcrHgn and dwelling in sugar countries utav gi t the wnU r out of lilm. When he got hearth'-at/iiie, That letter never came ra-e. Thousand* of laurels ol Knglish, gained from observation, apparently, since llw official the (M-rvant, where no powcr U brought forward. Thev eat sugar wi over it they xi-nt the invalid cor pa Iw k to back to check the doubt* arid misgivings Iri.sb and Scotch spirits are annually his engineering education was but the vxKtr'iiU'A xav gi vi­ ed in vain for an answering echo to hi* who are on the lookout at all times and With choractoric deftrence to the rights teeth are remarkably white and sou: iut/'llixence which ill to prc^rvfi uk a« a ine**age of unalmted love and filial duty. keep careful watch for tliese petty dealers of property, the Coroner's jury in this case Teeth have stood the test of being fm nation. II w<; are, to have nnotlicr lli) a little of llieir personal cmnlort for the benefit It doe* the race, and htoix man aay- No word reached him, and again hew rote in smuggling. Some are caught, but the modestly "suggested that, in future, the j mersed for a year in a bath of sirup wi 4:onU'Ml in the near fuluru of our national horne, and fearing the reliability of the many escape, the liquor in all cases lieing proprietors of the works would do well j out being in the least affected. "S ••KiMtence, 1 urciict thitl the dividing lint- ing he witdied lie wuii well enough to go out and bang the inventor of bulbjon* with mail lie intrusted the mi»*ive Uia(xunrade taken to Buffalo. Niagara has always not to trust their boilers with anyone in says the doctor, "don't deny sugars will not IW! MJtd/,!) Hll'l IHxOfi'K, but lx:- who waacerfect con-1 candy to the little youngsters, and re< tacfn Itatiioiiam and inlcliiK^nce on thi; a ^hoi-gun. ' Hut I enjoyed the trip more than I ex- never rweivwl: tiie courier never was gh-r*. I>etroit is also one of the great fldence! j lec< that while they are ramming tb \»-fr\n Hit work ol •treninheniiiif the wrote no more, and in hi- dreams the old from jdeasure, and it lends a daily and al­ country railway station. The height of his are on the high road to the conacrvati fotiii'fiitions of the htructure torn against the fence and wrecking him And folks ever appeared, but no good guar­ ways possible excitement to the usual mo­ ambition was to run an engine. A com­ of health, and let them alone. Hut do memed by our patriotic forefather* 100 when I WIIM let oil on bail 1 Ix gan lo build a new balloon. Hbc'» done now, and I in dian angel ever whispered through them notony of a woman's life. monplace lad would have gone to work in let them injure their teeth by biting v< yenr* aj,'o at J>*in^toii. I a-t u* all how two old gray head-. Uiwed in grief, Abroad smuggling is more of a trade a loc*uiotivc shop, or, more modestly, hard candy; and clean their Uelii UUtr to add all needful guarantee* for iroing to make an »«-ennion on Thurmiuy implored the hlexaing* of <»od upon him, than it is here, or ever will lie. Hetwccn would have begun by shoveling coal a* ••••-MI, for ufU 1 m-etuous fermentation 1 the greater wrurity of fntv thought, free Won't you go up with met The day * or ho v two loving heart- l»eat in prayer France and England in thu u«*y» of ihe fireman. Not so 'fom. He was to be Uiken place sugar is just as injurious n[H«'< h, a frei> j»re*t«. pure inoraN, unlet- tfojng to come when everylx»dy w ill travel ful anxiety an.' ., |Hn*c in his engineer or nothing. 80 he loafed about other articles of food, but no more so." t«*r«*d r«'li^rioii* sentinicnt*, a»id of fcoual that wray It's the miMt exhilarating mo- n Empire and la-fore free trade became a bebail. He marriixl, and soon three fixed fact the profession of smuggling, as the station, watching his opportunity. His right* :iun ;<>I ; resolve that him*«lf. His wifeftirkened and 'lied, and course he was thereujain made master of the relict of the late I'eter Potts. Ah neither th« Htate nor the nation, nor lx>(J) Monkey Htorlet* fro Is-twccn the regular channel jKirts. his j^rief was made all the greater on re­ The living uiu-t have la.-en pretty go<*l, an engine, and speedily rose to be presi- ten days after marriage Bundy was s combined, ~hnl 1 mij»|Hirt iiiHtltntionn of ' dent of as many railways as if his name learning other than thoMxufllcient to af­ Onboard Her Maie*ty'a *hlp KttfydltM ceiving by j«Rt the cold, legal announce­ a* the fares backward and forward were pri»ed, on awakening in the morning, had been Torn Scott. ford Ui every child growing up in the then- WHK a large black monkey with a ment that he wa* left, the heir to s large high and the dangers ol no uncommon find his better half sitting up in bed,"c The moral of the story is plain and very land the opportunity of a g<»ooth hi* parents. kind. _ ing as if her heart would break. Ast< The lawyer* had discovered his address, encouraging lo all boys given to loafing islice), he asked the cause of her som M'.hool eduealfon, IUJIUIXWI W ith aer Urian, ticular aversion; he WIMK onvineed that it pagan or atheiatical. Ix*ave thu matter of would »oine day gel at and injure ihe even though the efforts of others in the Buying Buttor* about rrfilway station*. It is significant, but, receiving no reply, he began to * ieli(.'ion to the family altar, tin- church, t hronoiiieier, of wiiich he wan in charge, same direction had failed a thousand U>o, of a prevalent belief that the art of mise that there must lie some secret and the j»rivut<- liool NU]»|>orted enlin ly and he ulwaya kept hU room faat ba ked. times. When a Detroit woman finds thai tlie managing an engine comes, like Dogber­ her mind, that she withheld from hi t»v private contribution*, and keep the One day, however, the monkey crept in, The last w ill and testament of the father butter di*li needs replenishing she starts ry's reading and writing—by nature. that wa* the cau.se of her anguish, so cfiurch atKt the htate forever neparate. carried oil the chronometer and ruahe«j left all his esUtte to hi* wife, the mother, for a grocery with Ihe firm determination Such a lielief, however cover', cannot pre­ remarked to Mrs. H. that as the)- w< With thene HitfcguardnI In-lieve Ihelmtlli * up the rigging with it in hU hand, the to he held for her use during life, and to to die on the *|Hil rather than la.- sw indled. vail to any extent w ithout frequent occa­ married she should tell him the cause 1 which cri"iiU*d the Army of the TeuwaaM ioor mauler following with the teaif iu pans to the aoo, provided he appeared She know*just how "the trade" manip­ sion for putting it into practice. With her grief, so, if possible, he could averl will n(rt have been fought In vain." Ilis eye*, while all the xuilor* In the »hip inside of ti n years after her death to claim ulates old butler to mike new of it, and regard to Ihe intrusting of boilers to in­ and, after considerable coaxing, heelicit were Hel to try and cnU-h the thiol'. High- tlie po»»e*sion*. If Alexander did not how -cra|»ed carrots are used to give competent amateurs, we have evidence the following from her: for believing it far too common. The KntbuaUaiQ for Hcienut* Cf and higher Uiey cllmla-d, but still Ihe appear in the allotted time all waa to re­ chalky butter the yellow tint which we all " Last night I dreamed I was single, nil monkey kepi HIXIVC ttiem, and when tlicy vert to St. I 'mil's Roman < atholii Orphan love to sec. She in 011 her guard from the wonder is that more explosions do not oc­ as I walked through a well-lighted street I cur, and the risk of serious accident from came to a store where a sign in front K FCRYLM KIV hat observed how an Mro. were within an inch of him he dropped Asylum and designated charitable institu­ moment she enter* the store. riajit, who goct frolicking around In the from one pail of the rigging to another, tions and purjames. The estate is worth " Any butter V she asks. this aource is likely to continue just so vertised husbands for sale. Thinking long as presumption and general smart- curious, I entered, and ranged along t tur in what he clulin» to IM' the CHUM; of with onl} a glancing hold on the ro|>cH, $100,000, and consists of suburban and " Yes'm," is the answer. w.iencc, aeenia to regard the mont appall­ where nothing but a four.armed la-axl city property, lionds, etc. Ou Saturday "Any good butterf" lies* are allowed to take the place, even wall on either side were men wilh i>ric* ing nerid«*nt« to himm lf and the most ft-nr- with a prehemdle tall could follow. At last the heir to all, the long-.il»sent son, " Yes'm." temporarily, of technical skill gained affixed to them. Such beautiful ate ful tlcsdui tion of other pe»iplc'« projnuty luat one active fellow clini!**! rjowr and Alexander, arrived in our city nnd sought " It's really good batter, is It?" through patient and studious apprentice­ some for $1,000, some for $500, and » '* M'iUi the Name kind of delight that an or­ doner, there wiut no outlet right or left, out tlie friends of ids ItoyhiMsl. N'eed we " liest in market. How much will you ship. to ifl'V), and as 1 had not that amount dinary man would trel when IM IIHH a for- above or below, hia hand wa* aluiOMt Kei/, attempt to portray the feelings or the now have *" Steam is a clever giant, an obliging I could not purchase." tune ft..ft to him. i'rof. .Smart i* thai kind ing the creature'a leg, when auddculy the sulslued and M'ttied man a* Tie once more " Lemnie see it!" servant; but, like all giants, it will not Thinking to console her, B. placedL «H* nil aerial navigatot, un«l be waises it for a "dig," and American. there?" lie faicl: and then flung it aa Jar as lie could into mighty change* wrought out iu the past then lower* it and takes a long snuff'at "Oh, yes," she replied, drawing »*i " We went up from Koaton—Htonemnn, the aea. ye;ir«v — I'ilUburyh (JuutU. the butter. Betting on 1 Hnre Thing. from him, " lota like you; they were ti* llob 1 arnuid mywlf—and it wan the moat A monkey on bourd another Quccn'il "Oh, I'll warrant it," says the grocer. up in bunches, like asparagus, and w HIRAM HOBIMSON waa a rich and jolly iiirtgnlllct ni trip I ever t4>ok - I'erlectly ahip fell overlioard in very bad weather ( .!< tbnuggliitf. She su-ps hoek, plunges in the knife, for ten cents a bunch." splendid. We got her full atnuil twelve the MII wa« no high that the Captain re­ ami carefully hauls a piece of butter to­ bachelor. One afternoon, as they sat Hundy got up and went to see hia 1* «/c.!o< k, and the crowd held her down un timed lo allow a l>oaf to be lowered ; hut ward her mouth, smell* of it, winka wise­ smoking after dinner, Jim Clark, one of yer if he liad sufficient ground fordhwi Tlie New York Ilentid, in an article on Hiram'* guests, commented on the Iw-auly Id we were ready, and then 1 gave the the feeling of the Mitilora for their pet wiw smuggling, saya; ly, and then carefully puts her tonguc Kxchaupe. of a new dining table which the latter had word and tin y let her go, und wo went ti ao gn at that at laH he gave way. Th<*y The regular smuggling honts dls- again*t it After two or three repetitions hare recently purchased. " It's the finest l»H>ml»g into the nil. <>no man got rowed round and roiiiufin vain, ami were ap|>earcd situ e the invention of steam, she nibbles at the chunk, lets an atom dis­ Playing at Hanging, black walnut I ever saw," saidJim, "and ••au^ht In ft twNt of the IOIM im hbe gave reliirning aadly up tlie hIi 1 p's Hide when but on the other hand strain is put lo the solve in her mouth, and while she is tast­ the only fault I have U» find with it is, it's her IIIHI xpuit upward, and it |u»t «IHIIIIIKM| they HIIW Ihe moukey, who had cliniia.il Use of the smugglers, and that it is done ing the grocer say*: AHfAitYvnxE(Tenn.) letter intheKw just a little too high. A table shouldn't him up agaliml a fence aa il lie d IHCII up by the c hain of the rudder, nuN king effectively may be M en from the fact that " I bought that butter from an old cus­ ville I're** and llernUl says: " The lit exceed two feet five, and th is is at least »il»ot out ol' a howitzer. Suia«hed in three and uilnuing at them for llieir u»ele»a a New York (.'usUunHouse official lately tomer, and can recommend it." children of a gentleman living near Mai one inch higher." "I'll la-t you," said or f«»ur of hi* rilm, I believe, and cracked paiiin iiM he nut on tlie figure-head. estimated that during lasl year $:(00,000,"- That's la-en worked over!" she sav- ville concluded a few days since to havt bin leg. Hut we went tip Juxt 1 K'aiitIIuI Another monkey, one Jca'ko,on board 000 worth of dutiable good's had in«cn in- agely;clv rreplies. Hiram, " that this is only twenty nine little fun by playing Webb. Thearrnns inches high." "Don't bet, Hiram; I'm •bout 1,5(10 feet, and while we were haik the , much |»etletl bv the aailora, waa troduend to the United SIMU-S without add­ " Ne'ever, madam t That's tetter, ments as uiaoe and agreed toby all Clck'»hired girl, who wiw hang the kitU n lay asleep in Ihe netting, mid which seizures are treated by the Custom- pure!" I'll make the bet; but I tell you beforc- when he had hung enough lie wa* to li ing clothe^ iu the garden, and the other dcnly he atretchcd out hia hand and House authorities lien-. It waa recog­ " In fee buttermilk nil wt, 4o you h^iid, the table is at least thirty inches ha) that the Sheriff and others might ta* went aock iu hi* chimney and choked In r chucked her overboard la-fore anyone nized as u |K'rmi*slble indulgeiue up to think * ,> *' high." " Of course, Jim, if you're right him down. The remainder of the cm' tip. He WHK mad ii» liit< miacliler about il could Interfere. "Jocko," *aid the nar­ within two year* pa-i that every one hav­ "Think? Why, look for yourself." I'll pay the money at once. " Well, then, were to be friends and mourners of J! wh^n we came down. No cnthuNiaHiit for rator, angrily, "waa an abominable beast. ing a lew dutiable articles in ids or her " It Isn't that suet butter, is it?" fork over the coin. I measured the table Webb. The arrangements all made ti • wh-niie. Home men dou't care a cent I could not Intar hiui; lie u»cd to get trunk after a visit to Kurope should not l»e "Not any! No, taadaiti, this Upure, this very morning, and it s just thirty Would-be Webb w as launched forth t whether the world progn^scH or not. drunk and play uadcrhand trick*; Mill lie molested. Hut the system grew to such fresh butter." iuchej. high,'' and Jim burst into a fit of twixt heaven and earth, with a promise " Well, nil'.'weajiol up alxnit a thousand wan not itltogeiher bail. A upauicl on projHirtion* that the thing had to lie " You warrant it, do yoa?" laughter. "I know you did," said Hi halloo when he had enough, and tl- fi-H mole, mid then Hloiietiian dropped iHiard had had iiuppiea, willi which Jocko stopjied hy some means, and a new sys- "Of cour*e 1 do." ram, "for I saw you do it, and, knowing friends set up a general lamentation f> the liincii baNket overlx.iiid by accidcnt wa» extremely anxious to play; tlie U«iii was originated, and the officers had " And it's all like this piecet" what a penrhnnt you have for practical their friend Webb, who was exja-cted Miid wi! went, uj> about four mile*. Stone- mother, however, would have nothing to orders where anything was puid I came near iM'ing a»ithv\ialcd myself UT Iter den. One day, however, nhe hail sja-cU Ihe Custom HOUM; regulalioua of " Not un ounce." for a carpenter and had an inch sawed off tinued their didoes, when the perforniso1 A minute more and wu u all a IN CH dead left her children alone for a moment, and, New York are equal to any others In " Dear, I wish I knew If it really was every leg, ao you see, mv dear friend hap|>encd to IK: noticed by some OF tl' Mien, but 1 gave the vulvo a jerk and we coming bark, found .Jia ko Hitting nursing force, even the French, which arc -uppot good butter." Jim, that the biter lias been bitten. Hand women of the family, who arrived <>u tf ^•aine down ii w hooping When the IMI\» all the puppies together in hi* arms— great, alily |MTlcct. The same sy-tem of espion­ " Why, madam, it's the best jar of bat­ over the ta*h." Jim paid Hiraui tlie £00 scene of action in time to .-ave an obit' 1 ciioii to itob -aid he wa* alck and wauled tat, heavy, lumlMilug lumps which hc age exists here which made the French ter in Detroit. How much will you amid the laughter of everybody but him­ ary in the Maryvilie litpubliran. 10 get out, and IIH WO were only a little could baldly lift." Alter thin proof of plan so much of a marvel to those- w ho have V self. said to tlie little one's credit that he * *«yh above ground I threw out my grap good intention the dog mother iisi d to did not undersUuul its workings—that ifc, "Let's see. You warrant this butter?" dying like his predecessor—the genuii nel That mlnulc a breeze Mlnu k Tier and lake her widkit about the ship, contentedly on every oct-an steamer and Havana " I do." The Koadrunner* John Webb—without, as much asa groan *.he wenl about ninety mile(» an itour over leaving her children in hi* charge, Joeko packet there is some person in em­ "It's perfectly fresh ami sweet?" species tNime mini's garden, and the grapnel acciulug to consider iiimaulf regularly ut. ploy who is at the same Uu»c the " Sweet as tlie bloom of roses." Tme peculiar of tlie fcafhtipd f creation, known to no other country but —Tlie ncighliorhood of Reading, P <-<tist (Vhurcli curiosity that we seldom sec in a day's —'• Won't yon cut open a pennr fnr do not know each other. The stcwjsxds laid, and mi i guess a pound wilt in-"-* Witnesses were horrified to see the lit' NUw-pb,', 1 < ut the roj)«> aii'f left it there, travel. Mr. L. Tully, of our town, and me, father*" said a little girl when ahe an- usually Ihe ones who undertake the Detroit Free Pram. »• «<. thing suddenly drop and disappear, ai iiinl 1 umlerittood afterward tlit* dem/on* Mr. Mithel, of Calirtoga, while returning came hoiue fVom « hool one day "Cut work and do it la-st, a.- their opj>ortunitie* then as suddenly reappear in its old p°* .Niied the owner Imh IIUM- he wouldn't come open u |K'tUty! What do you Want me lo home la*t Monday, discovered fine in the are so mm h better than would lie those of —Kite flying has lieen (juite an epi­ lion in the top ot the tree, wailing a> h 11 ml lake it ilown. Haincd an awtul tu-.* do that for?" aaked her father. " Vauae," road, running along, wings half extended a sailor, for in-tance. It has lieen known demic of late at South bridge, Mass. Not fore. 31any investigations of the nw turn un| New llaven, w ho had offered to tat " that he could hold him." from twenty five to forty feet, raisingseveii good deal of a ventriloquist, did the cf] their movements, lo overhear remarks The liet wo* tjuickiy taken, and the too- ing. I'd a ripped their old otceple off and her aealp torn oil' two yeara ago, and re in. ant for private ears only, to he taken or eight feet in its jump. This i* also a r&jiimcd her down like an extinguisher placed by piecen of akin taken from several confldcnt individual tied the cord around characu-ristic of the ostrich, which does into their confidence if possible. Why do hi* wai. t and grasjaJd it with his hands; IT IS hart! to belie e. but the proofs si •in lop of dome factory chimney. other |H-ihoiiH, enjoys a line head of hair. the customs officers visit Ihe shoes, the not fly, hut, by flapping it* wings ami convincing, that a Chicago cirl recent "fvi when we deposited the 'grane arlior They aav tliat, though thescalp ia reatornl, hut no sooner had he said " Let go" than heeling and toeing the dtwt, gets away coat.linings, the pocket*, etc., of aoine he went over walls and gnrtlens, and was wanted to marry a burglar, in order, a*»1 Vri' went up auain a kiting, and llob got •icr head iu its iunoceutuf hair aa a biliiaid- people, while other* they leave intact? wilh the turf so as to astonish the fastest expressed it, " to kave a soil tkifigj «kkor, «ad said IM mutt gvt out, MM I bill. glad enough, alter yelling like matt, to 1» horse. The roadrunner did the same The reason ha* been sufficiently explained, rescued from his perilous position. making some kind of a show atfu* thing, and not only astonished Mr. Tully weddings."