GRIDIRON CLUB'S SATIRE FELT BY NEW DEAL AND OLD GUARD <· I ! Gridiron Heads swered Faust, "when parties intermix. Freltas-Valle, counselor, Brazilian Embassy; Ormond Ε. Loomis and Court of New York State; Charles C». Let's be the good Old Guard again in Embassy. Frederick F. Lyden, New York. Ross, St. Louis Post-Dispatch; John 1936." G. M. H. Russell, major general, comman- SAM The act closed with a farewell dirge U. S. M. C Carl D. GRIDIRON dant, Ruth. — 1 Edwin W. Cincinnati En- Gen. Douglas chief of chanted to each of the defeated Re- Gableman, MacArthur, Toledo Blade, and John P. ] Max former Gov- U. S. C. Ryan, ι 1 publican Senators. quirer; O. Gardner, staff, Α.; Henry Macatee, New York. ernor of North Burt P. Gar- Prank E. Carolina; Mack, Eugene MacLean, S. Hurja Butt of Jokes. Charles P. Herbert E. he Washington Post; Frederick W. nett, Garvin, William C. Safford, Cincinnati; BROILS NEW DEAL A scene between Emil assist- Gaston, Gus Gennerich, William S. Mansfield, mayor of Boston; Hurja, Edgar Francis B. Sayre, Assistant Secretary ant to James A. in the Demo- Gilmore; the Detroit News; R. M. Markham, L. R. Mason. New Farley York: of State; Harry Schacter, Louisville; cratic National Committee, and his Senator Carter J. Eugene Matthews. Ginter, Pittsburgh; Philadelphia; Emil Schwarzhaupt. New York; Wil- L. Robert A. Dr. dumb stenographer, Gracie Alibi, Glass, Virginia; Mark Goodwin, Maurer, Stacy May, liam E. Scripps, the Detroit News; E. Old Guard Comes in for Its Rockefeller opened with Gracie responding to her Dallas News; Max Qprdon, New York; Foundation, Ν. Y.; Walton T. Scoyen, superintendent, Glacier boss's call Des by saying: Michael A. Gorman, the Flint Daily McCarthy, Moines; C. Walter Mc- National Park; Louis B. Seltzer, the Share of Fun—No- "Did I me?" C. the hurja calling Journal; Robert B. Gotta, E. Qra- carty, Indianapolis News; Michael Cleveland Press; Harry H. Semmes. In giving her instructions he men- ham, Gllson Gray, St. Louis, Mo.; J. McDermott, Stewart McDonald, Dr. Albert W. Shaw, the Review oi Marvin H. tables Attend. tioned something about the "Insular" Cary T. Grayson, rear admiral, U. S. R^elntyre, assistant secre- Reviews; John E. Shoemaker, Ε. H. possessions and she replied: N. (retired); Charles O. Gridley, the tary to the President; Brian Mc- H. Simmons. New York; Frank H. "But when they brought him back Denver Post; B. S. Griffith, the News Mahon, Senator Charles L. McNary, Simonds. Arthur J. Sinnott, Newark from Greece for and N. Her- Oregon: James C. (Continued Prom First Page.) trial, they couldn't Observer, Charlotte, C.: McReynolds, As- Evening News; Ray L. Skofield, New And his possessions." man M. Grimes, Gilbert Grosvenor, sociate Justice, United States Supreme York; Harry Slattery, S. J. Slenker, called her to order National >>urt; Winter Mead, N. New John carried Donald R. Richberg rewarded Hurja promptly Geographical Magazine; Morristown, J.; York; H. Small. Robert B. and said had to in order Charles S. Groves, the Boston Globe; John J. Mead, jr., the Erie Smith. John Lewis Secretary of the Interior Ickes; as they get busy Times, Smith, Representa- to the mandate on election Churchill B. Groves and F. Pennsylvania; Hardie E. tive Bertrand H. the Middle Wpst went Democratic he get people's Joseph Meakin, J. Snell, New York; Meeman, the Memphis Press-Scimi- John Snure, Des Moines remunerated Secretary of Agriculture day. Guffey, Senator-elect, Pennsylvania. Register; "Oh, Mr. ;ar; Lowell Mellett, the Edgar C. William Wallace: as New York rolled up its Hurja," responded Gracie, H. Washington Snyder, Solomon, "I don't wait Daily News; L. the New York; P. big majorities he paid off Relief Ad- want to until election Henry Mencken, Harry Somerville, Dr. for man—date." H. Evening Sun, Baltimore; Camp Stanley, V. C. ministrator Hopkins; as the whole day my B. Hackett, director of housing, Eugene Stanley. Newton. A. Meyer, the Washington Post; Ernest Mass.; William Stanley, assistant to country hopped the band wagon he And Upton Sinclair. P. W. Α.; William E. Hall, Edwin IVilhelm German the Edwin well for his great work Halsey, secretary of the United States Meyer, Embassy; Attorney General; C. promoted Tug In the course of such discussions it Carroll Stefïe. M. in in until the Senate; Charles N. Halstead, the Lan- Merriam, Reconstruction Fin- Harry Stevens, Alfred J. remaining Europe developed that Upton Sinclair had sing State Journal; C. B. Hamilton, ance Corporation; Charles Michelson, Stofer, Birmingham News; Francis A. campaign was over. been indorsed. Bronxville, Ν. Y.; Norman C. Ham- William C. Miller, William L. Miller, Stratton, Mount Vernon, Ν. Y.; Daniel "What do you mean, we indorsed W. Streeter. Wright Gives Keynote. ilton. the Portsmouth Virginia Star; Sherman Minton, Senator-elect from Buffalo; James A. Sulli- him," shouted Hurja, jumping up. Indiana; Dr. James F. Wil- van, Mark Sullivan, New York Herald The keynote of the Gridiron show Clarence C. Hamlin, Colorado Springs; Mitchell, "Why we indorsed him with a rub- iam Blair the Tribune Syndicate: Arthur Hays Sulz- was sounded at the outset in a tra- Harold D. Hantz, Thermopolis, Wyo.; Montgomery. Moody, ber stamp," laughed Gracie, "just like Detroit News; Edward Ε Moore, berger, the New York Times; Henry ditional speech delivered in darkness James G. Harbord, major general, U. they do checks. Maybe he was a Daniel L. Howard Suydam, Charles P. Swope, Herbert except for tlie glow of a lighted grid- S. A. (retired): Henry U. Harris, New Moorman, Moran, 1 little overdrawn." William H. B. Swope. New York, and Eugene O. iron by James L. Wright, correspond- York; Pat Harrison. Senator from Moran. Charles M. Mor- "If you let an indorsement for that rison, Sykes, chairman. Federal Communi- ent of the Buffalo News and Mississippi; Joseph C. Harsch, the Philadelphia Evening Ledger: j Evening guy get out," yelled Hurja, "you are M. ! cations Commission. of the club. Christian Science Monitor: Charles C. A. Morrissey, the American News 1934 president overdrawn in this office. That letter j T. friends." he said, "we Hart, Louis B. Hart, Buffalo; Dr. I Oo. ; Tudor Morsell. Col. Emil P. Moses. "Tonight, my will be a all over California from joke U. S. M. C.; Η Moses. ex- Aubrey Bertran L. train our field glasses on the pompoms Edward H. Hashinger, Kansas City, I George Taylor. Taylor, Los Angeles to Palo Alto." Senator from New New York; John I of the on fantastic Mo.; Senator Daniel O. Hastings, Hampshire: Clinton I Taylor, jr.. the political pageant, "They need a laugh in Palo Alto," President Roosevelt as he arrived at the Willard last night to attend Boston floats and floating fantasies. Colorful Delaware; Alexander Β Haws, Jay G. L. Mosher, the Brooklyn Daily Eagle; j Globe; William H Taylor, said Gracie, soothingly. events of recent months will pass the Gridiron Club dinner. Left to right: Louis Howe. President Hooeevelt, Hayden, Detroit News; Martin S. Hay- William C. Murphy and George Hew- j Philadelphia; Mark Thistlethwaite, The scene ended with Gracie saying: Fort quickly in review. den, the Detroit News; Dr. Joseph M. itt Myers. Wayne Journal-Gazette; Cor- "California, am I dumb." and Gus Generick. —Wide World Photo. coran Senator "Since last we met beneath the Heller, Arthur B. Henderson, Boston; N. Thom, Elmer Thomas The show went on w ith two members of Oklahoma. Elliott Thurston, Wash· Rolden gridiron there have been many Arthur S. Henning, Chicago Tribune: Warren B. New of the Gridiron Club singing a duet to Nash. York: Fred- ington Post; Theodore Tiller. Bascom changes. The Washington Monument Those the John O. Herrick. Alexandria, Va.: J. I the tune of "The Man on the attending Gridiron din- S. Buel, Cleveland Plain Dealer; W. eric Nelson, the Sun. Baltimore; A. M. been washed down and the Re- Flying Timmons, the Houston Chronicle; has ner were: F Bullock, the London Daily Mail; Phillip Herrmann, Edwin C. Hill, New | M. Nevius. Harry W. Nice. Governor- washed Trapeze." Charles T. Tittmann. Charles H. publican party up. The President of the United States. Ellsworth Bunker. New York, Edward York; Charles D. Hilles, New York; elect of Grosvenor Nich- The Maryland; Tompkins. Senator John G. Town- "The watchdog of the Treasury has Liberty League. The Vice President ol the B. Edward H. the H. Himes, Bynum E. Hinton, United Burling, Butler, Joseph 3las. New York; Dennis E. Nolan, send. of been driven off the of the jr., Delaware; Ross C. Tre- by kitty In another act the officers States. Buffalo Evening News, and Repre- Frank H. Hitchcock. Tucson. Ariz.; major general, U. S. A : Ernest E. has been principal seder. New York; Dr George B. Trible, New Deal. The donkey The Ambassador of sentative W. Byrns, Tennessee. William F R. Hitt, Middleburg, Va.; Morris, William L. Norris. of the American Liberty League, Wal- Italy. Joseph Montevideo, Harry S. from crossed with the pink zebra in the The Truman, Senator-elect lingford Shouse, Ponzi Raskob. Dyna- Ambassador of Germany. C. Curtis A Hodges. Paul Hodges, the Uruguay: Robert L. Norton the Bos- Northwest. The denied J Missouri; Ray Tucker. Collier's Weekly, elephant, pea- The Ambassador of Japan. Cleveland Plain Dealer; Frank J. Ho- ion Post; Frank B. Noyes. The Wash- crashed mite du Pont and Polly Go-Get tern Dr. James A. Cahill, Louis G Cald- and Joseph P. Tumulty. nuts in Pennsylvania, has The Ambassador of Spain. gan. Fred Hoke, Indianapolis; George Sabin, held a meeting on the stage— well, Arno B. ington Evening Star; Newbold Noyes, through ''the jungle" in California. The Ambassador of Cammerer, director, | R. News Serv- I". a the Turkey. Holmes, International The Washington Evening Star; New- in New York, meeting punctuated by frequent National Parks; Ward M. Canaday, The tiger, housebroken The Ambassador of Brazil. j ice; Rush D. Holt, Senator-elect from ton A. the Buffalo Frederick D New ring of the cash register as Shouse Erwin D. Canham. the Christian Noyes. Evening Underwood. is now a domestic pet, and the good The Chief Justice· of the United West Charles E. News, and Theodore W. York; New the morning mail. Science James Virginia; Hood, Harry Noyes, The Henry Uppington, York, old Blue Eagle has quit soaring in opened States. Monitor; Carstairs, | decided that "this is to L. Hopkins, Federal relief administra- Washington Evening Star. and Stephen L. Upson. on the nest where its They going New York; A. C. Case, Norman S. the sky, to sit Upper: Ulric Bell of the Louis- The Secretary of the Treasury. tor; James P. Hornaday. the Indian- be better than the prohibition racket" Case, United States Communications j O. V. fledgling is hatching. ville Courier-Journal, who has The Secretary of War. apolis News; M. E. Home. Washing- I that "Constitution lovers are even Commission; William R. Castle, jr.; John A Van Buren, the Cleveland been elected 1935 of the The Attorney General. ton. D. C.; Ernest B. Horwarth, New Robert L Ο Brien. chairman. United Broils but Doesn't Sear. president more generous than distillers and William M. Chadbourne, New York; Piain Dealer; Senator Gridiron Club. The Postmaster General. States Tariff Commission; Η Arthur H. Van- Lower: James L. brewers." John C. Chase. Ν. H.; York City; Hilleary Hoskinson, Wash- George the Gridiron Club, venerable The of the Interior. Derry Village, 3'Connor. Ambrose O'Connell and denberg of Michigan. R A. Van Ors- "Only Wright, retiring presideht, who Secretary John F. ington, D C.; N. R. Howard, the "Sure thing." said Shouse, "if any- Chester, the Associated Press; del. George O. Vass. Earl Venable. ex- uith the years, hidebound in the tra- at the The Secretary of Agriculture. Cleveland Plain W How- John C. O'Laughlin, Army and Navy presided banquet given by body's in favor of saving the Consti- Marquis W. Ciiilds, St. Louis Post- Dealer; Roy ecutive ditions of its founding fathers, clings club last The Secretary of Commerce. Journal. secretary. Republican Congrcs- the night. tution a sure he's at least Arthur D. Chi- ard, the Scripps-Howard Newspapers; I the it's sign got The Dispatch; Chilgren, sional Committee, and Representative to the past. It, too. may feel urge Photo. Minister of Greece. Harrison E. Industrial and En- P. —Harris-Ewing a million dollars." cago, 111.; Bowie Chipman, Norris B. Howe, Carl Vinson of to step in line, click its heels, march The Minister of Sweden. R I Georgia. Numerous contributions were re- Chipman, Robert B. Choate, the Bos- gineering Cliem.; Louis McHenry Henry Palmer, the Providence to do so. it The Ministe- of J W. in the parade, lest, failing Norway. Howe, to the Journal: John Ε Parker. Carl Ε corded, including a gift of a dime from ton Herald; Raymond Clapper, Wash- secretary President; shall be denied elbow room at the to the White House took it The Minister of Egypt. Richard they away Rockefeller. Andrew W Mellon ington Post; Edward Β Clark. Angelo Clark Howell, the Atlanta Constitu- Parry, Robert H. Patchin. New York: H Waldo. New York; counters of the more abundant life. ίΓ prom- The Ambassador to Brazil. R. Clas. Chicago; Senor Benjamin ! tion. and Emil Hurja. assistant secre- 3rove Patterson, president. American Ernest G. Walker. Stanley Walker, of this. Let the ises to come through with a good con- "But enough grid- Green asked the porter where the A. Democratic National > of Ne**· York Herald tribution. Cohen, counselor. Chilean Embassy; tary Committee. Society Newspaper Editors; Paul j Tribune; Theodore iron shine. It warms, but it doesn't train was going", anyway. Eugene G. Adams, E. J Adams, John S. Cohen Atlanta. Denis Ε Con- Patterson, the Sun. Baltimore: Rich- C. Wallen. New York Herald Tribune: scorch. It broils, but it doesn't sear. "De Limited,' answered "Uncle Andy" Kicks In. J. Prosperity George Akerson, New York: Phelps H. nell, Joseph V. Connolly, the Inter- ird C Patterson, jr New York; George Albert L. Warner. New York Herald Its heat is generated in the glowing the porter, "don't no rec-lar go place, "Andy will be with us," said Shouse. Adams, the New York Sun: Theodore national News Service; Robert D. W. Dr Theron Jackson. Cleveland; C. ti. Peek, John C. Pegram. colonel. Tribune; Ο H Wathen, sr. New coals of friendship and fellowship. It It roams like. gemmen. jest around, "The Constitution is his dish. He has C. the Kansas Star; Connor, archives of the United States; I F. Jaeobsen. Edwin L. the U. S. A ; Frank E. Pennington. Pitts- York; Richard Ε Wathen. so Alford, City James, ! Louisville; flashes happy hours are here again, Sometimes it goeslodeleft and Α. Β believed in saving it ever since he Ernest D. Anderson, the Buffalo Eve- William S. Corby, Senator James New York Times; George P. James.! Durgh; Pierce, Herbert Plummer. C. W. Watson, Fairmont. W. Va.; on to glorious adventure." sometimes it goes to de right, and D :he Associated : found out that Alexander Hamilton ning News; Hale Anderson. New York; Couzens, Michigan; Henry Cramp- W. W. Jermane, Seattle Times; Rich- Press; Ralph Pollio. i Robert Watson. Paul Weir, the As- The show began with a small boy, sometimes it backs accordm jest up wrote it." Charles H. Armitage. the Buffalo Eve- ton. George D. Crofts, University of ard Jervis. Philander C. Johnson, 3eton Porter, New York: John S sociated Press D. K. New in suit, candle in hand, re- to de de makes his j Weiskopf, sleeping way engineer up Β Buffalo; Leo T. director, t Prescott. New York: Samuel J. Pres- ! Before The question of how they're going ning News; Robert Armstrong, Crowley, Washington Evening Star; Walter L. York; William J. Wells, Montclair, citing a parody on "The Night mind. But mostly it don t go no Insurance William S. James D to save the Constitution then comes Spencer Armstrong, New York; Dr.. Deposit Corp ; Johnson, New York; John A. John- et, Preston, Byron Price, N. J ; Henry L. West, Vernon Ε. Christmas." place, and don't git nowheres De j and the officers of the Charles Η Arnold. Lincoln, Nebr.: Culbertson. Harry Francis Cunning- ston. brigadier U. S. re- he Associated Press; Sydney R. West, Judge Richard S. As he finished the Marine Band engineer of dis train am up Liberty general. Α., Whalev, certainlj decide that Clarence A Herbert S. ham, J. Harry Cunningham. J. Max- tired: Charles A. H. 3rince, Henry F. Pringle. New York: struck "Santa Claus Is Comin' to mos' indefinite." ; League they will save it Aspinwall. Jones. Jesse United States Court of Claims; up Aucrbach. Salt Lake Harmon S son Cunningham. James M. Curley. William D. Puleston. U. S 20 Gridiron ! by plowing under every third Demo- City; Jones Chairman Reconstruction Fi- captain, Warren W. Wbeaton. William W. Town." and members, The conductor entered at this point,r»nint Governor-elect of and Auguste. New York; M. H Aylesworth. Massachusetts, nance M. The- *J., and Charles E. Pynchon. garbed in the red coats and the beards ! dressed as Uncle Sam. ! crat. Corp.; Sam Jones and Wheeler, Odell L. Whipple. T. J. _ New and James P. Leo Curley. lus me ιυ »a\e uie i^uu- York, Aylward, odore G. Joslin, D. C. I White, the Hearst of a Santa Claus, but each carrying a "Where's we goin' dis time. Boss, uiny way Washington, j R. newspapers; stitution that I know said Ponzi Democratic State chairman of Mis-1 Richard New J. bag with a big dollar sign upon it, asked the porter "Jest UP ® « of," Whitney. York; R. | souri. Α. A D. Rahn. Minneapolis; Repre- entered from the end of the hall, the sidings like we done last °, Raskob sadly. Wiggins. Dispatch-Pioneer-Pre&s. St. time_ j Vincent New York; Martin i Williarr. S Kammerer. ■enU'.tive Sam WU- the audience de takin us dis As the was about to break Dailey. Louisville, Rayburn. Texas; Ε Η Wilde. St. Louis marched about through Where's engineer meeting j ! Paul; Paul; W. Hills. L. Davey. Governor-elect of Ohio; Dr. Ky.; Waiter Karig, the Newark Eve- iam F. Raymond. Dr. Hilton S. Read. and on the up. Senator James P. Byrnes, rhair- ! Roger Babson, Wellesley Wiley, the New York Times; W. F. up stage. ! Ε man of Bruce Baird. Baker. James F. Davidson, Joseph Davies, ning News; Samuel H. Kauffmann. Ulantic City; Roland L. Redmond. Ford and Green "Get ToM." the Campaign Expenditures Mass.; Bryant Wiley, the Cincinnati Enquirer:' Lup- «UU A u··»· G. H. Kansas Mo ; Pros- •Jew York: Senator David A. go Committee, rushed in with his agents New York; Edward C. Baltz. Carlisle Davis, City, The Washington Evening Star: Victor Reed, ton A. Wilkinson, New York; Charles : "He's us where I tell him to the John ton Delano, Frederick L. Devereux. Kauffmann. The Evening Pennsylvania; A. P. Reeves. Ogden "You better watch out, you better be taking "sworn In from the Washington dog Bargeron, Washington Post; Washington F. Williams. Cincinnati; Clay Wil- New New York: John Dickinson. Assistant Oliver J. the leid. the New York Herald Tribune; good. «κ?»".. »e· I'. ro pound" and they captured the entire W. Barriger, 3d; Robert Barry. Star; Keller, Pittsburgh liams: Ε. M. Williams, commander, owns this railroad. Get that. ine York; Bernard M. Baruch. New York; Secretary of Commerce; Robert Dis- Post-Gazette; John C. New- Vhitelaw Reid. New York; Harold C. Better not pout, but vote as you S group in a dog-catcher's net and Kelly, U. S. Navy: George L. Williams. Wood engineer works for me. Norman W. William Preston erens, Detroit: Clarence Dodge, Henry I York : P. chairman lelsinger, colonel. U. S M. C.; Ralph should," dragged them off before the Senate. Baxter, Joseph Kennedy, Williams. Detroit; George H. Wilson, to Ford and he j Beazell. New York; Edward S. L. Doherty, New York; Gayer G. Securities and Commission;. îichards. Glenridge. Ν. J.; James fuming Green, A congressional maternity ward for Today, Exchange Lloyd B. Wilson. Lyle C. Wilson, the a and the chorus re- Beck, the Tribune; Ned G. Dominick. New York: William J Will P. The Stewart Richardson. Donald R. Rich- sang soloist, I baby Senators and Representatives ; Chicago Kennedy. Washington United Press Association; Lawrence : in bunks, trouble- New York; Charles Donaldson, jr., superintendent House Frank R. the >erg. chairman. National Emergency sponded Sb°Gef your you I elected last November was Begle, Belknap. Evening Star; Kent, L. the Boston Globe: Lewis presented, j 1 ;ouncil; Lawrence Winship, is to town." makers and don't let me hear any Boston; Samuel W. Bell, the New Press Gallery; James J Dooling, New Sun, Baltimore; Charles P. K°yser, j Richey, Judge "Santa Claus comin' Nurse James A. Farley moaned: W. Wood, the New York Times; Urey more of your yap or I'll throw you York Herald-Tribune; Ulric Bell, York; Emmet G. Dougherty, Lewis W. St. Louis Globe-Democrat; A. H. 3eorge Rife. Baltimore; Albert C. "He's a list and checking it "After an election, before an election, J îitchie. Woodson, alien property custodian: making hot h off the train. Louisville Courier-Journal; Ira E. Douglas, Douglas, Ariz.; Brent S Buffalo News; Governor of Maryland; L. and between elections—it's babies, Kirchhoier, Evening Lee M. the Grand twice. The conductor a cord a V. Robert, jr.. Assistant of Woodruff, Rapids pulled bell babies." Bennett. Richard Berlin, New York; : Drane, Edward J. Dunn, the Boston Louis E. Kirstein. Boston; Frank Secretary Gonna find out who's treating him just he Β Η. Roberts. Owen Press: Donald Woodward, Clarence locomotive whistle blew. and as the C. K. Berryman. The Washington Post; James Clement Dunn and Knox, the Chicago Daily News; Treasury; nice," Nurse Farley and Dr. Garner. I. Roberts. Associate Justice. United M. Woolley, New York: James L. wheels began to grind, with Ford ana Evening Star: Karl A Bickel. the Thomas W. Dunn. Philadelphia. Charles Κ Knickerbocker. Chicago; whether States Supreme Couri: Roy A Rob- Wright, the Buffalo Evening News; went on the soloist. The chorus Oreen arguing they would The diseases and ailments of varl- United Press Association; Paul Block. | Frank W. Kridel. New York; Arthur ! E. H. E. the to Dearborn or ous Senate were Block 'rts. Kansas City Star; W. A. Roden- Richard Wright. Lester Wurfel, came in again and the song went on: have trafn go babies discussed by the Paul Newspapers; Krock. the New York Times; Arthur Rep-j >erg. Frank Romer. Henry L. Roose- N. J., and John Shriver Weirton. the conductor announced Nurse Parley and Dr. John N. Garner resentative Sol Bloom, New York; ι George H. Earle. Governor-elect of H. Kudner. New York, and Chojiro Glenridge, SOLO. "this to John S. Leslie ! relt. Assistant Secretary of the Navy; Wynne. that train's going Prosperity- and then the doctor asked about the j Blue, Canton. Ohio; Pennsylvania; Stephen T. Early, as- Kuriyama, Tokio, Japan. House babies. New Samuel 1 5am Rosenman, justice. Supreme Henry Xander. "He sees you when you're voting, Blumenthal, York; sistant secretary to the President; heard a lot about that G He watches all the time; rUi certainly "Oh. they're easy to control," replied Blythe, Saturday Evening Post; j Fred East, Marriner S. Eccles, gov- town." said the in an Nurse Richard M. Boeckel, » You better be a Democrat porter aside, Parley. "Sometimes they make Representative ernor Federal Reserve Board; Wade Robert R. Lane, Newark Evening -but I ain't never been there a and do know what Chester C. Bolton, Ohio; Samuel Β. I 1 Or you will not get a dime!" >et. racket, then, you H. Ellis. J. Fred Essary, Baltimore News: Albert D. Lasker, Chicago; ; While this was on Ford and do when Botsford, Buffalo; Robert P. Boylan. going they I yell at the top of my Sun; Samuel N. Evins, Atlanta: Jonathan G. David Law- whack at the adminis- Harllee Assistant Latimer, i After this GrTen were in a whispered conversa- lungs: 'President Roosevelt wants you Chicago; Branch, William T. Madison, and 1 re- Evjue, Wis., rence. the United States News: David Now in Annual tration's policies of public works, firm în the comer. As the noise of to eat else '?" Postmaster General; Harold Brayman, your spinach—or John R. Ε well. L. LawTence, chairman Democratic Progress... Biggs lief and farm benefits, the Gridiron the moving train increased they both said the Philadelphia Evening Ledger; "No," Garner, "what do they F. State Committee. Pennsylvania; Club engaged in a raillery upon crawled into section 7-a together. Thomas W. Brahany, Raymond P. littl^ do?" Ralph W Lee, Edgar K. Legg. Arthur itself and the correspondents general- With a look of satisfaction, con- Brandt, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch; Harold F. Fabian. Salt Lake City; ^ "Those House babies eat their Lehman. New York; Rudolf Leitner. ly, using it as the vehicle for the in- ductor shouted out Joyously Next Capt. Taylor Branson, Frank S. John H. Fahey, chairman. Home Own- spinach," answered Nurse Parley. German of a new member. Charles O. stop ville, and exited, f Bright, Arthur Brisbane, the New ers' Loan Corp.: Warren C. Fairbanks, counselor. Embassy; Henry itiation prosperity When Baby Moore was reached, the of the Denver lowed his head York Journal; Fred the William L. Leonard, major U. S. M. C., retired; Gridley, correspondent by the porter shaking New Jersey Senator elected with the Representative Indianapolis News; "Better der A. Britten, Illinois; Mason Britton, Farley, New York: William P. Feeley, Emanuel Levi, the Louisville Courier- , Post. dubiously, muttering: get support of Frank Hague, New Jersey a New Carter the Boston Journal; Ε. I. Lewis, Senator James tiitmaJ in 'cause tells me York; Charles C. Field, hurry, sumpin Democratic bass who the A1 Brooks, Henry Buffalo;